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October 29, 2012

Dude's Freaking Me Out
— Ace

A guy in DC tweeted that a news crew was down on his street, covering the hurricane. He tweeted (paraphrased) "Hey maybe I'll put on a horsehead mask and swimming trunks and run out in the rain and see if I can get on TV."

It would just be a typical dumb Twitter nonsequitor except he did it.

Here's the guy back at home, reviewing his "victory." This is where he begins to play games with my mind:

Creepy, right?

So many questions. So many questions I don't want to ask.

Stunt aside, I hope everyone in the storm's path has relocated to higher ground. It's looking grim.

Via Curbed, thanks to The Lopper.

Unrelated, But Also Strange: A woman claims she was "raised by monkeys" and then later caught by hunters sold into sexual slavery in Cucuta (a Columbian city), only to be saved by a family which adopted her.

I don't think I buy this at all but "raised by monkeys" gets an automatic link.

An extraordinary story slowly emerged: Marina had been abducted as a small child, then abandoned in the jungle where she lived alongside colonies of monkeys, foraging for food and sheltering in trees.
Even after she was found by hunters and brought into CÃºcuta, her ordeal continued. She initially lived rough in a park with other homeless children. She was then taken in by an abusive family who treated her like a slave.
But her odyssey did not end with her adoption by NancyÂ’s family. For the little girl up the mango tree is now Marina Chapman, a Yorkshire housewife, married to a church organist, mother and grandmother, volunteer and enthusiastic cook of South American cuisine.

Posted by: Ace at 10:45 AM | Comments (302)
Post contains 290 words, total size 2 kb.

And just before don'ing the Head.... he said...

'Here, hold my beer'....

Posted by: Darwin Award Stylebook at October 29, 2012 10:47 AM (lZBBB)

2 The wind is starting to pick up here in Bergen County and when it really gusts it sounds like a train going by. There are so many power lines going thru trees here that I don't have a prayer.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 10:47 AM (j1gX1)

3 Those silly Congressmen!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2012 10:47 AM (BuSM8)

ah, A "Friend" we get it, like a Friend when you ask for advice and you say "I have a friend that..."

That kind of Friend?

Posted by: USMC8541 at October 29, 2012 10:48 AM (sGtp+)

5 ace where are you hiding out?? Stay safe!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 29, 2012 10:48 AM (pLTLS)

6 Dad? Is that you?

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2012 10:48 AM (84pE9)

That's a real alpha male right there.

Ladies, better get him before he blows away......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 29, 2012 10:48 AM (P6H+d)

8 Prepare for the smackdown by Meatwhistle.

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2012 10:49 AM (z9HTb)

9 In the future everyone will be famous for 15 ~~minutes~~ seconds.

F'ING INFLATION!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 29, 2012 10:49 AM (DKxu1)

10 Ah jeez, dummass is a fudge Packer fan.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2012 10:50 AM (84pE9)

11 Glorious.

Then again so is the image gallery for the horse head: http://tinyurl.com/8g56jmy

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at October 29, 2012 10:50 AM (PeB4U)

12 "I hope everyone in the storm's path has relocated to higher ground. It's looking grim." - Ace

East Coast Pussy.

Posted by: Media Meatgrinder at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (z3Lez)

13 It's unbelievably grim here in SW Conn. There's lots of LIGHT RAIN. Sometimes there are even GUSTS OF WIND. And there are weather anchors running around on piers looking quite deranged.

Posted by: Cricket at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (DrC22)

14 Crane collapse in Midtown. Looks like and erection in need of Viagra?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (j1gX1)

15 So this guy is a reverse-centaur?

Posted by: EC at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (GQ8sn)

16 brony?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Wearing her GIANTS jersey,team dagny at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (Ho2rs)

17 Doesn't everyone just have a horse's head lying around?

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 10:51 AM (X6akg)

18 This guy deserves his own wing in the Ace of Spades Moron Hall of Fame. Just sayin'...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (kbOju)

19 The horse's head mask is a quality product. Check out the reviews on Amazon.

http://tinyurl.com/9sjb66u

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (QKKT0)

20 It's unbelievably grim here in SW Conn. There's lots of LIGHT RAIN. Sometimes there are even GUSTS OF WIND. And there are weather anchors running around on piers looking quite deranged. Posted by: Cricket at October 29, 2012 02:51 PM (DrC22) I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (j1gX1)

21 Doesn't everyone just have a horse's head lying around?
---
I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (84pE9)

22 Just horsin' around!

Posted by: Dang© at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (R18D0)

23 He built that!!!!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (GvYeG)

24 Looks more like a horse with an albino human body suit on?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (VLifP)

25 Wow. It's amazing what people do for their 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (UK9cE)

26 My secretary and my brother appeared at the door to my office, wondering why I was laughing so hard.

Tellin' you what, that's comedy gold right there.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2012 10:52 AM (CoeMR)

27 Sarah Jessica Parker sure is flat chested.

Posted by: Witchfinder at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (pLTLS)

28 One, it's not a horse head, it's an ass. Two, I don't think they are the same head. Three, how come when some moron in the UK did this and got caught on google street views, everyone thought it was "art"?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (Lom3Z)

Who freed the new Biden MkII?

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (QSHbO)

30 OK, which one of you morons was this?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (RJ+Yj)

31 Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't find this funny at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (QKKT0)

@21 "I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT?"

You mean Rhode Island?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (+inic)

33 I just had to get out of there.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (QKKT0)

34 Doesn't he realize SJP lives in NYC?

Posted by: Foxhunter at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (uEm7J)

35 He made out. His buddy drew the short straw and has the mask of the other end of the horse.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2012 10:53 AM (VndSC)

36 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 29, 2012 10:54 AM (8y9MW)

37 30 I'm in Texas, it would be a coyote head courtesy of Rick Perry.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 29, 2012 10:54 AM (GvYeG)

38 That's hot.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 29, 2012 10:54 AM (jKE+Z)

39 I guess we can be thankful he didn't do the Gangnam Style dance.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 29, 2012 10:54 AM (ZhNCB)

40 "I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT?" You mean Rhode Island? Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 29, 2012 02:53 PM (+inic) I bet they are getting pounded also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 10:54 AM (j1gX1)

41 He was supposed to deliver the horsehead, not wear it!

Posted by: Reichfurher Axelrod at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (xtvQl)

42 Boy, you know Hurricane FrankenHype is brutal when you have half-naked unemployed Obama supporters running out in the streets in Horse Masks.

I think he needs a bayonet up his ass to bring this whole 'horses and bayonet' meme full circle.....

Posted by: Media Meatgrinder at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (z3Lez)

43 OK, ace, why is this guy on your twitter feed.

Something about this doesn't sound right. Why does anyone have a horse mask?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (wR+pz)

44 Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Posted by: Khartoum at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (QKKT0)

45 From the comments on Amazon
---
I absolutely loved this! Last year I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together.

