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September 27, 2012

Fake Indian Elizabeth Warren Also Representing Clients As A Fake Lawyer?
— Ace

Did her mother tell her she was 1/32nd Massachusetts lawyer, because she had high cheekbones like all other bar-certified Massachusetts lawyers?

This story is not as old as you may be thinking. There's a new twist.

First, Legal Insurrection noted that Warren was representing clients in Massachusetts without actually being a barred lawyer in Massachusetts.

That story got knocked down, sort of, because people contended that's not a problem. Federal courts make up their own rules about what lawyers can appear before them, and they permit lawyers from whatever state to argue cases that are about federal issues and Constitutional law.

The idea is that state bar laws can't dictate to a federal court who they may entertain when federal law and Constitutional law are in play.

Okay.

But now Legal Insurrection, which just won't give up on skull-f***ing Elizabeth Warren (are those cheekbones hard to maneuver around?), has dug up a case where she seems to be representing a Massachusetts client in a case about Massachusetts state law.

One of Warren's previous defenders -- someone who argued with LI previously about this -- has jumped ship and praised LI for their diligence.

Professor Jacobson has uncovered this morning a case in which Elizabeth Warren entered an appearance in a federal appellate court as a representative of a Massachusetts client in a case that appears to have clearly implicated Massachusetts law. Although this is still a federal appellate court, because weÂ’re dealing with a Massachusetts client and issues of Massachusetts law, this looks really, really bad for Professor Warren. With this bombshell, I would no longer view the case against her as weak.

I want to know more about her work fighting compensation for victims of asbestos.

As reported earlier by Globe reporter Noah Bierman, Travelers hired Warren to represent the insurance company in its fight to gain permanent immunity from asbestos-related lawsuits; in exchange for that immunity, the insurance company said it would establish a $500 million trust for current and future victims of asbestos poisoning. Warren succeeded in that mission, successfully arguing Travelers case before the U.S. Supreme Court. She was paid $212,000 by Travelers from 2008 to 2010.
However, after she left the case, a separate court ruled that Travelers did not have to pay out the money and it never has. As one judge saw it, Travelers got Â“something for nothing.Â”

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1 First?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 11:15 AM (QB3JR)

2 But Joe the Plumber was a real fake.

Posted by: Vinman at September 27, 2012 11:15 AM (nEvyg)

3 LOL, this is a felony if I am not mistaken. Also, I think the feds may allow you to plead a case in their court if not a member in the applicable State, but you must be licensed to practice in at least one State.

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:16 AM (YdQQY)

4 Warren succeeded in that mission, successfully arguing Travelers case before the U.S. Supreme Court. She was paid $212,000 by Travelers from 2008 to 2010. Damned rethuglikans and their evil corporate masters....

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 27, 2012 11:16 AM (UZQM8)

5 OT, but check the link on Drudge to the Weekly Standard showing the two photos of Bibi that the AP & Rueters ran.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 11:16 AM (QB3JR)

6 Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:16 PM (QB3JR) National Enquire to suggest BiBi is neo-Hitler in 3...2...

Posted by: cajun carrot at September 27, 2012 11:17 AM (UZQM8)

7 I've got the Bibi pictures for the next post.

Posted by: ace at September 27, 2012 11:18 AM (LCRYB)

8 Can someone find out what god Scott Brown prays and/or sacrifices to?

Posted by: Adam at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (/YJYi)

9 One area of the law Ms Warren should avoid is real property.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (0muQ0)

10 Â“Ugh. My people live on this land long before paleface come from across Big Water; we practice jurisprudence according to word of Great Spirit, not recognize stains on big white leaf that Paleface call his Â‘lawsÂ’. Ugh.Â”

Posted by: Liz W at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (e8kgV)

What's the bombshell? That Indians are genetically sneaky?

We already knew that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, CEO - Dark Times Solutions, LLC at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (+JIjV)

12 A phake phuckin lawyer, well phuck me!

Posted by: Samual Phucking Jackson at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (CZrbJ)

13 Here I stand, the god of your desire / Set the world on fire / I have this
power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick
womancing / And then a shower. / Down ballot minions constantly suwwound
me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their
lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some wrest.

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly” Obama at September 27, 2012 11:19 AM (e8kgV)

14 Her mother told her she passed the Massachusetts bar exam. It's part of her heritage.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 27, 2012 11:20 AM (frbyY)

15 Needs a Hello Kitty! cartoon.

No, a FLAMING Hello Kitty! cartoon with high cheekbones.

Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2012 11:20 AM (bAGA/)

16 Meanwhile, in Hell, the barbed cock of Satan is having his turn with the Kennedy seat.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 11:20 AM (QB3JR)

17 After checking I find that an attorney practicing in federal court must be admitted to the "federal bar" for the district they are pleading in.

So if she was pleading a federal case without being a member of the federal bar she was in violation.

