June 15, 2012

Early Afternoon Open Thread And Bonus Racism
— DrewM

You'll never guess who made this racist statement about implementing the DREAM Act amnesty by executive fiat.

"There are enough laws on the books by Congress that are very clear in terms of how we have to enforce our immigration system that for me to simply, through executive order, ignore those congressional mandates would not conform with my appropriate role as President."

Nope, you'll never guess in a million years. (the link is hit and miss, I think they are getting slammed by traffic which is great)

Via @Gabrielmalor

ICYMI in all the DREAM Act fun- Mitch McConnell ripped into Obama as a "dangerous radical" and that was before Emperor Barack I acted today. I understand he really knocked Obama around in his speech today.

Posted by: DrewM at 08:48 AM | Comments (425)
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1 Obama

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 15, 2012 08:49 AM (mFxQX)

2 James K. Polk?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 15, 2012 08:49 AM (wtvvX)

3

Racists gotta racist.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 08:50 AM (VtjlW)

4 Chester Arthur?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 15, 2012 08:50 AM (wtvvX)

5
Rubio will probably be the veep; so you might want to get used to the idea.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 08:50 AM (G/zuv)

6 William Jefferson Clinton?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 15, 2012 08:50 AM (wtvvX)

7 Where's the ZERO thread?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 08:50 AM (MCDCp)

8 Tyler! The effin' racsist.

Posted by: Curtis, what got slapped at June 15, 2012 08:51 AM (Nym5C)

9 If we can get through this Friday without someone burning the blog down, I will consider it a great day

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2012 08:51 AM (Y+DPZ)

10 September 2011 Obama on the DREAM Act: "I just have to continue to say this notion that somehow I can just change the laws unilaterally is just not true. We are doing everything we can administratively. But the fact of the matter is there are laws on the books that I have to enforce. And I think there's been a great disservice done to the cause of getting the DREAM Act passed and getting comprehensive immigration passed by perpetrating the notion that somehow, by myself, I can go and do these things. It's just not true."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 08:51 AM (MCDCp)

11 Okay that's it, which Horde members are working for the Romney campaign?  The Romney bus has it's own twitter account - @RomneyBus.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 08:52 AM (VtjlW)

12 Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 15, 2012 08:52 AM (HipuG)

13 Bad link.

Posted by: Delaware Blue at June 15, 2012 08:52 AM (RwpbN)

14 5 Rubio will probably be the veep; so you might want to get used to the idea. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 12:50 PM (G/zuv) I'll stay home, thanks.

Posted by: Scobface at June 15, 2012 08:52 AM (IoNBC)

15 This is racistly racist.  You will all be investigated thoroughly!

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 15, 2012 08:52 AM (DrWcr)

16 The ad would be killer: SCOAMF's fiat speech in the next hour with this quote from last year. Oh, the humanity. Where's Mitt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 08:54 AM (MCDCp)

17 I think it was Ace Ventura just before he bent over and started talking out of his ass.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 08:54 AM (jUZRg)

18 No taxation without representation (for illegals) #TheLiberalConstitution

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 08:54 AM (piMMO)

19 George Bush?!?  

Posted by: Polifact at June 15, 2012 08:54 AM (mJtuT)

20 Uh? Database error?
---
Bush/Bush/McCain/Rubio/Oba'ama -
They all know what's best for us bitter clingers...

Posted by: RioBravo at June 15, 2012 08:54 AM (eEfYn)

21 His white half.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 08:55 AM (ichgg)

22 Rubio will probably be the veep; so you might want to get used to the idea.


****

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 08:55 AM (piMMO)

23 There you go, expecting Obama not to completely contradict himself when it's politically expedient to do so. Need I tell you how r****t that is?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 08:55 AM (2pG7H)

24 MySQL is racist!

Posted by: Gerry at June 15, 2012 08:55 AM (pKSpx)

25 Speaking of racist. There was a discussion on the radio the other day talking about "Obama phones". The Kicker was you have to show a PHOTO I.D., and a link card to get one!!!!!!

Posted by: CICEROSKIP at June 15, 2012 08:55 AM (3m9Uc)

26 To brighten your otherwise dreary workday, an intimate scene from one of the all time great lesbian porn flicks: http://tinyurl.com/6tyf5h5 Because I'm a giver, don't ya know.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (niZvt)

27 Database error?  Looks like something has gone conveniently down the memory hole...

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (L8r/r)

28 ravel rousing racist.

Posted by: trailortrash at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (xllDV)

29 Can we still deport Anna Wintour?

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (wAQA5)

30 America hating Tom Brady spouse Giselle Bundchen made 45 million strolling in her undies

http://tinyurl.com/7natg4l


Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

31 Link doesn't work.  Busy site? Air brushing history?

Posted by: Relax at June 15, 2012 08:56 AM (n6pQC)

32 Seconded. Link is broken.

Either been flushed down the shitter or is so busy, nobody can get in.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at June 15, 2012 08:57 AM (PET8M)

33 Ha! Over at Drudge. Joe Arpaio tells SCOAMF to go fuck himself, the'll be arrested anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 08:57 AM (MCDCp)

34 Billy Ray Valentine

Posted by: scofflawx at June 15, 2012 08:58 AM (IhBRY)

35 Since the link doesn't work who was it?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 08:58 AM (YdQQY)

36

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 12:56 PM (niZvt)

 

So help me that better be from Bound. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 08:58 AM (VtjlW)

37 Morgan Freeman in that SMOD movie?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 15, 2012 08:59 AM (JRU+g)

38 Here's that link again: http://tinyurl.com/6tyf5h5

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 08:59 AM (niZvt)

39 Whoever said it, rest assured that I never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 15, 2012 08:59 AM (0d0K7)

40 26 Because I'm a giver, don't ya know. Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 12:56 PM (niZvt) MY EYES! Don't ever do that again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 08:59 AM (MCDCp)

41 I'll take SCOAMF quotes for 1000, Alex!

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 15, 2012 08:59 AM (DGIjM)

42 11 Okay that's it, which Horde members are working for the Romney campaign? The Romney bus has it's own twitter account - @RomneyBus. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 12:52 PM

Why's everybody looking at me?

Posted by: Beff Gee at June 15, 2012 09:00 AM (Y+DPZ)

43

Ha! Over at Drudge. Joe Arpaio tells SCOAMF to go fuck himself, the'll be arrested anyway.

***

 

Poetic justice.  Everybody can make up their own laws now.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:00 AM (jUZRg)

44 >>If we can get through this Friday without someone burning the blog down

Kinder, gentler Molotov cocktails.

*slurps on 32oz soda*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 09:00 AM (ZKzrr)

45 This website is currently under review by the Ministry of Truth.

If you have previously viewed this content, please report to your nearest Truth Center for Official Clarification.

Posted by: Clarity in Verity at June 15, 2012 09:00 AM (Ld6wA)

46 26 - Come on, you're not even trying. Actual lesbian porn would have been less expected.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 09:01 AM (2pG7H)

47 I don't know who said that but Dirty Harry said, "Do tyou feel lucky?"  Well, no, no, I don't.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:01 AM (jUZRg)

48 "unitedwetdream.org"? Not sure I want to click on that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2012 09:01 AM (FcR7P)

49 Well, I'm going to go do some retail therapy to try to calm down. I hope Mitt comes up with a nice, tight statement about this. He needs to address it, but should stick with his area of expertise (impact on jobs) and leave the constitutional and enforcement arguments to people who know the subject better. And I think this kills Rubio's chances as VP. If for some bizarre reason Mitt thinks he "needs" a Latino/a, he should pick Gov. Martinez. But I don't think he needs one. If the GOP is going to try to buy votes by pandering this way, there really is no point in supporting them either.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2012 09:01 AM (5H6zj)

50 @Liberty_Chick BREAKING: Prosecutor declines to prosecute charge against @AaronWorthing in the He Who Shall Not Be Named matter

Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (I2fq9)

51
More than 100 jubilant college students and graduates -- some of them undocumented -- rallied in downtown Los Angeles on Friday in support of President ObamaÂ’s decision to halt deportations of young illegal immigrants.

At the L.A. Civic Center, the demonstrators chanted, “We are the Dreamers, the mighty, mighty dreamers” and moved off the sidewalk and sat in a long train blocking Aliso Street, from Los Angeles Street to Alameda Street. They were also blocking entrance ramps to the 101 Freeway.

“Ain’t no power like the power of the people 'cause the power of the people don’t stop,” demonstrators chanted. Others yelled, “Obama you can court us, but you can’t deport us.”




The protesters were then hit and run by an illegal who didn't have a driving license or insurance....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

52 Morons, Ms. Kelly is looking particularly fetching today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (piMMO)

53 So, did i miss anything?

Posted by: Penfold at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (1PeEC)

54 FU CC

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (YdQQY)

55 Fucking tyranny

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (R2N5P)

56 ""I understand he really knocked Obama around in his speech today.""



Yeah it was pretty good, thats for sure.

Posted by: Berserker at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (FMbng)

57 >>>If we can get through this Friday without someone burning the blog down, I will consider it a great day


Inner peace...

Inner peace...

Inner peace...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 09:02 AM (0q2P7)

58 I'll stay home, thanks.

Posted by: Scobface at June 15, 2012 12:52 PM (IoNBC)

 

 

 

Don't forget to vote for the local and state level stuff. Just because Mitt Romney sucks doesn't mean we can't at least win Congress.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at June 15, 2012 09:03 AM (aPkU9)

59 Well, I'm going to go do some retail therapy to try to calm down.


****

I did some of that yesterday. Walked into Verizon to purchase a $169 I-Phone and walked out $320 lighter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:03 AM (piMMO)

60 Inner peace...

Inner peace...

Inner peace...


****

SERENITY NOW!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:04 AM (piMMO)

61

Hmmm.... interesting thought...

 

The Supremes do NOT live in a bubble... wonder what THEY are going to think about this?  Is there going to be a sudden revision of the Arizona Ruling, as this shows the Federal Government has no intention of Following Federal Law?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2012 09:04 AM (lZBBB)

62 51- heh

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at June 15, 2012 09:04 AM (bj+Nc)

63

I don't see how this post is meant to further the "no angry venting" rule.

Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 09:05 AM (UaxA0)

64 And I think this kills Rubio's chances as VP.

Yep.  It is manifestly stupid politics and I can't figure out why Rubio was so hot on it.  The only thing I can consider is that he knows some people or has heard from constituents who are in the "came to the US illegally as minors and are illegal in a country that is their home" category.

Even if this were a good idea, the fedgov has completely discredited itself on the issue of immigration and these kinds of measures don't do them any favors.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 15, 2012 09:06 AM (T0NGe)

65

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2012 01:02 PM (kdS6q)

 

I'm thinking of a daisy.  A daisy growing in a nice, peaceful green meadow.  A cool breeze blows over me.  A stream runs through the meadow. 

 

NO.  NO.  IT'S NOT WORKING.   I WANT TO STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!!!!!

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:06 AM (jUZRg)

66 Contrast Ted Cruz's statement with Rubio's (which I pasted in the other thread): “The Constitution places on the President the solemn responsibility to ‘take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.’ President Obama has repeatedly defied the Constitution and flouted the rule of law. His latest decision to refuse to enforce our immigration laws is cravenly political, lawless, and wrong. “We have a crisis in illegal immigration, and the federal government must get serious about securing our borders; this latest Obama policy is nothing more than an attempt to enact back-door amnesty, and I categorically oppose amnesty.”

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2012 09:06 AM (5H6zj)

67 >>I WANT TO STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!!!!!

