April 22, 2012

Gaming? On my HQ?
— Gang of Gaming Morons!

Greetings Team! My Name is Zakn and after much hue and cry by Moron(and Ette!) Nation, We are going to do some posting about a very important subject: Video Games.

Before I lose anyone I want to plug the Ace Of Spades HQ Steam group. If you make/have a better Av for it send it to me! More on Steam later

The other thing I would like to plug before we delve into things too deeply. Diablo 3 Open Beta starts this weekend! Now that the big headlines are out of the way, lets get down to brass tacks. There are many ways to get your Game on. Consoles, PCs, Handhelds (Feel free to include iOS devices here), and Tabletop. I primarily am a PC and Handheld Gamer, so that is what I'm going to focus on. I do not currently play any games competitively, but I did have a short-lived run doing what is called Highlander Play in Team Fortress 2.

Steam! I love love LOVE Steam. Steam, if you don't know, is a digital delivery service for games. It was created and is operated by Valve. Steam is also available for Macs! Check games for Mac Compatibility. There are other digital delivery systems. Origin for EA games and Good Old Games, notably.

Steam Sales. Steam has a Mission. It's Mission is to make you go broke buying games. They like to do this by doing sales. Pay attention to the store. Try and grab things like The Orange Box (Gets you Half Life 2 and the episodes, Portal 1, and Team Fortress 2), Portal 2, and Left For Dead 1 and 2, when they go on sale. Portal 2 was my 2011 Game of the Year until Skyrim came in and Crit stomped it. If we get enough people in the group with the right mix of games, I'll start setting up events. Another neat thing about Steam. It always has your purchases. If your hard drive pukes itself, You can re-download all of your purchased games! Steam is also rumored to have whats called a 10 foot interface coming out soon(tm). Skyrim looked great on the Xbox 360, but it was down right AMAZING if you played it on your TV with your PC. More about this in the future.

Now a word of warning to any Morons who play Eve and are Carebears:

Eve is an MMO for PC and Mac centered around Spaceships, Spreadsheets, and Nerds. It's not a terrible game. It's just different. It's what you call a Sandbox type game with old school Ultima Style PVP. That means that if you are not docked up, you are never in a truly risk free environment. Hulkageddon turns that dial to 11. It starts next weekend. Stay Frosty Bears, Even this Duder will be roaming through belts looking for people to WTFBBQ
What the EveO forums are going to look like next week

Also, Since I saw so many comments in the thread on Friday about Eve= Moar Eve Content! Test put a new video up Test Vid Please Ignore Make sure and change the quality to 1080 and go full screen. As for the Musical Selection... It's Test, what do you want? I hope seeing that massive Cap Fleet has satiated your Eve needs. If you are hungry to actually start playing this "terrible" game post about it. Read alot. And I mean ALOT. The Horde will help you. Eve Centric forums, not so much.

I am not interested in leading a Moron Corp, so don't even ask. Since we are Anon here, we'd be Broski.
(I am not in Test Or Goons, I just think that gif is awesome)

Next week I'm going to talk about the Nintendo 3DS. I bought one last week, and would like some more time with it. If ya'll would like to do a How to Build a cheap Gaming PC, we can do that. Post about it in the Breitbart area, and If there's huge demand for it, I'll do one.

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And, now for something completely different

Along with Zakn, my name is David and I am going to be another one of your hosts for this gaming extravaganza. I do some handheld and PC gaming (in fact, I am a long time game programmer doing iOS stuff at the moment), but I mostly do MMOs and console games these days. However, I am an old-school gamer who cut my teeth on Avalon Hill and SPI board games back in the 60s and 70s (not to mention still owning my original Dungeons and Dragons manuals).

In keeping with my status as a gaming fossil, it is fitting we should talk about SpaceWar!, which is arguably the first video game ever made. Programmed in 1961 on a PDP-1, the early 60's version of a personal computer (it only cost $125,000, and it was only the size of a sofa, so a professor on a research grant could have one for his own personal use...), the boffins at MIT put this together in a couple of months in early 1962. You can see the original code running on a Java emulator at SpaceWar! PDP-1 original code.