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:20 AM (YdQQY)

18 I thought so.

Posted by: Nobody, Ever at September 27, 2012 11:20 AM (I2LwF)

Typical liberal.

They figure that the rules don't apply to them.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 11:21 AM (l5RhJ)

20 She still has a good chance of winning. She's running for Teddy Kennedy's old seat. Compared to him, she a saint.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 27, 2012 11:22 AM (frbyY)

21 Lieawatha claims relation to two tribes now, per her latest teevee spot. She is not only part Cherokee, but part Delaware Indian, too.

Only in MA could an out-and-out fraud like Fauxcahontas continue to run -- and receive support.

Well, maybe also in CA and IL, but there ya go.

She's as big a fake as Choom Boy, and that's really saying something.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 27, 2012 11:22 AM (ZgX/g)

22 Wampum

Posted by: Pete at September 27, 2012 11:22 AM (W2qJe)

23 That story got knocked down, sort of, because people contended that's not a problem. Federal courts make up their own rules about what lawyers can appear before them, and they permit lawyers from whatever state to argue cases that are about federal issues and Constitutional law.

Which still fails to address how she could hold herself out an atty in MA without being licensed there. Did she have an office in NJ or TX?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 27, 2012 11:22 AM (CdCPN)

24 Crucifixion is too good for her.

Posted by: Randolf Scott at September 27, 2012 11:23 AM (e8kgV)

25 There's a new twist.

Oooo, tell me more!

Posted by: M Night Shyamalan at September 27, 2012 11:23 AM (+Ji6N)

26 I'm afraid the scummier she is shown to be, the more attractive to masshole voters she will also be...

Posted by: M. Murcek at September 27, 2012 11:23 AM (GJUgF)

27 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 11:23 AM (6o4Fb)

28 But the Cherokee have their own laws

Posted by: Elizabeth Lying Dog Warren at September 27, 2012 11:24 AM (SkyIE)

29 The question is, "is she licensed at all"?

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:24 AM (YdQQY)

30 Maybe if, drunk out of her mind, she sits in the muddy road outside of a saloon peddling hand woven blankets, we will at least believe the Indian part.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 11:24 AM (QB3JR)

31 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 11:24 AM (8y9MW)

32 Pfft. Dickie Blumentahal was elected a senator in Connecticut after he lied about military service. Do we think the folks of Mass. will care about Liawatha as long as she has a "D" after her name?

Posted by: RushBabe, Infidelicious at September 27, 2012 11:24 AM (tQHzJ)

33 I knew there was fire under that smoke.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 27, 2012 11:25 AM (5H6zj)

The federal bar can do what it wants. You can't hang out a shingle in a state, practice law in that state, and not get into trouble with that state's bar, no matter if it is on a federal or state matter. Try it and see.

Posted by: ejo at September 27, 2012 11:25 AM (LV3jS)

35 Don't trust a woman with an institutional hairdo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 11:25 AM (8J5St)

36 Heh, perhaps Rob Lowe can become a reporter... Rob Lowe ✔ @RobLowe POTUS bringing it re: Ambassador Stephens. Will he explain why our heroes had inadequate security?

Posted by: RWC at September 27, 2012 11:25 AM (fWAjv)

37 This thread is way short on Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe jokes. So far.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 11:25 AM (QB3JR)

38 28 I'm afraid the scummier she is shown to be, the more attractive to masshole voters she will also be... Posted by: M. Murcek at September 27, 2012 03:23 --------------------- SOMEBODY has to protect her from the evil republican attacks!

Posted by: masshole voters at September 27, 2012 11:26 AM (pMGkg)

39 That whole distinction between state and federal law was bullshit anyway. If you have a law office in MA, its no excuse to say, "but I only advise on issues of federal law." If you hold yourself out as an attorney of any kind in the state, you must be licensed by the state bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 27, 2012 11:26 AM (QKKT0)

40 LOL, flaming wampum skull.

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:26 AM (YdQQY)

41 So did phaux-a-hauntus get her phree phuckin phone?

Phake lawyer or not she should get a phree phuckin o'barky phone!

Posted by: Samual Phucking Jackson at September 27, 2012 11:26 AM (CZrbJ)

42 I see this race as a two-for. If Obama wins, Warren wins. If Obama loses, Warren loses. In other words, we're either gonna be stuck with both of these liars or rid of both of them forever.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 11:26 AM (jUytm)

43 Speaking of Scott Brown DCOEE tweeted anti brown tweet which has since been deleted. Heh

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 27, 2012 11:27 AM (5H6zj)

44 But teh VIDEO!

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:28 AM (YdQQY)

45 I hope that skull's indian headband is made of non-flammable asbestos.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:28 AM (AZGON)

46 I'm an Indian outlaw, Half Cherokee and Choctaw, My baby she's a Chippewa, She's a one of a kind. Shit, wrong song.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at September 27, 2012 11:28 AM (Mec1r)

Ah....there it is....the Flaming Fauxcahontas Skull!

