October 17, 2012
— Ace I don't think it's really Trump, by the way.
But it might be. Clarification: This is his account. I mean, I don't know if he's really Tweeting this stuff, or he has some goofball doing it for him. Like, dictating his tweets as he plays Carpet Golf and smokes a cigar.
Anyway, tweet of the night:
@realDonaldTrump Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!
His feed is about 75% politics (our side), 15% advertisements for his new cologne (Success, by Donald Trump) and All Star Celebrity Apprentice, and 10% Team Edward.
FYI, I agree with him, but then I suspect they're just pretending to be back together for the Twilight movies.
I can't believe I actually have an opinion on this. Turns out, I do.
I feel bad about that, but I have to confront reality as it presents itself to me. I have an opinion on the Edward/Bella contretemps.
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Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 04:30 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Spypeach at October 17, 2012 04:30 PM (pwTow)
I feel my IQ slipping just reading that, even if you did get all fancy-pants with it.
Posted by: fluffy, still smarter than Joey Trains at October 17, 2012 04:31 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2012 04:31 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 04:32 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 17, 2012 04:32 PM (USBnw)
I'll take Taylor Lautner over Pattinson any day.
Shut up, I love crappy YA stuff, this is not a secret.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:32 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 04:33 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:33 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: not the mama at October 17, 2012 04:33 PM (kzCIn)
This business will get out of control--it will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!
Posted by: Teh Fred! at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (8qoXL)
@realDonaldTrump Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart.
That's some real important sh*t right there
Posted by: meh at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (W2qJe)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Ace's mom at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (zLp5I)
Posted by: Interested Party at October 17, 2012 04:34 PM (RE+1w)
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 17, 2012 04:35 PM (WYOrt)
You take her back, get what you want out of it, and then kick her to the curb.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 17, 2012 04:35 PM (USBnw)
So's Pattinson, and he's rich too - and famous. Something tells me that Pattinson won't have trouble finding willing p00n around California
Posted by: ace's Man Card at October 17, 2012 04:36 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 17, 2012 04:36 PM (OeBKG)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 04:36 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Truman North at October 17, 2012 04:36 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:36 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 08:34 PM (O6q63)
Young Adult. I would far rather read post-apoc YA books than Serious Adult Literature. I have enough serious adult crap in my life, tyvm. Gimme girls with swords and guys with guns and the world burning down and it's all good.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:37 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 04:37 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Mike Piazza at October 17, 2012 04:37 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (r2PLg)
Mr of Spades is so confident of the election outcome, he figures he'll just post celebrity crap from now to November.
Posted by: uterus cannon at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (RLTt1)
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Truman North at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (j1gX1)
Still, I have two episodes of Glee! on the DVR that need to be watched so if I stick around I'll be well over my recommended daily allowance of teh ghey, so I'm outta here.
Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (8qoXL)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:38 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:39 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:39 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 04:39 PM (X3lox)
Come back here! We haven't done the ritual confetti shower after the epaulet tearing and face slaps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (Ho2rs)
She's attractive but she does have rather a strong jawline.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: G Steinbrenner at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (j1gX1)
I'd put up most post-apoc YA books against the NYT's shortlist, any year on the calendar.
Dave Eggers, especially, can GFHS.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 04:40 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at October 17, 2012 04:41 PM (GtCbF)
Ace, you hearing anything like this? This could be his October Surprise.
Posted by: ShameTheShameless at October 17, 2012 04:41 PM (TFeHR)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 17, 2012 04:41 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:42 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:42 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2012 04:42 PM (j1gX1)
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (q177U)
No idea it it's any good, I only know there's no chance of barely glimsping Winona Ryder's backlit goodies like in the Gary Oldman one.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (fL27J)
Actually - I gotta give this one to P.O.P. That was the point of casting Stewart. The whole of Twilight was Mary Sue wish-fulfilment. Bella is supposed to be awkward and dumpy.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (QTHTd)
Seriously. Hell, the characters generally act like actual human beings rather than An Archetype Of A Personality Trait That Is Making A Deep Point About Human Nature.
Hell, I think most Clancy books have a more nuanced view of the motivations of America's enemies than the NYT so there's that too.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (J6kXj)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (BAnPT)
Oh, man. Ace is on Team Edward.
