September 20, 2012

Dude
— Ace

Sometimes I scan the Daily Mail's bazillion "celebrity" stories so that you don't have to.

Carrot Top apparently has some wasting disease:

Oh wait that's Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Ace at 10:39 AM | Comments (317)
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1 Carrot Top found at last

Posted by: Sven10077 at September 20, 2012 10:40 AM (LRFds)

2 She could be in the Prometheus sequel as a female "engineer".  No need for make-up or prosthetics.  Just have her walk on the set.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

3 Whoa!  

Posted by: Wisrich at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (hdpay)

4 The googles! They do nothing!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (evdj2)

5 That's hot.

Posted by: CUS at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (84pE9)

6 Upside? In comparison, I'm smoking hot.

*low bar

Also, I sense evil from that picture.

Posted by: mare at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (DsAD+)

7 ??Dubba-Tee-Eff??

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 20, 2012 10:41 AM (3CiXB)

8 I fucked that?!?!?


Posted by: Levi Johnston at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (gCa4h)

9 She needs to write something on her hands.

Want

Some?

Posted by: CUS at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (84pE9)

10 Sadly the truth about her plastic surgery will Only come out after her career is over.

Posted by: CBS at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (MkEhA)

11 He looks like my aunt without makeup on

Posted by: Highsmith at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (uwaMU)

12 Sometimes I scan the Daily Mail's bazillion "celebrity" stories so that you don't have to.

Really, you shouldn't have this time.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (ztSMf)

13 Whelp, that'll carry Ace thru the last week or so of not touching himself.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (mcWHD)

14 This sets the "Gingers Have Souls" movement back by decades.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 20, 2012 10:42 AM (Hj9yW)

15 That is a very disturbing picture. I can't bear to look at it any longer!

Posted by: Elizabeth McCrea at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (/0Cap)

16 Master of Domain status: Intact for foreseeable future.

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (96M6e)

17 I always knew there was a complete dumpster fire under that play-doh mask

I was horribly right.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (KXm42)

18 Trust me, after banging that, gay pron is a step up.

Posted by: Levi Johnston at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (gCa4h)

19 Carrot Top... Kathy Griffin... doesn't matter.  My dick just fell off.  Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Not looking at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (0HGdx)

20 I didn't think the ugly stick could be turned up to 11. I was wrong.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (L7hol)

21 When I saw that this morning along with the picture of her boyfriend, the first thought through my mind was "Wow, that guy's fucking Carrot Top". I'm sure plenty of 'rons & 'ettes would have had the exact same thought.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 20, 2012 10:43 AM (1hLHC)

22 Really, you shouldn't have this time.
---
The lovely and talented ex-Mrs. Grammer looks REALLY good.

Posted by: CUS at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (84pE9)

23 The UGLY! It burns us!!!

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (aHR5E)

24 Watch OUT! She's in full soul-sucking out through eyeballs mode. The only way to save yourself is being Bronski'd by Christina Hendricks...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (136wp)

25 not effen human. 

Posted by: Brian at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (kFeuD)

26 That's my kinda girl!

Posted by: TardYaSows at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (/YJYi)

27 Did she fall into the same vat of acid that The Joker did?

Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (UK9cE)

28 13 Whelp, that'll carry Ace thru the last week or so of not touching himself. Between Lady Gaga and...whatever the heck that is up there...you'd almost think he's being strategic about it.

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (96M6e)

29 Give me my precious back!

Posted by: Gollum at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (mcWHD)

30 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (6o4Fb)

31 if The JOKER had AIDS and wore NO MAKE-UP...

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 20, 2012 10:44 AM (jUytm)

32 Damn ace, there's a perfectly fine cheesecake story at the DM site about Camille Grammar and her plastic body.  At least she's easier to look at.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (GQ8sn)

33 Where's the writing on her hands about sucking Obamacock or whatever?

Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (UK9cE)

34 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (kzFo5)

35

They had an intervention, telling her her comedy sucked and after forcing her to watch 12 hours of her own shows, she went on a hunger (and apparently ugly) strike.

 

 

Posted by: Wisrich at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (hdpay)

36 Okay! Okay! You can go back to posting about polls! For the love of god, just don't ever do that again!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (NzBQO)

37 WTF?No,seriously,W.T.F.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (6o4Fb)

38 Is that...a girl...or a boy?

Posted by: wheatie at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (Z7b/q)

39 Lunch has been lost...

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (UZQM8)

40 Sadly the truth about her plastic surgery will Only come out after her career is over.


The very pinnacle of generosity.

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (z9HTb)

41 A succinct proof of the "Helen Thomas" theory.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 20, 2012 10:45 AM (136wp)

42 The thing about Griffin is that, as ugly as she is, she's exponentially uglier on the inside.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (aHR5E)

43 That  photo  of  horror  busted  my  writer's  bloc.  New  bestseller  coming  soon!

Posted by: Stephen King at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (EJ6V1)

44

And you thought zombies weren't real.

 

Ginger zombies are the worst kind.

Posted by: Invictus at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (OQpzc)

45

AAAGH!  Dude!

 

Not cool, Ace.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (CMbMd)

46 Not even

Posted by: With your dick at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (4vR2P)

47 Don't stare into her eyes, she's trying to steal your soul!

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 10:46 AM (GDBxB)

48 For love G*D Ace find some porn. ASAP

Posted by: Long Island at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (kzp9t)

49 I'd hit it. If I was in the vagina business, that is.

Posted by: Average Jon at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (aHR5E)

50 Why so serious?

This post needs a "close it up" option.