Ha.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 11:29 AM (l5RhJ)

48 She's faker than me! Woof!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at September 27, 2012 11:29 AM (wIgpo)

49

She's established precedent. Even is she loses to Brown, Warren could still go to Washington and be a Senator without a license.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 27, 2012 11:30 AM (frbyY)

50 Asbestos is the new Smallpox.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 11:30 AM (8J5St)

51 So now she's "sue" Indian? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Pete at September 27, 2012 11:30 AM (W2qJe)

52 A Fauxyer if you will. Lyin' Beaver.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 27, 2012 11:30 AM (jucos)

53 But making fun of her with tomahawk chops is RACIST!

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:30 AM (YdQQY)

54 Elizabeth Warren in... TRAIL OF TALES

Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 11:31 AM (jUytm)

55 Squaw? Naw. At Law? Naw. Haw-Haw.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 27, 2012 11:31 AM (Jdtsu)

31 The question is, "is she licensed at all"?

And when did she get licensed? ....Getting licensed after-the-fact, doesn't really count.

Posted by: wheatie at September 27, 2012 11:31 AM (l5RhJ)

57 That skull is both racist and misogynistic

Posted by: BCochran1981 at September 27, 2012 11:31 AM (da5Wo)

58 In other words, we're either gonna be stuck with both of these liars or rid of both of them forever. Posted by: soothsayer at September 27, 2012 03:26 PM

From what I see here in the political sewer that is MA, I think you're being over-optimistic. The state will go for Choom Boy, who continues the proud tradition of Devil Patrick, John F'n Kerry, Bawney Fwank and of course the Great Statesman himself, Ted "Killer" Kennedy. I doubt it will even be close.

Lieawatha, on the other hand, has to contend with a nice moderate Democrat-in-Republican-clothes in Scott Brown. They can vote for him without wavering much from their traditional liberal sickness.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 27, 2012 11:31 AM (ZgX/g)

59 Credit where credit is due, Mark Thompson not only put up a new post saying he doesn't think the case is weak, he updated the old post and he directly emailed Prof. Jacobson about it. Good for him. There's all kinds of undercurrents about legal ethics (I know, I know) going on with this but one of them is this - if the bar doesn't police itself, those outside the bar will. The bar does not want that to happen. Thus, there are those who may be on her side politically who will hold her to account because of the longer term implications. It is inexplicable to me why she did not seek reciprocal admission in MA. If she'd been licensed in NJ for several years, which it appears she was, then it shouldn't have been that difficult to get admitted in MA as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 27, 2012 11:32 AM (VtjlW)

60 Will you white Europeans never tire of oppressing the Noble Red Man?

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at September 27, 2012 11:32 AM (QKKT0)

61 Yes, an associate law professor with a blog is doing the dirty work of real journalism on this one. Kudos to Prof. Jacobson

Posted by: TD at September 27, 2012 11:32 AM (+uFux)

62 Bar exams? We don't need no stinkin' bar exams. Now bite me where the land crabs roam.

Posted by: Liz 'Slinging Bull' Warren at September 27, 2012 11:32 AM (ccXZP)

63 Reminds me of a song from when I was in HS:

They took the whole Cherokee nation
put us on this reservation
took away our way of life
Tomahawk and bow and knife and law license
Took away our native tongue
taught their English to our young
and all the beards we made by hand
are nowadays made in japan
Cherokee people
Cherokee tribe
so proud you lived
so proud you died

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:33 AM (YdQQY)

64 Have you ever seen Fauxchahontas in her amicus briefs? Heap big deal.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:33 AM (AZGON)

65 She ain't one of ours.

Posted by: Qanah Parker at September 27, 2012 11:34 AM (QKKT0)

66 "As reported earlier by Globe reporter Noah Bierman, Travelers hired Warren to represent the insurance company in its fight to gain permanent immunity from asbestos-related lawsuits; in exchange for that immunity, the insurance company said it would establish a $500 million trust for current and future victims of asbestos poisoning. Warren succeeded in that mission, successfully arguing Travelers case before the U.S. Supreme Court. She was paid $212,000 by Travelers from 2008 to 2010." The other stuff about who she can represent where is noise. THIS is the story to voters. We have a Democrat Woman who claims to stand for the little guy. She is representing a 'big guy' client to 'screw' the little guy. Scott Brown should start running ads about this immediately.

Posted by: Pimp with a limp at September 27, 2012 11:34 AM (3Uns6)

67 #5 And our stocks will rise HIGH!

