March 02, 2012

Burned Korans & Riots & Feeding the Delusions of the Delusional
— Ace

Up to five troops may be reprimanded.

Allah writes:

No, the riots arenÂ’t over. TheyÂ’re just resting until the next phase, when the military gently informs Afghan parliamentarians and clerics that accidental Koran-burning doesnÂ’t warrant beheading by scimitar under the UCMJ.

I have tossed this out as an idea. I don't know if it's true. I think it might be true and maybe we should consider it.

If someone's having a panic attack, the worst possible thing to do, as someone trying to help, is to play into it. To pay too much attention. To act very concerned.

People do that, thinking it's helpful. In fact, in exacerbates the situation.

My point is this: To what extent have we played into and exacerbated this absurd Muslim psychopathy over the Koran?

And to what extent would it be defeated if we simply stopped playing into it, and actually routinized the destruction of Korans (or other shows of disrespect, or, more accurately, "refusing to treat the Muslim religion as the officially sanctified state religion of America")?

To what extent are we encouraging these little spells by playing along with them? By treating the Koran as scared, most of the time, to what extent are we writing our own tragic ending when some stupid book gets burned?

Isn't it dangerous to feed the delusions of the deluded? Isn't the right course of action to insist on a more grounded view of reality?

Shouldn't we set the default, routine, expected mode of behavior as "we are not a Muslim nation and furthermore are forbidden by the Constitution from treating one religion as sacrosanct"?

Sort of: "Get used to it, this is the way it is, and stop acting like monkeys."

I don't know if that would help, necessarily.

But our current policy also seems to not help, and is furthermore repellent.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM | Comments (284)
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1

To what extent are we encouraging these little spells by playing along with them? By treating the Koran as scared, most of the time, to what extent are we writing our own tragic ending when some stupid book gets burned?

 

Maybe they're afraid that if they burn the Koran, the Muslims will get mad and commit violent acts.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (DiqH3)

2 Kind of a moot point while the left is running the show (as far as the CINC, anyway). Not invalid, just, you know, we aren't gonna find out until at least next year. Should have done this from the start, of course.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (bxiXv)

3 Yes ,it's like children having a tantrum, GROW UP!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (AWmfW)

4 We can respect Muslim sensibilities when they stop killing Christians worldwide. Until then, fuck you and the camel you rode in on.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (gNcY2)

5 I don't recall you taking that stance when the crazy preacher in FL wanted to burn a Koran.

Posted by: some1 at March 02, 2012 02:49 PM (cSlKk)

6 I say we burn them all. Burn them in boiling bacon fat.

Posted by: EIB at March 02, 2012 02:50 PM (EL+OC)

7 Hey, as dumb as this whole situation is, we can still point and laugh when a Brit gets detained at an airport for saying he'd be stopped if *he* was wearing a mask, right? Right?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2012 02:50 PM (bxiXv)

8

They should have pissed on those burning Korans and put them out.

 

 

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2012 02:50 PM (ibeYP)

9

Also,

 

I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but when your vibrator dies and the coroner rules it a suicide, stop by Sephora or something.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:50 PM (DiqH3)

10 >>>>Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 06:50 PM (DiqH3) And we have a thread winner in the first round!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 02:52 PM (gNcY2)

11 And has SCOAMF called the families of the fallen soldiers yet?

Posted by: Lilredhen at March 02, 2012 02:52 PM (2+DSu)

12 OT but this is a story on the DC ....WTF ?   Kerry Trebilcock has eaten 4,000 sponges since 2008

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 02:52 PM (nTgAI)

13 tantrum, geeze louise, that was the word I was looking for. because I couldn't find it I wound up writing a lot more, to try to get at the idea of it.

Posted by: ace at March 02, 2012 02:52 PM (nj1bB)

14 Who is this rational person masquerading as Ace?

Posted by: JR3 at March 02, 2012 02:52 PM (rHaMl)

15 Obama really wasn't lying when he said his letter calmed them down. Lusting for the blood of the infidel is about as calm as the Afghanimals get.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2012 02:53 PM (KI/Ch)

16 But the burning isn't in my Quran, ace. It's in my vagina.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 02:53 PM (ibeYP)

17 @12: "Trebilcock"?  Doesn't that mean like "three cocks"?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 02:53 PM (Lpdzt)

18

You're spot on, my furry friend. We're enabling this type of behavior by acknowledging it and treating it seriously when what we should be saying is to get a grip.

 

That's been my problem with succumbing to the Islamic Rage People. I understand the fear of beheading, but this shit is getting ridiculous. It's way past time to tell this group to join the modern world and stop being so angry all the time. If they can't come to grips with the modern world, then that's their fault, not ours.

 

We should treat them as the immature little children they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (d0Tfm)

19 >>>Sort of: "Get used to it, this is the way it is, and stop acting like monkeys." Ace, have you denounced yourself for this yet?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (gNcY2)

20 Please stop making "Sandra Fluke is a slut" jokes. They're out of line.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Slut-Mouthed Rent-a-Cooch From Whoreville at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (nj1bB)

21 We burn Bibles intentionally when we're in these lands to prevent them from falling into the locals hands. That's okay, but this is not? Why is the military even discussing this? How did this become an issue. Just tell them to shut up.

Posted by: NJRob at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (FVp26)

22 apologizing is sort of admitting fault. Quit fucking apologizing. We are dealing with culture that lying is virtue,

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (nTgAI)

23 I thought when Obama parted the seas and turned parchment into Holy Korans this was a dead issue.

Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2012 02:54 PM (FDEjy)

24 Ok, #20 is the best sock evar.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (Lpdzt)

25 As always when something goes wrong in the military. The grunts who were told to burn the book get burned for burning the fucking book.

Posted by: robtr at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (MtwBb)

26 When a child acts out, it's best to ignore them.

Posted by: Dr. Spock at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (ibeYP)

27 No slight is too trivial to warrant less than a full-on jihadi beheading. And a celebration with candies!

Posted by: USA at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (6Cjut)

28
Who could have foreseen the day that America was lead by a man of African decent who allows America soldiers to be prosecuted for burning books written by a child molester.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (VMcEw)

29

My point is this: To what extent have we played into and exacerbated this absurd Muslim psychopathy over the Koran?

 

Well...a lot more than if we answered every Muslim riot over some perceived offense with an air convoy of C-130s and Daisy Cutters.  I say we try it in Gaza 5-6 times and then send them a nice letter begging them to riot some more.

Posted by: JQ Public at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (NBj0d)

30 Isn't it dangerous to feed the delusions of the deluded? Isn't the right course of action to insist on a more grounded view of reality?
Posted by: Ace at 06:46 PM

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Yes.  Unfortunately though, we have to wait for conservative President before we have a chance of getting close to viewing any issue with a little bit of reality.

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 02, 2012 02:55 PM (Lo/3Q)

31 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, I just don't believe she was excluded from Playboy's Girls of Georgetown Law because of "politics."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:56 PM (DiqH3)

32 Well that's what an adult would do.  And there aren't any in the White House.  So...

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 02:56 PM (BbX1b)

33 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but only one person has ever been charged with Cruelty to Produce.  That person is Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:57 PM (DiqH3)

34 I'm still trying to figure out why it's considered ever so much more sophisticated to treat Muslims like they are two years olds who have had their binky taken away.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 02:57 PM (Gk3SS)

35 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but only one person has ever been charged with Cruelty to Produce. That person is Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 06:57 PM (DiqH3)

Sandra Fluke= Sandy Kooch

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 02, 2012 02:57 PM (nTgAI)

36 I'd fuck Sandra fluke. 3 times a day.

Posted by: George Glass at March 02, 2012 02:57 PM (XknXv)

37 The Deuce! That is enough! Beginning tomorrow my men will build a funeral pyre, place an ample number of Korans there-in, and then light the damn thing should an American soldier so much as be bumped in the arm. At which point I will initiate the program of involuntary settee for the family of the person caused injury to the soldier. To each according to their custom,

Posted by: Lord Napier at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (h6mPj)

38

The irony is that in our culture, burning a bible or a flag is the acceptable way of disposing of it.

 

Fuckitall

Posted by: robtr at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (MtwBb)

39 >> I don't recall you taking that stance when the crazy preacher in FL wanted to burn a Koran.

I do.

Ace is not saying we should burn Korans.  Ace is not saying we should deliberately provoke muslim anger.

What ace is saying is that we should stop bowing and scraping before savagery.

I don't see the inconsistency.

Posted by: sandy burger at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (ut/+s)

40 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but how many nights is she going to hang around the bus station wearing pigtails, a Hello Kitty purse and sucking a lollipop before she gives up on being abducted?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (DiqH3)

41 They'd be a bit more credible if they held their breath until they turned blue first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (d0Tfm)

42 I still need the pills if I take it in the squeak-hole.  Don't I?

Posted by: Sandra "This cooter never closes" Fluke at March 02, 2012 02:58 PM (BbX1b)

43 How about: "The U.S. flag is sacred to us, therefore anyone who commits the blasphemy of burning it must be shot"?

Posted by: Stumbo at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (YLiyE)

44

 Well.. yeah, that's it exactly.  It all started with "Islam is a peaceful religion".  Shoulda, woulda, coulda... kind of too late now.  We dug our own grave with this shit.  No one has any backbone to tell these fucks to go pound sand. 

Posted by: jewells45 at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (Z71Vg)

45 @34: That's how libs treat everyone.  Blacks, women, Hispanics, gays, Muslims, etc, etc.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (Lpdzt)

46 >>>I say we try it in Gaza 5-6 times and then send them a nice letter begging them to riot some more. Who cares if they riot in Gaza as long as they stay behind the fence? In fact we should fence them in a give them better weapons. Wash, rinse, repeat, return in 2 years. Problem solved This is a corollary to Ace's point. Quit treating them like 4 year olds because whatever you subsidize....you get more of.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (gNcY2)

47 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but when my dog found out he had a face like hers, he shaved his ass.  Then he killed himself.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (DiqH3)

48 I'm still trying to figure out why we ever told them we'd torched a few Korans in the first place. We know these savages will start rioting over ever little thing, why is so hard for us to respond "no we didn't" to whatever stupid thing they accuse us of, true or not?

Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (KI/Ch)

49 Exactly how long did it take us to go from "But IÂ’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, IÂ’ll kill you all" to "Oh, we're so sorry your panties are in a wad, here let us fall on our swords?" It wasn't that long, was it?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 02, 2012 02:59 PM (bxiXv)

50 We may have a possible solution to your problem.

Posted by: The Romans at March 02, 2012 03:00 PM (wQ1iq)

51 or you recall the old yarn about the British guy in India who observed them preparing for Suti. He said, you go ahead and prepare your follow and respect your traditions, and I'll go ahead and built a gallows, because our tradition is to hang people that burn women alive.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 03:00 PM (QxSug)

52 Isn't it dangerous to feed the delusions of the deluded? Isn't the
right course of action to insist on a more grounded view of reality?
Posted by: Ace at 06:46 PM

Exactly , it's like spoiling a child by allowing worse and worse behavior.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 02, 2012 03:00 PM (AWmfW)

53 Fuck the muzzies. Never apologize. Islam is an evil, false religion. Muhammad was a slave trader, a terrorist, a warlord, a false prophet, and a child rapist.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 03:00 PM (ZPrif)

54 and of course, the big picture is why are we bowing down to a bunch of savages? I mean, this was also W's policy, letting the bad guys fight out of mosques and what not.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 02, 2012 03:01 PM (QxSug)

55 We should have said "We learned that the korans were desecrated with writing in the margins. In accordance with Islamic tradition, we burned the desecrated korans. There will be no further explanation or investigation. If rioting continues, we will turn you to glass" That last bit is optional.

Posted by: Lauren at March 02, 2012 03:01 PM (9piWm)

56

Exactly how long did it take us to go from "But IÂ’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, IÂ’ll kill you all" to "Oh, we're so sorry your panties are in a wad, here let us fall on our swords?" <<<

 

Gen. Mattis should be theater commander or Chairman of the JCS.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 03:01 PM (DiqH3)

57 Cool I'll even throw my copies precious of Atlas Shrugged and Madonna's SEX into the flames, just to keep the Koran company.  Also, I think we should change the name of the Redskins to the Pigskins and have the mascot be a little piggy wearing an Arafat turban.    

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at March 02, 2012 03:01 PM (uymng)

58 Muzzie trash is shir

Posted by: George at March 02, 2012 03:01 PM (XknXv)

59 Late ... Fuck these assholes. Let em all die

Posted by: eastvalleyphx is delurking at March 02, 2012 03:02 PM (qiOph)

60 I'm not saying Ms. Fluke is flugly, just that her appearance presents a grave risk to men's reproductive rights.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi at March 02, 2012 03:02 PM (4136b)

61 You know..instead of sitting here being outraged, how about we write, call or email our congresscritters and senators and tell them in no uncertain terms that this cannot stand.  Damn Obama and his minions to hell.  I'm so tired of this crap.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 02, 2012 03:02 PM (Z71Vg)

62 I need the pills because you can get pregnant from sitting backwards on the toilet.

I use the tank as a desk.  I'm a student.

And I'm full of shit.

Posted by: Sandra "This cooter never closes" Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:02 PM (BbX1b)

63 These cringing apologetics remind me of the washed out looking woman in the grocery store whose kid is pitching a fit.  They look at you like "what can you do?" 

Smack the little bastard, that's what.  My kids didn't do that crap because they knew there was a severe penalty. 

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2012 03:02 PM (6TB1Z)

64 And the award for quickest recovery and most stamina goes to...

Sandra "totally monogamous and not a slut" Fluke's boyfriend!

Posted by: 2012 AVN's at March 02, 2012 03:03 PM (KI/Ch)

65 >>Sort of: "Get used to it, this is the way it is, and stop acting like monkeys."


Monkees don't behead people, or strap bombs to their kids. As far as I know.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 02, 2012 03:03 PM (lVGED)

66 28
Who could have foreseen the day that America was lead by a man of African decent who allows America soldiers to be prosecuted for burning books written by a child molester.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 06:55 PM (VMcEw

 

Soldiers are being prosecuted for burning Frank Marshall Davis's books? 

 

Oh wait you meant one of Obama's other mentors.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2012 03:03 PM (GULKT)

67

No immunity from prosecution = good reason to leave Iraq.

 

But...

 

No immunity from prosecution = okay in Afghanistan, let it happen.

 

This really pisses me off. ....We should not let our people be put on trial, in a foreign country, for simply following orders.

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:03 PM (UOOK1)

68 If the muslims want to be treated like equals and normal human beings, they aughta start acting like it, otherwise, go fuck em. And that is exactly what they should be told.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (CSwaT)

69 "Shouldn't we set the default, routine, expected mode of behavior as 'we are not a Muslim nation and furthermore are forbidden by the Constitution from treating one religion as sacrosanct'?"

Yes we should. Furthermore, our military shouldn't be handling Korans read by jihadists with gloves. It's a fuckin' book. The paper and binding are not actually divine. They'll get a soiled, shop-worn copy and like it... if given one at all. And getting one at all means you go turncoat on your jihadi brothers in arms.

This winning over enemies practice is doing no such thing. Either the masses want to separate from radicalism and will tone down the radicals in their midst out of self-preservation, or they don't, in which case they'll need to be destroyed as collateral damage due to their own passive advocacy. Isn't it a general rule that about ten percent of a group can revolutionize a crowd? Perhaps a decimation of that population (which would first be directed at these demonstrators) would be enough message that we aren't farting around anymore.

Obama's Apology Tour is killing us. Literally.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (eHIJJ)

70 >>>>Posted by: Lauren at March 02, 2012 07:01 PM (9piWm) ^^^^This is my kind of woman.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (gNcY2)

71 >>>To what extent have we played into and exacerbated this absurd Muslim psychopathy over the Koran?<<<

Too much.

See this >>>>>  http://moonbattery.com/?p=8533

Pakistanis throwing korans in sewer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (r+9M6)

72 I hear that free birth control pills cure panic attacks.  That is why they must be funded!

Posted by: True Conservative at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (ICSy6)

73 Oh c'mon, these moderate Muslim scribes were just crossing out the passages that call for the killing of infidels.

Posted by: S Daniel at March 02, 2012 03:04 PM (nzrDg)

74 You first, Ace.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (2YIVk)

75 34 I'm still trying to figure out why it's considered ever so much more sophisticated to treat Muslims like they are two years olds who have had their binky taken away. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 02, 2012 06:57 PM (Gk3SS) So, wait, you're saying screaming "Shut the fuck up or I will run your God-damned binky through the fucking waste disposal" is a *bad* idea?

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (bxiXv)

76 Knock, knock. Who's there? Sandra Fluke. Sandra Fluke who? Sandra I'll Fluke You If You Pay For It.

Posted by: Stumbo at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (YLiyE)

77 Why don't we just quit giving prisoners Korans? That way we won't have to worry about accidental disposal.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (O/onO)

78 .We should not let our people be put on trial, in a foreign country, for simply following orders. Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 07:03 PM (UOOK1) We are not going to let them be put on trial, either in Afghanistan or here. They might lose rank however, which I think is also wrong.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:05 PM (CSwaT)

79

"It wasn't that long, was it?"

 

Nope, not long at all. In fact, I can remember gentlemen warriors from my childhood who held such beliefs. Fortunately for us, there are still men of that type around today, just not in Washington.

 

Our society has been so feminized that real men who understand the nature of evil and what it takes to eradicate it don't rise to prominence anymore. Case in point: The SCOAMF. However, a few more years of this will swing the pendulum back towards reality. We will not survive otherwise.

 

I fear for my country during that time of transition. That time is now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (d0Tfm)

80 Are you telling me these are the first korans that were ever burned by the US Military?  Think of all the buildings and houses bombed.  Not a single koran burned or damaged?

This shit is going on because the islam-o-scum know the president is a puss.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (BbX1b)

81

"Hua-lalala-laa! We kill people because they anger us!" - protest guy

"That's not unreasonable." - President Skidmark

 

Posted by: tad blatherton at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (HueOF)

82 Hey, anyone know why allahpundit is no longer on twitter?

Posted by: mike at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (0n3el)

83 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, but when your vibrator dies and the coroner rules it a suicide, stop by Sephora or something.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 06:50 PM (DiqH3)



Wait.....EOJ know about Sephora and what they sell?!



Please tell me your wife was standing over your shoulder and suggested that store to you.

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 03:06 PM (X6akg)

84 I'm not saying Ms. Fluke is flugly, but after I saw her, I closed my Twitter account

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 02, 2012 03:07 PM (6TB1Z)

85 Ironic that the Obama admin is screaming at Assad for killing his people but is silent when our troops are killed in Afghanistan

Posted by: William Amos at March 02, 2012 03:07 PM (Ahyv0)

86

Well hell yes we exacerbate the situation by playing all nicey nicey to these savages.  We should show absolutely no respect for a culture that thinks it's justified to kill people over a f'n book, that stone women if they get raped, or throw acid in the faces of women that somehow break some BS tribal taboo, that play judge, jury, and executioner if some poor sap is suspected of spying,  or hang people because they're gay.  For fuck's sake, what is there  to respect?

Isn't their some basic standard of human behavior that should apply to people the world over? 

Posted by: Marmo at March 02, 2012 03:08 PM (pcgW1)

87
Meanwhile, muzzies are using using KoRans for toilet paper.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 03:08 PM (VMcEw)

88 To what extent are we encouraging these little spells , by not nuking them from orbit, just to be sure?

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2012 03:08 PM (7L/e5)

89 Monkees don't behead people, or strap bombs to their kids. As far as I know.
Posted by: Dr Spank


You're right.  We don't.  Because we're the Monkees.  And we're just tryin' to be friendly.

