August 30, 2012

Former Actor Jason Biggs Thinks He's Pretty Funny
— Ace

You don't know who he is, do you?

Well you can be excused for not knowing who he is -- after all, you spend all your time watching movies and tv shows and reading entertainment-industry trade papers, so how could you know who he is?*

He was the guy who "starred" in American Pie until people saw the film and decided Seann William Scott ("Stiffler") was actually the star, despite only being in the movie for 20 minutes.

He's now apparently doing voice-over work for cartoons -- the new Ninja Turtles on Nickelodeon. So, really lighting it up, career-wise. And also: Maybe your kids don't need to watch Ninja Turtles, eh?

Just degrading nastiness for the sake of it.

* Joke swiped from Chloris Leachman from one of the Comedy Central Roasts.

Posted by: Ace at 02:01 PM | Comments (270)
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1 that's that guy who sticks his dick in pastry or something?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:02 PM (LRFds)

2 Who?

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 02:02 PM (QupBk)

3

I've had better.

Posted by: The Pie at August 30, 2012 02:02 PM (llMC3)

4 This guy owes his entire career to the fact that he looks like he could be Eugene Levy's son.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:03 PM (llMC3)

5 I've had better. Posted by: The Pie

I'm out of this thread because that comment can't be topped.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (QupBk)

6 4 garrett,


so he's an annoying Schumer clone?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (LRFds)

7 Lacey directed us to his twitter feed earlier today.  No idea who he was but after reading his tweets, he's a sicko.  Seriously, that guy has big problems.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (X6akg)

8 Never saw him in anything he seems mentally ill

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (DFrq6)

9 Just a public service reminder: Reality Check is the former Nationalist, an avowed white supremacist Illinois Nazi troll who has always loved Henry Gibson.

Posted by: Queefy Meatboy at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (pcnpf)

10 Just  add him to the list of washed up  loser B actors like Ellen Barkin and Cher...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (W2Z3C)

11 Oh, and Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: Queefy Meatboy at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (pcnpf)

12

He's abusive to pies, super glue, and video tapes in his movies. And apparently he is abusive to GOP wives. Where's the true war on women?

Posted by: Mo at August 30, 2012 02:04 PM (6EuF3)

13 Wouldn't lots of women love a Ryan cream pie?

Posted by: lorien1973 at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (0tkqC)

14

Its like twitter was designed by conservatives to give liberals a conduit with which to beclown themselves.

ROVE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 30, 2012 02:05 PM (t06LC)

15 You know, I  kind of liked the guy.  Played the dorky guy in movies and TV shows.  Wasn't great, but wasn't terrible.  Well screw him.  I'm not into big boycotts, but really what can I boycott with him.   I'm really not giving anything up. 

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (gmeXX)

16 Isn't that the guy who was going to jerk off Stifler so that two chicks would make out or something?

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (/YJYi)

17

DRUDGE: Half of Americans die almost broke.

;,;,,;.;.',,;  

 

That golden age is coming to an end.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (1Y+hH)

18 Par for the course.  I thought both the movie and him sucked elephant turds. The only reason that movie was popular with the kids of the day was nudity.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (YdQQY)

19 He found himself a new Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 30, 2012 02:06 PM (BIwwP)

20 Betcha he gets some parts now, though.  He's sure to be the guest villain on a Law & Order sometime soon.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (T0NGe)

21 so this guy is kind of in the same league as the kid who play Eddie Munster..?

Little known fact: Herman and Lily Munster were inspired by Al and Tipper Gore.

Posted by: mallfly at August 30, 2012 02:07 PM (bJm7W)

22 22 Mallfly,

they called it LoatheStory

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:08 PM (LRFds)

23 My company recently fired some 23-year old prick know it all jock asshole for his Twitter asininity. What a testament to a worthless generation...inanity carried out to 140 characters.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 30, 2012 02:09 PM (Ec6wH)

24 Gosh, I miss Breitbart.

Posted by: SH at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (gmeXX)

25 Keep f*cking that pie.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (6JMZR)

26 He was the guy jerking off into a sock in AP1.

About all he's known for now.  I can't think of anything else he's done that's even remotely noteworthy.

Another liberal douchebag exposed.

Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 02:10 PM (doBIb)

27 He deserved to be slapped in public.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (zrpqj)

28 I've had better.
Posted by: The Pie

I'm out of this thread because that comment can't be topped.
Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 06:04 PM (QupBk)



Sure it can.

Posted by: Jason Biggs' Whipped Cream at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (rLvxx)

29 Shrug. Dude was a loser in a crappy movie series, and he barely has a career now. He's desperate to get noticed and have roles better than voicing an awful kid show.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (r4wIV)

30 25 BFM,

yeah but who amongst us has not screwed up a promotion from asst manager to manager because you took to critiquing clients in your pizza shop's work log?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:11 PM (LRFds)

31 18 Par for the course. I thought both the movie and him sucked elephant turds. The only reason that movie was popular with the kids of the day was nudity.

Posted by: Vic at August 30, 2012 06:06 PM (YdQQY)


Yes, Shannon Elizabeth and Stifler were the only reasons I liked that movie when I saw it at 13.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (/YJYi)

32 So, the guy whose "claim to fame" is pretending to jerk off in a pie is making masturbation jokes.  When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (bAGA/)

33 I have no idea who this person is.  I am the 99 percent.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (P6QsQ)

34 27 the chicken,

every fowl has its day

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (LRFds)

35 Questions I may be sorry I asked:  What does he mean his wife's "peak."

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (XUKZU)

36 I guarandamntee you'll be hearing the pundits remark about how angry Clint Eastwood looked given his speech, and add that it is a perfect fit for a party filled with angry white men. Guaranteed mostly because Clint Eastwood always looks angry, and it's just too easy. Just remember assholes like this guy as they go down that road. The most vile angry white men seem to reside on the left, as they always have. Including the MSNBC guys that will be saying this tonight.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (cWpCn)

37 He's an actor, and not such a good one at that. Fuck him. Anyway his pals in libbywood are telling him what a swell guy is he as we speak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:12 PM (05RcU)

38 He fucked a pie. There.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (i0vBR)

39 We picked the wrong guy to obsess over.  Pfft, Mr. Biggs.

Posted by: Sex and the City Crones at August 30, 2012 02:13 PM (yN8NS)

40 Twitter is really the worst possible tool for actors and academics. Its like a glimpse into their horrible minds, unfiltered.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (r4wIV)

41 Oh THAT Jason Biggs. Just kidding. Who?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (6JMZR)

42 41 This is the exact kind of thing that happens when you live in the progressive bubble. Thank you twitter. Posted by: runninrebel at August 30, 2012 06:13 PM (N/1Dm) And that is they type of thing they think is acceptable to say in public......Can you imagine what they don't say on twitter??? I can

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (05RcU)

43 3
I've had better.

