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August 29, 2012

Convention Bounce? Reuters Finds 7-point Shift...
— CAC

Down from a seven point lead for the President in the last poll.
Of note: this is a likely voter poll versus the registered voter sampling most firms had been using for much of the summer (Reuter's 49-42 Obama lead was amongst 1000 registered voters). I think we are seeing the switchover now from RV to LV which will cause a shift in any existing "leads" for the President. Don't be surprised if analysts attribute the "bounce" to this shift in sampling, but at least we are getting a clearer picture of the race from more and more companies now.

Let's see what else shakes out this week.

Posted by: CAC at 02:37 PM | Comments (325)
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Saying Obama is black

Posted by: Racial Dog Whistle #124 at August 29, 2012 02:40 PM (F6KtL)

2 Obama 43? Jesus there are a lot of fucking stupid racist adsholes.

Posted by: Truman North, iPhone buffoon at August 29, 2012 02:40 PM (I2LwF)

3 Looks like the Mooch aint gettin paid this week!

Posted by: Killerdog at August 29, 2012 02:40 PM (XxrWC)

4 Let's see what else shakes out this week.
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Ooops. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at August 29, 2012 02:41 PM (84pE9)

5 America is becoming a land of deep racial hatred, by about 3.5 percentage points a day.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 29, 2012 02:43 PM (QKKT0)

Any chart showing a sudden boost of 7 is a HAPPY CHART TO SEE.

Optics, baby!

Posted by: reason at August 29, 2012 02:43 PM (l2max)

7 If you're a sitting President and you can't do better than 43% now? Ain't getttin' any better.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at August 29, 2012 02:43 PM (zp/QL)

8 Shakin' And Bacon!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at August 29, 2012 02:44 PM (nw0Vt)

9 Coming from al-Reuters, Barky's in a world of hurt.

Posted by: eureka! at August 29, 2012 02:44 PM (1qHOu)

10 It's just the dead black cat bounce!

Posted by: probably not david chalian at August 29, 2012 02:45 PM (vDl/w)

11 Let's just not start slopping each others' hogs just yet gentlemen.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at August 29, 2012 02:46 PM (QKKT0)

12 Reuters. You KNOW exactly what the R really stands for, of course.

Posted by: Lawrence O Donnell at August 29, 2012 02:46 PM (v1uZf)

13 I call BS on this. Or maybe BS on all polling. What were the ratings for last night?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at August 29, 2012 02:46 PM (7SkSw)

14 Al-Reuters......

never heard of 'em

//Chaz Gibson esq

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 02:47 PM (LRFds)

15 Well considering the poll likely oversamples Democrats by 12 points that's not bad.

Posted by: mitchellvii at August 29, 2012 02:48 PM (hlUJY)

16 You heard it hear first

Obama will get no bounce from the DNC convention.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 02:48 PM (ovpNn)

17 I wouldn't be surprised if Dick Morris actually has it right that Romney will end up on top comfortably after both conventions, but the fact that he thinks so makes me less confident in the prediction.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2012 02:49 PM (r4wIV)

18 I'm worried that tonight's David Duke speech could backfire on Romney.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 29, 2012 02:49 PM (+lsX1)

19 17 CT,

Morris gets in trouble when he gets too cute. I don't think he is predicting I think he is reading baseline data and not playing games with sample leveraging. "We'll see"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 02:50 PM (LRFds)

20 Fasten yer seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride...

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2012 02:50 PM (jm/9g)

21 Better link: http://tinyurl.com/9q7lzmz

Posted by: AmishDude at August 29, 2012 02:51 PM (T0NGe)

22 What really pisses me off is articles that report on polls.

Give me a goddamn table. I can figure out a matrix, I can't parse your turgid prose.

Why do they always report numbers in this stupid way?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 29, 2012 02:52 PM (T0NGe)

23 Mitt Romney will breast feed the kids.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 29, 2012 02:52 PM (fLk7W)

24 22 AD,

because if we had the grid and a sample marker we could reverse engineer their games in 15 minutes...?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 02:53 PM (LRFds)

25 Gasparino was just on FBN talking about Romney's internal polls taken before the convention. The Romney camp had a big meeting of fundraisers and gave them the poll numbers. Take away was he's gaining ground in swing states and he specifically said their number show Mitt only down 7 points....in Connecticut.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2012 02:53 PM (X6akg)

26 Mitt thinks polls are demeaning to the fairer sex.

Posted by: bosk at August 29, 2012 02:53 PM (n2K+4)

All polls for public consumtion are pure bullshit.

Posted by: Truman North at August 29, 2012 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

28 Breaking: MSNBC reporting Paul Ryan to perform speech tonight in "virtual blackface."

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 29, 2012 02:55 PM (+lsX1)

29 27 TN,

Unless you the consumer have to pay to see the internals I agree.

Rasmussen makes his coin that way.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 02:55 PM (LRFds)

30 The only poll that matters is the one on November 7 that the country shoves up Obama's ass.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 02:56 PM (ovpNn)

31 this print is black. dog whistle

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 02:56 PM (Dnbau)

32 Mitt's favorite flower is blue periwinkle because it reminds him of your eyes.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 02:56 PM (QKKT0)

Haven't seen much of the convention yet considering that my POS Dish "Hopper" box can't be relied on to do anything right. My view of the convention consists of 4 separate recordings, each about 18 seconds long of the first 2 minutes, and a final recording of the last 20 minutes.

In short - don't get one of the new Dish pieces of shit till they fix the bugs.

Posted by: Ayn Stein at August 29, 2012 02:57 PM (kzFo5)

"Polls" for public consumption are just fancy opinion pieces.

Posted by: Truman North at August 29, 2012 02:57 PM (I2LwF)

What's this shit?

Maps, or GTFO.

Posted by: fluffy at August 29, 2012 02:57 PM (4pSIn)

36 Sex is fine, but Mitt usually prefers just to sit and listen.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 02:57 PM (QKKT0)

Just wait until all of Mitt's fundraising cash comes crashing down on Obama this fall. Something tells me "Obama Cares!" just isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: dorian taupe at August 29, 2012 02:58 PM (IfM3l)

38 Mitt wants to know what your top ten favorite movies are and doesn't interrupt with-- "Wanna know mine!" after you've only named one. (ya--it's personal stow it.)

