April 01, 2012

Confirmed: Chevy Chase Is a Self-Important Dickbag
— Ace

And it's not that he got into a personal spat with one of the only guys in Hollywood interested in giving him a check.

According to Deadline.com, Chase walked off the set on the last day of filming for one of his crucial scenes, which incited Harmon to roast the actor at the show’s wrap party — in front of Chase’s wife and daughter.

Harmon even encouraged the rest of the crew to join in a chant of “f— you” toward Chase, the site reports.

In response, the comedian left Harmon a fiery voicemail, calling the creator, among other things, “fat” and “an alcoholic.”

“I don’t get talked to like that by anyone. Certainly not in front of my wife and daughter you goddamn a—,” Chase ranted in a clip leaked online. “I’ve got nothing to say to you, except you can s— my c—. Is that clear?"

I'm pretty sure the walk-off was Chase's fault, but it's not even that.

It's this:

“I don’t think I’ll be back on this show again, frankly, between you and me,” he told the Huffington Post. “Depends on what happens. ... This is the only time I’ve ever had to act every week in the same clothes and as the same character, and I don’t find it particularly enlightening.

“It’s not teaching anybody anything.”

I liked Foul Play okay, but what was that supposed to teach me?

I'm pretty sure National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation didn't teach me anything.

Thanks to @rdbrewer4.

Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM | Comments (567)
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1 Yes, Ace, but does he know how to spell Confirmed? Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 01, 2012 02:48 PM (kbOju)

2 Yeah, because when I think artiste, I think Chevy Chase. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 02:50 PM (6TB1Z)

3 Haha, this is an old j'accuse for this guy.  He called me and my friends alcoholics, too (we were having some beers, in our own homes, while he made a movie there).  Apparently, HE couldn't keep his shit together and party, so he's one of the insufferables who go around telling other people what their problems are.  A complete fuckin' ass . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 02:51 PM (w407e)

4

Link didn't work.

 

Foul Play taught me not to trust albinos. Can't tell you how important that's been in my life.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 01, 2012 02:51 PM (XdlcF)

5 His old line, "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" was an early giveaway.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2012 02:51 PM (SkRNT)

6 “I’ve got nothing to say to you, except you can s— my c—. Is that clear?"


Mel Gibson's blowjob line was much funnier.  Chevy Chase has no reason to exist, anymore.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 02:52 PM (X3lox)

7 Chevy Chase never got over the fact that when he left SNL under the assumption that he was a new, major Hollywood star, he wasn't.  The mugging schtick got old fast, say in about 30 seconds.  Bill Murray owned Caddy Shack, while CC was just irritating. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 02:53 PM (6TB1Z)

8 Link is bust, ace.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 02:53 PM (udM5D)

9 Chevy Chase =  poster child for what's wrong with boomers

( make your own list; the items are many and varied )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 02:53 PM (Dll6b)

10 I'm just one teachable moment after another, peons!

Posted by: Chebby Chase at April 01, 2012 02:54 PM (Usk3+)

11 Chevy Chase is a textbook example of the old AA saw that a drunk asshole who stops drinking simply becomes a sober asshole.  There's a lot more to this whole complicated thing, but he just doesn't get it.  His assholey behavior toward me was in the mid-80s (Fletch).  He apparently hasn't changed a whit.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 02:54 PM (w407e)

12 That guy still owes me money.

Posted by: Dr. Rosen Rosen at April 01, 2012 02:54 PM (I1icO)

13 #12 Us, too.

Posted by: The Underhills at April 01, 2012 02:55 PM (I1icO)

14 He left SNL after one year to become a big movie star, and was replaced by Bill Murray. What ever happened to ol' Bill?

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2012 02:55 PM (SkRNT)

15 I have always felt that the attention paid to Chevy Chase was way out of proportion to his actual talent

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 02:56 PM (8sCoq)

16 The link has  an  Illegal character in query at index 158. I need a rich guy.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 02:56 PM (UpwlP)

17 It's a wonder that Dan Aykroyd didn't blow a gasket at the injustice of it all.  I mean, he was funny in a way the Chase couldn't even dream about.  Can anybody imagine CC doing the "BassOMatic" or Leonard Pinth Garnell?  All CC ever did was that insufferable mugging.  It made me want to reach into the TV and smack him. 

Aykroyd got the last laugh though, since his career didn't crash and burn the way Chase's did. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 02:56 PM (6TB1Z)

18 Chevy is no rock and roller like this guy:
http://www.bit.ly/defcon


Posted by: MoJoTee at April 01, 2012 02:57 PM (oJ45j)

19 ace has a bust; like, as in tits?  Really ???

pre-op or post-op?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 02:57 PM (Dll6b)

20 What ever happened to ol' Bill?

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2012 06:55 PM (SkRNT)


Jim Jarmusch

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (M8yfa)

21 9 Chevy Chase = poster child for what's wrong with boomers

CC was the poster boy for unearned self-esteem.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (6TB1Z)

22 everyone in Hollywood is a dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (8sCoq)

23 I learned in Spies Like Us that hawt Soviet chicks manning their tactical nukes are just waiting to be boned by geeky Americanskis.

So I've got that going for me.

Posted by: Andy at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (XG+Mn)

24 So what's next, a thread "Confirmed: The Sky is Blue" Sorry, but not much of a newsflash here..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (R5yLq)

25 I am Jake Blues! Fuck you!

Posted by: Chevy at April 01, 2012 02:58 PM (SkRNT)

26 When I was 13 I stole a bunch of Fletch jokes. I like it when my favorite comedians overdose before they become left-wing dickheads and ruin my memories. Sucks for them, of course, but it's good for me.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (ZPrif)

27 I watch his old stuff on SNL. Was comedy in those days supposed to leave you not laughing, and a little pissed off?

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (UpwlP)

28 Peaches, what happened???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (SsG4J)

29 Aykroyd got the last laugh though, since his career didn't crash and burn the way Chase's did.

Plus, Aykroyd married that smokin' hot chick . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (w407e)

30 You'd think that after a couple decades it would have occurred to him that the reason he wasn't getting offered better parts might be because everybody thinks he's a dick.

But I guess not.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (kmjVb)

31 CC was the poster boy for unearned self-esteem.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 06:58 PM (6TB1Z)


=== word

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, curious progressive capitalist at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (Dll6b)

32 Aykroyd got the last laugh though, since his career didn't crash and burn the way Chase's did.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (6TB1Z)


nope, his career just went poof after Driving Miss Daisy and My Girl

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:59 PM (M8yfa)

33 He was on SNL when they were both funny. He left SNL, neither one of them is funny. Akuna matata...

Posted by: lincolntf at April 01, 2012 03:00 PM (hiMsy)

34 I have always felt that the attention paid to Chevy Chase was way out of proportion to his actual talent

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

:::

There is a subgroup where he find huge popularity. Smug liberals, who think their every utterance is an inside snarky joke for other in-crowd people like themselves.

Posted by: Chebby Chase at April 01, 2012 03:00 PM (Usk3+)

35 I liked his character in Caddy Shack.  Foul Play has always been a favorite but not because of his character.  The Vacation movies were....meh?  to me.   I've always had the impression that Chase was an a-hole in person.  Not sure why.

I should probably note that I never watched SNL.  Back in the days when he was on it I was at work when it aired.  When I got off night shift....well, sleep has it's merits.

Posted by: Fuloydo at April 01, 2012 03:01 PM (SDmzW)

36 Canadian, Akroyd is. ---  many Canadians in Hollywood, there are

enough to form a .................Club.   a Canadian Club    ---tee hee

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, curious progressive capitalist at April 01, 2012 03:01 PM (Dll6b)

37 so Chevy Chase still wants to be Steve Martin?

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:01 PM (M8yfa)

38 I liked Chase as the fine actor/artiste that he was in Caddyshack. A) That was a looong time ago, and B) the cast and script made for the laughability and staying power. National Lampoon's original Vacation was goofy fun, too, but once again, the cast and writing had something to do with it.

Chase has been one of the most overrated, one-trick ponies in Hollywood. His range reaches all the way from mildly funny to sorta funny. If he has help. Otherwise, dreck. He has to have been the luckiest member to ever come out of SNL.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 03:02 PM (eHIJJ)

39
  I should waste an eyeball or eardrum on this clown why?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 03:02 PM (SAMxH)

40 Peaches, what happened???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:59 PM (SsG4J)


Tammy, Fletch's apartment was MY apartment.  They moved us out for 3 months, paid us bank, pissed me off, and my letter bitching about it was ultimately published in the Sunday Pravda (LA Times).  My neighbors were feeling a little left out, so I advised them to play their stereos really loud and let the production company pay them to turn it off.  Worked, too, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:02 PM (w407e)

41 I thought Chevy Chase died years ago, from a heart attack. While in drag.

At least he's still in drag.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 01, 2012 03:02 PM (L7hol)

42 From the article....... Chase hasn’t been subtle about his disdain for the medium either, adding that he “can’t stand sitcoms.” Boo-fucking-hoo. Like he's the only jackoff who hasn't worked a job he doesn't like in order to make a living.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:03 PM (FIE/L)

43 Chevy Chase?  Who in hell is he?


But seriously, "What have you done for me lately, bitch?"


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:03 PM (O3R/2)

44
Plus, Aykroyd married that smokin' hot chick . . .

IIRC, her name was Donna Dixon.  She was also on bosom buddies with Peter Scolari and some other guy, can't remember his name.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:03 PM (6TB1Z)

45 I have always felt that the attention paid to Chevy Chase was way out of proportion to his actual talent
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 06:56 PM (8sCoq) :::There is a subgroup where he find huge popularity. Smug liberals, who think their every utterance is an inside snarkyjoke for otherin-crowd people like themselves.

Posted by: Chebby Chase at April 01, 2012 07:00 PM (Usk3+


Come on, maybe in the late '70s, but not even liberals will call him funny anymore.  He was worth watching in Caddyshack and National Lampoon's Vacation (the original)...and that's it.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:03 PM (kmjVb)

46 She was also on bosom buddies with Peter Scolari and some other guy, can't remember his name.

Heh, Tom fuckin' Hanks.  It was a very funny show.  And she was hot.  Epic boobehs, iirc.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:05 PM (w407e)

47 ace , how srsly should this be taken..

According to the blog McIntyre v Ohio,
an anonymous blog devoted to promoting anonymous speech, Senator Joe
Lieberman has proposed stripping blog hosts of the immunity they
currently enjoy from liability for things their blog commenters say.

If legislation like this ever actually passes, IÂ’ll be shutting down comments.
Those who followed the recent smack down of a serial troll at Popehat
will no doubt remember that Ken invoked section 230 as the reason I
cannot be held responsible for stupid things said by my commenters

Patterico@

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)

48 Come on, maybe in the late '70s, but not even liberals will call him funny anymore. He was worth watching in Caddyshack and National Lampoon's Vacation (the original)...and that's it.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (kmjVb)


forgot about Fletch and Funny Farm

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:05 PM (M8yfa)

49 I remember the the talk show he had on Fox back in the early to mid 90's for about two weeks.  Horrible.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2012 03:05 PM (O/onO)

50

OT:  Has  anyone  else  seen  this?  17  trillion  in  hidden  costs  in  Obama-care.  Damn

 

http://tinyurl.com/dxhnbjn

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 03:06 PM (udM5D)

51 I was this close to getting Iron Man, but that Downey asshole stole it from me at the last minute. Fuck you, Downey!

Posted by: Chevy at April 01, 2012 03:06 PM (SkRNT)

52 Peaches, WOW! I didn't know that!  I mean, it sounds like it wasn't a good experience, but it still seems way cool. And now I need to tell Thor to get Fletch from Netflix for me to watch.

How is Karen?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:07 PM (SsG4J)

53

CC can make a few good faces and did good pratfalls when he was young.

;;;;

That's about it.

Posted by: Meremortal. at April 01, 2012 03:07 PM (Usk3+)

54 Yeah, I'm a little surprised CC is still around.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2012 03:07 PM (i0App)

55
He made a career out of falling down in the 70s.

Posted by: Wodeshed at April 01, 2012 03:07 PM (LEcV+)

56

Chevy Chase?

Never been ther.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 01, 2012 03:07 PM (ckh2W)

57 Heh, Tom fuckin' Hanks. It was a very funny show. And she was hot. Epic boobehs, iirc.

Yeah, I knew that it was Hanks.  That was his breakout role.  I always felt badly for PS.  His career never really went anywhere after that. 

Donna Dixon had what sounded like a bit of a speech impediment, so I suppose that's why she never really made it big either.  She was very attractive and she and Akyroyd have been together a good long while, now.  Good for them.  I think that's how you can tell the few decent people in HWood.  Someone else can stand to stay married to them.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (6TB1Z)

58 I learned to carefully check which interior switch controls the outside lights from Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (sc8NO)

59 7 Chevy Chase never got over the fact that when he left SNL under the assumption that he was a new, major Hollywood star, he wasn't. The mugging schtick got old fast, say in about 30 seconds. Bill Murray owned Caddy Shack, while CC was just irritating.
Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 06:53 PM

Chase and Murray hated each other's guts. From what I've read behind the scenes, whenever the two were on the same set anywhere they had to be kept separated or they'd go at it with fists

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

60 The only thing he's done that I liked was Fletch.

Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (5H6zj)

61 Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 07:03 PM (kmjVb)

forgot about Fletch and Funny Farm

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (M8yfa


Honest to god, I have yet to see Fletch--but from the clips I've seen and its reputation, okay, I'll grant that.

