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September 16, 2012

Detroit-SF Thread
— Ace

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM | Comments (253)
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1 Ace, bringing the Dim Sum.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:31 PM (VsyLa)

2 OMG, sweet!

Posted by: mbruce at September 16, 2012 04:31 PM (Fr8N6)

3 3rd?

Posted by: willy at September 16, 2012 04:32 PM (kUCQ4)

4 *Redacted. Don't do it again.*

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 16, 2012 04:32 PM (bUpT0)

5 Did you make it through the Faith Hill intro without administering the 'Devil's Touch', Ace?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (8tpY4)

6 Sultan Knish just KILLS it: http://tinyurl.com/9xk8ujf
Not in a muslim kills it way, but KILLS it...

Posted by: DAve at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (hXJEu)

7 Go Niners!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (y2Ojs)

8 someone put a muzzle on Michelle Tafoya

Posted by: soothsayer at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (NLH1M)

9 >>>Did you make it through the Faith Hill intro without administering the 'Devil's Touch', Ace? Hah.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (fxHyG)

10 Apparently, tanlines aren't the only chink in Ace's armor.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (8tpY4)

11 Confucious say, ::SPURT::

Posted by: Confused Suss at September 16, 2012 04:33 PM (bUpT0)

12 that Dominican Sue is overrated

Posted by: soothsayer at September 16, 2012 04:34 PM (DlaLh)

13 Ace has the fever?

Posted by: USA at September 16, 2012 04:35 PM (6Cjut)

14 You will have great success in your endeavors and screw Chinese cheerleader Lucky Numbers 15-34-36-41-45-51

Posted by: Fortune Cookie at September 16, 2012 04:36 PM (bUpT0)

15 Niners cheerleaders? Those are some cute trannys.

Posted by: targfood at September 16, 2012 04:36 PM (5spDI)

16 Now I'm in the mood for a sandwich.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2012 04:36 PM (ccXZP)

17 Rum?

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at September 16, 2012 04:36 PM (+BkI8)

5 Did you make it through the Faith Hill intro without administering the 'Devil's Touch', Ace?
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 08:33 PM (8tpY4)

If you did allow me to solve that problem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmsZUN4r_s

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2012 04:36 PM (GULKT)

19 Ace has the fever? Posted by: USA at September 16, 2012 08:35 PM (6Cjut) ...and the only cure is more ~~cowbell~~ Boobies.

Posted by: Bruce Dickenson at September 16, 2012 04:37 PM (sZTYJ)

AceofSpades stars in

Onan's Quest II : Pearl of the Orient

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:37 PM (8tpY4)

21 who know how many times Ace has rubbed one out to Survivor he likes the gaunt, starving chicks

Posted by: soothsayer at September 16, 2012 04:38 PM (BUcLz)

22 Chinese take-out?

Posted by: no good deed at September 16, 2012 04:38 PM (mjR67)

23 Who posts the finest cheerleaders, Ace or Dave in Texas? And what does it say about their proclivities?

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 16, 2012 04:38 PM (BVkEs)

24 69ers?

Posted by: USA at September 16, 2012 04:39 PM (6Cjut)

What's this? Concealed Elbows Day? How are we to properly asses a cheerleader's, um, assets if her most prominent features are hidden from us?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 04:40 PM (d0Tfm)

26 San Francisco treat!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 04:40 PM (rMXsO)

27 This blog has a nice slant to it.

Posted by: Aye Shan at September 16, 2012 04:40 PM (bUpT0)

28 Off Topic: the Chicago teacher's strike continues until at least Wednesday...Incredible.

Posted by: Sassy at September 16, 2012 04:40 PM (5akJt)

29 Talk about navil gazing

Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 04:41 PM (rMXsO)

>>Those are some cute trannys.

Number one son now number three daughter.

Posted by: Charlie Chan at September 16, 2012 04:41 PM (8tpY4)

31 I like a woman with a bit of a tummy. That girl is so hot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 16, 2012 04:41 PM (dX4hn)

32 Oh, and Happy New Year! to the rest of the Tribe.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:43 PM (8tpY4)

33 30 >>Those are some cute trannys. Number one son now number three daughter. Posted by: Charlie Chan at September 16, 2012 08:41 PM (8tpY4) You should have dinner at Lucky Chang's in NYC. Smoking hot asian waitresses... all transvestites! Mu shu PORK.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:43 PM (+tqYo)

34 May you all be inscribed in the book of get-some.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:44 PM (+tqYo)

35 Fortune Cookie from Thursday - "Treat yourself to a special time this coming weekend"

Looks like I got Ace's fortune cookie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2012 04:44 PM (CrfL3)

What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

The Gold-diggers?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2012 04:44 PM (JDIKC)

37 She's purty.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2012 04:45 PM (z9HTb)

38 Btw... i'm 10-2 so far in the pickem this week, with san fran looking good early. Eat my dust wankers.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 04:45 PM (rMXsO)

39 OT: This is completely anecdotal, but the wife, who is a raving leftist, tossed her Obama pledge letter directly into the trash, unopened.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:45 PM (+tqYo)

40 I think they're called the Gold Rush.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (fxHyG)

41 Fortune Cookie: "Eat me"

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (BVkEs)

>>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

THE GLORYHOLES!