Posted by: The Pie

people are walking by my open door wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Posted by: the Butcher at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (8g9qq)

44 Gwen Ifill just tweeted Jason Biggs is God's gift to acting.

Posted by: soothsayer in a chariot dragging a corpse at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (6QTbk)

45 You know what's the greatest thing about a thread about Jason Biggs?

Nobody even comments about Jason Biggs.

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:14 PM (QKKT0)

46 Twitter is really the worst possible tool for actors and academics. Its like a glimpse into their horrible minds, unfiltered. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 06:14 PM (r4wIV) But we knew. We knew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:15 PM (05RcU)

47 I am kind of looking forward to the two more months of oozing hatred from the left. They put their faith in an earthly messiah, now he is going to lose, its so sad but what else will they have left but hate?

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (MkgGw)

48 Ooh, he's so edgy!

Posted by: Lauren at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (Mnuf7)

49 Wave a bowl of coke at him, he'll tweet Hayek quotes if you promise him some.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (yN8NS)

50 What does he mean his wife's "peak."

widow's peak.  As in: Paul Ryan has a prominent hairline feature known as a widow's peak, so he must like to jerk off onto pictures of it.  or something.

Posted by: wooga at August 30, 2012 02:16 PM (vjyZP)

51 Because. http://tinyurl.com/9yrq5mv NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (GEICT)

52

widow's peak.

 

---

 

That's not nearly as bad as I thought that it might be.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 30, 2012 02:17 PM (XUKZU)

53 Envy. The foundation of liberalism.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (6JMZR)

54 Biggs just saw the big comeback potential for his career some vile tweets could offer when close to 50 Former Actress Barkin decided to be all edgy and stuff.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (WItBr)

55 It just seems like the handlers for these guys should keep them off social media. When you're told all day you're smart, great, beautiful, and wonderful and everyone laughs at all your jokes, you're unprepared for Twitter and Facebook.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:18 PM (r4wIV)

56 Don't laugh.  He pulls in $2.50 per tweet.

Posted by: The Wizard of Axelrod at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (QKKT0)

57 Paul Ryan is wanted by many women and gay men in this country. Whereas,  Jason was never wanted by even the pie.

Posted by: Mo at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (6EuF3)

58

14 Wouldn't lots of women love a Ryan cream pie?

 

Meh....I'm not into cream pies.

 

I'd rather have Ryan in a Kilt.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (5BAYg)

59


http://tinyurl.com/9yrq5mv (nsfw)

 

That right there is the ONLY reason to watch that film.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:19 PM (llMC3)

60 I bet if DrewM. took a picture of his clipped toenails and said "please don't comment on this", it would get more comments than a Jason Biggs thread.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (6JMZR)

61 61 Mo,

the peach cobbler thought he was cute enough

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (LRFds)

62

Biggs is just establishing his liberal bona fides by picking a fight with conservatives. Ellen Barkin does it, so does whatshisname, John Cusack. I'm guessing it gives them a talking point at auditions and industry get-togethers.

 

If you were a mediocre actor known only for a pie molesting scene in a raunchy teen movie series, wouldn't you be tempted to write something outrageous on Twitter if it could get you out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon gig?

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (vtiE6)

63 My squeekhole is bleached and YES!!!...I do like to hide things in there!!!

Posted by: Jason Biggs at August 30, 2012 02:20 PM (CfGGV)

64

btw - ace is tapdancing all over the Sandra Fluke on the twitters. 

This will greatly improve his mood.

 

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:21 PM (llMC3)

65 Is he still alive?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2012 02:21 PM (V/Aej)

66 68 btw - ace is tapdancing all over the Sandra Fluke on the twitters. This will greatly improve his mood. For 15 minutes

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (GEICT)

67 Heads up: The DNC will open tomorrow with a two-hour Muslim prayer service: http://preview.tinyurl.com/9jc5wxs

Led by the radical Siraj Wahhaj.

>>Siraj Wahhaj, the “Grand Imam” for Jumah at the DNC, is often
considered a “moderate” because he was the first Muslim to give an
invocation in the U.S. Congress, but as Robert Spencer notes, he has a
number of troubling ties to dangerous radicals. In the early 1990′s the
man reportedly sponsored talks by “the Blind Sheikh” Omar Abdel-Rahman
in New York and New Jersey mosques, and told his followers that the United States will fall unless it “accepts the Islamic agenda.”

Wahhaj elaborated, according to bestselling author Brigitte Gabriel,
to say: “If only Muslims were clever politically, they could take over
the United States and replace its constitutional government with a
caliphate.”

He continued: “Take my word. If 6-8 million Muslims unite in America, the country will come to us.”

Posted by: beverly at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (zeGVR)

68 Here's the problem with the "American Pie" douchebag, he has the political stupidity of Jon Hamm without the good looks and charisma.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (V/Aej)

69 Meh....I'm not into cream pies.

I'd rather have Ryan in a Kilt.


Nothing says you can't have both.