Gently.  With great kindness.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

68 30 America hating Tom Brady spouse Giselle Bundchen made 45 million strolling in her undies

http://tinyurl.com/7natg4l


Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2012 12:56 PM

Her hubby will get a nice ESPN contract when he retires, he'll get fellated at home and at work, and Gisele will still hate America

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2012 09:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

69 #58

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 15, 2012 09:07 AM (L7hol)

70 >>this latest Obama policy is nothing more than an attempt to enact back-door amnesty

*wistful sigh*

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 15, 2012 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

71 You guys had all better hush up, I have my fingers on the "Obama bad mouthing reporting site". I do, I really do!

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 09:09 AM (HaJD9)

72 NO. NO. IT'S NOT WORKING. I WANT TO STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!!!!!>>

Change it from daisy to Daisy cutter and you'll feel better

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2012 09:09 AM (tf9Ne)

73
funny and uplifting:

40 second vid of British parl member ranking on Spanish PM

http://tinyurl.com/bqwx8cl

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:10 AM (G/zuv)

74 Dear JEF:

Please continue doing your damnedest to wean of the Americans of African decent block off the teat of their plantation masters. I'd like to reiterate and thank you for the insane policies below, and offer a few further suggestions:

1) Redefining the word 'marriage' to include homosexuals.
2) Keeping the unemployment rate, particularly for this block -so- high.
3) Now using Fiat to cause more strife at the bottom rungs of the ladder via 'work permits'.

If you'd like to help a little more, you could lean on the churches somehow, perhaps to -force- churches to marry homosexuals.

Regardless, your lame duck session is scarier than Russia. Particularly if we manage to displace another Republican Senator or two.

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2012 09:10 AM (MzQOZ)

75

this latest Obama policy is nothing more than an attempt to enact back-door amnesty

****

 

Back door, huh?

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 15, 2012 09:10 AM (jUZRg)

76 Hmmmm

Posted by: They call me Barky at June 15, 2012 09:10 AM (1ip6J)

77 Friend --

I'm about to sit down for lunch with a few grassroots supporters who are being flown in from Arizona, Maryland, Michigan, and Ohio.

It'll just be me and these four supporters, with enough time to relax and have a real conversation.

I can't wait.

I'm not going to get to do too many more of these before November. That's just a fact.

So if you'd like to be there for one of the last ones, please chip in $3 or whatever you can -- and you'll be automatically entered for that chance:

Next time, I could be on my way to meet you.

Thanks,

Barack




Do you suppose he'll stick them with the check too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:11 AM (piMMO)

78 The only thing I can consider is that he knows some people or has heard from constituents who are in the "came to the US illegally as minors and are illegal in a country that is their home" category. ---- Yeah, except that constituent argument does not fly very well when you're talking about a U.S. Senator, imho. I tend to give Congressmen a bit of a pass, but someone who is one of 100 and who has a six-year term... not so much. OK, now I'll really go. Have fun. Watch for trolls and mobys who will undoubtedly try to liter the threads with racist crap.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2012 09:11 AM (5H6zj)

79 for those that can't get thru "Faced by a young person who disproved his claim about his Administration’s treatment of these young people, the President now seemed to concede that students and young people eligible for the DREAM Act are being deported and says that it’s not his responsibility to change that: “America is a nation of laws, which means I, as the President, am obligated to enforce the law. I don’t have a choice about that. That’s part of my job,” he said. When Ramos asked a follow-up question about granting formal administrative relief to undocumented youth, Obama was even more forceful: “There are enough laws on the books by Congress that are very clear in terms of how we have to enforce our immigration system that for me to simply, through executive order, ignore those congressional mandates would not conform with my appropriate role as President.”"

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 09:12 AM (HOOye)

80

President Obama has repeatedly defied the Constitution and flouted the rule of law.

 

 

When I first read that sentence I thought it read "defiled" instead of "defied." Sadly, both words work.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 15, 2012 09:13 AM (JxMoP)

81

LOL, NDH,

as soon as I started reading the message, my first thought was, "Is he going to dine and dash with them?"

The "that's some gourmet shit" food he orders, I'd have to bring 2 credit cards. 

Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 09:13 AM (UaxA0)

82 Jefferson Davis

Posted by: We will rise agani at June 15, 2012 09:13 AM (SO2Q8)

83
brb, spyin on you with drones

Posted by: lolobama at June 15, 2012 09:13 AM (G/zuv)

84 Michelle Malkin has the Nolle Prosequi ruling on Walker

http://tinyurl.com/7w8jxtf

Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2012 09:14 AM (Y+DPZ)

85

I want unlimited power! And I want in now!

 

/Veruca

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 15, 2012 09:14 AM (xMU3a)

86 We still hate BUSh and blame him for this mess that poor Pres Bama has to fix. It will take at leat ten years to fix these problems. We stills Pres Bama with all are hearts and pry to the people that he is re-elected again in October. We loves you Pres Bamaa....

Posted by: The People of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 15, 2012 09:14 AM (48wze)

87 Do you suppose he'll stick them with the check too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 01:11 PM (piMMO)


His expectations have risen, he'll stick them with the tab for his new throne.

Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2012 09:14 AM (I2fq9)

88 Just saw and ad: The Fox Files tonight will be about Nidal Hasan

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:14 AM (piMMO)

89 If we drowned someone in chocolate with strawberries and whipped cream is it really all that bad?

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:15 AM (TomZ9)

90 So if you'd like to be there for one of the last ones, please chip in $3
or whatever you can -- and you'll be automatically entered for that
chance:


My Lord, he can't even say how many more he'll do. It's less sincere than a Nigerian chain letter.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 09:16 AM (ichgg)

91
/cue the media fawning over Obama for this

tonight on MSNBC...

Andrea Mithchell says...

Obama is just like Abraham Lincoln!!
This is the equivalent to the Emancipation Proclamation!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:16 AM (G/zuv)

92
The "that's some gourmet shit" food he orders, I'd have to bring 2 credit cards.


****

So, did Michelle make a statement about how unhealthy his meal was: ribs, collard greens, cornbread....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:16 AM (piMMO)

93 Apropos of crazyass stupidity--Abortion:HUFFPOST SUPER USERMarioam136 Fans 40 minutes ago (12:32 PM) China is a Communist country. When the Communists' took over, the population was told to increase the population. This was due to major factors. The younger generation needed to growup Communist, and due to wars with Japan and Russia, more soldiers were needed. Households that had more then one child, espically boys were rewarded, girls were put in the fields along with the elderly to make sure that there was a continues supply of food to supply the military. Over a long period of time, the population numbers began to overwhelm the economy and food supplies. This is based on History and is my source. This is not about free choice, this is about the Communist Regime regulating the lives of it's people. It should be a warning to the people in this country. We are seeing this with the explosion of the Republican Pary and the Christian church and their condeming anyone or anything that is not in agreement with it. Communism has many faces and hides behind many names.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 15, 2012 09:16 AM (SmOV4)

94
Obama is just like Abraham Lincoln!!
This is the equivalent to the Emancipation Proclamation!!


*****

Statements such as that may be just enough to start a zombie rising. Lincoln will be pissed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:17 AM (piMMO)

95 So let it be written, so let it be done... we will allow this tribe to remain, and make bricks for our monuments, and mow our lawns... and their children also...

Posted by: Pharoh Barrackus the Foist at June 15, 2012 09:17 AM (lZBBB)

96

Radio news gal during news break on Rush says new "policy" doesn't apply if said travellers without papers have broken any laws.

speechless

Posted by: old glazier at June 15, 2012 09:18 AM (KcINh)

97 HEY LATINA LADIES THIS IS SMOOTH BARACK HERE. THIS IS NOT A SCAM! I WILL PAY $$$ IF YOU LET ME TAKE PICTURES AND IF YOU VOTE FOR ME! YOU HAVE TO MEET ME IN PRIVATE AT MY REMOTE CABIN FOR AN INTERVIEW. ...

Posted by: Smooth on Craigslist at June 15, 2012 09:18 AM (cgOkw)

98 drown*

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (TomZ9)

99

The only thing I can consider is that he knows some people or has heard from constituents who are in the "came to the US illegally as minors and are illegal in a country that is their home" category.

 

I have family members that have this mindset. An uncle's parents came to Texas from Mexico back in the 40s or 50s. Although he was born and raised in Texas they were illegals and so for personal reasons both he and my aunt would be considered pro-amnesty.

 

I think that there are ways to square this illegal alien circle but blanket declarations and mass amnesties should be non-starters. In fact, I think our whole immigration system is broken and needs a complete overhaul.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (JxMoP)

100

I'm thinking of a daisy. A daisy growing in a nice, peaceful green meadow. A cool breeze blows over me. A stream runs through the meadow.

NO. NO. IT'S NOT WORKING. I WANT TO STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!!!!!


No, no, no, no, that's not how you do it here at the kinder, gentler HQ. It goes like this:

 I'm thinking of a daisy. A daisy growing in a nice, peaceful green meadow. A cool breeze blows over me. A stream runs through the meadow.  I kneel by the stream, dipping my hands into the soothing water.  I watch as the red swirls into the azure depths, creating a sparkling mosaic reflecting the interwoven tapestry of our destinies.  The birds sing, their melodies blending smoothly with the whimpers and pleas for mercy that are carried on the breeze.  The scent of jasmine provides a counterpoint to the coppery tang wafting through the air.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (VtjlW)

101

So let it be written, so let it be done... we will allow this tribe to remain, and make bricks for our monuments, and mow our lawns... and their children also...

 

****

 

And if they don't vote Democrat, they'll have to amke their bricks without straw.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (jUZRg)

102

the tab for his new throne



Barack's Lupercalia seat will not be gilded, though.  That might seem gaudy.  It will just have chrome spinners.

Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (UaxA0)

103
frown*

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (G/zuv)

104 Ah so Christians are going to institute Communism. I see. Do go on.

Posted by: Guy With Radio Frequencies in His Fillings at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (ichgg)

105 My Lord, he can't even say how many more he'll do. It's less sincere than a Nigerian chain letter.


****

Greed is always the undoing of con-men and thieves.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (piMMO)

106 Did anyone bother to check the expiration date on that statement? it smells kinda fishy to me...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 15, 2012 09:19 AM (SO2Q8)

107
BTW - the press keeps reporting Obama's action as affecting "illegal immigrants under the age of 30."

The official memo actually says "not above the age of 30."  So 30 you stay, 31 -- well, who are we kidding, you'll stay too, but for some other reason.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2012 09:20 AM (kdS6q)

108 93 --- "the explosion of the Republican Pary and the Christian church ..." Hey, that's what I've been talking about, man! Dig it!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 15, 2012 09:20 AM (C8mVl)

109 He needs to move to China and become president there.  I'm sure he'd feel much better there.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 15, 2012 09:21 AM (UK9cE)

110 clown?

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:21 AM (TomZ9)

111 Never fear, America. I'm preparing a firey speech.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at June 15, 2012 09:21 AM (IoNBC)

112 Samuel "Motherfucking" Jackson.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2012 09:21 AM (iYbLN)

113
And we all know that illegals from the south of the border Never lie about their age and have Impeccable birth records to prove it.


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:21 AM (G/zuv)

114

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 01:19 PM (VtjlW)

 

Hey, Gringo... get out of ze way.... I have to spray that weed to get it out of El Jefes Lawn...

Posted by: Jose Montoya, Now Legal Gardener at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (lZBBB)

115 Do we need to rethink this whole "Union/Republic" thing now? Just look at the reaction from the marxists on the west coast and east coast - they just are not compatible with the rest of America. It isn't that we aren't agreeing - it is that we cannot coexist under each other's governments. At all. Now, this isn't some 'raaaarg smash" post. I'm genuinely curious if anyone else thinks that we've gotten to the point of saying "Party's over, time to go home". Am I the only one who thinks that the Left has left the building and gone completely nuts? That it is simply Tyranny under a left-wing government?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (YSyyZ)

116
for example: David Ortiz, Boston Red Sox

If you believe he's 35...

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (G/zuv)

117 and 31-83 is close enough for govt work

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (TomZ9)

118 Give me a little room here, i need space to evolve some more.

Posted by: Barack at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (SO2Q8)

119 Just noticed that he's including a GED as qualifying for amnesty.

So basically any illegal immigrant under the age of 30 who can gin up phony documentation claiming they were here before their 16th birthday and can pass a GED would get amnesty.

Oh, and by the way- you can take the GED in Spanish.  In other words, any illegal under 30 who isn't too dumb to pass a GED and obtain a phony phone bill backdated before their 16th birthday would be able to stay.

