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April 09, 2014

Feel-Good Story Open Thread [Y-not]
— Open Blogger

There have been a lot of downer stories lately, so how about something uplifting?

This week is the Masters Championship at Augusta. (That's a golf tournament, you haters!) I've never been (iirc some of our morons have), but from everything I've heard, it's quite a celebration. Many (most?) of the former champions return each year and a select few guests get to meet them.

One of the returning champions is Billy Casper, who is one of the most accomplished pro golfers of all-time. Unfortunately for him, his career was at its peak during the era of the Big Three (Palmer, Player, and Nicklaus), so he didn't get as much acclaim as he might have otherwise.

I've been lucky enough to get to know Billy (and his terrific wife, Shirley) a little since moving to Utah, and he really is an impressive (and fun) person. If you ever have a chance to watch the interview Feherty did with Billy last year, do so. Feherty, who is generally a very snarky guy, was clearly moved by the experience.

In any event, here is a nice story about Billy's visit with a wounded G.I. during Vietnam:

That day in a Japanese hospital may have shown Casper at his warmest because when he looked over at a hospital bed and saw a soldier who had been wounded to a point where he could barely be recognized, the golfer moved closer. A doctor told him not to bother, that Lt. Patrick Cleburne Â‘ClebeÂ’ McClary Â“was ready to die,Â” said Casper, but something made him approach the man.
Â“I will never forget that day,Â” said McClary, who on March 3, 1968 had been wounded during his 19th reconnaissance mission in Vietnam. McClary lost his left arm and his left eye and laid in that bed that day thinking one thing. Â“IÂ’d given up. I wanted to die and IÂ’d have died right there if not for him.Â”
Casper, by 1968 a two-time U.S. Open champion and one of the most prolific winners on the PGA Tour, sensed McClaryÂ’s hopelessness as he approached the man.
Â“He put his arm around me, leaned in and said, Â‘God could use you today. DonÂ’t give up,Â’ Â“ said McClary. Â“Then he thanked me for what I had done for our country and said, Â‘God bless you.Â’ Â“
Somehow, McClary found the resolve to fight. Somehow, he survived, left that hospital in Japan, and settled in South Carolina around Myrtle Beach.

One reason I enjoy following the PGA Tour is that it seems to me most of the golfers are men of good character. Nice change from many sports "heroes."

**UPDATE for DangerGirl**

Posted by: Open Blogger at 02:29 PM | Comments (114)
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1 Nice, y-not.

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2014 02:31 PM (ILBCY)

2 That's a wonderful story. Beautiful. Thank you.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:33 PM (oMKp3)

3 The LPGA is here in Hawaiistan I'm hunting for hot golf chicks now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 09, 2014 02:34 PM (pFBJd)

4 Golfers have to be nice and have manners. You can't go on a course, especially one like Augusta, using foul language and your pants falling off. I have to go through there next week.

Posted by: Erowmero at April 09, 2014 02:35 PM (1gcFZ)

5 I hope you hid the ambien and golf clubs from the missus, navycopjoe!

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 02:35 PM (zDsvJ)

6 I see that Lt. McClary did indeed recover and is now a motivational speaker. He has several books on amazon. I think I will check to see if my library has any copies. I'd like to read more of his story.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:36 PM (oMKp3)

7 I've been lucky enough to go to the Masters twice. It is simply lovely, and far hillier than it appears on TV. It's also a surprisingly compact course, like many of its era, which is why they really can't lengthen it anymore. But the best part is the food! Wonderful pulled pork sandwiches and pimento cheese sammies that only set you back something ridiculous like $2.00.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 09, 2014 02:37 PM (TWrD6)

8 No Tiger this year.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:37 PM (IXrOn)

9 Thanks Y-not. This is a nice change of pace.

Posted by: tbodie at April 09, 2014 02:37 PM (d/Xly)

10 I hope you hid the ambien and golf clubs from the missus Not cool.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at April 09, 2014 02:37 PM (ILBCY)

11 Part of the field in 2014 will include 24 first-time players, a record for the Masters. The old mark of 23 was set all the way back in 1935, the tournament's second year. The Christian Science Monitor http://tinyurl.com/l85lyem

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:38 PM (IXrOn)

12 8 No Tiger this year. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 06:37 PM (IXrOn) Works for me.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:39 PM (oMKp3)

13 The last 6 years have been nothing but downer stories.

Why try to stem the tide now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 09, 2014 02:39 PM (JS0vr)

14 din-din time steak on the grill baked potato salad yay

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 02:39 PM (IXrOn)

15 The LPGA is here in Hawaiistan I'm hunting for hot golf chicks now Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 09, 2014 06:34 PM (pFBJd) In the old days I'd say that you'd be better off looking for hot golf chicks if you were a woman who played for the other team but that has changed now...

