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October 16, 2012

Ch-Ch-Changes
— Ace

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 AM | Comments (203)
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1 FIRST WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: fe at October 16, 2012 07:26 AM (+49u6)

2 "Gays, Into my crystal ball"

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2012 07:26 AM (FcR7P)

3 watching crowley shake his booty priceless

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:27 AM (LpQbZ)

4 I suspect when the immigrant O'bama gets asked about Benghazi tonight he'll say , I Thought they were talking about
Old Ben Ghazi from Star Wars....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 16, 2012 07:28 AM (XIsD/)

5 Man, that's gay!

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at October 16, 2012 07:28 AM (136wp)

6 *crowder, lol crowley oh my

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:28 AM (LpQbZ)

7 Watched that last night. Pitch perfect except for one annoying chorus. Great nostalgia for old farts like me.

Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 07:28 AM (RIg+t)

8 Pretty Funny. Even more since I've never seen the original.

Posted by: trainer @ work at October 16, 2012 07:29 AM (IVoJS)

9 Glam-tastic!

Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 07:29 AM (RIg+t)

10 Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.

Posted by: Sheena Easton at October 16, 2012 07:30 AM (i0vBR)

11 Old Ben Ghazi from Star Wars.... Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 16, 2012 11:28 AM (XIsD/) That wizard is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that Joe-Biden unit to Langley and have its memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.

Posted by: Uncle Axelrod at October 16, 2012 07:30 AM (136wp)

12 Where's the cameo of Dana?

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:30 AM (LpQbZ)

13 That's funny right there, if it weren't so sadly true.

Posted by: Gmac at October 16, 2012 07:30 AM (IanLz)

14 most asinine begging letter I've gotten so far -- from Sheriff Joe:

Friend --

Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other.

I get to see firsthand what drives this man. I get to see his enormous heart.

Tomorrow night, Barack is going to get up on that stage and debate Governor Romney for the presidency. He's going to fight for the things we believe in.

Do me a favor -- let him know you're with him before the debate, because it's time for you to get on board.

Make a donation of $5 or more today -- just 23 cents per day until November 6th.

When I had my turn on the debate stage last week, I spoke about the things we've accomplished together -- the values we all share.

That's exactly what Barack's going to do tomorrow night.

So as we enter the final days of this campaign, and before all of the work we've been doing in the field gets put to one, final test, let's show Barack what kind of grassroots organization he's got behind him -- one that's ready for whatever comes ahead.

Any donation you can make today, no matter how large or small, matters. Please don't wait any longer -- chip in $5 or more for the last days of this campaign:

https://idiot.com

Thanks,

Joe

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:30 AM (bJm7W)

15 *crowder, lol crowley oh my Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 11:28 AM (LpQbZ) Crowley was funnier!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:31 AM (i0vBR)

16 Since it's video time! Do the Paul Ryan! repost from earlier: Â‘Do The Paul RyanÂ’ Music Video Hits The Web [Watch] http://www.inquisitr.com/357439/do-the-paul-ryan-music-video-hits-the-web-watch/

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:32 AM (LpQbZ)

Apropos of something....

When one takes responsibility for the deaths of four people under one's watch, shouldn't there be some price? Some price like resignation, for example? Or is Hillary saying, "I took responsibility, so shut up."

Posted by: Meremortal, wondering at October 16, 2012 07:32 AM (1Y+hH)

Bastards think that they can block my youtube at work and keep me from ridiculing the SCOAMF? Off to the 3G!

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 16, 2012 07:32 AM (OBDWE)

19 Friend -- Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other. I get to see firsthand what drives this man. I get to see his enormous heart. Thanks, Joe Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 11:30 AM (bJm7W) And then night after night, I sat by his bed while he cried about Kal Penn and saying how he still loved him. I got to see firsthand what a minuscule penis this man is... Uncle Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2012 07:32 AM (136wp)

20 Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side as he made one gutsy decision after the other.

Dijon mustard or stone-ground?

Posted by: HeatherRadish, Crankypants at October 16, 2012 07:33 AM (/kI1Q)

21 Nice butt... Oh and that's hilariuos, and scary...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 07:33 AM (9+ccr)

22 If there's no Jennifer Connelly, I don't care.

Posted by: Aaron at October 16, 2012 07:33 AM (Tlix5)

23 McCain issued a statement on Benghazi: Â“We have just learned that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has claimed full responsibility for any failure to secure our people and our Consulate in Benghazi prior to the attack of September 11, 2012. This is a laudable gesture, especially when the White House is trying to avoid any responsibility whatsoever. Â“However, we must remember that the events of September 11 were preceded by an escalating pattern of attacks this year in Benghazi, including a bomb that was thrown into our Consulate in April, another explosive device that was detonated outside of our Consulate in June, and an assassination attempt on the British Ambassador. If the President was truly not aware of this rising threat level in Benghazi, then we have lost confidence in his national security team, whose responsibility it is to keep the President informed. But if the President was aware of these earlier attacks in Benghazi prior to the events of September 11, 2012, then he bears full responsibility for any security failures that occurred. The security of Americans serving our nation everywhere in the world is ultimately the job of the Commander-in-Chief. The buck stops there. Â“Furthermore, there is the separate issue of the insistence by members of the Administration, including the President himself, that the attack in Benghazi was the result of a spontaneous demonstration triggered by a hateful video, long after it had become clear that the real cause was a terrorist attack. The President also bears responsibility for this portrayal of the attack, and we continue to believe that the American people deserve to know why the Administration acted as it did.Â”

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:34 AM (i0vBR)

24 Another funny one - an original tune -
'Pirate in the White House ' made in 2009 -
http://tinyurl.com/8llrc5n

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 16, 2012 07:34 AM (XIsD/)

25 Heh. Weekly Standard, via Drudge:

"...for the first two years of ObamaÂ’s term, the phone calls Clinton kept expecting rarely came. Â“People say the reason Obama wouldnÂ’t call Clinton is because he doesnÂ’t like him,Â” observes Tanden. Â“The truth is, Obama doesnÂ’t call anyone, and heÂ’s not close to almost anyone. It's stunning that he's in politics, because he doesn't really like people. My analogy is that itÂ’s like becoming Bill Gates without liking computers.Â”

Posted by: Filly at October 16, 2012 07:35 AM (247Qj)

26

Simply Awesome.

