October 20, 2012

Early Vote Ohio Update
— CAC

Currently, total early vote is 639,701 statewide. This includes absentees and in-person voting.
Out of 5.7 to 5.77 million likely total votes.

Which pegs the early vote at 11% of overall.

Which means SurveyUSA's release this week is just as skewed as Marist and PPP's last week.

So, another blow to the "18%"

Posted by: CAC at 07:43 AM | Comments (306)
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1

Yes, oh yessss

 

Posted by: Yip at October 20, 2012 07:43 AM (Mrdk1)

2 Of that, what percentage is predicted to be "for" Obama?

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 20, 2012 07:44 AM (Qxe/p)

3 I could vote early. But I won't - I want there to be a ton of Romney votes on the ACTUAL day so they stand around and scratch their heads and say "Wha' the f--k???"

Posted by: Janetoo at October 20, 2012 07:45 AM (R+fMx)

4 But fatha, I don't want to be first!

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 20, 2012 07:45 AM (nw0Vt)

5 As I recall, early voting was already over 20% of the vote in OH by this time in 2008.  Since most early voters are Democrats, that bodes poorly for them.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 20, 2012 07:45 AM (hlUJY)

6 Same shit, new thread. Cool!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2012 07:46 AM (+tqYo)

7 greg curls up even tighter. He won't even touch his hot pockets or ho-ho's.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 07:46 AM (+XD7n)

8 TRUTH (and Tagg) Lawrence O'Donnell Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2012 07:47 AM (+tqYo)

9 24 of our astronauts have been born in Ohio.

What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the earth???

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 07:48 AM (8qoXL)

10 New tinfoilhat theory:

The polls/media will show a really close race through the rest of "early voting" -- and then suddenly shift their samples and declare Obama the easy winner over the last few days before "in-person voting".

The idea would be to motivate early voters (predominantly dems) and then discourage voting when most Republicans and Independents go to the polls, on Election Day.


Posted by: Clint at October 20, 2012 07:48 AM (IJDTs)

11 Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 11:48 AM (8qoXL) John Glenn's wife is a stuttering... oh, wait...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2012 07:49 AM (+tqYo)

12 And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:49 AM (jUytm)

13 10 Posted by: Clint at October 20, 2012 11:48 AM (IJDTs) I do not think people are falling or going to fall for this. More Candy Crowley please. The end cannot come soon enough for the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2012 07:50 AM (+tqYo)

14 9

it's flat and bland and full of corn. Like Indiana, illinois, iowa, kansas, well you get the picture.

The plains start about the middle of Ohio and stretch to Denver CO.

(well there's hills and stuff but nothing a good dirt farmer can't plow.)

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 07:50 AM (Vh0f5)

15 Lol.  Live in denial if you want.  If we had nominated Santorum we'd be up 14 points by now morons. lololol

Posted by: RomneyLosesIslamabad at October 20, 2012 07:50 AM (/YJYi)

16 And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins.

That is an epic burn, Soothsayer.  Without that sausage patty, there's just no point in even eating the damn things. 

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 07:50 AM (kpCLl)

17 Mitt takes MA.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 07:50 AM (+XD7n)

18 What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the earth??? Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 11:48 AM (8qoXL) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 07:51 AM (kc2b9)

19 it was a very unhappy meal

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:51 AM (jUytm)

20 Honestly, I think that most people are so fed up with the obamination that this election will not only be outside the margin of fraud, but also outside the MSM's margin of spin.

They see the cracks in the dam, the water starting to shoot through, large pieces of concrete being hurled downstream, and all the townsfolk heading to higher ground.  Only the die-hard lefties and true believers are still standing there screaming 'All is well! All is well!"

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 07:52 AM (8qoXL)

21 Early voting. No way to game that system. Where do we get these insane ideas? Never mind, I know...

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2012 07:52 AM (FcR7P)

22 We voted yesterday in Columbus, and the place was pretty busy. A couple of things I thought were interesting: We were the only white people voting at that time and even though Ohio is a voter ID state, we didn't get asked for ID. We filled out our card with the last 4 of our social and our name and address and gave the card to the woman at the computer. When my father got his id out she said they didn't need it, the info was on the screen. My husband asked where the picture was, but she said it doesn't have a picture of the person, just the voter information. Then she sent us on our way. I could have been any female in Ohio, including my dead mother and voted. I am going to contact the attorney general's office on Monday for clarification on this because this feels funny.

Posted by: megthered at October 20, 2012 07:52 AM (iR4Dg)

23
I voted absentee this morning in Florida for Romney/Ryan, Connie Mack, and Allen West.  It's a good day, even if Elvis pooped on the beach and smelled a young lases muffin. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 20, 2012 07:52 AM (lDWQr)

24 That is an epic burn, Soothsayer. Without that sausage patty, there's just no point in even eating the damn things. Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 11:50 AM (kpCLl) You will learn weedhopper. Sit in silent curiosity as you oipen every package and inspect them for the prpoer conents. If not, be prepared for a suasagless Breakfast, a fate worse than, well, I'm thinkin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 07:53 AM (kc2b9)

25 I buy the fixens and put it together at home.

1 egg patty
1 sausage patty
1 bun (can't get the small croissants dang it)

combine and nuke.

All for about 1/3 the price and no bored acne infested potential liberal looking at me with the fish eye.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 07:53 AM (Vh0f5)

26 Peaches, maybe you mock, maybe you commiserate, I dunno. But I hate regular Eggamuffins. What's more, an Eggamuffin is only 300 calories whereas a Sausage Eggamuffin is 450 calories. I'm Still Hungry!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:53 AM (jUytm)

27 CAC owns the blog today!



Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 07:53 AM (X6akg)

28 I still dislike early voting on principle. Too much room for Demotard shenanigans, and for the retarded undecideds, still the need for more information before Election Day. Legitimate absentee ballots for the military and others physically out of state should be the only exceptions.

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 07:54 AM (jKE+Z)

29   Sorry  President  Optimal,  but  you  have  already  lost.  The  Ohio voting  public  knows  that  you  are  a  fraud,  charlatan  and  demagogue.  I  hear  and  see  it  everywhere/every day.  R/R  will  roll.  

Posted by: Ohio Native at October 20, 2012 07:54 AM (OiC7K)

30

" It's a good day, even if Elvis pooped on the beach and smelled a young lasses muffin. "

 

 

-an Old Irish Proverb

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 07:54 AM (HethX)

31 Fuckin Ohio. I lived there from age 5 through 19, so essentially "grew up" in Ohio. When I was in junior high, as it was called then, Newsweek or Time did a story on the town where we were, Cuyahoga Falls, a sort of bedroom community adjacent Akron and south of Cleveland. With a then-population of about 25,000, the story in the newsmagazine was all about how white the place was, with no racial diversity at all, and how the secret handshake system of the real estate business kept it that way.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 20, 2012 07:55 AM (PH+2B)

32 McD's sells 2-for-$3.33 Egg McMuffins or Sausage Egg McMuffins. + med ice coffee + tax = $4.94. Great deal, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:55 AM (jUytm)

33 Weird that I'm sitting here this morning hitting refresh on Ace's site and missing College GameDay. 

This election needs to hurry up and happen so I can get back to being a regular sloth.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 07:55 AM (8qoXL)

34 I'll early vote here in Florida on Oct. 27th with two hot asian chicks. 2 votes for Romney...........one vote for some 3rd party douchebag. I'll work on the third vote. Might have to make a trade and vote for a Liberal down ticket. Fuck me.

Posted by: Bomb Syria.....With Kindness at October 20, 2012 07:56 AM (AzwZn)

35 Anyone heard more on the whole gloria allred crap... some of my lib friends seem all giddy about it. I really can't imagine she has anything on Romney, but who knows what shit she can make up. I hate her.

Posted by: spypeach at October 20, 2012 07:56 AM (pwTow)

36 I was NOT mocking.  I consider the Sausage McMuffin with Egg to be food of the gods.  I wouldn't insult a hobo by giving him a regular egg mcmuffin.  In fact, dammit, now you have me thinking of driving over to the Mickey D's in my jammies and snagging me one of those bad boys.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 07:56 AM (kpCLl)

37

Hang on, give me a second...*zips up flame suit, puts down visor on welder's helmet*

 

OK, ready. I think you peeps are overdoing this idea that Dems are depressed and aren't going to turn out. Libs  never realize  the error of their ways. They will vote, they are just keeping quiet about it. That's because they know they are stubbornly voting against what's best for the country. But liberals don't care about the country, they care about their ideology and their self-loathing.

 

The pollsters are oversampling, but perhaps not as much as you think. Romney doing OK,  but this is no blowout, it's close.

