1 Cheney would have used Obama as the condom instead of the cougar.

2 It would now be about the time to pour it on. Or at least very close to that point. When you have someone down and out, step on his throat, lean into it, and don't let him up. That's how I roll.

3 The former Vice President is correct: Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

4 Darth Cheney for VP- Stir that pot!

5 And yet Bush remains silent on the issue.  Guy has truckloads more class than his replacement.

6 I believe Cheney is a "true believer" and so he should probably be ignored. /s

7 Cheney: Obama Is a SCOAMF *nods*

8 We were right. But they were right too, in the sense of "right" meaning "stupid."

Derp?

9 I love this man.

10 I got to watch that speech in person.

Obama Must Go.

11 Let's hope that Obama isn't an organ donor.  I pity the fool.

12

Whatever strategy is taken, and I think you've made this point Ace, you have to make sure you separate your judgement of Obama from the judgement of the people who voted for/supported him.  Or to put it another way, you are trying to separate these people who previously supported him, from him. 

 

It has to be obvious to them, and you're right, now may be the time, but you better not mis-time the jump. 

13 Attack attack attack.  Get the voices of attack on the airwaves and do not let up.  Take every opportunity.  Skip nothing.  Be relentless.  We have nothing to lose but our country.

14 Mmmmm. The sweet, sweet refreshment of preference cascades.

15 It's like he has the heart of a 17 year old skittle eater.

16 The Dark Lord has risen like iron man with his new heart and renews the battle against SCOAMF. Love the drudge photo of Cheney giving SCOAMF the "Manson Lamps". Preach Lord Cheney, release the Kraken!

17 Somebody darn well better start pouring it on, I've already sold all my inauguration access. Pretty embarrassing if you all don't drag my super electable ass across the finish line, now.

18 Cheney would have used Obama as the condom instead of the cougar.Posted by: EC

Um, that's not Cheney. That's homo.
NTTATWWT, SINWYWGF.

19 Obama Must Go.Posted by: Kristopher at April 16, 2012 12:32 PM




Yep. 

20 His bionic heart has made him even more Darth-like. That is so... hawt.

21 I've already sold all my inauguration access.

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

22 I love Dick Cheney so darn much!!!!

23 The Obama campaign should be making a totally lame-ass counterattack on Cheney in 3, 2, 1...

24 The Drudge pic of Cheney looks like that guy from Raiders of The Lost Ark.

Fucking classic!

25 Obama delenda est.

26 Word is that Cheney's old heart is still beating.  In a bucket.

27 Into the breach! Release the hounds of hell! (or any other movie related rallying cry). HE MUST GO

28
second first look at Dick Cheney for Romney's veep?

29 Now, now. You wouldn't want Mitt to overheat his Brylcreem now would you?

30

17 -

 

I'm picturing the scene from South Park, when they killed off Chef... or did they?

 

At the end they had a Darth Chef rise up, and he says "Children, how would you like to lick my chocolate, salty balls?"  To which his creators inquire "you mean a tasty, chocolate treat?"  His reply:  "No, I mean my BALLS!"

31 SCOAUD sounds way too close to SMOD. Maybe a second term for Obama would be an extinction level event. Scary.

32 Cheney would have used Obama as the condom instead of the cougar.Posted by: EC

Um, that's not Cheney. That's homo.
NTTATWWT, SINWYWGF.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2012 12:33 PM (qfooS)

You've obviously forgotten/never heard the most famous True Fact About Dick Cheney.  It's been posted a few times already.

33

High-ranking Republican officials and dignitaries mostly haven't spoken like Cheney does here, a summary, a judgment. They have attacked this or that, or underscored his poor performance on gas prices or energy policy or so forth, but they haven't, largely rendered a "failure" judgment on the whole shebang.

Maybe that's to the good. Maybe if we were doing that for a year or two, the public would be immunized against it and say "Ho hum


I dunno, I believe Dems won in 2006 and 2008 by shrieking non-stop for 6 years.
they haven't even stopped as yet with Bush!!@! and republicans and racists and middle america and blah blah blah is to blame for everything!!

34

After absorbing the life essence of the transient who provided my new heart, I am ready to carry on the fight against Obama.

 

Thank you for your "gift", nameless "donor." I shudder in pleasure still at the memory of your ineffectual pleading and cries of pain.

35 Any truth tot he rumor that Cheney got the heart of young Ranger -- because he is looking spry enough to do the VP thing again.

36 29
second first look at Dick Cheney for Romney's veep?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2012 12:36 PM (6/9kl)

 

 

 

 

Romney/Warcock 2012!!!

37 Cheney would never use Obama as a condom. Obama is so thin skinned, it would be useless and rupture.

38 Cheney/Voldamort 2012!!!!

39 "I have no idea what this is supposed to mean."
===============

For $50,000 a pop, I've been selling access to an inauguration retreat!

40

Stuttering Clusterf**k Of An Unmitigated Disaster. SCOAUD.

I like it!

41

"Get the voices of attack on the airwaves and do not let up. Take every opportunity."

 

Which means the usual - talk radio, blogs, one cable network (sort of), and two newspapers.  There won't be any reinforcements from the MBM.  The messaging platform is not going to change.

