April 18, 2012
— Ace @diworsity on Twitter reminded me about why the left is pushing the Seamus on the Room (but Not on Saffron Rice) story: When Democrats push this story out to people in focus groups, they react hostilely to it, and Romney's favorables go down.
So this is not completely just Happy Fun Time.
So.... that's me justifying these real pictures and/or photoshops.
Thanks to @rdbrewer4, @theh2 (AndyU), and Michelles Mirror, and @jwfool (Jammie Wearing Fool).)
And also "Beefy Meatball."
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Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (mxnUd)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (/ZZCn)
the Dead White Victim was simply 'in the wrong place the wrong time': At a pediatrician's office...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (pVvkk)
Posted by: MJ's Pug at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (/x4oj)
Posted by: who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (ggRof)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (QA6Vm)
All of this strikes me as yet another distraction away from central issues like the economy and the gasoline being too damned high.
The whole enchihuahua, all of it
Posted by: Latter-Day Subgenius at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: demoncrat at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (GkYyh)
7The Obama eats dogs wave is over.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
It's over when we say it's over. And we're just getting warmed up!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (Ck8hC)
Posted by: who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 02:21 PM (ggRof)
me.
Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (ggRof)
We can only attack Obama on the ecooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnomy!
OK. Have you seen the price of dog food?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (Iaxlk)
MOST men would have to practice on a dog for quite a while before working up to Michelle Obama.
Just sayin.....
Posted by: MrObvious at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (2uovW)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 02:17 PM (mxnUd)
--Good one!
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (ZGREa)
Add the spaces back in.
I think this is the question all Americans need answered.
(This is from a vegetarian ad campaign on Toronto subways)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (NS2Mo)
"The Obama eats dogs wave is over."
**
Doggeh can't wave no more, he in preznit tummy.
I can haz weiner?
Posted by: LULZ cat at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Preznit Barksalot at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (mxnUd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (8y9MW)
http://tinyurl.com/cecypga
Posted by: slatz at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (igH9j)
Posted by: Moron Anthony at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (aVL9y)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (ZGREa)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 18, 2012 10:27 AM (w41GQ)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:27 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (QA6Vm)
--Actually a salient point. Whenever you see a libtard whining about things being so bad that people have to eat dog or cat food you know they're full of shit: pet food is much more expensive than human food.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (ZGREa)
If Romney says that in public, on live TV, I'll send him a ridiculous amount of money.
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (NS2Mo)
Anyone DARE to photoshop those pics??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (vrti+)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (7W3wI)
At least put some Heinz 57 on those.
Posted by: tcn at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (WhSRj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (8GlB/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (w41GQ)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (6uXZa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (vrti+)
Posted by: Brian at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (UnMRd)
Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (ZGREa)
Posted by: Latter-Day Subgenius at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Dogberry at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (0wf4c)
Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (KcINh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (Z9EHQ)
I don't know. As long as Axelrod and company keep pushing the Seamus story, we'll always have Doggy-gate.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (nyMpc)
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (elKF0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (1jtwO)
That's true. I just don't think they'll be dumb enough to keep pushing it that long.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (ykSKg)
Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:
I mean ... we're talking about the most primitive sorts of human notions, here. This stuff is barbaric, literally. And that was how Barky came through all of his formative years - not one or two, but FIVE!! Almost all of elementary school ... the time when his most basic world-views and personality were formed ... deformed.
The dog-eating is almost a step up from the "ancient [really, primitive, since there are other ancient notions that are not primitive] animist" faith and the idea that you take on the power of what you eat. WTFFFF?
Lucky that the slut didn't marry an Aztec, huh?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (X3lox)
Dog, its what's for dinner. Catchy slogan. Invite your white hispanic friends over for obama weenies and have a teachable moment over a beer.
Posted by: Sub Tard at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Apes in the underground grotto at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (7W3wI)
room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He
explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:
Are you saying, Obama takes a crap by squatting on top of the toilet seat?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Obama uses the OJ defense, fails at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (6LvlL)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (nyMpc)
Did Obama eat dog to get the taste of cock out of his mouth, or did he eat cock to get the taste of dog out?