I actually did Laugh Out Loud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2012 07:36 AM (PHb2k)

27 I suspect Romney is gonna lay the smackdown tonight, but I'll try to manage expectations.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:36 AM (i0vBR)

28 When Obama wins ______?

Posted by: janet at October 16, 2012 07:36 AM (1ybyz)

29 re 17: from what I say of Hillary (FOX this morning) she sounded like she was saying it was her responsibility but it was such a mess that no one can really be held responsible.

Kinda like Obama in Sept 2008 saying we were in the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression and some months ago saying "we" didn't realize how bad it was.

Liberals are never to blame. Ever.

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:36 AM (bJm7W)

30 This is yet another example of the racist Republican effort to Bowieize the President.

Posted by: Toure at October 16, 2012 07:36 AM (SY2Kh)

31 Why is it that when Ace has a "continue reading" tag, it goes to a new page, but when anyone else does it, it just opens the "below the fold" area on the same page?

Posted by: toby928© complainer at October 16, 2012 07:37 AM (evdj2)

So I'm watching Fox and they interview this high school teacher who's doing really great work with the kids encouraging them to vote. She doesnt care if theyre "liberal" or conservative, they just need to make their voices heard.

Its really great when the young people vote and have their voices heard. I don't know why but it just is.

I'm thinking we need to counter this idea that its great that people "have their voices heard" when there's nothing in their heads. Seriously.

IF YOURE NOT INTO THIS STAY THE FUCK HOME WE DONT NEED YOUR VOICE!

Posted by: Mr. Mojo Risin at October 16, 2012 07:37 AM (xXhWA)

33 1. crowder does not have the butt to wear those tights 2. Debbie Dengel looks like a phrengi

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 07:37 AM (Dnbau)

34 Love the flash of the crapping in the street.OccuBag

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (wAQA5)

35 Hilarious!

there's a Labyrinth muthaload v. Obama's Bog of Eternal Stench

"It's not fair!"
helping hands
knockers lying
the paraphrase "Do as I say and I'll be your slave"

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (BAnPT)

36 yes, Janet, when Obama wins nothing... go on.

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (bJm7W)

37 Where does this leave the status of my pills? I was promised pills.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (71LDo)

38 INGRAHAM: Yeah, I mean, I think he can sit there playing Angry Birds on his iPhone and I think theyÂ’ll go, Â“Oh wow, masterful performance.Â”

Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (RIg+t)

39 Why is it that when Ace has a "continue reading" tag, it goes to a new page, but when anyone else does it, it just opens the "below the fold" area on the same page? Posted by: toby928Â© complainer at October 16, 2012 11:37 AM (evdj2) ----- doesn't for me

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:38 AM (LpQbZ)

40 sorry Dingel

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 07:39 AM (Dnbau)

41 David St. Hubbins did a music video about Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2012 07:39 AM (1Jaio)

42 o/t many apologies, I simply couldn't resist.... Ideal World 2Nite: "Mr. Prez, if you're not a Muslim, eat this here bacon right now to prove it." Crowleyized: "Mr. Prez, please forgive this typical white person his attempt to baconize your august god-man presence." Real World: http://preview.tinyurl.com/9owfxw5

Posted by: Thorvald at October 16, 2012 07:39 AM (1V6Pv)

43 I love Crowder's face watching the magical O'Ball float away. lol

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:39 AM (LpQbZ)

44 Very well done.

Perhaps this will be TFG's new theme song though -- Panic in Detroit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf0fmqWS-kI

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2012 07:40 AM (ccXZP)

45 Where does this leave the status of my pills? I was promised pills.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 16, 2012 11:38 AM (71LDo)

Cyanide?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2012 07:40 AM (1Jaio)

46 Could it get any Gheyer?

Posted by: Vic at October 16, 2012 07:40 AM (YdQQY)

47
Hey Man, that's really unsanitary!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2012 07:40 AM (PHb2k)

48 I notice he didn't have a boner like Bowie did in Labyrinth.

Posted by: Mr. Mojo Risin at October 16, 2012 07:41 AM (xXhWA)

49 WAY over my head. Who is the little bald guy suppose to be? Anyone?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 16, 2012 07:42 AM (wR+pz)

50 Steve looks like how I always managed Ace would look in drag.

Posted by: Redd at October 16, 2012 07:42 AM (f0ies)

51 Not since Mozart has such genius been...... Ah hell, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Bomb Syria.........With Kindness at October 16, 2012 07:43 AM (N2svL)

52 I notice that Biden is asking for money before the debate, knowing that by tomorrow morning, democrat funds dry up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2012 07:43 AM (1oeZb)

53 OT: Condi goes on the trail with Ryan tomorrow. The pair will hold a rally at Baldwin Wallace University in Berea, Ohio, just outside of Cleveland. But I hope they visit MI and PA, as well. She will be a helpful surrogate now that Romney is making inroads with women voters. She'd be a great CA governor in 2014 and prez candidate in 2020.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:43 AM (i0vBR)

54 Hey, there's a dead horse; let's beat it, man! lol

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:43 AM (LpQbZ)

55 See how I took responsibility while overseas? Right before the debate? So shut up about Benghazi and stop shamelessly politicizing it.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 16, 2012 07:43 AM (OiC7K)

56 I misread the lead and thought this was going to be a Che Che meme.

Posted by: Redd at October 16, 2012 07:44 AM (f0ies)

57 Barry also smokes cigarettes.

Posted by: eman at October 16, 2012 07:44 AM (+XD7n)

58 54 I notice that Biden is asking for money before the debate, knowing that by tomorrow morning, democrat funds dry up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2012 11:43 AM (1oeZb)

Yeah I got that e-mail too. Yesterday I got one from obama saying it was a tie race and send money because Romney is gonna go all kraken releasing with his money on new ads or something...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 07:45 AM (9+ccr)

59 Damn. That is funny.

Posted by: maddogg at October 16, 2012 07:45 AM (OlN4e)

60 No lines of blow? I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 16, 2012 07:45 AM (/YJYi)

61 I think the little dude with the mask was supposed to be a "small" business man

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 07:46 AM (Dnbau)

62 30 Hillary takes responsibility as long as there are no consequences. Obama was just asked whether it was her fault, and he declined to comment.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (i0vBR)

"Biiiiiidens goooooone insaaaaaaaane"

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Nice at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (Ts3c9)

64 2012 Falling...