So, when you're depressed, is that a Häagen Dasz binge, or cutting yourself while listening to The Cure's Fascination Street album, Ace?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (JDIKC)
Thoughts or links, please.
Posted by: ShameTheShameless at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (TFeHR)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:43 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:44 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 08:43 PM (9+ccr)
Whoops # 78
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:44 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (Ho2rs)
Unfortunately, I am mildly familiar with these movies as I have a teen female unit in the house and force myself to stay somewhat current with the popular culture she and (more importantly) her friends are exposed to.
So far my advice has been 1) don't get too twisted up over some high school emo fucktard and 2) especially a creepy 100 year-old one with a diamond cock.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (Gt8ei)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: doomangel666 at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (IOWVc)
You wanna talk jaw lines!?
She's got nothing on Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 08:44 PM (r2PLg)
Now, other than the fact that she is too skinny, I do think she is attractive...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:45 PM (9+ccr)
I hope, at least.
Yeah, that could be but whoever's doing it is throwing around a lot of political opinions that read like something he'd say. Not to mention that there's a lot of Yankees talk on there and I heard a clip of him on the radio saying the exact things that were on his feed. Of course it's possible he could have assistants posting from time to time.
I hope it's actually him because it's hilarious to me that he'd offer such an opinion, but then again he is somewhat of an attention whore.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (USBnw)
Posted by: ShameTheShameless at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (TFeHR)
Yeah, except he's virgin. Seriously.
I don't have the link to hand, but someone wrote Edward's diary about his 150 years while the rest of his family is having wild sex all around him. It's hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (Gk3SS)
That greatly reduces her hotness, IMO.
But, for those who are interested, she does get topless in a new movie, On The Road. Pictures have made their way to the internet.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (L7hol)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 04:46 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:47 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Stanley Marsh at October 17, 2012 04:47 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: spongeworthy at October 17, 2012 04:47 PM (r5w1L)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 08:46 PM (BuSM
Well, it's probably good that nothing is happening.... No news is good news, or something...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:47 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:47 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:48 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: doomangel666 at October 17, 2012 08:45 PM (IOWVc)
Smells like Candy.. sorry.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 17, 2012 04:48 PM (AWmfW)
My wife would not allow me to take her to see any more Twilight movies after I allegedly "ruined" her enjoyment of the first one with my snorting, smartassery, and general monkeyshines.
Sorry, but they're just bad. BAD.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 04:48 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 04:48 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (nZvGM)
= == = == =
You found the time machine!
Posted by: fluffy G Wells at October 17, 2012 08:47 PM (O6q63)
I fixed it... Though I wish I could find the time machine, and get all the hidden shit on that piece of crap. obama...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Truman North at October 17, 2012 04:49 PM (I2LwF)
You mean even better than MOOP?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2012 04:50 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:50 PM (r2PLg)
My wife would not allow me to take her to see any more Twilight movies
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 08:48 PM (JDIKC)
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Dude you set foot in a Twilight movie and you're ripping on The Cure?
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 17, 2012 04:50 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 04:50 PM (JDIKC)
Even the public courses in Palm Beach are apparently getting crazy money. I don't golf, but I know a bunch of people who do.
A smack habit is considerably less expensive, when gear is factored in.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 04:51 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 04:51 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 04:51 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at October 17, 2012 04:51 PM (KCvsd)
Hey Jeff, speaking of faggotry -- when you had your first blowjob, how long did it take for the monkey to go spurty spurty into your welcoming throat?
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Elizabethe mostly lurks iPhone edition at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (rBgOT)
Three hours versus two hours on the toilet...Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (GtCbF)
<a href="http://bacontoday.com/bacon-turtle-burgers/">Bacon Turtle Burgers, baby.</a>
Posted by: Mike James at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (cgDgK)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (r2PLg)
Jennifer Garner. No contest.
You could sharpen cutlery on that mug.
Which brings us back to the OJ knife thread. Sigh. I miss it. It was mighty when it was running full steam. Goodbye, OJ knife thread!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 04:52 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: marinemom at October 17, 2012 04:53 PM (OKtOV)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:53 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Kyle Broflovski at October 17, 2012 04:53 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 04:53 PM (5tKuy)
>>It's not so bad if she's had a sammich in the last month.
