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May 25, 2012

Boston Globe Takes a Tomahawk To Elizabeth Warren's Fauxcahontas Claims
— Ace

That's Guy Benson's headline. Even the liberal Boston Globe.

Even them.

Now, Elizabeth Warren's current claim is that she had no idea Harvard was listing her as a Native American, and no idea where they might have gotten that idea from.

I suppose they must have seen her not-terribly-high cheekbones and pale blue eyes and ash-blonde hair and thought to themselves, "My God, I am looking into the eyes of the Spirt Twin of Sacajewea herself."

Artist's reconstruction of famed Indian guide Sacajewea,
as she might look if she posed for Sports Illustrated

Well... maybe not.

US Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren has said she was unaware that Harvard Law School had been promoting her purported Native American heritage until she read about it in a newspaper several weeks ago. But for at least six straight years during WarrenÂ’s tenure, Harvard University reported in federally mandated diversity statistics that it had a Native American woman in its senior ranks at the law school. According to both Harvard officials and federal guidelines, those statistics are almost always based on the way employees describe themselves.
In addition, both HarvardÂ’s guidelines and federal regulations for the statistics lay out a specific definition of Native American that Warren does not meet. The documents suggest for the first time that either Warren or a Harvard administrator classified her repeatedly as Native American in papers prepared for the government in a way that apparently did not adhere to federal diversity guidelines. They raise further questions about WarrenÂ’s statements that she was unaware Harvard was promoting her as Native American.

Posted by: Ace at 01:43 PM | Comments (228)
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1 If Sacagawarren didn't tell them, who is going to take the rap for filing false information with the EEOC?

Posted by: toby928© at May 25, 2012 01:44 PM (NG097)

2 If Sacagawarren didn't tell them, who is going to take the rap for filing false information with the EEOC?

DUH!? Some white Catholic male.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 25, 2012 01:46 PM (kqqGm)

3 Me fuckem squaw.

Posted by: EC at May 25, 2012 01:47 PM (R15UB)

4 If you bury your lie with three dead fish, heads down, it'll grow better.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 25, 2012 01:47 PM (HethX)

5 Kate Upton gives me a teepee in my pants.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (I/Xad)

6 IF that was the artist renditioning of Sacajewea, I'd have rolls and rolls of those Sac' dollars... No, we get the pappoose Saq on the dollar. oh, and I'd hit that..

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (Mrdk1)

7 I'm a direct descendent of Queen Elizabeth I ...

Posted by: Virginbirths R 'us at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (NgwbY)

8 Dances With Lenin!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (ndlFj)

9 no dot, no feathers

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (vhwRj)

10 Guys, Olby told me on twitter I have no friends* How will I go on??

*At least I think he did. Pretty sure he's drunk

There was some hashtag called #BasicHumanRights on twitter we hijacked and this was my response:

One friend.Please? *sniff* #BasicHumanRight @KeithOlbermann

This was his:

Sorry you have no friends. I'd suggest it owes to your tweets RT @LilMissRightie One friend.Please? *sniff* #BasicHumanRight @KeithOlbermann

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (PGMgx)

Artist's reconstruction of famed Indian guide Sacajewea,
as she might look if she posed for Sports Illustrated

I like how they're not even bothering to leave the hotel room anymore.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (fsLdt)

12 ...... something about those high-cheek boned girls.. heh... I said boned... heh

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:48 PM (Mrdk1)

13 "Her blonde hair and blue eyes stood out among the rest. But what stood out most strikingly was her ability to lie - an almost supernatural disregard for the truth. She would make the most outlandish and impossibly-provable assertions simply to obtain a ration of sugar."

--From the Diary of Lt. John Dunbar

Posted by: angler at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (SwjAj)

14 Or as we in the tribe know her, "Jiggles with Vengeance".

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (6TB1Z)

15 lying to federal officials. good thing that's not a crime.

Posted by: X at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (KHo8t)

16 Wait, what was the content of the post again?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica City DMV at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (GBXon)

17 Shit just got real. Nothing in Mass matters until the Glob says it matters.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (Av2iR)

18 I'm sure there is a Pow Wow somewhere in the Northeast this weekend, in case you were planning to avoid Lizzy Warren.

Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (O6q63)

19 My dick is trading somewhat higher, sort of above the 200 day rolling average.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (ufLRj)

20 I don't think it's really sports illustrated. i have no idea where it's from.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2012 01:49 PM (aw5Tx)

21 Something wrong with Sacajawea's right breastage. Not hanging right at all.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2012 01:50 PM (RtpCp)

22 Look at the pair of crab cakes we've got her gentlemen.. I rest my case... clearly a bonafide Cherokee

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:50 PM (Mrdk1)

23 She had no idea that in the hiring process Harvard would notice she'd been claiming Native American minority status for the past nine years.

You know, because she assumed that Harvard vets prospective professors less thoroughly than Wal-Mart does when hiring cashiers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 25, 2012 01:51 PM (SY2Kh)

24 But she admitted that she list herself as a squaw in her previous positions, right? So what made her stop doing so at Harvard, if indeed her current claims are true (something you would have to be incredibly gullible and partially brain-dead to believe)? This is my very favorite story of the year, by the way.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 25, 2012 01:51 PM (21lBC)

25 Democrats in Mass. (or en masse) don't care. They elected murderer Teddy over and over again. They elected Barney "I didn't know there was a gay brothel in my house" Frank again and again. Brown got elected because his opponent was an ass and because of massive Tea Party money. If she says the correct things and promiseds them their "gimmes" she'll get elected. After all this, Brown is only one point ahead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2012 01:52 PM (yAnTV)

26 Cherokee in a bikini? Never heard of 'em

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 25, 2012 01:52 PM (Mrdk1)

27 This is my very favorite story of the year, by the way.

Give it time. I think Barry the fake Kenyan has a long way yet to go.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (6TB1Z)

28 I don't think it's really sports illustrated. i have no idea where it's from. As punishment , I suggest you post more pictures from " I have no idea where it's from . "

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (npr0X)

29 That's not mayonnaise.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (I13eJ)

30 The 20 hottest photos of Kate Upton : http://fwd4.me/11Up

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (I/Xad)

I don't think it's really sports illustrated. i have no idea where it's from.

