April 11, 2012
Fox News: Yeah We Did
— Ace A little update on a less distressing matter.
Oh, and this is just Joyous News.
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Fox news:
"We really just want you to get comfortable, think your safe so we can feed you totally bogus information about the marble in our lobby."
Posted by: tsrblke at April 11, 2012 02:36 PM (SYrwI)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 02:36 PM (ZKzrr)
I see Harvard Law is really expanding its horizons. Instead of pretending to teach things to its students, it's gone full retard, and just admitted it preaches to the choir.
Next, a class for men entitled, "Enjoying pornos."
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 02:36 PM (I2LwF)
Hire ME Fox News! I'm available & relevant! Plus I graduated from ag skool!
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 11, 2012 02:37 PM (c3mby)
Posted by: Fox News HR at April 11, 2012 02:38 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: The Mole/frog at April 11, 2012 02:39 PM (GULKT)
Fox can borrow it.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2012 02:41 PM (YdQQY)
Steady now. Focus on that asshole in front of you. Very good. B+
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2012 02:41 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 02:43 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 02:43 PM (5H6zj)
I hate moles. They mess my yard up. I live in fear of walking across it one day and suddenly plummeting into a giant mole-made sinkhole.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (RZ8pf)
He's a fucking entitled, spoiled, narcissistic Marxist who shoots hoops like a girl and rides a girl's bike wearing a goofy helmet.
He pitches a baseball like a five-year-old girl while wearing mom jeans.
He may well have attended college as a "foreign student" and traveled to Pokeeston on a suspect passport.
And he returned the Bust of Churchill as soon as he put his nasty feet up on the Resolute desk. He hates this country and all it stands for.
He's a race-baiting POS. And I hate his sorry, skinny, effeminate ass.
That it all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (UOM48)
Seeing as he produced nothing at Harvard Law, that'll be a short lesson.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (HfzId)
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 02:45 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 02:45 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 11, 2012 02:45 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Feynmangroupie at April 11, 2012 02:46 PM (oI744)
A conservative at MSDNC.
Two neurons in communication inside a liberal's brain.
Any records from the JEF's past.
Richard Gere stuffed inside a gerbil (this one I'm hoping for though).
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2012 02:47 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 11, 2012 02:47 PM (KI/Ch)
He's a fucking entitled, spoiled, narcissistic Marxist who shoots hoops like a girl and rides a girl's bike wearing a goofy helmet.
He pitches a baseball like a five-year-old girl while wearing mom jeans. He may well have attended college as a "foreign student" and traveled to Pokeeston on a suspect passport.
And he returned the Bust of Churchill as soon as he put his nasty feet up on the Resolute desk. He hates this country and all it stands for. He's a race-baiting POS. And I hate his sorry, skinny, effeminate ass. That is all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 06:44 PM (UOM4
Perfectly put Jane, but you forgot sentencing our grandchildren to a life of indentured servitude to the Chinese.
Posted by: John Derbyshire at April 11, 2012 02:48 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 02:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Al Sharpton's Racist Pompadour at April 11, 2012 02:50 PM (KWdVT)
Perfectly put Jane, but you forgot sentencing our grandchildren to a life of indentured servitude to the Chinese.
Thanks. *makes note*
And let's not forget screwing the military and cutting the defense budget.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 02:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 11, 2012 02:51 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 11, 2012 02:51 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: eureka! at April 11, 2012 02:52 PM (LQIyD)
Tree stuck in cat; firefighters baffled
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 02:52 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 11, 2012 02:55 PM (O/onO)
My son will release his Occidental College grades and you people will have to shut up! Uuuurrrp! Dammit, where are my legs! I'm legless!
Posted by: Barry's Dead Drunk Dad at April 11, 2012 02:56 PM (c3mby)
Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 02:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Burt's Law School at April 11, 2012 02:56 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: Fox mole at April 11, 2012 02:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 11, 2012 02:58 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 02:59 PM (DGIjM)
You left out how he reversed Welfare reform. Ist month I think? How that wasn't & isn't talked about stuns me.Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 11, 2012 03:00 PM (jKunv)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 11, 2012 06:58 PM (kaalw)
He might be at his limit of commie douchebags already.