Posted by: Crispian at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (uxW8g)

51 Is that a fire hydrant behind her?

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (r2PLg)

52 Imagine her and Messina, oh god, death can't come soon enough!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (NzBQO)

53 Great.  The guy who complains about being unable to sleep after using a backlit screen goes and posts a picture that is going to give the rest of us nightmares for the next forever.

I kinda needed my eyes for the rest of the day, jerkwad but noooo.  Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (SY2Kh)

54 Sadly the truth about her plastic surgery will Only come out after her career is over.

You lie. She never had a career.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (mcWHD)

55 KILL THE GINGER!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Posted by: FireBushHitler at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (6T8Ay)

56 WHY IS THIS ABOVE THE FOLD!?! I can't even look at the main site now.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (evdj2)

57 What are you guys talking about?

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Shultz at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (BrQrN)

58 46 Not even Posted by: With your dick at September 20, 2012 02:46 PM (4vR2P) You ain't kidding.

Posted by: 10-foot pole at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (96M6e)

59 Oh yeah, almost forgot... ho ho ha ha hee hee ho ho

Posted by: Average Jon at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (aHR5E)

60

  make

 

up

 

for all!  Obama 2012

Posted by: Wisrich at September 20, 2012 10:47 AM (hdpay)

61 RH: E. LH: Coli

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (jUytm)

62 This is what happens when you have a black and hateful soul.  Eventually it comes through and manifests itself in physical terms.

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (/YJYi)

63 So they were right about getting the looks you deserve, in the end?

That is her end, right?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (4vR2P)

64 This post needs a "close it up" option. Posted by: Crispian at September 20, 2012 02:47 PM (uxW8g) This definitely deserved a fold...

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (UZQM8)

65 I'll be flaccid for weeks you S.O.B.

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (ZG8Ti)

66 GAH!!! WTFWTFWTF?!!?!!!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (WvXvd)

67 They must have caught her just after she was done "using the hydrant".

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (KXm42)

68

3 words: 

 

Below. 

 

The. 

 

Fold.

 

For the love of god, man, that's why that technology was invented.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (Hj9yW)

69 I think I just threw up a little.... Check that. I threw up a lot, on the floor.

Posted by: VW Zao at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (I7O5y)

70

Post a Jack Nicholson/Joke photo next to it.

 

That's how I emailed it to friends this morning.

 

Thing is....back in the day before her cosmetic surgery and before she was poltical, Kathy Griffin was a funny-enough (for a chick) redhead with a nice rack.

Posted by: CJ at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (9KqcB)

71 So... Kill it with fire?

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (UZQM8)

72 I'M BLIND!!!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 20, 2012 10:48 AM (7aMzP)

73 Big government wins again http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/sep/19/chick-fil-a-no-longer-will-fund-traditional-marria/

Posted by: dib at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (aRwtY)

74 A Batman villain as drawn by Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (3EB+F)

75 I hadn't heard there's a new "Chucky" movie coming out. (It must be bad, since Ace's movie review is so short.)

Posted by: jakeman at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (96M6e)

76 I want to go home now and raise my son. I don't want to be a celebrity anymore. I apologize to the Palin family from the bottom of my heart.

Now PLEASE MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!1!!

OH GOD I CAN STILL SMELL HER ON ME!!1!!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (znT2j)

77 It has pretty good posture.  I'll give it that.

Posted by: Brian at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (kFeuD)

78 Kathy Palpatine.

Posted by: angler at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (SwjAj)

79 Someone burned the picture she was hiding in the attic.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (evdj2)

80 What, no bikini shots available? Her cellulite is fab-u-lous!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (XDfSm)

81 Wait till they get a load of... AHHHHHHHH! What the hell IS that?

Posted by: J. Napier at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (aHR5E)

82 You are a cruel, cruel man.

Posted by: Andy at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (5Rurq)

83 why does Cathy Griffin have TED TURNER'S MUSTACHE?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 20, 2012 10:49 AM (jUytm)

84

>>>This is what happens when you have a black and hateful soul. Eventually it comes through and manifests itself in physical terms.

 

+eleventy

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (BrQrN)

85 I thought it was Jim Messina after drinking Drano...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (+tqYo)

86 Bleach!  Bleach!  For the love of all that is holy - where is the bleach?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (KjlbF)

87 As ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.

Posted by: Y-not at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (5H6zj)

88 OH GOD! MY EYES! MY EYES! Ace, you owe us some Sofia Vergara to make up for posting this nightmare.

Posted by: Naqamel at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (UMwMT)

89 I saw that photo on the last episode of "When Cousins Marry".

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (VndSC)

90 Thanks a lot Ace. My dick is hiding under the bed, whimpering in fear.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (L7hol)

91 So is this what they show you if your erection lasts more than 4 hours?

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (3EB+F)

92 First Ace brings us-- Karen Lewis. Then- Joe Messina- Now-- this. The anti-fap is strong in this one....

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (r2PLg)

93 Below the fold.  Y'all woulda looked anyhoo.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (KXm42)

94 To be filed tomorrow:

Jimmy Kimmel v. Kathy Griffin, a civil lawsuit for defamation. 