I have an interesting story about SpaceWar! There is a man named David Maynard who is a legend among game programmers. He was one of the original founders of Electronic Arts, and has been doing games almost as long as there have been commercial video games. He was also involved at Xerox Parc, where the mouse and windowed GUIs were born. He was describing working at Xerox, and how there all these incredible ideas just lying around on the network, open to anyone and everyone. Eventually these ideas would be worth trillions of dollars. There was also a copy of SpaceWars! that had been ported to the Xerox Parc workstations. Unfortunately, people kept modifying the code to give themselves an advantage over other players, so they eventually took the code off the network and distributed only binary versions of the game. I find it absolutely hilarious that there were umpteen billions of dollars in ideas lying out in plain sight, and they had to lock up the game code, else people would cheat.

Bringing up the almost rear

Gaming is a huge subject, so helping Zakn and David is me: SilverGTP. I will be writing about PC and Xbox 360 games as well as political and legislative issues. Like everything else, the left keeps trying to impose regulations on gaming. Want to help stop them? Join the Video Game Voters Network.
Latest news: "Oklahoma House Bill 2696 was defeated in the House Revenue and Tax Subcommittee on February 20. This legislation would have placed a 1% excise tax on the sale of "violent" video games. When asked to withdraw his tax proposal, Representative Will Fourkiller (D) attempted to create the Oklahoma Task Force on Video Games' Relationship to Obesity and Aggression. This proposal failed as well."

Task Force on Video Games' Relationship to Obesity and Aggression? Was the person responsible for naming things on vacation? Were they going to look into reports of aggressive fat people? I swear they're just making it up as they go. And an excise tax for violence? OK, then I expect a tax on New Black Panthers, OWS, and others.

Other news last week:
Lawsuit against Apple for 'bait apps' gets go-ahead - click through to at least see the word 'smurfberries' used in a news article.

A big shout out to my fellow clan members at 2old2play. If you're looking for folks to play with who aren't little kids (we call them Timmies), then 2old2play is for you. You must be over 25 to join, but maturity is not required.

Do you have an Xbox 360, PS3 or Wii? Here are two handy tools you may not be aware of:
PlayOn - tversity
Install either on a PC then access with your console to watch web content like Hulu, YouTube, and hundreds of other sources. Both will also play your own audio, video and image files from your PC. Both also support remote streaming so you can use your smart phone to stream content from your home PC.

Question of the Week: What's your most-anticipated game release of the year? Mine has to be Halo 4 which will be released November 6, so stage your own Red vs. Blue battle for the election.

Bringing up the rear

And then there's me, Lemmenkainen. I've been console gaming since the Atari 2600 and Colecovision days, and pen and paper roleplaying for 30 years. Current gaming is on XBOX 360 and PC.

I've actually been playing around with game development a bit. Maybe an MMO full of people roaming around eating dogs would sell. Multiverse is an open source development platform that allows you to build your own MMORPG.

Just finished up playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution on XBOX 360 (used, around $15), so figured I'd give a quick review.

DE:HR is a cyberpunk genre game developed by Eidos Montreal and published by Square Enix. It's set in the year 2027 and is a prequel to the original Deus Ex, which came out in 2000. The game explores ideas of how technology may move mankind away from what makes us human.

The game has a nice mix of stealth and combat based gameplay, so you can play it as a shooter or get your Silent Snake sneak on. There's also a hacking interface which is more fun then the standard hit the button and pick the lock gameplay you're used to. You level up by getting further augmentations that allow you to get better at existing skills, or gain new abilities, like being able to punch through weak walls, see through walls, and turn invisible briefly, to name a few. Weapons in the game are also upgradable.

The game graphics are beautiful, with a dark and gold theme for the outdoor scenes. Characters in the game dress in futuristic clothing that has a distinct Renaissance influence. Indoor art is ultracorporate high tech.