Posted by: gaseous clay at September 27, 2012 11:34 AM (FLFli)

68 It is inexplicable to me why she did not seek reciprocal admission in MA.

Because she's a Liberal "Minority" and doesn't think the law should apply to her.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 11:35 AM (8y9MW)

69 Don't celebrate yet. These Masshole voters kept sending Ted Kennedy back to the Senate for over thirty years. They are completely capable of screwing the pooch yet again.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at September 27, 2012 11:36 AM (8qoXL)

70 Is what she did worse than killing a girl by drowning her and then running away like a scared little boy? I mean this is Mass, right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2012 11:36 AM (oSFWF)

71 I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A CROOK.

Posted by: Mass lib voter at September 27, 2012 11:36 AM (H5i76)

72 http://tinyurl.com/328bzwa Europe - Cherokee Lizzie song

Posted by: Evilpens at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (ck76k)

After the election Lizzie can walk around pretending she is a US Senator.

Ya know, since she is getting really good at the fakery thing.

Posted by: Exile at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (GGCsk)

74 Jacobson claims to have more on this coming out. It seems he's at least partially using the Breitbart tactic of trickling info out so that the opposition trips all over their dicks refuting the initial claims with stuff contradicted by facts that he later reveals.

IANAL but it seems like he's really doing yeoman's work on this stuff too.

Posted by: Highsmith at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (uwaMU)

75 As much as I want this dumb bint to lose,my focus this year is on one race mostly.Yeah,you know which one.God, I want him out so fucking bad.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (6o4Fb)

76 Sure, go ahead and make fun of the noble Native Americans. Another group that Romney will lose soundly. Now, I'm off to my peace pipe enema.

Posted by: Jon at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

77 Massachusetts has all the best political clowns: Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy; Barney "Brownies and Boys Make Me Sleepy" Frank; John "Vietnam Fantasies" Kerry; John "Whitey is My Brother" Bulger; Elizabeth "No Shingle on My Tepee" Warren.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 27, 2012 11:37 AM (iAUf+)

78 Posted by: Countrysquire at September 27, 2012 03:16 PM According to @CatPolitics on Twitter, Fox ran the pictures as well. The other two are no surprise but that Fox would do the same is disappointing.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at September 27, 2012 11:38 AM (ucTQD)

79 Is Martha Coakley still available?

Posted by: Massachusetts Democrat Party at September 27, 2012 11:38 AM (QB3JR)

80 Elizabeth Warren is Lee van Cleef in: Death Rides A Horseface

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:38 AM (AZGON)

81 Honestly, Warren's efforts to protect businesses from asbestos lawsuits is the only point in her favor from where I sit.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 27, 2012 11:38 AM (r4wIV)

82 Hahaha, palefaces. I taught 4 credit hours of courses at Haaavard last year and got paid $350k plus bennies.

You're just jealous.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Blue Eyed Cherokee" Warren at September 27, 2012 11:38 AM (ccXZP)

83 Is what she did worse than killing a girl by drowning her and then running away like a scared little boy? I mean this is Mass, right? Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2012 03:36 PM (oSFWF) ----------------------------------------------------- Ummmm, to be fayuh. Mary Jo did not drown. She, ahhhhh, suffocated.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 27, 2012 11:39 AM (jucos)

84 >>Can someone find out what god Scott Brown prays and/or sacrifices to? Unreal isn't it? He couldn't have asked for two more inept opponents.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2012 11:39 AM (TMB3S)

85 The white man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2012 11:39 AM (csPFr)

86 In SC, and it is probably similar everywhere:

Admissions to the South Carolina Bar are administered by the Supreme Court of the state. Qualifications and procedure prescribed for the admission are given in the South Carolina Appellate Court Rules governing the practice of law.

Rule 402 prescribes that an applicant should be at least twenty-one (21) years of age in order to be admitted to practice of law in South Carolina. An applicant should have a J.D. or LL.B degree from an American Bar Association approved law school. All applicants are required to pass the Bar exam.

The exam consists of essay questions and Multistate Bar Examination. Applicants are also required to clear the Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination (MPRE) with a scaled score of at least seventy-seven (77).

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:39 AM (YdQQY)

87 I have reservations about this Warren character.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 11:40 AM (8J5St)

88 Posted by: Adam at September27,2012 03:19 PM(/YJYi) Some federal office having to do with elections Tweeted "Really, Scott Brown?" and a Media Matters link. Several conservatives got screen caps, which was good since it was quickly erased.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at September 27, 2012 11:40 AM (ucTQD)

89 86 Well it IS Msssachusetts and she can still win.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 11:40 AM (6o4Fb)

90 Cher wept.

Posted by: eleven at September 27, 2012 11:40 AM (KXm42)

91 What, you all laughed when you watched My Cousin Vinny you hypocrites!!! Clearly this is dog whistle racism somehow... give me time.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 27, 2012 11:40 AM (r4wIV)

92 It is inexplicable to me why she did not seek reciprocal admission in MA. If she'd been licensed in NJ for several years, which it appears she was, then it shouldn't have been that difficult to get admitted in MA as well. Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 27, 2012 03:32 PM

A question you might have an answer for, as I don't:

All during the time Lieawatha has been handling cases for big-bucks clients, she has been listing her office at Hah-vud as her law office. This is shown on all the documents produced (so far) in bloggy places.