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (QKKT0)

70 Please just tell me we have Danny Bonaduce on our side.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (6Zy+s)

71 Oh and quick someone direct Fat Drunk Reptile Matthews to Drudge. His headline? "RACE TO FLEE AS WATERS RISE". Race you say Drudge? Which race? Get on it you schnapps smelling toad.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (WItBr)

72

DNC just announced Sandra Fluke, or "Moan of Arc", has demanded her speech be Pay-Per-View.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (PcoXF)

73 Wait, we're busting on a guy who's wife bought a hooker for him and her?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 30, 2012 02:22 PM (WX4MM)

74 I think the trashing conservatives=more career opportunities train has left the station already. It was only big enough for The Dixie Chicks, Green Day, Joy Behar, George Lopez, Louie C K, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and a hand full of D list celebrities.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (MkgGw)

75 As I've said, the great thing about Twitter is you can discover which "stars" are raging assholes without going through the pain of actually meeting them in person

Journalists are also finding out when they tweet that the public doesn't love them as they love themselves, right Soledad?


Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (wwsoB)

76

 

Never have watched those 'American Pie' movies.

The previews looked stupid and lame.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (5BAYg)

77 I actually defended Samuel Jackson's tweet for just being a bad joke that didn't work very well. There just isn't anything to defend here. It's just nasty and misogynistic. Bizarrely over-the-top and hateful and makes me think he's a drunk tweeting at 3am in full rage just before he passes out.

Posted by: Tommy V at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (iJ5jJ)

78 Jason's still waiting and hoping that someone will finally start HeyGirlItsJasonBiggs.tumblr.com.  Trouble is: no movie pics to post other than the Pie ones ... and he doesn't appear on screen in the TMNT cartoon.

Which turtle does he voice, by the way?  Seems to have Mikey's brains and Raph's mouth.

Posted by: Gromit at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (4KOF2)

79 “Take my word. If 6-8 million Muslims unite in America, the country will come to us.”


Take my word, the Boy Scouts of America outnumber you and we admire the Crusaders goatf***er

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:23 PM (LRFds)

80 78 Wait, we're busting on a guy who's wife bought a hooker for him and her? Probably more for her

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (GEICT)

81 75 Please just tell me we have Danny Bonaduce on our side.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2012 06:22 PM (6Zy+s)


You can't HANDLE the BONADUCE!!!

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce, Bassman at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (CfGGV)

82 He's also a genius with balloon animals.

Posted by: Jason Bigg's Agent at August 30, 2012 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

83

79

 

Rosanne Barr

Rosie O'Donnell

Kathie (AKA The Fugly) Griffin

 

(google Kathie Griffin - Martin Short separated at birth)

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 02:25 PM (jm/9g)

84 This is pretty funny. http://youtu.be/KtzqvqzBdUQ

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (i0vBR)

85 that's that guy who sticks his dick in pastry or something?

Take a pass on the creme filled donuts at his parties.  IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (Pbwe7)

86 okay, I just spewed my wine everywhere thanks to The Pie.  You bastard.  When will I ever learn not to be drinking when I am among you morons.  THAT had me rolling.  OMFG.. I am still laughing.  I love sockpuppets.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (UljOc)

87 Never have watched those 'American Pie' movies.
The previews looked stupid and lame.


You're not missing anything.  Buncha morons try really hard to get laid with pretty girls.  Recycle that for another four sequels.

Posted by: EC at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (doBIb)

88 What's Gwen Ifill think of him?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (PH+2B)

89 None of those links work on my computer!

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (/YJYi)

90 I do magic tricks...with my SPHINCTER!!!

Posted by: Jason Biggs at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (CfGGV)

91

 

I watched a little bit of that movie.

 

You remember movies like Hot Dog, Up the Creek, Porky's, Porky's Revenge?

 

Weren't they pretty good but sometimes you weren't sure whether or not it was really funny, but it was kinda funny?

 

Americna Pie wasn't even sorta kinda funny, it didn't meet that benchmark.

 

It was really shitty. It wasn't fun, it wasn't funny.

 

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Buzz Miller The Shit at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (tcSZb)

92 90 PA,

hey-o

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (LRFds)

93 Also, he was responsible for "American Pie" because he was from East Grand Rapids, Michigan, and the movie was based on his life as a high school student from there. East Grand Rapids is known for 2 things. It is the home town of Gerald Ford, and it is a home for wealthy spoiled, entitled douchebag kids. These are white kids, who grow up think they're better than everyone else. Liberal as hell, white as hell, and entitled as hell. Type of people who care about the underclass as long as they don't have to have any actual contact with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2012 02:26 PM (V/Aej)

94

One thing twitter has taught me is that  almost  any woman can look attractive if you shrink their picture down to 48x48 pixels.

almost.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (llMC3)

95 93 What's Gwen Ifill think of him?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 06:26 PM (PH+2B)


One of Hollywood's greatest assets!!!

Posted by: Gwen Ifill at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (CfGGV)

96 OT ? I don't know if anyone above mentioned this but Debbie Wassermann Schultz and Sandra Fluck  crashed the Republican Convention today..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (W2Z3C)

97 91 Jewell45,

we're all in this together

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (LRFds)

98 This man is God's gift to movies about pastry fucking and we can't let one little mistake let us ruin his pastry fucking career.

Posted by: Gwen Ifill at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (MkgGw)

99 and biggs is back baby! blchd ahole is killin it!

Posted by: Texts from Jason Biggs' agent at August 30, 2012 02:27 PM (+lsX1)

100 79

Rosanne Barr
Rosie O'Donnell
Kathie (AKA The Fugly) Griffin   And don't forget Sammy Jacksoff and Ellen... uh, whatever her name is.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (aHR5E)

101 84 “Take my word. If 6-8 million Muslims unite in America, the country will come to us.”


Take my word, the Boy Scouts of America outnumber you and we admire the Crusaders goatf***er
Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 06:23 PM

Hey, I'm sure gay marriage and the War on Women memes will go along fine with sharia law

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (wwsoB)

102 98 nerdygrl,

see Cusack, John and Grosse Pointe Blank

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (LRFds)

103 One thing twitter has taught me is that almost any woman can look attractive if you shrink their picture down to 48x48 pixels.