 

It should be more about mobilizing the vote and trying our best to prevent voter fraud at this point.

42 Hey at least Romney is billing all the taxpayers for his retreat like SCOAMF does

43

38 -

 

One of the fundamental truths about Cheney:  Cheney don't care if the freakin' condom ruptures!

44 Dick Cheney lights his cigars with a Chevy Volt.

45 I meant NOT billing taxpayers like SCOAMF does

46 For $50,000 a pop, I've been selling access to an inauguration retreat!

???

47 The cool thing about Cheney is that he can make his own news regardless of the MFM attempts to ignore him.

48

Another truth about Cheney:

 

It might be gay if you or I did it, but when Cheney does it, it ain't gay.  It's heteronormative!!

49

You guys may be right, this may be the time to pour it on (though I question that strategy from Go,) but I wouldn't use Cheney's talk as the cue. He's been pretty vocal when he's been healthy enough.

 

I still maintain that we need these dumbasses to come to the obvious conclusion on their own, that they will stubbornly resist any criticisms from us. Nobody likes to be told they made a stupid mistake. 

 

50 I just keep coming back to the concept that the President of the United States is planning a campaign based on how he's an outsider to Washington.  I have to say, part of me is impressed by the sheer balls out audacity of that plan.

51 We need to clearly articulate in 2008 Obama ran on knowing how to Fix the economy (after the crisis ) In other words He has no idea what He is doing , and many of our lives are stuck in limbo if not having been destroyed.

52 Dick Cheney has figured out a way to use windmills to generate vast amounts of electricity.  He pulls the windmill out of the ground and uses it to beat the crap out of an EPA regulator until he approves a nuclear power plant.

53 Its on like Donkey Kong! Another movie line and no reference in any way to FLOTUS.

54 Dick Cheney. Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

55 Cheney/Caddell '12

56 Barry lied on his resume.

57 alex - there are very few golf courses within DC, so he has had to spend lots of time outside of it.

58

He said that all must give their dough
To make this country fat and slow
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said we must be fair today
Equal outcomes are the way
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He's really quick to pass the buck
He sure has been a clusterf*ck
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

He said red, yellow, black or white
All will lose their jobs tonight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama

59 I am wishing I had rented billboards all over the country warning everyone about the obama idiocy instead of merely arguing with my friends and family, then I could rent large billboards all over the country again saying "I told you so."

60 Canseku?

61 High-ranking Republican officials and dignitaries mostly haven't spoken like Cheney does here, a summary, a judgment. They have attacked this or that, or underscored his poor performance on gas prices or energy policy or so forth, but they haven't, largely rendered a "failure" judgment on the whole shebang.

That's because the GOP leadershit are nothing but idiots, crybabies, and cowards.  They suck donkey dick.  They also turned around after the 2010 elections and beat the living shit out of the Tea Party, stabbing us in the back every single chance since that election.

The idiots in the GOP leadershit give more respect to the public shitters and rapists in OWS than they ever did to the Tea Party.

62 I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 12:34 PM ---- Exclusive: Romney Sells Inauguration Access, Nine Months Early A cool $50,000 reserves your seat at the “presidential inaugural retreat.” Now all Mitt has to do is get elected! buzzfeed.com/bensmith/romney-sells-inauguration-access-nine-months-earl The theme this week is that Romney only talks to elites.

63

Cheney/Voldamort 2012!!!!

 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

64 "???"
==========

For some reason my link didn't work before. You can read all about my inauguration retreat here:
http://tinyurl.com/84hyuo6

But not for long, okay? You've got a lot of calls to make on my behalf!

65 The theme this week is that Romney only talks to elites.






Then our theme this week should be that Obama only listens to people who don't pay taxes.

66 To me, Cheney's comment is like the bang of a starters pistol in a race. Its go time! The message is clear, don't wait until the convention like usual to attack SCOAMF, start NOW! Ala Alinsky, pick the target, personalize it. Its not just his policies, its the man! SCOAMF must go.

67 you have to make sure you separate your judgement of Obama from the judgement of the people who voted for/supported him.

The scumbags who voted for Barky in 2008 knew EXACTLY what they were doing.  They voted for Suicide By Indonesian.  Intentionally.  There's no getting away from that.  They are responsible for the damage done to America.

Personally, I don't consider anyone who voted for Barky or supports him to be an American.  I share nothing with these people.  Nothing.

68 By the way, when did Steevy start writing for Cheney?

69 It's not enough that we talk about how Barack Obama is a SCOAMF here.  I'm witnessing a sea change in the comments at mainstream websites like CNN and others.  Even reddit seems slower to dowvote criticisms of Obama.

My challenge to you is to spend a few minutes a day out in the wilds reminding people in the mainstream that vast numbers of Americans have found Obama to be a horrible president.  Even if we can't change their minds, we can put them on the defensive.  Make them account for the trillions of debt, high unemployment and having to watch Michelle on The Biggest Loser.

70 "People who said Obama was a disaster on the first day of his presidency (or before) were right, and yet by and large ignored by the 65% who, early on, supported Obama. They just couldn't follow our thinking." More like the 65% relied on the liberal media for their thinking. If it hadn't been for the "serious" journalists blatantly promoting Obama and covering up for him, he wouldn't have gotten elected in the first place. A guy with no real experience doing anything, who hung out with 2 terrorists, Dorn and Ayers, and who was a thinly veiled left wing extremist. Any republican who had this bad of a background would have been slaughtered in the press.