Either way, you can tell he's not covering himself in red-blooded American masculinity, here.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (+JIjV)
Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (sJKFk)
101 Dalmatians...no wait, 99...gulp, urp,...I mean...98...
Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (jm/9g)
OMFG!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (X3lox)
“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy),” the president wrote. “Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (ZGREa)
My lunch meat had a first name, it was R-u-s-t-y! - SCoaMF singing in the kitchen at noon this day
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (AfeTw)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (npr0X)
Posted by: Barack Luvs Puppies at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (mmHDH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (X3lox)
---Do we even need to say it?
Posted by: The Mayans at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (6LvlL)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (SB0V2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (slntF)
Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (EOxvv)
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (JaDq0)
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (TomZ9)
ZOMG111.....steevy speaks!
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (Ck8hC)
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (Q1lie)
Fried dog...with a side of bark.
Welcome to North Korea.
/Remember a couple of weeks when we were captioning that photo of Obama peering at the N. Korean border?
Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (7W3wI)
all of my favorite things..
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:40 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 10:40 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:41 AM (nyMpc)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 18, 2012 10:41 AM (FcR7P)
KABUL — Photographs apparently showing United States soldiers posing with body parts of a dead insurgent drew strong condemnation on Wednesday from American officials including Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta and the commander of international forces in Afghanistan.
Those damned pictures are two years old and are of "insurgents" who blew themselves up.
Thanks, LA Times, you bastards.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:41 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (JaDq0)
--They were out of pupsicles that day.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:41 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Barney F. at April 18, 2012 10:41 AM (+ZX4J)
Posted by: Sub Tard at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (ursbV)
Posted by: Michael Vick at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (A6JXc)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (8GlB/)
You can tell they are getting desperate for something, anything to stick.
Last week they sent out that Hillary gal (on orders from Axlerod and the JEF). Now they've sent out Axlerod himself.
They got nothin'.
And they're scared.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (kSaUf)
The Obama eats dogs wave is over.
Posted by: Greg at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (ZGREa)
You wish! This meme will be mercilessly twisted for the next month. Every conceivable dog/food joke will be explored and hung around Obama's neck. Didn't you see the "Morning Joe" clip in the post below? When Obama's allies in the MSM can't resist, you know you are in trouble.
One thing The One cannot stand is to be mocked. He got where he is on his image, puncture that and he is doomed. They're laughing at him, how do you fight that?
Before this vapid kerfluffle (and everyone here admits that's what it is), I expected Romney to win by 2-3 points. Now, I confidently lay down an election prediction, of Romney by 10.
Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (EOxvv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (8GlB/)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: President Obama at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (qwK3S)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (Ck8hC)
Now we have reason to believe that BHO was their best customer?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (Z9EHQ)
Where the heck is the ASPCA when you need them?
Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (nyMpc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (ykSKg)
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When the story didn't mention the races of the women involved, I wasn't a bit surprised to find that a lot of scrolling revealed it was Black-on-White.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (Kn3ys)
The girls have become bored with me, as has FLOTUS.
The President, however, has a strange look in his eyes when he glances my way.
I must escape. I feel my days are numbered.
Posted by: Bo's Diary at April 18, 2012 10:45 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (H7Nnh)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (4df7R)
Methinks you've all be socked.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (8y9MW)
Testicles with chutney over rice?
Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM
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No, I think that was what Michelle ate. (Except the dog wasn't involved.)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: wheatie at April 18, 2012 10:46 AM (+5U+B)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 10:47 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 18, 2012 10:47 AM (SiXlX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:47 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (8GlB/)
Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (nyMpc)
BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."
Oh, goody. We'll beat you there, too.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM
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In the pictures.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at April 18, 2012 10:49 AM (8GlB/)
What an old-fashioned American upbringing Barack Obama had. I can totally relate.
I have many fond memories of going out to the trash heaps of Indonesia with one of the natives Mom was fucking and bashing dogs to death with broken kitchen appliances for their meat.
For dessert, we would jam sticks into anthills until they were covered with crawling treats and lick them clean.
