December 31, 2012
— Open Blogger
Obama will have to respond now
Seriously, what better "jobs program" could you have than a Deathstar? In less dramatic news, the Chinese are building a heavy transport akin to the C-17. Its something they'll need to support their African economic push.
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Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 07:35 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:36 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 07:36 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:36 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:37 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar [/i] at December 31, 2012 07:38 AM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)
Since it would be built under the Preezy's watch, though, shouldn't it be the "USS Freedom FROM Unity?" The abbreviation would, of course, still apply.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 07:38 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 07:39 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 07:41 AM (hc3eM)
.... is it just me.... or is anybody else troubled that we want Barrack Hussein Obama..... JEF.....TFG.... to build and control a Death Star?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 07:41 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 07:42 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 07:43 AM (jucos)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:43 AM (VtjlW)
To continue the NFL talk from the previous thread (come on, it's NYE and work is slow), am I the only one who sees Russell Wilson and immediately wants to give him a cookie, a glass of milk and ruffle his hair? He's just so adorable! I can't help it!
It's like how every boy band has to follow a structure. If the group is a trio, the members have to be one of the following: the Smoking Hot One (RGIII), the Scruffy One (Luck), and the Cute One (Wilson).
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:43 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:43 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 07:44 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Vizzini [/i] at December 31, 2012 07:44 AM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (nELVU)
Emperor Palpatine built both Death Stars, yes?
Didn't work out too well for him, ne?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:44 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 07:45 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 07:46 AM (w3+gB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:46 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 07:47 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 07:47 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:47 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 11:46 AM (w3+gB)
Two Kardashians, actually, since Mooch is a big a cam-whore as her idiot husband. And she's got twice the ass, since she's got to do the heavy ass-lifting for the both of them.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:47 AM (4df7R)
Now that the bill is law, the JEF is essentially our deathstar.
Catch a cold and who knows, a death-panelist could eliminate you.
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 07:47 AM (G6FLw)
Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 07:48 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (QupBk)
It's not like anyone out there's ever targeted something the size of a Wamp Rat with pin point accuracy at high speed or anything. That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 07:49 AM (ty37M)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 07:49 AM (yiIja)
Others would argue Cowboys Stadium, but it hasn't been dealing much death lately other than to Cowboy fans Super Bowl hopes
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 07:50 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:50 AM (fx1PU)
Wasn't someone working on a life-size AT-AT at one point, or am I hallucinating again? (I'd start with an AT-ST myself, but the balance issues are probably greater, despite the smaller size.)
Screw the flying cars. Where's my mecha?
Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 07:50 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: shibumi at December 31, 2012 07:50 AM (z63Tr)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 07:50 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (VtjlW)
... the comments went away.
I felt a great disturbance in the comments, as if millions of Morons called out with sarcasm, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:51 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 07:52 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:52 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 07:52 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (HDgX3)
If smiling at Hillary's misfortune is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (HDgX3)
What's wrong is the reporting.
ONE reporter noted that you don't give blood thinners for a blood clot.
You prescribe them to prevent more blood clots.
I have intimate knowledge (and 3/4 of my heart left working) as empirical evidence of this as being true.
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (w3+gB)
Posted by: O'Bumbles at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (ndlFj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (4df7R)
Was seconds away from posting the same comment. My computer needs new hamsters.
Posted by: mugiwara at December 31, 2012 07:53 AM (hpYnL)
Pffft- asking people who can't parallel park to build a Deathstar. simply Pffft.
Of course, if it's a real Deathstar you wouldn't really need to know how to parallel park.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 07:54 AM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Clemenza at December 31, 2012 07:54 AM (ILM+d)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 07:55 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: mugiwara at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (hpYnL)
Make sure they're union or you'll experience one hell of a slowdown
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 07:55 AM (VtjlW)
Speaking of two meter exhaust ports.
