August 24, 2012

Educational Film: "Bob Is A Racist"
— Ace

Are you a racist, too?

Via @keder

Bob Parks' Previous Work:

Thanks to EC.

Posted by: Ace at 10:41 AM | Comments (158)
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1 Oh hell yeah...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 24, 2012 10:43 AM (wtvvX)

2 I love this big time.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 10:43 AM (P6QsQ)

3 This video is racist!

Posted by: Toure at August 24, 2012 10:43 AM (da5Wo)

4

Hi,

 

My name is Bob.

Posted by: rd at August 24, 2012 10:43 AM (9sUlj)

5 Love it!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2012 10:43 AM (hSm+F)

6

*petulant whining, Martin Bashir style*

 

Dammit, i wanna see!   I'll have to watch it tonight.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 10:44 AM (4df7R)

7 Is it something?

Posted by: toby928© at August 24, 2012 10:44 AM (QupBk)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 10:45 AM (Ts9tU)

9 Bob Parks is fuckin' awesome.  Have you guys read any of his stuff from Black and Right?

Posted by: EC at August 24, 2012 10:45 AM (GQ8sn)

10 7 Is it something?



No, it's not.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at August 24, 2012 10:45 AM (da5Wo)

11 I'm Bob, and I approved this message.

Posted by: Bob at August 24, 2012 10:46 AM (sbV1u)

12 Suzie has big boobs.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 24, 2012 10:47 AM (nDcVA)

13 Pretty good but way, way too long. Needs to be hacked down to a minute.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 24, 2012 10:47 AM (Q/1Jp)

14

Well, half way through, it suddenly was unavailable.

 

It was THAT racist...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 24, 2012 10:48 AM (SUKHu)

15 It would really be damned funny......if it wasn't true.

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 10:48 AM (YdQQY)

16 I'm sending this to everyone I know.  And a lot of people that I don't.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 10:48 AM (P6QsQ)

17

Unfortunately I have sat through HR Diversity Training classes that were this stupid. 

Posted by: rd at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (9sUlj)

18 Bob Byrd?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (iAp/0)

19 Don't hack at it with a machete.  That would be racist.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (l3vZN)

20 Bob Parks was the same guy who did the Tea Party rally video two years ago where he went around asking minority attendees (black), if they've seen any black people so far that day.  This was right after all the MSM bullshit about only white people were Tea Partiers.

Trivia:  Bob Parks (you've guessed by now) is black.

Posted by: EC at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (GQ8sn)

21 Mr Smythe-Smythe: Are you sure this is in competent hands?
Curley: Soitanly! We're all incompetent!

Posted by: mallfly at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (bJm7W)

22 Great end bit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (Dx7Bq)

23 A lib coworker who adores Anderson Cooper sent me this in an email: http://tinyurl.com/9hmru9n She wanted to show me that some in the press are actually doing their job. I like Anderson Cooper too, but in the face of bulldog, don't confuse me with actual facts, debbie, even he was over ridden.... And on debbie's new hairdo...."the english barrister look, all she needs is the powder and to have it all turned white"......from a lib/dem....is it possible debs is wearing out her welcome among even the lib/dems?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (oZfic)

24 The video needs more Akin.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (+lsX1)

25 well.....

it does get in the way of work with the secret "mighty whitey" superpowers our decoder rings eat up batteries....luckily when recharging it I have Tourey to sound the dog whistle....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 10:49 AM (LRFds)

26 The internet was just n*********ized!

Posted by: Toure du Merde at August 24, 2012 10:50 AM (R18D0)

27 NOAA named tropical storm after black actor....RACIST!

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 10:50 AM (YdQQY)

28 Hi,

My name is Bob.


And Bob takes Enzyte!

Posted by: Bob! at August 24, 2012 10:51 AM (opLk0)

29 The actors should be blackballed.

Posted by: Toure du Merde at August 24, 2012 10:51 AM (R18D0)

30 Suzie has big boobs.Posted by: © Sponge at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (nDcVA)


Susie?  I had a thing with her.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 24, 2012 10:52 AM (sbV1u)

31 Bob has a hint of a Midwestern accent.  Bob sounds like he might possibly be from Wisconsin, home of the racist Paul Ryan.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 10:52 AM (P6QsQ)

32 70% of Obama's Twitter followers are fake (axelturfers)

http://is.gd/OCLGBI


RACIST!

