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August 17, 2012

Breaking: Bumbling Gaffe-Machine Will Head Back On The Campaign Trail
— JohnE.

But there's a catch. Obama is keeping him on solid blue state lock-down.

After a gaffe-filled week, Vice President Joseph R. Biden will go back on the campaign trail next week with visits to three relatively "safe" Democratic states.
Mr. Biden will travel on Tuesday for campaign events in Minnesota, where President Obama leads presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney by an average of 10.5 percentage points in the Real Clear Politics average of polls.
On Wednesday, the vice president will campaign in Michigan, where the Democratic ticket is ahead by an average of 7.7 points. And on Friday, Mr. Biden and his wife, Jill, will attend campaign events in New York state, where Mr. Obama leads Mr. Romney by an average of 25.5 percentage points.

Well, Michigan is regarded as a swing state by some. So, with any luck he'll say Michigan women dress like hookers or claim to be a big fan of Appalachian State or something. I'm having trouble coming up with a too-outrageous-to-be-believable joke here.

We have a quickmeme going of the pic below. Have at it.

Posted by: JohnE. at 05:10 PM | Comments (233)
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1 So, how about those occupiers doing a brownshirt raid on Obama campaign offices?

Assault staffers? Destroying property?

And why won't they try that shit at RomneyHQ down in, oh, Texas?

Posted by: Hopeless at August 17, 2012 05:12 PM (Uxghe)

2 Let loose the Bidens of war.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:13 PM (UOM48)

3 I... I was first...

I just got cured of cancer. THANK YOU JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: Hopeless at August 17, 2012 05:13 PM (Uxghe)

4 Look at that idiot buffoon.

Heartbeat away.

Pause and consider that for a moment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM48)

5 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2012 05:15 PM (Ts9tU)

6 I though Michigan was "in play" according to some here? Only difference between this year and 08 will be Romney takes IN and NC.

Posted by: toldyaso at August 17, 2012 05:15 PM (t8tck)

7 It fills me with hope, Jane. If that guy can get to the vice presidency, even I have a shot at being something resembling successful someday.

Posted by: Hopeless at August 17, 2012 05:16 PM (Uxghe)

8 After eight years of dumbass "Bushisms" it is absurd to call Biden the gaffe machine.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 05:16 PM (9CUoc)

9 Vice President Training Wheels.

Posted by: Nukie at August 17, 2012 05:17 PM (AzwZn)

10 Opposable thumbs...See guys, Biden is gonna wipe the floor with Ryan. We are still in the game!!!!!!!

Posted by: LIbtard looking for a green shoot at August 17, 2012 05:17 PM (awYbf)

11 Obama and Bidden 2012: "Hope and Chains"

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 17, 2012 05:18 PM (PEwU1)

12 [i}Choo-choo Charlie was an engineer.....[/i] Hey! Somebody turn this Amtrak around. The cow goes.....mooooooo. I'm back on the trail!!

Posted by: Biden. Joe Biden. at August 17, 2012 05:18 PM (/u9DK)

13 Is Quickmeme the slowest website on the Intarnets?

Why yes, I believe it is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 17, 2012 05:19 PM (Q/1Jp)

14 "Who has two thumbs and a head that looks like a dented deformed watermelon?This guy! "

Posted by: Ben at August 17, 2012 05:19 PM (XDHBy)

15 "Look, I have two thumbs and I'm still regularly outsmarted by an amoeba."

Posted by: Plugs Biden at August 17, 2012 05:19 PM (ccXZP)

16 Joe Biden: "Blue state---Red state........I don't give a damn! And kill the teleprompter! I'm gonna speak to you folks right from the heart!" Biden Minder: "Jesus! Hook him! Hook him now!"

Posted by: Joe Biden---First Stop---Minnesota at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (AzwZn)

17 "You mean this isn't the way to hitch a ride to the Democratic convention?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (vcP99)

18 Play your cards right and both of these will be halfway up your ass before the night is through.

Posted by: Vice President Biden at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (/YJYi)

19 "Cutting loose with his inner Fonzie, Vice President Joey expresses his love for ice cream and porn."

Posted by: Bill H at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (3sZO1)

20 Well we DO have some places where you can see the "Canadian Ballet" across the river, since we're in NY, so THAT could explain his gesture.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 17, 2012 05:20 PM (As94z)

21 My money says he'll yell Go Bucks! in Ann Arbor, MI.

Posted by: Mary at August 17, 2012 05:21 PM (UXR10)

22 One thumb is for sucking and the other is for plugging my butt.

Hey, this thumb tastes like shit!

Posted by: Plugs Biden at August 17, 2012 05:21 PM (ccXZP)

23 That means "Diaper change, Number 2"

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:22 PM (u3Rkr)

24 Izzat your tie or are you sad to see me?

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 17, 2012 05:22 PM (PH+2B)

25 Keep yapping Joe. All the way to the conventions.

Thanks to you, popcorn sales will skyrocket.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:22 PM (UOM48)

26 No sooner had I read "three relative safe Democratic states" and thought - wait a minute, I'm in one of those, when I read "New York state". Is that asshole going to be around here?

