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April 28, 2012

Cinema Catfights
— rdbrewer

Open thread.

And thanks to "Bob in Houston" (NSFW):

Posted by: rdbrewer at 02:25 PM | Comments (190)
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1 'ello! What's this then?

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 02:27 PM (NG097)

2 Roomy, fresh and hobo free. I think I'll homestead here.

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 02:27 PM (NG097)

3 Caaaaaat Fight!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at April 28, 2012 02:27 PM (GULKT)

4 I claim this thread in the name of our sovereign lady AtC.

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 02:28 PM (NG097)

5 Crap. I blew it. I wanted to put the chess thread up, but got confused because of the time zone differences and was waiting for the previous thread to go stale. I aim to put it up at 7PM EDT so hopefully I won't step on this one too bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2012 02:32 PM (xm1A1)

6 Stale? It was 3 hours past it's prime.

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 02:33 PM (NG097)

7 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 02:34 PM (7W3wI)

8 The gypsy camp scene in "From Russia With Love."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:34 PM (Af3Wg)

9 6 Stale? It was 3 hours past it's prime.

Posted by: toby928Â© at April 28, 2012 06:33 PM (NG097)

Well then he's still got another 2 hours before he finally has to make his move. It is chess afterall

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 02:35 PM (GULKT)

10 At least this isn't another open thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:35 PM (Af3Wg)

11 I love talking about chests

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 28, 2012 02:35 PM (jucos)

12 Stale? It was 3 hours past it's prime.

Yeah, I know that now. But I forgot the time displayed on each thread is Eastern, not Pacific. What can I say, I'm a moron.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 28, 2012 02:35 PM (xm1A1)

I didn't watch that clip but it makes me want to watch some Alfred Hitchcock.

Don't ask why cuz I don't know.

Posted by: ErikW at April 28, 2012 02:36 PM (8mkPX)

14 She let you play with her chest?

Posted by: The Fonz at April 28, 2012 02:36 PM (NG097)

15 No more catfights in movies,now the chicks beat up guys.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 02:39 PM (7W3wI)

16 "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:39 PM (Af3Wg)

17 I just noticed that all movie catfights must be accompanied by bad music. Preferably bad jazz.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 28, 2012 02:39 PM (Iyg03)

15 No more catfights in movies,now the chicks beat up guys.

Yeah. These seem really tame by today's standards.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 02:41 PM (O4AQQ)

19 17 I just noticed that all movie catfights must be accompanied by bad music. Preferably bad jazz.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 28, 2012 06:39 PM (Iyg03)

Just like porn.

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 02:42 PM (GULKT)

20 I'm still here for you, America.

Posted by: Secret Service Chaperone at April 28, 2012 02:43 PM (IoNBC)

21 No more catfights in movies,now the chicks beat up guys.

And outrun them, too. Most movies are total farces, these days, without any attachment to reality. Even on the more superficial level, they have "families" who don't look like they were born on the same planet, let alone from at least one common parent. I think they go out of their way to make families look unrelated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 02:49 PM (X3lox)

I think the bad music...or the bad jazz...was used to add to the 'rough and gritty' aspect of seeing women fighting. ....Back then, 'nice' women weren't supposed to fight. ....'Nice' women were supposed to suck it up, and be nice.

Today, we have Warrior Princesses, and Vampire Warriors like Selene....with heroic music playing in the background when they are kicking butt.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 02:49 PM (O4AQQ)

23 Where else can you get such culture?

Posted by: Little Boomer at April 28, 2012 02:49 PM (l0+me)

24 23 Where else can you get such culture? Posted by: Little Boomer at April 28, 2012 06:49 PM (l0+me) At the bottom of a yogurt container.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:51 PM (Af3Wg)

25 What about the dog-eating scenes?

Dog-eating scenes have contributed a great deal to American cinema. Dog-Eaters have always been an important part of America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 02:51 PM (X3lox)

26 Eyes without a face eyss without a fa.... ace

Posted by: soothie at April 28, 2012 02:52 PM (KUrJA)

27 Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 06:50 PM (7FadD) Become the master of space, time and dimension and make sure liberalism is never born.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:52 PM (Af3Wg)

28 you got no human ray... ace..