Posted by: Jack Hoffman at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (8tpY4)

43 PURITY OF ESSENSE!!

Posted by: toby928© at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (QupBk)

44 38 Eat my dust wankers. Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 08:45 PM (rMXsO) What's a dust wanker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (+tqYo)

45 Her gut looks like a half open can of biscuits

Posted by: trufff at September 16, 2012 04:46 PM (pRNLV)

46 Asian girls have very pointy elbows

Posted by: lesbian seagull at September 16, 2012 04:47 PM (xXhWA)

>>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

Rub-n-Tuggers?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:47 PM (8tpY4)

48 @31. Right? Women's ab regions should not be all weirdly rippled and whatnot. I saw some great cheerleader bellies during the Patriots game. Wimmens are awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 16, 2012 04:47 PM (cujSl)

49 Good gosh remember when football WAS a contact sport?!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 04:47 PM (y2Ojs)

50 Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 08:43 PM (8tpY4) -------------------------------------------------------- L'shana tova garrett

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 04:48 PM (jucos)

51 that was a bs call.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 04:48 PM (fxHyG)

52 >>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

The Horny Miners?

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 16, 2012 04:49 PM (BVkEs)

53 25 What's this? Concealed Elbows Day? How are we to properly asses a cheerleader's, um, assets if her most prominent features are hidden from us?

Hear, hear. If we were closer to the dread chill of winter, I'd give a pass. But for heaven's sake, there's no need for long sleeves at the moment.

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2012 04:49 PM (96M6e)

54 Oh, my!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 16, 2012 04:49 PM (HIidb)

This is completely anecdotal, but the wife, who is a raving leftist, tossed her Obama pledge letter directly into the trash, unopened.

This is cause for a Pudding Slathering, similar to, and not to be confused with, a certain hunting ritual. You could then issue a fitting welcome to the Dark Side, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 04:49 PM (d0Tfm)

56 What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders? The Thighs-a-Roni's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:50 PM (+tqYo)

57 Have you ever been to San Francisco in the Summer?

It ain't warm.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 16, 2012 04:50 PM (he2LC)

58 It looks to me, through the sleeves, that she's had surgical augmentation to reduce her elbows' unspeakable pointyness.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 04:50 PM (fxHyG)

59 44 Laugh it up now jj but know that i revel in the tears of all other moron pickers.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 04:50 PM (rMXsO)

Her gut looks like a half open can of biscuits<<<<<

I know what you mean. I like to run my hand along a chick's stomach and have it feel like those rumble strips that wake you up when you drift off the road, then trail through her hairy belly on down to her dick and ball-

No, I guess that would be a dude's stomach. I think I'll stick with "soft and feminine."

Homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2012 04:51 PM (JDIKC)

61 @57 et al. The coldest winter I ever spent was San Francisco in the summer. Paraphrasing Mark Twain. Gotta keep the elbows warm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 16, 2012 04:52 PM (cujSl)

62 55 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 08:49 PM (d0Tfm) Seriously, I think she knows TFG and company are going down hard. And when I say she's a leftist, I mean university professor in sociology/education. Boom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:52 PM (+tqYo)

63 What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders? Finger licking' good.

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 16, 2012 04:52 PM (vzfrq)

64 Connie Chung is a cheerleader now? I always wondered what happened to her. She looks good for 78.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 04:52 PM (jucos)

65 Bah, Bart, it's currently 63 degrees in SF. They're jumping around and all that, so it's plenty warm enough for going sleeveless, with a high probability of, er, pointy headlights.

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2012 04:52 PM (96M6e)

66 "39 OT:

This is completely anecdotal, but the wife, who is a raving leftist, tossed her Obama pledge letter directly into the trash, unopened.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 08:45 PM (+tqYo) "

You should tea-bag her while sh's sleeping and videotape it and email it to her while she's at work. Thats what I would do anyway.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at September 16, 2012 04:53 PM (xXhWA)

67 59 Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 08:50 PM (rMXsO) I'm just having fun with your lack of punctuation. I don't prognosticate football. But I do love my Giants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:53 PM (+tqYo)

Her gut looks like a half open can of biscuits

Snorfle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 04:53 PM (d0Tfm)

69 Yeah the thing about those leftist chicks is that they tend to be demons in the sack

Posted by: DAve at September 16, 2012 04:54 PM (hXJEu)

70 Would I ? ..... Yup .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 16, 2012 04:54 PM (lo/S5)

71 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2012 08:51 PM (JDIKC) Ahhhh, leave it to EoJ to go that extra step.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 04:54 PM (GEICT)

72 "Her gut looks like a half open can of biscuits" And just how is that not hawt? Weirdo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 16, 2012 04:54 PM (cujSl)

