July 06, 2012
— CAC The all-bacon burger has been created.
Behold:
Not only that, it is right here in Southern California. I need new pants.
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This was obviously developed by a republican Limbaugh supporter.
Posted by: TrishaG at July 06, 2012 03:30 PM (P3ww6)
Two filthy animal burgers, medium well, a side of chili-cheese fries, and an Orange 50/50 milkshake, to go. Please.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 06, 2012 03:32 PM (Jdtsu)
The 'merica burger; for when the original Slaters 50/50 (half ground beef, half ground bacon) just isn't manly enough
And their 50/50 is outstanding
Posted by: Defector01 at July 06, 2012 03:32 PM (rLDM0)
There's too much bread on it.
Replace the bun with two chicken breasts....then it would be perfect.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 03:33 PM (MbB0O)
Too bad good food is expensive. I am gluten free.
Posted by: TrishaG at July 06, 2012 03:33 PM (P3ww6)
Posted by: wheatie
Replace the bun with 2 pulled-pork sandwiches and you may have something.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 06, 2012 03:35 PM (Ou1jg)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at July 06, 2012 03:35 PM (ualnC)
Posted by: Chris Christie at July 06, 2012 03:35 PM (0d0K7)
Posted by: Fritz at July 06, 2012 03:36 PM (02fNe)
12....Replace the bun with 2 pulled-pork sandwiches and you may have something.
Mmm....I love pulled-pork sandwiches....with very thin-sliced bread though.
Hey, maybe two slabs of brisket instead of the bun!
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 03:37 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 06, 2012 03:39 PM (Ou1jg)
Go into seclusion before it's too late.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 06, 2012 03:42 PM (Ou1jg)
Replace the bun with two chicken breasts....then it would be perfect.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 07:33 PM (MbB0O)
haha,
when i go out for steak, i just move everything to the side of the plate and eat the steak, and eyeball my husbands.
Posted by: willow at July 06, 2012 03:43 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at July 06, 2012 03:44 PM (Bxm/r)
Posted by: David, Concerned Conservative Expressing Concerning Concerns About Concern Trolls[/i] at July 06, 2012 03:44 PM (pcnpf)
Nuthin' wrong with bacon. Fat, either. I had to have an arteriogram done 18 months ago - I am a walking "poster child" for a heart attack. Unfortunately for the cardiologist, my arteries are COMPLETELY clear.....
Yeah - I eat lots of fat. Too bad it isn't as "bad" for you as they would like it too be.
Carbs, on the other hand.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 06, 2012 03:44 PM (0xqzf)
I love bacon as much as anyone, but I've always considered it the world's perfect side rather than a main course.
20 pieces to go with your waffles counts as a side, right?
Posted by: fiatbooomer at July 06, 2012 03:44 PM (E6r9E)
One of these must be placed in the doorway of every mosque in the country.
Or would that be a waste of good bacon?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 06, 2012 03:45 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2012 03:46 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 06, 2012 03:47 PM (22rSN)
For dessert? Penis.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 06, 2012 03:49 PM (Ou1jg)
CAC, you guys just now figured that out?
California really is a different place in space and time.
Next thing you know you guys will try to put avocado on it or something.
Oh wait!
Posted by: ErikW at July 06, 2012 03:49 PM (k4Dqr)
27 I have had that burger, unfortunately, it doesn't really taste very good.
No?
Maybe it's the "bacon island dressing" that they put on it.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 03:49 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 06, 2012 03:50 PM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 06, 2012 03:51 PM (9TTOe)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 03:51 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Mohamhed, the goat fucker at July 06, 2012 03:51 PM (Cydud)
Posted by: teej channeling guess whoo at July 06, 2012 03:51 PM (9ek7+)
Posted by: Traitor John Roberts at July 06, 2012 03:52 PM (zGpei)
Delivered by a performance artist.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 06, 2012 03:53 PM (Jdtsu)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 06, 2012 03:54 PM (1on9R)
WTF. The stupid is strong in this. Course it is CA, so real pork BBQ is rare.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 06, 2012 03:54 PM (Cydud)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 06, 2012 03:55 PM (8g9qq)
23....haha,
when i go out for steak, i just move everything to the side of the plate and eat the steak, and eyeball my husbands.
Ha, willow.
My husband is the same way though...so we have a sort of unspoken agreement about respecting each others steak portions.
"Two ribeyes, with a filet mignon on the side"....is a frequent order for us.