It strikes me that running a business from space in a tax-exempt institution is of questionable legality. Does that apply to minority/female Democrats, too?

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (ZgX/g)

9 -

Probably the same one as Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

94 The Bar association? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (r4wIV)

95 God, I want him out so fucking bad.

If the D's lose the big one, but keep the Senate, that's almost a dream for them. They can do a ton of subsurface damage. We desperately need both.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (csPFr)

96 Maybe the Massachusetts bar didn't admit her because they were all full up with Cherokees already. Gotta maintain diversity and all that.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (8qoXL)

97 I'm so disappointed in you, Elizabeth. So disappointed.

Posted by: Sequoyah at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (cCfZq)

Daa-na daa-na danalan-daa

::Tomahawk chop::

Posted by: eleven at September 27, 2012 11:41 AM (KXm42)

99 Honestly I'm confident Brown will win comfortably. I mean these are the people that kept reelecting Murtha and Kennedy no matter what they did. I think voting for the incumbent is require by law or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 27, 2012 11:42 AM (r4wIV)

100 All during the time Lieawatha has been handling cases for big-bucks clients

Me shoot and skin big-buck no problem.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warrin at September 27, 2012 11:42 AM (csPFr)

101

hi morons. I'm in DC *spit* for my grandfather's 66th military reunion and was walking past fort myer with a cousin of mine who's in the marines. In the parking lot just southwest of the arlington cemetary I did a brief bumper sticker inventory:

2: Obama 2008 (faded)

1: Obama 2012 (magnetized)

1:Obama/Kaine/Connolly 2012

nothing else. ugh. not eeyoring, just pissed.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker what is posting from a sheraton lobby at September 27, 2012 11:42 AM (emnyY)

102 87 Hah,one of Maiden's worst,pussy songs.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 11:42 AM (6o4Fb)

103 Elizabeth Warren will have you in stitches as Cleavon Little in: Blazing Sacajawea

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:42 AM (AZGON)

104 Does that apply to minority/female Democrats, too?

Of course not. FemaleFauxIndianDemocratum is nearly as impenetrable as BlackDemocratum.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (8y9MW)

105 >>>Yes, an associate law professor with a blog is doing the dirty work of real journalism on this one. Will he sioux her?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (8J5St)

106

Death Rides A Horseface

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 03:38 PM (AZGON)

Hey, I'm looking for a movie Part!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (lZBBB)

107 Breaking: MSNBC reporting that Elizabeth Warren's smallpox infection has been traced to a blanket presented by Sen. Brown as a gift following their recent debate.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (+lsX1)

108 89 I have reservations about this Warren character. Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 03:40 PM (8J5St) And your chief one would be?

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (53riN)

109 She'll be judged in the same trial as Corzine, Geithner and Holder

Posted by: Beto at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (+I8Mq)

110 new centered post up

Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (YdQQY)

111 Because she's a Liberal "Minority" and doesn't think the law should apply to her. Actually I think it's more that she's a Haaaaahvahd professor and thus the same. Having had to explain to lawyers that, no, you can't just file that there, I need to get you admitted first and, yes, you have to pay that $500 and, yes, you need to get someone to sponsor that pro hac petition, and, no, I'm not being a picky cunt about it, I am a teeny tiny itsy bitsy bit sympathetic to the proposition that remembering to dot that i and cross that t is really annoying. But I made sure it was done each and every time. Ms. I Make $350k A Year has no excuse for not hiring competent staff to make sure she did as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Stop. SMOD time. at September 27, 2012 11:43 AM (VtjlW)

112 97 Intellectually I am aware,emotionally,I just want that fucker out.

Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2012 11:44 AM (6o4Fb)

113 State borders are barriers of the white man. The people of the Indian nations see only an open and free land where tort law can be practiced.

Posted by: Sackashit Warren at September 27, 2012 11:44 AM (QB3JR)

114 Will he sioux her? Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 03:43 PM

No, but she might be up a Creek.

I Hopi so, anyway.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 27, 2012 11:44 AM (ZgX/g)

115 Posted by: Y-not on the phoneatSeptember27,2012 03:27 PM (5H6zj) Lol, shoulda known someone beat me to it. Figured if I took the time to read the thread it would be guaranteed though.