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 10:52 AM (YdQQY)

33 Did anyone also catch how the whole video was filmed in black and white?

RACIST!!!

Next, someone will make a coloured version of it.

COLOURED?!?!!   RACIST AGAIN!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at August 24, 2012 10:53 AM (GQ8sn)

34 and the liberal response is..?

BLA BLA BLA BLA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Posted by: mallfly at August 24, 2012 10:53 AM (bJm7W)

35

Ah think that young fella maht be a white n***er, or as we say in West Viginnia, "wigger".

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd at August 24, 2012 10:53 AM (jm/9g)

36 The lib chick in that video with the nice boobs? Yeah, sacred honor, baby.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 24, 2012 10:54 AM (B/VB5)

37 and the liberal response is..?

It involves either cookies, or a mischaracterized Christ-like figure from a mid-19th century novel none of them have ever read.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 24, 2012 10:54 AM (/kI1Q)

38 Hey. Bob's hair is a Monchichi.

Don't y'all cutesplode, now.

Posted by: Jo-Jo the Gaffing Clown at August 24, 2012 10:54 AM (1fiba)

39 When I try to listen to the video, all I can hear is this incessant dog whistle.

Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2012 10:54 AM (VndSC)

40 TX authorities as likely Mexicans to quit calling 911 for mosquito bites.

http://is.gd/gSWYx4


RACIST!

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 10:54 AM (YdQQY)

41 Brilliant.

Posted by: Solo4357 at August 24, 2012 10:55 AM (NBOA5)

42 When I try to listen to the video, all I can hear is this incessant dog whistle.

Posted by: Roy at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (VndSC)

 

If you hear the dog whistle you might be a dog.   In that case be careful; the President     might be behind you with a fork and knife.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 10:56 AM (4df7R)

43 I like the font. No, I'm not joking, I'm that much of a dork.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 10:56 AM (VtjlW)

44 It involves either cookies



There are cookies? I like cookies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 10:56 AM (da5Wo)

45 Chuck Grassley is RACIST because he rudely questioned Holder.

http://is.gd/OhUXPI

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 10:56 AM (YdQQY)

46

A friend asked me why so many people vote for Democrats. This was my reply.

 

THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL LIVE IN CHAINS AND THEY'LL TAKE AWAY OUR CONDOMS AND THEY'LL THROW DOGS OUT OF CARS AND GIVE PEOPLE CANCER AND TAKE MONEY FROM POOR PEOPLE AND GIVE IT TO RICH PEOPLE AND THEY'RE WEIRD AND MORMOM AND THEY'LL KILL GAYS AND MEXICANS AND BLACK PEOPLE AND WOMEN AND JEWS AND UNITARIANS AND THEY BE RAPING EVERYBODY! AND THEY'RE RAAAAACIST!!!!!

Posted by: IrishNewEnglander at August 24, 2012 10:57 AM (mPIep)

47 hahaha greatness

Posted by: trailortrash at August 24, 2012 10:57 AM (xllDV)

48 I like the font. No, I'm not joking, I'm that much of a dork.Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (VtjlW)

Of course you do   It's retro.

Same reason you like Dita Von Teese.

I approve of your taste.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 24, 2012 10:57 AM (sbV1u)

49 At the end, Bob should have said I am going to vote for the black guy because I am not a racist.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at August 24, 2012 10:58 AM (C2//T)

50 No, I'm not joking, I'm that much of a dork.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (VtjlW)



Yeah, but, Bewbs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 10:58 AM (da5Wo)

51

Posted by: IrishNewEnglander at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (mPIep)

 

You've learned well at the feet of delusional regressive trolls, padawan.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 10:58 AM (4df7R)

52

Heh.

Nice work.....it's a take-off on those old black and white commercials.

The ones that used that simplistic  "Lead the viewer to a Conclusion" scenario.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 10:58 AM (mtRB0)

53 AtC? 47?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 10:59 AM (da5Wo)

54 This video is marvelous, and is going to irritate the hell out of many acquaintances of mine in a few short minutes.   

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 24, 2012 10:59 AM (pkess)

55 Bob is also a rapist, according to the dem media.

Now that I think about it, Enzyte commercials are racist, aren't they?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2012 10:59 AM (CrOSO)

56 33 Did anyone also catch how the whole video was filmed in black and white?

