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October 18, 2012

Fun With Eva Longoria
— Ace

Eva Longoria, Obama's co-chair for something or other, tweeted that any minorities or women voting for Romney were "stupid," and also retweeted someone calling such persons "twats."

She subsequently claimed her account was hacked.

Megyn Kelly slapped this claim around like Mitt Romney putting a woman in a binder.

Even liberal hack Alan Colmes said she should resign.

I got a few digs in at her. I think they're funny.

@evalongoria I really enjoy your work in all those movies you're not in.

@evalongoria you're sputtering and stuttering like Barack Obama at a Debate.

@evalongoria next thing you'll claim you didn't say "tw*t," you said "act of terror"

@evalongoria are there any other soap opera actresses you would recommend I follow for political analysis? Is susan lucci on twitter?

Hey, @evalongoria, 2006 just called, it wants its slight cultural relevance back.

Hey @evalongoria, a movie producer just called, he wants his-- I'm just kidding. A Movie Producer didn't call.

Okay, that last joke? I told it properly here, setting it up with a tweet I didn't actually write.

I got it right on third draft.

Posted by: Ace at 11:49 AM | Comments (249)
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1 !!!Hacked!!!

Posted by: Al at October 18, 2012 11:50 AM (MzQOZ)

2 How long did it take her to block you?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 11:50 AM (UK9cE)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (6o4Fb)

4 First? I knew I shouldn't have read the whole post.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (VLifP)

5 I guess Ace won't be dining at Spago anytime soon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (sbV1u)

6 Eva enjoys getting dirty Sanchez's from Mark Sanchez.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (6o4Fb)

Heh.

But Ace....those might be a little too subtle for her.

Posted by: wheatie at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (ipkPX)

8 Eva Longoria: the poor man's Sofia Vergara

Posted by: Armando at October 18, 2012 11:51 AM (5iuEW)

9 Another o'supporter that had to walk back her comments...

Posted by: 19 days at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (LpQbZ)

10 Didn't she learn from the "Wiener defense" the FIRST time it was used?

Shit don't work, dumbass bitch.

You should've just kept acting like OTHER PEOPLE, you overpriced court jester. You're real person doesn't have anything intelligent to say.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (UK9cE)

11 Twitchy really needs to dedicate a whole section just to your tweets, ace. They kill me every time.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (4df7R)

12 way to alienate lots of people, Obama

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (jUytm)

This post would be better with pictures. Still funny, however.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (zgHLA)

14 The leap from silver screen to, ah, anything useful is quite hard.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 11:52 AM (QxSug)

15 She re-tweeted the accusation that Mitt is racist and sexist so therefore we women who support him are stupid. #boycottrevlon

Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (DQMcq)

16 I think these days you can treat chronic Longoria with Vergara. If it lasts longer than 4 hours, consult Reggie Love.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (+tqYo)

17 Ace also asked if there were any other soap stars from who we should be looking for political insight.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (QxSug)

18 It really isn't fair picking on the handicapped ace

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (ETWo2)

19 I was hacked too!

Posted by: Anthony's Weener at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (/YJYi)

20 She is still really, really hot.

Posted by: wooga at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (vjyZP)

21 Eva, a genteel woman uses the term "lady parts".

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (zhe90)

22 GEEZ it's been a long day......I can't spell worth shit.

your....not you're.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (UK9cE)

23 Who is Eva Longoria again?

Anyway, she just apologized for her "gaffe".
http://tinyurl.com/93gnwcm

Posted by: looking closely at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (PwGfd)

24 Who does that bitch think she is?

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (IoNBC)

25 I'm just curious, how hard was it for Eva to be fully informed in her opinions. Does she watch Jon Stewart everyday, or is this just another script for her to read.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 11:53 AM (QxSug)

26 Gallup Survey: 3.4% of U.S. adults identify as LGBT

....but star in 80% of new television series and are 100% FAH-bulous!

Posted by: Andi "Milky Loads" Sullivan at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (sbV1u)

27 Something tells me the Left isn't entirely serious about their shibboleths of open-mindedness, tolerance, and diversity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (qrpxS)

28 Eva is Obama's co-chair for his campaign's Steering Away Committee.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (jUytm)

29 Eva Longoria sucks at 3rd base. So do the Rays.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (0CiTm)

30 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (8y9MW)

31 A Brit I knew used to refer to "lady parts" as "piss flaps."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2012 11:54 AM (+tqYo)

32 We knew many Hollywood people were assholes and leftards but Twitter has really exposed them to a huge extent.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (6o4Fb)

33 Fun With Eva Longoria

Could we now have a Giada De Laurentiis thread to 'cleanse the pallet' so to speak?

Funny thing about Bing -- You type in 'Food Network' and the letter 'G' and her name pops right up.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (feFL6)

34 Hey, @evalongoria - You must just be raking in the dough from those "Over Her Dead Body" residuals, huh?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (4df7R)

35 I knew Jaclyn Smith, bitch. You're no Jaclyn Smith.

Posted by: Farrah Faucet at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (DLu2s)

36 @29 that # is fairly high by like at least 1000%, I wonder if their methodology was to focus on certain large cities.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (QxSug)

37 aw mallamutt beat me to it. nice

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (0CiTm)

38 Next week on "desperate housescoamfs"...

Posted by: Jolly Roger at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (ETWo2)

39 Is this the video where Romney told Barry to sit down? Except he didn't, but it's still great:

http://tinyurl.com/9g9ssxr

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (BuSM8)

You go Ace! That's some weapons grade snark right there. These celebutards need to be mocked and ridiculed at every available opportunity. If there's no opportunity, then make one.

