April 04, 2012

But I Repeat Myself
— LauraW

Volume II

(Volume I)

All you need in order to be an Obama speechwriter is to have completed ten minutes of actual work in 2009, and be proficient with a copy machine thereafter.

What a clown. Wouldn't you alert your speechwriters if you've delivered this speech already?

But it seems likely he doesn't remember having said all this before, because he's just reading aloud and never really internalized the meaning the first time.

Posted by: LauraW at 01:34 PM | Comments (374)
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1 He even stumbles over the same words and phrases.  Empty suit? Try Black Hole suit. 

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: eureka! at April 04, 2012 01:35 PM (LQIyD)

2 Note to self : Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2012 01:36 PM (KNvk+)

3 Did anyone faint again at the exact same time?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 01:38 PM (jUytm)

4 Seriously, we lost to this guy and Joe Biden?


Posted by: McLovin at April 04, 2012 01:38 PM (j0IcY)

5 even the inflection and pauses are the same, like he's faking spontaneity

creepy

Posted by: Jose at April 04, 2012 01:39 PM (srIqv)

6 "Its just words."

Posted by: Gmac at April 04, 2012 01:39 PM (2YEeY)

7 Oh my God!! Soooo....dreamy.


*squirt*

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (KNvk+)

8 SCoaMF

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (GTbGH)

9 Today at an Easter prayer breakfast, Obama referred to Jesus as "a son of God".  Not "the Son of God", but "a son of God."

http://bit.ly/Hmw2xg


This is not the way a Christian refers to Jesus.  It is the way a muslim might refer to Jesus if appearing at a Christian prayer breakfast. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (P6QsQ)

10

Aww Crap,

I was at Stage 5 with Mittins, and now I realize he's exactly the same.  (Since I keep seeing the same speech over and over at every televised campaign stop.)

 

Son of a....

Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (SYrwI)

11 An empty suit who grew up in a radical academic bubble who just loves gofling, vacationing, and craves the adulation of crowds?.... The deuce you say?  Who could have expected that.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (RfvTE)

12 It's like we really are living in the twilight zone.  Unfuckinbelievable.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2012 01:40 PM (O/fK8)

13 Barky O-bah-muhh is a Stammering Clusterfarce Of A Miserable Failure

Posted by: Mitt Still Sux But O-bah-muhh Sux More at April 04, 2012 01:41 PM (QYPpC)

14 and he still stutters his way through it....amazing

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 01:42 PM (Ho2rs)

15 When your every waking moment is spent campaigning, this is the result. No one in Tulsa gives a shit if you gave the same speech in Iowa City the day before. Apparently his WH speech team is the same as his campaign speech team and they think we're too stupid to notice. Sadly for most of America, they're correct.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 04, 2012 01:43 PM (fYOZx)

16 10 mama winger wow....just wow....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 01:43 PM (Ho2rs)

17 I was at Stage 5 with Mittins, and now I realize he's exactly the same. (Since I keep seeing the same speech over and over at every televised campaign stop.) It's standard to have a stump speech. But not for governing.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

18 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at April 04, 2012 01:43 PM (KxyHe)

19 I don't know how Jeff Dunham does it.

It's hard coming up with new material all the time for the dummy act.


Posted by: George Soros (puppetmaster) at April 04, 2012 01:44 PM (rWv4e)

20 4 Seriously, we lost to this guy and Joe Biden?

Posted by: McLovin at April 04, 2012 05:38 PM (j0IcY)   ***   My friends... you have nothing to fear in an Obama presidency.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at April 04, 2012 01:44 PM (fYOZx)

21 mama winger

wow....just wow.... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 05:43 PM






I know.  Have you ever, ever, in your life ever heard a Christian refer to Jesus as "a son of God"? 

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 01:44 PM (P6QsQ)

22 George Soros' icy tentacles around his cerebellum made him do it.

Posted by: Mitt Still Sux But O-bah-muhh Sux More at April 04, 2012 01:44 PM (QYPpC)

23 There was also a video like this of his "spontaneous" singing.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 01:44 PM (RfvTE)

24

Ouch, that's gonna get somebody fired.

Even comedians refresh their material, especially if it wasn't funny the first time around.

Posted by: Gmac at April 04, 2012 01:45 PM (2YEeY)

25 With leadership like this, and the chance that 52% of the American population might re-elect this jackass, my advice is "Keep Calm and Stack Ammunition."

Posted by: SGT Dan at April 04, 2012 01:45 PM (y2s/z)

26 Obama 2012: Consistency.

Posted by: Henry Kane at April 04, 2012 01:45 PM (2+bRt)

27 Jesus was a son of God, Satan was his brother

Posted by: The inevitable GOP Candidate for President at April 04, 2012 01:46 PM (QYPpC)

28 Umm, sounds like Stephen Harper donkey-punches above his weight.

Posted by: Henry Kane at April 04, 2012 01:47 PM (2+bRt)

29 Well at least he doesn't have a negro dialect.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 04, 2012 01:47 PM (fYOZx)

30 Now, now, now....the President is punching above his weight.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 01:47 PM (MMC8r)

31 Here is his earlier singing from 2008 via youtube

http://tinyurl.com/7n8xs9f

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 01:47 PM (RfvTE)

32 You could probably put any random speech on the teleprompter and Obama would never notice.

Posted by: Heorot at April 04, 2012 01:47 PM (Nq/UF)

33 It's amazing he even started stammering in the same place when he mentioned autism and disabilities... he truly is the king of kings

Posted by: dr. shatterhand at April 04, 2012 01:48 PM (OisKx)

34 In my mind I'm on the Back 9 and Reggie is waiting for me in the Sauna.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 04, 2012 01:48 PM (JcLYI)

35 It's new to me.

Posted by: Charles "Alzheimers" Gibson at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (AWmfW)

36 You can make an Obama speech using a Magic 8-Ball

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

37

He's clean, articulate and bright, unlike the rest of them.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (fYOZx)

38 OT, way late to the party but they have a hash tag on twitter for #samanthabrickfacts

Posted by: cowboyup at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (x/Gcm)

39 Wouldn't you alert your speechwriters if you've delivered this speech already? How would I know? They're just words on a screen to me.

Posted by: Barky O at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (l/xhO)

40  Posted by: The inevitable GOP Candidate for President at April 04, 2012 05:46 PM





Last time I checked, Obama isn't claiming to be a Mormon.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (P6QsQ)

41 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (7W3wI)

42 He even f*ing stuttered in the same spot (disabilities) at the end.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (0q2P7)

43 Recycling to save the planet!

Posted by: Green Weinies Who Worship Gaia( And O-bah-muhh) at April 04, 2012 01:49 PM (QYPpC)

44 16 and he still stutters his way through it....amazing

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 05:42 PM (Ho2rs)


And at the EXACT same places.  That's Fucking Creepy.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 04, 2012 01:50 PM (Aaxiu)

45 I'll bet with no more than 100 words you could pretty much duplicate every speech President Golfy O'dumbass has ever read. The names of people, countries and companies would change but that's about it. Rush is right. His voters are the stupidest, least informed bozos in america.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2012 01:50 PM (I49Jm)

46 Did someone say 8-ball?

Posted by: The Prezdint at April 04, 2012 01:50 PM (KNvk+)

47 36 You could probably put any random speech on the teleprompter and Obama would never notice.

Posted by: Heorot at April 04, 2012 05:47 PM (Nq/UF)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: corpse man at April 04, 2012 01:50 PM (AWmfW)

48 Romney: Etch-A-Sketch. Obama: Sans knob.

Posted by: Henry Kane at April 04, 2012 01:50 PM (2+bRt)

49 Not surprising the SCOAMF wouldn't remember his speech

Nobody else remembers what he said either

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2012 01:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

50 3 SCOTUS picks, people.

Three.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 04, 2012 01:51 PM (JEpGb)

51 Seriously, we lost to this guy and Joe Biden? It wasn't easy, but I pulled it off!

Posted by: Juan S McCain at April 04, 2012 01:51 PM (l/xhO)

52

Baraka Obama has been known to balance testicles on his chin.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 01:51 PM (TkGkA)

53 President Burgundy will read whatever you put on the teleprompter.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

54 >>>Now, now, now....the President is punching above his weight.

Pinweight?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 01:52 PM (0q2P7)

55 What would happen to an accountant who posted last month's numbers in this month's closing cycle?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2012 01:52 PM (4q5tP)

56

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 05:43 PM (MMC8r)

 

Ahhh thanks, I feel better now.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 01:53 PM (SYrwI)

57

Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2012 05:50 PM (I49Jm)

 

Sandra Fluke is right. I'm starting to agree that his supporters need free contraception. Hell, sterilize them. I'll contribute. 

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 04, 2012 01:53 PM (fYOZx)

58 What would happen to an accountant who posted last month's numbers in this month's closing cycle? Is he in the solar industry?

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 04, 2012 01:53 PM (l/xhO)

59 The whistling thing he does just adds to the idiocy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 01:54 PM (UOM48)

60 59 What would happen to an accountant who posted last month's year's numbers in this month's closing cycle? FIFY

Posted by: Boston12GS at April 04, 2012 01:55 PM (kJHCT)

61

I can, and have, sight read speeches for large audiences without the use of a teleprompter and without stuttering.  This guy trips up on the second time through the same speech? 

 

Yet he's some great orator...or something.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 01:55 PM (isP0N)

62 Not breaking news: Stocks down almost 1% today (Woot! Recovery!)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 01:55 PM (SYrwI)

63 Empty suit? There's enough extra room in there for a real President.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 01:55 PM (l/xhO)

64 no mama winger....i've never heard a Christian phrase it that way......it's creepy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 01:55 PM (Ho2rs)

65
Stop dissin' my preznit.  I axed for money and it's a little slow comin', but pretty soon the check will be in the mail.  Miss Cleo told me the truth.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at April 04, 2012 01:56 PM (TkGkA)

66 37 It's amazing he even started stammering in the same place when he mentioned autism and disabilities... he truly is the king of kings

Posted by: dr. shatterhand at April 04, 2012 05:48 PM (OisKx)


[Stammer]

Posted by: corpse man at April 04, 2012 01:56 PM (AWmfW)

67 Easy to write an Obama speech, as long as "I" key doesn't wear out

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2012 01:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

68 >>>President Burgundy will read whatever you put on the teleprompter.

