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May 18, 2012

From JohnE...
— Ace

Posted by: Ace at 04:57 PM | Comments (228)
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1 I think that saved my very bad day (tooth extraction).

Thank you

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 18, 2012 04:59 PM (motsG)

2 Hilarious!

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at May 18, 2012 04:59 PM (+BkI8)

3 frist?

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at May 18, 2012 04:59 PM (Ru2Wu)

4 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2012 04:59 PM (7W3wI)

5 That smell? Errr... an old family recipe: my "Taco Of Crab Meat".

Posted by: "Liawatha" Warren at May 18, 2012 05:01 PM (FcR7P)

6 The floodgates are opening up,spilling all the pent up ridicule.

Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2012 05:01 PM (7W3wI)

7 See. This is how conservatives are not funny.

Posted by: Hack writer from Comedy Central at May 18, 2012 05:01 PM (4x32q)

8 It looks like Meesh is contemplating rapping out a couple dozen sets of chin ups.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2012 05:04 PM (/9E6Z)

9 That is awesome! Fine job, John E.

Posted by: Theresa at May 18, 2012 05:05 PM (Io9iG)

10 oh my gawd. that. photo. o.o

Posted by: jimi ray at May 18, 2012 05:05 PM (FcOR4)

11 Too Funny!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 18, 2012 05:06 PM (R5yLq)

12 I don't care who you are, now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at May 18, 2012 05:06 PM (eQnzo)

13 Outstanding!

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2012 05:07 PM (Fy6L7)

14 Obviously, this is the mastermind that killed Osama Bin Laden.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2012 05:08 PM (FcR7P)

15 Gawd that dress is hideous.

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2012 05:08 PM (Fy6L7)

16 Caption Michelle's thought bubble "I TOLD you not to get high before we went out to eat" or "Some days, my WH staff, free AF1 rides and the adoring MFM fans are still not worth being married to this stupid SCOAMF"

Posted by: PaleRider at May 18, 2012 05:08 PM (dkExz)

17 Video bonus..Obama protocol lessons

http://tinyurl.com/3n67mts

I crack up every time I watch this

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 18, 2012 05:08 PM (Yhu4q)

18 Hilarious! Of course, being a conservative.. I may not know what funny is.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 18, 2012 05:09 PM (DGIjM)

19 She's ducking. She knows.

Posted by: Ducky at May 18, 2012 05:09 PM (KqwSL)

20 17. Hideous clothing for hideous bodies. A perfect match.

Posted by: Ronster at May 18, 2012 05:10 PM (mHC3R)

21 Don't look at me. I didn't vote for the stupid bastard.

Posted by: CMU VET at May 18, 2012 05:10 PM (nXkow)

22 I needed that..... rough day.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 18, 2012 05:10 PM (I/Xad)

23 C'mon everybody. They're just regular folks tryin' to pick up a little strange wherever they can.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 18, 2012 05:10 PM (IoNBC)

This is how conservatives are not funny.

Better not put this on Twitter.

I'm super cereal!

Posted by: AlBearPig at May 18, 2012 05:11 PM (4pSIn)

25 I'm sure I'm not the only moron who used to get mailings from MENSA. I think anyone who scored above 13-1400 on the (old school) SAT's used to get them. Don't know if it was AP related or not, but I got my first solicitation about a week after graduating high school. What a bunch of tools.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2012 05:12 PM (HethX)

26 She's wearing the drapes from my first apartment

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at May 18, 2012 05:12 PM (Dll6b)

27 Too many moving parts.

Posted by: Ducky at May 18, 2012 05:12 PM (KqwSL)

28 She's got that "come hither, I'm a bowling-pin" look...dayum!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Still Ridiculously Fucking Relevant at May 18, 2012 05:12 PM (IoNBC)

29 Justin Verlander 3 outs away from a no-hitter.

Yes, it's against the Pirates, but still...

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2012 05:13 PM (LnQhT)

30 I don't get it.

Posted by: Gonzalo R. Cordova, Professor Emiritus of da funny at May 18, 2012 05:13 PM (I/Xad)

31 "27 I'm sure I'm not the only moron whoused to getmailings from MENSA." Yeah. "Send us your money and we'll let you hang out with a bunch of dweebs so stupid they sent us their money."

Posted by: Scobface at May 18, 2012 05:15 PM (IoNBC)

32 Are any of you paying attention to The Other McCain lately?

Notably this effort: http://tinyurl.com/6r3uzzg -- which deals with Brett Kimberlin, who was/is known as known as "the Speedway Bomber" (I vaguely remember the incident(s).

It's worth a look, and contains an interesting comment from none other than Aaron Worthing in the comments section. I read a few of the links and posts, but I have the attention span of a 2 year old tonight.

It seems to me like Breitbart might be the place to ask for help, but he seems to be asking Ace personally.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2012 05:15 PM (Qxe/p)

Well, hey, there's always solar energy.

Isn't there?