73 66 Posted by: lesbian seagull at September 16, 2012 08:53 PM (xXhWA) Ouch, that is vile. Fun, but vile. I like it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:54 PM (+tqYo)

>>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

The Shaft Scrubbers?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 04:55 PM (8tpY4)

75 Ya know ... if China breaks up into feuding warlord states, a bunch of these girls will be desperate to leave ...

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 04:55 PM (0aV2C)

76 63 What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders? Finger licking' good. Posted by: Honey Badger at September 16, 2012 08:52 PM (vzfrq) Only if you slather them with some of that Kentucky Jelly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:55 PM (+tqYo)

77 So I just looked at today's standings. It appears Tennessee, Kansas City and Oakland are already eliminated from the playoffs, tough break.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2012 04:56 PM (GZitp)

78 ... like a screen door in a hurricane ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 16, 2012 04:56 PM (vzfrq)

79 That stadium is only hot when you're hung down like a mash-cat during a baseball game.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 04:56 PM (y2Ojs)

80 63, with a wild chill factor of 43.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 16, 2012 04:56 PM (he2LC)

Seriously, I think she knows TFG and company are going down hard. And when I say she's a leftist, I mean university professor in sociology/education.

Boom.

That's even better. When TFG's lost the university professors...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 04:57 PM (d0Tfm)

82 80 That stadium is only hot when you're hung down like a mash-cat during a baseball game. OK, I've never seen that particular combination of words before.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2012 04:58 PM (sdi6R)

83 75 Ya know ... if China breaks up into feuding warlord states, a bunch of these girls will be desperate to leave ... Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 08:55 PM (0aV2C) Why can't we instigate a war between the Chinese and the Muzzies? Win-win!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 04:58 PM (+tqYo)

84 You're not gonna give me this one, are ya, Bart? jakeman wants elbowz dammit! But her cute little biscuit belly almost makes up for it.

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2012 04:59 PM (96M6e)

85 >>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

Sexually unsatisfied

Posted by: Albie Damned at September 16, 2012 04:59 PM (Yhu4q)

86 67 i tossed you a softball with "moron picker" Love my Gints too, too bad they didnt cover today.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 16, 2012 05:00 PM (rMXsO)

87 Off to bed early. Have to tea-bag the wife and post the video as per #66. Shana tovah to you all. And Mohammed, Piss be upon him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 05:00 PM (+tqYo)

88 Me love her long time.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 16, 2012 05:00 PM (1grxW)

89 LOL! New World of Warcraft game looks like kung fu panda, that's gotta piss off the nerds.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2012 05:00 PM (NzBQO)

What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

Looking for dates outside of town.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2012 05:00 PM (GULKT)

91 You are lucky she is not wearing a turtleneck sweater.

btw, I like pointy elbows.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 16, 2012 05:01 PM (he2LC)

92 NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT WE WERE LOOKING FOR!

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 16, 2012 05:01 PM (wR+pz)

Re: 83

Well...You gotta live it to be able to say it...

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:01 PM (y2Ojs)

80That stadium is only hot when you're hung down like a mash-cat during a baseball game.<<<<<

That *sounds* like a sexual reference, and yet I've never heard it. Please explain the provenance of this delightful phrase so that we may welcome it to the Moron lexicon.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 16, 2012 05:01 PM (JDIKC)

95 Asian cheerleaders for a Niners touchdown drive?

Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at September 16, 2012 05:01 PM (wwsoB)

96 90 LOL! New World of Warcraft game looks like kung fu panda, that's gotta piss off the nerds.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2012 09:00 PM (NzBQO)

The Kungfu Panda in Warcraft actually predates the Kung Fu Panda movie. The Pandarin Brewmaster was a playable character in Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne expansion pack.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2012 05:02 PM (GULKT)

97 I'd rock that sluice box until fool's gold was spilling out of it.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2012 05:02 PM (uRFJj)

98 If our Asian friend is causing you discomfort, I recommend an episode of Hard Core Pawn for the best of Motown's boner killers...

Posted by: Tortillapete at September 16, 2012 05:03 PM (OcgY4)

99 The Kungfu Panda in Warcraft actually predates the Kung Fu Panda movie. The Pandarin Brewmaster was a playable character in Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne expansion pack. Congratulations on dying a virgin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:03 PM (GEICT)

100 I had no idea that Michelle Malkin was a 49ers cheerleader! I approve!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2012 05:04 PM (/izg2)

101 "75 Ya know ... if China breaks up into feuding warlord states, a bunch of these girls will be desperate to leave ...

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 08:55 PM (0aV2C) "

They already are, bro. If you're serious just check the internets.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (xXhWA)

102

Re: 95

Hmmm..Sounds like you're trying to git me in trouble.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (y2Ojs)

103

That stadium is only hot when you're hung down like a mash-cat during a baseball game.

BRB, gettin' the AoSHQ Sooper Seekrit Decoder Ring...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (d0Tfm)

104 >>What would you call the 49ers cheerleaders?

