April 13, 2012

Book Claims Napolitano May Have Perjured Herself In Fast & Furious Testimony
— Ace

In her September testimony to a Senate committee, Napolitano told senators she knew nothing about Fast & Furious until after Terry was killed in a gunfight on the night of Dec. 14, 2010 with an AK-47 purchased at one of the gun stores that was one of the key retailers where federal agents actively let guns walk.

In October, she told Sen. Charles E. Grassley (R-Iowa) at a hearing at the Senate Judiciary Committee she never spoke to the Dennis Burke about Fast & Furious....

In the same month, the Napolitano told Rep. Jason E. Chaffetz (R-Utah) at a hearing held by the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that she never spoke to Holder about Fast & Furious.

...

One source said to the author, “When she says that [she] and Attorney General Eric Holder have not discussed it, that is a lie. That's why they keep asking her those questions in the Judicial, Oversight, Homeland Security Committee hearings. They've asked her that same questions twice and she’s lied twice.”

The emails mentioned here, however, just note that she talked to Holder about Terry's death -- not necessarily about Fast and Furious. I imagine there's more to to this, though.

Posted by: Ace at 08:59 AM | Comments (163)
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1 Lying comes as natural to this administration as breathing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (UOM48)

2 A red-letter day around the HQ.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (/kI1Q)

3 Gettin' linky wit' it!

Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (ykSKg)

4 If only there was a group of organizations thet would investigate these stories and offer the information to the public for money?

Posted by: rd at April 13, 2012 09:02 AM (9sUlj)

5 I'd love to see Janet Skunkhair on a gibbet, but unless the 0bamas are sent back to Chi-town next year she'll just be replaced by another ugly lying sack of shit.



P.S.  Arizona, how the fuck did that thing get into your Governor's Mansion?

Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2012 09:04 AM (ykSKg)

6 “Let me tell you something about Janet,” another source said to the author. “Janet will be lucky not to go to prison.”


Lord, if this comes to pass,  I PROMISE I will never ask for anything else as long as I live.  Amen.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2012 09:05 AM (C8hzL)

7

But...she has life experiences that make her relevent!

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 09:05 AM (+5U+B)

8 We've found the missing link!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:06 AM (4df7R)

9 Ace's inability to work his own blog is part of his enduring charm

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 13, 2012 09:06 AM (8/DeP)

10 7 “Let me tell you something about Janet,” another source said to the author. “Janet will be lucky not to go to prison.”



Do they even make orange jumpsuits that large?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 09:06 AM (UOM48)

11 P.S. Arizona, how the fuck did that thing get into your Governor's Mansion?

 

Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2012 01:04 PM (ykSKg)

 

I'm reminded of a Lovecraft story.  The Rats in the Walls...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:07 AM (4df7R)

12 This is me not surprised.


Also...hell of a link.

Posted by: Sgt. York at April 13, 2012 09:07 AM (vyS+v)

13
Do they even make orange jumpsuits that large?
______


Tarp and safety orange spray paint.

Close enuff.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2012 09:07 AM (C8hzL)

14 This post is like Princess Zelda.  They're both full of Link.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2012 09:08 AM (DrWcr)

15 The Jason Chaffetz war on woman is a war on the sophisticated gray streak in my hair.

Posted by: J. Napalitano at April 13, 2012 09:08 AM (eavT+)

16 HTML provided by:

Lance Link: Secret IT Chimp.

Posted by: Sgt. York at April 13, 2012 09:09 AM (vyS+v)

17 The Balls on these Guys!

Posted by: toby928© has a new phrase for the day at April 13, 2012 09:09 AM (GTbGH)

18 The Guys on these Balls!

Posted by: Sgt. York at April 13, 2012 09:09 AM (vyS+v)

19 and here's Ace continuing his war on women...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 13, 2012 09:09 AM (jUytm)

20

From the article:

 

Another source from the ATF confirmed to Pavlich that Napolitano was briefed regularly by an agent from another of her agencies, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, known as ICE.

 

“There was an ICE agent assigned specifically to be the co-case agent of Fast & Furious. He had to [file] an ICE report that either mirrored or referenced every ATF report that was done,” the ATF source said.

