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January 27, 2012

Fear Factor Stunt Involves... Drinking Donkey Semen
— Ace

Seriously? A major corporation -- well, okay, it's not major, but it is still a broadcast network -- signed off on this?

And they did sign off on it. They had problems with it, but then gave it the green light.

Posted by: Ace at 08:03 AM | Comments (196)
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1
What's next?

The blood of joo babies?

Posted by: soothsayer's motivational poster at January 27, 2012 08:04 AM (G/zuv)

2 Jeebus. And I was just about to make lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:04 AM (UOM48)

3 Umm...where'd the comments go?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:05 AM (UOM48)

4 We are not too far off from seeing people killed..... LIVE.... On Television.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2012 08:05 AM (jucos)

The Decline And Fall of Western Civilization.

Posted by: greenfairie at January 27, 2012 08:05 AM (NG7MG)

6 Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:05 AM (UOM48)

7 Over/under on whether the participants voted for SCOAMF?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:06 AM (UOM48)

8 Ah, if they'da told 'em it was Obama cum the guys would be trying to kill each other for it.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 27, 2012 08:06 AM (6dhH/)

9 And all this time we thought the Donkey Party was drinking Kool-Aid...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 27, 2012 08:07 AM (HethX)

10
this Thursdays on NBC Must See...

Tijuana Donkey Show!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:07 AM (G/zuv)

11 What I find ironic is that the television technology has gotten so great over the last 5 years but now there isn't anything but shit (there are some exceptions) to watch. Same goes for movies.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2012 08:07 AM (jucos)

Posted by: the slide of civilization at January 27, 2012 08:08 AM (G/zuv)

13
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: the slide of civilization at January 27, 2012 08:08 AM (G/zuv)

14 I could have gone my whole life without knowing this happened.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2012 08:08 AM (X6akg)

15 Jeebus, Mary and Jose....we are doomed.

Posted by: mpfs at January 27, 2012 08:08 AM (iYbLN)

16 I think this is AWESOME!

Posted by: Lowest Common Denominator at January 27, 2012 08:08 AM (jucos)

17 Initiation Ritual at NBC News.

Posted by: Dope on a Rope at January 27, 2012 08:09 AM (lG31q)

18 You can have the golden shower, but first you must blow me

Posted by: B H O & The DNC at January 27, 2012 08:09 AM (RW9lb)

19 This is nothing, you should see what I did with Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 27, 2012 08:09 AM (tqwMN)

20
I'd like to see them do stunts wearing a bomb-vest.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:09 AM (G/zuv)

21 Makes you think about the survival of western civilization?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 08:09 AM (i6RpT)

22 I was about to be outraged until I realized that this isn't much different than a lot of the pr0n on my hard drive.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 08:10 AM (SY2Kh)

23 Meh. Dianne Sawyer beat NBC to the punch on this one.

Posted by: Jaws at January 27, 2012 08:10 AM (4I3Uo)

24 Fear Factor Stunt Involves... Drinking Donkey Semen

Diane Sawyer regretfully could not participate in the competition, says she was occupied with more heady matters.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 27, 2012 08:10 AM (8ieXv)

25 Gross, but Andrew Zimmern has been eating way worse stuff on TV for a while. The only difference is that these people don't *want* to eat it.

Posted by: supercore23 at January 27, 2012 08:10 AM (bwV72)

26 Why drink it, when Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs 2 gallons a day to wash her hair in? But anyway... this sounds like a pervy porn flick. WTF?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:11 AM (niZvt)

27 23 I was about to be outraged until I realized that this isn't much different than a lot of the pr0n on my hard drive.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 12:10 PM (SY2Kh)

Really?

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2012 08:11 AM (X6akg)

28 What's worse is they used the *metaphoric* donkey's semen - Barney Frank

Posted by: BlackOrchidHeartlessAgain at January 27, 2012 08:11 AM (SB0V2)

29 What's the big deal?

Posted by: the Kardashians at January 27, 2012 08:11 AM (ndlFj)

30
I don't know anyone who has ever eaten a so-called Rocky Mountain Oyster, perhaps one of you do.

But I don't know how any man can sink his teeth into any testicle without getting nauseous.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (G/zuv)

31 Note to self : Fear Factor is AWESOME!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (Sh42X)

32 Jackass did this years ago.

Posted by: lorien1973 at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (0tkqC)

33 24 Meh. Dianne Sawyer beat NBC to the punch on this one. Posted by: Jaws at January 27, 2012 12:10 PM (4I3Uo) Only because she mistook the donkey for a spigot...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (niZvt)

34 Thanks, Ace! Now I know what my hubby and I will be doing for foreplay on our wedding night!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (nd0uY)

35 Good practice for November.

Although I'd say the media already are pretty good at the first part.