Let me amend my statement:  He was worth watching up to the early 80s.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (kmjVb)

62 Cannonball!

Posted by: Carl The Groundskeeper at April 01, 2012 03:08 PM (l/xhO)

63 Brian Dennehy showed me how a well-played secondary character could really amp up the story line in Caddyshack. Chevy Chase, on the other hand, not so much...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 01, 2012 03:09 PM (DupDd)

64

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Pure gold.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 03:09 PM (GTbGH)

65 Alec Baldwin can be such a good comic actor that you almost forget what a dickbag he is in private.

Nothing makes you forget that Chase is a dickbag

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 03:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

66 How is Karen?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 07:07 PM (SsG4J)

Don't know, assume the same but slowly recovering.  She was so swollen and beat up from the surgery she couldn't even blow a "1" on the lung capacity thing the other day.  Her folks are here from PA and we're all standing down until she needs us.  Back to the whole praying thing.


And, fuck me running but that syphilitic retard Biden is on my tee vee and I'm wondering if they accidentally lobotomized his sorry ass when they installed those (really attractive) hair plugs all those years ago. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:10 PM (w407e)

67 Chase and Murray hated each other's guts. From what I've read behind the scenes, whenever the two were on the same set anywhere they had to be kept separated or they'd go at it with fists

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 07:08 PM (Y+DPZ)


That probably explains Caddyshack.  They originally filmed the movie without a single scene with them together.  They only finally added one at the last second, I think.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:11 PM (kmjVb)

68

you mean the guy who would fall down some stairs after being introduced as President Ford?

I dare you to name anything Chase did that was in a league with anything that Curly Howard did.

Posted by: mallfly at April 01, 2012 03:11 PM (Df0od)

69 Hollywood rocks..you all wish you could be here

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:11 PM (P3ww6)

70 Chevy Chase has always been an asshole, not to mention being funny as a crutch.  He used to play piano from time to time at the Hilton in DC.   People would come up to him and ask for an autograph or a picture.  He would either look right through them and ignore them (my wife), or launch a stream of profanity at the poor person that would curl your toes.   Fuck him.

Posted by: Mara Liasson at April 01, 2012 03:11 PM (AxHOT)

71

Chase criticized President George W. Bush during a speech at a People For the American Way benefit at the Kennedy Center, referring to the President as an "uneducated, real lying schmuck" and a "dumb fuck".

----

 

And this gem:

 

January 1989 as the first guest of the just-launched late-night Pat Sajak Show, he said he had convinced his draft board he deserved a 4-F classification by "falsely claiming, among other things, that he had homosexual tendencies.

 

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (UpwlP)

72 CC, so I read somewhere, pissed a lot of his money away doing stupid stuff, like chartering an airplane for he and his family to go sking.  Living large, huh.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (O3R/2)

73 Fletch is a classic

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (P3ww6)

74 They only finally added one at the last second, I think.

That's the scene where CC plays through Murray's home. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (6TB1Z)

75 I used to really have a crush on Peter Scolari from Bosom Buddies! He was way better than that other guy. Stupid tall bias. Anyway it is a shame he didn't take off like the other one did. But I still see him on kids' shows - he does the series version of "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" - he's really good on it! And looks pretty damn good all these years later!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (SB0V2)

76 Bush is a dumb fuck...only helped the 1 percent millionaires

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:12 PM (P3ww6)

77 A: Chase and Volt Q: Name two Chevys whose careers went up in flames.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 01, 2012 03:13 PM (DupDd)

78 I'm wondering if they accidentally lobotomized his sorry ass

I don't now if it was a joke or not, but someone posted a link the other day to someone theorizing that an aneurysm he suffered previously may be contributing to his foot in mouth disease.

Again, I am constantly falling for Onion parodies, and this may have been one!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:13 PM (SsG4J)

79 Honest to god, I have yet to see Fletch--but from the clips I've seen and its reputation, okay, I'll grant that.

Let me amend my statement: He was worth watching up to the early 80s.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 07:08 PM (kmjVb)


watch it, it's a classic for a reason.

Just what ever you do, don't even look at the cover of the second Fletch, it's really bad.

Wish they made the concept of Son of Fletch from the 90's into an actual film, it sounded really cool

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:13 PM (M8yfa)

80 I think he's pissed off that a bunch of young, relatively unknown actors stole the spotlight.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2012 03:14 PM (yoAYX)

81 "It's not teaching anybody anything."

Yes, Chevy--a nation turns its eyes toward you for lessons.

How about you an Olbermann team up and see who can draw the biggest crowd at the deli counter at Publix?  Damn.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 03:14 PM (7utQ2)

82 Again, I am constantly falling for Onion parodies, and this may have been one!

I'd say that if you can't tell if it's from the Onion or not, then Biden is a seriously damaged individual.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:14 PM (6TB1Z)

83 Oh and Peaches, I hope it goes without saying that Karen is in our prayers until she is completely healed.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:15 PM (SsG4J)

84 Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:12 PM (P3ww6)


Is this an actual troll or one of you guys playing around?  I can't tell.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:15 PM (kmjVb)

85 Foul Play taught me that I have Billy Barty and Burgess Meredith fetishes. No, really. Thanks a lot, Chevy.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:15 PM (sqVOl)

86 I absolutely love NL's Christmas Vacation.  I think this is the first year I didn't watch it.  It just slays me.  Fletch is actually very watchable, too.

Didn't Murray get an Oscar nod for that one where he was stuck in the airport?  And then he did some Hunter Thompson stuff?  He's cool.  CC never was, apparently never had the therapy to come to terms with that.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:15 PM (w407e)

87 #67 I saw on Biograghy where they said  that whole scene was improvised.

Posted by: ziptie at April 01, 2012 03:15 PM (JOgKo)

88 Bill Murray. Rodney Dangerfield. Ted Knight.

All of them better in Caddyshack than Chase. Chase is the perpetual smug, smartassed, self-centered, arrogant prick in most of his movies. And often art imitates life.

So how much is actually acting?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 03:16 PM (eHIJJ)

89 One more point:  This is an example of the stupid exercise, usually insisted upon by dipshit network suits, that a "veteran familiar face" be in every cast. 

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 03:16 PM (7utQ2)

90 pep, truly, part of it is that I am stupid enough to fall for Onion parodies! 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:16 PM (SsG4J)

91 Screw you AD..The chevy volt rocks.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:16 PM (P3ww6)

92 Murray get an Oscar nod for that one where he was stuck in the airport?

Lost in Translation.  I'm pretty sure he was in contention for Actor with the best Co-Actress's Breasts.  Although to be honest, SJ has never done much for me.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:17 PM (6TB1Z)

93 Biden is the reason any talk of killing Obama is complete, utter, nonsense.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:17 PM (O3R/2)

94
“I’ve got nothing to say to you, except you can suck my cock," and if you won't do it, I'll do it myself bitch!

Posted by: Chevy the Chase at April 01, 2012 03:17 PM (TkGkA)

95
  Not to worry, GM has panned a fire sale this summer for the Volts.

   It will be electrifying.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 03:18 PM (SAMxH)

96 I always thought he was as big an asshole as Al Franken.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 01, 2012 03:18 PM (7+pP9)

97 After he left SNL NBC gave him a 1 hour comedy special. The most unfunny 60 minutes of my life. Have never watched anything with him in it since and that was 37 years ago. His comedy career started when he said "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" and ended with the word "not."

Posted by: af767 at April 01, 2012 03:19 PM (4PSi8)

98 #72 Sounds like they wrote the script of Lampoons vacation after him.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 03:19 PM (/5Tgi)

99 Many of the people in here must hate themselves and use this blog to vent

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:19 PM (P3ww6)

100 He just started defending the rights of "states [to] prescribe birth control" . . . you really can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:19 PM (w407e)

101 Franken is highly intelligent...I think he want to Harvard or some Ivy league..he laughs at you republicans

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:20 PM (P3ww6)

102 Not to worry, GM has panned a fire sale this summer for the Volts.

It will be electrifying.Posted by: irongrampa

ROTFLMAO


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:20 PM (O3R/2)

103 88 Bill Murray. Rodney Dangerfield. Ted Knight.

That is truly one of the most fortuitous castings ever.  It's remarkable that so little was expected from them.

Rodney Dangerfield should have gotten an Oscar, IMO.  For what?  Screw you, that's what.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:21 PM (6TB1Z)

104 I never liked CC in any movie. Always got a vibe that he was a smug a-hole. I think CC was the early version of Keanu Reeves. No talent. I will say that if someone started chanting profanities in front of my family I would bust his nose so maybe I should just wish they keep working together and let them drive each other to an early grave?

Posted by: middle-america at April 01, 2012 03:21 PM (aP25K)

105 Screw you AD..The chevy volt rocks. Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:16 PM (P3ww6) And in a few years, they might just master the emerging technology of the "extension cord".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:21 PM (FIE/L)

106 No, we hate liberal leftists and use this blog to vent.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:21 PM (O3R/2)

107 I dont blame chase for walking off.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:22 PM (P3ww6)

108 I already own a leaf...plugged in now

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (P3ww6)

109 I learned dog care from the 1st Vacation movie.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (Sh42X)

110 Chase has a house on Long Island, on the East End (he always was a rich boy, remember) and he drives his horses around via his big fat SUV and trailer, while lecturing his neighbors about conserving energy. One of the most unpleasant dudes in the world, and not all that talented, either. He's been doing the same schtick for 40 years. I recently read "Saturday Night; a Backstage History of Saturday Night Live" and he was awful to everyone, on that show.

Posted by: Thea at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (1mYui)

111 Many of the people in here must hate themselves and use this blog to vent

We're just simple racist/h8r bitter clingers . . . don't make it more complicated than it really is.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (w407e)

112 I dont blame chase for walking off.

Would that you followed his example.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (GTbGH)

113 Bill Murray rocks

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (P3ww6)

114 hey liberal leftist.... if Franken is so great why did they have to steal the election with a bunch of illegal vote counts? I guess it takes a village to elect Franken.

Posted by: middle-america at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (aP25K)

115 Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid: "I always thought he was as big an asshole as Al Franken."

Whoa. Now that's a low blow.

And, to be fair, Chase did have a few moments. Franken is about as unfunny as anything ever put on film. Small wars are more entertaining than Franken. I put him below the Margaret Cho category of D-Listers.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (eHIJJ)

116 Yeah, Harmon was an idiot for hiring CC in the first place.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:23 PM (O3R/2)

117 It is that simple for most republicans peaches

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:24 PM (P3ww6)

118 Yes..I would have walked off too

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:24 PM (P3ww6)

119 >Brian Dennehy showed me how a well-played secondary character could really amp up the story line in Caddyshack. Chevy Chase, on the other hand, not so much...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 01, 2012 07:09 PM (DupDd) 




Dennehy carried the actors in Apollo 13 too

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:24 PM (8sCoq)

120

You pud pullers are just jealous that I got naked/boob grabbing scenes with Donna Dixon (Spies Like Us - Eat me, Dan!), Beverly D'Angelo (Vacation movies), and Cindy Morgan (Caddyshack), among others.

 

Lots of retakes needed to get  those scenes just right.  Lots. Of. Retakes.

 

And I got paid to do them!  I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

Posted by: Chevy Chase. World Famous Actor at April 01, 2012 03:25 PM (4q5tP)

121 Dennehy carried the actors in Apollo 13 too Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 07:24 PM (8sCoq) I see what you did there. Bravo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:25 PM (FIE/L)

122 Chevy Chase Is a Self-Important Dickbag
—Ace

When, praytell, was this ever in doubt?

The world and the US would have been that much better off if the SNL stairs had been a bit rougher.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (JEpGb)

123
Thankfully he was Chevy Chase and I wasn't.  I was Uncle Buck.

Posted by: John Candy at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (TkGkA)

124 To think that there is a tony suburb of DC that cannot wait for CC to die.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (O3R/2)

125 Dennehy carried the actors in Apollo 13 too

His portrayal of the Lunar Modules should have won him an Oscar.  I cried when they left him alone in space.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (GTbGH)

126

CC's qualities notwithstanding, you don't slag a man in front of his family, not in private, not in public.  You just don't.

Saw Hwood a couple of years ago for the first time.  Great example of marketing and public relations.  Place is run down, sleazy, crummy.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (k7pZj)

127 Alright! Maybe they can have Abed kill him reenacting a scene from The Hunger Games!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 03:26 PM (6RnvM)

128 Going for a ride in my nissan leaf.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:27 PM (P3ww6)

129 The thing I like best about Bill Murray is that he punched Chevy Chase in the face.

Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 03:27 PM (xwuyd)

130 Uncle buck was cool

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:27 PM (P3ww6)

131 I remember seeing him years ago on the original "Politically Incorrect" and I guess the subject was: does Hollywood degrade the culture, or anyway, the conversation had gotten to that.

Chase was on with Steven Spielberg, I think it was.  If it wasn't him it was another director of that same level of prestige.  And at one point Chevy Chase very belligerently says to this director: you're one of the people who are responsible for this degradation.

Everyone just looked at him with their mouths almost literally agape.  And the directors say: Me?!? You made National Lampoons Vacation!

Cut to commercial.

I thought Chase was drunk at the time, drunk and obnoxious and just s.t.u.p.i.d.

Posted by: jocon307 at April 01, 2012 03:27 PM (bbVJG)

132 118 Yes..I would have walked off too

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:24 PM (P3ww6)

-----

OK, “f— you”, now walk off.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 03:27 PM (UpwlP)

133 Its called acting Cicero

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (P3ww6)

134 Whats the average IQ in here..80?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (P3ww6)

135 CC's qualities notwithstanding, you don't slag a man in front of his family, not in private, not in public. You just don't.

