October 11, 2012

Debate Thoughts: Lower Expectations
— Ace

Because I'm hearing a lot about how Ryan's going to "destroy" Joe Biden.

Let's look at reasons why that won't be so:

1. The Moderator Chooses The Questions and Will Presumably Attempt to Maintain "Control."

When liberals assailed Jim Lehrer for "losing control" -- that is, permitting two highly accomplished, adult men with no criminal history to talk to each other without much official supervision -- they weren't really criticizing Lehrer. They were making excuses for Obama, but more importantly, they were working the refs of the next game.

They were laying down a marker for the next moderators that If you fail to properly coddle Obama and/or Biden, you will be all but excommunicated from the Press Club.

I imagine this worked. I imagine, as many have said, that Paul Ryan will be debating two opponents, not one. I believe that all the tough, wedge-issue questions will be put to Ryan -- with the moderator interrupting his answers to contradict him and cavil -- whereas Biden will be offered open-ended questions asking him to rehabilitate Obama's image. And he will do so.

2. All Issues, Including Abortion, Birth Control, and #waronwomen, Will Be Included In This Debate.

Understand this about the Romeny/Obama debate -- that debate was on the economy, debt, and taxes. The issues the Romney/Ryan ticket are running on.

This debate will cover all issues, and bet your bottom dollar that #waronwomen will be three of them. (There are nine "pods" of questions; expect a full third, or more, to be devoted to Birth Control, Abortion, and #waronwomen.)

It's not that Ryan automatically loses on such questions; but he doesn't have any advantage. Further, when the moderator is dwelling on all the tough questions of Ryan's position (abortion in cases of rape) but serving up Biden Home Run Pitches and not asking him any tough questions ("abortions" conducted on actual live-birth babies), it stacks the field pretty badly.

Ryan will tread very carefully here, trying to appease both the harder-core of the social right while trying to not scare the shit out of moderates. He will come off scripted, controlled, and not quite candid during these interrogations.

And that's a third of the debate.

And when Ryan gets into the specifics of budgetary policy, and Biden seems to be flailing, the moderator will advise Ryan "let's get out of the weeds here."

Of course-- let's get away from Ryan's advantage. And ignore the fact that the game is in the weeds. That's precisely where you hunt it.

3. Biden Is Liberated From Responsibility And Can Say Literally Anything Without Fear of Fact-Check.

Biden's reputation for silly blarney means that nothing he says will be fact-checked by a media desperate for an Obama/Biden win, and furthermore, no matter what howlers he tells, none of that will be permitted to reflect poorly on Obama himself.

No idiocy of Biden's will wind up staining Obama. So he can indulge in the Tactically Idiotic at will.

A Liberation From Responsibility is quite an advantage.

4. Biden Has Long Been Regarded As Rather A Strong Debater.

No bullshit here -- this isn't just me hackishly propping him up. As Legal Insurrection recently noted, with video clips aplenty, Biden's strength -- one of his only strengths -- is being good at both giving an old-fashioned ward-heeler type political speech, and giving the same sort of Machine Politician Pro debate performance.

Remember, Sarah Palin gave a good performance in the 2008 VP debate -- so good I thought she won, and won clearly (on points, but unanimous decision by the judges).

But polls -- the same polls that now say Romney won Round One with Obama -- said Biden actually won.

Sarah Palin wasn't an idiot, and had charisma, and had done her homework in preparing for the debate. Biden still won.

And Biden was judged to have won many of the Democratic debates when he ran for president in 2008. No one noticed, because he was never considered a serious candidate, but his combination of joviality and po-mouth blarney was thought to be winning and charming.

5. For a Certain Segment of the Population, Intellect Is Threatening and "Other."

And this is Biden's secret strength -- he talks best to people who are, how do I say this, not particularly bright. That was Obama's cynical reason for picking him as VP.

Will he have his facts in order? Will he know his policy cold? No, he won't, but he "speaks from the heart," which is what people say when they want to compliment someone who's kind of dimwitted and out of it.

Biden's strength is this: "Often in error, seldom in doubt." He will make sweepingly stupid statements, and he will offer them with complete conviction, because he's stupid enough to believe what he's saying.

Meanwhile, Paul Ryan is an extremely smart guy, and is, how would we put this in terms Biden would understand?, burdened by knowledge and expertise.

Some of the people who voted for Obama last time might feel a bit of resentment at this obviously highly intelligent young whelp beating up on a confused old man who means well and "speaks from the heart."

6. No Matter Who Wins, The Media Will Claim Biden Won.

They need Biden to win; thus, it will be so. And because the ratings will be so much lower for this debate -- the VP debate tends not to be watched very much, the 2008 aberration aside -- most people will learn of the debate via the media, not the report of their own eyes.

And hence, "Biden wins" is the headline.

It's already the headline. It has already been written.

To actually "win" -- and be judged as winning -- Ryan will actually have to demolish Biden worse than Romney demolished Obama. An extremely high hurdle, which simply will not happen.

If Biden wins, then Biden wins.

If Biden ties, then Biden wins.

If Biden loses, then Biden wins.

Only if Biden commits the sort of embarrassing gaffe that becomes a viral sensation can Ryan possibly win-- and then in that case, he "edges" Biden, only because of this one little problem, which by the way is no big deal.

So, overall: Chillax. We're not going to "destroy" Biden. We're looking for a win, which then becomes a "tie with little impact on the race" in the media's telling.

And it will be an uphill battle to get that much.

Format: The basics:

Unlike last week, Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan will be seated, next to each other and at the same table as Raddatz....

Another difference will be format. TonightÂ’s debate will be roughly evenly split between foreign and domestic topics. Last weekÂ’s debate was domestic only; there will be a with a town-hall format and a foreign-policy debate to follow over the next two weeks.

And while Jim Lehrer moderated a debate broken into six 15-minute segments, RaddatzÂ’s debate will be broken into nine 10-minute segments.

...

At the beginning of each segment, Raddatz will ask the same question to both Biden and Ryan. Each will have two minutes to respond, uninterrupted, with lights giving time signals to both men.

Raddatz will then use the balance of the time in each segment to facilitate a discussion between Biden and Ryan. There will be no opening statements, though both will be given on minute and 30 seconds for closing statements.


Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM | Comments (384)
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1 Go for the throat

Posted by: Bruce at October 11, 2012 01:04 PM (JI+T4)

2 Club like baby seal

Posted by: Jaws at October 11, 2012 01:04 PM (4I3Uo)

3 jedi mind trick

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2012 01:05 PM (CCE1r)

4 Well said, Ace. I agree with all of it. The media needs a Biden "win" so even if Ryan does extraordinarily well it will still be considered a draw.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 11, 2012 01:06 PM (0nogT)

5 Ace is right: Paul Ryan will not destroy or decimate Joe Biden. If anyone will 'destroy' Joe Biden, it will be Joe Biden, which is what I'm hoping for.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:06 PM (jUytm)

6 Facts a plenty will defeat Biden.  Good debater or not, call him out on the lies on the spot and show just how worthless he is.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:06 PM (UK9cE)

7

eh whatever fireworks erupt or gaffes misspoken, the audience is only going to remember one thing: who do they want a hearbeat away:

 

old, pluggy and brain damaged or young, healthy and smart

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (jm/9g)

8 >>I believe that all the tough, wedge-issue questions will be put to Ryan -- with the moderator interrupting his answers to contradict him and cavil - She's gonna Lifesmanship him? The bastard.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (TMB3S)

9 oof good points. Biden has the weapon of the Biden Bombastic Statement, something grand yet vague and conclusory. Like, "we don't torture because I don't want my kid fighting in iraq to be tortured," or "America doesn't let anyone, and I mean anyone, out teach our teachers, that's why Obama was right in the first debate, we need to hire 1,000,000 new teachers to turn this economy around." Yeah, if you control the debate format so that it's a Biden and moderator versus Ryan debate with no Ryan rebuttals, then yeah, danger zone

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (QxSug)

10 OK. Ryan sucks ass. It's all over. Beer now?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (GvYeG)

11 Stop making fun of the Obama Admenstruation.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (7QU6R)

12 #7 Old age & treachery always triumphs over youth & skill.

Posted by: angienc at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (w3JGl)

13 Who has been prepping Biden for the debate? I know Kerry was the Romney stand-in for TFG, Portman was the TFG stand-in for Romney, and John Bolton has been the Biden stand-in for Ryan, but not the name of the Ryan stand-in for Biden.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (e0xKF)

14

Ace-

  Are you trying to convince us  that you don't have some Snack-Packs on ice?

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (mX8oo)

15

If Biden wins, then Biden wins.

If Biden ties, then Biden wins.

If Biden loses, then Biden wins.



I half expect Biden to have a stroke--real or feigned, equal probability--before the end of the night, thus winning on "sympathy."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 11, 2012 01:07 PM (/kI1Q)

16 That being said, I think he's had a stroke or has onset Alzheimer's and will fail miserably tonight.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (UK9cE)

17 I think, if it goes as I expect, Ryan might very well have to go after the "Moderator"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (j1gX1)

18 I agree with number 6.  The press reports are already written, with spaces to include relevant quotes inserted during the debate.  Problem is, if Ryan appears to be close, Romney continues to rise.  Also, Libya will continue to dominate.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (Pixxe)

19 Is It Good To Be Too Smart?

Posted by: NPR at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (FcR7P)

20 Repost since it makes more sense here.

I'm hoping Biden is bored with being VP and tanks on purpose tonight so he can retire. It is also plausible that obama has insulted him and he could trow it out of revenge.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (tf9Ne)

21 Dead right on every point. But I can't think think of a better person to debate Biden. Ryan has an unshakable Midwestern equanimity and decency which can both withstand and contrast Biden's sleazy blarney.

Posted by: rrpjr at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (KzEmp)

22 Overwhelmed with stupid.

Posted by: BignJames at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (HtUkt)

23 I half expect Biden to have a stroke--real or feigned, equal probability--before the end of the night, thus winning on "sympathy." --- On which question, "What is your favorite color?" I don't think he'll do any better with that one than Sir Galahad did in the Monty Python film.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (e0xKF)

24 Yes the stories have already been written, including all of a sudden VP debates matter!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:08 PM (9+ccr)

25 Damn why doesn't this site allow ampersands?

Sorry, my previous post should read:

#7 Old age and treachery always triumphs over youth and skill.

Posted by: angienc at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (w3JGl)

26 I have said this all along. Biden has the ability to lie with conviction. His claims won't be fact-checked till tomorrow morning. He just needs to refrain from looking as shitty as TFG did, and the media will proclaim that he won.
But it won't matter because TFG is still a POS.

Posted by: real joe, ready to commence drinking heavily at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (lJSPE)

27 Moderator: Vice President Biden, you love everyone. It that a problem for you?

Biden: No Martha, it's always steered my course effectively.

Moderator: Congressperson Ryan, you hate everyone. It that a problem for you?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (+I8Mq)

28 Sweep the leg Ryan. No mercy

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (G2SfW)

29 Um, no. I fully expect Ryan to win this debate and win easily.

Posted by: Rich at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (pnHKr)

30 A strong debater? You could say he's a..master...debater.

Posted by: Lord of the Wings at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (SIwEl)

31

13

some donk congressman from Maryland

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (jm/9g)

32 BUT, the thing about Biden-Palin 2008 is that the debate was fully overshadowed by the anti-Palin hysteria that the MSM was feeding the country. She couldn't win, no matter what she said in 2008, even if she derived Fermat's Last Theorem, she wouldn't have gotten credit. This time around, Biden is coming in in the Palin seat. Ryan seems serious enough, so it should be even in terms of expectation.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (QxSug)

33 "If you look at me and ask if I'm seriously telling you that we need to spend more money to keep from going bankrupt........the answer is YES."


Sorry, but the dumbest fucking words ever uttered by a "brilliant man:  good debater."

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (UK9cE)

34 old, pluggyand brain damaged or young, healthy and smart

In 2008, the former was perceived as winning out over the latter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (/kI1Q)

35 If I knew a Moby song, I'd link it here.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2012 01:09 PM (mX8oo)

36 Fucking SF giants, baby!

Posted by: Max Power at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (q177U)

37 And as I said in tweet, Ryan should anchor Biden down with Obama's idiotic statements, like hiring teachers, and whatever the hell the $5T thing is.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (QxSug)

38 I don't think Paul Ryan will destroy Joe Biden.  I think he will be what he always is and always has been: cheerful, optimistic, reasonable, generous and factual.  I think he will be pleasant, determined, and real.  I think he will present himself as a normal smart real guy who has  thought about things and sees a better way.

That will contrast with Joe Biden who can be very good in a debate situation, but has a weak case to draw from. 