Posted by: Optimizer at August 17, 2012 05:23 PM (As94z)

27 If my peeni could stand up this straight I wouldn't be so stressed and say stupid shit all the time.

Posted by: Vice President Biden at August 17, 2012 05:23 PM (/YJYi)

28 #2 for Swishah!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2012 05:25 PM (17UDs)

29 So, judging by the distance of his hands with thumbs up, we can now deduce that Joe Biden actually does drive a Fiat based clown car.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:25 PM (ISQVH)

30 Wouldn't it be great if former prosecutor, Attorney General Chris Christie kicked Holder's ass for 4 years?

Posted by: madamex at August 17, 2012 05:25 PM (e9LVX)

31 You think the amnesty program was good.....just wait........ next year, with your support, were gonna get you each a chevy volt. Hows that sound ?? Yes thats right !!!! Gooooooood, errr Bueno isn't it ?? Are you with me ???

Posted by: J Bu Bu Bye Biden at August 17, 2012 05:25 PM (dvLAs)

32 O/T, but US troops in Shitcanistan now packing, loaded, inside the wire.

And Catholics being crucified by muslim brotherhood (no I ain't gonna capitalize) in Egypt.

The sooner Israel goes for it the better, IMHO.

Posted by: TheLittlShiningMan at August 17, 2012 05:25 PM (PH+2B)

33 http://qkme.me/3qj75t

http://qkme.me/3qj79i

My humble efforts...

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at August 17, 2012 05:26 PM (8qoXL)

34 Barrack says I'm all thumbs with our talking points

Posted by: Dave S. at August 17, 2012 05:26 PM (UvR6d)

35 I made boom boom

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 17, 2012 05:26 PM (GEICT)

36 Return of the Mack!

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:27 PM (B/yDO)

37 8 After eight years of dumbass "Bushisms" it is absurd to call Biden the gaffe machine. You mean Bushisms like "57 states" or "corpseman"?? Like those?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:27 PM (l3QgP)

38 Interesting (?) anecdotal evidence with no statistical significance: We took the two daughters to Charlottesville today to tour Mr. Jefferson's academical villag. 120 miles or so one way, saw at least a dozen big (6' x 8') road signs for Romney and George Allen, zero for Kaine and Zero.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (IbWc8)

39 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj79x/

My own feeble attempt.

Posted by: Deathknyte at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (LaoYT)

40 I can't wait to eat some spicy Rochester wings

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (B/yDO)

41 "Chocolate pudding? Swweeetttt"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (IECku)

42 http://qkme.me/3qj77z

Posted by: flashoverride at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (kztNJ)

43 Wielding these invincible thumbs, Paul Ryan doesn't stand a chance in the debate.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at August 17, 2012 05:28 PM (ccXZP)

44 I am the last Starfighter!

Posted by: Biden at August 17, 2012 05:29 PM (u3Rkr)

45 What has two thumbs and the iq if a newt? This guy!

Posted by: Ftworthmike at August 17, 2012 05:29 PM (pVp6u)

46 These thumbs are made for walkin', And that's just what they'll do, And one of these days these thumbs Are gonna Walk All Over You!!

Posted by: Thumbkin at August 17, 2012 05:30 PM (DrC22)

47 Posted by: Uncle Mikey at August 17, 2012 09:26 PM (8qoXL)

I liked your second one best.

Posted by: Deathknyte at August 17, 2012 05:30 PM (LaoYT)

48 For what it's worth http://qkme.me/3qj7az

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2012 05:30 PM (JMmQ9)

49 You mean Bushisms like "57 states" or "corpseman"?? Like those? Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 09:27 PM (l3QgP) No, no... Bushisms like, "I'm a Muslim" and "Profits-to-Earnings Ratios".

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 17, 2012 05:30 PM (OIuTH)

50 where President Obama leads presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney by an average of 10.5 percentage points in the Real Clear Politics average of polls. I'm tired of hearing people putting any credence in averaging polls with different samplings and methodologies.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

51 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 17, 2012 09:28 PM (IbWc That's saying something that you couldn't find one sign in Charlottesville of all places

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:31 PM (l3QgP)

52 ...must...open...hands...

