May 16, 2012

Cherokee Geneologist To Elizabeth Warren: Tell The Truth, You Lying Monsterscrunt
— Ace

The last part is deftly implied.


Tell the truthÂ….

While you cling to a family story and the inaccurate report that ONE document was found that supports your claim, we real Cherokees understand that those things mean nothing. You see, we Cherokees have lots and lots and lots of documentation supporting our claims of our ancestry. Our Cherokee ancestors are found on every roll of the Cherokee Nation (30+ rolls!) dating back to before the removal and in all sorts of other documentation, including but not limited to claims against the US government for lost property; the Moravian missionary records; ration lists before and after the forced removal, etcÂ…yet your ancestors are found in NONE of those records.

But, your ancestors are found in plenty of historical records, and every time, they are found living as white people among other white people. Never are your ancestors ever found living among the Cherokees. Never, never, never, neverÂ…Â….yet you claim they were CherokeeÂ….

So, Ms. Warren, you see, it is not just your opponent who has questions. We Cherokees have questions too and those questions have yet to be answered by you. You see, for us Cherokees, this is not political. This is about the truth.

You have claimed something you had no right to claim — our history and our heritage and our identity. Those things belong to us, and us alone. These are not things we choose to embrace when they benefit us and then cast aside when we no longer need them, but that is what you seem to have done by “checking a box” for several years and then no longer “checking” it more recently, when apparently you no longer needed it.

And she says she's formed a special group to prove Warren is 32/32nds white, and that they'll be releasing documents establishing this soon.


Posted by: Ace at 10:19 AM | Comments (184)
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1 Did shit just get real?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 10:21 AM (UOM48)

2 Cherokee Geneologist To Elizabeth Warren: Tell The Truth, You Lying Monsterscrunt

I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.  "Monsterscrunt" has to be among the best non-profane profanities I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (SY2Kh)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (8y9MW)

4 I thought a Cherokee Genealogist was an Indian doctor who looks up women's wigwams? I guess I shouldn't use Chris Matthews as an information source.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (FTuxU)

5 Owwww, but this can't be good for us...

We should ask Scott Brown to bow out so Ms. Warren can save face ...

Owww

Posted by: Allah's Fan Club member#230 [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (ebPtk)

6 So the celebrity box-cover photo on Land O' Lakes butter is out now????

Posted by: Elizibeth "Dances With Perjury" Warren at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (VMcoS)

7

I'll get the honey and ant hill ready

Posted by: swimming tadpole at May 16, 2012 10:22 AM (Qr9Rc)

8
I dunno, Pow Wow Chow seems like pretty forceful evidence for "Red" Herring-Warren.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2012 10:24 AM (rDUTp)

9 I was misquoted, anyhow: I told the Harvard job interviewer I really liked Harry James version of Cherokee, and the dumb bastard interpreted it as a reason to give me the professorship and a extra 20 K a year. Honestly!!

Posted by: Elizibeth "Dances With Perjury" Warren at May 16, 2012 10:24 AM (VMcoS)

10 sniff, sniff....

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, wop at May 16, 2012 10:25 AM (MMC8r)

11 What's a little Indian fudge anyway?

Posted by: Cher at May 16, 2012 10:25 AM (xCpfo)

12 Dis-Honest Injun!

Posted by: Elizibeth "Dances With Perjury" Warren at May 16, 2012 10:25 AM (VMcoS)

13 Lizzy Warren is a "person of color".....pink.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 10:25 AM (UOM48)

14 She really should just pack it in now and spare her Native American family the humiliation.

Posted by: Right wing Jackelope of DOOM at May 16, 2012 10:26 AM (E55AK)

15

Kaw-lijah misses his Indian maiden.

 

Posted by: jinxthecat at May 16, 2012 10:26 AM (l3vZN)

16 Why would any Injun want to go to a place whose local sports team is called the Redskins?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 16, 2012 10:26 AM (Sh42X)

17 What, you want my Woman of Color in Academia Award back? Indian giver!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:27 AM (snRY5)

18 @10: The one where you fold it and the knees turn into boobs?  With Warren, nobody would ever want to do that again.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 16, 2012 10:27 AM (tqwMN)

19 Hey, wassamatta you, girlie? Why you gotta go and monkey wit' all the goombas in my tribe? I don' t'ink you know a cherokee from a canolli, y'knowadimsayin'? Fuggedaboutit!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, wop at May 16, 2012 10:27 AM (MMC8r)

20 But, your ancestors are found in plenty of historical records, and every time, they are found living as white people among other white people And listed as deporting actual Cherokee people onto the ToT.

Posted by: toby928© at May 16, 2012 10:28 AM (NG097)

21 It's almost like the Democrats think they won't be vetted by a skeptical, and scrupulous media.

Oh.  Wait.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at May 16, 2012 10:28 AM (8y9MW)

22
Damn, this story just never gets old.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2012 10:28 AM (xDqit)

23 Dances with Lying Monsterscrunt.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2012 10:28 AM (KXm42)

24 Please Mister Custer, I don't want to go. Please Mister Custer, please don't make me go. ( "Forward, Ho!") Oh, no!

Posted by: Little Big Scrunt at May 16, 2012 10:29 AM (pP0Tn)

25

Can't wait til she cries on camera about how this must mean that dear Granny must have lied about it.

 

Poor Lizzie, now discovering something she's believed all her life might not be true...

 

I'm thinking there might be two or three people who vote for her out of sympathy.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 16, 2012 10:29 AM (XdlcF)

26 Woman Who Shakes Fist At Lying Monsterscrunt.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2012 10:29 AM (KXm42)

27 Doonesbury is no longer carrying the Elizabeth Warren story line.  Heh.

Garry Trudeau is desperately going after Romney's car elevator now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 10:29 AM (UOM48)

28
I just did a genealogical search of Barney Frank.

Part of his gay family lore includes a gay cookbook, Nude Dude Food.


/rimshot

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2012 10:29 AM (rDUTp)

29 "Whoops, I'm NOT An Indian!

Posted by: Howard, Fine, and Howard; Political Consultants to the Knucklehead Party at May 16, 2012 10:30 AM (VMcoS)

30

>>It's almost like the Democrats think they won't be vetted by a skeptical, and scrupulous media.