Posted by: Polliwogette, Teahada hobbit who wants some R&R at September 27, 2012 11:45 AM (ucTQD)

116 If the voters of Massachusetts elect this woman, I think we should kick MA out of the Union. We can do just fine with 49 states.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at September 27, 2012 11:46 AM (F0o5k)

117 Elizabeth Warren steals the screen in Sergio Leone's classic: The Good, The Bad, And The Unlicensed

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:46 AM (AZGON)

118 >>> 89 I have reservations about this Warren character. And your chief one would be? Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 27, 2012 03:43 PM (53riN) Her incessant squaw-king nonsense.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 11:46 AM (8J5St)

119 Elizabeth Warren's smallpox infection has been traced to a blanket presented by Sen. Brown as a gift Perhaps it was a loincloth from the Playboy shoot.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at September 27, 2012 11:47 AM (AZGON)

120

What the story didn't mention is that the 212,000 that Warren was paid by Travelers was actually in beads, whiskey and blankets. She apparently declined the beaver pelts as she already had enough.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2012 11:47 AM (X7wAM)

121 This may be my new favorite flaming skull!

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2012 11:49 AM (9wOfB)

122 Isn't practicing law without a license a felony in Massachusetts? Won't she have to withdraw?

Posted by: Interested Party at September 27, 2012 11:52 AM (m1NGX)

123 Victims of asbestos? 90% of those victims are presently in their late 70's early 80"s and have been life time smokers. Any asbestos markers are questionable. Its been the plaintiff's bar stolen pot of gold and they ain't letting it go. That she represented the defendant's is at least one positive check mark for her even if she probably only did it for a paycheck.

Posted by: polynikes at September 27, 2012 11:53 AM (m2CN7)

124 103 hi morons. I'm in DC *spit* for my grandfather's 66th military reunion and was walking past fort myer with a cousin of mine who's in the marines. In the parking lot just southwest of the arlington cemetary I did a brief bumper sticker inventory:
2: Obama 2008 (faded)
1: Obama 2012 (magnetized)
1:Obama/Kaine/Connolly 2012
nothing else. ugh. not eeyoring, just pissed.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker what is posting from a sheraton lobby ..................................Fear not. Where I live in the Peoples Republic Of Minnesota I am hardly seeing any Obama stickers or yard signs. The place was crawling with them. This time, nary a one. Conservatives in my experience usually don't do the bumper sticker thing because A) We don't live by the typical lefty bumpersticker mentality. And B) We're afraid some liberal douche like a Occupy fuck or some MSNBC CNN Twat are going to vandalize our cars. So don't get disheartened.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2012 11:54 AM (X7wAM)

125 31 The question is, "is she licensed at all"? Posted by: Vic at September 27, 2012 03:24 PM (YdQQY) _________________ Apparently her Texas license has been inactive since 1992. It is not clear what the status of her NJ license has been. She resigned from the NJ bar a couple of weeks ago, giving rise to speculation that she may have been trying to hide her former status there. Once a lawyer has resigned, the NJ bar does not release information about their prior membership status. But in some interviews, Warren reportedly said that her NJ bar membership was inactive "for years." So the question now is, during the years she was practicing in federal courts from her Cambridge office, did she actually have an active law license in any state? If not, she was engaged in the unauthorized practice of law -- at a fee of $675 an hour!

Posted by: Observer at September 27, 2012 11:54 AM (/sohm)

126 this unlicensed back alley rusty coat hanger shystering has to end!

Posted by: PR at September 27, 2012 11:54 AM (KHo8t)

127 The Hekawi live an indeterminate distance from Fort Courage, though the directions to the camp are shared in one episode: "Make right turn at (the) big rock that looks like (a) bear, them make left turn at big bear that look like rock". The Hekawi tribe supposedly derived their name from an incident in which the tribe became lost mid-migration, and after wandering the plains for weeks and falling off a cliff, one of the braves asks "Where the heck are we?", which then became "We're the Hekawi" The original name for the tribe, 'Fugawi', was to be changed after the censors discovered the sentence "Where the Fugawi?"[ Is she a member of this tribe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2012 11:55 AM (oSFWF)

128 What the fuck does it matter? She'll get a free pass on it and get elected. Same with the other Senate Dems and Obama. Did you know that Sherrod Brown is literally a wife beater? He has a criminal complaint against him for domestic battery. It doesn't matter. He's still going to win. This Republic is finished.

Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2012 11:57 AM (0Q9ua)

129 130: Take it to the survivalist blogs or piss off troll whichever applies

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2012 11:59 AM (dkExz)

130 131 130: Take it to the survivalist blogs or piss off troll whichever applies

Eat a dick you fucking faggot. That's reality.

Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2012 11:59 AM (0Q9ua)

131 ok still she's in federal court.. It doesn't matter what law they're applying. But she needs to be admitted to federal court and be licensed, uh, somewhere..

Posted by: jeanne at September 27, 2012 12:01 PM (GdalM)

132 DC is the only place in America better off under Obama, its going to be big time in his favor.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 27, 2012 12:01 PM (r4wIV)

133 at a fee of $675 an hour!