 

*hunkers down and waits for blowtorches to roar*

 

Posted by: Meremortal, teensy bit of eeyoreing at October 20, 2012 07:56 AM (1Y+hH)

38 And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 11:49 AM (jUytm) duuuuude.... major suckage.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 20, 2012 07:56 AM (p6h9x)

39
Biker turnout in Daytona for Romney/Ryan in excess of 10K.  DWS will complain about the dope smokin' and public fornication, but only because she wasn't invited.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 20, 2012 07:57 AM (lDWQr)

40 I woke up as I always do: ornery. Current pissed: Pissed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (jUytm)

41 11 Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 11:48 AM (8qoXL)


John Glenn's wife is a stuttering... oh, wait...   ---   That is NO way to treat members of the greatest Gen-G-G-Gen-Gen-eration  

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (kzejo)

42 but only because she wasn't invited. Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 20, 2012 11:57 AM (lDWQr) No shit, Lmao.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (kc2b9)

43 errr

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (jUytm)

44 Man, I haven't had a sausage McMuffin in over six months.

Sometimes I miss that tasty goodness...

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (8qoXL)

45 spypeach, what are you talking about with the gloria allred thing?  what is that nasty old twat up to now?  i have not heard a word about it

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (kpCLl)

46 greg curls up even tighter.

He won't even touch his  ho-ho's.

Posted by: eman

You leave my mom outta this!

Posted by: Gerg at October 20, 2012 07:58 AM (UW6NX)

47 PEACHES!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 20, 2012 07:59 AM (Ho2rs)

48 And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins. ------------------------------------ History again repeats itself. The decline of the Roman Empire started this exact same way.

Posted by: Bomb Syria.....With Kindness at October 20, 2012 07:59 AM (AzwZn)

49 Last time I got ripped off on the sausage at McDonald's, I went back and choked a bitch.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 20, 2012 08:00 AM (BuSM8)

50

Peaches,

Here's a link to the most recent story at the Daily Mail

http://tinyurl.com/8oh483l

 

Posted by: spypeach at October 20, 2012 08:00 AM (pwTow)

51 pissed like mad or pissed like drunk?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 20, 2012 08:00 AM (Ho2rs)

52 PG!!!!  How've you been?  I had an email from Kratos yesterday, is he still banned?  That would be unconscionable.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:00 AM (kpCLl)

53 Yes but my analysis of data subsets and trend regressions show that 11 % is the equivalent of 102% of the vote and within that asymptotic approach I show Obama with a 83.975% chance of winning Ohio by at least 112% of the vote.


Posted by: Nate E. Silver (genuis) at October 20, 2012 08:00 AM (dieO2)

54 Biker turnout in Daytona for Romney/Ryan in excess of 10K. DWS will complain about the dope smokin' and public fornication, but only because she wasn't invited.

_____


Can't imagine anyone wanting to fornicate with DWS, 'cept for maybe Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (8qoXL)

55 28 Logprof, my spousal unit said the exact same thing on Thursday when we pulled into the polling place to vote. Something about "too much time left for some dumbass shit to happen". I told him the past four years have been all the "dumbass shit" I needed in order to make my decision.

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (j/nZn)

56 On the other hand, I'm glad mystry's dad got to vote early for the good guys before he passed away two years ago.

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (jKE+Z)

57 And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins. There was a period of time, pre-2008, when I considered myself wealthy because I afford Sausage Egg McMuffins every morning. For me, they are a gifted $35 million Hawaiian estate.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (FcR7P)

58 Now they're passing around live gators on GameDay.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (HethX)

59 the American pissed, not the British pissed

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (jUytm)

60 Glad to see you know my home state so well there Jcw46. This isn't the state you want to move to libs. Move along. Move along.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 20, 2012 08:01 AM (3R0Zs)

61 OK its 12:01 time for pointy elbows.

Posted by: Vic at October 20, 2012 08:02 AM (YdQQY)

62

22....I could have been any female in Ohio, including my dead mother and voted. I am going to contact the attorney general's office on Monday for clarification on this because this feels funny.

 

Posted by: megthered at October 20, 2012 11:52 AM (iR4Dg)

 

Good for you, megthered.

I saw the AG of Ohio on Fox a few days ago, talking about vote fraud in Ohio.

He needs people to report it.

Seemed like a good guy.

 

Posted by: wheatie at October 20, 2012 08:02 AM (ipkPX)

63 Can't imagine anyone wanting to fornicate with DWS, 'cept for maybe Bill Clinton.


I'd hit it...with my fist.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 20, 2012 08:02 AM (BuSM8)

64 31 LSM If I recall correctly you were diversified when you lived in Cleveland right?

Posted by: iamahaiangttiam at October 20, 2012 08:02 AM (nw0Vt)

65
I was smugly satisfied this morning when depositing my absentee ballot into the mail slot after voting for Romney/Ryan, knowing that if the liberals knew what I was doing, those dastardly bastards would key my car. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 20, 2012 08:03 AM (lDWQr)

66 52 PG!!!! How've you been? I had an email from Kratos yesterday, is he still banned? That would be unconscionable.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 12:00 PM (kpCLl)



He's unbanned.  The Andy set him free.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 08:03 AM (X6akg)

67 My doctor said I have the candy crawleys. The CCs are impervious to insulin and to all antibiotics.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 20, 2012 08:03 AM (1fBts)

68 I'm in deep blue SoCal, and I've seen a bunch of Romney/Ryan stickers.  The few SCOAMFy ones belong to the teachers set.

Posted by: Hidajunshinette at October 20, 2012 08:03 AM (20NzC)

69 OT:
Right WingÂ’s Benghazi Attack Falls Apart
Another fake outrage bites the dust
Charles Johnson

Chuckles links this article from (the always reliable) L.A. Times:
http://tinyurl.com/8n9njw3

It has this quote: "The administration believes it has the right under international law to use lethal force against Al Qaeda operatives who kill Americans, but that case would be harder to make against members of a Libyan militia."

Oddly enough, I find that comforting.  I'm fearful of Obama doing something dangerously stupid while flailing around.




Posted by: jwb7605 at October 20, 2012 08:04 AM (Qxe/p)

70 I saw a Prius this morning with a Romney/Ryan sticker on it.

Back in 2008, all those clowns went to Obama.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:04 AM (8qoXL)

71

The October surprise will be as follows:  A man in a snazzy space suit will arrive at MSNBC claiming to be from the future.  He will deliver a full-throated warning that we MUST NOT ELECT ROMNEY because he will destroy the Earth as we know it.  He will then disappear during a commercial break.

After the election, we will learn that the space man from the future was Rev. Al Sharpton.

Posted by: scandal at October 20, 2012 08:04 AM (x9s9/)

72 Can anyone explain to me the news stories about early voting in Iowa and Wisconsin? Despite close state-wide polling, it is claimed Obama leads early voting in these states by 30 PERCENT! Is that legit? I have been very confident of a Romney win but this kind of thing scares me a little.

Posted by: Zombie Eckert at October 20, 2012 08:04 AM (R7H3g)

73 peaches i think so...i haven't gone in since monday...at least i think since monday....i've been too busy... how are you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 20, 2012 08:05 AM (Ho2rs)

74  I've been waiting for an excuse to put an O'donnell smackdown on Ronald McDonald

Posted by: Big Bird at October 20, 2012 08:05 AM (Y//vu)

75 Not a fan of the sausage egg mcmuffin. Prefer the original. We are out there and we are legion.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:05 AM (+XD7n)

76 Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 12:01 PM (j/nZn) --Yeah, I guess for the die-hards it does not matter from a mind-changing perspective (and I don't think Romney has been caught with a dead girl or a live boy --fuck you, Allred), but I still worry about fraud and ballots from GOP areas getting "lost in the mail."

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 08:05 AM (jKE+Z)

77 tami! oh good!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 20, 2012 08:06 AM (Ho2rs)

78 Great deal, really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 11:55 AM (jUytm)

Except that they screwed you.

Caveat Emptor.

Always look in the bag before you walk away.
Oh and count your change.
Don't cross on the red.

Am I making my point clear?

Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute and the ones that don't count their change and look in the bag are the ones scam artists make their living off of.

I might've embellished that quote.



(so get up and get screwed today . . at McDonald's)

P.S. I feel for yah but I can't quite reeeeeaaaaaccccchhh.