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places

Posted by: Albie Damned at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (Yhu4q)

105 But I do love my Giants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2012 08:53 PM (+tqYo)

Well, Thursday your Giants will come down South. We'll be REAL nice.

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (wR+pz)

106 Clean this shit up please.

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at September 16, 2012 09:03 PM (xXI4q)

Quoting it just ensures that the statement that should be troll-busted stays around longer.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (/izg2)

107 So I am the model Muslim and I fucked a 9 year old? What could go wrong!?

Posted by: Muhammad at September 16, 2012 05:05 PM (/YJYi)

108

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

109 @90 Just telling the wife that's likely the way to hook the next crop of wow losers...

Posted by: H Badger at September 16, 2012 05:06 PM (IMuzr)

110 If only I could jump that and have her jump me back.

Posted by: Margaret Cho at September 16, 2012 05:06 PM (wUFaM)

111 109 So I am the model Muslim and I fucked a 9 year old? What could go wrong!?

Your goat dies and you have no one to sleep with?

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 16, 2012 05:07 PM (wR+pz)

112 @100 regarding #4 I concur.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 16, 2012 05:08 PM (cujSl)

113 HoneyB voters will be the death of Millions. As long as the NFL play is not interrupted they can do what every they want. There will come a day when they cancel a game because of bomb threat to a stadium and people will be more mad at the cops for making them leave to the parking lot then the people who sent in the the threat.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at September 16, 2012 05:10 PM (3qeX5)

114 she's probably dating some angel investor from Stanford.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2012 05:13 PM (NzBQO)

115
>>I had no idea that Michelle Malkin was a 49ers cheerleader! I approve!

Fap-fap-fappity-fap-fap-fap

http://tinyurl.com/9xfat42

Posted by: Albie Damned at September 16, 2012 05:13 PM (Yhu4q)

116 "118 she's probably dating some angel investor from Stanford. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2012 09:13 PM (NzBQO)" And somewhere out there, some guy has had it with her shit.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at September 16, 2012 05:15 PM (xXhWA)

117 118, in which case she is supporting him

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2012 05:16 PM (g2ldK)

118 You guys don't know what " hung down like a masc-cat " means?!?!? Pffft ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 16, 2012 05:17 PM (Xfofp)

119 And somewhere out there, some guy has had it with her shit. Posted by: lesbian seagull

I must save this guy from her shit. Now, if only I can convince my wife that a menage a troi is a good idea ...

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:17 PM (0aV2C)

120

I don't think tits on a nip is offensive.

I do think Rosie O'Donnell is.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:17 PM (y2Ojs)

121 Ok I'll stop quoting it but why isn't it getting troll busted?

Did you pay your TB3K monthly dues? If not, then our resident troll buster isn't on call to do what you demand.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2012 05:17 PM (/izg2)

122 I must save this guy from her shit. Now, if only I can convince my wife that a menage a troi is a good idea ... Lots and lots of booze works womders

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:18 PM (GEICT)

123 BCochran1981: Booze wears off, and she has almost as many firearms as I do.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:19 PM (0aV2C)

124 concrete girl,

Apparently a Chinese was offended to be thought of as Japanese.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 16, 2012 05:19 PM (he2LC)

125 I must save this guy from her shit. Now, if only I can convince my wife that a menage a troi is a good idea ...

Just looked in the dictionary and found your picture next to 'humanitarian'

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2012 05:19 PM (z9HTb)

126

Re: 122

It's not masc-cat it's mash-cat...there's a distinct difference.

(been there done it)

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:20 PM (y2Ojs)

127 127 BCochran1981: Booze wears off, and she has almost as many firearms as I do. Lots of booze, 3some, she passes out, you hide guns

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:20 PM (GEICT)

128 Apparently a Chinese was offended to be thought of as Japanese.
Posted by: Bart

Understandable. The Chinese attitude towards Japan usually involves asking Americans why they stopped dropping nukes on them. They would have been willing to wait for Hanford to make some more.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:21 PM (0aV2C)

129 She'll find them. Or buy more.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:21 PM (0aV2C)

130 >Now, if only I can convince my wife that a menage a troi is a good idea ...

she likes the idea... but with a 2nd dude

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

131 Hey wait a minute! Asian women do not have tits like that!! There is some major surgery goin on here!!! Those are San Fran tranz! It's like Miami beach." where the men are men and the women are too!!".

Posted by: Sam at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (O/6Tv)

132

Re: 128

Well I guess you have to be Chinese...?

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (y2Ojs)

133

All this suspense is killing me.

WTF is a mash-cat? The only mental picture I keep getting is roadkill.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (d0Tfm)

134 Menage a troi?

Is that some kinky Star Trek TNG thing?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (p9Pmk)

135 133 She'll find them. Or buy more. Get her drunk enough to where her memory is fuzzy and you can convince her the next day that it was her idea?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:22 PM (GEICT)

136

>> They let this flood of anti-asian garbage go by without a word.