Posted by: Havedash at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (BRhGr)

41 29 Gallup Survey: 3.4% of U.S. adults identify as LGBT ....but star in 80% of new television series and are 100% FAH-bulous! Posted by: Andi "Milky Loads" Sullivan at October 18, 2012 03:54 PM (sbV1u) I'm part of a large percentage that identify as BLT on rye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (+tqYo)

42 "Fun With Eva Longoria" so much more, uh, invigorating than "Feinstein Fingers Clapper".

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (FcR7P)

43 She spelled breasts braasts.

Posted by: Frankie Laine at October 18, 2012 11:55 AM (RoEtU)

44 Typical representative of the Hollywood Addict Pervert Community.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (XUKZU)

45 Funny stuff Ace

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (zpqa2)

46 Can I get in on this?

Posted by: Diane "Sticky Fingers" Feinstein at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (vjyZP)

47 I think Eva Longoria tried to wash my window at a freeway off ramp near downtown LA this morning. I threatened to call a cop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (jwsmu)

48 I suggest we misspell Twitter, using an 'A' as a sign of support for Eva.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (zhe90)

49 You didn't tweet that!!

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (GvYeG)

50 What's with the photo of her bony hand and fingers spread and her sticking her tongue out between them? Isn't that some sort of gross sign?

Posted by: Redd at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (RoEtU)

51 Eva Longoria.....such a BEATING, TONY PARKER dumped her ass.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (UK9cE)

52 That is some prize winning shit right there.

Posted by: HtP at October 18, 2012 11:56 AM (jx2j9)

53 These girls need some discipline, is what they need.

Posted by: Amy Wintour at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (IoNBC)

Susan Lucci's political analysis would make more sense - I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that she was conservative

Posted by: buzz at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (i27M5)

Mockery and ridicule.

This gets under their skin. What are they going to do? It is just humor. But it slices their psyches so well.

Posted by: rd does not trust the MSM at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (zLp5I)

56 She really is hot. Shame about the stupidity and the gullibility, though.

Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (znT2j)

Is this where I'm supposed to say I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god?

Like a loose screen door in a hurricane?

The guy who pulled me out would be crowned King of England?

Just wonderin'.

Posted by: Jaws at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (4I3Uo)

58 Twat a disgusting bitch

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at October 18, 2012 11:57 AM (+I8Mq)

59 Abe Vigoda is livelier than Eva Longoria's acting career.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (jwsmu)

60 Hate-f**k thread? KIDDING!!!!

Posted by: GASHSSIWB at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (aLtbP)

61 54 What's with the photo of her bony hand and fingers spread and her sticking her tongue out between them? Isn't that some sort of gross sign?

That's like my version of the Bat Signal

Posted by: Ellen Degeneres at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (vjyZP)

62 What's a twat?

Posted by: Joe Robinette Biden at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (/YJYi)

63 Susquehanna shows Romney leading by 4 in Pennsylvania, 49-45!

Posted by: TD, one of the proud 53% at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (DQMcq)

64 That Hillbuzz link. . .ouch.

Â“HeÂ’s got Â‘The SlimsÂ’, itÂ’s plain as day. He got The Slims screwing around in the hot tub or whatever they do in those places. HeÂ’s a punkass cake boy is what he is and I can see it,Â” an older Thinker said as breakfast started hitting the table. For the uninitiated, Â“The SlimsÂ” is black slang for HIV/AIDS; a Â“punkassÂ” or Â“punkÂ” is an effeminate black man whoÂ’s either gay or was the submissive while in a prison relationship; and a Â“cake boyÂ” is another black slang term for either a gay man or a very effeminate man who is most likely gay. None of these are flattering terms for a black man, as you can imagine.
Read more http://hillbuzz.org/

Posted by: looking closely at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (PwGfd)

65 remember TERI HATCHER?

actually I don't either...

Posted by: weft cut-plover [/i] [/b] at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (qrpxS)

66 Longley...Longmire...Lopez...nope, not in this binder.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (QjSgY)

67 At least when her looks fade in a few more years she'll still have all that classiness to fall back on. Oh, wait......

Posted by: B at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (twiRb)

68 But.... but.... she had a GREAT Defense!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (lZBBB)

69 36. Yeah, but it ocassionaly breaks my heart, like when Nathan Fillion tweets some shit about Romney lying.

Posted by: Heralder at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (+xmn4)

70 Essentially, Eva is Meggie Mac, but with added bulemia.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2012 11:58 AM (zhe90)

71 I love this part ""Is anyone else's twitter bugging out? There are things in my timeline I didn't retweet today. Hmmm? Standby trying to fix!"

Yes, IT genius Eva, we believe you were 'trying to fix' a 'twitter bug out'.

Tells us, IT genius Eva.....how would one 'try to fix' it?

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (X6akg)

72 punching down, ace

Posted by: SOMEGUY at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (3ZtZW)

73 PUPPET SHOW and Eva Longoria

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (jwsmu)

Yeah, Ace...I was gonna say that Megyn Kelly was all over this, too.

But you got the video up of just that.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (ipkPX)

75 Those tweets are brutal and funny, Ace. I am laughing like Biden at an ambassador's funeral.

Posted by: real joe,missing summer, wants November at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (/DbDc)

76 She subsequently claimed her account was hacked.

Maybe it was hacked by Anthony Weiner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (1Jaio)

77 73 In some ways we were better off not knowing.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (6o4Fb)

Can we pay her to stay on the Obysmal campaign as a spokestool? Assclowns like this are priceless - for our side. ha ha ha ha ha

BTW... if women are supposed to be more than 'just a vagina', then explain Eva Longoria please.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (EhYdw)

79 "I use Twitter as a platform for all Americans and their opinions. Sorry if people were offended by retweet," she wrote. "Obviously not my words or my personal view. I respect all Americans #FreedomOfSpeech."