Both Kim and the deathstar are a huge moon. (No, I'm not going to just let this go)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 07:55 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2012 07:56 AM (P7hip)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 07:56 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:56 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 07:56 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2012 07:57 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 07:58 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 07:58 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 07:59 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 07:59 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (IvVLN)
Like a screen door in a hurricane, eh?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 07:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)
*****
Some critical parts are fabricated out of silicone?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 07:59 AM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Occu-pooper at December 31, 2012 07:59 AM (ygAxO)
The union lunch break bit during the chase on Vogsphere (in the movie) was totally hilarious and worth it.
I know the film got a lot of flak, but I liked it.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 08:00 AM (zgHLA)
Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 08:00 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fx1PU)
I've got to believe it's because of "Meet Me in St. Louis."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:00 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Andy at December 31, 2012 08:01 AM (OZPoa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 08:01 AM (jucos)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (IvVLN)
Protein Torpedoes ready.
Posted by: Wedge at December 31, 2012 08:01 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 31, 2012 08:02 AM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Kanye at December 31, 2012 08:02 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)
"Nice federal funding youse got dere. Be a shame if sum'in were to happen to it."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:02 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 31, 2012 12:02 PM (+I8Mq)
What really happened in Benghazi, and what Obama didn't do that he should have.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 08:03 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 08:04 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 08:04 AM (ymJbM)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)
*****
And what about that horrible screeching noise when it starts up in the morning?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 08:04 AM (1OZSU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:05 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 08:05 AM (jucos)
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fWAjv)
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Sounds doable.
Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at December 31, 2012 08:05 AM (YSC7v)
I am proud to announce that the Chrysler Corporation and General Motors have both won the contract to build this marvel at my direction. I have received their solemn promise that it will not experience catastrophic mechanical failure before the 3 year / 35,000 mile warranty expires.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2012 08:05 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2012 08:06 AM (dKV5k)
Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 08:06 AM (NIZHJ)
Kate has magnificent gazoombies, and Kim has a large ass only seen on certain First Lady's. Hey, I'm still alive and ready to ring in the new year.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 31, 2012 08:07 AM (ndqJC)
I have received their solemn promise that it will not experience catastrophic mechanical failure before the 3 year / 35,000 mile warranty expires.
*****
...or roughly one earth orbit.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 08:07 AM (1OZSU)
Full sized Gundam model. Just a model, really.
The one good reason to have a Death Star project is it would be a good excuse to develop an asteroid mining industry. The initial cost would be high but long term it is the only practical way to get the materials on location.
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 08:08 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 08:08 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 08:08 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Ben Bernanke at December 31, 2012 08:09 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:09 AM (fx1PU)
You know Barry would have to name it after himself.
Whatever he named it, it'd still be called the Debt Star by the public.
If they were aware of its existence, that is. Which is highly unlikely, despite it being readily visible 24/7.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 08:09 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (dKV5k)
The USS Obama: An enormous, government-created monstrosity built for the sole purpose of intimidating and destroying groups of people who disagree with the current (tyrannical) party line.
Yep. Truth in Advertising.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:09 AM (4df7R)
Barry's got that covered. He already controls the oceans.
Posted by: Vizzini [/i] at December 31, 2012 08:09 AM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Chevy Volt Engineering Union 387 at December 31, 2012 08:10 AM (fWAjv)
I hope they take a look at that thermal exhaust port.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 11:39 AM (zgHLA)
Here's the thing about the thermal exhaust port. The Empire KNEW it was a weakness, it was ray-shielded (which was why the Rebels had to use proton torpedoes). So either they didn't bother to beef up the defenses any further because of arrogance, or the giant talking praying mantis bugs that designed the Death Star put the weakness in on purpose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:10 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (sgNEe)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (G6FLw)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:11 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 08:13 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:13 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 08:14 AM (G6FLw)
It would have given the defenses an obvious target to defend and a clear field of fire to repel the attackers.