Posted by: acr at May 18, 2012 05:15 PM (e2dJL)

34 >>Gawd that dress is hideous.
Posted by: mpfs

That ain't nothing:

http://tinyurl.com/c823ajw

Posted by: sTevo at May 18, 2012 05:16 PM (VMcEw)

35 I only read that magazine for the articles...

Posted by: HH at May 18, 2012 05:17 PM (v+ExF)

36 Brilliant!

Posted by: holygoat at May 18, 2012 05:17 PM (RvlZ6)

37 Coming soon?

Mencia Magazine.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at May 18, 2012 05:17 PM (I/Xad)

38 I'm half listening to batchelor. He's talking to mctague about the economy. He just said that he just got an email from axelrod telling him to ask if mctague realizes they are all about growth. they were discussing the philly fed report today.

The thing is though, the turn around time on this was amazing. That axelrod could be listening and interject in real time and that batchelor would tell the audience all of this makes you wonder how many journalists have an instantaneous pipeline to the BO folks? I mean we all make jokes about mika....but she obviously isn't alone.

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 05:18 PM (oZfic)

39 :shock:

Posted by: Big Bro Hector, charioteer andng commentor and lurker at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (zxaA2)

40 Snicker, they both look so out of place...

Posted by: Gmac at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (36r61)

41 Pure awesome.

Posted by: logprof at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (ykSKg)

42 Cheney put the crossbar there.

Posted by: eman at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (XrDou)

43 I'm not sure I like the name of this magazine. I mean, "that time of the month" is nothing to be ashamed of, but it's nothing to be advertised either.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (IoNBC)

"Mencia Magazine"

Any good food recipe's?

Posted by: HH at May 18, 2012 05:19 PM (v+ExF)

45 #40 An organization for above average white hispanics?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 18, 2012 05:20 PM (R5yLq)

46 I still say Moochelle the rookie looks like actor/director Bill Duke in drag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2012 05:22 PM (MCDCp)

47 This is obviously a parody right? "How to remember all 57 states in alphabetical order"....

Didn't Bo make the same 57 state mistake?

Are they not telling us about 7 new states?

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 05:22 PM (oZfic)

48 Biden would be out of his depth in 'Highlights.'

Posted by: nickless at May 18, 2012 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

49 WOOKIE, not rookie. Damned auto-correct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2012 05:23 PM (MCDCp)

50 thread winner @ #8.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2012 05:23 PM (8MasJ)

51 Oh! That's just too perfect. Well played John E...

Posted by: AnabolicState at May 18, 2012 05:23 PM (e1pl5)

52 O yeah, I see it's a joke. I spent too much time at happy hour lol

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 05:24 PM (oZfic)

53 Funny! I was just wondering today what happened to JohnE. Now I know....he's been busy.

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 05:24 PM (X6akg)

54
The funny thing is that he could have handed it over the fence quite easily. That would have meant going 'right' though.

Posted by: sTevo at May 18, 2012 05:24 PM (VMcEw)

55 "51 Biden would be out of his depth in 'Highlights.'" Now that's just not true. I love those "What Doesn't Belong?" things. And I'm damn good at them, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 18, 2012 05:24 PM (IoNBC)

56 You know of course, that this will guaranty you a one-way ticket to the re-education camps.

Posted by: Nobody you need to know at May 18, 2012 05:25 PM (O3R/2)

57 That infamous photo is so well-known, but you know what? Of all the idiotic things the JEF has done, this one is unfair! That type/height of gate...Size of umbrella...Michelle right there, he looks like a jerk if he closes it and lets her get wet...He's ALMOST able to hand it to himself over the bar...So help me, in this one, he was a victim of soicumstances! I'm gonna hate myself in the morning...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 05:25 PM (1X/a4)

58 >>>It seems to me like Breitbart might be the place to ask for help, but he seems to be asking Ace personally. I'm on it. I haven't posted about it yet, though I have a partial post in draft.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2012 05:26 PM (aw5Tx)

59 This is obviously a parody right? "How to remember all 57 states in alphabetical order"....

Didn't Bo make the same 57 state mistake?

Are they not telling us about 7 new states?

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 09:22 PM (oZfic)

So you didn't even bother reading the 49 comments before yours?

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 05:26 PM (X6akg)

60 #49 -- No, Michelle looks more like Patrick Ewing. Wait, is that racist for me to say?

Posted by: AnabolicState at May 18, 2012 05:26 PM (e1pl5)

61 Believe me, I've been on it.

Posted by: ace at May 18, 2012 05:26 PM (aw5Tx)

62 Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2012 09:15 PM (Qxe/p) Holy crap... those people gave money to that vile creep?! I was too young to really remember it but.. good grief.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 18, 2012 05:26 PM (DGIjM)

63 I wish to subscribe to your news letter.

Posted by: CaveJohnson at May 18, 2012 05:27 PM (8Qwry)

64 Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2012 09:15 PM (Qxe/p)

BK gets away with it because most people expect other people to possess a conscience.

What are you gonna do with a guy who plants a bomb in a high school parking lot on game day - targeted at kids.

Posted by: SarahW at May 18, 2012 05:27 PM (LYwCh)

65 "65 Believe me, I've been on it." Damn, you too?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 18, 2012 05:27 PM (IoNBC)

66 #46 gets my vote for the thread winnah!

Posted by: Theresa at May 18, 2012 05:28 PM (Io9iG)

67 tami lol.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (Ho2rs)

68 As my son (who got 1500+ on his SAT) likes to remind me, an IQ test that does not include the age of the testee is invalid.