Actually, it said "filmed in black and right".

racist.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 24, 2012 10:59 AM (Qxdfp)

57 Posted by: IrishNewEnglander at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (mPIep) Ahem. Give the caps over and no one gets hurt. Yeah, but, Bewbs Now, now, now, I said nothing about not liking the bewbs. Let's not all go crazy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 10:59 AM (VtjlW)

58 Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
RACIST
Greenest state in the land of the free.
OBVIOUS RACIST
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
RACIST
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
RACIST BEAR H8TER
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.
RACIST
Fought single handed through the Injun war,
EVIL RACIST
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
DAMN EVIL RACIST
And while he was handling this risky chore,
RACIST
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
RACIST
Davy, Davy Crockett the man who don't know fear.
RACIST

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 11:00 AM (YdQQY)

59 @12 Suzie has big boobs.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (nDcVA)



Yeah, and the rest of her is phat too !!!

Posted by: Sexist Bob at August 24, 2012 11:00 AM (w5RwR)

60 Now, now, now, I said nothing about not liking the bewbs. Let's not all go crazy. 



No, I meant we forgive your dorkiness/nerdiness because....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:00 AM (da5Wo)

61 By the standards of the let,every white person is a racist.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 11:01 AM (Ts9tU)

62 44 The font is probably "Ad Lib" or some knockoff. I'm even more of a dork.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 11:01 AM (Dx7Bq)

63 62 Left.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 11:01 AM (Ts9tU)

64 We are all Bob

Posted by: Robert Racist at August 24, 2012 11:01 AM (2cfUo)

65 This,  however,  is surely not racist.  Two black kids arrested for killing a white girl.  They were after her green money,  so it's just business.  Right?

http://tinyurl.com/9r7fqxl

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2012 11:01 AM (R18D0)

66 Racism, which is an ugly thing. Has been turned into another meaningless word ignored by most.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 24, 2012 11:02 AM (9TTOe)

67

Ahem. Give the caps over and no one gets hurt.

 

A little leeway for IrishNewEnglander,   magnificence?     S/he    was merely demonstrating the hysterical prognosticating of the left.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 11:03 AM (4df7R)

68 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (Ts9tU)

 

 

That's...wait for it...RAAAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2012 11:03 AM (v+QvA)

69 Biden Called Out for ‘Chains’ Comment — By Charlie Rangel

http://is.gd/LW18Jw


After what, two weeks?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 24, 2012 11:03 AM (/kI1Q)

70 Young white woman steals two black's bullets

RACIST

Police arrest two black murderers

RACIST!

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 11:04 AM (YdQQY)

71 >>>ob Parks was the same guy who did the Tea Party rally video two years ago where he went around asking minority attendees (black), if they've seen any black people so far that day. I've never seen that. That sounds hysterical.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 11:04 AM (fxHyG)

72 u2191

Posted by: guest at August 24, 2012 11:04 AM (wrcD1)

73

I think Bob called me boy

Posted by: OOOOUUUTTTRAGGGEEEDDDDD at August 24, 2012 11:04 AM (2cfUo)

74 I like the font.


No, I'm not joking, I'm that much of a dork.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (VtjlW)


------


I think that might be "ad lib".

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (P6QsQ)

75 The font is probably "Ad Lib" or some knockoff. I'm even more of a dork. See, I knew someone in the Horde would know. Distributed Horde knowledge is an awesome thing. A little leeway for IrishNewEnglander, magnificence? S/he was merely demonstrating the hysterical prognosticating of the left. Hmmm. Fair enough. *waves paw* Leeway is granted. Vic gets a pass because Vic is a responsible caps user. No, I meant we forgive your dorkiness/nerdiness because.... The Twins do have mighty powers, it's true.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (VtjlW)

76 Biden Called Out for ‘Chains’ Comment — By Charlie Rangel

http://is.gd/LW18Jw


After what, two weeks?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)

 

 

Hey, you get your hot blue-on-blue interracial action when you can. 

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (v+QvA)

77 My crackpot theory- Some super smart racists figured out a way to mindfuck minorities into actually voting into power those who wished to oppress them, and into advocating for policies which keep the black community suppressed. If you look at what liberalism purports to bring fourth and what it actually does, is it unreasonable to think that maybe it is intentionally?

Posted by: traye at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (SS/kx)

78 Bob the Builder didn't build that.

and Vic, you know that if they can't tear down someone like Davy Crockett, they'll try to prove that he was part Indian or Black. I've had people tell me that Abe Lincoln was part Black. Their logic? A cartoon from c 1860 that basically said that  Lincoln must have been part black or he wouldn't have cared about them. (A fine early example of modern Liberal thinking.)

