June 08, 2012
— Ace 11:41. Close enough.
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Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 07:44 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Hobo Hunter at June 08, 2012 07:45 PM (u1bVw)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 08, 2012 07:46 PM (vYJuY)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 07:46 PM (cWkOB)
Buy Franks and Beans at store for $0.40
Open with can opener
Eat out of can.
Posted by: Ben at June 08, 2012 07:46 PM (UvdzB)
Posted by: Poopy McPoops at June 08, 2012 07:47 PM (u1bVw)
I think CoolCzech's recipe will take care of that gamey hobo taste...it works better if you keep them captive and fatten them up for awhile. And make sure it rubs the lotion (marinade) on its skin.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 07:47 PM (PWwbk)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 07:47 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 07:47 PM (niZvt)
http://tinyurl.com/bvsy79n
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 11:47 PM (uB19f)
Is the disease cockupmyassia?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 07:48 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Stanky McStankALot at June 08, 2012 07:49 PM (u1bVw)
Anyone hear shithead today denying that any of the leaks came from the whitehouse.
He said "MY WHITEHOUSE"
What a pile of crap
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 08, 2012 07:49 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 07:50 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 07:51 PM (Iyg03)
The first symptom is a stabbing pain...
Posted by: Dr. Butz at June 08, 2012 07:51 PM (0SL6O)
Took my Foreign Service Officer Test today. I'll get to find out how I did in three to five weeks. Yay.
Saw the Cooks Illustrated Cookbook at the bookstore for $40, but I can't justify spending the money right now. Booo.
Posted by: Alex at June 08, 2012 07:51 PM (aNu4E)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 07:51 PM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 07:52 PM (cWkOB)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 07:52 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: CliveStaples at June 08, 2012 07:52 PM (57aUG)
It was my understanding that there was to be no math.
Posted by: Alex at June 08, 2012 07:53 PM (aNu4E)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 08, 2012 07:53 PM (celt+)
Posted by: CliveStaples at June 08, 2012 11:52 PM (57aUG)
Ace just threatened that.
People are getting on his last nerve.
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 08, 2012 07:53 PM (Qxe/p)
My name's Chuck and I don't give a fuck, because while Ace was slackin' I was rackin'.
228 PAGE VIEWS, BITCH.
Fuck around some more and all that sweet blog cash is mine, boy.
Posted by: CHARLES JOHNSON at June 08, 2012 07:54 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 07:54 PM (PWwbk)
Posted by: Gaster Blaster at June 08, 2012 07:54 PM (u1bVw)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2012 07:54 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 07:55 PM (4qU0l)
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/89y4w7h
Alex hope the test graders go easy on you
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2012 07:55 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 08, 2012 07:56 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2012 11:54 PM (nrW1y)
I believe you're confusing that with New York City.
Bloomberg just taxed it at $100.00 per nipple.
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 08, 2012 07:56 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 07:56 PM (niZvt)
Well, crap. What causes earthquakes, then?
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2012 07:57 PM (2IW5Q)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 07:57 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: Gay Old Man at June 08, 2012 07:57 PM (u1bVw)
RHCP, Phish, Beach Boys, Skrillex, Radiohead.
Nuke them all from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Gay Old Man at June 08, 2012 11:57 PM (u1bVw)
I went in 2003...three unbelievable days.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 07:58 PM (PWwbk)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 08, 2012 07:58 PM (DGIjM)
Posted by: Gaster Blaster at June 08, 2012 11:54 PM (u1bVw)
We're a mystery to you, I take it?
Posted by: Magnets at June 08, 2012 07:59 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 07:59 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 07:59 PM (LoTJ2)
Plan on spending an entire day at the battlefield, you'll need it. It is vast.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2012 07:59 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 07:59 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2012 08:00 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 08:00 PM (LoTJ2)
Thingamajigs.
Atlas?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 11:59 PM (uB19f)
Teh eeevil fracking! Lord have mercy!
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 08:00 PM (PWwbk)
Our own content?
I'll contribute the cheerleader!
http://tinyurl.com/77noyyf
Cute as a button...
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God damn I'm old.
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 08:00 PM (cWkOB)
Posted by: Paps McSmartyBoots at June 08, 2012 08:00 PM (u1bVw)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 08:01 PM (4qU0l)
RHCP, Phish, Beach Boys, Skrillex, Radiohead.
Interesting mix. Aren't the Beach Boys, like, dead by now? And how do you mix Radiohead's somber dirges with the upbeat "Chalkdust Torture?"
Oh, well. Wash Uffizi, drive me to Firenze.
Posted by: Splunge at June 08, 2012 08:02 PM (2IW5Q)
http://tinyurl.com/cgph2w6
Sadly, looks like the are made for hobos, not made for stabbing hobos.
Posted by: Paps McSmartyBoots at June 09, 2012 12:00 AM (u1bVw)
I thought they were made BY hobos...you know...a spoon sharpened on concrete, with leather from an old boot for a handle.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 08:02 PM (PWwbk)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:02 PM (uB19f)
Kratos, scaling Mt Olympus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 08:02 PM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: Beef McBelfry at June 08, 2012 08:02 PM (u1bVw)
Thingamajigs.
Atlas?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 11:59 PM (uB19f)
Haven't you killed him yet?Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2012 08:03 PM (6LvlL)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at June 08, 2012 08:03 PM (DGIjM)
They're 'giving away' a single blade folding pocket knife which looks almost exactly like my Buck 503.
Anybody familiar with the NRA's version? Cheap Chinese crap, or worth doing?
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 08, 2012 08:03 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:04 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2012 08:04 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2012 08:05 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Tank McManus at June 08, 2012 08:06 PM (u1bVw)
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Yeah, I figured. I just downloaded four walking tour mp3s (Wheatfield, Devil's Den, Little Round Top and Pickett's Charge) That's well over four hours right there. I figure two before lunch and two after.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 08, 2012 08:06 PM (celt+)
Cracked pointed out in an article that she gets left behind to be raped as "collateral" for the car, which actually is very disturbing.
Posted by: Alex at June 08, 2012 08:06 PM (aNu4E)
They're 'giving away' a single blade folding pocket knife which looks almost exactly like my Buck 503.
Anybody familiar with the NRA's version? Cheap Chinese crap, or worth doing?
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 09, 2012 12:03 AM (Qxe/p)
I got one of those last year and it's actually a pretty nice little knife. I keep it as my open-package knife.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 08:06 PM (VDusq)
EOJ... Your blog color screen really goes well with your style of commentary.