Posted by: soothie at April 28, 2012 02:53 PM (DlaLh)

29 What about that scene from John Carpenter's "The Thing" where the dog metamorphoses into, well, the thing? Not dog eating, but there's a lot of SFX smegma and blood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:54 PM (Af3Wg)

30 What is this 'open' that we keep talking about in these threads?

Posted by: dogfish at April 28, 2012 02:54 PM (N2yhW)

31 all about eve, bette davis and ann baxter the women, joan crawford and norma sharer

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 02:54 PM (Dnbau)

32 33 Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 06:54 PM (7FadD) You know, you can get rid of a Hitler or SCOAMF but there are always a dozen of them out there just waiting for their Damien Thorne moment in the sun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:56 PM (Af3Wg)

33 35 Posted by: B. Fwank at April 28, 2012 06:55 PM (7FadD) You are cheesy and sebaceous...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:56 PM (Af3Wg)

34 "35 SFX smegma" Smegma? Not on my watch, boobie.

Posted by: Secret Service Chaperone at April 28, 2012 02:56 PM (IoNBC)

35 gacck. shearer. also dynasty the tv show. linda evans and joan collins

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 02:57 PM (Dnbau)

36 What about that scene from John Carpenter's "The Thing" where the dog metamorphoses into, well, the thing?

Not dog eating, but there's a lot of SFX smegma and blood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 06:54 PM (Af3Wg)

Not a Dog-Eating scene, as good as it was. It's easier to find a human cannibalism scene than a dog-eating scene in Western cinema. Shit, they make whole ~~movies~~ series of movies about cannibals.

But dog-eaters ... only fit for the Oval Office.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 02:57 PM (X3lox)

37 Smegma. .....That's one of those words...that just sounds nasty. All by itself, it sounds...nasty. It could mean something entirely different. ....And it would still sound....nasty.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 02:59 PM (O4AQQ)

38 Cat fights? What about when Jones the cat hisses at the alien at the end of "Alien?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 02:59 PM (Af3Wg)

39 The news from China brings us this story.Note it was over a parling dispute. April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the manÂ’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 02:59 PM (7W3wI)

40 ripley and the alien in alien

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 03:00 PM (Dnbau)

41 Robert Evans was selling schmattes for Evan Picone when he nailed Norma Shearer at the Beverly Hill Hotel. And a film legend was born...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:00 PM (Af3Wg)

42 the chicks wrestling in k y jelly in old school

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 03:02 PM (Dnbau)

43 What a load of fail, where the hell is the huge catfight between Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron from "2 Days in the the valley"??? Its the female equivalent of the Ally fight in "They live"

Posted by: Bob in Houston at April 28, 2012 03:03 PM (b7AU3)

44 Is this something? The guy who supposedly signed the coroner report for A.B. has been killed by poison? http://latimesblogs.latimes.com /lanow/2012/04/poisoning-suspected-in-sudden-death-of-coroners-official.html

Posted by: Timwi at April 28, 2012 03:03 PM (pdhxN)

45 the chicks mud wrestling in stripes

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 03:03 PM (Dnbau)

46 41 Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 06:59 PM (O4AQQ) What about "magma?" Reminds me of the Python Embarrassment Clinic sketch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDUxaji6NI&feature=related

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:04 PM (Af3Wg)

47 What about Linda Blair getting broomsticked in that juvey prison movie? Jeez, any movie with Sybil Danning has got to have some serious cat fighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:05 PM (Af3Wg)

48 Bob, thanks for the tip.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 28, 2012 03:05 PM (Iyg03)

49 hilary swank and that she male she boxed in million dollar baby. HATED that movie

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 03:06 PM (Dnbau)

50 any and all women in prison movie

Posted by: thunderb at April 28, 2012 03:07 PM (Dnbau)

51 Socks the cat wrestling Slick Willy for the used cigar...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:07 PM (Af3Wg)

52 Cat People was a classic , anybody notice the length of my tooth..I was stuck a piece of fresh tuna in a woman execs desk that always had it in for my testosterone one time, that created quite a cat fight one summer when she insisted the secretary find that stink..

Posted by: Clemenza at April 28, 2012 03:09 PM (YlSwz)

53 "Kansas City Bomber." Raquel Welch doing roller derby. Greatest rack in his-to-ree.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:12 PM (Af3Wg)

54 Jeff, search for the "The spirit of kjaz" and find their stream. Its also on the Tune-in app.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 28, 2012 03:12 PM (AVfT8)