People will draw their own conclusions.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (P6QsQ)

39 17 I think, if it goes as I expect, Ryan might very well have to go after the "Moderator" Considering that the freaking Obamas attended her wedding, I figure that he can take a few shots at her without alienating the audience. The media probably can't report on it too much, as they might have to acknowledge there is a potential conflict-of-interest.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (e0xKF)

40 Paul Ryan is a very smart man, a very nice man. Paul Ryan is not, however, extraordinary. Paul Ryan will not 'dazzle' anyone, tonight. Compared to Mitt Romney, his performance will come across as 'dry.' What we need to happen is for Joe Biden to get cocky. Or P-Ryan to throw a curveball at Biden to confuse him. Otherwise, expect this debate to be un-eventful, especially if Biden is self-disciplined.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (jUytm)

41 I hope there is live-blogging. I'm getting drunk either way but I'd rather do it chortling to moron quips.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (QupBk)

42 Agree- I hate this Joe Biden is a retard stuff. He's an old fashioned B.S liberal like Murtha who knows every trick in the book- and you can bet yo' ass Radditz will be like a WWE ref. Ryan needs to forget even engaging him unless provoked and keep hammering away at Barry.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (wrRz1)

43 All good points Ace..   Sooooo.... do we even watch this thing?    I've got lace wigs to pick up at the cleaners...  or do I.....     dun dun duuuunnnnnnnnn

Posted by: Yip at October 11, 2012 01:10 PM (Mrdk1)

44 Please, Joe, hold forth on "high-speed rail".

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (FcR7P)

45 Biden has the ability to lie with conviction.

He will lie and the media will spin it as essentially true.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (+I8Mq)

46 Shot of Pappy Van Winkle every time Biden says something intelligent. Which means the bottle still won be opened. And you are right. Due to the format, his will be boring.

Posted by: Marcus at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (HU7qu)

47 37 Fucking SF giants, baby!

  I'm just North of SF but I don't follow sports. My Daughter on the other hand is a rabid Giants fan....

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (9+ccr)

48

Since Biden got away last debate with saying the most insanely idiotic thing ever uttered by a politician, then you are right that this is not a slam dunk in any shape or form.

Posted by: polynikes at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (m2CN7)

49 I just want Ryan, at some point, to stand up and do an "arnold" bodybuilding pose. Just for the hell of it. And then look at Joe and say "pwnage.bitch."

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (GvYeG)

50 One somewhat counter-thought: If the MSM declares that Biden kicked butt tonight, upstaging his pitiful boss, what's that say to the masses about the quality of his boss?

Posted by: Swanny at October 11, 2012 01:11 PM (XzlBE)

51 Considering that the freaking Obamas attended her wedding And that Barry is her ex-husbands, and father of her child's, boss.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (QupBk)

52

Don't forget, Ryan will have to be polite, or will be scolded for being a hothead or something.    Nope, not looking for a miracle, but hoping for one.

 

Ryan has guts and smarts and I hope the country gets a chance to use them effectively starting next year.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (l3vZN)

53 Yup. I've been saying this since the presidential debate. Ryan's task is to live up to his reputation as being a wonkish numbers guy; Biden's task is to not fuck up too terribly bad. The deck is pre-stacked.

Posted by: joncelli at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

54 Who has been prepping Biden for the debate?

I know Kerry was the Romney stand-in for TFG, Portman was the TFG stand-in for Romney, and John Bolton has been the Biden stand-in for Ryan, but not the name of the Ryan stand-in for Biden.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 05:07 PM (e0xKF)


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Ted Olson, the former Solicitor General of the United States whose wife was killed on 9-11.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (P6QsQ)

55 If Biden comes across as the pompous ass he has been in recent days, while Ryan is the unflappable Midwestern problem solver he appeared to be over the last several interviews, then Biden risks alot by being too aggressive.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (Pixxe)

56 The fact checking will commence here, at AOSHQ on the live blog.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (+I8Mq)

57

"All Issues, Including Abortion, Birth Control, and #waronwomen, Will Be Included In This Debate."

 

Huh? I thought this was supposed to be a foreign policy debate?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (VETY/)

58

Biden needs to make it through the first question.  And that question will be:  Do you like pudding, just nod yes or no.

 

If he gets past that, he will be declared the winner.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (C2//T)

59 Ryan is smart and knows exactly what he's up against. I predict a slaughter by Ryan.

Posted by: Bosk at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (n2K+4)

60 Biden has the ability to lie with conviction. Don't BLS a bullshitter...

Posted by: Unca' Joe at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (FcR7P)

61 The thing is, Obama was particularly bad in debate, unpresidential. Both these guys are going to be at least present. Unless Ryan comes out and debates like Rick Perry, it's going to be, at worst, a draw. A draw don't help Obama at all.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:12 PM (QxSug)

62 Ryan's need to sneak a folding chair into the ring.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 11, 2012 01:13 PM (QupBk)

63 Biden will do the same thing he did in the Palin debate.  Every other word out of his mouth will be a lie.  The left will eat it up because the love Democrat lies.


The key question is, will it help Obama at the polls?  I doubt it because they have been running the worst campaign I have ever seen and this VP debate is really a sideshow.

Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2012 01:13 PM (YdQQY)

64

Posted by: angienc at October 11, 2012 05:09 PM (w3JGl)

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The content and substance were provided by the big dog last week. Tonite it's the visuals that count.  Now the undecideds, moderates and LIVs who tune in just want to know who will be second in command, and they'll pick the young one who still has his own naturally colored hair. If  Andrew Cuomo were opposite Ryan tonite, it would be a lot tougher for our veep candidate.

Posted by: kallisto at October 11, 2012 01:13 PM (jm/9g)

65 I'm sorry. My response in post #55 is wrong.  I misread the question.  Ted Olson is prepping Paul Ryan, not Joe Biden.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:13 PM (P6QsQ)

66 Disagree on the war on women debate, Ace.

The Dems have framed the issue as the GOP wanting to control a woman's right to birth control, etc. etc.

When in reality, it is the exact opposite.

I think most women know it is not as simple or clear cut as the libtards try to put on.  If Ryan can simplify the issue and turn it around on Biden, it will be a big win.

Ryan needs to say this:  You current health plan probably covers birth control with some small co-pay.  But Obamacare forces every employer to provide it free of cost and forces them to include abortion pills.  Some employers simply cannot do that morally.  So you may have your employer drop health insurance simply because Obamacare is forcing them into a moral dilemna.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (f9c2L)

67 >>>Huh? I thought this was supposed to be a foreign policy debate? No. Half will be FP, half will be Domestic. Most of the "domestic issues" half will be War on Women, with about ten minutes for economy, jobs, debt, and taxes.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (LCRYB)

68 "America doesn't let anyone, and I mean anyone, out teach our teachers, that's why Obama was right in the first debate, we need to hire 1,000,000 new teachers to turn this economy around."


Vice President Biden has just given you more proof that he's more worried about the unions than he is the teachers.  Who has benefited more from the policies put in place in his administration,  students or teachers unions?  Test scores are at an all time low and teachers benefits and salaries are at an all time high.  The federal education departments keep making laws and guidelines and our kids are not getting better.

Biden and his partner  Obama keep touting about not going to the past, but I'm talking about the future.  Throwing endless amounts of money hasn't solved anything yet.  We need TRUE REFORM and smart spending to save our economy AND give our kids the future they deserve.


It's doable.  FUCK Biden's debate skills.  FACTS baby.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (UK9cE)

69 as for pro life stuff, IIRC biden proposed con amnd banning abortion. Ryan has it easier on war on women stuff. A. Obama is a post birth abortionist. That's extremely extreme. B. Claim that women's issues aren't different than men's issues, both benefit from strong economy, not from handouts.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (QxSug)

70 Moderator: Your opening statement, Mr. Vice President

Joe: Osama is alive, GM is dead .... ((looks at watch))

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (BVkEs)

71 Ehhhh... Ryan has been preparing for weeks and weeks and has done 9 full mock 90 minute debates. Biden only started to prep on a crash course study after Romney thrashed Pbama last wednesday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (CofEF)

72 Because I'm hearing a lot about how Ryan's going to "destroy" Joe Biden. That's not even the point. Biden is going to destroy himself. He's going to come out swinging and will be foaming at the mouth within the first 5 minutes. I'd lay money that BiteMe makes at least the same mistakes he made in the 2008 debate - when this "Constitutional lecturer" totally forgot about the Vice President's role as President of the Senate - and Ryan will more than likely nail him. Aside from that, Biden will bite his own tongue four or five times and be rendered unable to articulate anything by the end ... which won't stop him from trying. Biden is an idiot. He's not as dumb as Barky - that's true - as Slow Joe has about 6 IQ points ont he Indonesian, but a 90 IQ doesn't take you too far in any discussion. Not even in joke debates. And Biden is annoying as all get-out, too. He just grates on people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (X3lox)

73 If Biden dropped his pants and began fapping, the MSM would still declare him the winner...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (XvHmy)

74 I just saw a commercial on Cartoon Network featuring a number of black people exclusively warning you that you may be disenfranchised by new voter ID laws. The sponsor? A group named Occupy the Vote.

Posted by: Truman North at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (j8J0O)

75 What we want to happen is for Joe Biden to think himself as Lloyd Bentsen and think P-Ryan as Dan Quayle. That's how we'll get Biden to show his ass. I have no doubt P-Ryan has the wherewithal to recognize an opportunity and seize on it.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (jUytm)

76 This debate build up is beginning to sound like a scene with Edward the Longshanks leading the youthful advisor towards the open tower window.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (l3vZN)

77

Doesn't the moderator take a credibility hit if she kneels to Biden due to the fact that the story is out that there is/was a relationship between her, ex-husband, and Obama?

But then again, when has loss of credibility shamed any of these "moderators".

I see Ryan clearly winning if he steers the debate the way he wants and doesn't let the moderator/Biden box him into a corner.

Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (G+Wff)

78 I agree way more than I disagree with this, Ace, but...

1) Biden has become such a loose cannon that he doesn't check himself at all anymore. It's true he's been kind of nuts for a while, but he's way, way nuts now.

2) Ryan is very, very good. I've never seen the guy flummoxed or awkward.

3) Photogenically, it's no contest.

But like I said, I agree that we can't expect it be as bad as Romney-Obama. We can hope and be pleasantly surprised, but, yes, let's lower those expectations a mite.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (h9gW0)

79 i thought Olson was Ryan's debate prep person

Posted by: JParker at October 11, 2012 05:13 PM (60GaT)


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Yes, I misread the question.  Olson has been prepping Ryan not Biden.  I apologize.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (P6QsQ)

80 How times do change. A few months ago the majority where upset that we had such a weak candidate like Romney who would get owned by Obama and why couldn't we have a strong True Conservative candidate like Ryan. I'm not expecting a blowout but Ryan is one of the smartest guys in the House. I think he will hold his own against Fredo.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:14 PM (TMB3S)

81 The objective isn't to beat Joe, it's to get him to say something stupid

Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (ilc7b)

82 13 Who has been prepping Biden for the debate? I know Kerry was the Romney stand-in for TFG, Portman was the TFG stand-in for Romney, and John Boltonhas beenthe Biden stand-in for Ryan, but not the name of the Ryan stand-in for Biden. Big Bird?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (Xs67o)

83 This debate will be about abortion and women.  Over and over.

Book'em Dan'O

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (wR+pz)

84 Don't underestimate the cute kids factor if Paul Ryan's children swarm him onstage after the debate.  They are charming.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (P6QsQ)

85 Spot on Ace. Is it too late for Ryan to study up on Lifesmanship? That might work.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (t06LC)

86 @70. yeah, the Biden Bombastic Statement (BBS) has the flaw in that it's highly, ah, signalled before it comes (read the day's earlier DNC marching orders to the press and whatever Clinton said the day before) (what is the term for an easily identifiable move, like a long windup??).

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:15 PM (QxSug)

87 Intellect Is Threatening and "Other."

And this is Biden's secret strength -- he talks best to people who are, how do I say this, not particularly bright.


I'm so glad I'm not an alpha.

Posted by: Zetas everywhere at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (6TB1Z)

88 Palin was terrible in that debate.. embarrassingly so.  I don't know what debate you watched, Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (f9c2L)

89

You can't prepare for Biden. You never know what he will say.

 

Could be anything... hell he might even kiss you

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (nTgAI)

90 hey idiots listen up if you want to know about the bottom line about

just got back from hepling joe biden perpation for the debate about

alot of zingers and snapping come backs about hey yeah fourty seven

percent dont not even matter lolol nice job romeny way to think it

thruogh idiot plus also great idea to having a war on woman rolfoma

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (+lsX1)

91 On the #waronwomen meme, Ryan should reference the Taliban trying to execute little girls who just want an education. Then say, "You want to know what a 'war on women' looks like? Well there you go. Romney and I intend to kill evil. Obama/Biden intend to have critics of Islam silenced and invite Sharia into our hemisphere."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (eHIJJ)

92

Questions   to expect:

 

Congressthing Ryan,  has your refusal to acknowledge the inherent dichotomies in your tax plan, most notably those who will   raise the middle class' burden  by some 5,000,000% and which will result in many elderly being forced into indentured servitude to your  children caused you any sleepless nights?  If not, why not?

 

Vice-President Biden, if you were a   tree, what kind  of tree would you be?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (lOmbq)

93 BBS's GM alive, OBL dead Clinton was a good, president. amirite? Romney's $5T tax cuts

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:16 PM (QxSug)

94 The American people may themselves have something to say about the outcome of the debate. The MSM is not going to be able to declare a winner so easily this time.

