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January 27, 2012

Cute Animal Videos
— Ace

Giant bunny eating banana, deer and kitten cuddling, and nursing an abandoned baby fruit bat.

The fruit bat is named "L'il Drac."

Via @rdbrewer4, @starchambermaid, and Alison Rosen.

Cat Stands Up To Bear:

Thanks to Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Ace at 10:49 AM | Comments (95)
Post contains 43 words, total size 1 kb.

1
Bring the fruit bat mace.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 27, 2012 10:51 AM (QMtmy)

2 Posted the same vid twice?

Where's the deer?

Posted by: Scopions at January 27, 2012 10:51 AM (UK9cE)

3
I always liked bats.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 10:51 AM (G/zuv)

4 Heh, double-posted video. A new wrinkle.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 27, 2012 10:51 AM (ywwu+)

5 get a clue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-aTMDKZMYM

Posted by: William Shatner at January 27, 2012 10:51 AM (e8kgV)

6 the deer is up !

Posted by: ace at January 27, 2012 10:52 AM (nj1bB)

7 Never feed a rabbit cabbage. They can't fart, so their stomachs will explode.

Posted by: Scopions at January 27, 2012 10:52 AM (UK9cE)

8 Palette cleanser after bear mace story?

Posted by: shibumi, the luddite at January 27, 2012 10:52 AM (z63Tr)

9 Damn socks.....

Posted by: © Sponge at January 27, 2012 10:52 AM (UK9cE)

10 I can't watch the videos where I am, but I've seen the bunny video. Cho kawaiiiii!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at January 27, 2012 10:52 AM (4df7R)

11 Somewhat jarring to go from bear mace to giant bunnies. Is it Opposites Day? Is Ace ok?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 27, 2012 10:53 AM (kaalw)

12 Ace, your slip is showing. And your vagina.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2012 10:53 AM (lVGED)

13 No bear getting maced clips?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 27, 2012 10:53 AM (eHIJJ)

14 Nice rabbit.

Posted by: Glenn Close at January 27, 2012 10:53 AM (ywwu+)

15 Fact: The best animal pet is the pork-bellied pig, because they yield the most meat shortly after their juvenile phase of maximum appeal to humans.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at January 27, 2012 10:54 AM (nj1bB)

16 Kitteh thinks Bambi is his Mom.

Bambi thinks Kitteh is her baby.

awwwww....

Posted by: shibumi, the luddite at January 27, 2012 10:54 AM (z63Tr)

17 It's all fun and cuteness until someone whips out the bunny mace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 10:54 AM (UOM48)

18 Eh.....the deer isn't big enough to shoot....

Posted by: © Sponge at January 27, 2012 10:54 AM (UK9cE)

19 I liked Giant Oscar better.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 27, 2012 10:55 AM (ukNFU)

20 I will say that that rabbit is begging for it, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2012 10:55 AM (lVGED)

21 Someone quick, give ace some Special K

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2012 10:55 AM (I2LwF)

22
They should do a study on what happens to kittens as they change into cats.
They're so playful and affectionate when they're kittens. Then they turn into loners and creeps.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 10:56 AM (G/zuv)

23
Cute animals on drugs.

Didn't we learn anything when Mrs. No-Face gave champagne and xanax to Travis the Chimp?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 27, 2012 10:56 AM (QMtmy)

24 Is it wrong that I want to see Lil Drac, bear maced?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at January 27, 2012 10:56 AM (r2dnH)

25 >>pork-bellied pig

Are there pigs with other kinds of, bellied meat?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 27, 2012 10:57 AM (QMtmy)

26 So now we finally know that Jimmy Carter's bunny was just after his Banana. Damn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2012 10:57 AM (vSuf8)

From the Bear Mace Incident to baby animal vids.

You have a bet going, Ace?

Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2012 10:57 AM (4pSIn)

28 That rabbit is big enough to kick someone's ass if he doesn't get his banana.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2012 10:58 AM (Iyg03)

29 Is that a bunny and a banana or Diane Sawyer and a bottle of Jack?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 27, 2012 10:59 AM (r1H6z)

30 The hot chick eating a banana video is reserved for the ONT.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2012 10:59 AM (4q5tP)

31 Hey you wanna see the video of Joe Rogan doin the "collecting" for the show?

Posted by: Joe Rogans Donkey at January 27, 2012 11:00 AM (lCXr2)

32
this guy...

"Nancy, I think, is not going to be remembered just for being the first woman Speaker, she's going to remembered for being the second woman Speaker."

-- Joe Shitforbrains Biden

hahahahahaha! you funny fuck

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 11:00 AM (G/zuv)

33 Mom must have been very disappointed in the tone of your web-log.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 27, 2012 11:00 AM (+lsX1)

34 My pup used to lay up with a cow Moose in my old backyard. The moose didn't seem to care, and my lab liked having a buddy.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (+7fwG)

35 You know what's funny? People drinkin' donkey semen.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (lVGED)

36 It must be that time of the month again. Ace is getting mood swings.

Posted by: JoeInMD at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (Xwgt3)

37
Joe Biden explains why the Democrats will run the table this November:

"It's becoming absolutely clear the decisions that we made Â… are actually working."

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (G/zuv)

I wanted to teach my bushtail to do this but I couldn't get the ungrateful little rodent to wear a life perserver.

http://tinyurl.com/lqqx3n

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (OlN4e)

39 Sometimes a bunny eating a banana is just a bunny eating a banana.

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (eHIJJ)

40
I think Ace is over talking about politics until monday. Which is fine. I suggest a bat and bunny brawl video for the more testosterone among us.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (XrrP7)

41 "Nancy, ------>I think<------, is not going to be remembered just for being the
first woman Speaker, she's going to remembered for being
the second woman Speaker."
-----------------------------------------

I count two things wrong with this sentence.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 27, 2012 11:01 AM (r1H6z)

42 This post is mom safe.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2012 11:02 AM (+7fwG)

43 Ace tells his mother his blog's address is hotair dot com, and his web name is Allahpundit.

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2012 11:02 AM (I2LwF)

44 There's a video on the net with a cat trying to play with a fawn. Then the mother appears and attacks a dog off screen. It's disgusting.

Posted by: mike at January 27, 2012 11:02 AM (BpjHA)

45
It's Working!

/pic of all the tits-up green companies' shuttered offices

Absolutely Clear

Posted by: soothsayer's motivational poster at January 27, 2012 11:03 AM (G/zuv)

46 There's a vid on YouTube of a cat whipping a bear's ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 11:04 AM (UOM48)

47 Thank Goodness, a cute animal post. This is why I come here.

Posted by: elizabethe only loves Rick Perry more at January 27, 2012 11:04 AM (WvRzy)

48 There's a video on the net with a cat trying to play with a fawn. Then the mother appears and attacks a dog off screen. It's disgusting.

Posted by: mike at January 27, 2012 03:02 PM (BpjHA)

The mother always gets the blame.

Posted by: Marie Barone at January 27, 2012 11:04 AM (4q5tP)

49 FUNNY INTERNET VIDEOOOOOOOOS!

Posted by: Rigby and Mordecai at January 27, 2012 11:05 AM (1H47k)

50 In other news, sales of bear mace skyrocket this afternoon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM48)

51 Romney / L'il Drac 2012

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 27, 2012 11:06 AM (2YIVk)

52
/pic of Joe Biden: "It's Working!"

28% Agree

Posted by: soothsayer's motivational poster at January 27, 2012 11:06 AM (G/zuv)

53 They're so playful and affectionate when they're kittens. Then they turn into loners and creeps.
===========
They turn into teenagers.

Posted by: Retread at January 27, 2012 11:08 AM (joSBv)

54 >>51 Romney / L'il Drac 2012

L'il Drac is up on Romney by 11 points, nationally.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2012 11:08 AM (lVGED)

55 Awwww, it's like a tiny little bloodsucking puppy with wings.

Posted by: joncelli, who just wants it over with at January 27, 2012 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

56 My cats are 4 1/2 and 2, and they're still playful. But yeah, that playfulness fades.

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2012 11:09 AM (I2LwF)

57 There's a spider in one of those somewhere. I know there is.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 27, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW)

Someone please pass this weblink up the food chain to Ace. I think it deserves to be passed around and reposted on this website.