Yeah, I agree with that.  He's still a d***bag though.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (6TB1Z)

136
The only skit I recall being funny with CC was Land Shark.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (TkGkA)

137 F_U-Jimma..leave the country if you want to go backwards

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (P3ww6)

138 “I don’t get talked to like that by anyone. Certainly not in front of my wife and daughter you goddamn a—,” Chase ranted in a clip leaked online.

Do you know who I am?  I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???

Posted by: Some Has-Been Named Chevy Chase at April 01, 2012 03:29 PM (xwuyd)

139 Screw you AD..The chevy volt rocks.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:16 PM (P3ww6)

;;;

You know  it, baby. It's SMOKIN'!!!

Posted by: President Post-Racial at April 01, 2012 03:29 PM (Usk3+)

140 I have nothing to add except... It makes me happy we have another sock to add to our collection. Mel Gibson's 'But first you will blow me', might be rivaled now with Chevy Chase “I’ve got nothing to say to you, except you can s— my c—. Is that clear?" Good times ahead!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 03:29 PM (DGIjM)

141 Whats the average IQ in here..80?

Less now, you're bending our curve, dudette.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:29 PM (GTbGH)

142 135 Whats the average IQ in here..80?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:28 PM (P3ww6)

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Why you asking that HERE? You get your info from places with an average IQ of 80?

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 03:29 PM (UpwlP)

143 Whats the average IQ in here..80? Posted by: LiberalLeftist

In your skull? Sure, but that's being generous.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (JEpGb)

144 The only skit I recall being funny with CC was Land Shark.

I hate to agree, but yeah, that was very funny. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (6TB1Z)

145 Saw Hwood a couple of years ago for the first time. Great example of marketing and public relations. Place is run down, sleazy, crummy.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at April 01, 2012 07:26 PM (k7pZj)


I've had old friends visit LA and asked where they were staying.  "Right at Hollywood and Vine, we want to see a lot of movie stars."  I was, like, you don't know how off you are with this.  Stay in Santa Monica, cruise the 'bu, nobody you want to see actually hangs out in Hollywood.  But, no, they stuck with their choice.  Just glad they weren't mugged . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (w407e)

146 [iWhats the average IQ in here..80?[/i]

That's what it drops to when you show up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (sc8NO)

147 At least Chevy Chase is freed up to play the part of Joe Biden in the Lifetime movie, "The Obama Years" with Nipsey Russell as Baracka Obama.

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (byR8d)

148 Whats the average IQ in here..80?

 

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:28 PM (P3ww6)

 

Yes, you singlehandedly pulled it down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (4q5tP)

149 I like this troll.  He amuses me.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (GTbGH)

150 I think we got a live one.  Look at this genius:

76.  Bush is a dumb fuck...only helped the 1 percent
millionaires

101.  Franken is highly intelligent...I think he want to Harvard or some Ivy league..he laughs at you republicans.

Bush also went to Harvard.

Except it's April Fool's day, so it has to be a joke.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2012 03:31 PM (Iyg03)

151 Its called acting Cicero

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:28 PM (P3ww6)


Fuck off, douchebag.

http://tinyurl.com/6llsj92

Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 03:31 PM (xwuyd)

152 Bush Got into Harvard because daddy was very rich and connected...franken came from modest means and earned it

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (P3ww6)

153 And on the subject of trolls, did you get my email, Ace?

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (GTbGH)

154 Jumbo Jogging Shrimp@141,

I suggest a hybrid of that using Obama and Chase: "Let me be clear. You can s--- my c---."

But Gibson's "But first..." is a classic. I still give it the highest marks.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (eHIJJ)

155 No Joke. I am serious. Bush is an idiot trust fund baby

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (P3ww6)

156 I can't stand him on the show. They kept giving him a larger and larger part. I stopped watching it because of him.

Posted by: mike at April 01, 2012 03:33 PM (s6QDI)

157 >At least Chevy Chase is freed up to play the part of Joe Biden in the Lifetime movie, "The Obama Years" with Nipsey Russell as Baracka Obama.

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 01, 2012 07:30 PM (byR8d)



Nipsey's dead. We're gonna need Tracy Morgan

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:33 PM (8sCoq)

158 Posted by: LiberalLeftist

I thought you were going for a drive in your electric shitwagon.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:33 PM (sc8NO)

159 " At least Chevy Chase is freed up to play the part of Joe Biden in the Lifetime movie, "The Obama Years" with Nipsey Russell as Baracka Obama." Nipsey Russel? I was kind of hoping for Gilbert Gottfried myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (R5yLq)

160 The news will not stop talking abt Trayvon until we get justice

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (P3ww6)

161 118 Yes..I would have walked off too

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:24 PM (P3ww6)


Let's test that theory:

F'k you.

(Come one guys, this is weak shit, even for our trolls.  You're not actually going to get worked up over this are you?)

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (kmjVb)

162 I am serious.

That's what makes it funny.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (GTbGH)

163 > I like this troll. He amuses me.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 07:30 PM (GTbGH)



and his mom does anal   WIN/WIN

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (8sCoq)

164 116: I don't know. He's pretty good in the role, considering he's basically playing himself.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (yoAYX)

165 Don't feed the troll, morons. This one is too easy, anyway.

However, it's all ball bearings these days.

Posted by: GW McLintock at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (psJO7)

166 I am..car is almost charged...heading to get some gluten free food. Unlike you meat eaters

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (P3ww6)

167 Stephen Colbert getting the only genuine laughs in his career.......at the Comedy Central Roast of Chevy Chase Takeaway quote: "a comedy lamprey sucking the joy out of anything I touch" http://tinyurl.com/y86y4sl

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (FIE/L)

168 "I thought you were going for a drive in your electric shitwagon." Like mommy and daddy would ever allow their precious baby to get a drivers license. He's way to busy saving the whales/dolphins/cause dejour while living in their basement.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (R5yLq)

169 From Vacation I learned not to leave my dog tied to my bumper.

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (BB0/w)

170 Obama is an idiot, affirmative action baby. And at least Bush knows who his father is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (Sh42X)

171 Grain free for my Dog..and dogs are family...not property

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (P3ww6)

172 I thought you were going for a drive in your electric shitwagon.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 07:33 PM (sc8NO)

;;;

It did write that the weenie-car was plugged in, which is where they are most of the time. It'll be ready for a 15 minute spin in anotehr few hours.

Posted by: President Post-Energy at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (Usk3+)

173 I always suspected Chase was behind the problems with Bill Murray.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (Iyg03)

174 You are just racist spank...obama came up the hard way

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (P3ww6)

175
So, how many Congressbutthead's own Chevrolet Volts?


It's the perfect car for members of the proletariat, but the lauded gentry will stick with SUV's.

-Congressional Elitist Spokesanus

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (TkGkA)

176 The juxtaposition of Franken and Bush is fantastic. They often run in the same circles and have been called the leaders of our time.

Posted by: GW McLintock at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (psJO7)

177 Obama is spending too much on the wars

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (P3ww6)

178 Eh, this guy's getting boring. Sounds more like Average Cocksucker with every post.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (sc8NO)

179

Chevy Chase despised the animitronic gopher in "CaddyShack" because he felt that it took away from the actor's efforts and made light of the entire film.

 

Bill Murray and Harold Ramis disagreed.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (O+OKu)

180 Gallup has SCOAMF approval at 43%, wonder who those dumb asses are?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (mFxQX)

181 StuckOnStupid re:Gilbert Gottfried

OK, how does that guy get into Hollywood? Seriously. Is an absurdly annoying voice contrivance the key? Is that a skill?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 03:37 PM (eHIJJ)

182 And at least Bush knows who his father is.

And, his mother wasn't a fuckin' ho.  In fact, furthest thing from it, if I may be so bold.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:37 PM (w407e)

183 Chevy Chase killed Mama Cass, or was that Buck Henry?

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:37 PM (GTbGH)

184 The news will not stop talking abt Trayvon until we get justice Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:34 PM (P3ww6) But nobody watches 'Your" news?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:37 PM (eCnLg)

185 We're just simple racist/h8r bitter clingers . . . don't make it more complicated than it really is.
Posted by: Peaches

If one is going to play with one's food, that is textbook technique, Peaches! Kudos!

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 03:37 PM (mKMj1)

186 >obama came up the hard way



Yes- life in rural Kenya is difficult

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (8sCoq)

187 Obama is the only president to take on the 1 percent in this way

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (P3ww6)

188

"gluten-free food....unlike you meat eaters..."

;;;

IQ down to 65 now.

Posted by: President Post-Energy at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (Usk3+)

189 I bet most of you in here drive pick up trucks

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (P3ww6)

190 I watched Spies Like Us again recently, and wasn't very amused, aside from the 'doctor ... doctor ... doctor ... doctor' bit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (sc8NO)

191 "OK, how does that guy get into Hollywood? Seriously. Is an absurdly annoying voice contrivance the key? Is that a skill?" Rotfl.. honestly, no idea. Of course I haven't seen much come out of hollywood that I would even remotely consider entertaining for quite some time.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (R5yLq)

192 177 ...obama came up the hard way

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:36 PM (P3ww6)

---

Did it hurt?

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (UpwlP)

193 You guys didn't think National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation wasn't awesomely hilarious?

Yeah.  Me neither.

Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (xwuyd)

194 obama came up the hard way

Bah.  Nowhere near as tough as Biden's youth as a Welsh Coal Miner.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (GTbGH)

195 Umm...Bill Clinton...Yale /Rhodes Scholar is gluten free

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (P3ww6)

196 It's like watching a random sentence generator go to work.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (4q5tP)

197 Came up the hard way with a granny who was a VP at a bank in Honolulu,  and all that time spent at a swanky private school, do tell me all about how hard he came up.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (SsG4J)

198
I bet most of you in here drive pick up trucks

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:38 PM (P3ww6)

How about a big gas guzzling Cadillac Escalade with a bumper sticker that says No Bama!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (TkGkA)

199 Bush had a higher GPA than Kerry.

And we still don't know what Teh Won's was.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (O3R/2)

200 The best part about Spies Like Us was the video for the theme song.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (sc8NO)

201 I wonder if this will get a mention on The Soup too?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (6RnvM)

202 I wish we didn't have a president who hates America and was passed along because he's half black (or a white-African as the media now calls him)

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (Sh42X)

203 But someone above mentioned Gilbert Gottfried to play 0bama in the movie- I have to agree- both are skinny bastards that are annoying to listen to

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (8sCoq)

204 You guys prob eat so much meat and processed food that you are ready to keel over and have cholesterol and diabetes problems..not smart

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (P3ww6)

205 Bill Clinton...Yale /Rhodes Scholar

Yea, he DID NOT complete his Rhodes scholarship, as he was asked to leave Oxford because of accusations of rape.

Keep talking up your heroes, dipshit.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (SsG4J)

206 Spies like us...good movie

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (P3ww6)

207 And we still don't know what Teh Won's was.

A Gentleman's D, in Feminist Studies.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:40 PM (GTbGH)

208 Moving to Washington State..great place...

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (P3ww6)

209 182 Chevy Chase despised the animitronic gopher in "CaddyShack" because he felt that it took away from the actor's efforts and made light of the entire film.

Because otherwise, Chase and CaddyShack would have been up for Best Actor and Best Picture, respectively.  Seriously you twit, you're no Laurence Olivier.  It was perfect for what it was.  Your track record does not inspire confidence in your judgement.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (6TB1Z)

210 177 You are just racist spank...obama came up the hard way

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:36 PM (P3ww6)


Hehe, yeah, it was so hard being the son of a Harvard-educated economist, having your mom be a senior bank VP, and going to an elite prep school in Hawaii.

Grew up in the streets, man, grew up in the streets...

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (kmjVb)

211 Watch out, LL press 400!

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (GTbGH)

212 or presses

either or

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (GTbGH)

213 So clinton boned a few women..big deal..it was prob not rape...just political

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (P3ww6)

214 It keeps talking about movies in between odd rants...are we sure this isn't Clarence or raykon?

Or Machines For Sale having one over on us?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (SsG4J)

215 He received financial aid at the prep school..and suffered racism being a "Token" black male

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (P3ww6)

216
So clinton boned a few women..

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:41 PM (P3ww6)


Except Hillary who begged for the bone.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (TkGkA)

217 The funniest thing in 'Vacation' was the Wagon Queen Family Truckster

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (8sCoq)

218 The dog peed on the sandwiches!

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (GTbGH)

219 Caddyshack a great movie...

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (P3ww6)

220 I think hasty generalizations are the best way to construct arguments, don't you guys?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (psJO7)

221 WTF is on my tee vee?  First plugs, then Newt (who was okay), now they've got Uncle Crazy on there.  If Sanctimonius comes on next, I will have to get up and change the channel.  I thought it was gonna be UConn Baylor chick roundball.  I'm more than a little disappointed . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (w407e)

222 Listening to some Grateful Dead

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (P3ww6)

223 it was prob not rape...just political

In 1969, in England before he was even IN politics, dipshit??!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (SsG4J)

224

I've seen ADHD kids stay more focused than this minor annoyance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (4q5tP)

225 Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Sunday came under political fire from two of President Barack Obama's top lieutenants, who dismissed Romney's tough talk on Russia as being behind the times. In separate interviews, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sought to cast Romney as stuck in the days of the Cold War and unaware of the strategic interests that the United States and Russia share on Iran, Afghanistan and the world's oil supply. So obama, biden, clinton, and Russia on one side and Romney on the other? Gee I never knew I liked Romney so much after all

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (eCnLg)

226 Just because Obama has never had a real job doesn't make him ignorant.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (Sh42X)

227 I realize I'm kind being a bit general, but you guys probably hate trees. I love trees, I live in one.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (psJO7)

228 A "B" movie actor at best. Such a has been, who cares?

Posted by: Chris at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (KCDW5)

229 obama came up the hard way

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (7utQ2)

230 Soon, ray.  Soon.

Posted by: toby928© nothing in my crawlspace, really at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (GTbGH)

231 Heading to Madagascar soon...US military is occupying this region too...more spending

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (P3ww6)

232 217 So clinton boned a few women..big deal..it was prob not rape

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:41 PM (P3ww6


Except they said it was rape..