Getting Stuxnet to a reactor > TOTUS reprogramming

*picks up phone* Hello, Mossad...

Posted by: Bibi Netanyahu at April 04, 2012 01:57 PM (rWv4e)

69

Aww Crap,
I was at Stage 5 with Mittins, and now I realize he's exactly the same. (Since I keep seeing the same speech over and over at every televised campaign stop.)

Son of a....

 

To be fair to Romney that happens a lot during campaigns. I watched a ton of McCain, Palin, and Obama rallies in 2008 and they used the same speeches all the time. With so many campaign stops necessary you simply can't have a new speech for each one it just isn't feasible. Now what you don't see Mitt doing is giving the same speech he gave 4 years ago and trying to pass it off as something new.

Posted by: HueyDiamondPooty at April 04, 2012 01:57 PM (YhZFe)

70 He can read the phone book and I'd still get a major woody

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 04, 2012 01:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

71 It's creepy, anger inducing, frustrating and sad.  Mostly sad.  My country sank to the bottom when they elected this POS.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 01:58 PM (fKkxr)

72 The whistling comes from that lip reduction surgery he had done.  He needed a little less, Angelina needed a little more, it was a win-win for both.

Harry Reid thinks he looks cleaner now.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at April 04, 2012 01:59 PM (PH+2B)

73 62 What would happen to an accountant who posted last month's numbers in this month's closing cycle?

Is he in the solar industry?

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 04, 2012 05:53 PM (l/xhO)

Dont know , it's "a friend".

Posted by: Jon Corzine at April 04, 2012 01:59 PM (AWmfW)

74 Fuck you, San Diego. ... I said WHAT?

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at April 04, 2012 01:59 PM (I8T/Q)

75

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----

Surprisingly, that makes perfect sense to his 50 IQ supporters.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 04, 2012 01:59 PM (UpwlP)

76 He's either a robot or a Zombie. Neither one bodes well.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 04, 2012 02:00 PM (KL49F)

77 He's a bit shaky and much less arrogant in the 2012 version. The difference is stunning.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:00 PM (ETgqz)

78 Does this qualify as a double post?

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2012 02:00 PM (XkVVw)

79 Anyone who votes for this POS again is officially dead to me.  That includes family. 

Unfortunately, the sib in-laws, mother-in-law, and my sister still think he's brilliant.  "He saved GM!  He killed bin Laden and Gadaffy with his bare hands!!"

I'm going to seriously lose my shit this election.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 02:00 PM (UOM48)

80 Prezint Loren Ipsum!  Perfect, Jimmah!

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at April 04, 2012 02:00 PM (PH+2B)

81 If someone would just let the poor little fella be clear. So sad.

And those aren't ears on his head. They are training wheels for his brain.

Posted by: sifty at April 04, 2012 02:01 PM (uGQ4X)

82 And, of course, this is remiding me of the "they punch above their weight" vid. Or the vid from youtube of BO & MO posing fpr pics at a WH shindig where O looked like he was a cardboard cut-out b/c he looked the same in every. single. one. CREEPY. And they say Mitt is plastic! Ha!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 04, 2012 02:02 PM (KL49F)

83 So Barry referred to Jesus as "a son of God"? 

No words.

Yes, I believe whole-heartedly he's a Muzzie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 02:02 PM (UOM48)

84 'Today at an Easter prayer breakfast, Obama referred to Jesus as "a son of God". Not "the Son of God", but "a son of God." ' "A" son of God implies that there is another one, other than Jesus. Hm. I wonder who that could be? Who is it that is often photographed with a halo?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2012 02:02 PM (P7ufZ)

85 Some are kids with d-disabil... disabil... disabil...
Aw shucks, they're screwed up kids!

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 04, 2012 02:02 PM (Qxdfp)

86 Chief Jay Strongbow is deed?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 02:03 PM (OHhPo)

87 36 You could probably put any random speech on the teleprompter and Obama would never notice.

He did chew out the guy running the teleprompter once for going too fast. He did the ass chewing right in the middle of the speech. You would think that there would be a limit to low class, but he seems to always find a way to sink lower.

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 04, 2012 02:03 PM (Xwgt3)

88 It's like the Special Olympics in here.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:04 PM (MMC8r)

89 Obama's minions have the attention span of a fruit fly, so he needs to give the same speech over and over.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 04, 2012 02:04 PM (Qxdfp)

90 SO HOW ARE ALL YOU FACISTS WORSHIPPPING JAMES EARL RAY DAY TODAY?

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 02:04 PM (/Aauo)

91

Anyone who votes for this POS again is officially dead to me. That includes family. 


 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 06:00 PM (UOM4

 

---------------------------------------------

 

It'll make it a lot easier once the civil war starts. 

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:04 PM (fKkxr)

92

"He saved GM!"

 

You know, my business could be saved if I could just write off all my expenses and have ~50% of my debt forgiven.  Since this administration is all about precedent lately, I wonder if I could use the gubmint's handling of GM as a precedent.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:05 PM (isP0N)

93 @93 Jay Bee- srsly?

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2012 02:05 PM (O/fK8)

94 >>>Does this qualify as a double post?

No the earlier one was a SOTU speech. Not the budget speech.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 02:05 PM (0q2P7)

95 Is that really KIM?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (isP0N)

96 The facade is crumbling faster than the MFM can paper it over.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (4q5tP)

97 90 'Today at an Easter prayer breakfast, Obama referred to Jesus as "a son of God". Not "the Son of God", but "a son of God." ' ------------------------------------ He's just giving a covert shout out to Muhammed again.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (ETgqz)

98 Kay's back to blogwhore.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

99 same jane

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (Ho2rs)

100 Oh, and Kay?? Martin Luther King, Jr. was a pro-life Republican.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

101
SO HOW ARE ALL YOU FACISTS WORSHIPPPING JAMES EARL RAY DAY TODAY?*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 06:04 PM (/Aauo)


Here it is, bat shit crazy and still breathing conservative air!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 02:06 PM (TkGkA)

102 97 It'll make it a lot easier once the civil war starts.

Some of them will be worth keeping to test water for contamination, clear pathways of landmines and to trade to the Zombie Slave traders for more ammo.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 04, 2012 02:07 PM (Qxdfp)

103

87"He saved GM! He killed bin Laden and Gadaffy with his bare hands!!"

Yeah, that's how you earn a Nobel peace prize these days.

 

.

 

I thought it was the shout-out to his homies that sealed the deal.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 04, 2012 02:07 PM (YbQJm)

104 Oh Kay is the ultimate in getting me into a good mood when things look grim.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 02:07 PM (0q2P7)

105 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 06:00 PM (UOM4

My elderly aunt thinks Obooby's absolutely brilliant. Keeps saying, "You just haven't given him a chance."
A chance to...what? Bankrupt the entire country?

Posted by: antisocialist at April 04, 2012 02:07 PM (j/nZn)

106 It's like the Special Olympics in here. --------------------------------- You be quiet or I'll punish you with a baby.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:07 PM (ETgqz)

107 Oh don't bother directly responding to Kay. She is strictly hit and run.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 02:08 PM (0q2P7)

108

Note how the SCOAMF stutters on the same line at the end of the clip in both speeches?  He has a problem saying "disabilities so severe," at the 1:00 mark in both 2011 and 2012.

 

Did someone mess up TOTUS?  (Telemprompter of ...)

Posted by: rd at April 04, 2012 02:08 PM (9sUlj)

109 So Barry referred to Jesus as "a son of God"?

No words.

Yes, I believe whole-heartedly he's a Muzzie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 06:02 PM




Yeah.  I mean, not everyone thinks Jesus is the Son of God.  I get that.  But for someone who proclaims himself to be Christian and say these words?  It's inconceivable to me.   I mean, the phrase "Jesus is the Son of God" is kind of automatic for a Christian.  You don't even think about it  because the words are so internalized.

It would be like saying "Our Father who art in Cleveland."  The words just don't come out like that.

But for someone tone-deaf to the faith because he is not part of it, for someone raised as a muslim who sees Jesus as a lesser prophet, yeah.

And at an Easter breakfast ????  He didn't even catch himself.  That's how clueless he is . He doesn't know he made a gaffe. Like when he said corpseman.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 02:08 PM (P6QsQ)

110 Y'all quit dissin' the teleprompter in chief.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 04, 2012 02:08 PM (kyn4+)

111 Kay, have you ever heard of thorazine?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:09 PM (isP0N)

112 "Go fuck yourselves, San Diego."

Posted by: Resident Obama at April 04, 2012 02:09 PM (yVIqn)

113 My elderly aunt thinks Obooby's absolutely brilliant. Keeps saying, "You just haven't given him a chance." ***************** You're aunt is Ann Althouse!?

Posted by: Depends Diapers at April 04, 2012 02:10 PM (r2PLg)

114 SO HOW ARE ALL YOU FACISTS WORSHIPPPING JAMES EARL RAY DAY TODAY? --------------------------------------- I'll probably have some tacos tonight in the Hispanic community.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:10 PM (ETgqz)

115  Oh don't bother directly responding to Kay. She is strictly hit and run.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 06:08 PM (0q2P7)

 

--------------------------------------------

 

Beyond the screaming from the pain of her girlfriend's strap-on, Kay's got nuthin'.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:11 PM (fKkxr)

116 It'll make it a lot easier once the civil war starts.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 06:04 PM (fKkxr)

-------------------

What is disturbing, but unsurprising, is that we have groups openly calling for civil uprising and Holder's DOJ is silent. 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 04, 2012 02:11 PM (M0NzJ)

117 Not surprising, I often have to repeat everything I say multiple times due to the distracting nature of my excessive beauty.

Posted by: Samantha Brick at April 04, 2012 02:11 PM (minmk)

118 Its already been demonstarted that you can take ANY position, no matter how absurd, then represent to one of his supporters that he said it, and they will be all for it. Pretty sure it was Howard Stern that did it during the last election.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 04, 2012 02:12 PM (UpwlP)

119 >>>Yes, I believe whole-heartedly he's a Muzzie.