Posted by: ace at May 25, 2012 05:49 PM (aw5Tx)

Who cares? I'd like to fire up the ol' Evinrude and do some motorboatin'.

brblblblbrblbbrlblbrbl

Posted by: ErikW at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (4+BI5)

32 Something wrong with Sacajawea's right breastage. Not hanging right at all.

That's cause it's hanging left.

What a (wait for it)....

BOOB.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (kqqGm)

Happy Memorial Day Weekend, All. Stay safe. I dont know how to put this video in my name for your enjoyment pleasure, so cut & paste it together. HoorRah!

http://www.youtube.com/

watch_popup?v=

wbV3lf1HzQI&vq=medium

Posted by: Say What? at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (b7L99)

34 My vote is with Bill D. Cat... oh and don't waste that smoke... keep the windows up

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:53 PM (Mrdk1)

35
Her Democrat opponent is a crazy green moonbat who claims to be a capitalist.
The MA Dem party guy said Defranco will probably have enough delegates to get on the primary ballot.

But Warren will crush her. And Warren will probably defeat Scott Brown.

All of this funny to us but don't amount to a hill of beans on election day in MA.

Two words: Suzanne f'n Bump.

Bump ran for MA's State Auditor in 2010. Bump was exposed to be a liar, and a shady crook. Bump was such a bad political hack, The Boston Globe did something they never do: they endorsed a Republican!

In 2010 ALL the Democrats won. All of them. Even Suzanne Bump, who everyone thought would never win.

2012 being a presidential election year, and this being a union-heavy state, Scott Brown has no chance. Warren will be a U.S. senator in 2013.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 25, 2012 01:54 PM (84JKc)

36 more pictures of Sacajawia please... please ... please

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:54 PM (Mrdk1)

37 Or as we in the tribe know her, "Jiggles with Vengeance". *** http://bit.ly/JZMXtE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 01:55 PM (piMMO)

38 If that's Sacajawea, all subsequent ships would have been fired upon by muskets. "Go back! SAVE YOURSELVES!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2012 01:55 PM (FcR7P)

39 I suppose they must have seen her not-terribly-high cheekbones and pale blue eyes and ash-blonde hair and thought to themselves, "My God, I am looking into the eyes of the Spirt Twin of Sacajewea herself."

ace can bring it no matter what is going on around him!

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2012 01:55 PM (X6akg)

40 13 "Her blonde hair and blue eyes stood out among the rest. But what stood out most strikingly was her ability to lie - an almost supernatural disregard for the truth. She would make the most outlandish and impossibly-provable assertions simply to obtain a ration of sugar."

--From the Diary of Lt. John Dunbar

Posted by: angler

Speaks with Forked Tonuge.

Posted by: Say What? at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (b7L99)

41 GOOD GOD I would wear that woman as a hat.......

Posted by: © Sponge at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (UK9cE)

42 re: sacajawea, above - I would check her for bees.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (wP6+9)

43

Great googely moogely. Look at the strain those fun bags are putting on that bikini top. Holy smokes.

I don't even know what this post was about.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (0VxrB)

44 I never thought she looked even the smallest bit Cherokee.

She looks Siouxish to me.

Posted by: Mortis at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (T/8Sh)

45 I think I have a new goal to shoot for....

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:56 PM (Mrdk1)

Artist's reconstruction of famed Indian guide Sacajewea,
as she might look if she posed for Sports Illustrated<<<

Jeff's pants are tight.

my pants are tight

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 25, 2012 01:57 PM (JDIKC)

47 21 Something wrong with Sacajawea's right breastage. Not hanging right at all. --- That's her elbow.

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 01:57 PM (5H6zj)

2012 being a presidential election year, and this being a union-heavy state, Scott Brown has no chance. Warren will be a U.S. senator in 2013

Unfortunately I believe you are right. The Barney Frank State has gone Honey Badger on ethics.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2012 01:57 PM (fsLdt)

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 25, 2012 01:58 PM (kqqGm)

50 brb, spackling some holes in the drywall.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 25, 2012 01:58 PM (JDIKC)

51 She looks Siouxish to me. Great , another Siouxish princess .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2012 01:59 PM (npr0X)

52 brb, spackling some holes in the drywall.

Is that what they're calling it now?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 25, 2012 01:59 PM (kqqGm)

53 No way Mass goes full retard and elects the 1/32 Cherokee. I would be profoundly disappointed in those dillweeds up there if they did that. Really? You think she can win?

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 01:59 PM (Mrdk1)

54 Dr Spank's Kate Upton link has two more pics of her in the same bikini and room.

Posted by: EC at May 25, 2012 01:59 PM (R15UB)

55 Something wrong with Sacajawea's right breastage. Not hanging right at all. ***** That's because it NATURAL! You just haven't seen one of those in a while.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 01:59 PM (piMMO)

56 I love the fact that you and Bill Jacobsen are beating this drum but polls indicate that it's a non-issue with Massachusetts voters. Let's hope you can change that.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (gre5a)

57 Remember when IT said Upton was chunky?

Holy hell

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (PGMgx)

So....shouldn't the bigger story here be that HARVARD lied?

I mean, them bein' so smart and all that, and they don't have time to take a look at this chick and think to themselves that they are gonna be in heap big trouble if they are questioned about this?

Like someone said, they did this to qualify for FEDERAL bennies.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (0xqzf)

59 How many hobo pelts for the pale, blind squaw with the flat chest?

Okay, now what about the jiggly one?

Posted by: Chief Poke Her Haunches at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (ZN5qR)

60 Pow Wow Chow is garnering quite a number of reviewers' notices on Amazon. There are obviously some morons into Native American cooking.

http://tinyurl.com/72cfbgn

Posted by: Cicero at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (QKKT0)

Jeff's pants are tight

Meh....no offense inrended but I think she's a couple chromosomes short of a happy meal.

Posted by: eleven at May 25, 2012 02:00 PM (fsLdt)

brb, spackling some holes in the drywall.

Posted by: Empire of Jeffat May 25, 2012 05:58 PM (JDIKC)

Don't Do It!