Pink and FUCK YOU... great combo
The article on stuffed Puerto Ricans... AWESOME
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 08, 2012 08:07 PM (DU15A)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2012 08:07 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:07 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: teh kittehs at June 09, 2012 12:02 AM (Y+DPZ)
http://tinyurl.com/7zh592s
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 08, 2012 08:08 PM (Qxe/p)
Now, one can fin Trooferism all over the internet. Hell, most liberals believe in it. And yet Birtherism...that's the crazy stuff...
http://tinyurl.com/8xfn67j
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2012 08:08 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 08:10 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: Bill McCracken at June 08, 2012 08:10 PM (u1bVw)
Posted by: AARP at June 08, 2012 08:10 PM (qhHI4)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 09, 2012 12:06 AM (VDusq)
Thanks! The NRA will be one member stronger tomorrow.
I've actually field-dressed a deer with my Buck, and it's my default fishing knife.
Posted by: jwb7605 at June 08, 2012 08:11 PM (Qxe/p)
Posted by: The Jackhole at June 08, 2012 08:11 PM (DU15A)
Well, I'm sure Peaches intended well. And you know what the road to hell is paved with!
The thing is, you know how some people say "...or they'll learn it on the street."? They're talking about us. We are the street.
Posted by: Alex at June 08, 2012 08:12 PM (aNu4E)
They're 'giving away' a single blade folding pocket knife which looks almost exactly like my Buck 503.
Fuck them. Join us and you'll receive our free booklet, The Art and Science of Successful Applications for Government Benefits.
And if you act now, you'll also receive a big-ass magnifying glass so you can read it.
Posted by: AARP at June 09, 2012 12:10 AM (qhHI4)
Is that the book peddled by that whacko douche what needs 1500cc's of Xanax?
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 08:12 PM (PWwbk)
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Hey Sweetie, you ever do a littl' puddin'. First cup is free...
Posted by: Some Moron Pusher at June 08, 2012 08:13 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 08:13 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:13 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 11:51 PM (Iyg03)
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Yup.
I don't think he ever wanted to do any campaigning for Barky.
Now they won't dare ask him to.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 08:14 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: The People of Massengill at June 08, 2012 08:14 PM (niZvt)
We were a better country when we did things like this. Judgmental things.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 08, 2012 08:14 PM (celt+)
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I'm always amazed that to our liberal betters, Christianity is a blight on civilization because it opposes gay marriage, but Islam is part of the world's tapestry of diversity, even though it generally still considers homosexuality a serious, even capital, offense.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2012 08:15 PM (3aXbg)
I bet she tastes like Strawberry Bubbilicious.
No. No. I'm pretty sure it's not Strawberry Bubbilicious. Tuna Bubbilicious, maybe.
Posted by: Alex at June 08, 2012 08:15 PM (aNu4E)
LOSERS !!!!
How do you spike a slide rule?
Posted by: Albert Einstein at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 09, 2012 12:05 AM (niZvt)
So . . . business as usual, CoolCzech?
Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (kpCLl)
Holder picking two Special Prosecutors to 'investigate' the White House leaks.....is like the head weasel picking two of his best weasels to investigate what happened to the missing chickens in the hen house.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (FcR7P)
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Hey can't a guy enjoy a little outting with his pals? If I don't get to pull out my club and wack a few balls every now and then I'll go crazy, ok Mr No Fun Guy?
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 08, 2012 08:16 PM (3aXbg)
God damn I'm old.
Posted by: Jimmah at June 09, 2012 12:00 AM
she does have a "Winnie Cooper" thing going for her
go look again, and tell me I'm wrong
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Thats even sadder. I did take a second look, and even in Winnie Coopers day I had 5 year old girls. So slobbering over Winnie Cooper may have forced me to register with the county sheriff. At least I have my Bud Light Platinum....
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 08:17 PM (cWkOB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:17 PM (niZvt)
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We are on the case!
Posted by: Rosencranz and Guildenstern at June 08, 2012 08:18 PM (3aXbg)
Posted by: CDR M at June 09, 2012 12:15 AM (EFzYw)
OMG! I heard on the radio earlier that over in Marina del Rey, they were showing Prometheus at the UA and all of a sudden the lights come up and the theater personnel were all, we'll give you free tickets for another show, but y'all need to get up and file out in an orderly fashion and get in your cars and drive far, far away. Suspicious package in the shopping center and the bomb squad was on the way. Probably nuthin . . . no glow in the sky.
Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2012 08:18 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:19 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: jinxthecat at June 08, 2012 08:19 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 09, 2012 12:17 AM (cWkOB)
The good news for you is that as of this week Danica McKellar is back on the market.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 08:19 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 11:44 PM (niZvt)
That's a hybrid between bulgogi and Sol gon gui (sp?). Sol gon gui is prepped like bulgogi but it's just the beef along with rice, green onions sliced up and seasoned with korean red pepper, bean paste, a cut of garlic clove, wrapped in red leaf lettuce then stuffed whole into your mouth. The red pepper sticks to the green onions if first sparingly dosed with sesame seed oil.
For bulgogi, my wife would make it with bell peppers, white onions, and mushrooms in the mix
Posted by: Bill R. at June 08, 2012 08:19 PM (QnRSM)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 09, 2012 12:19 AM (niZvt)
I thought you did!! My dreams are shattered . . . 
Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2012 08:20 PM (kpCLl)
http://tinyurl.com/cx2fn9h
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Alex at June 09, 2012 12:15 AM (aNu4E)
You didn't get a lot of action when you were younger, did you?
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (uR3yC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (JMmQ9)
Since the SCOAMF ordered the armed services to allow for openly gay personnel, I wonder if they have a ghey GI Joe?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (niZvt)
The article on stuffed Puerto Ricans... AWESOME<<<<
Thank you. You don't know how gratifying it is to hear that. It takes a lot of work to approach a delicate subject with dignity and grace. This makes it all worth it.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 08:21 PM (JDIKC)
I really should have my own action figure!
With any luck, you'll pass it tomorrow...
I know - Million to one shot.
Posted by: a Proctologist at June 08, 2012 08:22 PM (uR3yC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2012 08:22 PM (JMmQ9)
How many burning Libraries of Congress is that?
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 08, 2012 08:22 PM (SrH6+)
tons per hour or "5,300 Nimitz-class aircraft carriers
per hour." Or 88 per second.
http://tinyurl.com/cx2fn9h
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 09, 2012 12:21 AM (Iyg03)
The Russians said that'll buff right out.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 08, 2012 08:22 PM (PWwbk)
tons per hour or "5,300 Nimitz-class aircraft carriers
per hour." Or 88 per second.
http://tinyurl.com/cx2fn9h
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 09, 2012 12:21 AM
Chili dogs, warm beer, shooters .. you'd hurl too
Posted by: Mother Earth at June 08, 2012 08:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The Peasants at June 08, 2012 08:24 PM (fRlaj)
I am drinking out of a container that Michael Bloomberg would hate. Its a refillable "Big Gulp" type thing from Subway. It holds over a Liter of liquid and only cost $2. And I get to bring it back and refill it for 99 cents whenever I go to subway until the end of the year.