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 08:14 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:14 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 31, 2012 08:14 AM (Eq2MX)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy
Don't get me started! Dammit....too late....*sniff*
Posted by: The Man with the Orange Tan at December 31, 2012 08:14 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:15 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (TIIx5)
I've often wondered why, on a space station the size of the Deathstar, there was only ONE tiny exhaust port that was largely unprotected. I mean, I assume there were other exhaust ports; probably even other tiny exhaust ports. But for whatever reason this one particular port was just too darn boring for anything more than cursory protection.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (QupBk)
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Oh, please. Get real.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 08:15 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:16 AM (IvVLN)
Or that he did and shouldn't have. Methinks there more at play than lax security and a QRF stand down.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2012 08:16 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:17 AM (VtjlW)
Luckily, the US has the next best thing to a Death Star: Nimitz Battle Groups.
Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking commie douchebag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:17 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:17 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:13 PM (VtjlW)
"And then, for no apparent reason, Peter Parker killed Mary Jane with his radioactive sperm."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 08:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (TIIx5)
Easy there Buster.... we have a signed change order.
Our glactic attorneys will be in touch with yours.....
Posted by: Praying Mantis Bug Engineers Planetray Local Union #1456 at December 31, 2012 08:18 AM (nELVU)
You mean her gunt clot?
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:18 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 08:18 AM (yiIja)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:19 AM (IvVLN)
It's a violation of the Outer Space Treaty.
"Article IV
States Parties to the Treaty undertake not to place in orbit around the earth any objects carrying nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction, install such weapons on celestial bodies, or station such weapons in outer space in any other manner."
A superlaser is a weapon of mass destruction. A superlaser is THE weapon of mass destruction.
Posted by: MrJustAGuy at December 31, 2012 08:19 AM (Mv0H/)
Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking commie douchebag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)
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Baraka gave them to me. They're mine now.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 08:19 AM (YSC7v)
Ya know. For the ladies.
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (fWAjv)
It's Helen Thomas, isn't it?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:19 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:20 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 08:20 AM (QupBk)
That would've given all the turbo lasers on that side of the Death Star a clean shot from afar.
By going down the corridor they limited the number of turbo lasers that could shoot at them, and then each only had a few seconds to line up a shot.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 08:20 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:20 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: MrJustAGuy at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (Mv0H/)
A superlaser is the #2 weapon of mass destruction. Number One is SMOD, almighty and all-knowing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:20 AM (4df7R)
"Article IV
States Parties to the Treaty undertake not to place in orbit around the earth any objects carrying nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction, install such weapons on celestial bodies, or station such weapons in outer space in any other manner."
Yeah, that works out great.
Posted by: Ellen Ripley at December 31, 2012 08:21 AM (NF2Bf)
Luckily, the US has the next best thing to a Death Star: Nimitz Battle Groups.Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking commie douchebag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)
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Baraka gave them to me. They're mine now.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (YSC7v)
My description of the commander still applies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:21 AM (TIIx5)
There were likely others but they didn't present a straight path to the reactor core for kablooey. Some Imperial bureaucrat probably noticed and asked why this one was different than the others and was told to shut up and not make trouble. Not an environment conducive to whistle blowing.
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 08:21 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (TIIx5)
*CHOKING ON LAUGHTER*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:21 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:23 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:24 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:24 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (fx1PU)
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First name Ralph????
"The Death Star..... not safe at ANY speed."
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 08:24 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:25 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 31, 2012 08:25 AM (TvT21)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:25 AM (IvVLN)
AtC is right. I don't know you.
Can we at least finish fapping first?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2012 08:26 AM (4WhSY)
Just think from the end of Episode III when Luke was a babe in swaddling clothes until Yavin, no one ever caught that design defect on the Deathstar.
And the Rebels found the defect in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:26 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:26 AM (fx1PU)
O/T Breitbart has a Post up that says an inside source says the Senate Repubs are going to fold, and give Obama everything he wants except an unlimited increase in the Debt... and call it a 'Win'....
/Facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2012 08:27 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 08:27 AM (QupBk)
Now excuse me while I watch the Dr Who Marathon ..