Seriously though; sorry for your loss. It sucks to have a day start out that way.
Write a letter to McD's may be they'll take pity and send you a coupon.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 08:06 AM (Vh0f5)

79 74 I've been waiting for an excuse to put an O'donnell smackdown on Ronald McDonald Posted by: Big Bird at October 20, 2012 12:05 PM (Y//vu) Dude, fuck with ronnie, end up a nugget.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:06 AM (kc2b9)

80 hey, Candy Crowley-the jerk store called and they're out of sausages

Posted by: Bloody Mary at October 20, 2012 08:06 AM (Y//vu)

81 Thanks, spypeach!  She has done this before to little or no effect (Daily Mail's opinion about why Meg Whitman lost notwithstanding).  It's usually just a bunch of horseshit that nobody cares about.  And I don't think they should be talking about Cain there, because Mitt Romney is definitely no  Herman Cain.  I just emailed a local lawyer buddy to see if he's heard anything.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:06 AM (kpCLl)

82

Low-cost questionnaire designs artificially inflate (bias) the number of early voters reported.  Not an easy thing to correct if you're (i) operating on a limited budget, or with a tight schedule; or, (ii) haven't ever really thought about the problem.

Posted by: Frederick Stephan at October 20, 2012 08:07 AM (khZbv)

83 Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 12:01 PM (j/nZn) --And another thing: why are totals form the early voting released? Shouldn't they be kept confidential, or better yet, not even tallied until Nov. 6?

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 08:08 AM (jKE+Z)

84 74 I've been waiting for an excuse to put an O'donnell smackdown on Ronald McDonald


Careful there, pal. That motherfucker has a head like a lump of lead. And Hamburgler and that purple mofo quickly jumped in with the sucker punches while I was nursing my shattered fists. I spent a month in the hospital because of those cocksuckers.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 20, 2012 08:08 AM (BuSM8)

85 McDonalds messed up your order?  Surprise...

They will F*CK you in the drive thru!!!


Posted by: Leo Getz at October 20, 2012 08:08 AM (8qoXL)

86 I once got cold onion rings at Burger King. I went back and disemboweled the bitch at the drive-thru window.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at October 20, 2012 08:09 AM (AzwZn)

87 35 Anyone heardmore on the whole gloria allred crap... some of my lib friends seem all giddy about it. I really can't imagine she has anything on Romney, but who knows what shit she can make up. I hate her.     You can get anyone to say they did something like have an affair  with this person  or were sexually harassed   by them.  Many people will blow it off,   but some people really buy this stuff.  That's what   would hurt  Romney/Ryan.      Why does everyone have a bunch of lib family  members and lib friends?  I mean,  I used to and it's good to love everybody,  but come on.  Convert people, really!

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 20, 2012 08:09 AM (xH9as)

88 --And another thing: why are totals form the early voting released? Shouldn't they be kept confidential, or better yet, not even tallied until Nov. 6?

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 12:08 PM (jKE+Z)



I don't think the actual vote totals are released....I think it's a count of registered dem requested ballots vs registered repubs requested ballots.



I think......

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 08:09 AM (X6akg)

89
Well guys, I'm hunkered down after the dust-up over Benghazi with my cats Mitt and Paul, and a years supply of peanut brittle and bonbons.  I'll be back after the illegitimate election.

PS - My ass isn't that big compared to Contessa Brewers'.

Posted by: C. Crowley at October 20, 2012 08:10 AM (lDWQr)

90 Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 11:49 AM (jUytm)

That's because you ordered wrong.

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit is the highest expression of the fast-food breakfast art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 08:10 AM (2b4yb)

91 I think Soothsayer has the kernel for a 50,000 word story.  Revenge of the Sausage.  Plus can sue the local McDonald's for mental anguish of not getting the sausage.  

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:10 AM (w1GPr)

92

Peaches,

I agree, it would just really suck if Romney had to spend any time dealing with anything this stupid twat might cough up.

Hopefully, whatever it is, it will just be ignored by the Romney campaign.

Posted by: spypeach at October 20, 2012 08:10 AM (pwTow)

93 Dude, fuck with ronnie, end up a nugget. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 12:06 PM (kc2b9) Whoever invented these, he off the hook. http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/2644661/the-wire-chicken-mcnuggets

Posted by: Wallace at October 20, 2012 08:10 AM (jKE+Z)

94 Wow. 1st play of the game for Purdue. 83 yd TD pass to Shavers covered by a linebacker.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 20, 2012 08:11 AM (M7Cfv)

95 I kicked Larry's ass when he gave me shit about being in the men's room. Bitch real quiet now.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 20, 2012 08:11 AM (+XD7n)

96 And another thing: why are totals form the early voting released? Shouldn't they be kept confidential, or better yet, not even tallied until Nov. 6?

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 12:08 PM (jKE+Z)

 

 

Here in Colorado they get counted right away so things will go faster on election night. But they release nothing until they complete the count on election night.

Posted by: Meremortal, more coffee at October 20, 2012 08:11 AM (1Y+hH)

97 The Gloria Allfed scandal will be several young men who claim they had affairs with, or were sexually harrassed by, Paul Ryan, gym-rat extraordinaire.  It works on so many levels.  Of course, it will be all lies.

Posted by: scandal! at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (x9s9/)

98 I saw a Prius this morning with a Romney/Ryan sticker on it.

Had to be vandalism . . . I didn't feel the world tilt on its axis.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (kpCLl)

99 CAC - need help!

Can you please tear the crap out of this garbage?  Got a libtroll posting it elsewhere and insisting that it's both accurate and "means something", despite Obama not having spent much in North Carolina, and despite polls in NC indicating it's going to Romney.

Seems to me this is just as dishonest as Ohio early-voting numbers .. I just don't have the analytical statistical chops to beat it (and subsequently the libtroll) into submission...
http://www.carolinatransparency.com/ votetracker /gen2012/

(URL mangled because I can't figure out tinyurl)

Mew

Posted by: acat at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (gGEmy)

100 Tami at October 20, 2012 12:09 PM (X6akg)

You are correct!!!

So, Jay, what do we have for our contest winner?

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (Vh0f5)

101 Bacon, Egg Cheese Biscuit is the highest expression of the fast-food breakfast art.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 12:10 PM (2b4yb)



This!  I haven't had one in years but it's the only way to go.  Sausage, egg and cheese works just as well too. 



Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (X6akg)

102 Bacon, Egg Cheese Biscuit is the highest expression of the fast-food breakfast art. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 12:10 PM (2b4yb) I respectfully disagree. The Steak and Egg Bagal, you know, the greasyest, drippyest fucking thing since a young Barbra Walters.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (kc2b9)

103 I think that at this next debate, Romney should enter the stage and have his own entrance music, like in wrestling or a shut-down closer coming in for the ninth inning.

I would suggest 'When the Levee Breaks' by Zeppelin.

"Prayin' won't help you, cryin' won't do you no good..."

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:12 AM (8qoXL)

104 Some of this preference cascade or whatever is due to new media.  A lot maybe.

Posted by: PJ at October 20, 2012 08:13 AM (DQHjw)

105 Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit? With the fake scrambled eggs? No thanks, breakfast-food amateur.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:13 AM (jUytm)

106 Plus can sue the local McDonald's for mental anguish of not getting the sausage. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 12:10 PM (w1GPr) Any day I get da sawsage is a great day.

Posted by: Bawney Frank at October 20, 2012 08:13 AM (jKE+Z)

107 OSP, the BabaWawa ref just killed  my appetite.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:14 AM (w1GPr)

108 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 12:12 PM (kc2b9)

I don't disagree, but at what drive-through can I get one?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 08:14 AM (2b4yb)

109 According to WikiLeaks release of Stratfor emails, McCain's people CAUGHT black precincts in Ohio stuffing ballot boxes in 2008. McCain, against advice from staff, refuses to get an injunction because of the "historical nature" of the election...............and oh yeah...........fear of rioting. I hope Romney's people are aware of this. I don't see Mitt letting this go if it happens again.

Posted by: How Bout A B-52 That Releases Food & Medicine? at October 20, 2012 08:14 AM (AzwZn)

110 Sooth, Dial 911 and report a theft of sausage.

Posted by: mpfs at October 20, 2012 08:14 AM (D2y68)

111 Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 12:08 PM (jKE+Z)

Here in East Podunk, NC, they only release the number of voters who cast their ballots. 120,000 on the first day, which is something of a record. I've never had to wait longer than 5 or 10 minutes before...there was a line out the door into the parking lot this time.

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:15 AM (j/nZn)

112 I think early voting is wrong in so many ways.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:15 AM (oSFWF)

113 Rule #1: Always check the bag before leaving. I fcuked up. I trusted them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:15 AM (jUytm)

114 The Breakfast Jack gets no respect. Available all day and on $0.99.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:15 AM (OQpzc)

115 the mcgriddle is the best thing on earth.....sausage egg & cheese mcgriddle.....oh dear

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny, ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 at October 20, 2012 08:16 AM (Ho2rs)

116 I vote the old fashion way. I am the first or second one every year at my polling station on election day.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:16 AM (oSFWF)

117 The soon-to-be-released Paul Ryan "Call me, maybe" video will cancel out any last-minute Allred crap.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:16 AM (+XD7n)

118 "And today I ordered two Sausage with Egg McMuffins but I opened the bag to find two regular Egg McMuffins."