Posted by: angler at September 20, 2012 10:50 AM (SwjAj)

95 Jimmy Kimmel is LIVE and Kathy Griffin is DEAD!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Late Nite at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (4vR2P)

96 Kimmel should sue.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (UK9cE)

97 Wow - that hag got the ugly both inside AND out.

Posted by: docj at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (A5uiv)

98 Thing is....back in the day before her cosmetic surgery and before she was poltical, Kathy Griffin was a funny-enough (for a chick) redhead with a nice rack. --- BDS has ruined a few female comedians. Believe it or not, Rosie O'Donnell was in fact funny years ago.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (aHR5E)

99 71 So... Kill it with fire? Nuke it. From orbit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (GFM2b)

100 I would like to point out that I give the Horde Christina Hendricks. Because I'm better.

Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (VtjlW)

101 Now everyone knows how Ace masters his domain. Stuff like that.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (VndSC)

102 So they were right about getting the looks you deserve, in the end?


A wise man once said, "At about the age of fifty, the live you have lived starts showing on your face"

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2012 10:51 AM (z9HTb)

103 As desperate as I am, I wouldn't hit it, based on that photo. She looks a little better in some of the other pics accompanying that article. I think the photos of "Fat Gaga" are worse: http://bit.ly/VfknG7

Posted by: Reno_Dave at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (OL4L4)

104 I'd hit it. Posted by: Up with people! at September 20, 2012 02:45 PM (kzFo5)

Me too.

Repeatedly.

With a 4 foot section of re-bar.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (sbV1u)

105 Ace. Dude. The fold. Use it.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (iVZdw)

106 If you put Sofia Vergara next to Kathy Griffin it would create an electric current.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (KXm42)

107 El O Fin El Elderly woman who botched religious fresco demands royalties: The elderly Spanish woman who ruined a religious fresco with her botched restoration is now demanding royalties from her work after it became an unlikely tourist attraction. STIMULUS!!!

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (UZQM8)

108 I feel sorry for Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (JxMoP)

109 I've found my true love.

Posted by: jim messina at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (H5i76)

110 with a nice rack.

What rack?  She's always been flat.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

111 I'm straight, but I'd TOTALY hit that, h8ers!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 20, 2012 10:52 AM (5iuEW)

112 Sure man, five lights...yeah, yeah, no problem...five lights.  Whatever you say.  Now for the LOVE OF GOD PUT THAT AWAY!

Posted by: Captain Picard at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (BrQrN)

113 Dude, saw this earlier and lost my lunch. Now I've just upchucked my afternoon snack. Not nice. btw, DailyMail Femail is super awesome and required reading. Probably would be better if I knew who 95% of the celebutards were....

Posted by: Nora at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (RGgMp)

114 And here I thought she was ugly with all the makeup. Little did I know.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (aHR5E)

115 Please BELOW THE FOLD!!!!

Posted by: rd at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (9sUlj)

116

Since her unusual amount of plastic surgery, some men  think she is hot.  But dudes, this is what she looks like without makeup and a bikini on.   *EVIL*

 

She is like the   the DWS of Hollywood.   She still looks like that  f*cking   idiot friend  of Susan's from Seinfeld.  Wonder if she has been  bullying Willow and Trig Palin enough lately.   

Posted by: Mo the Girl who loathes Feminists at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (eDBZT)

117 I swear, a good chunk of the articles Ace puts up on this site make me laugh my balls off. Keep them coming.

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (NvwaC)

118 I would like to point out that I give the Horde Christina Hendricks. Because I'm better. Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 02:51 PM (VtjlW)

You did?

I don't recall seeing any in my sheets.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 20, 2012 10:53 AM (sbV1u)

119 LIVE EVIL

Posted by: tasker at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (r2PLg)

120

Well at least she's got a good personality.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (nZvGM)

121 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Carrot Top with AIDS!

Posted by: Evilpens at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (ck76k)

122 Today, on Sex Changes  Gone  Awry...

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (VndSC)

123 What's with the milk mustache?

Oh, that's not milk?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (Qxdfp)

124 why did ACE post a pic of the back of HIS BALL BAG and say it's Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (jUytm)

125 She's uglier than the 'Like' if you think I'm pretty girl on facebook.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (kzFo5)

126 That's the worst picture of the Prophet Mohammed I've ever seen.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (UnWrW)

127 I'm afraid to go look for a new post.  I'm staying in this here thread forever.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2012 10:54 AM (KjlbF)

128 Ace, that's not the redhead I mentioned. This is right out. It is? Human? but not attractive. Christina Hendricks is the one I was thinking of. She looks just like a woman. This? Doesn't. Much. At all.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (T+lH2)

129 I think the photos of "Fat Gaga" are worse

Yeah, but I get the impression that you'd have more fun with Fat Gaga than Skeletor here.

Posted by: Armando at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (5iuEW)

130 There's no way in hell I'd hit that, I don't care if I was dying and she offered one last time.

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (/YJYi)

131 Well at least she's got a good personality. --- Compared to who? Mooch? The Hildebeast?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (aHR5E)

132

Sharp elbows AND knees.

 

Posted by: Bosk at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (n2K+4)

133 I think the photos of "Fat Gaga" are worse:

She looks like she ate Amy Winehouse.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (KXm42)

134 Ace. Dude. The fold. Use it.


Rosie? Rosie O'Donnell, is that you?

Posted by: fluffy at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (z9HTb)

135

I can't tell if that ginger thing or DWS is more fetching.

Quick, someone throw a Frisbee.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 10:55 AM (VndSC)

136 a good chunk of the articles Ace puts up on this site make me laugh my balls off. LITERALLY?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 20, 2012 10:56 AM (jUytm)

137 Ace, I think looking at porn for an hour is a better use of time than this.

Posted by: taylork at September 20, 2012 10:56 AM (ppNDn)

138 Matter of fact, I think we found "like if you think I'm pretty" girl's biological mother.

Posted by: Up with people! at September 20, 2012 10:56 AM (kzFo5)

139 wow, the cosmetics companies are thrilled with this picture. Now they can say "see what we have to work with, don't we make miracles?"

