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October 24, 2012

Game One World Series Thread
— Dave in Texas

Baseball, it's dead to me now. So this is for you morons who care.

I hate the Giants, so I'm pullin for the team that swept the Yankees.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:10 PM | Comments (264)
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1 At least he Yankees won't win.

Posted by: logprof at October 24, 2012 04:10 PM (jKE+Z)

2 yaaay, new thread, even though I don't care about sports

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 04:11 PM (bJm7W)

3 Allo, allo there, whut? Go Navy, beat Yankees!

Posted by: Allo at October 24, 2012 04:12 PM (7g1yh)

4 except for occasionally watching the Mets, and even then if the only alternative is Huckaboo on FOX.

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 04:12 PM (bJm7W)

5 Does baseball have elbows?

Posted by: fluffy at October 24, 2012 04:12 PM (4pSIn)

6 The only reason I hate the Giants is the World Series 2 years ago. *hugs my AL pennants for comfort*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 24, 2012 04:13 PM (pUqSw)

7 Banditos Yanquis!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:13 PM (+tqYo)

8 Did I miss the troll post?

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 04:13 PM (hO9ad)

9 Bochy was an idiot in San Diego. Now he's brilliant in San Francisco.

I always root for the NL.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:13 PM (he2LC)

10 I don't suppose pro wrestling counts as a sport... although McMahon in CT may be tied or six points behind That Other Guy.

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 04:14 PM (bJm7W)

11 Who's on first? Nobody-they're all home runs in my binder. The question is..who's on deck?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 24, 2012 04:14 PM (Y//vu)

12 I'm rooting for China.

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at October 24, 2012 04:14 PM (BVkEs)

13 What are the odds that greg will show up in here? And if he does, who will he troll?

Posted by: Ball of Hate at October 24, 2012 04:14 PM (AREf/)

14 in the nood, I are

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:15 PM (2U8mS)

15 Any opinion from Greg on the WS? Besides which players he'd most liked to get rammed by?

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 04:15 PM (bJm7W)

16 If by pointy elbows, you mean boobehs, no.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:15 PM (he2LC)

17 Yankees suck.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at October 24, 2012 04:15 PM (PQt9W)

18 OT question- If I click on the fucktard in chief's ads, even if I just close them out as soon as they open, does that cost his campaign money?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, R-Money cheerleader at October 24, 2012 04:16 PM (YOZSv)

19 That said, how can we root for anyone or anything in Detroit?

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at October 24, 2012 04:16 PM (PQt9W)

20 I'm watching episodes of BRISCO COUNTY JR. Great short-lived series from the 90's.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:17 PM (LPRBM)

21 Funny. My parents took me to see "Damn Yankees" when I was a kid. I asked my mom "Why are they called 'Damn Yankees'?"

She replied "Because they always win."

This was back in the 60s.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:18 PM (he2LC)

22 GOTV or STFU

Posted by: I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore at October 24, 2012 04:18 PM (nw0Vt)

I just found out the Colorado Rockies have been mathematically eliminated from post-season play, so I'm officially disappointed!

(Reposted from April 20, 2012)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 24, 2012 04:18 PM (/LkSO)

24 A sports post sans cheerleaders ? Why do you hate us so , Mr in Texas ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 24, 2012 04:18 PM (lo/S5)

25 OT: Wasn't Jim Moran one of the Democratic criminals in that photo with Rose De Lauro and Nancy Lugosi, cackling maniacally after their evil O-care edict was passed? 13 days... 13 days... I will so enjoy this victory, and then the repeal. Restage THAT photo, fuckers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:19 PM (+tqYo)

26 The only reason I hate the Giants is the World Series 2 years ago.

*hugs my AL pennants for comfort*

Awwww. Here. For to comfort your woes.

http://bit.ly/S6dw2c

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 04:19 PM (Gk3SS)

27 P.S. She was also from the South.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:19 PM (he2LC)

28 Chicago is--- OUT?

Posted by: Cubs and White Sox fans at October 24, 2012 04:19 PM (ZH0sH)

29 San Francisco and Detroit. Two sides of the same liberal coin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (+tqYo)

30 I hate the Giants too so I'm pulling for the team that Prince Fielder went to after he abandoned the Brewers.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (P6QsQ)

31 I don't really have a dog in this fight, but I'll be rooting for the Tigers. I dislike San Francisco more than Detroit.

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (sdi6R)

32 I'm watching episodes of BRISCO COUNTY JR.

Great short-lived series from the 90's.

I love that show. *scurries to Netflix*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (Gk3SS)

33 http://bit.ly/S6dw2c

403 Forbidden

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (hO9ad)

34 Do the Tigers need any bayonets?

Posted by: Bayonets R Us at October 24, 2012 04:20 PM (tkbF8)

35 Maybe they could both lose somehow?

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:21 PM (mclhR)

36 I loved that "up close and personal" thing about Prince Fielder.

Cecil Fielder was such a asshole that his son, Prince, would have nothing to do with him and be a great Dad to his children.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:22 PM (he2LC)

37 So who the fuck is playing? And who the fuck cares?

The good news the NHL won't be on TV. Can baseball go on strike forever too?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:23 PM (wR+pz)

38 Detroit at least teh Zombie theme park going for it...

...San Francisco doesn't keep theirs penned up.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:23 PM (mclhR)

39 Oh, and this should probably be highlighted at some point, perhaps in the ONT: http://pjmedia.com/weathernerd/ Those of us on the East Coast should start paying attention. It could even have an impact on the election: http://tinyurl.com/csagkxv

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 04:23 PM (sdi6R)

40 So, are we gonna have a hair of the dog party on Nov. 7th You know, to cure the happy drunk hangover.

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 04:23 PM (v8Hu6)

41 You know, Verlander is banging Kate Upton. If that's not reason to root for the Tigers, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 24, 2012 04:24 PM (RRbuy)

42 Wasn't Jim Moran one of the Democratic criminals in that photo with Rose De Lauro and Nancy Lugosi, cackling maniacally after their evil O-care edict was passed? You're thinking of John Larson of CT. Seen one scumbag, seen 'em all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 24, 2012 04:24 PM (A719s)

43 Does Tor really work?

Posted by: Wondering at October 24, 2012 04:24 PM (lIh1y)

44 Wait a sec. The Tigers and the Giants? But my Royals were supposed to really make a move this year. okay morons, I so hung that one out over the plate for ya. Don't let me down.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 24, 2012 04:24 PM (tWrwm)

45 If they didn't sell beer at a baseball game, all the union guys taking off during the day to go to the game, would not show up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:25 PM (wR+pz)

46 Went to highschool with Hunter Pence, so I guess I'll cheer for the Giants. That's rough as a Rangers fan. Of course baseball in general is rough for a Rangers fan right now.