He used to tell me, "Baah-rahk, froutyurn n'chow bleesi *click* drestooni far borutu *click**click*"
Dads, huh?! They're all the same, amirite?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 10:49 AM (+JIjV)
Rover Adobo
Yorkie Yakisoba
Sheepdog Stew
German Shepard Pie
Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (Jls4P)
>>> One thing The One cannot stand is to be mocked. He got where he is on his image, puncture that and he is doomed. They're laughing at him, how do you fight that?
Yeah.
Romney won't be hurt as much by mockery, and he could possibly benefit from it a bit, because it makes him seem a little less robotic.
But Obama's ego cannot handle it. "They treat me like a dog!", he'll whine.
Posted by: sandy burger at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (HfydS)
>>> When Democrats push this story out to people in focus groups, they react hostilely to it, and Romney's favorables go down.
...you can't change that. And that Obama ate a dog doesn't counter-balance. It's useful to throw those pushing the Romney hit off-stride, but at the end of the day it's not as damaging.
Personally, I think in context the Romney story is understandable--and I love my dog. But if you hear it and it convinces you Romney's a shit heel, then the Obama eating a dog won't swing you back.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (XXy2R)
Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (H7Nnh)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (ZPrif)
BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."
**
So Mitt's dog on the roof isn't relevant, right?
Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 10:51 AM (jm/9g)
It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.
Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 10:51 AM (BdzEV)
99 waterdogs left on the "ranch"
99 waterdogs left
Chase one down and cook it 'til brown
98 waterdogs left on the "ranch"
Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (xGZ+b)
BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."
That they are even responding to this makes it full of win.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (JxMoP)
I was trying to think of a clever "how to serve man" reference.
We don't do that anymore. Well, outside of Liberia, anyway.
Posted by: Barack Obama Sr. at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (HethX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (8GlB/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM
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Yup.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 10:53 AM (BdzEV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:53 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Zombie Seamus at April 18, 2012 10:53 AM (V92KK)
Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 10:53 AM (H7Nnh)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:53 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 10:54 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:54 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2012 10:54 AM (4Uq9X)
Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 18, 2012 10:54 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (yfgUc)
Posted by: Not an Artist at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (uRumV)
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (/Aauo)
Posted by: Greg at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (bN5ZU)
It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.
Can't wait for the Downfall version. It'll be like an AV Canseku.
Posted by: Barack Obama Sr. at April 18, 2012 10:55 AM (QA6Vm)
Your boyfriend eats dog. He admitted it. In print.
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 10:56 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:56 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:57 AM (Z9EHQ)
If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 10:57 AM (SB0V2)
I have made the best of it, even though i crave dog i swear i haven't eaten any in decades.
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:57 AM (TomZ9)
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What an idiot. When the Republican campaigns start slapping him with the UE rate this summer, he'll want to do nothing but play 24/7 reruns of Lassie.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (SB0V2)
I really think most people would think this is completely "meh," but the fact they've gotten defensive about it is actually what makes it effective. There's a natural inclination to believe "methinks they do protest too much," and that if there was no "there" there, the Obama Camp would have ignored it. Since they didn't ignore it, there must be something there, so this is something. (It makes sense if you turn off your brain and then read it real fast- or simulate a 'moderate')
So only by just allowing it to die down and go away will they prevent any further damage, but one mention of "Seamus the dog" will immediately bring it back.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Moron Anthony at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (aVL9y)
**BRRRRAAAAAAP!**
Ummm, how 'bout cats? We got Cats of War? Nobody's eating cats right?
Posted by: Bark Obama at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (rX1N2)
So here is my "GOTCHA!" question to libs: If its common knowledge among American 10 year olds that you dont eat dog, why wasnt it for Obama?
The only possible answers are either to claim that an avg american 10yr kid doesnt know he shouldnt eat dog, which we know is BS. ORRRR the other answer, Obama wasnt your average AMERICAN kid (snicker, snicker)
Posted by: MikeInBA at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (Q9Fr6)
Only when he's not busy smoking dope or snorting coke.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (SY2Kh)
And the lefties can't deny it, either - it's in his goddamned book!