Posted by: pray for peace at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (oZfic)

140 I believe Jimmy Kimmel has grounds for a lawsuit here.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (VndSC)

141 What's with the Jared Loughner insane facial expression?

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (6o4Fb)

142 No wonder she's such a hateful bitch. She has to look at that in the mirror every morning.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (GDBxB)

143 100 I would like to point out that I give the Horde Christina Hendricks. Because I'm better. Posted by: alexthechick for Banhammer 2012. Justice. Cruelty. Mostly Cruelty. at September 20, 2012 02:51 PM (VtjlW) You tell us that which we know in our heart of hearts, Most Wonderful One.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (136wp)

144 OH GOD I CAN STILL SMELL HER ON ME!!1!!
---
Sorry Levi.  Skank stink NEVER goes away.  And I should know.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 20, 2012 10:57 AM (84pE9)

145 Do NOT be in the vicinity of that monster when her stitches finally let loose.  I predict mass casualties- you can't release that much tensile energy at once without disastrous consequences.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (SY2Kh)

146 Thanks for making me gouge out my eyes.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (AZGON)

147 Karma can be cruel...........  and ugly for the rest of us to see...  good god

Posted by: Yip at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (Mrdk1)

148 That's the cure for one of those 10 hour Viagra-gone-wrong erections right there.

Posted by: Exile at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (GGCsk)

149 134 Yes,but that was a sidebar link.This is literally in our faces!

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (6o4Fb)

150 I just lost my lunch

Posted by: Fire with Fire at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (lcwvr)

151 I  didn't  believe  in  zombies  before  seeing  this  nightmare.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (6BgmB)

152 I think looking at porn for an hour is a better use of time than this. Posted by: taylork at September 20, 2012 02:56 PM (ppNDn) What the hell is better than that?

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 20, 2012 10:58 AM (UZQM8)

153 You guys are stupid. You dare me to? Okay...okay...you guys, I'm going to do it. No, really- Three times right? Pasty Kathy... Pasty Kathy... Pasty Kathy... See? Nothing hap- GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: 10 yr old naturalfake at a sleepover at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (54vf8)

154 Greg Giraldo put it best. She is Tranny Boneducci

Posted by: Anton at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (7/zQY)

155 What. The. Fuck. Is. THAT?

Posted by: model_1066 at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (yYKoR)

156 She is more butch than Carrot Top.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (AZGON)

157 That's it.  I'm leaving this place for as long as it takes to get that  off the front page. 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (TOk1P)

158 Gott in Himmel!

It's Bride of Jim Messina...and their offpsring would be Chucky.

I am disappointed it's not Carrot Top, though. That would have been hilarious.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (M2x4y)

159 Just watching Fox ... for no reason at all. Megyn Kelly doesn't know the word "hoosegow" for jail. ANd she seems proud of it - "I didn't study criminal law." Hey, Megs, they don't teach taht in criminal law. I don't understand people who like her. She's semi-cute, but not enough to cover for her idiocy and many leftist stands. Every time I turn on Fox for a few minutes (and I have done it rarly in the past 2 years) I am reminded why I stopped watching them. Back to Fox Business ... though they suck, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (X3lox)

160 *storms Irish embassy*

Posted by: slatz at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (mE0Rl)

161 The fucking Joker LIVES!

Posted by: Exile at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (GGCsk)

162 Bless her heart.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (X3HmM)

163 Shouldn't Bruce Campbell be kicking that thing's ass right now?

Posted by: B at September 20, 2012 10:59 AM (11H3F)

164 There was a time, back in the long long ago, when she had a small but memorable role in "Shakes the Clown" that Kathy Griffin was pretty cute.  That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Rod Munsch at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (2aB+q)

165 I can't imagine what kind of bet the dude that she's with must have lost. Maybe he's in a real life version of Bedazzled and he told the devil he wanted to score with a Hollywood celebrity.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (nZvGM)

166
Lizzy @ 81:

What, no bikini shots available? Her cellulite is flab-u-lous!

FIFY

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (L7hol)

167 Between this picture and the shot of DWS with the writing on her hands, I may not eat for a week. I hate you a little bit right now, Ace.

Posted by: mofo at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (6V1UP)

168 Yeah, I've got nothing.

Posted by: Viagra at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (mjR67)

169 And then at 2:39pm on Sept 20, 2012, Ace's page views cratered......

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (KjlbF)

170 Good Lord Ace.  Why the punishment? 

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (O/fK8)

171

:holding hands to forehead:

Make.

Myself.

Well.

 

 

 

Posted by: Rocky Dennis at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (YmPwQ)

172 You should all be ashamed of yourselves.  True beatuy comes from within and Ms. Griffin has inner beatuy.  She is a staunch suppoerter of our first post multi-racial president and hates the evil bitch Sara Palin.  She has also donated $50 to the Brattlesboro Woman's Community Clinic.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattlesboro, VT at September 20, 2012 11:00 AM (/YJYi)

173 What wrong with your  faaaaaaaace!!!

Posted by: Invictus at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (OQpzc)

174 They're in an amateur porn video. Search "skinny old redhead." She's wearing that same shirt.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (KDgZc)

175 We  need laws preventing those kind of pictures above the fold.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (4cRnj)

176 I was still trying to recover from the 400 lb. Jessica Simpson weight watchers commercial on tv last night and you post this. Boner on hiatus dude.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (+lsX1)

177 Wait...you need to juxtapose that next to Jim Messina's shot from yesterday.

Posted by: Exile at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (GGCsk)

178 She evidently eviscerated poor ol' See-Threepio back there. Just his guts hanging out and a shoulder left of the poor poncy bastid. She Killed Threepio! Actually, now that I think of it, I wonder what she'd look like casting lightning and saying "Strike me down, Skywalker!" (see, she looks like the Sith Emperor there. From Star Wars and shit. ) (he's really fuckin' ugly and old and shit). (so is she)

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (T+lH2)

179 Hey Levi how goes the custody battle? 

All Bristol's lawyer now has to do in court is show that picture and say, "Your Honor, Levi Jonson banged that." 