Posted by: Nobody you need to know at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (O3R/2)

69 #64 She always reminded me more of Dennis Rodman. She's not as pretty of course.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (R5yLq)

70 What makes the Obama/umbrella pic so funny is the look on Michelle's face. She looks absolutely baffled.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (HethX)

71 JohnE deserves about tree fiddy for that.

Posted by: Chef's Dad at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (q5fYz)

72 oh no...tidy cat at post 41

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (Fy6L7)

73 Verlander loses the no-no with 1 out in the 9th

Posted by: The Q at May 18, 2012 05:29 PM (LnQhT)

74 it has no ability to discern humor or parody......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:30 PM (Ho2rs)

75 Tami, her "friends" tell her what's funny and what to laugh at. They forgot to explain parody to her, I guess.

Posted by: Theresa at May 18, 2012 05:30 PM (Io9iG)

76 She looks like she wants to bite the umbrella.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at May 18, 2012 05:30 PM (NVu2l)

77 78 it has no ability to discern humor or parody......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 09:30 PM (Ho2rs)

Its hard to read when you're always not listening to Glen Beck by always listening to him. Or listening to some radio guy that no one else has ever mentioned period. And there's always having its view blocked by the guy who's cock she's currently blowing to earn her rent money for mommy and daddy.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2012 05:31 PM (GULKT)

"Gawd that dress is hideous."

mpfs, not as horrible as that black blood-splatter effect dress she wore on election night.

Posted by: Decaf at May 18, 2012 05:32 PM (G5/Mg)

79 Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 09:18 PM (oZfic)

I feel so sorry for you.

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 05:32 PM (q5fYz)

80 #35 I am from Indianapolis and I remember the Speedway Bomber well. I didn't realize he had been released, and am gob-smacked that he has a 501c3 and is getting money from the Tides Foundation.

I am stunned.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 18, 2012 05:32 PM (GoIUi)

81 @83 LMFAO!

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 05:32 PM (X6akg)

82 #73 Now that's just downright mean. But you're right -- not as pretty. She does however have beautiful toned arms.

Posted by: AnabolicState at May 18, 2012 05:33 PM (e1pl5)

83 Eh...I don't get it.

Posted by: Sr. Cordoba at May 18, 2012 05:33 PM (SBL+e)

84 btw, this is the son that dropped out of El Camino HS in Oceanside. The school called the house to inform me of his truancy. I said "You drove him away!" It was a week before his 18th birthday. They let the matter drop.

When the SAT scores came in, they were so proud to highlight him as a great scholar.

Yes. My son is a HS drop-out. With a Master's degree.

Posted by: Nobody you need to know at May 18, 2012 05:33 PM (O3R/2)

85 Wuss up ya'll

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2012 05:34 PM (SBL+e)

86 Still have that picture of BHO as shine boy to Palin, it is in the Liberal Guest Bedroom...

Posted by: clemenza at May 18, 2012 05:35 PM (Epz9+)

87 89 Wuss up ya'll

Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2012 09:34 PM (SBL+e)

umbrellas

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2012 05:35 PM (GULKT)

88 Dossier time morons. Be on your best commenting behavior.

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2012 05:36 PM (Fy6L7)

89 Laugh all you want, but remember: Indians invented the umbrella.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Clown (Retired) at May 18, 2012 05:36 PM (IoNBC)

90 Yeah, I never thought this photo was much of anything either. He's trying to keep the both of them dry and the fence is not cooperating.

I can relate. God forbid I get the wife's hair wet.

Posted by: minutemen for Mitt (formerly trainer) until the JEF is gone at May 18, 2012 05:36 PM (DGxyd)

91 Unbrella? what's that?

Posted by: Some guy that lives in Southern California at May 18, 2012 05:36 PM (O3R/2)

92 when all you do is worry about blood diamonds and the facebook ipo......you have no time for humor.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:37 PM (Ho2rs)

93 Celtics with a dominant first half, leading Phiily by 15 to start the 3rd.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2012 05:37 PM (HethX)

94 I am stunned. Posted by: Miss Marple at May 18, 2012 09:32 PM (GoIUi) I didnt know he was released either.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 18, 2012 05:38 PM (DGIjM)

95 Barack Obama:

America's First Pussy-whipped President

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 05:38 PM (O3R/2)

96 #93 To be more specific Elizabeth Warren's Cherokee great great great grandmother invented the umbrella.

Posted by: AnabolicState at May 18, 2012 05:38 PM (e1pl5)

97 As a truly unfunny person who mostly lurks here, I was wondering if the "breatholyzer" typo was made on purpose?

Posted by: Calvin at May 18, 2012 05:38 PM (djWga)

98 97 when all you do is worry about blood diamonds and the facebook ipo......you have no time for humor.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 09:37 PM (Ho2rs)

well the IPO is over and the blood diamond thing remains to be seen so stop worrying it's the weekend.....party on as you old folks are wont to say!

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 05:38 PM (oZfic)

99 Funny stuff, though.

Posted by: Calvin at May 18, 2012 05:39 PM (djWga)

100 There ain't no justice. I worked for a lifetime on my growling dog bit, and this bitch was born with it.

Posted by: Curly Howard at May 18, 2012 05:39 PM (IoNBC)

101 it has no ability to discern humor or parody......

