April 26, 2012

D+9 Poll of Registered Voters: Romney 47% Obama 46% (Bonus Map)
— CAC

The weekly YouGov/Economist poll, which had already shown Romney shrinking the gap in it's previous weekly release, now gives Mitt a tiny lead amongst registered voters surveyed. Partisan breakdown is 42% Democrat, 33% Republican, 24% Independent, and age groups, race and gender all break down matching registered voter population.

Further, amongst hispanics (which every other pollster has screamed HUGE GAP OMGZ! DEMOGRAPHIC DOOOOOM): Obama 52%, Romney 42%.
Amongst women: Obama 49% Romney 45%. So much for the War on Women.

Then (for me) the moneyshot: when asked who they thought would win, Obama is down to just 52% of respondents, Romney comes in at 44%. This is significant, as many voters oftentimes break with whomever seems popular and destined to win. The perception that you have a candidate that can win boosts turnout and enthusiasm amongst your base, particularly after a daunting primary in which the eventual winner did little or nothing to pitch themselves to them.

Update- A few morons mentioned to me there is a lot of eeyoring today, particularly at a few sites I will not name, because of a few maps floating out there I'm not going to link. Well guess what? They're wrong or Im wearing a shirt made out of bacon. AoSHQ map as of 4/26/2012 below:
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Boom.

Posted by: CAC at 12:21 PM | Comments (563)
Post contains 236 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Wait, this isn't a pole thread ...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 26, 2012 12:23 PM (Pi5Sz)

2 In before Average Joe (s).

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 12:25 PM (ebPtk)

3 Why are ALLL polls slanted Dem?  That being said, why are they even posted as they're clearly biased and prove little to nothing about how people will actually vote?

Posted by: © Sponge at April 26, 2012 12:26 PM (UK9cE)

4
Ok ..... help me out here. 

Whats the statistical justification for oversampling D's to the tune of a 9 point spread???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2012 12:26 PM (C8hzL)

5 Polls are the last refuge of a bored blogger.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2012 12:26 PM (YbQJm)

6 What REALLY matters are polls of LIKELY voters. Obama is going down like Lucy on Fred when Ethel wasn't looking.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 12:27 PM (niZvt)

7 Whats the statistical justification for oversampling D's to the tune of a 9 point spread??? Posted by: fixerupper at April 26, 2012 04:26 PM (C8hzL) Registered voters? There are more Ds than Rs registered in the US. D+9 seems heavy, but I wouldn't whine until that shows up in LV screenings.

Posted by: CAC at April 26, 2012 12:28 PM (Avroa)

8 Answer me this: Why isn't Romney leading by a comfortable margin? Just give me 3 legit reasons.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 12:28 PM (jUytm)

9 THIS BE ME!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bmx4bk2

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 26, 2012 12:28 PM (/Aauo)

10 Internet poll.  As in, "log on and vote."  About as scientific as a radio call-in show poll.

Posted by: Ranginess at April 26, 2012 12:28 PM (1d6WV)

11 After Monday night , don't get me started about fucking polls .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 26, 2012 12:29 PM (npr0X)

12 Yeah, I call 52/42 a pretty big gap. That would close up a lot after eight years of a conservative in the White House, but for now we've got a problem.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (8POqX)

13 Unexpectedly

Posted by: Rusty at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (T0cl7)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (8y9MW)

15 ...and don't get me started about fucking chimps

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (jUytm)

16 9 THIS BE ME!!! http://tinyurl.com/bmx4bk2 Posted by: KayInMaine at April 26, 2012 04:28 PM (/Aauo) How do you see thru those things? Oh... Nevermind...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (niZvt)

17 D+9?  Seriously?

What are they on, is it legal, and where can I get some?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:30 PM (8y9MW)

18 Romney will win this.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 12:31 PM (QKKT0)

19 11 After Monday night , don't get me started about fucking polls . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 26, 2012 04:29 PM (npr0X) Don't get me started about fucking underaged girls!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 26, 2012 12:32 PM (niZvt)

20 According to Rove's pollster there are only 7% real independent voters. \



I would say based on elections they should consider it 60-50.  But you must realize how they use that breakdown.  They assign weighting multipliers to the actual poll answers based on that breakdown.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 12:33 PM (YdQQY)

21 18 Romney will win this. Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 04:31 PM (QKKT0) Come December, we'll all wonder how anyone could have seriously thought otherwise.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 12:33 PM (niZvt)

22 Don't get me started about fucking corpses!

Posted by: Egyptian Constitutional Scholar at April 26, 2012 12:33 PM (Pi5Sz)

23 50-50

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 12:33 PM (YdQQY)

24 15
...and don't get me started about fucking chimps

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 04:30 PM (jUytm)

 

 

hey, what you do in private is your own business!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2012 12:33 PM (YbQJm)

25 Barky is TOAST!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 12:34 PM (jucos)

26 Amongst women: Obama 49% Romney 45%. So much for the War on Women. ********* I'm almost willing to bet without looking at it- That is a statistical tie. (within the MOE) The MOE would be higher for a subset within the poll.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:34 PM (r2PLg)

27 And I still say polls right now are worthless. At least a month after the convention before they will be meaningful.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 12:34 PM (YdQQY)

28 Don't get me started about fucking horses!

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at April 26, 2012 12:35 PM (niZvt)

29 At least a month after the convention before they will be meaningful.

For trending purposes, I'd use polls within a week or so after the conventions as my initial data points.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (8y9MW)

30 From wikipedia:

"As of 2010, Gallup polling found that 31% of Americans identified as Democrats, 29% as Republicans, and 38% as independents."

So D+2 might be justifiable. D+9? Not so much.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (bjRNS)

31

8 -

 

1. People aren't yet paying attention.

 

2. He's relatively unknown.

 

3. They haven't yet wrapped their heads around the notion that they are done with Obama.

 

All three of those WILL change long before November, and when the avalanche starts, it won't stop. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

32 Gentlemen..... let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (jucos)

33 Do these women know Obama eats dogs?

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (4yXmp)

34 Was gonna say that by Nov I'm gonna be all polled out. Then I remfembered where I was. Not. Gonna. Do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (Y5LDn)

35 I've got nuthin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (piMMO)

36 Just give me 3 legit reasons.
Posted by: Soothsayer
--------------------

1 - Indie women don't like Romney's stance on abortion.

2 - Low-info voters who get their news from the MFM only know that he's rich (evil) and Mormon (weird).

3 - Not enough people are hurting badly enough yet and connecting their pain to Dem policies to turn on Obama.

The last one especially. My uber-lefty niece was at the house yesterday crying because she can't get a job. (She lives in Southern California, in a town that just outlawed paper AND plastic bags at the checkout lines because Mother Gaia doesn't like disposables.) It's a good think I wasn't there, because I've got 10% more cynicism now and I'd have told her she's in a hell of her own making.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (8POqX)

37 Well, I do think the extent to which the pollsters need to skew the samples just to get mediocre results for Obama is telling, even now.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 12:36 PM (niZvt)

38 So, doing the Math, Romney up by one with a plus 9 Demo weight means


ROMNEY UP 10  ----- as the voters in 2010 were evenly split re party reg


also,  if this is reg voters rather than Likely Voters, Romney is up maybe 14

Posted by: Major _________ de Coverly at April 26, 2012 12:37 PM (Dll6b)

39 Holy molloky did you see the answer to the- "Obama sincerity" question? Says what he believes- 38% Says what he thinks people want to hear--51%

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:37 PM (r2PLg)

40 Why do they poll registered instead of likely? I'm a broken-glass voter, myself. They should have that as a category too.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:38 PM (4yXmp)

41 Worst. Draft thread. Ever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 12:38 PM (Sh42X)

42 ______  I renounce my sock, even though we are of equal rank


Dickie Toes Morris is right about One True Thing:  Most 'undecideds' will break for Romney  ( or not vote at all )


so, suck it, Gerg / raycon

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 12:38 PM (Dll6b)

43 >> Answer me this: Why isn't Romney leading by a comfortable margin?

Scan the headlines.  Don't read the articles, just glance over the headlines.  Now you're as informed as the average voter, and based on what you know, Obama is probably better.

Posted by: sandy burger at April 26, 2012 12:38 PM (HfydS)

44 As a former single male, I can tell you that attempting to buy the affection of single women can get real expensive.

That's 'cause you've got shame in your game.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 12:39 PM (bjRNS)

45

Did somebody say pole?  Cuz Obama's got a big schtick ...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 26, 2012 12:39 PM (A3zgF)

46 President Michelle Obama? "Absolutely not." [First Lady Michelle Obama made clear today that she does not plan to follow in Hillary ClintonÂ’s footsteps and run for president after her husband leaves office.]


***

Was that even a fucking question?!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:39 PM (piMMO)

47 As a sidenote , The pollster's up here in Canuckistan are using the excuse about a lack of " land lines " , skewing their polls ........ I wonder ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 26, 2012 12:39 PM (npr0X)

48 First Lady Michelle Obama made clear today that she does not plan to follow in Hillary ClintonÂ’s footsteps and run for president after her husband leaves office.
------------------

Not her style. She wants to steal money and power in other ways.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 26, 2012 12:40 PM (8POqX)

49 Was that even a fucking question?!!

Yes.  From a child.  We can cut the kids (say, under 16) a little slack with that one.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:40 PM (8y9MW)

50

1 - Indie women don't like Romney's stance on abortion.

2 - Low-info voters who get their news from the MFM only know that he's rich (evil) and Mormon (weird).

3 - Not enough people are hurting badly enough yet and connecting their pain to Dem policies to turn on Obama.


So stupid sluts.

(Why is rich evil again, the class envy thing?)

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:40 PM (4yXmp)

51 Am I the only one worried that Romney will peak too early?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2012 12:41 PM (XvHmy)

52 All good and plausible reasons, arhooley. The fact is right now we don't have a majority that wants a change of leadership, which is good news if you're the incumbent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 12:42 PM (jUytm)

53 (Why is rich evil again, the class envy thing?)

Yeah, basically.  Remember that to be a Liberal, you're contractually obligated to believe that the economy is a zero-sum game.  So one person being rich, by definition, means one or more people have to be offsettingly poor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:42 PM (8y9MW)

54

"Ok ..... help me out here.

Whats the statistical justification for oversampling D's to the tune of a 9 point spread???"

That was the 9 percent more registered democrates than republicans voted in '08.   But that was coming off the Bush years and with a crap Repub McCanidate.   The Dems can not expect a repeat of that spread.  But the polling firms can "justify" using it.

Posted by: Canoedad at April 26, 2012 12:42 PM (A3zgF)

55

There should be a Moron Approved dog/hobo recipe thread....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 26, 2012 12:42 PM (YbQJm)

56

CAC: .....Then (for me) the moneyshot: when asked who they thought would win, Obama is down to just 52% of respondents, Romney comes in at 44%. This is significant, as many voters oftentimes break with whomever seems popular and destined to win.

 

It can also cause low voter turnout....if people think their guy has got it made.

 

Which is why I hope that the polls don't show Romney winning....in the days leading up to election day.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 12:43 PM (O4AQQ)

57 Am I the only one worried that Romney will peak too early? Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2012 04:41 PM (XvHmy) -------------------------------------------------------- Premature Immaculation?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 12:43 PM (jucos)

58 Yes. From a child. We can cut the kids (say, under 16) a little slack with that one.


****

He is a future lib voter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:43 PM (piMMO)

59 55 Oh yeah. I forgot. "The Pie". How do they answer the problem that population grows and there is still pie. If their little static pie didn't grow then it would have been allocated in 1776.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:44 PM (4yXmp)

60 >>> the moneyshot: when asked who they thought would win, Obama is down to just 52% of respondents, Romney comes in at 44%. This is significant, as many voters oftentimes break with whomever seems popular and destined to win.

That question shows how much wish-casting goes on as well:

Whites for Romney 53 %
Hispanics for Romney 42%
Blacks for Obama 91 %

Whites who think *Romney* will win 51 %
Hispanics who think *Romney* will win 38 %
Blacks who think *Obama* will win 95 %

So across the races Obama enjoys a slightly better prediction of victory than his actual support. No surprise. In general, however, people think this early on that the person they're supporting will eventually win.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 26, 2012 12:44 PM (XXy2R)

61 I hope the poll trend continues in at a slow and steady pace. It will be fun watching Dog McNuggets get more and more frustrated.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 26, 2012 12:44 PM (F1lOF)

62

Worst. Draft thread. Ever.

 

I don't even care what colors they wear when they throw that ball around.  I just want them to start throwing it NOW!!!  OH MY GOD I GET SO FUCKING EXITED WHEN THEY THROW THAT BALL AROUND!!!!

 

WOOOOO!!!

 

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

Posted by: give me touch at April 26, 2012 12:45 PM (xXhWA)

63 He is a future lib voter.

Naaa.  Not necessarily.  He's (she's?) just a kid.  There's plenty of time to learn that Life Isn't Fair and that No One Owes You Anything.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

64

53 -

 

Nah, you could say he's been the frontrunner since around mid 2010, so he's been ebbing and peaking a lot over the last couple years. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 12:45 PM (TOk1P)

65 Look Romney really has Obama on the ropes when they ask the ideological question of the candidates. Romney Very Conservative 13% Conservative-32% Moderate--26% Liberal-5% Very Liberal 3% ******************** Barak Obama Very Conservative- 2% Conservative-5% Moderate -24% Liberal- 19% Very Liberal-34% *********************** You can bet that's why they are using the "strict conservative" meme throughout the news lately. And why Charles Blow is going around describing Romney as "frightening" on economic and social policy and waxing on about "Trojan Horses".

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:45 PM (r2PLg)

66

Am I the only one worried that Romney will peak too early?

 

Um, yep.

 

Mitt's demonstrated that this won't be a replay of '08 and the McLame debacle. He and his team have been beating back against the SCOAMF/mfm machine fairly hard here recently. And if this poll is any indication, his  rise will be slow and steady.

 

Also, these pollsters will begin to slowly start sampling LV without the Dim skew (as badly), so as to break it to the SCOAMF  supporters that their little boy is GOING DOWN!!

 

IMO, that is

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 26, 2012 12:46 PM (d0Tfm)

67 How do they answer the problem that population grows and there is still pie.

Really?  I've had one tell me (with a straight face) "The economy may not actually be a zero-sum game, but it works like one."

I'll let you puzzle out what that means, because I still haven't.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:46 PM (8y9MW)

68 Most of the country trends Conservative to moderate. Very few actually call themselves "liberals" when polled.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:46 PM (r2PLg)

69 This poll doesn't convince me of anything.  It's just more blog fodder.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 12:46 PM (D7pNR)

70 Nah, you could say he's been the frontrunner since around mid 2010, so he's been ebbing and peaking a lot over the last couple years.


****

And, he's now taking on Obama one on one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:46 PM (piMMO)

71 2. He's relatively unknown. This is one I was expecting. We have a Known vs Unknown. Obama, the known variable, should be, by now, established as a failure, which should cancel out Romney's unknown disadvantage. That's the way it should be, but it's not. We have a lot of work to do if we are to change that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 12:47 PM (jUytm)

72 were ace polls done for 2008 election and how did they look in comparison to what the final result was
? doesn't it need to be closer to get a real idea?
another question how many thought mccain would win with media licking obama's boots last go around?


i want to hope but i want to know it might be real.
is it?