Each.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 03:56 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: Bo'son Higgs says, "Get in my belly." at July 06, 2012 03:57 PM (R1Mya)
Posted by: Is this the room for arguments? at July 06, 2012 03:58 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: wierdflunky at July 06, 2012 03:58 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: toby928© at July 06, 2012 03:59 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2012 04:00 PM (wAQA5)
You mean, it isn't? ?
Posted by: Palookaville Peasant at July 06, 2012 04:01 PM (szPD/)
Posted by: teej at July 06, 2012 04:01 PM (Vdd8W)
Posted by: wierdflunky at July 06, 2012 04:01 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: awkward davies at July 06, 2012 04:01 PM (Jp1VY)
Posted by: toby928© at July 06, 2012 04:02 PM (QupBk)
When I was living in a certain muslim country people would often tell me that they don't eat pork because pigs are filthy animals that eat their own shit.
I would respond that they then turn that shit into tasty bacon, pork chops, ham, pork roast, etc. Making them wonderful, magical animals.
They generally didn't seem to appreciate my obvious logic.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 06, 2012 04:03 PM (iYwUw)
No fat involved, but it is hard as a rock. Off to microwave you little dead pig.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 06, 2012 04:04 PM (Cydud)
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Posted by: GnuBreed Solar at July 06, 2012 04:07 PM (ccXZP)
>>When I was living in a certain muslim country people would often tell me that they don't eat pork because pigs are filthy animals that eat their own shit.
I would respond that they then turn that shit into tasty bacon, pork chops, ham, pork roast, etc. Making them wonderful, magical animals.
They generally didn't seem to appreciate my obvious logic<<
You wasted your time using logic on adherents of a religion that tells them which hand to wipe their ass with?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 06, 2012 04:08 PM (QPG0C)
Posted by: sulla at July 06, 2012 04:08 PM (NocFh)
I always liked that guy .
For a yankee , anyway .
Posted by: awkward davies at July 06, 2012 08:01 PM (Jp1VY)
Cynical speculation based on him being a politician would be that with him not running for reelection the gravy train of perks for him has dried up.
Posted by: buzzion at July 06, 2012 04:09 PM (GULKT)
67....because pigs are filthy animals that eat their own shit.
Which only occurs when you don't feed them anything....and keep them penned up so that they can't go forage for something else.
Pigs are omnivores....they will eat anything to survive.
If there is something else around for them to eat, they will eat that before they resort to eating their own shit.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:09 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 08:09 PM (MbB0O)
Yup, reminds me of when the pigs ate my brother.
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 04:11 PM (MtwBb)
ground bacon? hope its prepared well done
Posted by: the same '12 at July 06, 2012 04:11 PM (xXhWA)
Looks like Twitter got tired of hearing from Lefties who cried seeing their hashes stolen and beaten up by the Right. They now have a hash option to only see twits from "People you follow".
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 06, 2012 04:12 PM (famk3)
Posted by: wierdflunky at July 06, 2012 04:12 PM (tlhtD)
I'd have you arrested and ask where you hid Alton Brown's body.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 06, 2012 04:13 PM (famk3)
Speaking of the bacon burger, any butcher can grind one, you just have to show up and ask.
I think it's called a chili grind.
Posted by: ErikW at July 06, 2012 04:14 PM (k4Dqr)
We can't afford to lose any seats in Congress.
I know that McCotter had expressed a lot of pro-Union views....probably because of where his seat is.
Does this mean that a Dem will take his seat this year?
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:15 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 06, 2012 04:17 PM (iYwUw)
79....Yup, reminds me of when the pigs ate my brother.
Pigs have often been used to dispose of pesky unwanted bodies.
It's the tattered remnants of clothing lying around that are incriminating.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:18 PM (MbB0O)
... written that nearly 700,000 meals were served that included fried chicken, roast pork sandwiches, ice cream and Georgia watermelon. The temperature soared to 100 degrees....
How did they keep ice cream from melting in 100 degree heat? Fried chicken and roast pork the traditional 4th of July feast?
Posted by: Deli LLama at July 06, 2012 04:18 PM (uv9eO)
This was obviously developed by a republican Limbaugh supporter.
Posted by: TrishaG at July 06, 2012 07:30 PM (P3ww6)
Rons' n' Ettes', I give you the post-op tranny, Lampshade!
Watch it's sentence structures and the shit it spews, and the tone. It is the exact same as raycon and lampshade.