The only possible saving grace here is that without a law on the books, ICE agents on the ground might not feel particularly obligated to go along with Obama's little dictat.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 15, 2012 09:22 AM (SY2Kh)

120 crown*

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:23 AM (G/zuv)

121 Apropos of crazyass stupidity-Posted by: Quint&Jessel

Maybe I'm just a little slow, but does it seem a recent thing where lefties are claiming that all the bad things of the hard Left are actually the fault of the right?

"We're not trying to change the 1st Amendment, YOU ARE!!!"

"Mao never killed anyone, Imperialist Americans killed 70 million Chinese!!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 15, 2012 09:23 AM (famk3)

122 Barack's Lupercalia seat will not be gilded, though. That might seem gaudy. It will just have chrome spinners.


******

LOL!

A different kind of spinners

http://bit.ly/K87kz1

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:23 AM (piMMO)

123 The only thing I can consider is that he knows some people or has heard from constituents who are in the "came to the US illegally as minors and are illegal in a country that is their home" category.

---------------------

I was listening to Chris Plante this morning and a caller called in that was originally from Guatemala, but was now a successful man running several businesses in the US.  He was well-spoken and eluded to being in touch with Boehner and the Republicans telling them to be ready for this, that it was coming and they needed to get in front of the ball on it.  I gathered his contact was much more than just being a letter-writer.  He said (paraphrasing) that there is a big misconception that Hispanics are all on board the amnesty train.  He also said that, because our handling on immigration being the snafu that it is....that he knows young Guatemalans that have no skills and no desire to make anything of themselves, are just going to live off their parents' $ until they're ready to basically "live in the United States."  He asks these young people, what are you going to do to support yourself, what are you going to do with your life?"  The answer is such that their career, as it were, is to come here and live off the handouts. 

Now I have to go change the pads on my eyes.  The blood just keeps shooting out, no matter what I do....

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 09:23 AM (vOMX+)

124

i imagine calderon has his printing presses flying.

let's see those we don't want in our country anymore? everyone is 29 or under.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:24 AM (TomZ9)

125

BHO...all the consistency of Bud mud and Montazuma's renvenge with just a touch of festering head wound.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:24 AM (eavT+)

126 So I suck cock from time to time, Don't worry about it.

Posted by: They call me Barky at June 15, 2012 09:24 AM (1ip6J)

127 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:25 AM (8y9MW)

128 I'm reading an interesting book on Total Resistance. Written by a Swiss Colonel. He states that guerrilla warfare is the cruelest and most brutal form of warefare, then goes on to illustrate  the two methods of killing quietly with an axe. Most interesting.

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 09:25 AM (OlN4e)

129

Now, this isn't some 'raaaarg smash" post. I'm genuinely curious if anyone else thinks that we've gotten to the point of saying "Party's over, time to go home".


Yes, I do.  The question is how to proceed with a lawful separation.  You don't think the marxists will let the productive parts of the country go without a fight, do you?

It's something I've been wondering for some time.  We simply cannot coexist.  But we can't cleanly separate on a geographical line.  We would have to have a Pakistan/India migration. 

And likely the Paki/India migration bloodbath.


Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 09:25 AM (UaxA0)

130 town.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:25 AM (TomZ9)

131 Apropros of nothing (no, really) I want tacos.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:25 AM (8y9MW)

132 LOL, one of wifey's friends from the bridge club just came by to pick her up to carry her to rad treatment in the city, thus freeing me up. I just poured up a shot of Crown Black Label and put in Meatloaf live DVD in DTS and cranking it up....loud. May not be any news tomorrow either.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:26 AM (YdQQY)

133 I like soccer.  (link below, hopefully)

Posted by: CUS at June 15, 2012 09:27 AM (84pE9)

134 Skip the strawberries. I hate fruit messing up my chocolate.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 09:28 AM (WCAIB)

135 Two words, soothsayer. Fausto Carmona.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 15, 2012 09:28 AM (VENdg)

136 >>The answer is such that their career, as it were, is to come here and live off the handouts.

We've got sufficient numbers of native-born young people doing that already.


*slurp*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 09:28 AM (ZKzrr)

137

Maybe I'm just a little slow, but does it seem a recent thing where lefties are claiming that all the bad things of the hard Left are actually the fault of the right?

"We're not trying to change the 1st Amendment, YOU ARE!!!"

"Mao never killed anyone, Imperialist Americans killed 70 million Chinese!!!"

****

 

The most infuriating of all mutations of this is Vietnam fatalities.  John F'ing Kerry and many others provide a number of people killed by US in Vietnam that is accurate only if you include eveybody killed by the VC and the North as well.  So when that VC killed the school principal in Hue during Tet, castrated him, and put his testicles in his mouth, that was us.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:29 AM (jUZRg)

138
No proof of age will be required.
No proof of how long they've been here illegally will be required.

This is way more insidious than it even appears on the surface.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:29 AM (G/zuv)

139 123- THIS is the biggest problem. The welfare handouts. Only citizens should qualify. And get rid of birthright citizenship for illegal aliens' kids. (I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2012 09:29 AM (C8mVl)

140
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
ya no puede caminar
porque le falta, porque no tiene
marijuana pa' fumar.

Huh -huh.

Hey man, did you eat all the doritos?

Posted by: Choom 4 Obama at June 15, 2012 09:30 AM (Qxdfp)

141 crown*

 

 

Too late, already hiding under my desk.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:30 AM (VtjlW)

142 I just poured up a shot of Crown Black Label and put in Meatloaf live DVD in DTS and cranking it up....loud. May not be any news tomorrow either.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 01:26 PM (YdQQY)


Go crazy, Vic, have two shots.

Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2012 09:30 AM (I2fq9)

143
Fausto Carmona.

Remember that Danny kid who played in the Little League World Series several years ago?

All those Dominican ball players are older than they say they claim. The record-keeping down there is a joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:31 AM (G/zuv)

144
   It strikes me that this EO could be basis for a lawsuit. As far as standing is concerned, would not the entire group of immigrants following legal requirements to become citizens be affected?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2012 09:31 AM (SAMxH)

145 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 15, 2012 09:31 AM (QcS9L)

146 It's something I've been wondering for some time. We simply cannot coexist. But we can't cleanly separate on a geographical line. We would have to have a Pakistan/India migration.

Actually, I think we could, if we would.  The "hard" left is (predominately) situated on the coasts (and not even all of that, really) and in the North (recent developments notwithstanding).  The "hard" right is in the south, especially (not only, but especially) between the Appalachians and the Rockies.

So, if Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama formed a "core" of a Constitutional Union (or somesuch) I think you could get the rest sorted out fairly easily.  Well, as these things go, anyway- I think we could avoid the worst of the bloodbath, not avoid it completely.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:32 AM (8y9MW)

147 Since the dems are always agitating for the draft, maybe congress can pass a bill requiring proof of selective service registration to obtain one of these work permits.

Illegals 18-25 are by law compelled to register for the draft just like anyone else.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 15, 2012 09:33 AM (bBPI7)

148 But if you can throw a ball, lies don't matter.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 15, 2012 09:33 AM (VENdg)

149 "Mao never killed anyone, Imperialist Americans killed 70 million Chinese!!!"

Posted by:at June 15, 2012 01:23 PM (famk3)

**

Battered wife syndrom, "He wouldn't have bashed my head into the wall if I had just folded the laundry on time!"

**

Socialism is the Lefts abusive husband. 

***

Socialism thy name is Ike Turner.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:33 AM (eavT+)

150 On Valentine's Day in 2007, I took the oath and became a naturalized citizen.  After spending 5 years and about a couple of thousand dollars of my own money, I think I have absolute moral authority to speak on this matter.

This pisses me off to no end.  I went through the immigration process by the book, following all the rules, disclosing all my information, taking time off from work to travel to the USCIS center (3 hour drive each way), and waiting.  And waiting.

I don't understand why I had to go through all that when I could have just done nothing and still come out even with someone who came here illegally.  What the fuck?  Rule of law?  I can see that shit is for suckers.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 09:34 AM (GQ8sn)

151
Why so fickle, my peeps?

You guys are like a roller coaster of emotions. For the last several days everyone was happy and confident.

Now when the Left pokes back it's back to gloom and doom. Don't give up so easily.

Bob 'n weave.


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:34 AM (G/zuv)

152 >>>Mitch McConnell ripped into Obama as a "dangerous radical"

Harsh words from Mitch? So the archeological expedition finally found his long lost balls for him?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 09:35 AM (0q2P7)

153 We'll provide a GED and free transportation for anyone under 29...

Posted by: Generic Central American Gov't at June 15, 2012 09:35 AM (OXvj/)

154 Zachary Taylor.

Posted by: Millard Fillmore at June 15, 2012 09:36 AM (YmPwQ)

155

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 01:34 PM (GQ8sn)

Where are you from originally? BTW, you speak Moron with perfect inflection, cusswords and all....

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 09:36 AM (OlN4e)

156

It strikes me that this EO could be basis for a lawsuit. As far as standing is concerned, would not the entire group of immigrants following legal requirements to become citizens be affected?

 

 

Not just immigrants looking to become citizens, but all legal aliens. Every foreigner who followed the laws to come to this country to work, to become an American, or both has just been screwed. The legal immigrants I've spoken to about this have been uniformly opposed. The most bitterly opposed was one whose parents had immigrated legally from Mexico back in the 80s.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 15, 2012 09:36 AM (JxMoP)

157 On Valentine's Day in 2007, I took the oath and became a naturalized citizen. After spending 5 years and about a couple of thousand dollars of my own money, I think I have absolute moral authority to speak on this matter.

There's an old Latin legal term for guys like you.  It's "chump."

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at June 15, 2012 09:36 AM (QKKT0)

158 153 >>>Mitch McConnell ripped into Obama as a "dangerous radical" Harsh words from Mitch? So the archeological expedition finally found his long lost balls for him? Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 01:35 PM (0q2P7) Nah, he got a testosterone shot, it'll wear off in a day...

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 09:37 AM (OXvj/)

159 Shouldn't there at least be a requirement that they can hit the curveball?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 15, 2012 09:37 AM (SO2Q8)

160

Vic is my hero.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:37 AM (eavT+)

161 Actually, I think we could, if we would. The "hard" left is (predominately) situated on the coasts (and not even all of that, really) and in the North>>

In the northern states the hard left is concentrated in the larger cities. So wall them in and keep the agriculture.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2012 09:37 AM (tf9Ne)

162 I approve of the President's decision.

Posted by: Gray Davis at June 15, 2012 09:37 AM (F83vV)

163
If it's any consolation, my soothsayer senses tell me that Mitt will respond to Obama's latest move and, again, the tables will be turned.

Obama's making all the wrong moves. This is just another gross miscalculation by Obama

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:38 AM (G/zuv)

164 Hey, we thought they were boxes of cellphones.  Seriously.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 15, 2012 09:38 AM (QKKT0)

165

wipes the froth off my lips...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with my tongue (cinnamon vanilla latte)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:38 AM (TomZ9)

166 I don't understand why I had to go through all that when I could have just done nothing and still come out even with someone who came here illegally. What the fuck? Rule of law? I can see that shit is for suckers.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 01:34 PM (GQ8sn)

 

You are obviously willing to work, rather than have everything handed to you with no effort. You are obviously not part of my base, and thus I have no use for you.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 15, 2012 09:38 AM (ggRof)

167 There is no free lunch!  Unless its BBQ for me.

Posted by: Emperor Barackup at June 15, 2012 09:38 AM (A5DYE)

168 My prediction for the Repub response - John "cryin' mangina" Boehner : "ok Mr. President, but remember you promised just the tip"

Posted by: michelle's mustache at June 15, 2012 09:40 AM (VLL6T)

169 Now when the Left pokes back it's back to gloom and doom. Don't give up so easily.

Bob 'n weave.


*****

I somewhat admire their ability to strategize but, unlike 2008, their strategy has so many holes in it. In this case: They may have taken Rubio out of the running, but to many, such as myself, that isn't a loss anyway.