Posted by: willow knows she is being an eeyore, but, at April 26, 2012 12:47 PM (TomZ9)

73 I been studying polls for a long long time, and done a few of my own.  People do not vote for someone because they think he will be the winner.  They often vote to placate a spouse or friend, but they don't give 'go with the winner' as a response.


AFTER an election, a significant number of people who did not vote or voted for the loser will claim that they voted for the winner.  We know this because the percentages of people claiming to vote for the winner is higher than the percentage he actually got.


This is especially true of popular presidents

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 12:47 PM (Dll6b)

74 You haven't  heard about Obama's secret plan:  $1 a gallon gas.  The executive order is ready.

If that don't work, it's $2 colonoscopies.


Posted by: MarkD at April 26, 2012 12:48 PM (iYBP2)

75 I remember screaming at someone once THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE

This is what libtards make me do. Start screaming things that make ME look nuts. Or like what my husband and sons do and I end up screaming I AM NOT A WOMAN DRIVER, when, in fact I am. Grrrrrrr.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:50 PM (4yXmp)

76 53 Am I the only one worried that Romney will peak too early?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 26, 2012 04:41 PM (XvHmy)


He'll be okay if he just slows down and thinks about baseball.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at April 26, 2012 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

77 I'll let you puzzle out what that means, because I still haven't.

"I don't know how to win at this stupid game."

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 12:50 PM (bjRNS)

78 I don't even care what colors they wear when they throw that ball around. I just want them to start throwing it NOW!!! OH MY GOD I GET SO FUCKING EXITED WHEN THEY THROW THAT BALL AROUND!!!!

WOOOOO!!!

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*****

Hee! Me too! I lost track of the days this week and was doing a huge happy dance on one of the threads Tuesday night about how the long football related drought was over with the first round kicking off the following night.

You have no idea how disappointed I was when someone reminded me it was only Tuesday.

As much fun as a Super Bowl can be, I start getting depressed before it even comes on because I know it is the end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:50 PM (piMMO)

79 MarkD and a 0 percent unemployment rate touted by media.
they will hide anything bad.
Bernanke said it was going to be All better, just yesterday.

Posted by: willow knows she is being an eeyore, but, at April 26, 2012 12:51 PM (TomZ9)

80 Oh shit I just broke my tooth on my desk

Posted by: give me touch at April 26, 2012 12:51 PM (xXhWA)

81 If that don't work, it's $2 colonoscopies.


Posted by: MarkD at April 26, 2012 04:48 PM (iYBP2)

 

------------------------------------------

 

Okay!  Now you've got my attention.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 12:51 PM (D7pNR)

82 On one side we have Obama making all the wrong moves, making everything worse. On the other side we have Romney, a boyscout with no skeletons, a successful businessman, and a likable chap. We should not be losing to or even tied with Obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 12:51 PM (jUytm)

83 "I don't know how to win at this stupid game."

There's probably a lot of truth to that...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:51 PM (8y9MW)

84 Obama is going down like Lucy on Fred when Ethel wasn't looking. -------------------------------- Yeah, he's in BIG trouble. And so are WE if he doesn't get re-elected.

Posted by: The Oceans That Have Not Yet Begun To Heal at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (y4J7O)

85 That's the way it should be, but it's not. We have a lot of work to do if we are to change that. that's due to "brand-damage" - but I've seen some horrible brands redeem themselves. will take some work considering nearly all of media and advertising will be working AGAINST it will take An Army of Davids

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (SB0V2)

86 Really--this is an internet poll?

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (r2PLg)

87 because I know it is the end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 04:50 PM (piMMO)



try being a Cowboys fan---you know it's Over even before Romo starts throwing passes to the Other Guys

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (Dll6b)

88 So Independants (24%) are breaking ~6:1 for Romney?  Unless my head-math is drunk again.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (X/+QT)

89 Oh shit I just broke my tooth on my desk


****

First: NOOOOOO! Holy cow!

Second: WTF?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:52 PM (piMMO)

90 Oh jeez, the draft. I have 3 sons and a husband. Well, you guys will have to amuse me tonight. Is it one day or multiple days? I already had one kid call to say the redskins quarterback is smart blah blah uses punctuation on twitter blah blah

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (4yXmp)

91 Okay! Now you've got my attention.

But they're required weekly, and Anesthesia isn't covered.  That's mentioned in Paragraph 9 of the article, though, so most people will miss it.

On the other side we have Romney, a boyscout with no skeletons, a successful businessman, and a likable chap.

Yeah, he's so weird.  I can't vote for him! /Liberal

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (8y9MW)

92 Take Your Daughter to the Unemployment Office Day

http://tinyurl.com/7d3xxxf

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

93
I remember screaming at someone once THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE

...But there is cake. If you like your cake you can keep your cake...and eat it too!

Posted by: Barack Antoinette at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (gppu7)

94 zzz

Posted by: Gerry at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (+udX7)

95 the pie is a lie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (SB0V2)

96 33 Do these women know Obama eats dogs?

Posted by: Dagny at April 26, 2012 04:36 PM (4yXmp)

The women that still vote for him all have that in common.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 26, 2012 12:53 PM (MOHSR)

97
We should not be losing to or even tied with Obama.

****

My guess...he's not.

I saw this thread and thought...oh shit! Not another worthless poll.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:54 PM (piMMO)

98 CAC would do well to take that joke of an electoral map from Huffington Post that Allahpussy posted today and dismantle it.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 26, 2012 12:55 PM (yAor6)

99 I've been dying for cake ever since that Dutch racist cake art thread...but THERE IS NO PIE

Mooch is big on the "pie" thing

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:55 PM (4yXmp)

100

I remember screaming at someone once THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE

 

I was screaming THE CAKE IS A LIE at the new copier today. The copier totally deserved it.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 12:55 PM (VtjlW)

101 On the other side we have Romney, a boyscout with no skeletons, a successful businessman, and a likable chap.

Yeah, he's so weird. I can't vote for him! /Liberal

****

How long before AshleyMadison .com issues a $1M bounty for proof of sex with Romney?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:56 PM (piMMO)

102  the pie is a lie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2012 04:53 PM (SB0V2)

 

-----------------------------------

 

You mean it's pie in the sky?

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 12:56 PM (D7pNR)

103 33
Do these women know Obama eats dogs?
dogs?

it's ok as long as abortion is plentiful and free .
hey remember when Hillary would say  safe and rare?

Posted by: willow knows she is being an eeyore, but, at April 26, 2012 12:56 PM (TomZ9)

104 >>>D+9 Poll

+9 D?
F* rose glasses, they are staring through solid jasper, and they are still losing?

♫OOOOHHHH GREGIEEEEE♫

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 12:56 PM (0q2P7)

105 "According to Rove's pollster there are only 7% real independent voters."

Too generous. There's now just one independent voter. His name is Kennedy and he sits on SCOTUS.

Can we bribe him or do we have to trust that he'll do the right thing?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 12:56 PM (eHIJJ)

106 If that don't work, it's $2 colonoscopies.>>

To get that price point they will be performed by migrant workers using an acrylic tube and a flashlight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 26, 2012 12:57 PM (tf9Ne)

107 When do we get the SCOTUS decision on Obamacare?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:57 PM (piMMO)

108 101 CAC would do well to take that joke of an electoral map from Huffington Post that Allahpussy posted today and dismantle it.

That was some funny $hit they came up with.  :-D

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 26, 2012 12:57 PM (X/+QT)

109
Barak Obama

Very Conservative- 2%

Conservative-5%

Moderate -24%

Liberal- 19%

Very Liberal-34%
Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 04:45 PM (r2PLg)

SCOAMF - 100%

Posted by: YIKES! at April 26, 2012 12:58 PM (eXigD)

110 OH! BTW Suck It Greg!

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 26, 2012 12:58 PM (yAor6)

111 The earliest poll I could find in 2008 was one from Newsweek in June which gave Obama a win by 15 points.  Ace said he would win by 6 to 8 points.


Score one for ace.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 12:58 PM (YdQQY)

112 The biggest thing I'm scared about is defeatism.  Our side is just wired to be so cynical, it seems like every single Republican I know believes Obama is invincible and that we're going to lose.

If this poll is "correct" and the actual party breakdown on election day is 50/50, Romney would win a landslide like we haven't seen in over 20 years.

My advice to Republicans: start being more positive about our chances!

Posted by: Brigadier at April 26, 2012 12:58 PM (0kf1G)

113 72 This poll doesn't convince me of anything. It's just more blog fodder. Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 04:46 PM (D7pNR) This poll convinces me that I need to get back to work.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 26, 2012 12:58 PM (pyh5u)

114

74 -

 

I think it's like when you have a stomach ache.  At first you dismiss it, then when it doesn't go away, and you realize it's not just gas, or it's getting worse, you start to worry.  You know you want to make it stop hurting, but it takes a while before it dawns on you, "hey, it was that Indonesian dog I ate the other day, that's why my stomach hurts!" 

 

And once you're convinced you know what caused it, you do everything you can to avoid eating Indonesian dog the rest of your natural life. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (TOk1P)

115 >>>I remember screaming at someone once THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE THERE IS NO PIE

My best response to the zero sum gain pie is. "You know what's best about pie, with just a little effort you can bake more of it."

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (0q2P7)

116 Someone is accessing Huffpo and Allahpundit? Ewwww. Stay away.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (4yXmp)

117 12% of Hispanics that answered consider themselves Tea Party... Don't know if I am reading that right.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (r2PLg)

118 To get that price point they will be performed by migrant workers using an acrylic tube and a flashlight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 26, 2012 04:57 PM (tf9Ne)

 

---------------------------------------

 

PVC pipe.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (D7pNR)

119 Cavuto doing a bit about what cool means to Obama and Clinton as compared to "cool" Lincoln and FDR.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 12:59 PM (piMMO)

120 What is better, a good steak, cooked medium rare, with horseradish sauce and au jus, or a dog face sandwich?

Posted by: MJ at April 26, 2012 01:00 PM (/x4oj)

121 In that poll they way over-sampled Dems.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 01:00 PM (YdQQY)

122 How long before AshleyMadison .com issues a $1M bounty for proof of sex with Romney?

If they do, I have one suggestion:

http://tinyurl.com/bm3c2z2

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:00 PM (bjRNS)

123 CAC-head,

Self-selected Internet poll. Why didn't you mention that in the post?

WTF, homeslice?  That would dereliction of duty if this join had standards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (ebPtk)

124 Allah faps to Karl Rove projection;

SCOAMF - 284
Romney - 172
Toss Up - 82

http://tinyurl.com/7udvkr6


Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

125 Schrödinger's cat: "I hope Romney has a 'he's coming for your wallets' line well rehearsed."

Maybe try, "He's coming for your shoes and jewelry."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (eHIJJ)

126 I don't think anyone tells me what they really think. They probably think I'll start screaming things.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (4yXmp)

127

Always remember and never forget:  Karl Rove is a piece of shit.

 

American Crossroads will run simultaneously against Obama and Romney.

It produces ads against Obama while Rove puts out doom projections undercutting Romney.

Why?  To hopefully (for Rove) improve the GOP position down ballot while backhandedly helping the Dims defeat Romney, thereby clearing the way for Jebby Boy to arrive in '16 and reunify a bad splintered, gridlocked DC.

 

As a Palinista, I'm no Romney fan, but what's done is done.  Its time to get rid of Obama, period.

 

Now I wish Rove had gotten perp walked in the Plame business. 

Posted by: njinfl at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (SKSDk)

128 >>>a good steak, cooked medium rare,

No reason to incinerate it. Leave some flavor.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (0q2P7)

129 PVC pipe.>>

Probably right since the underground sprinkler guys already have access to that.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 26, 2012 01:01 PM (tf9Ne)

130 only answer to this is be a taxi service for  everyone you know that will vote R to vote
everyone else invite for a kegger and don't wake them up after they pass out.

Posted by: willow knows she is being an eeyore, but, at April 26, 2012 01:02 PM (TomZ9)

131 If they do, I have one suggestion:


****

C'mon. You have to be more creative than that. You know he had some action on the side! That Michelle Bachmann was kinda cute.

Posted by: Whores R Us .com at April 26, 2012 01:02 PM (piMMO)

132 >>How long before AshleyMadison .com issues a $1M bounty for proof of sex with Romney?

Mrs. Romney had five sons....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2012 01:03 PM (/kI1Q)

133 What's with this "Obama = Cool" meme being pushed by the MBM lately? Even Red Eye was pushing it

If you have to constantly tell everyone you're cool, you're not

He's a thin skinned dork who thinks he's cool

His fanboys who think he's cool are like the "Vampire Kids" in South Park

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 01:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

134 Okay... so I have a meeting after work, in one of the other suburbs.  But I have to provide my own dinner (cheapskates).  So what should I grab to eat?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:04 PM (8y9MW)

135 The man is a myth. They made Barack Obama to be an intellectual; a cosmopolitan; a man of the world with experience in all facets of life. -But this fraud can't speak a second language. -Can't play a musical instrument. -Had shitty grades. (Certainly was not even close to being a Rhodes scholar). -Can't speak without telemprompter -Has no historical knowledge -Has no history in the private sector -Has no track record of accomplishing a single thing while a "community organizer"

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 01:04 PM (jUytm)

136 and of course allah adds in the "dude i'm nervous" shit

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 26, 2012 01:04 PM (yAor6)

137 >>What's with this "Obama = Cool" meme being pushed by the MBM lately?

"lately" = since 2007.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 26, 2012 01:04 PM (/kI1Q)

138 Some FUCKING TOOL from Georgetown is saying Paul Ryan's budget is balanced on the "backs of the poor". Asshat.

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (4yXmp)

139 Self-selected Internet poll ********* Yikes. I was wondering who would have the insurance to answer all of those questions on a phone.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (r2PLg)

140  When do we get the SCOTUS decision on Obamacare?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 04:57 PM (piMMO)

 

-----------------------------------------

 

June (supposedly)

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (D7pNR)

141 These polls all showing a HUGE advantage to Democrats in the sample just need to end and end now.  This bullshit is not a poll, it is propaganda and is used to lead the whole news cycle.

A 9 point advantage for Democrats in the sample?  Preposterous.

We need a Polling Czar who determines the party affiliation breakdown on a monthly basis based upon thousands of interviews.  Then all pollsters MUST BE REQUIRED BY LAW TO WEIGHT THEIR SAMPLES BY THAT BREAKDOWN.  The America People deserve to see apples to apples polling.  As it is now, we have Rasmussen showing Romney +5 while CBS shows him -9.  It is ridiculous.

If there were ever a time for government regulation it is here.  This abuse is DANGEROUS.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (hlUJY)

142 Rove is taking PPP serious, no wonder the map comes out like that

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (yAor6)

143 >>>What's with this "Obama = Cool" meme being pushed by the MBM lately?