55 Oh Lord,another insane judge. A federal judge says an Ohio prison that forces all inmates to adhere to a strict Islamic diet is not an establishment of religion because everyone eats the same food. A federal judge recently threw out prisoner James Rivers' lawsuit against Ohio Prison director Gary Mohr's decision to ban pork from kitchens in all prisons under control of the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction. Mohr made the decision to stop serving pork products after a Muslim on death row filed a lawsuit against the prison system. Abdul Awkal, an inmate on death row, argued in his lawsuit that the prisonÂ’s failure to provide halal meals violated his religious freedoms. Despite AwkalÂ’s claims, Islamic teaching says it is perfectly acceptable to eat non-halal meat if there is no halal food available. Islam teaches that meat such as pork is considered unclean and not to be eaten. This would include all pork products including sausage and bacon. Awkal was later joined by a second Muslim who is not on death row. Prison authorities had argued that they provided non-pork and vegetarian options for Muslims. The Muslims said that was not good enough and still insisted that the food they were given meet halal standards. Despite AwkalÂ’s claims that eating halal meat is a requirement of his faith, Islamic teaching says it is perfectly acceptable to eat non-halal meat if there is no halal food available. Prison authorities had argued that providing halal meet for the thousands of Muslims in prison would bankrupt the system. In response to the lawsuit, prison officials stopped serving pork products to everyone; including atheists and those whose religion contains no such prohibition. Former Navy chaplain Dr. Gordon Klingenschmitt says while the judge ruled it is acceptable to force all non-Muslims to adhere to a Muslim diet, Christians have no dietary rights.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 03:12 PM (7W3wI)

56 I'm in need of dinner ideas. I've got a German Shepherd and a poodle. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Barry O. at April 28, 2012 03:13 PM (fYOZx)

57 That was good but it could stand more this . . . http://bit.ly/IgfIki

And some of this . . . http://bit.ly/IIIjx3

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 28, 2012 03:13 PM (Gk3SS)

58 Poodles au gratin.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 28, 2012 03:14 PM (Iyg03)

59 Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 07:12 PM (7W3wI) Feed them dog shit. Dog meat is too good for them. Then again, do what Brick Top does and feed the fuckwad to pigs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:14 PM (Af3Wg)

60 60 I'm in need of dinner ideas. I've got a German Shepherd and a poodle. Any suggestions? Posted by: Barry O. at April 28, 2012 07:13 PM (fYOZx) Stuff the poodle up the shepherd's ass and you get Shepard Smith.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:15 PM (Af3Wg)

61 Here's an obscure one: Above the Law - Cynthia Rothrock vs Karen Sheperd http://tinyurl.com/7hlbs5d

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 28, 2012 03:15 PM (RvlzX)

This is Zombie Kasey Kasem with a long distance dedication all the way from Bumfuck, Indonesia for the prezzey of the united steezeyÂ….

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo heÂ’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
HeÂ’s a dogeater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3cpsdMg3Q

Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at April 28, 2012 03:15 PM (HYbYx)

40...What about "magma?"

Eh. No, magma doesn't really 'sound nasty' like "smegma" does. It's prolly just me.

Reminds me of the Python Embarrassment Clinic sketch.

"Grunties"....that word always cracks me up.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 03:18 PM (O4AQQ)

64 Women brawling; what have we become, - a culture of G_ddamn gypsies?

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2012 03:18 PM (KWdVT)

65 66 Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at April 28, 2012 07:15 PM (HYbYx) Now THIS is the Casey Kasem dog rant you want! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:19 PM (Af3Wg)

66 So long! New thread posted!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:19 PM (Af3Wg)

67 KJAZ 205.188.215.228:8000/ Stream Title: KJAZ SPIRIT- JAZZ RADIO Since 1959. Content Type: audio/mpeg. Stream Genre: JAZZ ... Jeff, them numbers up yonder will take you to the stream.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at April 28, 2012 03:20 PM (AVfT8)

68 >>Can anyone recommend some good modern jazz? There is no good modern jazz. Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie. Lionel Hampton.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:20 PM (5H6zj)

69 Dog-Eaters have always been an important part of America.

They always punch above their weight.

Posted by: can't let go of old memes at April 28, 2012 03:21 PM (NG097)

70 So true, Y-not, so true.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:21 PM (lJ2es)

71 Do you have Pandora, chemjeff? That's a good way to find other music you might like. Go to the Coltrane channel and they'll play other things that they decide (how exactly I don't know) are similar to Coltrane (in addition to his stuff).