Posted by: Lauren at October 24, 2012 04:25 PM (wsGWu)

47 oh, a goody thing, from Yahoo news:

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin released a statement on her Facebook page accusing President Obama of engaging in "shuck and jive shtick" regarding last month's attack in Benghazi, Libya.

"Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama's shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end," Palin wrote.

For those who aren't familiar with the phrase, "shuck and jive" is a racially-tinged expression. According to the user-submitted Urban Dictionary, the term "originally referred to the intentionally misleading words and actions that African-Americans would employ in order to deceive racist Euro-Americans in power, both during the period of slavery and afterwards."

As Politico points out, this isn't the first time the phrase has come up and inspired controversy. Several years ago, Andrew Cuomo, then New York's Attorney General, used the expression while campaigning for Hillary Rodham Clinton. "You can't shuck and jive at a press conference. All those moves you can make with the press don't work when you're in someone's living room."

as defined by urban dictionary: http://tinyurl.com/3aarrr

I'm surprised she wasn't accused of being antisemitic for saying "shtick".

Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 04:25 PM (bJm7W)

48 403 Forbidden

Crappity. Lemme try again.

http://bit.ly/VG5SyY

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 04:26 PM (Gk3SS)

49 All threads for the next 13 days are open.

We don't need no stinking baseball thread.

Elbows!!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:26 PM (wR+pz)

50 MASN (Mid-Atlantic Sports Network, which was started to show Orioles and Nats games when the latter moved from Montreal) is showing game 4 of the 1997 AL Division Series. Early in the game they showed Al Gore in the stands with his son. Holy moly, did he look (a) younger; and (b) slimmer.

Speaking of Al Gore being slimmer, the Senate's vice presidential bust collection is still without Gore and Dick Cheney. A sculptor has been hired to do both busts. However, the goal of the collection is to VPs as they looked when VP. While the sculptor has the advantage of having both of them still around, he faces the challenge of putting weight on Cheney and taking weight off Gore.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 04:26 PM (sHqsk)

51 Nov. 7? I have already started issuing conditional invitation. If Romney wins, there will be a party at my house. Baby back ribs, Pot Roast Sandwiches, Rotisserie Chicken, real Mac n Cheese, cole slaw (I have a great mock KFC recipe), potato salad, cheesecake, PUDDING!

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:26 PM (he2LC)

52 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 08:26 PM (Gk3SS)

Niiiiice! And did I hear somewhere that she's actually conservative?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 24, 2012 04:27 PM (GRvW4)

53 "Urban" dictionary. Whattafuckinjoke.

Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 24, 2012 04:27 PM (AzwZn)

54 something about Bruce Campbell he's so damn likable he makes being a goof cool and sexy (no homo)

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:27 PM (8sIym)

55 I've been filing away the links on vote fraud as they come up. I may need a new memory stick to put them on before long. They sure dont fit on my browser's favorites tab.

Posted by: Truman North at October 24, 2012 04:28 PM (I2LwF)

56 I'm surprised she wasn't accused of being antisemitic for saying "shtick". Posted by: mallfly at October 24, 2012 08:25 PM (bJm7W) Shes zoftig that Shiksa

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (GtCbF)

57 That fucking storm is huge. Started feeling its outer feeder bands today. Tomorrow should suck...a lot.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (mclhR)

58 @55

Truman, I keep axeing, what you doing in Boston? Is it a secret?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (wR+pz)

403 Forbidden

I Got it. Little Spanish looking number.

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (v8Hu6)

60 AtC, Rosario link worked fine for me. IYKWIM.

Posted by: DC in Towson at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (CJwi5)

61 Crappity. Lemme try again. http://bit.ly/VG5SyY Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 08:26 PM (Gk3SS) I got it, he's probably blocked...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (GtCbF)

62 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (6o4Fb)

63 Bruce Campbell deserved an Oscar for Bubba Ho-tep. I mean, theyre giving those things away to Dakota Fanning and Michael Caine.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:29 PM (+wb5e)

64 Gloria Allred spotted running into the dugout.

Posted by: EC at October 24, 2012 04:31 PM (doBIb)

65 I'll root for Detroit since they at least had the decency to punish the Yankees for beating the Orioles. But it's hard to root for a team with a guy on it whose mamma named him "Prince." Stupid first name. Should have named him "Blanket" instead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2012 04:31 PM (C8mVl)

66 If that bitch bends even a little to the left, the east coast of FL is fucked.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:31 PM (mclhR)

67 They still play baseball? The people who watch it must be the ones that still watch tennis.

Posted by: Jack Burton Mercer at October 24, 2012 04:32 PM (7NgYX)

68 Baseball, is very ghey. . . . Nothing the matter with that. Nothing. at. all.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 24, 2012 04:32 PM (buQ5C)

69 Wait. Are you saying you can make homemade cole slaw that tastes like the colonel's?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:32 PM (GUbzo)

70 Oscar?

Shit. They gave one to Lee Marvin for "Cat Ballou."

They loved "Shakespeare in Love" and hated "Saving Private Ryan."

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:32 PM (he2LC)

71 Billy bob! It's no secret! I actually answered you earlier, around noon ET on the mourdoch thread. I'll find it...

Posted by: Truman North at October 24, 2012 04:32 PM (I2LwF)

72 What I want to see in this game tonight is something like the halftime in America commercial with Eastwood kicking over a empty chair at the end of it,

Posted by: BrianInWisconsin at October 24, 2012 04:33 PM (MsOp2)

73 64 Gloria Allred spotted running into the dugout.

That's a fucking lie, that bitch would only run to a buffet on a cruise ship.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:33 PM (wR+pz)

74 By all means, let the media get outraged about Palin's comments.

Personally, I am more upset at the deaths of Amber DeLoach and Autumn Pasquale. Has Palin actually murdered any young black women lately? No? Well, then.

I scorn the media's priorities.

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 24, 2012 04:33 PM (QTHTd)

Nov. 7? I have already started issuing conditional invitation. If Romney wins, there will be a party at my house. Baby back ribs, Pot Roast Sandwiches, Rotisserie Chicken, real Mac n Cheese, cole slaw (I have a great mock KFC recipe), potato salad, cheesecake, PUDDING!

