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November 10, 2012

College Gameday
— Dave in Texas

Happy Saturday morons. Thanksgiving is sneaking up on us.

Christmas music, too soon?

Here's today's top ten action, all times EST:

Alabama (1) vs. Texas A&M (15), 3:#0pm
Kansas St. (2) vs. TCU, 7pm
Oregon (3) and California, 10:30am
Notre Dame (4) vs. Boston College, 8pm
Georgia (5) and Auburn, 7pm
Florida (6) vs. Louisiana Lafayette, 12:21pm (twelve twenty-one?)
LSU (7) vs. Mississippi State (21), 7pm
South Carolina ( and Arkansas, noon
Louisville (9) vs. Syracuse, noon

and Florida State (10) beat Virginia Tech 28-22 on Thursday

Crouching tiger, hidden elbow.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:57 AM | Comments (314)
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1 I hate football. But maybe I'm first?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at November 10, 2012 07:59 AM (6KBRe)

2 Elbow fail.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2012 08:00 AM (F0cvw)

3 A flat-chested Florida State cheerleader? I thought Florida State had a C-cup minimum for admission?

Posted by: Agent57 at November 10, 2012 08:00 AM (C2NOc)

4 That costume wouldn't have been allowed on I Dream of Jeanie. I see belly button.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2012 08:01 AM (lTVJy)

5 A Christmas present, already? How thoughtful. And you even put a bow in her hair.

Posted by: Fritz at November 10, 2012 08:03 AM (0yCoM)

6 I picture some dirty old man doing the sewing on that uniform, getting his jollies thinking about the letters he's handling will someday cuddle the lovely cumquats of the comely co-ed in question.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:04 AM (BeSEI)

7 We're gonna blow those tigers right back to the big Mo.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq., Attorney for the Butt Chugging White Boys at November 10, 2012 08:05 AM (p4U6S)

8 I sure wish there was something on Saturdays to make threads about besides college football. IU's team stinks and I can't really get interested in sports, anyway.

Maybe on Saturdays we could start having a thread on tips to save mney or something?

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 10, 2012 08:05 AM (GoIUi)

9 That is not a gay reference.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq., Attorney for the Butt Chugging White Boys at November 10, 2012 08:06 AM (p4U6S)

10 Why can't we get some SEC teams in the top ten?

Posted by: teh dave now in Dallas at November 10, 2012 08:06 AM (jcpQL)

Greetings, fellow Comrades. Today we revel in state-approved distraction called "footsball."

Elbows have been outlawed.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:07 AM (lOmbq)

12 6 I picture some dirty old man doing the sewing on that uniform, getting his jollies thinking about the letters he's handling will someday cuddle the lovely cumquats of the comely co-ed in question. I recommend you begin drinking heavily.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 10, 2012 08:07 AM (p4U6S)

13 Suck, Paula, suck - Blow is just a figure of speech!

Posted by: David Petraeus at November 10, 2012 08:08 AM (ufLRj)

14 8 -

Maybe a thread on how to motivate people to get off their rear ends, and go rake up the leaves?

I could spend all day talking about that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:09 AM (BeSEI)

15 "Crouching tiger, hidden elbow." No boobehs?

Posted by: TiminAL at November 10, 2012 08:10 AM (A9c4d)

Sitting on a park bench,

Eyeing SemenHoles with bad intent.

Posted by: Aqualung at November 10, 2012 08:10 AM (ZXOR3)

17 Florida holds Louisiana Lafayette to zero points but game goes to overtime anyway.

Posted by: Beagle at November 10, 2012 08:10 AM (sOtz/)

18 She has more indian in her than Liz Warren...

Posted by: phreshone at November 10, 2012 08:10 AM (MAhUT)

19 Think of how many of those "student" athletes you idolize voted for Obama. Enjoy the spectacles while they last.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:11 AM (YMqWj)

20 In the future, weaker teams will be spotted points in the name of Athletic Justice.

Posted by: Scobface at November 10, 2012 08:11 AM (qNZ3I)

Freakin' Christmas music. Two stations on my car dial have already gone to all-Christmas music all the time. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, and it's going to be 70 today!

Posted by: shinypie at November 10, 2012 08:11 AM (c69Dt)

22 She's kind of scrawny.

Posted by: Y-not at November 10, 2012 08:13 AM (5H6zj)

23 10

And if we're basing it on strength of schedule, a team with a bunch of losses shouldn't necessarily be excluded from the Top 10.

Posted by: Missouri at November 10, 2012 08:13 AM (BeSEI)

Effective immediately, there will be no more cheering.

It's inherently unfair, not to mention racist, to promote one team over the other.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:14 AM (lOmbq)

25 You'd think with the pudge around her belt line, her boobehs would be bigger

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 08:17 AM (wwsoB)

26 Enjoy the spectacles while they last. The bread and circuses must have been insane under Caligula.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:18 AM (FcR7P)

27 You'd think with the pudge around her belt line, her boobehs would be bigger Which consultant's advice are you taking? She's a cutie.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:19 AM (FcR7P)

28 Today is the first day in many, many years that I paid my bills and gave nothing to charity. I went without for years to give to charity--I'm apparently the only person in the country without a smart phone, e-reader, or iPod (I've seen homeless people on tv with iPods hanging out of their heads, but I don't have one). However, on Tuesday the Free Shit Army voted to confiscate my money at gunpoint. They can have charity freely given in love, or they can have money that was confiscated at gunpoint. They chose the one, so they no longer get the other. In with the church envelopes was an extra one for the Hispanic poor--the church got paid, the Hispanic poor also chose to steal my work, so they get nothing.

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 08:20 AM (g7D8V)

Heh! Allen West wins by 195!

http://bit.ly/TAQIFM

Posted by: RushBabe at November 10, 2012 08:20 AM (tQHzJ)

Also effective immediately: An equal number of points will automatically be awarded to the opposing team upon any score, thus insuring a fair outcome for both sides.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:22 AM (lOmbq)

31 You South Carolinians are luuuucky! I love this guy......

@gatewaypundit

Rep. Trey Gowdy: Either Petraeus Will Come and Testify to Congress Or He Will Be Subpoenaed

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 08:22 AM (X6akg)

32 I know what blow means silly! It's just so hawt I wanted to cool it off a bit.

Posted by: Paula Broadwall at November 10, 2012 08:23 AM (/YJYi)

33 I am Palandine!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:23 AM (YMqWj)

34 29 Heh! Allen West wins by 195!

http://bit.ly/TAQIFM

Posted by: RushBabe at November 10, 2012 12:20 PM (tQHzJ)

That is great news! Good for him for fighting it.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 08:24 AM (X6akg)

35 Heh! Allen West wins by 195! http://bit.ly/TAQIFM If true, this deserves a flaming, flashing, spinning skull. How could a supervised recount change things from an unsupervised recount? (That's rhetorical and fuck you, Al Gore) Counting isn't hard.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:24 AM (FcR7P)

36 I would love love love to see Trey Gowdy as Speaker of the House!

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 08:24 AM (Vk6ZI)

37 I wonder if Fat Man is caddying for him;

President Barack Obama is spending his first Saturday after winning reelection on the golf course. Today's outing is to the course on Andrews Air Force Base.

http://tinyurl.com/bhg53be

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (wwsoB)

hidden elbows?

try hidden tits!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (NJEvi)

39 3 A flat-chested Florida State cheerleader? I thought Florida State had a C-cup minimum for admission? I work on campus. From my observation, the C-cup minimum is true. Maybe she is an affirmative action admission?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (1hM1d)

40 Me too, Infidel. I said that yesterday on the Boehner thread.

That guy is kickass.

Gowdy/West 2016?