Nice apology, twat.

Obviously.....not her words.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (UK9cE)

80 Um, Ace? Susquehanna poll has Romney by 4.

That's PENNSYLVANIA.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Harry Callahan at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (ywv14)

81 what a Dumb Hasbeen Twat ! OOOOOOOF my twitter Bugged out

Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2012 11:59 AM (ck76k)

82 **67 Susquehanna shows Romney leading by 4 in Pennsylvania, 49-45!** boinggggggg!

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (QxSug)

83 remember TERI HATCHER?

Lois Lane?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

84 Hah! Peter North JUST CALLED and said he had a big part for me in one of his movies! BIG PART!I'm not placing him off the top of my head right now, but I'm SURE he's a top-class director! Take THAT, wingers!

He also said I get to wear a pearl necklace that I get to KEEP! Sucks to be YOU, doesn't it!

Posted by: Eva Longoria at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (DLu2s)

85 Go ahead and laugh but if she starts tweeting pictures of her junk I'm following her.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (TMB3S)

86 I had Longoria once. Only took three shots of penecillin to clear it up.

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (3ZtZW)

87 Someone should ask the Dixie Chicks how their unsolicited political views affected their careers.

Posted by: Havedash at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (BRhGr)

88 35 Piss Flaps = Meat Curtains.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (GFM2b)

89 How reliable is Susquehanna, and did they publish their internals?

Paging Dave_in_Fla...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 18, 2012 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

90 eva langoria, how many cars do you own, should it be more than one and please i hope that one is a volt?
do you have heat or air on in your home? do you eat what you want?
eva ,Obama believes women do not have the wherewithal to protect themselves from unwanted pregnancies without taking your money, eva do you have money? i'm sure you give to charity right? well eva that isn't enough, because there are still women like you and me that just can't seem to buy the pill without asking govt and Rich folk and my neighbors to be responsible for our wombs . srsly eva i'm a little bothered by the idea we have a president that thinks we are irresponsible dunces, and not independant informed and responsible women!

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:01 PM (hX8cq)

91 what is it conservatives say? A rising tide lifts all boats? I hope we can preference cascade away some barnacles from the senate.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:01 PM (QxSug)

92 This is the same Eva Longoria who was absolutely shattered to find out her proud Latina heritage is, in fact, almost 100% of European descent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter [/b][/i][/u] at October 18, 2012 12:01 PM (4df7R)

35 Piss Flaps

= Meat Curtains.

===================

Bottle openers.

No wait a second

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 18, 2012 12:01 PM (3ZtZW)

94 Obviously not my words or my personal view

So she re-tweeted it for the irony?

What happened to the "hacked!" story?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2012 12:02 PM (POGCP)

95 Leave her alone.You peeple are so stewpid to pick on her when she is rite about Rommery. You idiots could csrew-up a west dream !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 18, 2012 12:02 PM (48wze)

@88 "He also said I get to wear a pearl necklace that I get to KEEP!"

Bring a snorkel, Eva. You can thank me later.

Posted by: Jaws at October 18, 2012 12:02 PM (4I3Uo)

97 This is the same Eva Longoria who was absolutely shattered to find out her proud Latina heritage is, in fact, almost 100% of European descent.

I thought that was a good thing, in Mexico.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, predenounced for your convenience at October 18, 2012 12:02 PM (/kI1Q)

98 @NumbersMuncher
Tear down this blue wall! Susquehanna: Latest PA statewide, conducted October 11-13, shows Romney leading by 4-points in PA, 49%-45%.

The Eeyores may begin apologizing now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (qrpxS)

99 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 18, 2012 04:00 PM (8y9MW) It's R polling firm But it Knows Pa. like the back of it's Hand

Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (ck76k)

100 @96 sorta like sofia veragara

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (QxSug)

101 I wonder how weak Dem passwords really are? I mean, are they all crap like "IlurveOb4m4" or some shit?

Posted by: uterus cannon at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (3ZtZW)

102 103 Ha!True,notice they never elect the short brown types to be El Presidente.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (6o4Fb)

103 Pennsylvania? Even Himmler is betraying me? Goring I understand, he was always a traitorous lech, but Himmler? Why why why!?

Posted by: RomneylosesPhilly at October 18, 2012 12:03 PM (/YJYi)

104

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at October 18, 2012 04:01 PM (4df7R)

OH.... so thats why they call her LongGRINGO?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2012 12:04 PM (lZBBB)

105 Heh, from the Twitchy link, this fucking genius lets us know that:

No one should be disrespect opinions.

OK, I not be disrespect opinions.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2012 12:04 PM (POGCP)

106 Christ Almighty Tommy Xtopher is INSANE.

I asked on twitter if he was going to meltdown over Biden's comment on Paul Ryan* like he did over Tagg Romney

His quote -- That was an excellent use of Paul Ryan's metaphor. Thanks for sharing.

(Biden was talking about Paul Ryan's 'Young Gun' book and said to the crowd - "He's going to point the gun at you")

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 18, 2012 12:04 PM (pLTLS)

107 The worst part for these actresses is that their IMAGE is everything. If we start mocking their image, they are losing. If we keep doing it, then they will doubt their own image in their own minds. Then they lose their image and fame publically too.