Posted by: Karen Fapper at May 25, 2012 02:01 PM (wP6+9)

63
fluffy, Truman, tell them

Tell our AoS friends what's gonna happen in November in MA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 25, 2012 02:01 PM (84JKc)

64
I am 1/32 Mohawkian but my schlong is Half Staffian.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2012 02:01 PM (0VxrB)

65 Jeff has pants on?

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 02:01 PM (5H6zj)

66 I thought no pants were allowed after Friday 5 pm Eastern.

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 02:02 PM (5H6zj)

67 You dudes are picky about your boobs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 02:02 PM (I13eJ)

68 I'd fuss that the top pic STILL doesn't have a fake tear running down the (lack of a) face, but that would result in all the morons asking "There are two pics on this post?"

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 25, 2012 02:02 PM (XdlcF)

69 Who cares? I'd like to fire up the ol' Evinrude and do some motorboatin'.

Sadly, the first European settlers would have to wait almost 400 years for the invention of the motorboat.

Posted by: Cicero at May 25, 2012 02:03 PM (QKKT0)

70 @68 The morons don't even realize that women HAVE faces.

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 02:03 PM (5H6zj)

71

Here's what I don't get about Warren.

Harvard was already down on it knees begging her to take a job just because she was a dame. "Dances with BMWs" was on the short list with Lani Guinier back around the time of that PC silliness. She had the job, I believe even turned it down the first time it was offered, before she eventually Took the Black.

I don't know. Maybe she thought she was in completion with Guinier and felt she had to match Fem/Black with Fem/Red for some reason.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 25, 2012 02:03 PM (kdS6q)

72 I am 1/32 Mohawkian but my schlong is Half Staffian. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2012 06:01 PM (0VxrB) Do you happen to know Iron Dick Cody?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 02:03 PM (I13eJ)

73 You dudes are picky about your boobs. Good thing you can't see how pointy her elbows are .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2012 02:03 PM (npr0X)

Artist's reconstruction of famed Indian guide Sacajewea,
as she might look if she posed for Sports Illustrated.

------

LMMFAO.

Ace, you fucker, you owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at May 25, 2012 02:04 PM (7IMeC)

75 Oh, and did you know that Miss Upton is an award winning equestrian?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:04 PM (piMMO)

76 21 Something wrong with Sacajawea's right breastage. Not hanging right at all.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2012 05:50 PM (RtpCp

If you say so. This certainly must be thoroughly investigated to determine if there is indeed something wrong with her right breast. I am willing to sacrifice myself for this investigation. I figure it will take me a minimum of 1 year of research on the breast and at least a barrel of body oil.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 02:05 PM (GULKT)

77 "Sacajawia" means "Tecumseh Sprout Big Heapum Boner" in CoolCzechease...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:05 PM (vXwX5)

78 speaking of hot indian maidens, NDH, how's that sink repair goiing? heh

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 02:05 PM (Mrdk1)

79 Oh, if she does dressage, the jokes will write themselves.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 25, 2012 02:05 PM (XdlcF)

80 Man, years of drinking bovine growth hormone-infected milk does that to a girl.

God Bless the Hormone Companies!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (vXwX5)

81 >>Oh, and did you know that Miss Upton is an award winning equestrian? I have some Horsey Sauce, not from Arby's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (I13eJ)

82 >>> Do you happen to know Iron Dick Cody? <<<<

No, but I know Steel Driving Johnson.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (0VxrB)

83 Name two things that the Indian maiden in the picture does not have in common with Elizabeth Warren.

Here's a hint. http://tinyurl.com/7wmzc2p

Posted by: Cicero at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (QKKT0)

84 15 lying to federal officials. good thing that's not a crime.

Posted by: X at May 25, 2012 05:49 PM (KHo8t)

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It isn't?

Posted by: Tricky Dick's Tape Deck at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (7IMeC)

Tell our AoS friends what's gonna happen in November in MA.

Brown coasts to victory after Warren has a screaming fit in public the week before the election. Then we have six more years of Scott Brown, reminding ourselves "Coulda been worse"

Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2012 02:06 PM (O6q63)

86 75 Oh, and did you know that Miss Upton is an award winning equestrian?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:04 PM (piMMO)

Well, she DOES look like an awful good rider...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:07 PM (vXwX5)

87 I just read that article. Simply amazing as the finger is squarely pointed at Mz Warren for fibbing. There is a Boston Herald article that shows Warren ditched her BMW528i just before announcing her candidacy in favor of a used 2008 Ford Focus hybrid that belongs to her campaign, plus she was in arrears on the excise taxes to the tune of $68.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2012 02:07 PM (2cYUg)

88 Name two things that the Indian maiden in the picture does not have in common with Elizabeth Warren.

Her boobs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:07 PM (vXwX5)

89 Lean Forward, Cowgirl!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 02:08 PM (I13eJ)

Now I want crab salad.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 25, 2012 02:09 PM (wP6+9)

91 Reverse, Cowgirl!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:09 PM (vXwX5)

92 Screw it. I'm going to the races. Maybe the mind-blowing racket will help me forget the left even exists.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2012 02:09 PM (gre5a)

93 ...... 3

Posted by: Yip in Texas at May 25, 2012 02:09 PM (Mrdk1)

94 Sorry you have no friends. I'd suggest it owes to your tweets RT @LilMissRightie One friend.Please? *sniff* #BasicHumanRight @KeithOlbermann

Posted by: lacyunderalls at May 25, 2012 05:48 PM (PGMgx)

Moo U must be so proud that bathtub boy can put a semi-literate string of words together.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2012 02:09 PM (Vp2eh)

95 "They raise further questions about WarrenÂ’s statements that she was unaware Harvard was promoting her as Native American."

You might want to raise a few questions about how idiotic that stupid diversity program crap is, too.

Posted by: Dances with the one eye brung at May 25, 2012 02:10 PM (rz0yi)

96 73 You dudes are picky about your boobs.