 

So what this tells me is that Napolitano    knew,   OR she was grossly incompetent in carrying out her duties by not reading these reports.  Either way, just like Holder, she's unfit for office.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:10 AM (4df7R)

21 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2012 09:10 AM (7W3wI)

22 When someone in this administration lies, they are speaking their native tongue.

Posted by: An Observation at April 13, 2012 09:10 AM (ylhEn)

23 Perjury is only a problem for Republicans and little people.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2012 09:10 AM (7W3wI)

24 Rassmussen... SCOAMF 44... Romney 48

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 09:11 AM (DGIjM)

25 Woah....I was clicking on that Linky, and got hurled into internet hell. ...Now it's gone.

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 09:11 AM (+5U+B)

26 Hey, that Rosen babe is hawt!

Posted by: Janet from another cabinet at April 13, 2012 09:11 AM (HBU8E)

27 24 When someone in this administration lies, they are speaking their native tongue.

Posted by: An Observation at April 13, 2012 01:10 PM (ylhEn)

 

 

 

I'm their daddy all right!

Posted by: The Devil at April 13, 2012 09:11 AM (DrWcr)

28 19 That includes Kagan,Hillary,Moochelle and Napolitano.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2012 09:12 AM (7W3wI)

29 Lay off Napolitano wingnuts, she is the kind of woman we admire : hardworking, mannish, not tied down by kids, and a muff-diving aficionado.

Posted by: NOW at April 13, 2012 09:12 AM (Sh42X)

30 When a Dem lies a Harpy gets it's wings!

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2012 09:12 AM (7W3wI)

31 in b4 Henri the cat!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 13, 2012 09:14 AM (jUytm)

32 Treasury Official Is Disavowing Whitewater Details in His Diary

http://is.gd/r825ZL

Posted by: toby928© brings a blast from the past at April 13, 2012 09:14 AM (GTbGH)

33 This post needs that video about the angry, charging hippo.

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 09:14 AM (+5U+B)

34 Hey.... Morons.... You know I can see you.

Ya'all can suck my dick.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 13, 2012 09:14 AM (C8hzL)

35 Leave Janet alone! She knows what it's like to be a working man!

Posted by: Hillary Rosen, working mom at April 13, 2012 09:14 AM (Y+DPZ)

36 Mmmm.  Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Dig Janet Reno But Now Digs Janet Napolitano at April 13, 2012 09:15 AM (QKKT0)

37 There is no statue of limits on corruption. I suggest Holder et al contact Bob Bennett for future retainer. Because they will be prosecuted.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 13, 2012 09:15 AM (gjAWl)

38 There's a typo in the report.  It's not that she perjured herself, it's that she "fingered" himself.

Posted by: David Duke at April 13, 2012 09:16 AM (LLToD)

39 39 Mmmm. Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Dig Janet Reno But Now Digs Janet Napolitano at April 13, 2012 01:15 PM (QKKT0)

 

WTF is it with Janets anyway?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:16 AM (4df7R)

40 26 Rassmussen... SCOAMF 44... Romney 48 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 01:11 PM

Where's Greg? Funny he only comes here when a poll shows his master leading, you know, proof that the election is all but over

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:17 AM (Y+DPZ)

41 Rassmussen... SCOAMF 44... Romney 48

I wish we could see the foot stomping temper tantrums the petulant whiny bitch that is Obama must surely having behind closed doors.

"It's not fair it's not FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR!  Christina says I've been a very good boy!  They're MY toys!  MINE!  This is all BUSH'S fault!  I hate him I hate him I hate him!"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2012 09:17 AM (SY2Kh)

42 Nothing will ever happen to her or holder, as the Zebra will pardon them at the end of his term.

Posted by: Screwy at April 13, 2012 09:17 AM (KZEop)

43 Does perjury count in an Obama Administration?

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 13, 2012 09:18 AM (tfw18)

44 26 Rassmussen... SCOAMF 44... Romney 48 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 01:11 PM

Here, greggie greggie greggie ...

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:18 AM (Y+DPZ)

45 The whole Barky cabinet is going to need its own wing at the federal pen ... if America still has any self-respect left, that is.  We'll see.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2012 09:18 AM (X3lox)

46 The Charles Grassley war on woman is a war on Subaru driving, cat loving, shut-ins.

Posted by: J. Napalitano at April 13, 2012 09:18 AM (eavT+)

47

The next DHS list of potential terrorists is going to include anyone who questions the Official Narrative. Loyal subjects don't do that.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 13, 2012 09:18 AM (NVu2l)

48 Janet, and all your envious hangers on, just for your information, I have a dick. A fairly large functional dick. Thats something you will never have, and it embitters your whole inadequate lives. No, you can't see it or play with it, It's particualr about the company it keeps and the places it visits.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2012 09:19 AM (OlN4e)

49 Does perjury count in an Obama Administration?

----

Seven points..... in Scrabble.