Posted by: Biden at August 17, 2012 05:31 PM (u3Rkr)

53 this is a big effin' deal - hairplugs

Posted by: newrouter at August 17, 2012 05:32 PM (kfeRL)

54 Hillary taught me this trick with only 27 hours of instruction.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at August 17, 2012 05:32 PM (ccXZP)

55 Rottencrotch, off my turf. This thread's not big enough for the deuce of us.

Posted by: troldyaso at August 17, 2012 05:33 PM (QjSgY)

56 That's Joe giving Romney the secret Double Thumbs Up Signal. Joe Biden is Mitt Romney's Mole in the Obama Campaign.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 05:33 PM (ovpNn)

57 Hey, do you mouth-breathers realize I'm a heartbeat away? Woo-hoo!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:33 PM (UOM48)

58 No, no... Bushisms like, "I'm a Muslim" and "Profits-to-Earnings Ratios". Let's also not forget the ever popular, "You didn't build that"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:33 PM (l3QgP)

59 hairplugs- "these thumbs built scranton" baracky - "you didn't build that"

Posted by: newrouter at August 17, 2012 05:34 PM (kfeRL)

60 This thumb is me and that thumb is Paul Ryan. Fight! Fight! I win! I win!

Posted by: Biden at August 17, 2012 05:34 PM (u3Rkr)

61 That man is a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man on earth. How terrifying is that?

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 17, 2012 05:35 PM (eDr4W)

62 Joe Biden, the best politician Democrat stolen money could build in the 1950s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:35 PM (ISQVH)

63 BACROCK
O'BAMA
IS
A
STUTTERING
CLUSTERFUCK
OF
A
MISREABLE
FAILURE!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 05:35 PM (ovpNn)

64 Re the "You didn't build that" check out the sidebar.

Ray Gaster is sellin' signs. Telling Barry to kiss his ass.

If you own a bidness, support Ray. He's a friend and he's fierce and cool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:35 PM (UOM48)

65 Don't forget I called my home state of Hawaii Asia. But I'm an intellectual.

Posted by: Barack at August 17, 2012 05:35 PM (/YJYi)

66 ooh the coveted 69th post

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 05:36 PM (ovpNn)

You mean Bushisms like "57 states" or "corpseman"?? Like those?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 09:27 PM (l3QgP)

No, no... Bushisms like, "I'm a Muslim" and "Profits-to-Earnings Ratios".

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 17, 2012 09:30 PM (OIuTH)

You're both not doing it right. Bushisms like, "I don't know how you say it in Austrian..." and "Intercontinental Railroad".

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 05:36 PM (QjSgY)

68 That chili was great Madison, everything came out ok !

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 17, 2012 05:36 PM (DU15A)

69 Joe Biden - On the Wrong side of History and Foreign Policy since 1970

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 17, 2012 05:36 PM (ovpNn)

70 "After eight years of dumbass "Bushisms" it is absurd to call Biden the gaffe machine."

This is true- given all the absolutely brain dead stumble fuck stupid shit that princess baraka has said over the last 4 years, we should be calling these two cocknozzles

"the double douche wheel of perpetual dumbassery" or some such.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (eNURf)

71 I wouldn't go in there for an hour or so if I was you

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (DU15A)

72 Oh, yeah, that line about the "chains" just cinched the election for us, boss!

And you were worried they wouldn't get it!

Posted by: andrew at August 17, 2012 05:37 PM (65QIv)

73 ooh the coveted 69th post It's always 69 in my mind

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:38 PM (l3QgP)

74 "I changed the nuclear codes to 1-2-3-4-5-6... I have the same combination on my luggage."

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

75 Aaaaaeeeeeyyyy Â“Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something IÂ’ve gotta do.Â”

Posted by: J Bu Bu Bye Biden is da fonz at August 17, 2012 05:38 PM (dvLAs)

76 "ooh the coveted 69th post"

Yeah, you know what that means!

Actually, what does that mean?

Posted by: Smilin' Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:39 PM (B/yDO)

77 Joe Biden is very bright. You Morons leave him alone. He didn't make me do the checkbook. I volunteered.

Posted by: Jill at August 17, 2012 05:39 PM (DrC22)

78 Love him or hate him, Beck has been playing Barry reading excerpts from his own stupid books everyday.

Who knew Lolo gave Barry a monkey named TaTa and they had a ditch with crocodiles in the backyard?

Barry tells young Americans they need to "fight" so that people with weird names and backgrounds can succeed in this country.

Says a fucked up kid from Indonesia. Who ate dogs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:39 PM (UOM48)

79 That's right bitches, I get paid to make an ass of myself.

Posted by: Silly Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (/YJYi)

80 Biden actually punched the jukebox like Fonzie to turn it on, but ended up breaking the glass and having to go to the hospital

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (B/yDO)

81 If Joe Biden was anymore clueless, he would be like Aquanetta. Forgetting to breathe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (ISQVH)

82 I just killed a man with a trident

Posted by: Dave S. at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (UvR6d)

83 It's always 69 in my mind Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 09:38 PM (l3QgP) Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (GEICT)

84 After eight years of dumbass "Bushisms" it is absurd to call Biden the gaffe machine. Biden's been doing this shit since what, the 70s? At least since the 88 campaign.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:40 PM (MMC8r)

64 No, no... Bushisms like, "I'm a Muslim" and "Profits-to-Earnings Ratios".

Let's also not forget the ever popular, "You didn't build that"

Cant beat, raise the cap gains tax even though it reduces revenues "because of fairness."

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (IbWc8)

86 If Romney is elected, he'll declare a Thumb War

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (wwsoB)

87 "And so on dis tumb I gots my magical nose goblins, and on dis tumb I gots my dingler barries!