Oh, I was in love with her ...before she was Afleck'd.
But she does have a strong jaw.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 04:53 PM (PcgnQ)
Posted by: Elizabethe mostly lurks iPhone edition at October 17, 2012 04:54 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2012 04:54 PM (ZifVj)
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2012 04:54 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 17, 2012 04:54 PM (avGs3)
The strong jawline - - notice how you're all facinated with a strong jawline. Romney has a strong jawline.
Why don't you photoshop his face on the cheerleader thread on sunday, then you can all "enjoy" it -- together.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:55 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 04:55 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 04:55 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (J6kXj)
First they suck your blood then you suck their blood. it's this whole big sucking thing.
Back in the day when I was a big in Buffy (FUCK YOU WHEDON FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU), I may, possibly, in theory, have gotten into hours long arguments about the physical processes by which male vampires are able to get it up.
The less said about is it necrophilia if its the undead instead of the dead arguments, the better.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 04:56 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (r2PLg)
That's the only one I saw.
I saw that one too. The vampire family looked like the random lefties you'd see sitting around in a Starbucks fapping to ChimpyMcBushitler pron on Kos.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (J6kXj)
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (LCRYB)
--My wife made me watch half of Breaking Dawn Part 1. I had to bust on it some as well. The goofy teeny-bopper ending was weird<<<<
Just wait til the next one. I read a synopsis. Bella gets pumped full of vampire sparkle-squack, becomes pregnant, and in the ensuing life-threatening labor to deliver her half-undead baby, our sparkly hero has to BITE HER BELLY OPEN to deliver the child.
Incidentally, the child is named Renesmee, which only a fat girl could dream up. The blue-balled werewolf instantly falls in love WITH THE INFANT.
Not "aww, what a precious baby" love, Roman Polanski/Mohammed type love.
But I try not to judge.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (6o4Fb)
>>Jennifer Garner is hot. That's the only reason I bought the Elektra DVD.
Alias Season I and II non-stop hotness in a different outfir every 12 minutes. Also, lots of jogging. Not quite Elisha Douche-Q level jogginess, but good stuff.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (PcgnQ)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (GtCbF)
Team. Alice. There is no other team.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 04:57 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Village Idiot at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (utXSy)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: ace at October 17, 2012 08:57 PM (LCRYB)
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your hash is "little Cry Baby". fitting.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Hulk at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (fL27J)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 04:58 PM (ck76k)
I think it was Team Barack. He certainly has enough creepy followers.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 17, 2012 04:59 PM (USBnw)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 04:59 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 04:59 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 04:59 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 04:59 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 05:00 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Fredo at October 17, 2012 05:00 PM (OnvbE)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: rupert pupkin at March 01, 2012 10:25 PM (IOWVc)
and
Posted by: Right Turn Allowed at October 17, 2012 06:14 PM (IOWVc)
Oh, looky. It's Mr. Concerny McConcerned that Romney's the GOP nom and not Santorum.
Gee, scratch a concern troll and you get an spastic, angry nutjob.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (qrpxS)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 08:58 PM (ck76k)
>
>who's a clever boy? Whhoo isss itt? Is it you?? G'boy -- whoos a g'boy. You get a treat. Pucker up and suck my rusty sherrif badge. If you suck hard enough, you get a chocolate treat. Yeeessss. Yes You Do. G'boy.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (IOWVc)
Best Chimichanga in USA...Garcia's on 35th St. in Phoenix AZ
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (QEfsO)
"Jennifer Garner is hot. That's the only reason I bought the Elektra DVD. "
She has a beautiful face. Then I noticed her ass is wider than the back of my F150. Killed it.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (OQpzc)
Well I got curious, and went and googled Miss Stewart. I have to say that I think she is structurally sound, but the cold, lifeless eyes are a bit of a problem. I repeat my earlier comment about ice-queens, and add to that she wouldn't bad playing an elf maiden either, provided that it was one of the old, pre-Tolkien, pre-Victorian elves - scary things that lurked in the shadows or wild places.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 17, 2012 05:01 PM (OeBKG)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (79EF9)
Got those too. I'm going to have to rent another storage unit for all her garbage I've been stealing and sexing up.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (mjR67)
This is what passes for trolling these days?