71 So that's what SCUD means? Stuttering Clusterfuck of an Unmitigated Disaster.

72 Giving obama time as they have, especially the high ranking republicans like Cheney, is the smart thing to do. You need to condense everything to as shot a period as possible to prevent time and the mfm from diluting the message.

73

Buzzfeed and Politico?  Well okay. Interesting I guess.

Hopefully it will be money well spent.

74 BTW, an old school friend of mine is Cheney's lead doctor! Midwood High School, baby!

75 I hear his old heart is still beating.  Refuses to give in.

76 Then our theme this week should be that Obama only listens to people who don't pay taxes. ------ Honestly, I think we should avoid putting classes up against each other. Even this sort of thing, which is a milder version than what Obama is doing.

77

Obama only listens to crony capitalists who export jobs, or import H1B visas.

 

Why does Obama hate average Americans? Easy, they don't contribute millions to his attempt to become our first king.

 

Is there any dictator on earth who doesnt' support Obama? Obama is supported by our enemies. What else needs to be said? You are known by the friends you keep.

78
Dick Cheney.

I carry a shine-box with Dick Cheney's name on it.

Stay thirsty my friends.

79

68 -

 

Sure you do.  There are millions of these people who just turned 18-22 and were voting for the first time.  That's how Carter got elected too, he energized the young folkses. 

 

We have a name for these young people who voted for Carter: lifelong Republicans. 

 

Be mad at them if you want, but many of them will be voting R in November.   

80 omg you idiots fell for the old tricks in the book

chany wuoldnt not even be able to make this speeches

if obamas health care gave him a new electric heart

for free have you retards ever even hear of ironic

probally not becuase they dont talk about it on fox news chanel

#JusticeForPlaydorn

81 >I just keep coming back to the concept that the President of the United States is planning a campaign based on how he's an outsider to Washington.



He can't. Being President of the United States is as inside as it gets. Obama's campaign will be creating a villain to run against. He has to make people more afraid of Romney than of himself.

82 I hear his old heart is still beating. Refuses to give in.

It's stalking the barrios down in TJ, looking for a new host.

83
Dick Cheney

I carry a shine box with Dick Cheney's name on it.

Stay thirsty my friends.

84 >>Buzzfeed and Politico? Well okay. Interesting I guess. It's clearly a coordinated message, especially when you couple it with the 'secret' meeting with donors about policy specifics. Still, I don't like it.

85 When you've lost the Warcock...

86 People should feel EMBARRASSED to admit that they voted for the Indonesian America-hater.

EMBARRASSED and ASHAMED.

That is how they should feel.  If they don't, they'll just vote for the America-hating retard once again.

87 I love Dick Cheney.. LOVE HIM.

88 61 Canseku? Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 12:44 PM (evdj2) *******' Dude there's a canseco at or near the end of the last thread.

89 The scumbags who voted for Barky in 2008 knew EXACTLY what they were doing. They voted for Suicide By Indonesian. Intentionally. There's no getting away from that. They are responsible for the damage done to America. Personally, I don't consider anyone who voted for Barky or supports him to be an American. I share nothing with these people. Nothing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2012 12:48 PM I blame them and believe they should be humiliated and ridiculed for their ignorance but I do not believe they knew what they were doing. I will bet there was a huge percentage of obama voters that could not have named his running mate. obama was a fashion statement, it was cool to vote for him because he was the first half black president, and the fashion has changed.

90 Captain  Shitacular  here  is  raising  SHIT  in  Sunnyvale!  Obama  is  a  SCOAMF!

91 Cicero!  Sorry for copying you.  I didn't read it first.

92 If only Al Gore had lived to see this day.

93 It's stalking the barrios down in TJ, looking for a new host.

Posted by: toby928 at April 16, 2012 12:52 PM (evdj2)

Oh shit, I'm getting the fuck out!

94 Listen, my beloved, who has never, I mean never, voted for a Republican (raised by Democrats), is deeply unhappy with SCOAMF, sees the lies about the economy and the incompetance of SCOAMF. Even reading conservative columnists, (but must keep him away from Dame Noonan). Beloved, with gentle persuasion from moi, does not appear to be voting for SCOAMF this year. I will give my body for the cause, cause I'm all committed and stuff.

95 Drudge's pic make me think of an undertaker looking at soon-to-be customer.

Cheney's eyes go right through that JEF;  Cheney knows there is no soul in that white-black body, just an evil dead thing that needs to be buried.

I love Cheney. 

96 I love the meme that Cheney has Travelon's heart.

97 >>I will give my body for the cause, cause I'm all committed and stuff. Make sure you make him vote absentee so you can mark his ballot for him.

98 Dick Cheney: punching above his heart-rate.

99 Ogabe got even more SCOAMF-Y, He's now decided that he should have control on fracking even on private land.

100 Obama is a cult of personality.

101 People should feel EMBARRASSED to admit that they voted for the Indonesian America-hater. EMBARRASSED and ASHAMED. That is how they should feel. If they don't, they'll just vote for the America-hating retard once again. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2012 12:53 PM (X3lox) yep. I guess we are more or less on the same page. I have no patience for people who say "who could have known? or "he fooled everybody." No, lots of people knew and lots of people tried to tell but you were too lazy, stupid, irresponsible, gullible, and dense to figure it out. now we are all, literally, paying and will be for decades.