Posted by: Jack at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (wUFaM)

95 I've sent in my question, my girl will give them out!

Posted by: Sandra Slut at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (wR+pz)

96 (what is the term for an easily identifiable move, like a long windup??).

Telegraph.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (POGCP)

97 I'm just North of SF but I don't follow sports. Alcatraz? That would be a helluva place to pick up swimming.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (FcR7P)

98 You don't mention foreign policy.. Ryan should nail the Obama admin to the wall on Benghazi.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (f9c2L)

99 Oh and and that "Biden is a likable guy" thing, Biden's favorable are upside down while Ryan has positive likables.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (TMB3S)

100 Ryan needs to keep smiling and treat Joe like the old, half-drunk, half-tard that he is.  And no matter what the question, find ways to simply say, "What I hope the American people will do is judge this administration by its record.  They made big promises.  Let's see where we are on those promises..."
And if Joe is Slow-Joe enough to throw out "recent improved numbers"...bingo, Ryan is in his wheelhouse and tearing the recently fudged-on-purpose reports to shreds.  And, every now and then, cough into his fist saying, "Libya!"

Posted by: sgr at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (xa5GW)

101 my prediction: I think Ryan will do exceedingly well. Cutter et al will say Biden won. I don't mind.....I think ordinary folks are coming to the realization she is insane. I am looking forward to the debate....tapas and wine at the ready

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (JWLqy)

102 I am surprised biden agreed to pose with Ryan in that exercise photo. kind of an awkward position for biden with Ryan choking him out like that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

103 I actually expect Biden to be a better debater than Obama. Not enough to best Paul Ryan, mind you, but certainly more experienced-sounding and visually confident than Obama was. Otherwise, I agree with your assessment, Ace -- I'm not expecting the bloodbath we saw delivered by Mitt.

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 11, 2012 01:17 PM (sTS/8)

104 And Conseco knocks it outta the park once again. lol

Posted by: Bosk at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (n2K+4)

105 Palin was terrible in that debate.. embarrassingly so. I don't know what debate you watched, Ace. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 05:16 PM (f9c2L) Even the MFM gave her at least a draw in that debate and most people scored her the winner.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (X3lox)

106 Also, Ryan, war on women, abortion bullshit social issues that DNC thinks are winners: War on Catholic Church Funding and mandating "safe,legal,and rare" practivce, eh? late term and post term abortions who's extreme here?

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (QxSug)

107
Alcatraz? That would be a helluva place to pick up swimming.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 05:17 PM (FcR7P)


  That's right in the bay... A little farther North than that...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (9+ccr)

108

So I will enjoy the debate better if I lower my expectations before watching it? seriously, what is all this talk about lowering expectations? you already hit the nail on the head regarding the media, of course they're going to say that Joe did very well, regardless of expectations. who cares what the media says?

the people that matter are the people like in Luntz's focus groups. what they are going to see is two men. One young, very bright, well studied, prepared, nice, good looking, energetic man in command of the issues who actually has prepared detailed plans on how to fix our economy who all of a sudden doesn't seem as scary as he has been made out to be, versus an old man, who doesn't always seem to make sense, avoids direct answers, looking like a typical politician mouthing the same old crap, and who likely will say a few dopey things during the debate. the contrast will be very striking and unmistakable

the expectations don't matter a whit. sit the two men at the table and the direct and indirect impressions that an impartial audience will gleen will favor Ryan in a landslide similar to Romney over Obama.

 

Posted by: exceller at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (ROGMG)

109 I not going to be polite!

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (wR+pz)

110 Vice-President Biden, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Ooh, I know- clowns!

Posted by: Joey B at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (FcR7P)

111

Well hell, If Ryan can't win even if he wins, why not not win with style?

 

I hope he turns Joe's lectern over, pins him to the stage, and teabags him.

Posted by: Jaws at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (4I3Uo)

112 Hmmm, watch this, or game 5 of the A's vs Detroit?  Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (QxGmu)

113 Fire Dusty Baker.

Posted by: Rich at October 11, 2012 01:18 PM (pnHKr)

114 Excellent post Ace: Brilliant logical reasoning. Thank you, I wont have my hopes up or tivo it since it must be as they have decided, wedding gifts be ignored...

Posted by: MoJoTee at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (e1kfW)

115 Go for the throat. Speak your mind. Abortion? Explain to the American people what both live birth and partial birth abortions are, graphically. Most of them don't know. They will find both repulsive.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (/BwGa)

116 @98, thank you, I think that will work. Obama and Bidens' talking points are extremely telegraphed. The liberal cocoon helps until it starts hurting you.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (QxSug)

117
This is more about Ryan showing his previously shown competence.  Nobody cares about sloe joe. (other than the obama campaign and the media, birm)


The thing is, and this is much harder for conservatives, is since the media has already written the 'Biden wins' story, we must use the social media to claim Ryan won no matter what.  Not really part of our character, but fire with fire and all that.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (PHb2k)

118 75 If Biden dropped his pants and began fapping, the MSM would still declare him the winner...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 11, 2012 05:14 PM (XvHmy)



How much do we drink if that happens?

Posted by: Adam at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (/YJYi)

119 Actually Paul Ryan has already won. He won when Herr SCOAMF stunk up the joint during his debate. Biden will try to overcompensate for that glaring fact. He will look like a fool, though a semi-likable once as he desperately treads water. If he performs well, he'll remind the folks that Obama was/is/will be genuine glory hole material. If he sucks, well that's double suckitude on the ticket.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (WItBr)

120 47% will be making an appearance. Big Bird may depending if Joe had any input on the commercial. Of course, Joe will refer to himself and a useful life lesson at some point as "Joey". Maybe how he had to move in with his best friend, the friend's brother in law, and the three adorable girls after the friend's wife died and he learned the importance of Sesame Street and on demand abortions.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (t06LC)

121 Biden has been in a closet for six days with duck tape on his mouth being forced to remember his lines. If he forgets something, he is to raise his handkerchief in front of his mouth while the pre-recorded speech takes over.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 11, 2012 01:19 PM (Sptt8)

122 98 (what is the term for an easily identifiable move, like a long windup??). Telegraph. Yeah. That instrument that was old when Joey Choo-Choo was young.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 11, 2012 01:20 PM (7m7T2)

123 Think Paul next to hair plugs?

Shit, if Paul would just flex once, the country is his.

Posted by: Fainting Tami at October 11, 2012 01:20 PM (wR+pz)

124

 

ABC is already spinning for Biden, and not even trying to hide it.

 

Nonetheless, Ryan will emerge the winner.

 

As for the media spin, you are most likely right, but then we already know that over 60% of the public knows the media is biased. You can't fool all the peeps all the time.

Posted by: MisterMoney at October 11, 2012 01:20 PM (wN82N)

125

Fear and loathing pre debate.  On one hand... and on the other hand...

Get the pudding to room temperature.  This will be a teh galactic beat-down of my Vice President.

Posted by: dblwmy at October 11, 2012 01:20 PM (BvTwT)

126 7. Paul Ryan is smarter than Joe Biden by a mile, that will show itself. All the media bias in the world couldn't save Obama in the last debate, and a panel of shitbags won't phase Ryan. The Handwringers Local #13 can break foir lunch.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (HethX)

127 As for Palin's 2008 debate performance and her winning it, A. Win or no Win, does not matter, MSM embargo it. Palin still hated by left, never get any spin. B. Anti-Palin hate from hate filled lefties pre-permeated whole atmosphere at that point, could've cured cancer and got no respect.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (QxSug)

128 Well, I have enough shit to drink, so it will work out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (wR+pz)

129 Bring up the missing strawberries and just use geometric logic from there on.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (FGyIi)

130 Our people have no faith, same crap was being said last week Ryan was prepped by Ted Olson, who has decades of experiencing with mock trials and debate prep and preparing arguments for the Supreme Court. Ryan has been swatting down lefties on TV for a long time. He will shine against Biden and the moderator.

Posted by: Jose/ningrim at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (srIqv)

131 Biden will go after Ryan on the republicans financial plan. He will challenge him to define tax cuts and increases. Biden believes Ryan will fall into the dissembling trap: it won't work and will b the most epic moment. Burn wants to go after Ryan and be the hero. Instead he will trip on his dick.

Posted by: Marcus at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (HU7qu)

132 --"McClellan brought superior forces to Sharpsburg, but he also brought himself."

Posted by: Confederate Veteran at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (w41GQ)

133 WE WILL DESTROY HIM!!!

Posted by: The one one good line from the 1984 movie version of Dune at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (fsLdt)

134 I don't disagree.

However, the "Obama wins" was already written before the last debate.

Don't under estimate the Romney campaigns ability to find ways to challenge the normal way things happen.  They know they are running against the MFM, not Obama/Biden.

Which was ultimately McCain's problem.  He thought he was running against Obama.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (wg4gm)

135 This debate is about the Media and their superiority to the average American.  Somehow Ryan needs to make this point.  Often.  And then it doesn't matter who they call the victor.

Posted by: Davidlind at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (J9mCu)

136 I hope we're all pleasantly surprised after tonight.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 11, 2012 01:21 PM (iL9Kk)

137 Go for the throat.

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I think if you mean be angrily aggressive, I don't believe that is going to happen.  Passionate, yes.  Energetic, yes.  Determined, yes.  But he's generally a person who treats others with respect.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (P6QsQ)

138

Joe Biden has a temper...and gets pissy, when asked to explain himself.

 

I think they have him on meds, at times, to keep this from happening.

Which could explain his 'Slow Joe' demeanor.

 

Remember this...from 2008?

 

http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbCf4l1dtDc&feature=related 

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (l5RhJ)

139 Biden's detail is getting the safe house ready.

Posted by: dblwmy at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (BvTwT)

140 2. All Issues, Including Abortion, Birth Control, and #waronwomen, Will Be Included In This Debate. Don't forget the tampons.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (UZQM8)

141 You can't prepare for Biden. You never know what he will say. Could be anything... hell he might even kiss you Posted by: The Jackhole So true!

Posted by: macintx at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (teREJ)

142 I just lost my job yesterday, so I'm on my knees praying that Romney crushes Obama.

In the meantime, between pounding the pavement, I've got loads more time to volunteer.

Posted by: tdpwells at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (7vA7k)

143 "47%" is only mentioned at campaign rallies and in ads Biden and Obama would be stupid to bring that up at a forum where Romney or Ryan could actually present the case why it's true. Remember, most people agreed with Mitt on that whole 47% of the people are leeches thing.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (jUytm)

144 You missed The Point:  This debate is not about the debate; it's about Ryan presenting himself to millions of people who have only seen twisted snippets.


If Ryan focused on speaking directly to the American people--which I think he will do, and do well--he will accomplish what he needs to do.


It does not matter what Biden or Ridbitch says.


JKF won the debates because ( as an unknown facing someone who had been VP for eight years ) he spoke directly to the American people--while Nixon scored debate points.


Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 11, 2012 01:22 PM (Dll6b)

145 When the mfm declares Biden to be the winner, will the public believe them? The mfm haven't been polling as being very trustworthy lately.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (8/bPb)

146 And another bad for biden thing, which has been telegraphed is that he's going to come out swinging. The left demands rudeness. They'll get a Wellstone Memorial. I recall Ryan schooling Obama on medicare costs and Obama just giving him the death glare.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (QxSug)

147 How much do we drink if that happens?

Posted by: Adam at October 11, 2012 05:19 PM (/YJYi)



All of it.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (UK9cE)

148 "Biden Is Liberated From Responsibility And Can Say Literally Anything Without Fear of Fact-Check."

It would be great to see Ryan right out of the gate lead off with a direct challenge to Biden's veracity. Specifically citing a prior case or two in which Biden had simply made shit up that was not true. Call into question everything Biden says from that point on.

My personal favorite is the time when Biden, running for President in the late 1980s, gave a moving autobiographical speech in Iowa. It turned out that Slow Joe had lifted it nearly in its entirety from a speech by the Labour politician Neil Kinnock in the UK.

And while Kinnock's rendering was at least factually authentic, Biden's replay of it was wildly untrue. Biden was out there claiming that his forebears had worked in coal mines, for example. Nope. Kinnock's father actually was a coal miner. Biden's dad sold used cars at a Chevy dealership in Wilmington.

What's even better is that the most damning retelling of this Biden fiasco comes from the liberal holy of holies, the _New York Times_. So liberals can't claim reporting bias.

http://tinyurl.com/biden-kinnock


Posted by: torquewrench at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (ymG7s)

149 A lot of you gents are jumping the gun.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (4pSIn)

150 By the way Ace, who the heck is Romeny?

Posted by: Marcus at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (HU7qu)

151 GIRD YOUR LOINS!

Posted by: Joe "Iron Crotch" Biden at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (vjyZP)

152

@145

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (t06LC)

153 Ryan will do well and I can prove that you think so as well.

Before the 1st Pres debate, which did you think would go better for the GOP? The Pres debate or the VEEP debate?

Aaaaand why would you answer be any different now?