Meh.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 08:59 PM (JDIKC)
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>you are easily the most laughable jerk-off ever. Next to Ace, of course.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 17, 2012 05:02 PM (GtCbF)
Eating dinner in front of the TV; the daughters have X Factor or Voice or whatever on. Britney Spears is telling contestants sorry, you didn't make the cut, you have to go home. I have more interest in this than in Pattinson, Stewart or Trump, but it's still not measurable.
But yeah, I still have to forfeit the man card.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (adCwb)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:01 PM (QEfsO)
Hey, your mom called. She said she needs you to pick up another case of condoms. She is running a special at the swap meet this weekend.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (OQpzc)
I can't believe this is going to be my first in this fine community. Forgive me if this has already been pointed out in one of the previous 178 comments.
Trump? Moralizing on cheating? How many wives has he had and how many did he cheat on?
Posted by: Celia at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (n7+ME)
Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:03 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 17, 2012 05:04 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:04 PM (IOWVc)
provided that it was one of the old, pre-Tolkien, pre-Victorian elves - scary things that lurked in the shadows or wild places
Very specific in yer fetishes, ain't ya?
Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 05:04 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 05:04 PM (5tKuy)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:04 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Elizabethe mostly lurks iPhone edition at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (rBgOT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (avGs3)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: kinlaw at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:01 PM (QEfsO)
Hey, your mom called. She said she needs you to pick up another case of condoms. She is running a special at the swap meet this weekend.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 09:03 PM (OQpzc)
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> oh -- right. ha ha ha ha ha. hah hah. ha.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:05 PM (IOWVc)
I like that the book title, "I am Legend," actually has meaning to the story. Unlike in the movie, where it means "Will Smith likes Bob Marley music."
Posted by: wooga at October 17, 2012 05:06 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:06 PM (QEfsO)
She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 05:06 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:05 PM (ck76k)
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>
> tee hee. tee - to - the - muthafuckin - hee.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:06 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:06 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:07 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 05:07 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2012 05:07 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: and irresolute at October 17, 2012 05:07 PM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:07 PM (QEfsO)
A Discovery of Witches has an interesting idea of witchcraft, vampirism and demonism being genetic aberrations. Of course, that idea is buried underneath approximately 233,324,084 page of love story that is trying really really really really hard to pretend it's not Twilight for people who claim to be too literary for Twilight.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at October 17, 2012 09:02 PM (GtCbF)
Not a problem. That much ass would make me claustrophobic.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 08:59 PM (JDIKC)
We live in inflationary times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2012 09:03 PM
Bernanke started printing cheap trolls. Now their worth only a third of a 2006 troll.
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:08 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (5tKuy)
I thought he hit bottom weeks ago
Posted by: kinlaw at October 17, 2012 09:04 PM (uLTng)
No, but he sure will be doing it tonight!
Posted by: Kal Penn at October 17, 2012 05:09 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:10 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: polynikes at October 17, 2012 05:10 PM (p74mI)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:11 PM (JDIKC)
Megan Fox had a baby. Now it's like a hallway.
258 A retarded hallway.
Posted by: wooga at October 17, 2012 09:10 PM
With tattoos
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 17, 2012 05:11 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:11 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:11 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:12 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2012 05:12 PM (sOLts)
It's a fuckin Pokemon Battle: Troll!
Tourette's Sex Offender vs. Asperger's Social Disaffect.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 09:11 PM (JDIKC)
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Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:12 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:12 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:12 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: pray for peace at October 17, 2012 05:13 PM (oZfic)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:13 PM (QEfsO)
I guess Rupert is still upset about the dick-whipping his boy Obama took across the beak last night. It certainly seems upset.
This pleases me.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:13 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 17, 2012 05:13 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 05:14 PM (bxiXv)
Anyone on the Ace of Spades accusing anyone of Tourettes or Asbergers is really, really funny. Tell Romney he can use that as one of his next "zingers", you clever lot, you.