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:41 PM (kAniV)

16 Feel Good Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/n67euue

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2014 02:41 PM (aTXUx)

17 I've been lucky enough to go to the Masters twice. It is simply lovely, and far hillier than it appears on TV. It's also a surprisingly compact course, like many of its era, which is why they really can't lengthen it anymore. But the best part is the food! Wonderful pulled pork sandwiches and pimento cheese sammies that only set you back something ridiculous like $2.00. Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 09, 2014 06:37 PM (TWrD6) Now that's just mean. I'd love to go but the cost is out of this world now. They stopped taking ticket requests in the early '70's IIRC. Now it's something like $2000 per day...

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:42 PM (kAniV)

18 Very nice story, and one that reinforces the positive aspects of athletics.

One reason I am more and more interested in hockey is that for the most part, hockey players are more interested in the team than themselves, and they seem to do lots of good things with very little publicity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2014 02:43 PM (QFxY5)

19 No Tiger this year. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 06:37 PM (IXrOn) I guess that means no porn stars either...

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:43 PM (kAniV)

20 Thanks, Y-Not. I will take this time to say, keep well all my Moron friends. I'm going to take a much-needed break and recharge. Sometimes you need someone to give you a good (virtual) smack to let you know it's time to break loose from the aggravation for a while. Thanks T9. Stay healthy and happy my friends.

Posted by: DangerGirl at home with her Sanity Prod at April 09, 2014 02:44 PM (GrtrJ)

21 I don't believe that anyone has gotten the others yet. BRB

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:44 PM (kAniV)

22 I remember a few years ago when Little Winger was on his second tour in Iraq. He's an avid golfer and watches golf all the time. So he asks me to record the entire Masters tournament on DVD and ship them over to him. So literally ten minutes before the tournament starts, the DVD player goes kaput. I run over to Target like a crazy person, grab whatever they have off the shelf, race home, set the dang thing up, sweating bullets the whole time. I did not want to let him down. I got the whole thing up and recording in like half an hour flat and about had a heart attack doing it. So finally the tournament is over, I ship everything off, and a couple weeks later I asked him if he got the DVDs . He said, oh yeah but he didn't need them because somehow they had managed to see most of the Masters from the jail in Baghdad or somewhere stupid like that. I could have decked him.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:46 PM (oMKp3)

23 Nothing really matters anymore. We are all going to die.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 02:46 PM (jucos)

24 >>No Tiger this year. So here's how I met Billy. We had moved into his ward a few months earlier. I was immersing myself in all things Utah, which included going to a lot of the Relief Society (the LDS women's org for doing charitable things) activities. Their Christmas party was at Billy's house. It was just Billy, who is a cherubic little old guy, and about forty or fifty women. So when I get introduced to him I tease him about his "harem" exceeding Tiger's. Whoops! Turns out, Billy considers Tiger a friend. (Plus, the humor around these parts is rarely edgy, especially from women.) Fortunately, he gave me a second chance and didn't hold a grudge about my off-color joke.

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 02:49 PM (zDsvJ)

25 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 06:46 PM (jucos) In the long run, we are all going to die! Obamacare may just accelerate that a timeframe wee bit.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 02:49 PM (o3MSL)

26 din-din time steak on the grill baked potato salad --- We're having steaks, too! But mashing the taters and I'm thinking steamed veggies.

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 02:49 PM (zDsvJ)

27 Stay healthy and happy my friends. Posted by: DangerGirl at home with her Sanity Prod at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (GrtrJ) You too, DG. Take a breather and come back refreshed. Big hugs.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:50 PM (oMKp3)

28 "Golfers have to be nice and have manners. You can't go on a course, especially one like Augusta, using foul language and your pants falling off." Posters should read and heed once in a while.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 02:50 PM (l3vZN)

29 By the way, David Feherty has done a bunch of trips to Iraq and A-Stan and he still has one of my favorite quotes of all time (which got him in trouble). He said, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death. Even though he is on the wagon, a true honorary Moron indeed..

Posted by: Timon at April 09, 2014 02:51 PM (kAniV)

30 23 Nothing really matters anymore. We are all going to die. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 06:46 PM (jucos) it does. because of the children. srsly. not a propaganda stunt from the progressive shits.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:51 PM (nqBYe)

31 Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 06:49 PM (zDsvJ)

Sounds like the kind of guy to give second chances!