Posted by: rd does not trust the MSM at October 18, 2012 12:04 PM (zLp5I)

108 I...can't....hold.....it..... BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OK, much better

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2012 12:04 PM (q177U)

109 Ace, Susan Lucci is a conservative republican. She's a lovely woman. Her skin, in person, is flawless and she is gracious and lovely. I bet she'd love to talk to you on twitter about how great Mitt Romney is as a candidate. Here's the link to buzzfeed that confirms this. http://tinyurl.com/2d8wvye

Posted by: defense at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (oZfic)

110 Eva picks Preznit canidates like she picks career choices and NFL QB's.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (eavT+)

111
Bottle openers.
No wait a second
Posted by: uterus cannon at October 18, 2012 04:01 PM (3ZtZW)

Red Carpet.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (UK9cE)

112 So basically my tweets were twatted on Twitter? Twuly? I mean, truly?

Posted by: Eva Longoria at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (DLu2s)

113 @evalongoria next thing you'll claim you didn't say "tw*t," you said "act of terror" *************************WINNER!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (i0vBR)

114 That's the trouble with these air heads in Hollyweird. They think they can say or do anything because they are so cooool. That's why obama fits in there so well...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (9+ccr)

115 This is a route. Romney 2012 should spare Florida and NoVa the commercials and start plastering blue states with ads. Push through the center, keep on riding, or whatever that war quote is.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (QxSug)

116 Is it against the verbal law to say Evagina Longorgan?

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (BVkEs)

117 Just another celebrity on the long list of celebrities about whom I know nothing other than that they are celebrities.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2012 12:05 PM (TOk1P)

118 Eva may still be reeling from being called a cougar by Clay Matthews a few weeks ago...her best job right now is being Mark Sanchez's fucktoy.

I'll repeat that again...Mark Sanchez.

She can't even score talented dick right now.

Posted by: H Badger at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (n/0Nw)

119 Eva who now?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (aHR5E)

120 Oh, lol. Wikipedia informs me she has a bachelor degree in exercise, and enrolled in a "Chicano Studies" master's program because, I quote, "I really wanted a better, more authentic understanding of what my community has gone through."

My community. That I learned about in assigned readings. Lol.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, predenounced for your convenience at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (/kI1Q)

121 Longoria, her legs wide open.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (bg/Pg)

122 I heard Tony Parker dumped Eva Longoria since she had straighter curves that Justin Bieber

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

123 She needs discipline. DISCIPLINE.

Posted by: Amy Wintour at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (IoNBC)

124 Her claims would be more believable had I been receiving naked pictures of her.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (FcR7P)

125

@evalongoria - your ex-husband called and said he had a lot of different twats when he was married to you and none of them were Romney.

Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (m2CN7)

126

CAC thread pops up......then CAC thread goes away.

Posted by: wheatie at October 18, 2012 12:06 PM (ipkPX)

127 when I was in florida in 2004 working to help a major political party, the goddamned radio was the worst thing, EVERY ad was a political ad. It became like static. Time to start carpet bombing some other states like NJ or even Md to get Bonginino in the Senate.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (QxSug)

128 eva, i see you rertweeted twat, i'm sure you would feel slight discomfort retweeting all those tweets about raping republican women for disagreeing with the president from your side? I'm sure you are Very sensitive to the plight of your fellow women? except those that political differ with you?
Eva were you as concerned with the Hillary women beingn called dried up ole c*nts, when they wanted to support Hillary instead? did you say anything at that time?: what about the punching and raping of palin tweets? did you also feel so bad that you spoke of those womens plight?

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (hX8cq)

129 Lol, weird CAC disappearing act.

Romney was up 4 in PA for about 20 seconds

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (hlUJY)

130 120 Key operating words, "They think". Because they are the only ones thinking they are soooooo kewl.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (GFM2b)

131 That was a nice looking thread, too.

Posted by: Lizabth at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (JZBti)

132

Sorry dearheart, but when your career is in the crapper, you don't go around pissing off more than half of the population. Oh well your loss is our gain.

Weird and creep lyrics from Springsteen where he played at an O event in Ohio:

Â“I kissed your sister than I kissed your mamma/Usually this time of day IÂ’m in my pajamas/LetÂ’s vote for the man who got Osama/Forward! And away we go/I came to Ohio looking for a date/We kissed and I said itÂ’s a hell of a state/We made love, but it wasnÂ’t so great/Forward! And away we go/Smiling Joe, he really brought the drama/Tuesday, Romney was schooled by Obama/Forward! And away we go.Â”

And away you shall go!!!

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (G+Wff)

133 So she re-tweeted it for the irony? What happened to the "hacked!" story? Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2012 04:02 PM (POGCP) Ummmm, like yeah. Fer sure.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (i0vBR)

134 Hacked eh?

So the Obama IT-sec is so poor that it gets hacked? What does that say about the rest of Obama's administration?

Fessing up to going full retard would have been less damaging to the campaign.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 18, 2012 12:07 PM (s4RV2)

135 Eva Longoria is waaaay more invasive.

Posted by: Ultrasound at October 18, 2012 12:08 PM (BVkEs)

136

127 Longoria, her legs wide open.

Eva, when the walls fell.

Posted by: wheatie at October 18, 2012 12:08 PM (ipkPX)

137

WTH is a Tommy Xtopher?

Is there any reason we should care?

Posted by: Log Cabin at October 18, 2012 12:08 PM (JV/H0)

138 idle thumbs are the idiots playground. is she making any movies or shows?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

139 Susan Lucci *may* be a conservative, but that Buzzfeed link that's making the rounds is full of false positives. Sarah Michelle Gellar is an Obamabot; so is James Earl Jones. Drew Carey sneers at conservatives and has pointedly denied being a Republican. And I seem to recall reading an interview wherein Bruce Willis similarly balked at being identified as a Republican.

Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 12:08 PM (znT2j)

140 92 35 Piss Flaps = Meat Curtains=Sleeve of Wizard

Posted by: lowfibass at October 18, 2012 12:09 PM (BrqlK)

141 Oh, she's that chick in the potato chip commercial with Michael Symon, right?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:09 PM (aHR5E)

142 I saw a CAC post. Then... POOF... it was gone.

Posted by: Zharkov at October 18, 2012 12:09 PM (MfNDv)

143 I'm a woman. I'm not stupid. Which is one reason I have never watched Desperate Housewives.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 18, 2012 12:09 PM (P6QsQ)

144 rumor has it she was having an affair with a politico, either mayor of LA or SA. Anyway, she want to be part of a Hispanic power couple, and would like to be the Hispanic Jackie O

Posted by: Thunderb at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (Dnbau)

145 now susquehanna is taking down the PA poll?

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (QxSug)

146 Eva Longoria has a Binder of Men

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (BVkEs)

147 I have always preferred that has-been 'actresses' make their career change into mens magazine layouts than into lefty politics.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (zhe90)

148 Susan Lucci *may* be a conservative, but that Buzzfeed link that's making the rounds is full of false positives. Sarah Michelle Gellar is an Obamabot; so is James Earl Jones. Drew Carey sneers at conservatives and has pointedly denied being a Republican. And I seem to recall reading an interview wherein Bruce Willis similarly balked at being identified as a Republican. Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 04:08 PM (znT2j) heh drew carey. I hear he is singlehandedly wrecking the price is right in only a couple of years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

149 Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2012 04:07 PM (G+Wff) WTF do they put in the water in NJ? He made out with her and her mom and wears his PJs all day? If he'd said his own mom and sis, I'd say it was Gerg.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (i0vBR)

150 It's R polling firm But it Knows Pa. like the back of it's Hand

What's there to know? Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle.

Posted by: James Car-vile at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (feFL6)

151 Weird and creep lyrics from Springsteen where he played at an O event in Ohio:

Even weirder and creepier in the awful singing(?) voice Springstain is using these days; he sounds like the dark crossing of Zombie Woodie Guthrie and Crazy Guggenheim.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (DLu2s)

152 "Susquehanna shows Romney leading by 4 in Pennsylvania, 49-45!"

Ok, now it starts to become real.

Obama has this weekend to turn things around before we are looking at an obvious blowout for all to see. If that happens, all of his supporters sit home and Truman is right. 40 states.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 18, 2012 12:10 PM (dX4hn)

153 Is longoria an actress or has she become an activist like so many others?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

154 Eva Longoria, so desperate for a gig, she wants to be a housewife again...in a binder...

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (WGmy2)

155 Susan Lucci's political analysis would make more sense - I'm pretty sure I read somewhere thatshe was conservative

Posted by: buzz at October 18, 2012 03:57 PM (i27M5)

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I believe she is a registered Republican.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (P6QsQ)

156 Drew's a libertarian, but I don't know if he's a Libertarian.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (aHR5E)

157 That twat is a twit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (f9c2L)

158 haha i actually liked desperate housewives.

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:11 PM (hX8cq)

159 Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 04:08 PM (znT2j) Nope she is, I know that Mrs. Huber is a conservative republican. She raised two great kids, has been married to the same guy since 1969 and just became a grandma for the first time. She's a nice lady.

Posted by: defense at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (oZfic)

160 I think Drew Carey is a Ron Paul supporter.

Posted by: mama winger in paul ryan's district at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (P6QsQ)

161

That last one made me laugh out loud. It was a real Biden.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (ZMzpb)

162 You know who is getting a call? L'Oreal, the company she represents... Lorealparis.com conservative women might want to rethink their hair color and cosmetic choices.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (svdpV)

163 Obama has this weekend to turn things around before we are looking at an obvious blowout for all to see. If that happens, all of his supporters sit home and Truman is right. 40 states. --- Does that mean Gerg goes away? Or does he start claiming he knew it was a Romney blowout all along?

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (aHR5E)

164 She could be the twin sister of a stripper I used to hang with about 10 years ago...the main difference is the stripper wasn't a complete retard.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (s4RV2)

165 So outside of one TV show, which is now off the air, her career has been one flop after another. And I'm sure that the rest of her career will be of the direct to video kind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (1Jaio)

166 she is so desperate border patrol caught her sneaking in to mexico.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

167

I have a feeling Eva is a sharp-tongued shrew and a bit of a princess. I think Tony Parker couldn't take it any more.

I remember they had a waay over the top wedding. It's always amusing to me when people have a ridiculously expensive wedding only to divorce a few years later.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:12 PM (WGmy2)

168 Springstain? That's Springstein to you!

Posted by: Joe Piscopo doing over the top Sinatra bit at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (f9c2L)

169 @evalongoria - Dancing With The Stars called and said you would be the best D-list actress they ever had. Say yes to DWTS!

Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (m2CN7)

170 Eva Longoria make my Chalupa wiggle.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (eavT+)

171

Posted by: looking closely at October 18, 2012 03:58 PM (PwGfd)

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The word "cake" is sacred here at AoSHQ. It's only used in reference to a tasty snack or (in total reverence) to Cake Girl.

Posted by: Soona at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (etoU2)

172 Obama has this weekend to turn things around before we are looking at an obvious blowout for all to see. If that happens, all of his supporters sit home and Truman is right. 40 states.