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (X6akg)

Game that should be fun to watch. Oregon St vs Stanford.

And gotta admit that game last week, Oregon/USC was quite entertaining. Talk about a shoot-out...

Posted by: HH at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (v+ExF)

42 30 -

Amen! Think of all those defensive players, working so hard to keep the offense from scoring, and yet when they do, a 6 or a 3 is put up on the scoreboard for the offense.

Where are the points for the defensive effort? Did they not try?

My word, think of how that affects their self esteem... football sure is a brutal sport.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:25 AM (BeSEI)

43 the Hispanic poor also chose to steal my work, so they get nothing.

You nativist nazi! You want to put my blow up doll in a death camp!? My grandfather fought for the nazis! I mean, against the nazis, uh I mean, er..........

Posted by: Hector, taking a break from his made in Mexico blow up doll at November 10, 2012 08:26 AM (/YJYi)

44 I just thought of something. If the General is subpoenaed do you think he will claim the 5th and not testify?

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 08:27 AM (Vk6ZI)

Also effective immediately: the winner in any game will be decided by a neutral third party consisting of one random person who lives within a ten mile radius of the statdium, his or her paternal aunt, and one of the guys who parks cars in Cleveland.

Thus insuring a glorious Peoples' Decision in keeping with the new Executive Order # 10374 that declares Fairness for All.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:27 AM (lOmbq)

41 remember I was all palin/west 2012?

yeah

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 08:28 AM (NJEvi)

47 Also effective immediately: An equal number of points will automatically be awarded to the opposing team upon any score, thus insuring a fair outcome for both sides. I have a problem with that. What if LSU scores against Wyoming, a historically white college? Or Hollywood favorite USC scores against a non-photogenic team like Arizona? Fair's fair, I think Brent Musberger should be the final arbiter of points scored.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 08:28 AM (FcR7P)

48 How do these young lasses grow their boobs so much from college to the pros?

Posted by: Barry S at November 10, 2012 08:28 AM (00mU5)

Heh! Allen West wins by 195!

http://bit.ly/TAQIFM

If true, this deserves a flaming, flashing, spinning skull. How could a supervised recount change things from an unsupervised recount? (That's rhetorical and fuck you, Al Gore) Counting isn't hard.

From the Reaganiterepublicanresistanceblogspot:

BOOTS ON THE GROUND UPDATE FROM THE ALLEN WEST ELECTION COUNT via Gary Angelo Galiano:

'We win by 195'

This should mean that there will be a FINAL RECOUNT in Tallahassee of ALL the votes in this election!!

They will now go thru ALL the ballots and make this official. This could take a week or two.

THANKS goes out to the TEA Party patriots of South Florida who did some really incredible work...

C'mon, Quenchy!

Posted by: RushBabe at November 10, 2012 08:29 AM (tQHzJ)

50 This is a good score for West, but it ain't over. This gets him to a full recount of all ballots now. If I read that correctly.. could be couple weeks before we know.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 10, 2012 08:30 AM (pUqSw)

51 State of War. There, I friggin said it. Now Im a LIB too; Let It Burn. LIB. Now back to florida semenholes with out sharp elbows and a ground game that puts the Rethuglican ground game to shame. GROUNDGAME: How. Does. It. Work? My country is thoroughly f*cked. Im a problem and I approved this message.

Posted by: Sandman Has hate to spare now at November 10, 2012 08:30 AM (ghGIB)

President Barack Obama is spending his first Saturday after winning reelection on the golf course. Today's outing is to the course on Andrews Air Force Base.

I hope someone yells the Allen West news to him as he's teeing off and he pulls up more divot than usual.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (tQHzJ)

53 Someone needs to go to jail for all the illegals voting. The feds should hold the mayors responsible, a few could be jailed then it might stop.

Posted by: madamex at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (1zsKV)

54 8 I sure wish there was something on Saturdays to make threads about besides college football. IU's team stinks and I can't really get interested in sports, anyway. Maybe on Saturdays we could start having a thread on tips to save mney or something? Posted by: Miss Marple at November 10, 2012 12:05 PM (GoIUi) --------- Miss Marple, that's a great idea. I would love to read money saving tips and learn what others are doing to minimize the financial hits coming our way.

Posted by: MoKim at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (kprEX)

55 Palm Beach Post says West lost by almost 2500 votes.

http://tinyurl.com/ahld358

I think that other URL is a scam of some sort.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (UTq/I)

56 There needs to be a lot more recounts. To many questionable districts. Yea, I know that won't happen.

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (Vk6ZI)

57 President Barack Obama is spending his first Saturday after winning reelection on the golf course. Today's outing is to the course on Andrews Air Force Base.

http://tinyurl.com/bhg53be

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 12:25 PM

Sandy evacuees are still freezing in the dark. If we still had a news media someone would be upset about that.

But Shep still has his Times Square glory holes, it's all good with him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 08:31 AM (wwsoB)

58 47 41 remember I was all palin/west 2012? yeah Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 12:28 PM (NJEvi) We'd win in a walk with that ticket. The turnout would be overwhelmingly in our favor due to all the lib 'sploding heads. Palin/West 2016!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 08:32 AM (GEICT)

59 Thank God Obama's on the golf course.

Think of how much MORE damage he could do to this country over the next two years if he wasn't lazy?

I _want_ the SCOAMT to vacation and play golf as much as he can.

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 08:33 AM (g7D8V)

60 husbands friend has run state campaigns here...he's out of work...he said that the establishment GOP wanted to run a boy scout and Romney was the guy to fill that roll....he said that they all knew that there was rampant voter fraud going on in all of the key states but didn't want to engage in a battle over it....so there you go....the GOP will not fight ... we have to fight people....or we will never ever beat these evil bastards....teach your kids from a VERY EARLY age...about right and wrong and how conservatism is the only answer to FREEDOM don't allow them in play groups were the other kids are allowed to misbehave and the parents make excuses.....don't keep your opinions to yourself because you want other people to like you.....if they don't like you because of how you truly feel.....why the fuck would you want them to like you anyway? have a litmus test in your life and stick to it....in other words grow a pair....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 10, 2012 08:33 AM (Ho2rs)

61 I'm skeptical of that link.. sorry. Need more confirmation.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (pUqSw)

62 Allen West is c-c-c-coming to Washington? And he wants t-t-t-to speak to me? Oh, shit...

Posted by: Weeping Boehner at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (FcR7P)

63 29 Heh! Allen West wins by 195!

http://bit.ly/TAQIFM

Not true. West lost by 2,429. That 195 is only for 1 of the 3 counties in the district, Palm Beach. If you add in the other 3 counties, West lost the final count by 2,429. West said he'll ask for a recount starting Wednesday.

http://tinyurl.com/aosjlep

Posted by: Angusmc at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (I5ebA)

64 Enjoy the spectacles while they last. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 12:11 PM (YMqWj) Don't worry about that. There will be plenty of bread and circuses.

Posted by: Barackus Augustus at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (PD2ad)

54 The feds should hold the mayors responsible

i'm sure holder will have his top people on that

TOP PEOPLE

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (NJEvi)

66 I've been looking for other news reports on the WEST victory and all I can find is a post at Huff Po saying WEST lost ?

They are reporting ;
" Murphy won a total of 166,799 votes to West's 164,370, That puts Murphy ahead by 2,429 votes and gives him a 0.7 percent advantage. Florida law only requires a recount when the margin is 0.5 percent or less. "

Posted by: AmericanDawg at November 10, 2012 08:34 AM (XIsD/)

67 NOW Obama is all down with the UN gun ban...

http://tinyurl.com/anmj5cz

But of course he would NEVER approve any legislation that would infringe upon a citizen's right to bear arms.....