Other than that.... no .... not really.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2012 09:19 AM (C8hzL)

50
WTF is it with Janets anyway?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:16 PM (4df7R)


I know two Janets, and they are far, faaaaaaaar removed from Reno 'n Napolitano.  This is just an eddy in the stream!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:19 AM (Kdb8Y)

51 Kudos to Sheryl Adkinson and Katie Pavlich for doing such good investigative work on this.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 13, 2012 09:20 AM (pLTLS)

52 Jumbo - 2 point jump in one day in the tracking poll?

No wonder Axelrod rushed to the airwaves to disavow Rosen.  Yeah, that left a mark.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 09:20 AM (9t6jP)

53 49 The Charles Grassley war on woman is a war on Subaru driving, cat loving, shut-ins. Posted by: J. Napalitano at April 13, 2012 01:18 PM

That's why you have to disavow Grassley. All my cool friends in Manhattan tell me no woman will vote GOP!

Posted by: the cat pee troll who changes her nic at April 13, 2012 09:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

54 Maybe she'll lose weight in prison

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:21 AM (Dll6b)

55 I know two Janets, and they are far, faaaaaaaar removed from Reno 'n Napolitano. This is just an eddy in the stream!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 01:19 PM (Kdb8Y)

 

Just make sure you keep them away from working in DC!  lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:21 AM (4df7R)

56 If I had a son he'd look like...eh...me.

Posted by: J. Napalitano at April 13, 2012 09:22 AM (eavT+)

57

Maddog,

it isn't the dick they hate so much as the owners of dicks won't give them the same bennies as they willingly give to hawt women. They are enraged they have to use the coersive power of govt. to get those bennies. And they are gonna add extra penalties as payback.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 13, 2012 09:23 AM (NVu2l)

58 Megyn Kelly just brought up Allen West saying there are "dozens of members of Congress who are communists."

Probably wouldn't be too hard to guess who they are.

The Head Commie is Preznit Stumblefuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2012 09:23 AM (UOM48)

59 I took a Janet to our Homecoming Dance; she liked purple, but wore a nice white puffy-dress.


long time ago...........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:23 AM (Dll6b)

60

Pardons, pardons for sale!

If you think Clinon's pardoning of Marc Rich was outrageous, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Lame Duck Obama at April 13, 2012 09:23 AM (YmPwQ)

61 51 Janet, and all your envious hangers on, just for your information, I have a dick. A fairly large functional dick. Thats something you will never have, and it embitters your whole inadequate lives. No, you can't see it or play with it, It's particualr about the company it keeps and the places it visits.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2012 01:19 PM (OlN4e)

 

That's hot!!

Posted by: Barney Frank's Turgid Frank at April 13, 2012 09:23 AM (WUWb9)

62 Personal OT - Remember after AB's death I said I was going to get off the couch with the goal of running a half marathon?  Well I'm 6 weeks into it now, and tonight will be my first night running 2 miles.  I was able to finish 1.6 miles last week in Costa Maya (damn was it hot there).

Anyway, I've registered for a half marathon in November, so no getting out of it now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (9t6jP)

63 >>“Janet will be lucky not to go to prison.”

Unless all those movies about women's prisons have been lying to us...[serious face]...seems like she'd think she was really lucky to find herself in one.



Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (/kI1Q)

64 Yes We Can...Clean Up Obama's Mess

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (jUytm)

65 Probably wouldn't be too hard to guess who they are.
He was talking mostly about the Progressive (read communist) Caucus.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (OlN4e)

66 You know what's going to come of this? NOTHING! That's what. The GOP is all talk and the illusion of action.

Posted by: McLovin at April 13, 2012 09:24 AM (21lfy)

67 Romney knows how to Get Dirty, McLovin.  ---  He ain't McCain

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:25 AM (Dll6b)

68 Anyway, I've registered for a half marathon in November, so no getting out of it now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 01:24 PM (9t6jP)


You'll fail.  Might as well quit now instead of embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Commenter Motivation Committee at April 13, 2012 09:26 AM (QKKT0)

69 Lugar is losing it. He is now attacking his republican challenger........ on his tie choice. He said it looks like a confederate flag. Holy geez... funniest part, his challenger bought the red tie with stars on it off a GOP website. Hurry up primary.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 09:26 AM (DGIjM)

70 Congrats Dave. Stick with it, but try not to vapor lock.

Posted by: maddogg at April 13, 2012 09:26 AM (OlN4e)