Damn, Sounds good. Maybe I should look into the same thing. I can make some mean pulled pork. Chili and some sweets. Now you're givin me ideas. Where are you?

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 04:33 PM (v8Hu6)

76 Slightly better than KFC coleslaw. Stay tuned and I will post the recipe.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:34 PM (he2LC)

77 @71

Well OK, just tell it. I am so jealous.

They have blow me off after maxing out, I still have gotten no email.

Not happy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:35 PM (wR+pz)

78 Gitmo's gonna take a pretty good hit. Shit's gonna almost roll right over them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:35 PM (mclhR)

79 Has anyone clicked on this link at Drudge--? WEINSTEIN'S BIN LADEN FILM CAST ROMNEY AS VILLAIN...

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:35 PM (r2PLg)

80 68 Baseball, is very ghey. . . . Nothing the matter with that. Nothing. at. all. I thought it was football where they pat each other on the ass all the time. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 04:35 PM (sdi6R)

81 I wanna here what Cher has to say about Palin's remark before I decide it's racist. Unfortunately, she's having cocaine snorted off her tits by ICE's "Most Wanted Landscaper" at the moment. I'll check back.

Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 24, 2012 04:36 PM (AzwZn)

82 81 68 Baseball, is very ghey. . . . Nothing the matter with that. Nothing. at. all. I thought it was football where they pat each other on the ass all the time. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 08:35 PM (sdi6R) I love it!

Posted by: Generic Bwarney Frank Reply at October 24, 2012 04:36 PM (GtCbF)

83 I NEED HOCKEY DAMN IT!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 04:36 PM (ck76k)

84 TOKYO: A North Korean army minister was reportedly executed with a mortar round for drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after the death of Kim Jong-il. Kim Chol, the vice-minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after his father died in December. On the orders of Mr Kim to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair", Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and was "obliterated", South Korean media reported.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 24, 2012 04:36 PM (e8kgV)

85 Yeah, missin hockey. They're gonna fuck this up but good. For a long time.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at October 24, 2012 04:37 PM (GRvW4)

86 Detroit is still Detroit.

But at least they aren't holding rallies for nudity.

Posted by: Dan K. at October 24, 2012 04:37 PM (c32CV)

"I'm pullin for the team that swept the Yankees."

Good enough for me.

Posted by: Longsufrin%$*@Mets fan. at October 24, 2012 04:37 PM (oA8Eq)

88 I even email state HQ and they were like well blah blah blah.

Local guys have a group going to Ohio. If I hear from them I will go.

If not, I guess I will stay at home and drink.

Really pissed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:37 PM (wR+pz)

89 84 I NEED HOCKEY DAMN IT!!! Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 08:36 PM (ck76k) _____________ Holy shit--I was just thinking that!

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (r2PLg)

90 D.L.Hughley another race baiting asshole with a chip on his shoulder qqing on o'riely that its not fair to question the president because he is black.

God damn...i wish the world was colorblind cause i am hillary level sick and tired of these assholes claiming victimhood as an excuse to get away with lying and failure.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (ovpNn)

91 Do people still watch baseball?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (X/+QT)

92 Baseball and Kate Upton? Cause I'm a giver: http://tinyurl.com/8c5qjye

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (NfE0q)

93 At least the trolls wont come here.Right??

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (6o4Fb)

Are you saying you can make homemade cole slaw that tastes like the colonel's?

I don't chop the cabbage, but mine is better than the Colonel's.

Posted by: fluffy at October 24, 2012 04:38 PM (4pSIn)

95 Lee Marvin was great in Cat Ballou. Anyone who thinks baseball is ghey has never played the game at even a semi advanced level.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 24, 2012 04:39 PM (GX2fm)

96 Evilpens, if you have the NHL Network they're showing 24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road to the Winter Classic right now.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 04:39 PM (sHqsk)

97 A North Korean army minister was reportedly executed with a mortar round

I like the kid's style. Flashy, but with real substance too.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 04:39 PM (mclhR)

98 92 Do people still watch baseball?

Well yes now. The question is would anyone watch soccer?

NOT

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at October 24, 2012 04:39 PM (wR+pz)

99 "He should be doing better and he isn't," said independent pollster Floyd Ciruli, a former chairman of the state Democratic Party. "It's the worst (swing) state of the bunch for him; isn't that amazing? It's the place we thought he could use as a model." http://tinyurl.com/8mjhjhf

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 04:39 PM (ck76k)

100 Anyway, Billy Bob, I will be in Boston o. Election Day at the RR war room, coordinating the nationwide GOTV effort along with about 700 of my closest friends. With the aid of deep data and a great fully-integrated data and communication software suite, we will be counting individual votes in critical counties in swing states and directing the GOTV effort to make sure we win them. It's almost exactly what we would do for GOTV in a local or regional election, except with much better technology and on the biggest scale imaginable. I feel honored that I will be one of the people who will have the opportunity to congratulate President Romney as soon as we know he's won!

Posted by: Truman North at October 24, 2012 04:40 PM (I2LwF)

101 Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 08:39 PM (sHqsk) Thanks I have it ! But I want realtime hockey DAMN I am Jonesing

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 04:40 PM (ck76k)

102 96 Obama 49, Romney 44 in the latest Ohio poll.

Landslide ensuing.

Posted by: al-Greg at October 24, 2012 08:39 PM (qod4D)

D+9 sample

The only landslide will be the shit in your pants when the returns are counted on election night.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Ali Muhammad Surpra-izi Amin U'rbu T'hol wright at October 24, 2012 04:40 PM (ovpNn)

103 90 84 I NEED HOCKEY DAMN IT!!! Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 08:36 PM (ck76k) _____________ Holy shit--I was just thinking that! Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:38 PM (r2PLg) Come down to Brooklyn! We got your hockey right here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:41 PM (+tqYo)

104 Almost and maybe even better than KFC coleslaw:

16oz bag of coleslaw cabbage (I like the tri-color)
2 Tbsp Tarragon Vinegar (Heinz makes it)
1/3 cup milk
1/3 cup mayonaise
1 tsp lemon juice
3 Tbsp sugar

The tarragon vinegar is key. mix the sauce together first and then pour over the slaw. Refrigerate at least 4 hours to make it cool.