While this is silly, it's also devastating, because it makes Obama and his supporters into a laughing stock. And if there's one thing hipsters are allergic to, it's being laughed at.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Kay in Maine at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 10:58 AM (sJKFk)
If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn
How many people do you think actually read his stupid books? I'd really like to pick them up in a mark-down bin somewhere and find more goodies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (UOM48)
Did Obama eat dog to get the taste of cock out of his mouth, or did he eat cock to get the taste of dog out?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (+JIjV) It's worse than that, Jim. He ate the dog's cock. To get the taste in his mouth.
Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (Iaxlk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (8GlB/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (Z9EHQ)
Your boyfriend eats dog. He admitted it. In print.
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:56 PM (NS2Mo)
--He even read that shit aloud --and recorded it!
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)
Because absolutely no one actually read the whole book. Just enough to sound cool while chatting with lefty co-workers at the watercooler.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (4df7R)
So little Barry the mosque boy was out of bounds, I believe.
If he'd been Christian at the time, he could have quickly cleared things up.
Not sure about forgiveness in Islam though, so is he still screwed in their eyes, after all these years? (Aside from that little Christian profession he's done and oh yeah that Bin Laden thingy).
This clown is soooooo beatable (is that denouncable)?
Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 10:59 AM (kSaUf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)
--Damn, I sure hope NMA does it. I'll keep my eye out.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (ykSKg)
Apparently not even the libs. They just carried it around to self-identify to others of their ilk, like a red carnation in the lapel.
Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (joSBv)
I think everyone is overreacting about Obama saying he ate the dog.
It was just a sexual reference.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (Iaxlk)
No "cultural expert" who talks about Indonesian culture will help.
Quite the contrary, in fact, because it makes the point that culturally he's Indonesian, not American, and thereby undercuts the bullshit line they've been pushing for years.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: JonathanEllis
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Because pixy hates us.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:00 AM (Z9EHQ)
No, Barry, that's not like Taste of Chicago.
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 11:01 AM (NS2Mo)
A LOT of people read his book. That makes me dumbfounded that no one, NO ONE, ever thought to say "holy shit, Obama ate a dog!" before. I know someone on the right must have read it just to find some nuggets of info on him.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 11:01 AM (GQ8sn)
If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)
--In a way, it's better that it was dormant until the Seamus issue came up. That book represents a lot of arrows still in the quiver.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:01 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 11:01 AM (TomZ9)
And yet they do. There have been a couple (at least) on Twitter who are saying that we're "claiming" he ate a dog. I think one even used the word "lying."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:01 AM (8y9MW)
"... but the fact they've gotten defensive about it is actually what makes it effective."
Posted by: AllenG Dedicated Tenther at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (8y9MW)
The fact that they're on the defensive for once is truly amazing. If Romney can go all offense all the time, these fuckers won't know what to do. Even when these bastards have no material to go offensive with, they manufacture something.
They have no idea how to play defense and they have no record to defend, so watching them lose control of this narrative is truly a spectacle to behold.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 11:02 AM (rX1N2)
Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 11:02 AM (sJKFk)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 18, 2012 11:02 AM (eavT+)
Posted by: Ammo Dump
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How old was he when he waxed nostalgic about it in his book?
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:02 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:03 AM (Z9EHQ)
I think the question nobody has asked the scoamf is:
When shopping for dinner what do you look for when sniffing a dogs ass?
Posted by: YIKES! at April 18, 2012 11:03 AM (eXigD)
Guess those guys have never tried to get a kid to eat something he didn't want. Lima beans, for instance.
Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (WUWb9)
the book is full of fun facts many didn't seem to know.
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (H50jQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (WUWb9)
Exactly. And the fact that this is what they chose to get defensive about? Seriously?
But I'll take it.
shit got real. obama saying he ate dog? where? that is my new ring tone.
Somebody posted it earlier: he apparently read his book for the audio-book version: including the very passage under discussion.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (8y9MW)
obama ate dog, did any other American eat dog besides obama eating dog?