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:24 PM (iJYnE)

137 Get her drunk enough to where her memory is fuzzy

One word: Whiskey dick

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2012 05:24 PM (z9HTb)

138 How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 16, 2012 05:25 PM (GkwjL)

139 138 All this suspense is killing me. Yeah, Google isn't helping on this one, other than links to flattened kittehs.

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2012 05:25 PM (96M6e)

140 Relax Quizboy. The word "nip" is short for "Nippon", which means Japan. For a "racial epithet" it has to be the least offensive in the history of the world.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at September 16, 2012 05:25 PM (he2LC)

141 One word: Whiskey dick I said get her drunk enough

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:26 PM (GEICT)

142 >How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally...

cuz Dallas sucks

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:26 PM (8sCoq)

143

Oh brother!

Go Niners!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:26 PM (y2Ojs)

144 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2012 05:26 PM (6o4Fb)

145 147 >How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally... cuz Dallas sucks Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 09:26 PM (8sCoq) Thanks that explains a lot...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 16, 2012 05:26 PM (GkwjL)

146 Is that some kinky Star Trek TNG thing?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2012 09:22 PM (p9Pmk)

They are real and spectacular!

Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2012 05:27 PM (BAnPT)

147 145 Relax Quizboy. The word "nip" is short for "Nippon", which means Japan. For a "racial epithet" it has to be the least offensive in the history of the world. I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:27 PM (GEICT)

148 I just saw this babe on TV. Her right leg is fake. No shit.

Posted by: Kwame at September 16, 2012 05:28 PM (EuW9O)

149 I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive. Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 09:27 PM (GEICT) It's honkey...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 16, 2012 05:28 PM (GkwjL)

150 O/T

This shit is not going to end well. http://tinyurl.com/8bd649z

I don't see anything but a return of the Muslim crusades. They know nothing but force. Remember, 9/11 was the day they almost took Vienna.

http://tinyurl.com/6xes7w

Posted by: Billy Bob, psuedo intellectual at September 16, 2012 05:28 PM (wR+pz)

151 I'm talking about all the commenters here. If I said something supporting Obama do you think everyone would have let it slide? They let this flood of anti-asian garbage go by without a word.

Someone once said you illustrate absurdity by being absurd.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 16, 2012 05:29 PM (BVkEs)

152 >cuz Dallas sucks
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 09:26 PM (8sCoq)

Thanks that explains a lot...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 16, 2012 09:26 PM (GkwjL)

this ain't exactly Sports Illustrated

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:29 PM (8sCoq)

153 Those are some slippery slopes. I denounce myself and hope that our embassies in China, South Korea, and Japan are all on full alert. Me, I'm entering the Ethnic Insulter Protection Program.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 16, 2012 05:29 PM (HIidb)

154 Redskins found a way to lose to the rams. Fuck yeah

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 16, 2012 05:29 PM (8CjuC)

155 It's honkey... Oh. Well that shit is totally offensive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:29 PM (GEICT)

156 143 How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 16, 2012 09:25 PM (GkwjL)

Short analysis, Seattle scored more points.

Longer analysis, Dallas special teams made a ton of screw ups, and Russell Wilson appears to be a NFL caliber QB.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 16, 2012 05:30 PM (1grxW)

157 How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally...

It all comes down to offense. Seattle put more points on the board than Dallas.

Posted by: John Madden at September 16, 2012 05:30 PM (z9HTb)

158 Dead honkey.

Posted by: Richard Pryor at September 16, 2012 05:30 PM (96M6e)

159 I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.

Take that back!

Posted by: Offended Cracker, a really dumb Cracker at September 16, 2012 05:31 PM (BVkEs)

160 she likes the idea... but with a 2nd dude
Posted by: Jones in CO

That is probably what would happen. Open marriage is always a bad idea, for guys. Women can easily find a third, whether you want them to or not.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:31 PM (0aV2C)

161 >It all comes down to offense. Seattle put more points on the board than Dallas.

Posted by: John Madden at September 16, 2012 09:30 PM (z9HTb)

now this is some fine post-game analysis

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

162 I think it's pretty clear that Billy Quizboy is just a butthurt racist all mad that his favorite word gets filtered.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:31 PM (fxHyG)

163 and for the record, that cheerleader up there is hot. if you don't think so, you might want to move to San Francisco

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

164 Tony Romo sucks dick. And that is why the Cowgirls lost. When he plays QB he can't help but think of wrapping his lips around a nice stiff member...and it distracts him at crucial moments of the game.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 16, 2012 05:32 PM (8CjuC)

165

>>I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.

Similarly, I don't find 'Yank' or 'Yankee' particularly offensive.

So I expect that 'Hayseed' and 'Sister Humper' are equally non-offensive terms and I employ them, as such.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:33 PM (iJYnE)

166 How the heck did Seattle beat Dallas? I didn't get the game locally... Like a rented redheaded step mule, pretty much.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 16, 2012 05:33 PM (6WVi+)

167

Re: 168

Plus he's "Politically Correct"

ahem *****

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:33 PM (y2Ojs)

168 The Cowboys have won 1 playoff game with Tony Romo as QB

ONE

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:34 PM (8sCoq)

169 I don't see anything but a return of the Muslim crusades. They know nothing but force. Remember, 9/11 was the day they almost took Vienna.