They always fuck you in the drive-thru.

Posted by: Leo Getz at October 20, 2012 08:16 AM (fAVBA)

119 Time for some clear eyes and some clear heads. Barring some major scandal or October surprise (which our cynical nation has already baked into its calculations) O has lost. When you are 18 days away from a general election, and you cannot get over 50% as the incumbent, you're done. I think the Gallup poll has this election about right at this point (we can talk Nate Silver back and forth for hours, but I'll say one cryptic thing about Nate which will explain a lot, if you get it: Derek Jeter and PECOTA, buddy). Guys in Chicago and Boston who have been around the block multiple times know this. You have to give to Axelrod et al--they had a very bad deal going in as an incumbent with 8% unemployment and tepid GNP growth, but they chose the only strategy they had, which was to cut down Romney. As Stuart Stevens was saying to much abuse, it was all going out the window at the first debate when people realized R didn't have horns on his head. It did. The only thing left is a Hail Mary Monday night to try to make R look like a foreign policy dunce. That will likely not work because (a) R is not a dunce, and (b) O was pretty unskilled when he took over, and it shows 4 years later. So you're sitting in Chicago, the October surprise and any economic numbers are already baked into the electorate, so what do you do? Normally, when this happens, you try to help the party. This is all about the down ballot now. Trying to keep the Senate, and preserve O Care. Problem is, O and the DNC don't get along. DNC has no cash left. O isn't going to give it to them, since he'll spend every penny on himself in OH, WI, NV, NH (and maybe PA and MI, ha, ha). Look for a stealth $5 million (from a weird PAC, likely) to Akin to run ads in MO detailing McCaskill's husband running a corruption scheme out of the Senate Dining Room. Therefore, the big surprise on Wed 11/8 will be that the repubs got the Senate by something like 52-53 seats. Perhaps 54 if Smith (PA) and McMahon (CT) pull it off. It's all over but the screaming.

Posted by: Interested Party at October 20, 2012 08:16 AM (RE+1w)

120 I don't disagree, but at what drive-through can I get one? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 12:14 PM (2b4yb) The Bagel or a young Barbara Walters?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:17 AM (kc2b9)

121 The EPA story in the sidebar is chilling.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:17 AM (I2LwF)

122 That screeching sound you just heard?  That is PG peeling out of her driveway to attack the local McDonald's for one or two or three McGriddles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:17 AM (w1GPr)

123 if the McGriddle came with a real egg instead of the yellow fake scrambled egg, it'd be the best and if the McGriddle came with chocolate chip morsels in them...

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:17 AM (jUytm)

124 Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit? With the fake scrambled eggs?

No thanks, breakfast-food amateur.

Plus, the biscuit is just plain wrong.  The muffin holds together, the way God intended.  There simply is no finer breakfast sandwich anywhere on earth than the McD's sausage mcmuffin with egg.  I'm still trying to keep myself from jumping in the car and getting one.  If I can hold out for another hour and 10 minutes, the danger will have passed.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:17 AM (kpCLl)

125 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 12:17 PM (kc2b9)

Eeeew.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 08:18 AM (2b4yb)

126 Almost every weekend I stop at McD's on Sunday mornig. Sausage, Egg McMuffin is my standard order. More than a few times it has come with no egg. WTF is that?



The Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit is my wife's standby. Definitely tasty. Last month they screwed up the order totally. Both sandwiches were replaced by "McGriddles"! Not as bad as I thought they'd be, but that artificial maple flavor lingers for a while.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (HethX)

127 Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 12:17 PM (kpCLl) Yep, at 10:30 they shut off breakfast and they don't want to hear you whining bullshit either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (kc2b9)

128 Egg McMuffin. Most rubbery eggs on the planet.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (RYVE/)

129 Ya know what I can get at McDees for breakfast? A meal without my wife yelling at me about the fat or cholesterol.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (oSFWF)

130
It's all over but the screaming.

Posted by: Interested Party at October 20, 2012 12:16 PM (RE+1w)


And burning the White House as described on a few Twitter messages,  to punish the white devils for Barack's loss and public humiliation.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (lDWQr)

131 The EPA story in the sidebar is chilling. Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:17 PM (I2LwF) Absolute power and all that.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:19 AM (+XD7n)

132 Time to Elmosize. Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:20 AM (kc2b9)

133 Why is everyone talking about me?

Posted by: Meghan McMuffintop at October 20, 2012 08:21 AM (7rYS+)

134 Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 12:13 PM (jUytm)

We need some definitions here.

Fast-food breakfast, at least to me, means a drive-through meal purchased from a national chain.

Do we have a problem?

Because we can step outside and take care of it the old-fashioned way.....

Links at 20 paces.

http://is.gd/0eJ2CS

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 08:21 AM (2b4yb)

135 More than a few times it has come with no egg. That's happened to me. I made the mistake of ordering a Sausage McMuffin instead of a Sausage Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:21 AM (jUytm)

136 Interested Party, I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:21 AM (8qoXL)

137 Great, we are now into the lunch menu. I cannot get a McMuffin.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:21 AM (OQpzc)

138 MORON ALERT !  APPLY TO WORK ON ELECTION DAY

This is a link to be a poll watcher in your state.  You must apply by Sunday.

I would hope ace or a co blogger sees this and gives it a bump.


http://tinyurl.com/9zxlocy



Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 20, 2012 08:22 AM (wR+pz)

139 To all you non-breakfast-orderin' morons and 'ettes...if you don't live in a city with a Bojangles Chicken n Biscuits in it, move to one. Immediately. Every kind of biscuit known to man...fried chicken, grilled chicken, bacon, egg and cheese, smoked sausage...and you can get them ALL FREAKIN' DAY.

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:23 AM (j/nZn)

140

Has anyone ever had the "breakfast platter" from McD's? It comes with pancakes and scrambled eggs and I always see it on the menu/sign but have never made the leap. Definitely not for in-car dining.


 

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:23 AM (HethX)

141 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:19 PM (oSFWF)

Nothing quite like a quiet meal....alone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 08:23 AM (2b4yb)

142
I always order up a few Egg McMuffin's and a diet Coke after a night of blogging and munching Cheetos. 

Posted by: Meggy McCain at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (lDWQr)

143 Well, -this- part is wrong:

O isn't going to give it to them, since he'll spend every penny on himself in OH, WI, NV, NH (and maybe PA and MI, ha, ha).

He'll be blowing any extra in HI. Yes, there are rules against it. But you can keep the extra for later elections. "But we need the yacht for our headquarters!" or whatever.

Posted by: Al at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (MzQOZ)

144 Nothing quite like a quiet meal....alone. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2012 12:23 PM (2b4yb) heaven on earth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (oSFWF)

145 ISU-OSU on FX right now... Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (I2LwF)

146 133 Why is everyone talking about me? Posted by: Meghan McMuffintop at October 20, 2012 12:21 PM (7rYS+) Cause we want to punch your blue veiners like Mike Tyson on the speed bag at the height of his carreer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (kc2b9)

147 138 Already done, Billy Bob.

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (j/nZn)

148

97The Gloria Allfed scandal will be several young men who claim they had affairs with, or were sexually harrassed by, Paul Ryan, gym-rat extraordinaire.

 

 

What? What are you saying? Ryan is a ... Democrat?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (U+DUu)

149 So all the writers out there taking up the November Nationalist Writer Month challenge.  Any of you going to write of dirty deeds done at a polling station?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (w1GPr)

150 Off-topic post:

This is what you get when you vote watermelon:

http://is.gd/NZ19ot

No doubt our regulators out here in California will be watching this one closely.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:24 AM (o+SC1)

151 Posted by: Interested Party at October 20, 2012 12:16 PM (RE+1w)

Awesome commentary, IP.  Do you have a newsletter?  You should!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:25 AM (kpCLl)

152 On-topic post:

The Big Breakfast is a better deal than any of the standalone sandwiches.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:25 AM (o+SC1)

153 heaven on earth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:24 PM (oSFWF)

 

You know biology and stuff. You can't make it look like an accident and then get next to the young hottie hygenist?

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:26 AM (OQpzc)

154 Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 12:25 PM (o+SC1) It's also 1100 calories.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:26 AM (kc2b9)

155 152 On-topic post: The Big Breakfast is a better deal than any of the standalone sandwiches. Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 12:25 PM (o+SC1) True Fact.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at October 20, 2012 08:26 AM (KZi9D)

156 152 But you have to go inside to eat it. Thus, the whole "fast-food" thing is out the window, so to speak.