71

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 01:26 PM (DGIjM)

 

Oh, that is too priceless.   I love metaphorically watching Lugar sweat!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:27 AM (4df7R)

72 Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 01:24 PM (9t6jP)


yesterday I walked to the end of the street.    --Then sat for a while to ponder

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:27 AM (Dll6b)

73 Needless to say, if these bold-faced contradictions were emanating from a GOP Admin., heads would've rolled already and the President himself would be on the cusp of impeachment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 13, 2012 09:27 AM (HethX)

74

65 Pardons, pardons for sale!

 

I'm sure that is already well under way. ....As a way of getting campaign cash.  

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 09:28 AM (+5U+B)

75 running a lot might give you a tumor.  --or restless leg syndrome.


Rickets, maybe.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 13, 2012 09:28 AM (Dll6b)

76

Just make sure you keep them away from working in DC! lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:21 PM (4df7R)


Aye, I'm certain there's something in the water there.  They had a "50 most beautiful people on Capitol Hill" article somewhere on the internet in 2010.


Made sure my stomach was empty, and then read it.  Queasiness doesn't begin to cover it.  Jesse Jackson Jr. made it on the list, placed #9.

Found article again at tinyurl.com/28js9zu.  Pretty sure Maxine Waters was on that list, but I only looked at the top ten today to jog the memory.  >.> I had a good lunch and do not want to spoil it.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:28 AM (Kdb8Y)

77 You just KNOW that Napolitano played softball in college.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 13, 2012 09:29 AM (jucos)

78 I think she muy caliente. Please, gabachos, send her here

Posted by: Desmerelda "Dirty" Sanchez, doing life in a Saltillo prison at April 13, 2012 09:29 AM (w63Cp)

79 Anyway, I've registered for a half marathon in November, so no getting out of it now. Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 01:24 PM (9t6jP) ** Awesome...I wish I wasn't so lazy. The extent of my fitness regime is yardwork, walking the dog and golf. I get winded getting off the couch to get a beer. I haven't hit rock bottom yet but when I do, I'll probably just go out and grab a bite to eat.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 13, 2012 09:29 AM (eavT+)

80 Hopefully Issa & Grassley have set this all up for an October surprise. Not holding my breath however.

Posted by: Weimdog at April 13, 2012 09:29 AM (SwPvC)

81 "You'll fail. Might as well quit now instead of embarrassing yourself."

LOL!  Now THAT'S funny (I really did LOL, btw)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 09:30 AM (9t6jP)

82 Napolitano is the one with the skunk strip on her head right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 13, 2012 09:30 AM (jucos)

83 Made sure my stomach was empty, and then read it. Queasiness doesn't begin to cover it. Jesse Jackson Jr. made it on the list, placed #9.

If it wasn't for that blasted JJ, I would have taken the 9 spot.

Posted by: Rep. Henry Waxman at April 13, 2012 09:30 AM (QKKT0)

84 So what this tells me is that Napolitano knew, OR she was grossly incompetent in carrying out her duties by not reading these reports. Either way, just like Holder, she's unfit for office.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:10 PM (4df7R)


The quote said she was "briefed" - that - in government lingo - means someone held a power point session where the subject was covered. There is no Sgt Schultz defense possible when a briefing has taken place; there were other people there - they saw what happened, and that you weren't asleep. That is why assistant Attorney General Lanny Breuer is in so much trouble; he was briefed on Fast and Furious and gun walking before agent Terry died - in fact he said in an email to ATF director Melson that the thought gun walking was a "terrific idea".




Posted by: An Observation at April 13, 2012 09:30 AM (ylhEn)

85 Softball? More like shotput.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 13, 2012 09:30 AM (HethX)

86 Missa Janet, could you serr me some lockets? Mine no wolking muccha ratery

Posted by: Kim Jung Un at April 13, 2012 09:31 AM (Y+DPZ)

87
If it wasn't for that blasted JJ, I would have taken the 9 spot.

Posted by: Rep. Henry Waxman at April 13, 2012 01:30 PM (QKKT0)


Well, there goes that pleasant lunch! x_X

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:31 AM (Kdb8Y)

88 When Big Sis says she knows nothing, I believe her, particularly since she devotes all of her energies toward groping and fondling American travelers.  Make no mistake, this is hard work.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 09:32 AM (/ZZCn)

89

Made sure my stomach was empty, and then read it. Queasiness doesn't
begin to cover it. Jesse Jackson Jr. made it on the list, placed #9.