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:14 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:14 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:14 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 05:15 PM (+XD7n)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:15 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:07 PM (QEfsO)
I put on my superman outfit and when I came I blew the top of your mom's head off. Sorry about that. Sometimes I don't know my own dick's strength.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:15 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:16 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:16 PM (4cRnj)
I guess Rupert is still upset about the dick-whipping his boy Obama took across the beak last night. It certainly seems upset.
This pleases me.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 09:13 PM (JDIKC)
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Posted by: Pauline Rommitty's Tittys at October 17, 2012 05:16 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: USS Diversity at October 17, 2012 05:17 PM (0CiTm)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:17 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: MJ at October 17, 2012 05:17 PM (TR60b)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 05:17 PM (BuSM8)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:17 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (jKE+Z)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (ck76k)
Very specific in yer fetishes, ain't ya?
Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 09:04 PM (O6q63)
Heh. No fetish involved here. When I look at her Miss Stewart, I am reminded of a medieval Scandinavian poem that involved a young man who went riding to a wild place and was accosted by some elf maidens who attempted to seduce him, but as his reply was "I will not go with any elf/I'll put my trust in Christ himself," they were reduced to giving him a cup of wine and stabbing him while he drank it. I am also reminded of an old song about the elf maiden luring a farmer to his doom...
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (OeBKG)
That's actually a problem in Tolkien's works - the elf ladies are all suckers for humans. They all give up their immortality for people like Beren and Tuor (and, tragically, Turin).
From a human perspective, we can understand that females like the more masculine type over the willowy-thin emo-boi type. But that would be to make the elves too human-like. It doesn't make sense in the logic of Tolkien's own sources.
A more "Brothers Grimm" perspective would have the elf-maidens seduce woodsmen who got lost - and then (because they're immortal) just forget about the woodsmen, and show up again in their lives in the "elvish tomorrow" - fifty years later.
Another point Tolkien missed: changelings. If elves gave birth to a child with a low life expectancy - for an elf, that's forty years or less. They'd think of dumping the "sickly" kid on a human family, as doing it a favour.
There should have been tales like this in the Silmarillion.
I don't know why there weren't.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:18 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 17, 2012 05:19 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:16 PM (QEfsO)
You really should clean that up. Having your mom's whore brains all over the ceiling can't be healthy.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:19 PM (OQpzc)
that's why he is a Libtard ! he can't make the Cut ! so he sits at home & jacks off to Bill Maher shows
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:18 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:20 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:20 PM (QEfsO)
Oh, I know, I know... because hypocrisy, right? Yawn. Don't you think it's far more hypocritical to call yourself a friend of gays (and minorities both ethnic and religious, and women), when you clearly don't believe in their right to think for themselves? If they disagree with you politically, you feel free to treat them far worse than we on the Right would ever consider treating anyone regardless of any difference of opinion. And then you call us haters.
But that somehow doesn't register as hypocrisy in your tiny, dry brain.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 17, 2012 05:21 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: Rupert Poopypants, Esq at October 17, 2012 05:21 PM (sOLts)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:21 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:22 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: USA at October 17, 2012 05:22 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:22 PM (IOWVc)
I don't know why there weren't.Posted by: boulder hobo
Probably because Tolkien wasn't a post-modern, nihilist who thought all things must lead to despair and ruin.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 17, 2012 05:23 PM (qrpxS)
Scares you, doesn't it, Rupert? Knowing that your boy Obama is going to be the latest unemployment statistic in a few months.
Keep raging, little troll. Your panic is fucking hilarious. You see, I don't mind talking to you now, because I know you'll be nowhere to be found on November 7th when Romney is the President-Elect.
That's how it always works with you limpdicks. Happened in 2010, and it'll happen again.
Every one of your screechy little hissy-posts is a victory. For me.
Sweet dreams, cupcake.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:23 PM (JDIKC)
How does the troll know their mom is having her period?
The dog's dick tastes funny.
Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 05:23 PM (5tKuy)
Go ask your Mommy
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:21 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:24 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:24 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:24 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 09:22 PM (Gk3SS)
I've got a .375 H and H magnum I'll give you if you promise to use it for truth and justice, when the end times come.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:25 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:25 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: USA at October 17, 2012 05:25 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:25 PM (ck76k)
Scares you, doesn't it, Rupert? Knowing that your boy Obama is going to be the latest unemployment statistic in a few months.