Posted by: jukin at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (5oKRH)
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (VMcoS)
Apparently not even the libs. They just carried it around to self-identify to others of their ilk, like a red carnation in the lapel.
Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (joSBv)
--If you want to dig around on the FB page, I posted a photo a few months ago where I moved a copy of Audacity of Hope (I could not find a copy of Dreams) to the "Myths and Folklore" section of the bookstore.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (UpwlP)
Posted by: Bosk at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (n2K+4)
Hope and Mange!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (nyMpc)
God help me, I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (vsjwN)
Posted by: Indonesian snakes at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (UOM48)
And yet they do. There have been a couple (at least) on Twitter who are saying that we're "claiming" he ate a dog. I think one even used the word "lying."
That makes it even better, because it proves that they consider it devastating too, and therefore must deny it, even though it easily proven.
Truly, it is a great day in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (QA6Vm)
Well shit, then someone on our side better buy a copy and start scouring that book for something else disgusting.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: The Ole Prospector at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (exvgC)
1) as was mentioned, the PC field was at full force back when this book first came out.
2) Those who read it were 95% in love with the JEF so that mention was an "oh, isn't he so traveled and exotic (and dreamy)?" thought.
3) He was running against John McCain last time. You think that guy would dare attempt a cheap attack--even if it would work?
Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 11:06 AM (kSaUf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:07 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 11:07 AM (/Aauo)
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 11:07 AM (ZPrif)
. . . so I could say, "It's the DOG DAYS of August!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2012 11:07 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: willow
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I wonder who's going to ghost-write Ogabe's post-White-House book? It's going to be hilarious when he misses every deadline, turns in shitty pages full of typos, and some hapless editor winds up doing the whole thing herself.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (Kn3ys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:03 PM (Z9EHQ)
--It's linked in the previous thread.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (vsjwN)
Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA [/i] [/b] at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (Ck8hC)
Obama himself is the narrator of the audio book:
http://tinyurl.com/7zhweu4
I won't give him royalties on it, but I'll bet the Romney campaign makes him a bit richer.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (Qxe/p)
I recommend against.
However, wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely hysterical.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 11:08 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 11:09 AM (1Jaio)
Obama knows what dog tastes like! .............
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (ZPrif)
I've never doubted that for a minute.
Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2012 11:09 AM (BoE3Z)
I recommend against.
However, wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely hysterical.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)
If we ever needed Andrew Breitbart, we need him now like never before.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 11:09 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 11:09 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (OhYCU)
Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (96M6e
Please! (The Sandra Fluke vid was the funniest ever.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (Z9EHQ)
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Obama knows what dog tastes like!
It's Worse Than That, Jim!
Obama knows what Michelle tastes like!
Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (Iaxlk)
Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (KcINh)
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (/Aauo)
We stopped using those.
Obama can hear them.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (Qxe/p)
289 Hope and Mange!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (nyMpc)
God help me, I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (WUWb9)
How did I miss that? Out of all the funny on these dog threads, that might be the best one. I couldn't type I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 11:10 AM (rX1N2)
Posted by: Sandra Fluck at April 18, 2012 11:11 AM (ZGREa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)
-- 
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:11 AM (ykSKg)
There's another picture floating around on Twitter of Obama in a grocery store checkout line with Bo on a leash.
This is hilarious.
Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 11:11 AM (NYnoe)
BO is black.
So, there's that.
Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 11:11 AM (kSaUf)
Posted by: xtranormal at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (l+MMl)
--Remember the story out of New Mexico of a cat being registered to vote? Maybe they're on to something.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (Z9EHQ)
I stopped to look around the blogs I frequent and I find that the universe is suddenly full of dog-as-food jokes (and I note that Instapundit has my Bo discoviering "It's a cookbook" in the top line right now).
If Obama had a record to run on instead of run from this would all be different. Instead of being able to point to some accomplishment of an enemy defeated, a great public work (space program or a pipeline bringing in cheap energy), or even a somewhat-growing economy, he has nothing. He is forced to buff up his Soviet-style "Hope" image, demonize Romney and throw up a smokescreen of distracting trivial issues. This dog thing breaks a leg off that stool quite completely.