Posted by: CUS at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (84pE9)

46 BLS staffer just found out he doesn't have to get his homework done by Friday.

Posted by: DumboTheAvenger at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (XrGnJ)

47 Probably a staffer in Harry Reid's office. He stole the head from Raum Emmanuel.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 29, 2012 10:55 AM (b4W5O)

48 Hey Sarah, why so long in the face?

Posted by: Obi Wan Cannoli at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (f95vc)

Doesn't everyone just have a horse's head lying around?

Not voluntarily, but yeah.

Posted by: Jack Woltz at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (BrQrN)

50 Once had to sit out a hurricane--90 mile an hour winds. Couldn't out talk a dumb macho Navy guy into Evacing--and since it was joint--it turned into a macho man contest. by the time I had some of the smarter folks --AF--talked into evac --the highways were clogged up. Never again. 90 miles an hour is my limit. Dude.

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (r2PLg)

51 If you look at the top pic , you would think his name is Sandy
" Tracking Sandy "

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (XIsD/)

52 27 Sarah Jessica Parker sure is flat chested. --- HEY

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (kzejo)

53 The upper body of today's 19 year olds. <sigh>

Posted by: DumboTheAvenger at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (XrGnJ)

54 Lots more subtle than the guy in the bear suit that appeared during hurricane Ike a few years ago.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (hAr+v)

55 Man, the tv really does add 20 lbs.

Posted by: Dang© at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (R18D0)

56 old meme is old

"____ meme is _____" meme is old

Posted by: The Dude at October 29, 2012 10:56 AM (tw6Ar)

57
A group of monkeys lifted me up once too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (PHb2k)

58 '4 ah, A "Friend" we get it, like a Friend when you ask for advice and you say "I have a friend that..." ' Yup. "A friend of mine has sores and a discharge from his, um, thing. That's nothing, right, doctor?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (kUnhC)

59 Best line to use tonight... "Tonight may be our last night on earth and I don't want to die a virgin."

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (BAS5M)

60 I love how the media always gives themselves these names, e. g., Storm Team.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (Lom3Z)

61 Actually I leave room for error--if they are predicting 85 --I'm out!

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (r2PLg)

62 Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (z3Lez)

63 SJP Blast: http://youtu.be/Q4-KMiEnUE0

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (jKE+Z)

64 53 The upper body of today's 19 year olds. <sigh>

Posted by: DumboTheAvenger at October 29, 2012 02:56 PM (XrGnJ)

No, kidding.

Dude, a few pushups wouldn't kill ya.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (X6akg)

Don't make fun of my monkey.

However, you may touch it.

Posted by: Dieter on Sprockets at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (VndSC)

66 Not really what I had in mind, consigliere.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at October 29, 2012 10:57 AM (w+lzM)

67 >>>59 Best line to use tonight..."Tonight may be our last night on earth and I don't want to die a virgin." Posted by: Count de Monet And the chick says: It's still afternoon. How about I kill ya now?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (Lom3Z)

68 @19

Holy shit you can buy a unicorn AND a squirrel mask.

This could make AoSHQ meet ups pretty strange.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (wR+pz)

69
Wait that's a different mask, we have a cheater.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (PHb2k)

70 Best line to use tonight..."Tonight may be our last night on earth and I don't want to die a virgin." Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2012 02:57 PM (BAS5M) I'm stuck at home with my wife, 2 daughters, and 3 male cats. That's ain't working for me!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (j1gX1)

71 "Dad, is that you?"

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (kUnhC)

72 Winning!

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 29, 2012 10:58 AM (zLp5I)

73 27 Sarah Jessica Parker sure is flat chested.

Win.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at October 29, 2012 10:59 AM (PeB4U)

74 It's just Horse-boy on vacation from England. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10401345

Posted by: dej at October 29, 2012 10:59 AM (0gb+u)

75 What the hell is this thing at?

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 10:59 AM (r2PLg)

76 It's unbelievably grim here in SW Conn. There's lots of LIGHT RAIN. Sometimes there are even GUSTS OF WIND. And there are weather anchors running around on piers looking quite deranged. Posted by: Cricket at October 29, 2012 02:51 PM

In Eastern MA, the wind is blowin' like crazy, but there's not much rain. Everything is shut down locally -- except the convenience stores, a candy store and a couple tourist shops -- and we've been advised to prepare for TEH DOOOOOM.

But we saw worse waves last year during Irene.

The newspeeps are hyping this the way NBC does Choom Boy. It's the worst storm in the history of the universe!!11!! ZOMG!!11!!

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at October 29, 2012 10:59 AM (ZgX/g)

77 If I were that gal, I'd be afraid of the monkeys wanting to have hot monkey sex with me. Did she talk about that? You think monkeys give you food and shelter for nothing?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 10:59 AM (Lom3Z)

78 That was just John Elway celebrating the Broncos win.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2012 11:00 AM (jKE+Z)

79 "A guy in DC tweeted..."

Yeah Ace. "A guy"

Not you of course. But rather "a guy"......

Posted by: Media Meatgrinder at October 29, 2012 11:00 AM (z3Lez)

80 64 No, kidding. Dude, a few pushups wouldn't kill ya. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 02:57 PM (X6akg) But that would take precious time away from playing Xbox.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at October 29, 2012 11:00 AM (ZhNCB)

81 It's getting nasty in NEPA. I'm on high ground....so flooding won't be a huge issue to contend with, but the wind is already making my house rattle.

At least I'm not near the coast!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 29, 2012 11:01 AM (L7hol)

82 I thought Joe Biden was in Pennsylvania today?

Posted by: edj at October 29, 2012 11:01 AM (+QKfp)

83 Forget it Ace, It's the district of columbia.

Posted by: Bad Chinatown reference at October 29, 2012 11:02 AM (zLp5I)

84 Ace,

It's spelled "Colombian".

Posted by: EC at October 29, 2012 11:02 AM (GQ8sn)

My GF had jury duty today, but she didn't get picked and was released a while ago. She went to the gym, swam & showered and now is on her way over for a little intimate hurricane party. I hope the power does go off.

In SE Texas. lol

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2012 11:02 AM (BAS5M)

Greg is now furiously reading up on the finer and more intimate points of Equine Essence Collection in hopes of a meat-up.

Posted by: Jaws at October 29, 2012 11:02 AM (4I3Uo)

87 64 Dude, a few pushups wouldn't kill ya. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 02:57 PM (X6akg)

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Horsey Boy at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (z3Lez)

88

Lampwick!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (kdS6q)

89 Thank God President Obama lowered the oceans so this storm will not hurt us.

Posted by: MSM Spin doctors at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (wR+pz)

90

There's nothing funny about horse heads, especially bloody ones.

Posted by: Jack Woltz, MGM at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (lDWQr)

91 monkeys? what did I say about those infernal monkeys??