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (kmjVb)

233 204 The best part about Spies Like Us was the video for the theme song.

I think that was the theme song from Peter Gunn, wasn't it?

The best thing about Spies Like Us was about 10 seconds of footage with someone coming out of a tent.   Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)

234 162 The news will not stop talking abt Trayvon until we get justice Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:34 PM (P3ww6) From all accounts outside those of the blatently biased bullshit being shoveled out by the racial profilers in the MFM, TrayVonage did get justice. Time to move on...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (jY6wF)

235 219 He received financial aid at the prep school..and suffered racism being a "Token" black male

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:42 PM (P3ww6)

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Foreign student loans?

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (UpwlP)

236 " I bet most of you in here drive pick up trucks" Well no, actually not. I've got an old beater I drive back and forth to work, an SUV with 4wd I use in the winter and a 70 Mustang with a Boss 429 under the hood when I feel like having a little fun. She's a shining tribute to the days when Detroit took pride in their work, an unapologetic work of art. So glad your happy with your volt. I'm sure it will make a great lawn ornament in a few years. You might also want to check on just how eco friendly recycling those batteries is going to be when the time comes. But don't worry about the fact that most of the go juice pumping through that extension cord is generated by coal burning plants which produce far more pollution than my 429 ever did even on it's worse day. After all, facts don't matter - only how you feel about yourself, right? Rotflmao

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (R5yLq)

237 Oh, come on, y'all, this is clearly one of us, acting up.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (SsG4J)

238 >WTF is on my tee vee? First plugs, then Newt (who was okay), now they've got Uncle Crazy on there.



NHRA on espn2

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (8sCoq)

239 Listening to some Grateful Dead Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:43 PM (P3ww6) Of course you are, sweetheart.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (FIE/L)

240 Just because I'm throwing out random non-sequiturs, it doesn't mean I don't make occasional points that are salient.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (psJO7)

241 Never underestimate republicans to stoop to the level of using my screenname

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (P3ww6)

242 obama came up the hard way

Tell me about it...

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (Pf662)

243 The best thing about Spies Like Us was about 10 seconds of footage with someone coming out of a tent. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

That was also in the video!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (sc8NO)

244 219 He received financial aid at the prep school..and suffered racism being a "Token" black male

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:42 PM (P3ww6


Cite please...his family wasn't poor then and wouldn't qualify under any normal standards for a needs based scholarship.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (kmjVb)

245 Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:45 PM

Not me!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (GTbGH)

246 Obama has sex with men because he's a giver.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (Sh42X)

247 Gotta be Machines For Sale.

Or Bl*zer.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (SsG4J)

248 Hey, I'm being sock puppeted. I don't like being misrepresented on my positions or being caricatured.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (psJO7)

249 So clinton boned a few women..big deal..it was prob not rape

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:41 PM (P3ww60

We've swung deep into Average Joe territory now.

Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (xwuyd)

250 he best thing about Spies Like Us was about 10 seconds of footage with
someone coming out of a tent. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.




didnt see the movie. tell me more

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (8sCoq)

251 "Except Hillary who begged for the bone. " Must... resist.... obvious.. dog... with.. bone.. joke... Ok.. think.. dammit.. distract yourself. Thor in thigh highs.. with a warhammer... Whew.. that was close. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (R5yLq)

252 You are such a domestic person stuck on stupid...no USA is not #1 and our debt is larger than anyother nation on earth..we are screwed

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (P3ww6)

253

Wait a minute!

Clinton 'boned a few women' and it's no big deal?

All I did was grope or fondle a few!

Where do I re-apply for the Senate??

Posted by: ex-Sen. Bob Packwood at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (PyMp2)

254 You're changing my words.  Fascists!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:47 PM (GTbGH)

255 I love Obama because, let's be honest, he assuaged all my white guilt when I pulled the lever back in 08 for him. It was my proudest moment.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:47 PM (psJO7)

256 Chase made a career gravy-training off people who were actually funny.

Posted by: packsoldier at April 01, 2012 03:47 PM (9tLNI)

257 Not me!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:45 PM (GTbGH)


I lol'd!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 03:47 PM (X6akg)

258 Csan you blame clinton for getting some with an ugly wife? Although I love Hillary politically..she is making progress in the middle east

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:47 PM (P3ww6)

259 I have a really big pimple on my pee-pee.  Should I pop it?  It kinda hurts.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (w407e)

260 Harry Reid does not have brain damage even if his doctors say so.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (Sh42X)

261 being a "Token" black male I think you mean "Tokin'".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (FIE/L)

262 Chase made a career gravy-training off people

I am not googling that.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (GTbGH)

263 The patent being asserted by Sewell and his crew is USPTO Patent #1,042,012, first granted to the American Mathematical Society in October 1912, subsequently renewed, then acquired by Apple at an unknown date. The first entry among the patent's Claims describes "A quadrilateral having all four interior angles of 90°, opposite sides that are parallel, and congruent diagonals that bisect each other." Yes, Apple is asserting a patent on the rectangle.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (e8kgV)

264 Or Editor.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (SsG4J)

265 218 It keeps talking about movies in between odd rants...are we sure this isn't Clarence or raykon?

Or Machines For Sale having one over on us?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 07:42 PM (SsG4J)



It's probably Raykon (same MO), but liberals dodge debates so often and with such ferocity under normal circumstances that I'll take the opportunities I'm given.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (kmjVb)

266 How about Bush and the butterfly ballots and using the troops to get votes...Al Gore should have been president..and Gore has brains too

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (P3ww6)

267 Stuart Saves His Family...another great flick

Funny thing---I personally was responsible for half that movie's revenue during its original theatrical run.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (Pf662)

268 didnt see the movie. tell me more

Let's see if this goes through. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da_V5qfCFxE

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (6TB1Z)

269 Once my white guilt was assuaged, I could then go on and pretend I cared about the plight of the poor by signing up for a e-newsletters from various secular groups that have most of their donations go to staff salaries.

I feel great about caring that way, oh and making sure the 1% pay!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (psJO7)

270 208 You guys prob eat so much meat and processed food that you are ready to keel over and have cholesterol and diabetes problems..not smart Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:40 PM (P3ww6) I am very interested in what you have to say.. and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.. But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (DGIjM)

271

Or Bl*zer.


 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 07:45 PM (SsG4J)

 

 

Wow. That's bold.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (O+OKu)

272

Omama's so smart, they have to hide his grades so the rest of the students don't feel bad about themselves.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (UpwlP)

273 The voices tell me global warming is real, the data must be wrong.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (Sh42X)

274 263 Csan you blame clinton for getting some with an ugly wife? Although I love Hillary politically..she is making progress in the middle east

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:47 PM (P3ww6


The first one was before he was married.

Oh yeah, and then there's that "rape" part.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (kmjVb)

275 Can't wait until obama is re elected...his numbers are better

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (P3ww6)

276 "You are such a domestic person stuck on stupid.." Ok, was that supposed to be an insult? Because frankly I took it as a compliment. ".no USA is not #1 and our debt is larger than anyother nation on earth..we are screwed" Well considering it was Obama that spent more in less than 4 years than every other President in history combined, who do you think we should thank for that? Don't think about it too hard - it's not a trick question and I really wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (R5yLq)

277 Anyone else remember his spat with Howard Stern about 20 years ago? They were both talking smack about each other in public for a while, and finally Stern got his number and called his house. Weird thing is, Chase was hamming it up for a while on the phone, like it was a big goof... then his wife picked up the phone and went nuts, started screaming at him, then he started screaming at Stern, yelling at him never to call his house and bother his family again. Probably something similar happening here - this guy dissed Chase, and either his wife flipped out and drove him to lose it, or she's just driven his sense of humor out of him over the years.

Posted by: Brendan at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (2jQGY)

278 Free Tibet, with every order of Burma and a drink.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (GTbGH)

279 The biggest problem with most liberal is that they have no sense of humor and they don't know know how to drink

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (eCnLg)

280 271 How about Bush and the butterfly ballots and using the troops to get votes...Al Gore should have been president..and Gore has brains too

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:48 PM (P3ww6



Bush got better grades in undergrad than Gore did.

Posted by: AD at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (kmjVb)

281 Obama is the perfect post-modern President, or at least that's what my community college poly-sci teacher told me.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (psJO7)

282 Ok obviously you guys have no reasoning skills

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (P3ww6)

283 MSNBC CONCEDES TO EVIDENCE OF HEAD INJURIES IN ZIMMERMAN VIDEO. Link @ Breitbart Isn't it AMAZING that everything being pushed by Team Trayvon FALLS APART under scrutiny. EVERYTHING! Time to announce NO CHARGES in this fiasco of a case.

Posted by: MSM: We'll lynch Zimmerman if police and courts won't. at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (U/ftZ)

284 it was prob not rape

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: Juanita Broderick at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (Pf662)

285 America believes Obama is a train wreck on the economy, but who votes their pocketbook?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (Sh42X)

286 Everytime I get drunk I wake up with a sore ass.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (UpwlP)

287 Heh, how many LL's are posting now?


Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (psJO7)

288 The biggest problem with most liberal is that they have no sense of humor and they don't know know how to drink

Right on, nevergiveup.  Those two things right there are what keep me from going carbon-neutral at any given moment. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 03:53 PM (w407e)

289 Go Back to school

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:53 PM (P3ww6)

290 I can't believe I'm the only book snob here who thinks that Chevy Chase ruined any chance of getting a good movie out of the Fletch series.  Would love to see the one where he teamed up with Flynn.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 03:53 PM (FEzSe)

291 When I assert something, I need to be recognized!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:53 PM (psJO7)

292 Wow. That's bold.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 07:49 PM (O+OKu)


Oh, don't you think he'd have fun with this???  I can see Editor doing it, too. Just to be yankin' chains, I don't mean they'd do it to be bad or anything.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:53 PM (SsG4J)

293 Except Hillary who begged for the bone.

*cough* Wellesley College, Hello!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (GTbGH)

294 Wookies are beautiful.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (Sh42X)

295 I like Community, but CC character has always been the weak point in that show.  It's gotten painful to watch any scene that he's in, because the character is just awful.  Nice to know that it is probably deliberate in preparation for getting rid of him.

Posted by: Aeneas at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (tlK1P)

296 I'm still in school, but I told you to go back to school, because pretty soon, it will all be FREE!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (psJO7)

297 280 Can't wait until obama is re elected...his numbers are better Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:50 PM (P3ww6) Resist we much! and we much about much.

Posted by: Rev Al at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (DGIjM)

298 Can anyone recommend a good, over the counter vaginal salve?  The burning is so fierce, I almost can't keep my hands on the keyboard.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (w407e)

299 Ever notice that Darth Vader is Black. I mean very Black.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (eCnLg)

300 "Oh, don't you think he'd have fun with this??? I can see Editor doing it, too. Just to be yankin' chains, I don't mean they'd do it to be bad or anything." yup.. some of this stuff is a little over the top for your average troll, I'm starting to suspect sock myself. Not like it matters I guess.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:55 PM (R5yLq)

301 Tammy, there you go again. Talking about coming out and now yanking!

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 03:55 PM (/5Tgi)

302 I also really believe that it's better to be in school for a l o n g time so you can get free birth control and not populate the world every time, you know, you get the urge.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:56 PM (psJO7)

303 Ever notice that Darth Vader is Black. I mean very Black.

And sound suspiciously like James Earl Jones.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:56 PM (GTbGH)

304 Off, damn sock!

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 03:56 PM (tlK1P)

305 We need to give free condoms to liberals so they'll have less babies and save Gaia.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:56 PM (Sh42X)

306 294 Go Back to school Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:53 PM (P3ww6) Would you mind keeping your comments in the middle of the blog.. I am afraid the blog could tip over and capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (DGIjM)

307

The patent being asserted by Sewell and his crew is USPTO Patent #1,042,012, first granted to the American Mathematical Society in October 1912, subsequently renewed, then acquired by Apple at an unknown date.

 

Apple bought rights to a patent that irrevocably expired no later than 1929? Good business plan. Maybe I could get them to cash some canceled checks of mine.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (BIzKS)

308 You guys ever heard my tractor story?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (psJO7)

309 Ok, well turning over control now - have a dinner to prepare. That chicken and mustard sauce thing earlier got me a little fired up.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (R5yLq)

310 Re: the original SNL crew.  Gilda Radner.  I loved Gilda Radner.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (P6QsQ)

311 Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 07:55 PM (/5Tgi)

Lord, you're right, cowboy....I'll be getting warned on day threads before long! 

Glad you're back again, btw!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 03:58 PM (SsG4J)

312 i propose that for the next 100 posts, we all change our screennames to LiberalLeftist

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

313 Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 07:50 PM (eCnLg)

Those are probably the two most important criteria for pretty much every situation in my life.