No he's a secular humanist. That's why he is so casual about talking about any religion. He thinks all of them are a joke. Like the "compromise" he handed to the Catholics, whom, he likely thought, were also secular humanists who were just using the Church to control the masses. Imagine his surprise when he found out they actually believe all that stuff.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 02:12 PM (0q2P7)

120 11 Aww Crap, I was at Stage 5 with Mittins, and now I realize he's exactly the same. (Since I keep seeing the same speech over and over at every televised campaign stop.) Son of a.... Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 05:40 PM (SYrwI) Good luck with all that shit. I was listening to Rush the other day and one of these ABR types called in and was saying Romney was just like Obama and that he and Romney were Marxist. Rush, who is no great fan of Romney, finally, exasperated said "Look, you're not going to convince me that Romney is a Marxist!"

Posted by: Schadenfreude at the pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 02:13 PM (cYMja)

121 27
Ouch, that's gonna get somebody fired.
Even comedians refresh their material, especially if it wasn't funny the first time around.


I think you've got something there.  Obama is the McLean Stevenson of politics.  And America is his "Hello Larry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2012 02:13 PM (i0App)

122

1He even stumbles over the same words and phrases.

 

Because there's some crap on that part of the teleprompter screen.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2012 02:14 PM (r9/9u)

123 You know, there's probably something sinister behind the repititon; cults use chanting to empty the mind and let the cult leader takeover. There is power is repitition, both the help memorize but also, evil power. O is not clueless, he is pure EVIL.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 04, 2012 02:14 PM (KL49F)

124 You're aunt is Ann Althouse!?

Posted by: Depends Diapers at April 04, 2012 06:10 PM (r2PLg)

Nah, she's way crazier than that.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 04, 2012 02:14 PM (j/nZn)

125 Why, Kay, I'm loading magazines. Thank You for asking, my little maple nut scrunt.

Posted by: sifty at April 04, 2012 02:14 PM (uGQ4X)

126 126 >>>Yes, I believe whole-heartedly he's a Muzzie.

No he's a secular humanist.


I believe Obama's religion is CommunIslam.

Actually, no, his religion is Narcissism. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2012 02:15 PM (i0App)

127 'Following Egypt's revolution, we have broadened our engagement to include new and emerging political parties and actors,' White House spokesman Tommy Vietor told POLITICO. 'The meeting Tuesday with working-level NSS officials is just one in a series of meetings between US officials, members of Congress, and representatives of the Muslim Brotherhood.'"

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 02:16 PM (7W3wI)

128 I just showed the vid to my husband.

He's so pissed he's going to send it to his whole libtard family and my sister.

I'm giddy with anticipation!  Those popping sounds you'll hear in ATL and NYC will be lib heads exploding with rage and indignation.  I can't wait!

hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 02:16 PM (UOM48)

129
No he's a secular humanist.

---------------------
Doesn't matter, he's a misanthropist and a narcissist. Forget ideology. If you want to understand Obama, you need to plumb the depths of abnormal psychology.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 04, 2012 02:16 PM (v31I6)

130 0 'Today at an Easter prayer breakfast, Obama referred to Jesus as "a son of God". Not "the Son of God", but "a son of God." ' -------------------------------------- Unfortunately, like Obamacare, this is another issue Romney cannot exploit to his advantage. But that's ok, cuz this election will be about the economy and Obama's record.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:17 PM (ETgqz)

131
KayinMaine was denied a role in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest because she was not acting.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 02:17 PM (TkGkA)

132 Why does anyone listen to this lying asshole?  You watch what he does, not what he says.  And when he is giving a campaign speech 90% of what he says is meaningless drivel anyway.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 02:17 PM (YdQQY)

133 He's so pissed he's going to send it to his whole libtard family and my sister. Include the 'punching above their weight' one, too. Pile on.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:17 PM (MMC8r)

134 This video punches above its weight.

Posted by: Baraka at April 04, 2012 02:17 PM (ykSKg)

135 Gimme a break.  They tell me where to show up and I read this shit.

Christ, do I need a vacation.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 04, 2012 02:18 PM (QKKT0)

136
#136 + #133 = GMTA


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 04, 2012 02:18 PM (v31I6)

137 Even if he is and you have lots of proof, America isn't buying it.  Its allows his supporters use such attacks to dismiss all criticism and it hardens their oppositional position that we have nothing worthwhile to say.

Besides, regardless of his history, as a power hungry, attention craving, narcissist he only really worships at the church of self.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 02:18 PM (RfvTE)

138 This can't be real.  I mean, I'm afraid I'm going to share this and it's not real.  Maybe I have too much hope?

Posted by: JJ at April 04, 2012 02:19 PM (EjQYJ)

139 Lib heads don't explode - they implode.  And it's not a popping sound, it's a sucking sound.  Watching their reactions would be better than watching the reactions to 2G1C.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:19 PM (isP0N)

140  You know, there's probably something sinister behind the repititon; cults use chanting to empty the mind and let the cult leader takeover. There is power is repitition, both the help memorize but also, evil power. O is not clueless, he is pure EVIL.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 04, 2012 06:14 PM (KL49F)

 

-----------------------------------------

 

How dare you!

 

How dare you!

 

Mic check.  Mic  check.

Posted by: Ruffled OWSers at April 04, 2012 02:19 PM (fKkxr)

141 April 4, 1984...get it?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2012 02:19 PM (vpe0k)

142 Why waste a fully focus-grouped speech by only giving it once?

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

143 Hey wingnuts, Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address at about 10 supermarket openings in a row!

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 04, 2012 02:22 PM (QKKT0)

144 99  Okay, it was not quite as bad as it sounded. The video is in my signature. But can you imagine Reagan stumbling like this?

Argh! Youtube has been banned! Here's the link (take out the space)
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=5TMrxqdX64Q

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 04, 2012 02:22 PM (Xwgt3)

145 139 ... 90% of what he says is meaningless drivel anyway...

Give me a break. With an attitude like that, I bet you don't check your tire pressure, either. It's an attitude like that that's why we're all suffering.

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 04, 2012 02:25 PM (Xwgt3)

146 See my post at 134.Talking with the Muslim Botherhood.More smart diplomacy!

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 02:26 PM (7W3wI)

147 @151 Jeebus.  What a freakin idiot.  How did we slide this far down in the abyss?

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2012 02:27 PM (O/fK8)

148 Muslims wouldn't say anyone was a son of God. The Qur'an is clear that God has no son (or daughter).

The idea that Jesus was one of many "sons of God" is more Unitarian - more something from Wright's pulpit. Maybe Reform Jewish too (I wouldn't know).

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 02:27 PM (QTHTd)

149 Bravo!  Bravo, sir!

Posted by: American Society of News Editors at April 04, 2012 02:27 PM (QKKT0)

150

Posted by: Ruffled OWSers at April 04, 2012 06:19 PM (fKkxr)

Haha!

Haha!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 04, 2012 02:28 PM (KL49F)

151 Wow, a GOP ad that actually owns. An owning GOP ad...Wow.

Posted by: Adc Comment Writer at April 04, 2012 02:28 PM (VCCe8)

152

This is a Weekly World News Presidency. 

 

When I would check out of Jerry's IGA, I used to be able to look over to WWN and read about Vampire Boy, the world's fattest baby, and George Bush's meeting with the Alien.  And all was right with the world. 

 

Now when I bring in my wheelbarrow full of cash to check out of teh Kroger, all I see is the Good Housekeeping with Michelle, Newsweak with Barack, and Jet with Uncle Obama.  And it isn't even interesting.   

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2012 02:30 PM (Ec6wH)

153

But it seems likely he doesn't remember having said all this before, because he's just reading aloud and never really internalized the meaning the first time.

Correctamundo!

Posted by: MikeD at April 04, 2012 02:30 PM (p8QOg)

154 The idea that Jesus was one of many "sons of God" is more Unitarian - more something from Wright's pulpit. Maybe Reform Jewish too (I wouldn't know).

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 06:27 PM (QTHTd)

 

---------------------------------------------

 

First century Christians thought all were sons of God.  But Jesus was God's chosen one.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:31 PM (fKkxr)

155 I am not watching this--I don't give a damn if it is making fun of the JEF, I can not stand to listen to him.

If I don't get a transcript or a synopsis, I'll cancel my subscription to this blog.

But, seriously. Read the post from Althouse about how if only President Dreamboat would just lie to her again, bring back some of that old time gospel of 2008, she will be happy to vote for him.
That is someone who seriously considers herself a moderate--and get's angry if challenged on that--who is breaking her spine bending over backward to find a reason to vote for him again.
That is who we are up against.
We have almost no chance of convincing those who voted for the JEF last time to vote for Romney.
We must convince them to stay home.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 02:32 PM (kSaUf)

156 First century Christians thought all were sons of God. But Jesus was God's chosen one.

WTF?

Posted by: Tertullian at April 04, 2012 02:32 PM (QKKT0)

157

Posted by: Schadenfreude at the pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 06:13 PM (cYMja)

 

I overspoke on that one entirely. I was typing too fast and watching something else in the background.  If I could take that back I would.

More specifically I was just trying to say that that the distinctions between them may be hard to draw, and if Obama can leverage that (by saying "we're the same so stick with me") and at the same time alienate the more right voters completely from Romney it could be troublesome in the general.

Allow me to be entirely clear however, Romney is not the deathknell of the republican party, he's not my first choice, but I didn't like the crop much at all and he's still miles above Obama.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 02:32 PM (SYrwI)

158 "I saved a GM."

I killed the Bin Laden with my bare hands."

Posted by: Barky at April 04, 2012 02:33 PM (SV4OI)

159 Speechwriter: 'Mr. President, should we work on your health care speech for tomorrow?" Barcalounger O'Lazy : "Ehhhh, just dust off the old one for me. I'm gonna go watch ESPN."