Posted by: Davey Jones at March 02, 2012 03:09 PM (BbX1b)

90 ...over in Pakin-Stan.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 03:09 PM (VMcEw)

91 >>>>Wait.....EOJ know about Sephora and what they sell?! We like the war paint, but only on Saturday nights

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 02, 2012 03:10 PM (gNcY2)

92 I'm not saying Sandra Fluke is ugly, it's just that when all of the neighborhood cats try to bury her in her sleep she might consider a more aggressive beautification regimen.

Posted by: Fritz at March 02, 2012 03:11 PM (FDEjy)

93 alexthechick - SMOD 2012: "I'm still trying to figure out why it's considered ever so much more sophisticated to treat Muslims like they are two years olds who have had their binky taken away."

Exactly. Do they not know just how badly they're being insulted? Every other aggregation of people on the planet seem to be able to have some self control, but this particular reactionary hive is too emotionally stunted to avoid perverted, extroverted Tourettes sprinkled with homicide.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2012 03:11 PM (eHIJJ)

94

78 .
We are not going to let them be put on trial, either in Afghanistan or here. They might lose rank however, which I think is also wrong.

 

I thought after NATO agreed to trials, that they were going to let it happen. .....If not, then that's great. .....And I agree, they shouldn't lose rank or be punished in any way for this.

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:12 PM (UOOK1)

95 I still don't understand why we aren't providing the prisoners - who defiled the Korans in the first place - for "Islamic" trials and punishment? After all, even though it was unintentional, our people were doing what you're supposed to do with a desecrated Koran - burn it completely.

Posted by: Watcher at March 02, 2012 03:12 PM (NABxn)

96 The muslims have to get used to blasphemy.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 02, 2012 03:12 PM (ZPrif)

97

Please tell me your wife was standing over your shoulder and suggested that store to you.<<<

 

Half the time I sit down to my laptop, she has a page open to that store. 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 03:12 PM (DiqH3)

98 Come on guys, knock it off with the fluke stuff. I'm serious.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, 2010 Champion of the Slut-Town Cock-Rodeo at March 02, 2012 03:13 PM (nj1bB)

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 03:13 PM (VMcEw)

100 Honestly, I was just thinking today the military should go back to where they burned the korans, and burn three friggin truckloads of Bibles. I say this as a christian. The difference in response will be obvious to anyone who cares to watch; us christians will be like, "meh, hope they were NIVs". Might even set an example for those in the ME who haven't been completely brainwashed. Or maybe I'm just naiive. Worth a shot though, right?

Posted by: thirtyandseven at March 02, 2012 03:14 PM (HJRI7)

101 As I have been saying when this "rioting" first started. Piss on the Korans, video tape it, and when they gather in the streets lob in a dozen 120mm mortars.

They will get over their outrage,. And it is past timew for us to get out of this shit hole. OCrappy determined that we were not going to win long ago, time to leave.

Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 03:14 PM (YdQQY)

102 Cock: Knock, knock.

Sandra Fluke: Who's there?

Cock: Cock.

Sandra Fluke: Cum on in!

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 03:14 PM (BbX1b)

103 Ace- I think Limbaugh would agree with you.

Posted by: Valiant at March 02, 2012 03:15 PM (aFxlY)

104 So accidentally burning Korans is grounds for rioting, but the massive car bombings of innocent Muslims in marketplaces in Iraq is just the cost of doing business?

Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 03:15 PM (ykSKg)

105 "If someone's having a panic attack, the worst possible thing to do, as someone trying to help, is to play into it. To pay too much attention. To act very concerned." You have a point. I know of situations where people ad kids who over-react by crying or whatever. When taken to a mental health professional, school social worker, psychologist, the parents are told to not react, either with anger or with sympathizing. Sympathizing reinforces it They are told that the best reaction is to say something low key, such as, "Oh, that's a shame." and go about their business.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2012 03:15 PM (Npzzl)

106 If I remember correctly Geo W. Bush started this bend over backward shit with the angry mooselimbs, and it hasn't served us well at all. Having Preznit Training Pants apologizing for our every perceived slight has made all of this goofy shit the angry mooselimbs do 10 times worse. If the child acts out and throws tantrums, ignore them and they eventually figure out that what they are doing is stupid.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2012 03:15 PM (jucos)

107 What have we become?  The United States of Pussies?  Fuck them.  I subscribe to the "Rubble don't Make Trouble"  school of foreign policy.  Why the fuck are we nation building?  The purpose of the military is to break things and kill people, not build schools and roads.

 Beat the shit out of them so hard that it'll take years to recover.  Act up again?  Beatdown take 2

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 02, 2012 03:16 PM (AxHOT)

108 I'm not ugly!

You're just looking at my bad side!

Posted by: Skanka Bolt at March 02, 2012 03:16 PM (ykSKg)

109 If only they showed this much concern for the Catholic Church in America, huh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2012 03:16 PM (kqGWM)

110 Absolutely right Ace. When the President apologized for the situation, it only legitimized the offends in the eyes of the offended, and further justified response in their wrath addled hearts. Forgiveness and reconciliation aren't exactly seen in the same light over there..

Posted by: tranquil.night at March 02, 2012 03:17 PM (X/Gwo)

111 Anyone who thinks these are genuine insulted muzzies is a damn fool.  This whole thing is an orchestrated attack by the Taliban and our stupid Obama is playing along with it.

Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 03:17 PM (YdQQY)

112 Please stop. Last warning.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Amateur DNA Collector And No I'm Not A Fan of CSI at March 02, 2012 03:17 PM (nj1bB)

113 This is not about the Afghans or the koran. This is about bringing the military to heel.
Add in the attack on morale in repealing Don't Ask, the destruction of military healthcare and the picture becomes clear.

Posted by: Pecos at March 02, 2012 03:17 PM (2Gb0y)

114 And am I implying that these rioters are operating on the level of 5 year old cry babies? Why, yes I am. They're almost as childish as the blubbering women who are whining because the Catholic Church doesn't want to provide them with coverage for contraception and abortion pills.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2012 03:17 PM (Npzzl)

115 Too bad we're not at war with Islam, because they could really use a good ass kicking.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:18 PM (pOUA4)

116 Half the time I sit down to my laptop, she has a page open to that store.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 07:12 PM (DiqH3)



Phew.....image restored.

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2012 03:18 PM (X6akg)

117 "us christians will be like, 'meh, hope they were NIVs'".

Another drink lost to the LOLz in the comment thread. INFIDEL!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 03:18 PM (QTHTd)

118 Anyone who thinks these are genuine insulted muzzies is a damn fool. This whole thing is an orchestrated attack by the Taliban and our stupid Obama is playing along with it. Posted by: Vic at March 02, 2012 07:17 PM (YdQQY) Absolutelyfuckingtrue

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (CSwaT)

119 100 Honestly, I was just thinking today the military should go back to where they burned the korans, and burn three friggin truckloads of Bibles. I say this as a christian.

The difference in response will be obvious to anyone who cares to watch; us christians will be like, "meh, hope they were NIVs".

Might even set an example for those in the ME who haven't been completely brainwashed. Or maybe I'm just naiive. Worth a shot though, right?

Posted by: thirtyandseven at March 02, 2012 07:14 PM (HJRI7)


--Actually, according to my Catholic friends, burning is a proper way to dispose of a bible.  As with other sacred or blessed relics, the proper disposal is supposed to be returning to the elements, whether burning or observed burial or some similar means.

Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (ykSKg)

120 I've come to this conclusion. It is a part of the world that can never be fixed. You cannot force freedom upon a people. Therefore, it is time to leave. And if they rise up again and attack us again, we simply need to carpet bomb the entire country until the get message. And 30 years later, if after they've managed to pull themselves out of the rubble and yet again attack, we again blow them away. And if this continues on and on for another 200 years, so be it.

Posted by: Rich at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (ldOlo)

121

Anything an infidel does will piss off a muzzie. They are trained litterally from birth to despise anyone who's not one of them. And there is nothing in their so-called "religion" that teaches anyone how to become a better person: nothing about developing patience with your fellows, or kindness, or compassion or sympathy towards others.

 

Nothing.

 

Why we are even listening to a word they have to say is beyond me. They are savage sub-humans and deserve whatever fate befalls them. I know how that sounds, I really do, but I'm past the point of caring these days. If we don't stand up to them, we are in deep, deep trouble as a civilization. It's our job and our duty as Americans to point out what's wrong with islam, but for some strange reason, we can't or won't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (d0Tfm)

122

Sandra Fluke isn't a slut.  "Cock Enthusiast" would be more accurate.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 03:19 PM (DiqH3)

123 @112 Please stop. Last warning.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Amateur DNA Collector And No I'm Not A Fan of CSI \

Sandy, stop being such a pu$$y, it's just a joke.

Oh, wait..

Posted by: Say What? at March 02, 2012 03:20 PM (b7L99)

124 Stretch those comedy muscles, boy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (DiqH3)

125 Well, fuck me sideways!!


(Please?)

Posted by: Skanka Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (ykSKg)

126 We should rename one of our more ruthless Generals ( I nominate a Marine General) General Alexander the Great, give him what ever he needs, and just check back in 6 months.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (CSwaT)

127

"To what extent are we encouraging these little spells by playing along with them?"

 

To a large extent, Ace. A very large extent. ....It's called 'rewarding bad behavior'.

 

If we have learned anything, we have learned that they only respect strength. And weakness is viewed as an invitation to aggression. .....We should, as you suggested, just say "Get over it. We are infidels. Don't fuck with us. You will not like what happens next."