It's slightly less-sweet than KFC, but it's close and very good.

I am in Sumter SC. If you are a moron, my email address is in my nic

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:41 PM (he2LC)

105 96 Obama 49, Romney 44 in the latest Ohio poll.

Landslide ensuing.

No No No Greg emailed me its 78 O, 21 R. You people are fucked.

Posted by: Greg's mom at October 24, 2012 04:41 PM (wR+pz)

106 90 84 I NEED HOCKEY DAMN IT!!! Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 08:36 PM (ck76k) _____________ Holy shit--I was just thinking that! Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:38 PM (r2PLg) I even went to a fight hoping a hockey game broke out. (Hat tip: George Carlin?)

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:41 PM (GtCbF)

107

Call me when they get cheerleaders.

Or polls.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2012 04:41 PM (jTKU5)

108 whoa! whoa! whoa! the colonel doesn't deserve all this disrespect

Posted by: soothsayer at October 24, 2012 04:42 PM (juEtX)

109 I even went to a fight hoping a hockey game broke out. (Hat tip: George Carlin?) Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 08:41 PM (GtCbF) I heard it as I went to a fight an a basketball game broke out. Hmmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:42 PM (+tqYo)

110 92 Do people still watch baseball?

Hell yes! Nothing better for getting one's mind off the SCOAMF/TFG.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 24, 2012 04:42 PM (ZH0sH)

111 If that's the real Greg, foad. If its a sock, please stop. It's not funny anymore.

Posted by: DC in Towson says nuke greg and greg socks. at October 24, 2012 04:42 PM (CJwi5)

112 98 Evilpens, if you have the NHL Network they're showing 24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road to the Winter Classic right now. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 08:39 PM (sHqsk) You can only watch that so many times. There's AHL, ECHL and college hockey. I took my son to the Rutgers Hockey game last Saturday. Not too bad, they won and it was fun to watch the kids play...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:43 PM (GtCbF)

113 Mercifully, I have some NHL games from last season on the DVR if I'm desperate. And if I'm really up a creek the VHS tapes of the 1997 and 1998 playoffs will get dusted off (Oilers upsetting Dallas and Colorado respectively).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 04:43 PM (sHqsk)

114 Last I heard of the NHL-NHLPA negotiations is,they ain't even close.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2012 04:43 PM (6o4Fb)

115 Come down to Brooklyn! We got your hockey right here! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 08:41 PM (+tqYo) _______________ Whaaa? _______________ 109 90 84 I NEED HOCKEY DAMN IT!!! Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 08:36 PM (ck76k) _____________ Holy shit--I was just thinking that! Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:38 PM (r2PLg) I even went to a fight hoping a hockey game broke out. (Hat tip: George Carlin?) Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 08:41 PM (GtCbF) _________________________ LOL! Shit Ovechkin is breaking glass in Russia--is there some damn channel for Russkie hockey?

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:43 PM (r2PLg)

116 Baseball and Kate Upton?

God bless America!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)

117 117 Last I heard of the NHL-NHLPA negotiations is,they ain't even close. Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2012 08:43 PM (6o4Fb) [deleted swear word]

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:44 PM (r2PLg)

118 LOL!

Shit Ovechkin is breaking glass in Russia--is there some damn channel for Russkie hockey?

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:43 PM (r2PLg)

___________________

ESPN has been showing the KHL. Contract with the NHL? No. Contract with the KHL? Yes.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 04:44 PM (sHqsk)

119 85 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 24, 2012 08:36 PM (e8kgV) They could have just put the round up his kimchi hole and hit the detonator. Sheesh. That entire country is the world's largest death camp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:44 PM (+tqYo)

120 http://bit.ly/VG5SyY

Better

Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (hO9ad)

121 119 The Islanders are coming to Brooklyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (+tqYo)

122 ESPN has been showing the KHL. Contract with the NHL? No. Contract with the KHL? Yes. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 08:44 PM (sHqsk) _______________ Hmmmm... thanks. I might get that desperate.

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (r2PLg)

123

Cecil Fielder was such a asshole that his son, Prince, would have nothing to do with him and be a great Dad to his children.

Tough Love. It's whats for breakfast.

Posted by: Cecil Fielder at October 24, 2012 04:45 PM (oA8Eq)

124 113 92 Do people still watch baseball? Hell yes! Nothing better for getting one's mind off the SCOAMF/TFG. Yep, I watched it in lieu of the debates.

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 04:46 PM (sdi6R)

125 ESPN has been showing the KHL. Contract with the NHL? No. Contract with the KHL? Yes. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 08:44 PM (sHqsk) Well, I think the NHL wants to keep hockey to their network and I think NBC has broadcast rights... Of course, in NY metro, we get Rangers (MSG) and Devils plus NHL network games...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:47 PM (GtCbF)

126 Come in, Billy Bob!!

Posted by: Truman North at October 24, 2012 04:47 PM (I2LwF)

127 Did Obama throw out the first pitch? And then deny it?

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2012 04:47 PM (vm7ot)

128 Lee Marvin won in "Cat Ballou". But Rod Steiger was screwed.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:47 PM (he2LC)

129 126 119 The Islanders are coming to Brooklyn. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 08:45 PM (+tqYo) 2015, the NHL may settle by then...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:48 PM (GtCbF)

130 93 Baseball and Kate Upton?

Cause I'm a giver:

http://tinyurl.com/8c5qjye

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 24, 2012 08:38 PM (NfE0q)

You, Sir.

Are a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: Jim Bouton at October 24, 2012 04:48 PM (xatoT)

131 126 119 The Islanders are coming to Brooklyn. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2012 08:45 PM (+tqYo) ____________________ Ah ha! The boyfriend is a Rangers fan--I never can sort you New Yorkers out. He has to draw diagrams for the baseball crapola. See the Mets suck...that's how it starts. I'm a Pens fan-.

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:48 PM (r2PLg)

132 I love the Colonel. But I shouldn't have to boil the gravy to make it thick.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:49 PM (he2LC)

133 126 ESPN has been showing the KHL. Contract with the NHL? No. Contract with the KHL? Yes. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 08:44 PM (sHqsk) Well, I think the NHL wants to keep hockey to their network and I think NBC has broadcast rights... Of course, in NY metro, we get Rangers (MSG) and Devils plus NHL network games... Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 08:47 PM (GtCbF) ______________________ Isn't that the whole problem with hockey? It's like-- shit which channel is the game going to be on?