I call bullshit.
http://tinyurl.com/9yquesd

Posted by: Cicero at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (QKKT0)

104 The black CNN camerawoman targeted in a racially-charged incident at the Republican National Convention earlier this week has come forward, saying she is “not surprised” it happened. Patricia Carroll, 34, was pelted with peanuts on the convention floor Tuesday by two alternate GOP delegates who said, “This is what we feed animals.” EARLIER: RNC ATTENDEE BOOTED FOR RACIST INCIDENT Carroll revealed her name to a reporter with the Maynard Institute for Journalism Education after the story made headlines. “I hate that it happened, but I’m not surprised at all,” said Carroll, an Alabama native. “This is Florida, and I’m from the Deep South,” she said. “You come to places like this, you can count the black people on your hand. They see us doing things they don’t think I should do.” OUR TEAM IN TAMPA REPORTS LIVE FROM THE RNC While Carroll said the racist incident could have happened anywhere, she acknowledged she stood out at the RNC. “There are not that many black women there,” she said. Sounds real fishy to me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (05RcU)

105

Yeah, well, not that many leading men roles for someone who looks 14 years old, I guess.  I know Hollywood remakes the same junk over and over, but even they have limits as to how many times this guy plays the same dickwad.  What, American Pie 24?  Ain't gonna happen.  Sad, sad little clown.

 

 

And I wouldn't be surprised if his cartoon voice-over gigs dried up now, either.

Posted by: joanne at August 30, 2012 02:28 PM (VNFBf)

106 101 OT ? I don't know if anyone above mentioned this but Debbie Wassermann Schultz and Sandra Fluck crashed the Republican Convention today..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 06:27 PM (W2Z3C)


Were they wearing giant vaginas?

Posted by: Max Wedge at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (CfGGV)

107 93 What's Gwen Ifill think of him? Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 06:26 PM (PH+2B) Glad you asked. In my book, he's the master thespian of the modern era.

Posted by: Gwen Ifill at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (JCIjD)

108 106 KBDabear,

I'm pretty sure the moontards would try to use Jihadi jim as a cat's paw against us but "yeah"....

see nothing comes before their love of dead Christians and happy face totalitarianism...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (LRFds)

109 Jason Biggs?....Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 30, 2012 02:29 PM (8Yw7K)

110 But they worked on my phone.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (/YJYi)

111 BREAKING: Preview of Clint Eastwood’s speech tonight. Transcript follows. “Go ahead. Make my delegates.”

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (AZGON)

112 What an asshole.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (PH+2B)

113
Were they wearing giant vaginas?

 They are giant vaginas...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (W2Z3C)

114 Were they wearing giant vaginas?
---   How could you tell?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (aHR5E)

115 105 79 Rosanne Barr Rosie O'Donnell Kathie (AKA The Fugly) Griffin

And don't forget Sammy Jacksoff and Ellen... uh, whatever her name is. Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 06:28 PM

Don't forget Gay Aiken;

Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon
Clay Aiken (@clayaiken) August 29, 2012


Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (wwsoB)

116 I'm sick of these god damn dicks in these mother fucking pies!

Posted by: Samuel Jackson at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (q177U)

117 86
I think he is for years...sadly.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at August 30, 2012 02:30 PM (WX4MM)

118 101
OT ? I don't know if anyone above mentioned this but Debbie Wassermann
Schultz and Sandra Fluck crashed the Republican Convention today..


Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 06:27 PM (W2Z3C)



The only two ladies in the world who couldn't get laid at a convention of horny drunk white guys.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (/YJYi)

119 111 101
OT ? I don't know if anyone above mentioned this but Debbie Wassermann
Schultz and Sandra Fluck crashed the Republican Convention today..


Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 06:27 PM (W2Z3C)

Were they wearing giant vaginas?

Wearing? They are.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (xhupI)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (xhupI)

121

101

 

oh shit break out the penicillin

 

everybody gets a shot: delegates, media, Clint, everybody

 

Those two carry far and wide

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (jm/9g)

122

I didn't watch Ryan but I think I'll watch Clint.

 

Like any good American should.

 

Yes, I'm that pathetic.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:31 PM (1Y+hH)

123 118
Were they wearing giant vaginas?

They are giant vaginas...

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 06:30 PM (W2Z3C)


Hey now...whatchu' got against vaginas???...that's just cold!!!

Posted by: Giant Vagina at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (CfGGV)

124 123 Adam,

in my younger, single days I'd have given DWS a go with enough booze, but sobriety and wisdom have led me to conclude that my crank is already small enough and I don't like feeding the animals...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (LRFds)

125 Jason Biggs?....Never heard of him. Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 30, 2012 06:29 PM (8Yw7K) Yeah but in this case, neither had anyone else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (05RcU)

126 Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon
Clay Aiken (@clayaiken) August 29, 2012


Who the hell wants to drink after you've had a DICK IN YOUR MOUTH ALL DAY?

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (aHR5E)

127

I said almost, twice. 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:32 PM (llMC3)

128 in my younger, single days I'd have given DWS a go with enough booze, Never admit to bestiality.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (AZGON)

129 Hellooooooo boys!!!...like to see my va-giiiiiii-na?

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (CfGGV)

130 Oh boy a Jets preseason game with no regulars.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:33 PM (05RcU)

131 You're a braver man then I am Sven.`

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (/YJYi)

132 Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon
Clay Aiken (@clayaiken) August 29, 2012


Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 06:30 PM

.@clayaiken I drink every time you write a decent song. #sober—
GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) August 29, 2012

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (wwsoB)

133

Jaon Biggs? Isn't he that bottom of the barrel pro golfer who led a Major for three rounds and then blew up in round 4 a few year ago?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (1Y+hH)

134 If you crossed Kathy Griffin with Jason Biggs you'd get a Tastykake pie that was hit with the fugly stick.

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (jm/9g)

135 The vagina: Is it real? I've never seen one and they still scare me.

Posted by: Clay Aiken at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (AZGON)

136 133 GO,

Like I said, wisdom and sobriety....you never realize how much fun it is to wake up in the same county you passed out in 'til it happens.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (LRFds)

137 Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormonClay Aiken (@clayaiken)

Stop watching MSNBC, dumbass. They actually show up on C-Span.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 30, 2012 02:34 PM (4+LTj)

138 Jason Biggs? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson and 314,268,710 Americans at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (+XVQe)

139

in my younger, single days I'd have given DWS a go with enough booze,

 

He who lays down  with sharks...