Hey, I said barries! Like duh pezzaments name! Harf harf harf harf harfs!!!

Hey...can joey have the icey keems now?

Chonkit pleez."

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (eNURf)

88 7 It fills me with hope, Jane. If that guy can get to the vice presidency, even I have a shot at being something resembling successful someday.[.i]

Yup, Kate Upton, here I come.

Posted by: pep at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (6TB1Z)

89 My boss said the private sector's doing fine. Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Joey B's caption at August 17, 2012 05:41 PM (FcR7P)

Don't forget, "The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."

and "Israel is a strong friend of Israel's" although I can't kvetch about that last one too much.

Oy Vey.

Posted by: B. Netanyahu at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (QjSgY)

91 Not to be a Debbie Downer, but keep an eye on Iran and Israel.

Things could get "interesting" before November.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (UOM48)

92 Yo, Rottenbrain, did Bush ever try to get in the White House through a window? Or bump his head getting out of Marine One?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (aHR5E)

93 I'm tired of hearing people putting any credence in averaging polls with different samplings and methodologies.
-------
Lull 'em to sleep, lull 'em to sleep...

Anyhow, if they're letting Ruprecht the Monkey Boy out of his rubber room, it can only hurt them.

Posted by: andrew at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (65QIv)

94 "Barry's gonna get me some coloring books.... and TAPIOCA PUDDIN!!!"

Posted by: Mjölnir, the Banhammer from Hell at August 17, 2012 05:42 PM (Jls4P)

95 87 If Joe Biden was anymore clueless, he would be like Aquanetta. Forgetting to breathe. That was a traumatic thread this morning. But for the rest of the day every time I walked by her desk, I just laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:43 PM (l3QgP)

96 91 I'm always struck by folks talking about the need for "fairness" The first thing people learn is that life isn't fair.

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 17, 2012 05:43 PM (eDr4W)

97 I shouldn't more than one thread open.
http://qkme.me/3qj79i

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 17, 2012 05:43 PM (mxnUd)

98 My money is on him mentioning how many championships the fab five won in basketball.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 17, 2012 05:45 PM (NzBQO)

99 Biden's rep as an imbecile isn't a new thing, you know. He's the guy who knocked himself out of the 88 campaign for president by stealing another guy's autobiographical details as his own.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:45 PM (MMC8r)

100 God love ya, Joe ! Don't let 'em shut you up ! You're the gift that keeps on giving !

Posted by: Skyway Moaters at August 17, 2012 05:45 PM (jNNWD)

101 OT Cosplay goddess Jessica Ngiri being cute and brain fried in Vancouver at Anime Revolution.
http://youtu.be/m7EXtH-Tg-g

And she is still way smarter than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:45 PM (ISQVH)

102 103 I shouldn't more than one thread open. ______ Last thread I had open was I myself had.

Posted by: Twisted at August 17, 2012 05:46 PM (DrC22)

103 Some one check the defibrillator on Joe 's bus. Pretty sure the battery has been removed.

Posted by: Pecos at August 17, 2012 05:46 PM (2Gb0y)

104

My wife says they should make an add of Biden with the Charlie Sheen meme of "Winning" !

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 17, 2012 05:47 PM (DU15A)

105 My admittedly weak effort: http://tinyurl.com/cth87xw

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:47 PM (lJJMb)

106

"next week with visits to three relatively "safe" Democratic states"

Well, hopefully MI won't stay safe after Biden's done with it.

Posted by: johnc_ex-democrat at August 17, 2012 05:47 PM (ACkhT)

107 "I'm still just a heartbeat away from the Presidency, bitches!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2012 05:48 PM (hSm+F)

108 I am smart. I have a high IQ. I have a fuckin high IQ.

Posted by: Joe "I am smart" Biden at August 17, 2012 05:48 PM (DrC22)

109 You morons check out the Ray Gaster ad in the sidebar. He's selling "kiss my ass signs" like crazy.

Thanks to rdbrewer for posting it.

Our friend Ray was on Greta last night.

OBAMA, KISS OUR ASSES.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 05:48 PM (UOM48)

110 Three More Years!

Posted by: Joey B., for VP at August 17, 2012 05:49 PM (UuLBC)

111 No no no! I no wanna Barry to kiss my posterior, he might be one of those preverts who enjoy doing that....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 05:49 PM (ISQVH)

112 Time for another tall boy.

Posted by: Midgets piss me off at August 17, 2012 05:49 PM (mxnUd)

113

Please lord, let him visit Dearborn.

"I was hoping for a tour of your Flying Carpet assembly plant, but seems like it's always prayer time around here. Seriously, stand up you guys...oh they can't stand up right now. Everybody else, stand up for 'em....god love 'em "

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 05:49 PM (QjSgY)

114 OT Cosplay goddess Jessica Ngiri being cute and brain fried in Vancouver at Anime Revolution. I gotta tell ya. I wouldn't hit it If I did I'd be terrified she would wake up the the middle of the night for a drink of water, and she'd drown when she forgot to pull her head out from underneath the faucet.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:50 PM (l3QgP)

115 " Just think! I'm gonna be President in 2016!"

