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April 12, 2012

By The Way-- What Was Obama's Employment History?
— Ace

I know he drew a paycheck.

How much did he work?

To put this in terms that Barack Obama might understand (as Sarah Palin once said), Ann Romney was a community organizer with actual job responsibilities.

And then after that, the Guy He Doesn't Know At All hired him for a high-paying, cushy, no-real-responsibilities gig.

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1 First!

Posted by: Ducatisti at April 12, 2012 08:00 AM (a1ccH)

Hey, let's make this more personal since we're going after wives, who hired Michelle Obama, are there any minutes of the meeting creating her position and was it filled after she left and if not, why not?

If the Left wants to play by these rules, let's play.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:01 AM (VtjlW)

3 Do Blow Jobs count?

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 12, 2012 08:02 AM (akP5G)

4 Can we make fun of Michelle Obama now ace? Can the gloves finally come off?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 12, 2012 08:02 AM (6GU3o)

5 Via Twitter @Ben_Howe In which @breeannehowe asks the question: "If being a mom is so easy, why all the abortions?" http://t.co/5PUklSPO #waronmoms #sgp #prolife

Posted by: Y-not Polka Dot Pink Person at April 12, 2012 08:02 AM (5H6zj)

6 Imma bout to go George Zimmerman on yo ass.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 12, 2012 08:03 AM (A6JXc)

7 Do we even have any proof that he did anything while he was editor at the Harvard Law Review? Hell we really don't have any actual "product" of his college days--unless you can count that one poem of Obama's. (That's the only evidence i recall.)

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:03 AM (r2PLg)

8 Affirmative Action Jackson!

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at April 12, 2012 08:03 AM (GTbGH)

9 Newt "I'm the last true conservative" Gingrich hardest hit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 12, 2012 08:03 AM (9t6jP)

Thank gawd I never had a job.

Work is hard.

Actually got to have results and shit.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2012 08:04 AM (A6JXc)

Daddy is a worker! He works on his golf game and Wednesday night bbq guest list. You serfs need to be quiet, obey and get back to work! Your taxes pay for our well deserved vacations.

Posted by: Malia in DC at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (c3mby)

Affirmative Action Jackson!

Now with Kung Fu Grip!

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (akP5G)

13 Btw the media will never report on how this hurts democrats among women and how they are fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (6GU3o)

14 Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (RpXV8)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (8y9MW)

16 Not only what jobs did he hold, but who were his friends? Professors? School mates that remember him? Co-Workers? Girlfriends/boyfriends?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (ZHge+)

17 Obama was an Organizer of Coordinated Distractions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 12, 2012 08:05 AM (jUytm)

Fuck you, thats why.

I check off the damn boxes.

Getoffmyback.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 12, 2012 08:06 AM (A6JXc)

19 speaking of jobs... how 'bout that shitty new weekly unemployment claims data?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 12, 2012 08:06 AM (jUytm)

20 4 Can we make fun of Michelle Obama now ace? Can the gloves finally come off? Posted by: Mr Pink at April 12, 2012 12:02 PM (6GU3o) ******* No we want to win. That essentially is a losing proposition. In fact I think almost 30% of women with children stay at home. So the Democrats don't have the winning math strategy here. That's why Axelrod is out trying to put this out. He knows this isn't a "winner".

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:06 AM (r2PLg)

Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

I do this every time I make sweet love to Michelle.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 12, 2012 08:07 AM (akP5G)

22 Most of my dad's wives were stay at home moms.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 12, 2012 08:07 AM (A6JXc)

23 Or to paraphrase Joe Plugs Biden -- I stayed in the the Senate for 36 years rather than run for Governor, because they expect you to work and show results as Governor.

Dodging work -- a liberal tradition since time began. The first shaman was almost certainly a Dem. No hard labor and just make up shit? I'm in, baby!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2012 08:09 AM (ccXZP)

24 I started out as a paperboy in Indonesia!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 12, 2012 08:09 AM (kDLl+)

25 The other thing--this gives Romney a great excuse to get his family out there. He has a great looking family-and it humanizes Mitt. Never underestimate the Dems power to do the impossible- unite Republicans.

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:10 AM (r2PLg)

26 Michelle Obama would be a stay at home mom if she weren't vacationing all the time.

Posted by: Andy at April 12, 2012 08:10 AM (5Rurq)

27 Just so's we're clear about this: neither I nor Kathy Griffin went down to where he worked and knocked the dick out of his mouth.

Posted by: Josephina Victoria Occhiuto, FeaxJoy, FeaxJew at April 12, 2012 08:10 AM (0It32)

28 Student, Occidental College/Columbia University, 1979-1983 Business International Corporation, 1983 New York Public Interest Research Group, 1984 Community Organizer, Developing Communities Project (Chicago), 1985-1988 Student, Harvard Law School, 1988-1991 Editor, Harvard Law Review, 1988-1989
President, Harvard Law Review, 1990-1991 Summer Intern, Sidley & Austin law firm, 1989 Summer Intern, Hopkins & Sutter law firm, 1990 Illinois Project Vote, 1992 Lecturer - Consitutional Law, Chicago Law School, 1992-2004 Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland law firm, 1993-2004 Illinois Senator, 13th District, 1996-2004 U.S. Senator, Illinois, 2005- 2009

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 12, 2012 08:10 AM (qfooS)

29 I was a Dancing Boy from 67-71 in an Indonesian Madrassa.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 12, 2012 08:10 AM (akP5G)

30 Or to paraphrase Joe Plugs Biden -- I stayed in the the Senate for 36 years rather than run for Governor, because they expect you to work and show results as Governor. ******** Biden is out there somewhere referring to Franken as a leading legal scholar of the Senate.