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 03:00 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: grease monkey at April 11, 2012 03:01 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2012 03:01 PM (Gc/Qi)
Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2012 03:01 PM (CMM9V)
next we need a class on how being Puffy is a issue for people and how we can make people notice puffy has become a real issue of 2012 america.
Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)
What are the odds that they will use Breitbart's video as part of the primary sources?
Will they use any primary sources?
Posted by: Decaf at April 11, 2012 03:02 PM (cBR/s)
I am not sure if Fox found the mole yet?
Or are they waiting for HR and legal to go over the details of the termination letter?
Posted by: rd at April 11, 2012 03:03 PM (9sUlj)
"Tree stuck in cat; firefighters baffled"
Or as reported by your local news:
THIS JUST IN!!111 TO EYEBALL WITNESS NEWS!!!11! FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO BIZZARE ACCIDENT!!11!1 AVOID THE EXPRESSWAY IF YOU CAN!!11!1 AUTHORITIES ARE ADVISING THE PUBLIC NOT TO BE ON THE ROADS UNLESS IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY!!1!!1!
FILM AT 11!!1!!1!111!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 11, 2012 03:03 PM (d0Tfm)
Oh, and tell that Mitt fellow to put me back in the Oval Office in January.
Posted by: Stuff Churchill's Bust Said at April 11, 2012 03:04 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at April 11, 2012 03:04 PM (LQIyD)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2012 07:01 PM (Gc/Qi)
Man, I hope so. But if I were forced to bet my house on it one way or the other....
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 11, 2012 03:04 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 11, 2012 03:05 PM (isP0N)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2012 07:01 PM (Gc/Qi)
Unlikely. We'll still be paying for having let the retard take the wheel for a bit, as he tried to run the ship aground and did as much damage as he could while we let him play "adult" with our nation and our dearest liberties. That's if the US even continues to exist intact, which I highly, highly, highly doubt.
We will be the laughing stocks. This population of Americans are easily among the worst populations - the dumbest, most ridiculously suicidal for no reason at all - of all time. It was just Suicide By Retard Indonesian.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2012 03:05 PM (X3lox)
A Story of a rejected Messiah in modern america.
a story of stupidity of not recognizing the Halo'd Won.
Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at April 11, 2012 07:04 PM (LQIyD)
Cindy, my dear, the mole had nothing to do with it. It was that bodacious frame of yours
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 11, 2012 03:05 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 03:06 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 03:07 PM (KNvk+)
I wonder if the Fox mole knows why Sheppy is disappearing before our very eyes? Dude's losing weight by the day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 03:08 PM (UOM48)
O'Really has a pair of Megyn Kelly's fuck me pumps in his closet along with a bottle of Jergen's Lotion.
Mole later.
Posted by: Duh Mole at April 11, 2012 03:08 PM (O/onO)
Posted by: HoboJerky at April 11, 2012 03:08 PM (dptRY)
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at April 11, 2012 03:09 PM (8uZ8A)
The hard lesson I had to learn is that there never was any "racial progress". Black rates of violent crime were higher than whites' in 1960 (Carleton Putnam, "Race and Reality"). They were higher in 1900 (John Roach Straton, "Will Education Solve The Race Problem?"). Violent crime rates are - today - higher in Jamaica and Haiti than in New Zealand; higher in New Orleans than in either major city named "Portland".
Everything we imagined we thought about race has been just so much paper over the cracks.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 03:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 03:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: teej at April 11, 2012 03:10 PM (XKB4Y)
For the record, I was graduated from Boston U. SoL in 1995 with a 3.40 GPA -- cum laude being 3.44. I also wrote a really cool paper on how to get uninsured motorist coverage for accidents in Virginia caused by uninsured diplomats.