Now that you mention it, it DOES look like her nips might be a tad too wide...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:11 PM (vXwX5)

97 Sacajawea moves slowly.... http://bit.ly/KzPubr

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:12 PM (piMMO)

98 I find that little bit of a tan line to be rather titillating.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2012 02:12 PM (I13eJ)

99 That's because it NATURAL! You just haven't seen one of those in a while.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 05:59 PM (piMMO) Are you sure I think I'd like a second opinion C'mere honey. Bring those boobehs over here

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:14 PM (QXAYb)

100 Now that you mention it, it DOES look like her nips might be a tad too wide...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 06:11 PM (vXwX5)

As I said. I'm willing to throw myself on the hand grenade and conduct a thorough investigation into any theorized imperfections of Miss Uptons knockers.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 02:14 PM (GULKT)

101 Now that polling has proven what we already knew... Democrat voters don't care that she's a lying grifter... the Globe feels safe to cover the story.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 25, 2012 02:16 PM (gPDxp)

102 Polls show this issue isn't a big deal to Mass. voters. It should be, but it isn't. What is of greater concern is this woman"s voice. Every time she opens her mouth she reveals herself to be bat shit insane. If this is what Mass. voters want then............have at it. Scott Brown has not helped himself with Mass. voters by straddling the fence like a gay pin-up posing for "Logjammers In The Wild" magazine.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 02:18 PM (AzwZn)

103 http://bit.ly/KzPubr
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Hypnotic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 25, 2012 02:18 PM (I/Xad)

104

But I thought Ms. Warren of 1/32nds .... said we should just move on.

Up Next.... Pow Wow Chow recipe for Fatous Warren Steak over warm Crow.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:18 PM (QWOh7)

105 I think it's cool that human females are the most beautiful thing on the planet. I might be biased.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 25, 2012 02:18 PM (KZi9D)

106 101 Now that polling has proven what we already knew... Democrat voters don't care that she's a lying grifter... the Globe feels safe to cover the story.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 25, 2012 06:16 PM (gPDxp)

Come on. After Clinton & Obama... do you really think Liberals will give a crap about a candidate for the Senate lying about being an Indian?

After all, it's not like someone running for the Senate lied pathologically about being a Vietnam War Veteran... voters would NEVER put up with that...

No! Wait!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:19 PM (vXwX5)

107 WOW! How come ampersands don't work in Nebraska??

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:20 PM (vXwX5)

108 Scott Brown has not helped himself with Mass. voters by straddling the fence like a gay pin-up posing for "Logjammers In The Wild" magazine.Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 06:18 PM (AzwZn) So then you didsee last month's issue

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:20 PM (QXAYb)

109

what makes the red man red . . .

and choked!

Posted by: imp at May 25, 2012 02:21 PM (UaxA0)

110 We totally smoked weed with her in the WH! In the bowling alley. Barry calls it the 'Choom Room'. He says he smoked Reggie Love too.

Posted by: Choom Gang at May 25, 2012 02:21 PM (c3mby)

111 "Sacajawea" is obviously injun for "elbows that slice like tomahawks"

Posted by: Basement Dwelling Neckbeard at May 25, 2012 02:21 PM (2jQGY)

112 105 I think it's cool that human females are the most beautiful thing on the planet.

I might be biased.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 25, 2012 06:18 PM (KZi9D)

Maybe you're just judging with the wrong head?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 25, 2012 02:21 PM (vXwX5)

113

OK... for clarity on the subject ---- simply google Fatou's Theorem. It explains everything succinctly how 1/32 can be carried over as a whole integer in native form...

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:22 PM (QWOh7)

114

As I said. I'm willing to throw myself on the hand grenade and conduct a thorough investigation into any theorized imperfections of Miss Uptons knockers.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 06:14 PM (GULKT)

Oddly enough, in my mind, I heard the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" when I read that.

Posted by: ErikW at May 25, 2012 02:22 PM (4+BI5)

115 OK... for clarity on the subject ---- simply google Fatou's Theorem. It explains everything succinctly how1/32 can be carried over as a whole integer in native form... **** In a thread with numerous references to jiggly women, you expect folks to look up a theorem?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:23 PM (piMMO)

116 Were there any taxpayer monies as a result of these claims?
Was the EEOC form an official report and subject to falsification penalties?

Posted by: Beto at May 25, 2012 02:23 PM (cYQg0)

117 What's ol' Sackbitch got that I ain't got? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 25, 2012 02:23 PM (IoNBC)

118 Oddly enough, in my mind, I heard the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" when I read that. **** His courage is inspiring.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:23 PM (piMMO)

119 In my experience, people hold a lot of misconceptions about affirmative action in the U.S. This is a link to the instructions for the EEOC's EEO-1 report. http://tinyurl.com/7ajmh74 Every university (and just about every big company) I know of exceeds the very low dollar threshold for the OFCCP (Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs) self-reporting requirements. What this means is that these organizations are required to submit this report to the EEOC. The core measure when I worked around this stuff was the ratio of hires to applicants. If that ratio is particularly low for a given demographic group, the government racial beancounters can require the university or company filing the report to explain themselves and show that they have an affirmative action program in place to get better numbers. Under the Disparate Impact thinking, the filer is suspected of discrimination until they can clear themselves. Also, quotas are considered unacceptable, but OFCCP-covered employers put themselves under pressure to prefer protected class applicants. The acceptable AA plans are outreach type bullshit that is evaluated on how good it sounds rather than how well it works. It leads to idiocy like having over a hundred independent Texas school districts sending reps to an HBC job fair to chase the couple of dozen soon-to-be-degreed public school teachers. Incidentally, this report is one of the big driving factors behind the education bubble. One way to keep the ratio high in protected demographics is to shrink the denominator for the hires/applicants calculation. This is why just about any non-blue-collar job started requiring four-year degrees at the entry level about fifteen years ago. Companies do not have to consider people who do not meet minimum requirements to be applicants, and the degree requirement effectively filtered minorities from messing up the EEO-1 numbers. So far as I know, nobody has balked yet over the disparate impact of the sometimes ridiculous four-year degree requirement.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:24 PM (p7SSh)

120 As to theorems - I propose a compromise. Combine the word "theorem" along with "norse women" along with "sauerkraut" in a boolean search.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:25 PM (QWOh7)

121 Plus, I'm all intellectual and shit.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at May 25, 2012 02:25 PM (IoNBC)

122 In a thread with numerous references to jiggly women, you expect folks to look up a theorem?Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:23 PM (piMMO) Only to determine the frequency at which they oscillate

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:26 PM (QXAYb)