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (UOOK1)

128 Westerners just don't understand. The only thing that works in this part of the world is to pile up the heads of all the male inhabitants outside the city gates.
Fucking don't understand anything else. This is good for 30 years of peace. And lots of horny hotties.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (0TdUk)

129 "You cannot force freedom upon a people."

Freedom is the natural right granted us by our Creator.  The vast majority of people oppose it.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:21 PM (pOUA4)

130 What would the Romans have done?

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 02, 2012 03:22 PM (4sQwu)

131 Obama wants to reduce our nuclear arsenal some 90%. The Afghanimals are begging for a Flukeing. Time for a compromise?

Posted by: mugiwara at March 02, 2012 03:22 PM (KI/Ch)

132 WWRD?

Posted by: Say What? at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (b7L99)

133

Oh, BTW, I'm filling in with a band on bass tomorrow afternoon at a gig south of town. The name of the band is (drumroll please)...

 

The Infidels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 03:23 PM (d0Tfm)

134 Mmmmmfffff, mmmmffffff, mmmmmmFFFFFFFF!11!!11

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at the Georgetown University medical School semen donation desk at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (0TdUk)

135 Talk tough against those who will saw your head off. Crickets for the liars in the media, or Gov. who at most will call you a racist.

Posted by: nip at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (Ym0uQ)

136 Gotta agree.  Two year old temper tantrums?  You don't apologize for dog eating the lollipop and give the kid a new one and not expect another temper tantrum when a new insult occurs.  You let the kid burn himself out, and then tell him he won't get a new lollipop until he settles down and asks nicely.  But, well, kids can learn.  I dunno about blood thirsty barbarians.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (hHgxI)

137 Nice, BackwardsBoy. Thinking of covering this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP-ZUbSmkRM

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (QTHTd)

138 --Actually, according to my Catholic friends, burning is a proper way to dispose of a bible. As with other sacred or blessed relics, the proper disposal is supposed to be returning to the elements, whether burning or observed burial or some similar means. Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2012 07:19 PM (ykSKg) Fantastic, now I need to think up a whole new idea. See what you've done? Great work, Party Pooper.

Posted by: thirtyandseven at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (HJRI7)

139 What would the Romans have done? Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 02, 2012 07:22 PM (4sQwu) ============================== Kill Mohamhead and knock down all the mosks.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2012 03:24 PM (jucos)

140 Chances are the guys that did the burning didn't even know the contents of the bags. I was in USAF Comm back in the late 80's and burned a few bags of classified info as part of security. They give you a bunch of bags, say "Go burn this in the incinerator out back", then you just do it. I never even cared to look inside. It was just a dirty job given to the low ranks on duty.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at March 02, 2012 03:25 PM (uUtvO)

141 Will somebody get rid of all these damn phallic symbols?!?!?!??!??!?!

Posted by: My name is Fluka. I work on the second floor. Guess I think you've fucked me before. at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (ykSKg)

142 ""Westerners just don't understand. The only thing that works in this part of the world is to pile up the heads of all the male inhabitants outside the city gates.
Fucking don't understand anything else. This is good for 30 years of peace. And lots of horny hotties.""


A 1000 times this.


You want to beat a 1400 year old mentality??  Use 1400 year old tactics.

Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (FMbng)

143 I need these pills!

I also need someone to help me take them.  Hold my nose shut,  then toss the pill down my throat,  hold my mouth closed and rub my neck.  Then give me a biscuit.

Posted by: Sandra "This cooter never closes" Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (BbX1b)

144 How many Korans have been burned by Hellfire Missiles?

Posted by: Beto at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (lpWVn)

145 andra Fluke isn't a slut. "Cock Enthusiast" would be more accurate.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 02, 2012 07:19 PM (DiqH3) 

Connoisseur of the Cock

Expert of Erections

Slatherer of the Shaft

Lover of the Load

Pusher of the Prostate

It goes on...


Posted by: Ombudsman at March 02, 2012 03:26 PM (AxHOT)

146 Kill Mohamhead and knock down all the mosks. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 02, 2012 07:24 PM (jucos) NOt really. The Romans were pretty practical, they would have probably used the mosks for Stables or urinals

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (CSwaT)

147 We burnt that sh!% pile as a sacrifice to Mo..

Posted by: Say What? at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (b7L99)

148 OT (that's all I'm doing today apparently). Weather Channel confirmed 53 tornadoes today.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (Q0ayp)

149 Sadly, this sort of thing (the apology, etc.) did start with W (and others) going on and on about "Islam means peace" (c)...well, it doesn't. Period. It means - submit. And every time we pull this pansy-ass shit, we submit a little more... Man up or die.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (uYXYP)

150 @144: Not enough, apparently?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (Lpdzt)

151 Obviously, the proper response is for Jews, Christians, Hindus, et al to start killing Muslims anytime any single one of them does anything at all to offend us.

Based upon historical studies, that was an effective foreign policy in the 7th Century.  I think some child-raping warlord named "Mohammed" said it.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:27 PM (pOUA4)

152 "What would the Romans have done?"

Leave the baggage train and horses behind, send the troops sixty miles into the desert in the heat of the sun, and fall into an ambush.

Wait, whut?

Posted by: Heraclius at March 02, 2012 03:28 PM (QTHTd)

153

>>>I don't know if that would help, necessarily.

But our current policy also seems to not help, and is furthermore repellent.


Our current policy of holding our breath and hoping they don't kill us, then admitting we are wrong when they do is a definite loser. Respect *has* to be mutual. It doesn't seem like some Muslims *respect* our beliefs. Why should we give a F* what they think of what we do? Because they might kill us? That is the attitude of a conquered people.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 03:28 PM (0q2P7)

154 20 Please stop making "Sandra Fluke is a slut" jokes. They're out of line.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Slut-Mouthed Rent-a-Cooch From Whoreville at March 02, 2012 06:54 PM (nj1bB)

Didn't I see you on CSPAN?  http://tiny.cc/CSPAN-Fluke

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at March 02, 2012 03:29 PM (Fvey9)

155 ""The Romans were pretty practical, they would have probably used the mosks for Stables or urinals""



I'm starting to have a new found respect for my ancestors.

Posted by: Berserker at March 02, 2012 03:29 PM (FMbng)

156 You want to beat a 1400 year old mentality?? Use 1400 year old tactics.
Posted by: Berserker


We need to do something so horrible that even we at Ace of Spades would say,  "Shit.  That was...  fucking disturbing."

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 03:29 PM (BbX1b)

157 (I'm not kidding, this was Heraclius's genius strategy according to Sebeos, chapter 42. Apparently the overconfident moron thought he was still fighting the Persians.)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 03:30 PM (QTHTd)

158
Russian show trial of U-2 pilot Gary Powers - Bad

American show trial of 5 Qur'an burners - Good

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 02, 2012 03:30 PM (TkGkA)

159 Come on, guys.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, who wants you to know that 75 is NOT that many! at March 02, 2012 03:30 PM (9piWm)

160 New course offering at Georgetown Law:



Tort, Tart and Cock Law: An Offensive Study

Posted by: Sandra Puke at March 02, 2012 03:30 PM (ykSKg)

161 Just pull all troops out, wait 6 months then level the place with nukes.I'm not joking.

Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 03:31 PM (wPKc6)

162 Oh no....not the Normal O's.

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:31 PM (UOOK1)

163 Please stop making "Sandra Fluke is a slut" jokes. They're out of line.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Slut-Mouthed Rent-a-Cooch From Whoreville at March 02, 2012 06:54 PM (nj1bB)

Yikes  Try again   http://tiny.cc/CSPAN-Fluke

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at March 02, 2012 03:31 PM (Fvey9)

164 We need to do something so horrible that even we at Ace of Spades would say, "Shit. That was... fucking disturbing." Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:29 PM (BbX1b) ???? Maybe because I am such a disturbed bastard but nothing comes to mind that I would find disturbing?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:31 PM (CSwaT)

165 Just pull all troops out, wait 6 months then level the place with nukes.I'm not joking. Posted by: gride at March 02, 2012 07:31 PM (wPKc6) Second that

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (CSwaT)

166 http://tinyurl.com/72cg6j4

Banner art if you ask me.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (VMcEw)

167 Where is the Right's Tina Fey when we need her? Ya think SNL will do a send-up of all this?

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (4sQwu)

168 You guys have really crossed the line.

Posted by: Sondra Fluke, Who's V-Hole Looks Like A Municipal Pool on the 4th of July, Except With Sperm at March 02, 2012 03:32 PM (nj1bB)

169
We need to do something so horrible that even we at Ace of Spades would say, "Shit. That was... fucking disturbing."

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:29 PM (BbX1b)


I got it Dang, you hump Sandra Flake and claim victory.  Now that would be disturbing.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 02, 2012 03:33 PM (TkGkA)

170 "We need to do something so horrible that even we at Ace of Spades would say, "Shit. That was... fucking disturbing."
Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:29 PM (BbX1b"

Try me.

Posted by: we at Ace of Spades at March 02, 2012 03:33 PM (pOUA4)

171 Oh as an aside, one of the corpsmen in my Medical Unit has left Afghanistan after her SECOND deployment and should be safe and sound as we speak in transit somewhere on her way back

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:34 PM (CSwaT)

172

164...???? Maybe because I am such a disturbed bastard but nothing comes to mind that I would find disturbing?

 

Pig bombs? .....Hmm, from what altitude would a hog explode upon impact...

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:34 PM (UOOK1)

173 My cunt is a hippodrome.




Any charioteers among you?

Posted by: Skankra Puke at March 02, 2012 03:34 PM (ykSKg)

174 How were these burning korans discovered and raaage started?  I heard that some local workers found them being burned and dragged them out to show around.  Could it have been a set up?  First thing I'd do is ban local workers from the garbage collection and incinerator for military garbage.  Second thing?  No korans anywhere on base except in designated holy handling areas under video surveillance.  You want to read one, go there.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 02, 2012 03:34 PM (hHgxI)

175 Layable On Demand

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (nzrDg)

176 Im not saying Sandra Fluke is a slut, but she knows exactly how many cocks can fit in her mouth at once... and it's more than two.