Posted by: Pint at July 06, 2012 04:19 PM (7g1yh)
Posted by: Mr Wu at July 06, 2012 04:19 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2012 04:20 PM (Ts9tU)
Been down the Chattanooga a bunch. Before you needed a permit. Movie fucked up the river, too many ATL dickheads, like in the movie.
http://tinyurl.com/574lev
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 06, 2012 04:21 PM (Cydud)
Posted by: Deli LLama at July 06, 2012 04:22 PM (uv9eO)
They generally didn't seem to appreciate my obvious logic. Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 06, 2012 08:03 PM
I fixed a pork roast on the grill tonight with my own new dry rub recipe. Very tasty, but maybe just a bit too much granulated onion. Good shit.
Posted by: Pharaoh at July 06, 2012 04:23 PM (bAGA/)
87 I'm aware that pigs generally do not eat their own shit, but it's a common belief among muslims, and pointing out to them that they have exactly zero knowledge and/or experience of pigs is about as effective as you might imagine.
Perhaps we need to give more publicity to the exploding feral pig population here in the US.
Pigs....everywhere.
We've got a 'pig bomb' going on.
Don't come here.
You could get eaten by a filthy pig.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:25 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: toby928© at July 06, 2012 04:25 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 06, 2012 04:26 PM (hgSh3)
You could get eaten by a filthy pig.
Only thing worse than getting eaten by a filthy pig is getting shit out and eaten a second time.
Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2012 04:27 PM (O6q63)
89....How did they keep ice cream from melting in 100 degree heat?
They generally made it on the spot....and ate it quickly.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:27 PM (MbB0O)
Posted by: wierdflunky at July 06, 2012 04:28 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: EROWMER at July 06, 2012 04:29 PM (sIm3i)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 06, 2012 04:29 PM (hgSh3)
"Don't come here.
You could get eaten by a filthy pig."
I like your thinking...have you considered starting a newsletter?
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 06, 2012 04:30 PM (iYwUw)
Big Pig is behind it all.
Big Pig is tricking us into doing their bidding. What do you see at every BBQ joint? Smiling pigs, that's what. They want to be eaten.
Think about it!
Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2012 04:31 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at July 06, 2012 04:33 PM (QTHTd)
Rindo's SuCk!! Vote Runt Pig!!11!eleventy11!!!1
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 06, 2012 04:34 PM (famk3)
Posted by: someone at July 06, 2012 04:35 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 04:35 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 06, 2012 08:27 PM (c9Ivb)
Restaurant 55 on State Street in Camden (technically, it's in Rising Sun, but it won't show up that way on Google maps).
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 04:35 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Tami at July 06, 2012 04:35 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Hrothgar (CJSC Designated Serf) at July 06, 2012 04:36 PM (i3+c5)
We had an alzheimer's victim wander out into wild pig country and never found a trace of him. No clothing, nada, the dogs never even caught his scent.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at July 06, 2012 04:36 PM (dBvlk)
Posted by: someone at July 06, 2012 08:35 PM (bqjJT)
My son is law does the same thing. Damn those are good burgers. Amazing how much better they are that what you buy in the store.
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 04:37 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: wierdflunky at July 06, 2012 04:37 PM (tlhtD)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 06, 2012 04:38 PM (SI8HJ)
We had an alzheimer's victim wander out into wild pig country and never found a trace of him. No clothing, nada, the dogs never even caught his scent.
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at July 06, 2012 08:36 PM (dBvlk)
Also, make sure to pull out all the teeth and cut all the hair. It's bad for the piggie's digestion.
Posted by: Brick Top at July 06, 2012 04:38 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 04:38 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: someone at July 06, 2012 04:39 PM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 04:40 PM (3yCFy)
124....the dogs never even caught his scent.
Smart dogs....they didn't really want to go after those wild pigs.
Posted by: wheatie at July 06, 2012 04:40 PM (MbB0O)
Could we just build a bullet train around the southern border?
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 06, 2012 04:43 PM (nonzP)
Think about it!
Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2012 08:31 PM (O6q63)
I saw on MSNBC that Big Pig is a major Romney donor.
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 04:43 PM (MtwBb)
I saw on MSNBC that Big Pig is a major Romney donor.
Have you ever been to a Mormon picnic that didn't have ham sandwiches?
Posted by: fluffy at July 06, 2012 04:45 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Big Sis J.Napo at July 06, 2012 04:45 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 04:47 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2012 04:47 PM (sdi6R)
http://craverealburgers.com/burgers/
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 04:51 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2012 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Meh...Five Guys pins down Jake's and establishes dominance over it like an unneutered mastiff. Jake's fries suck hard, they skimp on the cheese, and they no longer carry the horchata shake.