I take back what I said about Romney winning by 10 point. It will be 15 and the demoralization of the Democrats spills downward to the point that the Republicans take the Senate as well.
Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (WDySP)
Heck, we've got plenty of people stepping up to the plate. Nil Disparandum.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (n6JNN)
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 11:12 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (8GlB/)
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It's always all about 'rasce' for you libtards.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (Kn3ys)
Soros probably bought the bulk of them to pump up the Indonesian Imbecile.
Yep. I've long suspected this. Buy the books, put 'em in a warehouse while the book shoots up the best-seller lists and puts a lot of royalty cash in Barky's pocket, then sell 'em later.
A political boost, and probably made some money on the deal too. Remember that Barry bought his house with a subprime mortgage, which he paid off shortly afterwards when the royalty checks came in. Almost like he knew he'd be coming into some money (or is hopelessly imprudent financially).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (JPc/J)
Bo...Bo, the first page is just a collection of English words with their own translation. But the rest of the book...the rest of the book—It's a cookbook!
Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (zdvxY)
Posted by: Caring Concerned Person at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (ZPrif)
Can't find FB page. Inept.
Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (joSBv)
--It's secret.
I forgot how I got in, but you should probably start with a post in the Yahoo group.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:13 AM (ykSKg)
sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO"
could be absolutely hysterical.
I will pay someone to do this. I'm fucking serious. I am willing to pay someone good money, in the thousand dollar range, to dress up in a dog costume and be photographed in front of Obama with that sign.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (sJKFk)
I'm in Texas. Obama isn't coming here (or OK, which is close enough for me to drive to) any time in the next 7 months.
But someone should do it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (8y9MW)
wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat
me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely
hysterical.
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DON'T TASTE ME, BRO!!
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (Kn3ys)
This dog eating story isn't an attack on Jugears, it's a counterattack. They thought they could coyly put these photos out about how much he loves his dog and what a kind owner he is while contrasting that with the ogre Mitt Romney who has such little regard for his pet that he stuck him on the roof of this car. It's blown up in his face, just like his attempt to portray Ann Romney as out of touch.
Also keep in mind that Jugears has really only had one competitive election in his entire life and he got steamrolled in that one. Every other election he's been either unopposed, had his minions eliminate his opponent, or had extremely favorable circumstances combined with a hapless opponent.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (JxMoP)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (NS2Mo)
Posted by: Rapmaster Barky at April 18, 2012 11:14 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (KWdVT)
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I'm waiting for the tell-all books from others on his "staff," in which we'll hear about his favorite recipes for Weimaraner and his penchant for blow.
Or just that he was clearly incompetent from the get-go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (n6JNN)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 11:16 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: sandy burger at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (HfydS)
Well, you are what you eat ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (Iaxlk)
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Ohhh, I've been salivating for those for a long time.
What do you want to bet the Clintons will get them all killed before her 2016 run?
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (Kn3ys)
Next thing you know, we'll find he ate dolphins, too.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:17 AM (NVu2l)
I do believe the meme about Romney and his dog, or ANYONE and their dogs, is not going to be a topic of discussion any longer. The talking point memo has immolated in their faces like a Bill Ayers pipe bomb.
--Amen.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:18 AM (ykSKg)
On the Obama-Biden campaign website, Bo is featured because it is the
third anniversary of his adoption. “It’s a promise Barack made to his
daughters--that if he won the election in November 2008, he would buy
them their long-awaited puppy. On April 14, 2009, Barack followed
through on his promise to Malia and Sasha--the Obamas welcomed Bo into
their home,” says the campaign of the Portuguese water dog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 11:18 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 11:18 AM (elKF0)
Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 11:18 AM (HOOye)
Is it true that "101 Dalmatians" will be shown on Food Network this weekend?