As the World Falls Down
http://tinyurl.com/8taxhh4

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down

/word, just words

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (BAnPT)

65 Asked the dumbass cousin the other day who he was voting for - he sticks his lower lip out, gets red-faced, and said, "I know I'm not voting for Romney!!!" Mumbled something about voting Green, or something. Alas, his Obama bumper sticker is all faded now, his Hope (and Change) all dashed. My bet - the limp dick won't even vote this cycle.
Romney will win handily in November. I'm going to enjoy the Christmas get-together this year.

Posted by: tubal at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (BoE3Z)

66 US providing weapons to al Quaeda? That's how I read this NYT article. http://tinyurl.com/dyyt6zh

Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (RIg+t)

67 63 I think the little dude with the mask was supposed to be a "small" business man

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 11:46 AM (Dnbau)

Probably. If you ever watched the Harry Potter movies that mask was one of those trolls or whatever that run the bank...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 07:47 AM (9+ccr)

68 Steve looks like how I always managed Ace would look in drag. Posted by: Redd at October 16, 2012 11:42 AM (f0ies) You imagine ace in drag? why?

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:48 AM (LpQbZ)

69 I am the smartest guy here. I went to law school on a full scholarship (lie) and I graduated 46 out of 57. You know those last 9 must be really stupid.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at October 16, 2012 07:48 AM (wR+pz)

70 #60 I think that's one of the main reasons for the skewed polling. If the perception is that Obama is behind and going to lose, his funding will dry up, and it becomes a vicious circle against him.

Posted by: looking closely at October 16, 2012 07:48 AM (DpfU5)

71 also this...

Friend --

No matter how much you support President Obama, no matter how much you support the smart policies he's proposing, keep this in mind:

It won't amount to a hill of beans unless you dig deep and help him win this close race.

Chip in $5 or more right now, before the last and most important FEC fundraising deadline of this campaign:

https://perjuror.com

Thanks for stepping up,

Bill Clinton

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:48 AM (bJm7W)

72 But I hope they visit MI and PA, as well. She will be a helpful surrogate now that Romney is making inroads with women voters. She'd be a great CA governor in 2014 and prez candidate in 2020.

No no no no no no. Smart and well spoken though she may be, GOP presidential material she is not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 16, 2012 07:49 AM (SY2Kh)

73 US providing weapons to al Quaeda? That's how I read this NYT article. http://tinyurl.com/dyyt6zh Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 11:47 AM (RIg+t) Fast and Furious, middle east style

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 07:49 AM (Dnbau)

74 11 nine, who's counting, like I said. I am the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at October 16, 2012 07:49 AM (wR+pz)

75 Meh, I thought this was a much better use of 70's music. http://tinyurl.com/8qk4ehs

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 16, 2012 07:49 AM (QB3JR)

The funniest thing about this is how something so badly sung, poorly conceived and badly shot constitutes "humorous satire" in your bleak, humorless milquetoast world.

The images of WSO miscreants shitting in public, ironically, convey the essence of this strained satire, as well as this blog.

Well done. Gold star for Ace.

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (icwKQ)

OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (B+qrE)

78 1. crowder does not have the butt to wear those tights ------------------- No kidding. That shake was a little nauseating, and fully-clothed Crowder is pretty cute. Dudes are smart in not encasing themselves in spandex the way chicks (sometimes) do. I now think I kind of get how the morons can look at a perfectly lovely cheerleader and still have something critical to say, week after week.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (p08F5)

39 INGRAHAM: Yeah, I mean, I think he can sit there playing Angry Birds on his iPhone and I think theyÂ’ll go, Â“Oh wow, masterful performance.Â”

----------

Except that Obama has publically demonstrated that he doesn't know how to use an iPhone.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (xGZ+b)

80 Chip in $5 or more right now, before the last and most important FEC fundraising deadline of this campaign:

Don't worry if you are not a citizen, just go to wal mart and get a pre paid card. You towel heads do the same thing. We're not checking.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (wR+pz)

81 Fast and Furious, middle east style Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 11:49 AM (Dnbau) That's what it looks like, except without the stupid political motive. Just the stupid.

Posted by: USA at October 16, 2012 07:50 AM (RIg+t)

Being responsible means never having to be...responsible.

What a government!

Posted by: Meremortal, at October 16, 2012 07:51 AM (1Y+hH)

83 Hillary takes responsibility as long as there are no consequences. Obama was just asked whether it was her fault, and he declined to comment.

People are supposed to resign not just as an act of penance, but because they are admitting they aren't up to the job to the point that they can assure us the mistakes won't be repeated. Neither one of these people has ever truly taken responsibility for anything in their entire misbegotten lives.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2012 07:51 AM (YXmuI)

84 Brian Connolly is twirlin' in his grave.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at October 16, 2012 07:51 AM (0It32)

85 Smart and well spoken though she may be, GOP presidential material she is not. Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 16, 2012 11:49 AM (SY2Kh) We'll see about that.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (i0vBR)

86 #78, I wouldn't say it's that bad. But I didn't think it was funny, and only watched the first verse. He isn't even Weird Al Jankovic funny.