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:34 PM (ETgqz)

160 162 She badly wants to be fucked by him.Literally.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 02:34 PM (7W3wI)

161

Fox News has hired Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita Jackson for a more Fair and Balanced approach.  I call bullshit on this suck-up.


http://tinyurl.com/6uxffow

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 02:35 PM (TkGkA)

162 SO HOW ARE ALL YOU FACISTS WORSHIPPPING JAMES EARL RAY DAY TODAY?*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 06:04 PM (/Aauo)



I don't suppose Kay is aware that certain members of MLK's family, including some of his children, believe that Ray was framed.  I don't say that because I believe it; just to point out that it isn't nearly the all-purpose insult that KiM believes it to be.  Of course Kay has been a cum-dumpster for so many fucking lowlifes that she's probably on first name basis with all the front line people in the Center for Disease Control.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 04, 2012 02:36 PM (+pNWX)

163 First century Christians thought all were sons of God. But Jesus was God's chosen one. ------------------------------------ Sheesh! The Apostles went off the rails on a crazy train, eh? When the cat's away, I guess.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:37 PM (ETgqz)

164 Snowing like hell outside, right now.

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at April 04, 2012 02:37 PM (PH+2B)

165 168 162 She badly wants to be fucked by him.Literally.   She'll settle for figuratively. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2012 02:37 PM (Ec6wH)

166 KayInSane! What are ewe doin'n here girl? Ted Kennedys dead cock bristles tickle yer nose too much?

Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2012 02:37 PM (OlN4e)

167 WTF?

Posted by: Tertullian at April 04, 2012 06:32 PM (QKKT0)

 

------------------------------------------

 

Perhaps what I should have said it that many sects believed that  we are all God's kids.  But like Abraham chose Isaac over Ishmail,  God chose Jesus over all others.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:37 PM (fKkxr)

168 She'll settle for figuratively.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2012 06:37 PM (Ec6wH)


Along with the rest of us.

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2012 02:38 PM (QKKT0)

169 169

Fox News has hired Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita Jackson for a more Fair and Balanced approach. I call bullshit on this suck-up.


http://tinyurl.com/6uxffow

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 06:35 PM (TkGkA)


Reason 9,899 not to watch or listen to anything FOX.


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 04, 2012 02:38 PM (EL+OC)

170 Fox News has hired Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita Jackson for a more Fair and Balanced approach. I call bullshit on this suck-up. -------------------------------------- Well, her solo career wasn't going anywhere, and ever since Michael died............oh wait........

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:39 PM (ETgqz)

171 Meet the new SCOAMF. Same as the old SCOAMF.

Posted by: Warden at April 04, 2012 02:39 PM (HzhBE)

172 Fox News has hired Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita Jackson for a more Fair and Balanced approach. I call bullshit on this suck-up.


http://tinyurl.com/6uxffow

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 04, 2012 06:35 PM (TkGkA)



Ailes is more worthless than Rove.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 04, 2012 02:40 PM (+pNWX)

173

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 06:32 PM (kSaUf)

 

I always like it when she gets shitty with her commenters because she thinks everyone apparently missed her point.  For someone who loves to critique writing, she screws that one up a lot. 

 

First off, if all of your readers misunderstand you, it's probably not their fault. 

 

Secondly, when they're completely destroying your weak position, again, it's not their fault.

 

Watching her rationalize her vote for Obama before was/is painful.  Watching her pre-rationalize is disturbing.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:40 PM (isP0N)

174 Well, looks like my favorite limey toilet trout is back too. Eureka!

Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2012 02:40 PM (OlN4e)

175 @168 Are you saying Ann wants the JEF to nut on her?

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 02:41 PM (kSaUf)

176 I'm waiting for an insider tell-all like we got from the Air Force officer who carried Clinton's nuclear football.

Just imagine the commies, anarchists and other unsavory characters who have repeatedly visited our White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 02:41 PM (UOM48)

177 90 minutes 'til I get my fantasy baseball draft position, 120 until I draft. Anyone else playing this year?

Posted by: lincolntf at April 04, 2012 02:41 PM (hiMsy)

178

87 "He saved GM! He killed bin Laden and Gadaffy with his bare hands!!"

 

-------------

 

And how they got his bare hands we'll never know.



 

Posted by: Groucho at April 04, 2012 02:42 PM (IrbU4)

179 First century Christians thought all were sons of God. But Jesus was God's chosen one.





Well, no.  But this isn't exactly the forum for it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 02:42 PM (P6QsQ)

180 Perhaps what I should have said it that many sects believed that we are all God's kids. But like Abraham chose Isaac over Ishmail, God chose Jesus over all others.

I think you're talking about the schism between the Jerusalem Church, which was clearly Jewish, and the Pauline converts, who were Gentiles.  The Jews valued their Jewishness as making them chosen.  Paul taught the gentiles that blood and compliance with Jewish law didn't matter; acceptance of Jesus made you more chosen than a Jew.

Paul's position took root as what is Christianity and the Jerusalem Church was essentially destroyed in the First Jewish War of 66 AD.

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2012 02:43 PM (QKKT0)

181 Sheesh! The Apostles went off the rails on a crazy train, eh?

When the cat's away, I guess.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 06:37 PM (ETgqz)

 

------------------------------------

 

There were many varied Christian beliefs before the Council of Nicene.  The Nostic Scriptures are proof of that.

 

One sect of Christians believed that only women could be filled with the Holy Spirit and the only way they could share that spirit with men was to have sex with them.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:43 PM (fKkxr)

182 Confirmed. Chief Jay Strongbow has passed on to the big turnbuckle in the sky.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 02:43 PM (dVBif)

183

Posted by: tsrblke at April 04, 2012 06:32 PM (SYrwI)

 

I'm afraid Romney will be the death of the Republican party... but not for the reason most think.

 

The economic implosion will hit as soon as the Fed Reserve Board wants it to... and raises interest rates.  The economy is being prop'd up by printing money, and 'loaning' it at no interest to banks, who then buy Federal Debt (which they do earn interest on)....

 

The whole house of cards is doomed to come down... unless someone REALLY takes a hatchet to the Federal Budget...

 

Romney is not the person to do that... so he will be in office when the bubble bursts, and the real depression begins... and so will get the blame.

 

The Dems will scream its all the Repubs fault... and the Repubs will not effectivly fight back... and the Repub 'brand' will be so diminished that somthing else will rise to take its place, in a few election cycles...

Posted by: Cassandra at April 04, 2012 02:44 PM (lZBBB)

184 Actually - If I were the GOP here, I wouldn't even bother with the "tired rhetoric" stuff. Honestly, just interpose the clips - then end fade to a lengthy cut to an empty podium with the audio of Obama still repeating - then fade to black. You don't even need added commentary.

Posted by: Adc at April 04, 2012 02:44 PM (VCCe8)

185 Watching her rationalize her vote for Obama before was/is painful. Watching her pre-rationalize is disturbing.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 06:40 PM (isP0N)



I've always assumed she's voting for him again.  I've not seen a reason to think otherwise.  The only reason I read anything at her site is to see her get slattered by the comments.  She's like a female Cahrlse Snoonjh who doesn't like banning people.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 04, 2012 02:45 PM (+pNWX)

186 Watching her rationalize her vote for Obama before was/is painful. Watching her pre-rationalize is disturbing.
==============
Yup. And she will almost certainly call all conservatives racists before the election. Just to justify her vote for the JEF.
The little I've seen, she is getting absolutely pissy (& bitchy) about being called out for her intended stupidity.

Which, goes to show: I don't give a damn what you say now or what conservative things you may have done--if you voted for the JEF, I do not fucking trust you, and I never will.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 02:45 PM (kSaUf)

187 RE: Posted by: Adc at April 04, 2012 06:44 PM (VCCe ..end *with a fade to a lengthy cut *of an empty... derp derp

Posted by: Adc at April 04, 2012 02:45 PM (VCCe8)

188 Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 06:43 PM (fKkxr) ----------------------------------- I am aware of that. Hence the purpose of the Councils..........to get stuff straightened out. It's interesting. Thanks for bringing it up.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 02:46 PM (ETgqz)

189 If you recall Palin's first speach after being announced as running mate was given twice.  I shuttered at that since I was excited to hear her & everyone ripped into her, for repeating herself.  Why isnt the media getting any of this fodder for Obiwan?   I guess they are being selective on thier taunts.

Posted by: Say What? at April 04, 2012 02:46 PM (b7L99)

190

Holy Crap!  I cannot believe the GOP put that out, that is epic!  It needs to go viral!

Wow!

Obama stars in:

 

"Ground Hog Day"!

Posted by: runningrn at April 04, 2012 02:46 PM (vJ9tV)

191 @151

That's great!  And there is a bunch of them!!

Posted by: lilredhen at April 04, 2012 02:47 PM (gAqop)

192 Wouldn't you alert your speechwriters if you've delivered this speech already?

I would. But I'm not a burbling asshat.

Posted by: vermin at April 04, 2012 02:47 PM (FjiUG)

193 How much do speech writers make? Can I have the job?

Posted by: Say What? at April 04, 2012 02:48 PM (b7L99)

194 Posted by: Cassandra at April 04, 2012 06:44 PM (lZBBB) Exactly. The only card left to play was for the house to hold the debt ceiling last summer.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 04, 2012 02:48 PM (p7SSh)

195 183 @168 Are you saying Ann wants the JEF to nut on her? Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 06:41 PM (kSaUf) Just a little - above the chin, below the nose.

Posted by: Schadenfreude at the pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 02:48 PM (cYMja)

196

Ah ha!  I gots it....

 

He didn't realize he gave the same speech before... because he didn't... his CLONE did!

 

Yep, thats why all the confusion over names and birth Certs... theres more than one of him!

Posted by: Conspiracy Guy! at April 04, 2012 02:50 PM (lZBBB)

197 Althouse is a delusional imbecile. Always has been, always will be. There ain't no cure for her mental blocks.

Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2012 02:50 PM (OlN4e)

198 My speeches are so good that I can use them twice, years apart and get the same results.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 04, 2012 02:50 PM (XhzTz)

199 Dear heavens, I went by Althouse and it's even more insane than you suggest. She's reaching out to 'moderate' Obama to stop posturing as 'radical' Obama.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:51 PM (MMC8r)

200 BTW - Jeff Goldstein gave the perfect response to Althouse - http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=39172

Posted by: Schadenfreude at the pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 02:51 PM (cYMja)

201
If you're a risk taker, just open me up and learn the election results. 

Posted by: Pandora's Box at April 04, 2012 02:51 PM (TkGkA)

202 @ Cassandra,
Have a little faith. We have over a trillion barrels of oil that could be recovered. We have a near infinite supply of natural gas. So much coal, we couldn't burn it in 100 years.
None of it is more than 3 years away with an administration who will eliminate the red tape.
Energy is the engine of growth.
Reagan had his tax cuts to spur growth.
Romney will have to turn to energy.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 02:51 PM (kSaUf)

203 "One sect of Christians believed that only women could be filled with the Holy Spirit and the only way they could share that spirit with men was to have sex with them."