Are you still sick?

Drink lots of fluids.

I recommend a tall Gin and Tonic with lots of lime.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2014 02:51 PM (QFxY5)

32 Y-not, are you getting any better? Seems like you have been under the weather for quite some time.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 02:51 PM (o3MSL)

33 If you ask me, anybody that hits a little white ball around with a club for a living is some sort of fag.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 09, 2014 02:52 PM (pgQxn)

34 When my kids were first learning the game, my mother signed them up for a summer's worth of golf etiquette lessons.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:52 PM (oMKp3)

35 ugh, Dangergirl? my wine (ok fake wine still)drinking partner here? oh cht. but yeah i get it. i'm overdo myself.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:52 PM (nqBYe)

36 Heh, "New Mozilla Add-Ons" by The Peoples Cube; http://tinyurl.com/mkxjrhj

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2014 02:53 PM (aTXUx)

37 I might follow Danger Girls lead. I need to pay more attention to meat space and those things that make me happy. My political junkie side needs to starve a bit.... maybe even die. Maybe I'll take up painting. Be good morons. I will catch up with y'uns a little further down the road.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 02:53 PM (jucos)

38 Take care, DangerGirl! Here's something to make you smile: http://imgur.com/a/3PLTa

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 02:53 PM (zDsvJ)

39 UGH! http:// imgur .com/a/3PLTa

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 02:54 PM (zDsvJ)

40 14 din-din time steak on the grill baked potato salad yay Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 06:39 PM (IXrOn) Be right over!!

Posted by: Caliban at April 09, 2014 02:54 PM (2ArJQ)

41 Truck! o -man.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:54 PM (nqBYe)

42 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (jucos) Painting is good. I did a picture this morning. Kind of relaxing. Go rest. Enjoy life. See you when you want to feel lousy again.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:56 PM (oMKp3)

43 i really can relate to the , 'it's so fkd up, it's hard to watch it anymore,' though. i'm sure many of us are feeling differing levels of burn out

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:56 PM (nqBYe)

44 DAMMITT! That link goes to I M G U R dot com etc.

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 09, 2014 02:56 PM (zDsvJ)

45 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 09, 2014 06:53 PM (jucos)

Join the light-hearted threads and bag the heavy stuff.

I do that occasionally....it can be quite funny around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2014 02:56 PM (QFxY5)

46 See you when you want to feel lousy again. Posted by: grammie winger heh

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

47 Beat you to it Truck..... I'm painting the dining room. I'm across the river if you want to be old fashioned and grab a cup of coffee sometime. You seem like a good fellow with a bit in common.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 09, 2014 02:57 PM (l3vZN)

48 I recommend a tall Gin and Tonic with lots of lime.

Me too. How about you, grammie winger?

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 02:57 PM (I8YZX)

49 Re my sickbed. I'm getting better. I got really worn out when I flew back to MD and then promptly caught a cold when I returned. It's running a normal course (for me) - throat->head->chest. I'm getting better. Annoying thing is Mr Y-not didn't catch it when I did... but as of yesterday he's started showing symptoms. :-(

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 02:58 PM (zDsvJ)

50 Join the light-hearted threads and bag the heavy stuff. I do that occasionally....it can be quite funny around here. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2014 06:56 PM (QFxY5 Ya. Between now and Easter I think I will do that too. Sounds like good advice. Only that which uplifts and encourages, or makes someone giggle.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 02:59 PM (oMKp3)

51 feel better soon Y-Not, and hope husband has a quick recovery.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 02:59 PM (nqBYe)

52 Painting is good. I did a picture this morning

Yeah, when you weren't guzzling down gin...

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 02:59 PM (I8YZX)

53 tiny version of that stupid link: http://tinyurl.com/oa8y9zm

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 02:59 PM (zDsvJ)

54 48 I recommend a tall Gin and Tonic with lots of lime. Me too. How about you, grammie winger? Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 06:57 PM (I8YZX) You know, the second one doesn't taste nearly as awful as the first. Funny, that.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 03:00 PM (oMKp3)

55 summer is almost here, yard work, sunshine, flowers, ponds, picnics. winter seemed long.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 03:00 PM (nqBYe)

56 I had some red wine yesterday and it went down well!

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:00 PM (zDsvJ)

57 speaking of ponds, out i go to see the new fishes.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 03:00 PM (nqBYe)

58 52 Painting is good. I did a picture this morning Yeah, when you weren't guzzling down gin... Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 06:59 PM (I8YZX) I prefer to call that my "abstract period".