What else does he have?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (0q2P7)

144 Nooooooooo!!!!...Mom where's my Ritalin???!!!!!

Posted by: GERG! at April 26, 2012 01:05 PM (+7RKm)

145

"The perception that you have a candidate that can win boosts turnout and enthusiasm amongst your base, particularly after a daunting primary in which the eventual winner did little or nothing to pitch themselves to them."

 

 

Wow, CAC, this sauce is incredible. You almost can't tell it's a shit sandwich under there.

Posted by: SMOD, we need you at April 26, 2012 01:06 PM (wWZWw)

146 saying Paul Ryan's budget is balanced on the "backs of the poor"

Rage. Rage. Rage.
Seethe. Seethe. Seethe.

Though, honestly: better the backs of today's "poor" than on the backs of my grandchildren.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:06 PM (8y9MW)

147 YouGov.com is British.  What the fuck to I care what some brit poll says?

Posted by: © Sponge at April 26, 2012 01:06 PM (UK9cE)

148 Okay... so I have a meeting after work, in one of the other suburbs. But I have to provide my own dinner (cheapskates). So what should I grab to eat?

I don't know where you're at. Last time I was in DFW, though, I ate here:

http://tinyurl.com/d389fxm

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:06 PM (bjRNS)

149 Gentlemen, I have already soaped my back and wound my watch.
I do not want nor need your help.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at April 26, 2012 01:07 PM (kSaUf)

150 What's with this "Obama = Cool" meme being pushed by the MBM lately? Even Red Eye was pushing it

****

Which was kid of Cavuto's point. I'm sure it will be online eventually, but to paraphrase, sometimes folks are embarrassed by things they once thought were cool and come to think of other things as totally cool, such as Lincoln and Give 'em hell, Harry.

He thinks Obama will one day come to regret his actions.

I completely agree. Remember the 80's?

Posted by: Whores R Us .com at April 26, 2012 01:07 PM (piMMO)

151 >>> Obama is going down like Lucy on Fred when Ethel wasn't looking.

Aiyee-ai-yi-yi!

Posted by: Desi Arnaz at April 26, 2012 01:07 PM (XXy2R)

152 All the things I listed above is a) no secret, and b) no exaggeration. I know it. And you know it. But people don't want to believe that Obama is a fraud. Right now half the idiots who vote want to believe in the mythical Obama. If we can open a few eyes...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 01:07 PM (jUytm)

153

137....So what should I grab to eat?

 

Nothing too greasy, if you're going to have to eat it while driving. .....So that rules out Long John Silvers crunchy fish and hush puppies.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 01:07 PM (O4AQQ)

154 The SCARY part is not that these pollsters are just getting these results and the party affiliation breakdown falls where it may.  They are INTENTIONALLY weighting their polls to the left after the polling is done.

The recent CNN poll that showed Obama 9 points ahead had it as a TIE in the actual polling.  Only after the re-weighted it heavily Democrat did he go ahead by 9.

This MUST end.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (hlUJY)

155 >>>If there were ever a time for government regulation it is here. This abuse is DANGEROUS.

Sure it is. And it's a patch of lies. It's also protected 1st amendment speech. Your argument is that people are so stupid as to be fooled. Short of outright fraud, that is an invalid argument to infringe speech.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (0q2P7)

156 These pics will doom the Dog Eating Socialist dog-meat.net

Posted by: blogforce one at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (IBzeA)

157 This is how cool Obama is: he only looks cool when he's sitting still, not doing anything. Oddly, it is also indicative of his accomplishments in life. Give him a prop and he look like a big ass dork that can't figure out how to put on a pair of jeans, use an umbrella, throw a baseball, or ride a bike.

Posted by: MJ at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (/x4oj)

158 yeah, looks like Great Depression 2.0 is still on if Rove's giving 271 to SCOAMF

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (QxSug)

159 Last time I was in DFW, though, I ate here:

Sound's good, but I've got to get it to go.

CFA is my easy choice.  Or Whataburger.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

160

Dog-eater was on Jimmy Kibble yucking it up. Where's the cool bounce?

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 26, 2012 01:08 PM (c3mby)

161 CAC, tnx agin.  Stunning.

Rush was right when he said today that the Democrats are running scared. I am sure that are more "scientific" polling is even worse news for Barky.  I do hope that Mittens stays on message a la speech the other night and does not take the bait that would surely be cast his way to get him off message.

Posted by: eureka! at April 26, 2012 01:09 PM (81yf8)

162 137 Okay... so I have a meeting after work, in one of the other suburbs. But I have to provide my own dinner (cheapskates). So what should I grab to eat? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 05:04 PM (8y9MW) I just had a Pot Belly's sub. Mmm mmm mmm!

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 26, 2012 01:09 PM (RM1gx)

163 >Barak Obama
>Very Conservative- 2%
>Conservative-5%

Who the fuck are these people and what is wrong with them?  I understand why a dirty pinko douche nozzle would vote for Obama but who calls themselves a conservative and still supports the SCOAMF?  But there are seriously enough of these dumb bastards out there to actually register on a poll?

Posted by: DanInMN at April 26, 2012 01:09 PM (XqeyF)

164 I've noticed a shift in the force. When you corner a nasty little rodent, such as a rat, it is at it's nastiest and most vicious. I feel that the trolls are in great fear, and they are striking out as only a nasty little dumb animal can strike out. They feel the Earth move, and it is away from them, not toward them. They are shitting themselves. They are scratching and spitting in terror. They can feel the end of their miserable little socialist dreams evaporating as a cockroach fart.

Posted by: maddogg at April 26, 2012 01:09 PM (OlN4e)

165  Okay... so I have a meeting after work, in one of the other suburbs. But I have to provide my own dinner (cheapskates). So what should I grab to eat?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 05:04 PM (8y9MW)

 

-------------------------------------------

 

Is there a pound nearby?

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:10 PM (D7pNR)

166 CFA is my easy choice. Or Whataburger.

CFA? I have been gone too long, 'cause that doesn't compute.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:11 PM (bjRNS)

167 So, what you are saying is the percentage of racists in this country is all the way up to 47%?

Posted by: jimmuy at April 26, 2012 01:11 PM (kSaUf)

168 Content WARNING!! http://dog-meat.net/

Posted by: blogforce one at April 26, 2012 01:11 PM (IBzeA)

169

OK... if women are 49% 45% pro Obama... and the overall poll is 47% 46%pro Romney...

 

Does that not mean that the Precedent has a HUGE problem with MALE voters? 

 

So.... Obama gets the MetroMale Vote... but gets slammed by the Man Vote?

 

Becaue of his namby pamby I want the Government to be your Mom Outlook? (not to mention his Mom Jeans)...

Posted by: Satan at April 26, 2012 01:11 PM (lZBBB)

170 'cause that doesn't compute.

Chick Fil-A

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)

171 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 05:04 PM (8y9MW)

Weinberger's Chicago Style Deli in Grapevine.  Best. Sandwiches. Ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (UK9cE)

172 Who the fuck are these people and what is wrong with them? ************ Good question. Teenagers smoking the Marxist ghange pipe?

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (r2PLg)

173 OT: Over on Drudge: Egypt Passes 'Farewell Intercourse' Law. I thought it was a ban on sex, but it's a law allowing husbands to schtup their dead wives up ti 6 hours after their dead. Hooray for the Arab Spring!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (Af3Wg)

174 "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" Here's a grown man who couldn't even unclog the sink's waste disposal. And there he was in 2010 pretending to control a disaster in the Gulf. Obama walked on the beach for a photo-op. That's it; that's all daddy did to "plug the hole." And he got away with it. He is a complete fraud propped up by the media.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (jUytm)

175 171 So, what you are saying is the percentage of racists in this country is all the way up to 47%?

Posted by: jimmuy at April 26, 2012 05:11 PM (kSaUf)

 

Which just about equals the % if taxpayers? 

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2012 01:12 PM (lZBBB)

176 137  I like Applebees 3 cheese pasta w/grilled chicken and cesar salad.  It's quick and pretty good.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 01:13 PM (O/fK8)

177 kbdabear@136,

Exactly. When the best one can say about someone else is, "He's cool," I pretty much conclude, "He's a stoner layabout bullshitting me because he has no real skills."

"Cool" is someone who can actually do things in a responsible manner. It isn't someone who's a poseur. I guess that's why "cool" appeals so to the Hollyweird/Media crowd. They're living in a fantasy world of make-believe.

Fallon's bit was a perfect example of this. (Well, as far as about 20 seconds of viewing that I could tolerate.) Seriously, that was an embarrassment and exactly what I'd expect from "cool" kids. They've just never escaped high-school mentality.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 01:13 PM (eHIJJ)

178 175 Weinberger's Chicago Style Deli in Grapevine. Best. Sandwiches. Ever. Posted by: © Sponge at April 26, 2012 05:12 PM (UK9cE) Carnegie Deli in Manhattan, Ben's Best in Rego Park.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 01:13 PM (Af3Wg)

179 His fanboys who think he's cool are like the "Vampire Kids" in South Park

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 05:03 PM (Y+DPZ)



It's more like a Twilight following.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 26, 2012 01:13 PM (eXigD)

180 Hmm Dallas.--What to pick up? One time these restaurant inspectors in OK told me the cleanest damn restaurants were- Taco Mayo. (Don't know if they are in Dallas.)

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:13 PM (r2PLg)

181

As I said elsewhere (brilliantly, I might add), the 52% never really considered whether Barack Hussein Obama was or is cool.  They voted for him because it made THEM seem cool! 

 

Like the teenage girl in high school who starts dating the black guy and/or the guy with the tats and the motorcycle.  It's not about him, he could be the biggest dud in the world, it's about how he makes her look cool to all her catty little friends. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 01:14 PM (TOk1P)

182 Sorry if this has already been posted:

Want to Know Just How Close the Muslim Brotherhood Is to the Obama Admin?
http://tinyurl.com/cunw5wx

Posted by: momma at April 26, 2012 01:15 PM (oKsWl)

183 What we need is more Jon Lovitz's. I'm serious. We need more people to just come out and say Obama is a fucking loser. It will open people's eyes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 01:15 PM (jUytm)

184 ESPN is suck. Keyshawn Johnson, "Jaws", Trent Dilfer, Steve Young? Horrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:15 PM (Sh42X)

185 Egypt Passes 'Farewell Intercourse' Law. I thought it was a ban on sex, but it's a law allowing husbands to schtup their dead wives up ti 6 hours after their dead. Hooray for the Arab Spring! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 05:12 PM (Af3Wg) ******** Can they get busy with it while the broad is dying too?

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:15 PM (r2PLg)

186 Egypt Passes 'Farewell Intercourse' Law. I thought it was a ban on sex, but it's a law allowing husbands to schtup their dead wives up ti 6 hours after their dead.

Hooray for the Arab Spring!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 05:12 PM (Af3Wg)



Barry: If I had a dead Egyptian wife she'd look bangable to me. At least for the first 6 hours

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2012 01:16 PM (1Jaio)

187 It's bad when your hope to open people's eyes- is fricking Jon Lovitz. Gawd I'm going to go all Allah pundit.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:16 PM (r2PLg)

188 Obama to Egyptians: If you like having sex with your dead wife, you can keep having sex with your dead wife.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 26, 2012 01:19 PM (jUytm)

189 Johnny's Italian Beef. North Ave. Elmwood Park IL Hah! The poll thread became a food thread and this time it's not because Obama ate a dog.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 26, 2012 01:20 PM (F1lOF)

190 "Is she dead yet?"

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:20 PM (r2PLg)

191 They voted for him because it made THEM seem cool!

And if they vote for him again it will make them seem stupid.

Posted by: Retread at April 26, 2012 01:21 PM (joSBv)

192 ESPN is suck. Keyshawn Johnson, "Jaws", Trent Dilfer, Steve Young? Horrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 05:15 PM (Sh42X)


My dad has ESPN on most all days.....with the sound down.  "Like to watch sports, but those fucking talking heads get on my nerves!!!?

I rarely watch that shit anymore. 

Golf Channel in the morning and random stuff in the evening......ESPN could really fall off the planet and I wouldn't mind a bit.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 26, 2012 01:21 PM (UK9cE)

193 I asked the guy, "Who said you could have sex with my dead wife?"

He said "Everybody!"

Posted by: Rodney Dangerpharoh at April 26, 2012 01:21 PM (z9HTb)

194 Just saying that the "cool schtick" isn't playing well in Peoria.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:22 PM (D7pNR)

195 The MFM and libs are already grasping at straws 10 months out. Wait until August/September. Buy popcorn futures now cause there is gonna be some pretty funny shit put out there as they get more desperate.

Posted by: Bosk at April 26, 2012 01:23 PM (n2K+4)

196 Ya know, I was aware of this shit in Las Vegas. I guess I shouldn't be surprised about Portland, huh?

Portland bans Groupon: http://bit.ly/IA7ty1

Posted by: Whores R Us .com at April 26, 2012 01:23 PM (piMMO)

197

61 55 Oh yeah. I forgot. "The Pie". How do they answer the problem that population grows and there is still pie.

 

---------

 

Imperialism, you running dog. It's all about stealing 3rd world pie.

 

Posted by: Anachronda at April 26, 2012 01:23 PM (xGZ+b)

198 Muhammad Youngman:  Bang my dead wife, please

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2012 01:24 PM (1Jaio)

199 off sticky sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:24 PM (piMMO)

200 Gawd I'm going to go all Allah pundit.

Chemical castration?

Posted by: Dagny[/i] at April 26, 2012 01:24 PM (4yXmp)

201 Awesome, CAC!

The libtards are still using 2011 and 3 month old 2012 polls to justify their claim that Obamster will trounce Mitt. Ha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2012 01:24 PM (f9c2L)

202 She's not dead! She's just pining for the fjords!

Posted by: Mohammad Python at April 26, 2012 01:25 PM (n2K+4)

203 The religion of peace is now the religion of necrophilia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 01:25 PM (Af3Wg)

204 In Soviet Russia, the government has sex with YOU !!!!!!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 01:26 PM (Dll6b)

205 D+9??  That can't be right.  Maybe D+3

Posted by: Truman North at April 26, 2012 01:26 PM (I2LwF)

206 CAC, did you see the Politico poll on the top of Drudge right now?

Posted by: lauraw at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (eZUHn)

207

I love watching "The Legs" on FNC.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (D7pNR)

208

Romney up in a D+9 of registered voters??

It moved.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (NG097)

209 The religion of peace is now the religion of necrophilia.

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (UtoLw)

210 testes

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (NG097)

211

Egypt Passes 'Farewell Intercourse' Law

No gender discrimination here. Women will also be allowed to have sex with their dead husbands.

Must. Not. Make. Jokes.

"The new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of womenÂ’s rights of getting education and employment."

Yep, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen. That's how we keeps the wimmen folk back in West by God Virginny.   