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:22 PM (5H6zj)

72 Tippi Hedren and Suzanne Pleshette in "The Birds"

( very retrained, with dirty looks instead of hair-pulling, etc )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at April 28, 2012 03:22 PM (Dll6b)

73 Oh, chemjeff! I thought of you this afternoon. I was at the carwash and saw the coolest car. It was a Nissan Juke. If you haven't bought a new car yet, you should check it out, it's really cool.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:23 PM (lJ2es)

74 Anyone know which breed of dog makes the best ribs? My man has a hankering and you know I love me some ribs too.

Posted by: Michelle O. at April 28, 2012 03:24 PM (fYOZx)

75 Hey Peaches! How are you? Did you work stuff ever improve. I'm back from looking at Australian shepherd puppies. So cute! They are very different from collie pups. Much more like little sausages or dumplings than collies are. We are still mulling over the dog decision. There's really no rush.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:24 PM (5H6zj)

76 So long! New thread posted!

Haha Sucker, it's a chess thread! You've been MuseRolled.

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:24 PM (NG097)

77 @80 Aussies look tasty.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:25 PM (5H6zj)

78 Much more like little sausages or dumplings than collies are.

Do they come with a recipe book?

And, meh, work is still in a state of great upheaval. I have finally decided they just need to kiss and make up, nobody's gonna come out of this deal any better than they were before the fur started flying. We will see . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:26 PM (lJ2es)

79 Hmmm, never seen one of those Jukes in person before. Interesting. Is it the size of a Rav4?

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:26 PM (5H6zj)

@59

Personally.....I am very skeptical about the whole idea of "Rehabilitation".

Not sure it is even possible.

So I have a problem with the fact that prisoners are able to file lawsuits about things like food service. ....Or even filing lawsuits at all, other than appeals.

Especially on death row! ...Flip the damn switch already.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 03:26 PM (O4AQQ)

81 >>Do they come with a recipe book? No, but I think they come with a case of hoisin sauce.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:27 PM (5H6zj)

82 67 Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 07:18 PM (O4AQQ) Tits, winkle and vibraphone...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:27 PM (Af3Wg)

83 and, speaking of bad jazz.... Can anyone recommend some good modern jazz? I like Coltrane, but I can only repeat that so often Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 06:52 PM (7FadD) Good modern jazz? No such animal. Jazz generally hasn't been worth a damn since around 1960, and Miles Davis put the final nail in the coffin with Bitches Brew. Jazz nowadays is generally either muzak for white-wine drinking metrosexual douchebags, or the gimmicky schtick of playing jazz with non-traditional instruments (Bela Fleck and Charlie Hunter). Fleck and Hunter are great musicians, but it's not jazz (Hunter is a fucking MONSTER live). Yeah, get off my lawn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2012 03:27 PM (Rhie+)

84 Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2012 07:18 PM (KWdVT) See my post @8

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:28 PM (Af3Wg)

85 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2012 07:27 PM (Rhie+) Dave Brubeck, but he's a cracker so I denounce myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2012 03:29 PM (Af3Wg)

86 Y-not, I don't believe I've ever seen one before either. It was so awesome looking I actually conversed with one of the other customers about it. Made the standard Hondas and Toyotas look like the boring little putt-putts they are. While I am not in the market for a car, I was impressed enough to come home and check out reviews. Except for a few lemons that get bad gas mileage, the owners are going wacky over them. They're well-priced, too, even the fully leather and loaded 4WD models.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:29 PM (lJ2es)

87 I second the Brubeck.

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2012 03:31 PM (KWdVT)

88 @91 Interesting. My Eos is paid off next month - hooray! - so I'm not in the market either. I've been happy with it, just wish it had bluetooth and that some idiot hadn't dinged me in parking lot. (And not left a note!)

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:32 PM (5H6zj)

89 Someone was telling me that they saw a convertible small SUV, but I have a feeling she was just confusing an old convertible PT Cruiser with an SUV or crossover. She didn't seem to know much about cars.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:33 PM (5H6zj)

90 Oscar Peterson. Art Tatum. Herbie Mann.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:33 PM (lJ2es)

87....Tits, winkle and vibraphone...

Heh. ....Oh, and "wanker"....that's a funny one.

Posted by: wheatie at April 28, 2012 03:33 PM (O4AQQ)

92 Les McCann & Eddie Harris. Tasty . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:34 PM (lJ2es)

93 Someone needs to compose "Ode to the Lost Ampersand" Damn, I miss that little squiggle . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:35 PM (lJ2es)

94 Someone needs to compose "Ode to the Lost Ampersand" Damn, I miss that little squiggle . . .

Mike the Moose can post the ampersand, but he won't share the secret.