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 08:27 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (G6FLw)
Yeah, but I just like typing out the word "cocksucker", especially on a smart military blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:27 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:28 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:29 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 08:29 AM (G6FLw)
Gee, now the NBC science reporter is asking questions:
http://tinyurl.com/aw6t6d3
The top science reporter for NBC News raised questions Monday about Secretary of State Hillary ClintonÂ’s hospitalization, raising the possibility the blood clot causing isnÂ’t linked to an earlier concussion.
“It’s not exactly clear what is happening with Secretary Clinton’s health,” NBC News chief science and health correspondent Robert Bazell said.
“All we have is a statement from her office. The hospital isn’t saying anything and the statement from her [office] says that she had this blood clot that stemmed from the concussion and she’s being treated with blood-thinning drugs,” Bazell continued. “The problem is that usually when blood clots come from concussions, they can’t be treated with blood [thinners.] So either it’s not really related to the concussion and she’s got a blood clot in her leg or something, or there’s something else going on that we’re not being told. And right now, we’re just sort of seeking that clarification and hoping for the best as she’s being observed.”
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2012 08:30 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 08:30 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 08:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2012 08:30 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (fx1PU)
He also played Puddleglum in the made-for-tv adaptation of "The Silver Chair." Absolutely perfect for the role.
Tom Baker was always my favorite Doctor. His hair reminded me of my own.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:32 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:33 AM (4df7R)
Baker was terrific as Rasputin in an early 70s BBC version of "Nicholas and Alexandra" as well. (Admittedly, he played it pretty much the same way he played the Doctor, but it works).
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 08:33 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: NASA at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (vbh31)
FIFY..... outreach and all......
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 08:33 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:33 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:32 PM (l86i3)
lol! ISWYDT.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:34 AM (VtjlW)
http://tinyurl.com/a62bnjs
Adrienne Curry
Mildly NSFW
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Looks like the perfect advertisement for Gold Bond talcum powder.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 08:34 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (OevbG)
Oh, yes! I've seen that! I think I had to watch it in a history class or something, back in high school. They really made his eyes look like Rasputin's eyes; very sharp.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:35 AM (4df7R)
A sophisticate might write sucker of cock.
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (G6FLw)
I've been accused of many things, called many names, but never a "sophisticate". Someone uses that epithet to describe me, I might have to cut a bitch. Either that or rant impotently in the comments section of a blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 08:35 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 08:35 AM (ymJbM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:35 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (IvVLN)
Throw in a stop at the grocery store to pick up some bacon and you've got yourself the makings of a Moron Hootenanny.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:37 AM (IvVLN)
http://youtu.be/jVIFqWOgWKU
Roseanne Barr tried to make a movie off this TV series.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:38 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 08:38 AM (VtjlW)
I don't know why Ms. Curry has a blow torch between her legs, but I'm intrigued to find out.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 08:38 AM (w3+gB)
Slave Maids™ !
Do you think there is a geek alive who would not pay top dollar to have hawt girls dressed like slaves clean their house/apartment/shack/van down by the river?
Now, I just need a business plan.
Slave Maids: Licensed,
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:38 AM (sbV1u)
----
I thought he played the role of London.
((shrugs))
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 08:38 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:39 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:39 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 08:39 AM (G6FLw)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 08:39 AM (hc3eM)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (KXm42)
Brian Dennehy was terrific as the TARDIS.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2012 08:40 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:40 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 08:40 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:41 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Bearded Ace at December 31, 2012 08:42 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 08:42 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at December 31, 2012 08:42 AM (feFL6)
You left this place a pig sty the last time you were here.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:42 AM (sbV1u)
My favorite Dr. Who companion was K-9. And I liked Tegan; her purple stewardess outfit with the little hat was adorable.
I always wanted to smack Adric. YMMV.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:43 AM (4df7R)
Yes, but mine will speak English!
Or at least Spanglish.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:43 AM (sbV1u)
The problem with dive bombing the the exhaust port is that the surface of the Death Star was covered with turbolasers which were busy shooting at the Rebel starfighters. The angle and time needed to target the port from above may have made them sitting ducks.