Yet it claimed to be hugely, amazingly, stupendously funny in real life.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 18, 2012 05:40 PM (+v+3t)

102

Bitter clinging racist umbrella.

Posted by: BO at May 18, 2012 05:41 PM (XdlcF)

103 "Cheney put the crossbar there.
Posted by: eman"

That's not a crossbar, that's his warcock. Blocking the SCOAMF at every turn.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 05:41 PM (d6TfZ)

104 Video bonus..Obama protocol lessons

http://tinyurl.com/3n67mts

I crack up every time I watch this

I love the expression on his stupid fucking face after he puts his glass down.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 18, 2012 05:41 PM (+v+3t)

105 waterhouse that was after it said it had a hard time with humor....then a month or so later it was considered by it's friends to have the bestest sense of humor ever!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:41 PM (Ho2rs)

106 well the IPO is over and the blood diamond thing remains to be seen so stop worrying it's the weekend.....party on as you old folks are wont to say!

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 09:38 PM (oZfic)

just like the pope's retirement party right you lying skank?

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2012 05:42 PM (GULKT)

107 As a truly unfunny person who mostly lurks here, I was wondering if the "breatholyzer" typo was made on purpose?Posted by: Calvin

Err,

http://youtu.be/cxxxGUeZtno

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:42 PM (ebPtk)

108 95

It's like an Umbrella but different.

Posted by: mpfs at May 18, 2012 05:43 PM (Fy6L7)

109 Another sixteen hours of sleep and he would have figured it out.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2012 05:43 PM (FcR7P)

110

At a certain point, umbrella, you've been open enough.

Posted by: BO at May 18, 2012 05:43 PM (XdlcF)

111 THAR' SHE BLOWS!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:43 PM (ebPtk)

112 Maxim,

In Calif, he could attend JC without graduating HS.

BTW, He was following a family tradition. My dad quit HS to attend Berkeley. Long story. Back in the day, the Principal (St. Ignatius Loyola HS) could pick up the phone and tell his friend at Berkeley "This young man is ready for college" and the young man is "in like flynn."

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 05:43 PM (O3R/2)

113 That's my favorite Dog-Eater picture. Now, that's a great magazine cover!!

That gate has trapped many of the "other Presidents on the dollar bills". It's a killer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2012 05:44 PM (X3lox)

114 umbrellas, like church.....are not obama's thing

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:44 PM (Ho2rs)

115 90 Still have that picture of BHO as shine boy to Palin, it
is in the Liberal Guest Bedroom...
Posted by: clemenza at May 18, 2012 09:35 PM (Epz9+)

Dang, I missed that one . . . anyone have a link?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 18, 2012 05:44 PM (ckEuw)

116 Opening an umbrella is for the wealthy 1%, not like us regular folk!

Now they wanna go back to the failed policies of the past 10 years!

Eat chur peas, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Pres. I, Me, Mine [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:45 PM (ebPtk)

117 Just saw a fat chick sitting courtside at the NBA Playoffs. Dollars to donuts she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2012 05:45 PM (HethX)

118 I still want to know. Was Ogabe baptized?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 05:46 PM (O3R/2)

119 >> Of all the idiotic things the JEF has done, this one is unfair!

I agree, it is unfair. Also, hilarious.

Posted by: sandy burger at May 18, 2012 05:47 PM (BYjDh)

120 "Dollars to donuts she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted by: Lincolntf"

I just saw one standing on the sidelines. She's dressed in all white and has shocking white blond hair. She looks like a salute to mayonnaise.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 05:47 PM (d6TfZ)

121 si in the city uss diversity?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 05:47 PM (Ho2rs)

122 "Barrack, stop acting like a fag and hold the fuckin' umbrella! Yeah, I mean hold it over me, bitch!"

Posted by: Michelle, She of the Sensitive Nature at May 18, 2012 05:47 PM (IoNBC)

123 Celtics are actually playing pretty sucky, the fact they're up by 15 shows how bad Philly is tonight.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 05:48 PM (1X/a4)

124 This is obviously a parody right?

-------------------

oZfic, that's stupid, even for you.

Posted by: mama winger at May 18, 2012 05:48 PM (P6QsQ)

125 You would think the publishing of his poetry would be enough to convince the world what a wasted effort this guy is.

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance . . .

Posted by: Pickles The Cat at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (lpWVn)

126 I swear, this bitch is drivin' me to cocksuckerage.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (IoNBC)

127 Well, there's ugly, and then there's butt ugly, and then there's the First Lady's choice of clothing.

Posted by: tcn at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (WhSRj)

128
http://tinyurl.com/cdxuy3r

Too Funny.

Short read about equality.

Posted by: sTevo at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (VMcEw)

129 Very nice, JohnE!

Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (kpCLl)

130 "Where?! Posted by: Lincoln's fat chick courtside"

In front of the Celtics bench. It's weird. Maybe she's the owner's daughter? She's sitting now.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 05:49 PM (d6TfZ)

131 Conservatives are ruining Photoshop!

Posted by: Gonzalo R. Cordova at May 18, 2012 05:50 PM (2jQGY)

132

My shrink started to argue with me on Monday that Joe Kennedy was correct about "ending the cycle of cheap oil" in favor of algae or whatever crap they're peddling now. He also said if we started now, it would take ten years for us to get oil.