"Lighten up and have another" has always...ALWAYS worked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 01, 2012 03:58 PM (nEUpB)

314 If Obama had a son he would be a criminal like Trayvon.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 03:58 PM (Sh42X)

315 ...calling the creator, among other things, “fat” and “an alcoholic.”

Oh crap.  Those are insults?  I have to go.  A bunch of people owe me apologies.

Posted by: Kevin at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (3o64G)

316 >If Obama had a son he would be a criminal like Trayvon.



his ears + Michelle's  grille = jackass

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (8sCoq)

317 Hey, italics doesn't work.

Posted by: Kevin at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (3o64G)

318 If Obama had a son, he would never be punished with a baby. 

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:00 PM (w407e)

319 Liberal Leftist,

I'm with you. Obama is the best, hardest working president ever. I've even heard from his wife he stays up after watching ESPN to read letters of ordinary working people.

He stays up most nights until he can find solutions. That's why he's rarely up before 10am the next day. He cares so much!

Posted by: Peggy Cloggenstein at April 01, 2012 04:00 PM (psJO7)

320 It's always something

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 01, 2012 04:00 PM (mFxQX)

321

Oh, don't you think he'd have fun with this??? I can see Editor doing it, too. Just to be yankin' chains, I don't mean they'd do it to be bad or anything.


 

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 07:53 PM (SsG4J)

 

 

I'd be popping popcorn with salt and butter, that's for sure. Otherwise, I'm miles away. There's trouble there.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:01 PM (O+OKu)

322 i propose that for the next 100 posts, we all change our screennames to LiberalLeftist

I've been doing that since the beginning. It should be our new MO.

Posted by: Peggy Cloggenstein at April 01, 2012 04:01 PM (psJO7)

323 Off sock!

Posted by: GW McLintock at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (psJO7)

324 Obama's deficits are purer and more noble than Bush's.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (sc8NO)

325 If Obama had a son he would have gone to Harvard and been an idiot trust fund baby.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (SsG4J)

326 If Obama had a son he would name him "BO".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (X3lox)

327 318 i propose that for the next 100 posts, we all change our screennames to LiberalLeftist

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 07:58 PM (8sCo)



Look, that's just juvenile.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (kmjVb)

328 >They work for us lefties, but they lean the wrong way. WTF is with that?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 08:02 PM (hXJOG)



Microsoft fonts are racist

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (8sCoq)

329 Look, that's just juvenile.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 08:03 PM (kmjVb)




just do it...!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:04 PM (8sCoq)

330 If Obama had a son.. he would be a commie fucktard.

Posted by: Liberalleftist at April 01, 2012 04:04 PM (DGIjM)

331 @9 what's wrong with boomers

Nyuh-unh. Not this time, li'l bro. Born 1943. Not a "Boomer."

He needs a whole drum of breaks, though. Real name: Cornelius.

Posted by: comatus at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (ZOlM3)

332 Look, that's just juvenile.

I know, right? I can't believe somebody would do that to suppress free speech!

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (psJO7)

333 Peaches - I've never seen the movie Fletch, but I'm going to now.  I have to see your house.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (P6QsQ)

334

These eyes ... cry ... every night for you
These arms ... these arms long to hold you again

The hurtin's on me, yeah
And I will never be free, no, my baby, no no
You gave a promise to me, yeah
And you broke it, and you broke it, oh no

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (GTbGH)

335 A man died after leaping from the middle of the George Washington Bridge at about 10:30 a.m. today, authorities said. The man – who was white and appeared to be in his 60s – was pulled from the Hudson River by the Coast Guard, brought to the 79th Street Boat Basin and strapped into a stretcher to be wheeled across the wooden pier. Emergency workers attempted CPR, but the man was unresponsive. The man was then loaded into an ambulance and taken to St. Luke’s Hospital in cardiac arrest. He wore a wedding band on the ring finger of his left hand. The medical examiner will determine cause of death. The medical examiner will determine cause of death? Yeah right, OK Alex I'll go with jumping off the freaked bridge for 500

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (eCnLg)

336 You know I once fucked a chicken. You all seen him lately?

Ssssshhhhhhh!!!!!  He was the worst one ever . . . quick, but still really unpalatable.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 01, 2012 04:06 PM (w407e)

337 48 forgot about Fletch and Funny Farm

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (M8yfa)

In addition to Foul Play, Caddyshack, the first Vacation movie, and those two, Christmas Vacation still makes me laugh, too. Chase is a douche of epic proportions but he has still made me laugh many times over the years ... though not so much since the late '80s.

Posted by: Slappy at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (LTbLf)

338

Don't you need a Y chromosome to have a son?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (UpwlP)

339
These eyes watched you bring my world to an end
This heart could not accept and pretend
The hurtin's on me, yeah
But I will never be free, no no no
You took the vow with me, yeah
And you spoke it, you spoke it, babe

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (GTbGH)

340  
   So what's the over/under on the WH already knowing the SCOTUS ruling?   Bet they knew Friday nite.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (SAMxH)

341 Speaking of Stern, wasn't it Stuttering John who raised his hand at a press conference and asked Chase, "do you ever actually read the scripts you're offered before you agree to do them/?"

Posted by: Mara Liasson at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (AxHOT)

342 I have an idea... When you find someone in Hollywood who is a leftist who is NOT an enormous dickbag asshole retard, now that would be a story. Until then...

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (IhUxK)

343 314You guys ever heard my tractor story?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (BIzKS)

344 335 Are you the Peggy from VT? I love your beard. Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 08:03 PM (hXJOG) I agree, normally I dont like beards on women but it somehow helps her looks.

Posted by: Liberalleftist at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (DGIjM)

345 Ladies, Country Strong, the right hates women and I shoot racoons. Plus, sky fairy. And gonna make you burn.

That is all.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (SsG4J)

346 >Don't you need a Y chromosome to have a son?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 08:07 PM (UpwlP) 



Michelle wears the pants and has the dominant genes

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (8sCoq)

347 You guys know any fat NY chicks with lots of cats?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:09 PM (sc8NO)

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (Pf662)

349 Confirmed: Chevy Chase Is a Self-Important Dickbag

****


Shouldn't that be....

Confirmed: Chevy Chase Is Still a Self-Important Dickbag

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (piMMO)

350 >So what's the over/under on the WH already knowing the SCOTUS ruling? Bet they knew Friday nite.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2012 08:08 PM (SAMxH)



I predict that the supreme court will uphold this gem of a bill 11-0

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (8sCoq)

351 "Bet they knew Friday nite." Watch Obama speak this week and next. If he says the thing will be upheld, it is because Sotomayor or Kagan blabbed to someone who blabbed to the WH. If he is silent, Sotomayor or Kagen are on the losing end and so is The Marxist Cancer...and he realizes that this whole disaster is about to be hung around his neck like a 50 ton anchor.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (IhUxK)

352 345, Corzine?

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (v9wwx)

353 Peaches - I've never seen the movie Fletch, but I'm going to now. I have to see your house.

Not a "house," mama winger.  An apartment.  In the People's Republic of Santa Monica.  And, in the movie, wholly unrecognizable as anywhere I would ever, ever have spent the night.  But a reasonably entertaining movie.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (w407e)

354 "You guys know any fat NY chicks with lots of cats?" That's A LOT of pussy!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (IhUxK)

355 You guys know any fat NY chicks with lots of cats?

I'm also open to trannies. Pre-op or post-op, it doesn't matter to me.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (Pf662)

356 "Fletch" was a hilarious movie. And Dana Wheeler-Nicholson was gorgeous in it. I fell in love with her in this film.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (IhUxK)

357 So what's the over/under on the WH already knowing the SCOTUS ruling? Bet they knew Friday nite.

It should be pretty obvious from the way they talk next week.  Predictions that "of course it will be found constitutional" will give way to "Republicans are trying to take away fundamental health care rights from the most vulnerable among us". 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (6TB1Z)

358 Barky and Moochelle stopped procreating after the two girls.  Moochelle was afraid that having more children would ruin her figure.  Barky knew that he never had a wholesome father figure and agreed.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (O3R/2)

359 "I'm also open to trannies." That is WAY MORE information than I wanted to know. Ick. I need a shower now.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (IhUxK)

360 it's great that the NHRA is forward-thinking enough to welcome
Vaginal-Americans as participants

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (8sCoq)

361 How does one go about getting their apartment used as a movie set?  Are there ads for that?


Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (P6QsQ)

362 Chicken, out!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (w407e)

363 289 it was prob not rape

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: Juanita Broderick at April 01, 2012 07:51 PM (Pf662)


As the most beautiful and smartest woman on "The View" would say, "it wasn't rape-rape."

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (0d0K7)

364 Hey, the little gopher was the best thing about Caddy Shack.

Posted by: mike at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (s6QDI)

365 "Predictions that "of course it will be found constitutional" will give way to "Republicans are trying to take away fundamental health care rights from the most vulnerable among us".. Ask FDR if that shit worked in the 1938 midterms, a year after he tried to pack the Court with his cronies.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (IhUxK)

366 197 You guys didn't think National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation wasn't awesomely hilarious?

Yeah. Me neither.

Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2012 07:38 PM (xwuyd)


Todd: "Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
Clark: "Bend over and I'll show you."
Todd: "You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold!"
Clark: "I wasn't talking to you!"

http://tinyurl.com/788yhej

Posted by: Slappy at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (LTbLf)

367 How does one go about getting their apartment used as a movie set? Are there ads for that?


Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 08:13 PM (P6QsQ)


Last summer they were filming a movie in my town....can't remember what movie it was.  Came home one day to find a note on my back door that they wanted to use my house for some scenes in the movie and asked me to call.  Schyeah, right.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (X6akg)

368 How is everyone tonight?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (R5yLq)

369 So what's the over/under on the WH already knowing the SCOTUS ruling? Bet they knew Friday nite.

Initially I agreed that the WH knew Friday, I've since gotten more skeptical. I can't recall a leak from SCOTUS and presidents come and go so why risk the integrity of the court with a leak to SCOAMF? No, I'm thinking he's got to wait, along with Congress and the rest of us.

Posted by: Retread at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (joSBv)

370 Sotomayor and Kagen will vote twice each, just to be sure

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (8sCoq)

371 I remember laughing at him in 1975.

I of course was really young and really stoned.

I also remember finding a leaking refrigerator was extremely humorous that same evening for hours on end. Chevy only really got that one laugh.

Buzz! Drip. Buzz! Drip.
Good times, good times.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (Qxdfp)

372 Anson, the liberal chatter about how in losing on Obamacare at the SCOTUS would provide them with an electoral boost, sounded like the drunks who meetup at a bar after the AA meeting.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (v9wwx)

373 so why risk the integrity of the court


Heh.  That's cute.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (X3lox)

374 You guys know any fat NY chicks with lots of cats? Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 08:09 PM (sc8NO) Keith Olberman?

Posted by: Liberalleftist at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (DGIjM)

375 I can't recall a leak from SCOTUS and presidents come and go so why risk the integrity of the court with a leak to SCOAMF? No, I'm thinking he's got to wait, along with Congress and the rest of us.

I really doubt that Kagan wouldn't spill the beans to her old boss if he asked her. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (6TB1Z)

376 it's great that the NHRA is forward-thinking enough to welcome
Vaginal-Americans as participants

But not just ANY Vaginal-Americans. We don't want those icky penis-loving Vaginals, in fact, we question whether they're even True Vaginal Americans at all.

The only Vaginals that matter are Vaginal-to-Vaginal Vaginals, or Vaginal-Vaginals, as Whoopie calls them.

And the NHRA better provide them with free birth control for their acne or else they're SEXIST PIGS. And probably white ones, too.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (SsG4J)

377 There really is something truly epic about Joe Biden calling Romney "out of touch" - epic as in an industrial strength pot calling a kettle black.

Is this really the best Teh Won's team can do?

Posted by: An Observation at April 01, 2012 04:19 PM (ylhEn)

378 Chevy Chase is an asshole, this we all know.

But for those not tuned into Hollywood TV gossip, I should point out that Dan Harmon is infamous being an even bigger asshole, as well as a chaotic, ruinous drunk.  Very few writers from the first two seasons of Community were even willing to work with him again on the third season, despite the show's critical darling status, because Harmon was such a horrible boss.

So what we have here is a situation involving two major-league pricks.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at April 01, 2012 04:19 PM (hIWe1)

379 I kinda feel bad for Keith Olbermann. He has now been fired from every major network except for CNN. Then again, if I heard that Keith Olbermann fell off a 100 floor skyscraper, I would send my condolences to the poor fuckers who had to clean his fucking asshole off the pavement. Other than that, I feel bad for him...NOT!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:19 PM (IhUxK)

380 The best part of Fletch was that smoking hot chick.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (X3lox)

381 Chevy has always been a thin-skinned, insecure prick who makes enemies. It was a miracle that he was able to do his scenes with Bill Murray in Caddyshack, he'd previously made a balls-out enemy of Murray as well.

Posted by: bruce at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (apXFs)

382 So what we have here is a situation involving two major-league pricks

It's like having to choose which one you'd rather see lose, Iran or Iraq.   As Kissinger said, "why can't they both lose"

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (6TB1Z)

383 Cornelius Crane: the name of a P-R-I-C-K...and a Marxist prick at that.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (IhUxK)

384 Dislike Chase as a typical HW lefty and since I learned he was I don't watch his stuff but I certainly enjoyed a lot of his old movies. I agree that it was low class doing that in front of wife and daughter.