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:11 AM (r2PLg)

31 I don't even know WTH Rosen said about Mrs. Romney. Just as well.

Posted by: logprof at April 12, 2012 08:11 AM (ykSKg)

Summer Intern, Hopkins Sutter law firm, 1990

Born in 1961...essentially that would make him a 30 Year old Intern?

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:12 AM (akP5G)

33 Also, my work in Puckistan in 1981 is pretty darn impressive on my resume.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 12, 2012 08:13 AM (kDLl+)

34 Lecturer - Consitutional Law, Chicago Law School, 1992-2004 ************ Oh that's right--the NYT has his assigned reading lists.

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:13 AM (r2PLg)

Barack Obama is

The 30 Year Old Intern

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:13 AM (akP5G)

36 Barack H Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. Barack H Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. Barack H Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. Barack H Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Darth Manchurian Candidate at April 12, 2012 08:13 AM (niW49)

37 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012

My answer to you in the last thread was not intentionally curt.

Sorry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 12, 2012 08:14 AM (nEUpB)

38 Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

I do this every time I make sweet love to Michelle.

Even then, I have to take his word for it.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 12, 2012 08:14 AM (nd0uY)

39 He was a drug dealer for years. Does that make it on the resume?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 08:14 AM (1Jaio)

40 Basically, Barry has made a living out of being black, while not being too black.

Posted by: toby928© Pale Penis Person at April 12, 2012 08:14 AM (GTbGH)

41 >> Born in 1961...essentially that would make him a 30 Year old Intern?

He'd have been getting us coffee and a BJ a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 12, 2012 08:15 AM (5Rurq)

Michelle O.: Every mother works hard, and every woman deserves to be respected.

Yeh, everyone's equally good!

Bullshit.

Posted by: Mama AJ Pasty Pink and White Hispanic stay-at-home homeschooling mom at April 12, 2012 08:15 AM (XdlcF)

43 Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 12, 2012 12:05 PM (RpXV

You mean those weren't ads for a new "Star Wars" movie ?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 12, 2012 08:15 AM (6BgmB)

44 I worked from age 13 to age 28. Usually 2 jobs, sometimes three. Now I
raise 3 kids at home, 1 with autism. F U democrats.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:15 AM (KlaVO)

45 Kind of amazing how smart Dem operatives are at creating naratives for the press. The only more amazing thing is how the press laps this shit up. I think we know that there are no normal people in either the WH or press rooms. The stupid is big with these people. Methinks the bunker has an echo chamber in it.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at April 12, 2012 08:15 AM (ursbV)

46 Obama spent one summer as an intern bringing Bill Clinton his coffee. Until he fucked that up and got fired.

Posted by: Cicero at April 12, 2012 08:16 AM (Uqoi+)

47 She bitched about paying her student loans. This was of course when she was drawing over $300,000 from that sham 'community outreach' job at the hospital. He made about half of that. I'm not sure whey they pretend like they had to struggle.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 12, 2012 08:16 AM (pLTLS)

48 Probably the surest way to check the SCOAMF's employment history is to check the receipts of the best golf courses in the area to see which employers vouchered his greens fees

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2012 08:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

49 Personally, I don't think this thread is helpful.

Stay with Obama's War on Women.

Posted by: cherry at April 12, 2012 08:16 AM (OhYCU)

50 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2012 12:10 PM (qfooS)

He was not the editor of the Harvard Law Review.

He was the president, which is honorary and does not connote any intellectual prowess.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 12, 2012 08:16 AM (nEUpB)

51 My answer to you in the last thread was not intentionally curt.

Not a problem. I presumed it was just a short answer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (8y9MW)

Student, Occidental College/Columbia University, 1979-1983

Business International Corporation, 1983

New York Public Interest Research Group, 1984

Community Organizer, Developing Communities Project (Chicago), 1985-1988

Student, Harvard Law School, 1988-1991

Editor, Harvard Law Review, 1988-1989

President, Harvard Law Review, 1990-1991

Summer Intern, Sidley & Austin law firm, 1989

Summer Intern, Hopkins & Sutter law firm, 1990

Illinois Project Vote, 1992

Lecturer - Consitutional Law, Chicago Law School, 1992-2004

Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland law firm, 1993-2004

Illinois Senator, 13th District, 1996-2004

U.S. Senator, Illinois, 2005-20008

2009-present SCOAMF United

Posted by: Emperor Barkymus at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (Fvey9)

53 Okay, Bill, you beat me to it.

Read first, comment second.
Read first, comment second.