 

Wasn't that the list that had Lisa     "Trout Face"   Murkowski in, like, the top twenty?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:32 AM (4df7R)

90 Somebody give Napolitano a handbag. I can't tell if it's a toad or an ugly man.

Posted by: Polygnotos at April 13, 2012 09:32 AM (O0lVq)

91 Anyway, I've registered for a half marathon in November, so no getting out of it now. Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 01:24 PM (9t6jP) AWESOME!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 09:33 AM (DGIjM)

92 MFM coverage of this will be zero

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2012 09:33 AM (1Jaio)

93 90 Softball? More like shotput.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 13, 2012 01:30 PM (HethX)

 

Powerlifting.   The "snatch" and the "clean and jerk."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:34 AM (4df7R)

94 Janet Napolitano only wears lipstick because it keeps people from calling the police when show goes into a women's restroom.

Posted by: Cicero at April 13, 2012 09:35 AM (QKKT0)

95 74 Lugar is losing it. He is now attacking his republican challenger........ on his tie choice.
He said it looks like a confederate flag.

Holy geez... funniest part, his challenger bought the red tie with stars on it off a GOP website.

Hurry up primary. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 01:26 PM

What would Dick Loogie know about stuff you can buy on a GOP website?

Go back to that Lisa Murcokesky/Willem Dafoe picture from last week, that's Lugar standing behind her with a look on his face like he'd just cut a big silent but deadly fart.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:35 AM (Y+DPZ)

96 Janet, Hillary, Huma, Hilary, and Elena walk into a sushi bar....

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 13, 2012 09:35 AM (WUWb9)

97
Wasn't that the list that had Lisa "Trout Face" Murkowski in, like, the top twenty?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:32 PM (4df7R)


I wouldn't doubt it.  Got some real winners there.


Typically, I do not make note of the attractiveness of other people, I just prefer not to get dicey and personal that way - but this is Washington, and holy freakin' hell, if they're gonna advertise themselves as hot stuff, they're askin' for it.  (>.> ) We should have a thread on that topic.  It would be awesome.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:36 AM (Kdb8Y)

98 I'm thinking I should wear a "Breitbart is Here" shirt for the half marathon, since he is the inspiration.  Or maybe a patch with his initials.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 09:37 AM (9t6jP)

99

 

Over 300 People died in Mexico because of these guns.  But these people are not important to people in DC. 

 

We are not important to people in DC either.  It could be 300 people from Montana, Oklahoma, Wyoming and Utah and they will not care, especially if we are killed by approved minorities.

 

 

Posted by: rd at April 13, 2012 09:37 AM (9sUlj)

100 Janet Napolitano only wears lipstick because it keeps people from calling the police when show goes into a women's restroom.

Posted by: Cicero at April 13, 2012 01:35 PM (QKKT0)


See?!  This the kinda stuff we're missing out on!  We could have a thousand-odd running comments on the banality of "The Faces of Government", and it would be hilarious.  It needs to happen!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:38 AM (Kdb8Y)

101 And the bartender says,  "Deliveries are in the back, gentleman."

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2012 09:38 AM (/ZZCn)

102 103 I'm thinking I should wear a "Breitbart is Here" shirt for the half marathon, since he is the inspiration. Or maybe a patch with his initials.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 13, 2012 01:37 PM (9t6jP)

 

You should!  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:38 AM (4df7R)

103 Thanks for link, Ace. I want perjury and impeachment charges, and I want this administration to go down as the most corrupt ever. I do not want Janet N. to take the fall for Holder, however. He is the biggest trophy and is holding the dyke (snort) against the overflow of all things Chicago. He is their firewall, and if he goes, so goes this administration.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 13, 2012 09:39 AM (baL2B)

104 What would Dick Loogie know about stuff you can buy on a GOP website? Go back to that Lisa Murcokesky/Willem Dafoe picture from last week, that's Lugar standing behind her with a look on his face like he'd just cut a big silent but deadly fart. Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 01:35 PM (Y+DPZ) I saw that. "Elder statesman" looks like a moron right now.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 09:39 AM (DGIjM)

105 "Elder statesman" looks like a moron right now.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 01:39 PM (DGIjM)

 

That's "moron" with a lowercase "m."   No way is Dickbag Loser a Moron.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:41 AM (4df7R)

106 Dick Loogie is my top bet for "next Arlen Specter"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

107 Dems have a real hard time answering simple questions since most simple answers  tend to "out" themselves as the criminals that they are.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 13, 2012 09:42 AM (UpwlP)

108 That's "moron" with a lowercase "m." No way is Dickbag Loser a Moron. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:41 PM (4df7R) Amen, brother.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 13, 2012 09:43 AM (DGIjM)

109 >>I'm thinking I should wear a "Breitbart is Here" shirt for the half marathon, since he is the inspiration.