Posted by: Observer at September 27, 2012 03:54>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>........................I think that price is a little steep for some cowboy and Indian role playing. For that price it better come with the full Teepe.

Posted by: Ellitot Spitzer at September 27, 2012 12:01 PM (X7wAM)

134 I am starting to cry for my homeland.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at September 27, 2012 12:02 PM (l3vZN)

135
How many forked tongues does Lieawatha have?

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at September 27, 2012 12:03 PM (Hq48F)

136 137
How many forked tongues does Lieawatha have?

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at September 27, 2012 ...................Well, shit. Nobody said anything about a forked tongue. No wonder why the $675.00 per hour. Why didn't someone tell me!

Posted by: Ellitot Spitzer at September 27, 2012 12:04 PM (X7wAM)

137 Ace, whether she is practicing law in the state or federal courts, she is still running a business in Mass. and she must have a business licence and pay local taxes.

Posted by: Redd at September 27, 2012 12:06 PM (guxHP)

138 "Me smell Moe Hican burning. Me last Moe Hican, must be me!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - I am Cliff Claven at September 27, 2012 12:08 PM (hLRSq)

139 133 That's not accurate. If you are acting as a lawyer in a state, meeting with clients in a state and working in that state as a lawyer, you better be licensed as a lawyer in that state. It doesn't matter if you are solely doing federal work-you are a lawyer in that state with an office.

Posted by: ejo at September 27, 2012 12:08 PM (LV3jS)

140 Robert Thomas Price Jr. borrowed about $105,000 for his tuition at Harrisburg Area Community College from 2005 and 2007, federal authorities say.

It doesnÂ’t cost anywhere near that much to study at HACC, though.

So Price, 45, of Newport, is facing federal student loan fraud and mail fraud charges.

A U.S. Middle District Court indictment alleges that Price spent much of the loan money on crack cocaine, cars, motorcycles, jewelry, tattoos and video games.

He said that if convicted Price could receive up to 20 years in prison and $250,000 in fines.

Posted by: South Hampton Institute of Technology at September 27, 2012 12:11 PM (e8kgV)

141

I have reservations about this Warren character.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 27, 2012 03:40 PM (8J5St)

And your chief one would be?

She speakem with forked tongue.

Posted by: RushBabe, Infidelicious at September 27, 2012 12:11 PM (tQHzJ)

142 The original name for the tribe, 'Fugawi', was to be changed after the censors discovered the sentence "Where the Fugawi?"

Is she a member of this tribe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 27, 2012 03:55 PM (oSFWF)

---------

Dunno about Dances with Cheekbones' faux-venance, but I can tell you that the brave and noble Fugawi apparently settled down and became makers of historically accurate period-reproduction shoes:

http://www.fugawee.com/

:-)

(Not meaning any slam on the Fugawee company, which seems to have a good reputation for historical accuracy and workmanship among historical reenactors. I've never bought anything from them, but someday a pair of their "Victorias" shall be mine -- unless Alexthechick buys 'em all first!) :-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2012 12:15 PM (9wOfB)

143 Love the flaming skull, Ace...nice cheekbones.

I briefly saw the debate between Fauxahontas and Brown.

If you mated Warren with Reid would their children be rabbits? She is rabbity like him with the same measured, soft-kitty voice. Not sure if she is as constipated in the way she walks, but they do seem like twins separated at birth.

I'll say one thing for most of the GOP, they have better genetics (example: Waxman and/or Weiner. Or DWS. Multiple choice). He may be a MA Republican (which is similar to a Dem), but he is a good-looking man.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at September 27, 2012 12:16 PM (baL2B)

144 In theory, the United States likes large breasts. In practice, the United Stastes likes large breasts as long as theyÂ’re on the right body. That means bigger women have bigger chests, smaller women have smaller chests. The average American bra size was once a 34B, now itÂ’s a 36D, according to Tomima Edmark, founder of online lingerie retailer HerRoom. (There is some dispute on this: WomenÂ’s Wear Daily cited the median in 2010 as 36DD.) Breasts have grown and so have waistlines; bigger women, bigger chests.

Posted by: Obama's retirement planner at September 27, 2012 12:16 PM (e8kgV)

145 Fauxcohontas II: Trial of Tears

Posted by: toby928© at September 27, 2012 12:17 PM (QupBk)

146 I am starting to cry for my homeland. --- Why? What's wrong with Italy?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 12:35 PM (aHR5E)

147 ...This Republic is finished.

Posted by: Naes at September 27, 2012 03:57 PM (0Q9ua)

I understand the feeling, Naes (Sean?). I'm feeling pretty gloomy today, too. But whether we win or lose, we still have to fight with all our hearts and souls -- and what's more, with our brains. If we do lose the Republic, we'll just have to make up our minds to get it back, is all.