Posted by: Cicero at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (Uqoi+)

54 It's always a good idea to go after stay-at-home moms. I don't know anyone who had a stay-at-home mom who loves their mother. Frankly, I think if you have a problem with your mother being demeaned as a lazy layabout, you should give yourself a post-birth abortion.

Posted by: H. Rosen at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (4df7R)

55 I'm sure he issued thousands of 1099-BJ's.Pproblem is those were anonymous subcontractors.

Posted by: The white-fagala at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (Vg4Vv)

56 OH YEAH, and with NO govt asst. #45

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:17 AM (KlaVO)

57 Summer Intern, Hopkins Sutter law firm, 1990
Born in 1961...essentially that would make him a 30 Year old Intern?>>

I was born in 62 and by 90 had 2 kids and 5 years of work history in my chosen career.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 12, 2012 08:18 AM (tf9Ne)

58 I've been to the WH 36 times! I have often see President Soetoro working. Working hard - not hardly working. So shut up!

Posted by: Hilary Rosen at April 12, 2012 08:18 AM (c3mby)

59 Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 12:15 PM (KlaVO)

This is clearly fake.

San Francisco outlawed Jews last year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 12, 2012 08:18 AM (nEUpB)

Read first, comment second.

You new here?

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:18 AM (akP5G)

61 #60 we lay low.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:19 AM (KlaVO)

62 Damn! sorry for the screwed up formatting. #53

Posted by: Emperor Barkymus at April 12, 2012 08:19 AM (Fvey9)

63 Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 12:19 PM (KlaVO)

99% of the anti-Semitism I have experienced was in San Francisco, Berkeley and Oakland.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 12, 2012 08:20 AM (nEUpB)

64 She bitched about paying her student loans. This was of course when she was drawing over $300,000 from that sham 'community outreach' job at the hospital. He made about half of that. I'm not sure whey they pretend like they had to struggle.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 12, 2012 12:16 PM (pLTLS)

They know all about struggle. Have you seen the price of arugula lately?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 08:20 AM (1Jaio)

65 Quick, someone plant a suspicious package so we can get Hilary off the news.

Posted by: Axelrod at April 12, 2012 08:21 AM (OhYCU)

66 They know all about struggle. Have you seen the price of arugula lately?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 12:20 PM (1Jaio)

It's so cute that you think they buy their own food!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 12, 2012 08:21 AM (4df7R)

67 "We didn't have the luxury for Michelle not to work." -POTUS When I read that quote, in my head I hear...Harvard grad couldn't provide for his family.

Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2012 08:22 AM (mjR67)

68 #64 I believe you.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:22 AM (KlaVO)

69 When I go "work" at the food banks I know I always wear my $450 kicks

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 12, 2012 08:22 AM (pLTLS)

70 The only thing Obama has ever done in his whole career is spend somebody elses money.

Posted by: NeoKong at April 12, 2012 08:22 AM (0d5Yb)

Also, my work in Puckistan in 1981 is pretty darn impressive on my resume.

Yep, you left "pharmaceutical courier" off your resume.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 12, 2012 08:23 AM (Z0FoP)

72 Quick, someone plant a suspicious package so we can get Hilary off the news.
Posted by: Axelrod
.......
Wasn't "untimely death of a foreign leader" next on the list of distractions?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2012 08:23 AM (f9c2L)

Cabrini Green.

Obama worked on that, right?

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:24 AM (akP5G)

74 #65 Being conservative and Jewish in SF is lonely, but spiritually fortifying.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:24 AM (KlaVO)

75 Cabrini Green.
Obama worked on that, right? Posted by: garrett
..........
Maybe on getting it torn down because the land became so valuable his buddies like Rezko wanted it for new development.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2012 08:25 AM (f9c2L)

76 (CNSNews.com) - Speaking Friday at what the administration called Â“The White House Forum on Women and the Economy,Â” President Barack Obama said that after his two daughters were born, he and his wifeÂ—both Harvard Law School graduatesÂ—could not afford the Â“luxuryÂ” of having her stay home with the children.

In 2005, when Obama began serving in the U.S. Senate (and his daughters turned 4 and 7), he and his wife were earning a combined annual income of $479,062. Barack Obama was paid a salary of $162,100 by the U.S. taxpayers, and Michelle Obama was paid $316,962 to handle community affairs for the University of Chicago Medical Center.

They were just scrapping by. Barry was showing up late or not at all and Aunt Esther was at a job that didn't exist before or after her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 08:25 AM (1Jaio)

77 Wait, I saw michelle interviewed wherein she said she made him write the books because he needed to make money. No one is mentioning the enormous income from the books.

Posted by: cassie at April 12, 2012 08:27 AM (oZfic)

78 Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 12, 2012 12:05 PM (RpXV

Oh yeah, I'm in.....debt up to my eyeballs, you worthless piece of mooching crap. Tell your husband to lay off the economic bullshit please.

Posted by: tcn at April 12, 2012 08:27 AM (WhSRj)

Personally, I don't think this thread is helpful.

Stay with Obama's War on Women.<<<<

Yes. You won't peel off Dems by questioning his qualifications. That line of attack became moot once he was elected.

However, having prominent Dems like Hilary Rosen attack what is the most sacred duty a mother can fulfill WILL piss off many women.