The gavel will bang so fast as the judge screams "Case dismissed!!" before they run out the courtroom to hurl in a waste basket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:01 AM (HXcdb)

180 Good God man, ya coulda put that below the fold.  Or better yet, just posted a link.  That's gonna haunt me the rest of the afternoon now, while I'm out fishing.

Posted by: JMKN1 at September 20, 2012 11:02 AM (JMKN1)

181 Go to Hollywood, they said.

Bang a few starlets, they said.

Posted by: Levi Johnston at September 20, 2012 11:02 AM (znT2j)

182 I cannot think of anything containing evil of that purity and scale...it's just....damn...

Posted by: model_1066 at September 20, 2012 11:02 AM (yYKoR)

183 No one feed her bath salts is all I'm saying

Posted by: Nora at September 20, 2012 11:02 AM (RGgMp)

184 Good Lord Ace. Why the punishment? Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2012 03:00 PM (O/fK Because he quit yankin' his crank and wants to spread the misery.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (GDBxB)

185 Kathy Griffin is Lady Elaine Fairchild?

Posted by: galosgann at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (T3KlW)

186 175 What wrong withyour faaaaaaaace!!!

Posted by: Invictus at September 20, 2012 03:01 PM (OQpzc)



For realz Ace you should add this video below the pic.



http://tinyurl.com/8enx32j

Posted by: Adam at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (/YJYi)

187

131 -

 

Her boytoy is cute, what did it take for him to boink her...

 

Too many beers?

 

four brown bags?

 

Lots of money?

 

How on earth did he do it? I'm thinking he's just her beard.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (jm/9g)

188 No. I'm not pregnant.

Posted by: Fatty GaGa at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (54vf8)

189

As Woody Allen said, not even if it would help the space program....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (kdS6q)

190 I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Time Travelling Flaneur at September 20, 2012 11:03 AM (ay6+/)

191 She looks like something white found dead in a stream, from the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 11:04 AM (AZGON)

192 She is more butch than Carrot Top.
---
Before or after his steroid addiction?

Posted by: CUS at September 20, 2012 11:04 AM (84pE9)

193

Ace is getting all Santorum-like in his anti-fapping crusade.

Or maybe like Christine O'Donnell.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 11:04 AM (YmPwQ)

194 Sacred honor compels me to say I wouldn't hit that, not even with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Will Folks at September 20, 2012 11:04 AM (B/VB5)

195 I think it's funny how Jessica Simpson had a baby, went on a diet, and turned into Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 20, 2012 11:04 AM (jUytm)

196 That's Kathy Griffin?!  Holeeeeee crap.  That's some serious UGH!

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (X6akg)

197

165 -

 

"You found me beautiful once."

 

"Honey, you got reeeeeeal ugly." 

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (TOk1P)

198 I'll be back when this disaster blows over.

Posted by: Vegan in a Prius at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (3EB+F)

199

Also, 51 year old woman, 33 year old boyfriend.

She's paying for it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (kdS6q)

200 I googled, and what's odd is she has some decent cleavage in some pictures.

What they can do with bras these days.

Well, if I was Kathy Griffin, I'd see if I could get some court to impound these. They're far more humiliating than any nude shots of Kate Middleton.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (M2x4y)

201 You are an evil, evil man, Ace. lol

Posted by: Drew Z at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (CjqKt)

202 Note to self : Ace hates us.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (4cRnj)

203 On the bright side, we now know how to cure Islamic over-population.  Post that picture all over the Middle East and Europe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (HXcdb)

204

Because he quit yankin' his crank and wants to spread the misery.

 

No wonder donations are down.  Jeebus.  Talk about gettin beat with the ugly stick.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (O/fK8)

205 Please, don't cry for me.  Death is a natural part of living.  It's just my time, and I've lived a good life with no regrets.

Posted by: My dick at September 20, 2012 11:05 AM (SY2Kh)

206
Because he quit yankin' his crank and wants to spread the misery.

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 03:03 PM (GDBxB)

So, by stopping yankin' his crank, he's become a socialist.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at September 20, 2012 11:06 AM (mcWHD)

207 You're a dick, Ace.  I never had ED before.

It's now chronic.  I never want to have sex again.  Might as well kick evp-ette (and my johnson) to the curb ... they're both useless to me now.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at September 20, 2012 11:06 AM (GRvW4)

208 ...and people around Weybosset Point saw a great white thing plunging frantically along the badly cleared space in front of the Turk's Head. There was a baying of dogs in the distance, but this subsided as soon as the clamour of the awakened town became audible. Parties of men with lanterns and muskets hurried out to see what was happening, but nothing rewarded their search. --"The Case of Charles Dexter Ward," H P Lovecraft

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 11:06 AM (AZGON)

209

187 -

lol

 

search: Kathy Griffin and Martin Short, separated at birth

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (jm/9g)

210 > I just threw up in my mouth a little.

A little?

I'll never be able to sleep with the light out again.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (M2x4y)

211 It's like looking into the eyes of satan incarnate.  Makes me want to go back to sleep for, like.........forever.

Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (+nn53)

212

Oh, JESUS!