The big picture remains the economy and jobs, but a runaround the congress can't NOT be a story.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:40 AM (piMMO)

170 SCOAMF running late again. Bitch is afraid to go out in public. Let the approval rate hit the floor...

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2012 09:40 AM (fWAjv)

171 132 LOL, one of wifey's friends from the bridge club just came by to pick her up to carry her to rad treatment in the city, thus freeing me up. I just poured up a shot of Crown Black Label and put in Meatloaf live DVD in DTS and cranking it up....loud. May not be any news tomorrow either.

Drink to Obama's new campaign theme being "Life Is A Lemon (And I Want My Money Back)"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 15, 2012 09:40 AM (e0xKF)

172 We accept Fiat money!

Posted by: Your Southern California Fiat Dealers Assn at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (QKKT0)

173

So, if Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama formed a "core" of a Constitutional Union (or somesuch) I think you could get the rest sorted out fairly easily. Well, as these things go, anyway- I think we could avoid the worst of the bloodbath, not avoid it completely.

 

 

There would need to be some displacement though. Many Yankee immigrants would need to be deported.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (JxMoP)

174    167 Bunk

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (tf9Ne)

175 I see linked on Hot Air, even Lindsey Graham says that this power grab is illegal.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (jUZRg)

176 Deporting these illegals to Mexico would be the equivalent of the death penalty. Our government has allowed so many fast and furious guns to walk down there that the place has become a never ending firing squad. This move wasn't for *chuckles*, for *laughs*, for votes!!! It was out of regret on how their second amendment crushing, super duper, super secret plan............Got found out and now he feels he needs to save them.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (HaJD9)

177 Has anyone from that brave and brazen party called Republicans commented on this yet?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (UK9cE)

178 170 My prediction for the Repub response - John "cryin' mangina" Boehner : "ok Mr. President, but remember you promised just the tip" Posted by: michelle's mustache at June 15, 2012 01:40 PM (VLL6T) Both hands on the shoulders and THRUST!

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama - Inner Monologue at June 15, 2012 09:41 AM (OXvj/)

179 151- Preach it, EC! My family went through the same LEGAL system with the same difficulties. And another thing. They like to talk about how these kids are innocents and yes, they are. But their parents aren't. You cannot separate a kid from the parent so easily, that is, a benefit to a kid IS a benefit to a parent. So when you benefit the children of illegals, you are benefiting illegals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2012 09:42 AM (C8mVl)

180 I shouldn't have done. I bought another Les Paul....

Posted by: Beto at June 15, 2012 09:42 AM (BAnPT)

181 If it's any consolation, my soothsayer senses tell me that Mitt will respond to Obama's latest move and, again, the tables will be turned.

I find it interesting that Mitt was most strident during the primaries when it came to illegal immigration and his opposition to it.  It was striking to me.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 15, 2012 09:43 AM (T0NGe)

182 177 I see linked on Hot Air, even Lindsey Graham says that this power grab is illegal. Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 01:41 PM (jUZRg) And we will send a very strongly worded letter to him. Maybe, if it's OK with him.

Posted by: Re-dublicans at June 15, 2012 09:43 AM (OXvj/)

183 Where are you from originally? BTW, you speak Moron with perfect inflection, cusswords and all....

I'm from Canada.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)

184 Bob 'n weave.


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 01:34 PM (G/zuv)

***

Serpentine!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:44 AM (eavT+)

185 Yet Jeb says we need more crossing the aisle and bipartisanship.

But those two babes singing with Meatloaf (a conservative) are teh hawt!

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:44 AM (YdQQY)

186 willow, why are you taunting Happy Fun Alex? 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:44 AM (VtjlW)

187 Well, all my worries and concerns about the President doing an end run around the Constitution and the Congress have been confirmed. He won't stop, the Constitution is a dead letter now. There's nothing I can do individually, so I'm going to start drinking again. Goodbye wagon. You've been a bitch for 13 years. I'm going to get fucking drunk as a pickled otter and play beta MMO's all weekend and pretend I am not a slave.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (YSyyZ)

188 For those that cannot stay calm. The US Open is on it's 2nd day. US in the lead!

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (HOOye)

189 Sorry that should be Meat Loaf (two words)

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (YdQQY)

190 186 Bob 'n weave. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 01:34 PM (G/zuv) *** Serpentine!!! Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 01:44 PM (eavT+) Women and children and pot-bellied middle-age men first!

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (OXvj/)

191 Has this whole country gone mad? Any other country would be in a full scale civil war by now. The gentile nature of the American people will not be rewarded. Racist? No, it's called Nationalist. I am a nationalist. I give a rats patooty (Please note the kinder, gentler OSP) where your great grandparents came from. As long as the came through the front door.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (9TTOe)

192

NO. NO.  IT'S NOT WORKING.  I WANT TO STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!!!!!

 

Hey, bro - take a toke of this and chillax. . .you'll be real mellow in October.

Posted by: Preezy "Don't Bogart That Doob, Honky" Obama at June 15, 2012 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

193 When we constitute Conservastan we will have to deport the leftards, save for those designated as "special cases" (hot women). Those special cases must report to the reeducation (my bunk) facility.

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 09:46 AM (OlN4e)

194

And we will send a very strongly worded letter to him. Maybe, if it's OK with him.

----

We anticiapte bolded words and perhaps a 12-point sans serif font to illustrate the danger to the republic (for which we kneel).

Posted by: Congress at June 15, 2012 09:46 AM (SO2Q8)

195

that's to help defuse the angsty day.

women (men on special occasions)attention;

boobehs, of all types welcome, as are foot rubs, back rubs, aspirin, morphine drips!

stat, this assignment might last for 7 mths or so.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:46 AM (TomZ9)

196

NRO has a primer on Napolitano-speak:

 

“It’s not amnesty. It is an exercise of discretion.”

ItÂ’s not a terrorist attack. ItÂ’s a man-caused disaster.

ItÂ’s not a global war on terror. ItÂ’s an overseas contingency operation.

ItÂ’s not the Ft. Hood massacre. ItÂ’s an instance of workplace violence.

ItÂ’s not a war. ItÂ’s a kinetic military operation.

ItÂ’s not a mandate. ItÂ’s a compromise.

ItÂ’s not taxing and spending. ItÂ’s an investment.

ItÂ’s not a a public-sector boondoggle. ItÂ’s a stimulus.

ItÂ’s not a duck. ItÂ’s . . .

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 09:47 AM (jUZRg)

197 195 When we constitute Conservastan we will have to deport the leftards, save for those designated as "special cases" (hot women). Those special cases must report to the reeducation (my bunk) facility. Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 01:46 PM (OlN4e) Will there be educational videos available for rent or purchase?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 09:47 AM (9TTOe)

198

Sheriff Joe has already said that they'll still be arrested.

You all know what is going to happen, right?  Now that it's been made clear and more than clear that our elected officials won't enforce the laws of the land.  Enforce?  Ignore, I say.  Rule by Fiat, I say.    What is going to happen is people are going to start taking the law to themselves and blood will be spilled again.

I am a RC and I quote one of the great English martyrs here:

"The fort is betrayed even of them that should have defended it"

 - Bishop John Fisher -

 

Posted by: keithp at June 15, 2012 09:47 AM (kduZC)

199
I have a crazy theory about Rubio and why he was pushing the DREAM Act.

And Rubio's reaction today kinda confirms what I've suspected: Rubio has been playing a part in Mitt's presidential bid all along.

It's no secret that the GOP has a desire to pander to the latino demographic. Whether we like it or not, the GOP thinks they need to pander to them in order to remain even with the Democrat party.

So they send Rubio out to pay lip service with this Dream Act stuff, thus swiping the issue from Obama. Later, Rubio was to be chosen to be on the ticket...as a friend to both conservatives and latinos. But Obama just out-maneuvered the GOP and went ahead with an XO, taking Rubio and the GOP by surprise.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:47 AM (G/zuv)

200

Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas
, Mississippi, and Alabama



I suppose the large majorities of black voters in these states will somehow magically become Republican?  And the "Solid South"?  Really?  You think a new southern secession is going to be palatable to anyone?

All we could hope for is flyover Jesusland and the southeast, and then we'd still need a west coast outlet.

That's what I mean about intractable.

Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 09:48 AM (UaxA0)

201 >If we can get through this Friday without someone burning the blog down

Whatever happened to trashcan man?

Posted by: Bob Saget at June 15, 2012 09:48 AM (SDkq3)

202 I tried to post this before but it somehow disappeared - ICE agent Jaime Zapata, who was murdered in an ambush in Mexico, signed an investigative report regarding F&F guns purchased by straw buyers in Arizona 7 months before his death. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ctqn4hv

Posted by: michelle's mustache at June 15, 2012 09:48 AM (VLL6T)

203

alexthechick,

 

tea seemed lacking in oomph in this enviornment

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:48 AM (TomZ9)

204 Is SCOAMT yapping yet?

Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2012 09:48 AM (I2fq9)

205 Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 01:47 PM (G/zuv) Don't be duped Sooth. Amnesty has been the establishment GOPs plan all along.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 09:49 AM (9TTOe)

206 So they send Rubio out to pay lip service with this Dream Act stuff, thus swiping the issue from Obama. Later, Rubio was to be chosen to be on the ticket...as a friend to both conservatives and latinos. But Obama just out-maneuvered the GOP and went ahead with an XO, taking Rubio and the GOP by surprise. Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 01:47 PM (G/zuv) There was a rumor of this EO for months...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 09:49 AM (OXvj/)

207 It still amazes me that after three-plus years none of the crooks, cronies, and crackpots that make up Obama's court have taken a dive.

Closest we got was Van Jones.

Chu, Jackson, Holder, Geithner, they're all still there.

Get Napoletano up in front of Congress and get her on record stating what the applicable immigration law is. 

Get her to explain how this administration thinks there's enough wiggle room in that law for her to do what Obama's telling her to do.

I'd like to see her forced to admit under oath that this policy is not legal.

Posted by: JEM at June 15, 2012 09:49 AM (o+SC1)

208 Just a note, if you are already frustrated, don't try and play golf to relax. It doesn't work and you'll spend a lot of money replacing the clubs your snap in half.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 09:50 AM (0q2P7)

209

I just poured up a shot of Crown Black Label. . .

 

Sounds good.  Have a great weekend, you and Mrs. Vic.  I'm out 'til Monday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at June 15, 2012 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

210 ItÂ’s not a duck. ItÂ’s . . .

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 01:47 PM (jUZRg)


It's not an islamist coup, its an Arab Spring.


Sounds like something you'd take your kids to.

Posted by: Cicero at June 15, 2012 09:50 AM (QKKT0)

211 #185 Pfft. Another yankee. Why can't we get us some good immigrants form, like- Paraguay or sumptin. With boobehs.


Well, I can wear that Mountie uniform for you if you're into that sort of thing.  It comes with a riding crop and the knee-high boots.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

212 Anyone watching the Euro2012 matches? /ducks thrown vegetables

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 15, 2012 09:51 AM (QcS9L)

213 177 I see linked on Hot Air, even Lindsey Graham says that this power grab is illegal.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 01:41 PM (jUZRg)

**

Republicans like McConnel & Lindsey Grahamesty complaing about SCOAMF has all the heft of a 8yr old yelling you cheated during a game of dodge ball.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:51 AM (eavT+)

214 Don't be duped Sooth. Amnesty has been the establishment GOPs plan all along.

Imagine a sea of Hispanic surnames all proudly wearing the GOP t-shirt.

Posted by: Karl Rove at June 15, 2012 09:51 AM (QKKT0)

215 This is despiration by Obama, he has made a calculated gamble that net/net he will be better off. Latinos are the only group left to juice turnout. This will further depress black turnout, further cement opposition and remind the middle class that he just does not care about them

Posted by: standfast24 at June 15, 2012 09:52 AM (s4wkw)

216 Let the approval rate hit the floor...

With apologies to Drowning Pool:

Let the 'proval hit the floor
Let the 'proval hit the floor
Let the 'proval hit the....  floooooooor!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:53 AM (8y9MW)

217
There are 3 camps in the GOP on the Amnesty issue.

Those who want it.
Those who do not want it.
And those who are savvy enough to pretend they want it in order to string along the latino vote.*

I'm in the last camp. And I'd like to think Romney and Rubio are in it, too.