What does PETA stand for? President Eating Tasty Animals
Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 11:19 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2012 11:19 AM (H50jQ)
Posted by: Barack Barack at April 18, 2012 11:19 AM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:20 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: Janitor at April 18, 2012 11:20 AM (fn18D)
them their long-awaited puppy
if he lost, they would eat it
Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 11:20 AM (OhYCU)
Welcome to the vetting. Enjoy your stay. We've only just beguuuuuunnn...
Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 11:20 AM (ZGREa)
383 I'm waiting for the tell-all books from others on his "staff,"
You mean like the one Lewisky wrote after spending time on Clinton's "staff"?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 11:20 AM (Iaxlk)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (HOOye)
On the Obama-Biden campaign website, Bo is featured because it is the
third anniversary of his adoption. “It’s a promise Barack made to his
daughters--that if he won the election in November 2008, he would buy
them their long-awaited puppy. On April 14, 2009, Barack followed
through on his promise to Malia and Sasha--the Obamas welcomed Bo into
their home,” says the campaign of the Portuguese water dog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (UOM4
--What's sad is the implication that if he had not won the election he would not have bought his daughters a dog.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 11:21 AM (NYnoe)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (Iaxlk)
Imagine Reggie Love's blue dress moment.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 11:22 AM (NVu2l)
all political money seems to be money laundered gifts
Yep. And this one was probably legal(ish), unlike Hillary's bullshit futures trade, which obviously resulted from someone buying both ends of the future, giving her the one in the money, and eating the other one.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:23 AM (QA6Vm)
From the Wa Examiner, Barry is going to use Bo in his fundraising campaign:
Ten thousand dollar a plate Bo Ba Que?
Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (zdvxY)
Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 11:24 AM (Iaxlk)
Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (NS2Mo)
What's sad is the implication that if he had not won the election he would not have bought his daughters a dog.
And what's disturbing is the campaign to give Bo "four more years." What happens when Barky loses?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:25 AM (l+MMl)
What? Here it is almost a day since this broke and there's no "Hitler Reacts to Obama eats a dog" video? I want my money back for this defective "Internet" thing
(Who do I see about a refund?...)
Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 11:26 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:26 AM (l+MMl)
Posted by: Life Long Liberal at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (UpwlP)
I think hapless is a bit kind, don't you?
Posted by: J. McCain at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (ZGREa)
You know what's sad about this ? I mean, besides the fact that Obama ate Sparky.
* Obama sitting in Jeremiah Wright's church for 20+ years? Big yawn.
* Obama advocating for Derrick Bell and his lunatic critical race theory? Booooring!
* Obama offering our defense secrets to the Russians? Zzzzzzz....
* Obama ate dog as a kid? OMG OMGOMGOMGOIJE)J!@!!!
It's sad really. Hilarious, but sad.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 11:27 AM (4df7R)
That was a small hit on MTV back in the 80s due to a viewer vote on who would win a record contract. (When they actually played music videos.) Sadly, I can still remember the lyrics without even watching the video.
Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 11:28 AM (JPc/J)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (kDLl+)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 18, 2012 11:28 AM (2jQGY)
302 - "Well shit, then someone on our side better buy a copy and start scouring that book for something else disgusting."
something ELSE disgusting? we should just start at the beginning of the damn book and make fun of each chapter. considering the 'author' I'm sure the whole thing is disgusting.
Posted by: the Butcher at April 18, 2012 11:28 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (4df7R)
--This is why you have to keep attacking, even if the lines of attack seem "frivolous" --some shit resonates more with people, and eating dogs has the benefit of being (literally) so visceral that it does not need explaining.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:29 AM (ykSKg)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 18, 2012 11:30 AM (n6JNN)
Posted by: The Dog With the Tough Skin at April 18, 2012 11:30 AM (ZGREa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 11:31 AM (Z9EHQ)
That was a small hit on MTV back in the 80s due to a viewer vote on who would win a record contract. (When they actually played music videos.) Sadly, I can still remember the lyrics without even watching the video.
Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 03:28 PM (JPc/J)
--Yeah, I had not seen that video in 25 years, yet I could still hear it in my head.
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 11:31 AM (ykSKg)
eating dogs has the benefit of being (literally) so visceral that it does not need explaining.