Posted by: mallfly at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (bJm7W)

79 I heard Bob was a Mormon too.

Posted by: OOOOUUUTTTRAGGGEEEDDDDD at August 24, 2012 11:05 AM (2cfUo)

80

A little leeway for IrishNewEnglander, magnificence? S/he was merely demonstrating the hysterical prognosticating of the left.

Fuck that. Broken Caps-Lock is racist. So is living in lily-white New England.

Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2012 11:06 AM (O6q63)

81 I see Dr. Varno beat me to it.  He thinks he's so smart just because he's a doctor and all.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 11:06 AM (P6QsQ)

82 This is contributing to the Bobization of the electorate. It much stop.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 24, 2012 11:06 AM (uJJt0)

83 By the standards of the left,every white person is a racist.

Have you not attended college in the last 25 years?


If you had, you'd know that according to Established and Undeniable Fact:

1.  All white people are racists, though some (Republicans) more than others.
2.  Black people are incapable of racism because they have perfectly legitimate reasons to hate whites.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 24, 2012 11:06 AM (SY2Kh)

84 That's a clown question, bro.

Posted by: Sgt. York at August 24, 2012 11:06 AM (Q+6UT)

85 66 This, however, is surely not racist. Two black kids arrested for killing a white girl. They were after her green money, so it's just business. Right?

http://tinyurl.com/9r7fqxl

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (R18D0)



We're going to here before long how whatever penalty is given to those two killers is cruel and unusual because it was an accident, first offense, bad home life, poor education, et cetera, ad nauseum.


Time was, when an innocent person was murdered, the murderer was swiftly dispatched (after being caught).  Now, we provide them with television, three squares, and, in Norway, a permanent vacation home until their release.


This, too, falls under 'social conservatism'.  Justice lay dead in this country, and it needs reviving.  Pronto.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 24, 2012 11:07 AM (pkess)

86 Jessah Jackson sucks ass.  Al Sharpton sucks ass.  Obama sucks ass.  Toure sucks everyone.  Am I racist?

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 11:07 AM (ToMJU)

87

32 70% of Obama's Twitter followers are fake (axelturfers)

 

--------

 

Seems like there were headlines a couple of weeks ago about how many of Romney's Twitter followers are fake. IIRC, it was quite a bit less than 70%.



 

Posted by: Anachronda at August 24, 2012 11:07 AM (NmR1a)

88 You've learned well at the feet of delusional regressive trolls, padawan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter

 

Thank you, sir. After hearing this sort of thing from all sides here in liberal-land, I just nod and think of Christina Hendricks. It's helped keep me sane.

Posted by: IrishNewEnglander at August 24, 2012 11:08 AM (mPIep)

89 (to the Dr. Pepper tune)

I'm called a racist and I'm proud
I used to be alone in a crowd
but now you look around these days
there seems to be a Racist Craze!
I'm a racist, he's a racist, she's a racist
we're a racist, wouldn't you like to be a racist too?
I'am a racist, he's a racist, she's a racist,
if you think and won't obey you're a racist too!

Us racists are an interesting breed
a Patriotic Capitalist is what we need
ask any racist and he'll say
Only racists think that way!

I'm a racist, he's a racist, she's a racist
we're a racist wouldn't you like to be a racist too?
I'm a racist he's a racist' she's a racist
We're all racists wouldn't you like to be a racist too?

Be a racist, let's all be called racists,
Be a racist, let's all be called racists
Be a racist, let's all be called racists
Be a racist, let's all be called racists
Be a racist, let's all be called racists

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 24, 2012 11:08 AM (Vh0f5)

90 The Twins do have mighty powers, it's true.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Whiteboard 2012 at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (VtjlW)



*shakes himself and wipes drool off chin*


Huh? Wha? You say something?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:08 AM (da5Wo)

91 so this is the response from Obama to Mitt's BC joke: "Throughout this campaign, Governor Romney has embraced the most strident voices in his party instead of standing up to them," he said. "It's one thing to give the stage in Tampa to Donald Trump, Sheriff Arpaio, and Kris Kobach. But Governor Romney's decision to directly enlist himself in the birther movement should give pause to any rational voter across America." I've got your pause right here, faggit. Anyway, "Hepcat" below is worried that this hurt with swing voters. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. The first (bolded by me) line in the above quote says it all: Romney is not McCain, waaa waaa waaah!