102 He is who we said he was.

103 I blame them and believe they should be humiliated and ridiculed for their ignorance but I do not believe they knew what they were doing.

Everyone knew what Barky was about.  EVERYONE.  He ran on the platform of destroying America and even made the centerpoint to be the coming "fundamental transformation of America" into something more like the third world shithole Barky was raised in.

The Indonesian held the BIGGEST POLITICAL RALLY OF HIS CAMPAIGN IN A FOREIGN NATION!!!!!

Who didn't know this?  This is about as un-American as you can get ... and the most repulsive political act one can imagine (other than the fact that it was deadly illegal in a million different ways).

Sorry, I give no slack to the America-haters who voted for Barky in 2008.  They knew exactly what they were doing.

104 "In the White House they call it the "Night of the Sodomizing Cougar Man", Cheney calls it "Last Thursday""

105

"Maybe if we were doing that for a year or two, the public would be immunized against it and say "Ho hum, same thing as usual, just like Obama's bleatings."

 

Nope, oh Furry One. We got in this mess primarily through the MFM's incessant message that W was Bushitlerchimpwarcriminal   who stole the election!!11!!1!1 for eight years.

 

Sautee with ACORN's voter fraud, and BAM! you get 52% of the people  voting for the   absolute worst thing in American history: a President who hates the   country  and demonstrates it every single day.

106

SCoaMF doesn't have an opinion on the the Secret Service scandal, and since his stated opinion always hinges on the race of the person accused, that can only mean one thing.

107 I know, I know I said I be takin' a scalpel to the budget. I missed. Bush missed.

108

103 -

 

That's nice, but calling people "lazy, stupid, irresponsible, gullible, and dense to figure it out" is not generally the way to get them to change their minds. 

 

Look, your vote doesn't count any more than theirs does, so why not consider the possibility of getting them to vote your way?  What could it hurt?  It would cost you exactly one "see, I don't you so." 

109 He may be corrupt.
He may be incompetent.
He may be dishonest.
But he's still half black.

Vote Obama 2012.

110 The people who said Obama was a failure on the first day of his presidency were making a prediction.  

They had good reasons to make it.  Track record, yada yada.  But Obama still had the potential to not be a failure.  I made a comment when asked my opinion in 2008:   He has the potential to be a Clinton or a Carter.   (I expected Carter) 


Now that we're 3 years in, it's no longer a prediction - he is a Carter 2.0, and probably worse than the first one.  Thanks, 52%.   Now, to remind daily the liberal friends and acquaintances that we have a SCOAMF in the WH. 

111 I am still struggling to get over the fact that in Colombia last week Obama's administration blatantly demonstrated their "hookers and blow" platform. I mean even Hillary Clinton was partying.

112 >The scumbags who voted for Barky in 2008 knew EXACTLY what they were doing. They voted for Suicide By Indonesian. Intentionally. There's no getting away from that. They are responsible for the damage done to America.



The people I know who voted for him did so with a profound sense of moral superiority- they were being brave, you see, by voting to elect the first black President- they were MAKING HISTORY, DAMMIT

113 When I grow up I want to be Dick Cheney.

114 Dumbass here likes to talk about Slurpees. Dumbass pours his Slurpee into the economy's gas tank along with a couple bags of sugar. Fuckin' genius. "It's worse than I thought" What a fuckin' dumbass.

115 Did someone call?  I was busy getting my nails done.

116

The only tools this guy has in his arsenal are race/class/gender warfare.  The tools of a Marxist.  Yet this obvious point is out of bounds for some reason.

117 Don't peak too early.  (twss)

118

I mean even Hillary Clinton was partying.

 

The goggles! They do nothing!

 

You know, if the Secret Service had done that during W's admin, I have a sneaking suspicion that they'd be asked to "go hunting" with Cheney. 

119 53 Dick Cheney has figured out a way to use windmills to generate vast amounts of electricity. He pulls the windmill out of the ground and uses it to beat the crap out of an EPA regulator until he approves a nuclear power plant. Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2012 12:43 PM (QKKT0) This made me snicker!

120 A lot of educated people who do not follow politics voted for him because they were swept up in the first black President making history thing. And they had Bush fatigue. He can't blame Bush anymore, at least not credibly. The Zimmerman case has proved even to the uninformed that the media is completely corrupt, and not worthy of belief. We won't get them to stay home, or better yet, vote Romney, if we continually point out how gullible they were we need to tell those in SCOAMF rehab that they were tricked, bambozzled, hoodwinked. Give them an out.

121 Dick Cheney's old heart has been sent into orbit and is powering a spy satellite as we speak. It is expected to last 1000 years.

122 Look, your vote doesn't count any more than theirs does, so why not consider the possibility of getting them to vote your way? What could it hurt? It would cost you exactly one "see, I don't you so." Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2012 01:00 PM





Exactly.  In my personal relationships, I try to give my acquaintances adequate face-saving cover by murmuring sympathetic encouraging phrases like "Yeah, I think it was a nice idea.  Too bad it didn't work out very well."