EOs are not legislation.

Posted by: T. Hunter at November 10, 2012 08:35 AM (EZl54)

68 6 I picture some dirty old man doing the sewing on that uniform, getting his jollies thinking about the letters he's handling will someday cuddle the lovely cumquats of the comely co-ed in question. You need help.

Posted by: real joe at November 10, 2012 08:36 AM (PD2ad)

69 Also a judge has denied West's request to impound ballots and voting machines. http://tinyurl.com/b54oqfo Don't think this is gonna go our way. Damned shame, I'm a huge fan of West.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 10, 2012 08:37 AM (pUqSw)

70 #68, correct.
West's supporters are confusing him winning in one county by 195, with winning the whole district, which actually spans 3 counties.

Here are the final, unofficial results. Next will come a recount.
http://enight.dos.state.fl.us/CompareCounties/?ContestId=140180

Posted by: Angusmc at November 10, 2012 08:38 AM (I5ebA)

I have a problem with that. What if LSU scores against Wyoming, a historically white college? Or Hollywood favorite USC scores against a non-photogenic team like Arizona? Fair's fair, I think Brent Musberger should be the final arbiter of points scored.

Your concerns are duly noted. The newly created Department of Equality in College Sports, Brutal Male-Dominated, Troglodyte, Heteronormative Oppressive, Phallic-Dominated Division of Football Committee will begin deliberation on your suggestion as soon as it receives the necessary $10.973 billion in funding for the month of November. We expect this to occur as soon as Fiscal Year 2019. Until that time, you are to remain available for input to the Committee at aall times.

We sill be sending a representative to your home within the hour.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:38 AM (lOmbq)

72 Just the tip.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 10, 2012 08:38 AM (NIZHJ)

73 Just checking in. Wanted to make sure our 2016 strategy is still amnesty for people who won't vote for us and better IT efforts to get those peoples' votes tallied.

Check.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 10, 2012 08:39 AM (MmH0Z)

74 That pointy ball could put out an eye. Obviously this calls for government intervention.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 08:39 AM (qNZ3I)

75
I never liked the Semi-noles. Its either the whole nole or no nole at all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 08:39 AM (PHb2k)

76 Allen West won the recount? Really??

Posted by: Jmel at November 10, 2012 08:39 AM (c+D8V)

77 Earthquake in Coal Country.

Posted by: The Free Shit Mafia at November 10, 2012 08:40 AM (NIZHJ)

78 I like her.

Posted by: walkers! at November 10, 2012 08:41 AM (YEG/L)

79 22 She's kind of scrawny.

Funny, I was thinking she had a big booty.

Posted by: Zombie Ghandi at November 10, 2012 08:41 AM (Qxdfp)

80 78 RAYCIS!!!

Posted by: Sits on his Ass at November 10, 2012 08:41 AM (NIZHJ)

81 #79
Nope, West lost the unofficial final count. He can request a recount, however.

Posted by: Angusmc at November 10, 2012 08:42 AM (I5ebA)

82 IDF jeep hit by anti-tank missile near Gaza border; 3 injured Soldier seriously wounded, two other moderately injured after terrorists target patrol traveling near Karni crossing. Heavy fire exchange follows; Strip's medical source say four people killed, 20 injured Yoav Zitun, Elior Levy Latest Update: 11.10.12, 19:37 / Israel News Three soldiers were wounded Saturday when an IDF force patrolling near Karni crossing was hit by terrorist fire. The military jeep sustained a direct hit by an anti-tank missile. Two soldiers sustained serious injuries and were airlifted to the Soroka Medical Center in Beersheba. A third was rushed to the Barzilai Medical Center in Ashkelon in moderate condition. Related stories: IDF soldier lightly injured in Gaza tunnel blast Wounded IDF officer: I won't give up 3 soldiers injured in blast on Gaza border The fire was identified as emanating from a location east of the Gaza Strip neighborhoods of Zeitun and Sajaiya. The Abu Ali Mustafa Brigades Â– the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine's (PFLP) military wing Â– have claimed responsibility for the attack. IDF forces scrambled to the scene and a heavy fire exchange followed, with the IDF using tanks and machine-guns to neutralize the threat. I guess this is the Arab answer to obama's re-election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:42 AM (79ueO)

83 79 -

No, not really.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:42 AM (BeSEI)

84 Great news about Allen West but the donks are printing up more ballots as we speak.

Posted by: walkers! at November 10, 2012 08:43 AM (YEG/L)

85 US plans $6.7B aircraft deal with Saudi Arabia Proposed sale of 20 C-130J-30 Super Hercules planes, five KC-130J would sustain Saudi Arabia's 'ageing fleet'; Congress has 30 days to raise objections What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:43 AM (79ueO)

86 Hope Mia Love demands a recount, too.

Posted by: walkers! at November 10, 2012 08:44 AM (YEG/L)

87 89 Are those Spookyesqe C-130's?

Posted by: Sits on his Ass at November 10, 2012 08:44 AM (NIZHJ)

88 79 - No, not really. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 12:42 PM (BeSEI) What do you mean no, not really? I know there is a third re-count to come, but he did win this last one right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:44 AM (79ueO)

89 The "K" prefix signifies tankers.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:44 AM (YMqWj)

90 92

West lost by 2,492. It was a finally tally of all votes cast including outstanding absentees, not a recount. There has not been a recount yet.

Posted by: Angusmc at November 10, 2012 08:45 AM (I5ebA)

91 Are those Spookyesqe C-130's? Posted by: Sits on his Ass at November 10, 2012 12:44 PM (NIZHJ) Cargo planes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:45 AM (79ueO)

92 85 -

How strange. It's almost as if they don't expect the U.S. to back Israel...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:46 AM (BeSEI)

93 I don't know if anyone's mentioned this on other threads, but I've been out most of the week.... I have not received one email from Romney thanking me for my vote and financial support since he lost the election. Not a word. Even the McCain folks fired one off to me to say thanks. This is after receiving 6 emails a day the final week of the campaign. Sick of being betrayed.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 10, 2012 08:48 AM (YMqWj)

94 We're here in beautiful-but-soon-to-be-part-of-Mexico San Diego. Aztecs are playing Air Force today. Guess who we're rooting for? (Hint: the mascot is a flying bird).

Posted by: Arms Merchant at November 10, 2012 08:49 AM (MbCNs)

95 I noticed the same thing Big Fat Meanie. Not a peep.

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 08:49 AM (Vk6ZI)

96 Can we not put this notion to rest? West did not win anything.

That site, on which they breathlessly proclaim West the winner has a picture of results taped to a wall. It shows both candidates with something like 66 thousand and change.

The early vote numbers were over 136 thousand. This might have been that tally.

Or it was one county.

Whatever the case, there were well over 300 thousand votes cast in this race.