Posted by: tasker at August 29, 2012 02:58 PM (r2PLg)

39 FORE MORE YEARS

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 02:58 PM (ovpNn)

40 Mitt just adores you mother.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (QKKT0)

41 Gallup poll says 1/3 of Republicans think Romney/Ryan loses! Losers!!!

Posted by: Reality Strip Checkers at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (/YJYi)

42 If Obama is at 43% support in a Reuters poll before Romney has even given his Convention speech, he's toast.

Remember, President's almost always get the their approval rating on Election Day, and Obama is underwater in nearly every single swing state (and even in many blue states)

Every single state Bush was under 50% support in 2004, he lost.

Posted by: Jalopy at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (0kf1G)

43 "Ryan: 'After Four Years of Getting the Run-Around, America Needs a Turnaround'" http://bit.ly/NxI5Om

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (YjDyJ)

44 I do not trust any polls this cycle. The "models" used are unbelievably complex and contrived.

The idiots over at Daily Kos had a PPP poll showing Obama up by 9 the other day.. but the internals were so fucked up they could not explain them when confronted with the discrepancy between the reported numbers and the raw numbers. They were totally fucked and all they could say was "if you think we are lying, then there's nothing we can say". They didn't even try to explain them.

This is Pravda, Communist Central Committee level propaganda for the Commie-In-Chief. The news media, in toto, has jumped the fucking shark. I feel like we are at war, in a very real sense,for our way of life.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (UTq/I)

45 37
Just wait until all of Mitt's fundraising cash comes crashing down on Obama this fall. Something tells me "Obama Cares!" just isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: dorian taupe at August 29, 2012 06:58 PM (IfM3l)

I hope they invest a hella lot in the ground game and getting people to the polls.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (ovpNn)

46 Mitt will watch girlie movies with you-and not refer to them as- "clam bakes".

Posted by: tasker at August 29, 2012 02:59 PM (r2PLg)

47 Mitt will not fart while lifting his leg in the air and shaking it.

Posted by: tasker at August 29, 2012 03:00 PM (r2PLg)

48 OT.. but don't ever plant a prickly pear cactus in your garden, no matter how cool you think it would be to have one in the midwest. Just don't do it. Fucking thing.. the little hairlike thorns went THRU my gardening gloves and now I am picking the damn things out of my right hand. They are so thin you can barely see them but they irritate the hell out of you. Arrghh!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:01 PM (UljOc)

49 Comparing a crap poll to a slightly less crap poll does not a bounce make. You know what bounces? And, do you know why we are so deprived of the bouncy goodness? no, I don't know either. Just say, "YES," to Stripper Poll Graphics.

Posted by: CAC ATTACK at August 29, 2012 03:01 PM (mxnUd)

50 Yeah Romney is sitting on a mountain of cash, to whatever extent spending wins you a campaign, he has a notable advantage.
I still say that the cultural mood and the trend of a society wins national elections though. The winner is almost preordained, the candidates just go through the motions. If you don't have a Howard Dean style scream or macaca moment in your campaign, you will make it if the culture is headed that way. All the rest is just theater.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2012 03:01 PM (r4wIV)

51 So RV vs. LV?

And what's the skew between Rs and Ds?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 29, 2012 03:01 PM (O7zHW)

52 "clam bakes". lol Imma gonna use that one at home.

Posted by: bosk at August 29, 2012 03:01 PM (n2K+4)

Was at the gas station here in Central Calif, filling up the car... when a guy pulled up at the next pump in an old pickup, with 5 different Obama stickers on it....

I looked at him, and said "Gas is $4.04 a gallon... I think you're going to need more stickers..." he looked perplexed for a few seconds, then turned away mad....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (lZBBB)

54 Ok, this color guard is gonna make me cry.

Posted by: Mandy P., long time lurker at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (qFpRI)

55 You'd think a guy that could throw out 5 boys in a row would be adored by the Chinese.

Posted by: Ayn Stein at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (kzFo5)

56 And either a bad linky or Reuter just sent the article down the memory hole.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (O7zHW)

57 40 Mitt just adores you mother.

Better yet; your Mother ADORES him.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (Vh0f5)

The pollsters have to start using proper polling methods soon or they will look stupid in November. The pollsters with a shred of professional ethics that is.

I'm not that excited about a Romney convention bounce, such things usually fade quickly. I'm interested to see how the increased spending after the convention affects the race during Sept. If Romney moves out front, the desperation from the left will be fun to watch in October.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2012 03:02 PM (1Y+hH)

59 OMG those shorts on that fat guy are not a flattering look

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (ovpNn)

60 52 "clam bakes". lol Imma gonna use that one at home. Posted by: bosk at August 29, 2012 07:01 PM (n2K+4) _____________ Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tasker at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (r2PLg)

61 jeremiah.. I told my mom the other day or organize the seniors at her apartment complex and ones that needed a ride on election day I will gladly take to the polls. I will gladly give up a days pay to do it if it means getting rid of SCOAMF.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (UljOc)

62 And your Father likes him too.

Posted by: Jcw46 at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (Vh0f5)

63 LETS GO ACE YOU SLACKER! CONVENTION THREAD 1 NOW!!!!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (ovpNn)

Was at the gas station here in Central Calif, filling up the car... when a guy pulled up at the next pump in an old pickup, with 5 different Obama stickers on it....

I looked at him, and said "Gas is $4.04 a gallon... I think you're going to need more stickers..." he looked perplexed for a few seconds, then turned away mad....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2012 07:02 PM (lZBBB)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 29, 2012 03:03 PM (nTgAI)

When you pull Mitt's finger, nothing happens.