123 From the bowels of the medical waste disposal unit, I spit upon thee, Obama!

124 Cheney got Trayvon's heart? Was that, like, "Temple of Doom" style? I won't even bring up the ramifications of the brain-eating scene.

125 the sweetest thing about the Cheney quote is the sound of liberal heads exploding

126

It would now be about the time to pour it on. Or at least very close to that point.

**

I'm tanned, rested and ready!!

127
He is who we said he was.

And we let 'im off the hook!

128

Recovery summer  ?

129 LOL at Obama calling the Falkland Islands, "Maldives".

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

130 "He is who we said he was."

Posted by: nickless at April 16, 2012 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

Even worse...he is who he said he was.

131

I need a Venn diagram of those who are more concerned with rubbing Obama voters' 2008 choice

 

AND

 

Those True Conservatives who are complaining that their ass isn't being kissed enough to "persuade" them to vote for Romney.

 

Then kick the overlap in the balls, because you're not helping get rid of Obama, dummy.

132 >He is who we said he was.

And we let 'im off the hook!

Posted by: Soothsayer Greene at April 16, 2012 01:06 PM (6/9kl)

Threadwinner?

(I miss football.)

133 LOL at Obama calling the Falkland Islands, "Maldives".

Lady Thatcher turns over in her grave.  Wait .. what?

134 One of the perks of Obama losing in November will be to watch Liberals throw hissy fits.  That's always entertaining.

135

@76  "BTW, an old school friend of mine is Cheney's lead doctor!"

 

How is he recovering?  I heard Cheney's disembodied heart took offense, kicked the doc's ass, stole his wallet, and escaped the hospital in a hotwired F250.

136 Posted by: mama winger at April 16, 2012 01:04 PM (P6QsQ)

Or you could gut them and bury their worthless carcasses in the backyard. That way you are guaranteed once less vote for the JEF.

It's the only way to be sure.

137 >LOL at Obama calling the Falkland Islands, "Maldives".

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: The at April 16, 2012 01:06 PM (GQ8sn)

oh man, that's right up there with the germans bombing pearl harbor

138 CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama insisted Thursday that without government spending, “Google, Facebook would not exist.” Obama made the remark at a campaign fundraiser while criticizing the budget passed by House Republicans. Obama said the Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget would, among other things, cut funding for research. “I believe in investing in basic research and science because I understand that all these extraordinary companies that are these enormous wealth-generators -- many of them would have never been there; Google, Facebook would not exist, had it not been for investments that we made as a country in basic science and research,” Obama said. “I understand that makes us all better off.” Hum? I'd say Google, Facebook, Apple, and Microsoft exist despite the Federal Gov?

139 Whats next with George Zimmerman, a self-defense hearing, bail?

140

>>#JusticeForPlaydorn

 

Gristle, have you used "Gaydar" yet?

141 Axelrod: Who uses a word like unmitigated?

142 131 LOL at Obama calling the Falkland Islands, "Maldives".

That wasn't a slip of the tongue/mistake.  It was deliberate.

143 Hum? I'd say Google, Facebook, Apple, and Microsoft exist despite the Federal Gov?   or inspite of

144 One of the perks of Obama losing in November will be to watch Liberals throw hissy fits. That's always entertaining.

 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 16, 2012 01:08 PM (bMLFV)

 

Chris Matthews' reaction alone will be worth it.

145 >CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama insisted Thursday that without government spending, “Google, Facebook would not exist.”




He's losing it, man

146 Whats next with George Zimmerman, a self-defense hearing, bail?

A fair trial, and a firing squad.

147 Listen, its the SCOAMF stupid (or the economy). People will accept that he tricked them, but not that they were stupid. A fine line, believe me I know.

148 I only know 4 people who voted for SCOAMF. 2 were swept up in the excitement. Aren't doing it again. and 2 (which I consider a good 10% of the population) are dumbasses who never pay attention to anything. Uncle whose son served 3 tours in Iraq.. heard McCain say he would leave troops there for 100 years. That was it. Friend whose 11 year old daughter wanted to go into the booth and watch the historic vote for Obama. (per instruction of her teacher) Friend did it. Uncle and friend.. voting for ABO in November.

149 Without government, Al Gore wouldn't have invented the Internet.

150

>> Google, Facebook would not exist, had it not been for investments that we made as a country in basic science and research,”

Facebook Science?

 

 

151 >LOL at Obama calling the Falkland Islands, "Maldives".

That wasn't a slip of the tongue/mistake. It was deliberate.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 16, 2012 01:11 PM (X/+QT)

the Maldives are in the Indian Ocean- how fucken stoopid are the President?

152

Go to the commemts section of Yahoo news. Its runs east 80-20%  ANTI-Obama. Gives me hope.

**

For example:

****

http://tinyurl.com/7ckuvxm

 

 

  

153 144, Yes, getting Churchill back should be very high on Mittens list, maybe someone should buy his bust one of those $50K seats.  You know, all Breitbart like.

154 Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 16, 2012 01:08 PM (bMLFV)

And being blamed for America's descent back into the racist 1950s. The blather will be unbelievable, and I will listen to every glorious second of it.