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 26, 2012 01:27 PM (RQD3a)

212 D+9?? That can't be right. Maybe D+3

It's been a while since my Statistics class.  Also: I'm lazy.  Can anyone do the math (or give a ball-park) on what would happen if this weren't so inaccurately skewed?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:28 PM (8y9MW)

213 doing the Math, Romney up by one with a plus 9 Demo weight means


ROMNEY UP 10 ----- as the voters in 2010 were evenly split re party reg


also, if this is reg voters rather than Likely Voters, Romney is up maybe 14


Posted by: ex-PFC Wintergreen at April 26, 2012 01:28 PM (Dll6b)

214 All these polls confuse and frighten me.

Posted by: unfrozen caveman eleven at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (KXm42)

215 Chris Carter ? Also terrible. And who resurrected Bill Polian?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (Sh42X)

216
Muhammad Carson: My wife was so ugly.
Audience: How ugly was she?
Muhammad Carson: She was so ugly, I only banged for the first 6 hours after she died

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (1Jaio)

217 FoxB just reported that Wells Fargo has told the Obamanite regulators that if the implement the proposed Mortgage Lender rules they will pull up to 20% of their lending.

Wells Fargo is the nation's biggest mortgage lender.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (YdQQY)

218

CFA= Chick Fil A.

But never on Sundays. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 26, 2012 01:29 PM (RQD3a)

219 Gawd I'm going to go all Allah pundit. Chemical castration? Posted by: Dagny at April 26, 2012 05:24 PM (4yXmp) ********* Hey I'm a chick-but I still couldn't get to be that much of a pussy. Jeebus. Allahpundit.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:30 PM (r2PLg)

220 From the Politico poll on Drudge:


The poll also reveals that more Americans trust their state governments to be honest, efficient and less partisan than the federal government.


In other news, apparently, in the process of taking this poll, Politico spoke to no one from the state of California.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i][/b] at April 26, 2012 01:30 PM (UtoLw)

221 Kitteh attempts to murder owner;

James Forte Stabs Himself After Tripping Over Cat: Pa. Police

http://tinyurl.com/3vt6pk7

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 01:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

222 I loves teh moronettes.

Posted by: unfrozen caveman eleven at April 26, 2012 01:31 PM (KXm42)

223 No gender discrimination here. Women will also be allowed to have sex with their dead husbands. Must. Not. Make. Jokes. *********** Stuff him! Dan-O

Posted by: Hawaiian Sharia at April 26, 2012 01:31 PM (r2PLg)

224
Good news blip on the radar screen this far out but no biggie.

Baby Doll (Eli Wallach's first film) is on TCM. A bizarre flick that I didn't like at first, it's really quite good. Karl Malden plays the part of of the unhinged malevolent character very well. Directed by Elia Kazan, more evidence of Kazan's genius.

Wallach was also excellent in The Misfits, Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe's last film. Both films were dark and unsettling, products of a time when Hollywood was at its creative best.

And, of course, Wallach was the only person to play Tuco in The good, The Bad and The Ugly. That movie rates in my top 10 and I cannot understand those who pan it. But then Dr. Strangelove and A Clockwork Orange also rate on my top 10 list, both of which a lot of people don't "get".

I think (propose) Ace should diversify his movie reviews to include old classics. I understand he's a young ewok and totally unfamiliar with many of the classics, but I think it could be fun for Ace and his audience to delve into past classics.

I'd find it far more interesting and entertaining than a trailer/review of Iron Man VI.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 01:32 PM (7+pP9)

225 Worst. Draft thread. Ever.
Posted by: Dr Spank


I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 01:32 PM (NG097)

226 In other news, apparently, in the process of taking this poll, Politico spoke to no one from the state of California.

yup...Cali politics is a tire fire.

Posted by: unfrozen caveman eleven at April 26, 2012 01:32 PM (KXm42)

227 My dentist was just telling me that his wife got a coupon for a colonic cleasing from Groupon.  "Experienced technician".  50% off.

He tells her "Now I know what to get you for Mother's Day."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:33 PM (O3R/2)

228
[/]White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Posted by: DR. Hook (freakin' At The) Freaker's Ball at April 26, 2012 01:33 PM (eXigD)

229

Also on Drudge,a  link from the Weekly Standard: Michelle Obama says she won't run for President.

Damn. I was so totally going to vote for her.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 26, 2012 01:33 PM (RQD3a)

230 "Dr Strangelove" doesn't age well because you had to be at least a teenager by that time to understand the Cold War vibe Kubrick was going after


Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at April 26, 2012 01:35 PM (Dll6b)

231 I am torn on the Wells Fargo thing. On the one hand the Obama Admin is full of economic idiots. On the other WF deserves all the bad things that can happen to it.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 01:35 PM (HnQE5)

232

Shamelessly blogwhoring my latest blog post, "And They Wonder Why We Don't Trust Them...."


You want to know why the Mainstream Media is losing market share?

 

It’s because their “product” isn’t reliable.

 

An uncomfortable truism of the free market is that there are ALWAYS other choices. And consumers tend to go with the “brands” that they know they can trust. That’s just as true for laundry detergent as it is for news sources.

 

Once a company has lost the trust and respect of their customers, they almost never recover, and eventually most of them have to close their doors.

 

http://is.gd/d4ghmA

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 26, 2012 01:36 PM (0xqzf)

233 I am torn on the Wells Fargo thing.

Kind of like a Cowboy's fan watching an Eagles / Giants game: "Can they both lose?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 26, 2012 01:36 PM (8y9MW)

234 I need a visual. Where is the huge map?

Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 01:37 PM (8oQw/)

235 And, of course, Wallach was the only person to play Tuco in The good, The Bad and The Ugly. That movie rates in my top 10 and I cannot understand those who pan it. But then Dr. Strangelove and A Clockwork Orange also rate on my top 10 list, both of which a lot of people don't "get".



I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 01:37 PM (YdQQY)

236 "Dr Strangelove" doesn't age well because you had to be at least a teenager by that time to understand the Cold War vibe Kubrick was going after


****

I watched Beverly Hills Cop the other day. Still laughed at it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:37 PM (piMMO)

237 I pray you are right! It still depresses me. The thought of 4 more years of Obama scares me.

Posted by: Cate at April 26, 2012 01:37 PM (i6X2I)

238

'Farewell Intercourse' Law

 

Say goodbye to your mom, kids. 

Posted by: Grieving Muslim at Goat Funeral at April 26, 2012 01:38 PM (J4VUV)

239 235: We must not dissipate our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 26, 2012 01:38 PM (RQD3a)

240 I think Dr Strangelove is one of the best comedies ever made.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:39 PM (Sh42X)

241 I saw "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 18.  I did not understand it.  I didn't like the senseless violence.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:39 PM (O3R/2)

242 I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 05:37 PM (YdQQY)

 

------------------------------------------

 

I never liked it.  Even when I dropped some acid to see it.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:40 PM (brD2T)

243 Mohammed Dangerfield: My wife likes to have sex in the back of the hearse. Yeah, while I'm driving!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 01:40 PM (Af3Wg)

244 'clockwork' is a piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 01:40 PM (J4VUV)

245 I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange.


****

Disturbing and disturbed.

Then again, I rate the original Cape Fear amongst my top movies so, who am I to say anything.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:41 PM (piMMO)

246 ED! I love "Baby Doll"!!! omg that damaged me when I first saw it - I was way too young. this is why tis bad when latchkey kids are movie dorks - I saw lots of things I maybe shouldn't have. That is a great film. Clockwork always a fave also

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 26, 2012 01:41 PM (SB0V2)

247 "Clockwork" is a movie you like when you're young.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:41 PM (Sh42X)

248 Tasker is a chick? Since when?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2012 01:42 PM (4ZNCv)

249 The original Cape Fear is excellent.  Look up the word "menacing" in the dictionary and you will find a picture of Robert Mitchum.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:42 PM (O3R/2)

250 I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange.

 

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 05:37 PM (YdQQY)

 

-----

 

Clockwork Orange was ahead of it's time. ....We are living it today.

 

When it came out, it was considered 'far fetched' that roving gangs of unemployed youth, living in decaying cities....would engage in wanton, degenerate behavior and do home invasions for fun. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 01:43 PM (O4AQQ)

251 Baby Doll is fantastic but very disturbing. I was watching The Thin Man the other night and it's amazing to see how casually massive alcoholism is treated.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 26, 2012 01:43 PM (HnQE5)

252 Vic: "I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange."

Great film. One of the few films that was better than the book. Kubrick was a stylistic master with this type of stuff. It has effective shock value which is part of its charm. Seriously good film.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 01:43 PM (eHIJJ)

253 253 Tasker is a chick? Since when?


Since the surgery.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:43 PM (Sh42X)

254 Buy popcorn futures now cause there is gonna be some pretty funny shit put out there as they get more desperate. And by “funny”, I think you mean “riot-inciting”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 26, 2012 01:44 PM (QF8uk)

255 Romney'12:  Never Ate a Dog

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 01:44 PM (NG097)

256 I need a visual. Where is the huge map? Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 05:37 PM (8oQw/) Everyone complaining about margins right now? There's your guy to tar and feather.

Posted by: CAC at April 26, 2012 01:45 PM (Avroa)

257 I think we need a bigger blog.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:45 PM (Sh42X)

258 Massive alcoholism?  Ever see "Topper?"  George and Gracie are killed in a car crash.  Booze is involved.  They come back as ghosts to teach Topper how to be "cool."

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:45 PM (O3R/2)

259 Aahhh...there's the blog shattering map.

Posted by: unfrozen caveman eleven at April 26, 2012 01:45 PM (KXm42)

260 The original Cape Fear is excellent. Look up the word "menacing" in the dictionary and you will find a picture of Robert Mitchum.


****

It must have been scandalous when it was released. There is some very rough stuff going on for the early 60's, and Mitchum is so convincing it's difficult to separate the hate for the character from the actor.

The remake was also very good. All the actors were fantastic but Juliette Lewis, as the daughter, was incredible.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (piMMO)

261
235 "Dr Strangelove" doesn't age well because you had to be at least a teenager by that time to understand the Cold War vibe Kubrick was going after


Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at April 26, 2012 05:35 PM (Dll6b)


Yeah -- my (10 year younger) Grad School GF thought it was totally over the top when Major "King" Kong yelled "fire the explosive bolts!" She thought it was some sort of fake drama. I don't think she believed me when I told her explosive bolts were a reality.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (7+pP9)

262 Ooooo....it's so Big and Red.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (O4AQQ)

263 Karl Rove is really getting on my fucking nerves. He sucks off Romney on a daily basis and now that he has it sown up is whining that he's going to lose the general. What a douchenozzle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (Af3Wg)

264 257 253 Tasker is a chick? Since when? Since the surgery. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 05:43 PM (Sh42X) ********* Ya, I went into the doc and said_ "Give me the Allah Pundit!"

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (r2PLg)

265

 No gender discrimination here. Women will also be allowed to have sex with their dead husbands.
Must. Not. Make. Jokes.

-----------------------------------------------

 

I think the law was extended so that the wives could  finally beat their husbands for no more than six hours after  the  husband  dies.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:46 PM (brD2T)

266 What the heck?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:47 PM (piMMO)

267 LOL! At the map.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg)

268 CAC: "They're wrong or Im wearing a shirt made out of bacon."

I've sworn off bacon. Dog isn't sounding that bad right now. I may need to welcome our Old Dog-eating Overlords.

Posted by: Eeyorepundit at April 26, 2012 01:47 PM (eHIJJ)

269 I actually like the wider margins.....easier to read.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 01:47 PM (O4AQQ)

270 Hey, Hadji!  I thought I felt a quiver!  This is the best ever!

Posted by: Mohammed at April 26, 2012 01:48 PM (KWdVT)

271 Great film. One of the few films that was better than the book. Kubrick was a stylistic master with this type of stuff. It has effective shock value which is part of its charm.Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

Which edition? The US version with the missing end chapter in which Alex grows up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 26, 2012 01:48 PM (ebPtk)

272

I saw "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 18. I did not understand it. I didn't like the senseless violence<<<

 

It wasn't even that violent. Just senseless.

 

More hippy college bullshit affectation, like claiming to enjoy the Grateful Dead or sitting through Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii film and acting like you didn't just watch Roger Waters fingerprint for two hours while David Gilmour tortured a cat to death.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2012 01:48 PM (4ZNCv)

273

"Clockwork" is a movie you like when you're young.

 

No.  It wasn't.  I always thought it was gratuitous shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 01:49 PM (J4VUV)

274 The Misfits is on TCM right now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 01:49 PM (Sh42X)

275 CAC's Electoral Map brought to you by The Wide Track Pontiac for 1963

Posted by: Pontiac Motor Division 1963 at April 26, 2012 01:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

276 There is some very rough stuff going on for the early 60's, and Mitchum is so convincing it's difficult to separate the hate for the character from the actor.

You get the feeling Mitchum coulda been a bad man if the acting gig hadn't worked out.  But then he played that captian in the WWII flick that men would follow into hell.

Great actor.

Posted by: unfrozen caveman eleven at April 26, 2012 01:50 PM (KXm42)

277 I actually like the wider margins.....easier to read.

I used to work in typesetting, and -- to read quickly -- you want to set your column width to about eight to ten words.

So I'm not a big fan of the wide margins.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:50 PM (bjRNS)

278 I like The Misfits.  Just saw it 3-4 weeks ago.  A bit strange.  But very interesting.  That stupid host of the show said the title referred to the mustangs in the mountains.  No.  It refers to the characters.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:51 PM (O3R/2)

279 It really pisses me off that CO is purple.  Too many people from the left coast have moved here.  We even had a few Otards last fall in our little berg.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 01:52 PM (O/fK8)

280

like claiming to enjoy the Grateful Dead

 

don't start this shit.  when Ron was alive, they rocked.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 01:52 PM (J4VUV)

281 The Misfits is on TCM right now.

****

Monroe is just gorgeous in that flick but think of all the tragedy associate with that crew.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 01:52 PM (piMMO)

282 Allah, Karl Rove, wherever you are out there ....

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at April 26, 2012 01:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

283

Aah. Much better.

Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 01:53 PM (8oQw/)

284 "Don't Californicate Colorado"  - Bumper Sticker circa 1981

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:53 PM (O3R/2)

285 weft cut-loop@276,

(*** Possible spoiler alert for Vic, so skip if you want to remain pure of mind ***)



The only version I've seen (several times) is where Alex is recuperating in the hospital bed and the Prime Minister has given him his Beethoven. IOW his "rehab" is complete. I guess it must be the US version.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 01:54 PM (eHIJJ)

286 like claiming to enjoy the Grateful Dead ********** I think that's how they got that new sharia law.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:54 PM (r2PLg)

287 Eli Wallach didn't meet tragedy, did he?  I ain't crying for Clark Gable.  He had a full life.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 01:54 PM (O3R/2)

288 I work with a bunch of white guilt voters that went for Obama last time.  From what I overhear, only one is still on that bandwagon.  These people work hard, and every single one, every single one, has a spouse or immediate family member who cannot find work.  Add that to gas prices, and President PitchingWedge is toast. 