Posted by: caunotaucarius at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (SHvfC)

177 "We need to do something so horrible that even we at Ace of Spades would say, "Shit. That was... fucking disturbing."Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:29 PM (BbX1b"

Try me.
Posted by: we at Ace of Spades


Sandra Fluke rapes every man and goat in the village.  Then nuke them from orbit.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (BbX1b)

178

BTH, I doubt it. It's a classic rock band, pre-80's. The lead guy is a conservative. I had to break the news of AB's passing to him last night.

 

I got the gig thanks to the criminal justice system: their regular bass player got busted for a second DUI while on a suspended license from the first one. He obviously got the Bail Nazi for a judge: No bail for you!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (d0Tfm)

179 Pig bombs? .....Hmm, from what altitude would a hog explode upon impact... Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 07:34 PM (UOOK1) As much as I would love to humiliate the muslims with an exploding pig, why waste good bacon?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (CSwaT)

180 You could put any old shit in a book, tell a group of libs it's a Koran, and watch them worship it. (Some would say this is the current situation)

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (FcR7P)

181

The soldiers who burned the Koran did something very evil, vicious and wrong... ...if they are Muslims.

.

If they aren't Muslims, it's just another book.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 02, 2012 03:35 PM (Usk3+)

182 Maybe because I am such a disturbed bastard but nothing comes to mind that I would find disturbing?


No it's because you aren't disturbed enough. I've got ideas....good ideas...that I would cringe to even write down. I'm a huge fan of horror. Lotso good source material.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (0q2P7)

183 I'm starting to think these "peaceful" Muslims are not so interested in peace.

Scratch that.  Let's get back to debating taxpayer-funded sex workers.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (pOUA4)

184 Afghan employees identified the books as Korans just as the pages caught fire,


Damned convenient of you to mention that now, achmed.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (1ZF7c)

185 Funniest blog on the intersphere.

Posted by: fb at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (wQ1iq)

186
Hey conservatives, I'm not a slut, but I've taken it up the squeaker a few times and that's not sex. 

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (TkGkA)

187 C'mon, guys.  You have no idea how difficult it is for a women in this country to locate affordable, reliable birth control whilst every orifice is jammed full of cock.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke: Cock aficionado at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (MmrSI)

188 To anyone who's not familiar with Sultan Knish (SultanKnish.blogspot.com). He posted some thoughts on how we've gone from defending ourselves against crazed Muslims to defending Muslims from themselves.. Nice article... http://tinyurl.com/6oj3hfe Also some thoughts on todays Maoists, er ahhhh Concerned "green" sustainable folks (who have Prince Charles among their ranks) who are reframing the debate about their unforeseen murder of 8,000 UK pensioners who can not afford to heat their homes. I suppose the next remake of Dr. Seuss (after the recent Lorax) will be about how you can't make a green omlette without breaking a few green eggs (and forget the ham because it would offend Islam and breed animals that fart poisonous CO2). Bring on the DOOM... http://tinyurl.com/794j75f

Posted by: Looking for sanity at March 02, 2012 03:36 PM (OL96w)

189 That does it, I'm withholding sex until this becomes more civil in here.

Posted by: Sandra "I told you that many at once was possible!" Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:37 PM (HJRI7)

190 Is there a cure-all for both shitting *and* coughing up spooge?

Posted by: Sandra Phlook at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (ykSKg)

191 "Sandra Fluke rapes every man and goat in the village. Then nuke them from orbit.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:35 PM (BbX1b)"


Jesus, can't those goats catch a break?!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (pOUA4)

192 All I can say is every time we kow-tow to their violence and protests, they must be thinking, "what a bunch of dhimmi pussies".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Smelly Pirate Hooker from Whore Island at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (9eDbm)

193

179.....why waste good bacon?

 

That...would be the 'disturbing' part.

Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (UOOK1)

194 Our guys burnt a book written is a language they don't know. it is just trash at that point

Posted by: jake at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (VDbQY)

195

"You cannot force freedom upon a people."
.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: George Washington at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (Usk3+)

196 189 That's okay, I have a catcher's mitt I can masturbate with to get the "Fluke Experience."

Posted by: fb at March 02, 2012 03:38 PM (wQ1iq)

197 Sandra Fluke rapes every man Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 07:35 PM (BbX1b) How long you think it would take 'em to notice they're being raped?

Posted by: tas at March 02, 2012 03:39 PM (HJRI7)

198 why waste good bacon? That...would be the 'disturbing' part. Posted by: wheatie at March 02, 2012 07:38 PM (UOOK1) I like the way you think

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:39 PM (CSwaT)

199 To paraphrase General James Mattis, USMC: "We came to help free your people from the tyrants who wish to harm them. Don't fuck with us or we will fry every last motherfucker that looks at us funny."

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 02, 2012 03:39 PM (6H6FZ)

200 "You cannot force freedom upon a people." Dead people don't seem to care

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 02, 2012 03:40 PM (CSwaT)

201 How come every time I leave class a bunch of guys in HAZMAT suits rush in and pick up my desk and chair?

Posted by: Sandra Phluke at March 02, 2012 03:40 PM (ykSKg)

202 Lets see we are broke we live on a planet filled with guys who riot when a book is burned and we have dog and poney shows about law students who want someone else to pay for their birth control... nothing to see here folkes, move along.

Posted by: jake at March 02, 2012 03:41 PM (VDbQY)

203 "You cannot force freedom upon a people."

Free them from this mortal coil.  Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2012 03:41 PM (BbX1b)

204

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 02, 2012 07:35 PM (d0Tfm)

.

Another bass playing moron? Pleased to meetcha...

.

Warming up my '67 Ampeg B-15 as we speak. You know how the tubey goodness just gets better they longer the little baby is on.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at March 02, 2012 03:41 PM (Usk3+)

205

1To what extent are we encouraging these little spells by playing along with them?

A whole fucking lot, but to even comprehend such a question, one has to be capable of thinking like an adult American instead of a liberal ever-child.  So don't count on an answer from Prince Barry Yerhedup.

Posted by: sherlock at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (8ra42)

206 Let me be perfectly clear:


I am not a slut.

Posted by: Sandra Milhouse Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (ykSKg)

207
http://tinyurl.com/77bhls7

I could use a shave.

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (VMcEw)

208 Has anyone considered the option of releasing feral pigs in the Middle East.  They're mean, territorial, and breed... like pigs!

Besides, once you eat fatback, you never go back!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (pOUA4)

209

Personaly? If I was President?

 

I'd pull all patrols back in the wires... go on high Alert, and start burning a F'n Koran in the Whitehouse BBQ Pit, on National TV... EVERYDAY...

 

Saying, "This is America... this is what we do... don't like it? Too F'n Bad... get civilized."

 

Let em riot and kill each other to their hearts content.... just keep our Men in the bases, on Alert, with orders to shoot to kill anyone coming anywhere near them.... oh... and EXPEL all the Afgan forces from inside the Wire... they are part of the problem.

 

Be Americans... don't cower!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 03:42 PM (lZBBB)

210 we live on a planet filled with guys who riot when a book is burned Don't forget cartoons. And the theft of "Sandra", the community goat.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2012 03:43 PM (FcR7P)

211

"Just pull all troops out...."
.

Plenty of room at my place!

Posted by: Ms. Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:43 PM (Usk3+)

212 Why do my friends keep asking me if I had Krispy Kreme for breakfast?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 02, 2012 03:45 PM (ykSKg)

213 My Koran is burning right now!


Yeeowch!!!

Posted by: Sandrah Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:47 PM (ykSKg)

214 Useful true fact: rats will avoid a building that Sandra Fluke has marked.

Posted by: sherlock at March 02, 2012 03:49 PM (8ra42)

215 Muslims welcome too!

Posted by: Ima Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:50 PM (Usk3+)

216 I honestly believe that had we nuked the entire Middle East from orbit after 9/11, no other country would've blinked an eye.  Nor dared to.

But Mr. Compassionate Conservative fucked that up.  And now Barry McButterPants is busy doing the Muslims' job for them.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 02, 2012 03:51 PM (pOUA4)

217 Barky is intentionally fanning the flames.  Unlike the idiot Westerners, Barky is a real third worlder and he understands these primitives.  He knows that the only reason they are rioting is because he is apologizing and making all the pussies under him apologize, too.  For some reason, Westerners can't wrap their brains around this even though we've been watching these same reactions for a very, very long time.  But, Barky knows how the world really works around good ol' Pah-kee-stahn`, with the Tah`-lee-bonn.  He's fanning these flames and laughing his head off.  No shit.  It's not often that he understands what he's doing.

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 03:51 PM (X3lox)

218

Dear Lord... grant these, my descendents, the courage to face their enemies... and the intestinal fortitude to do what must be done, and act like the Men and Warriors they should be...

 

Or let me go back and kick them in the Ass...

Posted by: George Patton, ArchAngel at March 02, 2012 03:54 PM (lZBBB)

219 With respect to our POTUS green initiatives and Islam Uber Aalles politics, I suggest the following: Direct Fiskar Automotive to make a new green car powered by burning korans. Throw korans into tanks of water as a substrate for algae growth Officially incorporate the term "the Ripley-Hicks strategy" (Nuke 'em from orbit ala "Alien") into our military discussions in honor of how much Hollywood ( And James Cameron) just love the USA PS - I really like this place Ace. I think I've found a new home. All of you "morons" are pretty cool folks

Posted by: Some new guy that you don't know at March 02, 2012 03:54 PM (SgVUM)

220

The President called me!

(I think he's coming over)

Posted by: Ima Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:54 PM (Usk3+)

221 Even better, he's bringing Bill!!!

Posted by: Ima Fluke at March 02, 2012 03:54 PM (Usk3+)

222 Twenty Grand! I'll give ya $20,000 to buy a Volt. Whatdayasay America?

Posted by: Crazy Barry's General Car Shop at March 02, 2012 03:57 PM (Usk3+)

223 221 Even better, he's bringing Bill!!!