Posted by: soothie at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (KeJAW)

92 Did you guys see the link at Curbed with the nude nyc photographer? God. DAYAM!

Posted by: Dude, where's my Nobel Prize? at October 29, 2012 11:03 AM (VuyjF)

93 O/T: Note to Corporate staff- when you have a conference call to say "all is well," no one is going to believe you. Especially when what you're telling them is that another company purchasing their employer is somehow not going to have their own IT solutions and requirements.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 29, 2012 11:04 AM (8y9MW)

94 These are truly the End Times.

Posted by: Channel 8 Doppler HurriTracker StormTeam 2012 at October 29, 2012 11:05 AM (+lsX1)

95 It only counts if you're hung like one.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at October 29, 2012 11:05 AM (2oNjs)

96 We no longer need horsesˢˢˢˢ in the USˢˢˢˢ military so we let them graze the streetsˢˢˢˢ.

Posted by: Pres. TFG [/i] [/b] at October 29, 2012 11:05 AM (DKxu1)

97 ace, if you lose power and have to rely on your laptop battery, which do you cut out to conserve power?

1. blogging
2. twitter
3. online pr0n

Or, do you have backup such as;

1. generator
2. car charger
3. hobo treadmill

Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2012 11:05 AM (wwsoB)

98 It's sort of like the dude in The Tempest.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:05 AM (Lom3Z)

99 87 Dude.

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 29, 2012 11:06 AM (GvYeG)

100 Is Shep Smith crying yet?

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 11:06 AM (r2PLg)

101 I think we just found our October Surprise.

Posted by: edj at October 29, 2012 11:06 AM (+QKfp)

102 @94

No post a link, I could not find it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:06 AM (wR+pz)

103 if obama had a son......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Wearing her GIANTS jersey,team dagny at October 29, 2012 11:06 AM (Ho2rs)

104 3. hobo treadmill

Use a Ginger treadmill. They're better eating.

Posted by: Al at October 29, 2012 11:07 AM (MzQOZ)

105 Maybe, Ace was dark for so long because he moved to a safer place. I have no idea where that would be. It seems that since the storm will spend the most time in PA, that is not the place to be. Except for flooding, I think NY is pretty safe.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:07 AM (Lom3Z)

106 If this was a moron, he'd be flashing a bayonet too.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2012 11:07 AM (VndSC)

107 Well. It WAS all blue skies over the Indianapolis airport this morning, but now there's a light grey cloud moving in from the northeast.

Sigh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, predenounced for your convenience at October 29, 2012 11:08 AM (ZKzrr)

108 Looks like Tommy Vietor put on a few extra pounds. Beer pong will do that to you.

Posted by: Fritz at October 29, 2012 11:08 AM (/ZZCn)

109 It only counts if you're hung like one. Posted by: OldSailor88 at October 29, 2012 03:05 PM (2oNjs) My wife often calls me an Horse's ass. Does that count?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 11:09 AM (j1gX1)

110 103 Is Shep Smith crying yet?

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 03:06 PM (r2PLg)

Oh, Lord, don't tell me he is out there again?Last storm they tried to make such a big deal about Shep was standing in the streets of New Orleans whimpering almost and a guy walked by with his bag of groceries and looked at him like he was crazy...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:09 AM (9+ccr)

111 http://ny.curbed.com/archives/2011/03/23/nude_york_city.php

Posted by: Dude, where's my Nobel Prize? at October 29, 2012 11:09 AM (VuyjF)

112 Anonymous sources have sent me this video of Ace in the storm;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Doyh7gGeoo

Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2012 11:09 AM (wwsoB)

113 I wouldn't buy the "raised by a monkey" bullshit either, except that Biden has kids, so who knows.......?

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (OlN4e)

114 Jeez, what's Gary Bussey doing on the east coast? I thought they had him coralled out west somewhere.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (yvSVk)

115 You're nothing, unless you are on TV.

Posted by: Suzanne Stone at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (kc2b9)

116

That looks more like a Donkey Head to me.

Posted by: wheatie at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (ipkPX)

117 Yeah Ace. "A guy"

Couldn't be Ace, no silverback.

Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (wcjj2)

118 Looks like he sucked in his gut in the "victory" photo. Alas, he forgot to do so during his jog.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 29, 2012 11:10 AM (fgC5S)

119 @112 Nope. Receptacles don't count. Sorry.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (2oNjs)

120 Goodbye, horses. I'm flying over you.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (i0vBR)

121 I'd have gone with the Zombie suit...

...our just do it old school and streak the news crew.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (m2MP0)

122 PANTOMIME HORSE!!1!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (Vh0f5)

123 Good ol' Scranton Joe. He now has the matching head to his ass.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (eHIJJ)

124

15So this guy is a reverse-centaur?

No. His lower half is in Washington. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (U+DUu)

125 Oh, Lord, don't tell me he is out there again?Last storm they tried to make such a big deal about Shep was standing in the streets of New Orleans whimpering almost and a guy walked by with his bag of groceries and looked at him like he was crazy... Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 03:09 PM (9+ccr) _________________ Na, I haven't spotted him yet. He's probably not ready for his close up. They are probably still pounding the pancake on his face...

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 11:11 AM (r2PLg)

126 Horses head? More like a horses ass...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:12 AM (9+ccr)

127 Soothie doesn't want to have sex with me.

Anymore.

Posted by: The Monkey at October 29, 2012 11:12 AM (KjlbF)

128 When specifically does it hit landfall?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:12 AM (Lom3Z)

129 "raised by monkeys" and then later caught by hunters sold into sexual slavery in Cucuta

---

I hate when that happens.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (XUKZU)

130 131 When specifically does it hit landfall?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 03:12 PM (Lom3Z)

Tonight I think...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (9+ccr)

131 @realDonaldTrump
We are taking care of hundreds of people in the Trump Tower atrium--they are seeking refuge. Free coffee and food.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (X6akg)

132 64 53
The upper body of today's 19 year olds. <sigh>
Posted by: DumboTheAvenger at October 29, 2012 02:56 PM (XrGnJ)
No, kidding.
Dude, a few pushups wouldn't kill ya.

What? I don't get it.

Posted by: StayPuft Marshmallow Man at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (6TB1Z)

133 Monkeys. Why did it have to monkeys?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (QupBk)

134 http://ny.curbed.com/archives/2011/03/23/nude_york_city.php
Posted by: Dude, where's my Nobel Prize? at October 29, 2012 03:09 PM (VuyjF)

She's got a nice bod, but I bet she stinks. Something about artists that they have to stink.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (UK9cE)

135 The amazon reviews must have paid off. I can't believe someone actually owns that mask. http://tinyurl.com/8ejobyw

Posted by: no good deed at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (mjR67)

136 130 Soothie doesn't want to have sex with me. Anymore. Posted by: The Monkey at October 29, 2012 03:12 PM (KjlbF) He won't leave me the fuck alone.

Posted by: The Ape at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (kc2b9)

137 They expect it to hit landfall at Atlantic City by 7:00 p.m. Atlantic City is already flooded by several feet. It's incredible.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 29, 2012 11:13 AM (b4W5O)

138 17 Doesn't everyone just have a horse's head lying around? They do in NY. My cousin Guido said so.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2012 11:14 AM (GFM2b)

139 @114 She's pretty hot. And clearly batshit crazy.