My playthrough took about 40 hours or so, which is decent for an RPG. I liked the game a lot. My only big complaints are the boss fights, which are pretty fixed encounters, unlike the rest of the game's flexibility.

My rating: 8/10.

Posted by: Gang of Gaming Morons! at 09:15 AM | Comments (390)
Post contains 1739 words, total size 11 kb.

1 First.

And maybe last?

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 09:19 AM (vqiRK)

2 Old-school SPI, Avalon Hill, GDW, and Task Force Games player here. (I'm old-school enough to remember when Star Fleet Battles came in a single ziploc baggie and didn't require 2 or more three-ring binders for the rules. Ditto for Squad Leader.)

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at April 22, 2012 09:20 AM (1iauC)

3 Game on!

Posted by: blogforce one at April 22, 2012 09:22 AM (7cXfH)

4 I play shuffleboard... get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 22, 2012 09:23 AM (DGIjM)

5 I'm still playing Halo PC. Ha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2012 09:25 AM (UTq/I)

6 This is going to be epic.

We just gotta wait for everyone to wake up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 09:25 AM (SsG4J)

7 The other thing I would like to plug before we delve into things too deeply. Diablo 3 Open Beta starts this weekend!

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Umm. It doesn't *start* this weekend, it *is* this weekend. Which, given that it is now Sunday, means it's almost over.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 09:26 AM (6fER6)

8 I wrote this up on Thursday. Didn't know it was going to get posted on Sunday

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 09:28 AM (zyaZ1)

9 Steam is also available for Macs!

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Yeah, I looked into Steam a while ago when they were giving away Portal. Yes, it runs on a Mac. But my particular Mac, a Mac Mini (aka an overpriced, underpowered laptop in small squarish case) isn't powerful enough to run Portal.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 09:28 AM (6fER6)

10 We used to play a variant of AH's game Blitzkrieg when I was in high school. We called it "Shitzkrieg." You had to take a drink of wine every time you lost a unit. Towards the end of the game, most combat devolved into kamikaze rushes of hordes of units trying to beat down the opponent. It was pretty fun.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 22, 2012 09:29 AM (UtoLw)

11 another chess thread!!!!! yeeeeeeeeee haw!

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 22, 2012 09:30 AM (Ho2rs)

12 It's full of words! nerds!

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 09:30 AM (7NSiu)

13 While Steam is available for Macs, the selection is a bit pathetic. I only keep it around on my MacBook Pro for Europa Universalis III and Hearts of Iron III any more. Never jumped on the Team Fortress train.

Posted by: kartoffel at April 22, 2012 09:31 AM (OgNv0)

14 there's these things call baseball games....all day today....and some hockey games too.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 22, 2012 09:31 AM (Ho2rs)

15 Cool, i asked this a while back but maybe one of you can help me out. i want to get into gaming but the power supply on my desktop is 240 and it's a small form factor so i can't put another one in. So, is there any decent video card that will run on 240? I've looked around and opinions are all over the place, but officially i can't find a card that will run on anything less than 300.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:32 AM (HI6wa)

16 As an RPG fan (no, Ace, not Rocket-Propelled Grenades!), I personally feel that video gaming reached its peak with the PlayStation. Suikoden, Wild Arms and, of course, the Final Fantasy series (up through FF9) are the epitome of role-playing games.

Posted by: RoadRunner at April 22, 2012 09:32 AM (kxSLf)

17 I just stay on Xbox live usually Madden or Call of Duty. I recently have been playing Mass effect 3 multiplayer and it's pretty sweet.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 22, 2012 09:32 AM (t4/5G)

18 I am standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.  There is a small mailbox here.

What now?

Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2012 09:33 AM (zMouK)

19 Cicero, whatever you do, stay away from the dog.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 22, 2012 09:34 AM (UtoLw)

20 Last good FPS was UT 2004. Flame on.

Posted by: fb at April 22, 2012 09:34 AM (NXd0Q)

21
Too bad my box sucks and I can't afford a new one.

I got pretty good at Half-Life, even enough to hold my own online.

But Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 kill my box -- frame rate of about 16 per second!

I love FPS but pretty much gave it up after five or six years of the same games. I need a new box and new games for it.

I hear the new Duke Nukem sucks. Is that true? If so, too bad. It's what got me (and probably millions of others) hooked on FPS.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 09:35 AM (7+pP9)

22 My favorite games were Civilization, Heroes of Might an Magic, and Jack Nicholas Golf when you could design your own course. 


Me and a guy from down the street made up all the local golf course we had played and after the internet came along we started hitting the famous courses. But by then the games had gone all "realistic graphic" and you could no longer design your own courses. .

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 09:35 AM (YdQQY)

23 Cool. Excellent idea for a regular thread.

A good way to get your game on in an ultra-cheap way is Kongregate. All flash games for free. Some very good puzzle and strategy games. And some decent RPGs as well.

Posted by: Don't Eat My Dog, Bro at April 22, 2012 09:35 AM (R+6Q+)

24 @Chi-Town Jerry - I'm still playing Halo PC. Ha!
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U R not alone. Still a favorite.

Recommended: ODST

Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 09:35 AM (6bwIq)

25

Cheeeeese!

F'n Briere.  Killer of Penguins.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 09:36 AM (7NSiu)

26 17 As an RPG fan (no, Ace, not Rocket-Propelled Grenades!),

Actually, I mis-spoke because I am a fan of rocket-propelled grenades also. I just don't get to play with them as much as I do my console games.

Posted by: RoadRunner at April 22, 2012 09:36 AM (kxSLf)

27
I'm still playing Halo PC. Ha!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 22, 2012 01:25 PM (UTq/I)


I hear ya. Every now and then I still get eaten by a grue.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 09:37 AM (7+pP9)

28 Heh.

Atari 2600.  (The wife's, from the 70s.)
2 NES.
2 SNES.
4 N64s (Don't know if they all work).
3 GameCube (some for parts).
2 Wiis (one needs a laser).
2 Original XBoxs (one needs a laser).
1 PSX (and a PS1), 3 PS2 (one needs a laser), 1 PS3.
4 Genesises (don't know how many work), 2 Dreamcasts (both work).

I collect these compulsively, mostly from thrift stores and garage sales.  I'm every bit as entertained by a 1985 scroller as by a 2012 rendered FPS, so retro is pretty much my thing.

Right now I'm enjoying the completely open architecture of the Dreamcasts, and have started to think about networking the XBoxs and PS2s.  And building a switcher box so I can have everything hooked up into one common television at once and not have to go changing plugs.

Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 09:39 AM (MMC8r)

29 Dude, SpaceWar! looks like a primitive Star Control. [googles] oh, riiiight.

I really should go download Ur-Quan Masters on this machine . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 22, 2012 09:39 AM (QTHTd)

30 >>>I am standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

What now?

Try to walk right An through a window.

Any luck?

No. Didn't work for me either.

Posted by: Baracka Obama at April 22, 2012 09:39 AM (PdLCG)

31 Or do i need a video card at all? I've currently got ATI 3100 integrated graphics with 256mb of dedicated memory.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:40 AM (HI6wa)

32 @27 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 09:40 AM (SsG4J)

33 Dropping my weekly reminder about gog.com - lots of great old stuff there, tweaked for current OSes, at super prices.

Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 09:41 AM (6bwIq)

34 What does a Steam group do?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2012 09:41 AM (XdlcF)

35 Question of the Week: What's your most-anticipated game release of the year? Mine has to be Halo 4 which will be released November 6, so stage your own Red vs. Blue battle for the election. COD: Black Ops 2 FTW Baby!

Posted by: Paul Morphy at April 22, 2012 09:41 AM (BB0/w)

36 Micro ATX form factor booger?

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 09:42 AM (zyaZ1)

37 #16

Is it a particular make and model you can specify? There may be upgrades available but it's hard to say without that info.