155 A fair trial, and a firing squad.

Posted by: Rev. Al at April 16, 2012 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

I think you have those out of chronological order, though.

156 nude post

157 Whoo Hoo!!! Where's my hookers and blow!

158 So Obama pisses off both the Brits and Argentinians -- Maldives vs Malvinas hah

159 Without government the scoamf would not be scoamf.

160 @150. anyway.. the point of that is.. the first 2.. I called them idiots to their face. They should have known better. The 2nd two who dont pay attention... I say things like.. 'who knew he would be this big of a failure.' It gives them an out...

161

I believe in investing in basic research and science because I understand that all these extraordinary companies that are these enormous wealth-generators -- many of them would have never been there; Google, Facebook would not exist, had it not been for investments that we made as a country in basic science and research

 

 

Because nothing was ever discovered, invented, or produced before the government started throwing money into "basic science and research."

162 That wasn't a slip of the tongue/mistake. It was deliberate.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 16, 2012 01:11 PM (X/+QT)

The Maldives are in the Indian Ocean.  Argentina refers to the Falklands as "Malvinas".  Obama can't even get his fucking world geography straight.  How can he after trying to find out where those other 7 states are?

163 Re 153
the Maldives are in the Indian Ocean

My bad, I thought he was making another Malvinas comment.  So it's a 2fer on his part.  He can't even get an insult right.

164 Barry, get your shine box.

165 First vote for SCOAMF was about history, and hope and change and not Bush and blah blah blah. Not facts. This election, history was made already, Bush can't be blamed and these well meaning not clued in folks are paying 4-5 dollars a gallon for gas, food prices are up, their houses are underwater and they couldn't sell them if they wanted to , and they probably have 2-4 people they know who have been out of work for over a year. Reality trumps SCOAMF.

166

Without government spending, we wouldn't have electric cars that burst into flames when stored in a cool, dry place.

 

Fucking anti-science Reichwingers. Where would you get your flaming death carts then?

167 the Maldives are in the Indian Ocean My bad, I thought he was making another Malvinas comment. So it's a 2fer on his part. He can't even get an insult right. Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 16, 2012 01:17 PM (X/+QT) Yes that is the real sad part. The scrunt we have in the White House can't even keep his oceans straight. But it still was a shot at the Brits and everyone knows it

168 MSNBC has an interesting take on "quietly"

MSNBC -- Susan G. Komen for the Cure has quietly resumed funding for Planned Parenthood, two months after the leading U.S. breast cancer charity set off an angry and debilitating debate about abortion rights by cutting off funds to the prominent women's health network.

The Dallas-based Komen foundation said on Friday that its local chapters have awarded grants to at least 17 Planned Parenthood affiliates for breast-cancer screenings and breast-health services for the fiscal year that began on April 1.

The grants are comparable in number and dollar value to what Planned Parenthood received last year, when $680,000 in Komen funds helped about 170,000 women, many of them living on low incomes in areas with few healthcare options.

169

72 So that's what SCUD means?

 

Stuttering Clusterfuck of an Unmitigated Disaster.

 

SCoaUD.....or SCUD. ....I like this. I like this even more than SCoaMF or SCoaMT.

 

Unmitigated Disaster sort of trumps 'Miserable Failure' or 'Miserable Tyrant'.

170 It is not widely reported, however, the reason that cheney has been having so many health problems and the reason for his recent procedure was because of his role in solving the 2003 blackout which took out the NE U.S. In order to restart the grid Cheney actually yanked the power cord off some super secret machine in the situation room, shoved the wires directly into his thigh and then shoved the plug into the wall. I am not sure of the precise nature of the problem but there was a surge from Cheney which was more than the grid could handle and then a little feedback and Cheney has been having a problem her and there ever since.

171 Cheney 2016 - The democrats worst nightmare!!!

172 I heard Cheney's hart took out the NORK missle

173
the Maldives are in the Indian Ocean- how fucken stoopid are the President?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 16, 2012 01:12 PM (8sCoq)

He meant to say Malvinas but missed it by a hemisphere.

174 oops, heart and missile

175 I heard Cheney's hart took out the NORK missle Posted by: thunderb at April 16, 2012 01:24 PM (Dnbau) very very likely. I have also heard that the original inspiration fo rhte ironman power supply was an early model of Cheney's pump.

176 172 It is not widely reported, however, the reason that cheney has been having so many health problems and the reason for his recent procedure was because of his role in solving the 2003 blackout which took out the NE U.S. In order to restart the grid Cheney actually yanked the power cord off some super secret machine in the situation room, shoved the wires directly into his thigh and then shoved the plug into the wall. I am not sure of the precise nature of the problem but there was a surge from Cheney which was more than the grid could handle and then a little feedback and Cheney has been having a problem her and there ever since.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 16, 2012 01:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

I thought the story went:  Dick Cheney whipped out his cock and inserted it directly into the reactor in order to re-start the nuclear fission reaction.  He later got the words "fuel rod" tattooed onto his shaft.

177 I heard Cheneys pump is what they are using to frack the oil sands in North Dakota. Cheneys heart does love him some fracking

178 Cheney's old heart was airdropped into Afghanistan. Already the Taliban call it "The heart that makes man Taliban mess their pants and run like little boys." Which sounds better in Pashtun.