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:36 PM (NG097)

95 Good modern jazz? No such animal. Kenny G?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 28, 2012 03:37 PM (jucos)

96 Aspen leaves are all in now and shimmering beautifully in the late afternoon breeze.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:37 PM (5H6zj)

97 I'm sorry but I just can't get into the chess thread.

Posted by: Y-not pouting at April 28, 2012 03:38 PM (5H6zj)

98 I'm sorry but I just can't get into the chess thread. Posted by: Y-not pouting at April 28, 2012 07:38 PM (5H6zj) =========================== Just click on the new comments thingy

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 28, 2012 03:39 PM (jucos)

99 Y-not, I have assiduously restrained myself from indulging in savage mockery on the chess threads. Out of respect for the people who seem to really enjoy them. But, yeah, not going there either. It's just the two of us here in this lonely room. I might even take my pants off . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:41 PM (lJ2es)

100 LOL Truck Monkey. I've taken my bra off, Peaches. Pants are staying on for now!

Posted by: Y-not pouting at April 28, 2012 03:42 PM (5H6zj)

101 104 Y-not, I have assiduously restrained myself from indulging in savage mockery on the chess threads. Out of respect for the people who seem to really enjoy them. But, yeah, not going there either. It's just the two of us here in this lonely room. I might even take my pants off . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 07:41 PM (lJ2es)

Here let me just toss these pillows in...

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 03:42 PM (GULKT)

102 Re-enactment hopes to solve case of dead British spy

http://is.gd/R5oLUj

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:43 PM (NG097)

103 Really pretty spring day today. Cool thing about these parts is that lilac bushes grow like weeds. They seem to be the equivalent of the wild rosemary that you see everywhere in SoCal. And I gather they are deer-resistant. So that's nice. IIRC lilacs do not do well in SoCal. The guy I knew at UC Riverside's arboretum said there were only a few varieties that would grow there.

Posted by: Y-not pouting at April 28, 2012 03:44 PM (5H6zj)

104 >>Here let me just toss these pillows in... No Jell-o?

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:45 PM (5H6zj)

105 Mike the Moose can post the ampersand, but he won't share the secret. Posted by: toby928Â© at April 28, 2012 07:36 PM (NG097) You can do it by turning off javascript. &&&

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 03:45 PM (X3lox)

106 Looks like I got here just in time ladies

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2012 03:46 PM (Y5LDn)

107 testes &&&

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:47 PM (NG097)

108 testesII &&

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:47 PM (NG097)

109 Does this work? &&&

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:47 PM (5H6zj)

110 testes III &&&

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:47 PM (NG097)

111 testes IV &&&

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:48 PM (NG097)

112 You can do it by turning off javascript. Or just copy what someone else did. & like this &

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:48 PM (5H6zj)

113 ~~testes V &&&~~

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:49 PM (NG097)

114 37 <i>35 Posted by: B. Fwank at April 28, 2012 06:55 PM (7FadD)

You are cheesy and sebaceous...</i>

-------

Barny Frank is a Sebacean?

Posted by: Creighton at April 28, 2012 03:49 PM (6fER6)

115 D'oh! Angle bracket fail.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 28, 2012 03:49 PM (6fER6)

116 27 and, speaking of bad jazz....
Can anyone recommend some good modern jazz? I like Coltrane, but I can only repeat that so often

I assume you've also listened to Charles Mingus? I particularly recommend "THe Black Saint and the Sinner Lady."

Modern stuff is a bit iffy. I tend to like the ECM stuff, but they're more like modern chamber music. Jan Garbarek, Ralph Towner, older Keith Jarrett. Oregon (back when Collin Walcott was alive) is more folk-world than jazz, but it still sounds great. I personally enjoy Cecil Taylor but I know that's like instant headache music for many people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2012 03:50 PM (i0App)

117 stopping javascript from minx.cc is required, blocking mu.nu and mee.nu is not. Nice. Thanks

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:50 PM (NG097)

118 Ummm, that's not very nice. I can't read heiroglyphics. Hell, I probably didn't spell it right either.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2012 03:50 PM (Y5LDn)

119 spick & span

Posted by: toby928© at April 28, 2012 03:51 PM (NG097)

120 My man was into Spyro Gyra when we first met. I broke him of that habit.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:51 PM (5H6zj)

121 Nice. Thanks
Posted by: toby928Â© at April 28, 2012 07:50 PM (NG097)

It's strong magic. Use it with care and deliberation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 03:52 PM (X3lox)

122 &&&

If that shows up, I will probably start weeping with joy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:52 PM (lJ2es)

123 No. See? I can't even CUT [and] PASTE a muthafuckin' ampersand. Damn that Pixy and his evil ways . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:54 PM (lJ2es)

124 Poor Peaches!

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 03:54 PM (5H6zj)

125 I never noticed how interesting the word de-liberate is. I love how English just makes sense, when one really thinks about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 03:55 PM (X3lox)

126 No. See? I can't even CUT [and] PASTE a muthafuckin' ampersand. Damn that Pixy and his evil ways . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 07:54 PM (lJ2es)

If you don't turn off javascript, then Pixy gets his hands on your comment and makes minced mongrel of it. Turning off javascript allows stuff to go through that would have been semantically mauled, otherwise.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 03:57 PM (X3lox)

127

If the duel in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon between Michelle Yeoh & Ziyi Zhang is a catfight, it wins.