Posted by: Brick Top at July 06, 2012 04:51 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: President Dogeater at July 06, 2012 04:53 PM (p18em)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 06, 2012 04:53 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at July 06, 2012 04:54 PM (SI8HJ)
Posted by: Long Duck Dong at July 06, 2012 04:55 PM (gnmZI)
Unfortunately, sovereign citizens are actually a thing, and they're assholes. Also unfortunately, idiot liberals tend to lump them in with conservatives and libertarians, hence that DHS document. Hesitant as I am to cite Wikipedia, the article on them there gives a decent rundown on them.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 04:55 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 05:01 PM (MtwBb)
WHERE?
Posted by: Empire1 at July 06, 2012 05:01 PM (gOVuI)
The correct term for you is "subject" and you have always been a subject, and will always be a subject to we the ruling classes (or as we prefer to call ourselves, the nomenklatura).
Posted by: Janut Napolitico at July 06, 2012 05:02 PM (i3+c5)
Friend --
President Obama is wrapping up a campaign bus tour through northern Ohio and western Pennsylvania, where he's been talking to people about his commitment to investing in American workers and creating jobs here at home. Yesterday, he backed up his words with actions by standing up to China's unfair trade practices, and showed his faith in American workers and industry yet again.
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 06, 2012 05:05 PM (piMMO)
Yeah, I've only caught the tail end of that mess, but, damn, he made the textbook case of how NOT to fight a primary against a service member.
Seems like a tremendously bad idea to attack that angle. Why not just go 24/7 economy and challenger her to a debate?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 06, 2012 05:05 PM (famk3)
http://now.msn.com/living/0706-obama-visit-dies.aspx
Diner owner serves Obama breakfast, dies happy06 Jul 2012 23:45:00 GMT
Akron was the site of a sad and unexpected twist to President Obama's campaign swing through Ohio has emerged: 70-year-old Josephine "Ann" Harris — the namesake owner of Ann's Place — died this morning, about an hour after serving the president a breakfast of eggs, wheat toast and bacon. Soon after the presidential visit — which came complete with a hug from Obama — Harris complained of fatigue and a tingling feeling, and she later died at a local hospital. The saving grace was that Harris was reportedly "ecstatic" about the president's visit, as she told a local reporter soon after the visit. "I'm sure this was her highlight," Harris' sister told the Akron Beacon Journal. "She loved Obama."
Posted by: erg at July 06, 2012 05:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Empire1 at July 06, 2012 09:01 PM (gOVuI)
Restaurant 55, located at 2461 South State Street Dover, DE 19901.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 05:06 PM (rO1vw)
First up, GM recently reported sales rose 16% in June. But here's the kicker -- sales are counted when delivered to dealers, not when delivered to customers. And dealer inventories have been soaring. Truck inventories are now at 135 days worth, when 60 days are normal.
Second, from The National Legal and Policy Center:
We now learn that government purchases of GM vehicles rose a whopping 79% in June.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/7nq9tze
I know Vashta Verada reported this the other morning in the Headlines thread, but without a source. This whole thing is political, with the JEF in Ohio touting the 'GM success story'. Yeah, we lost $45 billion so far on this 'success' and gave them a $50 billion tax break to boot.
The scumbags will do everything and anything to drive their narrative. Fuckers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2012 05:07 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: erg at July 06, 2012 09:05 PM (MMC8r)
She'll still vote in November. Twice in fact
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2012 05:08 PM (jleTO)
Seems like a tremendously bad idea to attack that angle. Why not just go 24/7 economy and challenger her to a debate?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2012 09:05 PM (famk3)
I am watching Hannity now. First thing Allen West did was talk about his service and still is. Maybe Walsh should tell Allen West he's tired of hearing about it.
Posted by: robtr at July 06, 2012 05:08 PM (MtwBb)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 06, 2012 05:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: rickl at July 06, 2012 05:10 PM (sdi6R)
That could be the name of someone in the Roosevelt Administration (see Rexford Tugwell), or a villain in an Ayn Rand novel.
Yes, I stole the secret formula. I also killed the thread. What of it?