< dusts hands > Now about my money....

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (bCaR9)

154 What's the format and layout of this debate?
Standing, sitting, table, lectern, etc?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 11, 2012 01:23 PM (imtbm)

155 problem is biden is going to be speaking. he is a moron, and not the good kind. he is incapable of not saying something stupid. If Ryan is smart, instead of going for winners he will simply let slo joe make mistakes and kick him in the nuts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

156 I didn't think the media would admit Romney won the first debate. Maybe they'll surprise me again, but Paul will have to crush him, no mercy.

Posted by: eggs benedict at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (FpBe1)

157

What hasn't been said, which is more likely now than in the first Presidential debate and was mentioned frequently is that Biden may already know what this moderator will be specifically asking him.

 

Posted by: polynikes at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (m2CN7)

158

Having just reviewed "Dave in Fla"s site, here's where I think the election stands:

 

Start with the assumption that we have all of McCain's states, plus IN(11).  That's 191 EV.

 

Suppose we believe that pollster who says the race is over in FL(29), NC(15), VA(13) - that Romney has them all.  "Dave in Fla" attests to the idea that Romney has FL, which I personally find comforting. That brings us up to 248 EV.

 

Dave has a special OH(1 analysis that shows that, with his 2010 model (which is the one I tend to go with), Romney is up 4.5%.  So add OH.  That gets you to 266 EV.

 

Romney needs 270 EV, so beyond FL, NC, VA, and OH, ... ANY of the remaining swing states would do the trick: CO(9), IA(6), MI(16), NH(4), NV(6), PA(20), or WI(10)

 

Things look pretty good right now.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (As94z)

159 Told you wingnuts, Barry's got this election in the bag.

Posted by: Gregg at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (VrVBw)

160 Yep, on all of it. Ryan will state: women want jobs. And, hopefully Biden's old, battered brain will override his debate training.

Posted by: yes at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (LpQbZ)

161 @148, delcared winner. oh, the public will know. A draw dosen't help SCOAMF. The point is to introduce Ryan to America. Prefernce cascade towards reassuring competency. Biden can't do that, he has Obama tied around his neck.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (QxSug)

162 >>>You don't mention foreign policy.. Ryan should nail the Obama admin to the wall on Benghazi. true... but in the last debate Romney won on all questions, in all phases. Plus: Placement. The beginning is more watched than the end. Start with #waronwomen, naturally. Most see that. Bury FP at the end. Plus Biden/Obama have some pluses on FP. The public approves of getting out of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (LCRYB)

163 Overall, Ace, you bring up great points that in the past would have been ironclad truisms. I don't think it applies this year. Afterall, we have Obama.

Obama screwed the pooch. America knows it. Absolutely knows it. The country wants answers, solutions, and accountability. Team Obama have shown none of it and the MFM, while still quite powerful, cannot monopolize the narrative. Americans have seen the Emperors new clothes and they cannot be unseen at this point.

Let the preference cascade amplify.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (eHIJJ)

164 I just lost my job yesterday, so I'm on my knees praying that Romney crushes Obama.
Posted by: tdpwells at October 11, 2012 05:22 PM (7vA7k)

----------------



I'm very sorry.  I hope things turn around for you soon.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:24 PM (P6QsQ)

165 Ryan was prepped by Ted Olson, who has decades of experiencing with mock trials and debate prep and preparing arguments for the Supreme Court.

But is that going to prepare Ryan for when Biden wanders over to the moderator, introduces himself as Joe Bidenosaurus Rex, and kiss-rapes her like that nurse in the iconic V-J Day photo?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (/kI1Q)

166 I'm reasonably certain of 3 things:

1.  Biden will do much better than Obama's first debate.  This is a mixed blessing for Obama/Biden.  It will make Plugs seem more competent, but at the cost of reminding everyone of Obama's poor performance.

2.  Biden will actually "win" the debate.   Not on substance, of course.  But I don't think you can underestimate the value of experience here.  Biden has done this many times before on a stage this high.  Ryan has not.  Ryan will be nervous and it will show.  He already has a tendency to speak too quickly when in front of large audiences, even when scripted. 

3.  None of it will really matter.  This particular debate will not influence the election.

Posted by: angler at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (SwjAj)

167 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
.......
We'll just have to agree to disagree on that..

If you have some extra time, go watch the debates again on YouTube.




Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (f9c2L)

168 Here's the danger- At some point Biden is going to try a "now, look here, you young whippersnapper!" type knock-out ala Lloyd Benson. Something which can be played endlessly and fire up the Senior vote for the Dims and Good Ole Joe. Ryan's task is to not to give Biden that opportunity. While pretending that he enjoys Biden's knuckleheadedness, but letting us know "that's just not true" or "You've got that a little backwards---" Sort of the way you'd talk to your grandma who gets easily confused.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (54vf8)

169 please, everyone knows biden is a moron. even liberals are watching to see how badly he fucks up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

170 Of course no one can 'prepare for Biden', but if I'm right it's not necessary for Ryan to take notice of what Bidet says or how he says it


Ryan needs to present an unfiltered Ryan (  which few have seen ).  If he does that well, the 'process' of the debate won't really matter

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (Dll6b)

171 Paul Ryan was last seen wearing a rain suit and laying plastic down on the stage so nothing gets ruined by all Biden's blood. Even when prepping for murder Ryan's a stand-up guy.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (dt2qx)

172 I agree with Ace. I think Ryan will perform excellently, but I don't think it will be perceived as a blowout like Romney vs. Zero. Biden says outrageous things enthusiastically without shame. - Advantage Biden. At least Obama has a smidgen (however tiny) of self-awareness, which is not the case with Slow Joe.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 11, 2012 01:25 PM (6zgse)

173 Remember this...from 2008? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbCf4l1dtDcfeature=related Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 05:22 PM (l5RhJ) And Biden was totally lying his ass off, there - an unbelievable, insane, unmitigated LIE - as the Barky campaign paid ACORN GOTV crimes (in Ohio, IIRC) almost a million dollars ... but "mistakenly" recorded it as "lighting expenses". Lotta lights, there!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2012 01:26 PM (X3lox)

174 The fact that there are enough completely stupidass people to have elected the SCOAMTT the first time around is the strongest arguement for states governing themselves. Imagine if all the idiots were grouped together in the states where they ran things their way and left us alone. And the fed govt stayed out of it.

Posted by: Justamom in Achin' Akin's district at October 11, 2012 01:26 PM (Sptt8)

175 137 Which was ultimately McCain's problem. He thought he was running against Obama. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 11, 2012 05:21 PM (wg4gm) McCain's problem was that he wasn't prepared to run at all. I mean, he suspended his fucking campaign.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 11, 2012 01:26 PM (GEICT)

176 Cogent main blog post.  The only omission that I could see is that the audience   almost certainly will include Democrat plants.  Expect to hear some applause   at one or more of Biden's answers, especially if magically he gets a softball    question on some hot button issue.  The media's coverage on Friday will be so   amazingly biased it'll boggle the mind.  And, yes, that's how the vast majority   of people will learn about the debate.  

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at October 11, 2012 01:26 PM (pmsMR)

177 We're out of Afghanistan? That's news to me. Obama made Afghanistan worse and a death trap for US troops. That's not a plus.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (jUytm)

178 167 I just lost my job yesterday, so I'm on my knees praying that Romney crushes Obama.
Posted by: tdpwells at October 11, 2012 05:22 PM (7vA7k)


  Sorry too. My husband has been unemployed for a couple months. I know how you feel...
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Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (9+ccr)

179 "I'm sorry. My response in post #55 is wrong. I misread the question. Ted Olson is prepping Paul Ryan, not Joe Biden."

I almost blew a gasket, I was sure Ted Olsen was a Republican.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (wg4gm)

180 Look, with the war on women shit, we are not trying to get sandra fluke's vote. Shove gay marriage down Biden's throat, there are many ahhhhhhh urban types and rural types who aren't up to speed on how LGBT our president is. Abortion, tampons, rape, what? Who's more extreme, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (QxSug)

181 "Why the hell would anybody vote for you guys again?" I'd like to hear that tonight.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (FcR7P)

182 We'll just have to agree to disagree on that.. No problem. If you have some extra time, go watch the debates again on YouTube. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 11, 2012 05:25 PM (f9c2L) I watched the debate (this is the VP debate we're talking about) and I remember the reaction to it, by the MFM and by normal people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (X3lox)

183 Ol' Joe's got something up his weave.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (BVkEs)

184 I like the comment about the Moderator being from WWE central casting--which makes me think Ryan wins, easily , when he pulls out a 'Foreign Object' and administers an epic beatdown on Joe Plugs...the 'foreign object' ,as Joe will see it, being an ethical, well-trained brain.

Posted by: redgrains at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (ePnYH)

185 The point is to introduce Ryan to America. Prefernce cascade towards reassuring competency.

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Exactly right.  This is America's introduction to Paul Ryan.  They took a look at Mitt Romney and decided he looks pretty sane.  Now this is the opportunity for them  to take the measure of Ryan and cement their impression that this could be a competent administration.  He won't disappoint in that regard.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:27 PM (P6QsQ)

186 What if it's a blowout and Ryan wins big? Holy crap, that would be the best thing ever.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (iL9Kk)

187 167 I just lost my job yesterday, so I'm on my knees praying that Romney crushes Obama. Posted by: tdpwells at October 11, 2012 05:22 PM (7vA7k) You have enough money to drink for a month?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (UZQM8)

188 seriously, if you were putting money on the debate would you really be inclined to bet biden was going to win? no you would not. raddetz is a non entity to start with. she is lucky to have a job and knows so. having everything about her failed marriage to the littlest dictator is enough to cow her into plain old incompetence. seriously, go to the closet or your wife's purse, open the jar, get you sack out and snap it back on. this is going to be fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

189 Biden may already know what this moderator will be specifically asking him. It'll be funny when he starts mixing up the order of the answers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (FcR7P)

190 Dr. Varno: "Bring up the missing strawberries and just use geometric logic from there on."

Heh. Yeah, Biden will surely leave a yellow stain.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (eHIJJ)

191

 

Questions for the #VEEPdebate:

 

To Biden:

What is your favorite animal?

What is your Wife's name?

What color is your tie?

Do you like my dress?

 

To Ryan:

Can you compare then contrast the similarities then the differences of Keynesian verses Austrian Economics and provide examples of the success of each over the last two centuries?

What did Joe Biden have for Breakfast today?

Do you really "PUMP" mechanical equipment (leering)?

And I still think he will do well! LOL  

Posted by: MisterMoney at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (wN82N)

192 Sadly, I think this is exactly right.  Good analysis, Ace.

Posted by: Dudley Smith at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (e08VZ)

193 174 >>> Paul Ryan was last seen wearing a rain suit and laying plastic down on the stage so nothing gets ruined by all Biden's blood.

I hear they're going to hand out plastic tarps for the first several rows, Gallagher-style.

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (sTS/8)

194 I think Biden will surpise his base, and not in a good way.  I also believe that the winds of destiny are in Ryan's sails. 

Don't count on Joe's best game from the past to show up tonight----he doesn't have it anymore.

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (9zugO)

195
I don't know if she will go all 'war-on-women' since she has been outed as an obamite.  She knows everybody will be watching for the bias, in questions or tone.

But I hope she goes all abortion and condoms all the time.  Most women in this country are more concerned with if their children are warm and fed and happy, then this bs war on women.  I am sure Ryan has the proper answers ready.

I agree it is Biden's fish stories (lies) that are going to be the challenge.  Ryan has to pick the right ones to go after.




Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2012 01:28 PM (PHb2k)

196

Let's see if Joe calls him Jack Ryan.

 

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 11, 2012 01:29 PM (nTgAI)

197 But if Biden does really well, energetic, engaged, on offense, and somewhat articulate- doesn't that make his boss look even weaker? In other words, Biden doing well could make Obama look even worse.

Posted by: parteagirl at October 11, 2012 01:29 PM (58E0t)

198 I don't think it matters who "wins".  People who are leaning R^2 will tune in to be reassured that Ryan is a serious guy.  Ryan just has to win them over.

If Biden goes into full clown mode, Ryan just has to make sure he doesn't get tainted with it.  But he's smart and affable.

Frankly, I think Biden is just as likely to come off as a cranky, mean and somewhat senile old man.  Ryan may have to figure out how to look like he's indulging an unserious buffoon.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 11, 2012 01:29 PM (T0NGe)

199 Ok I give up... What in the fuck does LGBT mean?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 01:29 PM (UZQM8)

200 If we already know the msm is going to call this for Biden then why debate? We knew they would call it for Biden before the race even started, before Ryan was even picked. We knew that about Obama too. But it didn't happen. Raddatz isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and I've yet to see a reporter who could control Ryan. Ryan > Biden. If he loses he loses but I'm not expecting it or ready to accept it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (TMB3S)

201 I'm at least imagining a clear Ryan win. God, the schadenfreude would be..too much for us to handle, honestly. Hm. Maybe I should be rooting for Biden to win then.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (iL9Kk)

202 Biden is really good at firing off made up shit as facts.  Remember the "I bet I have a higher IQ than you" video.  He comes across as very knowledgeable.  It was all bullshit but that will take weeks to figure out after the debate.  He also looked like a complete ass and a bully.  I'm hoping he oversteps like that tonight.