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (llMC3)

140 I once shot a guy in the face while I was drunk.

Posted by: Dickless Cheney at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (v4K0X)

141 Lets see him talk that shit about Eastwood.

Posted by: ShoNuff at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (jo0fs)

142 136 Adam,

my Catholicism has trained me not to confuse suicidal foolhardiness and courage my friend....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:35 PM (LRFds)

143 141 133 GO,

Like I said, wisdom and sobriety....you never realize how much fun it is to wake up in the same county you passed out in 'til it happens.


County? I was happy when it was the same state.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (xhupI)

144 Stop watching MSNBC, dumbass.   ---   Ahhhhhhh, so he's the one.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (aHR5E)

145 144 Garrett,

wakes up as endowed as Rahm the Iron Ballerina

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (LRFds)

146 Yeah old Vagina Debbie said the women speakers at the Convention were just "shiny packaging."Yeah Code Rice and Martinez shinny packaging. Bitch..

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (W2Z3C)

147 [i[@clayaiken I drink every time you write a decent song. #sober— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) August 29, 2012 [/i] This is the ni**erification of Twitter. No, I'm certain of it.

Posted by: Toure Neblett at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (AZGON)

148 So, only loosely related to this asshole...how do you think Mitt is going to handle the code pink freaks that will surely disrupt tonight? Given how he handles it on the stump, I think he's got a handful of lines ready to deploy when needed.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2012 02:36 PM (d4o2E)

149

Never have watched those 'American Pie' movies.
The previews looked stupid and lame.

 

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 06:23 PM (5BAYg)

 

Plus you're not a guy.  As Michael Medved said, Hollywood's all about the money not the product.  Stupid teenage boy movies made for horny stupid males make a mint.

Posted by: joanne at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (VNFBf)

150 County? I was happy when it was the same state.

Dennis Hopper supposedly decided to go sober when he woke up naked in a Mexican desert.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (4+LTj)

151 I like to shove 12 inch black dildos in my ass and pretend it's Obama while my sisters tries to suck on my wife's nipple.  Don't believe me about my wife and sister?  Look at my twitter feed.

Posted by: Jason Biggs at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (/YJYi)

152 Posted by: Clay Aiken at August 30, 2012 06:34 PM I have no idea how they work, either. Reproduction in general, also.

Posted by: Troy Aiken at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (+XVQe)

153 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (6o4Fb)

154 Twitter sure has a way of bringing attention to people everybody's pretty much forgotten about - Cher, Mia Farrow, Ellen Barkin, and know this ninja turtle voiceover guy.  Guess they can't stand outside and holler "look at me, I'm still relevant" so they go on Twitter and make asses of themselves. 

Posted by: Theresa is 4 Romney/Ryan at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (vl/If)

155 153 Dave S.


"Look David Axelrod came to visit, high Dave looking good buddy."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (LRFds)

156 Really trying to not join twitter but it looks more likely everyday.

Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2012 02:37 PM (gwWRQ)

157 Okay who is clay Aiken?

Posted by: the pink cracker formerly known as the hobbit Donna at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (W2Z3C)

158 Vaginas are icky.  I much prefer penises.

Posted by: C. Aiken at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (aHR5E)

159 Supermax and a Fistful of Dollars...

Posted by: Sandra Fake at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (PcoXF)

160 Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon
Clay Aiken (@clayaiken) August 29, 2012

Or in the audience of one of your concerts

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (wwsoB)

161 155 County? I was happy when it was the same state.

Dennis Hopper supposedly decided to go sober when he woke up naked in a Mexican desert.


Happened semi-regularly in younger days living on the Texas-Louisiana border.
Louisiana bars stayed open later.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (xhupI)

162 Whenever I see a black person at a DNC convention, I feel inauthentic.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (AZGON)

163 Michael Medved said, Titties = Cash.  Hollywood's all about the money not the product. Stupid teenage boy movies made forhorny stupid malesmake a mint. Show some new, young,  titties and make a mint.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:38 PM (llMC3)

164 155 Meiczyslaw,

I woke up in Cleveland in a trenchcoat that didn't belong to me without my Fedora...

"quit drinking wine by the pitcher Sven" was hear in the wind

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (LRFds)

165 Nevergiveup @109: Back in 1992, at a Dan Quayle rally in Indiana, we threw frozen waffles at the media.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at August 30, 2012 02:39 PM (5UcDQ)

166

Nuke Hollywood.

Posted by: Fresh at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (O7ksG)

167 He was the guy who "starred" in American Pie until people saw the film and decided Seann William Scott ("Stiffler") was actually the star, despite only being in the movie for 20 minutes.

To be fair, Scott did about the same thing in "Evolution", which was a truly hilarious movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (X3lox)

168 I have no idea how they work, either.

Reproduction in general, also.

Posted by: Troy Aiken at August 30, 2012 06:37 PM (+XVQe)


I'm just waiting for the days when I can pop babies out of my anus.  It's science baby!

Posted by: Michael Musto at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (/YJYi)

169 Just two words: Jason Who?

Posted by: Morbius at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (1aenQ)

170 Boycott hollywood. Stop going to see their idiot movies.

Posted by: Fresh at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (O7ksG)

171 Man, Biggs should really stick to playing with Womp Rats.

Posted by: Wedge at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (IwVfC)

172 "Guess they can't stand outside and holler "look at me, I'm still relevant" so they go on Twitter and make asses of themselves."
Its like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan flashing their worn out catcher's mitt on camera 'accidentally' to get attention and money. You can't get into the parties if you're yesterday's news. Tweet something to bash the evil Rebublican and maybe you can get into the Viper Club again.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 02:40 PM (r4wIV)

173 1) Ryan's wife does not look like an asshole bleacher. McCain's wife...mebbe. Meghan...most def. 2) After Weiner, all of Congress probably learned about deleting files and not tweeting dic pics.