And it looks like horsehead guy does wish he'd worked out more: http://tinyurl.com/9hhhxxh

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at October 29, 2012 11:14 AM (PeB4U)

140 This guy in New Orleans would not attract any attention...people would simply wonder where he had his go-cup.

I feel badly for all involved with Sandy, as I know exactly what it is like to board up, pack up, and leave. I know the feeling of wondering if you will ever see your home again. I do pray for those in Sandy's path, especially morons and 'ettes.

The three moronettes I am going to check on are Danger Girl's parents, rockmom, and FenelonSpoke. Roll call.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 29, 2012 11:14 AM (baL2B)

141 What? I don't get it.

Right there with you, brother.

Posted by: Poppin Fresh at October 29, 2012 11:14 AM (6TB1Z)

142 Wait. So who has a horse head lying around the house just in case?

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2012 11:14 AM (mcWHD)

143 I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 02:52 PM (j1gX1)

Um. CT doesn't HAVE an east coast.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:15 AM (Vh0f5)

144

Didn't Biden say that you should stay in doors unless you need to get out? Inquiring minds want to know, unless you're a Dem, in which case you already know everything.

Posted by: mallfly at October 29, 2012 11:15 AM (NI3M5)

145 @145 Look at the amazon links farther upthread. For 25 dollars who WOULDN'T?

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at October 29, 2012 11:15 AM (PeB4U)

146 146 I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT? Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 02:52 PM (j1gX1) Um. CT doesn't HAVE an east coast. Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 03:15 PM (Vh0f5) Still, I bet someone is getting pounded.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:15 AM (kc2b9)

147 Oh geez - some horrible sound outside banging against the house scared the heck out of the dog and made me jump. Gonna be a fun 24 hours or so.

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 11:16 AM (opS9C)

148 I hear they are getting pounded on the east coast of CT? Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 02:52 PM (j1gX1) Um. CT doesn't HAVE an east coast. Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 03:15 PM (Vh0f5) OK I meant South, sue me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 11:16 AM (j1gX1)

149 I'm not making light of this storm. This is nothing like the hurricane that hit during the Rep. convention. I did see on Big Government that some are using it against Romney including Billy boy Clinton. I guess Mitt stopped his campaign for two days and sent his buses to aid.

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:16 AM (9+ccr)

150 Obama underwater. Or his sign is anyway: http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/10/huffpo-home-page-obama-underwater/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2012 11:16 AM (I7UGD)

151 That's that guy's 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2012 11:16 AM (KXm42)

152 and by the by, not so horrible (yet) where I am on Long Island. I got soaked but I walked home from work -- took about an hour but thank God that SOME liquor store owners understand what's really important during a really bad storm.

Posted by: mallfly at October 29, 2012 11:17 AM (NI3M5)

153 OK I meant South, sue me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 03:16 PM (j1gX1)

My lawyers will be in touch as soon as the storm is over.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:17 AM (UK9cE)

154 Shep Smith has his priorities right. Two minutes on how Fire Island will be inundated and probably swept away. Forty seconds on the threats to the five boroughs of New York City.

Posted by: little miss spellcheck at October 29, 2012 11:17 AM (a5ljo)

155

The U.S. Labor Department on Monday said it hasnÂ’t made a decision yet on whether to delay FridayÂ’s October jobs report, the final reading on the labor market before next weekÂ’s federal elections.

A Labor official said the agency will assess the schedule for all its data releases this week when the Â“weather emergencyÂ” is over.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 29, 2012 11:17 AM (R8hU8)

156 OK I meant South, sue me Rons don't sue, they humiliate. I'd rather be sued.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:18 AM (kc2b9)

157 Romney wouldn't win with Democrats either way-if he stopped his campaign or kept it up. Apparently, Clinton is making hurricane jokes. I despise that man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2012 11:18 AM (I7UGD)

158 also, is General Admiral Aladeen Obama directing FEMA or is he sneaking a chili dog and a smoke while Michelle isn't looking?

Posted by: mallfly at October 29, 2012 11:18 AM (NI3M5)

159 Not the first to observe this, but I'll add my voice: If you want to know who is winning this race, look at the two candidates.

Exhibit A:

http://bit.ly/UaHq25

President Boo-boo looks horrible. Note that he first says his number one responsibility is to secure Americans, but then switches to his number one responsibility being going after those who did it. "I've got a pretty good track record" -- Bin Laden! -- sickening.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 29, 2012 11:18 AM (vouc9)

160 Dude's got the blogger tan.

Could be Ace.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2012 11:19 AM (KXm42)

161 @114

Damn nice. I think they are photo shopped.

I'd hit it! The tramp stamp not withstanding.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (wR+pz)

162 Ace is freaked out. Uh huh. This is the guy who told his entire audience about his masturbation habits.

Posted by: Dude, where's my Nobel Prize? at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (VuyjF)

163 ...yet forget not that I am an ass....

Posted by: Dogberry at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (+QKfp)

164 Breaking: MSNBC reporting widespread looting and cannibalism in Sandy's macabre wake. The few survivors that remain on the Eastern seaboard are being advised to evacuate even though their odds of surviving the next few hours are almost zero.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (+lsX1)

165 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 03:16 PM

We're in UR freezer, eatin' UR i scream!

Posted by: NGU's kids at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (z9HTb)

166 The U.S. Labor Department on Monday said it hasnÂ’t made a decision yet on whether to delay FridayÂ’s October jobs report, the final reading on the labor market before next weekÂ’s federal elections.
A Labor official said the agency will assess the schedule for all its data releases this week when the Â“weather emergencyÂ” is over.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at October 29, 2012 03:17 PM (R8hU

What the hell does weather have to do with the release of DATA? They going to add in all the temporary jobs created/saved by the fucking storm?!?

That's the dumbest fucking excuse ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:20 AM (UK9cE)

167 What the hell does weather have to do with the release of DATA? They going to add in all the temporary jobs created/saved by the fucking storm?!? That's the dumbest fucking excuse ever. --- They want to give the number-crunching peons at BLS enough time to properly "massage" the data.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 29, 2012 11:21 AM (e0xKF)

168
Is Shep Smith crying yet?
Posted by: tasker

"And now we go live for a storm update from Shep Smith, in front of the Fire Island Sip N' Twirl. Shep?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2012 11:21 AM (kdS6q)

169 I watched some Syfy zombie movie. Apparently, zombies can swim. Personally, I don't believe it.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:22 AM (Lom3Z)

170 My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
Methought I was enamoured of an ass.

Posted by: Titania at October 29, 2012 11:22 AM (+QKfp)

171 So who has a horse head lying around the house just in case? Horse head? No. But everyone needs a goat head for Solstice dance.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 29, 2012 11:22 AM (QupBk)

172 Like a Hoss!

Posted by: SARDiver at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (FWG5+)

173 What the hell does weather have to do with the release of DATA?

Nothing. They're saying its gonna be grim and it would hurt Obama.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (m2MP0)

174 Puke, they're already running stories about how this storm will affect the election with most of it being bad for Romney... No ads or rallies and obama gets to look presidential...What about the people and the havoc that will occur? Forget that,this might save obama!

