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March 04, 2012

Food Stamp President [ArthurK]
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— Open Blogger

Here's a fun e-voting story. Wash DC offcials double-dog-dared hackers to subvert their e-voting system. Gave them a 3 week window.

The team also managed to guess the login details for the terminal server used by the voting system. This wasn't exactly difficult, since the user name and password were both "admin".
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Finally, they inserted the word "owned" onto the final signoff screen of the voting page, and set up the University of Michigan football fight song to play after 15 seconds.
It took two days before the authorities discovered they'd been pwned, and they were only alerted to that fact when another tester told them the system was secure, but that they should lose the music on the sign-off screen, as it was rather annoying.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:57 AM | Comments (154)
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1 RACIST!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 04, 2012 09:00 AM (niZvt)

2 Whew! Thanks Comrade Arthur. That little Random kid was getting depressing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:01 AM (d0Tfm)

3 Is this the blog where the fudge packing moderates bash on Rush and nuzzle Romney's scrotum?

Posted by: EIB at March 04, 2012 09:02 AM (EL+OC)

4 Hmm, I wonder how smoked Yogi Bear brisket would taste...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:02 AM (d0Tfm)

5 Nothing that allows access by sign in can be made hacker proof. All you can do is slow them down enough to make it not worthwhile.

That is the purpose of fences and locks. They keep honest people honest and slow down the others enough to to either make it not worthwhile or to allow human intervention.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2012 09:04 AM (YdQQY)

6 Re vote hacking, the dems will snicker; the Repubes will ignore it, like always. From the recent TrueTheVote webinar, one of the frequently made comments belittling the impact of voter fraud mentions the fact that 10 million votes separated Ogabe from McLame. The typical commenter says, "You can't have voter fraud with a margin like that, so you're just wasting your time." To wit, the TTV founder replied, "There are 200,000 polling places in the U.S. If 50 fraudulent votes are cast at each, you've just stolen the election."

Posted by: RushBabe, severely conservative at March 04, 2012 09:05 AM (tQHzJ)

7 hahaha

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 04, 2012 09:05 AM (Ho2rs)

8 Poor bear, all he wants is the picnic basket. and the people bringing it.

Posted by: todler at March 04, 2012 09:06 AM (OluE0)

9 That poster calls to mind how leftists believe in leaving primitive Amazonian tribes alone to be observed like anthropological lab rats, but the moment such people get a small taste of modernity, they're then the poor and oppressed.

Posted by: Deuce at March 04, 2012 09:07 AM (E55AK)

10 Heh - Go Blue!

Posted by: Russell28 at March 04, 2012 09:07 AM (qiBex)

11 I'm watching the Bigs today - do we have any clue when they launch the new site? Dana Loesch has been hinting at it on Twitter, but they don't give a time.

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 04, 2012 09:07 AM (Lo/3Q)

12 Re: E-voting, anyone else notice that they didn't find the problem until a security tester mentioned the music, AFTER calling it secure?

Posted by: todler at March 04, 2012 09:08 AM (OluE0)

13 5 Hmm, I wonder how smoked Yogi Bearbrisket would taste... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 01:02 PM (d0Tfm) Like chicken. Squeakhole was still real tight, too.

Posted by: Booboo at March 04, 2012 09:08 AM (niZvt)

14 The Forest Service, part of the USDA, has signs posted on some trails in White Mountain Nat'l Forest warning of weather turning nasty, be prepared for the worst, top physical condition, etc.

Same Forest Service made The Appalachian Mountain Club make one of their mountain lodges, accessible only on foot, install a wheelchair ramp as part of their renovations.

Posted by: fluffy at March 04, 2012 09:08 AM (vRSeu)

"The rest of it stinks like crap."

As I suspected, but I wanted to hear from some Morons who knew.

Neither the bear or the deer down here are big enough to do much of anything with.

Oh, and my first gig as an Infidel went well yesterday, music-wise. The crowd was sparse, but they had the bikini contest right before we started our set. We all looked at each other as said, "I love my job."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:08 AM (d0Tfm)

16 Foodstamps are.SCOAMF buying votes. This program ought to be abolished. I work in a store, all they buy is brand-name products , chips , soda, junk food, ice cream and luxuries that I myself cannot afford. On my dime, no less

Posted by: Cato at March 04, 2012 09:10 AM (btRMw)

as said = and said.