Posted by: sybilll at April 26, 2012 01:55 PM (wqUb1)

289 The only version I've seen (several times) ...

He was referring to the book, not the movie.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:55 PM (bjRNS)

290

If they can get the lid down.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 26, 2012 05:53 PM (phlKA)

 

--------------------------------------------

 

They'll just have to drill a hole in the lid for me.  I'm goin' out in style.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 01:55 PM (brD2T)

291 I'm actually kinda afraid of that. The 'death boner' is apparently not some sorta urban fiction. Hopefully the funeral directors will have enough bungee cord and duct tape to do a tasteful job. Otherwise, it's closed casket for me. If they can get the lid down. ******** I can see the ads now. Two hour taxidermy ! Keep them in the upright and locked position!

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 01:56 PM (r2PLg)

292 Eli Wallach didn't meet tragedy, did he?

According to wikipedia, he's alive and living with Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 01:56 PM (bjRNS)

293 291  Yes, that one was around for a long time.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 01:57 PM (O/fK8)

294 258 Vic: "I like the first two but I have never seen Clockwork Orange."

Great film. One of the few films that was better than the book



Except Kubrick fundamentally altered the point of the story by omitting the last chapter.  In the book, Alex meets up with one of the old friends and decides to voluntarily reform.  The story becomes about morality being dependent upon having free will to choose good over evil, and how when he was a 'clockwork monkey' he was forced to be good - without any moral improvement.

But by removing the final chapter, Kubrick leaves you with just a bunch of violence without any moral redemption (hence the 'gratuitous violence' criticism, as Kubrick got rid of the moral purpose of showing the violence in the first place).

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2012 01:57 PM (vjyZP)

295

don't start this shit. when Ron was alive, they rocked.<<<

 

They never "rocked."  They "folked" or "jammed" or whatever the fuck it is you people call it that you danced to barefooted like a retard for three hours before passing out in the hirsute, B.O. and patchouli-smelling crotch of a fat broad in a tye-died muumuu.

 

 

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2012 01:57 PM (JDIKC)

296

283.....I used to work in typesetting, and -- to read quickly -- you want to set your column width to about eight to ten words.

 

So I'm not a big fan of the wide margins.

 

The wider text stretches out the sentences. A big scrunched up wall-o-text is a turn off to a lot of people. .....In a hand-held newspaper or magazine, it was/is  different...there wasn't a light behind the text that messes with your eyes.

 

As you may imagine....I am not a Kindle user.


 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 01:57 PM (O4AQQ)

297 I think the addition of a minaret with a little gold dome would be rather tasteful, no?

Posted by: Mohammed at April 26, 2012 01:59 PM (KWdVT)

298 A big scrunched up wall-o-text is a turn off to a lot of people.

I was just talking about margins. Paragraphs and their spacing is a different topic.

That said, you are correct. Some posters need to learn to add white space if they want to be more readable.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 02:00 PM (bjRNS)

299 When a SCOAMF fanboy or fangurl tells you "Bush messed things up so bad that Obama needs four more years to fix it", they're telling you; "No way in hell am I ever going to admit that I got fooled and swept up in a fad"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 02:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

300 truckin' like the do-dah maaaan!

Posted by: Mohammed at April 26, 2012 02:00 PM (KWdVT)

301

Ha, FOX leads with the marxist EPA guy.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:01 PM (UpwlP)

302 Meiczyslaw: "He was referring to the book, not the movie."

It was so long ago, I don't remember. The most I recall from the book was just getting through the vocabulary. The actual chapter-to-chapter plot I don't recall at all. I mean, the book was OK (whichever the version), but it didn't really grab me. The movie did which was why I liked it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 02:01 PM (eHIJJ)

303 I have nothing to add to this post other than to say thanks for not being the hand-wringers like the dickbags over at Hot Air, CAC.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 26, 2012 02:01 PM (pLTLS)

304 Uh do I need to send CAC the tutorial on sizing images in html?

Well unless blowing out the margins is part of the plan...

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 26, 2012 02:01 PM (pAlYe)

305 If things don't improve, I'm banging this thread.

Posted by: Momar Rhafanjohni at April 26, 2012 02:02 PM (Sh42X)

306 *squirt*

Posted by: A Weiner at April 26, 2012 02:02 PM (z9HTb)

307 All the village women will be grateful when I'm dead.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 26, 2012 02:02 PM (KWdVT)

308 268 Karl Rove is really getting on my fucking nerves. He sucks off Romney on a daily basis and now that he has it sown up is whining that he's going to lose the general.

What a douchenozzle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 26, 2012 05:46 PM

Don't yell at me, I'm just an analyst doing my job

My job happens to be the ascension of Jeb Bush no matter how much earth I have to scorch

Posted by: Karl Rove at April 26, 2012 02:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

309 Ha, FOX leads with the marxist EPA guy.

FNC is always at least a day behind the bloggers.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 02:03 PM (NG097)

310

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 26, 2012 05:57 PM (JDIKC)

 

You went down on a hippy chick once and now you are bitter. I get it.

But, Pigpen rocked.  This you can't deny. 

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2012 02:03 PM (0uADq)

311 Eli wallach? What hapPened to Eli wallach? Blondie!!!!!! You sonofa.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2012 02:03 PM (uoRhP)

312 DooWeeooeeoo

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (NG097)

313 wahwahwah

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (NG097)

314 How the hell did they come up with the 6 hour limit? 5 good, 7 is bad, bad.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (r2PLg)

315 My job happens to be the ascension of Jeb Bush no matter how much earth I have to scorch


****

Jeb needs to deliver Florida and then sit the hell back and help prepare George P. for his future instead of pulling a Ron-screws-Rand song and dance.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (piMMO)

316 316 Ha, FOX leads with the marxist EPA guy.

FNC is always at least a day behind the bloggers.
Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 06:03 PM

We're always behind Sarah Palin.

Because she's got a GREAT ASS

Posted by: The Secret Service at April 26, 2012 02:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

317 295 I work with a bunch of white guilt voters that went for Obama last time. From what I overhear, only one is still on that bandwagon. These people work hard, and every single one, every single one, has a spouse or immediate family member who cannot find work. Add that to gas prices, and President PitchingWedge is toast.

 

Posted by: sybilll at April 26, 2012 05:55 PM (wqUb1)

 

This is good to hear. .....So I doubt that it matters to them how "cool" he is.

 

This election will come down to the economy, I think. ....And I cannot imagine Barky doing anything that will actually get it to improve between now and November.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:05 PM (O4AQQ)

318
Actually, I think A Clockwork Orange is a film that doesn't age well. Lots of references to the pop culture/themes of that time. Vic is old enough to get it whether he likes it or not.

The senseless violence in it makes sense just because it was so senseless. But then I remember the Watts riots, the '68 Chicago convention and many other acts of senseless violence from that era. To me its violence is no more gratuitous (actually less) than the violence in The Fight Club.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 02:05 PM (7+pP9)

319 Roll the Prosperity Montage!  ROLL IT!

Posted by: MFM at April 26, 2012 02:06 PM (NG097)

320 Rove is full of $hit with his map and prediction. No way in hell Obama carries GA, SC and FL and I'm leaning towards VA and NC as pick-up's for Romney.

Look, Mitt was not/is not my first choice but he is the nominee and getting Obama out of there is job # 1. Once that sets in, and it will very soon with conservative voters, we'll be off to the races. Especially if Mitt runs a good campaign, picks a more conservative Veep as him and takes the fight to Obama.

Romney is no McCain and the country will have had 4 yrs of suck known as Obama. I believe Obama is landslide'able....

Posted by: ATLDiver at April 26, 2012 02:06 PM (rCsM0)

321 If the job market continues deteriorating then pretty soon the media's polling  will be +15 D and will oversample even worse the 18-25 year old  demographic.  The irony, of course, is that many conservatives thereby will be  duped into not bothering to vote.  Again. 

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (f8XyF)

322 wooga: "But by removing the final chapter, Kubrick leaves you with just a bunch of violence without any moral redemption (hence the 'gratuitous violence' criticism, as Kubrick got rid of the moral purpose of showing the violence in the first place)."

See, I didn't get that impression from the conclusion. I interpreted the closing scene with Alex being so grateful for his rehab that he'd just realized his fortunes after all the grief he'd experienced. Sure, it was a snapshot moment with some extrapolation on my part as to whatever would become of Alex, but an extra chapter would have been superfluous in Kubrick's presentation.

Like I said, I don't recall the book having gone the extra mile to spell things out.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (eHIJJ)

323 Ed-  Hope your dad is doing well and getting settled in!

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (O/fK8)

324 Well unless blowing out the margins is part of the plan... Posted by: Mætenloch at April 26, 2012 06:01 PM (pAlYe) It is.

Posted by: CAC at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (Avroa)

325 Jeez rented clock work orange to watch with my 15 yr old turned it off after the first 3 minutes..... Beat up the old guy off nude mannequin bar seen then the rape scene ugh

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2012 02:07 PM (uoRhP)

326 That map's as big as a Great Dane!  Enough to feed a whole family of little Jakarta street kids, who have as much right to dream of growing up to be President of the United States as you or me.

Posted by: Prime Minister and King Barky at April 26, 2012 02:08 PM (X3lox)

327 Jeez rented clock work orange to watch with my 15 yr old turned it off after the first 3 minutes.....

Yeah ... that movie blew chunks of poodle.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 02:09 PM (X3lox)

328 leads with the marxist EPA guy

Sorry, but according to the official AoS style guide the use of the word 'marxist' preceding 'EPA' is redundant.

Now perform an ablution of rain water and grain alcohol to cleanse yourself.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 26, 2012 06:06 PM (phlKA)

--------

Was already planning on it. The other mistake was calling a fascist a marxist, but I will self punish myself with a 40 oz.  to cover both mistakes. 

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:09 PM (UpwlP)

329 >>>hand-wringers like the dickbags over at Hot Air

Hey
AllahPundit.
Eeyore just called to say "It ain't that bad dude"
Debbie called to say "Lighten up!"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 02:09 PM (0q2P7)

330 CAC ... if you had balls you'd put that map on the front page

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 02:10 PM (X3lox)

331 Rubio turns New Mexico red.

Posted by: Marie at April 26, 2012 02:11 PM (P9OJs)

332 WI, MI, and PA are cock teases. They will go Obama.  Which means Romney must win Ohio, and then either Colorado or Virginia.  I don't trust Colorado - unless there is some wacky ballot issue which pushes turnout in our favor.

So Romney needs Ohio and Virginia.  So... I guess that means Virginia Gov. McDonnell (who I know very little about) will be VP.  Maybe Ohio's Portman - but I think he is too tied to the "Bush economy" to sell.

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2012 02:11 PM (vjyZP)

333

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl

http://tinyurl.com/d2ngfje

Posted by: Grateful Dead at April 26, 2012 02:11 PM (0uADq)

334 Politico can't be liking the results of this poll they did

Poll: Gov't favorability at 15-year low

http://tinyurl.com/6mymb8x

Allahpundit to follow with poll showing most people want government everywhere in their lives

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 02:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

335 Dick Loogie trails by 5;

http://tinyurl.com/7l4bdnn

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 02:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

336 phoenixgirl@333,

Kubrick's establishing a tone. You're supposed to be angry, disgusted, and pissed. At Alex and his droogs. It's what you think of his reform and the societal input to reform him and his type that's of importance. Stick with it for a bit so you can watch Alex "get his" for a bit. Then enjoy the morality play.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 02:14 PM (eHIJJ)

337 CAC ... if you had balls you'd put that map on the front page Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 06:10 PM (X3lox) Ace would murder me for killing the margins. However there is a daily reminder of how a certain person from a person website should stop sobbing over on the sidebar and it's been looking good since Santorum dropped out.

Posted by: CAC at April 26, 2012 02:14 PM (Avroa)

338

The 'milk bar' scene in Clockwork Orange was some really sick, twisted shit....for a movie to show back then. ....What year did that come out? I saw it on cable, several years afterward.....late at night, bored, looking for something to watch. Big mistake.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:15 PM (O4AQQ)

339 From 30 seconds of searching, I see that the "war on women" attack is directed at McDonnell (transvaginal!11!), and the "Bush economics destroyed the economy" attack is directed at Portman.

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2012 02:15 PM (vjyZP)

340

Clockwork Orange was a main staple of early HBO/Cinemax (circa 1980) . Probably saw it 5 times and still don't remember what it was about.

Aerobicize on the other hand was freaking awesome for a 16 year old boy though.

http://scoamf.us/sU

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:16 PM (UpwlP)

341 260 Romney'12: Never Ate a Dog

Romney '12: No, Not Even the Hair of the Dog

Posted by: sherlock at April 26, 2012 02:17 PM (6rLSO)

342 1971.  A good year for movies.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at April 26, 2012 02:17 PM (Dll6b)

343
Kubrick's establishing a tone. You're supposed to be angry, disgusted, and pissed. At Alex and his droogs. It's what you think of his reform and the societal input to reform him and his type that's of importance.


This.  Alex is a villain.  You can't have meaningful redemption without first establishing his extreme depravity.

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2012 02:17 PM (vjyZP)

344 These early polls are BS. I wanna see the womens and independents polling after the Canine Connoisseurs racists sart burning down the cities and his OWS peeps and SEIU thugs shut down cities ports and subways. Will it scare them into submission or will they realize its time to end this thing and realize the good guys are locked loaded and ready for scumbags!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 26, 2012 02:19 PM (nonzP)

345 If I were a multi million dollar tycoon, as shit hell I'm dreaming, make that multi billionaire....I'd buy up as much TV time and rag on obama day and night and then start all over in the morning again. Don't our side have some of those?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:19 PM (eCnLg)

346 Romney '12: No, Not Even the Hair of the Dog

Posted by: sherlock at April 26, 2012 02:19 PM (6rLSO)

347 It was rated "R" back in the day.  Renting it and showing it to your 15 y.o. daughter?  That's just moronic.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:20 PM (O3R/2)

348 In before some one says: FINISH HIM

Posted by: TheThinMan at April 26, 2012 02:20 PM (agGVQ)

349 Pro Bowl to be shelved? Okay by me.

http://es.pn/KdmtPr

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:21 PM (piMMO)

350

People don't expect Romney to try to act "cool".....and I hope he doesn't even try to go there.

 

But it would be nice if he didn't pick another 'boring white guy' for his VP running mate.

 

Which is why I keep coming back to Allen West. ....It makes a lot of sense. .....Being "cool" is in the eye of the beholder. And an ex-military guy, who rides motorcycles and quotes Virgil....is pretty damn cool, in my book.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:22 PM (O4AQQ)

351 Democrats Treat Dogs Like People.  Republicans Treat People Like Dogs.

Posted by: Prius Bumper Sticker I saw today at April 26, 2012 02:22 PM (jiZcz)

352 Don't our side have some of those? *********** I think perhaps Steve Wynn.

Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 02:22 PM (r2PLg)

353 Pro Bowl was a waste of time and money.

Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 02:22 PM (8oQw/)

354 Cac sez,
A few morons mentioned to me there is a lot of eeyoring today, particularly at a few sites I will not name, because of a few maps floating out there I'm not going to link. Well guess what?

They're wrong or Im wearing a shirt made out of bacon

can't you be right AND wear a shirt made of bacon?(cooked of course)
think of your girl!


Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 02:22 PM (TomZ9)

355 People don't expect Romney to try to act "cool".....and I hope he doesn't even try to go there. But it would be nice if he didn't pick another 'boring white guy' for his VP running mate. Which is why I keep coming back to Allen West. ....It makes a lot of sense. .....Being "cool" is in the eye of the beholder. And an ex-military guy, who rides motorcycles and quotes Virgil....is pretty damn cool, in my book. Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (O4AQQ) And stop and I mean NOW STOP calling obama a nice guy. He's a prick. He has always been a prick. He will always be a prick.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:23 PM (eCnLg)

356 Don't our side have some of those? *********** I think perhaps Steve Wynn. Posted by: tasker at April 26, 2012 06:22 PM (r2PLg) SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:24 PM (eCnLg)

357 This. Alex is a villain. You can't have meaningful redemption without first establishing his extreme depravity.


***

You've gotta hand it to McDowell. The dude can compete for the depraved roles with the best of them. Don't forget he also played Caligula.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:24 PM (piMMO)

358 Kubrick: most overrated movie director, ever. Can't stand anything he did, and I've seen virtually all of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 02:24 PM (Gc/Qi)

359 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 02:24 PM (7W3wI)

360 This. Alex is a villain. You can't have meaningful redemption without first establishing his extreme depravity.

Posted by: wooga at April 26, 2012 06:17 PM (vjyZP)


To me it was always interesting that the only people in the movie who had insight into Alex's true nature were his parole officer and the prison chaplain.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 26, 2012 02:25 PM (pAlYe)

361 ______________________________


And the beauty is: it's going to get much worse for Obama, not better. 





Posted by: _Dave_ at April 26, 2012 02:25 PM (2amQY)

362 321 How the hell did they come up with the


6 hour limit?

5 good, 7 is bad, bad.


It's when they start to smell better.  That make it a crime.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 26, 2012 02:27 PM (MOHSR)

363
Can't stand anything he did, and I've seen virtually all of it.

***

Full Metal Jacket? The Shining? Spartacus!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:27 PM (piMMO)

364 Looks like the SCOAMF wasn't holding the Big Stick;

What 'Gutsy Call'?: CIA Memo Reveals Admiral Controlled bin Laden Mission

http://tinyurl.com/77zdnbn

Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2012 02:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

365
It's kinda stupid to argue over A Clockwork Orange -- you either find the violence just too disgusting or a critical element of the movie.

Also on my top 10 list are 12 O'clock High and The Longest Day.

Anybody want to argue about them?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 02:27 PM (7+pP9)

366

And stop and I mean NOW STOP calling obama a nice guy. He's a prick. He has always been a prick. He will always be a prick.

 

I agree..that Barky is a prick...but I thnk he enjoys being one. The "nice guy" comments probably feel like jabs to him.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 26, 2012 02:28 PM (YmPwQ)

367 And stop and I mean NOW STOP calling obama a nice guy. He's a prick. He has always been a prick. He will always be a prick.

 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 06:23 PM (eCnLg)

 

This! .....Yeah, I hate hearing that too.

 

Hey, are you the same 'Nevergiveup' as the one with a small 'N'....'nevergiveup'?

 

It's sort of confusing. ....We also have a 'Soothsayer' and a 'soothsayer' and a 'soothie', which is very confusing. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:29 PM (O4AQQ)

368 I don't know what you mean by your last sentence. Any moron worth his bacon would be proud to wear a shirt made of bacon.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2012 02:30 PM (EuD1c)

369 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 06:10 PM (X3lox)

Check out his website. I think he is more interested in large, green racks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 26, 2012 02:30 PM (nEUpB)

370 Romney cannot call Obama a prick.  He has to play the "He's an incompetent boob" card.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:30 PM (O3R/2)

371 Full Metal Jacket? The Shining? Spartacus!!! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 06:27 PM (piMMO) Mostly liked Full Metal Jacket but kinda pissed they did not shoot it at Parris Island

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:31 PM (eCnLg)

372 ______________________________

Serious momentum to make a real change has not even begun to start building yet. That won't be for another few months.

As the presidential campaign starts to crank up and electrify: the issues will clarify and the stakes will rise. Americans will increasingly come to realize what's on the line. The awareness shift is inevitable and it will be palpable.

Not good for Obama.

 


Posted by: _Dave_ at April 26, 2012 02:31 PM (2amQY)

373
......BREAKING NEWS.......

NANCY PELOSI CONVERTS TO ISLAM
BUYS HOUSE IN CAIRO

Posted by: UPY TICKER at April 26, 2012 02:32 PM (gppu7)

374 Hey, are you the same 'Nevergiveup' as the one with a small 'N'....'nevergiveup'? It's sort of confusing. ....We also have a 'Soothsayer' and a 'soothsayer' and a 'soothie', which is very confusing. Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (O4AQQ) Yes I guess it depends on what I am drinking that day. Having a nice white italian wine right now so that's a capital N. I guess I should always be a capital N for consistency ha

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:32 PM (eCnLg)

375 378 He says it with that smirk on his face that implies "yeah,he's really a dick but I can't say it."

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 02:33 PM (7W3wI)

376

I guess the thing is, we need to see some justification behind the official AoS map. If correct, Romney is stiitng in the catbird's seat right now.

 

Before CO and VA went purple, the way the numbers worked was that WI didn't matter, and Obama needed to take all three of the rest - MI, OH, and PA - in order to win. Since each carried a 50/50 chance, Obama's re-election probability was 1/8. With CO and VA both going purple, the odds would still heavily favor Romney.

 

I'm pretty optimistic. The voters don't remember anything much from more than 6 months previous, and so the ugliness against Romney is going to be a distant memory. The guy seems pretty squeeky-clean, and anybody who wants to paint him as some heartless corporate raider only needs to see the add about him shutting down his office to save the life of a young girl. The main thing would be about issues, but he hasn't (to my knowledge) taken any stands that were especially ideological, and so the independents should warm up to him easily. He's learning to speak in a more Reaganesque way. He has become especially good at taking an attack and turning it around against Obama. Never mind "teflon", he's starting to seem something like f-ing Superman, with the bullets bouncing off, and hitting the bad guys.

Posted by: Optimizer at April 26, 2012 02:34 PM (As94z)

377 Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (O4AQQ)

I'm not confused at all!

Posted by: Wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:34 PM (nEUpB)

378 Romney cannot call Obama a prick. He has to play the "He's an incompetent boob" card.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:30 PM (O3R/2)



Kind of amazing ... considering the fact that Barky the Dog-Eating Retard has been intentionally and continuously antagonizing America since the day he first slimed into office, with his inaugural benediction "prayer" of "let us pray for the day ... when white will embrace what is right."

I mean, WTFF?  And then his first TV interview was with Al Arabiya.  It's almost funny ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 02:34 PM (X3lox)

379 Democrats Treat Dogs Like People. Republicans Treat People Like Dogs. Posted by: Prius Bumper Sticker I saw today

Was it for a restaurant?

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 26, 2012 02:35 PM (Ky1+e)

380

Some real breaking news - an international flight from Africa has apparently been quarrantined by the CDC.  Reports of a passenger from Ghana with a rash that may or may not be connected.  CDC personnel are masked and no one is being allowed off the flight.  Haven't got a link yet, but it's making all the networks.

 

 

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 02:36 PM (pYA5L)

381 I would also like to point out that these MFM polls that come out remind me a LOT of the AGW scare-mongers - the guys who try their damndest to manipulate the data to come out the way they want, and silence dissenting opinions, or hide data that that doesn't tell the story they want.

Posted by: Optimizer at April 26, 2012 02:37 PM (As94z)

382 Democrats Treat Dogs Like People.

It's a word anagram, sort of.


Dogs are People-Treats for Democrats.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2012 02:37 PM (X3lox)

383 Some real breaking news - an international flight from Africa has apparently been quarrantined by the CDC. Reports of a passenger from Ghana with a rash that may or may not be connected. CDC personnel are masked and no one is being allowed off the flight. Haven't got a link yet, but it's making all the networks. Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 06:36 PM (pYA5L) I saw the movie. It was pretty good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:38 PM (eCnLg)

384
The JEG is a small dog in the drug war.

http://tinyurl.com/brdzmlm

Posted by: sTevo at April 26, 2012 02:38 PM (VMcEw)

385
Ed- Hope your dad is doing well and getting settled in!

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 06:07 PM (O/fK


He's improving quickly but is very unhappy he's not home. I told him we'd take him home tomorrow (lie) just to settle him down a bit.

My brother will explain to him tonight that he'll have to pay for all of his care if he checks out early. That settled him down two years ago.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 02:39 PM (7+pP9)

386

- an international flight from Africa has apparently been quarrantined by the CDC. Reports of a passenger from Ghana with a rash that may or may not be connected.

 

 

This is why we need to  spend more money on African Penis Washing Programs.

 

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 26, 2012 02:39 PM (jiZcz)

387
That's some  fuckedup up shit there.

http://tinyurl.com/cqgx4jp

Animals dressed as people.

Posted by: sTevo at April 26, 2012 02:40 PM (VMcEw)

388 Obama officials: Annan plan 'failing' Boy ya just can't get anything past these guys. Man who would have ever predicted that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:40 PM (eCnLg)

389 386 Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 06:29 PM (O4AQQ)

I'm not confused at all!

Posted by: Wheatie at April 26, 2012 06:34 PM (nEUpB)

 

*sticks out tongue*  Pbbbt.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:40 PM (O4AQQ)

390 Mostly liked Full Metal Jacket but kinda pissed they did not shoot it at Parris Island


***

Spartacus had a battle scene, filmed on a hillside with real actors, not that CGI crap, that was just beautiful. The precision and the drama and the heart-pounding music impressed me so much the first time I saw it and all these years later still does. It is an example of a fine movie (with the exception of Tony Curtis) that shows the violence relevant to the story but doesn't actually show blood. You KNOW the soldiers and the slaves are dying without having to see their guts spilled all over the ground.

Here ya go:  http://bit.ly/IsCJeY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:40 PM (piMMO)

391 try being a Cowboys fan---you know it's Over even before Romo starts throwing passes to the Other Guys

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 26, 2012 04:52 PM (Dll6b)



Dammit! He threw 10 interceptions last season, less than Eli. He had his best statistical season and was in the top five in all categories including completion percentage and passer rating. Not to mention he played at least 4 games with broken ribs. It ain't Romo dammit! Did you happen to see their secondary play especially at the end of the season? Austin was hurt half the time, Bryant still needs to grow up. And Murray went down as well. Quit blaming Romo.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, 42 year Cowboys fan. at April 26, 2012 02:41 PM (ZOf1l)

392 Not  a movie, nevergiveup - it was just reported on ABC, and people are tweeting images from within the flight of CDC people in surgical masks.  It could be nothing, but a plane sitting in quarrantine on the tarmac here in these United States is potentially a big deal, especially with the point of origin being Africa.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 02:42 PM (pYA5L)

393 N(n)evergiveup:  "I saw the movie. It was pretty good."

Heh.

Bravo playing of the meta- card.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 02:43 PM (eHIJJ)

394 Ed- haha Sounds about right.  I woldn't want to stay in one of those places either.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:43 PM (O/fK8)

395 Not a movie, nevergiveup - it was just reported on ABC, and people are tweeting images from within the flight of CDC people in surgical masks. It could be nothing, but a plane sitting in quarrantine on the tarmac here in these United States is potentially a big deal, especially with the point of origin being Africa. Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 06:42 PM (pYA5L) I know I was just kidding. But there was a movie like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:43 PM (eCnLg)

396 Time for new thread?

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 02:43 PM (YdQQY)

397

373....Also on my top 10 list are 12 O'clock High and The Longest Day.

 

Great movies. .....'Operation Petticoat' is also a favorite of mine, from that era of movie-making.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:43 PM (O4AQQ)

398 House has passed the Cyber Security bill.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 02:44 PM (YdQQY)

399 Here's the full scene, the colors just aren't as vibrant: http://bit.ly/JJQJUu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:44 PM (piMMO)

400 I liked the 'Memphis Bell" movie also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:44 PM (eCnLg)

401 "That, my boys, is what we're fighting for."

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:45 PM (O3R/2)

402 FNC has the Delta flight quarantine story.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:46 PM (O3R/2)

403

Rush Limbaugh: "I Think Obama's Going To Lose In A Landslide"

------

For a headline like that  I won't even edit the name. Havn't typed his name, or spoke his name since McCain lost Ohio 3 years ago. Pasted it a few times though.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:46 PM (UpwlP)

404
Dammit! He threw 10 interceptions last season, less than Eli.

****

I held on to Eli from the FF draft all the way through to the Super Bowl although it wasn't really a game yet until Eli threw an interception.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:46 PM (piMMO)

405

.....with the point of origin being Africa.

 

Dear God.....let's hope it's not Ebola. ....That is some scary shit. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:47 PM (O4AQQ)

406 Senators want to rid federal law of word 'lunatic' By Pete Kasperowicz - 04/26/12 09:01 AM ET Sens. Kent Conrad (D-N.D.) and Mike Crapo (R-Idaho) on Wednesday introduced legislation that would remove all references to the word "lunatic" from federal law, a step they said is needed to reflect the country's modern understanding of mental-health conditions. Yeah right dandy, great idea? Of course the Senate and Congress pare full of lunatics, but fuck yeah lets ban the word. that will solve the problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:47 PM (eCnLg)

407 Dammit! He threw 10 interceptions last season, less than Eli. He had his best statistical season and was in the top five in all categories including completion percentage and passer rating. Not to mention he played at least 4 games with broken ribs. It ain't Romo dammit! Did you happen to see their secondary play especially at the end of the season? Austin was hurt half the time, Bryant still needs to grow up. And Murray went down as well. Quit blaming Romo.


****

It seems we now know Sam Adams' hot button.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:47 PM (piMMO)

408 I can honestly say Fred Goldman likes OJ more than I like SCoaMF.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:48 PM (UpwlP)

409 ______________________________

I'm a big Kubrick fan - but not because he typically delivered
awesome messages of undeniable truth. But his pictures combined
human drama are awesome. 

In Clockwork Orange, we're ultimately supposed to feel
sorry for Alex. I think this narrative goal is a total failure because
we can never forget what a moral monster Alex is.
That doesn't mean he deserves the torture doled out on him,
but know one I know ever started to identify with him as
a character.




Posted by: _Dave_ at April 26, 2012 02:48 PM (2amQY)

410 I want that shit to land in San Francisco.  Their immune systems are already "compromised."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:48 PM (O3R/2)

411

There's no reason to be an eeyore...but it's also smart to proceed as Romney is behind, even if he isn't. We don't need to see any "Dewey defeats Truman" headlines this year. God foirbid.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 26, 2012 02:49 PM (YmPwQ)

412

411  "That, my boys, is what we're fighting for."

 

Ha! ....Yeah, the ditzy nurse with like, double-D boobs. ....The captain ended up marrying her, didn't he?