As for ray shielding vs deflectors, the whole Death Star was built around defending against a large scale attack, so it's unlikely they considered proton torpedos to be a major threat.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:43 AM (o1kXv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:43 AM (IvVLN)
Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (ymJbM)
They should just institutionalize that kid right out of the gate. He/she is going to be way F'ed in the head.
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (fWAjv)"Help us, Margaret Sanger, you're our only hope!"
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:43 AM (BoE3Z)
Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?
But the ego will be the same size, so it will all balance out.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 08:44 AM (zF6Iw)
Worse yet, that baby is gonna have more body hair than Madonna's daughter.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 08:44 AM (w3+gB)
Posted by: Cricket at December 31, 2012 08:44 AM (DrC22)
Possibly NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)
Not anymore.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:45 AM (BoE3Z)
Do you think there is a geek alive who would not pay top dollar to have hawt girls dressed like slaves clean their house/apartment/shack/van down by the river?
Now, I just need a business plan.
Slave Maids: Licensed, bonded, bondage, insured. Coming soon to a location near you.
Yeah, but their mothers might not like some slave girl tromping up and down the stairs to the basement bedroom with a vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:45 AM (o1kXv)
http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)
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Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 08:45 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:45 AM (fx1PU)
I always thought if I was injured, I would want Dr. Joe Early.
What's the matter, OSP? Dr. McGillicuddy not good enough for you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)
Excellent point.
There's just got to be a marketing strategy to overcome that....
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:46 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:47 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:47 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)
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Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (YSC7v)
Well, it depends on the whether you talk to the lesbees (is that a word?) or jaded guys, who view midget porn with ennui.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:48 AM (BoE3Z)
Not true. PBS ran the Jon Pertwee stuff when it just a year or so old in the UK. Don't know about the earlier two as would have been too young to remember. For me, Pertwee is the first Doctor, although Peter Cushing starred in those movie adapted from First Doctor arcs. That was confusing, as was the Japanese King Kong Escapes movie with a villain named Dr. Who (voiced by Paul Frees!) in the English dub. You know, the one where he fights Mecha-Kong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUFlFD4Lvo
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 08:48 AM (kcfmt)
Not only will they blow up your Jawa Crawler, but will clean up afterwards.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:48 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:48 AM (l86i3)
Do you like Ringer's Lactate?
I'm old enough to want to hit Nurse McCall.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 08:48 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 08:49 AM (ty37M)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at December 31, 2012 08:49 AM (pmsMR)
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 31, 2012 08:49 AM (AD6Iz)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 31, 2012 08:49 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2012 08:50 AM (opS9C)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:50 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (4df7R)
Ahem. I believe I am the Won.
Posted by: Adm. Barackbar at December 31, 2012 08:50 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (9+ccr)
Who knows anymore. We are living in a Fellini movie.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:50 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 08:51 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2012 08:51 AM (9xR02)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 08:51 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:51 AM (fx1PU)
Quart of Wesson oil?
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i] at December 31, 2012 08:51 AM (sbV1u)
Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.
It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:52 AM (o1kXv)
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (BoE3Z)
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There's really midget porn?!
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 08:52 AM (YSC7v)
Those swollen cankles can be murder.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 08:52 AM (w3+gB)
Not true. PBS ran the Jon Pertwee stuff when it just a year or so old in the UK. Don't know about the earlier two as would have been too young to remember.
I sometimes wonder if the BBC has some kind of punishment room that each of their employees must visit at some point during their employment there. Inside would be a running tally of how much money the Dr. Who franchise has made since its inception, and right beside that an estimated tally of how much it COULD have made if they hadn't incinerated most of the fucking film from the first two series like yesterday's fish wrap. "Don't fuck it up again" would be on a sign above the computerized tallies, in big, red, strobing neon letters.
And yes, I know that they had no idea how popular and long-lasting Dr. Who would be at the time. But STILL!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2012 08:52 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Merry 7th day of Christmas at December 31, 2012 08:53 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 08:53 AM (ty37M)
There's just got to be a marketing strategy to overcome that....