I kind of liked him, too...

Posted by: Truman North at May 18, 2012 05:50 PM (I2LwF)

133 I'm still of the opinion that oZfic is really Allahpundit exacting his revenge for our scorn upon him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:51 PM (ebPtk)

134 Good thing you got your "unruly maleness" contained, Baraka, or you might have hurt that umbrella!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2012 05:51 PM (FcR7P)

135 "Conservatives are ruining Photoshop!
Posted by: Gonzalo R. Cordova"

We won't rest until we ruin Microsoft Paint and Adobe Reader. Be warned!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 05:51 PM (d6TfZ)

136 Conservatives are ruining AOSHQ!

Posted by: ThaddeusMcRino at May 18, 2012 05:52 PM (1X/a4)

137

So she didn't melt in the rain?

Odd, that.

Posted by: HH at May 18, 2012 05:53 PM (v+ExF)

138 I love the expression on his stupid fucking face after he puts his glass down. Posted by: Waterhouse at May 18, 2012 09:41 PM (+v+3t) Hahahaha.. what a freakin dolt.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 18, 2012 05:53 PM (DGIjM)

139 Truman, your shrink is crazy.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 05:53 PM (1X/a4)

140 Conservatives are ruining AOSHQ! Posted by: ThaddeusMcRino

Thaddeus is a better Republican that most Congressturkeys will ever hope to be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:54 PM (ebPtk)

141 Is this issue "SCRATCH AND SNIFF"?

Posted by: The dude at May 18, 2012 05:54 PM (jnTHb)

142 You mean there really is a Thaddeus McRino?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 05:55 PM (1X/a4)

143 148 Truman, your shrink is crazy.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 09:53 PM (1X/a4)

Can you name me one who ISN"T?

Posted by: tcn at May 18, 2012 05:55 PM (WhSRj)

144 Is this issue "SCRATCH AND SNIFF"?

Posted by: The dude at May 18, 2012 09:54 PM (jnTHb)

My ass is

Posted by: Pickles The Cat at May 18, 2012 05:56 PM (lpWVn)

145 You mean there really is a Thaddeus McRino?Posted by: JewishOdysseus

Sorry, I thought you were impugning the one and only Thaddeus McCotter (R - MI), a regular guest on Red Eye.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 05:57 PM (ebPtk)

146 That infamous photo is so well-known, but you know what? Of all the idiotic things the JEF has done, this one is unfair! That type/height of gate...Size of umbrella...Michelle right there, he looks like a jerk if he closes it and lets her get wet...He's ALMOST able to hand it to himself over the bar...

LOL. Yeah ... the umbrella looks pretty effective six feet away from her and behind ...

Sorry. This is another retard move. A public IQ test. I've been overly generous to the Dog-Eater with my estimate of 84. But, I'm a giver.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2012 05:59 PM (X3lox)

147 What is he doing with the unbrela?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at May 18, 2012 05:59 PM (n9Vbj)

148 Decaf at May 18, 2012 09:32 PM (G5/Mg)

That election night dress? I thought she looked like the big spider I found out by the AC condenser, only less waist.

Posted by: SarahW at May 18, 2012 05:59 PM (LYwCh)

149 that picture just gets worse every time I see it. I don't think I realized how hideous the dress is before. I'm not even really sure it's one dress. The top looks like a huge Grandma-floral (also known as Laura Ashley curtains from my childhood bedroom) and the bottom looks like someone took a reasonable skirt and stained it with lime kool-aid.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at May 18, 2012 06:00 PM (snRY5)

150 156 What is he doing with the unbrela?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at May 18, 2012 09:59 PM (n9Vbj)

Wishing he was Mary Poppins so he could fly away.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2012 06:00 PM (GULKT)

151 I had to marry somebody so I wouldn't look so gay. Well, I guess that didn't fuckin' work.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Earle of Cornhole at May 18, 2012 06:01 PM (IoNBC)

152 she looks like she is just learning to walk

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 18, 2012 06:01 PM (Ho2rs)

153 Sorry, WCL, I just grabbed a generic blue-blood name, I know McCotter is a good guy.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 06:02 PM (1X/a4)

154 Just watched Hannity... guy at the end said the election will come down to 125 counties. geesh.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 18, 2012 06:03 PM (DGIjM)

155 This is the dreaded Gordian Gate. None before have been able to solve this vexing problem ... until the Dog-Eater. He has the spirit of the Dog.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2012 06:03 PM (X3lox)

156

Sigh, I have a hankerin for a cold omelette. Anyone know where I could find a recipe for one?

Posted by: a White Hispanic with High Cheekbones at May 18, 2012 06:03 PM (ssVeC)

157 What's with the weird look on her face?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 18, 2012 06:04 PM (U08Mg)

158 Over on reuters, there is a story about Obama and Hollande meeting and getting along well. I posted the following:

Quelle suprise! Obama is a Socialist. N'est ce pas?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:04 PM (O3R/2)

159 "Gawd that dress is hideous." THIS dress imo is the worst... MO looks like she is at her first dance in a dress she made herself, talking to the most popular girl in school. http://tinyurl.com/6tt5k7m

Posted by: Stormy at May 18, 2012 06:04 PM (2fFsG)

160

"she looks like she is just learning to walk"

Actually, she looks scared to death that he's about to cause a serious injury.