Posted by: Dang© at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (R18D0)

203

157  What's the format and layout of this debate?
 

Standing, sitting, table, lectern, etc?

 

RoyalOil, 

Sitting...at a table...it looks like, from the view of the stage.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (l5RhJ)

204 Most women in this country are more concerned with if their children are warm and fed and happy, then this bs war on women.

...and if it wasn't for us racisty reich-winger Rethuglikkkkans refusing to give them free abortions until preschool, they wouldn't have to be concerned with keeping children warm and fed.

O.O

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (/kI1Q)

205 I am of the thought that Romney won because he was able to talk to the public without the media filter.  Same goes for Ryan.  When he comes across as someone who does not want to kill Grandma and eat your puppy like the media would like you believe, there will be a significant number who will then look at this smart guy and the confused guy with the hair plugs and say, which of these two would I want a heart beat away from the Presidency?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (C2//T)

206 Do we know if cheering and applause are allowed tonight, and during the remaining Preezy debates? It definitely jammed TFG's radar to not have his customary adoration, and I imagine the same would be true of Smilin' Sheriff Joe...

Posted by: jakeman at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (96M6e)

207 137 McCain seemed to be ashamed to oppose the first black pres to be .....it appeared he liked Obama more than Palin...he gave up before it began....it really made me sick

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 11, 2012 01:30 PM (JWLqy)

208 What in the fuck does LGBT mean?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 05:29 PM (UZQM

Name: *

  Lesbian, Gay Bisexual and Transgender...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (9+ccr)

209 Don't count on Joe's best game from the past to show up tonight----he doesn't have it anymore. Posted by: 56 and loving RR at October 11, 2012 05:28 PM (9zugO) "I have a higher IQ than you, I went to Law Skewl!!!"

Posted by: Joe Fuckin Biden at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (UZQM8)

210 Thanks Jolly Roger and mama winger.  Still shell-shocked, so taking a few days to get my shit together before I get out there.

As an aside, I've been working as a poll observer during early voting here in Franklin county Ohio.  Tuesday night was the Obama rally at OSU.  Poll workers were told to expect 2-3,000 people, and that there would likely still be a line out the door at 9pm when they closed.  Tuesday was the last day of registration and the 'golden week' where you can register/vote same day.

10 buses arrived.  50-60 max capacity.  One of the sheriff's there on duty told me one of them was only half full.  That means they didn't even break 600.  From an Obama rally.  On OSU campus.

Let that sink in a minute.

By 8:30, you could roll tumbleweeds down the aisles it was so dead in there.  Would expect that on any other night, but not THAT night.

Will be observing again next week, and then for two weeks solid in the lead up to election day.  On election day itself, I'll be an actual poll worker (Voting Location Manager) and can do more than just observe, take notes, and point shady shit out to the on-staff judges.

Posted by: tdpwells at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (7vA7k)

211 He won't disappoint in that regard.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 05:27 PM (P6QsQ)



You're right:  He won't disappoint.  That's mostly what this 'debate show' ( it is a TV show ) is about.  



It's not Ryan vs. Bidet; it's Ryan Self-presenting.  The 'questions' are only tools, and Biden is background noise / clutter

Posted by: Isaac Davis White at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (Dll6b)

212 The question with Ryan is more of how well will he do; will he do well or really well? The question with biden is more whether or not he is going to do ok or effin blow up all over the place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

213 If its an interrogation on social issues, there are few people I'd rather have on that than Ryan.  He knows how to talk on those issues in a way that isn't going to turn people in the middle off.

Also, Ted Olson was the plaintiff on the pro-gay marriage side in the Prop 8 case.  Ryan will face a much tougher challenger in the debate prep on those questions than on stage tonight

Posted by: Chris P at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (LuvqF)

214 @202, don't be gay

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (QxSug)

215

I think lots of people know old joe is sort of whacky.

 

He might be off his game. Obumbles may have told him to not go off script... which he wont be able to do.

 

He is an enigma wrapped in a comic book and stuffed up the ass of America

Posted by: The Jackhole at October 11, 2012 01:31 PM (nTgAI)

216 Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 05:31 PM (9+ccr) Thank you... wait... I thought gays hated bi-sexuals?

Posted by: Joe Fuckin Biden at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (UZQM8)

217 Ok I give up...

What in the fuck does LGBT mean? Posted by: cajun carrot



Lesbian Gay Bi Transgender

Or maybe Let's Get Blotto Tonight.  I'm not sure.

Posted by: Dang© at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (R18D0)

218 220 Yum

Posted by: kawfytawk at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (JWLqy)

219 Paul Ryan is also running for Congress.  I got called by his opponent two nights ago to ask if I wanted to join him (Zorban I think his name is) for a townhall meeting to discuss the important issues in his race against Paul Ryan, including access to birth control.  That was it.  That was the only issue he named. 


Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (P6QsQ)

220 There is something to be said for good looks and boyish charm as opposed to  balding, old... 

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (9+ccr)

221 "Often in error, seldom in doubt." A buddy of mine calls it "cocksure ignorant."

Posted by: jakeman at October 11, 2012 01:32 PM (96M6e)

222 Lesbian, Gay Bisexual and Transgender...

and Queer and Questioning, but not Veggiesexual. 

Exclusion!  Bigotry!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 11, 2012 01:33 PM (/kI1Q)

223

What's the format and layout of this debate?
Standing, sitting, table, lectern, etc?

 

Biden sitting at a six foot high dais next to Ryan on a milking stool.

 

Like that Andy Kaufman talk show.

Posted by: The one one good line from the 1984 movie version of Dune at October 11, 2012 01:33 PM (fsLdt)

224 foreign and domestic subjects biden said he has that covered hands down - his maid is an illegal mexican immigrant.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 11, 2012 01:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

225 I think the only way Ryan loses is if he fails to introduce himself to the American public as an intelligent everyman. He should be able to do this without difficulty, especially if he realizes that it is his first introduction to the country, and that Biden is secondary.

That's why Romney got such a big boost, aside from his assfucking Obama. He showed America that he didn't have horns and a tail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 11, 2012 01:33 PM (2b4yb)

226 in the debateing perpation i told joe biden about he just going to talk

about three things one enviroment laws and global clmate warming two

about fourty seven percent of the america arent not bums thrid paul ryan

a total doucher about old ladys and retards and handycaps need medcial

securty forth romeny has got a five billon tax cut for rich butholes but

wanting to put a tax on a middle class probally this debate is a total

knock out for joe biden if he dosent not do a huge mistake

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (+lsX1)

227 Thing is, nothing the press says is true anyway, so I never pay any attention what those mouthbreathing snot-diggers say about anything. They're all filthy lying fucking hippies so who gives a shit what they puke up on air? I know, gotta own the culture, blah blah. Yeah, I get it. I don't think much is salvagable with the media/culture at all anyway. So when they claim Biden is winning, all I'll hear is dormroom bullshit by DJ Jazzy Trevor and his posse of suburban soviet homeboys. I mean, I don't go 'round to mental patients and carefully note which types of vegetables are beaming CIA mindthoughts into who. Same thing. The press is irrelevant - they are the super special fry guys who always are always surprised about hot grease.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (SgVM9)

228 That wasn't in the movie.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (fsLdt)

229

What in the fuck does LGBT mean?

They serve that at Katie's Diner. It's one of those tasty bacon sammich things, but she put gravy on it.

Posted by: Joey B. at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (4pSIn)

230 Let's also not forget who Biden has beaten in his debates, Edwards, Clinton, Obama, Palin, Richardson .. Not exactly a murderers row of high intellect.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (TMB3S)

231 I added a link/excerpt about the format.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2012 01:34 PM (LCRYB)

232 > Biden is really good at firing off made up shit as facts. Remember the "I bet I have a higher IQ than you" video. He comes across as very knowledgeable. It was all bullshit but that will take weeks to figure out after the debate.

Yep.

Here's what Ryan ought to do first time he gets to speak: Point this thumb at Biden and address the camera, "Remember all of you who said you couldn't vote for McCain because he picked Palin. Take a look over there. What's your excuse this time? Do you really want this guy a heartbeat from the presidency for *four more years*?"

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 11, 2012 01:35 PM (h9gW0)

233 Bust out the Weirding Module.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2012 01:35 PM (FGyIi)

234 I maintain that PR should walk out on stage in full hunting regalia, bow   in hand,  and say, "I heard you had a vermin problem..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2012 01:35 PM (lOmbq)

235

You are probably right Ace, however I feel a shift in the mood of our country and it could be that what used to work for Biden for so many years will not be so easily tolerated now.

 Biden has gotten away with a lot of bluster, lies, and plain goofy shit that I don't think most Americans are too ready to forgive this time.  The media's Messiah got hammered and the MSM couldn't defend him.

Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2012 01:36 PM (G+Wff)

236 These debates are better and more informative when they give the participants some slack. I don't want to sit through crap where the questions go on forever or are designed to sandbag one person over another. And I am fucking sick of "woman's issues." As has been said, no one is denying anyone anything. I am more interested in foreign policy since we are under fucking attack and heading for another 9/11 disaster. You deny that is sticking your head in the sand.

Posted by: Redd at October 11, 2012 01:36 PM (guxHP)

237 The format for tonight's debate, as of yesterday afternoon anyway, was for Ryan and Biden to be seated at a table, with the moderator seated across from them asking the questions.  I do not know if applause is allowed. 

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:36 PM (P6QsQ)

238 This will not mirror 2008. In 08 Obama and Biden were cocky and popular with the wind at their back. 2012: This time it's Obama and Biden who are on Defense. Obama flailed during the last debate because he has no Offense. Mitt was on Offense. Tonight Biden has to put up a great Defense because if he tries any Offense, he'll fumble and Ryan will recover. Final score -- Ryan: 10 Biden: 0

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:36 PM (jUytm)

239 @231, yup there are going to BBS's on those subjects. If Obama/Biden think that phony populism is going to work, then they'll be sad when Ryan gets into economic bullshit. Remember, the fat, drunk bitch who accosted Ryan at dinner for drinking wine. She's a roads, school, teachers, bridges, firefighters economist. That's Biden's mind set.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:37 PM (QxSug)

240

176....And Biden was totally lying his ass off, there - an unbelievable, insane, unmitigated LIE - as the Barky campaign paid ACORN GOTV crimes (in Ohio, IIRC) almost a million dollars ... but "mistakenly" recorded it as "lighting expenses". Lotta lights, there!

 

Oh yeah he was, PrimOrd².

 

Biden is *always* lying....always.

And he has a temper too.

 

Which is why I'm hoping that Ryan is patient...and respectful...and keeps saying:

 

"No sir. That's not true."

"No sir. That isn't true."

"No, Mr. Vice President. That just isn't true."

 

And I think that Biden might very will just...lose it...and start foaming at the mouth.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 01:37 PM (l5RhJ)

241 230 >>> That's why Romney got such a big boost, aside from his assfucking Obama. He showed America that he didn't have horns and a tail.

Plus, the guy (Romney) looks great on camera. And that visual shit counts a LOT to many squishy, substance-free voters. In this regard, a young, vibrant Ryan has it all over ol' doddering, grey-headed Plugs.

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 11, 2012 01:37 PM (sTS/8)

242 I'm not so sure the MSM wants to declare Biden the winner.  I'm sensing some discomfort with the MSM.  Do they keep carrying the water for a President who is unserious, unhelpful, not sufficiently leftist (which is weird),  and more importantly who is likley to lose in November.  Or do they abandon this sinking ship.  They can even somewhat save Obama and themselves by saying that Ryan schooled Biden.  Start the Blame Biden campaign.  The  media may try to give the President one final push, but I think after the debate, Libya, and Big Bird, they are tiring out.  If Ryan wins, you know the  love   affair is over.

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (gmeXX)

243 I think it will be a tie. That will be the meme. The loyal press will also repeat the "politicizing" meme of the week.

I am hoping Old Joe comes out fighting and completely off his rocker.

I don't think he was Angry Joe last time. Was he? He has been Angry Joe lately, with lots of YELLING and podium pounding and grinning his big ole teeth.

If I were Ryan I'd let him take all the rope he needs to tie himself into glorious knots.

I have faith in Paul Ryan. Seeing him with that stupid reporter shows me he does not take things lying down. I think he should take off his jacket, roll up his sleeves, and flex his biceps while Joe is screeching. I know I would be distracted.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (baL2B)

244 So say, as we think, the media gives the debate to plugs. How does that look that he upstaged his boss?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (9+ccr)

245 Conservatives everywhere. Whenever our ideas are put up to the American people against liberal ideas we win. Conservatives now. Oh now, we have to have one of our brightest, most articulate conservative leaders go up against Choo Choo Charlie. Sheesh. I understand the setting the bar low thing but a tad of confidence isn't a bad thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (TMB3S)

246 #224   There is something to be said for good looks and boyish charm as opposed to balding, old...