 

*falls backward out of chair*

 

G-dDAMMIT, ace,    you've got to WARN a body before posting a picture like that.   I've seen more flatting photographs of Helen Thomas!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (4df7R)

213 Who the hell is Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (XvHmy)

214 They're far more humiliating than any nude shots If anyone posts nudes of Griffin here, I'm sending mu.nu a case of Stuxnet.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (AZGON)

215 Keep your shirt on Keep your shirt on Keep your shirt on Keep your shirt on Oh God don't take your shirt off Oh God don't take your shirt off Oh God don't take your shirt off Oh God don't take your shirt off Oh no oh no oh no AIEEE MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Males of All Animal Species And Many Of The Smarter Birds and Fish at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (DLu2s)

216 No wonder donations are down. Jeebus. Talk about gettin beat with the ugly stick.

Posted by: Infidel at September 20, 2012 03:05 PM (O/fK


Try the whole ugly forest. Or biosphere. Fuck, I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 20, 2012 11:07 AM (yYKoR)

217 That's a double coyote.

When you wake up the next morning and find her(?) sleeping on your arm, you gnaw off your arm instead of waking her up. When you get to the street, you gnaw off the other one... cause you know she's gonna be looking for a one armed man!

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2012 11:08 AM (JI+T4)

218 This sets the "Gingers Have Souls" movement back by decades.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at September 20, 2012 02:42 PM (Hj9yW)

 

Whoa whoa whoa, who's been saying we have souls?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 11:08 AM (4df7R)

219 That picture just made my dick throw up.

Posted by: MrCaniac, day 18 of no internet Pron at September 20, 2012 11:08 AM (Zd/NW)

220 brb, gonna jump over to the goat.se site for a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2012 11:08 AM (VndSC)

221 If anyone posts nudes of Griffin here, I'm sending mu.nu a case of Stuxnet.

Dare accepted.

http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kathy_griffin_nude_2.jpg

Posted by: Joe Wilson at September 20, 2012 11:08 AM (mcWHD)

222 Isn't that the dust jacket photo on the back of the Necronomicon...?

Posted by: B at September 20, 2012 11:09 AM (11H3F)

223 Man that's one butt-ugly crazy lefty bitch!

Posted by: Amy Carter at September 20, 2012 11:09 AM (DLu2s)

224 Now THAT is the ginger that the horde deserves!! Valu-Rit here I come!!

Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2012 11:09 AM (fWAjv)

225 Whoa whoa whoa, who's been saying we have souls?

What?  MWR's a ginger?!?!

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 11:09 AM (GQ8sn)

226

I thought it was Norman Bates mom.  Same hairdo, etc.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 20, 2012 11:09 AM (VLifP)

227

Damn it, Ace!

Posted by: Jaws at September 20, 2012 11:10 AM (4I3Uo)

228 Now for the "coup de grâce": Post a DWS pic.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 20, 2012 11:10 AM (KvKOu)

229 I want to nut on....aw hell no.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's fading libido at September 20, 2012 11:10 AM (3niml)

230

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 03:05 PM (HXcdb)

 

Hmmmm.... so now we know why they LIKE the Bhurka?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2012 11:10 AM (lZBBB)

231 I'm thinkin' he owes us big time for this one. Big. Time.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2012 11:11 AM (/BwGa)

232 NFL game tonight...I need a Dave from Texas cheerleader pict stat! I like Ace better when he is not the Master of his Domain. Who's read Neil Stevenson's Cryptonomicon? A young, brilliant engineer graphs his productivity vs. his frequency of...well, read the book.

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 20, 2012 11:11 AM (ZG8Ti)

233

223 -

Holy crap, Zombie Ted Kennedy has better tits. Even Griffin's boytoy has better tatas. Seriously, wtf?

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2012 11:11 AM (jm/9g)

234 "Where shall we find her? how shall we sing to her,
Fold our hands round her knees, and cling?
O that man's heart were as fire and could spring to her,
Oh my ever loving Saviour! My eyes burn like fire!
For she hath a gaze only Mephistopheles could adore,
For it reeked of evilness as doth her visage."
When Swinburne Dated Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:12 AM (HXcdb)

235 I'd hit it. It'd be a pleasure!

Posted by: 20 pound bag of Durabond 45 at September 20, 2012 11:12 AM (DLu2s)

236 Now THAT is the ginger that the horde deserves!! Valu-Rit here I come!! Posted by: RWC at September 20, 2012 03:09 PM (fWAjv) Good thing I'm already lubed up. Wait, I mean drinking! I MEAN DRINKING!!!

Posted by: ErikW at September 20, 2012 11:12 AM (GDBxB)

237 http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kathy_griffin_nude_2.jpg GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! That guy has some awful man boobs.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 11:12 AM (AZGON)

238 next he'll be posting that pic showing how fat lady ga ga ga ga got

Posted by: pray for peace at September 20, 2012 11:13 AM (oZfic)

239 What? MWR's a ginger?!?!

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 03:09 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Am I not vicious enough?  Shoot.  I've been working on it!   I really have!

 

It's probably more appropriate to say I'm very dark auburn shading to copper.  But in the sun, yeah.   tis ginger.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at September 20, 2012 11:13 AM (4df7R)

240 Romeo13 I think only a lead-lined burka would be enough to contain Kathy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:14 AM (HXcdb)

241 She's worse than that chick in the bath tub.

Posted by: Jack Torrance, caretaker at September 20, 2012 11:14 AM (M2x4y)

242 http://eyebleach.com/

Posted by: You're welcome at September 20, 2012 11:15 AM (2jQGY)

243 Ah, I've seen worse than that at Wal-Mart every weekend.  The head-on shot is horrible, but the other pics of her in T-shirt and shorts aren't bad.  Not glamorous, but not bad.

I prefer the made-up, glamorized version.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (exvgC)

244 She doesn't need a burka. She needs a steel building...

Posted by: B at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (11H3F)

245 I don't know.  I think the new Lady Gaga looks divine.  Well, actually she looks like "Divine".  Any chance John Waters will use Lady Gaga in a remake of "Female Trouble"?