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:50 PM (r2PLg)

134 Wasn't Jim Moran one of the Democratic criminals in that photo with Rose De Lauro and Nancy Lugosi, cackling maniacally after their evil O-care edict was passed?

Nope, it was John Larson from East Hartford, CT. I had that photo on my filing cabinet for months with a pretty nifty caption.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 04:50 PM (zujTK)

135 Wow, I played hockey as a kid, still have my skates, but seriously. OK, hockey is not ghey, so its got that going for it. They kick ass and fight, got that going for them, but most of those guys are white.

It just a racist sport.

Well half of them are frogs, so those guy can't be racist, right?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 04:51 PM (wR+pz)

136 The boyfriend is a Rangers fan--I never can sort you New Yorkers out. He has to draw diagrams for the baseball crapola. See the Mets suck...that's how it starts. I'm a Pens fan-. Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:48 PM (r2PLg) Easy - 1. NYC, North NJ -> Rangers 2. Nassau & Suffolk -> Islanders 3. Central NJ -> Devils 4. South NJ -> Flyers 5. Western Connecticut -> Rangers

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:51 PM (GtCbF)

137 That Brisco county guy is going to be our next President. That is pretty cool. But I don't get the politics of the Irish Spring ads.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 24, 2012 04:51 PM (/1U3u)

138 111 92 Do people still watch baseball? -------------------------------------- Only when it's the World Series. The, in most cases, it's freakin' FANTASTIC.

Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 24, 2012 04:51 PM (AzwZn)

139 The Cards folded like cheap tissue paper.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:52 PM (he2LC)

140 F the Yankees. Would have liked to have seen another Battle of the Bay, but I'll take this. Go Giants

Posted by: Artemis at October 24, 2012 04:52 PM (GE1+K)

141 112: "If that's the real Greg, foad.

If its a sock, please stop. It's not funny anymore."

Thanks for defending my honor, man. I'm sick of all these right-wingers impersonating me. As if any of them have the skills and experience working glory holes like I do. Buncha posers.

Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2012 04:52 PM (LTbLf)

142 Hockey makes my nipples hard

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 24, 2012 04:53 PM (Y//vu)

143

I am in Sumter SC. If you are a moron, my email address is in my nic

Recipe sounds great. Was in SC in Sept. Alas, back home on CO. I think I will have an open house on the 7th. Would be fun!

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 04:53 PM (v8Hu6)

144 It's like-- shit which channel is the game going to be on? Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:50 PM (r2PLg) You're right. I'd watch a game on NHL network during the playoffs, when the Rangers game started it switch to MSG but they would never tell you...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:53 PM (GtCbF)

145 As an Oilers fan, I am of the opinion that Glen Sather (a) should never have been inducted into the Hall of Fame as early as he was; and (b) wouldn't be a GM anymore if he was with any other team except Detroit.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 04:53 PM (sHqsk)

146 Giants? They playing in that new place in Brooklyn with the rapper sang?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 04:53 PM (wR+pz)

147 Easy - 1. NYC, North NJ -> Rangers 2. Nassau & Suffolk -> Islanders 3. Central NJ -> Devils 4. South NJ -> Flyers 5. Western Connecticut -> Rangers Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 08:51 PM (GtCbF) _________________ He's from f'n Queens- Rangers, Yankees, Giants. But I think it might be hereditary or something.

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (r2PLg)

148

#HeKnew #WeKnowHeKnew

Posted by: not really here at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (D7z2M)

149 Obama is going to win in a landslide. Not only Oiho and Vagina, but Floridi and Iwia and Californicate.

Posted by: Gerg at October 24, 2012 04:54 PM (he2LC)

150 The bag. It is in it.

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 24, 2012 04:55 PM (/1U3u)

151

You know how thoughts just come to you out of the blue?

Bibi? Schedule too full for Obama , can't meet Bibi.

Has time to meet Gloris Allred.

Priorities.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2012 04:55 PM (jTKU5)

152 Have to say I don't follow the regular season much, but I agree the playoffs are usually great. Nothing I think though will ever top the 2004 ALCS between the Red Sox and the Yankees. Ever. Like, ever.

Posted by: Artemis at October 24, 2012 04:56 PM (GE1+K)

153 Is it just my iPad or is the blog borked?

Posted by: Golan Globus at October 24, 2012 04:56 PM (/1U3u)

154 135: "Wasn't Jim Moran one of the Democratic criminals in that photo with Rose De Lauro and Nancy Lugosi, cackling maniacally after their evil O-care edict was passed? Nope, it was John Larson from East Hartford, CT. I had that photo on my filing cabinet for months with a pretty nifty caption."

Me, too, but only because I'm sexually attracted to one of my favorite liberals, Congressman De Lauro. She's HOT!!! In related news, I also found the Wicked Witch of the West from "The Wizard of Oz" to be HOT, too.

Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2012 04:56 PM (LTbLf)

155 played ball with josh hamilton and his big brother up through high school. his pops was my coach. baseball is NOT for pussies.

Posted by: whiskey tango at October 24, 2012 04:57 PM (JvP2I)

156 He's from f'n Queens- Rangers, Yankees, Giants. But I think it might be hereditary or something. Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:54 PM (r2PLg) Sounds right. I'm originally from the Bronx, Mets, Giants, Devils - so go figure

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 04:57 PM (GtCbF)

157

I blame Bush for the NHL lockout.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 24, 2012 04:57 PM (ZETiK)

158 I found the recipe for the KFC-style coleslaw on the Intertubes.

The one I found for the chicken seasoning is really good too, but not quite the same.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 04:58 PM (he2LC)

159 158 He's from f'n Queens- Rangers, Yankees, Giants. But I think it might be hereditary or something. Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:54 PM (r2PLg) Sounds right. I'm originally from the Bronx, Mets, Giants, Devils - so go figure Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 08:57 PM (GtCbF) _____________________ See--that proves it. I keep trying to go by geographic location and it just never really follows...

Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 04:58 PM (r2PLg)

160 Now I know why they charge so much for the chicken. It must cost them a fortune for the "11 herbs and spices."

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:00 PM (he2LC)

161

John Larson was one of my teachers in high school and he grew up with my father in the "village". Those that lived in East Hartford know what I mean. Apparently Larson and my uncle got into a fight when they were kids and my Dad told Larson that if he touched my Uncle Ronnie one more time he was going to beat the shit out of him. My Dad was in the Navy then. John used to sing "Tell Laura I love her" everytime I walked in the room at school. He was hot back then though. Now he's bloated and useless. He should have stayed a teacher.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:00 PM (zujTK)

162 The pressure-fryers are also not something that I am not willing to go out and buy.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:01 PM (he2LC)

163 Posted by: tasker at October 24, 2012 08:48 PM (r2PLg) Cool Fellow Pens fan

Posted by: Evilpens at October 24, 2012 05:01 PM (ck76k)

164 @127

TN I guess I will try to go to Ohio where I guess we need man power. I am in NC, I think we are done here.

You got any other suggestions? Retired can go ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

I can come to Boston. Axe around. I have maxed out so I am not chopped liver.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 05:02 PM (wR+pz)

165 Too many nots.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:02 PM (he2LC)

166 As a die hard Orioles fan, I have to pull for the team that knocked out the motherf#ckin' Yankees.

Posted by: SARDiver at October 24, 2012 05:02 PM (h25fc)

167 OT, since I'm not computer saavy like you guys, why did all the editing disappear on the posts. When I post something I put paragraphs and italics and shit, but none of it appears when I'm done. It used to be that way, what happened? How do I fix it?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:02 PM (zujTK)

168 Nice!

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:03 PM (zujTK)

169 I think I already know the answer, but is Buck calling it, and is he still in mourning over his cards?...hahahahah.

Posted by: Red Shirt at October 24, 2012 05:03 PM (3p2TP)

170 Born and raised in Detroit, Left in 05 when the bottom fell out but if anyone could use a reason to feel some pride in anything it's those sorry obamabots.

Posted by: Modgi at October 24, 2012 05:04 PM (3xuDv)

171 italics [ i ]
underscore [ u ]
strikethrough [ s ]
bold [ b ]

without the spaces.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:04 PM (he2LC)

172 Wow. Those Texas Rangers sure know how to mess up a great season.

Posted by: The Buffalo Bills at October 24, 2012 05:05 PM (YGHl3)

173 [ i ] italics [ /i ] [ b ] bold [ s ] strikethrough [ /s ] [ u ] underline [ /u ] Remove the spaces

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 24, 2012 05:05 PM (NfE0q)

174 Ann Coulter is on Hannity....looks like she got some volumizer for her hair.

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2012 05:05 PM (X6akg)

175 How about paragraphs? So I just put before and then close it out with another if I want to italicize something?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (zujTK)

176 Holy shit, it works

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (zujTK)

177 Oh yeah. Don't forget to close them. LOL, this shitty website carries them over.

[ /i ]

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (he2LC)

178 So there's gonna be 3 NHL teams in about a 10 mile radius? Is there really that much demand for hockey in NYC metro?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (ZPrif)

179

Unicorns are just horses with bayonets.

http://tinyurl.com/8vrzlsg

Posted by: 66chevelle at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (QjSgY)

180

Ok you guys can laugh at the retard now. Thanks, but how about paragraphs.

Wait, how do I turn it off now?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (zujTK)

181

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (he2LC)

182 As a die hard Orioles fan, I have to pull for the team that knocked out the motherf#ckin' Yankees Posted by: SARDiver at October 24, 2012 09:02 PM Seconded. I'm glad someone else enjoys pain as much as I do.

Posted by: DC in Towson says nuke greg and greg socks. at October 24, 2012 05:06 PM (CJwi5)

183 oh

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:07 PM (zujTK)

184 [ /i ]

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:07 PM (he2LC)

185 Yes, Joe Buck is calling the game, along with McCarver.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:07 PM (sHqsk)

186 hahahahahahahahahaha Do we let the fine and barrel time slide for the newb?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 24, 2012 05:07 PM (NfE0q)

187 Cool. I need some post its to attach to my screen so I don't forget. How about the paragraphs though.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:07 PM (zujTK)

188 TSN here in Canada has been showing movies like Caddyshack and Slapshot to fill in with no NHL.

Posted by: logprof at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (jKE+Z)

189 Formatting is for closers. Into the barrel with you, Jaimo.

Posted by: DC in Towson says nuke greg and greg socks. at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (CJwi5)

190 I do like the Giants waterfront stadium.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (ZPrif)

191 Welcome to the 20th century Jaimo.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (he2LC)

192 182 So there's gonna be 3 NHL teams in about a 10 mile radius? Is there really that much demand for hockey in NYC metro? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 09:06 PM (ZPrif) If a team is successful it can draw... If not, it's the Islanders.. Barclay Center is about 14,000 seats they should be able to fill it to 65%

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (GtCbF)

193 Jaimo, put in a few extra returns between paragraphs....although there is no guarantee.

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2012 05:08 PM (X6akg)

194 @178

True dat her hair is full da for sure.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 05:09 PM (wR+pz)

195 What does Ace have planned for election night? My hubby and I followed the twitter entries here during all four debates.

Posted by: Jmel at October 24, 2012 05:09 PM (c+D8V)

196

How about the paragraphs though.

[ br ]

Posted by: fluffy at October 24, 2012 05:09 PM (4pSIn)

197

Well, I'm not really a newb, but I never bothered asking when I noticed that all the stuff was gone and how everybody was doing it. I was bored and finally decided to ask.

Bart, what about line spacing for paragraphs?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:09 PM (zujTK)

198 Did you read the article on Daily Caller about manipulating Intrade?

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:09 PM (he2LC)

199 New Romney ad....well, it's new to me, someone may have already posted it today:

http://tinyurl.com/9zn4s4v

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2012 05:11 PM (X6akg)

200 TSN here in Canada has been showing movies like Caddyshack and Slapshot to fill in with no NHL.

I want curling.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 05:11 PM (Gk3SS)

201 I gave you complete user guide. That is all. I use the ENTER key to get paragraph spacing.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:11 PM (he2LC)

202 logprof, when TSN is showing Slapshot do they show the nudity?