Posted by: Y-not at January 27, 2012 08:12 AM (5H6zj)

36 What's next?

The blood of joo babies?

Posted by: soothsayer's motivational poster at January 27, 2012 12:04 PM (G/zuv)

********

Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Ronald Ernest Paul at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (ggRof)

37 Stopped watching that show the first time when they were eating the spinal cord from a cow.

Posted by: Pablo Honey at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (jxHlf)

38 Yet we have to digitally alter breasts in Disney pictures and shrink Hendricks' boobs in Need for Speed? Yeah, this is a culture worth saving.

Posted by: CAC at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (JEVge)

39 This is nothing, I have a six pack of cold, donkey piss in the fridge right now. It's marketed as Bud Light.

Posted by: befuddled at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (xJU23)

40
And this is the network, NBC, that those Fucking Idiot Republicans agree to appear on for debates and interviews.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (G/zuv)

41 I'm fixin' Donkey Semen Shooters and Horse Cock Sliders!

Posted by: Chef Joe Rogan at January 27, 2012 08:13 AM (+7fwG)

Hey...what are ya lookin at for?? I got a family to feed. Do realize what the SCOAMF is doing to the economy? Work is work!

Posted by: The Donkey at January 27, 2012 08:14 AM (8ieXv)

43 Please tell me gerg and raytard were participants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:14 AM (UOM48)

44 you say that like it's a bad thing

Posted by: ambrosia the gotham princess at January 27, 2012 08:15 AM (mfbqu)

45 Please tell me gerg and raytard were participants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM4

They were the understudy asses.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2012 08:15 AM (X6akg)

46 I used to respect Fear Factor when all they did was make people eat pig rectums or baby mice.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 27, 2012 08:15 AM (+lsX1)

47 I read an article not to long ago that people pay to drink horse se..... I don't want to bing for that article from work though.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 27, 2012 08:15 AM (tf9Ne)

48 There is nothing to be said about this, really, except Monty is right. We really are DOOMED.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:15 AM (niZvt)

49 Not a surprise, NBC has been drinking the Donks' sperm since they have been on the air.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 27, 2012 08:16 AM (uuOfy)

50 Wel, at least it isn't bull elephant semen. That stuff is just nasty.

Posted by: Paris H at January 27, 2012 08:16 AM (3sZO1)

51 Grossest thing I ever saw by way of eating matter in person were frozen pig uteri in an oriental food mart. Seems the Chinese have recipes for the damned things.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:16 AM (niZvt)

52 All my cool NYC friends love donkey semen. You mouth-breathers in flyover country don't know what you're missing.

Posted by: ambrosia the cat lady at January 27, 2012 08:16 AM (UOM48)

53 Is it really any worse than when the Fear Factor people made people eat half formed baby chickens in their eggs? Or bile or anything else they've eaten?

Posted by: lorien1973 at January 27, 2012 08:16 AM (0tkqC)

54 We're three years into Obama's presidency and I've only seen one impersonation of him in the MSM.

Is it really that hard to find someone who can do the rope-a-dope, sibilant s stutter step?

Oh, right, it would be mean, cruel, and unfair to do that after 8 years of Bush impersonations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2012 08:17 AM (+Jr2Z)

55 In all seriousness... why donkey? If you're going to ingest semen, wouldn't human at least not smack of bestiality?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:17 AM (niZvt)

56 And most of these TV type execs are liberals right? Splains plenty

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 08:17 AM (i6RpT)

57 I'm not at all surprised that NBC would give the green light to drinking donkey come. They've been slurping dems for years.

Posted by: Tasmaniac at January 27, 2012 08:17 AM (YfcON)

58
The show was preempted on January 23, 2012, due to a debate between the Republican presidential hopefuls.

Wikipedia

Republican debate or donkey semen?

Hmmmm..... got to go with the donkey semen.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2012 08:18 AM (3wBRE)

In all seriousness... why donkey?

Cause you only need one Donkey Nut to feed all of these retards.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at January 27, 2012 08:18 AM (+7fwG)

60 Does anyone know about Fox airing some kind of special Sunday night that digs into Obama's past? My husband sent me an email about it, not sure where he got it, but just wondered if it was true.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 27, 2012 08:18 AM (l/N7H)

61 We are not too far off from seeing people killed..... LIVE.... On Television.

Meh the Japanese are WAY ahead of us on humiliating shows. And even they haven't pulled that stunt.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 27, 2012 08:18 AM (0q2P7)

62 31
I don't know anyone who has ever eaten a so-called Rocky Mountain Oyster, perhaps one of you do.