123 My prediction for MA in November? Brown wins, and we send two republicans to the House. Swear to God.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone snob at May 25, 2012 02:26 PM (Av2iR)

124 Meggie - you're hired. When can you start?

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:26 PM (QWOh7)

125 I am slightly disappointed in either ace or MegaIndependent though. For either not adding the single tear drop to the skull or not using that updated image when posting.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 02:26 PM (GULKT)

126 Completely NOT about jiggly indians... Every last one of these bastards needs to be fired: http://bit.ly/JsdjmP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:27 PM (piMMO)

127 Memo to Journolist : Math is verbotten here . Thank you , that is all .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 25, 2012 02:27 PM (npr0X)

128 So then you didsee last month's issue Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 06:20 PM (QXAYb) ----------------------------------- How do you know it was last month's issue?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 02:28 PM (AzwZn)

129 Only to determine the frequency at which they oscillate There is nothing at all simple about harmonic oscillations with the power to induce rectilinear expansion from across the room.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:28 PM (p7SSh)

130

Sooo....since Harvard was so eager to crow about having a 'Woman of Color' on their staff....

Then they were probably thrilled to have an authentic African-American Kenyan student writing for their Law Review.

Maybe this is why Barky's records were 'sealed'? .....Because he was listed as a 'Student born in Kenya'?

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:28 PM (YzQ1g)

131 Maybe you're just judging with the wrong head? I'm using the one with ears, right?

Posted by: ChampionCapua at May 25, 2012 02:29 PM (KZi9D)

132 Yup, that's our Sac all right. Now you know why it took so long for us to reach the Pacific.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 25, 2012 02:29 PM (NYOOZ)

133 So, it is accurate to say she was instrumental in the sacking of Derrick Bell by padding Harvard's diversity claims and allowing them room to get rid of him for radical views and lack of competency?

Posted by: Beto at May 25, 2012 02:29 PM (cYQg0)

134 >>Sooo....since Harvard was so eager to crow... ICWYDT

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 02:30 PM (5H6zj)

135 How do you know it was last month's issue? Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 06:28 PM (AzwZn) I am a collector NTTAWWT

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:30 PM (QXAYb)

136 Sigh. Kate Upton is hot. She is also 19. The horde will not think she is hot when she is 24.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:30 PM (oipCQ)

137

My prediction for MA in November? Brown wins, and we send two republicans to the House. Swear to God.

I need to get my ass over there and volunteer:

http://tomweaverforcongress.com/

Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2012 02:30 PM (O6q63)

138 103 http://bit.ly/KzPubr

A paint shaker on crack has less motion.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2012 02:31 PM (6TB1Z)

139 No problem turn up the heat on Harvard from the federal level and they will throw Warren under the pony!

Posted by: Krazy Kat at May 25, 2012 02:31 PM (Qr9Rc)

140

Hey... I'm not the one who brought up 1/32 worth of high mandibular formulae denominated in native expression.

I can't stand math actually.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:32 PM (QWOh7)

141 Sigh. Kate Upton is hot. She is also 19. The horde will not think she is hot when she is 24.

How fortunate for us that there is a pipeline constantly bringing new ones.

Posted by: pep at May 25, 2012 02:32 PM (6TB1Z)

142 136 Sigh. Kate Upton is hot. She is also 19. The horde will not think she is hot when she is 24.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 06:30 PM (oipCQ)

You're right. Unless she goes on a Lindsay Lohan like downward spiral we will think she is SMOKIN' HOT.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 02:32 PM (GULKT)

143 Sigh. Kate Upton is hot. She is also 19. The horde will not think she is hot when she is 24. **** There's something rather unique about her that's quite adorable. She's silly and funny and acts like a 19 year old who doesn't take herself too seriously.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:33 PM (piMMO)

144 If Big Chief Warren of the Meewannasennit tribe wanted some real Injun recipes she should have just driven west to the Brookfields. There are plaques where the settlers were roasted alive by her noble savage kin.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 25, 2012 02:33 PM (5UcDQ)

145 The reason that this scandal hasn't effected Fauxchantas yet is because, of those Massachusets likely voters that are aware of the claimed Native American heritage, 68% believe her claims. Now that the Boston Globe, a lefty newspaper that initially supported her, says that Warren and Hahhhvahd violated Federal guidelines her support is probably going to dwindle.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 25, 2012 02:34 PM (M0NzJ)

146 142 136 Sigh. Kate Upton is hot. She is also 19. The horde will not think she is hot when she is 24. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 06:30 PM (oipCQ) You're right. Unless she goes on a Lindsay Lohan like downward spiral we will think she is SMOKIN' HOT. Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 06:32 PM (GULKT) Nah, she's over the hill, now

Posted by: Roamin Polanski at May 25, 2012 02:34 PM (DNTer)

147 There's something rather unique about her that's quite adorable. She's silly and funny and acts like a 19 year old who doesn't take herself too seriously. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO) Agreed. But her body is going to pull a Britney Spears on her in 5 years...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:35 PM (oipCQ)

148 Good heavens, Ace ison fire today! I can't keepbup!

Posted by: runningrn at May 25, 2012 02:36 PM (WGmy2)

149 No problem turn up the heat on Harvard from the federal level and they will throw Warren under the pony! Big grey area. This will have to be settled in the court of public opinion because Warren's "family lore" dodge is good enough for the feds, and I doubt that they would ever have gone after Harvard in the first place. Take a look at the section titled "RACE AND ETHNIC IDENTIFICATION" at this link: http://tinyurl.com/7ajmh74

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:36 PM (p7SSh)

150 I am a collector NTTAWWT Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 06:30 PM (QXAYb) ----------------------------------------- Thank God! I thought I was all alone! :-)

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 02:37 PM (AzwZn)

151 The reason that this scandal hasn't effected Fauxchantas yet is because, of those Massachusets likely voters that are aware of the claimed Native American heritage, 68% ~~believe her claims~~ are clinically brain dead. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 25, 2012 06:34 PM (M0NzJ) FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:37 PM (QXAYb)

152 There is a great story at Breitbart today adding some major kerosene to this fire. Seems there was a womens' law journal that did a study of women law faculty in 1993 and included Lizzy Warren as a woman of color. The journal contacted all the women mentioned for verification, implying that Warren herself verified that she was Native American. This was in 1993, well before the report mentioned in the Globe article, and in fact right after Warren was given tenure. This whole story just reeks. Elizabeth Warren is a fraud, she got her first Ivy league job as a trailing spouse, and her second by fraudulently claiming she was Native American. She has zero other qualifications to be on the Harvard Law faculty even as an adjunct lecturer. It's actually a big deal because she would never have lived in Massachusetts, much less become a darling of the left had she been on a lower-tire law faculty.