(When I was in university there was an annual trip to Calgary to watch the Oilers and Flames and it was miracle we brought everyone back each time since the bus trip, 3 hours each way, was BYOB but no glass. On the way to Cowtown they always showed Slapshot. The bus was always majority guys. Whenever the topless scene came on the whole bus would go silent and every male pair of eyes would be staring at a TV screen.)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:11 PM (sHqsk)

203 It is kinda crazy that Toronto -- the biggest city in the most hockey-obsessed country on the planet -- only gets 1 team and NYC -- where the Rangers battle for 6th after Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, and Knicks -- has 3 teams. A good season and the Rangers can bump the Knicks for 5th.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:13 PM (ZPrif)

204 There's nudity in Canada? I always thought it was way too cold.

Those UCLA and USC cheerleaders would never take off their sweaters.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:13 PM (he2LC)

205 I want curling. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at October 24, 2012 09:11 PM (Gk3SS) Come on! That has to be a euphemism. Btw, I tweeted you and used your coined term, multishirking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 24, 2012 05:14 PM (NfE0q)

206 @210

True dat, and the hockey hall of fame is there.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 05:15 PM (wR+pz)

207 AtC, here is women's curling but a rare occurrence:

http://tinyurl.com/yjevmms

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:15 PM (sHqsk)

208

Bart, I do use the enter key as well but everything always shows up together. I have been posting on here for years now, and all these things used to work on their own, but haven't for awhile.

Apparently Excel and Word Perfect don't require me to use brackets for editing stuff, because that's what I work on all day. Sorry for bothering you guys. I won't let it happen again.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:15 PM (zujTK)

209 OK, I am a moron. But I really enjoyed curling during the Winter Olympics. It's like bowling, on ice. I would love to try it.

But is curling anything like spooning?

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:16 PM (he2LC)

210 There's nudity in Canada? I always thought it was way too cold.

Summers are warm, but the mosquitoes are the size of Volvos.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 05:16 PM (mclhR)

211 You guys will think I'm silly but Pablo Sandoval is my favorite Giant.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 24, 2012 05:16 PM (y2Ojs)

212 210 It is kinda crazy that Toronto -- the biggest city in the most hockey-obsessed country on the planet -- only gets 1 team and NYC -- where the Rangers battle for 6th after Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, and Knicks -- has 3 teams. A good season and the Rangers can bump the Knicks for 5th.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 09:13 PM (ZPrif)

________________________

For years people have been trying to get a team located in Hamilton, whether an expansion team or a relocation; the power of the Maple Leafs to keep anyone out of their fiefdom is formidable.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:17 PM (sHqsk)

213 Hanney is kicking some ass. So NY Times? meh

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 05:17 PM (wR+pz)

214

Do we let the fine and barrel time slide for the newb?

Yea, that's why I don't try that crap. I don't want my turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 05:17 PM (v8Hu6)

215

I liked curling as well, but then again I bowl.

Spooning doesn't require those weird curling shoes.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:18 PM (zujTK)

216 Cubbies got robbed this year Next year is theirs!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at October 24, 2012 05:19 PM (ogVxN)

217 210 It is kinda crazy that Toronto -- the biggest city in the most hockey-obsessed country on the planet -- only gets 1 team and NYC -- where the Rangers battle for 6th after Yankees, Mets, Giants, Jets, and Knicks -- has 3 teams. A good season and the Rangers can bump the Knicks for 5th. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 09:13 PM (ZPrif) --The Leafs are hell bent on holding on to what they perceive as their NHL monopoly rights. One of the co-founders of RIM tried to bring a competitor to Hamilton (fairly close to Toronto, similar in distance as New Haven is to NYC) and was rebuffed. It's criminal that such a listless franchise like the Leafs should be allowed to hog all of T.O.'s market.

Posted by: logprof at October 24, 2012 05:19 PM (jKE+Z)

218 I thought that the Buffalo Bills played a game or two in Rogers Center. How did that go? Toronto is a much bigger market than Buffalo.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:19 PM (he2LC)

219 Bart, I do use the enter key as well but everything always shows up together.

-------------

You have to hit it about three times to get a paragraph break.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 24, 2012 05:19 PM (P6QsQ)

220 Bart, the average group of curlers in Canada goes to the curling rink with a cooler of beer in tow. It's part sporting event, part social event, and part drinking event.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:19 PM (sHqsk)

221 I hate the Giants.

Posted by: mama winger gets to vote for Paul Ryan TWICE at October 24, 2012 05:20 PM (P6QsQ)

222 I gave you complete user guide. That is all. I use the ENTER key to get paragraph spacing.

Posted by: Bart

But that doesn't always work, although I am appreciate of your recipe.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 24, 2012 05:20 PM (y2Ojs)

223 Curling: just like bowling.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:20 PM (he2LC)

224 This is fucking criminal. Why is the Times just ignoring this?

Oh, democrats.

They are losing their franchise day by day and they do not understand that.

Sad, well not really. Everyone now see the man behind the curtain.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at October 24, 2012 05:20 PM (wR+pz)

225

What does "the fine and barrel time slide for the newb" mean? Am I being shunned? Oh noes, what ever shall I do.
Hey, I'm not shy, I have a question, I ask it. You guys have always been nice to me.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:21 PM (zujTK)

226 Jaimo, for para breaks I hit return, space bar, return. Try it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2012 05:21 PM (ccXZP)

227 Used to watch the curlers between hockey practice and figure skating. (Bro did hockey and I did figure skating) Wish I would have learned to curl.

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 05:21 PM (v8Hu6)

228 I want to see the Tigers win but I'm worried that the Giants are juicing and have too much offense.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 24, 2012 05:22 PM (r4wIV)

229 Thank you Concrete Girl, hitting enter doesn't work for me either. Now I'm playing with the placement of the break.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:22 PM (zujTK)

230 return = enter key -- to clarify

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2012 05:23 PM (ccXZP)

231

Okay, trying the return, space bar trick.

Maybe this will work.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:23 PM (zujTK)

232 So Jaimo, now that you are a moron, is it pronounced Jaymo, Jimo, Hymo, or Haymo?

Seriously, I am not trying to be offensive, but I apparently have a gift for doing it naturally.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:23 PM (he2LC)

233 Or not. Let's try

shift and enter.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:24 PM (zujTK)

234 Get a turn in the barrel for breaking the blog, and 1 internetz fine too. Will revoke your platinum membership if keeps happening.

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2012 05:25 PM (v8Hu6)

235 Curling is fine. But it's only in the Olympics cause there are so few ice/snow sports. They kinda gotta reach. It's Bocce Ball on ice. It's like making darts, billiards, and croquet Olympic sports. And maybe they should. Though if darts became an Olympic sport within 4 years the Chinese would dominate instead the fat Brits. Fat drunken Brits are much more fun to watch though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:25 PM (ZPrif)

236 I have no idea what the rules of curling are, but I remember watching it hypnotically during a winter Olympics a few years ago.