And why do I mention this? Because its an excellent item to drink Captain and Coke from. Which I am doing now. And to say fuck Bloomberg.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 08:24 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 08, 2012 08:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Friend --
Today, Mitt Romney launched a shameless attack on the President, taking part of a statement he had made earlier about getting our economy back on track, and twisting it completely out of context.
As always, here are the straight facts: The President urged Congress to pass his jobs plan, noting that much of the job creation we've seen has been in the private sector. Remember, this is the guy who came into office in the midst of an economic crisis and helped turn it around to an economy that has seen 27 months of private sector jobs growth in a row, with 4.3 million jobs. The President said that while we still have more work to do in the private sector, it's doing fine compared to the public sector.
Here's what Romney turned that into: He acted as if the President said the economy is doing fine. That's right -- the man who said he likes to be able to fire people called our president out of touch, and then went on to criticize President Obama's jobs plan: "He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message from Wisconsin? ... It's time for us to cut back on government and help the American people." Apparently, Mitt Romney has decided we need fewer jobs for middle-class Americans, not more.
This is a perfect example of how the Truth Team can help. If anybody questions why Congress needs to pass the President's jobs plan while the Romney campaign is still out parading this latest distortion, kindly point them to our first item in this week's tipsheet:
#1 Tell Congress jobs can't wait
We released a new ad this week asking supporters to join President Obama in calling on Congress to pass his bipartisan plan to create jobs right away. The plan isn't new -- the President introduced it nine months ago in an address to Congress. But congressional Republicans are still refusing to act. Apparently, defeating the President in November is more important to them than passing a proposal now that could create one million new jobs -- leaving teachers, construction workers, and many other Americans without work and waiting.
This common-sense plan would put into action the ideas the President has laid out for jobs, including cutting taxes for small businesses that hire or raise wages and for companies that bring jobs home, expanding refinancing for responsible homeowners, creating a jobs corps for our veterans, and making smart investments in clean energy manufacturing. Take a look at the ad, share it, and ask your friends and family to join us in telling Republicans in Congress to start putting country ahead of politics, and get Americans back to work.
#2 Romney's refusal to take a stand on equal pay
This week, the Senate voted on the Paycheck Fairness Act, which would help women, who currently make 77 cents on every dollar a man earns, receive equal pay for equal work. It's a bill that gives women more tools to fight pay discrimination and helps close that gap by making it easier for them to learn whether they're being discriminated against, and protecting workers who share information about their wages from being fired.
Astoundingly, all 47 Republican senators voted to filibuster the bill. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney was asked several times in the past few weeks about his stance on the bill, and he dodged the question each and every time. Take a look at our blog post about Romney's lack of leadership on this issue, and share it with your friends.
#3 Romney's double standard
In case you missed it, I recorded a video earlier this week about the wildly different standards the Romney campaign uses to judge the President's record and Romney's record as governor of Massachusetts. If you haven't yet, take a look and pass it along -- we really can't let them get away with this one. http://bit.ly/Mu5lWc
#4 Heard it all before
Speaking of Romney's record as governor, we released a new TV ad this week looking at the mess he left behind in Massachusetts. You'll be hearing a lot more about Romney's Massachusetts record, because the promises he's making now are the same ones he made when he ran for governor in 2002 -- and people need to know that he failed to deliver. Watch the ad and share it with others.
Thanks,
Stephanie
P.S. -- This is something I just couldn't resist sharing -- last Friday, Tyler Sullivan, a Minnesota fifth-grader, missed school. But he had a pretty good excuse.
Yep. #doingjustfine
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 08:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:25 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 08, 2012 08:26 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:28 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:29 PM (niZvt)
Old glitterati party trick: snorting coke off a model's tit
New glitterati: sucking rum and coke from a model's cleavage
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 08:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 08, 2012 08:30 PM (1zwZo)
Posted by: Peaches at June 08, 2012 08:30 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2012 12:30 AM (Y+DPZ)
If only. Would need to be Kate Upton though. I want to drink a lot.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 08:31 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 08:32 PM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:33 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2012 08:34 PM (JMmQ9)
www.linkiest.com
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2012 08:36 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 09, 2012 12:31 AM (61yvg)
No math, damnit!
Posted by: Lewis at June 08, 2012 08:36 PM (UB1pV)
sounds like a more interesting version of "my dinner with andre"
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 08:36 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:37 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 08, 2012 08:37 PM (tKFT6)
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Oh we didn't miss it. We had lots of fun in the ONT from last night, starting around 1300 hrs or so.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 08:39 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:40 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:41 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 09, 2012 12:37 AM
Things have never been better at the herbal tea and shade grown coffee shop in Brattleboro. You should have seen the receipts from the Mother Gaia's Day Crafts Fair
At the drum circle in the town square that night, we gave thanks to President Obama for making it a prosperous night
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Vt at June 08, 2012 08:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
I think CoolCzech's recipe will take care of that gamey hobo taste...it works better if you keep them captive and fatten them up for awhile. And make sure it rubs the lotion (marinade) on its skin.
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Repeated pre-mortem pounding with a steel mallet also helps with tenderizing .
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at June 08, 2012 08:43 PM (YZFki)
Posted by: Methos at June 08, 2012 08:45 PM (6LvlL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 08:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 08, 2012 08:45 PM (uB19f)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 08:46 PM (cWkOB)
How does Waiting for Bordeaux sound?
Nice!
Posted by: Alaskan Warthog at June 08, 2012 08:46 PM (CySNb)
I am so jealous! A hearsay recommendation...my daughter and her husband went to Gettysburg on their honeymoon, and stayed at the Gettysburg Hotel, and they didn't like it. They said it was rather dirty. Have fun!
Posted by: Mr_Write at June 08, 2012 08:49 PM (CLkAH)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)
I'll be the first to pledge
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 08:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: private sector is doing fine at June 08, 2012 08:53 PM (D7lJF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2012 08:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 08:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:58 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 08, 2012 08:58 PM (LK3ef)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 08:59 PM (LoTJ2)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:00 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:01 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 08, 2012 09:01 PM (oipCQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:02 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Gronk at June 08, 2012 09:03 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 09:04 PM (LoTJ2)
I always assumed the Captain snorted coke off of Tennille's rather prodigious ass.