179 You know the only thing tougher than Cheney? Lynn Cheney's chacha.

180 I always look forward to my visits to South America, touring the lovely city of Bucharest and the majestic splendor of the Alps.

181 I thought the story went: Dick Cheney whipped out his cock and inserted it directly into the reactor in order to re-start the nuclear fission reaction. He later got the words "fuel rod" tattooed onto his shaft. Posted by: EC at April 16, 2012 01:27 PM (GQ8sn) I had not heard that, however it does make some sense. I have heard that since 2003 lynn has refused certain activities since his load is now a lightning bolt on par with the average in a thunderstorm. you may recall the pictures of her walking around with frizzy hair which her chief of staff was blaming on humidity.

182 #88   Let me tell you how I migrated from being a democrat who voted for Carter to a permanent conservative Republican who voted for Reagan an never has voted democrat since.

I voted for Carter,  even though I didn't like him much,  for a single issue:  I was angry at Ford's pardon of Nixon.  (Yes,  I was wrong,  but it was 1967 and I didn't have any sources for news except Time Magazine and the networks,  and I came from a democrat family).

So,  Carter gets elected,  and I start out thinking this is going to be ok.  The eeeevil GOP is out and now Carter will fix stuff.  Only instead,  he proceeds to do bad stuff.  Over and over.  Give away Panama Canal. Makes us turn thermostats down and freeze.  Gas shortage. Beef shortage.   Corruption.  Annoying Carter family on TV all the time.

I start getting madder and madder.  Then I think, "Well, he's a democrat so I can't be upset."  And I go back to supporting him,  only not as enthusiastically.   Then he does something else,  and I get mad,  and when I recover my enthusiasm is diminished even more.  Iran blows up and the hostage crisis starts.  The Shah (who I always sort of liked) gets kicked out.  And it drags on and on.  Disaster in rescure attempt.

Somewhere along the way I decided that I didn't care if Reagan was an idiot.  He was at least NOT EMBARASSING and I figured he couldn't do any worse.  And that was the correct decision,  which I came to through struggling through the Carter years.

Many of the people who voted for Obama made a mistake.  A huge number of them were not aware of the MANY reasons disqualifying him.  Allow them the dignity of saying that they made a mistake through bad information.  And encourage them to blame the media outlets and the press.

I would never have changed if a conservative had been hitting me over the head with my vote for Carter.  I had to work it out on my own.

183 Alert! While we were looking the other way on Friday, fascinated by hookers trying to teach government employees honesty, SCOAMF issued a new Imperial Decree beginning the process of outlawing fracking. HotAir noticed though, thankfully. Anyway, these fuckers wont be happy until were all government slaves, so watch carefully. Nothing good comes of Friday evening Executive Orders.

184 Miss Marple is so much better spoken than I am. But, what she said

185 "I hope he fails"

186 Dick Cheneys old heart pump will not abide the abolition of fracking. He just loves him some fracking. These idiots won't be happy until we all are living in mud huts burning our own vegan produced dung for fuel. But it will be fair because we will all be miserable FOR GODS SAKE RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

187

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 01:09 PM (i6RpT)

 

More importantly... just what in the heck does Facebook produce?  Its not an ecommerce site... its JUST a Social media time waster.

 

How does Facebook contribute to the Economy?  Besides wasting a lot of energy running servers... and having people WASTE time at work on it?

188 How does Facebook contribute to the Economy? Besides wasting a lot of energy running servers... and having people WASTE time at work on it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2012 01:37 PM (lZBBB)

I'm still trying to figure out how putting people on unemployment stimulates the economy.

189 Miss Marple,

Ditto here. 

190 Facebook is the Solyndra of the internet.

191

192 Facebook is the Solyndra of the internet.

 

But....it has saved the government so much money.  ....They now have all that intel on people, provided to them for free! With pictures!.... Heh.

192 I like to think of former SCOAMF voters as entering Former Progressives Anonymous, or as being in Former Liberal Rehab. Many have hit rock bottom, and we should reach out to them to help them recover. Not by compromising to progressive principles, but by introducing ours. You wouldn't help a drunk by going to a bar with him would you?

193 193 Except for mine---Bwa-ha-ha

194 You guys who are upset at the 52%, please hold your fussing at them until after the election. 

Practice these phrases:

1. Can you believe that all of these high-paid reporters didn't tell us Obama hung around with terrorists?

2.  Can you believe that not one news outlet explained Obama's lack of experience in running an organization?

3. Darn it!  Obama sounded like he was going to try to fix things,  but he hasn't really done anything about (gas prices, unemployment, housing market, college costs, food prices- pick one that is appropriate.)

I REALLY understand the compulsion to say I told you so (I have a democrat sister and a union brother) but I bite my tongue.  For those two,  I hope they just don't make the effort to vote.  For my daughter,  who is desperate to find a better job than Pet Smart,  holding my tongue and calmly explaining how she was misled by the press has ended up with someone who will vote for Romney.

195 Looks like Cheney is recharged, with his new heart, and ready to go full throttle!

196 Posted by: Miss Marple at April 16, 2012 01:49 PM (GoIUi)


"I'm sorry.  If you were correct I'd agree with you."