West didn't win any recount, and he won't win any recount. Which means he has plenty of time to stir up whatever support he needs for a national campaign.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 08:49 AM (BeSEI)

97 take your bullshit somewhere else [DiT]

Posted by: Sweep the leg at November 10, 2012 08:50 AM (W9qYB)

98 The Reacharound continues;

White House says Christie's people easier to deal with than Cuomo's people

http://tinyurl.com/bhfnvvd

I wonder if it's a sabotage against a Cuomo 2016 run and/or to keep Corey Booker from moving up in national stature

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 08:50 AM (wwsoB)

99 That nice-looking young lady is $16 trillion dollars in debt.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 08:50 AM (sRus3)

100 No reason to panic Op-ed: Obama won't force Israel to divide Jerusalem because Bibi's wealthy friend funded Romney campaign Hagai Segal Published: 11.10.12, 15:01 / Israel Opinion A number of days have passed since Obama's reelection, and Israel can breathe a sigh of relief. The sun still shines here, and the American flag still flies on HaYarkon Street in Tel Aviv. Despite the fears and warnings, Obama did not sever diplomatic relations with us an hour after the exit polls showed he was going to win the elections, and it is safe to assume that when he spoke of vengeance last week he was referring to Mitt Romney, not to Benjamin Netanyahu. This is from an Israeli Newspaper and it just shows how many Israelis do not understand obama what so ever. Some still don't get it the he and his left wing ilk just don't believe in the concept of Israel and will as days go on screw Israel to the wall. Not because of some donor or Bibi, but because they believe in Moral Equivalence and can't seem to comprehend the difference between a carpenters nail and a suicide bomber.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:51 AM (79ueO)

101 Cleanup on aisle 101

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 08:51 AM (g7D8V)

102 DiT, can you shitcan 101?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 08:53 AM (GEICT)

103 "I have not received one email from Romney thanking me for my vote and financial support since he lost the election. Not a word. Even the McCain folks fired one off to me to say thanks. This is after receiving 6 emails a day the final week of the campaign. "

I tried to send one, but my IT infrastructure blew up.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 10, 2012 08:53 AM (uhAkr)

104 Fuck off SF troll, nobody wants to hear that shit.

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 08:54 AM (/YJYi)

105 If someone turned that cheerleader upside down, her top would fall off.

I'm all for this happening.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 08:55 AM (ccXZP)

106
The thing about the West recount is the 141% of registered voters that cast ballots in dem stronghold St. Port Lucie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2012 08:55 AM (PHb2k)

107

Guess who we're rooting for? (Hint: the mascot is a flying bird).

Congratulations, Comrade! You are to be commended for your support of the Native Aztecs, whose use of the bird predates the American usage by some 2,000,000 years and were clearly here on this continent first, only to be subjugated by white male Europeans such as Columbus while on his worldwide quest to conquer and destroy any and all native peoples he found in a savage killing spree.

Again, congratulations.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 08:55 AM (lOmbq)

108 I shall wait here patiently for a nood open thread.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 10, 2012 08:55 AM (jUytm)

109 Those yardlines seem awfully rigid and arbitrary to me. A Citizen Commission should look into needed reforms.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 08:56 AM (qNZ3I)

110 We already have the answer.

Posted by: Saracastaball at November 10, 2012 08:56 AM (NIZHJ)

111 Jesse Jackson Jr. going to jail in plea deal
http://tinyurl.com/jackson-justice

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 08:57 AM (BAnPT)

112 Soon the MFM will portray West as a crazy sore loser and the meatheads will slurp it up. SMOD, let us die well.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 08:57 AM (sRus3)

113 101 Posted by: Sweep the leg at November 10, 2012 12:50 PM (W9qYB) There's a well-deserved banhammer in your future, Republican.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 08:57 AM (qNZ3I)

114 I didn't get a thank-you from Romney, either. When evil George Bush ran, I got a Christmas card in 2000 from the Governor's Mansion. Those had to have been printed and addressed before he knew whether he won or lost. And I only gave Bush about $75, not the much larger amount I gave this year to Romney (not counting RNC).

It's a small thing, but that right there is a clue why Bush had and still has so many people loyal to him.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 10, 2012 08:58 AM (GoIUi)

115 Jesse Jackson Jr. going to jail in plea deal http://tinyurl.com/jackson-justice Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (BAnPT) But he would still get re-elected. Oh wait he just did?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 08:58 AM (79ueO)

116 Enjoy the spectacles while they last.

The bread and circuses must have been insane under Caligula.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2012 12:18 PM (FcR7P)

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Rush has talked about this (and his predictions on such are pretty accurate). The PC crowd will probably change football to the point that we probably won't recognize it as the same game four years from now.

Plus, football is an American tradition. Leftists don't like American traditions.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 08:58 AM (mUr1V)

117 Can they let Jesse's boy vote by electronic device in the big house?

Posted by: Saracastaball at November 10, 2012 08:59 AM (NIZHJ)

118 ALERT! ALERT!

Millions of Romney voters might not get a thank you email. Why? Because my last bonus check hasn't gotten here yet.

So what you all need to do is, send your donations,whatever you can spare, be it $100, $500 or $1000 dollars to "Romneythanksyouforhelpinghimlose.com.

The future of my bank account thanks you in advance.

Sincerely,

Zac

Posted by: Zac Moffat at November 10, 2012 08:59 AM (BeSEI)

119 @119 Don't worry, it's self imposed. Enjoy the games!

Posted by: Sweep the leg at November 10, 2012 09:01 AM (W9qYB)

120 your support of the Native Aztecs, whose use of the bird predates the American usage by some 2,000,000 years
I was going to point out that rooting for the bird team didn't actually tell us which of the two teams he is supporting although you beat me to it even if written in a faux libtard voice.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:01 AM (nkiQM)

121 Move to a purple State. Make your vote mean something.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:01 AM (sRus3)

122 #112
I read that was because St. Lucie had 4 pages worth of voting, so each voter got two "cards," Page 1&2 on one sheet, page 3&4 on the other sheet. Vote totals in all races show about 70% voter turnout in the country.

Posted by: Angusmc at November 10, 2012 09:02 AM (I5ebA)

123 I wonder how the Oregon-Cal game went at 730 am local time?

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:02 AM (pVXUu)

124 Jesse Jackson Jr. going to jail in plea deal
http://tinyurl.com/jackson-justice
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 12:57 PM (BAnPT)

But he would still get re-elected. Oh wait he just did?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 12:58 PM

He has to resign as part of the plea deal.
There will be a special election to find his successor.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 09:03 AM (BAnPT)

125 Boobehs out Elbows out Cute belly button check Very pretty face check Pudgy (I like a little meat on them) pass Thighs out After Tuesday night I was expecting a bit more AoS. Course I wouldn't kick her out of my bed if I found her in it and I suspect no 'Ron would either. Has Mrs. Petraeus blown him away yet? Don't blame her a bit though.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 10, 2012 09:03 AM (nvwMe)

126 I wonder how the Oregon-Cal game went at 730 am local time?
I'm guessing it was a real snoozer.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:03 AM (nkiQM)

127 West's campaign said they were 'satisfied' with the result of the judge's ruling about not impounding ballot boxes, because they at least are on record now to want to see all the ballots.

The Washington Times has some more details on schenanigans that went on during this race.

This may go on in the courts for quite a while, and who knows -- maybe some Dems will go to jail at the end.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/nov/9/floridas-tainted-vote/

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:04 AM (ccXZP)

128

I was going to point out that rooting for the bird team didn't actually tell us which of the two teams he is supporting although you beat me to it even if written in a faux libtard voice.

In the future, all such decisions will be made by the Committee, thus freeing you from that burden. Please refer to comment #24.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 09:04 AM (lOmbq)

129 He has to resign as part of the plea deal.
There will be a special election to find his successor.
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM

Oh, well that's better

/ sarc

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 09:05 AM (wwsoB)

130 He has to resign as part of the plea deal. There will be a special election to find his successor. Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM (BAnPT) I know I was only making a point, but baring the Law forbidding a Felon to run for Office ( I think that is true) believe me you and I both know they would put that fuck back in office, unless some other more popular fuck comes along first.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 10, 2012 09:05 AM (79ueO)

131 He has to resign as part of the plea deal.
There will be a special election to find his successor.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 10, 2012 01:03 PM

Heh. Is Blago out of jail yet?

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 09:06 AM (/YJYi)

132 When do those really cool bread lines start?

Posted by: Comrade Free Shit at November 10, 2012 09:06 AM (NIZHJ)

133 I wonder who makes the AoS crew look worse, Sweepy or the clique around here who's so obsessed with this whole banhammer issue?

Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 09:06 AM (XDC0v)

134 I wonder how the Oregon-Cal game went at 730 am local time?

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:02 PM (pVXUu)

I'm not staying up past 10 to watch that, I have a feeling it will be over by 8pm.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 09:06 AM (NzBQO)

135 I know I was only making a point, but baring the Law forbidding a Felon to run for Office ( I think that is true) believe me you and I both know they would put that fuck back in office, unless some other more popular fuck comes along first. That's crazy shit.

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 10, 2012 09:06 AM (GEICT)

136 Porkin' cheerleaders is a proud tradition amongst those of us who serve this country.

Posted by: David Petraeus at November 10, 2012 09:07 AM (0yCoM)

137 Surely whoever succeeds Mr. Jackson in that seat will be a fine, upstanding citizen, who believes in free markets, lower taxes, smaller government, etc?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 09:07 AM (BeSEI)

138 BREAKING: St. Lucie County, Florida Had 141.1% Turnout; Obama Won County http://ow.ly/fbmCD

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 09:07 AM (8sCoq)

139 Is that seat back up on Ebay yet?

Posted by: Comrade Free Shit at November 10, 2012 09:08 AM (NIZHJ)

140 If you had to choose, which would you do;

Poke Flo in the squeakhole until she screamed "DISCOUNT"

or poke the Wendy's Ginger until she said "now that's better!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 09:09 AM (wwsoB)

141 Oh noes guys you're making DAve uncomfortable again by acting all cliquish by wanting someone who posts blatantly racist statements banned! The horrors!

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 09:09 AM (/YJYi)

142 >> But he would still get re-elected. Oh wait he just did?

NGU, yeah JJJ got about 80% of the vote Tuesday. While confined to a mental institute, while under FBI investigation, while pretending to be cuckoo as a Cocoa Puff.

Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:09 AM (ccXZP)

143 Four dead in Benghazi. Betrayed and abandoned. Petraeus gets a blowjob and loses his honor and paycheck. Obama lies, and hides the truth from us until after the Election. Boner begs for a reach-around.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:10 AM (sRus3)

144

This may go on in the courts for quite a while, and who knows -- maybe some Dems will go to jail at the end.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(inhale)...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!111!! That was a good one.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 09:10 AM (lOmbq)

145 Here's a standard I would like to see applied:

If your site has about 8000 visits per day, and you're the only one posting something as "Breaking News," it hasn't yet broken.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 09:10 AM (BeSEI)

146 I just got a Fox news alert e-mail that Obama won Florida.....

sigh....

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 09:11 AM (X6akg)

147 The only thing that is going to make this week worse is that Auburn-Georgia game.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 10, 2012 09:11 AM (UvR6d)

148 Soooooo, the wife just left with both kiddos and my sis and her kid for the afternoon. Know what that means? Slippy-flippies, angry masterbating and, most importantly, range time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 09:13 AM (GEICT)

149 I wonder who makes the AoS crew look worse, Sweepy or the clique around here who's soobsessed with this whole banhammer issue? Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 01:06 PM (XDC0v) lil' DAve is butthurt again. Poor booboo.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:13 AM (sRus3)

150 four Benghazi dead
erection before election
Jug-Eared Fuck's blackmail

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2012 09:13 AM (nkiQM)

151 >> I know I was only making a point, but baring the Law forbidding a Felon to run for Office ( I think that is true).....

NGU, the answer is, it depends on the state, at least for state level jobs. For example, one Drudge headline I saw but never clicked on said that an 8 time ex-con had won his bid to become a MI state rep.

He is in Detroit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:14 AM (ccXZP)

152 146 If you had to choose, which would you do; Poke Flo in the squeakhole until she screamed "DISCOUNT" or poke the Wendy's Ginger until she said "now that's better!" Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 09:14 AM (GEICT)

153 Wendy is rather Husky now.

Posted by: Comrade Free Shit at November 10, 2012 09:15 AM (NIZHJ)

154 Let's get money together to build a Benghazi memorial. We need icons of our message. We need symbols that spark the desired reflexes in voters. Plus, those four Americans deserve a memorial. They were betrayed by the government the swore to serve. Obama is a murderer.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:17 AM (sRus3)

155

Flo

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 09:17 AM (AW9md)

156 Poke Flo in the squeakhole until she screamed "DISCOUNT"

Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 01:14 PM (GEICT)

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Glad it's going to be your dick and not mine.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 09:17 AM (mUr1V)

157 160 Let's get money together to build a Benghazi memorial. We need icons of our message. We need symbols that spark the desired reflexes in voters. Plus, those four Americans deserve a memorial. They were betrayed by the government the swore to serve. Obama is a murderer. Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (sRus3) I'd donate to that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 09:17 AM (GEICT)

158 No, I'd just like a list of those ideas, positions, and statements which the Banhammer Clique has established as and agrees are unacceptable and banworthy. Wouldn't want them siccing their big brother on me... which is basically all this is... and you can use the vernacular which was once popular around here but outta you it just sounds like an affectation and trendy. 1!!11111!11111! See I'm a trendy guy too! How is what Sweep said more "racist" than what Palandine said? And no, I'm not uncomfortable at all... but thanks for your "concern"...

Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 09:18 AM (XDC0v)

159 I'd donate to that. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (GEICT) That's two. Anyone else?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:19 AM (sRus3)

160 Wow eman, you haven't changed at all. What a shame.

Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 09:19 AM (XDC0v)

161

"We need symbols that spark the desired reflexes in voters."

Show the MSM as the three monkeys.

Posted by: HH at November 10, 2012 09:19 AM (v+ExF)

162 DAve, please point out anything that I said that was racist.

I'll then happily take your apology for comparing me with a Stormfront National Socialist Worker's Party acolyte.

Posted by: Palandine at November 10, 2012 09:20 AM (g7D8V)

163

@DAve

up all night smoking meth or what?

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 09:20 AM (AW9md)

164

Glad it's going to be your dick and not mine.

Flo strikes me as the kind of gal who, prior to doing the deed with you, would reach under her bed for something she considers a "toy, like an eggbeater, to have some fun with.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at November 10, 2012 09:20 AM (lOmbq)

165 Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 01:18 PM (XDC0v) Fuck off, lil' DAve.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:20 AM (sRus3)

166 Hey, I don't know which of you Morons it is, but can you finish up and let daVE's mom know he needs his diaper changed?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 09:21 AM (GEICT)

167 flame war

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 09:21 AM (8sCoq)

168 "We need symbols that spark the desired reflexes in voters."

Show the MSM as the three monkeys.

Posted by: HH at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (v+ExF)

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Show Choomboy as snorting a line.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 09:21 AM (mUr1V)

169 Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (XDC0v) Boo.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:21 AM (sRus3)

170 Palandine, obviously saying that illegal migrants are taking work from Americans is as bad as saying that we shouldn't be watching mindless black people on tv who have no business being in a college. Obviously.

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 09:22 AM (/YJYi)

171 HORNS

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 10, 2012 09:22 AM (waJ+2)

172 Is that cheerleader's uniform an advertisement?

SEMENHOLES

Buahahahah!

Posted by: Smokey Behr at November 10, 2012 09:22 AM (QyeW7)

173 She has an elbow?

Posted by: Kristophr at November 10, 2012 09:23 AM (wYVte)

174 DAve,

Well DiT thought it inappropriate and deleted comment #101. Go look.