 

For my seat?? That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Ted K. at May 16, 2012 10:30 AM (XdlcF)

31

'Monsterscrunt' doubled me over too. Funny!

Posted by: DeepBeam at May 16, 2012 10:30 AM (+ZX4J)

32 They took the whole Indian Nation
And locked us on this reservation
And though I wear a shirt and tie
IÂ’m still a red man deep inside

Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:30 AM (MBmtt)

33
I'm waiting on pins and needles for Rasmussen's next poll on Warren/Brown. They've been just about tied for some time. I fear no effect, tho.

Posted by: boring arhooley wants to quantify "Monsterscrunt" at May 16, 2012 10:30 AM (E3EVz)

34 Fractions is hard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2012 10:31 AM (VGppd)

35 You know, Warren is actually an old Indian word meaning "monsterscrunt".

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:31 AM (snRY5)

36 Lizzie misunderstood "feathered" for "dotted."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 10:31 AM (UOM48)

37
That's Eliz Warren's maiden name, btw. Herring.



Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2012 10:31 AM (rDUTp)

38 Lizzy "Squats on Truth" Warren's teepee full of bullsh!t!

Posted by: 50% Nohawk/50% Nearoquois Injun at May 16, 2012 10:32 AM (BHM5V)

39 lol that indian guy sound like a total idiot for one

thing elzabeth wardens grandpa had big cheek bones

second all of her colleges said she was a inidan they dont just

making that stuff up becase of laws and dicrisminaton about indians

second most indains dont ever go to a college so she is pretty good

roll model for young squaws children to get away from drinking

alot and get pregnat all the time when like twelve year olds nice

job on that one cheif way to think it throgh idiot lol


Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at May 16, 2012 10:32 AM (+lsX1)

40 CLOVERFIELD II: Monsterscrunt

Posted by: nickless at May 16, 2012 10:32 AM (MMC8r)

41
So her nickame in school was either "fish" or "red."


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2012 10:32 AM (rDUTp)

42 Fucked campaign with forked tongue. Ugh.

Posted by: The Fradgan at May 16, 2012 10:32 AM (ex+u8)

43

You know, the BFF was full blood Mohawk.  She had a Very Special Opinion of those who attempted to claim Native American or First Nations status without any type of proof.  Let's just say DIAF was too good for them.

 

 

Posted by: alexthechick at May 16, 2012 10:33 AM (VtjlW)

44 Would this qualify as a red-on-blue offensive, or red-on-pale-pink?

Kidding aside, don't be surprised for some bureaucracy in Washington get all wee-wee'd up about this and get some payback.  If some reservation gets a casino permit revoked without explanation, this is why.  You don't challenge a member of this regime and get away with it.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 16, 2012 10:33 AM (Jdtsu)

45 In a word, dear... Vagisil.

Posted by: Cherokee gynecologist to Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:34 AM (jPyQ/)

46 I like curry, therefore I'm part Indian.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2012 10:34 AM (VGppd)

47 The "Cherokee Geneologist" is herself only 7/32 Cherokee.

Yes, that's a much more authentic than Lizzy Warren... but enough to become a minority activist when she's 78% white?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (SY2Kh)

48 By the way, that Cherokee's open letter is sitting on a humble liddle blog in the middle of nowhere. I'm sendin' it to Drudge.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (E3EVz)

49

Is she going to win the Donk primary, though?  I sure hope so. 

Posted by: dan-O at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (sWycd)

50 Watch for some tribe to claim her (after a healthy gifting from deems).

Posted by: The Fradgan at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (ex+u8)

51 GIGANTIC HORROR scrunt!

Posted by: butch at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (0APJ3)

52 Ouch. Burn. Burned so bad, she's going to need a skin graft.

Posted by: Would you like some Aloe Vera with that burn? at May 16, 2012 10:35 AM (HOOye)

53 Lizzie is confused.   Her great-great-great grandmother opened the first Seven-11 in MA.

And her name was Patel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2012 10:36 AM (UOM48)

54 Impalement by three Cherokees (if we could find the volunteers) wouldn't make you 1/32nd!

Posted by: Grossed Out Cherokees at May 16, 2012 10:36 AM (FcR7P)

55 My genealogist tells me to roll in flour.

Posted by: Meggy Mac at May 16, 2012 10:36 AM (pbZu/)

56 My relatives do work for some tribes down south.  Tribes get very, very....wait for it....very defensive about their lists.  They don't like the White Man getting involved in their business.  The question is just how much they will persue it and how much the MSM will ignore it.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 16, 2012 10:36 AM (X/+QT)

57 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2012 10:36 AM (7W3wI)

58 Burnt at the stake?

Posted by: Exile at May 16, 2012 10:37 AM (O0lVq)

59 She was the next Hillary on the left. 4 years in the Senate, then President. No shit, they thought it.

Posted by: MJ at May 16, 2012 10:37 AM (/x4oj)

60 Now at our honeymoon hotel I got the fever something cruel. And Elizabeth brought me water to try and keep me cool. Then she stopped bringing water though I was thirstier than Hell. I said "why you no bring water?" She said "white man sit on well."

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren's Husband at May 16, 2012 10:37 AM (MBmtt)

61 Can we have a fun thread now?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2012 10:38 AM (piMMO)

62 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean 'cherokee,' I meant 'Jewish.' Honest mistake, sorry.

Posted by: Lizzy Warrenstein at May 16, 2012 10:38 AM (MMC8r)

63 I'm looking forward to the blacks verses the gays cage match. Posted by: runninrebel

Phrasing!!

Posted by: archer at May 16, 2012 10:38 AM (ebPtk)

64 Cherokee?  Who said anything about American Indians?  Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Granny was from New Delhi!  I'm a distant cousin of Mahatma Gandhi!  I swear!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:38 AM (8g9qq)

65 The "Cherokee Geneologist" is herself only 7/32 Cherokee.



Yes, that's a much more authentic than Lizzy Warren... but enough to become a minority activist when she's 78% white?


It's all pretty silly isn't it. 