Posted by: SamIam at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (BBm11)

385 I will go to my grave happier knowing that I dissed CC to his face in his own home.  I was a punk courier, while going to college in LA, for the studios and delivered CC his copy of  the video release of Three Amigos, a film which robbed me not only of my ticket money but two hours of my life.  As I stepped in his home, I looked around and said, "Nice place, Chevy, I didn't think Three Amigos did that well", to which he looked like I kicked him in the nuts and responded, "Well it did!"  Then I had the temerity to ask him to use his phone to call for my next run, which he let me do.

I am usually a respectful person, but I knew I had to bite this guy.

Posted by: Joe Bidenmytime at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (Zhdem)

386 "The best part of Fletch was that smoking hot chick." Dana Wheeler-Nicholson as Mrs. Stanwyk, Alan's wife. She had the ranch in Provo - Utah, not Spain.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (IhUxK)

387 OT: Gallup's new poll has Obama's job approval rating at 43/50.  The drain approacheth.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (6TB1Z)

388 I should point out that Dan Harmon is infamous being an even bigger asshole

I have never heard of him, but encouraging people to cuss Chase out in front of his daughter was pretty assholey. Of course, I'm assuimg the daughter is a child, which probably isn't the case, but there is still a lack of class being shown.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (SsG4J)

389 Something tells me that Chevy's wife and daughter didn't hear any words that Chevy hadn't already taught them.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (O3R/2)

390 By the way, what is a "Dickbag"?

Posted by: bruce at April 01, 2012 04:23 PM (apXFs)

391 So we are OK with Mr. Chase and his family being incited with debase language in response to stapled Hollywood fare of an egotistical actor. And we are ok with posts written under a salacious rubric inciting same? We should respect our first amendment rights by not bastardizing them at every opportunity we can on safe grounds. What are we becoming? Men or mice? Give me a break. Wide open and free of scruples - just what we should strive for eh?

Posted by: Jornolist at April 01, 2012 04:23 PM (ah5Of)

392 Fozzy @295: For all the stories I've heard about why "Fletch Lives" has never been made, I think we now know one big part of it is true: Chevy Chase is an asshole.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 01, 2012 04:23 PM (q1qCt)

393 At some point, I think you've made enough shitty movies.

Posted by: Barky O'dipshit at April 01, 2012 04:23 PM (DGIjM)

394 "I should point out that Dan Harmon is infamous being an even bigger asshole." When I saw "Harmon" I thought that it was possibly ANGIE Harmon, who at 40 is a smoking hot woman. I would love to see her grind her shoe with dog shit on it right into Cornelius Crane's face.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:24 PM (IhUxK)

395 "At some point, I think you've made enough shitty movies." Tell that to Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:24 PM (IhUxK)

396 @407 Do we have any English-gibberish translators here?

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (6TB1Z)

397 When I saw "Harmon" I thought that it was possibly ANGIE Harmon, who at 40 is a smoking hot woman.



I think she is a conservative too, no?

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (P6QsQ)

398 >By the way, what is a "Dickbag"?

Posted by: bruce at April 01, 2012 08:23 PM (apXFs)



it's someone who has the qualities of both dickhead and douchebag

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (8sCoq)

399 And we are ok with posts written under a salacious rubric inciting same?

Gotta say I am, Journo, yea.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (SsG4J)

400 Does anyone remember that Cornelius Crane was on an episode of "Law and Order," where he played an actor who orders his son to kill a Jewish woman because he hates Jews? Cornelius Crane was really good in the role of the white Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (IhUxK)

401 I have never heard of him, but encouraging people to cuss Chase out in front of his daughter was pretty assholey. Of course, I'm assu___ the daughter is a child, which probably isn't the case, but there is still a lack of class being shown.Posted by: Tammy al Thor

God forbid assholes ever experience any unpleasantness because of their past behavior.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (JEpGb)

402
>>Chevy Chase Is a Self-Important Dickbag

He should run for office. He has the MO down.

Posted by: sTevo at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (VMcEw)

403 Fletch = Felch

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (WaTVB)

404 I remember Chase leading the organized media attack on Palin after her rocking speech. i also remember his playboy interview in 1976? when he claimed that he was the whole show and SNL would fold after he left. Ha

Posted by: Avi at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (J3gb4)

405 If liberals are so fucking smart and well-educated . . .

 . . . why the FUCK can't any of them use punctuation properly?

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (xAp2X)

406 "I think she is a conservative too, no?" And that's why she doesn't get any work in Hollywood. She has values, she has morals - two things the Left lacks.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:27 PM (IhUxK)

407 396 Chevy has always been a thin-skinned, insecure prick who makes enemies. It was a miracle that he was able to do his scenes with Bill Murray in Caddyshack, he'd previously made a balls-out enemy of Murray as well.

Posted by: bruce at April 01, 2012 08:20 PM (apXFs)

 

You mean SCENE.  I'm pretty sure they only have one scene together in caddyshack.  And I'm pretty sure Murray was doing everything he could during it to piss him off.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (GULKT)

408 >And that's why she doesn't get any work in Hollywood.


she's got a cable series

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (8sCoq)

409 So we are OK with Mr. Chase and his family being incited with debase language in response to stapled Hollywood fare of an egotistical actor.

And we are ok with posts written under a salacious rubric inciting same?

We should respect our first amendment rights by not bastardizing them at every opportunity we can on safe grounds.

What are we becoming? Men or mice?

Give me a break.

Wide open and free of scruples - just what we should strive for eh?

Posted by: Jornolist at April 01, 2012 08:23 PM (ah5Of)

Free speech reigns here.  Say what you want (just don't try to get anyone to conspire with you to commit a crime)

I worked with some foreigners.  I finally had to tell them "You have watched too many R rated movies.  Foul language is not mainstream."  If you don't like our language, blame Hollywood.




Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (O3R/2)

410 "...was pretty assholey.' Assholic. A mixture of "asshole" and "alcoholic." As in "Wow - that jizzbag is sure assholic tonight." See? Now you've all learned something new tonight.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (IhUxK)

411 Maybe, Harmon didn't know his wife and kid was there? Why did Chase walk off and then come to the party? That' not very classy, either. His kid is also 24. Walking off stunts cost the company lots of money and wastes everyones time. Eff him.

Posted by: mike at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (s6QDI)

412

Oh, come on, y'all, this is clearly one of us, acting up.

 

I agree, Tammy, it's too funny and too random and stupid.  It's an April Fool's prank.

Posted by: Gem at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (zw+pb)

413 My only point ,weft, was that his wife and daughter may not have be assholes in need of that particular experience.

I don't care that CC experienced it, just that I agreed with the guy who said Harmon may not have had a lot of moral authority to call someone else an asshole in this particular instance.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (SsG4J)

414 Hebe on Hebe drama. Oy Vey.

Encore! Encore!!!

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (/CSLJ)

415 Oh, his youngest kid is 24 - he has two older ones.

Posted by: mike at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (s6QDI)

416 Yeah - gibberish about sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (ah5Of)

417 "What are we becoming? Men or mice?" John Steinbeck? Lenny or George? I loved that book, except where they had to kill Lenny. A real classic, though. I read it about 30 years ago when I was in high school.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (IhUxK)

418 How does one go about getting their apartment used as a movie set? Are there ads for that?

In my case, they just came in off the street and knocked.  It had what they needed (fire escape).  I don't recommend it, regardless of how sweet they make it sound.  I would certainly never pursue such a thing.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (w407e)

419 "Hebe on Hebe drama. Oy Vey." Too many stinking liberal Jews in New York and Florida. They just never learn that the right wing, people like me (and Jews like me) are the best friend Israel has right now.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (IhUxK)

420 My old apartment in NYC was used for scenes in this season's Law & Order: SVU season finale.

The building's been in four SVUs over the years. It looks exactly like a place where pedophiles, hookers and homicidal hooker killers would live. Plus, lots of fire escapes for chase scenes.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (a5ljo)

421 Maybe, Harmon didn't know his wife and kid was there?

Good point.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (SsG4J)

422 I think she is a conservative too, no?

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 08:25 PM (P6QsQ)


According to wiki, she's a republican and gave a speech at the 2004 RNC convention. (I don't remember that).  She's married to Jason Sehorn, ex NY Giant football player.  I remember reading that she moved her family out of LA because she didn't want her daughters growing up there.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (X6akg)

423 traveling to other countries. private schools ,  yeah that's hard alright.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (TomZ9)

424 I am watching right now the first filming of "The Wizard of Oz" from 1910.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (IhUxK)

425 In my case, they just came in off the street and knocked. It had what they needed (fire escape). I don't recommend it, regardless of how sweet they make it sound. I would certainly never pursue such a thing.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 08:30 PM (w407e)

 

Did they play the bad jazz music on location?  Or do they add that in post production along with the moaning?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (GULKT)

426 I didn't realize that the chick in Caddyshack was also the chick in Tron. idea: CaddyTron

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (WaTVB)

427 135- dude im clocking iq78- but then im adorable and someone will beat you to death with the claw side of a hammer. so you got that goin for ya.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (JvP2I)

428 "she's a republican and gave a speech at the 2004 RNC convention" She's smart and gorgeous and I loved her character Abby Carmichael on Law & Order. Then again, Elisabeth Rohm was smoking hot, too. And Jill Henessey. Hey - L&O sure did have a group of gorgeous smart women!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (IhUxK)

429 Janine Turner is another conservative actress.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (/5Tgi)

430 I'm just blowing steam and suspect Ace is as well.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (ah5Of)

431 >>>>Do we have any English-gibberish translators here? I speak Jive.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (WaTVB)

432 Dan Harmon often talks about using Community to "teach" people, and Chase might have been responding to that sentiment.

Posted by: JohnJ at April 01, 2012 04:35 PM (Tt6ky)

433 "I didn't realize that the chick in Caddyshack was also the chick in Tron." I saw "Tron: Legacy" last night. That Olivia Wilde is gorgeous, but she is one demented leftist. Sad.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:35 PM (IhUxK)

434 "I speak Jive." I loved "Airplane." Funny fucking movie.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:35 PM (IhUxK)

435 In my case, they just came in off the street and knocked. It had what they needed (fire escape). I don't recommend it, regardless of how sweet they make it sound. I would certainly never pursue such a thing.
Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 08:30 PM




The closest place to me that I know of that was used in a movie was the house on Silver Lake (Wisconsin) about 12 miles down the road from me, where they did the remake of the Amityville  Horror a few years ago.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (P6QsQ)

436 I speak Jive.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 08:34 PM (WaTVB)




I made an academic theory of it.

Posted by: Derrick Bell at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (X3lox)

437 "You want to send a message?  Send a telegram."  Samuel Goldwin

Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (O3R/2)

438 "Janine Turner is another conservative actress." Who lives in Texas because that's the only place she could get work - as a radio show host. Sela Ward is another conservative woman.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (IhUxK)

439 447 >>>>Do we have any English-gibberish translators here? I speak Jive. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 08:34 PM (WaTVB) I think much I could much help we much too.

Posted by: Rev Al at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (DGIjM)

440
Sela Ward is another conservative woman.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:36 PM (IhUxK)



In her prime, she was the hottest.  Bar none.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (X3lox)

441 Hey - L&O sure did have a group of gorgeous smart women!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:33 PM (IhUxK)


She has a show, Rizzoli and Isles.  She plays Rizzoli a Boston cop and Isles is Sasha Alexander (who played Kate on NCIS), and is the coroner on the show.  It's on TNT.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (X6akg)

442 I just want to be entertained when I watch TV.  If I want to receive a sermon, I can tune into a religious channel.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (O3R/2)

443 #421, because they suffer from that "ignorance bias" problem, where, the less competent and knowledgeable one is, the more confidence one has.

It scares me.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (mKMj1)

444 I'm told Bill Maher tossed Chevy off an episode of Politically Incorrect once, when Chevy got abusive with Steven Bochco. Seven years of Hill Street Blues. ten years of NYPD Blue. This is a guy that Chevy Chase thinks he can dis?

When you can't pass the Bill Maher threshold for civility, you porobably need to cut back the drinking.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (a5ljo)

445 "She has a show, Rizzoli and Isles. She plays Rizzoli a Boston cop and Isles is Sasha Alexander (who played Kate on NCIS), and is the coroner on the show. It's on TNT." I know - I watched the first season. But the second season was, to put it mildly, BLAH, so I stopped watching. TNT had a great show called "Raising the Bar." I loved it - and they canceled it after one season.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (IhUxK)

446 By the way, what is a "Dickbag"? Posted by: bruce at April 01, 2012 08:23 PM (apXFs) Dont ask

Posted by: John Bobbitt at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (DGIjM)

447 Bag of Dicks

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (GTbGH)

448 what would be the AQ (asshole quotient) if you got Chevy Chase and Keith Olberman in the same room?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (8sCoq)

449 "In her prime, she was the hottest. Bar none." Did you ever see her in that movie with Tom Hanks, that was Jackie Gleason's last film? Hanks played his son; Ward played his girlfriend. Then again, so did Bess Armstrong. In her day, she as also gorgeous.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (IhUxK)

450 "what would be the AQ (asshole quotient) if you got Chevy Chase and Keith Olberman in the same room?" OFF THE CHARTS of Assholery!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:42 PM (IhUxK)

451

"Vacation" taught me that white people are stupid.

Posted by: Jack at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (zKFOT)

452 i think Bill and his many brothers own a bunch of golf course's and each one has a restaurant named Caddyshack on them......... i saw a thing on tv a few years back about them.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (btNFM)

453 Our trolls aren't assholes so much as they are pathetic losers.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (SsG4J)

454 Sadly, our son idolizes the douchebag because of Caddy Shack.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (UOM48)

455 Sela Ward is another conservative woman. Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:36 PM (IhUxK) In her prime, she was the hottest. Bar none.