DiT, a h8er since Day 1. DAve, champion of the chumps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:24 AM (ccXZP)

175 I'd donate to that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (GEICT)

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Good. Make all donations payable to the Soona Corp. I'll set up the account.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 09:24 AM (mUr1V)

176

yeah whoever posted that crap forgets that most of the black guys on any college football team never get on the field and are really there to take advantage of the opportunity for an education

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 09:24 AM (AW9md)

177 DiT is obviously just the leader of the clique.

Posted by: Adam at November 10, 2012 09:25 AM (/YJYi)

178 Question for the Moron horde:

I bought some Romney swag about three weeks ago -- buttons and bumper stickers.

I never got the stuff, but they charges my credit card.

Should I contest the charge or just write it off in the name of....fuck, I have no idea?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2012 09:25 AM (GsoHv)

179 I'd donate to that. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 10, 2012 01:17 PM (GEICT) I am going to start finding out how it could be done.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:26 AM (sRus3)

180 Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders new uniforms;

http://tinyurl.com/bcdbw3r

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 09:26 AM (wwsoB)

181 I bought some Romney swag about three weeks ago -- buttons and bumper stickers.

I never got the stuff, but they charges my credit card.

Should I contest the charge or just write it off in the name of....fuck, I have no idea?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (GsoHv)

If you give me your credit card number, I'll check on it for you.

Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2012 09:26 AM (X6akg)

182 Show the MSM as the three monkeys.

Posted by: HH at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (v+ExF)

Or as the three seashells.

Posted by: Wikipedia Brown at November 10, 2012 09:27 AM (HtUdo)

183 Good. Make all donations payable to the Soona Corp. I'll set up the account. Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 01:24 PM (mUr1V) I can pay you in old Twinkies I found behind the couch. Is that okay?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:27 AM (sRus3)

184 Let. It. Burn. Including college football. They can't play defense worth ****.

Posted by: JDTAY at November 10, 2012 09:27 AM (a0nis)

185 CBD I'd contest it. I guess campaigns aren't actually a viable business model.

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2012 09:28 AM (Vk6ZI)

186 >> I never got the stuff, but they charges my credit card.

Sue them for a trillion dollars. It's the American Way CBD.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:29 AM (ccXZP)

187 Eman, start a nonprofit. It costs like $500.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:29 AM (pVXUu)

188 CBD I would contest it with the credit card company, yeah

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at November 10, 2012 09:30 AM (d/5qf)

189 I bought some Romney swag about three weeks ago -- buttons and bumper stickers. I never got the stuff, but they charges my credit card. Should I contest the charge or just write it off in the name of....fuck, I have no idea? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (GsoHv) Send your complaint to ACORN. They'll get you your money back.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:30 AM (sRus3)

190 Posted by: DAve at November 10, 2012 01:19 PM (XDC0v) We're here for you in your time of butthurt, DAve. Free government suppositories!

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 09:30 AM (IoNBC)

191 Eman, the best part is you never have to build the thing. Just advertise and pay yourself.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:31 AM (pVXUu)

192

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2012 01:25 PM (GsoHv)

Up to you, depending on how much money you gave. Either see it as a contribution or get pissed that you sent money for something you didn't receive and contest it.

Pretty much your choice, I'd say.

Posted by: HH at November 10, 2012 09:31 AM (v+ExF)

193 Eman, start a nonprofit. It costs like $500. Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:29 PM (pVXUu) Right. Then a website, a concrete goal, and a funding and feedback mechanism.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:31 AM (sRus3)

194 You can probably even get a department of the interior grant to do it.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:31 AM (pVXUu)

195 Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders new uniforms;

http://tinyurl.com/bcdbw3r

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (wwsoB)

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Bread, circuses, and pussy.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 09:31 AM (mUr1V)

196 Eman, the best part is you never have to build the thing. Just advertise and pay yourself. Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (pVXUu) Heh. Do I look like Bill Clinton?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:33 AM (sRus3)

197 Bread, circuses, and pussy. Thank you, Citizen! The Neighborhood Council will jump right on that.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 09:33 AM (IoNBC)

198 You can probably even get a department of the interior grant to do it. Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:31 PM (pVXUu) The Goddess Irony approves.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:33 AM (sRus3)

199 My current project that I'm doing until the next election cycle and then probably continuing is to start a nonprofit Environmental Learning Center. I can make it look like one of these lefty-freebie outfits and do all the same shit they do, only for our side. Run entirely on government grants. Then I'm going to get a medical marijuana license and become a government drug dealer. See, there are alternatives to just lettin it burn.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:34 AM (pVXUu)

200 I can pay you in old Twinkies I found behind the couch. Is that okay?

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 01:27 PM (sRus3)

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Sure. In another year or two they'll be worth their weight in gold.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2012 09:35 AM (mUr1V)

201 186 - I couldn't possibly care less about pro basketball, but I do not disapprove of those uniforms.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 09:35 AM (BeSEI)

202 http://tinyurl.com/bcdbw3r

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 01:26 PM (wwsoB)

Oh my. Just the faps, maam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 10, 2012 09:35 AM (ccXZP)

203 The money is there. Would you rather see it fund more leftist thugs, or some of our team? Because if we don't take advantage of it, they will.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:37 AM (pVXUu)

204 209 The money is there. Would you rather see it fund more leftist thugs, or some of our team? Because if we don't take advantage of it, they will. Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:37 PM (pVXUu) You look kinda Native American to me...

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 09:38 AM (IoNBC)

205 Thank you, Citizen! The Neighborhood Council will jump right on that.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 01:33 PM (IoNBC)

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Soon. Do it soon.

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 09:41 AM (mUr1V)

206

If you had to choose, which would you do;

Poke Flo in the squeakhole until she screamed "DISCOUNT"

or poke the Wendy's Ginger until she said "now that's better!"

Posted by: kbdabear .

That right there made me laugh out loud.

I would pick the Wendy's Ginger. Flo is creepy.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at November 10, 2012 09:43 AM (Md8Uo)

207 Sudden new report to Larry Kudlow of CNBC Kudlow Report on the sudden resignation of DCI David Petraeus. The information is that the resignation was not about the alleged affair. The resignation is about Benghazi. More twists ahead than a road on Gibraltar. http://tinyurl.com/afdaklk

Posted by: Evilpens at November 10, 2012 09:44 AM (ck76k)

208 Maybe on Saturdays we could start having a thread on tips to save mney or something? There is already a site for that. It is Dave.Ramsey.com If you have not taken his Financial Peace University course, I heartily recommend it for getting out of, and staying out of debt. The wife and I are going to retake it as the return to 2001, 2003 tax levels will hit us right in the wallet. Our lifestyle will have to cut back.

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 10, 2012 09:46 AM (pxur/)

209 I'm not going to go down. I'm going to beat them with their own scams.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:48 AM (pVXUu)

210
Heh! Allen West wins by 195!

Posted by: RushBabe at November 10, 2012 12:20 PM (tQHzJ)

The Palm Beach Post has Allen West losing the recount.

http://tinyurl.com/ahld358

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 10, 2012 09:48 AM (lDWQr)

211 Florida State (10) beat Virginia Tech 28-22 on Thursday Gee, thanks for that reminder. This week just keeps sucking. Giants lose, Romney loses, VT loses, watch the Giants lose to the bungles, too. Oh. well, time to finish raking leaves.

Posted by: RkinRoanoke at November 10, 2012 09:48 AM (pxur/)

212 John Batchelor: Am told that Petraeus walked away rather than be persuaded to stay on and present party line on Hill. Am told that the White House was ambushed by the resignation letter. Am told that the game is afoot. Reminder, anytime you find yourself believing a Washington explanation, check your cynicism battery, it is probably in need of recharge. Cheers J

Posted by: Evilpens at November 10, 2012 09:49 AM (ck76k)

213 I'm working on a grant to fund "Bass Fishing for the Masses." Thanks for the new boat, Comrades.

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 09:49 AM (IoNBC)

214 Tonight we ride!

KIIIIIAAAAIII!