Axelrod was tweeting away in pants-shitting terror last night. The more contrasts we can draw between Dems and normal people, the better. Some are reasonable and can be swayed.

Some, like navycopjoe, actually revel in their Demtard faggotry.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 12, 2012 08:27 AM (hVVZR)

80 I thought BO's last job was being a pimp. Because I KNOW I've been fucked everyday since he took office and it has cost me a shit load.

Posted by: momma at April 12, 2012 08:27 AM (oKsWl)

81 #79 Keeps us sharp.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:28 AM (KlaVO)

82 OT Here's proof that the Moron LifestyleÂ© is superior:

Drinking alcohol may enhance a personÂ’s problem solving skills, according to a new study.

Scientists found that men who either drank two pints of beer or two glasses of wine before solving brain teasers not only got more questions right, they also were quicker in delivering correct answers, compared to men who answered the questions sober.

http://tinyurl.com/d78rjxg (from Drudge link)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2012 08:29 AM (ccXZP)

83 Does anybody know where obama's KGB paystubs are?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 12, 2012 08:29 AM (i6RpT)

84 I was born in 62 and by 90 had 2 kids and 5 years of work history in my
chosen career.

I'll turn 30 this year. I've got 6 years of work history, plus the part time jobs I held in high school and college. Fuck Toonces and his arrogant wife.

Posted by: Alex at April 12, 2012 08:30 AM (tlK1P)

Summer Intern, Hopkins Sutter law firm, 1990

Am I the only one who read that as "Hopkins Stutter Law Firm?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (4df7R)

86 If Hilary Rosen thinks staying home and raising your children is so fricking easy she should try it some time. Stupid scrunt. Hilary Rosen + pineapple some assembly required.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurker and stay-at-home mom at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (qFpRI)

Moochelle made money off the tax payer. To democrats, that's the only real way to make money.

Posted by: rectal exam at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (O7ksG)

Can a Light Worker get some respect around here?

Posted by: nathan_detroit at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (+q3dR)

89 283 Days Until We Evict the SCOAMF

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (92NQZ)

90 Wasn't Michelle a 300K / yr "diversity coordinator" for a hospital that received grant money as a result of her husband's connections?

Posted by: SamInVA at April 12, 2012 08:31 AM (rFiOs)

91 Scientists found that men who either drank two pints of beer or two glasses of wine before solving brain teasers not only got more questions right, they also were quicker in delivering correct answers, compared to men who answered the questions sober.

I find that computing windage and elevation while hobo hunting is much easier after a fifth of Valu-Rite.

Valu-Rite, it does a body good. Get yours off a dead hobo near you!

Posted by: Don Pardo at April 12, 2012 08:32 AM (sbV1u)

92 85 OT Here's proof that the Moron LifestyleÂ© is superior:

Drinking alcohol may enhance a personÂ’s problem solving skills, according to a new study.

Scientists found that men who either drank two pints of beer or two glasses of wine before solving brain teasers not only got more questions right, they also were quicker in delivering correct answers, compared to men who answered the questions sober.

http://tinyurl.com/d78rjxg (from Drudge link)

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2012 12:29 PM (ccXZP)

Gotta disagree with this study. Men never deliver the "correct" answer when women are involved.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 08:32 AM (1grxW)

93 GnuBreed, W.C. Fields was right all along.

Posted by: Rosen's and Birch's Steely Dans Number 1-4 at April 12, 2012 08:32 AM (d0Tfm)

94 Stay at home moms are punished with babies.

Posted by: SCOAMF/T at April 12, 2012 08:33 AM (KlaVO)

95 I think Baracka was a producer or director because we spent a lot of time on the couch.

Posted by: Kal Penn at April 12, 2012 08:34 AM (1grxW)

96 Men never deliver the "correct" answer when women are involved.

That's because computing a correct answer where women are concerned involves metaphysics.

Men are better at just plain ole' physics

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 12, 2012 08:34 AM (sbV1u)

97 You would think an intern might be able to make a decent pot of coffee, no?

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2012 08:35 AM (/ZZCn)

98 Wasn't Michelle a 300K / yr "diversity coordinator" for a hospital that received grant money as a result of her husband's connections? Posted by: SamInVA

Before Michelle got here our diversity was all uncoordinated and well, fucked up. By the time she left, shit was coordinated.

Posted by: That Hospital at April 12, 2012 08:35 AM (Ky1+e)

99 BREAKING: Debbie Schultz and MichelleO attack Rosen

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Lives at April 12, 2012 08:35 AM (yAor6)

100 My good friend, Quincy M.E., is the one who did the medical exam on Trayvon and he told me that George Zimmerman is guilty and will probably go away for a long time.