Nothing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:04 PM (d0Tfm)

66 lol Romeo!!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:04 PM (UljOc)

67 62 jeremiah.. I told my mom the other day or organize the seniors at her apartment complex and ones that needed a ride on election day I will gladly take to the polls. I will gladly give up a days pay to do it if it means getting rid of SCOAMF.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 07:03 PM (UljOc)

We all need to do that.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:04 PM (ovpNn)

LOL....Reuters?? Are you kidding...7 points must be more like 10-13 for Romney...Reuters is about as far left as you go!! 43 percent...well that matches Gallup's 43 percent approval of the Marxist. President's rarely if ever get 1-2 points above their approval ratings!! The fact is We all know the Marxist....undecideds do not exist for the President and that is a MASSIVE problem for him! That narrative is a MSM dream...that there are still people undecided....where MSM on Pluto??? Obama has nothing to offer his campaign of hate is a disgrace!

And I am looking so forward to now that Mitt is the official nominee he can unleash that over 200 million on the Marxist and more from the super PACS...oh he is going to get exactly what he deserves!! Game up Marxist!

Posted by: bluerose75 at August 29, 2012 03:04 PM (HDcKc)

69 Reince laid off the bourbon today. He sounded sober as a heartattack

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:05 PM (ovpNn)

70 Oh shit, terrorist on stage!

Posted by: MSNBC at August 29, 2012 03:05 PM (/YJYi)

71 Mitt doesn't find those really skinny women attractive at all.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:05 PM (QKKT0)

72 53
He's gunna need a smaller truck...

Posted by: Brody at August 29, 2012 03:05 PM (v1uZf)

73 Reince laid off the bourbon today. He sounded sober as a heartattack

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 07:05 PM (ovpNn)

Nikki Haley looked a little intoxicated last night... in a good way

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 29, 2012 03:05 PM (nTgAI)

74 The poll is RV, but data on skew. It does say that Obama leads in likeability 50% to 29%, but favorable rating is 51% to 50%.

WTF?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 29, 2012 03:06 PM (O7zHW)

75 WHAT THE HECK?

THEY GOT A SIHK AT THE CONVENTION!

THOSE RACISTS!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:07 PM (ovpNn)

76 I'm more interesting to see if Barky get a bounce- because I'm guessing that acceptance speech will be all kinds of awesome with a selfless, unified message for America.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:07 PM (AoZ+q)

77 Ooohhh nice touch RNC. Nice. and jeremiah.. yes, we all should do even just a small thing like that on election day. It could make the difference.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:07 PM (UljOc)

78 He is wearing a WHITE turban.

If that's not racist i dont know what is.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:07 PM (ovpNn)

79 wow..that color guard

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:08 PM (Dnbau)

80 Mitt Romney never gets tired of hearing about your best friend's marital problems.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:08 PM (HzhBE)

81 77 I'm more interesting to see if Barky get a bounce- because I'm guessing that acceptance speech will be all kinds of awesome with a selfless, unified message for America.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 07:07 PM (AoZ+q)

Barky will get a bounce all right....bounce right out of the white house.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:08 PM (ovpNn)

RV = Registered Voters

LV = Likely Voters

The difference, I think, is enthusiasm. Not all RV's vote, as evicenced by turnout.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:08 PM (d0Tfm)

83 We got an Oompa Loompa color guard? Awesome. What a diverse party we have.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (mxnUd)

84 It's hard to type with 3 highballs in one's system.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (AoZ+q)

85 Mitt Romney has no problem admitting he's lost and asking for directions.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (HzhBE)

86 dude, they all had at least one leg blown off.

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (Dnbau)

87 78 Ooohhh nice touch RNC. Nice. and jeremiah.. yes, we all should do even just a small thing like that on election day. It could make the difference.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 07:07 PM (UljOc)

Voting LUnch Parties.

Get 3-5 of your republican friends, carpool to the voting booths and do lunch after.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (ovpNn)

88 Mitt kisses boo boos from cacti and makes it all better.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (gwWRQ)

89 Breaking: MSNBC reporting secret RNC speaker to be comedian Michael Richards.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 29, 2012 03:09 PM (+lsX1)

90 That's pretty gracious for a cooky old codger.

Posted by: Adam at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (/YJYi)

Sometimes it's hard to enjoy breakfast in bed, what with the sound of Mitt vacuuming the stairs.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (P8DAN)

92 Things were a little bit tense when the turban guy reached into his jacket and retrived the speech.

Posted by: Ayn Stein at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (kzFo5)

93 What the &/$:$;;!;$:/ is Luap Nor doing on my TV screen.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (EhUTA)

94 Breaking: MSNBC reporting secret RNC speaker to be comedian Michael Richards.

Ted Danson in blackface was unavailable?

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (QKKT0)

95 I'm just hoping whatever lessons learned from the Wisconsin Wars can be applied this fall. That just didn't happen by chance.

Posted by: dorian taupe at August 29, 2012 03:10 PM (IfM3l)

96 88 dude, they all had at least one leg blown off.

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 07:09 PM (Dnbau)

I didnt even notice. Thats what i call rising to the challange...when not only do you not live like you have a disability, your actions dont let others even notice.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:11 PM (ovpNn)

97 It's hard to type with 3 highballs in one's system. Try it with three 8-ballz .....

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at August 29, 2012 03:11 PM (lo/S5)

98 85 We got an Oompa Loompa color guard? Awesome. What a diverse party we have.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 29, 2012 07:09 PM (mxnUd)

No respect, huh?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 29, 2012 03:11 PM (BVkEs)

99 Paul is right about fiscal matters. Everything else, nuttier than a fruit cake.

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:11 PM (Dnbau)

100

It seems like the Idiot has been in office for 10 years, not almost 4.

But, we are getting there. Just think:

1.September

2. October

3. WIN!

And FU just in case, pixy.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (1Y+hH)

101 Mitt always reaches over and holds your hand while he's driving.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (HzhBE)

102 Great idea jeremiah! If I throw in a cheap lunch at the local Micky D's or Toxic Hell.. I may get more seniors to get out and vote. Most of these people don't have much money (mom included). I'll happily spring for lunch. Plus Toxic Hell gives free small drinks to seniors. Of which I am one now lol! 55 and over baby!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (UljOc)

103 Scott Brown's daughter just sang the national anthem and knocked it out of the park. Great voice and sang it without a bunch of vocal gymnastics.