Posted by: Jack at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (wUFaM)

87 I had the youtube link minimized, was listening to it while working on something else, when suddenly heard the lyric: "losers pooping in the streets", and just lost it.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (jm/9g)

88 I understand Biden almost won the Girl Scouts Golden Gloves competition, but at the very last moment, he got knocked out by a red head named Roxy. I hope the Vice Presnident can confirm or deny this.

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (bJm7W)

89 Mitt needs to pose the question tonight: "Do you, Mr. President, take responsibility for the actions of your State Department? Where does the buck stop?"

Posted by: TD at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (DQMcq)

90 So what's the downside for Clinton resigning tomorrow, after King Putt bogies the debate?
That would well and truly put a fork in him, and it appears he's out of a job come January anyway.
She gains distance and retains some small degree of respect for taking the hit.
The leakage would begin intermediately about the rampant ineptitude in the administration.
Thus begins campaign 2016.

Posted by: VW Zao at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (I7O5y)

91 Or is Hillary saying, "I took responsibility, so shut up." I told you, she's going full Reno. You never go full Reno.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 16, 2012 07:52 AM (VtjlW)

92 "People are supposed to resign not just as an act of penance, but because they are admitting they aren't up to the job to the point that they can assure us the mistakes won't be repeated." Well, she was only gonna serve one term, anyway. So shut up. (sarc)

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:53 AM (i0vBR)

93 Posted by: Aaron at October 16, 2012 11:33 AM (Tlix5)

This Jennifer Connelly?

http://is.gd/DgpUMY

Definitely NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2012 07:53 AM (2b4yb)

94 "Ziggy Stardust everyone" wrong Crowder. That was Alladin Sane. and your midgets elbows look pointy too.

Posted by: PR at October 16, 2012 07:53 AM (KHo8t)

95 The funny thing about this place is you people think you are so funny. It's so funny and I rarely find things funny.
Joe Biden clearly won the debate, I don't care what the polls say. You say Ryan won independents?
I reject your reality and substitute my own, because the voices in my head say that Biden won.
Is it wrong that I love to smear horse semen all over my body while wallowing all over my Obama and Che posters?

Posted by: I cum on my Che poster at October 16, 2012 07:53 AM (/YJYi)

96 I told you, she's going full Reno. ------------------- It's not official till she starts growing her beard again, too.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at October 16, 2012 07:53 AM (p08F5)

97 Heh....squeezed in a Biden/Train riff, good stuff.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 16, 2012 07:54 AM (eavT+)

98 I told you, she's going full Reno. You never go full Reno. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 16, 2012 11:52 AM (VtjlW) Yet they still get so indignant about that Chelsea joke. The real punchline was about Reno's balls.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:54 AM (i0vBR)

99
Well, she was only gonna serve one term, anyway. So shut up. (sarc)

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 11:53 AM (i0vBR)

Pity, she did such a bang up job.. Seriously.. She banged up everything she touched, starting with the re-set button in Russia...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 07:54 AM (9+ccr)

100 oh lord. Unable to crow even about their own polls, and with the JEF going down in flames, trolls now are here to evaluate the quality of our snark? pathetic. more than usual. it tastes soooooo sweet

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 07:54 AM (Dnbau)

101 So when she "took responsibility" over a month later, did she have the decency to apologize to the families or the guy in jail?

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2012 07:54 AM (FcR7P)

102 re 79: because people are smart enough to bring their own booze and grub. I've seen this.

Posted by: mallfly at October 16, 2012 07:55 AM (bJm7W)

103 "I take responsibility, but don't hold me responsible"

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 16, 2012 07:55 AM (TpXEI)

104 She can spend some time with Weeners wife again , sigh, sigh , sigh, those Spring / Winter (with longer locks now) Femances

Posted by: Clemenza at October 16, 2012 07:55 AM (afx6B)

105

50 :

I did not know that Bowie's boner could be visible to the naked eye. (Not dissing, I'm a fan of his music.)

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (jm/9g)

106 62No lines of blow? I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 16, 2012 11:45 AM (/YJYi)

....

Hey, speaking of blow: do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the horse to cum?

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (icwKQ)

107 If the perception is that Obama is behind and going to lose, his funding will dry up, and it becomes a vicious circle against him. Posted by: looking closely at October 16, 2012 11:48 AM (DpfU5) Hence, Mooch out pushing to "vote early." Barry is going to, too. When has a potus or 1st lady voted early for publicity?

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (LpQbZ)

108 http://tinyurl.com/92orbko
In a world where nothing is as it seems.
"I have turned the world upside down. And I have done it for you."

Final point, "You have no power over me!"

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (BAnPT)

109 What is this I don't even....

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (UZQM8)

110 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 16, 2012 11:52 AM (VtjlW)

I thought you were in Louisiana?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (2b4yb)

111

Asked the dumbass cousin the other day who he was voting for - he sticks his lower lip out, gets red-faced, and said, "I know I'm not voting for Romney!!!" Mumbled something about voting Green, or something.

My sister and her husband, both total libs living in Ohio, are not going for Obama this time either. I've convinced him to go to Romney, though Ryan being a bowhunter didn't hurt, but she's going for Gary Johnson instead. I can see a decent percentage of previous O voters going Green or Libertarian this year.

Posted by: JLD at October 16, 2012 07:56 AM (aDkUp)

112 https://idiot.com I see what you did there.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 16, 2012 07:57 AM (feFL6)

113 Thanks Canuck Crowder. A Canadian that gets America.

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 07:57 AM (LpQbZ)

114 She banged up everything she touched, starting with the re-set button in Russia... Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 11:54 AM (9+ccr) We lucked out that Bubba's the brains and cannot serve another term. Obama got in there before he had any idea what he was doing, or else we were really screwed. One and done PTL.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 07:57 AM (i0vBR)

115 Listen Hill, you are resigning soon anyway. So, take responsibility for Benghazi and I promise Michele and I will campaign for you in 2016. You are likeable enough, so the people will love your courage. As fast as stories move around here, no one will remember Benghazi in a week anyway.