Aren't those two dead?
Posted by: madamemayhem at June 08, 2012 09:06 PM (iRgZG)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:06 PM (niZvt)
Damn, don't people listen? That's why we can't have nice things
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:06 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:08 PM (niZvt)
Either Ace of Spades Facebook group, the Yahoo group, or set up a hash on Twitter (but that limits to 140 characters)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:08 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 09, 2012 01:06 AM (niZvt)
Would that really stop the determined?
Posted by: Troll at June 08, 2012 09:09 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:09 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: booger at June 08, 2012 09:09 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:10 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 09, 2012 01:09 AM (niZvt)
Unfortunately it isn't. The last two to set off ace was Jimbo and arhooley.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:11 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: booger at June 08, 2012 09:12 PM (dMT9X)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 08, 2012 09:12 PM (LoTJ2)
yeh it was the seventies. They sucked then. If they are still alive i will presume they suck more now.
Posted by: madamemayhem at June 08, 2012 09:13 PM (iRgZG)
Posted by: Joejm65 at June 08, 2012 09:13 PM (UZuc4)
Also, Ice-T with fake dreadlocks is just goofy.
My favorite Ice-T quote from backstage at Lollapalooza I :
"My man. Can't you see I'm trying to get on this fine white bitch?"
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2012 09:13 PM (uR3yC)
Posted by: Ma Bell at June 08, 2012 09:15 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:17 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2012 09:18 PM (tw6Ar)
I asked pixy to disable comments for the whole site.
I changed my mind and only disabled them for the Brett Kimberlin thread.
You have to understand something: For the sake of others, and for the sake of doing the right thing, I am undertaking a tremendous risk with my life and my family's life.
I will ban anyone who FUCKS AROUND WITH ME or plays games with PUSHING THE ENVELOPE just because they're "rowdy" or don't like to be bossed.
If this shit continues, comments will be closed. Permanently. For every thread.
And I will just quit, because my commenters decided they wanted to play games with my fucking life.
I will repeat the policy -- which I have repeated too many times by this point to count -- tomorrow.
But you know the goddamned policy. We have not shifted rules on posting informaiton, or talk which could be construed as violent.
ENOUGH.
I am fighting a goddamned dangerous battle here. I do not need my allies fragging me and stabbing me in the back at every goddamned opportunity, just so some fuckwits can show they're "rebels."
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:19 PM (aw5Tx)
****
Understandably so.
A fucking whack job is trying to out his identity, The same whack job is risking the lives of other bloggers. And, on the day that Ace leads the charge for a national day of silence, he also refuses an award that meant a great deal to him. THEN, he has to come here and stand watch over a bunch of morons.
Overall, I'd say he has every reason to be a bit strung out.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:19 PM (piMMO)
Let's play it safe and make NO mention of the subject. Kittehs and heavy metal youtube links should be fine
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:20 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:20 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:20 PM (niZvt)
Hey....cool.
Ace managed to close down the commenting on the other thread.
And this one is still open.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:21 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:21 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: madamemayhem at June 08, 2012 09:21 PM (iRgZG)
Tell me the level of legal peril you're comfortable putting me in, please.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:21 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:21 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:23 PM (ULsh0)
If you apparently have no concern for my safety, I will exhibit the same level of concern for yours.
Your IPs will be shared if that is demanded of me, if you break the EXCRUCIATINGLY SIMPLE RULES which everyone knows and which are common sense.
If you put me into legal peril, you can join me there. Won't that be delicious fun?
Since "don't put ME in jeopardy" doesn't seem to work on Jimbo, Arhooey, and Adjoran, perhaps "don't put YOURSELF in jeopardy" will finally, FINALLY be comprehended.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:24 PM (aw5Tx)
High there groovy guys groovy girls. Peace Love Dope.
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2012 09:24 PM (v+ExF)
Tell me the level of legal peril you're comfortable putting me in, please.<<<<
$25 fine for "mopery"?*
* the act of exposing yourself to a blind person.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:24 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:24 PM (niZvt)
****
Spazzed out?!
How many times would you tell a guest to mind his manners before you showed him the door?
This is no fucking laughing matter.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)
* the act of exposing yourself to a blind person.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 09, 2012 01:24 AM (JDIKC)
What? Do they hear you opening your trenchcoat?
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:26 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:26 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 08, 2012 09:26 PM (2yngH)
Wull, that's what I get for not reading upthread before I posted....like an idiot.
But I think a lot of people do that.
So Ace....maybe it would be a good idea to do that thing that you mentioned....about posting a warning...a warning about making comments that could aid and abet the scurvy knave.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:26 PM (eFqqI)
Sorry, that was a test. From a Cheech and Chong recording.
Other thread was stopped dead cold.
Ace isn't kidding...
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2012 09:27 PM (v+ExF)
I am glad the last thread was closed up and I hope that you take at least a few of the Horde up on their offer to troll bust / police comments so you can get some rest, ace.
Maybe a nice hobo blood bubble bath?
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2012 09:27 PM (uR3yC)
previous thread closed
I was composing a long maudlin rant about how much I love this place, pixyware and all. Probably just as well I didn't get to post it.
But I do love this place, dinosaur feathers and all.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 08, 2012 09:27 PM (QTHTd)
****
Hell, a little bit of common sense should take care of that!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:28 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2012 01:26 AM (ULsh0)
I'm such a giver http://tinyurl.com/y96wqs8
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:28 PM (GULKT)
By the way: If Ace or any of the other bloggers asks me to ban someone from the site for something particularly egregious, you don't just get banned from commenting, you get blacklisted from the entire server.<>>>
And don't even think of trying the italics button.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:28 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:29 PM (ULsh0)
Maybe registration should have a breathalyzer
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:29 PM (Y+DPZ)
But I got aggravated at your suggestion I should take your "online friendships" into account when I and my family could well be in actual physical danger.
How much should I take "online friendships" into account there?
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:30 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 08, 2012 09:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Tunkhannock at June 08, 2012 09:31 PM (TLjqs)
Iwas composingalong maudlin rant about how much I love this place, pixyware and all. Probably just as well I didn't get to post it.
But I do love this place, dinosaur feathers and all.
Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 09, 2012 01:27 AM
I don't post often, I just lurk around, but the truth is... I love Ace. My husband is getting jealous of how crazy I am about the little ewok.
Posted by: madamemayhem at June 08, 2012 09:31 PM (iRgZG)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 09:31 PM (4qU0l)
256...Hell, a little bit of common sense should take care of that!