YES!


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:44 AM (/kI1Q)

110

Napolitano is like an East German powerlifter without all the delicate bone structure and femininity.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 09:44 AM (rpFf/)

111 Go back to that Lisa Murcokesky/Willem Dafoe picture from last week, that's Lugar standing behind her with a look on his face like he'd just cut a big silent but deadly fart.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 01:35 PM

And the look on Inhofe's face like he had just smelled it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:46 AM (Y+DPZ)

112 Napolitano is like an East German powerlifter withoutall thedelicate bone structure and femininity.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 01:44 PM (rpFf/)

 

Laughing soooo hard!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 13, 2012 09:46 AM (WUWb9)

113

Since we've passed 100 comments I feel less guilty about going OT, so here you go:

 

Via Big Government (http://tinyurl.com/7kmwcl :

 

No Paper or Plastic: Los     Angeles      Bids Bags Goodbye

 

Influenced by out-of-touch environmentalists, the Los Angeles City Council committee moved forward last week with plans to phase out and ultimately ban paper and plastic bags in Los Angeles.

 

Environmentalists would like similar legislation to pass across the nation, completely oblivious to the fact that such legislation would not only inconvenience many consumers and shoppers but kill jobs. In Los Angeles alone, 2,000 people are employed by companies that make bags, and if bags are banned, these workers would be out of jobs and the health insurance benefits that accompany them.

 

...

 

Environmentalists believe that legislation that bans paper and plastic bags will force people to use reusable bags; however, as The Washington Post discovered after the nationÂ’s capital instituted a fee for paper and plastic bags, reusable bags are often breeding grounds for bacteria that can be harmful to peopleÂ’s health...

 

Anyone with half a functioning brain cell is aware of that latter point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:46 AM (4df7R)

114 Janet is the one with the puffy face, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 09:46 AM (VndSC)

115
Anyone with half a functioning brain cell is aware of that latter point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:46 PM (4df7R)


Aye, but that is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:47 AM (Kdb8Y)

116 >>completely oblivious to the fact that such legislation would not only inconvenience many consumers and shoppers but kill jobs.

They're not "oblivious."  They don't give a shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:49 AM (/kI1Q)

117 119 Janet is the one with the puffy face, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 01:46 PM (VndSC)

 

Now, that's Ashley.    Janet's the one who looks like a stunned meerkat that's been beaten with an ugly stick.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:49 AM (4df7R)

118 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ugly Stick at April 13, 2012 09:49 AM (UpwlP)

119 Environmentalists believe that legislation that bans paper and plastic bags will force people to use reusable bags; however, as The Washington Post discovered after the nationÂ’s capital instituted a fee for paper and plastic bags, reusable bags are often breeding grounds for bacteria that can be harmful to peopleÂ’s health...

Anyone with half a functioning brain cell is aware of that latter point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:46 PM

Look for a spike in Los Angeles of flus and colds, along with other viruses normally indigenous to Mexico and Central America

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:50 AM (Y+DPZ)

120 They're not "oblivious." They don't give a shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 01:49 PM (/kI1Q)

 

It defies belief.  It's like they really don't understand that actions have consequences, and that when you put the producers out of business, not only do they not produce, but they also don't pay taxes    while making use of public services.   IT IS SELF-DEFEATING AND RIDICULOUS.

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:51 AM (4df7R)

121 Speaking of lying fat girls, where are curious' tweets defending Ann Romney?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 13, 2012 09:51 AM (rpFf/)

122 Don't pin that on me.

Posted by: stunned meerkat at April 13, 2012 09:52 AM (VndSC)

123 58  
Not if she eats her cellmate...

Posted by: Affenhauer at April 13, 2012 09:52 AM (7QZ6R)

124 Without the Independent Counsel statuate, how do we get anywhere? What we need is Federal Grand Jury that can be called by the Speaker.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2012 09:52 AM (3FXA5)

125 hehe...Janet Judd.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 13, 2012 09:52 AM (eavT+)

126 There are loads of recycling bins for plastic bags here in FL, and I also reuse them for trash bags instead of buying plastic Hefty bags

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 09:53 AM (Y+DPZ)

127

LA will ban bags.