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 06:43 PM (fKkxr)

Well, I'm Jewish, but I like this idea. Any chance these folks are still around?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 02:52 PM (nEUpB)

204 "So much coal, we couldn't burn it in 100 years."

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 06:51 PM (kSaUf)

I hate to break it to you, but you are off by a factor of 10!

But in a good way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 02:54 PM (nEUpB)

205

Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2012 06:50 PM (OlN4e)

 

Problem is, she's representative of the people Rombley is supposed to be able to win over.  I'm not so sure these people are capable of being won over.  She's pleading for emotion and empty words and that's exactly what he's going to give.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 02:54 PM (isP0N)

206 I am aware of that. Hence the purpose of the Councils..........to get stuff straightened out. It's interesting. Thanks for bringing it up.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 06:46 PM (ETgqz)

 

-------------------------------------

 

I'm not so sure the Council really straightened anything out.  It was purely a political move by  Emporer Constantine of Rome.  If one really reads the Bible, it's evident that the Council had to jump through some strange hoops to get the  scripture we have now.  A lot of deletions, word parsing and finally outright terrorism to squelch any other interpretations. 

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 02:55 PM (fKkxr)

207 Althouse is a willfully ignorant stoopnagle!

Posted by: McLovin at April 04, 2012 02:56 PM (uqben)

208 Dear heavens, I went by Althouse and it's even more insane than you suggest. She's reaching out to 'moderate' Obama to stop posturing as 'radical' Obama.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 06:51 PM (MMC8r)




That's the thread that Burn the Witch was talking about where down in the comments she accuses everybody of not understanding her.  I expect her to be talking in tongues shortly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 04, 2012 02:56 PM (+pNWX)

209

@150- yes, but we didnt have video.

Video killed the Robato Star

Posted by: Say What? at April 04, 2012 02:57 PM (b7L99)

210 ALTHOUSE: Just tell me you love me and the squeakhole is yours.

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

211 Problem is, she's representative of the people Rombley is supposed to be able to win over. I'm not so sure these people are capable of being won over. She's pleading for emotion and empty words and that's exactly what he's going to give. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 06:54 PM



Her problem is, she's in Madison.  A town of 15 square miles of delusion surrounded by hundreds of square miles of reality. 

She can't get out of her Madison bubble.  Madison is the poster child of progressives.  Seriously - it is complete la-la land there.  No hint of any type of conservative thought or speech.  She's caught in the herd and doesn't have the guts to break free.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 02:59 PM (P6QsQ)

212 She might as well be living on Pelosi's front lawn.


Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 02:59 PM (P6QsQ)

213 If you want to confirm that Janeane Garofalo was indeed cute at one time,The Truth about Cats and Dogs on Encore love right now.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:00 PM (7W3wI)

214 It's always a good day at the HQ when KAYINMAINE graces us with her presence.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 04, 2012 03:00 PM (JH0UL)

215 Oooh, back to Ann "Fuck me please, Barack!" Althouse: Read her responses at 10:45 and 10:51. Seriously stamping her feet and crying.
What did she expect? I think she thought someone might chime in about how her little President Dreamboat really is still so dreamy and is pouting now that everyone made fun of hearts with "BHO&AA 4ever" on her TrapperKeeper.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 04, 2012 03:00 PM (kSaUf)

216
>>>Romney is not the person to do that... so he will be in office when the bubble bursts, and the real depression begins... and so will get the blame.

Yes. The time bomb is ticking. The only question is when, not if. The when can be solved easily. If Obama is looking to lose, it will detonate in October, if it is close and he loses, December, if it is a Win for Obama, sometime after his second term inauguration.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 03:01 PM (0q2P7)

217 "scritch, scritch, scratch...scritch, scritch, scratch..."

Posted by: the record at April 04, 2012 03:01 PM (wAQA5)

218 "Madison is the poster child of progressives."

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 06:59 PM (P6QsQ)

Young lady, I lived in Berkeley for many years, and your Madison progressives are babes in the woods compared to the full-fledged left-wing retardation of Berkeley.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:01 PM (nEUpB)

219 You can tell Althouse is a liberal masquerading as a so-called pragmatic moderate because her commenters will completely destroy her and she'll never acknowledge it or she'll just pull out the indignant you-just-can't-comprehend-my-brilliance card.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 03:02 PM (isP0N)

220 Wow.  I just came from A. Althouse's site and she really does have a hard-on for Princess Barry.

Just. Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 03:03 PM (UOM48)

221 Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 07:00 PM (7W3wI)

There were a few years back in the early days of her career when she was on my fapping "B" reel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:03 PM (nEUpB)

222 I lived in Berkeley for many years, and your Madison progressives are babes in the woods compared to the full-fledged left-wing retardation of Berkeley.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 07:01 PM


I think you'd be very surprised.  I'm not talking Starbucks latte liberals.  I'm talking vile, violent, angry, rage filled hateful thugs who would as soon slice your throat as look at you.  These people have become un hinged up there. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 03:04 PM (P6QsQ)

223 LOL I just had a chance to watch that video. Jeebus, it sounds like Obama is reading one of Ace's double posts!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 03:05 PM (niZvt)

224 Camille Paglia is another Obama rump swab who cannot admit Obama is a fraud.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 04, 2012 03:05 PM (vyPsz)

225 An,the answer is yes,Ann does want Obama to nut on her.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:06 PM (7W3wI)

226 233 An,the answer is yes,Ann does want Obama to nut on her.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 07:06 PM (7W3wI)




Tell the bitch my Barry plays for the other team.  I've got a sweet, sweet gig being his beard.

Posted by: Moochelle Antoinette at April 04, 2012 03:07 PM (UOM48)

227 205 Althouse is a delusional imbecile. Always has been, always will be. There ain't no cure for her mental blocks. Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2012 06:50 PM (OlN4e) ******************** 207 Dear heavens, I went by Althouse and it's even more insane than you suggest. She's reaching out to 'moderate' Obama to stop posturing as 'radical' Obama. Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 06:51 PM (MMC8r) ********************** 208 BTW - Jeff Goldstein gave the perfect response to Althouse - http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=39172 Posted by: Schadenfreude at the pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 06:51 PM (cYMja) ******************************** Here is here post: I'm independent, moderate, and pragmatic, and I voted for you in 2008 because I thought I saw those qualities in you. I still see those qualities in you, but the you that has those qualities is one of two Obamas, and the other Obama — Radical Lefty Obama — is a person I will not vote for. I think you alternate between these 2 personas, and I sense that you've done it for so long that it feels normal and comfortable to you, but I want to urge you to pack up Radical Lefty Obama and stow him away with the rest of your Harvard Law School memorabilia. I know you — the Moderate Obama — have impressed some very useful people over the years by parading about as Radical Lefty Obama. What is going on her is Althouse identifies with Obama. She is rudderless--she has no greater guiding principle other than a love for herself. And that's all fine and good. Thing is she has gotten far by posing as a "Conservative"--that has given her lots of mileage as that is a novelty among Constitutional law professors. She's a poseur, and she confuses the complexity of lying with intelligence. The biggest clue to figuring out Althouse is that she lies. The biggest lies--she tells to herself. She loves a liar, because she loves herself and she is continually trolling her audience because above all she has narcissistic tendencies--and these types of posts get her attention. Attention is all she wants--she doesn't care if it is negative or positive. You should ask Jonah Goldberg about her crying stunt at a dinner for the Federalist Society or something like that-that he had to sit through. Narcissist are manipulative. Hence the circle is complete--Obama and Althouse are manipulative narcissists that are also Constitutional Law profs. The adoration of a captive young audience must attract narcissists to that gig. Being a Con Law prof means never having to hear your-"logic" stinks.

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:08 PM (r2PLg)

228

I'm proficient with a copy machine.

Think I'll FAX a copy of my buttcheeks to the White House.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2012 03:08 PM (wAQA5)

229 Asst. FDA Commish advises Americans to "Just eat a goddamn vegetable once in a while." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOyebcrVWb4&feature=relmfu

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 03:09 PM (ETgqz)

230 He looks stressed this time around. Almost like he's becoming aware that his sh*t might not smell like roses to everyone else.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 04, 2012 03:09 PM (AlYnQ)

231 Here is her post. [...] What is going on here is Althouse identifies with Obama.

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:10 PM (r2PLg)

232

I'm talking vile, violent, angry, rage filled hateful thugs who would as soon slice your throat as look at you. These people have become un hinged up there.


 

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 07:04 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Until they're doing scrotal inflation on the streets, Madison has a ways to go to catch Berzerkeley.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 03:10 PM (isP0N)

233 SMOD Berkeley - it's the only way to be sure

Posted by: Crowsting - The SCOAMT fears SMOD at April 04, 2012 03:10 PM (61BD9)

234 237 I hear a silent "boy" in there.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:10 PM (7W3wI)

235 I think Althouse has an additional personal stake for Barry the 'law professor.' What does she think about his tantrum about the SCOTUS yesterday? Does that sound like a moderate person who knows jackshit about the law?

Posted by: nickless at April 04, 2012 03:10 PM (MMC8r)

236 Until they're doing scrotal inflation on the streets, Madison has a ways to go to catch Berzerkeley.





Too cold here.  Thank God.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 03:11 PM (P6QsQ)

237 Good Lord I can not stand that son-of-a-bitch....

Posted by: Portnoy at April 04, 2012 03:11 PM (6c7LS)

238 In fairness to Ann if you replaced Jarret, Holder, and Michelle with our people and framed everything in the language of academic Marxism he would sign and totus our way back to freedom and prosperity.  Say what you will about puppets... but they can get the job done when your people ugly trolls inside and out.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 03:11 PM (RfvTE)

239 Good ad. ....The side by side is a good way to show the repetition. ....But I bet there are even more repeats of the same segments of speeches...that they didn't even show here.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2012 03:12 PM (+5U+B)

240 #235 I'd like to know if she thinks that the new healthcare law came from the moderate Obama or the radical Obama.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:12 PM (R5yLq)

241 *@arbys hates your $$$ submits to radical left.*

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 03:13 PM (RfvTE)

242

I think you'd be very surprised. I'm not talking Starbucks latte liberals. I'm talking vile, violent, angry, rage filled hateful thugs who would as soon slice your throat as look at you. These people have become un hinged up there.