*example: Obama says the first thing he'll do is close Gitmo...wink wink.


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:53 AM (G/zuv)

218 178:  No...no, I'm pretty sure it was for the votes.  Largely because your version requires they have consciences, which they've demonstrated amply they lack.

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 15, 2012 09:53 AM (GBXon)

219 Imagine a sea of Hispanic surnames all proudly wearing MS-13 Tatoos. Posted by: Karl Rove at June 15, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT0) FIFY

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 09:53 AM (9TTOe)

220 More people disliked the way obama and the dems ramrodded obamacare down our throats than than what was in the bill ( and we still don't know what's in the bill ). And more people are gonna dislike the way obama is trying to usurp Congress and the will of the American People and ramming this amnesty down out throats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 09:53 AM (05RcU)

221 Illegal workers
Pray to the God Obama
Let my people Stay

Posted by: trainer haiku at June 15, 2012 09:54 AM (Rojyk)

222 So how long before Obama 'credits' Reagan?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:54 AM (piMMO)

223 "Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn –"

Posted by: Cloud William at June 15, 2012 09:55 AM (OXvj/)

224 If Miss Lindsay is coming out (no pun) against this illegal move, might there be any Dems who concur that weren't on the amnesty bullet train?  Bipartisan condemnation at the end run around Congress is what's needed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 09:55 AM (vOMX+)

225 The gentile nature of the American people

Only most of the American people.  We do have a fair number of Jews.

No word on what percentage of the American people have a gentle nature.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 09:55 AM (8y9MW)

226 I suppose the large majorities of black voters in these states will somehow magically become Republican? And the "Solid South"? Really? You think a new southern secession is going to be palatable to anyone?


I do not want to see the South secede again.  I want to see the libtard hardcore Blue States secede after which we will say great, have at it.  I say bring on the Hartford Convention.  The North thought it was legal as well.


Meanwhile Meat Loaf sings wearing a letterman jacket with a Texas patch and skimpy clad cheer leader squad dances in front of him.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:56 AM (YdQQY)

227 Yeah, I'm not witty an' shit like you guys, so I'm just going to find the stupidest thing on the Intertubes per day and post that somewhere here.  The Intertubes will never let me down, no matter what else around here will.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 15, 2012 09:56 AM (SmOV4)

228 "Spock, I've found that evil usually triumphs unless good is very, very careful."

Posted by: Doctor McCoy at June 15, 2012 09:56 AM (OXvj/)

229 No word on what percentage of the American people have a gentle nature. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 01:55 PM (8y9MW) Apparently enough to allow this bullshit to continue.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (9TTOe)

230
There was a rumor of this EO for months...

funny you should say that...




-- this is exactly what I've been saying Obama will do: He will
simply issue non-expiring Green Cards to all foreigners living in the U.S.

Then there will be no more illegals living in the U.S. Then they'll be giving voting rights. And, finally, Democrats are in full control forever; our republic is over.




Posted by: Soothsayer Maximus at November 18, 2010 01:48 PM (uFokq)


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (G/zuv)

231 The second "here" is not HERE-here.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (SmOV4)

232 There are 3 camps in the GOP on the Amnesty issue.

Those who want it.
Those who do not want it.
And those who are savvy enough to pretend they want it in order to string along the latino vote.*

I'm in the last camp. And I'd like to think Romney and Rubio are in it, too.



That is exactly how we got the income tax.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (YdQQY)

233 Anyone watching the Euro2012 matches? /ducks thrown vegetables Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 15, 2012 01:51 PM (QcS9L) ======== hehe, me, of course in between stuffies, and checking the US Open, as well. But, I record all the soccer matches, anyway, and watch them later if I miss the ones I want to see.

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (HOOye)

234

We loves Pres Bama more than life itself. Please keep up the good work Pres bama and fight for us little people that need your guidance to make our life meaniful. We loves you Pres Bama....

Posted by: The People of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (48wze)

235 I firmly believe that your dead wrong on your last line Soothsayer. Obama got too clever by half and I don't think Rubio was the VP pick. I think Obama is losing latino's and even blacks, he is scrambling to replace them and more importantly, changing the focus from the economy to anything else, won't work. IMHO, he was going to do this at some point before the election and the lousy press made him pull the trigger sooner than he would have liked. He may have bought himself a few days respite from the economic elephant in the room but it won't last AND he looks like the shady self centered rube that he is for doing this soley for his own personal political gain.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (HaJD9)

236 Issa's got a full plate, already. This just adds to it.

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 09:57 AM (HOOye)

237 I suppose the large majorities of black voters in these states will somehow magically become Republican?

And yet, we've gone R the last many elections here in Alabama.  Including not going for Obozo in '08.  Also currently an R-dominated state gov't, though we really wonder about some of these folks.

Now, things might get ugly in spots--I have my escape routes planned out, in the interests of proper contingency planning--but the results of any sort of unrest might not be what you'd think...

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at June 15, 2012 09:58 AM (GBXon)

238 We anticiapte bolded words and perhaps a 12-point sans serif font to illustrate the danger to the republic (for which we kneel).

Posted by: Congress at June 15, 2012 01:46 PM (SO2Q

**

Be Bold go 14-point Gill Sans Ultra Bold Condensed...or GO Home!!

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 09:58 AM (eavT+)

239 "Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn –"

Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at June 15, 2012 09:58 AM (bjRNS)

240 If Miss Lindsay is coming out (no pun) against this illegal move, might there be any Dems who concur that weren't on the amnesty bullet train? Bipartisan condemnation at the end run around Congress is what's needed.


****

LG is so damned frustrating because he is so good with regard to some issues and then he disappoints.

I love to hear him discuss foreign policy on the Sunday talkies.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:58 AM (piMMO)

241 Rubio has made it clear he won't be VP.

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 09:59 AM (HOOye)

242 They are actually congratulating the "bravery" of the "Dreamers" on Twitter, #dreamers.

Seriously.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 09:59 AM (WCAIB)

243

have to admit to longing for smod.

smodalicious

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2012 09:59 AM (TomZ9)

244 Issa's got a full plate, already.

This just adds to it.


****

But he has some damn fine support around him: Gowdy, Chavetz, ...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 09:59 AM (piMMO)

245 That is exactly how we got the income tax. Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 01:57 PM (YdQQY) Well, yeah, but you gotta remember that the new Income Tax DID put the government on a permanently sound financial footing... Oh, wait...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:00 AM (niZvt)

246 Ya know what we need in Politics: Instant replay and Congressional Review/Supreme Court Review NO No that's a penalty. Revoke that dictate and 15 yards on obama.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:00 AM (05RcU)

247 If Miss Lindsay is coming out (no pun) against this illegal move

He is the most pro-illegal GOP Senator except McCain.  And Lindsay does nothing without McCain's OK.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 15, 2012 10:00 AM (T0NGe)

248 We all must support Pres Bama and help the Hispanics of Color because Pres Bama wants this. We loves you Pres Bama....

Posted by: The People of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 15, 2012 10:01 AM (48wze)

249 How about a thread on the charges being dropped against Aaron Walker? A win for free speech instead.

Posted by: Smooth on Craigslist at June 15, 2012 10:02 AM (cgOkw)

250 Is this a good excuse to start drinking early?

Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 15, 2012 10:02 AM (7+pP9)

251
Someday I'd love to hear how Congress foisted a Gas Tax on us to pay for roads.

What the fark is the income tax for??

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:02 AM (G/zuv)

252 But Obama just out-maneuvered the GOP and went ahead with an XO, taking Rubio and the GOP by surprise.

Nah, Rubio is staying where he is. No way he was pushing DREAM and also getting the veep spot. I'm thinking Jindal.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 10:03 AM (ichgg)

253 On the off chance Wonkish Rogue is still on this thread, did you send me a Twitter DM or was your account hacked?

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 15, 2012 10:03 AM (CQ1cz)

254 What the fark is the income tax for??

----------------

Those bureauweenies' salaries aren't going to pay themselves, you know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:03 AM (vOMX+)

255 Everytime my blood pressure rises, I go look at the photo at Drudge and LMAO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:04 AM (piMMO)

256 If we're carving up the states, I'd like to point out that even Washington State would be reasonably red -if- the "Space-Needle State" was split off.

That is: -just- everywhere that can see the Space Needle. I'd like to throw in everywhere that can see the statue of Lenin as well.

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2012 10:04 AM (MzQOZ)

257 So lemmi git this straight: You come here illegally and you get a pass but if you help the USA overseas in Pakistan you get sold out and get life in Jail?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:04 AM (05RcU)

258 Is this a good excuse to start drinking early?

All of June is National Papaya Month.  Cheers.

Posted by: Cicero at June 15, 2012 10:04 AM (QKKT0)

259
Okay, then give me the reason why Marco Rubio was pushing a Dream Act?

Unless Marco has a history of pandering to illegals while he was in the FL Senate, it seems to me that his push was a means to a political end.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:05 AM (G/zuv)

260 He is the most pro-illegal GOP Senator except McCain. And Lindsay does nothing without McCain's OK.


*****

I've said it before: If we can get McCain out office and end the mentor/protege relationship between them, Graham may be salvageable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (piMMO)

261 >>>A few years old, but I think it is topical today.

http://youtu.be/uZfRaWAtBVg

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (0q2P7)

262 254 Is this a good excuse to start drinking early? Posted by: Ed Anger Issues at June 15, 2012 02:02 PM (7+pP9) You havn't started yet? Dude.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (9TTOe)

263 IMHO, he was going to do this at some point before the election and the lousy press made him pull the trigger sooner than he would have liked.

No... I think 'Zona is coming down the pike Monday. If he did it afterwards it would look like even more sour grapes. Also this changes the "narrative". But it will backfire.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (ichgg)

264 Nah, Rubio is staying where he is. No way he was pushing DREAM and also getting the veep spot. I'm thinking Jindal.

---------------

I honestly would've been surprised if Rubio would've been the pick.  Romney has made such a point of putting someone in there that could run this country from day one if needed.  Rubio hasn't been around enough to fit that bill, imho.  Jindal has...and would be a good pick.  There are others too.  Rubio is pretty green in the scheme of things.  If Romney really meant what he said, he wasn't going to go with Rubio anyway.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (vOMX+)

265 I'm starting to wonder if Barry won't be our first chief executive to do time after his term.

Posted by: seriously disturbed at June 15, 2012 10:06 AM (QupBk)

266 aaand, frack france scores

Posted by: Sovereignty? Meh. at June 15, 2012 10:07 AM (HOOye)

267 So is his Royal Amnesty running late for his big announcement now?

Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2012 10:07 AM (WGmy2)

268 All this immigration amnesty talk reminded me of a book I was thinking of writing.  It's a sci-fi/social satire book, similar in setting to District 9 or Alien Nation where a mothership full of benign aliens appears in orbit one day.  They are travellers and their ship is broken with no chance of repair so they scuttle it into the sun after unloading everyone in the US southwest  (Groom Lake, NV where some of their other buddies tried landing before).  There's about a couple hundred thousand of them.

Certain US pols immediately throw out the welcome mat for them and try to get them assimilated by saying they'll give them free shit in return for their political support.  These aliens were actually slaves in their former lives and are fully aware of what is going on and categorically reject all instances of handouts, instead they turn out to be ultra conservative, preferring to go their own and work on rebuilding their new lives.  So now these certain US pols are in a bit of a bind, realizing they can't use any of these new "citizen" as a voting block and in fact they will certainly vote against them in the next election.  The hilarity starts when they try to make the aliens more illegal than other "aliens", and try to limit their rights.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

269 "I'm starting to wonder if Barry won't be our first chief executive to do time after his term."

Secret Service Dude: Hey, I was told there would be hookers. No one told me I'd be locked up -with- the hookers.