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 17, 2012 05:50 PM (eDr4W)

116 117 No no no! I no wanna Barry to kiss my posterior, he might be one of those preverts who enjoy doing that.... You, uh, realize where you are right? Freaks, geeks, pervs and horn dogs galore around here...

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 17, 2012 05:51 PM (GEICT)

117 Trying again, still got nothing: http://tinyurl.com/d4pku58

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:51 PM (lJJMb)

118 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj7on/

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

119 I did a few. This one's my fave:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj7nv/

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 05:51 PM (aHR5E)

120 Keeping him in blue bastion states means nothing in the age of TV and the Internet.

They can chain him up at the crumbling ruins of the Soviet Vostok base in Antartica next to the dusty bottles of Stoli from back in '86; but as long as there's a webcam we win.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 17, 2012 05:52 PM (Wa+Fw)

121 I liked it when Bush donned a flightsuit and codpiece to fake a landing on an aircraft carrier and falsely proclaim 'Mission Accomplished' before 4000 more US soldiers were killed by Iraqis. That is a gaffe.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 05:52 PM (9CUoc)

122 Dammit. Sock off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 05:52 PM (GEICT)

123 I liked it when a fuckwit left-wing troll came in here and posted some inanities and thought it was "winning."

That is an idiot.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 05:54 PM (aHR5E)

124 If I did I'd be terrified she would wake up the the middle of the night for a drink of water, and she'd drown when she forgot to pull her head out from underneath the faucet. I fail to see the problem here...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 05:54 PM (GEICT)

125 Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 09:52 PM (9CUoc)

W is running in this election?

Posted by: CDR M at August 17, 2012 05:55 PM (dKV5k)

126 Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 09:52 PM (9CUoc) Poo.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 05:55 PM (u3Rkr)

127 New York? I just love visiting New Haven!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 05:55 PM (gUDfN)

128 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj7rz/

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:56 PM (MMC8r)

129 50 I am the last Starfighter! Posted by: Biden at August 17, 2012 09:29 PM (u3Rkr) Well....on Amtrak anyway... Thumbs of Death, bay-bee.. Back on the trail!

Posted by: Biden. Joe Biden. at August 17, 2012 05:57 PM (/u9DK)

130 117 No no no! I no wanna Barry to kiss my posterior, he might be one of those preverts who enjoy doing that.... ______i I told you Anna Puma was hawt!

Posted by: Man with a burning burden at August 17, 2012 05:57 PM (DrC22)

131 129 I liked it when a fuckwit left-wing troll came in here and posted some inanities and thought it was "winning." It's OK, you have to realize how horrifyingly traumatic it must be to realize that someone you thought would be the smartest President evar(!) is actually an empty suit so out of his depth he makes George W Bush look like a cross between Einstein and George Washington.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 05:58 PM (l3QgP)

132 Fatality on the Red Sox

Posted by: The Q at August 17, 2012 05:58 PM (B/yDO)

133 That is a gaffe. Still beat Kerry. (Who showed up orange to accept his nomination, by the way. Why has that been scrubbed from the internet?)

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 05:58 PM (MMC8r)

134

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 09:52 PM (9CUoc)

Codpiece? I'm awake now.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 17, 2012 05:59 PM (QjSgY)

135 Here's another, it's better, but not by much: http://tinyurl.com/c3cyzm5

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 05:59 PM (lJJMb)

136 Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Derp at August 17, 2012 06:00 PM (dttfh)

137
That is a gaffe.

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at August 17, 2012 09:52 PM (9CUoc)

---

Mary's just upset that her boyfriend left her to join the Marines.

Posted by: Hagbard Celine at August 17, 2012 06:00 PM (+/VIS)

138 Is Rottencrotch as sock or a dumbass?

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 06:00 PM (X6akg)

139 Just a dumbass

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 17, 2012 06:01 PM (l3QgP)

140 I can see my thumbs from my porch!

Posted by: Joe Bidens appetizer brain at August 17, 2012 06:01 PM (0yt8C)

141 The communists are going down like Mondale.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at August 17, 2012 06:01 PM (9HhTH)

142

Is Rottencrotch as sock or a dumbass?

Yes

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 06:01 PM (3SvjA)

143 Is Rottencrotch as sock or a dumbass? Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 10:00 PM (X6akg) Not sure. Hard to tell.

Posted by: eman at August 17, 2012 06:02 PM (u3Rkr)

144

"Who has two thumbs and invested YOUR money in Solyndra? This guy!"