Posted by: oZfic at April 12, 2012 08:35 AM (92NQZ)

101 i would like to add, Michelle Obama is now a stay at home mom right? she Does .not .work, because Campaigning for your spouse does not count. nor staying with your kids, BTW does Michelle have 'help ' taking care of the kids now?
you know those nannys and helpers. Is Michelle doing HER own laundry?
these are all the questions asked of Ann.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:35 AM (TomZ9)

102 You would think an intern might be able to make a decent pot of coffee, no?
Posted by: Fritz

Grind my beans, chubby bitch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 12, 2012 08:36 AM (Ky1+e)

103 Skull boat seat sniffer, Mens Harvard Row Team, 88-91

Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2012 08:36 AM (eavT+)

104 87 I was born in 62 and by 90 had 2 kids and 5 years of work history in my chosen career. I'll turn 30 this year. I've got 6 years of work history, plus the part time jobs I held in high school and college. Fuck Toonces and his arrogant wife. Posted by: Alex at April 12, 2012 12:30 PM (tlK1P) 32, have held two jobs outside of my home for a total of 9 1/2 years experience, plus the 5 years of experience of being A full time CEO of my home. Duties include chef, janitor, nurse, maid, yard work and gardening, baby and small child care, ect and so on. So, yeah, President Putt-Putt can fuck right off.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurker and stay-at-home mom at April 12, 2012 08:36 AM (qFpRI)

105 it's crazy. .
Michelle is a lazy stay at home mom, with perople to look after her kids and do her laundry@!

right?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:37 AM (TomZ9)

106 Repost from the other thread: Obama's whole schtick is we are going to take from those who have - and got to be havers because of the injustice of how the American system is set up - and give it to those who don't have. That's what fundamentally transform means. White man and woman marrying and breeding in a "traditional" family, well, of course they are well off because the system is set up to reward that. What does Ann Romney know about being a lesbian mother? Nothing. What does she know about being a teen impregnated by a foreigner? Nothing. What does she know about going to college, getting a degree in Womyn's studies or puppetry or some shit and having a zillion dollars in student loans and no prospects of earning a living? Nothing. All the "normals" are not Obama's consituency. He is policing up all the "others" and saying, hey, l get it that the system is not designed for you to succeed, so we got you covered. We'll change it so that if you want to be a musician and get your health care for free so you can follow your dreams, or whatever crap Pelosi said. And the only way to do that is to make those greedy normal bastards pay for it. That's why Obama's Hope and Change thing works - he's a guy who didn't fit the mold, and here he is, he runs the whole dang show. Aspirational indeed.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2012 08:37 AM (7vSU0)

107 BREAKING: Debbie Schultz and MichelleO attack fire hydrant

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 08:37 AM (92NQZ)

108 Ann Romney has no idea how easy she's got it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluk rhymes with at April 12, 2012 08:37 AM (KlaVO)

109 i think they have lost their minds.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:38 AM (TomZ9)

110 BREAKING: Debbie Schultz and MichelleO attack Rosen

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Lives at April 12, 2012 12:35 PM (yAor6)

Looks like Rosen is going to be sent to the political gulag for a while

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 08:38 AM (1Jaio)

111 The answer to this is simple, GO AFTER MICHELLE OBAMA!!! The GOP/establishment/Romney will never do it. So just layback and think of Reagan.

Posted by: McLovin at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (21lfy)

112 'zaftig' women strips naked at Denver areo-port when told to put out her ciggy

the war on naked over-endowed women continues....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (Dll6b)

113 BREAKING: MichelleO and Debbie Schultz attack a Ho Ho.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (4df7R)

114 Is Michelle doing HER own laundry? these are all the questions asked of Ann.

It doesn't matter what liberals do, only what they say. Also shut up.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (92NQZ)

115 Heh, Rush is on this now, having almost fun with this as we are. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was lurking here this morning. He's hitting every point made on the mornings' posts so far.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (d0Tfm)

116 Gawd I love this place but I gotta go morons. Try not to burn the place down before the ONT k?

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (3jGS1)

117

....if memory serves..... didnt FLOTUS discourage a bunch of teens from going into the "corporate world" and instead do things like volunteer and organize and such.

Ya know..... avoid the real jobs.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2012 08:39 AM (C8hzL)

118 Looks like Rosen is going to be sent to the political gulag for a while

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 12:38 PM (1Jaio)

damn it, i wanted her views to stay around until the election!

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:40 AM (TomZ9)

119 Let us non-breeders sort this out

Posted by: anderson cooper and hilary rosen at April 12, 2012 08:40 AM (KlaVO)

120 womAn ; I was distracted by her voluminous ass ( covered by a modesty bar )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 12, 2012 08:40 AM (Dll6b)

121 Today's AOSHQ PSA:

Need to copy and paste something for the morons' edification?

Use Notepad on your PC. Avoid using Word, as Word inserts metatags and all sorts of nasty Microsoft bullshit.

If you're on a Mac, well, it's supposed to 'just work,' so you are on your own.

~.*~.*~.*The more you know ~.*~.*~.*
/-/-/-/-/-/- Knowing is half the battle \-\-\-\-\-\

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 12, 2012 08:41 AM (qfooS)

122 Can't you loser wingnutz go after something important for once? Madonna's new CD is TANKING!!

Posted by: Hillary Rosie O'Riaaly at April 12, 2012 08:41 AM (0It32)

123 It looks like they've always been entitled ingrates with expensive tastes. Making over $160,000 but they couldn't "afford" for Michelle to stay at home? There's nothing wrong with her deciding to, ahem, "work," but to say she had to? Their lavish lifestyle mostly on other people's dime makes even more sense after this.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (21lBC)

124 If I didn't know better, I'd think he was lurking here this morning.

Are you sure that you *do* "know better?" Rush isn't big on mentioning websites where he gets ideas unless he's quoting them, or referencing them directly in some way.