Have the drivers of the "Slave Maids" van be studly men in loincloths. Like Steve Reeves. Or Ahnuld in Conan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 08:53 AM (zF6Iw)
It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (o1kXv)
Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:53 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (ymJbM)
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I'm calling the hospital. I have some suggestions for the surgeons.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (YSC7v)
True, but their father's would.
True. Now that I think about it, getting any woman to go down there voluntarily, even if she's paid to, would probably make mom break down in tears of joy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (o1kXv)
But, Fisher holding an M-16? Things are looking up.
LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE
Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 08:54 AM (nqBYe)
Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.
Just the faux-lesbians you find at the bar or sorority houses these days.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:55 AM (o1kXv)
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (BoE3Z)
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There's really midget porn?!
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)
Well, yes, according to my "friend".
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 08:55 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (nqBYe)
It sounds like my hair through most of fifth and sixth grades.
Do you have any bobby pins? You could at least try to tame the worst of it. and if you've got some mousse or gel to tamp down the flyaways, all the better.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:56 AM (4df7R)
No, but they'll make it to Walmart. Just open a Walmart in Africa.
Glad I could help.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 08:56 AM (w3+gB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:56 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: pat at December 31, 2012 08:56 AM (vY2MW)
Posted by: Ace's PrOn Collection at December 31, 2012 08:57 AM (zF6Iw)
@Colorado Alex--wow, you just deconstructed all the fun out of it.
Which part, the Death Star or the lesbians?
Because any Star Wars talk takes me back to my days on ASVS and stardestroyer.net. Sorry, it's habit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 08:57 AM (o1kXv)
It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (o1kXv)
Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (BoE3Z)
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You know how most lesbians in real life look like Pete Rose? One night, many moons ago, I was at a club. A friend of mine rolls in with 2 of the hawtest womyns you'll ever see. About 5 minutes later, they're making out. I'm thinking, just another couple of drunk girls looking for attention. Nope. They were actual real life lesbians. Had been together for 2 years. They do exist. Just very rare species.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 08:57 AM (HDgX3)
MWR, perhaps i'll just do a french braid then bun on back of head.
i realy don't want t run to a store right now.
Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 08:57 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 08:58 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 08:58 AM (l86i3)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)
*raises hand* Yo. Though I'm virtually alone in the office - AGAIN -- so I might *cough, cough* beg off sick for the last few hours.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:58 AM (4df7R)
Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?
*raises hand* *looks at clock* *looks at papers on desk*
It's gotta be 5 o'clock somwhere. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 08:59 AM (zF6Iw)
http://tinyurl.com/bk76wg7
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 08:59 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)
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I work for myself and I'm working. I'm also an evil rich white man. So I suppose technically I'm working for "the man".
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 08:59 AM (HDgX3)
There's really midget porn?!
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)
Where you been, Soona? There's porn for EVERY fetish. Rule 34!
Midget porn is actually a pretty tame one.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 08:59 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: trainer @ Home at December 31, 2012 09:00 AM (1QEkm)
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 09:01 AM (ymJbM)
My theory is that the concussion was complete bunk but they found a blood clot (we still don't know her doctor's name and we still don't know where the clot is) and jumped on it.
The NBC science reporter pointed out a few inconsistencies in the story, particularly the story that the concussion was related to the clot.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2012 09:01 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: trainer @ Home at December 31, 2012 01:00 PM (1QEkm)
_____________________________
Relax. Taxes aren't going up for anyone. They'll keep rates the same for under $250K. May not happen today, but it will soon enough. Rates will be made retroactive to Jan 1.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 09:01 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:02 AM (peWm/)
MWR, perhaps i'll just do a french braid then bun on back of head.