But I don't know how any man can sink his teeth into any testicle without getting nauseous.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 12:12 PM (G/zuv)

Of course they can't; that's why they call them "Rocky Mountain Oysters".

/replaying old joke about escargot.

Posted by: Have Blue at January 27, 2012 08:19 AM (IKTC8)

63 I really didn't need to see the picture at the link.

Posted by: Armando at January 27, 2012 08:19 AM (nd0uY)

64
2011 4Q GDP was 2.8%?

My ass it was.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:19 AM (G/zuv)

65 Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 12:16 PM (niZvt)

Up until recently I was convinced of the superiority of Western culture. But we are rapidly devolving.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 27, 2012 08:19 AM (nEUpB)

66 The MFM already drinks donkey semen on TV every day. This isn't surprising

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 27, 2012 08:20 AM (7rb9o)

67
Well, its not as entertaining as "Pussy Riot", thats for sure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 08:20 AM (XrrP7)

Hehehe...I just landed a 3 day gig at this years Democratic National Convention.

Cha-CHING!!!

Posted by: The Donkey at January 27, 2012 08:20 AM (8ieXv)

69 It's been done.

Posted by: Andi with a ♥ over the "i" at January 27, 2012 08:20 AM (gCa4h)

70 61 Does anyone know about Fox airing some kind of special Sunday night that digs into Obama's past? My husband sent me an email about it, not sure where he got it, but just wondered if it was true.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 27, 2012 12:18 PM (l/N7H)

I got the same e-mail from my father-in-law. I replied that I knew all the dirt on SCOAMF before the election, and that anyone with a smidgen of intelligence should have known who and what he is (a slam at his Obamabot offspring).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:20 AM (UOM48)

71 Barack Hussein Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Alte Schule at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (Bq6l8)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 12:19 PM (G/zuv)

Oh, the Downward Revision is coming in a few months.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (+7fwG)

73 In all seriousness... why donkey?

If you're going to ingest semen, wouldn't human at least not smack of bestiality?

For that matter, why not directly out of the tap?

Maybe this was filmed for the German version of Fear Factor.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (SY2Kh)

74 Does anyone know about Fox airing some kind of special Sunday night that digs into Obama's past? My husband sent me an email about it, not sure where he got it, but just wondered if it was true. Posted by: jewells45 at January 27, 2012 12:18 PM (l/N7H) First time I even heard he has a past?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (i6RpT)

75 So what's the problemo? We've been featuring Donkey acts for decades.

Posted by: Tijuana Club at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (dOsjQ)

76
In the near future...

Fear Factor stunts will include:

"Do not act like a douchebag for 10 full minutes"

"Do not talk on cellphone or text for 5 whole minutes."

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (G/zuv)

77 OT (And I really don't mind that it's an early OT, considering the "On Topic" subject matter...)

Has anyone been keeping count of the suicide bombings and other terrorism in Baghdad since we left? Is it just me, or has it gone way, way up? And if it has gone way, way, up, why isn't that news?

Okay, that last question was purely rhetorical.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 27, 2012 08:21 AM (8y9MW)

78 Are MALE contestants going to slurp the stuff? Not just sick, but GAY...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:22 AM (niZvt)

Sure. All in good fun.

There's no agenda to portray Americans as degenerate freaks to the rest of the world...if that's what you were thinking, that is...

Posted by: NorthernX at January 27, 2012 08:22 AM (HhSuH)

80 Of course, it would be different if the guys married the Donkey in Massachusetts.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:22 AM (niZvt)

81 I guess now we know what Barney and his husband will be serving at their reception.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (UOM48)

82 The imbeciles who watch shit like "Fear Factor' are the same imbeciles who listen to Stern. Fucking retards. And NBC knows their audience.

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (OlN4e)

Oh. EWW. Just... EWW.

Aren't there, you know, HEALTH concerns? EWWW.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (4df7R)

84 There's no agenda to portray Americans as degenerate freaks to the rest of the world...if that's what you were thinking, that is... Posted by: NorthernX at January 27, 2012 12:22 PM (HhSuH) The gay marriage cheerleaders already did THAT.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (niZvt)

Is it just me, or has it gone way, way up?

First the suicide bombers, then the Islamofacist's sweep the elections...it's all going according to plan.