 

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Mama - I had a conservative aquaintance go to Madison on a business trip.   He came back with the same vibe you've just described.  Viscious is the word he used.

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 03:14 PM (fKkxr)

243 This Is Something...

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 04, 2012 03:14 PM (ZG8Ti)

244 248 She has the hots for him,so she buys into the obvious lie he is a "moderate".

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:14 PM (7W3wI)

245 Didn't Ann's husband deal with a bunch of OWS thugs in Madison? 

Jeebus.   Liberalism really is a mental illness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 03:15 PM (UOM48)

246 I'd like to know if she thinks that the new healthcare law came from the moderate Obama or the radical Obama. Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:12 PM




I like the way you think.

Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 03:16 PM (P6QsQ)

247 I really believe that part of the extreme hatred of Palin by Obama supporting women was jealousy.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:16 PM (7W3wI)

248 45 seconds... that's a personal "best" for me. I just can't listen to his voice. He stretches his sssssssss and whistles through his teeth. As for the words, honestly, it just sounds like "blah blah blah" to me, which is probably all it is to him too.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2012 03:17 PM (Gc/Qi)

249 I'll put Cambridge/Amherst Libs up against the other top contenders any day. As for scrote-balloons, if they do it in San Fran then I'm sure they do it in P-Town.

Posted by: lincolntf at April 04, 2012 03:18 PM (hiMsy)

250 I had a conservative aquaintance go to Madison on a business trip. He came back with the same vibe you've just described.

I brought my wife up to speed on Madison recently by describing it as "the closest to Bloody Kansas we can get while still fighting with ballots."

That Althouse is even considering voting for Obama again is (indeed, as others have said) insane.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 04, 2012 03:19 PM (bjRNS)

251 243 I think Althouse has an additional personal stake for Barry the 'law professor.' ===================== Here is here comment from an interview she did when she was named alumni of the month: “I’m perceived as conservative online because I tend to react to things that annoy me—and I’m surrounded by liberals. I’m sure that if I lived among conservatives, I’d be tweaking them instead,” she says with a laugh. “I’m the opposite of a chameleon, trying to blend into the environment. I don’t mind standing out.” She is nothing more than that. She simply craves attention. It's that simple. There is no figuring out Althouse once you realize she lies to herself.

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:19 PM (r2PLg)

252
Yes. The time bomb is ticking. The only question is when, not if. The when can be solved easily. If Obama is looking to lose, it will detonate in October, if it is close and he loses, December, if it is a Win for Obama, sometime after his second term inauguration.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 04, 2012 07:01 PM (0q2P7)


The economy is getting better.

Posted by: Willard Romney at April 04, 2012 03:19 PM (7+pP9)

253 256 Unfortunately,even when I read his words I hear that voice in my head.The brain is a perverse organ.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:20 PM (7W3wI)

254 I'm gonna say this much... the last time I heard someone say that Jesus was "a son of God" I was working in Saudi Arabia... and it came out of a Saudi's mouth....

Can you say "Bam is a follower of Al and Mo"...  I knew you could!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 04, 2012 03:20 PM (Jls4P)

255 I'm reminded of the old Far Side Cartoon, where the person is telling his dog, "Sit, Ginger! Good dog, Ginger! Roll over, Ginger" and all the dog hears is "Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah!"

Posted by: jakeman at April 04, 2012 03:22 PM (96M6e)

256 Problem is, she's representative of the people Rombley is supposed to be able to win over. =========== No she really isn't-she just presents herself as that -for the attention. One thing- her vanity wants to "pick the winner" but thankfully there really aren't that many narcissists out there with only that as motivation.

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:23 PM (r2PLg)

257 Most voters have more to lose if they vote for an economic loser as the Executive. There are few voters as protected from the economic realities as a tenured law professor.

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:24 PM (r2PLg)

258 "You promise not nut in my mouth again, my big, sweet, Bam Bam?"

Posted by: Ann Althouse at April 04, 2012 03:24 PM (cYMja)

259 >>Punching above his weight?
Posted by: Trav

We have seen this before...it's call rope a dope.

Posted by: sTevo at April 04, 2012 03:24 PM (VMcEw)

260 266 No,it would be "you promise TO nut in my mouth".

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:25 PM (7W3wI)

261

@262

 

He's a closet rug sniffer, using taqiiya with his every breath.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2012 03:26 PM (+5U+B)

262 268 266 No,it would be "you promise TO nut in my mouth". Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 07:25 PM (7W3wI) Well, I though of that, but I think my formulation is better to underscore the point.

Posted by: Ann Althouse at April 04, 2012 03:28 PM (cYMja)

263 This thread smells of cheap wine and semen.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2012 03:28 PM (KNvk+)

264 #254 Thank you! I'm learning a lot reading and posting here on the blog.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:29 PM (R5yLq)

265 Anon, that's a damn fine analysis of Althouse.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 03:29 PM (isP0N)

266

So who is hotter:

Ann Althouse or Samantha Brick?

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2012 03:30 PM (3SvjA)

267 Here's what you get for earning them some extra ratings. you may remember, with Sarah Palin as our guest host. And there's been some reaction, in fact a lot of it, in fact, has been mixed." Later, fellow co-host Matt Lauer highlighted Palin-bashing by Daily Show host Jon Stewart, who mocked: "It's Sarah Palin co-hosting the Today show! And she was there performing a medley of her greatest hits from, 'I don't read newspapers,' to 'I write on my hand.' To that old chestnut, 'I passive aggressively hate Matt Lauer with every ounce of my being.'" After the clip, Lauer joked: "Thank you, Mr. Stewart for the cross promotion there. We really appreciate it." Stewart went on to further slam Palin's appearance: "It's just another place for you to tout your brand of homespun nonsense unchallenged!"

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:30 PM (7W3wI)

268 I'd settle for a pity post at this point.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2012 03:31 PM (KNvk+)

269 #276 Ahhhhh, poor Dr Spank. Better?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:33 PM (R5yLq)

270 272 #254 Thank you! I'm learning a lot reading and posting here on the blog. Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:29 PM (R5yLq) 273 Anon, that's a damn fine analysis of Althouse. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 07:29 PM (isP0N) ************* Of course you get how I'm feeding right into- giving her more attention. Yes! I am the patsy!

Posted by: anon because at April 04, 2012 03:33 PM (r2PLg)

271 *Submitted for approval for inclusion in the Moron Periodic Table of Political Elements.  From the "Canadian Oil" thread...*

"$100 a tankful, no problem. FU52.



Posted by: NC Ref"


*Checks Bizzaro World Periodic Table*

FU52 - Fucktardium. The densest substance in the known universe. So dense, it causes a phenomenon known as "Black Hole Stupid", which has an Event Horizon of Ignorance so powerful that not even the tiniest particle of intelligence can penetrate it.


Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at April 04, 2012 03:33 PM (HYbYx)

272 Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Posted by: Barack Burgundy at April 04, 2012 03:34 PM (eHIJJ)

273

"Actually - If I were the GOP here, I wouldn't even bother with the "tired rhetoric" stuff.

Honestly, just interpose the clips - then end fade to a lengthy cut to an empty podium with the audio of Obama still repeating - then fade to black.

You don't even need added commentary"

 

I like this idea - as long as there are Greek columns included in the empty podium shot.

Posted by: a white hispanic at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (ssVeC)

274 Caption:

JEF 2011.......................JEF 2012

Or

SCoaMF 2011........................ScoaMF 2012


Or

Same Shit..............................Different Year

Posted by: sTevo at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (VMcEw)

275 "Punching above his weight" is about as apt as we are ever going to get.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (dptRY)

276 President Rip and Read

Posted by: buzzion at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (di63f)

277 #278 Do you think she reads this blog?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (R5yLq)

278 Stop tweeting me about Obama's imbecility, people. We're past that now.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at April 04, 2012 03:35 PM (eHIJJ)

279 276, here you go, Doc.

Posted by: Reacharound Post at April 04, 2012 03:36 PM (96M6e)

280 FU-52 LOL, there is a drug called FU-5.  I just finished my last pumper full of it last week.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:36 PM (YdQQY)

281

@279

 

"Black Hole Stupid" ....That's gotta be worse than Weapons Grade Stupid.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2012 03:38 PM (+5U+B)

282 The best write up regarding the Treyvon Martin case complete with new times, photos, marked maps, & missing addresses: http://goo.gl/bDxrZ

Posted by: mike at April 04, 2012 03:38 PM (fsTVa)

283 #288 Isn't that used in chemotherapy?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:39 PM (R5yLq)

284 274 So who is hotter: Ann Althouse or Samantha Brick? Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2012 07:30 PM (3SvjA) I smell a THREESOME!

Posted by: Ann Althouse at April 04, 2012 03:39 PM (BB0/w)

285 Let's face it. Obama was elected by a combination of idiot Democrats and black communists.  There will still be that spectrum of assholes out there.  What will save us is perhaps enough of them have been turned of by him they will sit out the next election.

And we must pray that disaffected conservatives do not sit out the election in any significant numbers.  Thios is what decides election, not that mythical bullshit "independent" group.

Contrary to what Ann Althouse says there is no such thing as an independent "moderate".  You are either a conservative or a liberal.  A self-described "moderate"is a liberal in denial.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:40 PM (YdQQY)

286 Being a Con Law prof means never having to hear your-"logic" stinks.

If they're the one's interpreting our Constitution, we have no Constitution.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 03:40 PM (QTHTd)

287 292 And it smells like Tuna left out in the sun.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 03:40 PM (7W3wI)

288

Ya know what I want?

 

I just want him GONE.

 

I'm tired.

 

I have a feeling that by the time November rolls around, there are going to be more and more Democrats who feel the same way.