Posted by: Ninja Ben Hur Jackson [/i] [/b] at November 10, 2012 09:51 AM (SX6wc)

215

Gee, thanks for that reminder. This week just keeps sucking. Giants lose, Romney loses, VT loses, watch the Giants lose to the bungles, too.

Look on the bright side,the Brown,Bengels,Indians and Cavaliers all suck and the Buckeyes can't play in a bowl game this year

thanks Ohio

Posted by: kj at November 10, 2012 09:53 AM (AW9md)

216 What's with the little boy cheerdaleaders?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 10, 2012 09:54 AM (jucos)

217 213 -

Unfortunately, those of us who are not being told these supposedly astonishing things can't know if they are true, because what we have seen over the last few years is a trend where journalists report "leaked" information that turns out to be blatantly untrue.

Most likely because the journalist and/or the leaker have no vested interest in being proven right over time, only in getting the story out first.

So we'll wait, and may never get the truth, or the truth turns out to be underwhelming.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2012 09:54 AM (BeSEI)

218 If you set it up so you take underprivileged kids out a couple times a year, you're golden.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 09:54 AM (pVXUu)

219 Sir, the men are in an ugly mood.

Posted by: Jones in CO says 'let it burn' at November 10, 2012 09:54 AM (8sCoq)

220 I would love love love to see Trey Gowdy as Speaker of the House!

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He is probably my favorite congressman in all the land. Plus, he's mine, all miiiiine!! Meaning, he's my representative and I gladly voted for him on Black Tuesday. I did my part.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2012 09:55 AM (lTVJy)

221 Beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 09:56 AM (sRus3)

222 217 Florida State (10) beat Virginia Tech 28-22 on Thursday "Beat" is violent and raysis. We're going to change that to "persuaded to acquiesce."

Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 09:56 AM (IoNBC)

223 Sad thing is that was probably the best game my Hokies played all season. Almost had 'em.

Posted by: Pete at November 10, 2012 09:59 AM (YfttB)

224 "Beat" is violent and raysis. We're going to change that to "persuaded to acquiesce." Posted by: Comrade Scobface at November 10, 2012 01:56 PM (IoNBC) --------------------------------------------------- Are there really any winners anymore? They are all Special Snowflakes that are worthy of a Trophy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 10, 2012 09:59 AM (jucos)

225 215 I'm not going to go down. I'm going to beat them with their own scams.

Posted by: Truman North at November 10, 2012 01:48 PM (pVXUu)

This.

Romney ran a clean, principled campaign based on conservative ideas. scoamt ran a dirty, divisive campaign based on scare tactics. We need to do the same. Four years from now we need to run ads showing N Korea, Soviet gulags, that kind of thing, as the end result of the collectivist policies. This probably won't be enough to overcome the vote fraud that they have now elevated to an art form.

Posted by: real joe at November 10, 2012 10:00 AM (nC1Nf)

226 I got a trophy just for thinking about getting a trophy. It has a dancing Bigfoot on it.

Posted by: eman at November 10, 2012 10:01 AM (sRus3)

227 Sorry I dirtied up the elbows thread @ 231.

Posted by: real joe at November 10, 2012 10:02 AM (nC1Nf)

228 did the husband know and did he write to an advice column? http://tinyurl.com/a3eavnz

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 10, 2012 10:04 AM (Ho2rs)

229 This.Romney ran a clean, principled campaign based on conservative ideas. scoamt ran a dirty, divisive campaign based on scare tactics. We need to do the same. Four years from now we need to run ads showing N Korea, Soviet gulags, that kind of thing, as the end result of the collectivist policies. This probably won't be enough to overcome the vote fraud that they have now elevated to an art form.

Posted by: real joe at November 10, 2012 02:00 PM (nC1Nf)

--------------------------------------------

AND.....Occupy MFM.

Posted by: Comrade Soona at November 10, 2012 10:05 AM (mUr1V)

230 Badgers are playing for a shot at the Big Ten title game today, if they continue to stump Indiana they're in. They can lose the last two games, go 4-4 in the Big Ten and they're still going to be playing for a chance to win the Big Ten. How pathetic is that?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 10, 2012 10:07 AM (7Nq2G)

231 Four years from now we need to run ads showing N Korea, Soviet gulags, that kind of thing, as the end result of the collectivist policies. This probably won't be enough to overcome the vote fraud that they have now elevated to an art form.Posted by: real joe

Can't wait four years.

Each and every failure and mistake the O-ring makes must be turned into propaganda for our side. It should be 4 years *of* bullhorn-level noise, tearing down his administration.

If you wait 4 years until you attack, it's not going to work.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at November 10, 2012 10:10 AM (SX6wc)

232 236 Badgers are playing for a shot at the Big Ten title game today, if they continue to stump Indiana they're in. They can lose the last two games, go 4-4 in the Big Ten and they're still going to be playingfor a chance to win the Big Ten. How pathetic is that? Posted by: lowandslow at November 10, 2012 02:07 PM (7Nq2G) raysis?

Posted by: BignJames at November 10, 2012 10:10 AM (j7iSn)

233 Each and every failure and mistake the O-ring makes must be turned into propaganda for our side. It should be 4 years *of* bullhorn-level noise, tearing down his administration.

We trumpeted every outrage committed over the last four years, and it seemed they occurred on a daily basis. If the MFM ignores them, the Honey Boo Boo, reality show electorate doesn't hear about it.
I am talking about paid campaign advertisements. For some reason, Mitt started strong in that respect then seemed to weaken as we got closer to election.

Posted by: real joe at November 10, 2012 10:17 AM (nC1Nf)

234 There should be a weekly thread on how to go Galt. We need to collectively do all we can to make sure this economy tanks. I will start off with eating at home more. It helps to make a menu for the week. Make sure to sit down with your spouse and your weekly events calendar so that you can make the best choices.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at November 10, 2012 10:20 AM (ZIWkB)

235 Forget Football. Disconnect cable like yesterday. ESPN is owned by the crooks and liars at Disney. Take out Comcast, save yourself some money and collapse the friggin' media/Hollywood apparatus.

Posted by: Fed Up. at November 10, 2012 10:27 AM (WnjLc)

236 And another thing. College football and college sports in general generate huge revenues to the corrupt Big Academia. Moochelle's brother has had 3 or four rotten seasons and the bastard still makes over 1 million per year. Turn the thing off.

Posted by: Fed Up. at November 10, 2012 10:29 AM (WnjLc)

237 OT, but am I the only person who watches the Worx commercials and feels she needs every single item they make, including the Jawsaw?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 10, 2012 10:38 AM (piMMO)

238 "Question for the Moron horde:

"I bought some Romney swag about three weeks ago -- buttons and bumper stickers.

"I never got the stuff, but they charges my credit card.

"Should I contest the charge or just write it off in the name of....fuck, I have no idea?"

I'd contest it. Just remember that it may take a billing cycle or two for the credit/adjustment to show up.

On the other hand, if the stuff shows up anyway, you can go around putting the bumper stickers over the Obama/Biden ones in your neighborhood.