Posted by: Sexypig at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (dZQh7)

174 177 CT,

speaking of worn out pipelines....

you should go read Mitt's piece on Keystone XL...

I'd go to Canada and meet with the PM...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:41 PM (LRFds)

175 That pie the kid raped? It had it coming.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (v4K0X)

176 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 30, 2012 06:40 PM (r4wIV)



I'm famous for taking a load to the face thank you very much.  Don't tell me you've never seen One Night in Paris.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (/YJYi)

177 White, piano-playing heterosexuals over the age of 50. There ain't a whole lot of us, but, uh, we do have a powerful lobby. http://bit.ly/O79SRs

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (AZGON)

178 You guys will bitch about anything.

Posted by: Jon at August 30, 2012 02:42 PM (t1NLo)

179 His co star in Saving Silverman?R Lee Ermey.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (6o4Fb)

180

90
that's that guy who sticks his dick in pastry or something?


Take a pass on the creme filled donuts at his parties. IYKWIMAITYD

 

Posted by: @PurpAv at August 30, 2012 06:26 PM (Pbwe7)

 

------------

 

Van Wilder.....creme filled pastries.

 

Now...that....was teh funneh.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (5BAYg)

181 180 That pie the kid raped?

It had it coming.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 06:42 PM (v4K0X)


Yes, but was it rape rape, or just rape?  I agree though, you can't just sit there on the kitchen counter with your crust out and not expect to get a schlong put in you.

Posted by: Some Ugly Bitch With Dreads at August 30, 2012 02:43 PM (/YJYi)

182

Boycott hollywood. Stop going to see their idiot movies.

 

Posted by: Fresh at August 30, 2012 06:40 PM (O7ksG)

 

 

Last movie seen in a theater, "Mission: Impossible."

 

16 years and still going strong.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (/drVJ)

183

Never heard of him?  If you couldn't pick it up in the comments, he's most famous for having sex with a pie in a movie.

 

Yeah, just the kind of "class act" you would expect from this guy, I suppose.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (As94z)

184 Like Clay, I prefer penises too.

Posted by: JON at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (aHR5E)

185

145I once shot a guy in the face while I was drunk.

 

Then I licked my jizz off his face. Good times.

Posted by: Dickmess Wonder at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (1Y+hH)

186 183 Yawn,

says the Sandy Fluck fan

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (LRFds)

187 In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who tweet. You tweet.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:44 PM (AZGON)

188 Jon I like to play with your mom's bleached asshole while dipping my balls in her mouth all while telling her to squeal like a pig and saying she has a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:45 PM (/YJYi)

189 Jon, your new AoS designation is Dildo 2. The other dunce who goes by dickless cheney is Dildo 1. Got it?

Posted by: soothsayer in a chariot dragging a corpse at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (6QTbk)

190 Adam, that's a coincidence.  So do I!

Posted by: JON at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (aHR5E)

191 That pie the kid raped? It had it coming Apple pies are all whores. We have a way to shut that down.

Posted by: Frito Pie at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (QupBk)

192 Anuses too. Is that the correct plural?

Posted by: Jon! at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (/drVJ)

193

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 06:28 PM (05RcU)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

Well, first off, she works for CNN.............

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:46 PM (3NTjw)

194

172....To be fair, Scott did about the same thing in "Evolution", which was a truly hilarious movie.

 

'Evolution'.....loved that movie!

And yeah, it truly was hilarious.

Posted by: wheatie at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (5BAYg)

195 When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't Clay Aiken. Even without the knife.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (AZGON)

196 I am so itching for a knock down drag out showdown with the Left. There is so much payback built up inside me that....well....heck...it's a lot. I can assure you.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:47 PM (BJVEF)

197 Well, first off, she works for CNN............. Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 06:46 PM (3NTjw) I bet that had more to do with it than her color.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (05RcU)

198 201 LGoPs,

There is nothing wrong with them we cannot fix with wit, or copious amounts of kinetic energy....

their choice

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (LRFds)

199 165 Playing drinking game with my brother now. We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention. #soberasamormon Clay Aiken (@clayaiken) August 29, 2012 Try drinking alcohol instead of your bros baby batter. Yo Joe!!!

Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (gwWRQ)

200 Sean William Scott has had a career (he got some good reviews for Goon, but i have not seen it) though without having to resort to a tv romcom (with Christina Applegate) that failed.

Full disclosure, i was in a bar with friends and we saw Jason Biggs, pretty soon after Saving Silverman (which sorta sucked), and one of my friends went right up to him and shook his hand and talked to him for a bit. Biggs was very cool about it.

Posted by: Penfold at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (VTmvo)

201 Obama... your mouthwash ain't makin' it.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:48 PM (r4wIV)

202 Remember when I said a man's got to know his limitations? You're not a man, Obama.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (r4wIV)

203 Dildo 1 and Dildo 2, my kinda guys! I'll bring the lube!

Posted by: Reality Checking Out at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (1Y+hH)

204 American Pie was lame even by high school-comedy standards. Porky's was far better. Even the second one, which was widely considered the lamest of the Porky's franchise. The scene where Wendy embarrasses the county commissioner at the fancy restaurant is funnier than anything in the entire American Pie franchise: http://tinyurl.com/9xsh8de

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (KSjsb)

205 He's Peewee from Porky's, just twenty years later.

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

206 I simply do not understand why it is acceptable for Leftards to say vile and evil things about women--just because those women are Conservative.  Janna is by all accounts a lovely person and does not deserve this sort of contemptible behavior.  I may rant on about Moochillini's partying hearty on the public dime, her ugly clothing choices, and her contempt for protocol and decorum, but, I would never post such nasty sexual innuendo.

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (kXoT0)

207

I like me some kinetic energy....