Keep raging, little troll. Your panic is fucking hilarious. You see, I don't mind talking to you now, because I know you'll be nowhere to be found on November 7th when Romney is the President-Elect.
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:26 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Rupert Poopypants, Esq at October 17, 2012 05:26 PM (sOLts)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:26 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Kil-gore at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (GtCbF)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:23 PM (QEfsO)
Dickhead says "what".
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (OQpzc)
Though a popular belief, a new study has found that germs often win the race.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (ck76k)
No; Tolkien was a Wagnerian pre-modern nihilist, or at least played on that in his pre-Christian mythology. Only Divine Providence could save Morgoth's world.
You really do need to read The Silmarillion. (Especially the Narn I Hin Hurin.)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: USA at October 17, 2012 05:27 PM (RIg+t)
When someone talks to the Gaping Ace-Holes in Spades the way they talk to their opposition. It's called "hypocrisy". Yes, my lack of decorum on this list is sooooo offensive.
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:28 PM (IOWVc)
Done! Remember, *my* truth and justice is still *a* truth and justice.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 05:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:28 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: osu at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (vgMWF)
Horse Or Donkey ?
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:28 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (IOWVc)
Troll fails, like all concern trolls do here.
Troll acts out in another thread.
Manner of acting out? Saying naughty words.
Thats about the 12 year old level.
Posted by: kinlaw at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (ZifVj)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (QEfsO)
The poll has accurately predicted every presidential election since it was developed in 1980. It is unique in that it employs factors outside of state economic indicators to predict the next president.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 17, 2012 05:29 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:30 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 17, 2012 05:30 PM (gfPwZ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:30 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:30 PM (ck76k)
Awwww...
What's the matter, Rupert? Polls got you down? It'll all be over soon and then you can get down to the serious business of running away and hiding until the next election, little boy.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:30 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at October 17, 2012 09:28 PM (Gk3SS)
I trust you. I'll be on the frontier with the legions anyway. We will vanquish the enemy, My Queen.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:31 PM (OQpzc)
Troll fails, like all concern trolls do here.
Posted by: kinlaw at October 17, 2012 09:29 PM (uLTng) ...Didn't fail at all on the concern thread. Had you fooled. I'll be back with more concern, don't worry. You people are easily fooled. You're weak and pretty dense, despite what your little circle jerk fest thinks of itself. Bush league psych-out shit. It's laughable, man -- HAH.
Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:32 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:32 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:32 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 17, 2012 09:29 PM (aHR5E)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:33 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 17, 2012 05:33 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:33 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:32 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:34 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:32 PM (QEfsO)
LOL is the tramp stamp of trolls, dickbreath.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:34 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:34 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:34 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:35 PM (ck76k)
His exegesis on Simon & Simon is to die for!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 05:35 PM (BuSM8)
And as far as the polls are concerned, I was messing with your pigtails when the conspiracy laden, MSM controlled, fake, lying polls had Obama up by 100 electoral votes. Now that it's down to the wire, you fuckwits are all about The Polls ! The Polls ! look see -- vindication. We're going to smash you! blah blah blah.
Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:36 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:37 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 05:37 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:35 PM (QEfsO)
Hey, your mom called. She wants you to pick up a gallong of Crisco. She said you are gonna earn the rent this month. It must suck to be you.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:37 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 17, 2012 09:33 PM (aHR5E)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (IOWVc)
I don't know why there weren't.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 09:18 PM (QTHTd)
A difference between mythology proper and folklore, I believe. In most folk tales elves are sort of nature spirits that have been reinterpreted under the influence of Christianity to a kind of demon. Tolkien was trying for something quite different and never even really liked the name "elves" for his creation. The only model from mythology I can think of is the Tuatha De Danaan from Ireland, which reference probably makes Tolkien roll around in his grave since he was not a big fan of Irish mythology.