The age is a huge factor. Past a certain age, a very cheap new machine will make far more sense than renovating an old system. The improvement to integrated graphics in recent times makes a huge difference for gaming.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 09:42 AM (kcfmt)

38 You lost me at your love of Steam. 

Posted by: Alice H at April 22, 2012 09:42 AM (qJHYy)

39 Still a WoWer. Liquidocelot on Gul'dan. Pretty much torch that game. Otherwise not too much time, I want to get into the Mass Effect games as I've heard so many good things about them and Fallout 3 was amazing, New Vegas not so much. Going outside to play basketball on occasion still works as well. Fortunately I can shoot better than the President,

Posted by: NJRob at April 22, 2012 09:43 AM (FVp26)

40 Currently obsessed with madden 12 on the PS3. I'm not playing online yet, just trying to learn as much as I can for now.

Posted by: 144 at April 22, 2012 09:43 AM (J+cx7)

41 32 Or do i need a video card at all? I've currently got ATI 3100 integrated graphics with 256mb of dedicated memory.

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A lot of it depends on what you want to play. I occasionally play WoW on my anemic HP Mini 210 netbook, but all I really do in WoW is mindlessly slaughter skinnables as a bit of evening relaxation anyway, so I'm not terribly demanding.

My main WoW machine is my Mac Mini. It's got old Intel 915(?) integrated graphics; your firebreather of an ATI 3100 would be a step up for me.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 09:43 AM (6fER6)

42 I am hoping that we can make this gaming thread about not just the fun stuff, but also about Important Issues in Gaming, which is why I am working very hard on a segment for next week - Mathematics of Game Development: Breast Physics.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 22, 2012 09:44 AM (UtoLw)

43 XYZZY

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at April 22, 2012 09:44 AM (1iauC)

44 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 22, 2012 01:39 PM (QTHTd) Used to be able to find it on Abandonia.com Don't know if it's still there. Starcon 2 was a great game.

Posted by: NJRob at April 22, 2012 09:44 AM (FVp26)

45 That Eve video reminds me of my old Asheron's Call days.  We would have about 100 people on the Kings Quests, fighting the big ass frog bosses.  Easily took dozens of us with fully pimped out gear to take one of them down.  Usually 10 minutes minimum to kill one, and we would do all six in one day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 22, 2012 09:44 AM (Why44)

46 #19

Try it yourself, folks:
thcnet.net/yetanother404error

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 09:45 AM (kcfmt)

47 @Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 01:40 PM (HI6wa) A lot of games have demo versions on Steam. Even if you don't find one for a game you're interested in, it will give you an idea of what you can play. As for adding something to what you have, pretty much anything better than your onboard graphics is going to need more juice.

Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2012 09:45 AM (zTZGo)

48 37 Micro ATX form factor booger?

I don't know, never heard of that before, is there someplace where i could look and see?

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:46 AM (HI6wa)

49 Do you have an Xbox 360
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If so, and you'd prefer to use a mouse/keyboard, I've used the XIM3 for some time now and highly recommend it.

And yes - Halo 4 is one of the few upcoming releases on my dwindling wish list. I just hope it doesn't suffer the same Game Designer Brain Death some other franchise titles have exhibited (e.g., CoD, MoH).

Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 09:46 AM (6bwIq)

50 I was eight or 9 when the Atari 2600 showed up under the Christmas tree. Played it dutifully for a few years and then didn't own another game system until about 4 years ago when on a lark I bought a PS2 at Best Buy for about 60 bucks. I love it. I mastered all the COD and MOH games, now I'm playing Final Fantasy 12 and the occasional Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I figure the outdated stuff will amuse me for a few more years and then I'll get a PS3 when they're well on their way to obsolescence.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2012 09:47 AM (hiMsy)

51 Excellent! Just joined the Steam group. I'm mostly PC these days, with some Forza 4 on the XBOX thrown in. For the online stuff I lean more towards co-op stuff than competitive. Recently I've been playing Payday: The Heist, Left 4 Dead and Sanctum. All co-op, all fun. Wait for them to go on sale and you can get some great deals. It looks like the Steam group is filling up quick so hopefully we can start some scheduled mayhem! Oh, and the new Duke Nukem does suck. I got it on sale and have forced myself to slog through about 3 hours of it but that's all I could take. A shame.