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 05:16 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: and irresolute at July 06, 2012 05:19 PM (Q492A)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 06, 2012 09:08 PM
You got my entry, right? This is one I really hope I win!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2012 05:21 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: The Nobel Science Prize Committee at July 06, 2012 05:22 PM (FcR7P)
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for prizes.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 06, 2012 05:23 PM (xEnuO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 06, 2012 05:24 PM (famk3)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at July 06, 2012 05:24 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 06, 2012 05:26 PM (xEnuO)
Posted by: and irresolute at July 06, 2012 05:27 PM (Q492A)
Of course the ObamaStreamMedia is dumb enough to fall for the same act twice
What's next, does Chuck actually stand up?
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2012 05:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2012 05:28 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: RushBabe at July 06, 2012 05:28 PM (qxsyW)
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee, spuer villain at July 06, 2012 05:29 PM (O6q63)
$3 for a chance to have dinner with the Obamas, $25 for a chance at coffee with Slow Joe. They must believe their donors are idiots. #DoubleDownonStupid
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2012 05:30 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee, spuer villain at July 06, 2012 09:29 PM (O6q63)
You need more mustache wax and a top hat. A monocle may be a good idea as well.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 05:31 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Jerry Jones at July 06, 2012 09:24 PM (Y+DPZ)
Inverse consquence--if you...retire...the Boys might soon win. Posted by: USS Diversity at July 06, 2012 09:28 PM
Fuck you, I'll sell the team to Mark Cuban just to piss you off
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at July 06, 2012 05:31 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 06, 2012 05:32 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2012 09:30 PM
$25 gets you a cup of coffee with Slow Joe. $3 gets you TWO cups of coffee with Slow Joe
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2012 05:32 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: B. at July 06, 2012 05:33 PM (Ek4pS)
Fuck you, I'll sell the team to Mark Cuban just to piss you off
Posted by: Jerry Rivers at July 06, 2012 09:31 PM
Damn, that's what I get for clicking on the drop down and posting without checking
Posted by: Jerry Jones at July 06, 2012 05:33 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2012 09:32 PM (Y+DPZ)
Two cups, one Joe? How does that even work, and do I want to know?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at July 06, 2012 05:33 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee, spuer villain at July 06, 2012 09:29 PM (O6q63)
You need more mustache wax and a top hat. A monocle may be a good idea as well.
I'm going to tie my typist to the railroad tracks.
And I wear an ascot, you buffoon.
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 05:34 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2012 05:34 PM (nrW1y)
Third prize: share a bedroom for a week at the White House with Michelle's Mom.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2012 05:35 PM (/izg2)
Cubano
Ham, chorizo sausage, breaded pork, hot dog, chipotle mayo, avocado, jalapenos, egg, lettuce, tomato, onion $11
Man, that'd be a hell of a sandwich even without the burger!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 05:36 PM (3yCFy)
Re: the last thread. Christie just signed a bill providing for more funding for charter schools. Teachers union hates it. They don't want any competition or any funding not going to the existing shit hole schools. Thats why the snide comment, from a teacher or administrator vacationing at their shore home. Boo freaking hoo.
Jersey voters know what he is trying to do. Sympathy for the union is pretty low. Maybe its not ok behavior for a vice president, but it is perfectly fine for a governor of New Jersey who is actually more interesting in trying to accomplish something than being vice president. Go Christie.
Posted by: thunderb at July 06, 2012 05:36 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: palestinian MFM at July 06, 2012 05:38 PM (nrW1y)
And I wear an ascot, you buffoon.
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 09:34 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 05:39 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 05:39 PM (3yCFy)
I don't care about your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty pistol. What I want to know is why in hell your name is spelled "Austan."
Oh, Margarita, I always did like that Locust Valley Lockjaw of yours. Ever since we prepped at Choate. But, you, you went to the spring cotillion with Biff Redford, just because he had his own polo pony.
Well he isn't riding in now, is he??
IS HE?!?!?!?
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 05:39 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 05:41 PM (rO1vw)
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
ESPN just reported that Tony Romo attempted suicide last night, but the bullet was intercepted!
Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at July 06, 2012 05:42 PM (Y+DPZ)
194I'd rather have the egg over-easy; and it's too thick so it's probably ... etc.
See! That's what's wrong with this country! Everyone should just take what is offered and quit trying to modify the menu! (tongue firmly in cheek).
Posted by: and irresolute at July 06, 2012 05:42 PM (Q492A)
Pretty soon GM will just send'em straight to the crusher from the assembly line, and count the sale by the pound to the junk yard as a "sale".
Think of all the low performing dealerships that could be shutdown with such a plan. Cut out the middleman and save, right?