Posted by: Ted K. at August 17, 2012 06:02 PM (hAVXZ)

145 145 Is Rottencrotch as sock or a dumbass? Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 10:00 PM (X6akg) Gotta be a sock, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:02 PM (GEICT)

146 Tami, does this lite beer taste great or is it less filling?

Posted by: boulder hobo, lord of the Chartreuse Longbow at August 17, 2012 06:02 PM (pWPmo)

147 Did everyone see the LordBydon post at the internet criticism panel page?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 06:03 PM (GULKT)

148 Is Rottencrotch as sock or a dumbass?

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 10:00 PM (X6akg)

A troll.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 17, 2012 06:03 PM (lzvtR)

149 The Left is somehow shocked that voting for the least-qualified candidate in American history gets you nothing but an incompetent empty suit.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 06:03 PM (MMC8r)

150 You old people are funny. All my lib/dem friends tell me all the time you guys are weird.

My cats think you are all old and stupid, too.

Posted by: i love cat pee (oZfic) at August 17, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM48)

151 127, Shitneck. Bush did land that plane, and the Lincoln's mission was accomplished. EABOD.

Posted by: B5D - 19K, call me Gordon Freeman at August 17, 2012 06:03 PM (qqlqB)

152 >>Interesting (?) anecdotal evidence with no statistical significance: We took the two daughters to Charlottesville todayto tour Mr. Jefferson's academical villag. 120miles or so one way, saw at least a dozen big (6' x 8') road signs for Romney and George Allen, zero for Kaine and Zero.<<

Not too surprising. That area of VA is pretty red. Frankly, most of VA is; the only reason VA is purple is because of the socialist enclave known as Northern Virginia.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 17, 2012 06:04 PM (gUDfN)

153 My gaffes are what make me lovable. Otherwise people would think I'm some kind of fuckin god.

Posted by: Joe Bidentastic at August 17, 2012 06:04 PM (DrC22)

154

Speaking of Kerry suits...

http://tinyurl.com/cllb6hh

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 06:04 PM (QjSgY)

155 Yep , they're opposable!!

Posted by: Vee Pee Joey B at August 17, 2012 06:04 PM (zsgo8)

156 Bush: Flew jets. Biden: Plays with trains. Obama: Girl's bike.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

157 Drives me fucking nuts that libs think the "Mission Accomplished" banner was Booosh's.

Why the fuck didn't the commander of the ship come right out and say, "That was our ship's banner. Our mission was accomplished."

Damn fucking shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:06 PM (UOM48)

158 163 Obama: President Mom Jeans

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 17, 2012 06:06 PM (eDr4W)

159 "These boots are made for walking"

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2012 06:06 PM (ieY6o)

160 Did everyone see the LordBydon post at the internet criticism panel page?

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 10:03 PM (GULKT)

That was mine. Some sick shit, no?

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 06:06 PM (QjSgY)

161

Speaking of Kerry suits

Seriously, Dems, WTF were you thinking?

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 06:06 PM (3SvjA)

162 How the hell are they going to keep videocameras out of blue states?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 17, 2012 06:07 PM (auPSv)

163 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj7y5/

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:07 PM (aHR5E)

164 Checking Rottencroch's posting history shows a different hash almost every time it posts.

Troll.

Posted by: Tami at August 17, 2012 06:07 PM (X6akg)

165 Kerry's ManTanInACan: http://photos1.blogger.com/img/199/1455/640/kerry1092704.jpg Honestly, this is still one of the most hilarious debacles I can remember in all my life. This stuck-up pompous dick came out looking like an oompa-loompa in front of the entire world and did the 'John Kerry reporting for duty' thing...even eight years later this makes me laugh.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

166 I'm just as fuckin Catholic as that chump Ryan. Godammit, I am!

Posted by: Altar Boy Joe at August 17, 2012 06:08 PM (DrC22)

167

New York state? Just have slow joe bobble between CA and NY.

Posted by: Fresh at August 17, 2012 06:09 PM (O7ksG)

168 That was mine. Some sick shit, no?

Posted by: 66chevelle at August 17, 2012 10:06 PM (QjSgY)

Very funny. Almost subtle.

Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2012 06:09 PM (GULKT)

169

Did everyone see the LordBydon post at the internet criticism panel page?

I see Darth Misha showed up.

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 06:09 PM (3SvjA)

170 See! I can count to two potato!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at August 17, 2012 06:10 PM (Ab84Q)

171 Drives me fucking nuts that libs think the "Mission Accomplished" banner was Booosh's. They also think 'you're either with us or against us' meant anybody who disagreed with Bush was the enemy. They think superficially, and context is trumped by their emotional response.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

172 This is the kind of stupid that takes generations and great attention to grow. Stupid people like this are a national treasure, somewhere on the earth, just not here.

http://qkme.me/3qj7zl

Posted by: sandman will resist at August 17, 2012 06:10 PM (zxaA2)

173 Orange Kerry:

http://tinyurl.com/c23sygb

(Not sure if 'shopped)

Posted by: andrew at August 17, 2012 06:11 PM (65QIv)

174 Did John Kerry steal Crist's Tan in a Can?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:11 PM (ISQVH)

175 They think superficially

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On those rare occasions when they think at all.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:11 PM (aHR5E)

176 Here's hoping that Joe to the B has just enough on the White House that they don't dare cut him from the ticket.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2012 06:12 PM (FcR7P)

177 On July 7, 2011, U.S. troop deaths from the war in Afghanistan since President Obama took office reached 1,000. That means that nearly two-thirds of the U.S. fatalities in the war in Afghanistan have occurred during the Obama administration, which has managed the war for a mere quarter of its duration. Whatever happened to that body count graphic CNN used to run every day? Or do U.S. military deaths count less under a Democrat?