Posted by: teej at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (M7Cfv)

104 I'm just throwing out there as a possibility that the mystery speaker is Katt Williams.

Posted by: Adam at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (/YJYi)

105 >>>76 WHAT THE HECK? THEY GOT A SIHK AT THE CONVENTION! Romney/Kali Ma 2012

Posted by: El Kabong at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (4c4Bg)

106 91 Breaking: MSNBC reporting secret RNC speaker to be comedian Michael Richards.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 29, 2012 07:09 PM (+lsX1)

What the hell are you talking about, its going to be Hologram Hitler.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (ovpNn)

107

It's hard to type with 3 highballs in one's system.

Evicently, three Guinnii don't help much either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (d0Tfm)

108 Oh Christ.. here comes the Turtle.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (UljOc)

109 There's a Sikh that works at the local Walmart in town. He has a magnificent moustache and a very nice turban. He's terribly serious but does good work and he's wonderful with older people, I can just see him open up. My mom loves him. I have no bad thoughts about Sikhs at all, but I guess sometimes they've been problems in the past in India.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2012 03:12 PM (r4wIV)

110 Condi is gonna talk.
Those RACISTS!!!1!!11

Posted by: some guy at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (v1uZf)

111 Still having an echo problem in the hall.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (zrpqj)

112 Mitt Romney will get the Christmas lights to look evenly spaced in the bushes, without resorting to net-lights.

Posted by: reason at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (V40IZ)

113 Mitt will always give the noisy kids in the movie theater a stern talking to, but he will never use profanity--not in your presence, at least.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (HzhBE)

114 I thought they looked a little heavy, and then I saw the legs. These guys have stones. Can't joke about that.

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (Dnbau)

115 See, if we had a Sripper Poll Graphic, we wouldn't have to watch Bitch McDonald.

Posted by: Stripper Poll Graphic Liberation Front at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (mxnUd)

116 So Ron Paul isn't endorsing Romney but he gets a speaking spot at the convention that will nominate Romney?

I confooosed.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2012 03:13 PM (X6akg)

117 105 It's a beautiful song when you just sing it. No vocal theatrics, no changes. Just sing it. She did a very nice job.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (EhUTA)

118 Paul is right about fiscal matters. Everything else, nuttier than a fruit cake.

Ed Gein had some real taxidermy talent.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (QKKT0)

119 In Kentucky they call him "No Lips" McConnel

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (uVuwp)

120 >>>Let's see what else shakes out this week. Seriously, a gif of a jiggly Ms. Kate Upton should have followed this sentence.

Posted by: Redd at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (w062R)

121 Mitt always takes the lead in sending out thank you cards.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (HzhBE)

122 Fuck Ron Paul

He is an asshole.

His supporters are nutjobs.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:14 PM (ovpNn)

123 I didn't know Mitch McConnell likes Rush. "Tom Sawyer" is one of my faves, too, Mitch!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 29, 2012 03:15 PM (d6TfZ)

124 Mitt is the kind of guy that will diet with you.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:15 PM (P8DAN)

125 I agree Big T.. it is a beautiful song and done right, can still bring me to tears.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:15 PM (UljOc)

126 Mitt doesn't want an expensive gift for his birthday. Buy yourself something nice instead.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:15 PM (QKKT0)

127 #120 No. It's Chuck Testa

Posted by: Schmoyoho at August 29, 2012 03:15 PM (mxnUd)

128 Must have been on break from Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: Biden baby at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (gwWRQ)

129 Mitch McConnel,

Please speak quickly and get the fuck off the stage.

We need people to wake up the country not put them to sleep.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (ovpNn)

130 Ras has teh SCOAMF's favoribility at 43%, disapprove at 48%. Link on Drudge, I think.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (d0Tfm)

131 We don't need ObamaCare... Ann Romney will kiss your booboos

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (zEPqG)

132 What time is Paul Ryan on? I still need to finish up the garden.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (UljOc)

133 Mitch McConnell--a verbal tranquilizer attack.

Zzzzzzzzzz. Snort. Zzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (imtbm)

134

I want the secret speaker to be Clint in his serape.

"The heart, Barack, always go for the heart."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (1Y+hH)

135 McConnel might be good herding cats in the senate, but he can;t orate worth a shit

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:16 PM (zXLtf)

136 Ok got to hit the UPS store and the Grocery Store.

Got to get some cheese for tonights speech.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 29, 2012 03:17 PM (ovpNn)

137 Mitt never argues when you make your automobile buying decision based upon which car is cutest.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:17 PM (HzhBE)

138 Oh fuck. The joke died a horrible death.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:17 PM (UljOc)

139 Mitch McConnell could put a meth addict to sleep

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:17 PM (zEPqG)

140 120 No. It's Chuck Testa

Posted by: Schmoyoho at August 29, 2012 07:15 PM (mxnUd)

Funny thing. I actually know Chuck Testa

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 29, 2012 03:17 PM (nTgAI)

141 Chinless Mitch McConnell

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (O7zHW)

142 Mitt thinks having a weekly "date night" is a wonderful idea.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (HzhBE)

143 Mitch McConnell is absolutely dreadful and I'm guessing it's not because he doesn't want to upstage Ryan.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (AoZ+q)

144 It's a beautiful song when you just sing it. No vocal theatrics, no changes. Just sing it. She did a very nice job.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 07:14 PM (EhUTA)

When I lived in Singapore and my kids went to the Singapore American School, there was a high school girl there that sang the national anthem before every sporting event....no music...she was fantastic. There wasn't a dry eye in the house when she finished. And we had a lot of sporting events!

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (X6akg)

145 >>>138 Ok got to hit the UPS store and the Grocery Store. Got to get some cheese for tonights speech. Better hurry. You don't want to miss Ryan's 12 virgin sacrifice to Baal.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (4c4Bg)

146 136 McConnel might be good herding cats in the senate, but he can;t orate worth a shit Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 07:16 PM (zXLtf) Shut up and listen to him read you co-opted Tea Party SOB.