Posted by: Anne B. at November 10, 2012 11:04 AM (w/wSF)

239 On the other hand, if the stuff shows up anyway, you can go around putting the bumper stickers over the Obama/Biden ones in your neighborhood.
Posted by: Anne B. at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM

Au contraire. When the Obamacare layoffs are in full bloom, taxes are up the shitter, gas is 7 bucks a gallon, I want those signs to stay so their neighbors know who to "thank" for all that

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2012 11:12 AM (wwsoB)

240 Holy Cow. A&M is taking it to Alabama.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:08 PM (QupBk)

241 And after Tuesday, I'm prepared to lose. It will just complete the week for me.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:13 PM (QupBk)

242 21-0 A&M. We're getting our asses handed to us.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:34 PM (QupBk)

243 TD Alabama. Finally on the board.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (QupBk)

244 Now, get an effin stop, D.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:45 PM (QupBk)

245 A&M will lose to Alabama. You can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 12:48 PM (ZETiK)

246 Johnny Football is looking pretty damn good so far. Hard to tackle apparently.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 12:56 PM (QupBk)

247 TD Alabama. A&M still leads 20-14 with 19 seconds left in the half.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 01:11 PM (QupBk)

248 Toldyaso. A&M is the greatest 1st quarter team in history, but they never can sustain the momentum against the elite teams. This game won't even be close going into the fourth quarter.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 01:12 PM (ZETiK)

249 We'll see. I expect you're right.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 01:20 PM (PNi9V)

250 Nevermind sharp elbows. That big vein in her armpit is hawt.

Posted by: Peej at November 10, 2012 01:30 PM (u0XTA)

251 we's be needing some buxomity there

Posted by: billypaintbrush at November 10, 2012 01:40 PM (wfEvd)

252 Run it down their throats, Bama. Run.it.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 01:52 PM (QupBk)

253 Fulton is getting his ass whipped every time.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:11 PM (QupBk)

254 I'm pretty pissed at Alabama play calling on offenses.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:28 PM (QupBk)

255 College kickers are terrible

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 02:39 PM (NzBQO)

256 4 points A&M has given up in this game because of their goddamn kicker. Same thing happened against LSU.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 02:40 PM (ZETiK)

257 It really can't be that hard to find a kicker, it's got to be mental right? I mean I played soccer for years, and remember just goofin off by kicking 40 yard field goals after practice, it has to be mental.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 02:44 PM (NzBQO)

258 I fear my week of despair will be complete with that Yeldon fumble.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:45 PM (QupBk)

259 And while Yeldon is a great runner, he carries the ball too low rather than high and tight when in traffic. I've been seeing that all year.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (QupBk)

260 TD A&M. Crap.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:46 PM (QupBk)

261 Bam!

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 02:47 PM (/tk/V)

262 YEAH, EAT IT SABAN YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Posted by: The Dude at November 10, 2012 02:52 PM (tw6Ar)

263 Bitter much?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (QupBk)

264 All those poor Alabama girls look like there about to cry...I should console them.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 02:53 PM (NzBQO)

265 I should console them.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (QupBk)

266 A&M defense is playing way too soft.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 02:54 PM (ZETiK)

267 TD Alabama.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 02:58 PM (QupBk)

268 Well that was quick

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 02:59 PM (NzBQO)

269 If McCarron had led Cooper like that on the last series, there would have been no Yeldon fumble because Cooper would have danced into the endzone. The defense must get the stop now.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (QupBk)

270 You never, ever, let someone behind you at this point in the game.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:00 PM (cWpCn)

271 This game is killing me.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:03 PM (QupBk)

272 Game over

Posted by: The Dude at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (tw6Ar)

273 Repeat of last week?

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:04 PM (cWpCn)

274 Gotta get it in NOW.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (QupBk)

275 Should have been four straight runs.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:05 PM (QupBk)

276 for the game

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (NzBQO)

277 Haha

Posted by: The Dude at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (tw6Ar)

278 And my week of suck is complete.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)

279 Let it Burn!! Coming to the BCS

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (NzBQO)

280 AJ has had a very bad game. And the play calling has been atrocious imo.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:09 PM (QupBk)

281 I guess he used up his luck last week.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (QupBk)

282 Alright Cats, a #1 ranking and great chance at a berth in the national championship game at stake tonight. Play smart and play hard.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:10 PM (cWpCn)

283 It's still basically over, barring a great return on this kick.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (QupBk)

284 Well it ain't over yet toby.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (cWpCn)

285 and I must say, A&M has played a great game, and Johnny Football IS the real deal.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:12 PM (QupBk)

286 That blonde bama fan they just showed is a babe.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (cWpCn)

287 Damn Alabama does have some hotties.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (ZETiK)

288 And that's the game.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (QupBk)

289 GG

Posted by: The Dude at November 10, 2012 03:13 PM (tw6Ar)

290 Ballgame, wow, a penalty yikes 40 seconds would have been a long time.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (NzBQO)

291 So, no repeat for the Tide.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:14 PM (QupBk)

292 Your @291 shows a lot of class toby.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (cWpCn)

293 Bring on SMOD.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:15 PM (QupBk)

294 Thanks, but I was prepared for the loss. Tuesday has made me a total pessimist.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (QupBk)

295 A&M girls are pretty hot as well, god I miss college.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (NzBQO)

296 We can still win the SEC though, boys. Get those chins up.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:16 PM (QupBk)

297

What was that, four pass plays from inside the ten they called there? Who the hell makes that call?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (uD2fR)

298 There ya go. You gonna watch my guys tonight?

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:17 PM (cWpCn)

299 You gonna watch my guys tonight? Oh yes. I gotta go get Mrs928 some takeout seafood and restock with beer.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (QupBk)

300 Johnny Manziel scooby doo'd a win here, if Optimus Klein is hurt the Heisman is his.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 10, 2012 03:18 PM (NzBQO)

301 And KS goes up right away.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 03:20 PM (QupBk)

302 Damn, that sounds good. And who knows, Oregon and ND could still lose a game. And if they do, when Bama wins the sec with one loss you could still get in the big game.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:22 PM (BfZ1r)

303 Dethroned Alabama, seems the skies aren't always blue....

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 10, 2012 03:25 PM (BVkEs)

304 Damn, game started and I missed a K-State TD. Stuck listening to it on radio. I wonder how Collin is looking. They said he hit Harper for a long one into the wind to start the game.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:27 PM (RYVE/)

305 Dammit, get the ionosphere the hell of the air. Jeebers, I just heard the ref clear as a bell but the radio announcer sounds like a weak short wave connection.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:32 PM (+jNI+)

306 We've learned three things tonight: 1) Johnny Manziel is the real deal, 2) A&M as a team is legitimate and belongs in the top ten, 3) 'Bama girls are a 9.0 on the Boner scale.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 10, 2012 03:34 PM (ZETiK)

307 4) A little respect for that conference A&M came from.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (+jNI+)

308 Bama got schooled, gig'em Ags, first season in the SEC, Whoop!

Posted by: Andrew at November 10, 2012 03:36 PM (/HPAp)

309 Need to charge this thing back during second half.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 03:40 PM (+jNI+)

310 So it's a Nebraska-Wisconsin Big Ten Championship then.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 10, 2012 04:09 PM (GZitp)

311 WHOOP!

Posted by: Dumn Aggee at November 10, 2012 05:00 PM (+MyDQ)

312 23-0 at the end of 3. K-State needs to drop 3 scores on em in the 4th.

Posted by: teej says go K-State & delurks for cfb at November 10, 2012 05:28 PM (3R0Zs)

313 One could say that KS has put in a dominating performance.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 10, 2012 05:29 PM (QupBk)

314

Dave, I might be late to the party on this one...but have you addressed the new Dallas Mavericks Dancers's uniforms yet?

http://tinyurl.com/aym7df9

If not, I think you need to do some research on this. I realize that football season is still in full swing, but there may be may be a huge story here. Involving possible nudity. Potentially. At. Any. Given. Moment.

Some say that Mark Cuban is a dick. Some say he's a genius. Some may never go to a Mavericks game to watch basketball ever again.

Posted by: Bets at November 10, 2012 06:15 PM (OP7fS)

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