Posted by: Ima Fluke at March 02, 2012 07:54 PM (Usk3+)


Wear the blue dress

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 02, 2012 03:57 PM (pOUA4)

224

Apparently there are provisions in Islam requiring that Korans be "interred" in designated storage sites in the event that they are damaged, worn out, etc. Not that these strictures are consistently observed by all Muslims everywhere, but the principle is there and the practice is a real-world one.

This "interment" pretty much replicates what Orthodox Judaism requires. Damaged or worn-out Torah scrolls (or Torah scrolls where a significant scribal mistake has been discovered) have the Jewish legal status of an actual deceased Jewish person, and so they must receive something amounting to a "proper burial." (Not just Torah scrolls, but also any Hebrew-printed Biblical/Talmudic/Legal/Liturgical book or similar publication -- all are deemed as requiring "interment" in the event of damage, desecration, etc.)  So Jewish communities have what are basically "crypts" set aside for Holy Writings -- usually these sites are simple spare rooms, attics, or what have you at synagogues.  The specific term for such a "crypt" is (in Hebrew) "Geniza" (sounds almost like "geezer").  An especially old Geniza stumbled across in Cairo many decades ago, for example, turned out to be the "last resting place" of ancient versions of a number of Jewish scriptural resources that have been of huge importance in validating what the near-original format and content was of canonical works.

So as I say, the Muslims saw fit to ape this Jewish ordinance and practice -- and I've seen reports/remarks out there that the problematic Korans in this case ought to have been placed in the Islamic equivalent to a Geniza or crypt as opposed to burning them.

(Jews are definitely not supposed to burn Holy Writings, nor to allow non-Jews to burn them, even if the scrolls/volumes in question are quite damaged.)

Having said all the above, the issue comes down to this:  if US/NATO troops did indeed determine that a representative sample of the Korans were being inscribed with various Taliban/Haqqani messages (no matter how pedestrian the content), should they still have gone ahead and burned the volumes?  I say definitely yes.

But the PR should have been handled with much greater skill and vigor. We should have said explicitly that:

a) we recognize what the in-principle Muslim practice is (i.e., the "interment" of damaged/defaced Korans) -- but

b) enemy cynicism and intended entrapment leave/left us no choice but to burn these particular Korans -- it is not our SOP with just any Korans.

and

c) Simply "interring" the dangerous Korans in an Islamically "appropriate" site might still have risked the surreptitious entry into that site in order to access, view, copy, and disseminate the messages that we found intolerably dangerous.

The only obstacle preventing the US for adopting and advocating for the above is the fact that the CinC has made the US forces afraid of their own shadows in this kind of domain.  The sensible thing to do, then, is remove this obstacle.

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 03:58 PM (ha+6S)

225 Sandra Fluke's nic name is Doctor Who because she has a box that looks normal on the outside, but it's fucking enormous once you get into it.

Posted by: caunotaucarius at March 02, 2012 04:01 PM (SHvfC)

226 I need my Korantraceptive, whether you want to pay for it or not.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke Ali Kat at March 02, 2012 04:01 PM (nzrDg)

227 Our personnel should be reprimanded when they break OUR rules and regs... NOT to satisfy some need of the enemy or to achieve some purely political goal. If there was a rule broken, ok. But I have the impression that is not the case here.

Posted by: Y-not has not read the comments at March 02, 2012 04:02 PM (YI8V1)

228 Can't we just withdraw our own to a safe distance, and blow these islamic rage-boy butt-fuckers up?

Turn Afghanistan into SheetOfGlassistan?

Please?

Maybe Pokeeestan and CrazyIranistan would take the hint.

Posted by: fedUp at March 02, 2012 04:03 PM (NBu8r)

229 I'm not a soldier, but it seems to me burning these Koran is a protocol violation, not some criminal act. In other words, they disobeyed orders, but not at a major level. Its like dumping your food outside the door instead of in the trash - yeah, you're going to get chewed out and have to do some menial crap as punishment but its nothing that requires a trial or any criminal proceedings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 02, 2012 04:10 PM (r4wIV)

230 The Cairo Geniza was awesome. It had the original Hebrew for Ben Sira, and also the Damascus Document subsequently found again at the Dead Sea Scrolls. I think it had some apocalyptic texts from around the mid 600s AD too.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 04:11 PM (QTHTd)

231

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 07:58 PM (ha+6S)

 

The problem is that there is nothing in the US Legal Code, or UCMJ, that prohibits the burning of books of any type.

 

And we, as Americans, are bound by OUR Laws and Regulations... your dissertation on Jewish Law, while interesting, really has nothing to do with the issue.

 

But then, this Administration has been doing all it can to destroy the idea that we are a Nation of Laws... ie a Republic... and the Rights its people have.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 04:12 PM (lZBBB)

232 Silly Ace, Reason is for grown-ups and I dont see any in that room your talking about where you can reason with them and they listen and understand. But nice sentiment anyway. You should think about becoming a Candy-Striper. Or maybe a Candy-Stripper??

Posted by: Rich K at March 02, 2012 04:15 PM (X4l3T)

233 >>Apparently there are provisions in Islam requiring that Korans be "interred" in designated storage sites in the event that they are damaged, worn out, etc. Not that these strictures are consistently observed by all Muslims everywhere, but the principle is there and the practice is a real-world one.

I hate to keep beating this dead horse but over in the friend country of Pakistan Korans are being pulled out of a sewage latrine.

http://tinyurl.com/7ovjgq7

There is a double standard here and it needs to be settled, preferably with nucs.


Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 04:17 PM (VMcEw)

234

The Koran mobs are the Muslim equivalent of OWS protesters. 

 

People with no purpose in life making themselves seem relevant.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 02, 2012 04:19 PM (bMLFV)

235 I hate to keep beating this dead horse but over in the friend country of Pakistan Korans are being pulled out of a sewage latrine.

http://tinyurl.com/7ovjgq7

Posted by: sTevo at March 02, 2012 08:17 PM (VMcEw)

Sewage is honored in Pakistan.  They love to let their left hands lie in it for hours.  Then they touch the korans with those hands - even though they wouldn't shake a left hand.  Yeah ...

There's a reason their religion is "submission" and not "respect".

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 04:23 PM (X3lox)

236

"Isn't it dangerous to feed the delusions of the deluded? Isn't the right course of action to insist on a more grounded view of reality?"

 

Yes, and yes, if all you are dealing with is deluded people.  The problem comes when you are dealing with people who are so certifiably insane that they honestly believe that if you insult their "god" or a book that contains what they think to be Holy Writ, and they get killed trying to kill you for it, they're guaranteed to go to heaven where they'll get to fuck everything that moves and get drunk for eternity. 

 

Then, the answer is to build a dome over their countries and slowly reduce the atmospheric pressure inside to vacuum. 

 

Or nuke the countries from orbit, just to make sure.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2012 04:26 PM (wMsKw)

237 Now every soldier who has to do *anything* in Afghanistan, and I mean anything, is going to insist on consulting the JAG office first.  Might as well get them out now.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2012 04:35 PM (dZ756)

238

Romeo13

What I've written has entirely to do with the issue.  Of course our troops should be following our field regulations, and if they call for burning Korans found to contain Taliban/Haqqani scribblings, absolutely burn away.  Even if the Taliban/Haqqani scribblings were made in Jewish volumes, again, as a matter of US field SOP with the aim of protecting troops' lives, burn the Jewish texts too.

But tell the world forcefully and proactively the *why* and *wherefore* (i.e., such Taliban/Haqqani scribblings constitute clear and present endangerment to our troops, ergo SOP is burn the texts) -- don't just walk into a trap.

On US soil, my Jewish law "dissertation" is wholly relevant and not merely interesting if a Jewish scriptural text gets burnt deliberately by a non-military person in a non-military location in a manner intended for public exposure of the burning.  (I.e., you can burn a Torah scroll in the privacy of your home or in the setting of a voluntary private association/grouping [assuming you don't upload video of it on the Internet] -- but otherwise forget it.)  US laws cover that kind of public burning as a potential hate crime and the FBI rightly keeps stats on things like that.  

(And asshat judicial rulings to the contrary, I would classify burning the US flag as a crime comparable to a religious/ethnically-targeted hate crime -- I disagree with flag-burning as 1st-Amendment-protected "free speech".  Same with burning religious texts be they Jewish or whatever.)

Prick.

 

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 04:43 PM (ha+6S)

239 And asshat judicial rulings to the contrary, I would classify burning the US flag as a crime comparable to a religious/ethnically-targeted hate crime -- I disagree with flag-burning as 1st-Amendment-protected "free speech".

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 08:43 PM (ha+6S)




A US flag actually carries very important legal meaning in American law, unlike any religious texts or political manifestos like the koran.


Hate crime laws are some of the most insidious and dangerous laws ever devised.  They are totally insane.

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 04:48 PM (X3lox)

240 "I would classify burning the US flag as a crime comparable to a religious/ethnically-targeted hate crime"

I classify that as exactly equivalent to flying a Confederate flag; which is to say, it's a statement that you want the Constitution abolished and replaced. Or at least it's a statement that you want a flag minus a few stars, and maybe also stripes depending on which state you're from.

Of course it's protected speech. If it weren't, then maybe we should ban a few anti-federalist papers from the 1700s while we're at it.

Lastly, while his "dissertation" comment was unfortunate, I'm not sure he's earned the name-calling.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 04:54 PM (QTHTd)

241 Please also remind the Marines they cannot pee facing Mecca. Which makes me want to pee facing Mecca and makes it difficult without the right direction of the wind for a blushing old supermodel.