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:26 AM (j/nZn)

157 Curse you people!  I haven't had anything from McDonald's in years, but because you I left a message on my husband's cell phone to bring home Egg McMuffins.  There goes the diet.  I know you're being paid by McDonalds.

Posted by: Brenda at October 20, 2012 08:27 AM (i/s89)

158 Breakfast is over.  We need to move on.

Anybody heard when that animal they make the McRib out of is coming back from extinction?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:27 AM (8qoXL)

159

Maybe tomorrow I'll mix it up and get one of these.




Big Breakfast with Hotcakes

Satisfaction guaranteed with a fresh-baked buttermilk biscuit, savory sausage hot off the griddle, fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy hash browns and golden brown hotcakes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:27 AM (HethX)

160 they stop serving breakfast at 11am on weekends

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (jUytm)

161 Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (I2LwF)

162 @140 - the 'Big Breakfast' is like an assemble-it-yourself Sausage McMuffin if you want to eat it as a sandwich but with about 50% more scrambled egg.    Or you can eat the pieces separately.

The 'Big Breakfast with Pancakes' adds a couple pancakes to that, which would be fine (the pancakes are fast-food-acceptable) but the syrup they provide is ghastly sugar-water crap.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (o+SC1)

163 The loudest screaming on the Wednesday after the election will be from Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (w1GPr)

164 So, are they reflecting "registered voters" versus "likely voters," then?

Posted by: 17 days at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (LpQbZ)

165 Anybody heard when that animal they make the McRib out of is coming back from extinction? Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 12:27 PM (8qoXL) Honey Boo Boo's mom is breeding.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (kc2b9)

166

Breakfast consists of cornflakes and coffee, no need to go out and waste your money on that fast food garbage.

 

Posted by: GT 5.0 at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (3W1+C)

167 NOTHING is better than a blowjob.

Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (Vh0f5)

168 157 Curse you people! I haven't had anything from McDonald's in years, but because you I left a message on my husband's cell phone to bring home Egg McMuffins. There goes the diet. I know you're being paid by McDonalds.

Posted by: Brenda at October 20, 2012 12:27 PM (i/s89)



Hope you're on the left coast.  Breakfast is over in most of the country at McD's.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 08:28 AM (X6akg)

169 I like my eggs sunny side up on a strippers chest

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at October 20, 2012 08:29 AM (Y//vu)

170 158 Never had a McRib...are they really that good?

Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 08:29 AM (j/nZn)

171 You can't make it look like an accident and then get next to the young hottie hygenist? Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 12:26 PM (OQpzc) I don't shit where I work or sleep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:29 AM (oSFWF)

172 I find the logos on McGriddles oddly disconcerting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 20, 2012 08:29 AM (7rYS+)

173 9 24 of our astronauts have been born in Ohio. What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the earth???[/i I'm calling it. Thread winner. Come to think of it, I was born in Ohio and I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2012 08:29 AM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2012 08:30 AM (sdi6R)

175 170 158 Never had a McRib...are they really that good? Posted by: antisocialist at October 20, 2012 12:29 PM (j/nZn) Yeah, it's that they are SO fucking heinous, they are wonderful.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:30 AM (kc2b9)

176 At the DC Caller there is a story about David Brooks calling Benghazi a "small international story". He advises Mitt not to nit-pick it. greg deserves more respect than you, David. At least greg admits he's a troll.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:30 AM (+XD7n)

177 Every time I see Husein (middle name) ahead in the polls in Ohio, I always remember the old Wolverine saying:
" Happiness is crushed Buckeye Nuts"
And they drive per capita like Stevie Wonder behind the wheel.

Posted by: Clemenza at October 20, 2012 08:30 AM (afx6B)

178 I am sick to death of these Obama-worshipping celebrities with $200 million in the bank who can afford to enjoy the "essence of Obama" while the middle class suffers under his economic policies. And Springsteen, you're Willie Fucking Nelson when it comes to Romney's I.R.S. , you piece of shit. Enjoy the microscope up your ass.

Posted by: What If The Army Built A Hungry Howie's Howitzer? at October 20, 2012 08:30 AM (AzwZn)

179 167 NOTHING is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (Vh0f5) Nah, I get blower's cramp

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:31 AM (I2LwF)

180 McRibs are pretty creepy.  You never want to look too closely at the actual "meat." 

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:31 AM (kpCLl)

181 @154 - It's 1100 calories with the pancakes and syrup.

Ditch the pancakes and it's basically the same as the sandwich.

And out here it's still only 9:30, though I've already had breakfast.

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:31 AM (o+SC1)

182 Waterhouse is getting messages on his McGriddle.  One of the works has a crush on you there.  Watch out.  May want to patronize a different McDonald's unless you want one of the cooks from the back to come rushing at you with a plastic knife while screaming "I love you!!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:31 AM (w1GPr)

183 A McRib is so bad that it's good.  Like a dirty-water hotdog on a Manhattan street-corner, or a a 3:00 am trip to Waffle House.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (8qoXL)

184 Anybody heard when that animal they make the McRib out of is coming back from extinction?

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 12:27 PM (8qoXL)

 

You can still get the McRib in Texas. I hear they herd the Ribosaurus at special ranches in Peru.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (OQpzc)

185 ISU-OSU This is the time of year I miss cable the most. Relagated to watching Purdue - Oiho St. right now. Won't get to watch K-State later either.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (RYVE/)

186 Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF) Better is a very strong word.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (+XD7n)

187 CAC-but, but, but Gravis Polling (link in nick) shows OH tied.  Tied, I say.  Oh wait.  That poll is D+9. 

~snicker~

Posted by: eureka! at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (cTjRR)

188 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 12:31 PM (w1GPr) Oh Honey, that's a book.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (kc2b9)

189 The McRib is okay, but I really miss the melted onion/cheddar burger on a wheat bun that they'd feature every once in a while. I used to drive the length of the Cape to get them whenever they came out. Haven't seen an ad for years.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:32 AM (HethX)

190 >>Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob. No, not it's not. Not ever. A bad blowjob is still a blowjob.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2012 08:33 AM (TMB3S)

191 @176 - Creases is at it again?

Damn, does he write with Axelrod sucking his Johnson these days, or what?

Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:33 AM (o+SC1)

192 I don't know why I hyphenated street corner just now.

I am ashamed.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:33 AM (8qoXL)

193 NOTHING is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (Vh0f5) For sure, but there is nothing wrong with eating a bacon double cheeseburger while your getting one is there?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:34 AM (oSFWF)

194 Sausage McMuffin is the best breakfast around, outside of Ihop.

Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2012 08:34 AM (sdi6R)

195 The sidebar thing about elections is pretty uninformative. It's relying on Gallup only, and two of the races involved major third party candidates. The others are all within the polls' margin of error.

Nothing has changed since Romney made himself viable again with the first debate. I think he has a very slight edge but still has to win Ohio.

If he wins on Monday, he will be the favorite. I do think undecideds are going to break for him, and I expect his ground game to be equal to Bush's 2004 efforts. That's against the Obama media and Democratic cheating in their strongholds.

Also, someone can pull some kind of surprise, but I really think Romney is the most immune to this of any candidate we could ask for.

I do not see an easy Obama win. As of today, seat of my pants, 10 percent Romney comfortable win, 40 percent Romney close win, 50 percent Obama close win. If it's a nail-biter, you have to give that edge to Obama because of all the shenanigans we've seen lately (Minnesota, for example).

Will revise based on whether Gallup tightens and Monday night's outcome.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 20, 2012 08:34 AM (vouc9)

196 @190 - Too young to remember braces with metal bands and wires, are you?


Posted by: JEM at October 20, 2012 08:34 AM (o+SC1)

197 A blowjob is like pizza.  Even when it's bad, I still want it first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:35 AM (8qoXL)

198 OSP, it was a Fatal McGriddle that doomed 'ere these star cross'd lovers of plastic food.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:35 AM (w1GPr)

199 Just the other day I had the most awesome McD's lunch.  It was a 1/3 pound angus burger with white cheddar, BACONS, carmelized onions and special mustard sauce.  They call it a CBO.  You can also get it with chicken instead of the burger.  I had 'em leave off the cheese and mustard.  It was amazingly delicious!

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:35 AM (kpCLl)

200 Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF) I think we may need to call for an intervention.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:36 AM (+XD7n)

201 176 At the DC Caller there is a story about David Brooks calling Benghazi a "small international story".

He advises Mitt not to nit-pick it.

greg deserves more respect than you, David. At least greg admits he's a troll. Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 12:30 PM

Oh lawdy, please don't throw Mistah Barack into the Briar Patch!