Posted by: Establishment GOP, Inc. at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (QITcm)

147 Boy, Mitch McConnell is not too electrifying. His speechwriter sucks too.

Posted by: eureka! at August 29, 2012 03:18 PM (1qHOu)

148 Jeeze! Fox News is really exasperating the echo problem with thier audio mix. Sounds much better on PBS.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (zrpqj)

149 Of course Mitt will hold your purse while you try that on.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (P8DAN)

150 I like Turtles

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (nTgAI)

151 Mitt loves romantic comedies.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (HzhBE)

152 Mitch McConnell makes me want to be productive... makes me want to find something else to do around the house.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (zEPqG)

153 All this talk about a "bounce" is really just to make people think about Obama dribbling a basketball. It's all a racist plot.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (vjyZP)

154 At least McConnell is saying Obama's name and throwing him specifically under the bus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (lTVJy)

155 #142 Is it true he can stuff and mount a beaver?

Posted by: Zombie Daniel Boone at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (mxnUd)

156 Mitch McConnell makes me want to go mow my neighbor's lawn

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (zEPqG)

157 Mitt Romney will never forget your favorite flavor of wine cooler.

Posted by: reason at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (V40IZ)

158 Mitt thinks it's darling the way you knock over the garbage cans every time you try to park the car.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:19 PM (QKKT0)

159 Can't decide between the black shoes and the red ones? Mitt thinks you should just get them both.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (P8DAN)

160 Mitt always gives a thoughtful appraisal when you ask him to compare which of five different shoes go best with your outfit.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (HzhBE)

161 Mitt Romney will kill your puppy while his magic underwear give you cancer that will cause you to die 26 days later, bitches.

Posted by: David Axlerod at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (/YJYi)

162 134 What time is Paul Ryan on? I still need to finish up the garden.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 07:16 PM (UljOc)

He's last jewells so sometime after 10 pm ET.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (X6akg)

163 Mitt kisses boo boos from cacti and makes it all better.
Romney goes down on pricks!!!

Posted by: msnbc breaking news at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (vDl/w)

164 I don't think the speech is that bad. It just needs more punch in delivery and he needs to speak faster.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (lTVJy)

165 136 McConnel might be good herding cats in the senate, but he can;t orate worth a shit

Shut up and listen to him read you co-opted Tea Party SOB.

Posted by: Establishment GOP, Inc. at August 29, 2012 07:18 PM (QITcm)

Its brutal. Id rather go to the dentist. He should have spoken at 3 AM

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (zXLtf)

166 Mitch McConnell makes me want to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (zEPqG)

167 Cripes. Someone give him the hook!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (QITcm)

168 Mitt Ryan? Mitch, hit the bar and try it again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:20 PM (d0Tfm)

169 Mitch McConnell makes me want to go dig myself a grave

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:21 PM (zEPqG)

170 Did you know, there were people in Kentucky who actually voted for McConnell?

Yeah, I can't believe it, either.

Wow, this is bad.

Posted by: Iroquois Confederation at August 29, 2012 03:21 PM (smvTK)

171 Mitch McConnell is electrifying!!!!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:21 PM (EhUTA)

172 Damn sock.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:21 PM (smvTK)

173 Quick... people are sleeping... queue the rock music

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (zEPqG)

174 163 Mitt Romney will kill your puppy while his magic underwear give you cancer that will cause you to die 26 days later, bitches. Posted by: David Axlerod at August 29, 2012 07:20 PM (/YJYi) I'd actually pay to see that.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (QITcm)

175

Mitt Romney got your oil changed last weekend? Didn't notice? That's OK. Mitt Romney didn't do it for the attention.

Posted by: reason at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (V40IZ)

176 Oh fuck. The joke died a horrible death.
Tell me about it.

Posted by: probably not david chalian at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (vDl/w)

177 Jack Blades? Where are the Voters?!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (mxnUd)

178 This crap makes me wish Anthrax was playing.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (zEPqG)

179

Mitt loves football, but not more than quality time.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (HzhBE)

180 McConnell, followed by an embarrassing, leather-clad, ancient hair-band member, reliving concerts he probably can't remember.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:22 PM (smvTK)

181 Did you know, there were people in Kentucky who actually voted for McConnell? The substance of his speech was solid he is just clearly better suited for parliamentary type stuff and not giving national speeches. It's not something just anybody can do.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at August 29, 2012 03:23 PM (Edgqm)

182 I hate old rockers. Hell, I hate young rockers, too.

Posted by: Redd at August 29, 2012 03:23 PM (w062R)

183 So, which station is everyone watching?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 29, 2012 03:23 PM (CaRMU)

184 Not bad for a poll taken at a democratic campaign headquarters.

Posted by: sTevo at August 29, 2012 03:23 PM (VMcEw)

185 If Mitt can give people cancer... does that mean he can cure cancer too?

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:23 PM (zEPqG)

186 Mitt thinks your ass looks great in those pants.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (QKKT0)

187 Man, you guys are harsh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (lTVJy)

188 I for one can't wait until 9:40 PM, who else is with me?

Posted by: Adam at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (/YJYi)

189

McConnell, followed by an embarrassing, leather-clad, ancient hair-band member, reliving concerts he probably can't remember.

Bitch McConnell has never attended a concert.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (d0Tfm)

190 Isn't the guitarist that guy from SNL? When it was not terrible?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (mxnUd)

191 185 CSPAN is your friend. They have full coverage.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (EhUTA)

192 Come on! We need some Kate Upton jigglies to see what will fall out.

Posted by: Redd at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (w062R)

193 C-SPAN, then pop over to the CNN's, PMSNBC's and networks to see what female / minority Republican(s) they decide not to air.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (zEPqG)

194 Mitt needs to take whoever organized this night so far out into a field and tell him/her that he/she needs to find a snipe.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:24 PM (smvTK)

195

Mitt understands that you didn't break the framed and autographed KISS mirror he's had since 1978 on purpose. Mistakes happen. And besides, he's a grownup now.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (HzhBE)

196 And was this bounce was without him even speaking at the convention yet?

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (FcR7P)

197 Thanks Tami!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (UljOc)

198 Nothing like meaty off-key riffs to liven up the stodgy whitebread audience.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (RuVpG)

199 If Mitt can give people cancer... does that mean he can cure cancer too?

Why do you think he wears me?