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:49 PM (O4AQQ)

413 Jimbo-  That would be great karma.

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:49 PM (O/fK8)

414 I want that shit to land in San Francisco. Their immune systems are already "compromised." Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:48 PM (O3R/2) Or Detroit where no one would notice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:49 PM (eCnLg)

415
But Intrade has Obama up by 20%!!!!!!!!!







Still waiting for my plaid maps dammit.

Posted by: In before the troll at April 26, 2012 02:49 PM (tQoT4)

416 Are they looking for an escaped pet monkey?  That seems to factor in as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 02:50 PM (4q5tP)

417 426 Did Barky get on that plane in Africa?

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:51 PM (O/fK8)

418 The map width needs to be upped to about 3000 pixels. I like every post to occupy one, or at most two lines of text.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 26, 2012 02:52 PM (UpwlP)

419 I was just hoping he was there to meet it in Shitcago.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:52 PM (O3R/2)

420

Wheatie - ebola was one thing that came to mind for me as well.  Plus, there's a boat-load of other wonderful possibiities - a tropical medicine textbook is one of the scariest reads there is.

 

Then there's the possibility of deliberate infection and an organized effort to spread contagion....smallpox, perhaps?

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 02:53 PM (pYA5L)

421 My dick continues to poll poorly; bleeding supporters all over the place.

Posted by: gerg at April 26, 2012 02:53 PM (nU/dt)

422 Where did it land?

Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2012 02:54 PM (O/fK8)

423 And Murray went down as well. Quit blaming Romo.
Posted by: Samuel Adams, 42 year Cowboys fan. at April 26, 2012 06:41 PM (ZOf1l


did you watch the second half of the Lions game? 

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bat Guano at April 26, 2012 02:54 PM (Dll6b)

424 ______________________________

Clockwork Orange is the only Kubrick film I can think of
that on balance I reject in an overall sense.
There are many compelling and enthralling scenes.

But ultimately, it's just too emotionally gruesome.
And as far as I can tell, there is no redeeming value
anywhere in the film.

The Shinning (my favorite Kubrick film) on the other hand
has tremendous redeeming value. And two out of the
three good/sweet characters in the film survive.




Posted by: _Dave_ at April 26, 2012 02:54 PM (2amQY)

425 Time to activate the Wildfire team.  Paging Dr. Jeremy Stone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 02:54 PM (4q5tP)

426 Woo hoo!

Two good days in a row. Yesterday, the judge refused to dismiss the case against Bradley Manning. Today, she refused to dismiss any of the individual charges.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:57 PM (piMMO)

427 Time to activate the Wildfire team. Paging Dr. Jeremy Stone. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 26, 2012 06:54 PM (4q5tP) Rosie could play the fat color blind gal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 02:57 PM (eCnLg)

428 I read Gerg's comment a couple threads down. Whether that's poll-eeyore Greg or a sockpuppet, please die. And fuck off. I don't care in which order

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 02:57 PM (QTHTd)

429 isn't ebola a hemorrhagic (sp) illness?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 02:57 PM (TomZ9)

430 Then there's the possibility of deliberate infection and an organized effort to spread contagion....smallpox, perhaps?

 

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 06:53 PM (pYA5L)

 

 

Yeah. My kids aren't even vaccinated for smallpox. ....I got one as a kid, but it's probably been so long that it's not still effective.

 

The plane is in quarantine at Midway Airport in Chicago. .....Didn't they close down Midway a few years ago? ....Maybe they diverted the plane to there. ....Passenger with the infection, is from Ghana. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 02:58 PM (O4AQQ)

431 anyway i hope it is just a heat rash, sorry for the passengers hope they are ok.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 02:58 PM (TomZ9)

432 Wheatie - ebola was one thing that came to mind for me as well. Plus, there's a boat-load of other wonderful possibiities - a tropical medicine textbook is one of the scariest reads there is.

****

TB?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)

433

ABC now reporting the CDC has evaluated the flight and found nothing of concern - passengers being released.

 

Big sigh of relief.....

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 02:58 PM (pYA5L)

434 Someone is confusing Andromeda Strain with Outbreak.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 02:58 PM (O3R/2)

435 isn't ebola a hemorrhagic (sp) illness?

****

Yes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (piMMO)

436 It seems we now know Sam Adams' hot button.


For me, the sun rises and sets with the Cowboys. And I am usually the first to criticize stupidity on their part whether it's in the front office, coaches booth, or the players. Romo proved he had heart this season, just not enough help. Take away his awful 2nd half performance against the Lions and that was just about it.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, 42 year Cowboys fan. at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (ZOf1l)

437 Mike Crapo seems to be "growing in office".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (QTHTd)

438 I approve of this formatting.

Posted by: Larry Craig at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (NO+uZ)

439 how much of the american population isn't immunized?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (TomZ9)

440 Hey sailor! Buy a girl a drink?

Posted by: freshly dead Egyptian cooch at April 26, 2012 02:59 PM (z9HTb)

441 I read Gerg's comment a couple threads down. Whether that's poll-eeyore Greg or a sockpuppet, please die. And fuck off. I don't care in which order


****

Oh please. I just calmed down from wanting to break off his limbs and beat him to death with them. Don't get me started again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:00 PM (piMMO)

442 Very OT: Amazon has an Audubon Birds Field Guide app for Fire and android phones as today's daily free app.

Posted by: Retread at April 26, 2012 03:00 PM (joSBv)

443 Hey sailor! Buy a girl a drink? Posted by: freshly dead Egyptian cooch at April 26, 2012 06:59 PM (z9HTb) Hey talk about a cheap date and a sure thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 03:00 PM (eCnLg)

444 Yeah willow, I think so. ....With ebola, it's a rash, then fever, then you basically start bleeding inside and from every orifice.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:00 PM (O4AQQ)

445 >>>Hey talk about a cheap date and a sure thing

And no stalker threat.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 03:01 PM (0q2P7)

446 uhm, yes it has a rash .
No drug has been approved to treat Ebola virus or Marburg virus. People diagnosed with Ebola or Marburg virus receive supportive care and treatment for complications, anyway i'm sure we'll find out soon.
hope not

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)

447  I want that shit to land in San Francisco. Their immune systems are already "compromised."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 06:48 PM (O3R/2)

 

---------------------------------------------

 

Lest we forget.  Ace wasn't feeling well today.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:02 PM (brD2T)

448 Hey talk about a cheap date and a sure thing And no stalker threat. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 07:01 PM (0q2P7) Well these are egyptian girls and there is this mummy thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 03:02 PM (eCnLg)

449 Game 7.

Of course, it's Rangers and Senators, so I just want both teams to lose.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 26, 2012 03:02 PM (NO+uZ)

450 wheatie yeah, i'm reading on it now.
hope it's not that.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:02 PM (TomZ9)

451 Ok. So we can expect a draft thread in the next hour, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:03 PM (piMMO)

452 Can't quite deal with Kirk Douglas' brylcreemed hair in Spartacus. As for Full Metal Jacket, the training scenes were impressive. I was army, later era, but it seemed pretty well done to me... until Gomer went cookoo and fragged the D.I., then I realized I wasn't watching a gritty, realistic movie, but a cartoon.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 03:03 PM (Gc/Qi)

453 keep the hope alive cac--hotair has collapsed

Posted by: MJH at April 26, 2012 03:04 PM (kBLec)

454 Yeah willow, I think so. ....With ebola, it's a rash, then fever, then you basically start bleeding inside andfrom every orifice.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 07:00 PM (O4AQQ)

 

---------------------------------------

 

Almost sounds like a Barney Frank date night.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:04 PM (brD2T)

455 >>>I got one as a kid, but it's probably been so long that it's not still effective.

Oh it's effective till you die. Though it may not prevent the virus in all cases after a lot of years, it will however prevent a bad enough case to cause death.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 03:04 PM (0q2P7)

456 Ryan Leaf declared a fugitive: http://es.pn/IS21F0

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:05 PM (piMMO)

457 isn't ebola a hemorrhagic (sp) illness? Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 06:57 PM (TomZ9) ------------------------------------------------------ I don't know, what I DO know is that he is a terrible president.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:05 PM (jucos)

458

449 how much of the american population isn't immunized?

 

You mean smallpox? .....Millions. They took it off the 'threat' list decades ago, so a couple of generations now have not been vaccinated for smallpox.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:05 PM (O4AQQ)

459

321 How the hell did they come up with the


6 hour limit?

 

Onset of rigor mortis begins in 4-6 hours.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2012 03:05 PM (sROEh)

460 Egad, I was so hoping Berman wouldn't be involved in the draft show. Alas, he be.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 03:06 PM (Gc/Qi)

461 Ryan Leaf declared a fugitive: http://es.pn/IS21F0 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO) Then that's the most successful thing he has ever done?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 03:06 PM (eCnLg)

462 Can't quite deal with Kirk Douglas' brylcreemed hair in Spartacus.


*****


Nobody can deny the magnificence of that battle scene.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:06 PM (piMMO)

463

 Ryan Leaf declared a fugitive

 

Didn't show up for court appearance?

Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 03:06 PM (8oQw/)

464 As for Full Metal Jacket, the training scenes were impressive. I was army, later era, but it seemed pretty well done to me... until Gomer went cookoo and fragged the D.I., then I realized I wasn't watching a gritty, realistic movie, but a cartoon.

The scary thing about FMJ is that it's not as bad as it could have been. I am told that the movie stops after Part II of the book, and in Part III, Joker joins the V.C.

I have not bothered to find out for sure, because I didn't like the movie that much to begin with.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 03:07 PM (bjRNS)

465 wheatie ok thanks.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:07 PM (TomZ9)

466 Didn't show up for court appearance?

Well, he is in jail in Montana.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 26, 2012 03:08 PM (bjRNS)

467 Well these are egyptian girls and there is this mummy thing?


The Mummy thing is Greek.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 26, 2012 03:08 PM (z9HTb)

468 Ryan Leaf declared a fugitive ----------------------------------------------------- He was once declared to be a quarterback too and we all know how that turned out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:08 PM (jucos)

469 Onset of rigor mortis begins in 4-6 hours.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2012 07:05 PM (sROEh)

 

------------------------------------

 

Depends.  Onset of rigor can start within 30 minutes.  And that's at normal room temperature.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:08 PM (brD2T)

470 who knows it could be something as simple as heat rash or allergic reaction to something.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:08 PM (TomZ9)

471 did you watch the second half of the Lions game?


Why yes I did, he played stupidly. I also watched Eli, Peyton, Tom throw 3 int's in a game over the course of their careers. Hell, even Montana threw 3 int's in a game.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 03:09 PM (ZOf1l)

472 Hasn't Smallpox been eradicated?  There is some locked up somewhere.  But that's it.  Right?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:10 PM (O3R/2)

473 He was once declared to be a quarterback too and we all know how that turned out.


*****

teee heeee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:11 PM (piMMO)

474 Hoping just posting this fixes whatever is going on with the screen sizing. This happened the other day. Print so small I can't read what you guys/gals are saying.

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 03:11 PM (Y5LDn)

475 Well I guess I should get ready for the NFL Draft or as we Jet Fans call it Passover

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 03:11 PM (eCnLg)

476 Ryan Leaf was on probation.  Time to go back to prison.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:11 PM (O3R/2)

477 Browns acquire #3 pick from Vikings.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 26, 2012 03:11 PM (Sh42X)

478 Depends. Onset of rigor can start within 30 minutes. And that's at normal room temperature.


First your bowels are evacuated. After that, it's all about the rigor. Occurs rather quickly.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 03:12 PM (ZOf1l)

479 472 - To what end? Seriously, what's the point of it all? Think of all the movies you've ever seen, where the "good guys" lose, there really has to be a point beyond just they're mad as heck, and they're not going to take it anymore. If they end up killing you all, guess what, you took it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 03:12 PM (Gc/Qi)

480 who knows it could be something as simple as heat rash or allergic reaction to something.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (TomZ9)

 

--------------------------------------------

 

Or it could be the last alien cast member of the movie "War of the Worlds".

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:12 PM (brD2T)

481

465....Oh it's effective till you die. Though it may not prevent the virus in all cases after a lot of years, it will however prevent a bad enough case to cause death.

 

Thanks. Good to know. ....Although, my vaccination site didn't really form the usual sort of lesion, not like the other kids or like my brothers' did when they got theirs. ....So my mom wondered at the time if it 'took'.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:12 PM (O4AQQ)

482 Browns acquire #3 pick from Vikings.


Those idiots will probably use it on a kicker.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 03:13 PM (ZOf1l)

483 Nope, I'm wondering if it's the map mucking things up for me.

Posted by: teej at April 26, 2012 03:14 PM (Y5LDn)

484 Ryan Leaf was on probation. Time to go back to prison. Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:11 PM (O3R/2) ------------------------------------------------------- What a fuckin' loser.

Posted by: Art Schlichter at April 26, 2012 03:14 PM (jucos)

485 474 - I didn't know that. Doesn't matter to me, the whole thing was a joke. By the time they got to the VC chick at the end, taking half an hour to get to her, then another half hour for her to die, I was laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2012 03:14 PM (Gc/Qi)

486 Browns acquire #3 pick from Vikings. Those idiots will probably use it on a kicker. Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 26, 2012 07:13 PM (ZOf1l) Nah, they taking Richardson. All the Jets got was his Cell Phone Number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2012 03:14 PM (eCnLg)

487 Smallpox is eradicated, except for a couple of "demons in the freezer" in Russia and in the US. There's a book by that name, although I haven't read it.

Camelpox and cowpox are still at large, and they've crossed over to humans before as smallpox, so we're not out of the woods yet.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 03:15 PM (QTHTd)

488 Ryan Leaf was on probation. Time to go back to prison.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 07:11 PM (O3R/2)
-------------------------------------------------------
What a fuckin' loser.

Posted by: Art Schlichter at April 26, 2012 07:14 PM (jucos)


Fucking pikers!

Posted by: Tony Mandarich and Brian Bosworth at April 26, 2012 03:15 PM (ZOf1l)

489 we don't really know what all those mid-east countries have in their freezer , or how contained anything they have has stayed so with all the uprisings.


Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:19 PM (TomZ9)

490 Maps like ours are why AoSHQ is my go-to site!

Posted by: Travis at April 26, 2012 03:19 PM (9WkMB)

491 This thread is starting to show rigor mortis.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:19 PM (QKKT0)

492 "They're wrong or Im wearing a shirt made out of bacon."

Ace... are you trying to seduce me?

Posted by: Book at April 26, 2012 03:20 PM (1H+/l)

493 anthrax have a rash?

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:20 PM (TomZ9)

494 So if the sample was that skewed, 42,33,24, when it should be 33,33,34
That means Is were breaking against Obama almost 3-1

Think about it...  Obama can only get 46% in a poll with 42% Democrats?

Corrected for sampling bias it's closer to:
52% Romney vs 39% for Obama

But these are 'registered voters' not 'likely voters' which is more subject to enthusiasm.  Ask yourself who is more fired up?  D's or R's?

So...  worse than 52-39?

Posted by: DANEgerus at April 26, 2012 03:21 PM (e3/KR)

495 ALL CLEAR!   ALL CLEAR!

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:21 PM (brD2T)

496 cicero, well we are spending time reading about rashes, it has some value .