Mmmm! Pretzels...

Posted by: Homer Simpson, crusader at September 16, 2012 05:34 PM (z9HTb)

170 Step away for a few minutes/come back to weird thread. Horde-eriffic!

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 16, 2012 05:34 PM (a4CUi)

171 Heh, did someone say boy?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at September 16, 2012 05:34 PM (wR+pz)

172

I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.

BLASPHAMY!!!

Posted by: White Bread at September 16, 2012 05:34 PM (cq3QL)

173 anyone else think quizboy would get upset if you made the comment that the two cheerleaders look alike.

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2012 05:35 PM (cXtfk)

174 And suddenly crackers aint crackers...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2012 05:35 PM (CrfL3)

175

It's honkey...

It is? Well that makes a huge difference. Now I'm all offended and stuff...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 05:35 PM (d0Tfm)

176 >I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.

I prefer to be called 'gringo'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:35 PM (8sCoq)

177 178 I dunno, "honkie" sounds so dumb that it just isn't offensive.
BLASPHAMY!!!

In Chicago we can not spell honkie, so we call them Crackers. Like saltine Crackers, white.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at September 16, 2012 05:36 PM (wR+pz)

178 Why can't we instigate a war between the Chinese and the Muzzies? Win-win!

Workin' on it!

Posted by: East Turkestan Islamic Movement at September 16, 2012 05:36 PM (lyStv)

179 AoS thread descending into a discussion on epithets? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:36 PM (GEICT)

180 This Bar Rescue guy is trying too hard to out-Ramsay Gordon Ramsay.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2012 05:36 PM (p9Pmk)

181 now this is some fine post-game analysis

Get off my bus.

Posted by: John Madden, poet laureate at September 16, 2012 05:37 PM (z9HTb)

182 You know what offended me? The movie based on the board game Battleship.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 16, 2012 05:37 PM (8CjuC)

183 I have a friend who moved to Australia- I asked him if the locals called him 'Yank'

he says no, Aussies refer to Americans as 'seppies', because supposedly we don't have regular sewer service, only septic tanks

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:37 PM (8sCoq)

184 Yup ... it's too bad ace had to kill access to older comments to prevent Ronulans from committing comment necrophilia.

Billy Quizboy has ridden the race rodeo a few times here in the past.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:38 PM (0aV2C)

185 OK, so I socked Richard Pryor's epic job interview with Chevy Chase, and wanted to see the whole transcript. When was the last time you heard the word "ofay," if ever? I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. Basically, same thing as "cracker."

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2012 05:38 PM (96M6e)

186 Just to be my contrary self I'll side with quizboy.

If even the wookie thing was banworthy why does "slants" get a pass?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 16, 2012 05:38 PM (pjT+p)

187 Cracka baby.

Posted by: NBPP at September 16, 2012 05:40 PM (g7D8V)

188 "seppie"? now that's just dumb

Posted by: chemjeff at September 16, 2012 05:40 PM (d/5qf)

189 I never heard the term while I was in Australia.

I think he was yarning ya there.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:40 PM (0aV2C)

190 Billy, eat some dog and chill man. It's a little tough, but great favor.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at September 16, 2012 05:40 PM (wR+pz)

191 Let's watch the game.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:41 PM (y2Ojs)

192

183: "In Chicago we can not spell honkie, so we call them Crackers. Like saltine Crackers, white."

Saltine crackers? Cruchy like crickets or chewy like dogs?

Posted by: Lil BO at September 16, 2012 05:41 PM (cq3QL)

193 It's funny because if you look at urban dictionary's definition of honkey it actually says

insult to white people. same as whitey and cracker, but no white person is offended by these words no matter who is saying them. unless you call a wigger a honkey, then they get pissed.

Posted by: Adam at September 16, 2012 05:41 PM (/YJYi)

194 What are you doing right now, Billy?

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:41 PM (0aV2C)

195 >I never heard the term while I was in Australia.

I think he was yarning ya there.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 09:40 PM (0aV2C)

no- I've seen some of his Aussie pals use the term on his facebook page

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:42 PM (8sCoq)

196 202 What are you doing right now, Billy? Dangerous question...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:42 PM (GEICT)

197 Seriously ... we were just complimenting a pretty Asian girl, and you pour on the racial butthurt.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:42 PM (0aV2C)

198 Really Ace? I'm butthurt because my family would be butthurt about the casual use of the words slope, slant, and nip on your site. I've been commenting here for 5 years and have never used a racial epithet. Never been warned, never been banned and you call me a racist?

Not a good idea to argue with the guy who owns the server logs.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2012 05:42 PM (z9HTb)

199

Has anyone used 'celestial' yet? Is that even recognizable enough to be considered offensive?