Well...you'd think so. ....But apparently that asking too much.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:31 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
I hope this is coming soon. I hope very soon.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:32 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:32 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:32 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 09:33 PM (4qU0l)
Yeah, it should, but there is always one in every crowd. Thus all the "hold my beer and watch this" videos out there.
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 09:34 PM (bqjJT)
Like people can't figure out they shouldn't drop a deuce in the corner of the living room during the super bowl party.
****
No?!
OMG! I am soooo embarrassed!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:34 PM (piMMO)
re: the empty set
Posted by: Quark at June 08, 2012 09:35 PM (NqmTy)
Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2012 09:36 PM (0SL6O)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:36 PM (ULsh0)
It's so bad I've had Ancient Aliens on all night
It's a wonder I haven't gone batshit
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 09, 2012 01:28 AM (JDIKC)
About that hash, EoJ....
I was thinking...if a JDAM is a smart bomb, then a JDICK would be a....OMG.
*blinded by the possibilities, she drops to her knees in wonderment*
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:37 PM (eFqqI)
It's so bad I've had Ancient Aliens on all night
It's a wonder I haven't gone batshit
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2012 01:36 AM (Y+DPZ)
I've been enjoying "Common Law" on USA/.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:37 PM (GULKT)
Dude, your cobloggers seem to all understand your intent and toe the line. Rally 'em.
I've got over 200 people to look after at work. EVERY SINGLE ONE of whom are seemingly trying to destroy the company every goddamn waking second of the work day
There is no way in hell I could manage all those fucking destruct-bots without my asst managers.
Start looking at it like a business. You have grown out of the mom and pop stage and you already have some mature individuals who post here, even if they're RINO pussyboys like you, no offense.
Get them to work. You provide full value on the pulpit - have them provide full value on some fuckin chores
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:37 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Tunkhannock at June 08, 2012 09:38 PM (TLjqs)
Posted by: Al Sharpieton at June 08, 2012 09:38 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2012 01:22 AM (Y+DPZ)
like a boss
http://tinyurl.com/d6d2n7g
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2012 09:38 PM (tw6Ar)
kbdabear, speaking of which:
1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Prometheus
...
99. some maggots crawling around in an open sewer
100. Alien 3
101. other Alien/AvP movies
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 08, 2012 09:38 PM (QTHTd)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSGGeOz1CZM
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:38 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:39 PM (eFqqI)
****
Like this?
http://bit.ly/LlKRRO
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:39 PM (piMMO)
a danger and one I have to be aware of. Hopefully we'll soon have registration.
I cannot stress this enough: I am anticipating that from an enemy.
What breaks my heart is when supposed *friends* choose to do it themselves.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:40 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: Derak at June 08, 2012 09:40 PM (bM0qI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:40 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 08, 2012 09:40 PM (lzvtR)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2012 01:22 AM (Y+DPZ)
like a boss
http://tinyurl.com/d6d2n7g Posted by: The Dude at June 09, 2012 01:38 AM
Kind of that thing where you're badmouthing your boss in the men's room without checking for feet in the stalls
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
*blinded by the possibilities, she drops to her knees in wonderment*
Posted by: wheatie at June 09, 2012 01:37 AM (eFqqI) <<<><
Bathe this Moronette and send her to the Ewok's tent.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:41 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2012 09:41 PM (FcR7P)
"Kind of that thing where you're badmouthing your boss in the men's room without checking for feet in the stalls"
I've never had that problem.
Posted by: Larry Craig at June 08, 2012 09:41 PM (QTHTd)
****
You can join me in Friday night Miami Vice!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 09:42 PM (piMMO)
Play it safe and avoid it altogether. The ONT is traditionally our "unwind and talk about shit other than politics" time anyway
It's funny when someone not familiar with that comes on an ONT and yells at us for talking about "trivial shit". I think the densest were PaulRevere, ken, and someguy
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
ndh - yeah, like that. Who would think you should have to specifically tell someone it's a bad idea to shoot fireworks out their ass?
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 09:45 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 09:45 PM (4qU0l)
what's the prevent he-who-shall-not-be-named from posting some way out of line comment, screenshotting it, and then using it against Ace? <>>>
Nothing, but I'd fly out on my own dime, break anonymity and testify about the measures Ace took to screen out and prevent that type of shit.
I'd say "on my honor" but then you assholes would shudder. But I would.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:45 PM (JDIKC)
H2 channel. UFO and Ancient Aliens night
Damn, and I thought my ass was just sore from hemorrhoids
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:46 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 09:46 PM (gW5fI)
"I think the densest were PaulRevere, ken, and someguy"
PaulRevere is a good guy. I see him at the Blogmocracy. He's just more outspoken about his traditionalism than your average ONTer. And I usually found someguy to be bracingly honest. (Though sometimes, yes, he didn't remember where he was.)
Ken was and remains a psycho.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 08, 2012 09:47 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 11:51 PM (Iyg03)
---------------
Yup.
I don't think he ever wanted to do any campaigning for Barky.
Now they won't dare ask him to.
Posted by: wheatie at June 09, 2012 12:14 AM (eFqqI)
--------------
You do a chore well, you get saddled with doing it ad infinitum. The way to duck the servitude is to deliberately do it embarrassingly badly and have it taken out of your hands. Clinton might not take it kindly being dissed, but I bet he thinks it's worth it to prevent being trotted out again and again for a cause that's making itself ridiculous. Hell, being dissed by people making themselves ridiculous becomes a credit. And he might consider even inviting scorn still a safer play than an open refusal to help a fellow in the same party, considering the possibilities in Hillary's future.
Posted by: sistrum at June 08, 2012 09:47 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: runninrebel at June 08, 2012 09:47 PM (VZ9D1)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at June 08, 2012 09:47 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:49 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Tunkhannock at June 08, 2012 09:49 PM (TLjqs)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 09:50 PM (cWkOB)
H2 channel. UFO and Ancient Aliens night
Thanks, kbdabear. ....Yeah, I usually try to watch it, if I'm home.
I love that episode about Puma Puku. Amazing site, that is.
Was there a new episode tonight?
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:51 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 09:52 PM (gW5fI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 09:52 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Tunkhannock at June 08, 2012 09:52 PM (TLjqs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:53 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 09:53 PM (gW5fI)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 09:53 PM (VDusq)
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 09, 2012 01:46 AM (gW5fI)
I'd think bout changing my nic to 'Organ Donor' if I were you.
Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2012 09:54 PM (KZpBm)
What a fucking pussy. And thats the founders of freedom talking through me<<>>>
Just wanted to grab that so you could see the Paultard brain shitting that just plopped out onto our screens.