Nothing to hide.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2012 03:12 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: sunny black at April 11, 2012 03:12 PM (0dyYY)
Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 06:56 PM (MMC8r)
-----------------------------------
I'd love to get permission to audit that class. The questions I'd ask the instructer at the end of each class.........
Posted by: Soona at April 11, 2012 03:13 PM (2H0jp)
Posted by: Duh Mole at April 11, 2012 07:08 PM (O/onO)
Negatory. Brit Hume.
Posted by: The REAL Mole at April 11, 2012 03:13 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 03:14 PM (KWdVT)
but noooooo.
Posted by: somewhat pink chic at April 11, 2012 03:15 PM (TomZ9)
Waiting for public outcry. Oh right, he was a cracker. Nevermind.
I saw that. I live in North Minneapolis, though west of Penn and north of Lowry. Fremont ave runs through the middle of the hood.
Apparently that was an attempted robbery, but yeah- let's just say that I don't go much of anywhere on foot in my neighborhood without carrying.
While my street (Vincent Ave) has been quiet, there was an attempted drive-by 3 blocks north of me. I was really hoping that the home values would continue to increase and drive out the undesireables, but now with the Obama Economy... not so much.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 03:15 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 11, 2012 07:05 PM (AxHOT)
Oh, my. So that's why they made me wear so little during the shoots. Next you'll tell me that it was not cold during the shoots because of a broken thermostat but they wanted pokey nips.
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at April 11, 2012 03:16 PM (LQIyD)
Kinda hard to miss.
Posted by: sunny black at April 11, 2012 03:16 PM (0dyYY)
So, this course is going to go over how Barky was born a muslim to a polygamous muslim father, had a muslim stepfather who took him to be raised as a muslim in the largest muslim nation in the world ... just after a failed coup in which Barky's skank mom's side got their asses kicked ... and analyze how that affected the retard's development as a "leader"? It's gonna look a lot like that anti-colonialism guy (who was correct, in general, but from the wrong angle).
Harvard should also focus on how Barky's 84 IQ and total ineptitude impacted his retarded development.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2012 03:16 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: julia child at April 11, 2012 03:18 PM (KcINh)
Posted by: Duh Mole at April 11, 2012 03:20 PM (O/onO)
Posted by: HoboJerky at April 11, 2012 03:20 PM (dptRY)
Posted by: dagny
They don't really feel guilty at all. White people who voted for Obama didn't do it out of guilt, they did it for the same reason people usually do things-to appear better than everyone else. They probably didn't figure that so many of their countrymen would do the same stupid thing.
Posted by: Judge Lance Ito at April 11, 2012 03:21 PM (6TB1Z)
Dude, you really f***** up the OJ trial.
Gimme another chance, coach. I'll do better this time, I promise.
Posted by: Judge Lance ito at April 11, 2012 03:25 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at April 11, 2012 07:16 PM (LQIyD)
Absolutely. Nobody gives a fuck about moles. That meme was just to sanitize the fact that your (admittedly spectacular)T&A was being objectified as a human mannequin and a masturbatory fantasy for teenage boys. You should have bought stock in Jergens and Kleenex
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 11, 2012 03:25 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2012 03:26 PM (I1icO)
Posted by: Jimmah at April 11, 2012 03:26 PM (UpwlP)
I've never had any issues aside from litter, but yeah- I probably should've shelled out more money for a house in a better area. In addition to either a .380 in my pocket or a .45 on my hip (just bought a new one), if I'm walking or biking I usually have my doberman accompanying me. .
Did I say doberman? I meant racist doberman. I don't know why, but ever since I got her at 9 months old she's demonstrated a disliking towards black people... most of whom keep their distance.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 03:27 PM (SY2Kh)
I'd NOT fire the mole, keep her, and just totally fuck with her. Make her clean Bob Beckel's toilet and fetch Shep's German porn.