She was, and is, very attractive-one of those women who really aged well and is almost more beautiful when she's older than when she was young.  For the opposite, see any once-hot HWood actress who decided injecting ass fat into her lips and treating her face like salt water taffy would make her young again. 

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (6TB1Z)

456 Angie Harmon is a SCALDING hot older woman.  Yeah, Risoli and Isles is a rather pedestrian crime drama, but with her and Sasha Alexander, the pulchritude quotient is off the charts (although seeing Lorraine Bracco playing a grandmother makes me feel so old)  

Posted by: Mara Liasson at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (AxHOT)

457 It looks exactly like a place where pedophiles, hookers and homicidal hooker killers would live.

Are you trying to tell us something, Missy?

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (GTbGH)

458 At some point you have to make a judgement call - are we OK with a wife and family being castigated with debase language due to the failings of a B rate comedic actor? Or is that just collateral to the bigger picture? If it is, then we are completely adrift in my opinion.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (ah5Of)

459 ""Vacation" taught me that white people are stupid." "Alien" taught me that foreign matter can sometimes force you into ObamaCare.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (IhUxK)

460 it's great that the NHRA is forward-thinking enough to welcome Vaginal-Americans as participants Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 08:12 PM (8sCoq) I actually prefer "Gyno-Americans".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (FIE/L)

461 #474 I've seen Caddyshack. I didn't think it was very funny. Must be a guy thing.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (R5yLq)

462 Angie Harmon is a SCALDING hot older woman.Posted by: Mara Liasson

For some reason it doesn't sound as convincing when you say it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (JEpGb)

463 If it is, then we are completely adrift in my opinion.

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, well, we won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Busha O'Reilly at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (6TB1Z)

464 "Angie Harmon is a SCALDING hot older woman. Yeah, Risoli and Isles is a rather pedestrian crime drama, but with her and Sasha Alexander..." That Sasha Alexander is Serbian, but she's a pretty hot woman, too.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (IhUxK)

465 Hate to mention this on this thread, but our kid lost a close friend in A-Stan last week.

Prayers, please.  The poor guy was married, and blown up by an IED on a convoy.  One other guy may not make it.

Please, please, people.  Pray for these young men over there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (UOM48)

466 At some point you have to make a judgement call - are we OK with a wife and family being castigated with debase language due to the failings of a B rate comedic actor?

The family wasn't castigated or debased.  They were just there while their dickhead husband/father was castigated and debased, which he earned (I think we can all agree).  There is nothing wrong or morally questionable, here.  He shouldn't bring his family to a gathering of people who hate his guts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (X3lox)

467 I've seen Caddyshack. I didn't think it was very funny.

It's no Back to School I'll grant.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (GTbGH)

468 Jane, I can beat that....he doesn't especially idolize any of them, but Three Amigos is one of Thor's favorite movies.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (SsG4J)

469 "I've seen Caddyshack. I didn't think it was very funny." I've never seen "Caddyshack"...and I have never seen even one of the "Godfather" movies.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (IhUxK)

470 "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer" taught me to just be yourself.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (WaTVB)

471 #485 Oh Jane I'm so sorry! I'll be praying for both them and their families.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (R5yLq)

472 She was, and is, very attractive-one of those women who really aged well and is almost more beautiful when she's older than when she was young.

Posted by: pep at April 01, 2012 08:44 PM (6TB1Z)

Amen.  Sela is the exemplar of the fact that girl-next-door elegance lasts;  and blonde bombshell t&a doesn't.  Same with Angie Harmon

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (AxHOT)

473 #483 That's the same thing i say but not so eloquently.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (/5Tgi)

474 Anyone who doesn't think Caddyshack was funny.....bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (UOM48)

475 I would like to enslave Martin Short and force him to labor as a thrall in my underground comedy cave.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (GTbGH)

476 #489 I've tried watching Godfather a few times. I always fall asleep in less than an hour.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (R5yLq)

477 So who forced this washed up fat has been to be in a sitcom, if they are so very insufferable to him?

Not just a dickbag, but a douche as well, and that takes some doing.

Posted by: tcn at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (WhSRj)

478 OH, and, NNNNNNnnnnnnnoonen.

Posted by: tcn at April 01, 2012 04:51 PM (WhSRj)

479 491 #485

Oh Jane I'm so sorry! I'll be praying for both them and their families.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 08:48 PM (R5yLq)[/i/




Thanks, Hummingbird.  And welcome to this Horde.  There are a few of us who have kids serving.



It's a lonely club.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:51 PM (UOM48)

480 The worst thing about Caddyshack was that frickn' muppet gopher.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:51 PM (WaTVB)

481 Hate to mention this on this thread, but our kid lost a close friend in A-Stan last week.

Prayers, please. The poor guy was married, and blown up by an IED on a convoy. One other guy may not make it.

Please, please, people. Pray for these young men over there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 08:47 PM






Oh geez Jane.  Oh geez.

I certainly do, and certainly will pray. 

A few months ago, a pastor friend of mine down in Illinois lost his nephew in to an IED in Afghanistan, leaving behind a young family.  The pastor had to do the service for his own nephew.  It was horribly sad. 

I pray for your son's safety each night.  May God keep them all, and  get them home ASAP.  The mission over there - well, as far as I'm concerned there IS no mission over there any longer except keeping your head down and your butt safe till you can get on a plane home. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:51 PM (P6QsQ)

482 #489 Watch at least the first and second Godfathermovies. Primo in my opinion.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 04:51 PM (/5Tgi)

483 >That Sasha Alexander is Serbian, but she's a pretty hot woman, too.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:46 PM (IhUxK)



you mean, despite her serbian handicap?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (8sCoq)

484 #494 I didn't like it at all, I just thought it was really stupid.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (R5yLq)

485 How is everyone tonight? Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 08:15 PM (R5yLq) Good to see you here........although it makes me giggle that you have SoS barefoot in the kitchen after kicking him off the laptop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 04:53 PM (FIE/L)

486 My favorite movie is "The Outlaw Josie Wales" (1976) with Clint Eastwood. Great action, great war film, and you get to see Sondra Locke's tits.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:53 PM (IhUxK)

487 Jones in CO: "what would be the AQ (asshole quotient) if you got Chevy Chase and Keith Olbermann in the same room?"

Tune in to Letterman this week as Olbermann visits to see the closest analog. Or don't and just trust your instincts.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 04:54 PM (eHIJJ)

488 Caddyshack was funny if you are a stoned young man.

"Hello ball!"


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:54 PM (O3R/2)

489 >Great action, great war film, and you get to see Sondra Locke's tits.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:53 PM (IhUxK)




get to or have to?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

490
I pray for your son's safety each night. May God keep them all, and get them home ASAP. The mission over there - well, as far as I'm concerned there IS no mission over there any longer except keeping your head down and your butt safe till you can get on a plane home.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 08:51 PM (P6QsQ)




You and me, mama.  I've received e-mails from the boy that chill me for his soul's sake.  He's an Eagle Scout and youth leader in our church.  He's so full of anger and rage.



I'm trying to talk him down and remind him of the young man he was and is. 


Damn, it's killing me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM48)

491 "you mean, despite her serbian handicap?" My family comes from Eastern Europe, and with respect let me say that women from "that part of the world" are not pretty. Well, pretty ugly. So, Sasha Alexander is a hottie DESPITE being from the part of the world with really homely women.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:55 PM (IhUxK)

492 I'm very sorry to read about your kid's loss; he and your family are in my thoughts, Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:55 PM (mKMj1)

493 and you get to see Sondra Locke's tits.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 04:55 PM (/5Tgi)

494 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 08:47 PM Was that the soldier from Griffin? Sad. It made the papers up here in Athens.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:56 PM (WaTVB)

495 ((Jane))  in our prayers.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 01, 2012 04:56 PM (O3R/2)

496 #499 Jane, thank you so much for the welcome. Everyone here has just been so nice. You are all such incredible people, I feel really honored to know you. I'll be praying for your son and all of the young men over there, please let us know if we can do anything more to help.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 04:56 PM (R5yLq)

497 "get to or have to?" Ha ha. I used to find Sondra Locke cute. So when I saw a movie with her, well, exposed chest, I got a cheap thrill up my leg. She's pretty homely now - but back then...

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:56 PM (IhUxK)

498
Does anyone even watch Community? I saw a couple of episodes and I'm embarrassed to admit it.

I did have a thought that Chang and Masuka from Dexter could team up to do something psychotic and funny.

Posted by: sTevo at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (VMcEw)

499 You and me, mama. I've received e-mails from the boy that chill me for his soul's sake. He's an Eagle Scout and youth leader in our church. He's so full of anger and rage.

I'm trying to talk him down and remind him of the young man he was and is.

Damn, it's killing me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 08:55 PM




Just be there, and always always listen.  No matter how much it shocks you, listen to whatever he wants to tell you.  They need a safe person to unload on. Or even a safe place to keep quiet in and not talk at all, if you know what I mean. 

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (P6QsQ)

500 >Tune in to Letterman this week as Olbermann visits to see the closest analog. Or don't and just trust your instincts.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2012 08:54 PM (eHIJJ)



No thanks. The peevish douchebaggery will be off the charts.


Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

501 I agree with Hummingbird: Caddyshack was bad as a movie (even if this or that scene was amusing). There wasn't a story arc.

The best Chase movie was Christmas Vacation. Time was, our family would watch that annually on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (QTHTd)

502 My favorite movie is "The Outlaw Josie Wales" (1976) with Clint Eastwood.

Great action, great war film, and you get to see Sondra Locke's tits.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 08:53 PM (IhUxK) 

    

Great film until SHE shows up, with her stupid doe-eyed ingenue look and first-grader-struggling-with a-new-reader attempt at dialogue.  I guess when you produce the film you can cast your bed-wench.  

(when do you see her tits?  I have it on DVD)

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (AxHOT)

503 "Does anyone even watch Community?" I never heard of it until this story ran. All I watch is films (usually British, because I lived there once), and documentaries, Investigation Discovery (ID), and "Who Do You Think You Are?" which is the only NBC show I watch.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (IhUxK)

504 sorry to hear that Jane......... you know your Son is always in our thoughts. everyday when i'm reading Zippers and looking at the pics they have of the Marines over there, i wonder is that guy Janes Son.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (btNFM)

505 "Great film until SHE shows up, with her stupid doe-eyed ingenue look and first-grader-struggling-with a-new-reader attempt at dialogue. I guess when you produce the film you can cast your bed-wench." Hey - I liked that look! She looked really innocent, and had that milky-white skin with no imperfections. She was hot in that movie. Unfortunately, things went downhill from there for her. Eastwood's been casting his lovers for years. Check out his daughter - before she got tons of tattoos she was kinda hot, too.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (IhUxK)

506
I googled it and found this: Sondra Locke's tits at Target

Nice to know Target is diversifying.

Posted by: sTevo at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (VMcEw)

507 Just be there, and always always listen. No matter how much it shocks you, listen to whatever he wants to tell you. They need a safe person to unload on. Or even a safe place to keep quiet in and not talk at all, if you know what I mean. i]Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 08:57 PM (P6QsQ)



This is exactly what I've been doing.


I'm more of a "man" than my dear husband when it comes to D'oh Boy.

It's like I told a horrified friend of ours, "I'm the kid's mom.  My job is to worry about him and take care of him."

Thank you for understanding.  I love you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (UOM48)

508 Caddyshack was funny if you are a stoned young man.

But since then, there's "Grandma's Boy", "Super Troopers", "Half Baked", the first "Harold and Kumar" (and maybe the third) ... if, hypothetically, I were to blaze one up, I could do better than Caddyshack

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (QTHTd)

509 The Gauntlet, Sudden Impact, and those 2 movies with the orangutan all had Sondra Locke

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

510 #506 Well if I could just keep him knocked up life would be sweet

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (R5yLq)

511 "I googled it and found this: Sondra Locke's tits at Target." Thanks! I almost blew my eggplant parmigiana on the computer screen laughing at that one!

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 05:03 PM (IhUxK)

512 Your family, and all who serve and wait, are in my prayers everyday Jane.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 01, 2012 05:03 PM (2Gb0y)

513 533 #506

Well if I could just keep him knocked up life would be sweet

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 09:02 PM (R5yLq)

 

You're gonna try to get him pregnant?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (GULKT)

514 "The Gauntlet, Sudden Impact, and those 2 movies with the orangutan all had Sondra Locke." "Every Which Way But Loose." I won't watch that movie because the Orangutan was abused and tortured to death by his caretaker.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (IhUxK)

515 #529 Jane, I was thinking maybe it would help you're son if he knew just how much we appreciate him. Do you think maybe you could set up an email address where we could send him letters and you could forward them on to him? Would that help at all?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:05 PM (R5yLq)

516 Breaking tonight at the AP: "Top Obama campaign donor accused of fraud" Another one?

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 05:06 PM (IhUxK)

517 "You're gonna try to get him pregnant?" If it keeps him in the kitchen? Absolutely!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:06 PM (R5yLq)

518 538 #529

Jane, I was thinking maybe it would help you're son if he knew just how much we appreciate him. Do you think maybe you could set up an email address where we could send him letters and you could forward them on to him? Would that help at all?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 09:05 PM (R5yLq)




Hon, when I'm sober tomorrow, I'll ask D'oh how to once again set something up where morons can send him a card or letter.


He's fortunate that we send not only to him, but his buddies, boxes of goodies.