If you're less than 1/4 Indian....you ain't Indian AFAIC.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2012 10:38 AM (KXm42)

66 Great! Now my own people have turned on me!

Posted by: Liz Wampum at May 16, 2012 10:39 AM (ShuAW)

67 By the way, is there any wiggle room for Warren in that perhaps Asian-Indians have a Cherokee caste and she was simply confused?

Hey, it's Massachusetts. It could happen.

Posted by: Exile at May 16, 2012 10:39 AM (O0lVq)

68 Shouldn't Warren lose her job over this?

I don't mean the Senate job she's trying to get, but her tenured Harvard faculty position.




Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 10:39 AM (PwGfd)

69 The RNC has responded to Obama inserting himself into the Presidential biographies by photo-shopping him into historical images, such as Obama crossing the Delaware and standing amongst the rough-riders.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (piMMO)

70 "Hiya, I'm Norm Abrams. Today on the New Yankee Workshop, we're going to carve a full-size cigar store Indian with Elizabeth Warren's face on it, and you're going to be amazed at how easy it really is. First we strap this $5,000 chunk of 3foot x 6 foot block of Honduras mahogany to my $4,000 electric hand cart. Then, we take it over to the $150,000 CAD laser lathe and use my $2,000 5 ton hoist to position it. Then, we Photoshop Elizabeth's face to a picture of a cigar-store Indian, and send it to the laser lathe. One hour (and about $3,000 worth of charred sawdust) later, we have the end result; something you'd be proud to display in the rotunda of your $5 million dollar home in Massachusetts for an Elizabeth Warren fundraiser! "

Thanks for joining us. Tune in next week when we make a replica of Mount Rushmore for the yard out of solid teak!

Posted by: That's pronounced 'Narm Ahbrims' at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (VMcoS)

71

More on the story at link in my name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (XdlcF)

72 Let's stop this racism. Squaw Warren is innocent until proven to be a lying privileged Kennedyscrunt.

Posted by: The Fradgan at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (ex+u8)

73 Did he CC this letter to Harvard Lawn School?  No reason that den of liars, criminals, thieves, retards, and fake Constitutional scholars should be off the hook.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (X3lox)

74 Squaw says me come too fast.

Posted by: 30 Second Cherokee at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (pbZu/)

75 Lizzie Warden took an axe Gave her standing forty whacks When she saw what she had done She gave her campaign forty-one.

Posted by: Gran at May 16, 2012 10:40 AM (jPyQ/)

76

Me umm keep saying... we take her...

 

but, we gotum plan.... first she blow us...

 

Whoopeee Doopppeee! We have Fun!

Posted by: Chief Ruffled Feathers, Gopher Tribe at May 16, 2012 10:41 AM (lZBBB)

77 "Hiya, I'm Norm Abrams. Today on the New Yankee Workshop, we're going to carve a full-size cigar store Indian with Elizabeth Warren's face on it, and you're going to be amazed at how easy it really is.Posted by: That's pronounced 'Narm Ahbrims'

GENE-YUSS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 16, 2012 10:41 AM (ebPtk)

78 I can sing the first paragraph of Cherokee People, that should count!

srsly she did steal a position . how much did she profit from her act? and who was on the list that might have gotten her position?
Also,  Did Harvard get money for hiring her? Did her cheekbones convince them?

Posted by: willow-channeling warren at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (TomZ9)

79 Damn it - WARREN.

Posted by: Gran at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (jPyQ/)

80

***SHIT ADVISORY***

Shit Status has been upgraded from ABOUT TO GO DOWN to

 

Shit Status:  JUST GOT REAL

 

***SHIT ADVISORY ENDS***

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (8W5lq)

81 I thought Ace jumped the gun by saying that it was "bad luck" that Warren's initial lie was promoted by the Boston Glob and other lamestram media types. First, if they immediately knocked it down, we'd have been denied those hilarious George Zimmerman/Warren posters with "cracker/native American" labels. Those things have been/are GOLD, Jerry, gold! Second, by embedding this preposterous 1/32 claim in the media narrative, the LSM have motivated people just like this genealogist to rise up and strike at Warren, much like the Lakota, Arapaho and Northern Cheyenne peoples surrounded Custer at Little Big Horn, for a total, extra-humiliating and telegenic annihilation. These last few weeks have proven: Yes, there is a God.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (wyHbU)

82 It's all pretty silly isn't it.

The rule used to be that race derived from your mother. You could be 1/32 green, but if that's traced via your maternal line, you were considered 100% green.

Don't know if that's how the Cherokee do it.

Though if you think of Cherokee as a nation, you're Cherokee more by your contributions to the nation than by your blood. Like being an American, only more exclusive.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (bjRNS)

83 Hahahaha  -  Ace, you always ask - Is This Something?
This is something. Who the fuck axed the Cherokee to get involved in this?

Posted by: Straights of Jebraulter at May 16, 2012 10:42 AM (ufLRj)

84

>>They clearly are facing an investigation in to falsified statements of the race of an employee and misrepresentation of the facts to the Federal Government.

 

I seriously doubt that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (XdlcF)

85 By the way, is there any wiggle room for Warren in that perhaps Asian-Indians have a Cherokee caste and she was simply confused? Hey, it's Massachusetts. It could happen. Posted by: Exile at May 16, 2012 02:39 PM (O0lVq) You know, "Cherokee" sounds *exactly* like "untouchable" to my ears, now that you mention it. I'm a Hearing Impaired American, after all, or at least my mother used to say I was deaf, like, all the time when I was a teenager. So, I'm actually a Woman of Color With Special Needs in Academia and you guys are just horrible for attacking me.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (snRY5)

86 Norm Abrams is like Malibu Barbie-- that bitch has everything.

Posted by: nickless at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (MMC8r)

87 >>If you're less than 1/4 Indian....you ain't Indian AFAIC.

That's the whole problem with race-based affirmative action and other programs.

Its leads to these ridiculous (and utterly predictable) situations, where a. people get tremendous incentive to lie about their background, and b. where even legitimate genetic history leads to special treatment.

I mean really, because my great-great-great grandparent was a minority, I deserve special consideration for a job today?

Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (PwGfd)

88 Look, it is perfectly okay to claim you werea seal with a medal of honor, why not okay to say you are Indian. As long as you are living your reality, it's all good, right?

Posted by: Blaster at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (HR5x9)

89
Shouldn't Warren lose her job over this?

I don't mean the Senate job she's trying to get, but her tenured Harvard faculty position.




Posted by: Looking closely
-------------------------

I wouldn't be one bit surprised if she goes under the bus.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (E3EVz)

90 Warren could be mistaken for a rapper ho.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (bm4vI)

91 But Warren's claim fits the perfect minority bill!  She's white, so Hahvard can claim they've hired a minority without actually hiring a minority.  Win-win, baby.

Posted by: soulpile at May 16, 2012 10:43 AM (Mk/IQ)

92 @ Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at #77:

Obama's not the only one having fun inserting Obama into a new context.  Click on my name to see.  BONUS: New Taiwanese video to boot.  Perhaps the new mash-up cover is a little not-safe-for-work, so ye be warned, matey...

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 16, 2012 10:44 AM (Jdtsu)

93 Obviously none of you have ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at May 16, 2012 10:44 AM (ATM0b)

94 anyway I had thought i read that there was supposed to be more than ones words, some other verification was supposed to have happened?

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2012 10:44 AM (TomZ9)

95 Oh, my bad, I meant "Asian" Indian. Did I say "American?" I'm so.. http://tinyurl.com/6xbu9ou .... sorry

Posted by: Elizabeth Namaste Warren at May 16, 2012 10:44 AM (HOOye)

96 And another thing. She's been spoutin this shit for a long fucking time. And the only mention of it is in a fucking Family newsletter written in 2006? Did she write the newsletter too?

Posted by: Straights of Jebraulter at May 16, 2012 10:44 AM (ufLRj)

97 The real issue here is does having high cheekbones entitle you to some of that sweet,sweet casino money?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 16, 2012 10:45 AM (HJYyV)

98 white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white indian That qualifies her for 'diversity' at Harvard.

Posted by: nickless at May 16, 2012 10:45 AM (MMC8r)

99 I thought it was the one drop rule? The Dems have always operated by that.

Posted by: Blaster at May 16, 2012 10:45 AM (HR5x9)

100 Based on that high cheekbones stuff, Katherine Hepburn must be about 120% Indian.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 16, 2012 10:45 AM (HJYyV)

101 I thought it was the one drop rule? The Dems have always operated by that.

Posted by: Blaster

 

Unless you are a white Hispanic.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2012 10:47 AM (bm4vI)

102 I paint with all the colors of the wind. Disney totally stole that from me.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, watching Disney's Pocahontas at May 16, 2012 10:47 AM (snRY5)

103 Obama's not the only one having fun inserting Obama into a new context. Click on my name to see. BONUS: New Taiwanese video to boot. Perhaps the new mash-up cover is a little not-safe-for-work, so ye be warned, matey...


****

When even the Japanese think you've gong too far....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2012 10:47 AM (piMMO)

104 I'm tortured (like an Indian burn) over how to throw this in the face of various Facebook scrunts who posted and cheered her "nobody get's rich alone" screed.

Posted by: jimmuy at May 16, 2012 10:48 AM (kSaUf)

105 93 >>They clearly are facing an investigation in to falsified statements of the race of an employee and misrepresentation of the facts to the Federal Government.

I seriously doubt that.
===

Not under the current administration, they aren't.

In fairness to Harvard, if they're supposed to take an applicant's word for their race at face value, then they didn't do anything "wrong" in hiring Warren as a minority.

She *did* go through not one, but TWO prior academic posts at other institutions as a "Native American" prior to THEIR hire, and its not entirely crazy to assume that she was previously vetted on this.

Ultimately, the fraud is on Warren's head.    Now the question is, did she actually believe cock-and-bull family "stories" about having Indian blood, or did she just make up the whole thing to secure a job?

Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 10:48 AM (PwGfd)

106 uh, Taiwanese

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 16, 2012 10:48 AM (piMMO)

107 I wonder which box she checked on mortgage applications, cuz that shit threatens a 30 year prison term for lying.

Posted by: Elizabeth Screaming Chicken Warren at May 16, 2012 10:49 AM (KHo8t)

108
She was the next Hillary on the left. 4 years in the Senate, then President.

No shit, they thought it.
Posted by: MJ
-----------------------

God knows she's ugly enough.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 16, 2012 10:49 AM (E3EVz)

109

My great-grandfather was 1/8th Cherokee, and he had the drinking habit to prove it (though the Scots-Irish in him didn't help, either). That makes me 1/64th Cherokee (perhaps more - there might be native blood on my mom's side), makes my father 1/32nd Cherokee, and makes my grandmother and her numerous siblings 1/16th Cherokee.

Nevertheless, none of us, not even my grandmother and her 1/16th Cherokee siblings, have ever proclaimed to be Native American by virtue of an ancestor born sometime around 1820 who contributed a rather minor share of our DNA. Some of us occasionally joke about it, but we have never thought of oursleves as culturally or genetically anything other than European-Americans. We have no cultural links to that ancestor or her people and no living memory of her.

Now I *might* claim Native American ancestry some day if I can get a government handout out of it but then, unlike Elizabeth Warren, I think that affirmative action and quotas and set-asides are complete crocks of shit and would do anything I could to undermine them or eliminate them. Elizabeth Warren has no excuse.

Posted by: MrWilson at May 16, 2012 10:50 AM (+/VZz)

110

In MA, if you just stick a feather in your  hat and call it macaroni, you're cool with the indian thing.

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2012 10:51 AM (bm4vI)

111 Cherokee Gynecologist To Elizabeth Warren: Tell The Truth, You Lying Monsterscrunt —Ace

 

What was his name, Chief Fishy Elbow? 

 

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 16, 2012 10:51 AM (Iaxlk)

112 I read that as "Cherokee Gynecologist."

It made more sense than most of the Fauxcahontas lore.