I may have to somehow get the coordinates of the three toilets in my house and see which one faces the correct direction.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 02, 2012 04:56 PM (baL2B)

242 @237. This is business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Morseus at March 02, 2012 04:58 PM (WHiI/)

243

re239 really...

Your assessment of hate crime laws seems totally contingent.

For instance, Al Sharpton probably should have been prosecuted under hate crime laws for instigating the 1991 Crown Heights anti-Jewish rioting (i.e., pogrom).  Would you bar such prosecution because on principle you deem the applicable law(s) "insidious and dangerous," or would a contigent case targeting an Al Sharpton be OK by you?

Stay away from blanket condemnation of hate crime laws unless you're prepared to offer some really compelling empirical specifics connected to the adjectives you fling around.  Otherwise you and Romeo13 just read like bullies.

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 05:01 PM (ha+6S)

244 To what extent have we played into and exacerbated this absurd Muslim psychopathy over the Koran?

I think they exacerbate their own psychopathy just fine without any help.

Very, very soon, it's going to be "civilization" versus "Islam" to determine how the world will be run.

I hope we will have the insight to recognize the problem and the courage to deal with it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2012 05:03 PM (i0App)

245 bullies, lolwut?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 02, 2012 05:05 PM (QTHTd)

246 Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 09:01 PM (ha+6S)


"Incitement" and "conspiracy" are far different from "offense".  Al Sharpton incited people to kill, with specific directions.  It's still a questionable call (I don't know all the specifics, anyway) but the direction and connection of culpability would be perfectly clear.  It would not just be a case of someone being offended by Al's idiocy. 


Hate crime laws and hate crime enhancements don't address this side, at all.  They just address the side of "offense", which is ridiculous and dangerous in the construction of our law.

I stand by my blanket statement about Hate Crime Laws (and enhancements, which are the weakest part).

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 05:07 PM (X3lox)

247 Just a side note: If all of the service people involved haven't already been quietly removed from that country, then I truly think our military command has become totally inept.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2012 05:08 PM (j+Izh)

248

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 08:43 PM (ha+6S)

 

Wow... funny, but under US code burning a book IS protected speech, just like burning a flag is.  It is NOT a hate crime... and if the FBI is keeping track of them, as they ARE protected Free Speech, they are wasting their time.

 

But hey... I'm just a Prick... what the heck does my opinion matter.... especially as one of those pricks who spent his young adulthood defending these exact same Rights...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 05:10 PM (lZBBB)

249  Otherwise you and Romeo13 just read like bullies.

 

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 09:01 PM (ha+6S)

 

Wow.... I'm a bully for standing up for Free Speech??? How... interesting...

 

A bully is someone who DEFENDS the actions of soldiers who burn some Paper????

 

I think we must use different dictionaries...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 05:12 PM (lZBBB)

250 This whole thing deserves the Breitbart (tm) approach. When they whine about the destruction of Koran's, Quran's, whatever'ans, we say "So?" Then point out that they MURDER PEOPLE over the destruction of some paper with ink on it. Frickin hypocrites.

Posted by: Cheesecakecrush at March 02, 2012 05:12 PM (V/gLb)

251 Jeebus.  Our boy is over there fighting right now.

I'm tired of Commander Fuckwit treating our guys like his own little G.I. Joes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM48)

252 "To what extent are we encouraging these little spells by playing along with them?


In the 20s an imam from the UK saw a political cartoon in a paper with Mohammed portrayed on it. It was just a depiction--nothing sarcastic. He tried to foment riots in London but there weren't enough radicals there, so he went to India and started the standard riot that result in deaths, etc.

The newspaper and the government refused to apologize or change their policy. The "spontaneous" riots stopped immediately.

Posted by: PJ at March 02, 2012 05:17 PM (DQHjw)

253

Posted by: PJ at March 02, 2012 09:17 PM (DQHjw)

 

IMO the US Government is sending a very dangerous messege... to both foreigners and our own populace...

 

They will bow to the threat of violence, and change behaviour... they support the violent overthrow of Governments in Libya, Egypt, and Syria... but when Millions of TEA party folks Protest Peacefully??? nothing... no change....

 

Very... very... dangerous....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2012 05:21 PM (lZBBB)

254 Any body know if there are particular rules pertaining to Christian or Jewish religious ceremonies among American forces in Afghanistan? None of the troops I know who went over were particularly observant and they never mentioned. I know the military did restrict some chaplains from wearing religious insignia in some Islamic countries. (Saudi Arabia IIRC)

I do know that the US military burned a large number of English language bibles that were sent to Afghanistan by a Christian organization here in the states. They were intended for US and coalition troops who requested them. After some one got a wild hair across their ass about it they rounded them up (including taking those back that had been distributed) and burned them.

Posted by: Have Blue at March 02, 2012 05:24 PM (IKTC8)

255 247 Just a side note: If all of the service people involved haven't already been quietly removed from that country, then I truly think our military command has become totally inept.

Posted by: bergerbilder at March 02, 2012 09:08 PM (j+Izh)




The five soldiers who were following orders to burn the fucking books, have been sent home for their safety.  Now the UN wants them to stand trial in Afghanistan and be punished.


You just know Barry would love nothing better, if he could get away with it.  He hates the military, and trust me, they know it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 05:25 PM (UOM48)

256 It's been suggested that we cover our vehicles over there with korans.  And our troops should wear a few on their uniforms.

Since the fucking koran is "holy" and all.

Screw the muzzies and their Satanic Death Cult.  Rapers of boys and goats.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 05:27 PM (UOM48)

257

re 240 Boulder Toilet Hobo

Here's another "Jewish law (or rather law and lore) dissertation," relevant to your anti-Federalist papers comment.

As you likely know, In Jewish scriptural tradition, the "Old Testament" consists of the 5 Books of Moses, the books of the Prophets, and additional "Writings" such as Psalms.  The total number of "books" under the "Old Testament" umbrella is 24.

The inclusion and exclusion of books that led to the 24 we have as canonically accepted was based on a deliberative process by a Second-Temple-era grouping of Prophets and Sages referred to as The Men of the Great Assembly.  What they declared as canonized -- and therefore as a binding source of textual reference for future Jewish legal deliberations -- is therefore clearly established and known, and similarly there is a variety of texts that never "made it into" canonically-included status but whose contents are just as ancient and known as the 24.  In other words, there are Jewish "apocrypha."  Jews are free to pore over them all they want, without fear of being deemed heretical or whatever -- they just can't make Jewish religious-legal rulings from them.

(That said, the apocrypha typically have the Hebrew name for God written all throughout, so burning them is still a no-no.)

Hopefully the parallel with tracts such as the Anti-Federalist is clear.

Here's another aspect to ponder:  One of the kings of France in the mid-1200's ordered the massive bonfire-burning of the Talmud in central Paris.  Pure supersecessionary triumphalism and intimidation.  And just one instance of such kind of Jewish text-torching throughout the course of history.

George Washington's speech to the Jewish congregation of Newport RI may not have referenced any specific such intimidation and persecutory acts, but Washington certainly spoke about the general nature of what Jews had endured, and what they could expect to be free from on American soil.  This in a speech delivered after the Constitution's ratification.

Apparently, so much for that as far as the likes of Romeo13 and really... are concerned.  What they seem to be insinuating is like a variant on the kind of stuff Media Matters and the Center for American Progress have been spouting about "Israel-firsters" in the US Jewish community -- call this insinuation "Jew-firsterism."

It warrants calling the insinuator a prick -- at a minimum.

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 05:32 PM (ha+6S)

258 Our kid e-mailed after his first convoy (and combat experience):

"Well, I watched a villager kill four chickens, and two guys come out of their mud huts, take shits next to their houses, and wipe their asses with their left hands.

I'm done with people watching."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 05:36 PM (UOM48)

259 The way I see it, we were helping rid the world of desecrated Korans by burning them.  Oh, the Islamokazis don't see hidden plans of violence as desecration?  I have a three-ingredient solution for that:  plutonium, tritum, and cobalt for extended effect.

Posted by: steveegg at March 02, 2012 05:39 PM (o44nj)

260

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 09:32 PM (ha+6S)



Very interesting (sans the strikethrough).  I liked your other comment, too - though I disagreed on the hate-crime part.

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 05:42 PM (X3lox)

261

re249 Romeo13

Standing up for free speech?

Good.

Dismissing the serious Constitutional violation of intimidating an American in their free practice of their religion?

Bad.

Unloading on someone who points out the above violation's seriousness?

Bullying.

 

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 05:44 PM (ha+6S)

262

As our host continues to demonstrate an unreasonable amount of clarity, for a Friday evening/night, I shall be forced to borrow a phrase from another time. Right On! We should never respect a religion, by itself. It is way too hard, for the ordinary guy, to hug that high-minded vapor. On the other hand I might be inclined, if their deeds on this plane of existence warrant it, to respect the practitioners of a religion and avoid hurting their feelings out of meanness. These boys though, these Islamic freaks, have piled way too many corpses onto the fires to make me feel bad about the burning of a few books that they hold to be important or sacred.

Posted by: And Irresolute at March 02, 2012 05:46 PM (RC3M9)

263 Didn't the Army burn Bibles a few years back? I don't remember any Americans rioting or Generals apologizing.

Posted by: JellyToast at March 02, 2012 05:47 PM (xSMyN)

264 Well ... I liked it up to this part:

Apparently, so much for that as far as the likes of Romeo13 and really... are concerned. What they seem to be insinuating is like a variant on the kind of stuff Media Matters and the Center for American Progress have been spouting about "Israel-firsters" in the US Jewish community -- call this insinuation "Jew-firsterism."
It warrants calling the insinuator a prick -- at a minimum.


I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, here.  Neither I nor Romeo said anything like what you are alleging.  Romeo's points that American law is all that matters and that our rules are all that our military should be held accountable to are trivially true.  That's the whole point of sovereignty and citizenship. 