He's said that before, when mentioning specific sites, because he's kind of like Instapundit in instigating accidental DOS attacks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (8y9MW)

125 liberal women war on women, Michelle Obama as a stay at home mom , with 'helpers' is now a worthless person.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (TomZ9)

126 Hispanics and LGBT get on the first 2 train cars, please. All aboard.

Posted by: Obama High Speed Train at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (OhYCU)

127 Do we have any proof that he actually graduated Harvard Law? He never passed the Illinois Bar Exam, did he?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (O3R/2)

128 Libs, like all other bullies, hate it when you hit back. They're scurrying like the rats they are. You think they're not worried about November?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 08:42 AM (92NQZ)

129 Does Rush realize that last night in the initial tweets they hit Romney with everything Her religion, her wealth, her education, they hit her with all blazing guns, until, someone noted that soccer moms are mostly stay at home moms. The bell went off in someone's brain and the denouncing of hilary began, it was funny to watch.

Posted by: cassie at April 12, 2012 08:43 AM (oZfic)

130 chique d'afrique, i don't really care if she worked or not. it's their choice . still they decided Ann Romney should have no choice in how she arranged her life. with the situation she was given.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:43 AM (TomZ9)

131

I like to pretend I'm that girl in the gang bang porn.

Posted by: Barry "twinkles" Obama at April 12, 2012 08:44 AM (tkraF)

132

"He's said that before, when mentioning specific sites, because he's kind of like Instapundit in instigating accidental DOS attacks."

I'd be so happy if he did that to my little blog that nobody reads.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 12, 2012 08:44 AM (d0Tfm)

133 Barry lowered the ocean levels and healed the planet. What other work do you need him to do?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 08:44 AM (1Jaio)

134 I agree with Hilary... Romney shouldn't be looking to his wife for questions about the economy. Our expert, John Corzine is way more qualified.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2012 08:45 AM (A5urV)

135 offer still stands

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Will Pay Ace $100 To Ban The Troll at April 12, 2012 08:45 AM (yAor6)

136 I'd be so happy if he did that to my little blog that nobody reads.

Ditto. (or is that "Dittos?")

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:45 AM (8y9MW)

137 CNN: "Do you think this is going to have legs"

hahahahaha

Posted by: cherry at April 12, 2012 08:45 AM (OhYCU)

138 138 I agree with Hilary... Romney shouldn't be looking to his wife for questions about the economy. Our expert, John Corzine is way more qualified.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2012 12:45 PM (A5urV)

you forgot me already joe?

Posted by: al frank en at April 12, 2012 08:45 AM (oZfic)

139 I tell you, there is nothing like getting ass fucked by a female gorilla with a strap on.

Posted by: Barry at April 12, 2012 08:46 AM (tkraF)

140

Calvin Gets a Job at WacArnolds.

http://tinyurl.com/7fvvch9

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:47 AM (akP5G)

141 still they decided Ann Romney should have no choice in how she arranged her life. with the situation she was given.Posted by: willow

I think the best part is that Ann Romney is attacked for staying at home...Sarah Palin is attacked for not staying at home. Really? Seriously? I guess the community-based reality has schizophrenia.

Libs are so easily distrac....oooh! shiny!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 12, 2012 08:47 AM (sbV1u)

142 Of course, in my own case, it might help if I posted every day, and more than once a day...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:48 AM (8y9MW)

143 Cleanup on aisle 143

Cleanup on aisle 143

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 12, 2012 08:48 AM (qfooS)

144 I had more work history than Obummer before I graduated from High School.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 08:48 AM (YdQQY)

145 Cleanup on 143.

And 'accidentally' ban Meow Mix while you're at it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (rND5e)

146 screw isle 143, clean up isle 133

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Will Pay Ace $100 To Ban The Troll at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (yAor6)

147 to be repeated.
Cleanup on aisle 143

Cleanup on aisle 143

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2012 12:48 PM (qfooS)

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (TomZ9)

148 Does selling coke count?

Posted by: Prez. Killah B! at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (gCa4h)

149 <i> 131 Do we have any proof that he actually graduated Harvard Law? He never passed the Illinois Bar Exam, did he?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 12, 2012 12:42 PM (O3R/2)<i/>

He did. But he and Michelle were disbarred. Actually, they probably would have been disbarred, but they "voluntarily" surrendered their licenses. Anyone who has ever gotten any kind of professional license like this does NOT surrender it voluntarily.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (1grxW)

150 Do we have any proof that he actually graduated Harvard Law?>>

My internship at Hopen &Stutteren law firm is all the proof you need. Oh you don't need to graduate before being an intern who knew.