Yep, and it puts the commies in the position of trying to defend the indefensible, or to explain away the inexplicable.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:32 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Queen Poochelle Antoinette has to work? at April 18, 2012 11:33 AM (HOOye)
Posted by: The Dog at April 18, 2012 11:33 AM (Iaxlk)
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I'm sure not voting for the SCOAMF. He might decide to expand his diet, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Wolf, W.A.'s cat at April 18, 2012 11:34 AM (exvgC)
Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 11:35 AM (KcINh)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:37 AM (l+MMl)
I hope Romney understands they're going to have to get down in the mud and talk about Obama eating dog meat, these people aren't going to go quietly into the night.
Posted by: JackHandy at April 18, 2012 11:37 AM (0kf1G)
Do you suppose any of the attendees at those Obama fundraising dinners is beginning to wonder ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 11:37 AM (QA6Vm)
Posted by: Barack Obama for Dog Catcher 2012! at April 18, 2012 11:38 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 11:39 AM (l+MMl)
I'm amazed so many people had an issue at all with the Seamus story, to me it was no different than someone letting a dog hang their head out of a car window, but regardless, the Left really planned on making it a cornerstone of the Obama campaign.
I hope Romney understands they're going to have to get down in the mud and talk about Obama eating dog meat, these people aren't going to go quietly into the night.
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Not a hunter, but I know hunters who revere their dogs. What they don't do is eat them. What they do do is put them in dog carriers attached to the outside of the vehicle. You might say its the norm.
Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 11:40 AM (UpwlP)
to a lefty walking around with a dog cramed in a purse is cute and fashionable but putting one on the roof is an outrage
Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 11:41 AM (zdvxY)
Them dawgs loved it! I alwaystreated them dawgs humanely! For instance, I never made them stay with me when I was on the crapper! They wouldn't of stood for that anyhow! Bill Moyers, on the other hand.........
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at April 18, 2012 11:42 AM (VMcoS)
Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 11:49 AM (4yXmp)
Posted by: Prez SCOAM(dog eating)F at April 18, 2012 11:52 AM (yWfMC)
Posted by: In too late, likely at April 18, 2012 11:56 AM (z9dla)
And what's disturbing is the campaign to give Bo "four more years." What happens when Barky loses?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (QA6Vm)
Vote for me or Bo gets it. It's the Chicago way.
Posted by: SCOAMF at April 18, 2012 12:02 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 12:06 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Mike James at April 18, 2012 12:18 PM (spLGA)
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Posted by: Some Moron at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (VX6HZ)
Take almost any "10 year old kid" raised in Amerikkka in the 70's, and ask them how they want their Lassie chops prepared and would they like seconds.
I think there will be a cultural difference.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 12:55 PM (UpwlP)
Posted by: CR at April 18, 2012 01:01 PM (MnSRY)
Note that "Bo's" ears are different in every new photo!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (i3+c5)
Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 01:31 PM (vrti+)
What is the best about this mockery is it is in his own words! Love it.
Posted by: Lolo ate my poodle at April 18, 2012 01:46 PM (baL2B)
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Because Barky is always the central figure in everything, even something as seemingly unrelated as a father buying his children a puppy. It's not about the dog or the kids, don't you know, it's about the father's success. And all families name their puppy after the father's initials, right?
I would just love to read the psychological profiles on this guy. I'm sure governments the world over have assessed this jackhat, as well as some of our own agencies.
Posted by: Mayday at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (orrLR)
I have to wonder if this is the equivalent of Jimmy Carter's rabbit attack event.
Do you think Obama finished his meal, or did he go home with a doggy bag?
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 18, 2012 02:20 PM (uGiHE)
Posted by: Barky Plutocrat of Failure at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (n2NxJ)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (qwK3S)
It's going to be funny when they write the history of this and opine that other than the whole SCOAMF thing, Obama lost because (1) he thought all Pubs would run pussy campaigns like McCain and (2) he didn't think our side was capable of communicating a robust sense of humor.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 18, 2012 02:38 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: mikedevx at April 18, 2012 06:25 PM (w3bCN)
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Posted by: S at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (Dll6b)