Chicago would not ban them, they'd  institute  a new bag tax.

Different colors of teh stupid.

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 09:53 AM (VndSC)

128 Janet is the one with the puffy face, right?

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 01:46 PM (VndSC)

 

Janet is a delicate flower.  A flower that stinks and has stickers, but a flower.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 13, 2012 09:54 AM (WUWb9)

129 do they not produce, but they also don't pay taxes while making use of public services. IT IS SELF-DEFEATING AND RIDICULOUS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 01:51 PM (4df7R)

 

You are talking about people that really do think wealth comes from printing presses.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 13, 2012 09:54 AM (NVu2l)

130 Look for a spike in Los Angeles of flus and colds, along with other viruses normally indigenous to Mexico and Central America

 

Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2012 01:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

 

I'm thinking cholera and diptheria will be fun additions to the regular     emergency room fare.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:54 AM (4df7R)

131 You could just bring  your  old bag to the grocery store and have her carry the stuff home.

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 09:55 AM (VndSC)

132 You are talking about people that really do think wealth comes from printing presses.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 13, 2012 01:54 PM (NVu2l)

 

*sigh*  Yes.  Yes, you're right. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:55 AM (4df7R)

133 >>not only do they not produce, but they also don't pay taxes while making use of public services.

Yes.  So?  The Erf is free of the scourge of business.

They don't give a shit about the millions forced to food stamps, or the lack of product on the shelves for them to purchase with said food stamps.  Mass starvation? The Erf will be free from the scourge of humans.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

134 Janet is a delicate flower. A flower that stinks and has stickers, but a flower.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 13, 2012 01:54 PM (WUWb9)

 

A corpse flower.

 

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (4df7R)

135 So is there a Bag-Makers Union that was hardest hit? 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 13, 2012 09:56 AM (eavT+)

136 No, the stunned meerkat is Ben Nelson, who was bloody sure that Nebraska'd forget all about his 'indiscretion'.

First time in my life I ever wrote to a politician, back during ObamaCare and the abortion debacle.  He patted us on the shoulder, assured us he was standing firm, and as we turned about to look at Stupak, he drew a bowie and slipped it between our collective ribs.

Yeah, I was mad.  Still am, really. >_>

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 13, 2012 09:57 AM (Kdb8Y)

137

@118...The whole "Paper vs Plastic" thing serves as an example of liberal bullshit and hypocrisy.

 

The whole idea of plastic bags was pushed on us because they were supposed to "save the environment"....and "save trees". ....But trees are a renewable resource. And plastic is made from petroleum.

 

Paper bags rot and decay rather quickly. ....Plastic bags hang around for centuries. When the wind sucks them out of dumpsters and hangs them on trees, those damn things are there until someone gets a cherry picker to reach them.

Posted by: wheatie at April 13, 2012 09:57 AM (+5U+B)

138

Yes. So? The Erf is free of the scourge of business.


They don't give a shit about the millions forced to food stamps, or the lack of product on the shelves for them to purchase with said food stamps. Mass starvation? The Erf will be free from the scourge of humans.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 13, 2012 01:56 PM (/kI1Q)

 

But of course!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 09:57 AM (4df7R)

139 I'm afraid that if Dick loses the primary, he will be on the short list for VP.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2012 09:58 AM (OTtAK)

140 The LA street gangs will be selling bags on the street corner. Nothing will be in them.

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2012 09:58 AM (VndSC)

141 This is the 'Lying to Congress' case that should be going on, not some dumb baseball player.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 13, 2012 09:58 AM (UU0OF)

142 No Paper or Plastic: Los Angeles Bids Bags Goodbye

Janet Napolitano won't be able to have sex in LA anymore ... not with sighted dykes, at least.   She's gonna be even angrier, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2012 09:59 AM (X3lox)

143 Shouldn't bring this up so close to lunch, but paperbags = cockroach eggs

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2012 10:00 AM (OTtAK)

144

Don't know about a union, but this is what the CEO of one of the bigger bag-making corporations had to say on the subject to Hannity (taken from the same Big Government link):

 

--------------

 

Stan Bikulege, CEO of bag producer Hilex, appeared this week on Hannity to offer an update on the pending LA ban and similar bans that are being proposed  throughout the country:

 

BIKULEGE: We have 1250 jobs here in the United States-10 plants. And we spend all of our time focused on working against the government who is trying to ban us out of existence.