Never understood that one's origins, but I've always enjoyed hearing it.

also, where is Yoshi. There seems to be ample aggrievement potential, here.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:43 PM (Hk/Us)

200 >>>Why are these insults okay on your site when you usually ban anyone who uses other ethnic insults? BECAUSE I AM WATCHING A FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME ON MY FUCKING DAY OFF AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE HOPPING TO JUST BECAUSE YOUR CUNT IS ITCHY.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:43 PM (fxHyG)

201 GET THE FUCK OUT OR GET BANNED.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:44 PM (fxHyG)

202 >Let's watch the game.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 09:41 PM (y2Ojs)

yeah- I wish the other guys would keep it down, or at least go outside and yammer

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:44 PM (8sCoq)

203

So Billy...

Lions or Niners?

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:44 PM (y2Ojs)

204 Interesting. Strange term there.

I did notice the lack of sewer vents in the rural areas ... just a drain on the bathroom floor, and a cracked open bathroom window to vent the fumes outside. Very strange.

Houses in built up areas had proper vent stacks.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:44 PM (0aV2C)

205 Facebook is gayer than Twitter...just a helpful reminder.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:45 PM (Hk/Us)

206 That was a double-boink miss.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 16, 2012 05:45 PM (d0Tfm)

207 209 >>>Why are these insults okay on your site when you usually ban anyone who uses other ethnic insults? BECAUSE I AM WATCHING A FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME ON MY FUCKING DAY OFF AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE HOPPING TO JUST BECAUSE YOUR CUNT IS ITCHY. Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 09:43 PM (fxHyG) Uh oh. Nice work there Billyboy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:45 PM (GEICT)

208 here we go

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:45 PM (8sCoq)

209 Is that even recognizable enough to be considered offensive?

As used in Deadwood? I think they were called such because they were from the Celestial Kingdom.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2012 05:46 PM (z9HTb)

210 Moe, Larry, the cheese!

Posted by: Curly at September 16, 2012 05:46 PM (BVkEs)

211 You didn't deflect that.

Posted by: Barry Goalpost at September 16, 2012 05:46 PM (p9Pmk)

212

Thanks ACE

It's my birthday and I want to have FUN!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:46 PM (y2Ojs)

213 Sorry, Billy, I don't swing that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:46 PM (0aV2C)

214

FAPS LOCK

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:47 PM (Hk/Us)

215 Arf!

Posted by: Weego the Budweiser Rescue Dog with your beer at September 16, 2012 05:47 PM (d0Tfm)

216 Bullshit, "Billy." I stand by my guess is you are, in fact, butthurt that your previous outburst of racism got censored.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:47 PM (fxHyG)

217 Oh my. Ace is yelling on the internets.

Months of stupid ass trolls, and billy manages to set off the bomb.

I am amazed.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:48 PM (0aV2C)

218 Ruh roh, Ace is going into Hulk Smash mode.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2012 05:48 PM (CrfL3)

219 Posted by: Weego the Budweiser Rescue Dog with your beer

Good thing I've learned how to drink urine.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at September 16, 2012 05:48 PM (p9Pmk)

220 >I stand by my guess is you are, in fact, butthurt that your previous outburst of racism got censored.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 09:47 PM (fxHyG)

ahh... the plot thickens...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:48 PM (8sCoq)

221 For fuck's sake man, untwist the panties.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:48 PM (GEICT)

222 OK. I'm going to step away for awhile and calm down. If Ace wants to ban me, it's his site he can do what he wants. I just hate to see those words thrown around on this site.

Posted by: Billy Quizboy at September 16, 2012 09:46 PM (xXI4q)

You're the one throwing them around. It was ONE SATIRICAL POST and you overreacted. Admit it.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 16, 2012 05:49 PM (BVkEs)

223

It's my birthday and I want to have FUN!

Is the light meter on your webcam calibrated?

Birthdays are a good time to schedule annual maitenance steos like that.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:49 PM (Hk/Us)

224 I am a Scandi. One of the most oppressed minority groups on earth. We have been ethnically cleansed from most of the southern atmosphere. I enjoy creative slurs..... keep 'em coming.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 05:49 PM (jucos)

225 I see this thread self destructing.

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at September 16, 2012 05:50 PM (nw0Vt)

226 For fuck's sake man, untwist the panties. Posted by: BCochran1981

Fuck no! This is great. He's going full Hulk on this bedwetter.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:50 PM (0aV2C)

227 Ace runs the coolest site around, but some nimrods can't quite seem to enjoy it. Strange, that.

Posted by: nikkolai at September 16, 2012 05:50 PM (pSsN0)

228

233...You are speaking greek to me Mister.

I'm going to make myself a delicious drink.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 16, 2012 05:52 PM (y2Ojs)

229 Fuck no! This is great. He's going full Hulk on this bedwetter. I was talking about the bed wetter. Although, an Ace shitstorm would be interesting to watch. I've heard stories...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:52 PM (GEICT)

230 I love seeing the Cowboys lose, especially in their Death Star stadium. Nothing better than the look of goofball pain on Jerry Jones's face...