Posted by: vivi at August 17, 2012 06:12 PM (OTPxW)

178 Geez Sean, you don't like Jessica? Yes she truly lacks deep thoughts but she is already running her own business, is a gamer chick, and is a fitness nut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 17, 2012 06:12 PM (ISQVH)

179 Also how come the Catholics are always number two? I mean, at least I have a black guy, but a fuckin Mormon? Come on!

Posted by: Joe Ponders the Ironies of Life at August 17, 2012 06:12 PM (DrC22)

180 New York ? Great! Love me some Hebe deli food!

Posted by: Vee Pee Joey B at August 17, 2012 06:12 PM (zsgo8)

181 Thanks to gubmint edumacation, we have entire generations of dumbass fucking kids who won't even know what a checkbook is, let alone how to balance one.

They will have no knowledge about the Founders or any history of this country whatsoever, except what the government funded "teachers" want them to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2012 06:13 PM (UOM48)

182 Hey, Rottencrotch--pull my thumbs!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 06:13 PM (IoNBC)

183

did the 'John Kerry reporting for duty' thing...even eight years later this makes me laugh.

Not I. The hardcore members of the American Surrender Party went wild for that line. It was creep as hell. Those mother fuckers despise the militay as individuals and as an institution and they got in a lather about this fucking cyborg.

Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2012 06:13 PM (3SvjA)

184 For a donation of only $3, you can be entered in a drawing to replace Joe Biden on the ticket!

Posted by: Obamerizing for America at August 17, 2012 06:14 PM (MMC8r)

185 Or do U.S. military deaths count less under a Democrat?

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A Democrat who *ahem* "won" the Nobel Peace Prize, no less.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:14 PM (aHR5E)

186 I may be onto something here: http://tinyurl.com/btftgs9

The "noted plagiarist" theme is going to entertain me for awhile.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 06:14 PM (lJJMb)

187 http://qkme.me/3qj82e

Posted by: sandman will resist at August 17, 2012 06:14 PM (zxaA2)

188 We're in Michigan, right? Minnesota? Which is it, Michigan or Minnesota? Minnesota, got it. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj800/

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 17, 2012 06:14 PM (F3nFt)

189 181 Did John Kerry steal Crist's Tan in a Can? Other way around I think. Btw, within a couple weeks of the election, Crist was on tv hawking his services as part of an ambulance chasing law firm.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 17, 2012 06:15 PM (GEICT)

190 Biden's so clean. And he only uses a negro dialect when he wants to.

Posted by: nickless at August 17, 2012 06:15 PM (MMC8r)

191 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj844/

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:16 PM (aHR5E)

192 I don't think President Obama was really looking at that woman's ass. He's a serious guy.

Posted by: Joe the deep at August 17, 2012 06:16 PM (DrC22)

193 #193. Right. I think giving him the Nobel Peace Prize is what I'd call a gaffe.

Posted by: vivi at August 17, 2012 06:17 PM (OTPxW)

194 Back in my old stomping grounds of northern New Hampshire and Maine last week. Big, fat Romney signs everywhere, no trace of Obama. Hard to drive with tears in your eyes like that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2012 06:17 PM (FcR7P)

195 and another: http://tinyurl.com/d3k2fjy

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 06:18 PM (lJJMb)

196 A Democrat who *ahem* "won" the Nobel Peace Prize, no less.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 10:14 PM (aHR5E)

He didn't win it, he was awarded it. Did you not hear the flowery language and soaring speeches in 2008? Also, he made me piss myself.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 17, 2012 06:19 PM (/YJYi)

197 Gotta keep these babies in shape....in case I gotta press the BIG ONE .......

Posted by: Joe Biden - one heartbeat away at August 17, 2012 06:20 PM (zsgo8)

198 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj86z/

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:20 PM (aHR5E)

199 and another: http://tinyurl.com/bpyxwy3

This is fish in a barrel at this point. Hopefully I can make one that sticks.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 06:24 PM (lJJMb)

200 Again, along the plagiarist theme: http://tinyurl.com/cz29mzo

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 17, 2012 06:24 PM (lJJMb)

201 They told me to be the fuckin attack dog and that's exactly what I did. And now they're trying to crucify me, for Chrissake. I shoulda stayed in the Senate, I could say just about anything I wanted to, I could even steal stuff to say and nobody would say boo. Hillary? Are you fuckin kidding me? She couldn't even get Bill to screw her, and he'd screw anything that moves.