Sorry, no Guinness as of yet to steady the typing hand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:11 AM (d0Tfm)

18 Bears don't vote. You can't buy the vote of someone who doesn't vote.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:11 AM (I2LwF)

19 bears are people too.....feed the damn bears!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 04, 2012 09:12 AM (Ho2rs)

20 bears should vote......twice even!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, rip andrew at March 04, 2012 09:13 AM (Ho2rs)

21 The typical commenter says, "You can't....
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The other major elephant on the couch they ignore is we elect President's by State, not popular vote. All they have to do is steal enough votes in States like OH and VA where the margin is in the low 1000s.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2012 09:13 AM (YdQQY)

22 Very simple Grasshopper.

Animals dependent= bad

People dependent= good.

/Confucious reminds us governments are evil.

Posted by: ghost of David Carradine at March 04, 2012 09:14 AM (z63Tr)

23 well said, Cato @ 20

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:14 AM (I2LwF)

24 Still wondering who the Moron on the ONT was...

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at March 04, 2012 09:15 AM (otfJ1)

25 That is one patient bear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:15 AM (d0Tfm)

26 Same Forest Service made The Appalachian Mountain Club make one of their mountain lodges, accessible only on foot, install a wheelchair ramp as part of their renovations.

Posted by: fluffy at March 04, 2012 01:08 PM (vRSeu)

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That is the irony of government regulation. Even if you built some kind of public accommodation at the top of a mountain accessible only by foot, you will still have to make it handicapped accessible in all that it entails.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2012 09:15 AM (YdQQY)

27 Hey Ima, still got that land deal going on?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:16 AM (d0Tfm)

28 29 Still wondering who the Moron on the ONT was...

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at March 04, 2012 01:15 PM (otfJ1)

Guilty.

of also wanting to know

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:16 AM (I2LwF)

29 when the POTUS gets his Volt , he will not have to worry about inventory now will he?

Posted by: Flintsione at March 04, 2012 09:17 AM (dZmmV)

30 @32 -- I been hypmotized!

Posted by: American Electorate 2008 at March 04, 2012 09:17 AM (tQHzJ)

31 I heard why they stopped prouction on the Volt: they're replacing it with a gas-electric-eind-solar--peddle-hydro-unicorn hybrid called the Yabba.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:18 AM (I2LwF)

32 Bears don't vote. When they do, they'll get handouts. For the cubs.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 09:19 AM (qOpnH)

33 But "admin" is my password!

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at March 04, 2012 09:19 AM (6RnvM)

34 NPS is in the Dept. of Interior.

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 09:20 AM (pbxle)

35 Hey, Booboo, smarter than the average Dem!

Posted by: yogi bear at March 04, 2012 09:20 AM (6RnvM)

36 Hey, you know that blue web-divas button on the sidebar? Click on it. Seriously.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:20 AM (I2LwF)

37 Bears are leftards because no matter what they do, the MSM makes excuses for them.

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 09:21 AM (pbxle)

38
I also vote in the woods.

Posted by: The Bear at March 04, 2012 09:21 AM (2TRSa)

39 It's all fun and games until you run out of potato chips.

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2012 09:21 AM (FDEjy)

40 Yogi touches me down there.

Posted by: boo boo at March 04, 2012 09:22 AM (qOpnH)

41 Great, if the nation is smart enough to turn out the Stuttering Clustrerfuck of a Miserable Tyrant the liberals will cry vote fraud. Dems don't even need to hack into machines to cheat, they just bus students across state borders to same day register and vote places for pre-voting and then bus their core believers around to multiple precincts with a list of dead people's names in the "voter ID is racist" places. GOP face consequences when caught cheating and aren't even sure they want to win. If they want to secure the machines all it would take is if they would require a pair of crypocard passwords to log on and split the cards to a representative from each major party. Easy peasy so of course it wont happen.