Posted by: soothsayer at August 24, 2012 11:08 AM (G/zuv)

92 hear* not here.  <_<  Idiotic typo on my part...




If you had, you'd know that according to Established and Undeniable Fact:

1. All white people are racists, though some (Republicans) more than others.
2. Black people are incapable of racism because they have perfectly legitimate reasons to hate whites.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (SY2Kh)



#2 has been quoted to my face, in slightly different words.  The human capacity for self-delusion is astonishing.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 24, 2012 11:09 AM (pkess)

93

"I like the font."

 

One of these days, we may have the technology to use different fonts in the comments.

 

Right after we all get rocket belts. 

Posted by: jwest at August 24, 2012 11:09 AM (ZDsRL)

94 So wait....Ms. Booblarge is still a racist because she's white, she just isn't charged with saying racist things?

Posted by: Bob the racisty racist at August 24, 2012 11:09 AM (CrOSO)

95

Ex-NFL Great     Burgess Owens     Tells Blacks Not To Vote for     Obama

 

http://www.spreecast.com/events/ex-nfl-great-to-blacks-say-no-to-obama/

 

Countdown    to Mr. Owens ending up on the (RACIST     CODE WORD!!)-list in 5... 4... 3...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 11:09 AM (4df7R)

96
87 Jessah Jackson sucks ass. Al Sharpton sucks ass. Obama sucks ass. Toure sucks everyone. Am I racist?

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 03:07 PM (ToMJU)



Are you white?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:10 AM (da5Wo)

97 6805

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 11:10 AM (zrpqj)

98 The video is racist, you racist.

Posted by: Big T Party(on vacation) at August 24, 2012 11:10 AM (74T7W)

99 awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 24, 2012 11:11 AM (ZFFGJ)

100

And on debbie's new hairdo...."the english barrister look, all she needs is the powder and to have it all turned white"......from a lib/dem....is it possible debs is wearing out her welcome among even the lib/dems?

<<<<<<

 

Seriously, bitch?  You're relaying what your "lib/dem"  "friend"  said to you about Debbie Wasserman-Schulz' hairdo and then asking  us if we think that means   Democrats no longer  approve of her?

 

Fuck you.  Honestly, you are the most vapid clot  of addled monkeyshit I have ever encountered.  Your stupid questions aren't even preposterous - they're fucking retarded and uninteresting.  Like you.

 

You need to go away and come back as a more interesting troll.  The constant lies about made-up  conversations with fictional acquaintances  are embarrassing.

 

You know how when there's a really awkward moment in a show or movie where you cringe and want to turn away because you're embarrassed for the character?

 

That's you.  On every single post. Because you obviously have zero human contact beyond the computer and you have no idea how humans interact with each other.  Each new post is sad and  obvious in it's false earnestness.

 

Really.  Fuck you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 11:12 AM (pJKHZ)

101 I've had people tell me that Abe Lincoln was part Black. Their logic? A cartoon from c 1860 that basically said that Lincoln must have been part black

And don't forget he was gay, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 24, 2012 11:12 AM (/kI1Q)

102 That first sentence is important. They're trying to pressure Mitt into denouncing the "most strident voices." IOW, alienate the base and splinter his support. And in exchange, the Obama campaign and media will be nice to Mitt. Mitt's not stupid or weak enough to fall for this crap, though.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 24, 2012 11:12 AM (G/zuv)

103 Yes, I am a doctor. And I own a yacht. Actually, I bought a computer that had about 1200 fonts on it from most of the major digital foundries. But I do score high on the font recognition test. Got an "A" on the "Is it Helvetica or Arial" test.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 11:12 AM (Dx7Bq)

104 Got an "A" on the "Is it Helvetica or Arial" test.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (Dx7Bq)

 

Not sure how, but I'm fairly certain that's RAAAAAACISSSSSSSSST!

 

(Also impressive)

 

But mostly RAAAAACISSSSSST!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 11:13 AM (4df7R)

105 It reminds me of a Sexually Transmitted Disease video they made us watch when I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (9TTOe)

106

 

That Bob Parks video is great. 

I saw it back in 2010.....and it needs to be seen again, now.