Bless you, if you can do that, go for it. I've been growing my hair since high school, only occasionally getting it thinned out and the dead ends trimmed off, and it REFUSES to grow past my shoulders. I can barely pull it back in a ponytail at night, let alone braid it! It grows OUT, not down. In the summer I look like someone dropped a copper-colored sheep on my head.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:02 AM (4df7R)
Please. This is 2012. Geeks have well-paying jobs and their own houses. The new basement-dwellers are people who got African-American Womyn's Queer Theory Studies degrees and blame Booooosh for not finding a job.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 09:02 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:03 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 09:03 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:03 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 09:04 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 09:04 AM (QupBk)
Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)
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Look at it this way. You must be one of the "essential" personel.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:04 AM (YSC7v)
That's not a fantasy -- that's a delusion!
In the words of the esteemed Rob Wilson, "If you have two girls in a threesome, one is going down on the other at some point."
Next you'll tell me that porn movies are fake, and being a pizza delivery guy isn't the greatest job in the world.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 09:05 AM (o1kXv)
Where you been, Soona? There's porn for EVERY fetish. Rule 34!
Midget porn is actually a pretty tame one. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (4df7
You have that right. My "friend", a wellspring of information about sordidness, informs me that the industry of porn has a hard time keeping up with the bottomless well of depravity that lurks in our hearts. I am often tempted to check it out, but, of course, resist my depraved thoughts.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:05 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 09:05 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2012 09:05 AM (xjpRj)
Dr. Vinny Boom-bah!
I'm thinking more like Dr. Nick Riviera. "Relax, baby, I can prescribe anything!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:06 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 09:06 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 09:07 AM (VtjlW)
"Nurse get me the injector full of expanding foam, we gonna give her a big butt upgrade while we have her on the table."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:07 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:08 AM (peWm/)
Pull up an office chair, BCochran. If you can't get a hate shake, you can at least partake in some chair spinning.
*spin*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:08 AM (4df7R)
I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.
But we would be happy to listen to your input. Especially with diagrams. Or tasteful photos.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 09:08 AM (o1kXv)
I've got most of the first two Doctors. I can tell you where to download them if you like. They can be somewhat painful to watch. The first Doctor was a bit of an asshole.
Compared to a lot of stuff from the era a surprising amount survived. There are, according to the Wiki, 106 episodes missing from the 253 in the first six years.
A lot of other shows got the same treatment. Much of the fist year of The Avengers is lost. There are some shows with no complete episodes in existence. Just the recollection of people who saw them as kids and a few scraps of film here and there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_missing_episodes
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 09:08 AM (kcfmt)
I am physically at the office. Working is another story.
Annnnd Last Big Thing just officially went over the cliff. *spins in chair* Thank fuck it's not our fault and will get fixed later this week but still.
Well, technically, I could let everything slide today, Imperial One, but for once, I'm actually getting the 2nd off. So I feel bad about leaving a fill-in to deal with the paperwork that's built up over the last week. I'm expecting to be here until 3, but who knows? There's a reason God invented shredders.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:09 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (o1kXv)
TASTEFUL photos? And you call yourself a Moron!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 09:09 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)
Court - duly noted. Colorado Alex, approach the bench. Have the midgets enter the court.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:09 AM (BoE3Z)
TASTEFUL photos? And you call yourself a Moron!
I'd like to think it wasn't just and act of Congress that made me a gentleman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 09:10 AM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 09:10 AM (HDgX3)
Hi Newt!
Attempting to colonize the Moon would be stupid.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (IvVLN)
So. Here I am Horde.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:06 PM (IvVLN)
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I was going to go shopping for a treadmill, you know, for that new-year's resolution. But I said, fuck it. It's not the new year yet.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (YSC7v)
Court - duly noted. Colorado Alex, approach the bench. Have the midgets enter the court.
Midgets? Oh good, you haven't found the dead hooker.
Crap. Shouldn't have said that.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (o1kXv)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (HDgX3)
Europe has far too much fascination with human feces.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:11 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: Darth Vader at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (QKKT0)
Doesn't matter. Still your fault. You should know that by now.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:12 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 09:13 AM (wwsoB)
You have that right. My "friend", a wellspring of information about sordidness, informs me that the industry of porn has a hard time keeping up with the bottomless well of depravity that lurks in our hearts.