Posted by: Brer Brooks at October 20, 2012 08:36 AM (wwsoB)

202 Go Seminoles!

Posted by: logprof at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (jKE+Z)

203 Maybe it's just been too long since I had a blow job. I've been married nearly 13 years.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (I2LwF)

204 Okay, but you can enjoy two hotcakes in a row.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (vouc9)

205 APMEX now has a store on eBay to sell bullion?  Wow.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (w1GPr)

206 EggMcMuffin with sausage . Yum. Makes me burp but Yummmm

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (M/TDA)

207 The only explanation for so many astronautics coming from one place is that aliens landed there and knocked up our Earth women.

Posted by: Redd at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (RoEtU)

208 >>@190 - Too young to remember braces with metal bands and wires, are you? Old enough to have a valid sample sizes of both pancakes and blowjobs. My statement stands.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2012 08:37 AM (TMB3S)

209 161 Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF)

 

 

That's it dude.  Turn in your man card!

Posted by: Havedash at October 20, 2012 08:38 AM (ToMJU)

210 Maybe it's just been too long since I had a blow job. I've been married nearly 13 years. Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:37 PM (I2LwF) Not even on your birthday? Dude.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:38 AM (+XD7n)

211 Oh lawdy, please don't throw Mistah Barack into the Briar Patch!

Posted by: Brer Brooks at October 20, 2012 12:36 PM (wwsoB)



Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:38 AM (kpCLl)

212 Old enough to have a valid sample sizes of both pancakes and blowjobs. My statement stands. Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2012 12:37 PM (TMB3S) Perfection: House of Pancakes waitress who gives blowjobs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:39 AM (oSFWF)

213 167 NOTHING is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Jcw46 at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (Vh0f5) -------------------------------- In accordance with parliamentary procedure.......... I second that.

Posted by: What If The Army Built A Hungry Howie's Howitzer? at October 20, 2012 08:39 AM (AzwZn)

214 No, it's just like, it's the same thing all the time. I'd rather have a homemade sandwich.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:39 AM (I2LwF)

215 Billy bob
Thanks for the link to sign up for Poll Watching.
Just signed myself and Mrs VIA up for all day.
And she has done this in the past, so has an idea how to do this.

Now....let's see if they are really interested in Baltimore or not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2012 08:39 AM (cvrhl)

216 Nevergiveup has been to the other IHOP where pancakes are served afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (w1GPr)

217 Just Googled the Cheddar Melt (it was on rye bread, not wheat) and saw the CBO. Very interesting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (HethX)

218 So, my plan for election night is a one case each of Sam Adams Octoberfest and Jello Pudding.

Gonna watch Fox for the returns, then once it's called, gonna switch over to MSNBC and pleasure myself.

Who's with me???

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (8qoXL)

219 Perfection: House of Pancakes waitress who gives blowjobs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:39 PM (oSFWF)

 

Under the table? Cuz that would be hard to top.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (OQpzc)

220 I like breakfast burritos. Do your McD's sell them?

Posted by: Redd at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (RoEtU)

221 Perfection: House of Pancakes waitress who gives blowjobs Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:39 PM (oSFWF) And did not vote for FDR.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:40 AM (+XD7n)

222 On election night, I'll be violating All The Desserts

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:41 AM (I2LwF)

223 How are you going to explain to your wives all the syrup on your dick?

Posted by: Redd at October 20, 2012 08:41 AM (RoEtU)

224 Hotcakes with sausage is better than a blowjob. Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF) ---------------------------------- That would only be true post-apocolypse with the only things left standing an IHOP, you, and Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: What If The Army Built A Hungry Howie's Howitzer? at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (AzwZn)

225 I know I already linked this piece yesterday, but the number of volunteer offices is something I had not seen reported before: Plus, The Daily Beast notes the differences in the number of volunteer offices present in some battleground states — another potential indicator that Obama’s policies and message are being hammered home more diligently in more contentious localities: In Ohio, 122 Obama local HQs compared to 40 for Romney. In Florida, the Obama campaign has 102 local HQs versus 48 for Romney. And in Virginia, a more even split—47 for Obama compared to 29 for Romney. [...] Colorado has 61 Obama offices compared to 14 for Romney. And Paul Ryan’s home state of Wisconsin has 68 Obama HQs as opposed to 24 for the Romney-Ryan ticket. According to this analysis, Obama’s team may be looking to work in areas that were previously lost in the 2008 race. With experience under the campaign’s belt, there may be a bit of an advantage to realizing the weak spots. And with more people working on the ground, patching some of the holes and closing in on areas that are naturally more favorably to Romney and Republicans could sway states and make key differences at the polls. There is also a big section in this article on Ohio. HERE ARE THE 4 SURPRISE SIGNS THAT OBAMA COULD STILL WIN THE 2012 ELECTION http://tinyurl.com/9t2aupc

Posted by: 17 days at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (LpQbZ)

226 How are you going to explain to your wives all the syrup on your dick? Posted by: Redd at October 20, 2012 12:41 PM (RoEtU) That she will not question, but the SMILE on my face......

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (oSFWF)

227 195 Nah. It won't be that close. O has not been close to 50% in OH. Also, if you look at the remaining battlegrounds (OH, IA, NV) they all went Repub in the last 3/4 cycles. I'm not even including WI, but the recall really helped them and it will be close, but probably R. O at this time in 2008 was over 50% in a lot of these states. Not this time. He is the incumbent, not the challenger--that is a big deal. It's also not 2004. Kerry never led in 2004 after late Sept, and definitely not in Oct.

Posted by: Interested Party at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (RE+1w)

228 >>Perfection: House of Pancakes waitress who gives blowjobs When I was young I lived in Princeton, NJ. Used to go to this place all the time. Best pancakes in the world. http://tinyurl.com/9bwv9eb Was never able to score the daily double though.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (TMB3S)

229 This is interesting on that APMEX store on eBay.

A 10 oz silver bar for $359.47 that has the Ten Commandments on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (w1GPr)

230 apocalypse. still no?

Posted by: What If The Army Built A Hungry Howie's Howitzer? at October 20, 2012 08:42 AM (AzwZn)

231 Oh, WVU-K State is on Fox tonight, 8 ET

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:43 AM (I2LwF)

232 Dude, I will need a few restaurant-size buckets of pudding. Maybe even pistachio.

Posted by: eman at October 20, 2012 08:43 AM (+XD7n)

233 They have a mini IHOP at the Commissary/EXchange down in Norfolk and I'll be down there after I weigh in and do my semi-annual PRT. I can't wait

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:44 AM (oSFWF)

234 I like breakfast burritos. Do your McD's sell them?

Posted by: Redd at October 20, 2012 12:40 PM (RoEtU)

 

That's what Whataburger is for. Different strokes. Although, for lunch they rule. The Honey BBQ chicken sandwich, or the Chop House Cheddar burger are to die for.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 08:44 AM (OQpzc)

235 I prefer the Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle without the Egg. Bacon and cheese on a pancake with the syrup on the inside -- it's genius and you can eat itin the car. genius, I tell you! I'm always sad if I get to McDonald's too late for breakfast.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 20, 2012 08:44 AM (p6h9x)

236 Has anyone else seen the Blacks for Romney you tube video?

Google it up, ace may not like a link cause it has the n word in it, but it is funny as hell. 

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 20, 2012 08:44 AM (wR+pz)

237 saw the CBO. Very interesting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 12:40 PM (HethX)


Srsly, get one soon (before they stop trying to make 'em good).  You will thank me. 

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:45 AM (kpCLl)

238 Nevada hasn't gone R in the last 3-4 elections....

I lived there, and it went Obama, and Reid got re-elected also, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY.

In 2010 we got rid of Dana Titus, but that's about it.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:45 AM (8qoXL)

239 Even if you estimate the Ohio turnout   a  little  lower than 2008(it was about 5.7 million)   you still wouldn't get 18%.  You would have to estimate the number of voters at about 3.5  million  for Ohio this year.  The totals may not be all that of  2008,  but I doubt they will be that low----unless people just don't give a sh*t   this time around. 

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 20, 2012 08:46 AM (xH9as)

240 I'm happy to see the Horde quickly pivoted to the truly important issues -- fast food breakfast menu items.

Posted by: elizabethe loves a brownie at October 20, 2012 08:46 AM (p6h9x)

241 IIRC, that "last four numbers of social security number" is used as an alternate to the state driver's license as ID -- which in Ohio has at least the secretary's intention of being verified, and counted later. That's not the same as this year's special early voting.

In a vast poll-worker training class last week, old-timers were a little dazed at the turnout, and had no other theory than that this will be a big election. Several days later came the court ruling on extra days of early voting, with no mention of ID or verification procedures. That has all the trappings of the Fix being In. Watch bus traffic.