Posted by: Barack, chooming toward the debate at October 16, 2012 07:58 AM (1Y+hH)

116

68 US providing weapons to al Quaeda? That's how I read this NYT article.
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Was there a 3-day waiting period?

Did they have to show ID?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2012 07:58 AM (SO2Q8)

117 How's a foreign policy debate supposed to work if Hillary's in Peru? Obama doesn't know what she does, has nothing to do with it. Maybe he'll have a cell phone and will be relaying her answers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (FcR7P)

118 OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

I know exactly how. About 15 years ago, I decided to give Amtrak a shot when I was traveling to a conference. Forget about the rude idiot manning the "information" desk, who didn't know the track number for my train departing in 20 minutes. I was on the way, and decided to get something to eat, so I went to the "dining" car. There was one very sullen guy behind the counter and a long line in front of it. In any real establishment, that guy would have been hustling, but not him. No, he would take an order for something really complicated, like a cup of black coffee. He'd put the water in a styrofoam cup, put that in the microwave, and just lean against the bulkhead while the water heated, with no attempt to get a start on the next order. Then he slammed down the instant coffee packet, and glared at you. No thankyou, no "anything else", just a glare and a look at his tip jar (I kid you not). I made a point of ordering the coffee, and when he gave me a few pennies change, ostentatiously put it in my pocket. It was the last time I've used that miserable outfit. Sadly, it's not the last time I paid for it.

Posted by: pep at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (YXmuI)

119 My mother tried to drown me when I was young. It effected my brain a bit, I think. I do know that I have this strange obsession with horse semen.......

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (/YJYi)

120
93 Or is Hillary saying, "I took responsibility, so shut up."

I told you, she's going full Reno. You never go full Reno.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 16, 2012 11:52 AM (VtjlW)

John Goodman kicking in doors and walls and doing the "El Reno" was one of my fav SNL skits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (da5Wo)

121 117 2016

I doubt the first female POTUS will also be a blimp.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (BAnPT)

122 I am the Walrus. Ku ku ka Chu.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Junior at October 16, 2012 07:59 AM (Hx5uv)

123 Â“I believe we need a president who believed what Harry Truman believed. That buck stopped in the Oval Office.Â”

Posted by: Hillary 2008 at October 16, 2012 08:00 AM (i0vBR)

124 73 OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

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It's a loss leader.

Posted by: edj at October 16, 2012 08:00 AM (+QKfp)

125 @ 118 We also supply Mexican Drug Cartels to murder our people closer to home ..Distribution thats the ticket, wealth guns , honor, white privileged..

Posted by: Clemenza at October 16, 2012 08:00 AM (afx6B)

126 I told you, she's going full Reno. You never go full Reno.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. A righteous dude. at October 16, 2012 11:52 AM (

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Now you tell me

Posted by: Janet Reno at October 16, 2012 08:01 AM (SO2Q8)

127 When has a potus or 1st lady voted early for publicity? Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 11:56 AM

Never in my lifetime. Used to be, newspapers (remember those?) would always have a picture of President Whoever voting. On election day.

Unless, that is, you mean voting early on election day, which they all have.

Just another change from President Historic FirstÂ©!

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at October 16, 2012 08:01 AM (ZgX/g)

128

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 11:57 AM (LpQbZ)

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oh he's Canadian, no wonder it was funny.

I thought the little bald guy was Biden until the real JoeFredo showed up.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2012 08:01 AM (jm/9g)

129 OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

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I think Lily Tomlin said it best, "They don't care. They don't have to."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 16, 2012 08:02 AM (Hx5uv)

130 "Hey, speaking of blow: do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the horse to cum?

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 11:56 AM (icwKQ) "

You just asked Barry Soetero when his first blowjob was. I'm guessing you don't realize why that's a hilarious fail on your part.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 16, 2012 08:02 AM (TpXEI)

131 Did you see me on DRUDGE with my best (only) friend?

Posted by: Barack, lonesome dove at October 16, 2012 08:02 AM (1Y+hH)

132 @95

NOW THOSE were some elbows!

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at October 16, 2012 08:02 AM (wR+pz)

133 A Canadian that gets America.>>

Yes he did a great video on how far Detroit has fallen and the reasons it fell.

http://tinyurl.com/yc9xmcz

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 16, 2012 08:03 AM (tf9Ne)

134 When has a potus or 1st lady voted early for publicity? Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 11:56 AM Never in my lifetime. Used to be, newspapers (remember those?) would always have a picture of President Whoever voting. On election day. Unless, that is, you mean voting early on election day, which they all have. Just another change from President Historic FirstÂ©! Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at October 16, 2012 12:01 PM (ZgX/g) you got my gist they are trying to push early voting, so the voters cannot retract after Romney continues to dominate it's the fear, desperation get the idiots out to vote before all is lost

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 08:03 AM (LpQbZ)

135 When a man in yoga pants shakes his glutes at me, I just want to ~~stick my size 10 steel-toe into his love crevice~~ boogie like Anderson Cooper on ecstasy.

Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2012 08:03 AM (/ZZCn)

136 Get your Glenn Beck blue jeans

http://tinyurl.com/cfxkz9b

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (8sCoq)

137 I believe we need a president who believed what Harry Truman believed. I WAS THERE DAMNIT! YOU'RE NO HARRY TRUMAN! did i get that right? * huffs another lungful of nitrous oxide like Dennis Hopper in 'Blue Velvet' *

Posted by: Joe Biden - trying to remember where he parked his car at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (feFL6)

138 126 73 OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

What are you a fucking idiot? You got a problem here?

Posted by: Union Shop Steward at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (wR+pz)

139 133 Did you see me on DRUDGE with my best (only) friend?

Posted by: Barack, lonesome dove at October 16, 2012 12:02 PM (1Y+hH)

Not the best visual. obama with his arm around a card board cutout of himself. That invites ridicule. Hard to tell which is made of cardboard, and maybe the cardboard guy can fill in at the debate for obama. Do you think anyone would notice..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (9+ccr)

140 102oh lord. Unable to crow even about their own polls, and with the JEF going down in flames, trolls now are here to evaluate the quality of our snark?

pathetic. more than usual. it tastes soooooo sweet

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 11:54 AM (Dnbau)

....