Posted by: Al at June 15, 2012 10:08 AM (MzQOZ)

270 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 02:06 PM (vOMX+) I concur. Although I close my eyes, bow my head and pray for Alan West.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:08 AM (9TTOe)

271

Anyone watching the Euro2012 matches?

 

 

Yes, and the cameramen have had some great honey shots this tournament. I think my eyes almost fell out of my head watching the Ukraine-Sweden match the other day. There were some very hot women in that crowd.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 15, 2012 10:08 AM (JxMoP)

272 "Okay, then give me the reason why Marco Rubio was pushing a Dream Act?" Possibly because he see's it as a problem and believes in what he is doing on the issue? I hate to say it but people do have their belief's despite the D or R at the end of their names, they don't always jibe with mine.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 10:09 AM (HaJD9)

273 So lemmi git this straight: You come here illegally and you get a pass but if you help the USA overseas in Pakistan you get sold out and get life in Jail?


*****

Was there a question in there?

Posted by: The MSM at June 15, 2012 10:09 AM (piMMO)

274 Graham may be salvageable.

Jack up the hood ornament and drive a new car underneath?

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 15, 2012 10:09 AM (bBPI7)

275 The gas tax began as a 1 cent per gal tax as part of the revenue act of 1932 urged on by a Republican, Hebert Hoover in a series of tax increases that were the largest in history at the time.  he wanted to "balance the budget".


Stupid, FDR was on the horizon.  And note all new taxes start out low and work their way up. Taxes are now one of the largest contributors to the price of gasoline now.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:09 AM (YdQQY)

276 So is his Royal Amnesty running late for his big announcement now?

Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2012 02:07 PM (WGmy2)


In celebration of his new law, he's taking a siesta.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 10:09 AM (ichgg)

277 "Okay, then give me the reason why Marco Rubio was pushing a Dream Act?"


*****

Because HE thinks it's a winning issue. It's not the only rookie mistake he's made.

Looking good on camera does not make him qualified for higher office.

Posted by: The MSM at June 15, 2012 10:10 AM (piMMO)

278 261 That's right RACIST! You gotta problem with it, take it up with one of those loosers in Congress who still thinks the law means someting.

Posted by: The New and Improved Campaign Reset Preezy at June 15, 2012 10:10 AM (X+nFp)

279 In celebration of his new law, he's taking a siesta. Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 02:09 PM (ichgg) I figured he'd be starring in a Donkey show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:11 AM (9TTOe)

280 279 - and this is why we absolutely must not let the idea of a national VAT or CO2 tax get traction.

Nothing on day one, 25% in ten years.

Posted by: JEM at June 15, 2012 10:11 AM (o+SC1)

281 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:11 AM (piMMO)

282 When does he cite Reagan?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:11 AM (piMMO)

283

Maybe someone here can answer me, because both my daughters (in AF) couldn't.

 

There are immigrants in the military, but all I know they came to this country the legal way and have Green Cards and most of them got their citizenship. But how does one who is illegal join the military?

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 15, 2012 10:11 AM (uVuwp)

284 I say to local and state governments, don't recognize the work permits or support this action.

There is no law passed by Congress which allows this action or legally permits it.

Let the DoJ and DHS sue.

What will be next if you don't fight back against this?

Posted by: EXILE at June 15, 2012 10:12 AM (8IBSO)

285
So the gas tax should've been a temporary measure until the budget was balanced?

And then somehow it became permanent...and about roads and bridges..

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:12 AM (G/zuv)

286 272- Hmmm. Sounds like non-fiction.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2012 10:12 AM (C8mVl)

287 "Because HE thinks it's a winning issue. It's not the only rookie mistake he's made. Looking good on camera does not make him qualified for higher office." It could also be that but I don't think it was. It may be hard to hear, he may actually be going against the GOP grain on it.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 10:12 AM (HaJD9)

288 I concur. Although I close my eyes, bow my head and pray for Alan West.

-----------------

I would love West, too.  But haven't you heard.....he's so....so....controversial and stuff.  Hot head, too.  Divisive.  Radical.  Not the image we want attached the the kinder, gentler Republican party.

/sarc

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:13 AM (vOMX+)

289 There are immigrants in the military, but all I know they came to this country the legal way and have Green Cards and most of them got their citizenship. But how does one who is illegal join the military? Posted by: Ma Bell at June 15, 2012 02:11 PM (uVuwp) We had greek philipinos when I was in the navy. It had something to do with a deal made with the Philipino Gov.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:13 AM (9TTOe)

290 Jack up the hood ornament and drive a new car underneath?


****

There's good there. He just needs to have a major tuneup.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:14 AM (piMMO)

291 269 I'm starting to wonder if Barry won't be our first chief executive to do time after his term.   --- Choom, Time, Blow, Lean - whatever you got bro. So long as i don't hafta pay

Posted by: Barry at June 15, 2012 10:14 AM (SO2Q8)

292 There are immigrants in the military, but all I know they came to this country the legal way and have Green Cards and most of them got their citizenship. But how does one who is illegal join the military?

You can join the military as an enlisted person, but cannot be commissioned as an officer until you are a citizen. 

I looked into this when I was in ROTC in college.  Being a non-citizen, I could only complete the first two years of ROTC, because the junior and senior years made you formally commit by signing a contract.  One of our cadre NCO's was from Cuba.  He, like Tony Montana, came to FL on a raft and eventually joined the army and worked his way up to E-7.  Before coming to America, he was in the Cuban army and saw action in Angola. 

You can enlist, serve your time, and then apply for citizenship afterwards.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

293 Honestly, the GOP could win this one, but it'd take some balls.

You've got to get Napoletano up in front of Congress. 

You've got to get her to in essence admit that the policies covered in Obama's executive order violate the law. 

You've got to ask her whether she has acted upon this policy.

Then you've got to remind her that John Mitchell went to jail for about the same thing.


Posted by: JEM at June 15, 2012 10:15 AM (o+SC1)

294 >>But how does one who is illegal join the military?

Use the name/docs of a legally resident friend or relative.  Then, when they get found out and dishonorably discharged, the MFM writes three-hankie pieces about how horribly unfair and raaaaaaacist the military is (what? white citizens who lie about their identity to join also get kicked out? irrelevant!)


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at June 15, 2012 10:15 AM (ZKzrr)

295
Possibly because he see's it as a problem and believes in what he is doing on the issue?

Because HE thinks it's a winning issue.

Perhaps, perhaps.

But I'm a bit more cynical when it comes to politician's motives.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:15 AM (G/zuv)

296 All this immigration amnesty talk reminded me of a book I was thinking of writing.

That's a pretty solid plot.   Make sure the alien women are all scorching hot, and got pleasing 3 octave voices.  Then they can completely take over the porn, fashion, and entertainment industries shattering those liberal bastions.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 15, 2012 10:15 AM (bBPI7)

297 286 When does he cite Reagan?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 02:11 PM (piMMO)


Yesterday after Nixon, Eisenhower, and Lincoln. I was waiting for Johnson, Grant, Hayes. Garfield, Harrison, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Harding, and Hoover as well.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (WCAIB)

298 Quoting Gene Smith (biographer)

The United States government was spending two and a half million dollars a day more than it took in. If that continued, America, like any other bankrupt, would be unable to pay its bills. If bankruptcy came, it would bring what had happened to Germany: hideous inflation, wheelbarrows of dollars to pay for a loaf of bread, meals doubling in price as the diner ate, the end of the middle classes, Bolshevism.

Together, Hoover and Mills formulated the most brutal peacetime revenue bill the country had ever seen. The bill called for a rise in estate taxes from 23 percent to 45 percent, an increase in personal income taxes from 23 percent to 45 percent, a rise in corporation taxes, a sales tax, a drastic modification of capital gains advantages. With the unheard of taxes must come ruthless reductions in government expenditures: a cut in the pension paid to General [John J. "Blackjack"] Pershing [hero of World War I], a one-week vacation without pay each month for the majority of government employees, decreases in the salary of each member of the Cabinet, $12,000 instead of $15,000, and of the President, $60,000 instead of $75,000.



At this time Republicans were firmly in the "progressive caucus" too.  It took Goldwater to start the shift to the right. And we still have too many R's who are like Hoover. 

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (YdQQY)

299 LATMA in Israel made a music video about the SCOAM(F/T)'s intelligence leaks.  Heh heh.

http://tinyurl.com/6t3565o

Posted by: Ian S. at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (tqwMN)

300

West: A filthy steaming hippie dump
Obama: Police car

Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (ichgg)

301 You can enlist, serve your time, and then apply for citizenship afterwards. Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 02:14 PM (GQ8sn) I believe you can, and people do, become citizens while they are serving.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (05RcU)

302 292 Allen West? Seriously? The US would never elect a radical to high office! Please be reasonable. You Repubs just don't get it.

Posted by: The New and Improved Campaign Reset Preezy at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (X+nFp)

303 It all goes back to education.  They don't take American kids, they take kids from other countries for their programs.  Then they can say "well there are no Americans holding PHD's in (fill in) so we need these people to stay here. 

Engineering programs in this country are stocked with kids from other countries, American kids, not so much.

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:16 AM (oZfic)

304 >>Looking good on camera does not make him qualified for higher office.

It qualified me!

Posted by: Debbie Wassertwat-Schmutz at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)

305 Damn! Somebody there is pissed!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (piMMO)

306 The black utes are just gonna LOVE this. They're all gonna join hands with the Hispanics and start singing Kumbaya./ sarc. It's been MY experience that the blacks have treated the Hispanics as inferiors, the Hispanics have noticed that and give a big FU back at the "morenos". Most Hispanics think that "Whitey " is their friend,  NOT the high-stepping, choom-ganging, posers.

Posted by: bigmike at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (aO9Nf)

307 Yesterday after Nixon, Eisenhower, and Lincoln. I was waiting for Johnson, Grant, Hayes. Garfield, Harrison, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Harding, and Hoover as well.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 02:16 PM (WCAIB)

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He doesn't need to quote Grant who had the most corrupt administration ever before Barky came along.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (YdQQY)

308 how does one who is illegal join the military?

Illegals MUST register for the draft, so clearly they can be drafted.  I don't know how it would work with AVF

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (bBPI7)

309 Asshole is getting testy. It's the right thing to do for the American people?

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 15, 2012 10:17 AM (uVuwp)

310 Engineering programs in this country are stocked with kids from other countries, American kids, not so much. Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 02:16 PM (oZfic) Maybe if we taught them their multiplication tables before they got to H.S. we could fix that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:18 AM (9TTOe)

311

....trying very hard to think happy thoughts.

 

That story about Captain Nicole Mitchell suing the Weather Channel is a feel good story.

Sounds like she did a good job of saving incriminating emails, showing how NBC people set her up....to 'justify' firing her, from her job at the WC.

I hope she wins and collects millions from those douchebags.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 10:18 AM (M2JTb)

312 RE: carving up states for the marxists to tote off with them in rebellion against the Constitution:... If we do it by county, the problem of port access, etc is solved. The hard Left is concentrated in a few dozen counties in the entire country. Let those goosestep along with their hippie direction, give them a bit of room to build their "re-education camps" and fences, and Bob's your uncle as they say in the Isles.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at June 15, 2012 10:18 AM (YSyyZ)

313 That story about Captain Nicole Mitchell suing the Weather Channel is a feel good story. Sounds like she did a good job of saving incriminating emails, showing how NBC people set her up....to 'justify' firing her, from her job at the WC. I hope she wins and collects millions from those douchebags. Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 02:18 PM (M2JTb) And she looks good in Camies also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:19 AM (05RcU)

314 Is it safe to go back to the News yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:20 AM (05RcU)

315 West: A filthy steaming hippie dump
Obama: Police car Posted by: The Mega Independent


Just which one were you hoping to insult again?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 15, 2012 10:20 AM (famk3)

316 ABC news interrupted their afternoon programing for the speech and snuffleupagus and diane snoozer are busy discussing it.

This is the fault of public schools.  If a kid didn't have a valid US birth certificate why were they allowed to go to school?