Posted by: Brother Mitt's Magic Underwear at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (O7zHW)

200 Your back must be killing you. Mitt will carry your purse for a while.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (QKKT0)

201 Freaking dry cod, howdy doodie looking McConnell. IF we win back the senate, he needs to go as leader.

Posted by: Havedash at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (ToMJU)

202 Mitt gets up at 3:30 every morning to pre-moisten those towlettes they give away at BBQ joints.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (P8DAN)

203

Isn't the guitarist that guy from SNL? When it was not terrible?

G. E. Smith?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2012 03:25 PM (d0Tfm)

204

Ohio debt clock under Kasich seems to be broken. Its going backwards:

http://scoamf.us/yU

Posted by: Ayn Stein at August 29, 2012 03:26 PM (kzFo5)

205 #200 lool... to think, there are people probably in the crowd thining... "I gotta pick this album up before we leave tonight!"

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:26 PM (zEPqG)

206 Great Segway?!

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:26 PM (EhUTA)

207 Mitt gave me cancer. In the ass!

Posted by: Scott Teneman at August 29, 2012 03:26 PM (mxnUd)

208 Mitt will go to seedy raves to help locate your missing daughter. Oh. Wait.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:27 PM (gwWRQ)

209 Mitt will come to your house and heat up your shaving cream so it's nice and warm for you when you wake up in the morning.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:27 PM (zEPqG)

210 Of course Mitt doesn't want strippers at his bachelor party. A round of golf with the boys followed by a nice cookout is enough. And he'd like you to be there for the cookout if you're not busy.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:27 PM (HzhBE)

211 Fuck Obama! ... with the dry, barbed cock of Satan

Posted by: Boomer Redneque would hit that at August 29, 2012 03:27 PM (eQnzo)

212 Mitt just adores your best friend. But only in a brotherly way.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:28 PM (QKKT0)

213 Mitt Romney will personally travel back in time and save Abraham Lincoln from assassination. Then he'll give him cancer, because he's just a dick like that.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 29, 2012 03:28 PM (4c4Bg)

214 Mitt gives his inheritance to charity. Oh. I suck at this.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:28 PM (gwWRQ)

215 172 Did you know, there were people in Kentucky who actually voted for McConnell? Yeah, I can't believe it, either. Wow, this is bad. Posted by: Iroquois Confederation at August 29, 2012 07:21 PM (smvTK) Well, he safed Ft. Knox when all those Military Installations were on the line and had it upgraded to a first rate training post, including the urban fighting center

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (uVuwp)

216 206 Ohio debt clock under Kasich seems to be broken. Its going backwards: http://scoamf.us/yU Posted by: Ayn Stein at August 29, 2012 07:26 PM (kzFo5) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Darth Soros at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (QITcm)

217 Here's what I want to know. Why in GOD's name has Ubama not stopped that hurricane from hitting NOLA? Did he miss that briefing during the change of command? Did Bush/Cheney walk out with the weather machine manual? Or,,, does Ubama hate chocolate people? I know, racist.

Posted by: EROWMER at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (kxlCQ)

218 Man, you guys are harsh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 29, 2012 07:24 PM (lTVJy)

;;;;;;;;

Whining cloaked in snark would be my take.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (1Y+hH)

219 Mitt Romney's campaign called me to remind me that I'm overdue for an oil change.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (zEPqG)

220 Rand Paul!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (UljOc)

221 Mitt was never "going to wear that."

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (QKKT0)

222 The guitar player is SNL alumi. I forget his name lol

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (Bm4aK)

223 Oh, fuck! Is this the required blow job for the paulbots?

Posted by: Redd at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (w062R)

224 Mitt is sorry he can't breastfeed that baby himself, but he'll stay up with you at 3am to keep you company.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (HzhBE)

225 Rand Paul speaking now, hell yes

Posted by: Jose at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (srIqv)

226 I hope Rand Paul is livelier than usual

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:29 PM (zEPqG)

227 You know, I think Rand is getting suit buying tips from Ron.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (imtbm)

228 Oh, I get it now. The Kentucky senators--Sleepy and SON OF PAUL.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (smvTK)

229 Mitt will give you a two hour shiatzu massage, and not expect you to "do something" for him.

Posted by: Wimminz at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (mxnUd)

230 Mitt totally understands that your best friend is having a rough time right now. He doesn't mind watching the game in the bedroom while you two watch reruns of Gilmore Girls in the den.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (P8DAN)

231 What time is MATH!?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (LRFds)

232 >>>229 You know, I think Rand is getting suit buying tips from Ron. He shops at Ventriloquist Dummy Surplus too?

Posted by: El Kabong at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (4c4Bg)

233 Aqua Buddha endorses this message and hookah pipe.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2012 03:30 PM (RuVpG)

234 Rand Paul is up.

Posted by: Bart at August 29, 2012 03:31 PM (he2LC)

235 The Constitution??

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 29, 2012 03:31 PM (E8LOb)

236 Mitt thinks the gay character on Sex in the City is hilarious, too.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:31 PM (HzhBE)

237 This red meat is delicious.

Posted by: Big T Party at August 29, 2012 03:32 PM (EhUTA)

238 Mitt thinks showing a lot of cleavage is tacky.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:32 PM (QKKT0)

239 Mitt will watch ice dancing during the olympics and act like he really enjoys the event.

Posted by: Ronster at August 29, 2012 03:32 PM (H5i76)

240 SCOAMF - "uniquely unqualified" --Rand Paul

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:32 PM (zpqa2)

241 Aqua Buddha.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2012 03:32 PM (imtbm)

242 The only pole I trust is behind my zipper.

Posted by: Marmo at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (pcgW1)

243 Oooh body blow!!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (E8LOb)

244 Hey, hey ,hey Rand- we're not here to attack the President...knock it off, we got a 15 pt lead with Moderates.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (AoZ+q)