 

HANNITY: So you have to spend all this money to protect those jobs that you have, just to stay in business?

 

BIKULEGE: Oh, absolutely. We've spent so much money. We could have built more recycling plants, which we actually take garbage, turn it back into plastics and put it back into products.  We could be rebuilding those and creating jobs. Instead, we're spending our time fighting against legislation that's going to take American jobs out of this country."

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 10:00 AM (4df7R)

145 145 I'm afraid that if Dick loses the primary, he will be on the short list for VP.

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2012 01:58 PM (OTtAK)

 

Only if the Romney campaign is as tone deaf and stupid as everybody fears they are.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 13, 2012 10:01 AM (4df7R)

146 MWR, exactly

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2012 10:03 AM (OTtAK)

147 An American College of Cardiology conference last year reported that the risk of sudden death during a marathon is 0.8 per 100,000 people.  You may now continue, or not.

Posted by: @demotivator at April 13, 2012 10:04 AM (GTbGH)

148

Let me tell you something about Janet,” another source said to the author. “Janet will be lucky not to go to prison.”

 

I would think that Big Sis would be very popular in the clink.  Popular with Large Marge & Fran the Man.



Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2012 10:06 AM (G+Wff)

149 82 You just KNOW that Napolitano played softball in college.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 13, 2012 01:29 PM (jucos)


It says on "her" wiki page that "she" is an avid basketball fan.  WNBA I bet...

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 13, 2012 10:07 AM (3jGS1)

150

#32 - HILARIOUS!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 13, 2012 10:40 AM (vg8iE)

151 Yawn.

So Napolitano may have perjured herself?

In Obama's cabinet this gets you a medal from the GSA.

It shows you've at least got the brainpower to realize you're a crook.

Unlike, say, Steve Chu or Ken Salazar.

Steve Chu has a narrow band of expertise in which he's a frickin' genius and one nanometer either side of that he's a babbling fool.

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2012 10:58 AM (o+SC1)

152 #34, I read your link, you magnificent bastard. "It was never Josh's intention that the diary would be a complete and accurate recordation of historicalesque events," Mr. Weingarten said. "The diaries are impressionistical efforts by Josh written, at some instances, weeks after the events and for reasons that have nothing to do with the recordation of history."

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at April 13, 2012 11:12 AM (qndXR)

153 Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 13, 2012 11:13 AM (EL+OC)

154 "This is Kevin O'Reilly.  I'm back form Iraq, but I'm unavailable to take your call.  Please leave a message."

Posted by: Kevin O'Reilly's answering machine at April 13, 2012 11:14 AM (QjSgY)

155 "The number you have reached, 202-555-8612, is no longer in service.  Please check the number and try again."

Posted by: Kevin O'Reilly's new answering machine at April 13, 2012 11:18 AM (QjSgY)

156 >> "The Washington Post discovered after the nationÂ’s capital instituted a fee for paper and plastic bags, reusable bags are often breeding grounds for bacteria that can be harmful to peopleÂ’s health..." You can make a great reusable bag out of an old tire and some nylon rope. When it gets dirty, you just burn it.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at April 13, 2012 11:23 AM (qndXR)

157

There are allegations that this program, or ones like it, started under Bush... which means there would have been briefs when she entered the office about these...

 

THOSE would be the smoking gun for perjury... but don't expect the Repubs to ask for them.. it would make them look bad as well...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2012 11:30 AM (lZBBB)

158

It's gonna be hilarious when people buy plastic bags online and bring them into the store themselves. Enforce that, you bastards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2012 11:36 AM (tQoT4)

159
Watergate didn't have a body count.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2012 11:36 AM (tQoT4)

160 165
Watergate didn't have a body count.
 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 13, 2012 03:36 PM (tQoT4)

 

No, but Whitewater did...

Posted by: Vince Foster at April 13, 2012 11:50 AM (lZBBB)

161 "Janet, Hillary, Huma, Hilary, and Elena walk into a sushi bar...."

...and the sushi chef says "I sarry, no stinky tuna is served here-ah"


Posted by: David Duke at April 13, 2012 11:57 AM (LLToD)

162

Still don't understand how she got elected Governor of AZ.  She won't get dinged for perjury, even if it can be proven that she lied.

Might as well forget about it.  All the unconstitutional things done by this administration will just float by...

Posted by: soulpile at April 13, 2012 12:52 PM (Mk/IQ)

163 Perjury?

*yawn*

Posted by: Holder's DOJ at April 13, 2012 01:33 PM (DQHjw)

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