Just in case, you know, you wanted to rephrase.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 09:54 PM (JDIKC)
Thanks, kbdabear. ....Yeah, I usually try to watch it, if I'm home.
I love that episode about Puma Puku. Amazing site, that is.
Was there a new episode tonight?
Posted by: wheatie at June 09, 2012 01:51 AM (eFqqI)
Ancient aliens. The dumbest shit on tv. "Look at this sculpture from ancient Egypt. It has wings. Its obviously a spacecraft they saw." No you fucking idiots its got a crude head on it too. Its obviously a sculpture of a bird. Its like 10,000 years from now finding some child's stuffed animal of a bug and thinking its an accurate example of creatures that we saw in this time.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:55 PM (GULKT)
The post demonstrates he does not have the common sense or comportment to be posting here any longer. Knocking me I wouldn't mind, but he demonstrates that his idea of "rebellion" is to do stupid, stupid fucking things which cause me problems.
I don't know how to make it clearer to jackasses.
I cannot get through to them, so I will simply be rid of them.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:55 PM (aw5Tx)
What a fucking pussy....
Posted by: Jimmah at June 09, 2012 01:50 AM (cWkOB)
Even if you were kidding with that screed....it wasn't funny.
Put your own loved ones in danger, would you?
That's what it would take to make you 'not a pussy'?
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:55 PM (eFqqI)
@326. Nah, I always wear a protective cup.
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 09:55 PM (gW5fI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:56 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2012 01:55 AM (GULKT)
who watches it for that though? It's all about the hair
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2012 09:56 PM (tw6Ar)
Because that shows they've got "guts."
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:56 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: wheatie at June 09, 2012 01:39 AM
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movie "Paul"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLJsZGOXd8
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 09:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Jimmuh's did it really seem like thats the right comment at this particular time of the conversation?:
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 09:56 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Baldy at June 08, 2012 09:57 PM (1AatN)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 09:57 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: The Dude at June 09, 2012 01:56 AM (tw6Ar)
Don't forget the fake orange tan.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 09:57 PM (GULKT)
Aw now, buzzion.....Ancient Aliens is fun....pure entertainment.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 09:58 PM (eFqqI)
Most commonly a type of courage, at least on conservative blogs.
Jimmah, you know who's got guts, as between me and you? ME.
You just have a truckfull of fuckin' dumb
*I*, and not you, am making a positive difference here.
You're just the next in a parade of drunk, stupid losers who thinks their next Tough Guy comment on a blog is really gonna shake up the world.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 09:59 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2012 01:57 AM (GULKT)
true but with the hair, you think your watching a episode of Babylon 5
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2012 09:59 PM (tw6Ar)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 09:59 PM (bxiXv)
http://tinyurl.com/28urt3n
http://tinyurl.com/82oncsd (I love it when he paints clouds)
http://tinyurl.com/429bolu
http://tinyurl.com/7q5fku7
Posted by: Armando at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (lyStv)
Posted by: wheatie at June 09, 2012 01:58 AM (eFqqI)
Well obviously I've watched a few episodes. And hell I enjoy the storyline in Assassin's Creed which the guys on Ancient Aliens would swear is true. Doesn't mean I don't want to throw something at the TV when that stuff is on the History Channel though.
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (4qU0l)
I am wielding Liberty's Boner, Ace. And I've called down to the engine room and told them I need Maximum Stupid, and I need it NOW.
How dare you complain on your property.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (0SL6O)
He's been doing that all night, surprised it took this long
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Our founders lived in an age where there were things like....honor....observed.
And they could also deal swiftly with those who had none, in ways that we cannot today.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 10:01 PM (eFqqI)
Maybe watching some happy little tree videos will chill some of the blog-bluster.
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 10:03 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Derak at June 08, 2012 10:03 PM (bM0qI)
As between Jimmah and I, one is talkin' about how kuragis he is in a comment. On a blog.
I guess Jimmah's movin' the fuckin' world. One stupid comment about how kruajis he is at time.
Hey Jimmah, did you know 70 Congressmen signed a letter demanding Holder investigate the swattings?
You didn't know that, did you?
Do you imagine that you, in any fashion, contributed to that?
Because I don't.
I think you're just an imbecile typing his stupidities in a comment.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:03 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 10:04 PM (bxiXv)
What did I miss? And also: why is it so fucking hard for people to exercise a modicum of self-control?
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2012 10:04 PM (ogWsV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 10:04 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 10:04 PM (soXsf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2012 01:53 AM (ULsh0)
There was some ridicule, but do we really need a Ministry of Truth like erasure?
Posted by: cm9000 at June 08, 2012 10:04 PM (lzvtR)
Get your toughest Sgt Hartman coblogger to take over ... you need sack time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8wqEgFIA8
Don't make me use Kenny G and Yanni !!
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:05 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 10:05 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:06 PM (4qU0l)
Someone on twitter the other day claimed to be "the Bob Ross of barbecue."
Um. I'm not buying it.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:06 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 10:06 PM (bxiXv)
Anger -- ravin' away in a blog's comment areas -- doesn't change things.
Speaking coolly and dispassionately does.
All the angry ravers might want to ponder why, exactly, it is that no one in any sort of position of authority -- no one who can actually DO something, instead of just TALKING up a tough game in a comment -- ever listens to them.
But I know what they'd say: Because such people are pussies, too, and only cotton to pussy-talk.
All right, all right. I'll keep talking to the "pussies."
You keep ragin' about how kurajis you iz in a comment.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:07 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:07 PM (Iyg03)
Jeff B.....
A modicum of self control was most definitely....not....observed.
Stupid shit.....really explicit, from some people who should know better.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (bxiXv)
Alright. I'm off to bed. Final nickel's worth of free advice, Ace. Hand off the babysitting duty to the most humorless prig you know.
I recommend Drew M.
Outline your standards, delegate banhammer authority, and step away for the weekend. It ain't worth the drain. A tired body is a sickly, weak body.
Good night, great post, and remember - the important things are never easy. But they must be done. And the fallout must be endured.
You have a large cadre of people willing to share the burden. Avail yourself of their help.
Good night, all.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (JDIKC)
I know we're not supposed to use this word here except the most extreme of situations, but really...you're an insufferable c*nt, you know that?
And furthermore, if you were a lawyer, or knew the first thing about the law, then you'd understand what tragicomically stupid point it was that you just made.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (ogWsV)
Wow. just wow. Fucking tone deaf, arrogant, idiot.
Posted by: Derak at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (bM0qI)
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 10:08 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at June 08, 2012 10:09 PM (oipCQ)
Let me know how your angry talk gets some results.