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:20 AM (oZfic)

317 >>Maybe if we taught them their multiplication tables before they got to H.S. we could fix that.

That's like what calculators are for?  Plus, like, math is like sexist 'cause it hurts girls' feelings?

Posted by: HeatherRadish has a sugar buzz at June 15, 2012 10:21 AM (ZKzrr)

318 Yeah, Vic, but Grant was drunk. He sorta had an excuse.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 10:21 AM (WCAIB)

319 OMG who was that reporter?? Obama was PISSED

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:22 AM (VIm97)

320 Emperor Ming the Merciless?

Posted by: Paladin at June 15, 2012 10:22 AM (lP8dE)

321 I am dying to know who the heckler was.

Bets?

I'm taking Ed Henry or the guy from the Christian paper.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:22 AM (piMMO)

322 If a kid didn't have a valid US birth certificate why were they allowed to go to school?

I think that was allowed under the '86 amnesty, if not a court case from those days.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 15, 2012 10:22 AM (e0xKF)

323 322 Yeah, Vic, but Grant was drunk. He sorta had an excuse. Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 02:21 PM (WCAIB) Plus, he did save the country by winning the Civil War. So there's that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:23 AM (niZvt)

324 Wtf? Is bo mad or what

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 10:23 AM (DPGZi)

325 Oh, shit... did I just bring up the Civil War?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:23 AM (niZvt)

326 326 If a kid didn't have a valid US birth certificate why were they allowed to go to school? With all due respect, what fucking planet have you been on?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:23 AM (9TTOe)

327 325 I am dying to know who the heckler was.

Bets?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 02:22 PM (piMMO)


Me too, that was AWESOME

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:23 AM (VIm97)

328 Ah! It was someone from The Daily Caller

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (piMMO)

329 Awesome. Obama just got in a shouting match with a reporter and flounced away! HA

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (WCAIB)

330 Where does a body have to go to get some of that bonus racism?

Posted by: Zombie Sen. Robt. Byrd at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (QKKT0)

331 Aaron Walker's charges have been dropped:

Michelle Malkin-> http://tinyurl.com/7w8jxtf

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (CP+yl)

332 Napoletano and her underlings needs to be informed very clearly that an executive order does not permit them to do something illegal, and that they will be prosecuted for it, then see if they really want to stay on board with the SCOAMF on this and hope he throws them a pardon on his way out the door.

Get her in there.  Get the DHS lead cousel, IG, whomever up in front of Congress to explain how all this is legal.  Leave Obama out of it, go after the ones who can be gotten to.


Posted by: JEM at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (o+SC1)

333 Who!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (DPGZi)

334 I thought Obama was gonna chip a tooth he was grinding his jaw so hard...heh

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:24 AM (VIm97)

335 Meanwhile... "My dad never worked in a Food Fair. My dad never wore a blue collar, Barack makes me sound like I just climbed out of a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania carrying a lunch bucket," Vice President Joe Biden said at a conference with U.S. mayors in Orlando. "No one in my family worked in a factory," Biden added. THEY JUST DON'T GET US!!! The De jure guy that has the President's back

Posted by: I have the President's back at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (4eNxd)

336 328 Wtf? Is bo mad or what Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 02:23 PM (DPGZi) I don't know what shocks me more: the degree to which this destructive creep ignores the law, or the disinclination of Congress and the GOP to call him on it. Where is the snarky Youtube video from the RNC about this?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (niZvt)

337 And she looks good in Camies also

 

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 02:19 PM (05RcU)

 

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Yeah...she's lovely.

I remember her doing some weather coverage....from the hurricane chasers planes...while on duty.

Been wondering what happened to her.

But then, I don't watch the Weather Channel much anymore....not since NBC bought it.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (M2JTb)

338 Now seems Steve King might sue admin over this

Posted by: Smooth on Craigslist at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (cgOkw)

339 Twitter's burning up over the people who were shouting questions at Obama's "press conference".  Apparently he got into an argument with one of them and then ran away.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (CQ1cz)

340
How is this gonna look if the UE rate goes up again in three weeks?

(pretty damn bad for Obama)

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (G/zuv)

341 If a kid didn't have a valid US birth certificate why were they allowed to go to school?

I think that was allowed under the '86 amnesty, if not a court case from those days.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 15, 2012 02:22 PM (e0xKF)


Plyler v. Doe, IOW it was forced on everyone who wasn't doing it already by the black robes.  Another 5-4 miracle of jurisprudence.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (YdQQY)

342 Me likey Egg Foo Yung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eig3ujGSmfA

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2012 10:25 AM (pKSpx)

343 So what are we going to do when Mitt names Linsay Graham as his VP?

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 10:26 AM (OlN4e)

344 Who!!!!!!!


****

Twitter has it as Neil Munro.


I guess he realized that would be the only chance he would have to ask a question.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:26 AM (piMMO)

345 So let's see...
Obama has pandered to black voters with fighting voter ID
-pandered to gays with gay marriage (which hasn't resulted in 1 more gay marriage by the way)
-He's pandering to Latinos with this amnesty
-He's largely ignored or hurt unions with the stimulus and the NLRB
-He's been pandering to Hollywood for 4 years
-He's pandered to the young with student loans and not enforcing marijuana laws.
-He pandered to the enviro-nazis with rejecting the keystone pipeline
-He's pandered to women with the alleged War on Womem
-He pandered to the poor with Obamacare.
Am I missing any? Who does he have left?! Some of these seem mutually exclusive, ie if you pander to one, you alienate another (blacks-gays, illegals-unions, enviros-unions, and so on)
 Does this actually look like a 51% coalition that he's assembling? Is this stunt today as desperate as it looks? We've been told for 4 years that this man is playing some sort of 5th dimensional chess game none of us can understand but it doesn't seem to be anything other than ad hoc thrusts.

Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 10:26 AM (1jv9o)

346 What was the shouting match about?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2012 10:26 AM (GnKed)

347 346 Me likey Egg Foo Yung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eig3ujGSmfA Posted by: Joe Biden at June 15, 2012 02:25 PM (pKSpx) Want some Cream with that?

Posted by: Sum Yong Gai at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (niZvt)

348 BTW, I just followed Munro. There should be some interesting tweets coming up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (piMMO)

349 That's a pretty solid plot. Make sure the alien women are all scorching hot, and got pleasing 3 octave voices.

Oh yeah, the aliens are brown coloured and look really tan.  There are no males in their species, only two different types of females.  The reproduce by parthenogenesis (born pregnant).  They are about 8 feet tall, and resemble a cross between Kate Upton and Adriana Lima.  Did I mention they have four breasts and a long tongue?  Their former lives were to serve as concubines to their emperor, but escaped.  Now they like to mate for pleasure instead of duty, and are compatible with human males.  Attempting to mate with one will result in a less than 10% chance of survival for the human male, with the surviving ones permanently crippled.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (GQ8sn)

350 Hope that reporter has time to move his family to an undisclosed location... and has his life insurance up to date.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (niZvt)

351 So what are we going to do when Mitt names Linsay Graham as his VP?


****

Well, at least he can cover the foreign policy gap.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (piMMO)

352 Plus, he did save the country by winning the Civil War.

So there's that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 02:23 PM (niZvt)

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Saved the country and destroyed the Constitution.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (YdQQY)

353 352 BTW, I just followed Munro. There should be some interesting tweets coming up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 02:27 PM (piMMO)


Who please do dish!

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:27 AM (VIm97)

354
Sounds like Obama was expecting fawning for his bold decision, instead he got...

questions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 15, 2012 10:28 AM (G/zuv)

355 Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 02:26 PM (1jv9o) When you try to please everyone, you please no one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:28 AM (9TTOe)

356 Hmpf, should have known you guys already knew.  I need to get an upgrade so as to be able to multi-task and keep up with you all.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit at June 15, 2012 10:28 AM (CQ1cz)

357 So what are we going to do when Mitt names Linsay Graham as his VP?

----------------

Ok, maddogg.  That right there is some strong syrup of ipecac.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:29 AM (vOMX+)

358 You dare question your King? Ser Ilyn, off with his head!

Posted by: King Barack Hussein Obama at June 15, 2012 10:29 AM (ggRof)

359 Attempting to mate with one will result in a less than 10% chance of survival for the human male, with the surviving ones permanently crippled. Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 02:27 PM (GQ8sn) With Anna Wintour, you mean?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:29 AM (niZvt)

360 354 Hope that reporter has time to move his family to an undisclosed location... and has his life insurance up to date. Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 02:27 PM (niZvt) And his taxes are in order for the past seven years.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 15, 2012 10:29 AM (9TTOe)

361 Aside from "you lie" SOU speech that was the best speech Olame-o has given...I love a good confrontation

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:29 AM (VIm97)

362 Hey, I'm just asking questions......

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 10:30 AM (OlN4e)

363 I just followed Munroe too AND tweeted him congrats on provoking the snit and flounce from Barky.

Posted by: dagny at June 15, 2012 10:30 AM (WCAIB)

364 You can enlist, serve your time, and then apply for citizenship afterwards. Posted by: EC There is an in-service citizenship program, part of a 6 year enlistment, and I think a special one for Philipino's (that may be gone now).

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2012 10:30 AM (WkuV6)

365 What did the reporter ask?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:31 AM (vOMX+)

366 Got any decent ex-prosecutors in Congress?

Will Dingy Harry let the GOP get Napoletano up in front of the Senate?  Grahamnesty looking for a little image-rehabilitation?

Someone needs to get some DHSers to forget their lines on the legality of Obama's executive order. 

Get someone just a little too far down the pecking order to show up on Obama's doomsday pardon list to peach that the thing sounds illegal.

Posted by: JEM at June 15, 2012 10:31 AM (o+SC1)

367 has Munroe tweeted anything yet or does the secret service have him tied up?

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:31 AM (VIm97)

368 "So what are we going to do when Mitt names Linsay Graham as his VP?" Won't happen the VP needs a wife and ummm, I don't think he is married for some.....Odd reason.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 10:31 AM (HaJD9)

369 Graham would be a good pick for Romney.  It would get him out of the Senate so a real conservative can be put in his place.  And VP is such a warm spit job he can't do any harm.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:32 AM (YdQQY)

370 With Anna Wintour, you mean

Gah!!!  No!!!

More like getting your pelvis shattered from the jackhammer-like action.  Their metabolism can sustain them for hours in intense physical activity with suffering any ill effects.

Posted by: EC at June 15, 2012 10:32 AM (GQ8sn)

371 369 What did the reporter ask? Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 02:31 PM (vOMX+) Maybe something like, "What's your authority to do this?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 15, 2012 10:32 AM (niZvt)

372 twitter:  http://tinyurl.com/7qxg5qu

there's a link to a video of the exchange apparently

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:32 AM (oZfic)

373 369 What did the reporter ask?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 02:31 PM (vOMX+)


He asked why Obama favors illegal workers over American workers...heh

Posted by: kawfytawk at June 15, 2012 10:32 AM (VIm97)

374 339--- WTF? I know he's always been a goofball, even before the brain aneurysm, but really, this guy needs to be in a home.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2012 10:33 AM (C8mVl)

375 There is an in-service citizenship program, part of a 6 year enlistment, and I think a special one for Philipino's (that may be gone now). Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2012 02:30 PM (WkuV6) there are a couple of non-citizens in my Unit, I'd go to War with anytime anywhere

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2012 10:33 AM (05RcU)

376 I'll stay home, thanks.

Posted by: Scobface at June 15, 2012 12:52 PM (IoNBC)

;;;;

Cool, you proved you are completely irrelevant in one short post. 

Posted by: Meremortal at June 15, 2012 10:33 AM (jTKU5)

377 Is that video anywhere besides Twitter?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:34 AM (YdQQY)

378 373Graham would be a good pick for Romney. It would get him out of the Senate so a real conservative can be put in his place. And VP is such a warm spit job he can't do any harm.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 02:32 PM (YdQQY) <<<<<

 

 

 

 

Good answer, Vic. And anyway, it's not like we're not used to having a drooling imbecile a heartbeat away from the presidency. Anyway, when all you got is shit, you make shit sandwiches......

Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2012 10:34 AM (OlN4e)

379 Moving the Barry Meltdown clock to 11:57:49....

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 10:35 AM (MMC8r)

380 Drudge has a link to Obama speech interruption video.

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2012 10:35 AM (Lg3Dl)

381 Graham would be a good pick for Romney. It would get him out of the Senate so a real conservative can be put in his place. And VP is such a warm spit job he can't do any harm.

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I'd prefer we get rid of him the good, ole fashioned way.  I'm still holding out hope SC runs a good alternative to primary him in '14. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 10:35 AM (vOMX+)

382 There is an in-service citizenship program, part of a 6 year enlistment, and I think a special one for Philipino's (that may be gone now).

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2012 02:30 PM (WkuV6)


I posted the uptodate stuff on the other thread. It is now available on discharge immediately for service during wartime (now) and after 1 year in peacetime. Must be an honorable discharge and must serve at least one year.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:36 AM (YdQQY)

383 Video of me slapping down some dumbass reporter at The Blaze.

Posted by: The New and Improved Campaign Reset Preezy at June 15, 2012 10:36 AM (X+nFp)

384 Drudge's link, http://tinyurl.com/6rp2rl2

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2012 10:36 AM (Lg3Dl)

385 vic, I think it's here but can't watch:   http://tinyurl.com/83pecrl

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:37 AM (oZfic)

386 Ramirez comic today @ NRO

Famous presidential quotes accompany presidential portraits since Washington culminate with Dumbo: "It's all Bush's fault."





Posted by: Shirley, you jest at June 15, 2012 10:37 AM (BAnPT)

387 >>Must be an honorable discharge and must serve at least one year.

But they expect proof of legal residence at enlistment, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish has a sugar buzz at June 15, 2012 10:38 AM (ZKzrr)

388 Drudge has a link to Obama speech interruption video.

Meh, you don't hear the question, just Barky stuttering.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2012 10:38 AM (GnKed)

389 385--- Yes. Graham would be fine if he were from Maine or some other blue state. You have to take whatever you can from places like that. But being from S Carolina??? Come on. Surely we can do better.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 15, 2012 10:38 AM (C8mVl)

390 I'd prefer we get rid of him the good, ole fashioned way. I'm still holding out hope SC runs a good alternative to primary him in '14.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2012 02:35 PM (vOMX+)


LOL, they had two people primarying him in 2008 and forced a run-off.  The poll people asked me twice if I was sure I wanted a Republican ballot because the Sheriff's primary was between two Democrats and it would be the election since the Republicans were not fielding a candidate. The fix was in. The Graham wing of the State Republican Party was controlling then.  The Haley wing is top now.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:40 AM (YdQQY)

391

 There is an in-service citizenship program, part of a 6 year enlistment,
and I think a special one for Philipino's (that may be gone now).


Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2012 02:30 PM (WkuV6)

 

I know that, but was always under the impression that this was for legal immigrants (green card holders) only

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 15, 2012 10:41 AM (uVuwp)

392 Love the Drudge headline, "Jobs Program--For Illegals!!"

Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2012 10:42 AM (Lg3Dl)

393 But they expect proof of legal residence at enlistment, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish has a sugar buzz at June 15, 2012 02:38 PM (ZKzrr)



My understanding is you do not even have to be in the country to apply.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:42 AM (YdQQY)

394 352 BTW, I just followed Munro. There should be some interesting tweets coming up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 02:27 PM (piMMO)

**

Whats his/her handle???

Posted by: dananjcon at June 15, 2012 10:42 AM (eavT+)

395 more evidence....NOMITTNOBAMA 2012!  now and forever

Posted by: Pragmatic at June 15, 2012 10:43 AM (z8Cts)

396

NOMITTNOBAMA 2012! now and forever

 

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: toby928 at June 15, 2012 10:47 AM (QupBk)

397 I don't believe you need to be a legal resident, I could be wrong - but guys enlisted in Panama and Subic years ago.

Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2012 10:49 AM (WkuV6)

398

Per Rush: The reporter was from the Daily Caller/ and asked if this plan was "the right thing to do for American workers".

Barky sounded reallllly pissed. It was awesome!

 

 

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 15, 2012 10:50 AM (YmPwQ)

399 the guy was born in ireland so the people on that twitter feed are saying he should be deported?

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:52 AM (oZfic)

400 Okay, then give me the reason why Marco Rubio was pushing a Dream Act?
---
1. There is a language in his blood and it is the same language that is in the blood of most illegals.
2. He thinks such identification is important for his political future. Quite logical.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 15, 2012 10:52 AM (eEfYn)

401 We should all make a pact, spread it around to everyone that you know. Anytime....ANYTIME that Obama is on the tv or radio, just turn it off until he is off the air. Just stop listening to the bum, it's not like people get any valuable insight into anything anyhow.Ignore him and gather your news the way you do now, without the bullshiter and chief's voice grating your nerves.

Posted by: Drider at June 15, 2012 10:54 AM (HaJD9)

402 vic, I think it's here but can't watch: http://tinyurl.com/83pecrl

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 02:37 PM (oZfic)

 

It's a trap!

Posted by: admiral ackbar at June 15, 2012 10:54 AM (3XiUn)

403 I watched the video.  Didn't have him stomping off stage on it.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:55 AM (YdQQY)

404 380 I'll stay home, thanks.Posted by: Scobface at June 15, 2012 12:52 PM (IoNBC);;;;Cool, you proved you are completely irrelevant in oneshort post. Posted by: Meremortal at June 15, 2012 02:33 PM (jTKU5) Uh, no. That would be proof that serving the interests of the GOP blueblood establishment is not my highest value.

Posted by: Scobface at June 15, 2012 10:56 AM (IoNBC)

405 twitter is saying that jay carney emailed tucker carlson.

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 10:56 AM (oZfic)

406 I wa wa wa was wrong......Here is what the Navy says from their web site.  And I am sure the rest of the service is the same.

Enlistment into the U.S. Navy, or any branch of the U.S. military, by citizens of countries other than the United States is limited to those foreign nationals who are legally residing in the United States and possess an Immigration and Naturalization Service Alien Registration Card (INS Form I-151/551 — commonly known as a "Green Card"). Applicants must be between 17 and 35; meet the mental, moral, and physical standards for enlistment; and must speak, read and write English fluently.

Note: The U.S. military branches cannot assist foreign nationals in obtaining admittance into the United States. Questions concerning immigration to the United States should be asked of the U.S. Embassy. Only after immigration procedures are completed and an applicant is legally residing in the United States may an application for enlistment be accepted.

Furthermore, in order to be commissioned an officer in the U.S. Navy, one must be a native-born or naturalized United States citizen.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 10:58 AM (YdQQY)

407 ace is up and posting!

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:01 AM (YdQQY)

408 this thread closed too?

Posted by: jeanne at June 15, 2012 11:02 AM (GdalM)

409 Huh. Glad it's not me.

Posted by: jeanne at June 15, 2012 11:02 AM (GdalM)

410 Graham would be a good pick for Romney. It would get him out of the
Senate so a real conservative can be put in his place. And VP is such a
warm spit job he can't do any harm.
--
I agree that removing warm spit while keeping (and adding) strong conservatives who persist in adhering to constitutional duties in their Capitol Hill seats is paramount. 

It seems though that you need to consider how malleable Romney is. Unless the point is doomed to be a sell-out administration, Graham (McCain, Hatch, etc.) is the LAST person you want as VP next in line to be POTUS.

To date Romney IS liberally revisionist, a go-along to get-along Keynesian touting his late conservative conversion. If he's looking to fill out his ticket, then solidify with a hard-nosed fiscal hawk who doesn't vote big governance. Senators feel far too entitled and need a Senate President willing to twist THEIR arms and whip them into shape rather than squeeze the citizenry for more tax funds to squander on corruption. Since Romney's likely to vote for global bank bail-outs, put a VP on the ticket who will fight that tooth and nail. The determining vote in a Senate tie far too significant to be relegated to a warm spit job.

Posted by: Shirley, you jest at June 15, 2012 11:04 AM (BAnPT)

411 Is anyone else getting the message "thread closed" on the new ace post?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:06 AM (YdQQY)

412 So, basically, Obama is violating the law (separation of powers) and the Constitution, and he can do this because his party in the Senate will not enforce the law. Isn't that actually a "coup?" Just asking. I mean, they committed acts of war against a neighboring allied country by arming narco-terrorists, I guess executing or exiling dissidents (like the "rude reporter") is next. Well, it's been nice living in America. Hope you all had fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 11:07 AM (bxiXv)

413 415 Is anyone else getting the message "thread closed" on the new ace post? Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 03:06 PM (YdQQY) Apparently we had another dumbass explosion like last week. Yay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 11:07 AM (bxiXv)

414 Did Pixy implement the new system after post 41?

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:09 AM (YdQQY)

415 Well, this would have been my comment for the new thread:

They would probably have a better chance of suing under a writ of mandamus to enforce the law which is the duty of the executive department.


However, the way the Supremes have been lately they will probably not grant cert. They will say it is a political question and congress has a remedy in impeachment.


Which will never happen.  Not even a majority of the balless Republicans would vote for it.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:11 AM (YdQQY)

416 We can't have nice things.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 11:12 AM (MMC8r)

417 I went through the comments. Ace closed comments because of something zombie shane and dagny posted. I wonder what dagny posted, she is normally pretty sane.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:15 AM (YdQQY)

418 And, of course, the "Kardashian" thread becomes the "latest thread." (headdesk)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 11:17 AM (bxiXv)

419 Hah! I didn't even see that thread.

Posted by: Vic at June 15, 2012 11:21 AM (YdQQY)

420 Here's the law. And it looks like the lame duck congress snuck this in after the 2010 elections. So the President has just sat on this until campaign season.

Sec. 274a.12 Classes of aliens authorized to accept employment.

(a) Aliens authorized employment incident to status. Pursuant to the statutory or regulatory reference cited, the following classes of aliens are authorized to be employed in the United States without restrictions as to location or type of employment as a condition of their admission or subsequent change to one of the indicated classes. Any alien who is within a class of aliens described in paragraphs (a)(3), (a)(4), (a)(6)-(a)( , (a)(10)-(a)(15), or (a)(20) of this section, and who seeks to be employed in the United States, must apply to U.S.Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) for a document evidencing such employment authorization. USCIS may, in its discretion, determine the validity period assigned to any document issued evidencing an alien's authorization to work in the United States.

And now the amended para 11:
(11) An alien whose enforced departure from the United States has been deferred in accordance with a directive from the President of the United States to the Secretary. Employment is authorized for the period of time and under the conditions established by the Secretary pursuant to the Presidential directive; (Revised effective 11/23/10; 75 FR 58962)

Posted by: f2000 at June 15, 2012 11:25 AM (FcMtg)

421 Undocumented people have a moral right to be here because their people were here first and we are the real illegals! They should get free stuff and we should pay for it because SOCIAL JUSTICE! All the presidents before Obama were racist because they were white and all white people are racist and you should all apologize for being evil racist white people because of SOCIAL JUSTICE and stuff!!1!

Posted by: Social Studies Graduate Student at June 15, 2012 11:33 AM (XvHmy)

422 On thinking about it, in order to qualify under that section these illegal immigrants would need to be under an order of enforced departure. Unless the Obama administration is going to register/document them, have an order of deportation issued against them that is immediately deferred I don't think this section of the appropriately covers them. It is an admittedly narrower point, but it still matters.

Posted by: f2000 at June 15, 2012 11:42 AM (FcMtg)

423 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2012 11:48 AM (Xb3hu)

424 We loves you Pres Bama...

Posted by: The People of Brattleboro, Vermont at June 15, 2012 11:57 AM (48wze)

425 269 I'm starting to wonder if Barry won't be our first chief executive to do time after his term. He'll be the first chief executive to issue himself a pre-emptive pardon his last day in office. Count on it. He'd be a fool not to.

Posted by: Boston12GS at June 15, 2012 01:33 PM (0VqvZ)

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