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (9+ccr)

175 monkeys? that's nothing.

Posted by: Romulus and Remus at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (8g9qq)

176 Okay.

Consider yourself sued.

Or siouxed.

Or Soo'd.

or pseud.

or suede.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (Vh0f5)

177 Okay... Why the hell is it called-- "Studio B" ---with Shep Smith?

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 11:23 AM (r2PLg)

178 Come on, Ace! Did she have hot monkey sex or not??

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:24 AM (Lom3Z)

179

Oh for Pete's sake. I just found out Shep Smith calls his podcasts "Shepisodes".

What a cootie....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2012 11:24 AM (kdS6q)

180 It pisses me off that the media will censure the news to help obama. First it was Benghazi and now it is the dismal job report.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:25 AM (Lom3Z)

181 Well the lights just flickered for the 4rth time here and so fond friends I fear I am not long for this blog for a few days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 11:26 AM (j1gX1)

182

181Okay...

Why the hell is it called--

"Studio B" ---with Shep Smith?

----------

Because they won't let him play in Studio A.

Posted by: wheatie at October 29, 2012 11:26 AM (ipkPX)

183 Or Soo'd.
or pseud. or suede.
Posted by: Jcw46

Yea, verily, much punnage did ensue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 29, 2012 11:27 AM (DKxu1)

184 I fear I am not long for this blog for a few days. Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 03:26 PM (j1gX1) _____________ Oh gross!

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 11:27 AM (r2PLg)

185 Well the lights just flickered for the 4rth time here and so fond friends I fear I am not long for this blog for a few days.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 03:26 PM (j1gX1)

Be safe. Godspeed.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (UK9cE)

186 That's the dumbest fucking excuse ever.

Then you didn't hear how I evaded an abortion question by musing that having an opinion on it was above my pay grade.

Posted by: Barack Ochoom at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (w+lzM)

187 Building collapse in Long Island City:

http://tinyurl.com/8vv2gky

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (X6akg)

188 Did Sarah Jessica enjoy this post? Neigh.

Posted by: jakeman at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (96M6e)

189 I think Shep needs to get up on that skyscraper and get us a closer shot of that crane...

Posted by: tasker at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (r2PLg)

190 Yeah, West Coast Morons are going to take over this motherfucking blog!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:28 AM (Lom3Z)

191 Be safe. Godspeed. Posted by: Â© Sponge at October 29, 2012 03:28 PM (UK9cE) I'll be safe. Bored, but safe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (j1gX1)

192 ‏@ByronYork
New Rasmussen in Colorado: Romney 50, Obama 46. http://ow.ly/eFtn2

SUCK IT, GERG

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (DKxu1)

193 186 Well the lights just flickered for the 4rth time here and so fond friends I fear I am not long for this blog for a few days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 03:26 PM (j1gX1)

I'm actually shocked we haven't lost power....not even a flicker.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (X6akg)

194 194 Yes, and he should take Geraldo with him to hold the camera.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (b4W5O)

195 I never thought I'd get to see the eye of a hurricane.

ON LAND!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (Vh0f5)

196 195 Yeah, West Coast Morons are going to take over this motherfucking blog!!!!1!!!! Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 03:28 PM (Lom3Z) Um, what about us?

Posted by: Flyover Country Rons. at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (kc2b9)

197 195 Hey!

Posted by: Texas Moron at October 29, 2012 11:29 AM (GvYeG)

198 Oh geez - some horrible sound outside banging against the house scared the heck out of the dog and made me jump. Gonna be a fun 24 hours or so.

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 03:16 PM (opS9C)

------------------------------------------------------

Have you seen your wife this morning?

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2012 11:31 AM (5zBCN)

199 Generic Congressional Ballot at Ras 46-43 GOP up.

Posted by: Texas Moron at October 29, 2012 11:31 AM (GvYeG)

200

178 Who's they? MSNBC? So Romney should run ads even with the media piling on him? Let's not panic just yet.

Posted by: No Panic at the Disco at October 29, 2012 11:31 AM (6L0Zn)

201 Oh geez - some horrible sound outside banging against the house scared the heck out of the dog and made me jump. Gonna be a fun 24 hours or so.
Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 03:16 PM (opS9C)

Don't shoot. It may be your kids pranking you.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:31 AM (UK9cE)

202 204 Generic Congressional Ballot at Ras 46-43 GOP up. Posted by: Texas Moron at October 29, 2012 03:31 PM (GvYeG) Not Bad, I wish the gap was bigger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:32 AM (kc2b9)

203
enthusiastic cook of South American cuisine.

So no sushi then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2012 11:32 AM (PHb2k)

204 @NYScanner

FDNY at the One World Trade Center with a crane on top of freedom tower broken.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2012 11:32 AM (X6akg)

205 Sandy will help Mitt. Philly early voting will suck. GOP will vote, we take PA. Repeat in OH.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:32 AM (wR+pz)

206 Just checked Sandy's pos.

Crap. Headed straight for me.

Emerald City, here I come.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:32 AM (Vh0f5)

207 195 Yeah, West Coast Morons are going to take over this motherfucking blog!!!!1!!!! Sunny and 82 for us desert dwellers.

Posted by: jakeman at October 29, 2012 11:33 AM (96M6e)

208 205 178Who's they? MSNBC? So Romney should run ads even with the media piling on him? Let's not panic just yet.

Posted by: No Panic at the Disco at October 29, 2012 03:31 PM (6L0Zn)

Not a very good source... politico.... I'm not panicking I just think it's bad form to do something like this when this is such a serious situation. If people haven't decided yet, then they should just stay home, they are too dumb to vote...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:33 AM (9+ccr)

209

Hehe.

Been waiting for this exact post.

Well, not the Ace edition, but the story...

Posted by: 14 days at October 29, 2012 11:33 AM (LpQbZ)

210 Don't forget, as long as the internet is up you can watch internet cams! Pick your city.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:34 AM (wR+pz)

211 I've never seen the "Horse Head Guy" and CAC in the same room at the same time. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bluedog803 at October 29, 2012 11:34 AM (RCwVo)

212 BTW, nice dvr of the news cast and kudos to the guy for thinking up the pose in front of the playback.

What? You thought that was live?

Silly rabbi, trix are for kix.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:34 AM (Vh0f5)

213 http://sarajessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com is pretty funny.