Oh!  Oh! I'll start!  Staring at Ryan for an hour with concerned citizen status as cover----life is good.

Posted by: 56 and loving RR at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (9zugO)

247 From Ace's Update: "There will be no opening statements, though both will be given on minute and 30 seconds for closing statements."

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As of yesterday the debate prep team was saying that each candidate was to give a 2 minute opening statement.  Perhaps that has changed then.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (P6QsQ)

248 One thing in Ryan's favor is he's a Catholic and when they try the 'war on women' by attempting to make Ryan look like an ogre because he wants to 'keep poor women from having birth control', he'll come back with the First Amendment rights of Catholics to not be compelled to violate their religious conscience. Remember - Biden is gonna have to spend SOME time playing defense on the crap this administrations' been doing the past 4 years. Ryan is very good at taking hostile questions that misrepresent Republican positions and showing what he really believes. I think an outright win tonight is very possible.

Posted by: drawandstrike at October 11, 2012 01:38 PM (uVLJc)

249 It is also very important to remember that the whole exercise is designed to keep conservatives from bothering to vote!  It's all about voter suppression.  The truth is that conservatives outnumber liberals 2 to 1, so they put everything into demoralizing people and making them feel outnumbered, even when they are in fact the majority.  The same was attempted here in Canuckistan during our last federal election.  All the polls predicted a Conservative loss and the media heralded Liberal wins during debates, but conservatives paid no heed and went to the polls anyway and put the Conservatives in government. 

It's now your turn!  Don't let the left convince you to stay home!  Vote!

Posted by: TrueNorthist at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (3Aixx)

250 >>>Repost since it makes more sense here. >>> I'm hoping Biden is bored with being VP and tanks on purpose tonight so he can retire. It is also plausible that obama has insulted him and he could trow it out of revenge. Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 11, 2012 05:08 PM No it doesn't make more sense here. I'm sure it didn't make any sense there either.

Posted by: Random at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (o+dk2)

251 I disagree, Biden has never debated Ryan. Ryan destroyed Obama. Biden is not really liked, he's tolerated because he is Obama's sidekick. The format tonight is townhall also, Ryan will be talking to the questioner more than the moderator. In the Romney/Obama debate it was more of Romney being very good, than it was Obama being bad. Tonight will be the same. Ryan will reveal his brilliance. Biden won't be bad, but most will only remember how good Ryan was. The bloom is off the rose for both Obama and the MSM..

Posted by: gmannyc at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (tzMxd)

252 I thought LGBT was a lettuce guacomole bacon and tomato sandwich?

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (/YJYi)

253 Licking Groins Between Trains

Posted by: Train Station Restroom Glory Hole Attendant at October 11, 2012 01:39 PM (R18D0)

254 ryan seems smart enough when we've seen him speak in the past. In order for Biden to do better than a draw, Ryan'd have to do a Rick Perry. But yeah, BBS's and Biden the ward heel speaking tacts are going to better received than obama's slouching unprepared act last week.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (QxSug)

255 I still think ole' Joe will end up being Ryan's bitch.  The dems just don't have anything worth defending and they're definitely not going to be telling us what their plans are for the next four years.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (6szqB)

256 The problem with Ace's argument is that Ryan is a walking fact-check machine. Nothing against Palin, but Ryan has the rare ability to pick Biden's words apart, point by point. Biden is not used to this, just as TFG wasn't.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (GNaYV)

257 174 >>> Paul Ryan was last seen wearing a rain suit and laying plastic down on the stage so nothing gets ruined by all Biden's blood. --- Let me tell you about Huey Lewis and the News, Joe...

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (e0xKF)

258
Taking all due account of Ace's points, I still say

Crush him. Crush his women. Crush everything that is driven before them. Crush.  Crush.  Crush.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2012 01:40 PM (PHb2k)

259

I maintain that PR should walk out on stage in full hunting regalia, bow in hand, and say, "I heard you had a vermin problem..."

Yeah props always work for politicians. 

 

And he should act "supergay".

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2012 01:41 PM (fsLdt)

260 Which is why I'm hoping that Ryan is patient...and respectful...and keeps saying:

"No sir. That's not true."
"No sir. That isn't true."
"No, Mr. Vice President. That just isn't true."

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 05:37 PM (l5RhJ)


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I can totally see this as exactly the way he will handle it.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:41 PM (P6QsQ)

261 I hope Ryan enters to  Slayer's 'Raining Blood'.

Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2012 01:41 PM (mX8oo)

262

VP debates don't generally have an impact on the election, but if Ryan can hit a home run and embarrass ol' Joe that could re-inforce what everybody has learned about Romney and help Romney keep his gains.  If he does that, things will be looking very good, indeed.

 

I'm not really expecting that to happen.  Smiling Joe is an experienced old coot, and his gaffes are generally limited to the stump, where he feels more relaxed and overconfident and shoots his mouth off.  But we won't see Ryan having any Dan Quayle moments.

All that being said, let's not forget that the most important aspect of this is that Obama/Biden have a TERRIBLE record to defend, so Ryan has the advantage here.

 

This will be a more normal situation, where each side declares victory at the end.  It will be useful, because issues that have been untested to date will come up, and they will try out how they want to address them.  Ryan will come out somewhat ahead, and that will help things along.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at October 11, 2012 01:41 PM (As94z)

263 @250 yes, that's the biggest telegraphed part of this thing. Biden will come out swinging and rude. It is what it is. He's going to have several BBS's about 47% and The Lady Parts Must Flow. But, as I keep saying, Wellstone Funeral. Libs can't dial it down once they get started.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:42 PM (QxSug)

264

I dunno. I just basically disagree with ace that it's in the bag for Joe.

 

Well, wait and see I guess...

Posted by: HH at October 11, 2012 01:42 PM (v+ExF)

265

Biden will certainly step in it because Ryan will not accept his BS at face value ...  which will cause Biden to ramp up the BS and that leads to disaster ...

of note, being all "folksy" while sitting at a table won't look good on TV ...  Bidens best stage is on his feet where he can use his hands and body language ...

Posted by: JeffC at October 11, 2012 01:42 PM (A3tpD)

266 >>>I thought LGBT was a lettuce guacomole bacon and tomato sandwich? No, it's a yogurt joint.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2012 01:42 PM (FGyIi)

267 wheatie, mama winger, 100% on the money. He will be gentlemanly en route to jamming Joe's radar (and lack of facts, down his throat).

Posted by: jakeman at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (96M6e)

268 Moderator: Vice-President Biden, as you know, straws were picked before the debate, and therefor you have the first question. You said of Barack Obama,  “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean, thatÂ’s a storybook, man.” Has there been any day serving under the President you have failed to experience the same sense of euphoria?
Joe Biden: (Two minutes of silence while he thinks)
Moderator:Vice-President Biden?
Joe Biden: Uh... No.
Moderator: Congressman Ryan. While it is true that you are one of 435 others in Congress, while there is only one President and one Vice President it has been noted by a number of women on the conservative side that you appear to be somewhat fit. Some have said that your exercise program, P90-X, is the express province of cheese-eating , pasty white men, who use terms such as 'frozen tundra' to describe what others would refer to as a football field with a light dusting of snow. Is there any possible way you can excuse yourself for the  sacrilege you are committing against our nation?
Congressman Ryan: Wut?
Moderator: We're sorry, your time is up. We'll record that as a 'no'.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (feFL6)

269 @219, they do. Bisexuals aren't supposed to exist according to their genetic theories of sexuality.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (uhAkr)

270 Tomorrow when people ask Joe why he did such as a lousy job at the debate, Joe will say, "You know, I think I was just too stupid. I mean polite, polite!"

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (jUytm)

271 Didn't mean "angrily" mama winger. You can take someone's throat out with a smile on you face. Mitt did it a few times in the first debate. I truly do wish someone would explain, well enough to paint a picture, what live and partial birth abortions are. It could be done in less than 20 seconds and would force people to acknowledge the culture of death they support.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (RYVE/)

272 I got on Twitter for a few minutes and it was pure Eeyoreville. Let's not worry about Paul Ryan and his ability to articulate his points. Worrin' is for pussies.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (GNaYV)

273 He won't be the bat-shit crazy Biden you see at the rallies. At the rallies he's speaking to equally crazy followers.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 11, 2012 01:43 PM (kzFo5)

274 oh, and since Ryan is a Wisconsin GOP pol, he's used to rude, uninformed thugs trying to push him. Biden is as cocooned as Obama. So, that cocoon, it's a bitch once you leave it.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:44 PM (QxSug)

275 Just got a polling call.

The lady sounded like she had been listening to people bashing obumbles all day.

Good.

Posted by: Courtesy Flush at October 11, 2012 01:44 PM (tkbF8)

276 Pau Ryan. Let's get this done. http://tinyurl.com/8hx2rp6 At least somebody's balls haven't retreated into his body.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (TMB3S)

277
Hopefully, the math witch will spellbound America.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (PHb2k)

278 >>>Worrin' is for pussies. So cockiness is for...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (FGyIi)

279

@258

 

I could I forget about Ryan man-handling Obama?  Yeah, there's reason for optimism.  It's just a question of HOW good this comes out, and whether it will be enough to effect the race.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (As94z)

280 282 Just got a polling call. The lady sounded like she had been listening to people bashing obumbles all day. Good. --- What state are you in?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (e0xKF)

281 I for one welcome any debate on abortion.  Ryan can talk that issue as well as anyone.  It only frightens off people who wouldn't vote for you anyway.  Part of debating and campaigning is persuading people to your ideas, not simply voting for you.  We couldn't ask for a better opponent than Obama in the abortion debate - because he is so extreme  in  his views.  The only way to lose  is to cede the ground to the Dems, and accept that we can't win.  I don't subscribe to that.  I  say take it headon.  We don't have to purposely bring it up, but we don't have to run away from it. 

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2012 01:45 PM (gmeXX)

282 I agree with all of this, Ace. The sad truth is, if we had a truly impartial Media, Biden's career would have ended decades ago. Obama's would never have begun.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (i0App)

283 I think character shows through.  Paul Ryan is a man of character.  People will see that.  He's the real deal.  Even if people do not agree with him on some of the issues, they will see that this is a good man, a serious man, a smart man, a man who can be trusted to do his best.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (P6QsQ)

284 Ryan should make a choo-choo sound just before Biden answers a question.

Posted by: dantesed at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (U/Zbr)

285 They're gonna cut and paste the old Palin stories and substitute evil for stupid.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (i0vBR)

286 From Peter Suderman over at Snark Reason: "IÂ’ve got my fingers crossed that Biden will show up to the debate in a freshly-sudsed 1984 Camaro and Ryan will arrive fresh from a workout wearing camo sweat pants, toting a gallon jug of protein powder, and sipping a Muscle Milk. And then the two can compete to answer trivia questions about professional wrestling."

Posted by: Torch-Wielding Villager at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (sTS/8)

287
All Ryan has to be is competent.  Done Deal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2012 01:46 PM (PHb2k)

288 What state are you in? Euphoria. You?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:47 PM (jUytm)

289

VP debates don't generally have an impact on the election

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

I and others here have been trying to tell the rest of you that this election is different.  This debate will certainly matter.   The electorate is awake.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 01:47 PM (6szqB)

290 But, Roger Ebert is disappointed in ALL of you because Romney is gaining in the polls!!!!!

That should count for something, shouldn't it?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:47 PM (UK9cE)

291 Does anybody have any drinking ground rule suggestions?

Mine, don't run out.

Posted by: sTevo at October 11, 2012 01:48 PM (VMcEw)

292 I am confidant Romney/Ryan and team know this is a contest between Romney and Obama, not between Ryan and Biden.

Ryan will hammer Obama and his record while Biden tries to dazzle with bullshit.

Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2012 01:48 PM (8/bPb)

293 258 I disagree, Biden has never debated Ryan. Ryan destroyed Obama. Biden is not really liked, he's tolerated because he is Obama's sidekick. The format tonight is townhall also, Ryan will be talking to the questioner more than the moderator. In the Romney/Obama debate it was more of Romney being very good, than it was Obama being bad. Tonight will be the same. Ryan will reveal his brilliance. Biden won't be bad, but most will only remember how good Ryan was. The bloom is off the rose for both Obama and the MSM..

Posted by: gmannyc at October 11, 2012 05:39 PM (tzMxd)



Tonight isn't townhall. 

Posted by: Tami at October 11, 2012 01:48 PM (X6akg)

294 Dave Letterman would be an awesome debate moderator.

Posted by: Half Zombie Roger Ebert at October 11, 2012 01:48 PM (/YJYi)

295 oh, and since Ryan is a Wisconsin GOP pol, he's used to rude, uninformed thugs trying to push him.

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You've got that right.  The crazies and lefties (redundant, I know) have a permanent encampment at his office in Janesville.  It's not like he hasn't been battle-tested.

Also, Scott Walker calls him every couple of days and talks to him about stuff.  And prays with him.  Good guy to have on your team, eh?