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:22 PM (TomZ9)

497 Posted by: DANEgerus at April 26, 2012 07:21 PM (e3/KR) --------------------------------------------- I think that Mittens is going to be on the receiving end of a massive landslide that he does not deserve.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:23 PM (jucos)

498 cdc flies in, turns over the person with a rash and said, whew diaper rash, "what were you looking at his rear for", to the stewardess.

Posted by: willow at April 26, 2012 03:24 PM (TomZ9)

499 anthrax have a rash?

No but Scott Ian has an awesome beard.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:24 PM (QKKT0)

500 W I D E S T A N C E B I T C H E S

Posted by: Larry Craig at April 26, 2012 03:24 PM (jucos)

501 This thread is starting to smell like an Egyptian whore house.

Posted by: Libyan sailor at April 26, 2012 03:25 PM (z9HTb)

502
You can argue all you want about Kubrick's "brilliance" but I think his record was pretty spotty. 2001: A space Odyssey is a horrible, unintelligible hash of film clips. And I've watched it way more than once. I think why it has such a large cult following is because everybody can hypothesize on every part of the totally disjointed film.

Elia Kazan, on the other hand, was a true genius. The ultimate proof of it was how many film industry leftists refused to applaud his lifetime achievement award during the 1999 Oscar awards presentation.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 26, 2012 03:26 PM (7+pP9)

503 Ugh.  What smells like Sandra Fluke?

Posted by: An Egyptian Whore House at April 26, 2012 03:27 PM (QKKT0)

504 33Do these women know Obama eats dogs?

Posted by: Dagny at April 26, 2012 04:36 PM (4yXmp)

The fugly ones are counting on it.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at April 26, 2012 03:27 PM (KhioZ)

505 Vice President Joe Biden went after presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney in a campaign address at New York University, questioning the former Massachusetts governor’s chops on foreign policy. And, he was there to try to prop up his boss’ credentials. “I promise you the president has a big stick. I promise you,” Biden said in reference to Teddy Roosevelt’s mantra. Biden again credited President Obama for going after Osama bin Laden in Pakistan while questioning whether Romney would have made the same move. “This guy’s got a backbone like a ramrod. No, no, for real,” Biden said. “We can’t say for certain what Gov. Romney would have done.” The vice president accused Romney of wanting to go “back to the future” on foreign policy. “Back to a foreign policy that would have America go it alone — shout to the world you’re either with us or against us, lash out first and ask the hard questions later, if they get asked at all, isolate America instead of isolating our enemies, waste hundreds of billions of dollars and risk thousands of Americans’ lives on a war that’s unnecessary,” he said. “Governor Romney, I think, is counting on collective amnesia of the American people,” Biden said.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 03:28 PM (7W3wI)

506 “I promise you the president has a big stick. I promise you,” Biden said in reference to Teddy Roosevelt’s mantra.

It only feels big going in, Joe.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:29 PM (QKKT0)

507 Ryan Leaf was on probation. Time to go back to prison.

****

He was busted twice in the past few weeks for possession of oxycodone which was "taken from other people's residences." So, theft? Possession?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:29 PM (piMMO)

508 511 This thread is starting to smell like an Egyptian whore house. Posted by: Libyan sailor at April 26, 2012 07:25 PM (z9HTb) Your mummy blows sailors for shekels!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 03:30 PM (niZvt)

509 I can always make this map biggar

Posted by: CAC at April 26, 2012 03:31 PM (Avroa)

510 516 Seriously,was he talking about Obama's dick or what?

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 03:32 PM (7W3wI)

511 Obama 2012: A dog in every pot

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:32 PM (jucos)

512 MOAR MAP!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:32 PM (jucos)

513 Another dog story:  http://tinyurl.com/7z6uytb
This links to Hot Air, and it's about Romney and his sons saving a family and their dog from drowning.

Round 2, anybody?

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 26, 2012 03:33 PM (Qxe/p)

514 I can always make this map biggar

Can you make it bigger than Preezy Dogeater's stick?

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:33 PM (QKKT0)

515 Biden want everyone to have amnesia of what has happened over the past 3 years.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:33 PM (O3R/2)

516 This thread is deader than Jeffrey Dahmer's foreskin collection.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 03:35 PM (niZvt)

517 "These kids then went back and told their parents about the exchange they had with Mr. Owens, who were having a get together down the street, came down to where Mr. Owens is, and there was a series of racial slurs exchanged, and there was a fight."

Witnesses claim one of those attackers screamed, "That's justice for Trayvon" as she drove away.

"[police]I can tell you without a doubt 100 percent that the Trayvon Martin case was not the motivating factor, said Levy. "That 100 percent, it is an ongoing incident between people that have been fighting for a few years now."

Linked on Drudge.

Posted by: 13times at April 26, 2012 03:36 PM (h6XiD)

518 Somebody go check to see if anyone's driving this blog.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:36 PM (QKKT0)

519 I really question whether Mittens can take Montana.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:36 PM (jucos)

520

520 516 Seriously,was he talking about Obama's dick or what?

 

Teddy Roosevelt was sorta famous for saying his foreign policy was to "Speak softly, but carry a big stick". .....Biden probably doesn't realize that a lot of people today don't 'get' his reference to that.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:37 PM (O4AQQ)

521 Levin is openly laughing on the air about the "Big Stick" comment.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 03:38 PM (0q2P7)

522 WTF is up with this thread?

Posted by: the Butcher at April 26, 2012 03:38 PM (8g9qq)

523 528 Somebody go check to see if anyone's driving this blog. Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 07:36 PM (QKKT0) ------------------------------------------------------ Don't make me come back there!

Posted by: Blog Driver at April 26, 2012 03:38 PM (jucos)

524 Biden's vying for a network comedy show. He has to be. He'll be the evening buffoon. No production staff needed. Just put him on stage, give him a mic, and surprise him with guests. Unscripted Biden is "Raw Funny in a Can."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 03:39 PM (eHIJJ)

525 530 520 516 Seriously,was he talking about Obama's dick or what? Teddy Roosevelt was sorta famous for saying his foreign policy was to "Speak softly, but carry a big stick". .....Biden probably doesn't realize that a lot of people today don't 'get' his reference to that. Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 07:37 PM (O4AQQ) Thanks to today's public education system, I guess you can't really blame them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 26, 2012 03:39 PM (niZvt)

526 478 Ryan Leaf declared a fugitive 
He was once declared to be a quarterback too and we all know how that turned out.  Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 07:08 PM (jucos)



Thanks for the reminder, punk.

Posted by: eureka! the Charger Fan at April 26, 2012 03:39 PM (81yf8)

527

Give Kubrick some credit for Dr. Strangelove and Barry Lydon - the former resonates with audiences to this day, and the latter was a lavish evocation of the Eighteenth Century in all its glamor and grittiness, with the added plus of having a protagonist who was a completely unappealing douchebag, for whom Kubrick still managed to evoke some strange sympathy.

 

If you really want to plumb the depths of weirdness, check out the conspiracy theories out there about 2001 and The Shining - people are seriously trying to argue that 2001 was Kubrick's dry-run test film to prove that he had the right stuff to fake the Apollo 11 moon landing footage, and The Shining is his coded admission of guilt over doing this.  It's the sort of thing that leaves even the Icke and Alex Jones types shaking their heads.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 03:39 PM (pYA5L)

528 Any Mormons in Montana?

Are they Red or Blue?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:39 PM (O3R/2)

529  Somebody go check to see if anyone's driving this blog.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 07:36 PM (QKKT0)

 

------------------------------------------

 

The door's locked.  But I'm  hearing bottles clinking and moaning.

Posted by: Soona at April 26, 2012 03:40 PM (brD2T)

530 >>>>Somebody go check to see if anyone's driving this blog.
Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 07:36 PM (QKKT0)


Looks like a man's belt and 2X4. Is that good or bad?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 03:41 PM (0q2P7)

531 Didn't Kubrick do Eyes Wide Shut?  I didn't see it but I hear it was a bucket of crap.

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:41 PM (QKKT0)

532 eureka, you blew the sock opportunity.  "Bobby Beathard" would have been funny.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:41 PM (O3R/2)

533 530 I know about the TR quote but Biden words it funny.He does seem to be talking about his dick.Biden is unintentionally hoarious.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 03:41 PM (7W3wI)

534

Barky is no Teddy Roosevelt.....not by a long shot.  .....Roosevelt never bowed to any foreign leader. He kicked ass, and asked questions later.....just like Biden is trying trash Bush for doing.

 

Biden, as usual, us full of shit.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:42 PM (O4AQQ)

535 I know about the TR quote but Biden words it funny.He does seem to be talking about his dick.Biden is unintentionally hoarious.


***

Fox and Friends did a segment this morning based upon what he would screw up today. Then they played some of his greatest hits.

He has now become a running comedy bit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:43 PM (piMMO)

536 544 How did I spell hilarious hoarius?

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 03:43 PM (7W3wI)

537 He kicked ass, and asked questions later didn't bother to ask questions because he didn't give a F*.

FIFY

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 26, 2012 03:44 PM (0q2P7)

538 Eyes Wide Shut was pretty disappointing - plus, there was a persistent rumor that Cruise hired an acting coach to teach him how to kiss Nicole Kidman convincingly on camera, which sort of says everything one needs to say about that particular "erotic" thriller.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at April 26, 2012 03:46 PM (pYA5L)

539 Heh.  Steevy's closing out all the old threads.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 03:46 PM (NG097)

540

541 Didn't Kubrick do Eyes Wide Shut? I didn't see it but I hear it was a bucket of crap.

 

Yeah, I think so. ....Saw it. Wish I could delete it from memory. "Bucket of crap" is putting it mildly.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:46 PM (O4AQQ)

541 The only good thing about Eyes Wide Shut was a nude Nicol Kidman. The rest of the movie blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 03:46 PM (YdQQY)

542 The only good thing about Eyes Wide Shut was a nude Nicol Kidman. The rest of the movie blew chunks.

****

It wasn't sexy, it was perverse.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:48 PM (piMMO)

543 I liked Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 03:48 PM (QTHTd)

544 Cicero: "Didn't Kubrick do Eyes Wide Shut? I didn't see it but I hear it was a bucket of crap."

Compared to his other stuff? Yeah. It was a weird film. It's like he was hinting at an undiscovered underworld but all the sex and innuendo got in the way. I think Kubrick died near the end of its making which would explain either its a) lack of focus, b) focus on the least interesting parts of an "underworld," or c) its general crapitude despite expensive casting.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 03:49 PM (eHIJJ)

545 After the nude Kidman shots I fast forwarded through the rest of it.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 03:49 PM (YdQQY)

546 waste hundreds of billions of dollars and risk thousands of AmericansÂ’ lives on a war thatÂ’s unnecessary

A war we won that Obama bids fair to throw away, brain damaged sucker of cock.

The fucking word Victory will never pass their God cursed lips.

Posted by: toby928© at April 26, 2012 03:49 PM (NG097)

547 I liked Eyes Wide Shut.

****

Dude! WTH would you admit that?! Here?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2012 03:49 PM (piMMO)

548 Nude scenes in movies cause me to lose track of the plot.

Posted by: Ronster at April 26, 2012 03:49 PM (8oQw/)

549 New open thread up.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2012 03:51 PM (X6akg)

550

It's more than a little ridiculous to see that hack Biden giving credit to Obama for getting Bin Laden. This after Obama - and by extension Biden, as a Democrat - doing everything in their power to undermine everything the Bush Administration was trying to do to get Bin Laden. From non stop attacks on the Patriot Act to doing everything in their power to stop any effective interrogation techniques - both these fucks have the temerity to take credit for, essentially, 'just being there' when all those policies and efforts were finally rewarded.

Fucking Democrats have no shame.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 26, 2012 03:51 PM (+Uv5V)

551 558 Well,he was preaching to a retarded choir at NYU.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2012 03:52 PM (7W3wI)

552 Hey Chemjeff..... I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 26, 2012 03:52 PM (jucos)

553 I liked 2001 okay since I was a big Arthur C. Clarke fan.  It was a mishmash of a couple of his short stories.  But I've watched it at home once or twice and the reaction from my college-age daughter is always, "I don't get why they put those monkeys in it."

Posted by: Cicero at April 26, 2012 03:53 PM (QKKT0)

554 Fav Kubrick film is FMJ. But it was like two movies.  A good one in the boot camp scenes thanks to R. Lee Ermey and a shitty one in the Vietnam scenes.



And contrary to Walter Frakin Conkite, the Tet Offensive was a horrible failure for the Vietcong and the North Vietnamese.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 03:53 PM (YdQQY)

555

548 544 How did I spell hilarious hoarius?

 

I'll bet that "hoarius" is a word in some language. ....I thought that maybe you were using some Latin word-origin or something.

Posted by: wheatie at April 26, 2012 03:54 PM (O4AQQ)

556 "Hoarius" is a curse word in "Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot".

Posted by: Jimbo at April 26, 2012 03:58 PM (O3R/2)

557 As to why I'd admit to anything "here", why not?

Eyes Wide Shut made some interesting comments about trust, about male and female sexuality, about the sort of wack shit the ultra-powerful class get up to,* about the choices people make every hour.

*This is fascinating to me. People just don't seem to get how sinister and evil people can be. For instance Walter Duranty of Ukraine-famine fame was an actual Satanist (Crowley sect). In general, assuming you're not very talented, the more evil you are, the more fun you'll have. That's why Obama gravitated toward communist and racist organisations all his life.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 26, 2012 04:01 PM (QTHTd)

558 And contrary to Walter Frakin Conkite, the Tet Offensive was a horrible failure for the Vietcong and the North Vietnamese.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2012 07:53 PM (YdQQY)



But, but, but....Walter was America's anchorman.

Posted by: Liberal fucking idiots. at April 26, 2012 04:01 PM (ZOf1l)

559 Cicero: "But I've watched it at home once or twice and the reaction from my college-age daughter is always, 'I don't get why they put those monkeys in it.'"

So she doesn't get the movie? I could understand the last act where starstuff turns into a fetus could be confusing, but monkees? Obviously they're there to show gratuitous violence before even Korova Milkbars had evolved.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 26, 2012 04:03 PM (eHIJJ)

560 IF Romney loses to this disgrace, can we put in an amendment that bars Hugh Hewitt from public for all eternity?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 26, 2012 04:03 PM (zMeY4)

561 Biden's comment on BHO's big "stick" is just one more reason we should go back to don't ask, don't tell.

Posted by: Evan at April 26, 2012 09:44 PM (zmvcV)

562 Took me time to read all the comments, but I really enjoyed the article. It proved to be Very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! ItÂ’s always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained!

Posted by: The Serpent’s Shadow iBooks at May 01, 2012 03:41 PM (hkdkM)

563 I hope you never stop!  This is one of the best blogs Ive ever read.  Youve got some mad skill here, man.  I just hope that you dont lose your style because youre definitely one of the coolest bloggers out there.  Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word.

Posted by: My Cross to Bear ePub at May 01, 2012 04:16 PM (uydDX)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
360kb generated in CPU 0.2419, elapsed 0.4741 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.4017 seconds, 691 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.