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 03:01 PM (oMKp3)

59 >>> 15 The LPGA is here in Hawaiistan I'm hunting for hot golf chicks now Forget it. Even Golf Digest had to go for a hockey player's daughter for hot Cover Girl.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 03:02 PM (8MjqI)

60 So now I have to learn how to reconstitute peptides. And how to pin myself without killing myself. I hate needles. More than I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 03:03 PM (m9qVG)

61 Love The Masters! Its a toss up between The Masters or the British Open for my favorite Major. Next week the the PGA Tour stop is at Harbour Town, SC. Another beautiful golf course that I would like to visit. I'm not sure I'd play it. I need easy golf courses to play on, I'm terrible. I think Matt Kuchar will get off the best player to not win a major list this week.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 03:03 PM (Wza82)

62 I just reloaded 250 rounds of .308 I feel good.

Posted by: Beyond Disgusted at April 09, 2014 03:03 PM (thLL8)

63 Updated for DangerGirl and any other sad morons or 'ettes.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:04 PM (zDsvJ)

64 49 Re my sickbed. I'm getting better. I got really worn out when I flew back to MD and then promptly caught a cold when I returned. It's running a normal course (for me) - throat->head->chest. I'm getting better. Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 06:58 PM (zDsvJ) Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at April 09, 2014 03:05 PM (aTXUx)

65 LPGA players that are hot: Paula Creamer, Brittany Linsecome, Natalie Gulbis, Michelle Wie are the ones that come to mind first. The LPGA has improved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2014 03:06 PM (Wza82)

66 Nice change from many sports "heroes." There's always Woods to tarnish the image...

Posted by: Beyond Disgusted at April 09, 2014 03:06 PM (thLL8)

67 Golf: The only sport I attempted that I did not improve the more I tried.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 03:08 PM (8MjqI)

68 A God and Sports story? Eew. Ick. Quick, go to commercial! Roll one of the beer and semi-nude chicks ones. Stat!

Posted by: ESPN at April 09, 2014 03:08 PM (1CroS)

69 About Gin and Tonics....

Muddle the lime in the bottom of the glass....it gives a great flavor from both the juice and the oils from the zest.

I cut 1/2 a lime into four pieces and muddle for several seconds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2014 03:09 PM (QFxY5)

70 I detest golf, but Billy Casper sounds like a great guy.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2014 03:10 PM (mx5oN)

71 I guess I have somewhat conflicted feelings about televised golf. LOVE the green and all the blooms in Augusta at this time of year, when it's still brown and half-frozen here in New England and the only things blooming are the pussywillow and the heather. But the sappy commentary, especially Jim Nance, combined with all-too personal shots of the swearing guys on the course, is a bit much. My favorite golf-watching experience dates back to when Pat Summerall was announcing. His quiet voice and restraint--his gracious ability to actually stop talking now and then and just let us watch--combined with after-church stupor, inevitably produced a very idyllic Sunday-afternoon nap!

Posted by: Caliban at April 09, 2014 03:12 PM (2ArJQ)

72 this story is...tony the tiger, GRRREAT!

Posted by: Puncher at April 09, 2014 03:12 PM (k4GEZ)

73 And yes, Billy Casper does sound like a great guy. That story brought tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Caliban at April 09, 2014 03:12 PM (2ArJQ)

74 When did they meet back up? Just this year?

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 03:14 PM (QeH9j)

75 55 summer is almost here, yard work, sunshine, flowers, ponds, picnics. winter seemed long. Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 07:00 PM (nqBYe) Yes, Willow, I know just what you mean.

Posted by: Caliban at April 09, 2014 03:15 PM (2ArJQ)

76 You ask for a feel good story, you get a feel good story: https://tinyurl.com/pg97exl Paulina Gretsky does golf proud.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 03:16 PM (BZAd3)

77 The only pro golf event I ever attended was worth it. I saw a pro miss a 2 ft putt.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 03:16 PM (8MjqI)

78 If you ever want to smile just watch Charles Barkley drive one.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 03:17 PM (QeH9j)

79 Paulina Gretsky does golf proud. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 07:16 PM (BZAd3) Love how Paulina keeps her elbows at the proper angle on her backswing

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2014 03:18 PM (aTXUx)

80 >>74 When did they meet back up? Just this year? Yes. Yesterday, I think.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:19 PM (zDsvJ)

81 Barkley swing montage http://tinyurl.com/mefg75d

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 03:20 PM (QeH9j)

82 Yes. Yesterday, I think. Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 07:19 PM (zDsvJ) Cool. Thanks.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 03:20 PM (QeH9j)

83 miss you already DangerGirl and Truck Monkey!