Posted by: Barck Obama at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (+7fwG)

86 Hey, it tastes good AND its less filling.

Posted by: D Sawyer at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (dOsjQ)

Interesting... This earth species of humans has become obsessed with exploring new depths of their own depravity.

This is what they are using their exploration-gene and curiosity for?

They have obviously become too demented to see that exporation of space was supposed to be the next step in their economic and social development.

Posted by: The Ancient Aliens at January 27, 2012 08:23 AM (ALwK/)

88 I have never watched this show.. mostly because I hate spiders and snakes ...the show looks like it involves alot of those.

If it's anything like the original run of the show, it probably has one "adrenaline" stunt, one "eeeew gross!" stunt, and one actual phobia (like snakes, spiders, insects, or whatnot) stunt.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 27, 2012 08:24 AM (8y9MW)

89
Future Fear Factor:

"Park your car between the lines!"

"Try not to piss all over the toilet bowl and on the floor!"

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:24 AM (G/zuv)

90 An attempt at desensitizaton.

Next they'll be broadcasting live from the Fulsom St. festival...

Gramsci Lives!

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 27, 2012 08:24 AM (RSqz2)

91 I don't think this was meant to be a prediction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ImDc8d4vg

Posted by: The Terminally Boned at January 27, 2012 08:24 AM (+6ZZN)

92 >>> 2011 4Q GDP was 2.8%? My ass it was. <<<<<

but when one looks at the components, where a whopping 1.94% of the upside was attributable to a rise in inventories as restocking took place. And as everyone knows in this day and age a spike in inventories only leads to sub-cost dumping a few months later. In other words, the economy grew at a 0.8% pace ex inventories. Yet for all intents and purposes, this is considered "growth."

For the whole year it was only 1.7%.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 08:25 AM (XrrP7)

93 I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet the participants and fans of the show love them some SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2012 08:25 AM (UOM48)

Interesting... This earth species of humans has become obsessed with exploring new depths of their own depravity.

This is what we've been singing about for 25 yrs.!

Posted by: GWAR at January 27, 2012 08:25 AM (+7fwG)

95 I hear Monica Lewinsky won the contest.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 08:25 AM (VndSC)

96 n all seriousness... why donkey?

If you're going to ingest semen, wouldn't human at least not smack of bestiality?

For that matter, why not directly out of the tap?

Maybe this was filmed for the German version of Fear Factor.

By going cross species they limit their risk exposure. It's hard to catch a blood borne disease from another species.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 27, 2012 08:26 AM (0q2P7)

97 I hear Monica Lewinsky won the contest.

Naa. She spilled too much.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Team Meteor. Now with Cheesecake at January 27, 2012 08:26 AM (8y9MW)

98 I don't see the problem here. Besides, we still have light years before we're the Japanese.

Posted by: wte9 at January 27, 2012 08:26 AM (bM6ls)

99 What's the big deal? What do you think my Big Mac Special Sauce is?

Posted by: Ray Krok at January 27, 2012 08:26 AM (niZvt)

100 Could be worse, they could be making them drink Guardasil!

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (+7fwG)

101 So main stream TV is big on donkey sperm swallowing and obama thinks people who read the bible are the problem?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (i6RpT)

102 Pffft...we've been doin this shit in Japan for years. You're ALL a bunch of back benchers!!!

Posted by: Donkey Suzuki-Kawasaki Levin at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (8ieXv)

103 So, did they drink it from a glass or milk it straignt from the source?

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (OlN4e)

104 Next week they have contestants texting while racing NASCAR vehicles out on the track.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (VndSC)

105 Before typing my comment I did a quick search for the 'sawyer' and I see that three people beat me to the obvious.

Posted by: Bob Unbanned Saget at January 27, 2012 08:27 AM (dBvlk)

106 This is prime-time entertainment in America 2012. Reminds me of something a preacher's-son friend of mine used to say: You have to wonder what they were doing in Sodom & Gomorrah, because God hasn't destroyed us yet!

Posted by: tsj017 at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (F2a4I)

107 I once had to pay money in Tijuana to see that.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (VndSC)

108

By going cross species they limit their risk exposure. It's hard to catch a blood borne disease from another species.

But, feel free to drink from the Red River.