In a county that is slightly to the left of Tverskoy Administrative District, the overwhelming majority of new volunteers were pretty obviously Dem (sleeping in the class, rode the bus there, questions on the bake-sale rule), but some R's had been recruited off the voter rolls by the Board of Elections just in order to have enough for the required 2-party representation at the tables and in voter assistance. Spooky. 

McDonalds appears to have phased out the steak, egg and cheese bagel. I only eat breakfast there if I'm on the way to a match, but that was about as much food as can be held in one hand, and the only thing they offered that competed on even ground with a diner breakfast.

Posted by: comatus at October 20, 2012 08:46 AM (qaVK+)

242 Reno Gazette just endorsed Romney. Another paper flips from O.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2012 08:46 AM (TMB3S)

243 Funny that a thread about election polling can turn into a thread about good breakfasts and BJ's. That being said, I know a certain wife that needs to figure out how better to lock a bedroom door so a certain 8 year old doesn't waltz in while a certain couple is in the middle of a 'special hug'. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 08:46 AM (jucos)

244 In 2010 I can guarantee Reid stole that election from Angle. NV is probably not in play, even though Romney may get more real votes than Obama.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:47 AM (I2LwF)

245 Obama volunteers work? Who knew?

Posted by: natasha at October 20, 2012 08:47 AM (pyYXJ)

246 I'm happy to see the Horde quickly pivoted to the truly important issues -- fast food breakfast menu items.

I wouldn't say that was the actual focus

Posted by: Al at October 20, 2012 08:47 AM (MzQOZ)

247 Yeah, that sounds real good.... 1\3 lb.* of juicy, 100% Angus beef topped with creamy white Cheddar,** hickory-smoked bacon and caramelized grilled onions, all served on a soft, bakery-style bun.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 20, 2012 08:48 AM (HethX)

248 well, since IHOP has been mentioned... it's the best. Besides Bob Evans'.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:48 AM (jUytm)

249 That being said, I know a certain wife that needs to figure out how better to lock a bedroom door so a certain 8 year old doesn't waltz in while a certain couple is in the middle of a 'special hug'. Just sayin'. Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 12:46 PM (jucos) Happened or happens to all of us.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:49 AM (oSFWF)

250 Oh yeah, Reid getting re-elected was definitely the work of shenanigans.  Basically Reid sabotaged Tarkanian in the repub primary, and ran against the worst candidate, Angle. 

Easy win, then.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:49 AM (8qoXL)

251 That being said, I know a certain wife that needs to figure out how better to lock a bedroom door so a certain 8 year old doesn't waltz in while a certain couple is in the middle of a 'special hug'. Just sayin'. Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 12:46 PM (jucos) Happened or happens to all of us. Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:49 PM (oSFWF) Oh and you should see the look on a cat's face when he sees that!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:50 AM (oSFWF)

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:50 AM (8qoXL)

253 Someone already said, it's Bo Time as biscuits at Bojangles.  I knew the guy who started it and the guys who bought.  He was Hardees franchisee and Hardees has great biscuits,  but they were not doing chicken or breakfast.  The Faulks stole the Popeye chicken recipe and the Hardees biscuit recipe and the rest is history.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 20, 2012 08:50 AM (wR+pz)

254 what's funny is how Dunkin Donuts never succeeded in breakfast sandwiches I like Dunkin Donuts -- I like their products and organization and business model. But their sandwiches aren't good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:51 AM (jUytm)

255 Happened or happens to all of us. Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:49 PM (oSFWF) ---------------------------------------------------------- The funny thing is that the 8 year old came in and said "I know what you guys were doing." and proceeded to call it a special hug.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 08:51 AM (jucos)

256

"I saw the AG of Ohio on Fox a few days ago, talking about vote fraud in Ohio.
He needs people to report it.
Seemed like a good guy."

 

The Ohio AG is Mike DeWine.

Yes, that Mike DeWine. 

Posted by: NCC at October 20, 2012 08:51 AM (lDsmT)

257 Las Vegas messes everything   up for the rest of NV  I'm told---well,  and Harry Reid.  But I still don't think  Angle was a strong candidate.  She had   a  lot   of great   ideas, but they could have run someone different   with different  results.  But ultimately,  Wayne Newton should be blamed for all of this.  Turncoat!  

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 20, 2012 08:51 AM (xH9as)

258 Former senator Mike Dewine?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:52 AM (jUytm)

259 There were electronic voting irregularities. People would vote Angle and it would come up Reid, and not uncommonly. Furthermore on the night of the election, a substation went down in Clark county taking out a bunch of precincts long enough to tamper with vote totals. Angle was polling up by 3 consistently and Reid won by 7. That's almost impossible.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:52 AM (I2LwF)

260 http://tinyurl.com/9hbslla Is ObamaÂ’s Ohio Firewall Really Just a Maginot Line?

Posted by: Evilpens at October 20, 2012 08:53 AM (ck76k)

261 A Nevada judge agreed Friday to reopen the armed robbery and kidnapping case against former football star O.J. Simpson to determine if the former football star was so badly represented by his lawyers that he should be freed from prison and get another trial. Simpson wasn't in a Las Vegas courtroom while Clark County District Court Judge Linda Marie Bell agreed to hear evidence and consider 18 of 22 questions cited in a May appeal by Simpson appeals lawyer Patricia Palm. The judge dismissed four other grounds on which the 65-year-old Simpson seeks release from state prison, where he is serving nine to 33 years. G-D forbid. He should rot in jail for the rest of his miserable life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:53 AM (oSFWF)

262 When my kids catch me killing my wife's kitty, I just tell them I'm beating her.

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:53 AM (I2LwF)

263 That being said, I know a certain wife that needs to figure out how better to lock a bedroom door so a certain 8 year old doesn't waltz in while a certain couple is in the middle of a 'special hug'. Just sayin'. Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 12:46 PM (jucos) ----------------------------------- What are YOU doing that YOU can't lock the door?

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at October 20, 2012 08:53 AM (AzwZn)

264 I was caught fucking once.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at October 20, 2012 08:54 AM (AzwZn)

265 What are YOU doing that YOU can't lock the door? Posted by: Inquiring Minds at October 20, 2012 12:53 PM (AzwZn) He can't physically get close enough to touch the door to lock it. Isn't that obvious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:55 AM (oSFWF)

266 Sharon Angle was okay -- she just made one too many tiny mistakes. The mistake that put her under was the one in classroom when she told the kids they looked Asian or something. She didn't mean anything by it but she said what she was thinking instead of keeping it to herself.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 08:55 AM (jUytm)

267 @252

Reminds me of the old joke.  Billy comes in a sees Dad humping away and Mom yelling at the top of her lungs.  He runs out of the room.  Dad goes and tries to tell Billy it was all OK.  Mom was fine.

So about a week later Billy is over at his grandmothers house, she being a little senile, Billy jumps her like his dad had.  She starts yelling and moaning.

Dad runs in and says, Bill what are you doing?

Billy, says, It not so funny when I am fucking YOUR mom, is it?

Here all day, news at 11

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 20, 2012 08:55 AM (wR+pz)

268 Interested Party: I hope you are right and am very hopeful myself, but I'm keeping hope in check with realism.

Romney *should* win, but whether he will remains to be seen. He needs another debate performance on Monday like in the first. Maybe he can get Obama to blow up because he's clearly under President Boo-boo's skin now.

I've contributed and have signed up. My state's not a swing state, though, so I guess I'll be doing phone work.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 20, 2012 08:56 AM (vouc9)

269 @257 Could it have been Husted, the Sec of State? He'd fit the "seemed like a good guy" profile a little better, although I can't say whether he's up to reaping the whirlwind he's sown.


Posted by: comatus at October 20, 2012 08:56 AM (qaVK+)

270 The funny thing is that the 8 year old came in and said "I know what you guys were doing." and proceeded to call it a special hug.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 12:51 PM (jucos)


You might want to keep a very close eye on him if he starts playing team sports.  Way too much special hugging going on there.

Posted by: Peaches is caustically optimistic at October 20, 2012 08:57 AM (kpCLl)

271 I'm out. Back later

Posted by: Truman North at October 20, 2012 08:57 AM (I2LwF)

272 He can't physically get close enough to touch the door to lock it. Isn't that obvious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 12:55 PM (oSFWF)



Wow....men even lie about the size of OTHER men's thingies.



He could stand sideways.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 08:57 AM (X6akg)

273 As far as I'm concerned, all will be forgiven in Nevada if O-dumfuck loses the election and Harry Reid becomes Senate Minority Leader in January.