Posted by: Puncher at April 09, 2014 03:21 PM (k4GEZ)

84 Billy's book, The Big Three and Me, is a nice read. Link above. He started out at Notre Dame -- couldn't take the weather.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:22 PM (zDsvJ)

85 Well, my new computer was delivered today. I had the builder install Windows 7. It has 8 GB of RAM. Boy this thing is fast compared to my 10 year old machine.

Posted by: Ronster at April 09, 2014 03:22 PM (puNd6)

86 I prefer to call that my "abstract period".

Ha! Sounds like fun.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 03:22 PM (I8YZX)

87 I see that Lt.Clebe McClary from the story above was invited to share his life story at an Air Force prayer breakfast a couple of years ago, and was targeted and protested by that atheist group that always goes after the military. They said he was too religious. Uff da.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2014 03:26 PM (oMKp3)

88 Oh, and I second that about hockey, CBD. It's much less hyped and, therefore, more enjoyable.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:26 PM (zDsvJ)

89 Well, my new computer was delivered today. I had the builder install Windows 7. It has 8 GB of RAM. Boy this thing is fast compared to my 10 year old machine.

What did you get? I'm going to have to buy one soon so I'm interested in recommendations.

Posted by: Retread at April 09, 2014 03:27 PM (cHwk5)

90 Astonishing really. Obama is refusing to tell Ukraine about Russian troop movements. DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT REPORT: U.S. refuses to share military intel with Kiev... http://drudge.tw/1k32bNw

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2014 03:28 PM (ZPrif)

91 So when I get introduced to him I tease him about his "harem" exceeding Tiger's.

We need a warning footnote re: taking the Moron off the blog into real life.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 03:28 PM (DL2i+)

92 Good stuff, Y.

Reminds me to get the golf on as things warm up.

Funny... Mrs T asked me if I wanted an overnight stay at a 5 star resort with golf package for my bday. So, duh, I'm like woohoo! yeah!...

20 minutes later she announced we're playing 9 holes at the local military base due to cost.

/sigh

women. Stop torturing us already.

It was fun to think about for a few minutes though.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 03:29 PM (x3YFz)

93 7 I see that Lt.Clebe McClary from the story above was invited to share his life story at an Air Force prayer breakfast a couple of years ago, and was targeted and protested by that atheist group that always goes after the military. They said he was too religious.

Uff da,

Groan. No wonder you've taken up drinking.

I think I'll join you.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 03:29 PM (I8YZX)

94 Natasha Henstridge will turn 40 this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 03:30 PM (jDTEQ)

95 20 I will take this time to say, keep well all my Moron friends. I'm going to take a much-needed break and recharge. Sometimes you need someone to give you a good (virtual) smack to let you know it's time to break loose from the aggravation for a while. Thanks T9. Stay healthy and happy my friends. Posted by: DangerGirl at home with her Sanity Prod at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (GrtrJ) Take care, DangerGirl. Can you leave your Sanity Prod here so we can use it while you're gone?

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2014 03:30 PM (sdi6R)

96 20 minutes later she announced we're playing 9 holes at the local military base due to cost. --- Heh. We had something similar at Casa Y-not. Were kicking around a trip to Hawaii for our 30th this summer. Then we have to drop everything to fly back to see my dad. Right after my husband was chosen by my dad to be the ONE family member present during a difficult procedure, I turned to said husband and whispered "Happy Anniversary, darling!"

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 03:31 PM (zDsvJ)

97 I was at the Master's the last time Nicklaus won. Sadly it was on Saturday so I didn't get to follow him on that thrilling last round and had to watch it on TV. Nice course that Augusta National. Very nice.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2014 03:32 PM (QupBk)

98 Well, well, well, ... guess what's coming out soon as a TV movie: Madame Secretary Tea Leoni is the Sec of State A look at the personal and professional life of a Secretary of State as she tries to balance her work and family life.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 03:32 PM (jDTEQ)

99 What did you get? I'm going to have to buy one soon so I'm interested in recommendations. Posted by: Retread at April 09, 2014 07:27 PM (cHwk5) I went to a computer shop and had one built. I picked the tower size, monitor size, Ram, OS, DVRRW and some other thing. They built it and delivered it to me.