Posted by: Barry Ocommie at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (tf9Ne)

151

aisle* (facepalm)

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Will Pay Ace $100 To Ban The Troll at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (yAor6)

152 I tell you, there is nothing like getting ass fucked by a female gorilla with a strap on. Posted by: Barry

Shut up bitch. Take it dry, like a man.

Posted by: The Wookie at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (sbV1u)

153 21 Michelle Obama's ads are all over youtube: "tell Michelle you're in".

I do this every time I make sweet love to Michelle.

-- Barack Hussein Obama
*
*
You've got to tell her, or she'd never know. ("Is it in yet?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (exvgC)

154

The Presidency is the latest in a long history of sinecures Barry has occupied.

When he's out he'll have one hell of a resume, for what I am not sure.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 12, 2012 08:49 AM (BEUA4)

155 Rosen's pissed cause her Partner is a lazy fuck

Posted by: papersack at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (KlaVO)

156

Of course, in my own case, it might help if I posted every day, and more than once a day...

The key to successful 2nd tier bloggage is not posting until after noon.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (akP5G)

157 oh boy.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (TomZ9)

158 153 Does selling coke count?

Posted by: Prez. Killah B! at April 12, 2012 12:49 PM (gCa4h)

Speaking of cocaine, what's the deal with the flurry of headlines yesterday about Obama becoming skin and bones? First off, who the hell cares? Secondly, coke'll do that to a person.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (4df7R)

159

Does anybody know where obama's KGB paystubs are?

No, no, no. They're not KGB paystubs. That's silly.

They're CPUSA paystubs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (Z0FoP)

160 Anyone up for a game of Name That Party?

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Former Missouri Gov. Roger Wilson has been indicted on charges related to an illegal political donation made after he left office.

http://tinyurl.com/6mpz289

His political affiliation is never mentioned, though the indictment is for making a contribution to the Democratic Party, and billing for it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2012 08:51 AM (ccXZP)

161 only liberal women that want/and can stay at home with their children are approved.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 08:51 AM (TomZ9)

162 By The Way-- What Was Obama's Employment History?

GEE, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE OR ORGANIZATIONS WHOSE JOB IT WAS TO INVESTIGATE AND REPORT ON SUCH THINGS?

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 12, 2012 08:51 AM (xm1A1)

163 clean up on aisle 143 please. And then a spanking is certainly in order...

Posted by: Barry twinkles Obama at April 12, 2012 08:51 AM (tkraF)

164 How much did he work?

Work?

Posted by: EC at April 12, 2012 08:52 AM (GQ8sn)

165 First off, who the hell cares?

Actually that's a "fitness for office" question. If he's got some major medical issue (or really is on coke), then we start looking really hard at the VP. Can you imagine "President Joe Biden?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:52 AM (8y9MW)

166 I have no problem with Michelle working.

It's the lie that "we couldn't afford Michelle to not work."

The asshat simply cannot open his mouth without a lie tumbling out.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 12, 2012 08:52 AM (O3R/2)

167 Oh they are so stupid, they keep talking about how they have to work to feed their kids and then someone comes along and says "you can thank Barack for that"....Do they not realize the catch 22 they've put themselves into?

Posted by: cassie at April 12, 2012 08:52 AM (oZfic)

168 134 chique d'afrique, i don't really care if she worked or not. it's their choice . still they decided Ann Romney should have no choice in how she arranged her life. with the situation she was given. Posted by: willow at April 12, 2012 12:43 PM (TomZ9) ************ Get used to it-first in ObamaCare they question the "timing" of your decisions--and will make them early for you-- next we'll all be on the train to BF Skinner-ville.

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (r2PLg)

169 His political affiliation is never mentioned, though the indictment is for making a contribution to the Democratic Party, and billing for it.

He put a political donation on his expense report??!?!?

But Republicans are the stupid ones. Uh huh. Riiiiight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (sbV1u)

170 Stay at home moms tend to transmit their values to their children.
Therefore they must be eliminated.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (KlaVO)

171 Random Question: Is it wrong to laugh at stuff that other people want deleted?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (92NQZ)

172 new thread-

Posted by: tasker at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (r2PLg)

173

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2012 12:51 PM (ccXZP)

Post Carnahan means (D), we do the split Gov/Lt. Gov thing a lot around here, but not when Carnahan was in office IIRC. (I doubt he'd have allowed it and he ran the machine!)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (SYrwI)

174 How much are they paying that Axelrod fellow? He seems to be the only one holding that cage of squirrels together. My how the lefty heads would blow if he took a buyout and became the Koch Family "Outreach and Public Relations" Specialist.

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2012 08:53 AM (WkuV6)

175 Random Question: Is it wrong to laugh at stuff that other people want deleted?

No. I suspect they're laughing, too, but it really should be cleaned up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 08:54 AM (8y9MW)

176

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 12:53 PM (92NQZ)

No.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 08:54 AM (akP5G)

177 Random Question: Is it wrong to laugh at stuff that other people want deleted?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 12:53 PM (92NQZ)

No, I let out a hardy chuckle @143 as well.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2012 08:54 AM (eavT+)

178 Actually, selling cocaine is a respected and widespread business in the Zero's "home town" Chicago. Respected because if you don't respect them, they pop a cap on yer ass, or try to. Tough to pop yer ass when yer holding the pistol upside down and above yer head while clutching yer nutz as the same time. Mebbe pop a lotta caps. How many caps can a Glock hold?