If Obama loses PA (and such becomes obvious), as well as OH, CO, WI, and MI, I'll go so far as to say we win with 46. I think he'd carry CA, IL, NY, and MA at that point.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (8y9MW)

173 eva, this is america your community is the american community, made up of all that came to fight for a decent life.
don't be silly.

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (hX8cq)

174 FNC says the Fed Reserve Bomber story made page A26 in the NYTimes

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 18, 2012 12:13 PM (8sCoq)

175

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 04:12 PM (WGmy2)

He cheated on her multiple times.

Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (m2CN7)

176 He cheated on her multiple times.

Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 04:14 PM (m2CN7)

Can you blame him?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (9+ccr)

177

If Obama loses PA (and such becomes obvious), as well as OH, CO, WI, and MI, I'll go so far as to say we win with 46. I think he'd carry CA, IL, NY, and MA at that point.

He'll always have me!!!

Posted by: WA at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (WGmy2)

178 115 Ace, Susan Lucci is a conservative republican. She's a lovely woman. Her skin, in person, is flawless and she is gracious and lovely. I bet she'd love to talk to you on twitter about how great Mitt Romney is as a candidate.

Here's the link to buzzfeed that confirms this.

http://tinyurl.com/2d8wvye
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is a Repub??? Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck? Shannen Doherty and Heather Locklear???? Who knew?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (BDU/a)

179 A lot of Jets fans are not happy with Sanchez's choice of gf. They are downright angry with him now questioning if he even has a brain for having such poor judgement.

Posted by: defense at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (oZfic)

180 and what's with these liberal women and the potty-mouth? very unattractive

Posted by: Jones in CO at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (8sCoq)

181 He cheated on her multiple times. Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 04:14 PM (m2CN7) well yeah, the difference between eva longoria and justin bieber is he swallows.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

182 CAC put up a thread with a 5,000 pixel by 5,000 pixel map of Pennsylvania, but when it didn't crash his browser or operating system back into safe mode he went looking for a bigger map.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (feFL6)

183

#32, 61, 66, you guys are just great! I expecially love the 'King of England' quip.

I visit this blog for the snarky comments as much as for the news. The too, too funny quips are such a great way to start the day. Thanks!

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (EhYdw)

184 181 FNC says the Fed Reserve Bomber story made page A26 in the NYTimes

That means it was legit and not an Obama staged event.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (s4RV2)

185 He cheated on her multiple times. But it wasn't his fault. His scrotum was hacked.

Posted by: Scobface at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (IoNBC)

186 conservative women might want to rethink their hair color and cosmetic choices.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2012 04:12 PM (svdpV)

Can't L'Oreal rethink it's spokesperson choice?

I'm always havin' to give up something!!!

Posted by: Tami at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (X6akg)

187 Twitter security must really suck. They should do something about that.

Posted by: RWC at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (fWAjv)

188 Sarah Michelle Gellar is a Repub??? Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck? Shannen Doherty and Heather Locklear???? Who knew? --- Pretty sure most people knew about Selleck and Willis.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:15 PM (aHR5E)

189 She could be the twin sister of a stripper I used to hang with about 10 years ago...the main difference is the stripper wasn't a complete retard.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 18, 2012 04:12 PM (s4RV2)

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You really got lucky then. The strippers I've dated have all been retards.

Posted by: Soona at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (etoU2)

190 Twitter security must really suck. They should do something about that. Posted by: RWC at October 18, 2012 04:15 PM (fWAjv) well if your password is eva12345

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

191 So in the TV show Desperate Housewives, Eva played a narcissistic, bitchy, back-stabbing, money grubbing shrew..... so she really isn't an actress.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (G+Wff)

192

He cheated on her multiple times.

Well, duh, he's in the NBA! I really think she is probably a relentless nag.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (WGmy2)

193 women tha vote for romney are STUPID and TWat's .
because DEMS are much nicer to Stupid's and Twats.

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (hX8cq)

194 The producer/writer of Desperate Housewives, Mark Cherry, is a gay republican. I use to watch early DH because it was well written. It had a beginning, a middle, and an end. So many series wander all over the place and they try to claim its edgey when it is just crap and a lack of writing talent.

Posted by: Redd at October 18, 2012 12:16 PM (RoEtU)

195 197 Twitter security must really suck. They should do something about that.
Posted by: RWC at October 18, 2012 04:15 PM (fWAjv)

The lesson here is don't say something stupid on these social media sites. It will always come back to haunt you..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 18, 2012 12:17 PM (9+ccr)

196

I use to watch early DH because it was well written. It had a beginning, a middle, and an end. So many series wander all over the place and they try to claim its edgey when it is just crap and a lack of writing talent.

I tried to watch it a few times (my SIL loved it and told me to watch it). I couldn't get into it at all. None of the characters were anyone I'd want to spend any time with let alone go have a beer with!

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:18 PM (WGmy2)

197 The lesson here is don't say something stupid on these social media sites. It will always come back to haunt you.. Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna at October 18, 2012 04:17 PM (9+ccr) Eric, is that you?

Posted by: defense at October 18, 2012 12:18 PM (oZfic)

198 Eva is from an old line moneyed family in San Antonio, Alamo Heights. Not really one of the oppressed.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2012 12:18 PM (AjH+Y)

199 Bruce Willis is not a republican. I wish people would not grasp at straws and misinterpret every comment to mean that the person is conservative. He is not and neither is Kevin whatshisname.

Posted by: Redd at October 18, 2012 12:18 PM (RoEtU)

200 Well, duh, he's in the NBA! I reallythink she is probably a relentless nag.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 04:16 PM (WGmy2)

I think it was more because he was French.