Posted by: NCC at April 28, 2012 03:57 PM (lDsmT)

128 If you don't turn off javascript, then Pixy gets his hands on your comment and makes minced mongrel of it. Turning off javascript allows stuff to go through that would have been semantically mauled, otherwise.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????? I have a Mac, I'm not supposed to have to know how to do techie shit. giant sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 03:59 PM (lJ2es)

129

Sigh.

Far West Texas wildfires are forcing my mom and step-father to evacuate tonight.

I spent a bunch of time yesterday trying to find updates on any web site. Best coverage was some high school students who couldn't even get the name of the fires right.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2012 04:01 PM (XdlcF)

130 I think Peaches needs someone with a mac & can tell her what to do

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 04:02 PM (GULKT)

131 Dammit, Mama AJ, prayers for the safety of your family (and their home).

Thanks in no small part to chemjeff's innocent question, I am listening to all kinda funky old jazz on the youtube. smiley face!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:03 PM (lJ2es)

132 Real music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfdarMCVc4 (Kenny's new group is called the Rockerfellers. They play in the Phoenix area.)

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

133 So sorry to hear that Mama AJ.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

134 Peaches I'm on a Mac running Safari and I can make & ampersands.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:06 PM (5H6zj)

135 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????? I have a Mac, I'm not supposed to have to know how to do techie shit. giant sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 07:59 PM (lJ2es)

Don't worry about what it means.

First of all, this is way too much work to do for ampersands, which suck, anyway. No one even writes them in script. They exist only on keyboards and signs.

In any event, I know nothing about Macs, but javascript is a security setting that I'm sure you have for any page you're browsing. For Firefox, it's under the preferences menu item (in the edit menu). For whatever you use on Macs, it might be called Options, or Preferences, or security ... It'll probably have a place to turn off pop-ups and loading images and stuff, and "run javascript" (or something like that) will also be there. If you turn that off and refresh the page, you'll be able to enter ampersands ... Personally, I wouldn't bother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 04:08 PM (X3lox)

136

Thank you, ladies.

It's a "controlled evacuation" which I think means "get out of our way" as opposed to "run for your lives".

Loose translation.

Now I need to do a controlled evac. of my house and go to the store....

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 28, 2012 04:09 PM (XdlcF)

137 Ah, interesting, Y-not. I do have Safari, but always used the Firefox. I just kept thinking that teh blog would be fixed, but it's been months now, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:09 PM (lJ2es)

138 Not a good idea to go to your Dentist ex girlfriend if she's batshit nuts... Anna Mackowiak, 34, is under investigation for medical malpractice and could face three years in jail after giving her ex-boyfriend a heavy dose of anaesthetic and pulling out all of his teeth when he turned up at her surgery with a toothache. She apparently sent him on his way none the wiser afterwards, still numb in the face and completely wrapped in bandages. This all happened in their town of their town of Wroclaw, Poland, but Â“a woman scornedÂ” is a familiar cross-cultural universal. Â“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,Â” she remarked, according to the Daily Mail. Â“But when I saw him lying there I just thought, Â‘What a bas*ard.Â’Â” Olszewski explained how it occurred in his point of view: Â“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldnÂ’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandagesÂ…She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldnÂ’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.Â” Â“I didnÂ’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional,Â” he said. Â“But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldnÂ’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.Â”

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 04:11 PM (7W3wI)

139 Peaches, in Firefox, go to the EDIT menu and choose Preferences. Then , pick the tab Content. You should see a box "enable javascript" that is checked. Uncheck it, close and refresh your page. You should be set to go. Just type and ampersand and it will be there.