And I am very painfully (in the very literal sense) sober.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 16, 2012 10:51 AM (/kI1Q)

113 white white white white white white white white
white white white white white white white white
white white white white white white white white
white white white white white white white white
white white white white white white white indian



{rips open envelope, blows}

{pulls out card}

Point to all of Elizabeth Warren's ancestors and then say "indian".

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 16, 2012 10:51 AM (pbZu/)

114 She *did* go through not one, but TWO prior academic posts at other institutions as a "Native American" prior to THEIR hire, and its not entirely crazy to assume that she was previously vetted on this.



Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 02:48 PM (PwGfd) 

She *did* go through not one, but TWO prior academic posts at other institutions as a "Native American" prior to THEIR hire,


thanks, yeah i didn't know that.


Thanks for that info.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2012 10:52 AM (TomZ9)

115 Pay no attention to that Cherokee nativist behind the curtain!

Posted by: "Lizzie of Oz" Warren at May 16, 2012 10:52 AM (jm/9g)

116 Chair-uh-KEEEE PEE-puhhhl!

Chair-uh-KEE Tri-IIIIIBE!

(sorry. had that damn song in my head since all these shenanigans started...)

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 16, 2012 10:53 AM (HpT9p)

117 #98 
I'd be highly surprised if she were fired over this, no matter how richly she deserves it.  

For one thing, I understand she's tenured, and that makes firing very difficult (if not absolutely impossible).

But more to the point, Harvard can't really fire her, because then it makes THEM look like idiots:

a. For believing her cock-and-bull story about being an Indian without vetting her hire, and
b. For promoting her as Native-American for years, and
c. For subscribing to this sort of stupid affirmative action anyway.

So now its the "Emperor's New Clothes" where its in Harvard's interest to just pretend there is no issue whatsoever.  They're not going to do jack squat until and unless some external force obligates them to (ie actual Congressional investigation, etc).

Again, I don't expect that to happen under the current administration, and if (hopefully when) Warren loses either her primary or the actual Senate election, they'll just quietly let this issue fade away.

Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 10:53 AM (6Q9g2)

118

>>In fairness to Harvard, if they're supposed to take an applicant's word for their race at face value, then they didn't do anything "wrong" in hiring Warren as a minority.

 

Yeh, I'm not seeing how they could get in legal trouble for that.

 

BUT...I think they should be made fun of perpetually for bragging about Blondie being a person of color.

 

I'm half Mexican. I look it about as much as she looks Indian. And I have gotten PLENTY of attitude from people about bringing that up. I've never had anyone want to hold me up as an example of minority-ish-ness because of how Anglo I look. And I'm half! Not 1/320,000 or whatever.

Even if she looked Nat. Am., at 1/32, for them to brag about diversity...good grief.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 16, 2012 10:53 AM (XdlcF)

119

I have a feeling that there's a lot of "academics" running around of late adjusting their university records.

 

Posted by: Max Entropy at May 16, 2012 10:54 AM (XOIFS)

120 Some of us occasionally joke about it, but we have never thought of oursleves as culturally or genetically anything other than European-Americans.

If I read the genealogist correctly, the key to being a modern Cherokee is whether your ancestors made the Trail of Tears. If they didn't, then you're not.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 16, 2012 10:54 AM (bjRNS)

121 "Ultimately, the fraud is on Warren's head. Now the question is, did she actually believe cock-and-bull family "stories" about having Indian blood, or did she just make up the whole thing to secure a job?" ----- How?

Posted by: Squaw Warren at May 16, 2012 10:54 AM (ex+u8)

122


Ultimately, the fraud is on Warren's head. Now the question is, did she actually believe cock-and-bull family "stories" about having Indian blood, or did she just make up the whole thing to secure a job?<<<

 

See that nose scar?  Know what that means to a Cherokee?  One too many bucks.  Little squaw likes the bucks, huh?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2012 10:58 AM (8W5lq)

123 Ouch. That leav-um mark.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at May 16, 2012 11:00 AM (QKKT0)

124
Two things in common between Fauxcahontas Warren and Kim Jong-Il: rabid anti-capitalism and loneliness.

But mostly loneliness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 16, 2012 11:00 AM (HmCnI)

125 DAMN, that stung so bad I felt it all the way out west here,WOW! Thats one pissed of Injun.No offense.

Posted by: Rich K at May 16, 2012 11:01 AM (X4l3T)

126 I signed up for this class cuz they told me a woman of color was teaching it. So whose the white bitch?!

Posted by: Michelle Obama complains to Harvard registrars office. at May 16, 2012 11:01 AM (ShuAW)

127 #127

Harvard is just (once again) turning itself into a laughingstock, that's all.

In terms of your Mexican heritage, one of my classmates in high school has/had a thoroughly Hispanic surname. . .because her paternal GRANDFATHER was from Spain.  I don't think she even spoke a word of Spanish.

Anyway, she checked the appropriate box on her college applications, and was admitted to an Ivy League school, that she probably otherwise would not have been admitted to.

This is stupid, yes, but can I really fault her?   Unlike Warren seems to have done, she didn't actually lie about anything, nor did she create the asinine rules.  If those are the rules, why shouldn't she benefit?   This whole kind of thing is just more reason why race-based admission/hiring is a bad idea.

I'm not even going to get into my other friend (now a professor) who is white as a sheet, but born and raised in South Africa.   Which box should he check?

 

Posted by: Looking closely at May 16, 2012 11:02 AM (6Q9g2)

128 My friend in Boston described the obama/warren ads as "carpet bombing the airways" and he said he hasn't seen a single scott brown commercial.  But, that may be a blessing as he's totally sick of both BO and Warren.

I wonder how many other libs/dems, probably in high academic positions and other places, thought nothing of checking that box.  Maybe they didn't check the American Indian one, maybe they checked the American Samoan one. 

What's so sad is how this is not shocking to the average person.  Is everyone just plain dishonest?  

Posted by: tick tock at May 16, 2012 11:03 AM (oZfic)

129 Both my parents were born in Nebraska to folks of European ancestry. Apparently, my mother grew up in an area that was near an Indian Reservation, and my father used to tease her that her old boyfriend was an Indian then tell us kids that we could have all been Indians if mom had married this guy. There wasn't any truth to this story, and it certainly wasn't politically correct (actually, it's kind of a dicky story, but let's not go down that road) but we kids loved it.