Posted by: maddogg at April 12, 2012 08:55 AM (OlN4e)

179 Rush recalling an interview with Ann Romney from 1994 where she details the broke old days with her and Mitt in a $62/mo apartment while they were in school. Had their first young'un while there. Lots of pasta and tuna fish for dinner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 12, 2012 08:56 AM (d0Tfm)

180 Eh, there are moderation rules here?! Who knew!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 12, 2012 08:56 AM (SYrwI)

181 I married Michelle because I'm really turned on by her big hands.

Posted by: Barry twinkles Obama at April 12, 2012 08:56 AM (tkraF)

182 Random Question: Is it wrong to laugh at stuff that other people want deleted?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 12, 2012 12:53 PM (92NQZ)

Take it while you can get it

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 12, 2012 08:57 AM (nTgAI)

183 How come we've never seen any of Barry's students from when he was a law professor? Surely they exist...right?

Posted by: Iblis at April 12, 2012 08:58 AM (9221z)

184 But he and Michelle were disbarred. Actually, they probably would have been disbarred, but they "voluntarily" surrendered their licenses. Anyone who has ever gotten any kind of professional license like this does NOT surrender it voluntarily. Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 12:49 PM (1grxW) Has ANYONE ever splained that yet?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 12, 2012 09:00 AM (i6RpT)

185 192 How come we've never seen any of Barry's students from when he was a law professor? Surely they exist...right?

Posted by: Iblis at April 12, 2012 12:58 PM (9221z)

No, because he was never a law professor. He was only a lecturer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2012 09:00 AM (DrWcr)

186 If i had an incredibly dumb sister, she'd look exactly like Hilary Rosen.

Posted by: B. Obama at April 12, 2012 09:02 AM (A5urV)

187 But he and Michelle were disbarred. Actually, they probably would have been disbarred, but they "voluntarily" surrendered their licenses. Anyone who has ever gotten any kind of professional license like this does NOT surrender it voluntarily. Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 12:49 PM (1grxW) Has ANYONE ever splained that yet? Posted by: nevergiveup at April 12, 2012 01:00 PM (i6RpT) --------------------------------------------------------- By way of explanation SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S WHY!

Posted by: Preznit Training Pants at April 12, 2012 09:09 AM (jucos)

188 Posted by: nevergiveup at April 12, 2012 01:00 PM (i6RpT)

Who do you think you are? That's none of your business.

Posted by: Channeling the MBM at April 12, 2012 09:10 AM (nEUpB)

189 How come we've never seen any of Barry's students from when he was a law professor? Surely they exist...right?

Posted by: Iblis at April 12, 2012 12:58 PM (9221z)

They were probably buying or selling drugs to him so it's not something they want to fess up to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2012 09:11 AM (1Jaio)

190 Just how much cotton did Michelle pick?

Posted by: Todd Bridges, First to go bad, last to go down at April 12, 2012 09:13 AM (x60m8)

191 Obama never held a 9-5 job. No hard working American can relate to his (lack of) job experience.

Posted by: OxyCon at April 12, 2012 09:20 AM (ur8o6)

192 82. Hey!!! Im right here damnit

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2012 09:26 AM (iBaHp)

193 Good question, Ace. From most of what I've read, he had one private sector job where he sat around and updated papers in law books (you know, the regs that are published in binders so you can easily replace the pages). Other than that, they changed the rules at HLS so he could be a titular, inactive EiC, and then he was useless as a CO. UC wanted a black professor, so they made him an adjunct. His whole career has been makeup-nonwork.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 12, 2012 09:42 AM (+Cz0y)

194 yeah, look at all the resumes you people posted. nice

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 12, 2012 09:43 AM (+Cz0y)

195 79 76
#65 Being conservative and Jewish in SF is lonely, but spiritually fortifying.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 12, 2012 12:24 PM (KlaVO)

I feel ya. I'm conservative and masculine in West LA.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 12, 2012 12:26 PM (N/1Dm)

Got you two beat! Conservative (and black) in Maxine Waters' district.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 12, 2012 09:46 AM (T2/zQ)

196 I know he drew a paycheck.

And his mommy no doubt posted it on the refrigerator door with pride...

However, I doubt he ever actually had to produce value as an adult. Interns at a law firm? College lecturer? Politician?

Double plus fail

Posted by: Drumwaster at April 12, 2012 11:14 AM (ACJu8)

197 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2012 12:50 PM (7W3wI)

198 192 How come we've never seen any of Barry's students from when he was a law professor? Surely they exist...right?
saw a guy being interviewed on Fox last week who was "questioning the quality" of his law school education after Baraka's hissy fit aimed at the Supreme Court. His name is Prof. Thom Lambert. I believe he also said he was 'embarrassed' by Baraka's words/actions.

Posted by: the Butcher at April 12, 2012 01:36 PM (8g9qq)

199 Michelle Obama is a fat stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable ranting racist.

Posted by: Buck Bradley at April 12, 2012 07:03 PM (L4CVW)

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