 

Those numbers in the Wisconsin Republican primary are no fluke - I have a feeling that is the same kind of turnout we will have in the General Election because people want him OUT.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 04, 2012 03:40 PM (0xqzf)

289 Isn't that used in chemotherapy?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:39 PM (R5yLq)

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Yes

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:41 PM (YdQQY)

290 Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:36 PM (YdQQY)

Fluorouracil.

My dad really enjoyed his time with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:42 PM (nEUpB)

291

Just awesome.  Ted Baxter is the President of the United States.

Posted by: JD at April 04, 2012 03:42 PM (pp/0D)

292 #297 I hope you are ok!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:42 PM (R5yLq)

293 285 #278

Do you think she reads this blog?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:35 PM (R5yLq)

 

She's read some of it.  Because she really wasn't a fan of ace talking about wicket "nutting on" some women.  http://minx.cc/?post=304796

Posted by: buzzion at April 04, 2012 03:43 PM (GULKT)

294 I'm doing OK for now.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:43 PM (YdQQY)

295 Running total:

Canada pissed.
Mexico pissed.
Supreme Court pissed.
Libya wrecked.
Egypt wrecked.
Iraq teetering.
Afghanistan uber-teetering.
Pakistan pissed, teetering, and nuclear.
North Korea unchanged.
Budget unsustainable.
DOJ incompetent.
Joe Biden still around.
Dollar tanking.
Unemployment still around.
Housing market still sucky.
Volt on hold.
Solyndra dead.

Let's talk about Zimmerman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 04, 2012 03:43 PM (7utQ2)

296 Is the country better off than it was 4 years ago? Are you?

Posted by: Vote Romney at April 04, 2012 03:45 PM (KNvk+)

297

Joe Biden still around.

Clowns are evil.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2012 03:45 PM (3SvjA)

298 Running total:

Honduras pissd
Poland pissed
Britain pissed

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2012 03:45 PM (QKKT0)

299 Posted by: mama winger at April 04, 2012 07:04 PM (P6QsQ)

"You're a Jew -- you don't deserve to live."

That's a direct quotation. (I'll tell you what happened next over a beer)

All that bullshit about the Summer of Love and non-violence and blah, blah, blah is for the willing dupes who are being controlled by the hard Left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:45 PM (nEUpB)

300 Running total:

Mexico pissed
Mexican drug lords ecstatic

Posted by: Cicero at April 04, 2012 03:46 PM (QKKT0)

301 #301 I guess she doesn't have a sense of humor. I find that sad, that she is going through life as an uptight narcissist.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:48 PM (R5yLq)

302 Contrary to what Ann Althouse says there is no such thing as an independent "moderate". You are either a conservative or a liberal. A self-described "moderate"is a liberal in denial.

I wouldn't say that. Most "moderates" are low-information types who don't pay attention to politics until the week before they cast their vote. It's how guys like Obama can get away with bald-faced lies: the "moderates" don't actually pay attention to what he does, only what he says.

It's why the economy is such a big deal. It informs the moderate beyond the platitudes.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 04, 2012 03:48 PM (bjRNS)

303 Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:41 PM (YdQQY)

You better not be mixing it in your bourbon!

Water, ice or neat. That's the law.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:49 PM (nEUpB)

304 #302 I'm glad to hear that Vic. I'll add you to my prayers.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 03:49 PM (R5yLq)

305 There were many varied Christian beliefs before the Council of Nicene. The [g]Nostic Scriptures are proof of that.

The thing with the Gnostics is that they really didn't have a Scripture beyond the Old Testament. They had a huge *library* instead, of more-or-less authoritative works. That's why each sect needed a elite caste to interpret it all. AFAIK, the only two sects which insisted on a manageable New Testament canon were the Marcionites and the proto-Orthodox.

The proto-Orthodox had actually agreed on most of what we have in our New Testament - and they mostly got it right, too. 2 Peter doesn't really belong, and it sucks for today's Catholics that 1 Clement got excluded. (Fortunately 1 Clement at least didn't get *lost*. All Christians should read this. Didache, too.)

Agreed that Nicaea was mainly political grandstanding.

I'm by no means a fan of Conservatism, and I'm pretty ambivalent on Christianity, but Conservatives and mainline Christians are - to the best of my knowledge - correct that mainline Christianity (including everything from Orthodox to Baptists) have an unbroken line of descent to the first century AD and a canon of Scripture which is almost perfect. Perfect enough to support mainline Christianity, anyway.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 03:50 PM (QTHTd)

306 Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:48 PM (R5yLq)

Well, at least she has one hell of a role model in the White House.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:51 PM (nEUpB)

307 Jeez. I would hope our first bisexual president would be bangable. Anyway,this guy's stupid just magnifies his retardation. Not wanting to hit.

Posted by: IrRegular Joe at April 04, 2012 03:52 PM (Vg4Vv)

308
You better not be mixing it in your bourbon!

Water, ice or neat. That's the law.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 07:49 PM (nEUpB)

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No FU-5 in my bourbon. Didn't even drink bourbon while I was wearing the pump.  And I like my bourbon over ice. No other additives.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:53 PM (YdQQY)

309 *facepalm* Good Lord this man is an embarrassment.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 04, 2012 03:53 PM (CA2NO)

310 I guess she doesn't have a sense of humor. I find that sad, that she is going through life as an uptight narcissist.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 07:48 PM (R5yLq)


I know she gets a love of Insta-love but from accounts and videos of her I've seen she seems rather prickly and humorless. She'd done good reporting on the WI events but otherwise I haven't been that impressed with her political posts.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 04, 2012 03:53 PM (pAlYe)

311 Honduras pissd
Poland pissed
Britain pissed


Canada pissed
Israel pissed

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 03:53 PM (QTHTd)

312 I feel like writing off Ryan because of the senior vote is simply capitulating on any principles the GOP has left. I'm conflicted.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 04, 2012 03:54 PM (dptRY)

313

Honduras pissd
Poland pissed
Britain pissed


I'm pissed.

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2012 03:57 PM (XkVVw)

314 "When the pearl is cast down into the mud, it becomes greatly despised, nor if it is anointed with balsam oil will it become more precious. But it always has value in the eyes of its owner. Compare the Sons of God: wherever they may be, they still have value in the eyes of their Father." -- Gospel of Philip

Soona is right that some (heretical, IMO) early Christian sects held themselves out as "sons of God".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 03:57 PM (QTHTd)

315 I wouldn't say that. Most "moderates" are low-information types who don't pay attention to politics until the week before they cast their vote. It's how guys like Obama can get away with bald-faced lies: the "moderates" don't actually pay attention to what he does, only what he says.
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When ever I hear the terms moderate or hard right wing I have to ask the question, how do you tell the difference between them and others.

And there is no such thing as a large group of "independents" who sit vaguely by until the election and then go in and vote for whoever turns them on, changing parties every election.


People that stupid most of the time do not vote at all. People normally vote for the same party year after year. Most (if not all) conservatives vote Republican.  Most liberals vote Democrat. 

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 03:57 PM (YdQQY)

316 Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 07:53 PM (YdQQY)

Good for you. God did not intend bourbon to be a mixer.

By the way, in case you don't recall -- my dad went through what you are doing in 1995, and he's still a pain in the ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 03:58 PM (nEUpB)

317 Canada pissed
Israel pissed

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 07:53 PM (QTHTd)

 

------------------------------------------------

 

China laughing

Russia snickering

India pissed

Venezuela happy

Columbia pissed

Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2012 03:58 PM (fKkxr)

318 He read the Irish PM's speech until the super genius thanked himself and the Irish PM told the worlds smartest man he was reading the wrong speech.

Posted by: jukin at April 04, 2012 03:58 PM (5oKRH)

319

She'd done good reporting on the WI events but otherwise I haven't been that impressed with her political posts.


 

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 04, 2012 07:53 PM (pAlYe)

 

I only used to go over there for the lefty trolls/idiots in the comments.

 

I'd only rubberneck her whackier analyses.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 03:59 PM (isP0N)

320 Helen Thomas squirting

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 03:59 PM (QTHTd)

321 When leftists talk about "interpreting" the Constitution it should feel like if you overheard your spouse discussing "interpreting" what counts as adultery.

translation = ur fraked

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 03:59 PM (RfvTE)

322 By the way, in case you don't recall -- my dad went through what you are doing in 1995, and he's still a pain in the ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 04, 2012 07:58 PM (nEUpB)

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Good!  I'm going in tomorrow for a scan (after drinking my two bottles of chalky crap).

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 04:00 PM (YdQQY)

323 Good luck, Vic.

Posted by: jakeman at April 04, 2012 04:01 PM (96M6e)

324

I just read the tome titled: "Great Moderates in History"

h/t to Rush

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2012 04:01 PM (XkVVw)

325 "A bill authored by a Southland lawmaker that could potentially allow the federal government to prevent any Americans who owe back taxes from traveling outside the U.S. is one step closer to becoming law. Senate Bill 1813 was introduced back in November by Senator Barbara Boxer (D-Los Angeles) to “reauthorize Federal-aid highway and highway safety construction programs, and for other purposes” . After clearing the Senate on a 74 – 22 vote on March 14, SB 1813 is now headed for a vote in the House of Representatives, where it’s expected to encounter stiffer opposition among the GOP majority." ...LA times The bill would allow the IRS, at their discretion, to suspend any American's passport. Kinda like looking at the Berlin Wall from the inside nowdays.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 04, 2012 04:03 PM (WCuHB)

326 >>God did not intend bourbon to be a mixer.

Did the bourbon, scotch, beer thing Monday night (pool night). The bourbon definitely mixed.

Posted by: sTevo at April 04, 2012 04:03 PM (VMcEw)

327 I do know this, some lefties don't want to be responsible or have to spend another 4 years looking like fools defending or excusing Obama.  Those with any integrity are tired of being embarrassed.  He flat out tells them one thing and repeats it, they repeat it to someone or on facebook and then they get hammered with videos or articles chronicling how much of a straight liar he is.

Reminds me, a good time for me to mention, they cant pester me about  Bush because I never actually voted for him.  (I never voted until 2010 when the dems scared the shit out of me)

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 04, 2012 04:03 PM (RfvTE)

328 331 Good luck, Vic.