There's a website dedicated to making sure no US Naval vessel is ever named "as currently planned" after now deceased congressman John Murtha. The website is entirely underwritten and managed by Naval personel who believe ships should be named after fallen heros or US Cities, but never after corrupt politicians.

The website can be found at "nomurthaship" dot com.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2012 11:10 AM (t4++D)

59 Occupy DC's time of shitting up parks - literally - is ending Monday. http://tinyurl.com/7v26prz Wonder how many taxpayer dollars it will take to clean up. Over/under 200K?

Posted by: deepelemblues at January 27, 2012 11:11 AM (lFU4D)

60 Yes, with the Banana that Rabbit is making appearances in our German porn films (scat). The real scat is first but then with the brown Pellets when the Rabbit finished eating. His name is Kurt Scheisse Kaninchen, so it is Kurt the Shit Rabbit. How the Kitty smells the Deer's anus! This is the website for me.

Posted by: gottfried at January 27, 2012 11:11 AM (GuOYy)

Yeah, I'm going back to the bear mace thread. I'm not a big fan of cute unless it's Tebow's be---hiiiiind.

Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2012 11:11 AM (0BpYu)

62 So it's come to this, then?

Posted by: Kensington at January 27, 2012 11:12 AM (/AHDz)

Wonder how many taxpayer dollars it will take to clean up. Over/under 200K?

I'll be fed money too. If it were just DC money, they deserve it.

Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2012 11:13 AM (0BpYu)

64
That buffoon Biden has a track record for his predictions. For instance:

"All in all we're going to be creating somewhere between 100[,000] and 200,000 jobs next month, I predict. Even some in the White House said, 'Hey, don't get ahead of yourself.' Well, I'm here to tell you, some time in the next couple of months, we're going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month. We caught a lot of bad breaks on the way down; we're going to catch a few good breaks because of good planning on the way up."

April 2010

Posted by: soothie at January 27, 2012 11:13 AM (G/zuv)

65 So it's come to this, then?

Posted by: Kensington at January 27, 2012 03:12 PM (/AHDz)

In an hour Gabe will have a post screaming at us all for wasting time with cute animal videos.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2012 11:14 AM (z1N6a)

66 They should do a study on what happens to kittens as they change into cats.
They're so playful and affectionate when they're kittens. Then they turn into loners and creeps.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 02:56 PM (G/zuv)

That's not true. Cats are as gregarious as dogs. It all depends on the amount of attention one gives a pet (well, except for boas, tarantulas, etc.).

I've seen children turn into loners and creeps when their parents quit paying attention to them.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2012 11:14 AM (M8+s1)

67 My son took 2 years of German with a joke teacher. All he memorized was the german word for some sex act and "I'm going to kick your cat off the freeway." It did bring up his GPA (which was the point) and got him out of the spanish program which was geared toward, uh, hispanics.

Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2012 11:15 AM (0BpYu)

68 rdbrewer fixed the sidebar.

Posted by: Truman North at January 27, 2012 11:16 AM (I2LwF)

69 You see the video of the pumpkin eating talking porcupine?

Posted by: mike at January 27, 2012 11:18 AM (BpjHA)

70 All he memorized was the german word for some sex act and "I'm going to kick your cat off the freeway."

I'd figure in German class you'd at least learn the phrase "Which way to Paris?".

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 27, 2012 11:19 AM (ywwu+)

71 @17 Eh.....the deer isn't big enough to shoot.... Yet.

Posted by: Jaws at January 27, 2012 11:19 AM (4I3Uo)

72 What is this? ScandiTube?

Posted by: mike at January 27, 2012 11:20 AM (BpjHA)

73
How about Cute Canadian Videos?

Did you know that Canada is running for president? It's true:
http://tinyurl.com/7j9tbev

Posted by: soothie at January 27, 2012 11:20 AM (G/zuv)

74 Baby bats are cute. So are liberals when they are babies.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 27, 2012 11:20 AM (LfOMy)

75 A fawn = forest veal.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 27, 2012 11:22 AM (6BgmB)

76
That's not true. Cats are as gregarious as dogs. It all depends on the amount of attention one gives a pet (well, except for boas, tarantulas, etc.).