Posted by: HH at May 18, 2012 06:05 PM (v+ExF)

161 The sad thing is, that picture probably got someone a job as a Presidential Umbrella Routing Clearance Technician, who now plots all Obama's potential routes to ensure all gates are wide enough to accommodate a Standard Presidential Umbrella (Class II). $115K/year, plus perks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 18, 2012 06:05 PM (+v+3t)

162 140 My shrink started to argue with me on Monday that Joe Kennedy was correct about "ending the cycle of cheap oil" in favor of algae or whatever crap they're peddling now. Posted by: Truman North at May 18, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF) You should have just said "It's never been clearer to me know why there's such a difference between soft and hard science." Or "It's pretty clear why you're a psychiatrist and not an engineer."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2012 06:05 PM (bxiXv)

163 This is the dreaded Gordian Gate. None before have been able to solve this vexing problem ... until the Dog-Eater. He has the spirit of the Dog.Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Golden.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 18, 2012 06:06 PM (ebPtk)

164 "That election night dress? I thought she looked like the big spider I found out by the AC condenser, only less waist.
Posted by: SarahW"

YES! The black widow dress! And no, I don't denounce myself, for that is the actual name of the spider.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 06:06 PM (d6TfZ)

165 46 I'm not sure I like the name of this magazine. I mean, "that time of the month" is nothing to be ashamed of, but it's nothing to be advertised either.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Class Retard at May 18, 2012 09:19 PM (IoNBC)

***********

Fan-fucking-tastic!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at May 18, 2012 06:06 PM (eQnzo)

166 This was her best look.....

http://tinyurl.com/cx97kx6

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 06:07 PM (X6akg)

167 As I feared, the Celtics suckage has caught up with them, as Philly has come out of their coma. Boston by just 4 now.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 18, 2012 06:07 PM (1X/a4)

168 Conservatives are ruining the Internet with these unfunny blog postings!

Posted by: Gonzalo R. Cordova at May 18, 2012 06:08 PM (ur8o6)

169 Michelle is the ultimate of "cool." This picture was taken just as she said, "It's just a jump to the left....LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AIN!!

Posted by: David Axlerod at May 18, 2012 06:08 PM (IoNBC)

170 171 140 My shrink started to argue with me on Monday that Joe Kennedy was correct about "ending the cycle of cheap oil" in favor of algae or whatever crap they're peddling now.

Posted by: Truman North at May 18, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF)

You should have just said "It's never been clearer to me know why there's such a difference between soft and hard science."

Or "It's pretty clear why you're a psychiatrist and not an engineer."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2012 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

I'd have requested to be referred to a different shrink. And ask for a recommended list. Avoid all shrinks on the list.

Posted by: buzzion at May 18, 2012 06:08 PM (GULKT)

171 Doh. It's Ne c'est pas? Isn't it?

I was a really bad student of French in Jr. High.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:08 PM (O3R/2)

172 "This was her best look.....
Posted by Tami"

GAH! Not safe for work, home, or play. Terrifying.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 06:08 PM (d6TfZ)

173 The sad thing is, that picture probably got someone a job as a Presidential Umbrella Routing Clearance Technician, who now plots all Obama's potential routes to ensure all gates are wide enough to accommodate a Standard Presidential Umbrella (Class II). $115K/year, plus perks. Posted by: Waterhouse ...I thought he was a Czar...

Posted by: Stormy at May 18, 2012 06:09 PM (2fFsG)

174 Posted by: Truman North at May 18, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF)

This is a perfect example of why psychiatry is crap.

1. Give in to those homicidal urges.
2. Direct them toward asshole lefties like your shrink.
3. America becomes a better place.
4. Truman North gets lots of poontang from adoring moronettes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 18, 2012 06:09 PM (nEUpB)

175 Rain only melts sugar or dogshit.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 18, 2012 06:10 PM (szK9l)

176 I remember more "Hercules Poirot" from PBS than I remember from three years in JR. High (btw, there was a distraction)

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:10 PM (O3R/2)

177 I laughed. Speaking of, in the last thread people were talking about the movie "Rat Race." Are you kidding me? I was stuck in a hospital waiting room while that was showing not too long ago. I was waiting for someone having a colonoscopy. All things considered, I would have rather been the one with the camera stuck up me bum.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2012 06:11 PM (2pG7H)

178 Rain only melts sugar or dogshit. Posted by: Dan Rather Dan... did you forget about the Wicked Witch of the West?

Posted by: Stormy in KS at May 18, 2012 06:11 PM (2fFsG)

179 GAH! Not safe for work, home, or play. Terrifying.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 10:08 PM (d6TfZ)

=====================

Ok, ok.....this one is even better. She's stunning.

http://tinyurl.com/c76mhyl

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 06:11 PM (X6akg)

180 Doh. It's Ne c'est pas? Isn't it?

Nope, you had it correct the first time (except it needs a hyphen "est-ce")