Seconded.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2012 04:04 PM (KNvk+)

329 Vic: "What will save us is perhaps enough of them have been turned of by him they will sit out the next election."

Which is exactly why there's now a "war on women" and a "war on blacks" and a "war on the 99%" etc. Throw the biggest plate of spaghetti at the 'fridge and hope like hell something, anything!, sticks.

And the likes of Althouse are giving him "campaign advice" on how to further his con. Way to go, Ann. Pitch a bullshit rhetorical device, called a lie to the laymen, to get the radical - oops, I mean moderate - a fighting chance even though it's just so glaringly obvious that that's not what you're really trying to do because, well, we just don't get you.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 04, 2012 04:05 PM (eHIJJ)

330 "A bill authored by a Southland lawmaker that could potentially allow the federal government to prevent any Americans who owe back taxes from traveling outside the U.S. is one step closer to becoming law. " ...Illegals will continue to come and go as they please.

Posted by: The Underhills at April 04, 2012 04:07 PM (I1icO)

331 When Barack Obama faces controversy and push-back from Republicans, what is it that guides him through the tough moments of his presidency? ChristÂ’s agony and resurrection, he says. In his annual Easter speech, Obama laid out his beliefs regarding how ChristÂ’s story has personally impacted his ability to handle the challenges the presidency has brought upon him.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 04:08 PM (7W3wI)

332 I went over and checked that Althouse blog after it was talked about here. I saw no usefulness in it whatsoever. In fact, it annoyed me.

Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2012 04:08 PM (CMM9V)

333 #318 I find it ironic that conservatives are supposed to be hateful. When I read this blog I do see some frustration but no hate. The people here are warm and wonderful and they all seem to have a great sense of humor. I have read a few liberal blogs and the people that post on them seem to be so angry all the time and they say some of the most hateful things.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 04:08 PM (R5yLq)

334 Circa (Insert Year Here): "DOJ incompetent."

A little credit here, please. We're criminal, not incompetent.

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 04, 2012 04:08 PM (eHIJJ)

335 Breathing sigh of relief tonight.  Finally heard from our son after over two weeks.  He's alive.

The DOD announced his friend's death yesterday.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 04:09 PM (UOM48)

336 #340 I read three or four of her posts and I agree with you Dagny. I didn't see any reason to read more.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 04:09 PM (R5yLq)

337 341 Shut Up. i hate you.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 04, 2012 04:10 PM (WCuHB)

338 #343 That is great news Jane! I have been praying for him.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 04:11 PM (R5yLq)

339 Thanks, Hummingbird.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 04:12 PM (UOM48)

340 Just kiddin'. You seem like a lovely positive and delightful woman and SoS is very lucky to know you.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 04, 2012 04:12 PM (WCuHB)

341 343 Oh shit?Was he there when it happened?

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 04:12 PM (7W3wI)

342

 I do see some frustration but no hate

 

You're new here.

 

/sarc

Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2012 04:12 PM (XkVVw)

343

I only occassionally comment on Althouse.  And every time I do, no matter what I'm saying, I plainly state that she voted for Obama and everything she says ought to be viewed through that kaleidoscope.

 

and thank God, Jane

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 04:12 PM (I2LwF)

344 That's great Jane! {{{hugs}}}

My husband was just telling me about how he had to discipline a subordinate today. Told him that he was right on the facts but now that he wasn't at DoJ anymore, he couldn't go out and just be a dick.

Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2012 04:13 PM (CMM9V)

345 And there is no such thing as a large group of "independents" who sit vaguely by until the election and then go in and vote for whoever turns them on, changing parties every election.

You'd better hope they do exist, or the 52% will be back.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 04, 2012 04:14 PM (bjRNS)

346 I keep hearing about more and more absolute crappy shit that the commies in the Senate have stuffed in that highway bill.



The House simply needs to kill it until next year when the commies have been sent packing. They need to send it to the trash can and tell Dingy Harry that from now on they will not accept any bills that contain off topic laws in it. IOW highway bills are for highways, nothing else.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 04:14 PM (YdQQY)

347 I wish I could share some major shit that went down.  Let's just say, our NATO allies don't give a fuck about hearts and minds when their people are getting killed.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 04:15 PM (UOM48)

348 You'd better hope they do exist, or the 52% will be back.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 04, 2012 08:14 PM (bjRNS)

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No, what will happen is what always happens.  Whoever gets their base to the polls will win, the other will not.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 04:15 PM (YdQQY)

349 356 Which is as it should be.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 04:16 PM (7W3wI)

350

For the first time today, I considered the possibility that SCOTUS overturns Obamacare... and that Obama continues to implement it anyway.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 04:17 PM (I2LwF)

351 358 If he does that,than shit just got real.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 04:18 PM (7W3wI)

352

"If i had a son, he would look just like a son of a god".

Posted by: Barky O' Frigstick at April 04, 2012 04:20 PM (xXg49)

353 354 The thing is Vic, why did this sort of crap bill get 74-22 votes to begin with? Aren't there more than 22 GOP senators in the senate? Who voted for this? This is Bullshit.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 04, 2012 04:21 PM (WCuHB)

354 I considered the possibility that SCOTUS overturns Obamacare... and that Obama continues to implement it anyway.

That's actually pretty scary. Who's going to stop him? Holder's DOJ? Yeah, right.

Posted by: Retread at April 04, 2012 04:24 PM (joSBv)

355 If a person in high office abandons the Constitution, is he still entitled to the protections and loyalty of those who swore an oath to defend it?

Posted by: sifty at April 04, 2012 04:29 PM (uGQ4X)

356 57 states + a son of God = muslim

Posted by: JustMe at April 04, 2012 04:30 PM (Rs9j+)

357 I think that if SCOTUS overturns Commiecare, Obama will just declare it too important to scrap. He will do it anyway and say he'll drop it when Congress passes something else.

He is living his epaulet-encrusted Third World Dictator fantasies.

Posted by: sifty at April 04, 2012 04:33 PM (uGQ4X)

358 "If i had a son, he would look just like a son of a god".
- threadwinna

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 04:34 PM (QTHTd)

359 Jane D'oh, I am thrilled for you and yours.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 04:34 PM (+xvsk)

360 Told him that he was right on the facts but now that he wasn't at DoJ anymore, he couldn't go out and just be a dick.

That's a lesson I tend to forget now and then. . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, unrepentant at April 04, 2012 04:36 PM (QTHTd)

361 367 Jane D'oh, I am thrilled for you and yours.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 08:34 PM (+xvsk)




Thanks.  Only 5-6 months more of this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2012 04:36 PM (UOM48)

362 . . . yeah.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, okay maybe a little repentant at April 04, 2012 04:36 PM (QTHTd)

363 Allright Laura ya tricked me into wasting a full minute of my lifetime listening to PresNitWit Petey!

Guys a black liberation theorist, he is a Marxist, Lenin, Stalin wannabee, congrats on getting me to listen, but it doesn't change the fact that Obama is A Stutterring Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure and the worst President ever.
His second term should be spent in a max security prison.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 04, 2012 04:38 PM (nonzP)

364 Thank you, Laura.

This is hilarious, and at the same time, scary that so many consider him the Chosen Won. I will email this to many tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 04, 2012 04:41 PM (baL2B)

365 Aren't there more than 22 GOP senators in the senate? Who voted for this? This is Bullshit.
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A bunch of them voted for it full of all this hidden crap.

Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 04:44 PM (YdQQY)

366
@ 296 Those numbers in the Wisconsin Republican primary are no fluke - I have a feeling that is the same kind of turnout we will have in the General Election because people want him OUT.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 04, 2012 07:40 PM (0xqzf)


Ditto...I am thinking, hoping and praying this is true.

290 days, 15 hours until January 20, 2013 and this thug is back in Chicago.


Jane...very happy you heard from your son. I said a prayer for him the day you were so worried.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at April 04, 2012 04:52 PM (baL2B)

367 "even the inflection and pauses are the same"

Jay Carney responded  "I bet George Bush couldn't do this!  Neener, neener, neener!"

Posted by: Greg at April 04, 2012 04:54 PM (ReF/l)

368 Jane,
Prayers for the boy!

Posted by: ChrisP at April 04, 2012 05:02 PM (H6X3k)

369 prayers for your son and you Jane, mr D'oh too.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 04, 2012 05:10 PM (nonzP)

370 KayInMaine was Tokyo Rose in a previous life.  Currently, she spends her valuable God given time here on earth trying to antagonize people with different points of view in hopes that some day Keith Olberman will run out of available bathtub dates and invite her over for the usual one night stand.  She will then be content knowing that she did the best she could for the benefit of her fellow man and will therefore look forward to her eternal reward as a "Good and Faithful Servant".

Posted by: Greg at April 04, 2012 05:10 PM (ReF/l)

371 Obama is like many action movies: The best parts are in the trailer.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 04, 2012 05:19 PM (dptRY)

372 354 I keep hearing about more and more absolute crappy shit that the commies in the Senate have stuffed in that highway bill. The House simply needs to kill it until next year when the commies have been sent packing. They need to send it to the trash can and tell Dingy Harry that from now on they will not accept any bills that contain off topic laws in it. IOW highway bills are for highways, nothing else. Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2012 08:14 PM (YdQQY) WTF!?!?! It seems like every other month I hear about some ungodly highway bill. I think they all like to have this a regular thing because it is big and they can shove all kinds of shit in there. Yeah, I'm looking at you, too, Republicans.

Posted by: Schadenfreude at the Pain of the Trolls at April 04, 2012 05:24 PM (BB0/w)

373 I have a question for those who think that Obama will continue on with Zerocare if it is struck down. Andrew Jackson is frequently cited; his disagreement with the court involved removing Indians from their land...my point being, it was something physical that the court really couldn't prevent. And in any event, his actions had popular backing. How would Obama be able to go on enforcing a law such as Obamacare, which is despised by many in the country? Can't the states, hospitals and/or the insurance industry ignore Obama;s ignorance?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 04, 2012 06:02 PM (fiXQh)

374 It's the same as with the "punching above their weight" comment with regards to our allied countries.  He *pauses* "uh" *pause*, "It's tha' *pause* strawman I *pause* uhhh *pause* always knock down...."

Posted by: Heftyjo at April 04, 2012 06:51 PM (ZY2ax)

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