Posted by: rockmom at May 25, 2012 02:37 PM (YPgCz)

153 There's something rather unique about her that's quite adorable. She's silly and funny and acts like a 19 year old who doesn't take herself too seriously.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO)

--------------

Yeah. ....And I think she has the kind of looks that will age well. ....She will still be lovely at 30...and 40...and 50. ....Good bone structure is a nice thing to have.

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:38 PM (YzQ1g)

154

At 24, she will be unbelievably hot. Nuclear fusion hot.

A little gravity is not necessarily a bad thing, especially when balanced by natural filling out.

Posted by: imp at May 25, 2012 02:38 PM (UaxA0)

155 Only to determine the frequency at which they oscillate

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Oscillate or just transference of motion via a semi-liquid substance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2012 02:38 PM (2cYUg)

156 Whatchyu lookin' at?! I'm hotter than her and I grow my own vegetables!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 25, 2012 02:39 PM (c3mby)

157 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 25, 2012 06:34 PM (M0NzJ) Massholes strike again. Thank God they have the Globe to tell them what to think.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:39 PM (oipCQ)

158 The big question is.....will MA voters even care? This story has been out for weeks and she's supposedly still polling pretty even with Brown. They elect the most despicable among them (DNA thing, I guess), with the exception of Brown.

About Ms. Sacajewea in the 21st century....what a very weird boob she has. Beauty, yeah. But that boob is not of this world. Her elbows look fine, however.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 25, 2012 02:39 PM (vOMX+)

159 Agreed. But her body is going to pull a Britney Spears on her in 5 years...Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 06:35 PM (oipCQ) At that point I will volunteer to walk behind her 24/7/365 to hold those boobehs up It's a small sacrifice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:39 PM (QXAYb)

160 Agreed. But her body is going to pull a Britney Spears on her in 5 years...

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 06:35 PM (oipCQ)

Doubtful. Britney Spears probably actually thought some of her appeal was due to her singing (HAHAHAHA.)

Upton certainly is quite aware that her appeal comes from her body and thus is means to her earning money. She will have an incentive to keep a physically appealing physique that will make men want to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2012 02:39 PM (GULKT)

161 156 Whatchyu lookin' at?! I'm hotter than her and I grow my own vegetables! Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 25, 2012 06:39 PM (c3mby) Begone! I will take Kate Upton after a year's diet of disco fires and coke over you!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:40 PM (oipCQ)

162 Whatchyu lookin' at?! I'm hotter than her and I grow my own vegetables! **** I just had a temporary yet blindingly horrifying flash of MO starring in the video link I posted earlier. Why does our mind do thing like that to us?!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 02:41 PM (piMMO)

163 I uh. Umm. Thingy.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at May 25, 2012 02:41 PM (YSyyZ)

164 It's a small sacrifice. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 06:39 PM (QXAYb) I love this site.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:41 PM (oipCQ)

165

Sacajewea, do you have any English in you? No? Would you like some?

Posted by: Bosk at May 25, 2012 02:41 PM (n2K+4)

166 Well, Liz just learned (if the word can apply to a liberal) what Anthony Weiner finally learned: that if you are a Dem, you have to fuck up long, hard, willfully, multiple times, egregiously, fatuously proud, and without a trace of remorse, but eventually even the MFM will allow itself to be dragged kicking and screaming into doing their job. Sometimes.

Posted by: sherlock at May 25, 2012 02:41 PM (BKPeM)

167 Oscillate or just transference of motion via a semi-liquid substance?Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2012 06:38 PM (2cYUg) Excellent point. This requires further investigation. To the Boobeh Cave!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:42 PM (QXAYb)

168 97 Sacajawea moves slowly.... http://bit.ly/KzPubr Great, now my night is shot. But so worth it.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 at May 25, 2012 02:42 PM (GEICT)

169 113 OK... for clarity on the subject ---- simply google Fatou's Theorem. It explains everything succinctly how1/32 can be carried over as a whole integer in native form...

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 06:22 PM (QWOh7)

Well sure if we're talking analytic functions in the complex plane, but how can you trust white man math after everything it's done to the Cherokee Nation?

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 25, 2012 02:42 PM (pAlYe)

170 Why does our mind do thing like that to us?!!! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:41 PM (piMMO) Now you are prepared for the worst should you be confronted with it.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:42 PM (oipCQ)

171 It's actually a big deal because she would never have lived in Massachusetts, much less become a darling of the left had she been on a lower-tire law faculty. I do believe this wholeheartedly. I am just saying that there isn't much anyone can do about it from the outside other than make a huge [deserved] stink about it. Harvard could go after her for misrepresenting herself, but then everyone else who applied for her job could then go after Harvard claiming that they hired her on a quota. Come to think of it, in a fight like that, I'd be rooting for injuries.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:42 PM (p7SSh)

172

147 ......But her body is going to pull a Britney Spears on her in 5 years...

Didn't Britney Spears do a lot of drugs and alcohol? ....and have two babies in rapid succession?

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:43 PM (YzQ1g)

173 OT: I hate the females ESPN has on.

Ok, carry on......

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2012 02:43 PM (X6akg)

174 To the Boobeh Cave! Posted by: Sean Bannion
Sean will be found in his bunk now....

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2012 02:44 PM (2cYUg)

175 It's a small sacrifice. Somebody should warn her that you tankers are pretty anal about maintaining *three* points of contact.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:44 PM (p7SSh)

176 Sean will be found in his bunk now....Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2012 06:44 PM (2cYUg) It's in the name of science I tell you! Mrs Bannion just weighed in, "They're real and they're spectacular."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:47 PM (QXAYb)

177
Do not forget - the Boston Globe is a wholly owned and controlled by the NYT..

These marching orders were obviously cleared at the highest levels of the NYT. Elizabeth Warren should be considered "officially" radioactive at this point. With excoriation now having the imprimatur of the NYT, we should expect a pile on in the coming weeks.