Think of it this way: Suppose Obagman and his merry band of socialists and crooks does take the trifecta (WH, Senate, House). What then? Whatever they put in place won't be sustainable. Do you suppose for one second that our enemies won't swoop in to attack, seeing how weak and confused our response will be? (As proved by current events in Libya.) As terrible as that will be -- many millions of innocent people will die, including many of us posting on this very thread -- the American people will demand an effective war leader. At which point, either they will throw Obagman out at the ballot box, or if that is no longer possible, then in some kind of coup.

I reiterate, this will be terrible beyond description. But Obagman and his crew cannot prevail forever. The Soviet Union fell -- so will they.

Make sure you vote. Give what you can to your candidates' campaigns. If you are convinced that we will lose, then make up your mind to lose gallantly and go down fighting.

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2012 12:36 PM (9wOfB)

148 Wasn't this all explained in Lizzy Big Medicine Warren's new book entitled, "Tribal Counselor?"

Posted by: Fritz at September 27, 2012 12:40 PM (vm7ot)

149 148 I am starting to cry for my homeland.

---

Why? What's wrong with Italy?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at September 27, 2012 04:35 PM (aHR5E)

First of all, hee hee. :-)

Secondly, what's wrong with Italy is the same thing that's wrong with the rest of Europe: birthrate below replacement, no jobs, socialist economy teetering on the brink of collapse, worthless currency.

I'll cry for Italy, too. A beautiful, doomed country full of wonderful, crazy, doomed people. Not to mention ancient, beautiful, doomed art -- I wouldn't bet a wooden nickel on the survival chances of any of the cathedrals, art collections, or even Roman ruins once the Religion of Pieces takes over.

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2012 12:42 PM (9wOfB)

150 FYI, whether a case involves state law or federal law doesn't really impact who can represent whom in federal court. The issue is whether you're admitted before the particular federal court or not admitted before the particular federal court. If you're admitted to that particular federal court then you're admitted. End of story. If you're not admitted to that specific federal court but the argument relates to a pending federal case in another federal court, in which you are duly admitted, then that's OK too. If it's a one-time thing (e.g., a one-off motion hearing) it's OK pro forma. If it's a steady thing then you'll need a temporary admission to the other federal court, which is obtained with routine and basic paperwork. It's called being admitted pro hac vice. But if you're not admitted to a federal court and there's no direct tie to a case in a federal court in which you are admitted, and you don't get admitted pro hac vice, then you can't just go willy nilly representing people in whatever federal court you wish. Come on, let's get real. I can't go and handle a brand new Title VII case in a federal court in Massachusetts on the grounds that, hey, I'm admitted to all the federal courts in California, and, hell, Title VII is a federal law. Again, come on. Get real. Doesn't work that way. Never has. Never will.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 27, 2012 01:50 PM (pmsMR)

151 I'm gonna say it... caught RED handed.

Posted by: DANEgerus at September 27, 2012 02:14 PM (e3/KR)

152 Wouldn't you love to see Ambulance chasing John Edwards(D) facing off against Elizabeth Warren(D) defending the insurance company?

Would it result in the spontaneous creation of a 1/64th Indian love child?

Posted by: DANEgerus at September 27, 2012 02:17 PM (e3/KR)

153 In fairness somebody had to put the breaks on the asbestos lawsuit industry. The insurance co's liability had been expanded so much that the entire US Property Casualty insurance industry was in jeopardy (well, certain very large insurance groups and reinsurers were in enormous jeopardy due to the ever expanding pool of possible litigants and the out of control fraud. Systemically their insolvency would have had enormous consequences if for no other reason than the loss of the writing capacity they brought and the extreme unlikelihood that other investors would be looking to jump in and put their capital at risk). I'm sure she didn't make any friends with the trial lawyers bar on that deal.

Posted by: Big E at September 27, 2012 02:36 PM (Vn0cP)

154

103 hi morons. I'm in DC *spit* for my grandfather's 66th military reunion and was walking past fort myer with a cousin of mine who's in the marines. In the parking lot just southwest of the arlington cemetary I did a brief bumper sticker inventory: 2: Obama 2008 (faded) 1: Obama 2012 (magnetized) 1:Obama/Kaine/Connolly 2012 nothing else. ugh. not eeyoring, just pissed.

So you're saw 4 Obama/Kaine stickers in DC and the DC suburbs of Northern Virginia? In a area that thrives on Big Government? My, what a surprise. That's like being disheartened because you spotted Obama stickers in Berkeley or Madison.

Posted by: Donna V. at September 27, 2012 03:25 PM (dcIHW)

155 $#38;

Posted by: m at September 30, 2012 03:32 PM (m2ihW)

156 $#38

Posted by: m at September 30, 2012 03:32 PM (m2ihW)

157 #38

Posted by: m at September 30, 2012 03:32 PM (m2ihW)

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