Well, sweetie, you all posted this. If it was funny, I would say "good one", but it's NOT funny. Not even a little. Just more evidence that the ability to possess humor is a quality the conservative brain trust sorely lacks. Don't know why, exactly. But compare comedians, satirists. Sure, a few are cuntservatives, but the vast majority aren't. Go figure.

But your offering of "humor" is weak. Like Ryan's debating skills. Like Romney's integrity. Like Reagan's memory. Like Maggie Thatcher's attractiveness. Like George Will's chin. Like Ann Coulter's rhetoric. Like Fox News' analysis. Like Rush Limbaugh's caloric and narcotic will power.

Weak, bro.

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (icwKQ)

141 o/t don't forget to work out today!

Posted by: tuesday at October 16, 2012 08:04 AM (LpQbZ)

142 Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 11:50 AM (icwKQ) I drink your tears, clarence. I drink them up.

Posted by: toby928© enjoys the tears of proggs straight up with a twist at October 16, 2012 08:05 AM (evdj2)

143 >OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE?

I read somewhere that the Government Burger they sell on the train is almost $10

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 16, 2012 08:05 AM (8sCoq)

144 smell the fear, smell it

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:06 AM (Dnbau)

145 who's the hottie in the avatar?

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2012 08:06 AM (jm/9g)

146 OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE? Overhead, but they make it up in lack of volume.

Posted by: toby928© enjoys the tears of proggs straight up with a twist at October 16, 2012 08:07 AM (evdj2)

147 You tell em Che, all the attractive women are on our side!

Posted by: NARAL BULL DYKE at October 16, 2012 08:07 AM (/YJYi)

148 132"Hey, speaking of blow: do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the horse to cum?
Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 11:56 AM (icwKQ) "

You just asked Barry Soetero when his first blowjob was. I'm guessing you don't realize why that's a hilarious fail on your part.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 16, 2012 12:02 PM (TpXEI)

...

...,

,..

...

No, I was asking YJIi that, but YPLOCHC already know that by now

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:07 AM (icwKQ)

149 Scared trolls are scared.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 16, 2012 08:07 AM (qrpxS)

150 >OK, somone smarter than me explain how...HOW...Amtrak can lose $833 million in ten years...ON FOOD AND BEVERAGE SERVICE? ------------------------------------------------------- We intend to make it up in volume.

Posted by: Your Amtrak Administration Betters at October 16, 2012 08:07 AM (jucos)

151 >>Dijon mustard or stone-ground?
Posted by: HeatherRadish
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He's 100% Yellow, if you ask me.

Posted by: sTevo at October 16, 2012 08:08 AM (ygCRm)

152 Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 12:04 PM (icwKQ)

....if you can't run on anything, make the other person someone to run away from....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 08:08 AM (da5Wo)

153 Day after day, night after night, I've sat by Barack Obama's side HEY!

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 16, 2012 08:09 AM (B/VB5)

154 103 So when she "took responsibility" over a month later, did she have the decency to apologize to the families or the guy in jail? ___ Same thing I wondered when I heard her comments this morning, especially: "no one wants the answers more than I do"...umm, except maybe the families of the dead, Our Lady of Crusty Cankles.

Posted by: kallisto at October 16, 2012 08:09 AM (jm/9g)

155 Right wing wingnuts suck because you don't have anybody like John Lennon on your side! That's the really pressing issue of today, who has more celebrities on their side!

Posted by: I mouth fuck my che poster at October 16, 2012 08:09 AM (/YJYi)

156 "Unable to crow even about their own polls, and with the JEF going down in flames, trolls now are here to evaluate the quality of our snark?" The unmitigated gall.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 16, 2012 08:09 AM (i0vBR)

157 THE LACK OF BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© enjoys the tears of proggs straight up with a twist at October 16, 2012 08:10 AM (evdj2)

158 the flop sweat of the trolls has a sickly sweet and sour smell. Smell the fear

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:10 AM (Dnbau)

159 139 I believe we need a president who believed what Harry Truman believed.

Well, leaving aside the fact that Harry Truman was an honorable man who had some bullshit notions in his head, Harry Truman was not elected President because of his unearned Mocha status.
Romney will be the next President because a lot of Obama voters, who reflexively voted for him in 2008 because of the Mocha thing, had 4 years to pay attention. They discovered that he's a creepy little man, with no core, and makes their skin get kind of crawley (a close cousin to Crowley).

Posted by: tubal at October 16, 2012 08:10 AM (BoE3Z)

160

Scared trolls are scared.

Indeed. No more poll talk, no more electoral college math....just reverting to form. Crude insults and ad hominem in a pathetic bid to troll for attention.

Oh so very sweet. Nov 6th is going to be glorious.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 16, 2012 08:10 AM (NF2Bf)

161 I have more depth than the POTUS.

Posted by: Barry's Cardboard Cut-Out at October 16, 2012 08:11 AM (OiC7K)

162 If John Lennon were alive today he would be voting for Romney.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2012 08:11 AM (jucos)

163

Posted by: Che Gorilla at October 16, 2012 12:04 PM (icwKQ)

We don't expect YOU to think it's funny, dumbass. You should just be embarrassed to be defending a complete incompetent.

And why do you use the name of a communist loser who insisted on executing teenagers himself rather than leaving that work to his minions?

Posted by: Barack, lonesome dove at October 16, 2012 08:11 AM (1Y+hH)

164 My Prediction? 54-45 300+EV ... and pain.

Posted by: clubber lang at October 16, 2012 08:11 AM (evdj2)

165 Wow, that WaPost burial of Jesse Jr was impressive. They basically called Jesse Jr an alcoholic, racist, closeted homosexual, delusional nutjob with violent tendencies. The bit about how he likes to hang out in Turkish baths and practice karate naked in front of the other men wearing towels was a nice touch. Oh, and how he would skip all the Congressional meetings during the day -- only to be found roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja. Jeebus.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012 08:12 AM (ZPrif)

166 166 My Prediction? 54-45 300+EV ... and pain.