245 What time is Ryan?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (0CiTm)

246 237 Chaz Gibson, Big boat....in New England.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (LRFds)

247 I used to love Tang as a kid.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (AoZ+q)

248 Rand likes some Tang.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2012 03:33 PM (imtbm)

249 This is a speech intended for last night.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:34 PM (smvTK)

250 Mitt would love to take your brother on his yearly camping trip with his friends. The more the merrier, right?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:34 PM (P8DAN)

251 This Tang talk is gonna rouse slick Willie's interest for sure

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:34 PM (zpqa2)

252 Poon Tang???

Posted by: Bubba C. at August 29, 2012 03:34 PM (E8LOb)

253 Not even a handful of silver dimes!

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2012 03:34 PM (RuVpG)

254 Breaking: MSNBC reporting three stage hands being treated for smoke inhalation following an accident during rehearsal for tonight's RNC cross burning ceremony.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 29, 2012 03:35 PM (+lsX1)

255 What time is Ryan? ---------- Probably 1015 or so. Definitely after 10.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:35 PM (gwWRQ)

256 Mitt makes a yummy sammich. He cuts the crust off with love.

Posted by: Wimminz at August 29, 2012 03:35 PM (mxnUd)

257 Mitt likes to celebrate your dating anniversary as well as your wedding anniversary.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:36 PM (HzhBE)

258 Is there any way McCain can be cancelled? When his mug comes on I get upset

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:36 PM (zpqa2)

259 I love the hellfire backdrop.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:36 PM (gwWRQ)

260 You come down to our buffet! Try Tang's Donut Hores! 5$! We give you evlyting! Evlyting you want!

Posted by: Tang's House of Donuts at August 29, 2012 03:36 PM (QITcm)

261 Mitt always stacks the plates in the dishwasher just how you like them arranged.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:36 PM (HzhBE)

262

The waitress?

At dinner?

Mitt didn't even notice her. He only has eyes for you.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (P8DAN)

263 McCain should be suspending his appearance due to Isaac, or something

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (zpqa2)

264 247 USS Diversity, Unleash the MATH!

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (LRFds)

265 its better than the swimmy blue I feel like I'm gonna vome from last night

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (Dnbau)

266 Mmmmm. Dognuts...

Posted by: Homer J. at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (mxnUd)

267 Mitt will only use the non-stick band-aids on your boo-boos.

Posted by: Marmo at August 29, 2012 03:37 PM (pcgW1)

268 Shake out? Oh yeah!

http://tinyurl.com/7gpy3rr

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (3ZjAP)

269 From Tang to Hung.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (imtbm)

270

For breakfast Mitt likes 2 eggs over easy, corned beef hash, a glass of orange juice and murder.

Posted by: Ann Romney at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (n2K+4)

271 I thought McCain was gonna be next week

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (zpqa2)

272 math is racist, facts too

Posted by: thunderb at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (Dnbau)

273 260 Is there any way McCain can be cancelled? When his mug comes on I get upset Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 07:36 PM (zpqa2) Watch it friend, before I stick you in a field harvesting lettuce at $100,000 a year.

Posted by: Sen. John McCain at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (QITcm)

274 All this talk of Tangs and Truongs is gonna induce a flashback in McCain.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (RuVpG)

275 After he's paid for dinner at Applebee's, Mitt thoughtfully collects up all of the used sugar packets and places them on the plate. He also makes sure the condensation circles on the table are all wiped up, and that all the glasses are on coasters, before leaving a generous tip.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (smvTK)

276 Rand = future senior senator from Kentucky.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2012 03:38 PM (zrpqj)

277 Ah Paul shrewdly goes after the Pacific rim contingency

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 03:39 PM (Bm4aK)

278 http://is.gd/Q7JjE6

Giggly Bounce like this?

Posted by: sTevo at August 29, 2012 03:39 PM (VMcEw)

279 I actually ate the donuts at Tangs. Who knew Cambodians could make better donuts than some Americans

Posted by: Ma Bell, now R squared at August 29, 2012 03:39 PM (uVuwp)

280 This Rand fella sure is making sense.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2012 03:39 PM (E8LOb)

281

Mitt always flushes a second time before he puts the seat down.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:40 PM (P8DAN)

282 MItt invented the reverse cowgirl, just for you.

Posted by: Bosk at August 29, 2012 03:40 PM (n2K+4)

283 277 filbert, Me too

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2012 03:40 PM (LRFds)

284 Fun fact: The Henry Clay desk in the Senate is meant to be used by the senior senator from Kentucky, but once McConnell became the GOP leader (there's a special desk for that) it's been given to the junior senator. Therefore Rand Paul has the Clay desk, and Jim Bunning had it before him.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at August 29, 2012 03:41 PM (yXnZF)

285 Rand definitely got the gene mutation thing solved that affects his father

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at August 29, 2012 03:41 PM (zpqa2)

286 Who knew Cambodians could make better donuts than some Americans

In So Cal, the Cambodians are the official donut minority.

Posted by: Cicero at August 29, 2012 03:41 PM (QKKT0)

287 282 This Rand fella sure is making sense. Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2012 07:39 PM (E8LOb) Thank God... I. did. my. best. to keep him. out. of. the Senate. OATMEAL!

Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell at August 29, 2012 03:41 PM (QITcm)

288 283 Mitt always flushes a second time before he puts the seat down. Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 07:40 PM (P8DAN) Mitt likes a fresh bowl.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at August 29, 2012 03:42 PM (QITcm)

289 Some D-bag on my site tried to point out "hypocrisy" in the GOP's "we built this" line by saying they're partying in a building funded by taxpayer dollars... lol. Clueless: http://tinyurl.com/933y7dl Liberals think government actually earn$ it and builds everything. Government is a one-stop shop for leftists.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (zEPqG)

290

You know who wants to hear all about that dream you had last night?