Posted by: Pedo-Prophet Mohammed at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (+7fwG)

109
For the whole year it was only 1.7%.

Is that including your subtraction of the boost from inventories for Q4?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (G/zuv)

110 So for this show, someone had to "harvest" the semen right? And you think you have a shitty job

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (i6RpT)

111 If you're going to ingest semen, wouldn't human at least not smack of bestiality? For that matter, why not directly out of the tap? Well, DUH, one is a sex act involving animals and the other is a... uh... well, ummm... a sex act involving animals...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:28 AM (niZvt)

112 Been there, done that.

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (r1H6z)

113 105 So main stream TV is big on donkey sperm swallowing and obama thinks people who read the bible are the problem?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 12:27 PM (i6RpT)

Word.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (8ieXv)

114 Have you guys tried that new Smirnoff Donkey Semen Vodka? It's actually pretty good mixed with Clamato.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (+lsX1)

115 I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Bixby Snyder at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (BhuDE)

116

Before typing my comment I did a quick search

That'll cost ya a corner off the old Moron Membership Card.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (+7fwG)

117 See, now this post is the reason we all keep coming back here.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 08:29 AM (VndSC)

118 I have never watched this show.. mostly because I hate spiders and snakes ...the show looks like it involves alot of those.

The first prize is only 50k. Would anyone drink this for 50k.
i am broke.. like really broke and the answer is NO.

It's only $50k? Yeah... no. I was thinking that maybe- maybe I'd degrade myself that deeply for a half million or something like that, but for under a year's salary? Hells no.

Oh, and for your viewing entertainment I suggest the Science Channel's "Monster Bug Wars". Complete with dubbed in sound effects when the losing insect gets eaten alive.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 08:30 AM (SY2Kh)

119 114 So for this show, someone had to "harvest" the semen right? And you think you have a shitty job Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 12:28 PM (i6RpT) Don't you remember that show with Paris Hilton and Lionel Richie's daughter wanking off the pig?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:30 AM (niZvt)

120 That show (and a score of others) is aimed at a male adolescent demographic. They're trying desperately to compete with the alarming filth on MTV so that acne-encrusted brats can have something to talk about on Facebook.

Posted by: kathysaysso wasting time at January 27, 2012 08:30 AM (ZtwUX)

121 Barack Hussein Obama is a donkey-cum-guzzling clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: USA at January 27, 2012 08:30 AM (ggRof)

122 I can't see what the problem is, my tube socks have been drinking my sperm for years.

Posted by: A teenage MrCaniac at January 27, 2012 08:30 AM (uuOfy)

123 Clamato is actually tomato juice mixed with clam semen.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:31 AM (niZvt)

124 Hey hey hey. You people are talking about my network. Where I anchor the nightly news and this happens every night of the week.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 27, 2012 08:31 AM (lXi+d)

125 114 So for this show, someone had to "harvest" the semen right? And you think you have a shitty job Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 12:28 PM (i6RpT) It's even worse than you think.

Posted by: Armless Semen Collector at January 27, 2012 08:32 AM (niZvt)

126 So for this show, someone had to "harvest" the semen right? And you think you have a shitty job Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2012 12:28 PM

We have a whole show devoted to stuff like this. Maybe you've seen it.

Posted by: Mike Rowe at January 27, 2012 08:32 AM (lXi+d)

127 The movie playing endlessly this month on HBO is Gladiator...fitting, I think. Bread and circuses. How low can we go?

Posted by: Ellen at January 27, 2012 08:32 AM (B1FXc)

128 Idiocracy.

It wasn't a comedy. It was a glimpse at the future.

I just didn't figure it was gonna happen so fast.

Posted by: Mike Judge at January 27, 2012 08:32 AM (gCa4h)

129
Wow, I was just at Intrade glancing at their percentages for stuff. (Mitt zoomed up from 58% to 94% to win FL, btw).

And I noticed that Human Dignity is selling for $0.03.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:32 AM (G/zuv)

130

Oh, and for your viewing entertainment I suggest the Science Channel's "Monster Bug Wars". Complete with dubbed in sound effects when the losing insect gets eaten alive.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 12:30 PM (SY2Kh)

I have to laugh at the lameness of that show. Especially bad when you can pick the winner every time before the fight ensues. Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2012 08:33 AM (OlN4e)

131

The 1.7% includes inventories if I am reading it right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 08:33 AM (XrrP7)

132

Bread and circuses. How low can we go?