Posted by: scottst at October 29, 2012 11:34 AM (3A5I3)

214 I'm half Irish and half Norwegian and I'm about four shades darker than this guy.

Posted by: JLD at October 29, 2012 11:34 AM (EG4Qq)

215
Yeah, West Coast Morons are going to take over this motherfucking blog!!!!1!!!!

As a gesture of solidarity with our imperiled East Coast brethren, I'll go outside and turn on the lawn sprinklers...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2012 11:35 AM (kdS6q)

216 He has unusual nipples.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:35 AM (kc2b9)

217 I've never seen the "Horse Head Guy" and CAC in the same room at the same time. Just sayin'.>>

CAC only wears plaid shorts so that can't be him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 29, 2012 11:35 AM (tf9Ne)

218 shit.

it's with an h

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Posted by: scottst at October 29, 2012 11:35 AM (3A5I3)

219 "raised by monkeys"

probably learned better values than libs teach their kids

Posted by: 14 days at October 29, 2012 11:36 AM (LpQbZ)

220 As a gesture of solidarity with our imperiled East Coast brethren, I'll go outside and turn on the lawn sprinklers...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (kdS6q)

Oh, thanks for reminding me, I'll turn mine off...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna not greg/gerg at October 29, 2012 11:36 AM (9+ccr)

221 Getting nasty. Lights out. Heavy winds just stripped a dozen or so shingles off the roof. No leaks yet. No flooding yet on our side of the bay. Still a couple of hours til landfall. We'll get the eye as it passes over the beach. There's flooding in SeaSide and the bridge is closed to our side on the mainland.

Posted by: Trainer at October 29, 2012 11:36 AM (wLibB)

222 >Yeah, West Coast Morons are going to take over this motherfucking blog!!!!1!!!!
Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 03:28 PM (Lom3Z)

Um, what about us?

Posted by: Flyover Country Rons. at October 29, 2012 03:29 PM (kc2b9)

I'm in

Posted by: Rocky Mountain MFers at October 29, 2012 11:36 AM (8sCoq)

223 jakeman at October 29, 2012 03:33 PM (96M6e)

Yeah, well I hope you get your usual case of sandy crotch later.

*itch* *itch* *rub* *grit*

You can always come to the east coast and get washed off.

SANDWORMS!!!!

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:36 AM (Vh0f5)

224

I get concerned too, but the Obama campaign is in struggle mode right now.

What Obama looking presidential the last few days before the election will sway things so much? The only thing that will hurt Romney and help Obama is if Romney voters stay at home on their fat lazy asses. Vote people in swing states! Vote!

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 29, 2012 11:37 AM (6L0Zn)

225 Philly early voting will suck Last I knew, PA didn't have early voting. Well, not legal early voting. On second thought, you're right.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 29, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)

226

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 29, 2012 11:37 AM (8sCoq)

227 About 50 miles north of Tami, power goes on, power goes off, power goes on...etc. And we're just getting started! BTW...love the horse-head gag. Too bad he didn't do that when SHEP SMITH was reporting.

Posted by: Cricket at October 29, 2012 11:37 AM (2ArJQ)

228 That IS the whitest dude I've ever seen and I see one every day.

I wonder if he's ever seen the sun let alone been to the beach?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:38 AM (Vh0f5)

229 Yankees in full panic mode.

So we have hurricanes every fucking year down here. 90 MPH? Pussy cane.

Gosh, I hope the whining assholes will be able to get their soy latte at Starbucks in the morning, or all hell will break loose.

Let's pray for them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:38 AM (wR+pz)

230 162 Posted by: Nicholas Kronos - Note Obam gets more upset (or at least emphtic) when discussing himself then the Benghazi attack.

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 11:38 AM (opS9C)

231 231 Posted by: Jones in CO at October 29, 2012 03:37 PM (8sCoq) Exactly what I was thinkin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:38 AM (kc2b9)

232 I don't see "The Storm of the Century" here. Radar isn't that impressive. I'm sure the storm is hitting the low-lying coastal areas hard, but a good nor'easter would do the same thing.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2012 11:39 AM (5zBCN)

233 I have this vision of Ace and Allahpundit, hugging each other while they are huddled in the dark.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:39 AM (Lom3Z)

234 Still here but neighbors all around me are losing power. Maybe this is the ONE time I keep my power and they don't? I doubt it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2012 11:40 AM (j1gX1)

235 Vote like the wind!

See what I did there?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2012 11:40 AM (KXm42)

236 237 I don't see "The Storm of the Century" here. Radar isn't that impressive. I'm sure the storm is hitting the low-lying coastal areas hard, but a good nor'easter would do the same thing. Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2012 03:39 PM (5zBCN) All hail the pussification of America.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:40 AM (kc2b9)

237 I'm half Irish and half Norwegian and I'm about four shades darker than this guy. Yeah. See how white that guy is? I'm whiter than that.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 29, 2012 11:40 AM (VtjlW)

238

Absentee ballots in PA are up 18.8% according to gop.com This is a 16.9% bump. And, hopefully, the storm will keep the Black Panthers and dead voters out of Philly.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (b4W5O)

239 ‏@iowahawkblog

BREAKING: Sean Penn rushes to rescue NYC from Hurricane; Bloomberg confiscates his 20 ounce red kegger cup

Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (wwsoB)

240 . Heavy winds just stripped a dozen or so shingles off the roof. No leaks yet.

You'll probably lose more. A piece of aluminum flashing slipped up under the overlap and glued in with roof cement makes an easy watertight permanent patch that'll outlast the rest of the roof.

In a pinch a soda can stock works too when flattened out.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (m2MP0)

241 I'm sure that tomorrow afternoon when the first pictures of major stretches of NJ barrier islands show nothing but sand and water where houses used to be the word 'pussies' will fly around with just as much abandon.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash - Who Knows How To Have A War On Women at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (feFL6)

242 it's with an h

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Posted by: scottst at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (3A5I3)

That is pretty funny.

Of course, I thought she had a horse face before she declared it in some movie.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (UK9cE)

243 238
I have this vision of Ace and Allahpundit, hugging each other while they are huddled in the dark. Posted by: Redd
--------------------------------------------------

Then - from around the corner comes Kevin DuJuan from hill buzz and call them a couple of sissy's...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 29, 2012 11:41 AM (XIsD/)

244 This why we need hurricanes....to cull the low-IQ voters from the proverbial herd.

That being said...its actually frickin funny.

Posted by: Tony253 at October 29, 2012 11:42 AM (PryWG)

245 @229

No fucking Republican is not going to vote. Blacks pissed about ghey marriage, yes.

Obama's team looks like McLame in 2008. Their internals must be killing them.

Just saying, like I axed Greg earlier, you want our numbers or theirs?

They are soo fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 11:42 AM (wR+pz)

246 Later, Ace will look out his window and see HorseBoy flying through the sky.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:42 AM (Lom3Z)

247 Yeah. See how white that guy is? I'm whiter than that. Posted by: alexthechick at October 29, 2012 03:40 PM (VtjlW) Your not white, you're alabaster. The black leather plays off your skin like a neon sign that says.....well, you know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:42 AM (kc2b9)

248 Last I knew, PA didn't have early voting. Well, not legal early voting. On second thought, you're right. The people of Camden will be forced to choose one or the other this year.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 29, 2012 11:42 AM (ogdab)

249

Hurricane coming?

Where the hell is Dan Rather when you really need him?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 29, 2012 11:43 AM (U+DUu)

250 203 Soona; 206 Sponge - No kids, no wife. We are supposed to have up to 60 mph gusts...

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 11:43 AM (opS9C)

251 I spent last Halloween away from home, so I can re-use last year's Amy Pond policewoman costume here. No classes tomorrow, so we moved our party to tonight.