Posted by: Palerider at March 04, 2012 09:22 AM (FYUWS)

42 Paper ballots.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:22 AM (I2LwF)

43 I wonder if WaPo even bothered to print this...

Posted by: phreshone at March 04, 2012 09:23 AM (KtT0H)

44 Hey, you know that blue web-divas button on the sidebar? Click on it. Seriously. Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 01:20 PM

Ah, yes. I see it's still there. It's even more fun when you have google translate the page.

Posted by: Smell of Desire at March 04, 2012 09:23 AM (TrNbx)

45 dip index finger in ink.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:23 AM (I2LwF)

46 Oops. Cryptocards. Well I should step away from the computer soon anyway.

Posted by: Palerider at March 04, 2012 09:23 AM (FYUWS)

47 long jail sentences for cheaters.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:24 AM (I2LwF)

48 I've been seeing videos of these new zoos were only a strong piece of glass separates the critters and the tasty humans. I've seen this with lions and grizzly bears. Most of the time the animal is going nuts trying to get at the human hors d'oeuvres. It just seems weird to me.

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 09:24 AM (pbxle)

49 Great news we have another Muslim sympathy advocate as 3rd in command at the justice dept, Johnny Jihads defense.. laweryered up with the DOJ making Eric (Beholding to gun runners) 3rd in command.. All the love and empathy for our enemies in the known universe... I am gonna have to start drinking Biblically again...

Posted by: Flintsione at March 04, 2012 09:25 AM (dZmmV)

The NYSE gets billions of trades done every day and reconciles every one of them down to the penny. But we can't figure out how to vote once every two years without screwing up the results?

I ask: Can't, or don't want to?

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:25 AM (I2LwF)

"Hey, you know that blue web-divas button on the sidebar? Click on it. Seriously."

Wow! I'm assuming teh Ewok King doesn't know about this yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:25 AM (d0Tfm)

52 2-3 years ago, I saw about one or two food stamp cards a day at work. These days, I see about twenty to thirty, in the same amount of time. Keep in mind that this is a convenience store (hooray Obama Economy, have to keep the job you have no matter how crappy), with prices that border on ludicrous.

This is where our tax money is going, and it's time we stopped accepting things like this and started fighting back. We, the working stiffs that keep this country running, are going to be eaten out of house and home if we don't find a way to stop the welfare state gravy train.

The future of this Republic depends on all of our efforts to put an end to this kind of naked graft and find workable solutions that get people off their asses and back to work.

Posted by: Cato at March 04, 2012 09:26 AM (r8qbV)

53 billions of dollars of trades, sorry

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:26 AM (I2LwF)

54 And, Booboo, screw this no HTML crap. I need a pic-i-nic basket to calm down!

Posted by: yogi bear at March 04, 2012 09:26 AM (6RnvM)

Wow! I'm assuming teh Ewok King doesn't know about this yet?

For the last couple of months, I've tried to tell anyone whose email I had. Nobody's listening. Or maybe they know and they don't want to hear.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:26 AM (I2LwF)

56 Wow! I'm assuming teh Ewok King doesn't know about this yet?

It's been mentioned a few times over the last year or two.

Posted by: Francis at March 04, 2012 09:27 AM (xXGK4)

57 admin admin

I'm so laughing out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at March 04, 2012 09:28 AM (GTbGH)

Wow @ web-divas...

Does that mean we can swear again?

Posted by: Ninja Please at March 04, 2012 09:28 AM (0xOQP)

59 "The team also managed to guess the login details for the terminal server used by the voting system. This wasn't exactly difficult, since the user name and password were both 'admin'."

You gotta be kiddin' me? They never bothered to change the default login account and were compromised by the most simple brute force attack? Fail. Epic fail. You're fired! fail.

Oh, wait. This was a government managed system? Then promote the admins!

Yeah, Chinese and Russian crackers have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2012 09:28 AM (eHIJJ)

60 web-divas link should probably be noted as, well, whatever is Japanese for "not safe for work"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:28 AM (QTHTd)

61 I've been seeing videos of these new zoos were only a strong piece of glass separates the critters and the tasty humans. I've seen this with lions and grizzly bears. Most of the time the animal is going nuts trying to get at the human hors d'oeuvres. It just seems weird to me.

