October 09, 2012
— Jack M. Must credit Jack M./AoSHQ Decision Desk.
CAC and Ace may be slacking off, but I have my own sources, and I've got some incredible leaked info on some serious internal polling. It's a detailed breakdown, so I'm putting it after the jump. You'll never look at the race the same way after seeing this.

Yep. Serious internal polling going on all over the place. It's pretty obvious, really.
To be honest, I have nothing. I was just bored, and figured I'd throw something up to pass the time before the Overnight Open Thread. You're welcome.
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Posted by: Gerg at October 09, 2012 03:45 PM (V6aL5)
Posted by: rickl at October 09, 2012 03:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 03:45 PM (4ramR)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 03:46 PM (vzLhi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl what did huma abedin know? team dagny at October 09, 2012 03:46 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 09, 2012 03:46 PM (6TB1Z)
How bad did Romney beat Obama in the first debate?
Here, a photo illustration: http://bit.ly/RuJOAY
Posted by: RushBabe, Kratos Liberation Front at October 09, 2012 03:48 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 09, 2012 03:48 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 03:48 PM (ZgBZU)
Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 07:46 PM (O6q63)
Yes.....after today, and I never thought I 'd say this, I'm ready for no content.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 03:48 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Big Bird at October 09, 2012 03:48 PM (8/bPb)
Like y'all don't appreciate that "new thread smell."
You should be thanking me, really. I considered using Helen Thomas.
Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 03:49 PM (ZXOR3)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 09, 2012 03:50 PM (lo/S5)
He's doing an indepth study with his intern at this very moment.
Posted by: Alex at October 09, 2012 03:50 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2012 03:50 PM (6o4Fb)
Posted by: The Sybian Mfg. Co. at October 09, 2012 03:50 PM (QKKT0)
How could anyone want four more years of this?
Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 03:51 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 03:51 PM (N69xW)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 07:49 PM (NLH1M)
No, it wasn't Julie, was it? I thought it was Patty Ann Browne?
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 03:51 PM (X6akg)
Soothsayer, the only FOXy that ever won my heart was the one and only Suzanne Sena.
Who, by the way, is from Michigan which I hear is a beautiful state with great people who really, really, really would benefit from electing native son Mitt Romney.
(See...I can be topical.)
Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 03:51 PM (ZXOR3)
"So they're losing, and one of the reasons they are losing is that the nation got too much severe conservatism. But now, since he (metaphorically) punched President Barack Obama in the debates, conservatives will be more likely to let Romney wield his Etch-a-Sketch and move left."
WTF is this indecipherable nonsense?
Compare and contrast this level of writing and analysis with Ace.
Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Thanks, I'll be here all day at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: Mortimer Duke at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (N69xW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2012 03:52 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: Hepcat at October 09, 2012 03:53 PM (frbyY)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 09, 2012 03:53 PM (iL9Kk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2012 03:54 PM (+tqYo)
Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2012 03:54 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: soothsayer at October 09, 2012 03:54 PM (HtU5U)
Posted by: Franklin Roosevelt at October 09, 2012 03:54 PM (sZTYJ)
From what I've seen, you don't troll Free Rep. "a lot". You're taken out pretty quickly if you're a troll.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 03:54 PM (X6akg)
She'd come on in the late morning with those sensational legs, strong like bull, and those anime eyes and those lips that could have kept you afloat on the sea.
She was amazing.
Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 03:55 PM (Z7toi)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 03:55 PM (N69xW)
Posted by: The Plitical Hat at October 09, 2012 03:56 PM (sZTYJ)
If you've ever been punched in the debates, you know just how painful it can be.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2012 03:56 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 09, 2012 03:57 PM (V/U0X)
I think I know who Greg/Toldyaso/Etc/Etc... is.
Will Pitt from DU.
Evidence - http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/[/i] [br]
Meh. He and I will both be drinking Election Night. I won't be crying in my beer.
Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 03:57 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 03:57 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 03:57 PM (Z7toi)
Catherine Herrige has been doing exceptional reporting on the Obama Libya screw up that got four people killed. Now, as it turns out, the security detail was removed in order to normalize relations with Libya. How boneheaded is that? A country fresh out of a war and still splintered in to warring tribal fractions and full of radical Islamic influence, and they decide to normalize relations by reducing security?
Damn. Four people murdered because of a totally idiotic decision. Who ever made it should be eviscerated.
Posted by: HtP at October 09, 2012 03:58 PM (jx2j9)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 09, 2012 03:58 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 03:58 PM (N69xW)
Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 03:59 PM (5PkZK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 03:59 PM (mukPq)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
STOP SLACKING AND GIVE ME SATISFACTION!
Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright's Sock Puppet at October 09, 2012 03:59 PM (ovpNn)
WTF is this indecipherable nonsense?
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'Tater tots!
Posted by: Larry the Cable Guy at October 09, 2012 04:00 PM (lTVJy)
They're not very bright.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 09, 2012 07:58 PM (N69xW)
Oh, ok. Have you showered since you got back from DU?
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 04:00 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Red Hot Chilli Pepper Sock Puppet at October 09, 2012 04:00 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (5PkZK)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (lo/S5)
Posted by: lurker_above at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (erHaq)
He's confusing the term "troll' with "lurk". "I troll freepers" = "I lurk on various conservative sites"
Posted by: wooga at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (vjyZP)
They do. (D)Ullards use "freepers" as a generic term for Conservatives, in general.