Thanks for posting it, Ace.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (mtRB0)

107 Annnnndddd we need to switch EoJ to decaf. Although, the rants are fun to read.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (da5Wo)

108 /from racist to nationalist...check out the CNN story link @ Drudge

...don't tell us our Marines were shot in Mexico by Obama's Fast and Furious guns. But what would this diplomatic mission in Mexico be?/

Outside of Mexico City

Gunmen in a Mexican federal police vehicle fired upon a U.S. Embassy vehicle that carried the U.S. servicemen. Three injured U.S. Marines on that diplomatic mission were transported to a hospital in Cuernavaca, Mexico.


Posted by: panzernashorn at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (BAnPT)

109 >>>One of these days, we may have the technology to use different fonts in the comments. NONONO It's a major headache to read. AOL chat rooms still do this. Different fonts, different colors. A mess.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (Dx7Bq)

110 @101 EoJ



Do you do embroidery?  Because I would very much like that on a pillow.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 11:14 AM (P6QsQ)

111 Jessah Jackson sucks ass. Al Sharpton sucks ass. Obama sucks ass. Toure sucks everyone. Am I racist?

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 03:07 PM (ToMJU)

Are you white?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:10 PM (da5Wo)

 

 

Kinda tan right now, but otherwise of the caucasion pursuasion.  I'm thinking of embracing this whole racist thing.  Why fight it?  You sneeze while looking in the direction of a black -racist!!!  You question the chocolate god - racist!!!  Why fight it.  Let's just embrace it.  Am I racist?  Might as well be the best racists we can be.

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 11:15 AM (ToMJU)

112 All famous dead people are gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2012 11:16 AM (CrOSO)

113 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (pJKHZ)

clap

clap

clap....clap....clap.....clap

:::: thunderous applause ::::

(...and to head off the obvious Moron question.  No, I do not have the clap)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 24, 2012 11:16 AM (sbV1u)

114 Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (ToMJU)



When you're constantly told you're an asshole, it's incredibly liberating to actually be the asshole. Now, I'm not saying we should actually be racist. But the insult completely loses it's impact and frees us up to say and do what we think with no fear of being deemed a racist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:17 AM (da5Wo)

115

I like it.

 

Now, if someone can do a spoof of MODERN PSAs, not the usual 1950s, conservative, black and white kind.

 

They're just as open to parody. Untapped material.

Posted by: CJ at August 24, 2012 11:17 AM (9KqcB)

116

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (pJKHZ)

 

Yeah, EoJ.....you nailed it.

Her posts *are* embarrassing to read, aren't they.

Like watching someone pick at their ass in public.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 11:17 AM (mtRB0)

117 Ace,

The video of Parks going around the 2010 DC Tea Party Rally asking black people if they've seen any black people that day is here:


http://youtu.be/3TQBEzaHTiY

Posted by: EC at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

118 (...and to head off the obvious Moron question. No, I do not have the clap)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 24, 2012 03:16 PM (sbV1u)



Be honest. You're not clapping are you? You're fapping.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (da5Wo)

119 Kinda tan right now, but otherwise of the caucasion pursuasion. I'm thinking of embracing this whole racist thing. Why fight it? You sneeze while looking in the direction of a black -racist!!! You question the chocolate god - racist!!! Why fight it. Let's just embrace it. Am I racist? Might as well be the best racists we can be.

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (ToMJU)

 

*MWR dusts off her standard motto*

 

If I'm not called a racist in one way    or another at least once a day, then I'm doing something wrong.

 

Havedash?   You're a racist.      *holds out hand to shake*      Welcome    to the club.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/i][/u][/b] at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (4df7R)

120 Aw hell, you already found it!

Posted by: EC at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

121

One of these days, we may have the technology to use different fonts in the comments.



It's a major headache to read. AOL chat rooms still do this. Different fonts, different colors. A mess.

 

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 03:14 PM (Dx7Bq)

 

Perhaps you're right.  We should start with line breaks and italics.

 

Baby steps.

Posted by: jwest at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (ZDsRL)

122 One of these days, we may have the technology to use different fonts in the comments.

That's coming when they unveil the new format.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 24, 2012 11:18 AM (iAp/0)

123 "Throughout this campaign, Governor Romney has embraced the most strident voices in his party instead of standing up to them,"said the Obama spokescreature, "and it's damn hard for us to draw somebody in with talk of 'bi-partisanship' so's we can sucker-punch them in the nads if they're constantly counterpunching us and just generally being ornery."