Posted by: OCBill at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (YJvVE)

246 Where are Agents K and J with their Nueralizers when we really really need them?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (HXcdb)

247 Please, Ace.  Post a pic of  Pelosi in a  teddy.  If you're trying to kill us, make it quick.

Posted by: Soona at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (+nn53)

248
George Orwell @ 239:

GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Check out the flab hanging from her left fore-limb. I bet she can glide short distances with those flaps.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (L7hol)

249  I  felt  a  great  disturbance  in  the  Force,  as  if  millions  of  boners  suddenly  cried  out  in  terror  and  were  suddenly  silenced.  I  fear  something  terrible  has  happened.

Posted by: Obi-wan at September 20, 2012 11:16 AM (6BgmB)

250 The only cure is fire...and lots of it.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 20, 2012 11:17 AM (yYKoR)

251 I've been looking for a lead in my latest project.

It's a remake of "The Hideous Sun Demon."

Posted by: Roger Corman at September 20, 2012 11:17 AM (M2x4y)

252 Kathy Griffin in a remake of Little Pet Shop of Horrors.  As the monster.  "Feed me Levi!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:19 AM (HXcdb)

253 Please make a flash of this where it zooms in.

Posted by: arminius at September 20, 2012 11:19 AM (cDnhR)

254 Check out the flab hanging from her left fore-limb. I bet she can glide short distances with those flaps. She appears to have retractable talons but no prehensile tail. Is she oviparous, or does she lay an egg case?

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 11:19 AM (AZGON)

255 140 Mallamutt: Here is a horrible picture of Kathy Griffin....it stays up on every thread until I have hit my daily pay-pal quota. You are pure evil.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (GFM2b)

256 #256, she is no Dejah Thoris...  she just lays eggs - on the stage, on camera, on Levi's face...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (HXcdb)

257 *pukes*

I missed this story, why the hell did I scroll down?!!?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (xAtAj)

258 I knew I should pay my guests, rather than expecting them to be satisfied with commemorative tee shirts.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (M2x4y)

259 Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who wanted to go to Hollywood to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff." On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a Kathy Griffin , with dead eyes like those a a zombie pig, and a nose as long as a poker. So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge. "Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge. "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared Kathy Griffin. "Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to Hollywood to make myself fat like Lady GaGa," said the billy goat, with such a small voice. "Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said Kathy Griffin. And up she hopped. Hip. Hop. To the top of the bridge. "Oh Dear God!" screamed the billy goat "What the hell is that? My eyes....My eyes!!!!!" And with that the smallest Billy Goat Gruff melted into a puddle of goo.

Posted by: The Three Billy Goats Gruff in Hollywood at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (54vf8)

260 MWR- Don't tell me you have green eyes. Please, just don't tell me you have green eyes.

Posted by: teej at September 20, 2012 11:20 AM (+jNI+)

261 What the hell is that?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2012 11:21 AM (P7hip)

262 I have a feeling the "unknown comic" will be making a comeback

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 20, 2012 11:21 AM (SkyIE)

263 The horror...the horror.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 20, 2012 11:21 AM (M2x4y)

264 Just ewww.  Old bitch who never was funny or attractive.

Posted by: I am a bitter clinger at September 20, 2012 11:23 AM (y12hg)

265 I'd hit it...with a ton of bricks.

Posted by: Exile at September 20, 2012 11:23 AM (GGCsk)

266 Physicists have determined that even neutrinos cannot pass through her. This is because they prefer to go around.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 11:23 AM (AZGON)

267 Thank G-d for a new thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 20, 2012 11:24 AM (HXcdb)

268 MWR- Don't tell me you have green eyes. Please, just don't tell me you have green eyes.

And freckles.

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

269 Dude, we needed this thread. Laughter is the best medicine....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 20, 2012 11:24 AM (YmPwQ)

270 I didn't know that Ace hated us this much

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2012 11:28 AM (1Jaio)

271 Is it possible to Banhammer ace?

Posted by: EC at September 20, 2012 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

272  236   "Where shall we find her? how shall we sing to her . . ."
 -- When Swinburne Dated Kathy Griffin 
*
*
And after they broke up, he scribbled:

"Fruits fail and love dies and time ranges;
Thou art fed with perpetual breath,
And alive after infinite changes,
And fresh from the kisses of death;
Of languors rekindled and rallied,
Of barren delights and unclean,
Things monstrous and fruitless, a pallid
               And poisonous queen."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2012 11:30 AM (exvgC)

273

I think it's called Ginger Aging.

 

Wait.. which one is it anyway? Oh my god, they're the same person aren't they? I didn't know.

Posted by: entropy at September 20, 2012 11:31 AM (TULs6)

274

I just threw up in my mouth...  Stop it, Ace.  Just stop.

Posted by: Manolo at September 20, 2012 11:31 AM (L9Mr/)

275 She's hawt!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 20, 2012 11:32 AM (mQMnK)

276  107  If you put Sofia Vergara next to Kathy Griffin it would create an electric current.
*
*
My candidate for thread winner . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2012 11:32 AM (exvgC)

277 God told us that he would not be mocked. Pay back is a beotch.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 20, 2012 11:33 AM (UzWTF)

278 Someone has been hitting the Joker Venom.

Posted by: Harrison J. Bounel at September 20, 2012 11:34 AM (WMeMr)

279 The perfect look to hand out candy on the last night of October.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 20, 2012 11:36 AM (U+DUu)

280 The hills have eyes.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 20, 2012 11:38 AM (AZGON)

281 Kathy - your "boyfriend" is another Tom Arnold - once he makes some connections and gets a few gigs - he will get a real girlfriend.....

Posted by: izoneguy at September 20, 2012 11:38 AM (oKH8p)

282

"Who the hell is Kathy Griffin?"