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 11, 2012 01:48 PM (P6QsQ)

296 MIL has dementia brought on by ministrokes. Biden seems like that to me.

Posted by: thunderb at October 11, 2012 01:49 PM (LqDII)

297 Between 50-70 million sets of eyeballs will be watching these debates. As MLB says about its stupid All Star Game: This Time It Counts! or whatever they say

Posted by: soothsayer at October 11, 2012 01:49 PM (jUytm)

298 289 I agree with all of this, Ace. The sad truth is, if we had a truly impartial Media, Biden's career would have ended decades ago. Obama's would never have begun. --- Agreed on Obama, disagreed on Biden. Biden represented a small state in the Senate for decades, including around 20 years after the for stealing the Kinnock stump speech. He wasn't going anywhere as long as the power-brokers in the state wanted him as Senator.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:49 PM (e0xKF)

299 The objective isn't to beat Joe, it's to get him to say something stupid Umm, Joe can't physically go 90 minutes without saying something stupid. The objective is to capitalize on the stupid so that the MFM can't just right it off as Joe, being Joe. That is hard to do without insulting Uncle and making some indie's look badly on the young man. Ryan will do fine, but I wonder if they will have given Joe some Thorazine to keep him under control.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 11, 2012 01:49 PM (DOEXI)

300 Don't forget that Ryan may run for President at some point. I think he know the stakes. He knows not to let Biden get away with bullshit.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 11, 2012 01:50 PM (iL9Kk)

301 Paul Ryan is gonna win us teh womenz vote tonight... The panties must flow be thrown...

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 11, 2012 01:50 PM (UZQM8)

302

I  agree with Ace, Palin not only held her own against Biden, but in my opinion one (admittedly I am somewhat biased, though I grade Republicans very tough).  But the fundamentals were baked in at that point.  Nothing could stop Obama.  Facts on the ground affect our percpetion of events.  That is what is going to happen here.  Assuming no major gaffes by either side, Ryan is going to come out ahead.  Because the  fundamentals  are in Romney's favor.   

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2012 01:50 PM (gmeXX)

303

255 One thing in Ryan's favor is he's a Catholic and when they try the 'war on women'...

 

Biden is Catholic too....supposedly.

 

So, yeah....if Biden starts in with that 'war on women' stuff, I hope Ryan pounces on it.

 

Biden went around with a 'smudge' on his forehead one time, to display what a 'good Catholic' he was.

I forget what was going on at the time.

But it seemed like it was all for show...since I'd never seen him do that before.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (l5RhJ)

304 I and others here have been trying to tell the rest of you that this election is different. This debate will certainly matter. The electorate is awake.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 05:47 PM (6szqB)


They certainly mattered in the GOP primaries. This election year IS different. People are discounting all the ads, promotions, web videos, and surrogates and are taking a look at the candidates themselves, unvarnished.


That is why Obama has tanked in the polls, because he was unmasked by HoneyBadger Mitt.

Posted by: NWConservative at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (M1gmo)

305 I really think all our wonderful and brilliant and handsome Paul Ryan has to do is stay calm and bat the insanity away. You know Joe will mention the only stats he has memorized: 1%, & 47%, five trillion, plus the war on wimmen and Big Bird. On foreign policy he will tout the killing of Bin Laden. Guaranteed.

The VP's are usually the "bad" cops, right? So the "bad" stuff will be thrown around. The debased base are mad because Obarfy was not angry enough and failed to mention the 47% meme. So, you know dang well Ryan is ready for that one.

I want Biden to attack Ryan, like a rabid dog. Maybe his dentures will fly out. Maybe he will be red of face and shaking with wrath. Imagine those optics with a calm Ryan looking at him with pity and a "bless your heart" thrown in for good measure.

Paul Ryan can simply bat the shrieking away, talking softly so not to scare the insane person next to him in need of a tranquilizer dart and straight-jacket. Again, give him enough rope...


Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (baL2B)

306 308 The objective isn't to beat Joe, it's to get him to say something stupid --- Maybe Ryan should goad him a bit by asking him about his "the middle class has been buried for the past 4 years" comment.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (e0xKF)

307 @304, I figured, thanks for reporting on ground war front in Wisc. Walker and Ryan have to be fully confident in their stances to deal with that craziness. When you compare BBS to Ryan's command of speaking, the GOP's first clean and articulate VP candidate in decades, I'm fairly confident that we'll do fine. oh yeah, add Ryan's clean and articulate nature to Romney's debate bootcamp and you've got a winner.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:51 PM (QxSug)

308 Hey Donna! Glad you listened to the gang and changed your nic! ;- )

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (eQnzo)

309 >>Because the fundamentals are in Romney's favor. Posted by: SH
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Yeah, but, but Fundamentalist hate Catholics.

Posted by: sTevo at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VMcEw)

310 I've always wondered about including Transgender.

After all, weren't they explicitly NOT born that way?

Posted by: AmishDude at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (T0NGe)

311 I guarantee the moderator will ask about Ryan forgetting to report 20k in income in 2011.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 11, 2012 01:52 PM (kzFo5)

312

lets go Ryan! ruin Roger Eberts evening.

Posted by: exceller at October 11, 2012 01:53 PM (ROGMG)

313 Abortion will be brought up. You can bet on it. Even if it's "contraceptives" in insurance plans. Dhimmi pols and talking heads always include abortifacients in that term. One of the ways they "lie without lying".

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 11, 2012 01:53 PM (6Zy+s)

314 I saw someone say something in here earlier about politicians being lower than lawyers.

That is more true than ever because aren't all of our politicians already lawyers?


There's a farmer in East Texas off highway 82 that has a double decker port-a-potty next to the road.  On the top it says Politicians and on the bottom it says Voters.  Quite fitting.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:53 PM (UK9cE)

315 oh right, and Ryan's a little bit closer to 50 Shades of Grey material for the ladies, when you get down to what's important for the ladies out there. Who will they be dreaming of after a night of ice cream and snuggling their cats? The vibrators of America will scream out in one tonight after the debate.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:53 PM (QxSug)

316 But, Roger Ebert is disappointed in ALL of you because Romney is gaining in the polls!!!!! ============================= Ebert is disappointed? It doesn't look like he's got a long face... I denounce myself.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 01:54 PM (GNaYV)

317 I'm not buying it, Ace.

First, whether the questions are asked or not...we're going to be hearing from Ryan about Libya, about F&F, about Israel, about China. It doesn't matter if Joe 'Sippy Cup' Biden lays on the folksy charm with a trowel...there is no way he can address those issues without making Obama's administration look even worse.

Ditto for a number of domestic issues. A nice hot cup of Solyndra is coming his way, and unless there's a nice face saving way of dipping his toes into that subject, he's going to lose on that/those issues too.

Sure, what's her name will try running interference for Biden...but if Ryan plays it right, even that will make the Oministration look bad.

Don't discount brains on the right, Ace.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 11, 2012 01:54 PM (L7hol)

318 plus also one of the old debater tricks i showed joe biden about is

if you get a hard questions than you give the secret security guys a secret

sign and they run out like its is a al queda guys in the room and they carry

and then its all like shows that youre are more importent than the other guy

plus also you dont have to answer it way better move than doing the

fake heart or stroke attack gets good news appeals and such

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at October 11, 2012 01:54 PM (+lsX1)

319 Wait till I tell the world that R&R plan to take away Big Bird's Tampax.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2012 01:54 PM (e4gFq)

320 The dems and the MFM have put themselves in a predictament, though.   Even if Joe loses (and I think he will), what will the talking heads say if Biden comes off as being much better than the SCOAMT.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 01:54 PM (6szqB)

321 "Ryan will reveal his brilliance." There are a few strategies I can see maybe happening. 1. They will try to make Ryan look like an egghead and make Biden look "likable" by contrast. 2. They will try to find gaps between Romney and Ryan on policy, because Mitt is a liar. Ryan can't keep his lies straight. Plus Ryan is an extremist. 3. They will look for some foreign policy angle that can be a gotcha moment, like the House killing the State Dept budget and resulting in the deaths of service workers overseas.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 11, 2012 01:55 PM (i0vBR)

322 Is yelling and table pounding allowed?  Biden will seize upon this tactic for emphasis like a retard in an ice cream parlor.

Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2012 01:55 PM (vm7ot)

323

HEY ACE....TELL RYAN NOT TO SHOW UP!!  You pathetic analysis as usual just like your STUPID BUTT LICK of Clinton's DNC Speech is disgusting.  Paul....Stay home....look at Ace's Diatribe....YOU CANNOT WIN...Biden is too smart and great ....you will suck and stink.

Maybe Ace should be Biden's Press Secretary....what a dumb analysis and off mark as usual.  Ace cowers all the time and has no backbone.

 

Biden is a second class twit.  Just point him in th right direction and he will drive himself off the cliff.

 

Ace does not praise of Ryan at all...says nothing about Ryan's grasp of the issues....nor does he mention how Paul stuffed Obama in a Healthcare forum but that matters little to DUECE....Biden has already won.....Paul stay home...Ace of Ignorance thinks you have no chance....Biden is too good for you...Maybe Ace loves OLD MEN...first Clinton and Biden.

 

Thankl God Ace is not involved in any campaign. He is weak, cowardly, easily duped, moronic and clueless.

 

GO JOE...Ace is behind you!

 

Paul the real conservatives know you will easily win because not only are you articulate you are smart....you can easily hold your own and your command of numbers will confound the Superman of Ace's Wet Dream known as Biden!

 

Be glad Paul...Ace will not be in your corner...he is cowering in Biden's...need a bottle Ace?

Posted by: bluerose75 at October 11, 2012 01:55 PM (HDcKc)

324 One more thing, y'all...

The first time I really noticed that handsome Ryan lad was at the Obamacare hearings. He totally schooled Obama (remember those optics, folks, of Barry sneaking in the "subtle" middle finger).

I have no doubt that Paul Ryan is ready for this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 11, 2012 01:55 PM (baL2B)

325 Muscle Confusion.  That's how Ryan is going to win this. 

Posted by: Tony Horton at October 11, 2012 01:56 PM (mX8oo)

326 I disagree with Ace on all points, except #4 and #6.  Ryan will push aside any frivolous questions, and talk about real stuff, and call Biden out on his lies, instead of sticking to just answering the question.  He will follow Romney's example of not letting them lead him around, while coming across as confident, respectful, and caring.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 11, 2012 01:56 PM (As94z)

327

I hope Ryan gets Joe confused, then says...

 

"Hey, I challenge you to 20 pushups instead!"

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (wAQA5)

328 Listen, Ryan is the best person we have to defend our ideas.  I'm not worried.  The only thing I'm worried about tonight is that not enough people are going to see this, with the baseball playoffs and Thursday night football on at the same time.

Posted by: Chris P at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (LuvqF)

329 Sheriff Joe was supposed to watch every penny of stimulus. Ryan needs to ask about Solyndra, Fisker, Ener-1, and all the other green fails.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (UU0OF)

330 Watch for Biden to blame the Benghazi attack on Republican budget cuts. That would be a big mistake, though; so it's plausible.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (BVkEs)

331 Biden's incredible debate talents bought him 1% of the voters during the 2008 primary. Media is looking for any excuse to change the subject. Hedging their bets on Biden to do so.

Posted by: cvb at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (C4j9X)

332 Sure, what's her name will try running interference for Biden...but if Ryan plays it right, even that will make the Oministration look bad.

Don't discount brains on the right, Ace.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 11, 2012 05:54 PM (L7hol)


Oh I know that Raddatz will be running interference for for Biden, she had Obama attending her FREAKING wedding with Julius Genachowski, the FCC chairman who is running roughshod over the law. Yeah real "objective" moderator we got there!

Posted by: NWConservative at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (M1gmo)

333 @318.  Good thing  Catholics are a  much bigger voting bloc.  Ryan's catholicism can only be a  benefit against Obama and his assault against the Church. 

Posted by: SH at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (gmeXX)

334 73 Ehhhh...

Ryan has been preparing for weeks and weeks and has done 9 full mock 90 minute debates. Biden only started to prep on a crash course study after Romney thrashed Pbama last wednesday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 11, 2012 05:14 PM (CofEF)


Yes, less pressure on Ryan now , more-on Biden.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 11, 2012 01:57 PM (AWmfW)

335 Muscle confusion v mental confusion

Posted by: thunderb at October 11, 2012 01:58 PM (LqDII)

336 My liberal friend brought up abortion, and I asked her how many women actually count it as a blessing. It's a choice and a right, but the best thing that ever happened to you? That's a stretch.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 11, 2012 01:58 PM (i0vBR)

337 @338 oh damn, that's great stuff. The problem with Biden, even if he were of nominal intelligence is that he still has Obama tied around his neck.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 01:58 PM (QxSug)

338 Abortion will be brought up. You can bet on it. Even if it's "contraceptives" in insurance plans. Dhimmi pols and talking heads always include abortifacients in that term. One of the ways they "lie without lying".

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 11, 2012 05:53 PM (6Zy+s)



I hope it does.