Posted by: clubber lang at October 16, 2012 12:11 PM (evdj2)

That's my prediction, too. And there's gonna be trouble. Which in the long run is good, because it exposes the Left in America even more.

Posted by: tubal at October 16, 2012 08:14 AM (BoE3Z)

167 157Right wing wingnuts suck because you don't have anybody like John Lennon on your side! That's the really pressing issue of today, who has more celebrities on their side!

Posted by: (/YJYi)

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I didn't say celebrities. I said humorists. Cuntservatives gauge humor by whether or not it's vile and pejorative towards whatever serves their right wing purpose. There is no such thing as effective conservative political satire that I know of. If you can name one, beside P.J. O'Rourke, who is dead now -- too bad, you guys could really use him, and I'd find him to be refreshing -- that would be progress.

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:14 AM (icwKQ)

168 I am Cleopatra Queen of the Nile!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Junior at October 16, 2012 08:15 AM (Hx5uv)

169 I love the image of Jesse Jr roaming the halls of Congress late at night in his ninja warrior gear. Apparently he also routinely claimed he was the reincarnated spirit of an ancient Greek chariot driver.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012 08:15 AM (ZPrif)

170 Wow, that WaPost burial of Jesse Jr was impressive. They basically called Jesse Jr an alcoholic, racist, closeted homosexual, delusional nutjob with violent tendencies. The bit about how he likes to hang out in Turkish baths and practice karate naked in front of the other men wearing towels was a nice touch. Oh, and how he would skip all the Congressional meetings during the day -- only to be found roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja. Jeebus. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012 12:12 PM (ZPrif) ---------------------------------------------------------- And yet, he'll be comfortably re-elected.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2012 08:15 AM (jucos)

171 Wow, that WaPost burial of Jesse Jr was impressive. They basically called Jesse Jr an alcoholic, racist, closeted homosexual, delusional nutjob with violent tendencies. The bit about how he likes to hang out in Turkish baths and practice karate naked in front of the other men wearing towels was a nice touch. Oh, and how he would skip all the Congressional meetings during the day -- only to be found roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja. Jeebus. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012 12:12 PM (ZPrif) basic delusional lib

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:15 AM (Dnbau)

172 "I mean, like, clinically!" ROTFL

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2012 08:15 AM (+wxCD)

173 Apparently he also routinely claimed he was the reincarnated spirit of an ancient Greek chariot driver. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012 12:15 PM (ZPrif) ------------------------------------------------------- RAAAAAAAACISTTTTTTTTTTTTT........ I think

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2012 08:16 AM (jucos)

174 ROYAL OIL who is icwKQ

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:16 AM (Dnbau)

175 Oh, and for the record, I never heard back from the masked marvel known only as YJYi -- how was that first blowjob, eh? Did you ring that horse cock out before it coated your moist and yielding throat?

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:16 AM (icwKQ)

176

Posted by: Mr. Mojo Risin at October 16, 2012 11:37 AM (xXhWA)

We are, with this very election, playing out what the Founding Father's often debated about...

Can a Democracy survive... for when the people can Vote for Leaders who will allow them to Leach off the public Largess.... when they can vote for wealth redistribution... when they can vote for a 'Free Lunch'.... the Founders knew that given enough time, they would.

Thats why the Vote was a PRIVALEGE, not a RIGHT.... for Rights come from the Creator... while a VOTE comes from your form of Government...

And its why they had Poll Taxes, so the landed and successful could decide who would lead.... not the Obamaphone Mob...

This IS a Historic Election.... because Romney WAS right... we are at a tipping point where 47%... close to a majority... now do not pay for Government (Soc Sec, Medicare, and other employment taxes pay for THOSE programs, not the Government itself )

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2012 08:16 AM (lZBBB)

177 Hey guys... I just heard Jay Z talking up Obama in a webvideo pit out by the campaign. Crazy thing is he sounds exactly like a muppet in the spot. Here what we need to do: mock up a Jay Z muppet counterpart... film the muppet talking with the voice of Jay Z dubbed over. I think it could come off hilariously.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 16, 2012 08:17 AM (hjRtO)

178 Oh, and how he would skip all the Congressional meetings during the day -- only to be found roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja.

Oh come on. That has to be a joke. Please, God, tell me that's a joke. Tell me we don't have the leaders of this nation pretending to be ninjas on a Tuesday afternoon for no apparent reason....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 08:17 AM (da5Wo)

179 @173

Wow, that WaPost burial of Jesse Jr was impressive.
They basically called Jesse Jr an alcoholic, racist, closeted homosexual, delusional nutjob with violent tendencies.

So he is just like his dad, but not a bastard (his dad is really one) and he doesn't have any bastard kids that he is fessing up too.

Link to story please.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 16, 2012 08:17 AM (wR+pz)

180 why does scared weeping troll try to insult others by using homosexual references? seems rather homophobic. and scared. really really scared. How bout them polls?

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:19 AM (Dnbau)

181 Here is link to JJ story. http://tinyurl.com/8k649zk

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 16, 2012 08:19 AM (wR+pz)

182 My first blow job? Well at the time it was enjoyable, but I was 14 and it was the first time the girl had ever give one, so in retrospect it wasn't all that great. I've had better since. Sorry I don't share your fascination with horse semen.

Posted by: Adam at October 16, 2012 08:21 AM (/YJYi)

183 182why does scared weeping troll try to insult others by using homosexual references? seems rather homophobic.

and scared. really really scared. How bout them polls?

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 12:19 PM (Dnbau)

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...