Thank you, Hummingbird, and welcome to the Moron Nation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM48)

519 Love you too, Jane.



dang, something in my eye, dang

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:08 PM (P6QsQ)

520 @541 LOL. The 'ette version of 'make me a sammich'.

Posted by: Retread at April 01, 2012 05:09 PM (joSBv)

521 I have to go for the evening to get ready for the workweek ahead. I doff my chapeau to all of you. Keep up the fight! See you next time...same Bat time, same Bat station.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (IhUxK)

522 But since then, there's "Grandma's Boy", "Super Troopers", "Half Baked", the first "Harold and Kumar" (and maybe the third) ... if, hypothetically, I were to blaze one up, I could do better than Caddyshack

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 09:02 PM (QTHTd)


What about Role Models, a most AoSHQ Lifestyle-compliant movie?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (kt+R2)

523 Jane, you know I'm praying....hard....for D'oh boy and all of them.  I want them all home and out of that shithole. 

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (X6akg)

524 Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 09:06 PM (R5yLq)

Ain't gonna happen if all you do is stay on the computer like you both do, I'm just sayin'.  

I have never known a new couple to be so wrapped up in other people....y'all are online with us more than spending time together!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (SsG4J)

525 #543 Jane, if there is anything else we can do, anything at all, please just let us know. For whatever it is worth, I am proud to call myself a moron!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (R5yLq)

526 mama winger, I've been in tears since hearing about our son's friend dying by IED over there. 

Damn it. 

The "kid" was about 29 and married. 

Another friend may not make it.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:11 PM (UOM48)

527 #549 Well we sort of met that way. I spent most of that first night watching him blog. We were laughing and just having so much fun!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:11 PM (R5yLq)

528 For whatever it is worth, I am proud to call myself a moron!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 09:10 PM (R5yLq)


I bet two months ago you would never have thought you'd type those words, huh?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (X6akg)

529 #553 It seems strange to be saying it even now!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (R5yLq)

530 [i/548 Jane, you know I'm praying....hard....for D'oh boy and all of them. I want them all home and out of that shithole.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 09:10 PM (X6akg)[/i]




Thank you, sister.



I won't rest until I hear from him again (after nearly two weeks).



So fucking glad we're back from Vegas, and back in our own home.



Give your son a huge hug for me and an "embarrassing smooch on the chin" as well.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM48)

531 mama winger, I've been in tears since hearing about our son's friend dying by IED over there.




Sometimes Jane, really, I don't think I can bear it. When I hear about these young men and their families left behind. Sometimes it's as if my heart will burst with the pain of it all.  Sometimes it just is too heavy for me to carry.  Sometimes I can't do it.

That's when I go to God.  God understands.  God watched His son die for others.  God knows what a heart feels like when it breaks. 

That's how I know I can trust my own son in God's hands.  He's been there.  He knows.

So I tell God, "God, I can't watch my kid today.  I'm handing over to you."  This is the only way I can do it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:15 PM (P6QsQ)

532 39 minutes of RedLetterMedia-style hate against ME3's not-terribly-good ending: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlatxLP-xs

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 05:15 PM (QTHTd)

533 Sela Ward is another conservative woman.

In her prime, she was the hottest. Bar none.

I recently saw a rerun of the Frasier episode she was on. Bunkage galore.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (unTLN)

534 Well we sort of met that way. I spent most of that first night watching him blog. We were laughing and just having so much fun!

yea well, there are even funner things that folks often become interested in doing once they get to know one another, at least as far as I can remember when I was in my twenties, anyway!!!   (I don't think any blog on Earth could have fascinated me more than my new man, though I confess it's been a good while since then and my memory may be shaky, LOL!)

All I'm sayin' is, y'all need to step away from the mouse. You might like it!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:19 PM (SsG4J)

535
Sometimes Jane, really, I don't think I can bear it. When I hear about these young men and their families left behind. Sometimes it's as if my heart will burst with the pain of it all. Sometimes it just is too heavy for me to carry. Sometimes I can't do it.

That's when I go to God. God understands. God watched His son die for others. God knows what a heart feels like when it breaks.

That's how I know I can trust my own son in God's hands. He's been there. He knows.

So I tell God, "God, I can't watch my kid today. I'm handing over to you." This is the only way I can do it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 09:15 PM (P6QsQ)




Thank you, sweet mama.  Our boy has a very strong spiritual self.


He's seen stuff over there that his college pals can't imagine.

I keep talking to him and praying, that he doesn't let the horrors he sees change him.


That is my prayer every night and every morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:20 PM (UOM48)

536 As of this exact moment in time, Dove's Raspberry & Dark Chocolate Swirls is the best candy ever. I'll let you know if my opinion changes after I eat the whole bag.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2012 05:20 PM (GZitp)

537 You and me, mama. I've received e-mails from the boy
that chill me for his soul's sake. He's an Eagle Scout and youth leader
in our church. He's so full of anger and rage.

I'm trying to talk him down and remind him of the young man he was and is. Damn, it's killing me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 08:55 PM

Our prayers are with your hero, Jane.   Bring them home now.   When we have our Afghan "allies" shooting our heros in the head, it's time to admit to our Western hubris, which insisted that all peoples want, and can handle, self-determination.   Well, obviously these savages can't, and are therefore unworthy of the oceans of blood and treasure expended.

May we learn our lesson and never again go to war without clear goals and an exit strategy.  And fuck nation-building.  I hated it when Clinton did it in Bosnia, and I hated it here.  The purpose of the military is to break things and kill people, not act like the fucking Peace Corps.   I'm a fan of the "rubble don't make trouble" school of warfare.  Hit them so hard that it'll take years for them to regroup, and let them clean up their own fucking mess.  If they act up again, hit 'em harder

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 01, 2012 05:20 PM (AxHOT)

538 557 39 minutes of RedLetterMedia-style hate against ME3's not-terribly-good ending: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlatxLP-xs

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 09:15 PM (QTHTd)

 

Only 39 minutes?  He cut it short obviously.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (GULKT)

539 NYTIMES    -  THE biggest forum for sex trafficking of under-age girls in the United States appears to be a Web site called Backpage.com. This emporium for girls and women — some under age or forced into prostitution — is in turn owned by an opaque private company called Village Voice Media. Until now it has been unclear who the ultimate owners are. That mystery is solved. The owners turn out to include private equity financiers, including Goldman Sachs with a 16 percent stake.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (e8kgV)

540 I bet two months ago you would never have thought you'd type those words, huh?
Posted by: Tami

Truly, not the first thing to spring to one's mind as a thing to type!

The sign hung above the doorway of the meetup in Berkeley read: MORONS, HERE!

The other patrons looked...mildly taken aback. Especially since we were loud, proud, conservative, and a couple of the guys were wearing utilikilts. Or, skirts, if you prefer.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (mKMj1)

541 Wookie wore a hideous "duct tape" dress at the Nickelodeon Awards. Pic over at I Own The World.... http://tinyurl.com/c2wogaa

Posted by: Eeeek ! at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (ToiC9)

542 I keep talking to him and praying, that he doesn't let the horrors he sees change him.
That is my prayer every night and every morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 09:20 PM



I'll pray that too.  {{{Jane}}}

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (P6QsQ)

543 Working in the same clothes every week is a fringe benefit of the exceedingly casual dress code where I work.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (dBvlk)

544 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 01, 2012 09:15 PM (QTHTd)


Yeah, I wasn't enraged about it like some people around here were, but I was quite a bit disappointed.  I was probably more enraged by the second Metal Gear Solid Game, or maybe Knights of the Old Republic 2, which flat out didn't  have an ending because they rushed it out for Christmas.


Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (kt+R2)

545 My prayers are with all of our warriors AND their families.

I have several relatives serving. Lots of cousins and one uncle, possibly two, I am not sure if one of them has come back stateside yet.

I support their mission 100 percent. I will support their mission until it's done, and I will support it with every fiber of my being.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (SsG4J)

546 I'm really not ok with being anywhere and doing anything while having to be culturally sensitive. At all. Ever.

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (CMM9V)

547 Especially since we were loud, proud, conservative, and a couple of the guys were wearing utilikilts. Or, skirts, if you prefer.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 09:21 PM (mKMj1)


Pics?!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 05:24 PM (X6akg)

548 #567 I found this, I hope it helps at least a little. The soldier stood and faced his God Which must always come to pass... He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and Said,"No, Lord, I guess I ain't... Because those of us who carry guns Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays And at times my talk was tough, And sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. But, I never took a penny That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills got just too steep, And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear, And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here... They never wanted me around Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand, I never expected or had too much, But if you don't, I'll understand." There was a silence all around the throne Where the saints had often trod... As the soldier waited quietly, For the judgment of his God, "Step forward now you soldier, Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in Hell."

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 05:24 PM (R5yLq)

549 Mamma and Jane, God Bless you both. Crying here. My heart breaks for the burdens of the loved ones who sit and wait.
Stay strong, your men will need you. Thanks for serving.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 01, 2012 05:25 PM (2Gb0y)

550 That made me cry, Hummingbird.  In a good way.  Thank you.

Posted by: mama winger at April 01, 2012 05:26 PM (P6QsQ)

551 Thank you, Hummingbird. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:27 PM (UOM48)

552 ONT's up

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (w407e)

553

Jane, I was talking to two Vietnam vets who saw a lot of action. In fact one has no legs and only one ear drum. They were both young while they were there. They are probably two of the best men I have ever known. I was telling them about how my brother came back with his psyche so wounded that he never recovered and spent the next 30 odd years drinking himself to death among other things. I asked them how they were different. They asked if he had a faith life......I had to say "no".

 

I pray for our men and I'll pray for yours but I think him praying will do the most good.

{{{{marine mom}}}

Posted by: dagny loved andrew at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (CMM9V)

554 Oh, great...the first lady dresses like a hooker.

Posted by: mike at April 01, 2012 05:33 PM (s6QDI)

555 I see Chevy subscribes to my newsletter, "Winning!"

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 01, 2012 06:08 PM (Ex9on)

556 Spent the day at the National Zoo.  They've got an Orangutan overhead cableway called the O-line.  2 semi-parallel ropes strung between ~8 towers >50 feet overhead between 2 bldgs.  That long armed, thumb toed ape just brachiates right over your head.  And a cheetah the size of a German Shepard.

Lots of work so no giraffe, rhino, hippo.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (wwFlb)

557 #78

I've long thought some of the plugs were installed upside down but still growing. Someday they'll do an autopsy and find his skull full of multi-foot long hairs.

Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 06:13 PM (kcfmt)

558 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (7W3wI)

559 Sign my Check...?


It was that awful talk show where Chase really bottomed out. He had spent a lot of time making fun of others doing that job and then discovered it was really hard work and required you to be genuinely likable. Craig Ferguson is no angel but he knows how to be friendly and engaging. Which was a surprise even to himself.

Spy Magazine long ago printed a story about the way William Goldman supposedly walk off of rewrites with Chase on 'Memoirs of an Invisible Man.' The quote was, "Chevy, I'm too old and too rich to put up with this shit."

Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 06:22 PM (kcfmt)

560 also confirmed:

Tits

Bacon

=

good things

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 07:08 PM (PWwbk)

561 If Hollywood ever made a movie about Al Gore, the only person who is a big enough prick to fill those shoes would be Chevy Chase. 

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2012 07:42 PM (KWdVT)

562 Interesting that the worst element of an otherwise entertaining show is copping such an attitude. But then again, as the original SNL crowd have said, Chase was always an egotistical jackass. Also sounds like Chase is the quintessential Hollywood type - a little thin-skinned twerp that can dish it out, but can't take it.

Posted by: SpideyTerry at April 01, 2012 07:44 PM (MHYsQ)

563

Filling a familiar role, I'll jump in just before the lace wigs on this one and mull whether CC's grandfather passed on some traits.  Miles Browning , Adm. Halsey's chief of staff at the time of Midway (Halsey of course was in the hospital with dermatitis but Browning went along with Adm. Spruance, Halsey's replacement).  Browning was apparently over-bearing and volatile (managed to find time to bone another officer's wife during the still-interesting early years of WWII), and never really produced much, even though the Halsey connection kept in the mix through the end of the war, including command of the second Hornet.  His only daughter was CC's mother.

 

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2012 08:41 PM (ESC13)

564 This is funny... Chevy Chase thinks acting is 'teaching' us rubes about .... well how ironic it is to be acting out a scene as someone else, when everyone knows its him doing it, or something.. nevermind

Chevy Chase is the male equivalent of the wannabe actress/whatever that will buy the "I'm a photographer with xyz, and we're doing nudes for an upcoming project! You want to be in it?"  and the chick responds with something pretentious like "well, yes!  I want to contribute to the ART of nude photography"

(because I secretly think that if I do this, I will be re-incarnated by people in the future because I was such an interesting person... and stuff.)

 

Posted by: What a Jerk at April 01, 2012 09:05 PM (u4/vX)

565 Just to be clear, Community is the best show on TV.  Regardless of what a jerk Chevy is, or whether he is on the show next year (assuming it gets renewed), everyone should watch it. 

Posted by: Michael at April 02, 2012 01:07 AM (qF8ks)

566 The words the NY Daily News chooses to bleep are pretty bizarre:

“I don’t get talked to like that by anyone. Certainly not in front of my wife and daughter you goddamn a—,” Chase ranted in a clip leaked online. “I’ve got nothing to say to you, except you can s— my c—. Is that clear?"
Suck = redacted, but gd is okay? What planet is this censor from?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 02, 2012 05:13 AM (F60dg)

567 Dick bag? Is that a contraceptive? Is it free? If not, why not?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 02, 2012 09:18 AM (XPlSt)

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