Posted by: Joe's all alone at August 17, 2012 06:25 PM (DrC22)

202 Crazy uncle Joe isn't going anywhere they need someone to blame when they lose.

Posted by: craptacular at August 17, 2012 06:26 PM (aMhZQ)

203 ...Barack ObamaÂ’s fellow Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Yemeni activist Tawakul Karman, has sharply criticized the U.S. policy of intensifying drone strikes, which has been arguably the central tenet of the Obama administrationÂ’s war on terror. Karman argues that the drone strikes have led to many civilian deaths, and driven sympathy and recruitment for al-Qaeda....

Posted by: vivi at August 17, 2012 06:27 PM (OTPxW)

204 Who are you calling a bumbling gaffe machine? Did I say "you didn't build that"? Did I say dog meat was tough? No, I did not. So don't give me this shit, Barry. I've been here way longer than you.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2012 06:29 PM (SRtf0)

205 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj8gk/

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 17, 2012 06:35 PM (aHR5E)

206 How safe can it be sending Joe to these "safe" states? He'll probably feel that he has free license to say something incredibly Joe Biden like. Should be fun!

Posted by: William Teach at August 17, 2012 06:45 PM (0GkX4)

207 Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

Too bad for him.

Posted by: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman at August 17, 2012 06:53 PM (yJYwC)

208 Mary Jane Rottencrotch comments are so extreme s/he/it (pronounced shit) should be recognized as the resident froll.

Posted by: Rmoney Voter at August 17, 2012 06:57 PM (Eq5Eh)

209 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qj8x9/

Posted by: dave at August 17, 2012 07:07 PM (M0q0B)

210 Hello, Cleveland!

Posted by: Joe Biden in Brattlesboro, VT at August 17, 2012 07:16 PM (i330i)

211 this sorta gives a whole new meaning to "what can brown do for you?" http://tinyurl.com/d2xm7sy

Posted by: John Sununu fan at August 17, 2012 07:40 PM (oZfic)

212 So, you're telling me these things are literally thumbs?!?

Posted by: Nance at August 17, 2012 07:41 PM (fV5uM)

213 In case you're wondering just how badly boned California is... Year-over-year sales tax revenues for July down... FORTY PER CENT! http://www.testosteronepit.com/home/2012/8/15/c alifornia-sales-tax-revenues-nosedive-by-335.html

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 17, 2012 07:43 PM (d9tUw)

214 "How about the tan, folks? Thumbs up, right?"
(or)
"Just say yes to Taco Tuesday!"

Posted by: Linlithgow at August 17, 2012 08:13 PM (763/L)

215 http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qja6g/ .

and

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qja8e/ .

(you might need to me in your 30's or older to know the reference.)

Posted by: Linlithgow at August 17, 2012 08:20 PM (763/L)

216 gave it a shot:

http://qkme.me/3qjabz

Posted by: irright at August 17, 2012 08:35 PM (5UU+7)

217 I just killed a man with a trident Posted by: Dave S. at August 17, 2012 09:40 PM (UvR6d) I saw that. Just where in hell did you get a trident from??

Posted by: Bill H at August 17, 2012 08:45 PM (3sZO1)

218 my humble biden gafftastic shot...

Posted by: sandman will resist at August 17, 2012 09:06 PM (zxaA2)

219 http://qkme.me/3qjahc

oops. biden time, duh duh duh duh, can't think straight...

Posted by: sandman will resist at August 17, 2012 09:07 PM (zxaA2)

220 I don't think Joe Biden is anything like a team player type of guy. If they kicked him off the ticket he'd dish to anyone who would listen about anything and everything that might mess things up for the administration. I think they know better than to try to push him off he ticket.

Posted by: Cackfinger at August 17, 2012 09:18 PM (CCHli)

221

I'll be sucking these before the debate.

Posted by: Thumbs Biden at August 17, 2012 09:32 PM (YQHqe)

222 Heh. Too easy. All Biden has to say is "Love them Buckeyes!".

Mew

Posted by: acat at August 17, 2012 10:01 PM (wmu7O)

223 I don't really understand the strategy here. What prevents Biden from saying something stupid in a solid blue state, any differently than if he were in another state?

Posted by: Mayday at August 17, 2012 10:05 PM (F3s39)

224 http://tinyurl.com/ckpmgwa

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2012 10:28 PM (h6XiD)

225 What has two thumbs, and almost as many brain cells? This guy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 17, 2012 10:30 PM (3yCFy)

226 >231

The Biden Paradox.

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2012 10:32 PM (h6XiD)

227 Meme website won't work, but in honor of Ace (Or was it Iowahawk?)line of the week. "So you're telling me my puppet show goes on at what time?"

Posted by: Rbastid at August 17, 2012 11:48 PM (puGHi)

228 "Which hand is my brain in? I'll give you a hint - it's the one without the thumb up." -- SloJo Biden

Posted by: natasha at August 18, 2012 05:46 AM (pyYXJ)

229 Link text