She's been abandoned.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 25, 2012 02:47 PM (S6hzy)

178 You right winged losers are always bitching about sticking to the issues. You all screamed misogyny when we properly vetted the brain trust that is Sarah "I can see Alaska from mybhouse" Palin. You continually whined during the Bush McChimpy Halliburton years that families were off limits when his slutty daughters were stumbling around drunk all the time (a national embarassment, IMHO). What a bunch of bitter clinging hypotards you all are! Leave Elizabeth Warren and her family alone! Quit trying to drag her Pawpaw and other relatives into this battle. Let's stick to the issues here! Obama inherited the worst economy since the Great Depression because of the failed economic policies of George Bush and the Republicans who only cared about the fat cat bankers and equity firms. Elizabeth Warren is a true champion of the 99%!!! She will help bring change to reign in the corruption and fraud in one of the most evil group of people in AmeriKKKa!!! I happen to know for a fact, she absolutely is a Native American who shouldn't have to suffer the indignity of being raped and robbed by you racist thugs again! Isn't it enough that your ancestors stole her people's land? Now buzz off and get a life!

Posted by: Marv Cloggenstein, Ph.D. at May 25, 2012 02:48 PM (WGmy2)

179 Was Bogart Barry the Coke Snorter asked to contribute his favorites to the book of authentic recipes?

His hunger for tasty herbs and spices should be committed for posterity.

http://tinyurl.com/7wucorz

Posted by: Fear and Loathing on the Trail of Tears at May 25, 2012 02:48 PM (ZN5qR)

180

Bret Baer just did a segment about this. ....Showed Warren being asked about this at some sort of meet-and-greet, where she was sputtering and saying..."Uh whu, but but.."

The thing is....if Warren loses the Dem nomination in September to that other Dem candidate...will the other one be harder to beat?

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:48 PM (YzQ1g)

181 175 It's a small sacrifice. Somebody should warn her that you tankers are pretty anal about maintaining *three* points of contact. Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 06:44 PM (p7SSh) Wish I were here...

Posted by: Wedgehog at May 25, 2012 02:49 PM (oipCQ)

182 Somebody should warn her that you tankers are pretty anal about maintaining *three* points of contact. Shhhhh. That's what was going to make it less of a sacrifice.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:49 PM (QXAYb)

183

I have been informed that Ace would prefer this post be read with Bonanza on in the background or if that's not possible, Gun Smoke will do.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:49 PM (QWOh7)

184 The WaPo editorialized quite scathingly about Obama's public equity record recently too.

The winds are changing.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 25, 2012 02:50 PM (S6hzy)

185 Dude, Ace, I fuckin' love you man.

Posted by: Darth Rove at May 25, 2012 02:51 PM (ED8o6)

186 I keep reading how Massachusetts voters don't care much about this and how Warren isn't being hurt by lying to gain from affirmative action but every day something new comes out and every day she has a new story. That doesn't sound like a campaign that is unconcerned.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2012 02:51 PM (r4wIV)

187 83 I have been informed that Ace would prefer this post be read with Bonanza on in the background --- Wouldn't the Big Valley be more appropriate?

Posted by: Y-not at May 25, 2012 02:51 PM (5H6zj)

188 153 There's something rather unique about her that's quite adorable. She's silly and funny and acts like a 19 year old who doesn't take herself too seriously. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 25, 2012 06:33 PM (piMMO) -------------- Yeah. ....And I think she has the kind of looks that will age well. ....She will still be lovely at 30...and 40...and 50. ....Good bone structure is a nice thing to have. Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 06:38 PM (YzQ1g) Hey! Siskel and Egret I got yer bone structure right here! holds crotch

Posted by: Diceman at May 25, 2012 02:51 PM (Qr9Rc)

189 I have been informed that Ace would prefer this post be read with Bonanza on in the background or if that's not possible, Gun Smoke will do.Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 06:49 PM (QWOh7) I LOLd And now I can't get it out of my head

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:51 PM (QXAYb)

190 183 I have been informed that Ace would prefer this post be read with Bonanza on in the background or if that's not possible, Gun Smoke will do. Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 06:49 PM (QWOh7) uhhh... Rawhide? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdR6MN2jKYs

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at May 25, 2012 02:52 PM (oipCQ)

191 http://bit.ly/KzPubr Nothing bitter in that symphony.

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (FcR7P)

192 I am shocked that someone would lie about their race! Now pass me that dog leg.

Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (qCz/+)

193

OK, OK,, OK enough... I'll admit it here and now. I'm listening to Sarah Brightman.

Wow, I feel like a weight's been lifted.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (QWOh7)

194

This just in.....

Someone resembling that old convicted bomber-person was seen stocking up on Sunscreen at a Maryland drugstore.

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (YzQ1g)

195 Was that a crossword puzzle under the Artist's Reconstruction part? Must have been a hard one. I feel satisfaction but not the Jeopordy correct answer kind.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (MG6Y6)

196 Wouldn't the Big Valley be more appropriate? Audra. Whoa.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:53 PM (p7SSh)

197

Them Cartwrights would never stand for this... Festus? Could go either way.

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:54 PM (QWOh7)

198

She will still be lovely at 30...and 40...and 50

Oh, we'll be long done with her by then.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2012 02:54 PM (ott3q)

199 OK, OK,, OK enough... I'll admit it here and now. I'm listening to Sarah Brightman. Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 06:53 PM (QWOh7) Con Te Partiro? It's OK, I won't tell anyone.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 02:55 PM (QXAYb)

200 Oh, we'll be long done with her by then. Aaaaand, it comes full circle.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 02:55 PM (p7SSh)

201

Linda Evans played 'Audra' on the Big Valley. .....She aged rather well, didn't she? ....Same sort of looks as Upton.

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 02:57 PM (YzQ1g)

202 I don't think this was in Pow Wow Chow, but you never know;

http://tinyurl.com/d2z9urj

Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before dishing them out -- seasoned and braised -- to customers at an event hall on May 13, according to postings on his Twitter account and local police.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 25, 2012 02:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

203

Question.

