December 29, 2012
— Dave in Texas I was busy..
my bad. I was at the mall. Pity me some.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at
04:06 PM
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Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 04:09 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:10 PM (Y6HTt)
No tits to be seen here. Y'all are mean, just mean.
Posted by: Al at December 29, 2012 04:12 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:14 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 04:15 PM (IvVLN)
Here. I bring you this in pity.
You're welcome.
Ye Gods. Very generous.
The only thing I can offer in return is this cock I just found here in my hands.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 29, 2012 04:18 PM (0WLla)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 04:19 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Icedog at December 29, 2012 04:20 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 04:20 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:22 PM (kpCLl)
You may find this vaguely interesting as well.
http://youtu.be/dpRZAKC2KkA
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 04:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 04:22 PM (QupBk)
Just goes to show never doubt the benevolence of the empress. When her name popped up before the video I thought I was being punked into watching something from that rapper chick with the bright hair who's name escapes me but is kinda like hers.
Thank You!
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:22 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:23 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 04:24 PM (IvVLN)
Y'all are just objectifying this young woman. Not that I object to any of the objects Dave in Texas has subjected us to.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:24 PM (1OZSU)
You keep your chickens in the house?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:24 PM (Y6HTt)
http://youtu.be/dpRZAKC2KkA
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 08:22 PM (Gk3SS)
dammit!!!!! I seriously considered switching team for a bit there . . . that's scorching' hot!
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:28 PM (kpCLl)
You're right. Objectification is an awful thing. Just. Terrible.
http://youtu.be/zHi8t1hNUhk
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 04:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:28 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Icedog at December 29, 2012 04:28 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 04:29 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:29 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
As a moron, fucking chickens is sort of obligatory, no?
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 29, 2012 04:30 PM (0WLla)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 29, 2012 04:30 PM (wR+pz)
And, everyone is okay with this?
since time immemorial, if I am not mistaken . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:32 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:32 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 04:33 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:33 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 08:28 PM (kpCLl)
You are always welcome on my team. I must say, the various AP campaigns are some of my favorite things in the world.
On a different note, here. Have some Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich.
http://youtu.be/BAIWFv92dKY
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 04:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Fritz at December 29, 2012 04:33 PM (w3+gB)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:33 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 29, 2012 04:34 PM (+fR7m)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:35 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 08:33 PM (RIg+t)
Smells like taco, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2012 04:35 PM (ZOf1l)
What is the field condition?
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 08:33 PM (RIg+t)
*****
Don't know. They haven't made it into the red zone yet.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:35 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:35 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:36 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 04:37 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:37 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 08:35 PM (RIg+t)
*****
Nope- illegal substitution
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:38 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:39 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:40 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 04:41 PM (yiIja)
The Longhorns have penetrated deep into Beaver territory.
Longhorns going down! I love this sport!
Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 29, 2012 04:42 PM (ssWGZ)
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 04:43 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:43 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Are you deciding what sports will be played in Alextopia?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:45 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:45 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 29, 2012 08:44 PM (Gk3SS)
*****
Sounds like Thanksgiving dinner at the in-laws.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:46 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:47 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: booger at December 29, 2012 04:50 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: USA at December 29, 2012 04:50 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 29, 2012 04:53 PM (tR6Ai)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 04:54 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 08:54 PM (Y6HTt)
*****
Oddly enough, my 3 year old granddaughter spent about 15 minutes at dinner time saying "Uh Ohh" to each other. Must be toddler talking points for today.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 04:56 PM (1OZSU)
Cold in LA?
Next Wednesday morning we are doing inventory in our unheated warehouse, and it will be 14 F at sun-up, per the weather forecast.
Maybe we put this off until the sun is up in the sky, huh?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 05:02 PM (Md8Uo)
I'll have to check if he's been on toddlerlist today
My Weekly Reader is a subversive organization. Its tentacles are everywhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 05:04 PM (yiIja)
That big cement slab won't budge on temp all day so just dress for it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 05:04 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 05:07 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Guido 'ShitStalks with wolves' at December 29, 2012 05:08 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at December 29, 2012 05:08 PM (I2LwF)
Goofus from Highlights is the Bill Ayers of subversives IMO. Dam terrorist runs with scissors.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 05:10 PM (Y6HTt)
I want a TV.
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at December 29, 2012 09:08 PM (I2LwF)
*****
Hey- we were giving a play by play with running commentary and all kinds of innuendo. Who needs a TV?
(Beavis voice: heh, heh- I said "innuendo")
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 05:15 PM (1OZSU)
Sitting here reading with the 2yr old grandson sitting next to me. Every time I refresh and the pointy elbow flashes by he says "Uh Ohh". It must be an omen.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
I suspect he understands how capricious the perfectly centred pointy elbow of justice can be.
From the mouths of babes.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 29, 2012 05:15 PM (0WLla)
I want a TV.
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at December 29, 2012 09:08 PM (I2LwF)
I thought you were all hooked up out in the garage or wherever? What happened?
Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 05:15 PM (kpCLl)
Crap. My Magic just got crushed by the Toronto Raptors, 123-88, and that was with Hedo Turkgolu back in the lineup.
Shit. That, plus I'm out of booze.
Pity me. At least DiT got to go shopping with a pointy-elbowed cheerleader.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 05:16 PM (yiIja)
No pointy elbows though, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2012 05:20 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2012 05:25 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 05:26 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:29 PM (BDH94)
Is there some kind of boobeh suppressor they put in the water in Oregon?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 05:32 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:33 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: June Cleaver at December 29, 2012 05:35 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:35 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: Invictus at December 29, 2012 05:40 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:41 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 05:45 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2012 05:46 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 05:48 PM (XDC0v)
Glad I bought an AK and 7.62 back in the 90s when the gun was $290 and the ammo was $119 a 1000.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 05:49 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 05:51 PM (XDC0v)
That's what everybody says. This was at a gun show. The name stamped on it isn't anything you'd recognize, and I overpaid for it, but he had a whole table of them. And people were lining up to buy them, so I figured it might be now or never.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2012 05:51 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 05:53 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:55 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 29, 2012 05:55 PM (RXQ2T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 29, 2012 05:55 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 29, 2012 05:57 PM (BDH94)
Well went looking for Aggie cheerleaders and just couldn't help linking that.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 05:59 PM (Y6HTt)
Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 06:00 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Kalneva at December 29, 2012 06:05 PM (S+/pH)
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Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 06:18 PM (QupBk)
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