Mitt wants to hear all about the dream you had last night.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (P8DAN)

291 Rand Paul -Tea Party backed Sarah Palin endorsed

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (Bm4aK)

292 Is Meggie Mac at the convention to, you know, like, lend it her credibility and shit? Because, you know, she reaches the young, cool, conservative crowd with her really concise and searing ability to lay it all out there with her deep powers of analysis. And shit.

Posted by: Marmo at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (pcgW1)

293 >>>In So Cal, the Cambodians are the official donut minority. Posted by: Cicero Man, you are so right! I have friends who arrived here with only the shirts on their back and are now donut millionaires and conservatives.

Posted by: Redd at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (w062R)

294 Rand needs to be coached on speech delivery. His message is good but it verges on a whine.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 29, 2012 03:43 PM (tiIwZ)

295 Mitt Romney will come to your house and help you set up your Christmas lights because he knows doing it all by yourself is a hard task for any great American.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:44 PM (zEPqG)

296 Some D-bag on my site tried to point out "hypocrisy" in the GOP's "we built this" line by saying they're partying in a building funded by taxpayer dollars... lol.

==========

Was this before or after The Five was on because Bob Beckel said the exact same thing today.

Gutfield set him straight.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2012 03:44 PM (X6akg)

297 I wanna be the next Neal Young...i love space.

Posted by: J Biden at August 29, 2012 03:45 PM (E8LOb)

298 Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 07:43 PM (zEPqG) My coworker was babbling about taking that out of context. Whatever, this is politics and he owns it now dickwad.

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:45 PM (gwWRQ)

299 I do like Gutfield.

Posted by: rabidfox at August 29, 2012 03:45 PM (tiIwZ)

300 Surfin' Donuts

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2012 03:46 PM (P8DAN)

301 Exactky 43! The East Room is for sack races and aerobics!

Posted by: RWC at August 29, 2012 03:47 PM (gwWRQ)

302 Bush Noooooo glad Mitt can talk correctly. Eight years of Bush gaffs messed me up!

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 03:47 PM (Bm4aK)

303 he guitar player is SNL alumi. I forget his name lol

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 07:29 PM (Bm4aK)

GE Smith

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:48 PM (zXLtf)

304 Bush 41 just mentioned Dana Carvey with a smile!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 29, 2012 03:48 PM (d6TfZ)

305 Rand Paul didnt sound insane..

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:49 PM (zXLtf)

306 iPad spotted on the table behind Barb and Laura Bsh.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2012 03:49 PM (zrpqj)

307 #298 I think it was before... either way I'm sure it was from the same talking points. I'll have to see if they have a video of the Gut and what he said. That'd I'd like to see.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:50 PM (zEPqG)

308 The remote? Mitt doesn't need control of the remote. Go find that new drama you like and tell him all about it so he's up to speed.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:50 PM (HzhBE)

309

No Jeb No Jeb No Jeb

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 03:51 PM (Bm4aK)

310 I miss this man

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:51 PM (zXLtf)

311 Porn? On the internet? Mitt had no idea that even existed.

Posted by: Warden at August 29, 2012 03:51 PM (kON6e)

312 Sad to see 41 in rough shape...it sucks to get old.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:51 PM (AoZ+q)

313 You don't need a remote control if you vote for Mitt Romney... he will come to your house, change your channel for you and get you a beer when you're empty. Hell of a guy that Mitt Romney is.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at August 29, 2012 03:53 PM (zEPqG)

314 Please can I slap Mark Shields now? Please!

Posted by: teej at August 29, 2012 03:53 PM (cWpCn)

315 Mitt will get somebody to tutor you in math for your SATs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 29, 2012 03:54 PM (0CiTm)

316 Sad to see 41 in rough shape...it sucks to get old.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 07:51 PM (AoZ+q)

Age takes its toll. but what a great man - the epitome of a gentleman - and American Hero. Ross Perot can kiss my royal German ass

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 03:54 PM (zXLtf)

317 Beltway in va was screwed this afternoon, so I had to go cross country, thru the neighborhoods, twice. No Obama yard signs, some car stickers. Many Romny signs, and this guy Perkins who I know nothing about. This is blue territory: Edsall/Backlick/C Pike/Sleepy Hollow, Then Broad St (no Obama signs in the people's republic of Falls Church, has he not printed any?) to Westmoreland and back via Old Dominion. Anecdotal, but four years ago it was a sea of Obama crap

Posted by: Jean at August 29, 2012 03:55 PM (Hw3Gh)

318 Beautiful tribute to President George W. Bush and his father.

Posted by: James at August 29, 2012 03:57 PM (IoTd/)

319 318 Well said Ombudsman. That beady little skunk denied a good man 2 terms- he can rot.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 03:57 PM (AoZ+q)

320 So when Zombie Andrew Jackson arises, he is going to shoot Rand.

Posted by: Jean at August 29, 2012 04:00 PM (PVNda)

321 McCanes wifey clappin ? She is a huge lib!!!

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 29, 2012 04:06 PM (Bm4aK)

322

McCanes wifey clappin ? She is a huge lib!!!

;;;;

She's not fat. And she has boobage. So she's got those going for her.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2012 04:08 PM (1Y+hH)

323 Well said Ombudsman.
That beady little skunk denied a good man 2 terms- he can rot.

Posted by: jjshaka at August 29, 2012 07:57 PM (AoZ+q)

And gave us the "it depends on what the meaning of "is"Clintons.

You know, thinking back on that mishugas, the fact that he was banging an intern didn't bother me as such. After all, there's ample precedent. That's between him and Hillary. What bothers me is lying about it under oath. Be a man and admit it without perjury.

But what REALLY bothers me was him having so little respect for the Office of the President that he would get knobbed IN AND OUTSIDE OF the Oval Office, even finishing once in the bathroom sink in the corridor that services the Oval Office. I have to stop, or a CVA awaits

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 29, 2012 04:13 PM (zXLtf)

324 Jean,

I totally agree. Cruising through Alexandria, nothing. Tallahassee, FL - no republican elected in 40 years - almost nothing.

Anecdotal for sure, but it is easy to sense the lack of enthusiasm this time.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at August 29, 2012 04:30 PM (iuY0Y)

325 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2012 04:37 PM (6o4Fb)

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