Who should play Elizabeth Warren in the bio-pic? "32nd's of syncopation"

Posted by: Journolist at May 25, 2012 02:57 PM (QWOh7)

204 185 Dude, Ace, I fuckin' love you man. ---------------------------------- First time commenter, first time drinker? Welcome, my virgin buddy!

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 25, 2012 02:58 PM (iQfzY)

205 It's OK, I won't tell anyone. Heh. You were overseas when this took the rest of the world by storm? As a brat, I spent much of my youth overseas. In fact, I was a little touched when Kevorkian died because I spent a memorable chunk of my youth in Asia. A side anti-benefit of this is that I know just about every ABBA song since they were HUGE internationally, and we didn't listen only to AFRTS. As a man, that makes fit in with the gheys about as well as being a Judy Garland fan would be.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 03:00 PM (p7SSh)

206

Posted by: kbdabear at May 25, 2012 06:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

My secret? I put my love in it.

Posted by: Mau Sugiyama at May 25, 2012 03:02 PM (ott3q)

207

202.....Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

Did he serve them as Sweet n Sour Pork?

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 03:02 PM (YzQ1g)

208 Linda Evans played 'Audra' on the Big Valley. .....She aged rather well, didn't she? ....Same sort of looks as Upton. You win, wheatie. You are right @201, and time will prove you right @153.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 03:02 PM (p7SSh)

209 'Lizbeth, the Indian goy,
Loved all the animals and the woods.
'Lizbeth, the Indian goy,
Loved all the animals and the woods.
'Lizbeth was a friend
Of all of the Indians in the hood.
If there was any trouble,
She'd help them if she could.
If 'Lizbeth couldn't help them,
She'd see the Admissions Dean
And he'd tell them stories
About how justice all began...
All began, all began.

http://tinyurl.com/d3scwyt

Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2012 03:05 PM (FTuxU)

210 Heh. You were overseas when this took the rest of the world by storm? Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 07:00 PM (p7SSh) It was the recessional at my wedding. We actually wanted "White Wedding" by Billy Idol, but the string quartet could not figure out how to arrange it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 03:07 PM (QXAYb)

211 I don't know about that picture. According to MIB-III, all models are aliens.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 25, 2012 03:12 PM (ZdAo1)

212 "Did he serve them as Sweet n Sour Pork? "
Long pig

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2012 03:15 PM (r4wIV)

213 You know that Sacajawea babe? You can have seconds.

Posted by: Lewis Sez to Clark at May 25, 2012 03:15 PM (6USwK)

214 I'll bet that bikini clad Sports Illustrated Sacajawea gets invited to more than a few luncheons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2012 03:16 PM (V/Aej)

215 Did you see the vid of her not answering the question again, while standing in a bar campaigning?

Watch out, Lizawatha, you know what firewater does to your people!

Posted by: PJ at May 25, 2012 03:18 PM (DQHjw)

216 It was the recessional at my wedding. We actually wanted "White Wedding" by Billy Idol, but the string quartet could not figure out how to arrange it. I was in HS when "White Wedding" was out. Even at that age, I could tell there was something really disturbing about it. I failed to mention that "Time to Say Goodbye" is about as beautiful a song as my untrained ear has ever heard. My wife gets tears every time she hears it. It ranks up there with "The Man that Got Away." (Oh shit!) On a serious note, youtube has a lot of Anna Netrebko and Elina Garanca ear/eye candy.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 03:19 PM (p7SSh)

217

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 07:02 PM (p7SSh)

Thanks, Front.

Posted by: wheatie at May 25, 2012 03:22 PM (YzQ1g)

218 I failed to mention that "Time to Say Goodbye" is about as beautiful a song as my untrained ear has ever heard. My wife gets tears every time she hears it. Concur. We had that and Delibes' "Flower Duet", and a perfect California day at a Napa Valley vineyard. Best day of my life. Thank God I wasn't paying for it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 25, 2012 03:24 PM (QXAYb)

219 She'd be perfect if she were of the Flathead tribe.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at May 25, 2012 03:34 PM (NVu2l)

220 Concur. We had that and Delibes' "Flower Duet", and a perfect California day at a Napa Valley vineyard. Best day of my life. Oh my. Sorry so late--grilling now. Look for Netrebko and Garanca doing Delibes on the youtube.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 25, 2012 03:49 PM (p7SSh)

221 kateuptondancing .com You're welcome

Posted by: Big T Party at May 25, 2012 03:55 PM (EhUTA)

222 I want to, ummm, volunteer for Lewis and Clark's expedition. Especially if I can carry the air-powered repeating rifle (musket?).

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 25, 2012 04:11 PM (1hM1d)

223 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2012 04:23 PM (6HIQG)

224 Hey buzz... I never updated the skull. Don't blame poor ace. He's got enough on his plate.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 25, 2012 05:02 PM (AlYnQ)

225 I heartily approve of posts like this. I think this blog needs more of them. I don't know what the post was about, but we definitely need more just like it.

Posted by: OSUsux at May 25, 2012 05:54 PM (d3QSu)

226 It puts the lotion on Two Baskets.

Posted by: General Zod at May 26, 2012 01:40 AM (2+bRt)

227

An Indian chief was introducing a white man to his wives. The chief opened the flap to a tepee and there sat a woman on a deer hide. "Wife number one," said the Indian. Cost chief 100 wampum."

Another tent revealed a woman sitting on a buffalo hide. "Wife number two. Cost chief 100 wampum."

In a third tepee sat a woman on a hippopotamus hide. "Wife number three. Cost chief 200 wampum."

"Why does this woman cost twice as much as the other two?" the white man asked.

"A matter of mathematics," said the chief. The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other to hides."

Had to do it. Had to do it.

Posted by: Libra at May 26, 2012 04:14 AM (kd8U8)

228 Let us remember: Ted was not a murderer; it was intoxication manslaughter.

Elizabeth "Liawatha" Warren will simply join Ted "Not my fault she couldn't swim" Kennedy, John "Hero of Communist Victory" Kerry, and Bahney "What gay bordello" Fwank in the long history of "Why aren't they convicted felons" Senators inflicted on the United States by the evidently criminally insane voters of Massachusetts.

Posted by: An Observation at May 26, 2012 05:53 AM (ylhEn)

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