Also, most of Tolkien's elves were pretty manly - don't mistake a highly developed sense of aesthetics to mean a lack of testosterone. They are closer to the ideal knight from the days of chivalry (minus the whole "courtly love" phenomenon) than a hippy, and most modern depictions - including Jackson's movies - don't really do them justice.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (OeBKG)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: rabidfox at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (1XiYw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2012 09:17 PM (BuSM
Tell me about it
Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2012 05:38 PM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:39 PM (QEfsO)
does not portend well for Hussein ( neither does the ass-whipping he got last night )
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 05:39 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:37 PM (ck76k)
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Ah there - you've served a purpose, Sir Evil Penis
Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:39 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:39 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (QEfsO)
Uh-huh. Now you're explaining the subtle psychological mind-games behind your trolling?
You really are a desperate half-wit. This is precious. Do go on about how frightfully clever you are.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:38 PM (QEfsO)
I don't respond to "please no!" Why do you think I would take mercy on your offensive ass?
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:40 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:41 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 17, 2012 05:41 PM (RLZvP)
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 05:41 PM (79EF9)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:42 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:42 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:42 PM (CA2NO)
She's hot. Most guys think with their dicks. He'll take her back.
Purp, he's hot himself, he doesn't have to.
Besides, it's not as if she went after another single guy, she went after a married man. Women who do that have a particular psychology where a guy is not good enough unless he's someone else's.
Posted by: Decaf at October 17, 2012 05:42 PM (OisvX)
(This post did not include the word "Michelle.")Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:43 PM (QEfsO)
So, to the trolls: I apologise. Carry on throwing mud at one another.
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 05:43 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:43 PM (aHR5E)
413Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:43 PM (QEfsO)
Obama At Debate: Women Rely On Planned Parenthood For Mammograms – Obama’s HHS: Actually, Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Own Any Mammogram Machines…
These clowns get funnier and funnier by the day.
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 05:44 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:41 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Cunt-pyre of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:44 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:44 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:45 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:45 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:45 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 09:42 PM (aHR5E)
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You accuse me of not being clever, but Gaping Ace-holes in Spades is my internship.
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:46 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Big Bird at October 17, 2012 05:47 PM (OA+kK)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:47 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:47 PM (aHR5E)
No. It really doesn't.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:45 PM (QEfsO)
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Christ, are you kidding me? I'd rather jerk off to you fellating a corpse. Something you people do every time you mention Reagan.
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:47 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:48 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:48 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:48 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:49 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:48 PM (QEfsO)
If I wanted your opinion, I'd squeeze your head until it popped out. Since I dont give a shit what you think, I guess you can live.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:49 PM (OQpzc)
obviously, you aren't intelligent enough to understand the *reason* the polls were inaccurate when they showed obama up by severely overestimating dem enthusiasm.
you liberals really have this wishful-thinking problem with reality. if i weren't so worried for your mental health over the next four years, i'd feel a lot more schadenfreude at the inevitable -- or the EVITABLE obama -- on election day.
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 09:41 PM (79EF9)
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Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:50 PM (IOWVc)
@MWR,
I love it. It's got free reign to say what it wants and it has absolutely no material. You have to appreciate the conundrum: it's stuck here.
It can't leave without feeling like it landed a shot, and yet I won't give it what it wants so it can go. Look at it squeal!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:50 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:51 PM (QEfsO)
You Know Bill Maher was Banging her Right ?
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:49 PM (ck76k)
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Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:51 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:53 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:53 PM (CA2NO)
(NTTAWWT)
Posted by: speedster1 at October 17, 2012 05:53 PM (yeM7r)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:54 PM (ck76k)
@MWR,
I love it. It's got free reign to say what it wants and it has absolutely no material. You have to appreciate the conundrum: it's stuck here.
It can't leave without feeling like it landed a shot, and yet I won't give it what it wants so it can go. Look at it squeal!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 09:50 PM (JDIKC)
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oh - have I got your attention now? Let's take a poll -- how many rapes have you actually witnessed in the amalgam of your frat houses? Yes, of course I'm referring to the pledges, you closeted miscreants. Whatsamatter - the Catholic church didn't have room at the Semen-ary?
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:54 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:55 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:55 PM (aHR5E)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:55 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:55 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:55 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:56 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 17, 2012 09:29 PM (VSWPU)
Hey grease. They have already predicted a landslide win for Romney. I think this announcement means they are going to put some actual numbers up.
Cheers.