 

 

 

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (BJVEF)

208 Full disclosure, i was in a bar with friends and we saw Jason Biggs, pretty soon after Saving Silverman (which sorta sucked), and one of my friends went right up to him and shook his hand and talked to him for a bit. Biggs was very cool about it.
  ---   He was probably overjoyed that someone recognized him.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (aHR5E)

209 thanks for reminding me, reality denier is Dildo 3

Posted by: soothsayer in a chariot dragging a corpse at August 30, 2012 02:50 PM (OZ9Xn)

210 Twitter is really great for exppsing these pieces of shit.Sooner or later they fuck up publicly and they can't backtrack.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (6o4Fb)

211

Well, first off, she works for CNN...

 

Which explains why she's on the other side of the camera.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2012 02:51 PM (llMC3)

212 Twitter is really great for exppsing these pieces of shit.Sooner or later they fuck up publicly and they can't backtrack.   ***   Word up, yo.

Posted by: Spike Lee at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (aHR5E)

213  So, only loosely related to this asshole...how do you think Mitt is going to handle the code pink freaks that will surely disrupt tonight? Given how he handles it on the stump, I think he's got a handful of lines ready to deploy when needed.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 30, 2012 06:36 PM (d4o2E)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Romney:  I think we all know that vaginas are loud.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (3NTjw)

214 Is twitter always this fucking slow?!?

Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2012 02:52 PM (gwWRQ)

215 If I was an agent for an "actor", God Forbid, I would do everything in my power to keep them off Twitter.  No good ever comes from it.

Posted by: Will Be Taking Applications and Assimilating The Love-slaves at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (kXoT0)

216 213 LGoPS,

A lot of us do...

elections are supposed to be formal codified ritual political warfare, they want to play games and deny us our representation through games we can start removing the formal then the codified, if need be the ritual and work with what they leave us.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (LRFds)

217 These libbywood types laugh at each others jokes at those "trendy" parties you and I are not invited to( because we either working, taking care of our families, or on Duty), so they think everyone wants to hear every gem that comes out of their ignorant mouth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (05RcU)

218 There are 8 films in the Pie series, most went direct to DVD. American Pie * American Pie 2 * American Wedding * Band Camp The Naked Mile Beta House Book of Love American Reunion (2012) * * Biggs stars in these Eugene Levy starred in every one of them.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 30, 2012 02:53 PM (4136b)

219

211

 

Remember the Sarah is a c*nt T-shirts that the freaks wore in Philly? Or when Sandra Bernhard said she was going to get four of her black brothers to rape Sarah Palin? Why would she define the race of the men? Did she think rape by a Black man is worse than a violation by Asians or Caucasians? Sounds like something Chris Matthews needs to investigate.

 

Oh wait, Bernhard never used the word "Chicago" so she can't be racist.

 

 

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (jm/9g)

220 Heh. You dudes seem pretty fixated on anal sex related imagery. Funny that. Also, hilarious that your fake-pirate leader has already predicted a romney victory. What a tool.

Posted by: Jon at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (t1NLo)

221 Eugene Levy starred in every one of them.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 30, 2012 06:53 PM (4136b)


Well, he is a Joooo.

Posted by: Ron Paultard at August 30, 2012 02:54 PM (/YJYi)

222 Well, if youÂ’re waitinÂ’ for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait. Wait, did I say woman? I meant Clay Aiken.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (AZGON)

223

225

_

You're boring and corny.

 

 

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 02:56 PM (jm/9g)

224 225 Yawn,

speaking of anal fixations has choom got his groove back?


Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (LRFds)

225 Is twitter always this fucking slow?!?

Twitter is one of the shittiest built sites on the internet.  Clunky, poorly designed, with stupid pseudo-functionality.  I'm not sure why people like it, other than the phone connection.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (X3lox)

226 Jon, if Republicans butt-rape you don't ask for a scrape.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (v4K0X)

227 Posted by: Jon at August 30, 2012 06:54 PM (t1NLo)



*Facepalm*


You didn't actually read the tweets did you?  Try harder bro, this is getting boring.

Posted by: Adam at August 30, 2012 02:57 PM (/YJYi)

228 You didn't actually read the tweets did you? Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928© at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (QupBk)

229 I love pirates, they're so butch and manly.   Uh oh.  Gotta go to the glory hole now.  Back soon.  Toodles!

Posted by: JON at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (aHR5E)

230 225 Funny. Seems actor-boy is the fixated one. Why is it the Left gets empowered by doing things they hypocritically condemn in others?

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

231

Eugene Levy starred in every one of them.

He had great chemistry with Queen Latifah in "Bringing Down the House"

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (3SvjA)

232 Eugene Levy is hilarious, I loved him on SCTV, but its just sad to see him doing those American Pie movies. Porkys was funny but at least they stopped after 2. And nobody tried to do a Fast Times 2.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (r4wIV)

233 And, again, the trolls here have this creepy fixation on Ace. Like Kathy Bates in 'Misery.'

Posted by: nickless at August 30, 2012 02:59 PM (MMC8r)

234 Turning to C-Span.  The show's about to begin!!

Posted by: joanne at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (VNFBf)

235 235 nickless,

they are all either celebs or wanna-be celebs....

and only a glitternazi could have so much wealth and still need external validation on a scale that would make Jesus Christ himself blush...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (LRFds)

236

You're boring and corny.



 

Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2012 06:56 PM (jm/9g)

 

 

And also Average Jerkoff. Don't forget that.

Posted by: ErikW at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (/drVJ)

237

221  sven10077

 

I agree. And whatever happens,  it  is on their heads, not ours. I've long maintained that when one side  -  the Left  -   does everything in its power to shut down, to stifle, to  bully  the  other side into  silence - it should not be gobsmacked when that other side decides that it will not slink quietly into the night but, on the contrary, goes full blown Roman on their ass once their patience finally runs out. And mine is nearly gone.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (BJVEF)

238 Last movie seen in a theater, "Mission: Impossible."

16 years and still going strong.

Posted by: ErikW, not on the phone at August 30, 2012 06:44 PM (/drVJ)

 

;;;; ;;;   ;;; 

Decent. I saw "Standing In The Shadows Of Motown" about 10 years ago, but the gap before that goes back to "Raiders Of The Lost Ark".