Posted by: Ronster at April 09, 2014 03:33 PM (puNd6)

100 This is serious, by the way: Internet users told to change ALL passwords in wake of Â‘catastrophicÂ’ Heartbleed security bug Computer security expert Bruce Schneier agreed that reports on the severity of the bug were not being overblown in a Wednesday blog post where he described the flaw as Â“catastrophic.Â” Â“On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11,Â” Schneier said while speculating the bug could have been added intentionally, but thinks it more likely it was accidental. http://tinyurl.com/ptc9953

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 03:35 PM (IXrOn)

101 nood pod cats

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 09, 2014 03:37 PM (RUEW6)

102 We should post and warn people about the Heartbleed bug. The advice is to change every single password you have. It's a high security threat. See daily caller piece.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 03:39 PM (IXrOn)

103 Ronster, thanks. Custom made AND delivered. They're gonna spoil you.

Posted by: Retread at April 09, 2014 03:39 PM (cHwk5)

104
At first I thought that was a baby porcupine (couldn't read the caption). So to further my edjumication, I went to the repository of all accurate information on the internet, Wikipedia. Among the mating rituals is this gem:

"A male porcupine urinates on a female porcupine prior to mating, spraying the urine at high velocity."

Dood. Never knew that porcupines were members of Teh Patriarchy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2014 03:42 PM (TIIx5)

105 I followed Fuzzy Zoeller and Hubie Green for a while that Saturday. That was a study in contrasts.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2014 03:42 PM (QupBk)

106 I went to high school in Augusta . Used to be they would have local athletes as gallery guards for a little part time job . Anyway , in 73 I was lucky enough to get that job . Friend and I were on the 1st hole . Once the field played through No.1 we got to watch the rest of the tourney . Pretty cool spring job . A bunch of Augusta residents rent their houses out for Masters week . I suspect these days they can make 6 months of mortgage payments just for renting their house out for a week .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 09, 2014 03:44 PM (whqez)

107 I will take this time to say, keep well all my Moron friends. I'm going to take a much-needed break and recharge. Sometimes you need someone to give you a good (virtual) smack to let you know it's time to break loose from the aggravation for a while. Thanks T9.

Stay healthy and happy my friends.

Posted by: DangerGirl at home with her Sanity Prod at April 09, 2014 06:44 PM (GrtrJ)

sometimes, a step back to reassess is good. We'll be here when you get back. We won't be wearing pants.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 03:49 PM (x3YFz)

108 There's usually a goldarn gullywasher at least one day during Masters . When we were there it was blowing probably 40 mph in gusts as well as heavy rain . The guys just kept on playing like it was nothing . The honorary starters are pretty cool . We got to see some of the real old timers of golf . I remember Gene Sarazen especially . Guy was in his eighties then and could still belt it pretty good . First time I ever saw someone wearing knickers .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 09, 2014 03:56 PM (whqez)

109 I'm the designated willow , I see .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 09, 2014 03:57 PM (whqez)

110 Among the mating rituals is this gem: "A male porcupine urinates on a female porcupine prior to mating, spraying the urine at high velocity." -- My sister has sugar gliders. They have bifurcated penii. Don't know if the girls have two holes.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 04:08 PM (zDsvJ)

111 "Clebe's" been a motivational speaker for quite some time. He spoke to a lot of the AF Squadron Officer School classes back in the early aught's. Thanks, Y-not!

Posted by: SPinRHF16 at April 09, 2014 04:42 PM (hAq2k)

112 Thanks for finding that story. We attended the same church in the 1980s. http://clebemcclary.com/index.htm

Posted by: Mike at April 09, 2014 06:09 PM (AdieD)

113 From here, so im biased. But im out there every year and it never palls. Greenern Ireland, and heavy with all manner of flowers. Beer and good food they almost give away. It' s fun, too, too see an event fire ALL the advertisers.

Posted by: redclay at April 09, 2014 07:18 PM (nQ11k)

114

Never posted a comment here before but I read daily. I feel compelled to after reading the Casper/McClary connection. I had the great fortune of hearing McClary speak while at the USAF Squadron Officers School in 1997.

He left me with one phrase I will always have in my head. FIDO- Forget it, and drive on.

If he told the Casper story, I don't remember. As an avid golfer, I am gratified to hear the connection.

But I do remember Lt McClary very well, and every time my life goes "Tango Uniform" I try to remember to Forget it and Drive on!

Posted by: Chuck at April 10, 2014 06:43 AM (3cY3/)

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