Liquid bread.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 08:33 AM (VndSC)

133 So does the winner of this episode become the new host ABC's "This Week"?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 27, 2012 08:33 AM (uuOfy)

134
Shame is at a premium of $145.

Sahres of Self-respect is at $0.05.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 27, 2012 08:33 AM (G/zuv)

135 So as a rhetorical exercise: Let's say after the show it turned out some blonde bimbo was actually fed the show host's semen. Would she then have legal grounds for claiming rape? WHY?? And if so... Does that mean drinking donkey semen is actually an illegal act of bestiality? (Answer: likely)

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:34 AM (niZvt)

136 For the whole year it was only 1.7%.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Witness the power of the fully-functional Democrat Administration~!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at January 27, 2012 08:35 AM (+Jr2Z)

137 If you you like your donkey spunk...

Posted by: BHO at January 27, 2012 08:35 AM (8ieXv)

138
I haven't even heard of this show in a long time, I just assumed it went away years ago. People still watch this crap apparently.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2012 08:35 AM (XrrP7)

139 Oh well, at least we know the participants all had their self-esteem boosted with trophies for participating in soccer games their team lost. You can see how much that helped their self-respect.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:35 AM (niZvt)

140 Ha! Conservatives guzzle elephant jizz!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2012 08:35 AM (f9c2L)

141 We'll just have to taste the donkey goo to find out whats in it.

Posted by: Nancy P. at January 27, 2012 08:36 AM (8ieXv)

142 I haven't even heard of this show in a long time, I just assumed it went away years ago. People still watch this crap apparently.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
..........
This show just came back after being gone for years.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 27, 2012 08:36 AM (f9c2L)

143 Just imagine yourself the proud parent of a young lady on that show, sitting on your couch cheering for your daughter as she swills down a load of Donkey dick squeezings.

Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2012 08:37 AM (OlN4e)

144 Liquid bread.
Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 12:33 PM

My aunt had a stroke and is in a rehab facility on a pureed diet. They have that.

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2012 08:38 AM (lXi+d)

145 Even if you mixed it with peanut butter, no way that I will do it.

Unlike Dems, I do have some standards.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at January 27, 2012 08:38 AM (uuOfy)

146 Was it sent in an official diplomatic pouch?

Posted by: ambrosia at January 27, 2012 08:39 AM (oZfic)

147 We are the Democratic National Committee and you will drink this for the next four years!

Posted by: The DNC at January 27, 2012 08:39 AM (FcR7P)

148
So they filmed this FF episode at the NY Times building?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2012 08:40 AM (XCHGh)

149 Bwarney Fwank just got married... Donkey Semen and piss on NBC. If I only had a team of sociologists skilled at connecting the dots, I could have pulled off a joke.

Posted by: befuddled at January 27, 2012 08:40 AM (xJU23)

150 All the networks deserve to die, but NBC deserves it the most.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 27, 2012 08:41 AM (F2a4I)

151 Does gulping down donkey spunk qualify the contestants to serve as super delegates at the 'Rat convention?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 27, 2012 08:41 AM (6BgmB)

152 Never watched this crap since most of the stunts on this show have nothing to do with fear

Posted by: A.G. at January 27, 2012 08:42 AM (myTwx)

153 omg omg omg omg

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

FUCK that is the grossest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life.

This is 2 girls 1 cup grade (And I never watched that, nor would I ever want to watch this).

So basically, NBC is equivalent in nastiness to the worst crap in the world.

And remember, our government sold public bandwidth to NBC for use polluting our culture with absolute horrible garbage.

Another 30 years of this, and we'll be crawling all over the thunderdome screaming lame poems about criminal justice.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 08:45 AM (8RL8E)

154 156 Never watched this crap since most of the stunts on this show have nothing to do with fear Posted by: A.G. at January 27, 2012 12:42 PM (myTwx) True. "Gross Factor" would be more accurate.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:45 AM (niZvt)

155 I have to laugh at the lameness of that show. Especially bad when you can pick the winner every time before the fight ensues. Heh.

Yeah, it's corny but still mildly entertaining. They make it way too easy to tell which is going to win though.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 27, 2012 08:46 AM (SY2Kh)

156 OK, I've never seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup thing, nor do I wish to... What EXACTLY was in the cup? What happened??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:46 AM (niZvt)

157 "Never watched this crap since most of the stunts on this show have nothing to do with fear
Posted by: A.G."

Great point. Drinking nasty garbage is not courageous. It's just proving you need money, really, really badly.

Make these guys wave a "Sarah Palin is Right" placard in Brooklyn or your average rust belt OWS camp. Make them draw Mohammed on a wall in Detroit. There's courage.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 08:46 AM (8RL8E)

158 "What EXACTLY was in the cup? What happened?? Posted by: CoolCzech a"

They were eating human waste and puking it into the cup and eating it again. I never watched it, but thankfully it was explained to me.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 08:47 AM (8RL8E)

159 "Thankfully" because this explanation was why I didn't watch it.