 

Apparently the unholy result of a union between Satan and Jim Messina.

Posted by: Mikey NTH thinking James Buchanan is much happier now at September 20, 2012 11:39 AM (hLRSq)

283 Thank you for this post, Ace. It has been a real wake-up call, and I've decided to become a conservative.

Before it's too late.

Posted by: Scarlett Johannson at September 20, 2012 11:41 AM (M2x4y)

284 Sometimes I scan the Daily Mail's bazillion "celebrity" stories so that you don't have to. Forgiveness will be a long time in coming. Just because you are master of your domain doesn't mean that you should expose the rest of us to the seamy underbelly of. . . seamy underbellies. You owe us one VERY HOT cheerleader tomorrow. Plus some scotch to burn this image out of my retinal cortex.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 20, 2012 11:43 AM (DOEXI)

285 My eyes!!

Posted by: zeeman at September 20, 2012 11:46 AM (GHdkK)

286 The only 'woman" that makes Chelsea Clinton look good by comparison.  No amount of liquor would make either of them tapable.  Just imagining it gives me an inzie.

Posted by: TrueNorthist at September 20, 2012 11:50 AM (3Aixx)

287 She doesn't need a burka. She needs a steel building... She'd look better in an Iron Maiden.

Posted by: toby928© at September 20, 2012 11:55 AM (evdj2)

288 Is this the replacement for the flaming skull? You know how they say God loves all of his children. I think this is an exception* *She might not be one of his children, so even God has an out.

Posted by: blindside at September 20, 2012 12:01 PM (x7g7t)

289 As much as I have a weakness for red heads you couldn't pay me enough money to poke her. That picture is disturbing in more than one way.

Posted by: Gmac at September 20, 2012 12:02 PM (IanLz)

290 Why the milk mustache? Flawless complexion? And was the writer hard up for a word count or something? Sure spent a boatload of time describing her grey shorts and white socks. Does ANY of this really qualify as a news item?

Posted by: Lisl at September 20, 2012 12:02 PM (Ip7d8)

291 Not with a stolen dick, baby.

Posted by: houndofdoom at September 20, 2012 12:03 PM (KhioZ)

292 This proves conclusively that Levi Johnson is a complete idiot.

Posted by: houndofdoom at September 20, 2012 12:04 PM (KhioZ)

293

Joan Rivers hardest hit.

Posted by: 66chevelle at September 20, 2012 12:04 PM (QjSgY)

294 Groce

Posted by: Derpman at September 20, 2012 12:06 PM (r77Xb)

295 I saw that. I can't unsee it.

Posted by: wahiggle at September 20, 2012 12:09 PM (QXiRr)

296 Now, that is "Funhouse Ugly."

Steven King's scariest clowns have nothing on Kathie Griffin....

Posted by: Sam Adams at September 20, 2012 12:17 PM (zcDv+)

297 Ace You're hilarious.

Posted by: Fresh at September 20, 2012 12:18 PM (O7ksG)

298 That makes my eyes burn. And when I say "burn" I mean "smoke, bubble, melt and run down my face".

Posted by: Rich Fader at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (eFAne)

299 Carrot Top called again.  He still wants his foreskin back.

Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (uRFJj)

300 Weapons grade FUGLY.

Also likely the inspiration for that Mooslamic fashion favorite, the Burka.

Posted by: VelvetElvis at September 20, 2012 12:20 PM (hleDf)

301 She looks like one of the dwarves from the Hobbit trailer...put that pic up around the house to remain master of your domain.

Posted by: Walknot at September 20, 2012 12:22 PM (vo2je)

302

Looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice-pick.

Posted by: mrt721 at September 20, 2012 12:40 PM (aTlba)

303 That pic is such a boner killer, my dick needs CPR.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 20, 2012 12:54 PM (OoFGO)

304 tHerE gOews AnUthur keYbOard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: KeyboardBarf at September 20, 2012 12:56 PM (f/qE7)

305 I'm way too short.

Posted by: ten foot pole at September 20, 2012 12:59 PM (3NXMO)

306 Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

http://bit.ly/MG752Z

Posted by: Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr. at September 20, 2012 01:07 PM (lhX9P)

307 If BDS had a surgeon general warning label, this would be the accompanying photograph. 

Posted by: Nathan G at September 20, 2012 01:09 PM (lhX9P)

308 whats the deal with her upper lip?

Posted by: Thunderb at September 20, 2012 01:36 PM (Dnbau)

309 There is a whole segment of the web dedicated to showing women with and without clothes.... in mean.... without make-up.

Posted by: sTevo at September 20, 2012 01:58 PM (VMcEw)

310 I mean...how mad at his dick is this fuckin kid?

Posted by: LtT26 at September 20, 2012 02:39 PM (gSQbK)

311 We've all fucked uglier women than that--you guys just won't admit it.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at September 20, 2012 02:45 PM (IoNBC)

312 Cruel farking bastard to post that where innocent lurkers can just stumble across it.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at September 20, 2012 03:00 PM (PiTBB)

313 Richard Lewis is funnier, and prettier.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 20, 2012 04:51 PM (1FOy5)

314 "Oh wait that's Kathy Griffin."

It kinda looks like it needs a shave.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 20, 2012 05:47 PM (tNO27)

315 I hope you weren't looking for fapping material, Ace, and this was the best you could come up with.

Posted by: RE at September 20, 2012 07:54 PM (QTVh2)

316 One of the most frightening things  I've ever seen. 

Posted by: Gem at September 21, 2012 03:31 AM (zw+pb)

317 The last time I saw skin stretched that tight...it was on a snare drum.

Posted by: atwoodsux at September 21, 2012 09:09 AM (1KmAo)

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