When you're finished, go back and recheck the "enable javascript" box, because you can't do much on the web without javascript.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 04:15 PM (X3lox)

140 I just checked my settings in Safari under preferences > security and I have Java enabled. But I do have &s, so Lord only knows what the heck is going on.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:15 PM (5H6zj)

141

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 08:15 PM (5H6zj)

Java or Javascript? They're totally different.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 04:16 PM (X3lox)

142 There does seem to be less spam since the broke was broken.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:17 PM (5H6zj)

143 Both Java and Javascript are enabled. Also plug-ins. I'm also blocking pop-up windows. My version of Safari is 5.0.5

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:18 PM (5H6zj)

144 149 huh, no javascript and it works man this site is so FUed ---- Obviously Boosh's fault.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:19 PM (5H6zj)

145 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 08:15 PM (X3lox)

You are too kind. Unfortunately, I'm the type who would rather curse the darkness than light a candle that will need ongoing effort on my part.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:21 PM (lJ2es)

146
The pace car at tonight's NASCAR race at Richmond is the Ford Focus Electric. 40K with a range of 100 miles plus a generous taxpayer funded $7,500 "free" money rebate.

*No data on battery replacement cost, but you'll never spend a dime on gas. Only cool people drive electric cars.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 28, 2012 04:22 PM (TkGkA)

147 >>151 man I like this Dave Brubeck fellow Take Five is classic American music. It should be on the pod we launch to contact extra terrestrials or something. Have you tried George Benson? I liked him back in the day.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:22 PM (5H6zj)

148

Someone needs to turn the damn wind machine off. Been blowing steadily at 12-15mph for 5 straight days now.

Impossible to cast a fly line in this crap.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2012 04:23 PM (SAMxH)

149 Anyone know if the blaze is down?

Posted by: . at April 28, 2012 04:23 PM (oZfic)

150 man I like this Dave Brubeck fellow

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 08:18 PM (7FadD)

Seek out and listen to "Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams" One of my faves.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:24 PM (lJ2es)

151 get lost cat piss

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 04:25 PM (GULKT)

152 Have you guys ever listened to "Mack the Knife?" I mean, really listened to it. Really weird song.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:25 PM (5H6zj)

153 hey guys... in early for a sec. whre was it that someone read that Breitbarts ME died same week the findings were released? gotta link?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 28, 2012 04:25 PM (r7Ddb)

154 Oh, wait, that was George Benson. My bad. Still a great jam, though.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:25 PM (lJ2es)

155 hey guys... in early for a sec. whre was it that someone read that Breitbarts ME died same week the findings were released? gotta link?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 28, 2012 08:25 PM (r7Ddb)

Check the LA Times. They're saying he died of arsenic poisoning. I have not read past the headlines on it (not gonna pay those assholes), but it was in there this past week. Very odd . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:27 PM (lJ2es)

156
Have you guys ever listened to "Mack the Knife?"

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 08:25 PM (5H6zj)

Disliked because Bobby Darin humped my girlfriend Sandra Dee. Well, at least in my dreams.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 28, 2012 04:27 PM (TkGkA)

157 Almost went from Montel Williams "My-man your-man" shouting match to catfight in the apt. parking lot a few days ago. Sometimes living 1/2 mile from the police station limits your entertainment.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2012 04:28 PM (NQ/V9)

158 166 Clearly it was a reichwinger angry over Breitbart's death.Or something.

Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2012 04:30 PM (7W3wI)

159 Gushka,
Go here:

tinyurl.com/84yx997
The guy that signed AB's death cert may have been poisoned.

Posted by: ChrisP at April 28, 2012 04:31 PM (a15pA)

160 @172 Things really do add up with houses, but if you can get on top of maintenance issues, the money drain will slow down.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:36 PM (5H6zj)

161 Welp, time for a bubble bath and a Bond flick. Take care everyone. 'Been feeling blue the past couple of days, so it's nice to know there are good people out there in pixel-land.

Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 04:37 PM (5H6zj)

162 no I haven't bought a new car yet, and now it looks like I won't be able to buy a new car for another year or so - this house is costing me more than I realized Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 08:34 PM (7FadD) --------------------------------------------------------- The mortgage is just the start when it comes to the costs of carrying a house. At least we can all be assured that the housing values only go up up up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 28, 2012 04:37 PM (jucos)

163
Posted by: Y-not at April 28, 2012 08:18 PM (5H6zj)

Don't know. It could just be the differences in browsers and the code was written. Often times things just run a little differently on different browsers, especially when messing around with special characters and text areas.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 28, 2012 04:38 PM (X3lox)

164 171 Gushka,
Go here:

tinyurl.com/84yx997
The guy that signed AB's death cert may have been poisoned.

Posted by: ChrisP at April 28, 2012 08:31 PM (a15pA)

how very odd. or not- odd depending on your thought processes. Arsnic is so obvious. I have stuff we give horses as tranquilizers that one bad jab with a dirty needle will stop your heart. So when AB died my first thought was... "well all these people saying theres no such thing as magic heart attack potion are just plain wrong."