We are all the same. Reminds me of the Iowahawk "Heart of Redness", or whatever it was.
Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: AoS blog rules that should be at October 09, 2012 04:01 PM (wUFaM)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 04:02 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 04:02 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Zombie Keith Richards, not inflating my sock puppet count at all at October 09, 2012 04:02 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 04:03 PM (ZXOR3)
Inside sources have confirmend that Reggie Love and Obama are going to dress up as the London Boys for this year's Halloween Bash.
Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2012 04:03 PM (8SCP8)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Reporting for Duty at Romney HQ at October 09, 2012 04:03 PM (4hfU2)
Here's another front page post titled "The Blue Dogs face extinction, their GOP mentors weep." It begins with "Happy news" then shows a quote talking about the loss of blue dog democrat seats.
Halfway down the front page, there's another kos authored post "The fundamentals of the race are still in our favor."
I am not making these things up. Only halfway down the front page and I'm dying laughing at the level of delusions over there. Pure comedy gold.
Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 04:03 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 04:03 PM (yJYwC)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 04:04 PM (4ramR)
Posted by: redgrains at October 09, 2012 04:04 PM (ePnYH)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 04:05 PM (boomF)
Posted by: Blue hendog at October 09, 2012 04:05 PM (UW6NX)
Over 12,000 people here in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio to welcome the Gov, @GovChristie and @robportman #RomneyRyan2012
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 04:06 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 04:06 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Peetey S. Dee at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (O/lVw)
Posted by: redgrains
What happened to her? Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?
Posted by: CSI Elsmere at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (UW6NX)
Bush was a super conservative tough guy, and scared people away from the Republicans. Romney does not need to be a super conservative anymore, since he has sated the Republicans appetite by being a tough guy in the debate.
Posted by: Kos Translator at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (vjyZP)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (yJYwC)
Posted by: Kal Penn at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 04:07 PM (5PkZK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 04:08 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at October 09, 2012 04:08 PM (iL9Kk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 04:09 PM (TMB3S)
Hmm, it seems, rather, that guy is trolling Democrat Underground, the DU.
He's our version of Gerg.
I mean, read his masthead, "A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general"
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 09, 2012 04:09 PM (e7w2X)
Thanks. I'd come to the conclusion they use a substitution code, and they're actually posting Mein Kampf over there.
Posted by: Mayday at October 09, 2012 04:09 PM (F3s39)
Normally I'd agree, but she's got just a few too many bulging neck tendons for my taste. She needs to eat a sandwich.
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 04:10 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 09, 2012 04:11 PM (4ramR)
Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?
...and was there a restraining order involved? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 04:11 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (yJYwC)
Posted by: redgrains
What happened to her? Did one of the morons become a one man fan club and collectibles group?
Posted by: CSI Elsmere at October 09, 2012 08:07 PM (UW6NX)
She was hittin the booze too heavy... living the moron lifestyle... she is teh hawt
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (nTgAI)
...and was there a restraining order involved? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 08:11 PM (lOmbq)
What?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx is climbing out of the crawlspace at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows poor people don't know how to dress themselves at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 08:10 PM (6TB1Z)
About six years ago she donated part of her liver to save her son's life.
Don't know if that has anything to do with her weight or not.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2012 04:12 PM (X6akg)
She needs to eat a sandwich.
Surviving cancer will do that to you. IIRC, one of her kids is a survivor too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 04:13 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 04:14 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: Love Reggie at October 09, 2012 04:14 PM (5PkZK)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2012 04:15 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2012 04:16 PM (lOmbq)
Okay, now I feel like a real jerk. Although I did think it was the other reporter, whose name escapes me, who had breast cancer. Regardless, that'll teach me to be a smart ass.
Nah, probably not.
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2012 04:18 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 04:19 PM (boomF)
Posted by: Jack M. at October 09, 2012 04:21 PM (ZXOR3)
Posted by: Evilpens at October 09, 2012 04:21 PM (ck76k)
Okay, now I feel like a real jerk. Although I did think it was the other reporter, whose name escapes me, who had breast cancer. Regardless, that'll teach me to be a smart ass.
Nah, probably not.
Jennifer Griffin Had Breast Cancer, Kathryn Herridge son had a defective
No, Katherine Herridge had a baby that had a defective liver and she gave it half of hers IIRC
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 04:24 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: The Jackhole at October 09, 2012 04:25 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2012 04:28 PM (V/U0X)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at October 09, 2012 04:30 PM (boomF)
Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 04:49 PM (wKkyv)
Posted by: MT at October 09, 2012 05:02 PM (A6Bqs)
Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 05:15 PM (wKkyv)
Posted by: Greg at October 09, 2012 09:15 PM (wKkyv)
Why don't you hold your breath till they come out. Wanker.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2012 05:28 PM (eww6X)
I'm pretty sure he's tried doing both at the same time. With luck he'll succeed at it
Posted by: boulder hobo at October 09, 2012 05:29 PM (QTHTd)
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I got the agita...
Posted by: Kensington at October 09, 2012 03:43 PM (Z7toi)