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 01:24 PM (pbxle)

The Singapore zoo has no fences, cages or glass separating the critters from the humans. All natural barriers. As far as I know, they've never had an incident.

Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2012 09:29 AM (X6akg)

62 "admin admin"

What a coincidence! I have the same combination on my luggage?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:29 AM (QTHTd)

63 Poor bear, all he wants is the picnic basket. and the people bringing it.

He looks a little tense. I think he's waiting for a pack of free condoms.

Posted by: Heorot at March 04, 2012 09:29 AM (xXGK4)

"For the last couple of months, I've tried to tell anyone whose email I had. Nobody's listening. Or maybe they know and they don't want to hear."

Further proof that I'm a Moron: I always thought that was a web design company.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:29 AM (d0Tfm)

65 "Hey, you know that blue web-divas button on the sidebar? Click on it. Seriously." What button? Me no see. Maybe Safari hides it. Or I'm blind.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 09:31 AM (qOpnH)

66 Busty Asian Babes is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2012 09:32 AM (FDEjy)

Hey, speaking of voting, I get to vote on Super Tuesday. I'm considering same-day registering Democrat and writing in Ron Paul.

What think?

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:32 AM (I2LwF)

68 I didn't bother emailing anyone. I figured I'd just mention it in the comments and it would get taken care of. I've mentioned it four times now. I just consider it my own little AoSHQ "easter egg" anymore.

Posted by: Smell of Desire at March 04, 2012 09:32 AM (TrNbx)

69 We expect Ron Paul will win VA, right?

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 09:33 AM (qOpnH)

70 You gotta be kiddin' me? They never bothered to change the default login account and were compromised by the most simple brute force attack? Fail. Epic fail. You're fired! fail.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2012 01:28 PM (eHIJJ)

It was part of an obligatory "affirmative action for retarded hackers" program. SCOTUS held 5-4, citing the disparate impact of security procedures on the stupid. Social justice!

Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 09:33 AM (X3lox)

71 Vote for Update PartyResults Set PartyInitial=R Where PartyInitial=D!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:34 AM (QTHTd)

72 E\veryone's seen the "Breitbart is Here" link in the sidebar, right?

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:34 AM (I2LwF)

73 Most of the time the animal is going nuts trying to get at the human hors d'oeuvres. It just seems weird to me.
I know what you mean... freaky.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIZ04AGTjHc

Posted by: lornzack of mars at March 04, 2012 09:34 AM (6RnvM)

74 Keep your eyes peeled for this bitch: http://goo.gl/rj7Ed

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 09:35 AM (pbxle)

75 On the e-voting story, RTWT. The team also identified and blocked attacks from other countries. I don't like the idea of another country controlling the vote any more than the already existing fraud in the system. They do too much of it as it is. We don't need to make it easier for them.

Posted by: Watcher at March 04, 2012 09:36 AM (NABxn)

"E\veryone's seen the "Breitbart is Here" link in the sidebar, right?"

Yup, got one up over at my place already. Still need to change my gravitar pic to that image too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 04, 2012 09:37 AM (d0Tfm)

77 It's okay. I just changed my password to 1234.

Posted by: joe 'super genius' biden at March 04, 2012 09:37 AM (6RnvM)

78 ...Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica...

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2012 09:38 AM (d+n9Q)

79 He's my desktop now.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:38 AM (I2LwF)

80 If you wanted to know who's checking out the 'divas: http://tinyurl.com/7fz6jr6. [SFW]

Someone in Khartoum must be feeling very, very lonely. And the coastal Californians have got the yellow fever in a bad way

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:39 AM (QTHTd)

81 How come Panda bears can never get it up?

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 09:39 AM (pbxle)

82 That vote hacking story was on CBS or NBC news a couple weeks ago. Do the "reformers" really think the system will have more credibility without actual paper ballots people can sit down and count, with public observers? My county has mechanical tallying machines but we can always count paper ballots too in close races.

Posted by: jeanne! with two N's and an E at March 04, 2012 09:39 AM (3MVsc)

83 He looks a little tense. I think he's waiting for a pack of free condoms.
That's okay. I get all the estrogen I need eating Georgetown sluts. Right, Booboo?