It sounds like Warren's 1/32nd Cherokee claim is based on a similar fiction.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 16, 2012 11:08 AM (PiESu)

130 "You have claimed something you had no right to claim — our history and our heritage and our identity. Those things belong to us, and us alone. These are not things we choose to embrace when they benefit us and then cast aside when we no longer need them, but that is what you seem to have done by “checking a box” for several years and then no longer “checking” it more recently, when apparently you no longer needed it." Yeah, this is a fair line of attack. I'm 1/8 native, and I've never taken a benefit for native people specifically. I'm not a fan of race-based laws. However, yes, I'll mention it when I want to, like for example when asked about my ancestry or even talking about race and mixed race as a topic among other things. But I didn't lie about it or invent it. To just use a fake race identity to advance your career and then stop using it when established is ... very low. It's insulting to Cherokees. Having used their identity, she then abandoned it too.

Posted by: Random at May 16, 2012 11:10 AM (ieFeF)

131

And she says she's formed a special group to prove Warren is 32/32nds white, and that they'll be releasing documents establishing this soon.


If only... If only there were some sort of a meticulous scientific laboratory test which could be applied to an individual's genetic material, and which would tell us about their actual biological ancestry.


If we had a test like that, it would be very helpful in such cases. We could call it... gosh, I don't know... how about calling it a "DNA test"?


DNA as in, "DO NOT ASSERT ancestry which you don't actually have."


Posted by: torquewrench at May 16, 2012 11:10 AM (ymG7s)

132 110 I thought it was the one drop rule? The Dems have always operated by that.
Posted by: Blaster

Unless you are a white Hispanic.  

Posted by: Roy at May 16, 2012 02:47 PM (bm4vI)

 

Page 37... rule 2... Being part Jewish immediatly over rules any quantity of other Ethnic identity, making you automaticly 100% White.

Posted by: MSM Racial Guidebook at May 16, 2012 11:11 AM (lZBBB)

133 Video dedication for the Paleface Squaw:
http://bit.ly/cebPyu

Posted by: OxyCon at May 16, 2012 11:11 AM (ur8o6)

134 I wonder if they have opening at Harvard for "checkered" minorities ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

135 Given that courts have ruled against laws like the "Stolen Valor" law, I bet that Elizabeth Warren has possibly not broken one single law, but Harvard could still fire her for lying on her employment application.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 11:12 AM (e8kgV)

136

It is with great regret that we accept the resignation of Professor Elizabeth Warren. Leaving is entirely her idea. We begged her to stay. Yep. But she insists her new position is an opportunity that she simply can't refuse.

 

Join us in wishing Professor Warren every success in her new career, whatever it turns out to be.

Posted by: Harvard University at May 16, 2012 11:15 AM (w41GQ)

137 To think that our esteemed President Obama nominated this lying sack of shit to be the head of the Consumer Protection Agency .. you know the part of the government that is supposed to protect us from lying credit companies.
I had no idea that being able to lie like the Son of Satan was a requirement for the job.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 11:15 AM (e8kgV)

138 What do we need to do to keep her as the Dem nominee?

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at May 16, 2012 11:16 AM (DEfmK)

139 So is Elizabeth Warren an Undocumented Native American?

Posted by: robtr at May 16, 2012 11:18 AM (MtwBb)

140 I don't know, does everything have to be measure by whether or not you broke the law?   What happened to having a moral compass and some character and a backbone?   Is everything ok as long as you can get away with it?  Is gaming the system now the norm and not the exception?  I guess my parents were/are just plain crazy, they taught us to do the right thing even if no one else knows or is watching.  More and more I'm realizing they are the exception not the rule.  I've heard many an extemporaneous speech from both of them about being able to put your head on the pillow at night knowing you did the right thing by everyone you encountered that day.

I like Justice Thomas.  I came across this the other day and reading it was fascinating for me.  "Could Thomas Be Right?"  http://tinyurl.com/74eprqf  (It's old but in retrospect, it give you a lot to think about)

Posted by: tick tock at May 16, 2012 11:19 AM (oZfic)

141 I actually am genetically Cherokee, although the source of that material remains a mystery (i.e., John Redcorn). However, I would never presume to call myself "a Cherokee" - let alone check of an affirmative action box for it - since I have zero connections to the Cherokee heritage. Other than my awesome hair and the inability to grow a full beard, nobody can tell I'm a Cherokee, so I obviously have not suffered discrimination that warrants some sort of diversity reparation. Elizabeth Warren is a cunt.

Posted by: Wooga at May 16, 2012 11:22 AM (9+AX0)

142 While you cling to a family story and the inaccurate report that ONE document was found that supports your claim, we real Cherokees understand that those things mean nothing.

I mentioned a while back my moms side was Cherokee and that they don't really care unless you're full Cherokee. It's actually more amazing that she doesn't have any Cherokee than if she acctually did because Cherokees were one of the most common and always had good relations with whites, i'll bet at least half the people commenting in this thread are part Cherokee.

Posted by: booger at May 16, 2012 11:23 AM (HI6wa)

143 And all the beads we made by hand
Are nowadays made in . . .China.  (Updated for 2012)

Though I wear a skirt or dress
I'm still part red girl, and all mess!

Posted by: Lizzy "Paul Revere" Warren and the Raiders at May 16, 2012 11:24 AM (exvgC)

144 Other than my awesome hair and the inability to grow a full beard, nobody can tell I'm a Cherokee

I can barely get any peach fuzz going, but i still shave everyday, cuz it makes me feel like a big man.

Posted by: booger at May 16, 2012 11:25 AM (HI6wa)

145 Sweet sweet scheadenfreude. Delicious. Spike -who is 1/16th Soiux. Maybe. Damnit, did I forget to check the box? No wonder I ain't been promoted!!!

Posted by: Spike at May 16, 2012 11:26 AM (KF7IN)

146 Couldn't they just "transfer" her tenure to Northeastern State, Tahlequah?
I'm sure she'd be "happier with her own kind." They, her, not so much.