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 05:25 PM (sdi6R)

237 Down syndrome athlete takes Anne Coulter to task for using the word "retard" to describe Obama in 3rd debate. MSM swoops in to feast on the rancid Blue meat. No one asks "offended" Down syndrome athlete to produce scathing letter to Obama after "Special Olympics" comment on Leno to describe his sorry-ass bowling scores. I'm "outraged", but require a compass to pont it in the right direction.

Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 24, 2012 05:26 PM (AzwZn)

238 Let's Go Pens!

Posted by: Pete at October 24, 2012 05:26 PM (e9vMH)

239

To get a paragraph:

Use this: [ br ]

Close it up.

No closing tag.

Posted by: fluffy with a pair of graphs at October 24, 2012 05:27 PM (4pSIn)

240

Bart, it's pronounced Jaymo. I stole it from my son. It was his nickname when he played baseball.

Thanks for all your help though, Bart, appreciate it. I really have been around here for awhile, I usually post later in the day or especially during debates. I'm a particular fan of Jane D'oh and Truman North. Buzzion has helped me before with computer issues.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 05:27 PM (zujTK)

241 245 It's like making darts, billiards, and croquet Olympic sports. And maybe they should. Though if darts became an Olympic sport within 4 years the Chinese would dominate instead the fat Brits. Fat drunken Brits are much more fun to watch though. Foosball. I know a guy who would probably be an Olympian foosball player.

Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2012 05:27 PM (sdi6R)

242 Gourmet faire for the typical SCOAMT hater. Hint-demos eating their own and you'll never guess who's on the menu as the special du jour. http://tinyurl.com/8l38jz8

Posted by: HtP at October 24, 2012 05:27 PM (jx2j9)

243 Knew a guy in college who was a huge druggie and kind of all foosball.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

244 Verlander is getting squeezed. Unbelievable how bad rhis ump is.

Posted by: Naqamel at October 24, 2012 05:29 PM (gcE9n)

245 247 Down syndrome athlete takes Anne Coulter to task for using the word "retard" to describe Obama in 3rd debate. MSM swoops in to feast on the rancid Blue meat. No one asks "offended" Down syndrome athlete to produce scathing letter to Obama after "Special Olympics" comment on Leno to describe his sorry-ass bowling scores. I'm "outraged", but require a compass to pont it in the right direction. Posted by: Holla Fo Yo Dolla at October 24, 2012 09:26 PM (AzwZn) --That open letter thread was the one I trolled last night.

Posted by: logprof at October 24, 2012 05:29 PM (jKE+Z)

246 Great Jaimo. Where is Jane D'oh? Haven't seen her in a while.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:29 PM (he2LC)

247 Curling is pretty much just that shuffleboard bar game played on ice with colder beer. The Olympians play with vodka.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 24, 2012 05:29 PM (XT2y5)

248

They are losing their franchise day by day and they do not understand that.

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Who cares about the franchise? It's The Cause that's everything.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 24, 2012 05:30 PM (0CiTm)

249 Dick thing to say -- but I'm kinda sick of sports becoming all-cancer all the time. I hate cancer, too. But I don't want to think about it while watching the World Series. And having the Chinese guy from The Hangover yell at me about cancer is of dubious effectiveness.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at October 24, 2012 05:31 PM (ZPrif)

250 Egyptians claim they killed one of the Libya shooters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-20072745

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 24, 2012 05:31 PM (mclhR)

251 239 Thank you Concrete Girl, hitting enter doesn't work for me either. Now I'm playing with the placement of the break.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 24, 2012 09:22 PM (zujTK)

JAIMO.....HIT THE ENTER/RETURN KEY AT LEAST 3 TIMES BETWEEN PARAGRAPHS.

(I'm not yelling.....I did that in all caps because you seem to be missing these responses to you.)

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2012 05:33 PM (X6akg)

252 ONT up. OK luv you bye bye. See you over there.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 24, 2012 05:35 PM (he2LC)

253 Verlander getting squeezed allright ...by Sandoval.

Posted by: grease monkey at October 24, 2012 05:37 PM (VSWPU)

254 SF's offense seems to be picking up right where it left off.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at October 24, 2012 05:46 PM (sHqsk)

255 GIANTS!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2012 05:55 PM (xSznB)

256

I think I have good taste.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 24, 2012 05:58 PM (y2Ojs)

257 I think it would be hilarious if Sandoval called his next shot.

Posted by: Artemis at October 24, 2012 06:35 PM (GE1+K)

258 WTF is wrong with the Tigers tonight?

Posted by: FloridaRepublican at October 24, 2012 06:47 PM (QTVh2)

259 Thank god for the NFL.

Posted by: fuzzbutt at October 24, 2012 06:55 PM (O9WZl)

260 Giants win 8-3. Screw you Dave. Heh heh.

Don't conflate the Giants with the city of SF. They're a bunch of really great guys you'd be proud to share a beer with. Besides, Detroit? Who the hell roots for the Tigers?

Posted by: Six at October 24, 2012 08:30 PM (gW5fI)

261 go giants, beat tigers. one more then i will go home .. i promise.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 24, 2012 09:49 PM (DBH1h)

262 I have friends and relatives that pull for both so I'm pretty much sitting this one out. But I hate the New York team that us Orioles fans refer to as the evil empire so I guess if I were to have a preference, I'd go for the team that axed the evil empire.

Posted by: VA Conservative at October 25, 2012 02:51 AM (4NdSn)

263 Wow, there are Orioles fans at ace's. Who knew

Don't really care who wins, but Quintin Berry grew up with Adam Jones. Just sayin'

Posted by: someone2 at October 25, 2012 05:42 AM (S/hBA)

264

Recent call made to 911

"Yea, you might want to call the San Francisco Zoo, because there's a Panda on the loose and it's out there killing Tigers!!"

Don't be hatin' Dave. Your Rangers may be the kings of choke in the big games but they are great in the regular season!!

Just like 2010 we Ginat's fans have to hear the adoring press tell how "great" the Rangers are or the Red's or (fill in the blank)!!

This time it's Verlander!! We kicked his ass in the All Star game and did it again last night!

Enough with the hatin' just give the Giant's credit for having a "team" mentality, cause spend all the money you want (hear that Dodger's and Yankee's) unless you play unselfish, team ball you are destined to keep losing to the guys that do!!

Go Giant's!!

Posted by: SacTownMan at October 25, 2012 11:54 AM (bjjN9)

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