Civilization... I'll stay right here.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 08:48 AM (8RL8E)

160 We are so proud of our little Sharmutta! She can really guzzle down the baby batter.

Posted by: Proud Daddy at January 27, 2012 08:51 AM (uuOfy)

161 Donkey Punch?

Posted by: Bad Pecker at January 27, 2012 08:51 AM (EsPiA)

162 Reminds me of something a preacher's-son friend of mine used to say: You have to wonder what they were doing in Sodom & Gomorrah, because God hasn't destroyed us yet!
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Good point. But I do NOT want to know. Being unable to unknow about the donkey semen is bad enough.

Posted by: Retread at January 27, 2012 08:52 AM (joSBv)

163 These are the same folks who're willingly drinking Head Donkey In Charge Obama's semen every day, figuratively, on their "news" reports, and GOP debate "questions", and newspapers, etc. Makes sense they'd think it was a swell drink to make others chug for money and fame, even if only abstractly related.

Posted by: Coyote Ugly at January 27, 2012 08:52 AM (tN/BV)

164 @162: Oh. Sounds like a Shriner's Convention.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 27, 2012 08:54 AM (niZvt)

165 Didn't drudge have something up about a week ago that NBC was doing horrible in the ratings? So this doesn't surprise anyone. What does frighten me is that people are that desperate for money in this alleged "getting better everyday" economy. One of the republican candidate has to bring this NBC Universal bundler guys for BO stunt squarely back to BO.

Posted by: ambrosia at January 27, 2012 08:54 AM (oZfic)

166 Pfffft. Donkey spooge is a Friday night aperitif.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 27, 2012 08:57 AM (uuOfy)

167 The trouble with never watching network TV is you don't realize how bad it's gotten.

"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

TV executives: "Heck no!!"

If I want to see disgusting crap like this, I'll watch YouTube, thank you very much.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 27, 2012 08:59 AM (zL1lf)

168 Now picture them, uh, harvesting the...oh, never mind

Posted by: Cricket at January 27, 2012 09:01 AM (DrC22)

169 So greed motivates not only the contestants but also the network. Big surprise.

Posted by: Retread at January 27, 2012 09:03 AM (joSBv)

170 Drinking donkey semen? So they're all network news talking heads then? Up first...Dianne Sawyer!

Posted by: GGE, Exclusive Member of the ONT at January 27, 2012 09:05 AM (yh0zB)

171 Blimey, the lads best have a stomach pump and an ambulance on call.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at January 27, 2012 09:10 AM (zL1lf)

172 Where is PETA on this? I'm pretty sure that the umm.. "specimen" is obtained in a non-animal friendly way, so you would "think" that PETA might have something to say.

I bet we'll get a statement from them once they get back from that anti-Islam protest with NOW.

Posted by: shibumi, the luddite at January 27, 2012 09:13 AM (z63Tr)

173 It has been at least a year since any TV of mine has picked up a mainstream media network. It's actually been a long time since I've bothered watching cable TV, either.

News? Get that off the internet. Movies? Netflix and Amazon VOD beat the hell out of cable TV. Everyday entertainment? That's what my playstation is for... better for the brain.

Those very few shows that are worth watching, like Breaking Bad, I just buy the discs or watch them on streaming if I can wait (and usually I can).

It's important to start eliminating this horrible stuff from our culture, so that children do not learn to watch it (though you should teach kids why).

I haven't seen a TV Commercial in my home in over a year. My evenings are not interrupted rudely anymore.

NBC is catering to those too stupid to get away from that crap.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 09:16 AM (8RL8E)

174 So, I went over to the linked page at TMZ and read the comments.

I was very pleasantly surprised to see that almost 100% of the people were disgusted and appalled by this.

I guess decency is not dead. It's just dead at NBC.

Posted by: shibumi, the luddite at January 27, 2012 09:19 AM (z63Tr)

175 Geez and you thought being the mascot for the Democrat party was embarassing.

Posted by: The Donkey at January 27, 2012 09:19 AM (lCXr2)

176 Don't worry. It was collected in a humane way. I didn't realize what was happening when Joe Rogan walked into my trailer with a 12 pack of Natty Light. The rest of the details are a little fuzzy from there.

Posted by: The Donkey at January 27, 2012 09:24 AM (lCXr2)

177 Fear Factor is an outlet for Jews in HOllywood (redundant) to get Goy kids to eat shit for a buck. In sure the wives and children to the assholes who produce the show find it highly amusing.