She'd make a hell of a Harvard grad school recruiter, over there. Knows how to check off those boxes.

That would be a true case of fitting the punishment to the crime, without doing anything at all cruel or unusual.

Posted by: comatus at May 16, 2012 11:26 AM (xqqfi)

147 129 That's messed up because there was intermarriage with the Cherokees before the Trail of tears. Interestingly the Cherokees were the only indians to develop a written language albeit after seeing, understanding, and using english writing as a tool. I have a tiny bit of sympathy for Warren since my "family lore" is that there are numerous Cherokee in the family blood line but in my research I've never run across them. There is a portrait or two that look squawish but that's not proof. I look as english/scots as the day is long although I can see something else in my mother which might be indian and might be something else? Pict? However, I would never have tried to USE it--the basis was to sketchy.

Posted by: Dagny at May 16, 2012 11:36 AM (mFIbw)

148 Can't all just get along ?

Posted by: Flapping Beaver at May 16, 2012 11:36 AM (2cfUo)

149 However, I would never have tried to USE it--the basis was to sketchy.

Posted by: Dagny at May 16, 2012 03:36 PM (mFIbw)

If you are honest with yourself it's cause you are a republican/conservative and you wouldn't dream of lying outright like that.

Posted by: tick tock at May 16, 2012 11:38 AM (oZfic)

150 It's fucking ridiculous that it matters what your bloodline is in this country. Do we all get that now? Warren isn't an indian, Zimmerman isn't white, Obama isn't black and Wright isn't black AT ALL, Joe Biden is 100% insane, etc. Why are we even asking the question?

Posted by: Dagny at May 16, 2012 11:40 AM (mFIbw)

151 Running Barack loved Little White Warren
With a love big as the sky;
Running Barack loved Little White Warren
With a love that couldn't die

(at least not until she lost her seat in Congress and couldn't vote for his policies any more)

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Preston at May 16, 2012 11:41 AM (exvgC)

152 Cherokees on the warpath. Cherokees not counting coup. Cherokees want a scalp.

Posted by: Bob at May 16, 2012 11:44 AM (PJXbW)

153 Looks like the Cherokees not only have a rain dance, but a shit dance too, and they're doing it all around La Warren.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2012 11:49 AM (Hg5+Y)

154 Maureen E. Mahoney, the attorney for University of Michigan Law School, and John Payton, the attorney for MichiganÂ’s undergraduate program, rejected the notion of the schoolÂ’s policies as quotas, and instead spent the majority of their arguments describing the need for racial preferences.

Mahoney explicitly referred to HarvardÂ’s plan as a model plan without a quota, and then compared it to MichiganÂ’s law school policy of considering race as one factor in admissions.

Mahoney said that to achieve diversity, “a plan like the Harvard plan...can be used as an effective means [to ensure diversity].”

But when Ginsburg later referred to HarvardÂ’s admissions policy, Justice Antonin Scalia dismissed the idea of HarvardÂ’s policy as a model.

“Did the Court know that when the Harvard plan was originally adopted, its purpose was to achieve diversity by reducing the number of Jewish students from New York that were getting into Harvard on the basis of merit alone?” Scalia asked.

Scalia was referring to evidence that in the early 20th century, Harvard used a quota system to restrict the admission of Jewish students, according to Climenko Professor of Law Charles J. Ogletree, who attended yesterdayÂ’s oral arguments. But Ogletree said that ScaliaÂ’s comment had little relevance to arguments today.

“The plan Harvard has talked about is quite the contrary,” he said. “It is a plan designed to promote diversity of all points of view and to create a strong class of students.”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 11:50 AM (e8kgV)

155
He should have called her MRS Warren.

It pisses those commie wenches off.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at May 16, 2012 11:50 AM (7+Eqf)

156

Bitch isn't a real Indian, like me.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at May 16, 2012 11:50 AM (Hg5+Y)

157 Elizabeth Warren: you in heap big trouble. I denounce myself. Also hope to avoid losing scalp to Cherokees.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 16, 2012 11:55 AM (1hM1d)

158 When will The Man stop oppressing us?

Posted by: Cheekbone-Americans at May 16, 2012 11:58 AM (Hg5+Y)

159

It's true - I'm 1/7th Cherokee.

 

One-seventh, you say? Yeah, it's kind of a long story ...

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 16, 2012 12:00 PM (Hg5+Y)

160 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

this is the heart of the matter...elizabeth warren happens to be the latest incarnation of it's use.....

Posted by: tick tock at May 16, 2012 12:01 PM (oZfic)

161 Oh, and there's another aspect of my ancestry I forgot to bring up...

Posted by: Elizabeth Shabazz Warren at May 16, 2012 12:02 PM (Hg5+Y)

162 She no Injun... no Cherokee... saw her use tepee to go pee pee

Posted by: Chief Draggon Ballz at May 16, 2012 12:25 PM (Jls4P)

163

#129: You're close. The key is having an ancestor on the Dawes Rolls, a census of the Five Civilized Tribes taken when the Bureau of Indian Affairs was established.

I've seen some other people questioning the legitimacy of the Cherokee genealogist due to her 7/32 blood quantum, but the Cherokee have always been open-minded about interbreeding with other races. It's never never been about blood quantum to them; it's about whether your ancestors were a part of the Cherokee experience.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 16, 2012 12:26 PM (bRdb3)

164 How come Warren gets to be an Indian and I don't? We have the same hair, the same eyes, the same complexion, the same cheek bones. What gives here? If she gets to be an Indian, then I should be allowed to be one too. Where's my life tenure?

Posted by: Her Highness, Princess Märtha Louise of Norway at May 16, 2012 12:27 PM (BSuxu)

165 She's  99 and 44/100 pure white.  The rest is ghostwhite.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2012 12:31 PM (4q5tP)

166 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 16, 2012 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

Not just Harvard. Princeton hated Jews - but was forced to take a bunch because they were tops in their fields (especially as the Jewish mathematicians and physicists started pouring in from Europe) and Penn generally rejected Jews up until the mid 20th century. They all accepted a few, but as few as they could.

This is why CCNY used to be a premier school that produced Nobel winners (real Nobels, not the bullshit ones of today) and leading scientists by the bucketload.