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 18, 2012 06:11 PM (+v+3t)

181 The Wicked Witch of the West had a house dropped on her. It was the Wicked Witch of the East that melted from water being dumped on her.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:12 PM (O3R/2)

182 So, was there a no-hitter tonight?

Posted by: S Daniel at May 18, 2012 06:12 PM (BVkEs)

183 >>>It seems to me like Breitbart might be the place to ask for help, but he seems to be asking Ace personally. I'm on it. I haven't posted about it yet, though I have a partial post in draft. Posted by: ace at May 18, 2012 09:26 PM (aw5Tx) I'll be looking for it in the sidebar, hoss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2012 06:13 PM (Rhie+)

184 Psychiatry is useful. It the psychologists who are useless tools of satan.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at May 18, 2012 06:14 PM (NVu2l)

185 Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 10:11 PM (X6akg) ---- I'd hit it.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 18, 2012 06:14 PM (U08Mg)

186 She always reminded me more of Dennis Rodman. She's not as pretty of course. Posted by: Hummingbird at May 18, 2012 09:29 PM (R5yLq) Rodman wears nicer dresses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2012 06:16 PM (Rhie+)

187 The Wicked Witch of the West had a house dropped on her. It was the Wicked Witch of the East that melted from water being dumped on her. Posted by: Jimbo Jimbo, I think you've got your compass rose rotated... WWE had the house dropped on her, WWW melted with the bucket of water was thrown on her.

Posted by: Stormy in KS at May 18, 2012 06:16 PM (2fFsG)

188 Wow, Michelle O has some big feet there...

Posted by: moron #4 at May 18, 2012 06:17 PM (AZ8Mb)

189 140 My shrink... Posted by: Truman North at May 18, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF) On second thought, send them the article from WUWT about the Chinese Wind-Powered Electric Car. Their ignorant response should be worth a laugh, at least. (WUWT is WattsUpWithThat, a Sane Climate Blog)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2012 06:17 PM (bxiXv)

190 I'm a member of MENSASS too! Great organization! I'm really into it!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 18, 2012 06:18 PM (vJ9tV)

191 Psychologists have no use. They can neither diagnose illness nor prescribe medication.

They scare me. The truly evil ones go into advertizing.

To this day, I buy Cheer because I think it does a better job in cold water.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:18 PM (O3R/2)

192 Wow, Michelle O has some big feet there... She is a big woman!

Posted by: Stormy in KS at May 18, 2012 06:18 PM (2fFsG)

193 Stormy, I grew up in the West. I was disappointed that the WWW had such a small role in the film. You might be correct, however. How is that "Land of OZ" theme park near Lenexa working out?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:21 PM (O3R/2)

194 188 - Ok, ok.....this one is even better. She's stunning.

http://tinyurl.com/c76mhyl

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 10:11 PM (X6akg)

OMG my eyes, my eyes . . . I'd say "it's not fair, the pic was taken with a wide-angle lens," but the dog looks correctly proportioned . . . so it is fair.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 18, 2012 06:21 PM (ckEuw)

195 I told the boss to climb over the fence on the left. It's lower. I mean, duh!

But does anyone listen to me .... Nooooo.

Posted by: Jumpin' Joe Biden at May 18, 2012 06:22 PM (X3lox)

196 "Ok, ok.....this one is even better. She's stunning.
Posted by Tami"

OK, who is walking who here?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 18, 2012 06:23 PM (d6TfZ)

197 "Dammit! Julie Andrews told me this thing would fly!"

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at May 18, 2012 06:23 PM (eQnzo)

198 That's Hershel Walker. Those thighs are recognizable anywhere.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2012 06:24 PM (X3lox)

199 Okay. Let me try this again:

Ok, ok.....this one is even better. She's stunning.http://tinyurl.com/c76mhyl

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2012 10:11 PM (X6akg)

That's Hershel Walker. Those thighs ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2012 06:25 PM (X3lox)

200 Well shut my mouth. IMDB has the WWW as the role played by Margaret Hamilton.

It must have been that song "Ding dong the witch is dead..."

I am at that point in life that I am starting to remember things the way I prefer to remember them. LOL

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 06:26 PM (O3R/2)

201 I am at that point in life that I am starting to remember things the way I prefer to remember them. LOL

Posted by: Jimbo at May 18, 2012 10:26 PM (O3R/2)

Whippersnapper.
Wait until you get to MY phase: http://tinyurl.com/725tlrb

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 18, 2012 06:28 PM (Qxe/p)

202 Stormy, I grew up in the West. I was disappointed that the WWW had such a small role in the film. You might be correct, however. How is that "Land of OZ" theme park near Lenexa working out? Posted by: Jimbo I'm very pleased to report that I was part of the group that got that disaster booted out of JoCo. Investors were a bunch of TM crazies.

Posted by: Stormy at May 18, 2012 06:29 PM (2fFsG)

203 When Mo first was crowned Queen of Fashion, I was a bit frightened. I dreaded her awful effect on the clothes available to me.
As a small, old person, I already have a hard time finding clothing appropriate to my age, much less that fits. Waists having gone out of fashion. Nothing to fear, however. Mooch's taste was so bad that even WalMart didn't follow.