Posted by: polynikes at October 18, 2012 12:18 PM (m2CN7)

201 ok i'm tired.

imagine telling women they are stupid and twats while they tell you they are the party for women.

lmao
sigh

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2012 12:19 PM (hX8cq)

202 @179 I hate to say it but Md is full of dummies, Md will be #5 and RI #6 but @184, WA is apparently not that blue, just misunderstood purply.

Posted by: joeindc44 will start talking like biden. like. biden. at October 18, 2012 12:19 PM (QxSug)

203 That was beautiful Ace. I hate that idiot. Loved your Tweets.

Posted by: Sassy at October 18, 2012 12:19 PM (H0HZQ)

204 The too, too funny quips are such a great way to start the day.

He says at 4:00 o'clock in the afternoon. You either work on the graveyard shift or are an even bigger slacker then me.

Kidding, I get up before Vic.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at October 18, 2012 12:20 PM (feFL6)

205

163 -

What's the difference between a libertarian and a Libertarian? The amount of dope smoked?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2012 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

206 No one need be upset about this. Longoria can still be quickly and effectively treated with antibiotics.

Posted by: cranston at October 18, 2012 12:20 PM (LHdj+)

207 193- there are lots better options out there!

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2012 12:20 PM (AjH+Y)

208 The producer/writer of Desperate Housewives, Mark Cherry, is a gay republican. I use to watch early DH because it was well written. It had a beginning, a middle, and an end. So many series wander all over the place and they try to claim its edgey when it is just crap and a lack of writing talent. Posted by: Redd at October 18, 2012 04:16 PM (RoEtU) producer also said - Mr. Cherry commented that 'Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this -- this little, small girl with no t*ts and -- that looks like a boy.'"

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

209 http://tinyurl.com/9b5r3uw This is Susquehanna Polling Clientele list

Posted by: Evilpens at October 18, 2012 12:21 PM (ck76k)

210 I'm not gonna say that she isn't beautiful, but I never understood the level of attention she gets (from everyone outside of casting). Hell, there's this woman at my health club that makes her look like Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 18, 2012 12:21 PM (nZvGM)

211 Longoria? Wasn't there a horror fan magazine by that name?

Oh, wait. That was Fangoria.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2012 12:22 PM (BDU/a)

212 Well, duh, he's in the NBA! I reallythink she is probably a relentless nag.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 04:16 PM (WGmy2)

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That and golddigger.

Posted by: Soona at October 18, 2012 12:22 PM (etoU2)

213 Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 04:08 PM (znT2j) Bruce Willis: "I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, want less government intrusion. I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican." He hates Romney. I can see where he's coming from, and fuck, I've learned long ago to quit holding out hope for Hollywood to come around. But I'll say this for Willis... he's closer to my views, he handled his divorce like a man, and he has great taste in vodka. I hope his opinion on Romney changes, but we'll see. I'm also seeing a lot of this, "We'll keep the good parts" shit from him. Still better than Obama.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 18, 2012 12:22 PM (i0vBR)

214 >>A lot of Jets fans are not happy with Sanchez's choice of gf. They are downright angry with him now questioning if he even has a brain for having such poor judgement. Pffft. I could care less who he hits on his off time. I just want to see him hit a few more receivers during the games.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2012 12:22 PM (TMB3S)

215 Ahem...I heard that!! And I'm still alive ya pricks!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at October 18, 2012 12:23 PM (eavT+)

216 I had a nasty case of Longoria last year.. but Lamisil did the trick!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2012 12:24 PM (f9c2L)

217

Then there was this brilliant tweet from Fangoria last week that

Paul Ryan was Biden's prison bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2012 12:25 PM (G+Wff)

218

but @184, WA is apparently not that blue, just misunderstood purply

Uh, not where I live! (King County). I watched a gubenatorial election get stolen under my nose. Pierce, Snohomish and King Counties are darn blue, and they pretty much determine who gets elected on a state-wide level. The voter fraud and malfeasance here in King County would make Chicago proud.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:25 PM (WGmy2)

219 215 . . . producer also said -

Mr. Cherry commented that 'Tony must like boys, because he is marrying this -- this little, small girl with no t*ts and -- that looks like a boy.'"
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Eva's no Sofia Vergara in the chest chalupa department, that's true . . . but you'd have to be blind AND deaf to think she looks like a boy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2012 12:26 PM (BDU/a)

220 well yeah, the difference between eva longoria and justin bieber is he swallows. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 04:14 PM (Z9EHQ) BURN!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 18, 2012 12:26 PM (i0vBR)

221 I bet eva longoria hasn't done a budget in four years either.

Posted by: marcus at October 18, 2012 12:29 PM (GGCsk)

222 What's the difference between a libertarian and a Libertarian? The amount of dope smoked? --- Party affiliation. There are plenty of libertarian Republicans.

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 18, 2012 12:29 PM (aHR5E)

223 Wait, I think evan longoria was hacked. Can she even write a sentence? It must be someone else.

Posted by: marcus at October 18, 2012 12:30 PM (GGCsk)

224 I also bet Eva Longoria's accountant is getting squeezing every deduction possible for her too. When she got up at the DNC and said she needed to pay more taxes, I stood up and screamed at the tv "Go ahead, bitch! Do it! You don't need to have that legislated to pay extra!"

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2012 12:30 PM (WGmy2)

225 eva longoria is obviously also a fan of the teleprompter.

Posted by: marcus at October 18, 2012 12:31 PM (GGCsk)

226 I'd hit that like the Spurs', the Yankees', and the Jets' and whatever other professional team captain is diddling her.