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2012 11:19 AM (smvTK)

124 New RACIST thread

Posted by: Vic at August 24, 2012 11:19 AM (YdQQY)

125
There are cookies? I like cookies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (da5Wo)


Me like cookies too!! But since I got the diabetes, I can only eat carrots and celery. Cookie monster prefer to have insulin pump, but Obamacare won't pay to have feet chopped off.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at August 24, 2012 11:19 AM (1grxW)

126 92
so this is the response from Obama to Mitt's BC joke:

"Throughout this campaign, Governor Romney has embraced the most strident voices in his party instead of standing up to them," he said. "It's one thing to give the stage in Tampa to Donald Trump, Sheriff Arpaio, and Kris Kobach. But Governor Romney's decision to directly enlist himself in the birther movement should give pause to any rational voter across America."


didn't I say that in the previous thread? The one where I said that Barky didn't have skin, he had Armour hot dog skin? One point for me. Pass the BBQ sauce.

Posted by: mallfly at August 24, 2012 11:19 AM (bJm7W)

127 love love love both vids....thank you ec and keder

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work, team dagny at August 24, 2012 11:20 AM (ZFFGJ)

128 Found the font quiz. Give it a try. http://www.ironicsans.com/helvarialquiz/

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 24, 2012 11:20 AM (Dx7Bq)

129 That Bob Parks video is great.
I saw it back in 2010.....and it needs to be seen again, now.
Thanks for posting it, Ace.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 03:14 PM (mtRB0)

 

Been thinking.... A conservative advocate of means who wanted to do something useful with their money could have a greater impact by forgoing the creation of slick ads and just finance the wide exposure of videos like the above two. Lots of good stuff out there. Just pay to run them on TV and the impact would be impressive.

Posted by: CJ at August 24, 2012 11:21 AM (9KqcB)

130 Racist we much.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 24, 2012 11:21 AM (nDcVA)

131

That's coming when they unveil the new format.


 

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (iAp/0)

 

I still have a Popular Mechanics magazine from 1969 promising me a flying car.  I'm pretty sure they will be delivered together.

Posted by: jwest at August 24, 2012 11:21 AM (ZDsRL)

132 Havedash? You're a racist. *holds out hand to shake* Welcome to the club.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (4df7R)

 

 

Excellent!  I finally made it!  I'm somebody.  I'm a racist!!!

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 11:22 AM (ToMJU)

133 Me like cookies too!! But since I got the diabetes, I can only eat carrots and celery. Cookie monster prefer to have insulin pump, but Obamacare won't pay to have feet chopped off.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (1grxW)



Pretty much just pissed myself laughing. I'm a Type 1 diabetic. Diagnosed 26 years ago. LMFAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:22 AM (da5Wo)

134 According to Critical Race Theory, Strait white males are necessarily racist. Womyn and the sexually diverse are only racist if they work to support the kyriarchy. You are all racists tho!!1! No justice No peace!!!1! No justice no peace!!!1! No justice no paece!!!1!

Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 24, 2012 11:23 AM (XvHmy)

135 That's you. On every single post. Because you obviously have zero human contact beyond the computer and you have no idea how humans interact with each other. Each new post is sad and obvious in it's false earnestness.

Really. Fuck you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (pJKHZ)


It thinks its "friends" will show up in each new post, kind of like they do when the can opener is used.

Posted by: MrCaniac for 9 Lives at August 24, 2012 11:24 AM (1grxW)

136 According to Critical Race Theory, Strait white males are necessarily racist. Womyn and the sexually diverse are only racist if they work to support the kyriarchy.

You are all racists tho!!1!

No justice No peace!!!1!
No justice no peace!!!1!
No justice no paece!!!1!


Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student at August 24, 2012 03:23 PM (XvHmy)

 

 

Ouch, points off for not working sexism and homophobia in there.    I expected more from you...

Posted by: Social SCIENCE Graduate Student's Faculty Advisor at August 24, 2012 11:25 AM (DrWcr)

137

Posted by: CJ at August 24, 2012 03:21 PM (9KqcB)

 

Great idea, CJ.

You're right.....there are tons of good videos out there, and millions of people haven't seen them.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 11:25 AM (mtRB0)

138 William Faulkner is a racist because he wrote in the short story "Red Leaves" that Indians in the South thought black people smelled and tasted funny and didn't work very hard. So the Nobel Prize committee rewarded a racist with the prize for Literature back when because William Faulkner obviously hated black people. So the Nobel Prize judges were racist back then. I denounce William Faulkner. He was a racist. So was the Nobel Prize committee.