Posted by: yogi bear at March 04, 2012 09:39 AM (6RnvM)

84 That ain't estrogen...

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:41 AM (I2LwF)

85 How come Panda bears can never get it up?
They're half white.

Posted by: anonymous brown bear at March 04, 2012 09:42 AM (6RnvM)

86 Hey, you know that blue web-divas button on the sidebar? Click on it. Seriously.

I'm not seeing it. Is it because I have adblock running?

Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2012 09:43 AM (X6akg)

87 Panda bears are vegans, are they not?

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2012 09:43 AM (FDEjy)

88 The NYSE gets billions of [dollars in] trades done every day and reconciles every one of them down to the penny. But we can't figure out how to vote once every two years without screwing up the results?

I ask: Can't, or don't want to?
Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 01:25 PM (I2LwF)

You don't even have to go that far. These same states run their lotteries, which dispense millions of tickets on a daily basis and give away billions of dollars. I have never heard of anyone hacking the state Lotto computer or a ticket being forged or a legitimate claim of a ticket not being recorded ... they know exactly how many winning tickets were purchased the second the number is drawn, and from which stores. These same states claim they can't run a secure voting system that differs little from their numbers racket except that it is actually one of the few responsibilities the government actually has (unlike running numbers, which they do with no problem).

Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 09:44 AM (X3lox)

89 I don't see any web divas button. Is it getting adblocked or no-scripted? Or is it an active-X thing that don't work with my linux?

Posted by: Random guest-starring on 'Hee-Haw' at March 04, 2012 09:45 AM (MMC8r)

90 I'm going to guess that web-divas started out as different -

- yep, here's the wayback: http://tinyurl.com/7drdqtf. "Design solutions for your website".

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:47 AM (QTHTd)

91 "Nothing that allows access by sign in can be made hacker proof."

Not true, Vic. But it requires the use of cryptography, and is an administrative nightmare.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2012 09:47 AM (Why44)

92 >>Further proof that I'm a Moron: I always thought that was a web design company.

So did I, until today. I wonder what other surprises are hidden around here.

Posted by: Retread at March 04, 2012 09:47 AM (joSBv)

93 I think web-divas used to be pixy's site.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 09:47 AM (I2LwF)

94 Sacred honor compels me to reveal.... I paid a bear with food stamps for sex.

Posted by: Will Folks at March 04, 2012 09:47 AM (DGIjM)

95 I don't see any web divas button. Is it getting adblocked or no-scripted? Or is it an active-X thing that don't work with my linux?

Could be ad-block. I can see it with ad-block on linux but it might depend on which list you have ad-block subscribed to. It would be in the right hand column right under where it says "Powered by Movable Type"

Posted by: Heorot at March 04, 2012 09:51 AM (xXGK4)

96 Yeah, IOTW has a good thing going with that "Brietbart is here" idea.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2012 09:52 AM (Why44)

97 Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a panda ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Posted by: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature at March 04, 2012 09:53 AM (GTbGH)

98 Ad block must kill the Web Divas link, I don't see it either.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2012 09:54 AM (Why44)

99 Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 01:44 PM (X3lox) Casting a vote and buying a ticket are two very different things.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 09:54 AM (qOpnH)

100 Singapore also lacks teenagers who tease the Siberian tigers.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 09:55 AM (QTHTd)

101 There was a book about funny mistakes made in writing, grammar, etc. published back in the Nineties. It was titled something like "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" which originally appeared in an article describing the habits of the Panda. And that's the most boring/useless thing I've posted in a while...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 04, 2012 09:55 AM (hiMsy)

102

"Japanese girls love sexual intercourse. And the Japanese girls have world's best sexual intercourse technique. The sexual intercourse of girls is the best in the world. A country of the Far East, the Japanese raven-black hair are wonderful, too."

HAHAHA

The button is on this page, not the main page.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at March 04, 2012 09:58 AM (xXhWA)

103 I'm using Firefox....turned Adblock off....reloaded the page and I still don't see it. The ads now appear but not whatever it is that's suppose to be under 'Moveable type'.

Ok, I'm over it.

Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2012 09:59 AM (X6akg)

104 You wouldn't want to see it anyways Tami.

Posted by: buzzion at March 04, 2012 10:00 AM (GULKT)

105 Panda bears are vegans, are they not?
No. Those are the dudes with pointy ears, man.

Posted by: dumb guy at March 04, 2012 10:00 AM (6RnvM)

106 On the left side, under "Contact" LOL

Posted by: lesbian seagull at March 04, 2012 10:00 AM (xXhWA)

107 Casting a vote and buying a ticket are two very different things.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 01:54 PM (qOpnH)

Only on their face. Secure and accurate real-time tabulation of preferences is what they both are - well ... only the numbers racket is real-time. The voting system has the wall of 80 year old ladies defending initial entry.

Voting and the numbers racket software are not all that different in what they actually do.

Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 10:01 AM (X3lox)

108 Found it. Safari put it on the other side. How the heck did it get on this site and how the heck is it still there? Maybe Thai trannies control this site and the ewok is a fake?

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 10:02 AM (qOpnH)

109 If Japanese girls love sexual intercourse so much why are they always crying when I give them the intercourse?

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Posted by: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature at March 04, 2012 10:04 AM (GTbGH)

111 Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 01:44 PM (X3lox) How will the system ensure that a vote which came from me is faithfully recorded, faithfully counted, and not duplicated or reverse duplicated? A simple pass/fail running in meatspace is needed. Fingers stained with ink works.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 10:05 AM (qOpnH)

112 That e-voting story is a classic for our times. \o/

Posted by: Peaches at March 04, 2012 10:07 AM (BETpH)

113 I posted this is the book thread.. but nobody is reading the book thread. media matters is mad at ACE. hehe http://tinyurl.com/8yhzv3k

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 04, 2012 10:07 AM (DGIjM)

114 media matters is mad at ACE. hehe

Did they spell the site right?

Posted by: toby928© at March 04, 2012 10:08 AM (GTbGH)

115 BEARS DON'T VOTE!!

Posted by: escapefromstl at March 04, 2012 10:10 AM (eHa73)

116 Brock's complaints about our host are taken under consideration.

Since he's reading here, what exactly is it he was paying for his ex-lover to hide; and where'd he get the money from?

And where did he find that fabulous centurion's bust?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 04, 2012 10:13 AM (QTHTd)

117
At least MM had a funny quote.

Posted by: mike at March 04, 2012 10:14 AM (pbxle)

118 So I watched season two on Downton Abbey on Amazon, it was pretty Meh but they really jumped the shark at the end. They actually read a servant his Miranda rights. In England. In 1918.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2012 10:14 AM (GZitp)

119 media matters is mad at ACE. hehe

http://tinyurl.com/8yhzv3k
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 04, 2012 02:07 PM (DGIjM)

They picked a great line. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 10:15 AM (X3lox)

120 It does not need an addition, but it does need correction: The National Parks Service is part of the Department of the Interior, not Agriculture.

Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2012 10:16 AM (ykSKg)

121 The typical commenter says, "You can't have voter fraud with a margin like that, so you're just wasting your time." To wit, the TTV founder replied, "There are 200,000 polling places in the U.S. If 50 fraudulent votes are cast at each, you've just stolen the election."

Posted by: RushBabe, severely conservative at March 04, 2012 01:05 PM (tQHzJ)

It's worse than that example implies because Electoral College votes, not popular vote, determine the outcome. Voter fraud in a relatively few swing states can shift an election. One hundred thousand fraudulent votes, strategically distributed, could change an election's result.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 04, 2012 10:17 AM (oTDJ0)

122 http://tinyurl.com/8yhzv3k

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 04, 2012 02:07 PM (DGIjM)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at March 04, 2012 10:18 AM (BETpH)

123 The Web Divas link shows up in the comments sidebar (left side), but not on the main page.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 04, 2012 10:19 AM (/D8ux)

124 Ah we do have a book thread today, but alas, it is being trashed with off-topic non-book stuff.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2012 10:19 AM (YdQQY)

125 They picked a great line. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: really ... at March 04, 2012 02:15 PM (X3lox)

Ace was absolutely hysterical on twitter yesterday. A book should be made of those tweets.

Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2012 10:22 AM (X6akg)

126 Just look at that bear's hands. Not a working bear's hands.

Posted by: eman at March 04, 2012 10:23 AM (qOpnH)

127 Tami.. I was laughing my ass off at his tweets yesterday too.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 04, 2012 10:25 AM (DGIjM)

128

Also, I think it was Newt Gingrich who used to point out that credit card companies and banks do zillions of transactions a day very safely, yet we don't have a good way to verify Social Security numbers and things for employment and immigration purposes.

I *think* it was around the time his Big Idea was making the healthcare system more efficient with electronic records, computerized prescriptions (as opposed to a doctor's scribbles) and things like that.

Maybe someone with a better memory can elaborate or correct me. Newt's had so many ideas that it's hard to keep track. He'd really be a better pundit or columnist or something that candidate or elected official. (Yes, I know he was a Fox News contributor for a while. He didn't have his own show, though.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 04, 2012 10:26 AM (/D8ux)

129 I am sure that if they pass a law giving bears the vote, then they will hand out food to the bears as well.

Posted by: Make Believe Media at March 04, 2012 10:26 AM (A5SiJ)

130 Just read on twitter that Santorum isnt eligible for a bunch of delegates in Ohio.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 04, 2012 10:27 AM (DGIjM)

131 I was hoping one of the cobloggers would live blog Ace's epic tweet session yesterday, it was truly hilarious. I thought he was channeling Hunter S. Thompson for a while there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 04, 2012 10:29 AM (BETpH)

132 I was hoping one of the cobloggers would live blog Ace's epic tweet session yesterday, it was truly hilarious. I thought he was channeling Hunter S. Thompson for a while there . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 04, 2012 02:29 PM (BETpH)

When he stopped late last night, I pictured him passed out with some genoa salami hanging out of his mouth.

Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2012 10:31 AM (X6akg)

133 My Volkswagon Bus once broke down in East Whoreville.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2012 10:31 AM (d+n9Q)

134 That Bear has Expressive Wrists.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2012 10:32 AM (d+n9Q)

135 Where hasn't a VW bus broke down?

Posted by: Ronster at March 04, 2012 10:33 AM (T1nDt)

136 Music for the next Chevy Volt ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2012 10:33 AM (ykSKg)

137 "Just read on twitter that Santorum isnt eligible for a bunch of delegates in Ohio."

True. even if he win's it he's ineligible for a third of the delegates. His campaign blunders ounce again.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2012 10:33 AM (GZitp)

138

Posted by: Ronster at March 04, 2012 02:33 PM (T1nDt)

But you ALWAYS get help. Every time.

They usually get you high while you are waiting for the parts, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2012 10:34 AM (d+n9Q)

139

Santorum and Gingrich (and Perry, and...) really dropped the ball by not being on every ballot.

Well, "dropped the ball" is a little harsh. It takes money and staffing, which really only Romney has actually had. The experience of having run before (which Romney and Paul share) helps a lot too.

So, yeah, I'm pretty resigned to the idea of Nominey. I figure that if he can win the primary without my supptort, well, then.

Such a shame. If we'd had a halfway decent field, the general election would almost be in the bag by now. As it is, I don't know that any of them are especially electable in and of themselves. Contrasted to Obama, okay, we have a shot. But it's always better to have a positive, affirmative reason to vote *for* instead of *against.*

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 04, 2012 10:34 AM (/D8ux)

140 long jail sentences for cheaters.

Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2012 01:24 PM (I2LwF)

Yet another score by the corruptocrats -- small chance of penalty. First of all, you better hope there's an "R" AG in the state who will even press charges. Then you'll need a judge who wasn't appointed by a "D" to even give them significant jail time.

In Va., the current General Assembly actually added a few new penalties for voter fraud, but they didn't want them to take effect until 2013. Epic minds at work.

Posted by: American Electorate 2008 at March 04, 2012 10:40 AM (tQHzJ)

141 There's no way we'd endorse Santorum, so it was financially sound of him not to campaign here.

Posted by: Mayor of East Whoreville at March 04, 2012 10:40 AM (eHIJJ)

142

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2012 02:34 PM (d+n9Q)

I always thought it was engine fumes escaping the cracks in the doors. Now, I know better.