Some people are big talkers, others are doers.
I'm trying to do.
You go talk your big talk and let me know how it goes.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:09 PM (aw5Tx)
I recommend Drew M.
Actually, if you're REALLY looking for the most humorless, pitilessly brutal enforcer of these sorts of things, then....well....
Posted by: Not that Jeff B.'s tooting his own horn or anything, but... at June 08, 2012 10:10 PM (ogWsV)
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 10:11 PM (gW5fI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 10:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:14 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: grognard at June 08, 2012 10:14 PM (I4xLG)
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 10:15 PM (soXsf)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:15 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 10:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 08, 2012 10:16 PM (q1qCt)
And Thomas Paine came within a hairsbreadth of getting guillotined in the French Terror because of it. Meanwhile Madison, Hamilton & Jay used pseudonyms.
You really don't get it, do you?***
***N.B. Even if you don't get it, it's not your place to question.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2012 10:16 PM (ogWsV)
Posted by: Adriane at June 08, 2012 10:16 PM (elREs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 10:17 PM (ULsh0)
****
I see this comment in stereo
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 10:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:17 PM (4qU0l)
Love to watch Bob Ross
I love him too. RIP Bob
He painted so many "Happy little trees and things". He was such a happy man. We watched his entire series (every season).
Bob adopted many orphan squirrels and raised them into adulthoos. His son tried painting on a few shows but he was not Bob. He was too young to die.
There are no mistakes in art according to Bob
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:18 PM (lkdo/)
383 - the best term for all the jimmahs out there might be....."jimmah."
Seriously. Dude couldn't have beclowned himself more if he had hired a consultant. There's a special kind of aspergery brain-dead self-righteous ass-hattery there that practically screams for its own unique entry in the internet lexicon.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 08, 2012 10:18 PM (wJliR)
They mindfuck you into the kinds of reactions that you're doing, and then hauling your ass into court with your comments as evidence of your tendencies to violent actions and proof that you're a danger to the defendant.
Didn't you read the Walker hearing transcripts? Complainant claimed that the actions of Mr Walker caused THIRD PARTIES to threaten his life
But I'm sure your camo outfit and knife sheathes will show any leftie not to mess with you as the cops cuff you
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
i wanted to post this on the girl scouts page, but o what the hell
the scoamf is really in for a beatÂ’n until the war?!
Posted by: bunch of prudes at June 08, 2012 10:20 PM (D7lJF)
And for him, anonymity works. Paine didn't do that but whetv
Yeah Thomas Paine totally didn't use anonymity. Common Sense, signed "Written by an Englishman", became an immediate success http://tinyurl.com/c6fd2u
Posted by: buzzion at June 08, 2012 10:20 PM (GULKT)
391 Holy jeez, people, just talk about tits or something, for fuck's sake!
Okay.
I really hate wearing bras....even the comfortable ones aren't really that comfortable.
So I wear shirts with pockets...when I'm out....to you know, hide my nipples.
But the jiggling action gives it away, that I'm not wearing a bra.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 10:21 PM (eFqqI)
Yeah Thomas Paine totally didn't use anonymity. Common Sense, signed "Written by an Englishman", became an immediate success http://tinyurl.com/c6fd2u
Posted by: buzzion at June 09, 2012 02:20 AM (GULKT)
Holy fucking PWNED, Batman.
Posted by: grognard at June 08, 2012 10:22 PM (I4xLG)
FWIW, the pinhead with the "unlimited IPs" may be setting someone else up by dropping the name and state in thread.
But that's probably just the booze talking.
Talk to me booze, talk to me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2012 10:22 PM (xKC/c)
I really hate wearing bras....even the comfortable ones aren't really that comfortable.
So I wear shirts with pockets...when I'm out....to you know, hide my nipples.
But the jiggling actiongives it away, that I'm not wearing a bra.
Thank you for that. Sincerely.
Posted by: grognard at June 08, 2012 10:22 PM (I4xLG)
Everyone just close their eyes and imagine a Happy place. Maybe it is a pond or lake. Or a peaceful meadow. Contract and release your muscles. Let it all flow. Focus on your breathing. In and out.
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:23 PM (lkdo/)
Jimmah doesn't like pussies like Hamilton and Madison.
Jimmah does things his way.
You don;t like Jimmah?
Jimmah don't care.
Jimmah is a Tube Ninjah.
Tube Ninjahs don't need no friends.
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 10:23 PM (KZpBm)
Posted by: someone at June 08, 2012 10:23 PM (bqjJT)
Time for bed. Thank you all for my first ONT. If allowed I will definitely be back.
Love you Ace.
Posted by: WeWhoLurk at June 08, 2012 10:24 PM (gW5fI)
Think about your dream home. Where would it be? What would it look like?
A cabin on a lake? House on the water? What would your Happy dream home look like?
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:24 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: runninrebel at June 08, 2012 10:24 PM (VZ9D1)
"The pleyzhure of sleep"
Posted by: grognard at June 08, 2012 10:24 PM (I4xLG)
While hopefully not sounding like a kiss-ass....I fully support Ace on this. It's hardly a fair comparison...but I'm a board member of a 501 (3) (c) charity group. A very small one, no outrageous salaries here...we raise about 10 grand a year for research on a specific genetic condition. Every penny that doesn't go to legitimate overhead goes towards the research. Anyway, as you all know, such groups are not allowed to be politically partisan in any way, and in our official functions, we are not. However, I am (or used to be) very outspoken of my political views on Facebook, and I started getting messages that if I kept it up, the IRS might suddenly take an interest in our little charity group. Now, we could easily handle an audit, as our books are in order...but who wants to go through that? Especially in this climate? So now I post pictures of kittehs and comments on the baseball team.
It sucks, and I greatly resent it, but it is what it is. .
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 08, 2012 10:25 PM (fiXQh)
no, he did not. He did not read that Kimberlin's current legal strategy is to screencap stupid shit from third parties and then claim the target (ME) "incited" people to say these things.
There is a type of person the world could do without: The less he knows, the more he knows.
Ignorance is strength.
Anger is intelligence.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:25 PM (aw5Tx)
Posted by: The Green Fairy at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (ULsh0)
Everyone just close their eyes and imagine a Happy place. Maybe it is a pond or lake. Or a peaceful meadow. Contract and release your muscles. Let it all flow. Focus on your breathing. In and out.
Posted by: Happy at June 09, 2012 02:23 AM
Oh shit, all that needs is the Yanni music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTveCihjoQ
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (bxiXv)
Earlier today, a local man was killed when SWAT team was called to his home.