Posted by: General Zod at August 24, 2012 11:26 AM (2+bRt)

139 I am a racist because I read William Faulkner, and my wife is a racist because she allows William Faulkner novels in our house. And because she didn't denounce me to The Authorities when I told her that I read a lot of William Faulkner in college. So she is a racist, too.

Posted by: General Zod at August 24, 2012 11:28 AM (2+bRt)

140 "Indians in the South thought black people smelled and tasted funny"

TASTED funny?????

I don't recall Indians practicing cannibalism on a regular basis. (I think I read that they may have very early on but not after Whitey (and Blackey I guess) arrived here.

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 24, 2012 11:31 AM (Vh0f5)

141 Pretty much just pissed myself laughing. I'm a Type 1 diabetic. Diagnosed 26 years ago. LMFAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:22 PM (da5Wo)


Sorry if I offended, but the PC Police have killed Sesame Street.

Posted by: MrCaniac for 9 Lives at August 24, 2012 11:31 AM (1grxW)

142 Sorry if I offended, but the PC Police have killed Sesame Street.



Hell no you didn't offend me. I'm white, a Conservative, part of a long standing family business, went to private school, not divorced, actually planned to have kids AFTER getting married. And I don't apologize for any of that. Quite proud of it actually. Do you have any idea what it takes to offend me??? Lol. Skin is quite thick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 11:34 AM (da5Wo)

143 >>I don't recall Indians practicing cannibalism on a regular basis. << You haven't read "Red Leaves" by William Faulkner, have you? Racist.

Posted by: General Zod at August 24, 2012 11:36 AM (2+bRt)

144 >>Skin is quite thick.<< Epidermalist.

Posted by: General Zod at August 24, 2012 11:39 AM (2+bRt)

145 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (pJKHZ) that was funny.... when i read your posts and some others I think "a mind is a terrible thing to waste"

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 11:49 AM (oZfic)

146 Or what a waste it is to lose one's mind ...

Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 24, 2012 11:56 AM (QupBk)

147

@146,

 

No, dipshit.   No.

 

It wasn't funny.  This is what I'm talking about - you have no clue about human  interaction.  That was purposely written without laugh lines.  And  indeed, nobody  laughed.  All of the reactions were grim agreement that you are a sad , annoying bitch.

 

Take your clueless  Asperger's  ass  down to Kos.  They'd accept you.  Nobody wants you hear.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 11:57 AM (pJKHZ)

148 Hell no you didn't offend me. I'm white, a Conservative, part of a long standing family business, went to private school, not divorced, actually planned to have kids AFTER getting married. And I don't apologize for any of that. Quite proud of it actually. Do you have any idea what it takes to offend me??? Lol. Skin is quite thick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:34 PM (da5Wo)


Dear God, my mirror image.

Posted by: MrCaniac for 9 Lives at August 24, 2012 11:58 AM (1grxW)

149 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 03:57 PM (pJKHZ) You may want to consult the legal definition of cyber bullying.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 12:02 PM (oZfic)

150

You may want to consult the legal definition of cyber bullying.<><<

 

You may want to suck my balls, missy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 12:05 PM (pJKHZ)

151 I fear you're in the dossier now, Lord Jeff.

Posted by: toby928© at August 24, 2012 12:13 PM (QupBk)

152 Hey!  What did I do?

Posted by: Bob at August 24, 2012 12:47 PM (2wY2O)

153 "dosier"

Posted by: English Major from a Top.School Spellcheck at August 24, 2012 01:02 PM (oACpK)

154 I blame Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: toby928© at August 24, 2012 01:05 PM (QupBk)

155 A waste is a terrible thing to mind.

(Didn't Quayle say that?)

Posted by: Hylozoic at August 24, 2012 01:32 PM (Vh0f5)

156 Isn't Color a town in Florida ?

Posted by: Earl Butz at August 24, 2012 01:36 PM (e8kgV)

157 Bob Parks' blog is pretty excellent too. Another one of my reads. (between here and Neo's site)

Posted by: Book at August 24, 2012 02:04 PM (oxqtW)

158 I dont walk down the ketchup aisle no more.

Posted by: bobcat at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (qozgc)

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