Posted by: Pc at January 27, 2012 09:28 AM (BdKdH)

178 You wave a dollar bill around and the retards will fall over themselves to try for a grab.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at January 27, 2012 09:35 AM (CRDXw)

179 Just as long as they don't use tobacco products because America is impressionable. Donkey semen? OK. Marlboros? HELLL NOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 27, 2012 09:42 AM (iAUf+)

180

149 Even if you mixed it with peanut butter, no way that I will do it.

How about if we add bacon?

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2012 09:43 AM (VndSC)

181 Meh, never have and never will watch it. The basic premis sucks "Fear Factor" ... I'm not scared by to many things although I will admit that hearing "We're from the goverment..." and "Make me a baby." do cause me to sweat a bit.

Posted by: Gmac at January 27, 2012 09:45 AM (k2Fyd)

182 " Just as long as they don't use tobacco products because America is impressionable."

That is a damn gooooooooood point.

Posted by: Dustin at January 27, 2012 09:46 AM (8RL8E)

183 That donkey has a pretty good gig. Beats hauling baskets of vegetables around all day.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2012 09:47 AM (hOraP)

184

That used to be part of the intern aptitude test.

Ah, good times, good times...

Damn that Ken Starr.

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at January 27, 2012 10:32 AM (vnkad)

185 For an encore, at the Superbowl Halftime Show, Madonna will be drinking it right from the tap. Live.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2012 10:40 AM (3raPN)

186 191 For an encore, at the Superbowl Halftime Show, Madonna will be drinking it right from the tap. Live.................................Well I would enjoy it alot more than Joe Rogan I can tell you that. I wonder if I'll get to stay and watch the game?

Posted by: The Donkey at January 27, 2012 10:46 AM (lCXr2)

187 I don't see why they're paying people for this when your basic furry will do it for free.

Posted by: luagha at January 27, 2012 11:22 AM (Dk9yX)

188 We might see Hobo hunting on prime time yet.

Posted by: Better than the rest at January 27, 2012 12:13 PM (nu5tm)

189 Fear Factor is hardly the first, doesn't the Main Stream Media and Democratic Party try to get us to drink this all the time?

Posted by: Evil L. Bloggerlady at January 27, 2012 01:08 PM (IgakF)

190 http://preview.tinyurl.com/7ataj9x

Posted by: Evil L. Bloggerlady at January 27, 2012 01:09 PM (IgakF)

191 It is a natural protein shake. Drink it. If Rogan is pushing it, it must be good for you.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 27, 2012 01:10 PM (IgakF)

192

Is this one of those "celebrity' reality shows?

Because for a lot of celebrities, this is probably pretty tame.

Posted by: malclave at January 27, 2012 01:24 PM (W1Ndc)

193
I just gave my wife the best orgasm ever!

Then the ungrateful bitch spit.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2012 02:20 PM (fEmj2)

194 >>Where is PETA on this? I'm pretty sure that the umm.. "specimen" is obtained in a non-animal friendly way, so you would "think" that PETA might have something to say.<<

Usually by way of inserting an "ejaculator" in the donkey's (horse's/bull's) ass and vibrating his prostate, causing a sudden and violent gush of semen to emit.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2012 02:24 PM (fEmj2)

195

I wonder why NBC is last in the ratings? Why would anyone watch this? They should be ashamed of themselves for putting this out there. DISGUSTING!!

Posted by: Hope Deimling at January 27, 2012 02:30 PM (585u5)

196 When NBC launched "Fear Factor" the first time around, Joe Rogan joked, "Mark my words, we're three seasons from 'The Running Man,' and I couldn't be happier." That was 12 years ago, I think. He brought it up again here -- http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/12/12/joe-rogan-interview-fear-factor: WhatÂ’s an example of a stunt thatÂ’s more gross than what weÂ’ve seen before? ROGAN: The one I want to give you, I canÂ’t. ItÂ’s so over the top and ridiculous. When they told me, I thought they were joking. NBC is not sure if theyÂ’re going to air it. I used to joke around about the old Fear Factor that weÂ’re Â“three seasons from The Running ManÂ” Â— you know The Running Man? The Stephen King novel [about an oppressive future with deadly televised game shows]. ROGAN: I think he wrote it as Richard Bachman, a pseudonym. This is a stunt that would not have been in The Running Man because itÂ’s too fÂ–ked up. They let us do a lot of the stuff that we do because [the gross item] is often a food source. ItÂ’s gross and disgusting, but [somewhere in the world] people eat it.

Posted by: Ben Boychuk at January 28, 2012 12:06 PM (kgHxA)

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