As to you making something odd like this out of my point that hate crime laws are insidious and dangerous is ... weird.  I don't know where you think you're going with that.  The example you tried to cite fell far short and I explained the exact problem to you.  How you then come up with this ... I don't know.

Posted by: really ... at March 02, 2012 05:47 PM (X3lox)

265

"Do you have a Condem?"

"No, but I got a board across my ass so I don't fall in Sandy"

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 02, 2012 05:47 PM (ZB3N6)

266

Burning Coptic Christians in their Churchs=OK

Burning a Pre-Desicrated Corant=Bad?

And Border Agent Terrys' parents await an apology still? WTF

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 02, 2012 05:53 PM (ZB3N6)

267 Why don't we just act the way we feel about a BOOK being burned?........
 Like we don't give a Fluke..
Then if that's not good enough and violence erupts in the streets...water cannons and rubber bullets come to mind....

Posted by: Knightbrigade at March 02, 2012 05:58 PM (Fj9J/)

268  Jeebus. Our boy is over there fighting right now.

I'm tired of Commander Fuckwit treating our guys like his own little G.I. Joes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2012 09:14 PM

I was the 3rd generation to serve. I will NOT let my sons enlist untill this bullshit is stopped.

Bend over all you want for yourself barry, but not for us, or our ppl in uniform!

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 02, 2012 05:59 PM (ZB3N6)

269

And since he has so much practice lying to us, why couldn't he just lie to them?

"We uhm, were, ahg,  burning bibles, uhmkay".

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 02, 2012 06:01 PM (ZB3N6)

270 256 It's been suggested that we cover our vehicles over there with korans. And our troops should wear a few on their uniforms.

Since the fucking koran is "holy" and all.

Screw the muzzies and their Satanic Death Cult. Rapers of boys and goats.

Ugh.


This x1000

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2012 06:14 PM (i0App)

271 Sandy Fluke? Yeah, I hit it

Posted by: Will Folks at March 02, 2012 06:18 PM (+kznc)

272

re264 really...

Romeo13's arguments as I understood them included the contention that US law (I'm leaving out the UCMJ) allows burning religious texts, and linked that to the rules our troops should be following.

That our troops should be following our rules is, indeed yes of course, "trivially true" -- I am in total agreement with both of you there.

But the rules our troops follow don't trace backward into any legality afforded to US civilians on US soil in the burning of religious texts. 

Romeo13 said "The problem is that there is there is nothing in the US legal code, or UCMJ, that prohibits the burning of books of any type."

To say so is surely complete fantasy -- that's why I invoked the hate-crime law issue.  When a Jew who as a matter of religious obligation cares about the physical treatment of Jewish holy texts is made aware (in a proverbial public-square setting) that someone has burned one of these texts, strong potential is there that the burner has committed a hate crime.  

Once we got into the territory of discussing hate-crime laws, you classified them as insidious and dangerous. I think I understand your objection(s) particularly pertaining to the "offense" aspect, but are you really going to say that there's no tripwire?  No group's historical experience with repeated instances of behaviors expressly intended to both intimidate *and* incite (i.e., book burnings can incite mobs to commit other more grievous forms of harm) points to the way to gauge when free-speech protections no longer apply given that they have been used as bad-faith cover for free-exercise-of-religion intimidation/persecution?

Anyway -- again, I'm saying we're all 3 of us (you, Romeo13, and I) in total agreement that US troops follow US rules -- the justification for this is our sovereignty, which again I totally agree with.

But it's a strongly misleading thing to *also* say that the justification for US troops following US rules traces back to US code for what US citizens can do.  No -- US troops follow US rules strictly for reasons of state (i.e., our sovereignty), period.  An appended argument that "US citizenship is grounded in such freedoms as Free Speech which includes being protected under Free-Speech doctrine/1st-Amendment rights" (and here you can include book-burning, singing Bach cantatas, or anything, it doesn't matter) is irrelevant (again, the only consideration about US-troops-follow-US-rules is the sovereignty/reasons-of-state one).

Posted by: RamonAllones at March 02, 2012 06:42 PM (ha+6S)

273 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2012 07:57 PM (7W3wI)

274
http://tinyurl.com/7522utn

all 1's

Inciting violence while burning religious texts. Has a ring to it.

The way I see the whole destroying ancient Jewish text prohibition goes like this: Back in the day before printing presses, texts where scribed by hand using mathematical schemes to ensure accuracy. The texts took months to complete, being produced one at a time. These ancient texts contained the inspired word of God and the sum total of his communication to mankind.

Within the message, to the faithful, is the message of salvation and the answer to eternal salvation.

Move forward several thousand years. The ancient prohibitions, honorable to maintain, don't carry the same weight. The printing press has rendered the 'law' somewhat obsolete.

Is it right to use the holy word as toilet paper? Is it right to kill someone for using the holy word as toilet paper?

I answer both questions with 'No' and yet our Eastern brethren answer the first question 'No' and the second question 'Yes'. Then, they themselves proceed to defecate on their sacred book.

Modern sensibilities require that we overcome this twisted mentality  or we will find ourselves subjected to it.

Burn
Incite
Shoot

In my administration, this is the new rule of engagement.




Posted by: sTevo at March 03, 2012 02:15 AM (VMcEw)

275

What I find particularly amusing is the way the media cover Islam. The same international left that sneers and jeers at Catholics, Christains, etc. makes a feeble attempt to be, dare I say, reverend when they talk about the Jihadi religion. The references to the holy Koran, the holy book, the great prophet. Front page articles in the New York Times on what led to the destruction of these books, attention usually reserved for things like Katrina and nuclear facility meltdowns.

Also, the New York Times always seem to be looking for a trial of US servicemen for annoying their Jihadi masters. The one trial I want to see is a treason trial for the New York Times editors for their crimes of releasing classified information.  And that would be covered by American law.

 

Posted by: Kate at March 03, 2012 02:47 AM (KcnRb)

276

Of course, They will not observe and take note how civilized peoples deal with such 'crimes'.  I recall the American flag buring legislation a years back and how Defenders of the Flag would become very upset and sternly advocate to the agitators "Hey, I really wish you wouldn't do that..."  but I don't recall and murders, fatwas or beheadings. 

Nope. No murders.

I remember juvenille Doonesbury cartoons featuring American flags "daring" me to throw away the Sunday comics.

There was anger and heated rhetoric.  But, again, no murders.

And I would submit there are people who cherish representations of the American Flag as much as many muslims feel about the Koran.  And it will be cute when the Left whines..."Hey, Man!  One of these situations deals with Religion...You have to respect.....wait a second...no....yeah, but still!"

 

Posted by: bostonirish at March 03, 2012 04:50 AM (7BnTk)

277 When a Jew who as a matter of religious obligation cares about the physical treatment of Jewishholy texts is made aware (in a proverbial public-square setting) that someone has burned one of these texts,strong potential is there that the burner has committed a hate crime.



There is no crime in there.  There is an offense to Judaism ... big whoop.  Offense isn't crime and Judaism is certainly more than strong enough to weather the opinions of whomever.  We've done it for millenia.  In any event, an American's right to dispose with his own property supercedes any religious sensitivity on your part.


In any event, in Europe, today, you have some of the most insane, strongest, fiercest anti-holocaust-denial laws (and generally insane hate-crime laws) anywhere in the world, yet that same Europe is working harder than ever to bring about the extermination of another 6 million Jews in Israel AS WE SPEAK.  Spare me the self-righteous, insane, meaningless laws they like to wear over their deep and intense Jew-hatred.


And, in the future, please do not make the truly offensive comparison of Jewish or Christian holy texts to muslim scribblings.  If anything should be a hate crime, that qualifies first and foremost, as the koran is nothing but a hate screed that looks to force everyone into submission or the afterlife.  I really like your tidbits about Jewish law and history and it is a shame to see them dragged into the cesspool that is muslim political ideology and its founding texts (that most muslims can't even read, anyway).

Posted by: really ... at March 03, 2012 04:57 AM (X3lox)

278 Really,

Your last paragraph sums it up nicely. My little rant went long enough but this thought was on my mind.

Posted by: sTevo at March 03, 2012 05:59 AM (VMcEw)

279 hai Ace.
long time no see.
we dont actually have a choice about GTFO A-stan.  In 2013 Imran Khan is getting Zardaris job in Pak, and he hates America.  The Taliban will get "nuclear" support if you get my drift.
so fuggedaboudit on the permanent A-stan bases.
its going to end the same way as Iraq, with a big muslim boot planted in America's ass.

Posted by: jinnderella at March 03, 2012 06:27 AM (pRsqP)

280 koran as the new yule log?...I'd download it as a screen-saver.

Posted by: 66chevelle at March 03, 2012 06:30 AM (QjSgY)

281 It's actually a great idea. However, it's a non-starter until we drop the "not ALL muslims are (fill in the blank)" islam is a toxic death cult. The very fact that the old coran (spelling intentional) commands them to lie in order to win, makes the whole "moderate" thing a joke. Who knows who is lying or not? And in that light, shouldn't it be "fuck em all"?

Posted by: Sweep the leg at March 03, 2012 07:01 AM (2rpjM)

282 115 - Too bad we're not at war with Islam, because they could really use a good ass kicking.  Posted by: Vercingetorix

This sums it up nicely.   

Posted by: Penultimatum at March 03, 2012 07:08 AM (EEUs4)

283 Umm, if they want the desecrators for beheading, I say we give them over- Let them behead the filthy Taliban scum who dared scribble in the margins of the holy quran!  Off with their heads...

Started as a joke, but it's sounding like a good way out right now.  Even better, let our soldiers put them before a firing squad, as a reward for meritorious service.

Posted by: Monty at March 03, 2012 11:49 PM (yByQb)

284 Sorry- forgot there's a Monty that blogs here- I'll go by MontyWa from now on.

Posted by: MontyWa at March 03, 2012 11:51 PM (yByQb)

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