Posted by: little miss spellcheck at October 29, 2012 11:44 AM (a5ljo)

252 So we have hurricanes every fucking year down here. 90 MPH? Pussy cane.

Let's pray for them.

Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 29, 2012 03:38 PM (wR+pz)

yeah but afterwards all you have to do is put the poles back up and cut some palm fronds, catch the goat and your all set, right?

Up here we have C I V I L I Z A T I O N.

Brick buildings and glass with electrickedty in them an stuff.

Ya'll should come up here some time and see what it's like.

Change those shorts and don't even wear them sandals up here. (the jimmy buffet shirt has to go too. It scares the birds dogs.)

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:44 AM (Vh0f5)

253 > Obam gets more upset (or at least emphtic) when discussing himself then the Benghazi attack.

Exactly. That's what makes it sickening.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 29, 2012 11:45 AM (vouc9)

254 251 Later, Ace will look out his window and see HorseBoy flying through the sky. Posted by: Redd
-----------------------------------------------
...and proclaim " Dude , I'm freaked out - HOLD ME"

Posted by: AmericanDawg at October 29, 2012 11:45 AM (XIsD/)

255 Yeah we have hundred year old goddam OAKS up here! we have CRAZY old trees! that is what sucks. plus the creeks etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 29, 2012 11:45 AM (J6kXj)

256 That's what happened to the crane: Crane operator said; "watch this!"

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:46 AM (Vh0f5)

257 President Boo-boo looks horrible. Note that he first says his number one responsibility is to secure Americans, but then switches to his number one responsibility being going after those who did it --- He talks a lot of number one but I think of him more as number two.

Posted by: WalrusRex as immature as Obama at October 29, 2012 11:46 AM (OiCZa)

258 SANDWORMS!!!! Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 03:36 PM (Vh0f5) Dune or Tremors? And for the record, as an ex-Bostonian whose family is still almost entirely in New England, I'm hoping all y'all stay safe, Jcw46. I'm mean, but not heartless.

Posted by: jakeman at October 29, 2012 11:46 AM (96M6e)

259 I'm watching things fly past right now we live at top of hill - high pt of county weird stuff flying by no horses heads yet tho!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 29, 2012 11:47 AM (J6kXj)

260 I read something the other day where someone was killed by a palm frond. Apparently, they weigh a lot and if one falls on you, they can kill you. Never knew that before.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:47 AM (Lom3Z)

261 Screamers.

but not the human looking ones. the little metal ones that come at you like a demented gopher.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:48 AM (Vh0f5)

262 we have CRAZY old trees!

Hundred year old trees aren't old -- ie they're about middle age for trees.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 11:48 AM (m2MP0)

263 221 He has unusual nipples.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (kc2b9)

This may be the most disturbing thing I've ever read on this blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 29, 2012 11:49 AM (da5Wo)

264 203 Soona; 206 Sponge - No kids, no wife. We are supposed to have up to 60 mph gusts...

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 03:43 PM (opS9C)

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It was just a funny pic conjured in my head of a wet, bedraggled, pissed-off woman banging on your window.....and you and the pets sitting all warm and toasty inside watching tv.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2012 11:49 AM (5zBCN)

265 Hundred year old trees aren't old -- ie they're about middle age for trees. I have no idea how old they are. they're really huge tho. I am guesstimating while I watch them bend in half scarily

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at October 29, 2012 11:49 AM (J6kXj)

266 Redd at October 29, 2012 03:47 PM (Lom3Z)

(examines this with a gimlet eye)

That's a mighty HEAVY palm frond. Sure it wasn't the whole tree top?

Or some Jimmy Buffet wannabe's JOKE?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:49 AM (Vh0f5)

267 The bowl I put out on my porch for the stray cats hasn't even blown away yet. I'm taking bets as to how many dead animals I'll find on my lawn Wednesday morning. I have $2 on 5 cats and a mangled raccoon.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 29, 2012 11:50 AM (3wYCm)

268 My palm fronds don't weigh a lot, but they got spines on'em like razor wire and could lay open your jugular vein in a heartbeat if waved around like a sword.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 11:50 AM (m2MP0)

269 He has unusual nipples.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (kc2b9)

And you know this because . . . ?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:51 AM (Vh0f5)

270 Hurricane coming? Where the hell is Dan Rather when you really need him? --- They are talking more blowing than Mel Gibson with a two dollar Dallas whore.

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 29, 2012 11:51 AM (OiCZa)

271 @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 03:50 PM (m2MP0)

That's Spanish Bayonet you fool!

What are you, 6" tall?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 11:52 AM (Vh0f5)

272 My palm fronds don't weigh a lot, but they got spines on'em like razor wire and could lay open your jugular vein in a heartbeat if waved around like a sword.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 29, 2012 03:50 PM (m2MP0)

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Like running through a field of safflower plants.

Posted by: Soona at October 29, 2012 11:53 AM (5zBCN)

273 Yeah we have hundred year old goddam OAKS up here!
we have CRAZY old trees!

Me? I've got a hundred year old maple with a six foot diameter base, six feet from my foundation, and the last time I measured it was 100 feet tall. There's a bunch of easy-to break 60 - 80' poplars all over the front yard. Needless to say, tonight I sleep under a steel beam, in the basement.

One time I got hit by lightning and six poplars got hit. There was nothing but foot long shards all over the property. All the way down to the base -- gone.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash - Who Knows How To Have A War On Women at October 29, 2012 11:53 AM (feFL6)

274 >>>271 Redd at October 29, 2012 03:47 PM (Lom3Z) (examines this with a gimlet eye) That's a mighty HEAVY palm frond. Sure it wasn't the whole tree top? Or some Jimmy Buffet wannabe's JOKE? Posted by: Jcw46 WHen I initially heard the story, it said that it was not uncommon. Now, looking up the story, it says he suffocated.

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:54 AM (Lom3Z)

275 yeah but afterwards all you have to do is put the poles back up and cut some palm fronds, catch the goat and your all set, right?

We don't have no fucking goats down here. They are in Brattleburg VT with the hippies.

Poles? They are in Chicago, we don't have any of them either.

Palm fronds don't come off in a hurricane. Boy, you ever been in a hurricane?

Now, sheep? Yeah, we got Dolly in the barn.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 29, 2012 11:54 AM (wR+pz)

276 Worst storm I went through when living in the Woodstock area of New York was a late October rain/freezing rain with temperatures then going below freezing. It sounded what I imagine WWIII would sound like. The rain froze on the trees causing limbs to break like machine gun fire. They had to close sections of the Taconic Parkway for a couple of days.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2012 11:54 AM (m2CN7)

277 >>>272 The bowl I put out on my porch for the stray cats hasn't even blown away yet. I'm taking bets as to how many dead animals I'll find on my lawn Wednesday morning. I have $2 on 5 cats and a mangled raccoon. Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) Can you save the kitties?

Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 11:55 AM (Lom3Z)

278 274 He has unusual nipples. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (kc2b9) And you know this because . . . ? Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 03:51 PM (Vh0f5) I shall not explain my opinion. The opinion itself is the explanation of a thought.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 11:57 AM (kc2b9)

279 Put an empty chair in my front yard, some fucking asshole stole it this morning.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 29, 2012 11:58 AM (wR+pz)

280 I think I will hang the chair from one of my trees. That should get them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 29, 2012 11:59 AM (wR+pz)

281 No fucking Republican is not going to vote. Blacks pissed about ghey marriage, yes. --- I'm having a wet dream that the MSM successfully sells that Sandy caused Obama's defeat so Obama runs in the primaries again in 2016. Hillary-arity ensues.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 29, 2012 12:00 PM (OiCZa)

282 soona - That is funny. My life is more akin to a TN Williams play, alas

Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2012 12:01 PM (opS9C)

283 I meant cut some palm fronds for the roof of your elegant little shack.

I say, I say son, do you have, I say do you have a reading problem?

or is it just the size of your peapickin' brain?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 12:01 PM (Vh0f5)

284 Put an empty chair in my front yard, some fucking asshole stole it this morning.

Yeah, I'd be pissed off too if someone stole half my dining room furniture.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash - Who Knows How To Have A War On Women at October 29, 2012 12:03 PM (feFL6)

285 250 @229 No fucking Republican is not going to vote. Blacks pissed about ghey marriage, yes. Obama's team looks like McLame in 2008. Their internals must be killing them. Just saying, like I axed Greg earlier, you want our numbers or theirs? They are soo fucked. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual Son offa bitch. I had wondered why the early voting lines here were so long & full of black folks. I've been 3 times and had to turn back- it would take all day. No worries- I will keep going back every day at least twice and worst case vote on election day. Half the black people around here can't find work- I just could not see them voting for Barky again. They are not stupid- but against Ghey "marriage?" Yep, I can see that.

Posted by: backhoe at October 29, 2012 12:04 PM (ULH4o)

286 "Can you save the kitties?" Posted by: Redd at October 29, 2012 03:55 PM (Lom3Z) I'd put them in my screened in porch if I could find them. The the best I could do without get Cat AIDS

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 29, 2012 12:05 PM (3wYCm)

287 I think I will hang the chair from one of my trees. That should get them.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 29, 2012 03:59 PM (wR+pz)

No.

But a number 9 bear trap might work. Put a &20 bill on the pan with superglue.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 12:05 PM (Vh0f5)

288 274 He has unusual nipples.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 29, 2012 03:35 PM (kc2b9)

And you know this because . . . ?
Posted by: Jcw46 at October 29, 2012 03:51 PM (Vh0f5)

I shall not explain my opinion. The opinion itself is the explanation of a thought. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

It's got to be the dude's lack of chest hair that's throwing off the nipples' appearance. That's gotta be it.

Posted by: Dang© - checking himself in the mirror at October 29, 2012 12:06 PM (R18D0)

289 242 I'm half Irish and half Norwegian and I'm about four shades darker than this guy.

Yeah. See how white that guy is? I'm whiter than that.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 29, 2012 03:40 PM (VtjlW)

Pics!

Posted by: cthulhu at October 29, 2012 12:10 PM (kaalw)

290 http://tinyurl.com/978zyhh Dick Morris

Posted by: Evilpens at October 29, 2012 12:13 PM (ck76k)

291 244 ‏@iowahawkblog

BREAKING: Sean Penn rushes to rescue NYC from Hurricane; Bloomberg confiscates his 20 ounce red kegger cup

Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2012 03:41 PM (wwsoB)

Do y'all remember Sean "rescuing" people after Katrina and his boat sank?

From a blog (hyscience 9/5/05):

Sean "John Wayne" Penn, infamous actor turned want-a-be journalist/political activist/hurricane rescuer badly muffed his "appearance" as a Katrina rescuer when he forgot to put the plug in the bottom of the boat he was "piloting" - it sank!

EFFORTS by Hollywood actor Sean Penn to aid New Orleans victims stranded by Hurricane Katrina foundered badly overnight, when the boat he was piloting to launch a rescue attempt sprang a leak.

Mr Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina's flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.

The actor, known for his political activism, was seen in what appeared to be a white flak jacket, and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup.

When the boat's motor failed to start, those aboard were forced to use paddles to propel themselves down the flooded New Orleans street.

From the article, comes the defining question: "With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"

Sean's "Kodak moment" sank with his boat.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,raving lunatic about Benghazi at October 29, 2012 12:21 PM (baL2B)

292 Sarah Jessica Parker and Susan Roesgen go for a moonlight canter in the park together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2012 12:24 PM (BDU/a)

293 Raised by monkeys? In trees? And still can't do a single pull-up?

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 29, 2012 12:28 PM (v36oH)

294 @238 Yeah. "Hugging"

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at October 29, 2012 12:34 PM (PeB4U)

295 13 It's unbelievably grim here in SW Conn. There's lots of LIGHT RAIN. Sometimes there are even GUSTS OF WIND. And there are weather anchors running around on piers looking quite deranged.

Your grim situation is being repeated here in SE Michigan. There's OCCASIONAL light rain here and LOTS of GUSTY WIND. The LEAVES ARE OFF MANY TREES!!!! Eleventy!!!! It also also garbage day here, so there are numerous empty garbage cans rolling in the street.

Our weather anchors are not allowed outside generally, but instead, are in the studio, giving us apocalyptic warnings of wind. Yeah, WIND.

Posted by: shibumi at October 29, 2012 12:38 PM (z63Tr)

296 That was fkin hilarious, thanks for the belly laughs

Posted by: SamIam at October 29, 2012 12:52 PM (VDpzM)

297 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2012 01:05 PM (6o4Fb)

298 300 It also also garbage day here, so there are numerous empty garbage cans rolling in the street. I was the only one on my street who had my garbage can out this morning. Evidently I didn't get the memo. Sure enough, it was still there untouched when I got home from work.

Posted by: rickl at October 29, 2012 01:10 PM (sdi6R)

299 Wasn't this the guy Sean Connery killed in "Time Bandits"? I see he's made a remarkable recovery.

Posted by: A. at October 29, 2012 01:10 PM (NiDDt)

300 so.. ive got a horse cock.

Posted by: coldwarrior at October 29, 2012 03:12 PM (fpL1+)

301 A woman claims she was "raised by monkeys" and then later caught by hunters sold into sexual slavery in Cucuta (a Columbian city), only to be saved by a family which adopted her.

Yeah, what we have here is a disturbed person who makes up shit as an attention-getting device. This is not infrequent. Some years ago, a woman (I forget her name, I think it was Lauren something-or-other) turned up on the Christian self-help circuit as a "Satanic ritual abuse" victim. Then some years later, she appeared on the non-religious self-help circuit as some sort of Holocaust survivor.

Of course, there was no evidence that she was either. Made a bunch of money, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 29, 2012 03:18 PM (9GaPd)

302 Sexy Kate Upton Spicy Halloween Dress

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2012 02:36 PM (b+jI9)

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