Later, the racial quotas at the Ivies were used to exclude orientals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 16, 2012 12:44 PM (X3lox)

167 Do all Cherokee Clans publish family newsletters?

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2012 12:51 PM (/9E6Z)

168 She took 1/32 of the Cherokee nation
And put us on her accreditation
She usurped our ways of life
And made a mockery of our strife

She never learned our native tongue
And taught her b*llsh*t to our young
And all the deeds we had to land
She sold to developers in Japan

Cherokee faker
Cherry key pie
So proud to steal
So proud to lie

She took 1/32 of the  Indian nation
Chocked us up to her accreditation
And though her cheekbones might be high
She's no red man deep inside

Cherokee faker
Cherry key pie
So proud to steal
So proud to lie

And some day when she's learned
Cherokee Indians will return
Will return will return
Will return will return

Posted by: Red Man Inside at May 16, 2012 12:54 PM (hHgxI)

169
Tonto!  We are surrounded by Indians!

What you mean "we" Kemosabe?

Posted by: Tonto Warren at May 16, 2012 01:19 PM (Xv7f/)

170 Only 32/32 White?  I'm disappointed.

Posted by: Hepcat at May 16, 2012 01:24 PM (K3L8C)

171 The Cherokees sell a Tshirt that says:
Trust the Government
Ask any Indian

The sarcasm was lost on Lying Bird Who Shits On Self (that's Warren's Indian name) or maybe it's Lying Bird Who Sits on Shelf... oh well, same dif.

Posted by: Carmelita at May 16, 2012 01:27 PM (Y/2U4)

172 I had a cousin -- both parents born Ireland -- who was caught up in the whole Notre Dame mystique thing.  Think, O'Rudy.   Problem was he had about a 3.0 GPA and a 900 SAT.  Definitely NOT Notre Dame material.  Or so we thought.

He applied anyway because, after all, it was Notre Dame. 

They admitted him.

Once the news of the miracle was absorbed and the holy water, candles and rosaries were put away, it came out that he had checked the "Native American" box on his application and filled up his essay with a lot of blarney about being a first generation college student, modest means, no one to show him the way, etc..  He said he thought that "Native American" just meant that he was born in America and not in Ireland.



True story.

Posted by: Red Will Danagher at May 16, 2012 01:36 PM (Xv7f/)

173 76 Shouldn't Warren lose her job over this?

I don't mean the Senate job she's trying to get, but her tenured Harvard faculty position.


Saw something close to that happen once.  Our state representative was term limited out.  He got the bright idea to run his wife to replace him. Two pensions in the family!!

Her day job was running the local library which she did pretty well. Everybody liked her.  More than him, really.  Well, she started sending out campaign materials using the Library postal permit, probably at his behest. Needless to say, all hell broke loose ending with her losing the primary AND getting fired from the Library.

Oops.

Lesson:  Being content where you are can be a blessing. Don't get greedy (or cocky).  Also, don't break the law.

Posted by: Michael Curley at May 16, 2012 01:44 PM (Xv7f/)

174 This is nothing more than a routine Papaw Smear!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee Gynecologist at May 16, 2012 02:07 PM (vJ9tV)

175 1/32 Cherokee, 32/32 fraud

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 16, 2012 02:46 PM (HnaFz)

176 OUCH. Now down here in Georgia where the rednecks roam, that's what we call a bitch-slapp.

Posted by: Terry in GA at May 16, 2012 03:42 PM (L1Aao)

177 Hey all you edjumacated lawyers out there, how would one go about suing someone who fraudulently claimed minority status for preferential entry into an ivy league college, thereby booting from the slot an otherwise legitimately minority candidate? Should Ms. Warren owe some sort of reparations for falsification of documentation for the purpose of obtaining preferred status?

Posted by: Terry in GA at May 16, 2012 03:46 PM (L1Aao)

178 As a expatriated Pennsylvanian , I require a government grant to prove Joe Biden is not from Pa . I believe he might be 1/64 Vermont or perhaps 1/32 North by North East Southern Rhode Islander .

Posted by: DrDrill at May 16, 2012 03:58 PM (lEfQX)

179 Fookin' A, bro'! You go, Cherokees! Ya want the major deal past 1814? http://tinyurl.com/6pxadhf. Make your own mind up. But you can't never get back from http://tinyurl.com/cghopj5. The Choctaw museum has the actual age-blackened bow of the great chief of the Choctaw. You can see it yourself. I urge you to do so! http://www.choctawnation.com/. Vikings in OK?!? They do have open carry now, so it might be true... http://tinyurl.com/cqsjgls. Shallow gradient rivers, no government control, an ethos that required individual initiative and truth... Yeah, probably. OK, doubt it and die.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 16, 2012 04:08 PM (OhenJ)

180 Add me to the admiration club for the term "Lying Monsterscrunt." mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at May 16, 2012 04:11 PM (zGduE)

181

"Lying Monsterscrunt"

Funniest thing I've read in days.

Thanks, Ace.

 

 

 

Posted by: Gem at May 16, 2012 07:12 PM (zw+pb)

182 #186: David Yeagley at badeagle.com was looking into the possibility of such a suit. Sadly, it looks like he's given up on that...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6qu6gp9

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 16, 2012 08:48 PM (3yCFy)

183

They searched the whole Cherokee nation

Couldn't find a blood relation

Stripped away Liz Warren's lie

Left her hanging high and dry

Took away her ethnic scam

Whole diversity thing's a sham

And all the white men they did cheat

Will drag her party down to defeat

Cherokee deceitful ... Cherokee lie

So hard to forgive .. so hard to jibe 

 

  

Posted by: Callmelennie at May 17, 2012 10:47 AM (GOsSG)

184

Exposed the whole equivocation

Voters now have reservations

Ans oh this caused my career to die

I'm feeling vengeful, can't deny

 

Cherokee deceitful, Cherokee lie

So hard to forgive, so hard to jibe

 

And maybe someday when they're burned

A sense of fairness will return

Will return, will return

Posted by: Callmelennie at May 17, 2012 10:50 AM (GOsSG)

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