Posted by: Ronster at March 04, 2012 10:41 AM (T1nDt)

143 I hate when we have two threads going. I must have poor internets skills, I always get caught in the dead one.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2012 10:41 AM (Why44)

144 http://tinyurl.com/6myla7v All this Breitbart stuff got me thinkin' about Acidman. Dammit.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 04, 2012 10:45 AM (1ZF7c)

145 Commenting on a few corrections- and let's be clear and correct here on this wonderful leading military blog- the National Park Service is part of the Dept. of the Interior, but the National Forestry service is a part of the Dept. of Agriculture.

A distinction with a difference, but not a whole hell of a lot of one. Kinda proves the point others have made. Why the hell do we have (and pay for) both ?

Posted by: JBintheOB at March 04, 2012 11:24 AM (Q1ey0)

146 A state rep in MN had to apologize for mentioning this in her weekly update to constituents: http://tinyurl.com/85rysxt

Why do we have to apologize for highlighting the liberals' only hope for maintaining relevance?

Posted by: EIEIEO at March 04, 2012 11:41 AM (hcFgY)

147 /lurk off

This Knicks/Celtics game is fantastic

/lurk on

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 04, 2012 11:44 AM (AbtkS)

148 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2012 01:40 PM (7W3wI)

149 LULZ!

Posted by: Nipper at March 04, 2012 02:37 PM (IoDFI)

150 LOL. Who knew that the FDA had a minimum daily requirement for Irony??

Posted by: dissent555 at March 04, 2012 03:17 PM (yR6A1)

151

Hey Ace, thanks for posting our poster! Stop by Big City Cops on facebook, we think you'll like what we have to say.

Cheers!

Posted by: Big City Cops at March 04, 2012 03:32 PM (TcgZT)

152 Actually the SCOTUS adopted its own version of the Uk's advisement of rights in Miranda vs. Arizona. The UK had it first, but I do not recall for how long.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 04, 2012 04:15 PM (Txumn)

153 The Michigan fight song? glad you asked.

       Fail! Fail! We Missed-Again!

Fail! To the second-rate finishers!
Fail! The return diminishers!
Fail! Fail! To Michigan!
We always flunk the test!

Fail! But remember our cheer:
Fail! But just WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR!
Fail! Fail! We Missed-Again!
Forever second best!

        Help! Help! For Michigan!

Help! For the big game losers!
Help! For the choke excusers!
Help! Help! For Michigan,
Aid is needed here!

Help! For the behind-laggers!
Help! The MNC gaggers!
Help! Help! For Michigan,
But WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

       Hurl! Hurl! To Sing Again!

Hurl! To this wretched fight song!
Hurl! While the hounds bark along!
Hurl! Hurl! This fight song sucks!
Vomit and spew!

Hurl! At this putrid show tune!
Hurl! May the song please end soon!
Hurl! Hurl! Our fight song sucks!
We barf in Maize and Blue!

       Tie! Tie! With Sissy-men!

Tie! With the non-deciders!
Tie! With the draw abiders!
Tie! Tie! With Sissy-men!
Chokers and goats!

Tie! With the even-Stephens!
Tie! With the no-win heathens!
Tie! Tie! With Sissy-men!
Grasping at their throats!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 05, 2012 04:41 AM (1hM1d)

154 "Government Irony" is actually the latest manifestation of dueling competencies. That is where two different agencies, both of whom are so competent in their respective areas of responsibility that we give them a monopoly on the use of force to oversee these areas, to make regulations having the weight of law, to even carry guns to enforce those regulations, and where two different competencies publish policy edicts that contradict each other, sometimes in ways that are dangerous to the safety of the public not to mention to our prosperity.

The previous best example of dueling competencies was when the government agency responsible for management of the water on the Missouri river mismanaged the level of water in its several massive upstream impoundments that it was forced to release record amounts to protect those dams. This resulted in such flooding that high water endangered two nuclear power plants, which were sited on the river under the regulatory guidance of another competent government agency who was so competent that those plants would never have to worry about being flooded.

And yet some people want to place our health care totally in the hands of a brand new competent government agency.

Posted by: theBuckWheat at March 05, 2012 06:07 AM (kSPiI)

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