Posted by: Pecos, at May 18, 2012 06:33 PM (2Gb0y)

204 "$90M midtown penthouse tops mark for priciest New York City apartment "http://tinyurl.com/7b3rl89

Read the comments. Does everything have to politicized nowadays?

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 06:34 PM (oZfic)

205 Should definitely be a poster, or a t-shirt.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2012 06:39 PM (i0App)

206 Read the comments. Does everything have to politicized nowadays? Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 10:34 PM (oZfic) Always has been. We just didn't used to have "internet comment sections." I thought the comment about how "cold, lifeless and sterile" the place was. I read that as "I totally like houses cluttered with huge amounts of junk." The place looked great to me, but I couldn't afford it even if I could afford it, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2012 06:39 PM (bxiXv)

207 Somebody made the comment back then that Michelle's inauguration dress was only missing 1 accessory - end tables.

Posted by: Theresa at May 18, 2012 06:39 PM (Io9iG)

208 Mooch "Wide Load" looks concerned! Not for him.

Posted by: leon panthera at May 18, 2012 06:39 PM (dvXUA)

209 Getting ugly in Philly. Come on C's!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2012 06:42 PM (HethX)

210 Damn that's good. Just damn. Nice work, JohnE.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 18, 2012 06:45 PM (AlYnQ)

211 202 Wow, Michelle O has some big feet there...

She is a big woman!

Squatchy!

Posted by: OxyCon at May 18, 2012 06:48 PM (ur8o6)

212 "A senior E.U. official feels as though this weekendÂ’s G8 and NATO summits have been orchestrated to aid President ObamaÂ’s reelection campaign, according to the Reuters newswire today." http://tinyurl.com/8xzy8tm

via hyscience: "EU Official: Obama Wants EU to Help His Election Campaign" http://tinyurl.com/7zt5gwb

Fascinating stuff...

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 06:50 PM (oZfic)

213 Dumb and Dumber?

Posted by: HarryS at May 18, 2012 06:55 PM (d+eeq)

214 Love this, Ace. This photo was the same week (I think) of his girly bike riding with helmet in Martha's Vineyard last year. Michelle's expression is priceless. I don't think it was even raining much at the time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Lithuanian by mistake at May 18, 2012 07:06 PM (baL2B)

215 I would give my left nut to partake in Mooooooooooooooochele's womanly favors !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jabba The Hutt at May 18, 2012 07:10 PM (YVbwx)

216 "Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett, who is trying to unseat Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker in the stateÂ’s upcoming recall election, skipped out on a ceremony honoring fallen police officers this week to meet with union organizers." http://tinyurl.com/7z2cvpn

Posted by: wonder at May 18, 2012 07:22 PM (oZfic)

217 Doesn't Michelle mensa 3 weeks a month?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 18, 2012 08:07 PM (MdUIg)

218 Bitter clinging racist umbrella.

The umbrella is a true believer, its the fence that's racist for not getting out of the way of the messiah.

Posted by: Purp (@PurpAv) at May 18, 2012 08:35 PM (ghUKM)

219 Maybe the man should join Densa (the club for the bottom two percent).

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 18, 2012 09:14 PM (a5ljo)

220 Weft: Sounds to me like Obama pronounced Breathalyzer correctly in that clip. I rule Breatholyzer an unforced spelling error on our side.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 18, 2012 09:22 PM (a5ljo)

221 let's be honest: if this magazine were really about the SCOAMF, "Menso" would be a much more accurate, not to mention culturally inclusive, title.

pendejo that he is.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2012 01:19 AM (8MasJ)

222 Heheheh. ....Love it. ....Nice work, JohnE.

Posted by: wheatie at May 19, 2012 09:02 AM (dHMPi)

223 "Now, I uh, I uh, I see what the problem is here. They were gonna put a door, uhmm, not a door, but that other thing, what's it called? Umm, a door of some kind here. And the, um, vertical stabilizer, that's what that top bar going crossways there, going, umm, horizontally, like the horizon, that is what supports the door thing. Let me be clear, since there was no door, then I, umm, I still had to get my umbrella to the other side of that, uh, thingy..."

Posted by: jetty at May 20, 2012 04:35 AM (hGxOZ)

224 TO: Ace
RE: OooooooOOOh Boy!

There's going to be hell to pay once national gets hold of this.

Mensa, for some ungodly reason, has absolutely NO sense of humor about their name or logo.

People should capture it NOW.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
Mensan Since 1984
Former LocSec of the Denver Chapter

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at May 20, 2012 05:37 AM (7BguH)

225 P.S. LOVED IT!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at May 20, 2012 05:38 AM (7BguH)

226 LOL!

Posted by: Melvin at May 20, 2012 06:46 AM (uqEl9)

227 Densa seems to have misspelt their name again.

Posted by: jdgalt at May 20, 2012 09:56 AM (sW6To)

228 pretty funny pic. i had forgotten about this battle with the umbrella. of course, had this been bush we would have never had a chance to forget it. the clip would have been seen in heavy rotation every day since it happened and parodied on all the lefty comedy shows ad nauseum.

Posted by: el polacko at May 20, 2012 10:44 AM (J8dNS)

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