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 06, 2012 05:43 PM (nG+1n)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at July 06, 2012 09:41 PM (c9Ivb)
Leave him be. We cannot count on him to provide is dubious assistance in our collective enterprise to cast Fu Manchu and his dreaded hordes out of the fair metropolis of London.
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 05:45 PM (rO1vw)
I shall continue on my way astride my ornithopter. I say good day, sir, I say good day!
Oh, you're so smug, Professor. Think of everything, don't you?
Checked your clevis pin, Professor?
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 05:46 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2012 05:47 PM (nrW1y)
A: Because then Philly would want one too
Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: He hadn't finished coloring it yet
Q: What do you get when you cross Michael Vick with a dress shoe?
A: Hush Puppies!
Q: What is the difference between a Philadelphia Eagles fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at July 06, 2012 05:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2012 05:48 PM (nrW1y)
Checked your clevis pin, Professor?
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 09:46 PM (O6q63)
Checked your mustache wax lately for traces of Parisian andouiette and the scrapings from a tertiary syphallitic strumpet, Austan?
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 05:48 PM (rO1vw)
I asked the boss, whose daughter is getting married, if she signed up the Magic Kenyan for her registry and he didn't know wtf I was talking about, of course he usually doesn't, he inherited the place so he's the boss, so I guess its either off to target for towels, or a little note in her card saying here's half of the bonuses I got the last two years thanks to the Magic Kenyan and my boss, yer dad. o
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 06, 2012 05:51 PM (nonzP)
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: If you have a car containing an Eagles wide receiver, an Eagles linebacker, and an Eagles defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Philadelphia Eagles fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does an Philadelphia Eagles fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at July 06, 2012 05:51 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at July 06, 2012 05:52 PM (Hh8ts)
Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at July 06, 2012 05:52 PM (nG+1n)
The iHeart Radio California Surf Radio Channel has an endless stream of surf music, duh, if you want some nice tunes to help you choke down all of that bacon. As one of the comments there noted: "If you don't like the Beach Boys, you must be a communist!"
Posted by: and irresolute at July 06, 2012 05:53 PM (Q492A)
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 09:48 PM
Now, see here, Old Boy! I'm clean shaven. Who let you in my novel, anyway?
That was a good line, though. How did it go, syphallitic scraps of sealing wax...
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 05:53 PM (O6q63)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 05:54 PM (3yCFy)
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Washington D.C.?
A: A huddle.
Q: What's the difference between the Washington Redskins and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl
Q: Whats the difference between a vacuum cleaner and the Washington Redskins?
A: There's only 1 dirtbag in a vacuum cleaner.
Q: How many Washington Redskins does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: How do you stop an Washington Redskins fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New York Blue!
Q: What should you do if you find three Washington Redskins football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: Why do Washington Redskins fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do you keep a Redskins fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at July 06, 2012 05:56 PM (Y+DPZ)
Bacon is what you use to help you choke down anything that isn't bacon, FYI.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 05:57 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: and irresolute at July 06, 2012 05:59 PM (Q492A)
A: To get to the hospital on the other side!
Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.
Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Posted by: Eli the NFC East Comic at July 06, 2012 06:00 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: epobirs at July 06, 2012 06:01 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2012 06:02 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: Austan Goolsbee at July 06, 2012 09:53 PM (O6q63)
Drats and curses, the missing clevis pin in my ornithopter caused my calamitous descent into a Chelsea green grocer! I myself managed to escape unscathed, but three street urchins and a scullery maid were killed and their gibbets strewn about the street. Damn you, Goolsbee! Now I most certainly will not invite you to participate in my cabal with Cecil Rhodes and the Krupp Armaments conglomerate to take over Marconi's wireless contraption scheme. Good day sir!
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf at July 06, 2012 06:02 PM (rO1vw)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 06, 2012 06:05 PM (nrW1y)
Posted by: teej at July 06, 2012 06:07 PM (9ek7+)
None of our female co-worker would agree to make an appointment so they could sly inquire whether she'd been born with the name or acquired it through marriage.
Posted by: epobirs at July 06, 2012 06:08 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 06:08 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 06, 2012 06:10 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 06:10 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 06, 2012 06:11 PM (3yCFy)
Posted by: teej at July 06, 2012 06:15 PM (pyh5u)
Should we call it the Bacon Burger of Doom, or the Bacon Mouthgasm?
Posted by: Taxpayer1234 at July 06, 2012 08:48 PM (NpmCe)
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