Posted by: Meremortal. "What, me worry?" at October 17, 2012 05:56 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 09:55 PM (aHR5E)
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> way to dust off an old nugget. i've got another one you can polish, right next to it.
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:56 PM (IOWVc)
Meet the new troll material - same as the old troll material.
50 posts of "cum", "cock", "anal", "Mommy", "jizz", etc.
Rupert is the thin, watery part of the weaksauce.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 05:57 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:57 PM (QEfsO)
Did you know that Joe "Gd Awful" Biden is a "Catholic?"
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:55 PM (QEfsO)
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yeah, but Ryan is the one who looks like the parish priest who needs the defense fund.
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:57 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 09:54 PM (QEfsO)
Hey, that's what your mom said when I offered a dollar for your virginity. Crack whores are all the same. I almost feel guilty, but I enjoyed the look on your face.
Posted by: Invictus at October 17, 2012 05:57 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Mouth-ful of Jizz at October 17, 2012 05:57 PM (aHR5E)
Meet the new troll material - same as the old troll material.
50 posts of "cum", "cock", "anal", "Mommy", "jizz", etc.
Rupert is the thin, watery part of the weaksauce.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 09:57 PM (JDIKC)
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I learned it all from Gaping Ace-holes in Spades !!! whaaa?!
Posted by: Small (Dick) Head Boy at October 17, 2012 05:58 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 05:58 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 05:59 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter [/i][/b][/u] at October 17, 2012 05:59 PM (CA2NO)
The Saudis are actually gayer than Twilight.
The UN would be but their heads are already so far up their ass there isn't room.
Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2012 06:00 PM (wcjj2)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 09:59 PM (ck76k)
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Yeah. I'm the one spouting nonsensical phrases. Me.
Posted by: Choad-fire in Jeffy at October 17, 2012 06:00 PM (IOWVc)
Ouch. That hurt. I'm gonna go cry now.
Posted by: Choad-fire in Jeffy at October 17, 2012 06:01 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Choad-fire in Jeffy at October 17, 2012 06:02 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:02 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:03 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 10:02 PM (QEfsO)
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wait - i gotta ask -- what the FUCK does that mean, anyway.
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:03 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:04 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:04 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:04 PM (IOWVc)
So a troll whose only trick is bad language and accusing commenters of being homos decides to take this amazing toolbox and attempt to troll... here.
Do I have to keep connecting the dots for you, Rupert? You picked the wrong place to show your "skills."
But do keep trying. We've never had a troll this pathetically impotent.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 06:05 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:05 PM (QEfsO)
you're being mean - I'm really interested as to what that is supposed to mean.
Cmon, i know we'll never be friends. just let me know. it's curious, that's all.
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:06 PM (IOWVc)
So a troll whose only trick is bad language and accusing commenters of being homos decides to take this amazing toolbox and attempt to troll... here.
Do I have to keep connecting the dots for you, Rupert? You picked the wrong place to show your "skills."
But do keep trying. We've never had a troll this pathetically impotent.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 17, 2012 10:05 PM (JDIKC)
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Oh why don't just shut the fuck up already. Take a flying leap at yourself. If I was half as stupid and inarticulate as you I'd have to shoot myself. You're a disgrace, even for this Pathetic Load Of Horse Cum. You truly are a joke.
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:07 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:08 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:08 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:08 PM (IOWVc)
Tell me the meaning of your moniker and you'll never hear from me again. How's that for incentive.
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:09 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:09 PM (QEfsO)
I looked up. Now what. Are you going to bestow upon me the knowledge I asked for?
Posted by: Rupert muthfukin Pupkin was here at October 17, 2012 06:10 PM (IOWVc)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 17, 2012 06:11 PM (QEfsO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 17, 2012 06:22 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: shillary clinton at October 17, 2012 06:42 PM (vDl/w)
Posted by: I'd Rather be Surfin at October 17, 2012 06:58 PM (iqQbh)
Ha Ha... Ace is team Jacob!!!!!
One of my teenage daughters explained to me that it is about pre-marital sex. Team Edward is con. And Team Jacob is pro.
So picking teams is more than the basket ball game these days.
Posted by: petunia at October 17, 2012 10:15 PM (DAcBA)
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Posted by: Evilpens at October 17, 2012 04:30 PM (ck76k)