If that happens, well then, we'll all be singing a happy tune.  And I'll never be able to eat pudding again.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 08:58 AM (8qoXL)

274 Wow....men even lie about the size of OTHER men's thingies. He could stand sideways. Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 12:57 PM (X6akg) OK good comeback. That's a 3 pointer from behind the line

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 08:59 AM (oSFWF)

275 What are YOU doing that YOU can't lock the door? Posted by: Inquiring Minds at October 20, 2012 12:53 PM (AzwZn) -------------------------------------------------------- Standing in front of the mirror chanting "That's not my wife, that's not my wife." I kid, I kid

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 20, 2012 08:59 AM (jucos)

276 Wow....men even lie about the size of OTHER men's thingies. ------------------------ HaHaHa! There was a jewish guy once who said if faced with a choice of keeping his millions, or having John Holme's cock, he would be a poor motherfucker.

Posted by: True Story at October 20, 2012 09:01 AM (AzwZn)

277

Today's Gallup update - Romney still up 6; up 2 among registered voters; Obama's net job approval down another point.

Probably really plus 4 or so nationwide, giving as much credence as they deserve to other pollsters.

Posted by: Frederick Stephan at October 20, 2012 09:02 AM (khZbv)

278 I'm not voting in a swing state myself, but I'm still encouraged because ...hey, who knows? In wave elections, states get turned that you never expect. Illinois did elect a Republican senator in 2010 and almost elected a Republican Governor.

 And besides, Bob Dold is in a close race and we need to keep his seat.I don't even know what he's polling at.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at October 20, 2012 09:02 AM (626t3)

279 Standing in front of the mirror chanting "That's not my wife, that's not my wife." I kid, I kid ------------------------------------ Knew you would be a good sport................that's why I served up that soft ball.

Posted by: True Story at October 20, 2012 09:02 AM (AzwZn)

280 261 Is ObamaÂ’s Ohio Firewall Really Just a Maginot Line? More like "imaginary."

Posted by: jakeman at October 20, 2012 09:02 AM (96M6e)

281 Wow....men even lie about the size of OTHER men's thingies.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2012 12:57 PM (X6akg)

I'll be 65 soon, and I'm wearing my fishing T-Shirt today.

It says "The older I get, the bigger it was".

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 20, 2012 09:03 AM (Qxe/p)

282 Maybe so, CAC, but still scared to death that mail trucks are full of Dems voting early and often.

Posted by: Willian_Shatner's_Pants at October 20, 2012 09:03 AM (larNa)

283 Rupert Murdoch, other potential buyers eye L.A. Times News Corp.'s Rupert Murdoch is said to be in early talks to buy the L.A. Times and the Chicago Tribune from Tribune Co. By Meg James, Los Angeles Times 5:40 PM PDT, October 19, 2012 With Tribune Co. expected to emerge from bankruptcy soon, News Corp. Chairman and Chief Executive Rupert Murdoch is looking to acquire two of its trophy properties — the Los Angeles Times and the Chicago Tribune. Shit buy it now, before the election, and maybe we can see that TAPE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2012 09:05 AM (oSFWF)

284 Gallup = Mr. Burns-style "excellent."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 20, 2012 09:06 AM (vouc9)

285 mail trucks are full of Dems voting early and often I was trying to explain the Franken election to my teenage daughter and her friend the other day, with the ballots that were "found" in someone's trunk. They couldn't believe it. It's also stunning to me how politically aware and conservative my teenage kids and their friends are. Even 15 and 16 year olds understand how screwed they are, at least the smart ones. OTOH, the neighbor across our fence calls himself a socialist, which, based on his idiot parents, surprises me not at all.

Posted by: jakeman at October 20, 2012 09:07 AM (96M6e)

286 Can't imagine anyone wanting to fornicate with DWS, 'cept for maybe Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 20, 2012 12:01 PM (8qoXL)

 

Bet David Paterson would hit it.

 

Posted by: joanne still likes Trey Gowdys hair and tude at October 20, 2012 09:09 AM (VNFBf)

287 What was this thread about again? Early Ohio vote WikiLeaks Egg McMuffin Apocalypse McRib Larry O'Donnell Parents Caught Having Sex Sharon Angle IHOP David Brooks APMEX Aliens Blow jobs Tagg Romney College Game Day Etc...................... Ya'll are some sick sumbitches. This is what happens when Ace isn't around to keep us focused. :-)

Posted by: How Bout A Drone Than Can Detect Hunger? at October 20, 2012 09:10 AM (AzwZn)

288 Thanks for the reality check today. I work at a liberal university where everyone is a quinoa and tofu eating vegan. I'm the last Neanderthal there eating sausage MuFfins.

Posted by: JLD at October 20, 2012 09:12 AM (Zto5n)

289 IHOP, where aliens have been studying humans for decades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 09:16 AM (w1GPr)

290 I would guess that Allred has scrounged a disgruntled x-Mormon from Romney's former congregation when he was bishop or stake president. Sins of moral turpitude require going to local bishop for counseling (unless you just hide or drop out) and sexual sins are considered grevious. Just an educated guess. And, I smell desperation. Not to get cocky but it would be ironic if this was the stunt that ended Gloria's ambulance chasing career.

Posted by: my dad was a bishop at October 20, 2012 09:16 AM (WFZEf)

291 Can anyone explain to me the news stories about early voting in Iowa and Wisconsin? Despite close state-wide polling, it is claimed Obama leads early voting in these states by 30 PERCENT! Is that legit? I have been very confident of a Romney win but this kind of thing scares me a little.

Posted by: Zombie Eckert at October 20, 2012 12:04 PM (R7H3g)

-----------------


Early voting doesn't start till next week in Wisconsin. Not sure where you're hearing this.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 20, 2012 09:16 AM (P6QsQ)

292 You know what else would end Gloria's career?

Shooting her into the sun out of a giant cannon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 20, 2012 09:20 AM (BuSM8)

293

Maybe Gloria   has nothing and is just enjoying the rumors and making us all   nervous. 

 

And,  I think in  Iowa they are just projecting what voters may be voting based on registeration.  Also,  the ever reliable phone interviews by   polling places may have something to do   with the vote rumors.  

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 20, 2012 09:23 AM (xH9as)

294 IHOP, where aliens have been studying humans for decades.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 20, 2012 01:16 PM (w1GPr)

 

And they've decided the more evovlved humans eat pork and pork byproducts.

Posted by: Invictus at October 20, 2012 09:23 AM (OQpzc)

295 Regarding the field offices, I greet that info as a data point of questionable worth:

1) We have to rely on the Daily Beast because it's not something to check for ourselves.

2) We don't know where *they* got it--and perhaps each campaign reported those numbers. We don't know how each campaign counts such an office.

3) Hence, we don't know the unit of what we're measuring or whether the measurement is accurate. It's like comparing nuclear strength during the Cold War based on missiles versus MIRVs.

The data means something, but we can't judge what it means.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 20, 2012 09:29 AM (vouc9)

296 hi all at nascar race today

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at October 20, 2012 09:29 AM (n8PiB)

297 You poor bastards don't have a Whataburger do you?  Sausage, egg and cheese breakfast tacos destroy all other forms of fast food breakfast.

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 20, 2012 09:31 AM (OBDWE)

298 I can't believe that Ace of spades provides a link that links you to HuffPo?????? Where is the provided link getting their #s ???

Posted by: Mrs. J J Sefton at October 20, 2012 09:58 AM (gQxm3)

299 what was the 18% again?

can someone refresh my drug crippled memory please?

Posted by: kinlaw at October 20, 2012 09:59 AM (uLTng)

300 Enough of this IHOP is the best, Elmers in Wa and Or are the best...

Posted by: Drunk in East Mesa at October 20, 2012 10:17 AM (hiWet)

301 Actually not. When I left the lily white compound of Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, to go off to university, I found myself in another zone of no racial diversity, the epicenter being at East 105th and Euclid Avenue, in Cleveland's east side. Today it looks like Dresden after the firebombing, the only thing left standing being the huge complex of the Cleveland Clinic.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at October 20, 2012 10:40 AM (PH+2B)

302 fluffy, remember BRIGHAM'S?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 10:43 AM (jUytm)

303 Brigham's had good hard ice cream. They made a great brownie sundae, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2012 10:44 AM (jUytm)

304 Just got wind that Obama folks are asking for supporters to go to Ohio to drive people to vote for early voting. An acquaintance is all excited about flying out on Friday

Posted by: blb at October 20, 2012 11:01 AM (hwg80)

305 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2012 11:35 AM (6o4Fb)

306 293 Mama Winger: This is what I'm looking at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/330948/about-new-iowa-and-wisconsin-polls-josh-jordan

Posted by: Zombie Eckert at October 20, 2012 04:17 PM (R7H3g)

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