Barky is not Carter.  The situations are totally different, as are the voters and why they voted.  We no longer have the time or the luxury of holding the hands of the idiots who have gone out of their way to damage America and make a mockery of our nation by voting in or supporting that ineligible, un-American piece of shit.

Like I said, no "American" can watch someone run a political campaign in another country and think that that person has any business even being back in America, let alone getting a job in our government - the top job, yet.

Sorry, but the Barky voters have no excuses and I will not make some up just so they can feel less bad about the terrible damage they have done to America - intentionally.

197 2 It would now be about the time to pour it on. Or at least very close to that point.

When you have someone down and out, step on his throat, lean into it, and don't let him up. That's how I roll.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2012 12:29 PM (i6RpT)

When I was eight, my father told me to always kick a man when he's down, to ensure he can't get back up and attempt to harm me again.  So, that's how I roll, too!

198 In a way what better spokesman of the truth of the statist fail than Cheney.

He certainly has nothing to loose by speaking the truth. Being that he has been the lefts whipping boy for so long.

Be fun to know how pluperfect crazy they must get when Cheney speaks out like this. The guy has a certain presence and credibility born of a life of statesmanship.
No matter what one may think of his past, he has a type of air about him that speaks professional in a way those psychopaths, social misfits, maoist clowns, and 60's mental retards in the white house could never posses.

I think Cheney's was a splendidly candid statement of the facts.

Bravo!
More!
More!

199 Mis Marple that is the same technique I have used to discuss politics with my beloved. It then becomes a judgement of SCOAMF and the media, and not the beloved.

200 Cheney doesn't have a type of air, he has a pair IYKWIMAITTYD

201 If only Cheney could take Romney aside and tell him under no circumstances should he appear on SNL except with a pair of grenade launchers.  When will Republicans heed Rush's advice  - never to try and make friends with the News-Entertainment complex because they will never ever like you?

202 I LOVE Dick Cheney! It's too bad his heart prevented him from running for president in 2008! He would have wiped Obama off the map! The left hates him but we love him more.

203 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

204 See the sock link.

205

Could there by any further proof the Racist right are oblivious to American History? Yeah. They prove it every single day!

This is NO different. Today Former Vice President to the Bush Adminstration, Dick Cheney called President Obama “An Unmitigated Disaster ” PLEASE!

So what is the most disliked man in America talking about? Perhaps Dick meant that President Obama had the job of “cleaning up” the unmitigated disaster that he and Bush left at the end of 2008. Because most economists agree that the U.S. economy was about to go over a cliff and President Obama saved it. Not only did the President save the economy from a depression but he also passed universal health care and reformed Wall Street – a very successful legislative tenor.
Not that anything Dick Cheney says matters otherwise I would say that he owes President Obama an apology for calling him an unmitigated disaster. Dick Cheney had an 11% approval rating when he left office. He has no credibility with most Americans. Perhaps Mr. Cheney is “projecting” or believes the President is an unmitigated disaster because he hasn’t started any new wars or can actually travel to other nations without being arrested.

Show us the evidence . there is NO voter fraud worth diddly in this country . OBAMA was elected by a clear majority of moderate and sane Americans, not the right wing haters on this page (thank goodness), not to mention I e-mailed FactCheck.org back in 2009 and I got the facts. No there was NO voter fraud, they are just horrible excuses made for why Barack Obama won.

Since all he has to do is say something, and republicans decide they must do exactly the opposite he divides the country in two right wing racist and everyone else, there are also wealthy people who are not racist but just greedy, Libertarians who would opose almost any Dem, or Rep. and people like myself who see Obama as too far right, and want true leftist socialism. HOWEVER These people are not going to be united,and are no further divided than they were in the past most of them felt the same about Bush, Clinton, Regan etc. as they do about Obama It is only the right wing racist who have made this sharp distiction between Obama and others and are against every policy Obama does even if it was once a part of their platform So no you do not have to be a racist to hate Obama, but I fail to see any other reason to think he is so differant from George WÂ….except..

Bin Laden is dead, GM is alive, WeÂ’re out of Iraq, the Markets are higher than at the end of 2008, we have more jobs than the end of 2008, and weÂ’ve got a foot out the door in Afghanistan. Definitely lacking in the success department. Sorry President Obama hasnÂ’t been the failure you wish he was because you hate America for electing a black man as President.

 

Stop calling this man a POS & SCOAMF, you disgusting racist hateful a-holes. ThatÂ’s what you are disgusting racist hateful a-holes and it shows.

Warren, I really, truly do pity you. YouÂ’re so consumed with hatred, with absolute surety that the black guy in the White House is out to destroy AmericaÂ…and your hatred has blinded you to all that heÂ’s done that is good and right. Has he been perfect? YouÂ’d find precisely zero liberals who would think so.

We can be thankful that Kerry was not elected President, or we would have had an a-hole in office way before Obama. Bush will go down as the worst president in the past 100 years.

206 Barack Obama is a POS SCOAMF.

207 Dipshit. (Guess who that was aimed at.)

208 Dipshit. (Guess who that was aimed at.)

The Q-Spam?  The retardation is strong with this one.

209 Takes one to know one!