Which is fine with me. Some of the stuff out there makes my - IMHO - ooky fantasies look like an Andy Hardy movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Nonsense. You could put giant ads on the side facing the Earth, and it'd be a great vantage point for when Europe reverts to form and a nuclear WW3 breaks out.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 09:13 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (HDgX3)
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But the German reality of sex is still excellent. Some of my best years.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:14 AM (YSC7v)
Aaaaand it's official. the last of my co-workers has left for the day, and I'm all alone in the office.
*spin*
*spin*
*pause*
*spin in opposite direction*
I'm a rebel.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:14 AM (4df7R)
I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)
But you're not actively discouraging us from talking about them, right?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:15 AM (fx1PU)
*spin*
*spin*
*pause*
*spin in opposite direction*
I'm a rebel.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:14 PM (4df7R)
Time to break out the Bailey's, eh?
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:15 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:16 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 09:16 AM (1OZSU)
I'm a rebel.
And you'll never be any good.
You're a rebel 'cause you never, ever do what you should.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)
Of course. As fetishes go that is fairly mundane. It can be a real eye opener to go to one of the free porn video sites and just see all of the search terms available. It's enough to know that there is enough demand to create a category without looking.
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 09:17 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: J. Random Dudes phone at December 31, 2012 09:17 AM (hvwak)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 09:17 AM (IvVLN)
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (BoE3Z)
None on hand. But I DO have some Jpop playing at an unseemly volume, so 'sall good.
So MWR why are you still there if everyone else has fled the building. I would worry that the ninja-raptors are on the way to tie up a loose end - you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (fx1PU)
I'm debating making a break for it. I just need to find the nearest walk-in fridge to trap the more enterprising raptors first.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:19 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:16 PM (peWm/)
Heck no. Peter Dinklage is VERY easy on the eyes, even if the character is supposed to be hideous. And he's got a lovely voice to go along with those pretty eyes.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:19 AM (4df7R)
T'Pol (Jolene Blalock)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYvmeABYTY
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:13 PM (wwsoB)
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I gotta quit watching that. It's going to turn me into a fucking trekkie.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:19 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:19 AM (peWm/)
Yes cactus.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 09:20 AM (KXm42)
You're a rebel 'cause you never, ever do what you should.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)
Oh great, now I've got to go find my mp3 of that song!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at December 31, 2012 09:20 AM (4df7R)
Why? Peter Dinklage would probably be considered a hot commodity for rom-coms if he were of normal stature. He lives in the same Studio City neighborhood as Jerry Pournelle, and I've met him while walking around with Jerry and his Husky, Sable.
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 09:21 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: J. Random Dudes phone at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (hvwak)
After this year, I found seriousness to be unprofitable, and not a good survival trait.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:21 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 09:21 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:21 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2012 09:22 AM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:22 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:23 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:24 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 09:24 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:23 PM (fx1PU)
Just another free app. A fap app.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:25 AM (BoE3Z)
Put a giant LED billboard on the Moon and there will soon be a competition among hackers to reprogram it it to read: CHA
Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 09:25 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:22 PM (fx1PU)
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It's bad luck to have any meat on New Year's Eve.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:26 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:27 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 09:27 AM (GFM2b)
It's bad luck to have any meat on New Year's Eve.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:26 PM (YSC7v)
Nevermind.Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 09:28 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (Yhu4q)
*****
So she must be at Cook County?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 09:28 AM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 09:28 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 09:29 AM (peWm/)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 01:27 PM (GFM2b)
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I'm compiling my list of "fish smell" jokes now.
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 09:30 AM (YSC7v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 09:34 AM (fx1PU)
She didn't get too upset over it, thought it was funny that he's a dirty old man
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 09:37 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 31, 2012 09:39 AM (uN27w)
Posted by: Skimmy McBill-Padderson, Local 3x10^8 at December 31, 2012 09:50 AM (I88Jc)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:37 PM (wwsoB)
Funny, of all the alien strange Kirk got himself over that five year mission, he never seems to have got his freak on with a Vulcan or Klingon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 09:59 AM (zF6Iw)
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