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Yes. I'm very afraid. I'm so afraid. I'm afraid that you don't know the difference between beastiality and homosexuality. You just inadvertently called the entire list "queer". Namecalling is not nice. I'm sure that Capt Hate, and Empire of Jeff, and YJYi, and weft-cut loop, and Tattoo De Plane have all briefed you on how vile images and name calling do nothing to promote your message.

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:21 AM (icwKQ)

184

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 12:17 PM (da5Wo)

Well.... of course you do it on a Tuesday afternoon... doing it at night is not a true test of your Ninjutsu skills....

Posted by: Jesse Jr. at October 16, 2012 08:22 AM (lZBBB)

185 Oh, and how he would skip all the Congressional meetings during the day
-- only to be found roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja.

The troll may have a point. We're really not as funny as the posse of demented fucknuggets the Left sees fit to elect to office.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 16, 2012 08:22 AM (POGCP)

186 Most lefty writers are unintentionally funny.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 16, 2012 08:24 AM (aKkNH)

187

Why look like Ozzy and sing David Bowie?

Crazy Train would be appropriate for this administration.

Crazy Train would be good for energy, EPA, foreign policy, the Fed, Stimulus, bailing out the corrupt too big to fail banks, too big to fail unions, green energy, demonization of the successful, subsidizing the corn mafia in bullshit states like Iowa, refusal to defend the borders against an invasion from the south, surrender to the Muslim Brotherhood, and allowing Iran to go nuclear, shrugging at the fact that the House of Saud is going to go nuclear to offset the Iranian mullahs, support of all unions against the best interests of the states, bullying the Supreme Court into surrender to the Socialist Supreme Stare, and supporting all anti-American lawfare. How's that for a f'n run on sentence?

If Obama wins, the US dies. Simple.

Posted by: Invictus at October 16, 2012 08:26 AM (OQpzc)

188 Well.... of course you do it on a Tuesday afternoon... doing it at night is not a true test of your Ninjutsu skills.... --- The sad thing is that he's probably not in the running for "craziest member of the CBC", let alone craziest Dem or House member.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 16, 2012 08:27 AM (e0xKF)

189 When Obama wins ______?

Goodbye country. It had it's time.

Posted by: Jerome at October 16, 2012 08:27 AM (eQa5p)

190 If Crowder distilled this down to two minutes of the funnier jabs, it would go viral.

Posted by: Brisco_County at October 16, 2012 08:28 AM (HhwM2)

191 Crowder need to work on his ass. It is a little flabby.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2012 08:30 AM (jucos)

192 I am just disheartened I had a political conversion experience in 2008 and am now a conservative. Unfortunately almost all my friends are liberals; They are kind and generous liberals but they think Romney is a flop flopper. They also think Obamacare is a gift from God and that Republicans just didn't want to work with the Democrats at all which is why Obamacare got passed in the middle of the night around Christmastime. I have a sign outside my house which says "Biden interrupted Ryan 82 times. This registered Democrat wants an adult as VP in the WhiteHouse. One of my friends took my son-who is homeschooled son to work at the local food pantry today and she said to him, "I'd rather have Biden's interruptions than Romney's lies" and "Romney is going to cut takes and the money will go to his billioniare friends." She is well off financially . She is a retired teacher and her husband flies all over the world as a Engineer. She said I hope that's not the only reason that you're not voting for Obama-that Biden was rude. She thinks he was rude too. I said, "No; I didn't vote for Obama in 2008 either because I knew way too much about him. All this woman listens to is CNN. If she reads websites they are liberal ones. I think she simply can't understand why a caring person wouldn't vote for Obama. I guess I'm griping.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2012 08:31 AM (ZifVj)

193 189
Why look like Ozzy and sing David Bowie?

Crazy Train would be appropriate for this administration.

Posted by: Invictus at October 16, 2012 12:26 PM (OQpzc).............YES ! Jesus there's a glimmer of hope for you all yet. That WOULD be funny. And it would rock. It would probably be easier to write also, and the vocals could be buried in reverb and effects so his pitchy singing wouldn't detract. Think about it ! You could work in the Amtrak thing and everything. Okay - you have your homework assignment -- due by the end of the day. Write some hip, satirically biting lyrics to "Crazy Train".Ready??????? GO !!

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:32 AM (icwKQ)

194 Well in the words of van halen

change, Obama stays the same
unchained, Romney hits the ground running
change, Obama's still the lame
unchained, Romney's free to start gunning

Posted by: Berserker at October 16, 2012 08:34 AM (FMbng)

195 196Well in the words of van halen

change, Obama stays the same
unchained, Romney hits the ground running
change, Obama's still the lame
unchained, Romney's free to start gunning

Posted by: Berserker at October 16, 2012 12:34 PM (FMbng)

...

That's not too bad, either. I would stick to satirizing the Prez -- the idea of a macho "gunning" Romney doesn't really click, but it's not too bad, overall. Good effort.

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:36 AM (icwKQ)

196 177 ROYAL OIL

who is icwKQ

Rupert Pupkin

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 08:39 AM (da5Wo)

197

"Would you like some making fuck? Berzerker !"

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"Did he say "making fuck"?

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"That's fuckin' funny, man"

...

"That's beautiful, man!"

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:40 AM (icwKQ)

198 ....roaming the halls of Congress dressed up as a ninja.
Jeebus.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 16, 2012

He has threatened members of congress with his supposed skills too.
I looked into the Dojo he was attending and they're bullshit, no reputable lineage.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 16, 2012 08:41 AM (+I8Mq)

199

Rupert Pupkin

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 16, 2012 12:39 PM (da5Wo)

....

"... Rooooppeerrrttt's noooot heeeeeerree, Misssssseesss Toorrrreeennnnce ..."

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:44 AM (icwKQ)

200

"psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh...shhh...shh" [air being let out of Ace's "humor" balloon]

Posted by: Ch-Ch-Ch-Che at October 16, 2012 08:49 AM (icwKQ)

201 what. a. loser.

Posted by: Thunderb at October 16, 2012 08:57 AM (Dnbau)