Posted by: Cricket at September 16, 2012 05:52 PM (2ArJQ)

231 Shit Truck Monkey, we call ourselves the slurs others make up, then adopt those stereotypes because, well, why the fuck not, drinking and fighting are fun.

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2012 05:52 PM (hrAg/)

232 Months of stupid ass trolls, and billy manages to set off the bomb.

I am amazed.

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 09:48 PM (0aV2C)

I try super hard to ungrateful bastard!

Posted by: Average Joe, Gerg, Greg, Toldyaso, Jimi Ray, Catpiss, OZfic at September 16, 2012 05:52 PM (/YJYi)

233 Hemisphere even. God am I ever a dope.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 05:53 PM (jucos)

234 Awww.....looks like CAC finally tied the knot.

He tweeted Mrs. CAC's pic.....http://tinyurl.com/8fjn4p7

Congratulations CAC.....a long, happy, healthy life together. Oh and maps....lots and lots of big, colorful, plaid maps!

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2012 05:53 PM (X6akg)

235 Ace, I've never been censored but I don't understand why some of these things pass and some don't. I remember an "it better be funny" rant but the stuff on this thread doesn't meet that standard.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at September 16, 2012 05:53 PM (pjT+p)

236

>>I'm going to make myself a delicious drink.

That's the first step. Make a drink.

Then you'll need to run a hot bath.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2012 05:53 PM (Hk/Us)

237 I figured it was one or the other, BC. My statement applies to either case ...

Posted by: Kristophr at September 16, 2012 05:53 PM (0aV2C)

238 I propose that we morph into a full blown no holds barred flame thread

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 16, 2012 05:54 PM (8sCoq)

239 Wonder Twin Kawaii Power Activate, form of!!!
http://www.kittyhell.com/2010/07/31/hello-kitty-biker-girl/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2012 05:55 PM (CrfL3)

240 Popcorn worthy.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at September 16, 2012 05:55 PM (a4CUi)

241 FLAME ON you cracka ass ho's!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 16, 2012 05:55 PM (GEICT)

242 Nothing better than the look of goofball pain on Jerry Jones's face... Posted by: Cricket at September 16, 2012 09:52 PM (2ArJQ) ------------------------------------------------------- His ridiculously, surgically stretched face is incapable of showing any kind of real emotion. I would imagine that is what my face would look like should I ever get hit by a tractor trailer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 05:56 PM (jucos)

243 Uh...if you want to know what I'm wearing I'm not going to tell you.

If you're wearing pants, then you clearly don't fit in here. Just sayin'....

Happy Birthday concretegirl!!! Cheers!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2012 05:56 PM (/izg2)

244 So, Billyboy, I suppose the phrase 'nip slip' is also offensive to your tender sensibilities?

Sometimes a nip is just a nip.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2012 05:56 PM (ccXZP)

245 Congrats CAC and Mrs CAC.

Happy bday concretegirl

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2012 05:57 PM (CrfL3)

246 I'm not trying to be a dick but nip? Short for Nippon. Which means Japan. I'm having a hard time finding the hatred and vileness that nip contains. Just sayin.

Posted by: Adam at September 16, 2012 05:57 PM (/YJYi)

247 >>>Ace, I've never been censored but I don't understand why some of these things pass and some don't. I remember an "it better be funny" rant but the stuff on this thread doesn't meet that standard. Here's the standard: Few people are actually racist against Asians but a lot of people are racist against blacks and also hate Jews and just can't wait to talk about it the moment they think they have an "in." Fucking two seconds after a black reference and I'll start hearing how they're stupid and crap. And the racists saying this will say "but it was just a joke." Riiiiiiight.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:58 PM (fxHyG)

248 So, Billyboy, I suppose the phrase 'nip slip' is also offensive to your tender sensibilities? Sometimes a nip is just a nip. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2012 09:56 PM (ccXZP) ----------------------------------------------------- Or Cheese Nips........ or the Television program Nip and Tuck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2012 05:58 PM (jucos)

249

I propose that we morph into a full blown no holds barred flame thread

Well, it is halftime. We got 15 minutes or so.

Posted by: Weego the Budweiser Rescue Dog with your beer at September 16, 2012 05:58 PM (d0Tfm)

250 I'm sick of having po-faced racists coming to me asking "Where did I err...? I only said Michelle Obama looked like an ape. What's wrong with that?" Fuck off and die.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:59 PM (fxHyG)

251 I guess 241 would have made more sense if I had included the words "Scots-Irish" in there, but I'm lazy and drinking.

Posted by: Jean at September 16, 2012 05:59 PM (hrAg/)

252 There are lots of sites that will entertain your various anti-black and anti-Jew screeds. You know which ones they are. GO TO THEM. Stop trying to bring Stormfront shit here.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 05:59 PM (fxHyG)

253 so here I am on my night off. Thread closed.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2012 06:01 PM (fxHyG)

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