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2012 03:00 PM (1Y+hH)

239 237 Levy will work if the check clears.Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: steevy at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (6o4Fb)

240 224 211

Remember the Sarah is a c*nt T-shirts that the freaks wore in Philly? Or when Sandra Bernhard said she was going to get four of her black brothers to rape Sarah Palin? Why would she define the race of the men? Did she think rape by a Black man is worse than a violation by Asians or Caucasians?Sounds like something Chris Matthews needs to investigate.

Oh wait, Bernhard never used the word "Chicago" so she can't be racist.

- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Liberals can't be racists.  Or misogynists.  

Which reminds me, Bill Clinton is going to speak at the Dems convention.  The fake Republican War on Women will be a theme.  So this serial raper is going to give the keynote address.  Perfect.  

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (frbyY)

241 238 Nickless,

Oh Wicket, I love you so....*thwack* much!

"Monchoogah!"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (LRFds)

242 This is the downside to freedom of expression when proper rebuttals, dueling pistols, Samaria swords etc , are outlawed.

Posted by: sTevo at August 30, 2012 03:01 PM (VMcEw)

243 Ace must be eating, because Jason Biggs doesn't deserve all this time. I was gonna say Ace might be with a girl, but this is alot longer than 3 minutes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (05RcU)

244 This seems to fit this thread.  Dude I think had a marketing failure of epic proportions.

http://tinyurl.com/d7se8jx

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (X/+PP)

245 I'm actually looking foward to the dem convention to see how they're going to counter the cascade.   I have a feeling we're going to be laughing a lot.

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (3NTjw)

246 Nice .... Just had a waitress change the channel from CNN to Fox. I couldn't take CNN's human interest story as to how businesses weren't doing as well as predicted in and around the RNC convention. They were showing vacant shops and restaurants. Gee, I wonder if the mezzanine of security has anything to do with it. Gee I wonder why they didn't interview any hotel managers who would likely say they are fully booked. CNN - you are pathetic. But then you already knew that.

Posted by: Journolist From an undisclosed location off of Frank Sinatra Drive at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (dramD)

247 242....well we run as HAPPY GOP and we'll decide what comes next based on what they do

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (LRFds)

248 Clay is no relation to me, by the way. That little twerp deserves a good raping.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (v4K0X)

249 Take these three items, some WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone. But you can't fix Clay Aiken.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 03:02 PM (AZGON)

250 Hey, you're the PIE-FUCKER!!

Posted by: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at August 30, 2012 03:03 PM (8yPsP)

251 Just had a waitress change the channel from CNN to Fox. Holy shit, she destroyed half their viewership.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:04 PM (AZGON)

252 And also Average Jerkoff. Don't forget that.

Posted by: ErikW at August 30, 2012 07:00 PM (/drVJ)

 

 

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Doesn't  he suck cocks by choice too?

Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (3NTjw)

253 Just had a waitress change the channel from CNN to Fox.

As if Wolf Blitzer suddenly cried out in terror as ....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 03:05 PM (X/+PP)

254 Just had a waitress change the channel from CNN to Fox. As if Wolf Blitzer suddenly cried out in terror as .... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 30, 2012 07:05 PM (X/+PP) He felt a disturbance in the force

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2012 03:06 PM (05RcU)

255

I cum almost as the dildo goes in if I look at my fading Obama poster!

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at August 30, 2012 03:07 PM (1Y+hH)

256 Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "At least you're not Clay Aiken."

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (AZGON)

257 Doesn't he suck cocks by choice too?   ---   Why, yes.  Yes, he does.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at August 30, 2012 03:08 PM (aHR5E)

258 Hillary Clinton is going to skip the Dem convention because she has very important business in the Cook Islands.   Seriously.  

http://tinyurl.com/9elbu8s

Posted by: Hepcat at August 30, 2012 03:09 PM (frbyY)

259 250 Soona - Watched a little Chrissy Matthews last night.  It was pretty pathetic.  They are really gonna have a melt down in November.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2012 03:12 PM (LHVkv)

260 264 Infidel,

he's either gonna die from joy or angst on Nov. 7....

I'm kind of sad

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (LRFds)

261

Fast forward to 2019: Breaking  fomer childhood actor Jason Biggs found dead in LA hanging in closet. Local prosecutor to investigate charges of  knocked over chair found nearby plus Biggs  reportedly had a bald gerbal in his rectum.

Gerbel was quoted as saying "I've had better"

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 30, 2012 03:14 PM (Bm4aK)

262 Hillary Clinton is going to skip the Dem convention because she has very important business in the Cook Islands. Perhaps they can economize and finally move from the Charlotte Convention Center to the Ramada Inn Hospitality Room off of Highway 16. Plenty of room there.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Harry Reid is a pederast and a strangler at August 30, 2012 03:15 PM (AZGON)

263 265 sven - well we won't have chrissy to kick around either way. 

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2012 03:16 PM (LHVkv)

264 268 infidel,

hell I eventually got to where I miss Ted Kennedy...I'm just a softy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 30, 2012 03:21 PM (LRFds)

265 Heh, WaPo article - Ryan speech fact checkers take on historical speeches. http://tinyurl.com/8k8wdnh Franklin Roosevelt: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” FACT: False! We have many things to fear, including ebola, Spanish influenza and the rise of Hitler.

Posted by: RWC at August 30, 2012 03:25 PM (gwWRQ)

266 New ninja turtles cartoon...eh. If they don't have that guy who did the original Krang voice, forget it. That guy still makes me ROFL.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 30, 2012 03:36 PM (Y5I9o)

267 Just a reminder that I suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Average Jon at August 30, 2012 03:38 PM (aHR5E)

268 Jim sucks donkey dick!!!!!!!

Posted by: Stifler at August 30, 2012 03:49 PM (u5ozF)

269 Given the degree of projection by those on the left I'd be willing to wager that its actually Jason that bleaches his a-hole and gets it fingered every night.

Posted by: HeftyJo at August 30, 2012 04:25 PM (JbfRX)

270 Biggs...didn't he get shot down over the Death Star?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at August 31, 2012 05:04 AM (1hM1d)

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