Posted by: sunny black at April 11, 2012 07:12 PM (0dyYY)
I wouldn't wish that on my worst... well, okay, yes I would.
Posted by: ErikW at April 11, 2012 03:27 PM (D1PMz)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 11, 2012 03:29 PM (R0JuT)
Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 03:29 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at April 11, 2012 03:29 PM (Bmbjy)
Posted by: teej at April 11, 2012 03:32 PM (XKB4Y)
Minneapolis is shot to death for his bike while he takes lasagna to a
needy neighbor.
OK, I give up. How in the HELL do you deliver a lasagna with a bike??
Posted by: TXMarko at April 11, 2012 03:32 PM (M9kJX)
"Ann Coulter is projecting and apparently does not think Romney can win. She's already positioning.
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2012-04-11.html
On the other hand, Mark Levin is an idiot.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 03:33 PM (SY2Kh)
That word....I do not believe it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2012 03:34 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at April 11, 2012 03:34 PM (3wYCm)
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 11, 2012 03:35 PM (AxHOT)
That case was over before it really started.
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2012 03:36 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2012 03:37 PM (jucos)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 03:38 PM (niZvt)
"Because he is not a liberal, Romney stands a good chance of beating Obama this fall. But if the fantasist posers keep turning this presidential race into their personal "Dungeons and Dragons" battle against "moderates," Romney's victory will go into the "Liberal Wins" column, when it is anything but."
Posted by: TXMarko at April 11, 2012 03:38 PM (M9kJX)
Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at April 11, 2012 03:39 PM (NFcOS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2012 07:37 PM (jucos)
Hey! Show us some respect!
Posted by: Big Tits at April 11, 2012 03:39 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 03:39 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 11, 2012 03:41 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Jimmah at April 11, 2012 03:41 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: ciceroskip at April 11, 2012 03:42 PM (qs0mN)
I think I know who the Fox mole is. A shaggy haired journalist reporting to Bret Baier used every prejudicial phrase he could think of to describe Zimmerman and the whole case, you could have been forgiven for thinking you were tuned into NBC. I didn't have my glasses on so couldn't read the journalist's name.
Posted by: Decaf at April 11, 2012 03:43 PM (cBR/s)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 03:44 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at April 11, 2012 03:54 PM (NFcOS)
Leaked proprietary video I think.
Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 03:56 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at April 11, 2012 03:58 PM (NFcOS)
Fox uses the more expensive rubber grip gel pens instead of the standard bic stick pens in their supply closets.
Mole out.
Posted by: Count de Monet (KFC pink mole) at April 11, 2012 04:04 PM (4q5tP)
I wonder if the Fox mole knows why Sheppy is disappearing before our very eyes? Dude's losing weight by the day."
As Joe Biden says it all comes down to one word: Bath-house hookups.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 11, 2012 04:11 PM (IojUD)
Fox printers are NOT set to default to "draft" mode when printing. Egregious waste of ink.
Mole out.
Posted by: Count de Monet (KFC pink mole) at April 11, 2012 04:14 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 11, 2012 04:16 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:17 PM (KWdVT)
Posted by: old glazier at April 11, 2012 04:25 PM (KcINh)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:40 PM (JH5BZ)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:41 PM (JH5BZ)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:43 PM (JH5BZ)
Three words: Frequent Flier Miles
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:48 PM (JH5BZ)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:53 PM (JH5BZ)
Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 04:59 PM (JH5BZ)
The floor wax used in the Fox building is also used as a dessert topping in the cafeteria.
Mole out.
Posted by: Count de Monet (KFC pink mole) at April 11, 2012 05:06 PM (4q5tP)
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 06:46 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 07:15 PM (GTbGH)
In reading assignments, I wonder if they will hit the HQ for any blogger feedback on the JEF. Wonder how many times these suckers will read the JEF described as a real f#ckstick?
Posted by: sTevo at April 11, 2012 07:40 PM (VMcEw)
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Posted by: Fox News at April 11, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)