Not saying that what happened. but if i was a bad person, i know how i would do it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 28, 2012 04:41 PM (r7Ddb)

165 Adios, Y-not. Have a peaceful evening. {{{}}}

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 04:41 PM (lJ2es)

166 Best cinematic catfight was in Undercover Brother.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 28, 2012 04:48 PM (r4wIV)

167 Hey, any Key West morons here? I'll be there with Cougar this week, if ya want to grab a beer, let me know. My nic (minus the spaces) at the yahoo thingy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 28, 2012 04:54 PM (I/cLr)

168 There's an awful lot of cool small cars out there. The Juke is a little bug-eye looking head and tail light wise, be sure you like it after a few close looks before buying.

Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2012 04:58 PM (NQ/V9)

169 Ruth Buzzi (1/2 way thru 1st clip) is still alive and funnier than most comediennes swearing like longshoreman today.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 28, 2012 05:00 PM (NQ/V9)

170 Three years in jail for pulling out all the teeth of an ex? Time well spent.

Just never forget Elizabeth "Betty" Broderick. She dodged the Murder 1 rap and was convicted of 2nd degree. She will gladly pay the 20 years knowing that she rid the world of a rat. Her smile at the trial said it all.

She should be getting out soon. It's been about 20 years. She will never get parole. No remorse.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:01 PM (O3R/2)

171 32 to life. what does that mean?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:03 PM (O3R/2)

172 The Juke is a little bug-eye looking head and tail light wise, be sure you like it after a few close looks before buying.

I was thinking that, too, DaveA. At first glance, it has a "wow" factor. But I also liked the Kia Soul a lot when that first came out. The problem is, the very distinctive looks can look old really fast. The one exception is probably the new Beetle which, after all these years, is actually starting to look like a VW bug to me. Still an extremely cheap crappy car, though.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 05:03 PM (lJ2es)

173 Super Troopers on Comedy Central. Just starting.

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 05:04 PM (GULKT)

174 162 get lost cat piss

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 08:25 PM (GULKT)

Didn't leave cause you said get lost, have something doing...fell bad for you, you live here.

Posted by: . at April 28, 2012 05:05 PM (oZfic)

175 "In January 2010, her first request for parole was denied by the Board of Parole Hearings because she did not show remorse and did not acknowledge wrongdoing. Broderick is due to be released in 2021 and can reapply for parole in 2013. Two of her children spoke at her parole hearing, asking the board to release their mother. Betty's other two children spoke against Betty, imploring the board to keep Betty incarcerated."

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:06 PM (O3R/2)

176 Wow, the chess thread is over 100 comments in just an hour. I bet they're all pantsless at this point . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 05:08 PM (lJ2es)

177 Peaches,
The KIA Soul looks like it has real bad blind-spots on bath rear corners.
I notice things like that 'cause sometimes I'm on the Ducati. That means I'm invisible to some car-drivers...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 28, 2012 05:10 PM (a15pA)

178 go away cat piss

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 28, 2012 05:13 PM (QTHTd)

179 Didn't leave cause you said get lost, have something doing...fell bad for you, you live here.

Posted by: . at April 28, 2012 09:05 PM (oZfic)

Oh we know. I'm sure weekends are very busy. All those cocks aren't going to suck themselves.

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 05:16 PM (GULKT)

180 Dan was a "piece of work". But you know where he went wrong? He got his buddy, the judge in the divorce, to tie up her share of the community property.

I cannot help but think that if she had been given, what was lawfully hers under the law, Dan would still be alive today.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:23 PM (O3R/2)

181 She was entitled, under California law, to half of the accumulated wealth and alimony on top of that.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:25 PM (O3R/2)

182 They were fucking her out of the wealth. And when she would call him up to bitch, he would "fine" her $500 per swear word.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:26 PM (O3R/2)

183 I never bought the "I didn't plan to shoot them" BS. She plotted it. She planned it. 1st degree murder. Stupid jury.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:29 PM (O3R/2)

184 I never bought the "I didn't plan to shoot them" BS. She plotted it. She planned it. 1st degree murder. Stupid jury. Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 09:29 PM (O3R/2) ----------------------------------------------------- Word

Posted by: OJ Simpson at April 28, 2012 05:30 PM (jucos)

185 The photos after the trial say everything. She is proud of what she did.

Model inmate, I understand her to be.

Peace of mind.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 28, 2012 05:31 PM (O3R/2)

186 another test # 2

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