I've seenchildren turn into loners and creeps when their parentsquit paying attention to them.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2012 03:14 PM (M8+s1)

You can get a cat that will be stuck to you like velcro during the day and sleep on your pillow every night.

You can get a cat with so much insane energy that you will be run ragged trying to burn it off so you can get to sleep.

What you can't get is a cat that will forget if you treat it like a piece of furniture or a disposable tissue. Once they figure you for a jerk, that's the end of it. Dogs have the pack gene built in so you can misuse them and they will beg for more. Cats do not.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2012 11:22 AM (z1N6a)

77 mmmm...deer veal.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2012 11:22 AM (+7fwG)

78 22 soothsayer, mix up your cats with dogs, and the cats become more doglike. We've got three of both, and our cats are extremely friendly and affectionate.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 27, 2012 11:24 AM (IlZPo)

79
btw, yeah, Canada, the candidate for president, is running to the left of Obama

Posted by: soothie at January 27, 2012 11:24 AM (G/zuv)

80 Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade

Hey, that name sounds familiar somehow.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 27, 2012 11:25 AM (IlZPo)

81 I wish my bunny was that laid back. He won't let anyone hold him. He's still a cute little guy though.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 27, 2012 11:26 AM (l/N7H)

82 So italics are gone permanently?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at January 27, 2012 11:27 AM (IlZPo)

83 We've got two house cats that are the sweetest, most affection pets we've ever had. They follow me around the house, one of them sleeps with us at night, the other one always sleeps with our boy when he's home.

Cats give back to you what you give them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 11:27 AM (UOM48)

84 affection = affectionate

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 11:27 AM (UOM48)

85
nood polst

Posted by: soothie at January 27, 2012 11:28 AM (G/zuv)

MamaSkandi taking video with her child of a bear coming up to steal her garbage is all fun and games... up until the bear decides it wants to disassemble and consume said miniSkandi while the kid is playing on her sprffy new Ikea swingset.

Posted by: Jaws at January 27, 2012 11:30 AM (4I3Uo)

87 MamaSkandi taking video withher child of a bear coming up to steal her garbage is all fun and games...upuntilthe beardecidesit wants to disassemble and consume saidminiSkandi while the kid is playing on her sprffy new Ikea swingset.

Posted by: Jaws at January 27, 2012 03:30 PM (4I3Uo)

Huh? We no speaka the skandi onna thisa here blog. Pleasa, trya in English.

Posted by: Soona at January 27, 2012 11:35 AM (M8+s1)

88 ....and sometime a bunneh eating a banana is teh ghey.

Posted by: mpfs at January 27, 2012 11:39 AM (iYbLN)

89
Free-range veal.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 27, 2012 11:49 AM (QMtmy)

90

I can relate to that bat.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 27, 2012 12:04 PM (L3I4w)

91 To be clear, that's actually a "banana-eating giant bunny."

A "giant bunny eating banana" would be scary as hell. Like, I'd be afraid of the banana eating dogs, cats, and small children too.

Posted by: Alex at January 27, 2012 12:04 PM (/yzYn)

@22

Kinda like democrats.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at January 27, 2012 12:23 PM (dx77n)

93 bunnies - they taste better after they eat bananas. bats is too damn crunchy. kittens are ok, but you need a lot of 'em. Usually the girl giving them away on the corner won't let you take the whole box, thus the need for disguises.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 27, 2012 12:57 PM (6dhH/)

94 Thanks for this bit of redemption after donkey-load post...

Posted by: NorthernX at January 27, 2012 02:17 PM (HhSuH)

95 Dang. Just bought three of Brian Cain's songs on iTunes after seeing the bat video and looking through his website. His music is shivery lovely.

Posted by: Mongerel at January 27, 2012 04:49 PM (YqWfw)

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