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2012 12:31 PM (vm7ot)

227 It can't be eva longoria. Tw*t was spelled correctly.

Posted by: marcus at October 18, 2012 12:32 PM (GGCsk)

228 She retweeted something vile She got criticized and tried to hide it by deleting the tweets She tried to claim she was "hacked" (as Breitbart put it, she "went Full Weiner") She claimed she sometimes RTs things she doesn't agree with in order to promote discussion. But how did that promote discussion? It didn't. So she lied about why she tweeted/retweeted those vile things. Liar, liar, liar. All of her lies are catching up with her.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at October 18, 2012 12:33 PM (SV+xh)

229 Microsoft and Google reporting shitty earnings.

Preference cascade!

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 18, 2012 12:34 PM (Zd/NW)

230 >> If Obama loses PA (and such becomes obvious), as well as OH, CO, WI, and MI, I'll go so far as to say we win with 46. I think he'd carry CA, IL, NY, and MA at that point.

No way SCOAMF loses MN. No way.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen at October 18, 2012 12:35 PM (ZWvOb)

231 Eva's no Sofia Vergara in the chest chalupa department, that's true . . . but you'd have to be blind AND deaf to think she looks like a boy. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2012 04:26 PM (BDU/a) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! jsut go with the insults, leave reason and logic out of it - like the libs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

232 eva longoria is obviously also a fan of the teleprompter. Posted by: marcus at October 18, 2012 04:31 PM (GGCsk) heh obama and longoria are both advocates of the twitterprompter. obama is also a fan of the twatterprompter since it helps him avoid servicing michelle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2012 12:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

233 A litter of kittens fighting against a heavy weight prize boxer has a better chance than Eva in a twitter war against Ace.

Posted by: Picric at October 18, 2012 12:40 PM (B+Fnf)

234 #211 Cat, I usually don't hang out here in the afternoon (CST). I just got bored so I dialed in and have enjoyed the usual suspects making fun of those in need of it.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at October 18, 2012 12:44 PM (EhYdw)

235 JJ Cale

http://tinyurl.com/8tzbsk3

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at October 18, 2012 12:46 PM (zpqa2)

236 Hey, @evalongoria, your six tricks from last night called. They want their money back.

Posted by: Ken at October 18, 2012 12:51 PM (ayCbQ)

237 Susan Lucci's political analysis would make more sense - I'm pretty sure I read somewhere thatshe was conservative

Posted by: buzz at October 18, 2012 03:57 PM (i27M5)

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I believe she is a registered Republican.

Posted by: mama winger

Which probably explains her being ripped off for an Emmy for a generation.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2012 12:53 PM (z1N6a)

238 Sarah Michelle Gellar is a Repub??? Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck? Shannen Doherty and Heather Locklear???? Who knew?
*****

Sarah Michelle Gellar is NOT a Republican or a conservative or anything useful. She is a same-sex marriage enthusiast Obamabot. I think her husband, Freddy Prinze, Jr., is a conservative, though. That's probably why she lands on these lists.

I have doubts about Shannen Doherty, too, but no evidence to support it.

As for Bruce Willis, YMMV. Someone posted a relevant quote from him above.

But Tom Selleck and Heather Locklear? They're ours, baby!

Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 12:56 PM (znT2j)

239 And Susan Lucci only counts as 1/3 Republican because she's only two feet tall.

Posted by: Kensington at October 18, 2012 12:57 PM (znT2j)

240 "@evalongoria are there any other soap opera actresses you would recommend I follow for political analysis? Is susan lucci on twitter?" I literally just about choked to death laughing as i inhaled my coffee when I saw that on twitter. Just donated.

Posted by: Underdown at October 18, 2012 01:06 PM (Mxkwf)

241

OMG.....and that's why I have such a high school crush on Ace!

Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at October 18, 2012 01:12 PM (keqxh)

242

Sounds to me like Eva Longoria is a really Desperate Housewife!

I'd let her sit on my knee though. Actually her bimboesque statement reminds me of a college student council election long ago and far away (as far as feminists are concerned, it was Cr0-Magnon days) when one student politico issued fliers describing a female candidate as "She's good for a weekend boys, but student council is an all week job." Longoria would certainly be good for a weekend---but she may be swimming a bit out of her depth here.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 18, 2012 01:25 PM (oe1aw)

243 Twat did say? I cunt hear you! Bear ass me again so I can get tit right.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at October 18, 2012 01:29 PM (yWDpP)

244 I always prefer to use a titterpooper.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at October 18, 2012 01:31 PM (yWDpP)

245 These stupid celebs think Twitter is safe for them to say whatever foul mouthed garbage they want. I love the fine work Twitchy is doing keeping these loudmouth idiots on their toes.

Posted by: Hawk at October 18, 2012 02:05 PM (lnNDS)

246

Eva, Anthony Weiner's dick called, it wants its excuse back.

Posted by: Fresh at October 18, 2012 03:33 PM (O7ksG)

247 Well, we queens don't call her Eva LongWHORia for nothing!

Posted by: Miss Virginia Hamm at October 18, 2012 03:41 PM (IZWJt)

248 Doesn't Eva know that stupid puts her in the same category as Barr, Whoopie, Rosie, Joy and Maddow?

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 18, 2012 04:29 PM (x+7qA)

249 Sherri Shepherd ‏@SherriEShepherd Mitt Romney says "government doesn't create jobs" yet says "my 6 pt plan will create 12M jobs"...which is it? do they or don't they? #debate Retweeted by Eva Longoria She's now trashing the right wing. Chose that tweet because are they really that stupid?

Posted by: defense at October 18, 2012 04:32 PM (oZfic)

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