I hope Ryan comes back with:  "Sex is a choice.  When a couple engages in sex, it's up to them making that decision to protect themselves appropriately should they not be intending pregnancy.  If they choose not to take those precautions, why is it the responsibility of the taxpayer to "take care of it." for them?  In the case of medication for birth control, there are instances where a woman is prescribed due to a medical condition OTHER than just preventing pregnancies.  These prescriptions now become medication, not birth control.  I'm not against giving people medication necessary to assist in living a healthy life.  I am not for gouging the taxpayer for the decisions of others."

Posted by: © Sponge at October 11, 2012 01:58 PM (UK9cE)

339 Abortion will be brought up. You can bet on it. Even if it's "contraceptives" in insurance plans. Dhimmi pols and talking heads always include abortifacients in that term. One of the ways they "lie without lying".

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 11, 2012 05:53 PM (6Zy+s)

 

 

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Abortion is easy.  All that has to be said is that  it's the law, and until RvW is overturned it will remain so.

 

If RvW is overturned, the question is for the individual states then.  Ryan can pontificate (as Mitt did) on the beauty of the 10th Amendment.

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 01:59 PM (6szqB)

340 Heh. Greg Gutfeld just admitted he went home  with Retracto, The Correction Alpaca after a Breitbart party the other   night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 11, 2012 02:00 PM (lOmbq)

341 @342, thank you. Ryan shouldn't try to get Sandra Fluke or Lena Dunham's stupid whote bitch vote but remind catholics that obama hates them.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 02:00 PM (QxSug)

342 The problem with Biden, even if he were of nominal intelligence is that he still has Obama tied around his neck.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 05:58 PM (QxSug)

 

 

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THIS!  DOUBLE THIS!

Posted by: Soona at October 11, 2012 02:00 PM (6szqB)

343

Seriously, if Ryan wins and the ratings are low they'll just memory hole it.

 

They're lazy more than anything.

Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2012 02:01 PM (fsLdt)

344 "Sex is a choice." Not if you live in a red state where Republicans have endorsed rape and believe getting pregnant makes you a liar. It's in their platform!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 11, 2012 02:01 PM (i0vBR)

345

 The only thing I'm worried about is Slow Joe knocking over one of the TV lights and the stage catching fire.

 

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 11, 2012 02:02 PM (ZETiK)

346 Anyone ever hear Ryan when he calls in to Levin's show? He does a tremendous job of articulating conservative principles. He's going to do great.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 11, 2012 02:03 PM (GNaYV)

347 Ah, yesh, this is telegraphed too as a BBS. something something rape. something something tampons. check. if ryan isn't prepared for this insanity, then maybe we misjudged him.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 02:03 PM (QxSug)

348 John Kerry would crash through the podium escaping the flames.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 11, 2012 02:04 PM (i0vBR)

349 Ace is the master of insightfulness. He's like a Vegas oddsmaker so it's hard to disagree, BUT Ryan is just impressive, so very impressive. Ryan wins big.

Posted by: gmannyc at October 11, 2012 02:05 PM (tzMxd)

350 oh, and Romney is up 7 in Florida. Sitting presidents never win when they lose ground. This is over. All ryan has to do is not be stuttering clusterfuck onstage.

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 02:06 PM (QxSug)

351 I wish they wd start earlier.

Posted by: redd at October 11, 2012 02:09 PM (guxHP)

352 What I'd like to see tonight is right after Biden gets overly excitable, or rants, or says something stupid, for Ryan to ask America if this is who they want as their president should the worst happen.  Perhaps adding I'm sure we're all glad we've gotten through the last four years, do you really want to push our luck?


Posted by: Mayday at October 11, 2012 02:10 PM (F3s39)

353

Joe:  "I'm a foreign policy guru."

Paul:  "Libya."

Joe:  "What about the 47% remark?"

Paul:  "Uncle Omar.  Auntie Zeituni."

Joe:  "Romney's tax breaks for rich people..."

Paul:  "Where's your budget?"

Joe:  "Derp."

Paul:  "Thank you all, and God bless America."

 

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2012 02:12 PM (wAQA5)

354

oh, and Romney is up 7 in Florida.

Sitting presidents never win when they lose ground.

This is over.

All ryan has to do is not be stuttering clusterfuck onstage.

 

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What poll is this?

 

Posted by: Rich at October 11, 2012 02:14 PM (pnHKr)

355 Aww, come on, *nobody* quoted lyrics from "Everybody Knows?" Not a one? Loose shit, people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 11, 2012 02:14 PM (bxiXv)

356 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2012 02:14 PM (6o4Fb)

357 *Paul: "Where's your budget?" * FTW

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 02:15 PM (QxSug)

358 Speaking of destroying things, this post destroyed my buzz, bigtime. Thanks?

(I know it's true...but dammit!)

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at October 11, 2012 02:16 PM (zpqa2)

359 Oh I know that Raddatz will be running interference for for Biden, she had Obama attending her FREAKING wedding with Julius Genachowski, the FCC chairman who is running roughshod over the law. Yeah real "objective" moderator we got there!
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Not only that, but her husband (at the time) attended the Obama's wedding the next year, and Obama appointed him as FCC chairman.  This is so corrupt.  At a minimum ABC should be required to announce this conflict of interest (on camera) at the beginning of tonight's debate.  I'd faint if they did though.

Ryan has a trickier path to navigate tonight that Romney did.  Joe has more actual relevant experience than Obama did.  And he may be a half wit, but that's a half more than Obama.  I really hope Ryan can goad him into saying something stupid, preferably in a way that directly makes Obama look bad.

Posted by: Mayday at October 11, 2012 02:17 PM (F3s39)

360 Yeah, B: gop wants to legalize rape R: "Where's your budget?" B: DNC loves the 47%, and all Americans R: "Where's your budget?" B: Obama inherited worst thing ever R: "Where's your budget?"* * srsly tho, shouldn't you spend more time passing a budget if you inherited that bad? B: We love big bird R: "Where's your budget?" B: Obama will be good like Clinton if you give a chance R: "Where's your budget?"

Posted by: joeindc44 found the last comment to be vile, particularly vile at October 11, 2012 02:19 PM (QxSug)

361 May the best Master Debator win and become the Master of His Domain, hands down. As they go head to head, Fists of Fury.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 11, 2012 02:19 PM (j2McS)

362 As I recall even the rinoish peggy noonan pointed out that palin killed biden. I also remember biden making up tons of shit. maybe jornolist thought he won but palin actually cleaned his clock.

Posted by: lonetown at October 11, 2012 02:20 PM (ScVPC)

363

364 Aww, come on, *nobody* quoted lyrics from "Everybody Knows?"

 

Not a one?

 

Loose shit, people.

 

You mean Leonard Cohen's 'Everybody Knows'?

 

"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded,

Everybody knows that the game is fixed.."

 

http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuuCezrAUKk

Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 02:21 PM (l5RhJ)

364 Strong debater? I'll have you know I am a master debater! Well, I gotta run. Time to grid my lions. The gang is on foot tonight!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2012 02:22 PM (HNn1q)

365 @363 I think he's referring to this one: http://t.co/DdXikude

Posted by: Gran at October 11, 2012 02:28 PM (CPX+P)

366 Pray.

As if your life depended on it.

Because it does.

Posted by: PJ at October 11, 2012 02:33 PM (DQHjw)

367 Posted by: wheatie at October 11, 2012 06:21 PM (l5RhJ) Regardless of the pedigree or authenticity or whatever, I prefer the Concrete Blonde version, *as a piece of music*. I mean, aside from my general preference for female vocalists, Cohen's arrangement just sounds like generic 80s as-far-from-actual-jazz jazz music. CB may have rushed the lyrics a little, but I get that "fingernails on a chalkboard in the distance" thing from Cohen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 11, 2012 02:36 PM (bxiXv)

368

So Ace, you're telling me that Biden has got the moron vote locked up tighter than a bullfrog's waterproof  rectum?   Who woulda thunk it?

 

And it's also true that no bullfrog is safe in Barney Frank's Boston.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 11, 2012 02:37 PM (oe1aw)

369 "Oh, Joe. Say it ain't so." New to the national media Sarah Palin did well debating Joe Biden.

No need for "lower expectations" -- Joe Biden's biggest foe is himself, big smile and all.

"Three letter word: J-O-B-S"

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 11, 2012 02:41 PM (BAnPT)

370

At least Obama has a smidgen (however tiny) of self-awareness, which is not the case with Slow Joe. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at October 11, 2012 05:25 PM (6zgse)

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That's the thing about Biden - he never seems aware that his gaffes are gaffes. And they have become more frequent than they were 4 years ago.

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If Biden lets a real howler slip (like calling Obama "Barack America"), Ryan's muscles will get a good workout - his facial muscles, because he'll be trying to restrain himself from laughing.

All this talk about how Ryan is so "inexperienced." For Chrissake he's not Howdy Doody fresh off the farm. He's been a Congressman now for what, 14 years? I've seen him more than hold his own on Sunday morning talking head shows, where he is facing both a hostile Dem pol and an hostile interviewer. He'll do fine - just by being himself.

Posted by: Donna V. at October 11, 2012 02:49 PM (dcIHW)

Posted by: YIKES! at October 11, 2012 02:55 PM (6v/Tu)

372 The mfm is desperate to help the scoamf.
The slightest hint of a gaff by Ryan and they'll declare Biden the winner.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 11, 2012 02:59 PM (6v/Tu)

373 379 All this talk about how Ryan is so "inexperienced." For Chrissake he's not Howdy Doody fresh off the farm. He's been a Congressman now for what, 14 years? I've seen him more than hold his own on Sunday morning talking head shows

agreed.

Of the three so-called GOP "young guns" Ryan's the sharp shooter. 

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 11, 2012 03:00 PM (BAnPT)

374 Brandon in Baton Rouge

I am in Michigan

Posted by: Courtesy Flush at October 11, 2012 03:00 PM (tkbF8)

375 slightest hint of a gaff by Ryan

funny thing (not), the mfm was slow admitting just how badly Obama failed. So who cares what the mfm declares -- they can't even report the news of our Ambassador and crew being assassinated while the White House refused to respond to emergency communications without blaming a US resident.

Posted by: panzernashorn at October 11, 2012 03:03 PM (BAnPT)

376 Yup. And especially #6.

Posted by: Indeed at October 11, 2012 03:05 PM (yVRnr)

377 Isn't LGBT Little Green ... Butt Taggers?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at October 11, 2012 03:21 PM (eQnzo)

378 Ryan should say nothing and cede all his time to Biden except for a summation statement.

"That guy over there who babbled all that stupid shit - he's one heartbeat away from the presidency.  Think about that."

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 11, 2012 03:29 PM (OQNdB)

379 Ryan is intelligent and articulate, but none of that matters when debating an idiot.

My advice to Ryan would be to just use the opportunity to talk directly to the American people and don't even bother trying to humiliate the retard that's sharing the stage with him.

Biden is already a national joke, even kool-aid drinking Democrats know this.  Are a few more gaffes really going to change this?

Ryan should be assertive, but classy, let Biden make a jackass out of himself trying to show the country how super smart he is.

Posted by: McAdams at October 11, 2012 03:45 PM (OpqAi)

380 i'm simply calling BS on this.  biden can be beaten and beaten big.

1. bury him in details - biden is simply not capable of going toe to toe with a wonk.  period.  lots of numbers and lots of statistics and specific policy points.  bury him and confuse him.  interrupt him often by questioning his numbers.

2. benghazi - biden's supposed strength is on foreign policy which is ridiculous, but harrass the hell out of him on any foreign policy by referring to a recently murdered ambassador.  "we killed OBL" oh really "benghazi, bitch...you own it"

3. where's the budget - does anyone know the budget better than ryan?  this goes hand in hand with the details point, but ryan knows the budget, and biden and obama haven't produced a single budget.

4. funding for any and all liberal programs - see benghazi.  the president was ok spending money on cash for clunkers but not on security detail for our ambassador.  same will work for the sesame street argument.

5. the obama recovery and the jobs numbers - see details - time to take apart the bad numbers that are the real economic picture.

Posted by: matt foley at October 11, 2012 04:22 PM (bY+Nu)

381 I read Joe has been eating MM's and Animal Crackers. I think he will have a sugar high lasting the first thirty minutes then deflate to the point of wooziness and confusion, with Tourette-like blurtings of talking points: 47%, $5 trillion in made up tax cuts, Obama killed Bin Laden and the Taliban and Al Qaeda are on the run (bonus points if he says Tally-bon). Futher talking points: war on wimmens, abortion! I am Catholic but approved this message! Big Bird!

Also bonus points if he sort of jogs on stage. My husband and I saw him do this the other day on teevee. In his noggin he may think HE is Obama.

I guess he is practicing now saying "Kentucky" instead of "Kansas."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 11, 2012 04:31 PM (baL2B)

382 375 Pray.

As if your life depended on it.

Because it does.

Posted by: PJ at October 11, 2012 06:33 PM (DQHjw)

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 11, 2012 04:33 PM (baL2B)

383 Bidenmania!

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 11, 2012 04:52 PM (6/bOE)

384 Biden could sell you a lace wigs franchise... he's that fucking good.

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at October 11, 2012 04:53 PM (6/bOE)

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