Even though the reason for the call was a 'prank', the man was wearing camo, a headband....and yelled..."Fuck you assholes! Come get me!"....when the officers arrived at his home.
Posted by: Headline News at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: Beer Goggles at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (ULsh0)
Posted by: Dick Chhney at June 08, 2012 10:26 PM (D7lJF)
Right there with you. Plus all the women look at me funny when the figure out what I've got on. Must be all the hair on my chest.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2012 10:27 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:27 PM (Iyg03)
G'night all. I'd say behave but that's completely offensive on an ONT.
Posted by: grognard at June 08, 2012 10:28 PM (I4xLG)
I'm sorry about the award. Your blog is outstanding, and it's more than just your own blogging here that's good. You've built something bigger than yourself, and I think you deserved that award. Andrew Breitbart loved your blog, and none of us can replace him, partly because as you note, he was just uniquely fearless. And unique with connecting to people. And unique in a lot of ways. We all can try to be him, and should. And your exposing Kimberlin and urging the best solution you can think of: lobbying our representatives, is your being the best Breitbart you can be.
It is a real kick to the gut to think of your prudence, due to being fearful of a horrible man, is holding you from an honor I think you deserved. But it's a small price to pay for the rest of your life, and you don't need some award to be an effective advocate for your views and causes.
Posted by: Dustin at June 08, 2012 10:28 PM (z36s0)
All he knows is that courage means saying stupid shit, and if you can't say stupid shit, it's not America, or something.
So yes, do go on, do go on helping the terrorist bomber.
Go ahead.
Go give him all the ammunition he needs, and then clap yourself on the back for "helping the cause" by being so brave.
I do know how. I choose not to.
There's a reason for that.
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:29 PM (aw5Tx)
****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G9FFi6pSyk
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 10:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:29 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 10:30 PM (VDusq)
Oh shit, all that needs is the Yanni music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubTveCihjoQ
Good selection. Very peaceful
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:30 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:31 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2012 10:31 PM (0SL6O)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 08, 2012 10:32 PM (ULsh0)
I dunno, the "Happy" schtick is oddly soothing right now for some reason.
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2012 10:33 PM (ogWsV)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at June 09, 2012 02:25 AM
I'm fully behind Ace on this too, and I don't care if anyone accuses me of sucking his dick in Macy's window
I've had my share of arguments with Ace over the last 4 years, and he's jumped on my shit almost as nasty as my own brother does. I don't whip it out and piss on my brother's dining table though, which is what some of these online commandos are doing
And Jimmah, let's see how you handle other mindfucks like calls to your boss resulting in getting you fired, SWAT-ting, and getting your pay garnished over a default judgment
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
"D7lJF and lkdo/: Tonight is not the night to be posting your usual random nonsense. "
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. How are your meds?
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:35 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:36 PM (Iyg03)
"I dunno, the "Happy" schtick is oddly soothing right now for some reason."
Cool. That makes me Happy.
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:36 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:37 PM (4qU0l)
Um, no. If you had a picture of me neck to waist you'd probably be vomiting about now.
That's what everyone else does.
Something escaping from my happy place: http://scoamf.us/vj
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2012 10:37 PM (xKC/c)
I'd be willing to buy the full set of Bob Ross videos if they were available.
bobross.com Something for every Bob Ross Need on that website. Ross T Shirts, painting supplies, instructional books, DVD's, and other happy little collectables. The Joy of Painting
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:38 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 08, 2012 10:38 PM (AlYnQ)
Posted by: Adriane at June 08, 2012 10:39 PM (elREs)
Posted by: rabidfox at June 08, 2012 10:39 PM (Baz1i)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
In 1981, Bob began touring the U.S. to teach his painting style, when one of his students was profoundly struck by his charisma in the classroom. “I saw and felt magic happening,” Annette Kowalski explains, “and asked myself, was there a way to share this joy with everyone?” A business partnership was formed – the Bob Ross Company – an active, thriving behind-the-scenes organization that today celebrates over 25 years of operation." bobross.com
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:40 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: 19K - B5D at June 08, 2012 10:40 PM (4qU0l)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 09, 2012 02:36 AM (Iyg03)
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I had to look up who that was...or is. ....That's the 'Joy of Painting' guy.
I think that the golf channel is very effective TV valium, too.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 10:40 PM (eFqqI)
"The first of his low-budget, unrehearsed and unedited “Joy of Painting” programs aired in 1982; twenty-five years and 403 shows later, “The Joy of Painting” is still the most popular, most watched art show, if not “how-to” program, on television.
“The Joy of Painting” is carried by nearly 450 public television stations throughout the United States, accessing more than 93.5 million households, and is broadcast in foreign countries as well; Japan, Mexico, The Philippines, South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Turkey, The Netherlands, the United Kingdom, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, Austria, Costa Rica and Canada, with inquiries emerging from other countries too.
The response is overwhelming; literally hundreds of letters and email messages pour in each week from viewers of all ages, from around the globe. The rehabilitating powers of the Bob Ross method of painting have been put to use in many programs for youth, senior citizens, handicapped persons, and the like throughout the country. Bob is proud of the fact that while art has traditionally been accessible to only a select few, his technique is for everyone."bobross.com
Posted by: Happy at June 08, 2012 10:41 PM (lkdo/)
Posted by: Deety at June 08, 2012 10:41 PM (dQCkw)
I'm going to rename myself Master Po.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 08, 2012 10:42 PM (Iyg03)
You forget so easy. Remember SMOD?
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 08, 2012 10:43 PM (ogWsV)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 09, 2012 02:38 AM
Or the comity of the Sarah Palin threads
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2012 10:43 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Adriane at June 08, 2012 10:43 PM (elREs)
This link has nothing to do with that, just killing time until Robert shows up: http://scoamf.us/vk
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 08, 2012 10:44 PM (xKC/c)
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Bring it. Please bring it.
622 Beckham
Napoleon OH, 43545
419-906-4328
I wait for the fuckes.Hope for them. Swat ME. I'm my own boss, so can't be fired.
Posted by: Jimmah at June 08, 2012 10:44 PM (soXsf)
Posted by: ace at June 08, 2012 10:44 PM (aw5Tx)
Um....when, or if, we have to register....can we still be rowdy and use cusswords?
Just nothing inflamatory about the scurvy knave, of course.
But....can we still be....us?
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2012 10:45 PM (eFqqI)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2012 02:40 AM (Y+DPZ)
****
What the hell is wrong with you?!
What's next? Michael Bolton?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2012 10:45 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 08, 2012 10:45 PM (VDusq)
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