Posted by: pilot141 at April 22, 2012 09:49 AM (k8GAe)

52 DE:HR
I hated this game.  I don't have the patience for stealth.  This is more my style

http://tinyurl.com/6qojj3p

You have to wait until 1:26 for the funny part.


Posted by: ryukyu at April 22, 2012 09:49 AM (MOHSR)

53 The authors of Star Control 2 released their source to the fan community about a decade ago, and the fans quickly recompiled the game as "The Ur-Quan Masters" for modern systems.

Legally they can't call it "Star Control" as that is a trademark of Activision, but the rest of the game is legal:

http://sc2.sourceforge.net/

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 22, 2012 09:49 AM (QTHTd)

54 Wii U due out in November.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2012 09:49 AM (XdlcF)

55
Anybody remember the pre-ubiquitous PC mall arcade tank battle game?

It was really crude by today's standards but was fun as hell in the early 1980s. Everything was green wire mesh. You could hide behind blocks and pyramids. Killing other tanks was a bit of a challenge but the missiles were a bitch.

The military actually modded it up as a tank trainer. I wasted many quarters on it during my lean college years.

Anybody remember the name of it?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 09:50 AM (7+pP9)

56 Is it a particular make and model you can specify?

Yep, it's this - http://tinyurl.com/72mkwy6

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:50 AM (HI6wa)

57 56

BattleZone.

A Classic.

Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 09:51 AM (MMC8r)

58 To the folks on the Steam Group, do any of you play TF2?

Posted by: cheddar biscuits at April 22, 2012 09:52 AM (BBlzg)

59
My main WoW machine is my Mac Mini.

I was actually thinking about getting a Mac Mini, not for gaming, just to use as an add on to a home entertainment center.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:52 AM (HI6wa)

60 Posted by: Brad at April 22, 2012 01:45 PM (zTZGo)

Thanks, i'll check out those demos.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 09:54 AM (HI6wa)

61 Least I ain't chicken!

Posted by: LEROY!!!!!! at April 22, 2012 09:54 AM (WqMvr)

62 Tank

Posted by: SouthTexas at April 22, 2012 09:54 AM (0vZEC)

63 Who cares?

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2
Steel Panthers MBT  (WinSPMBT) (free download available).

Posted by: badanov at April 22, 2012 09:56 AM (PwESf)

64 If you interested in gaming mods, I highly recommend checking out the Nexus network.  You will be amazed at how much can be done to improve games you have sitting on your hard drive.

You can start from http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/ and go to other games from there.  I started playing Oblivion 3 years after it had been released, and by then the mod community had completely revamped the gameplay, graphics, weapons, and magic system.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 22, 2012 09:56 AM (Why44)

65 Old school Avalon Hill board gamers here. If you know Avalon Hill, then you know true gaming. Now I'm playing MatixGames  War in the Pacific AE. Currently have two PBEM games going with a guy from the UK (now in year two of the game, I'm playing as Japan..its now July 1942) and a guy from SC (now in month five, I'm playing as allies..its April 1942).

Posted by: DeusExMachina at April 22, 2012 10:00 AM (6RTwM)

66 56 Anybody remember the pre-ubiquitous PC mall arcade tank battle game?

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Battle Zone. I loved that game.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 10:01 AM (6fER6)

67 I really like the early versions of Leisuresuit Larry and eating dog, but mainly eating dog.

Posted by: Baraka "Dick" Obama at April 22, 2012 10:03 AM (WUWb9)

68 60 I was actually thinking about getting a Mac Mini, not for gaming, just to use as an add on to a home entertainment center.

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Mine's a few years old. I keep failing to convince myself to buy a newer one; I'm concerned about the direction MacOS seems to be moving (I'm not interested in the Mac as an iOS applicance; I needs my terminal windowses). Newer Minis have more horsepower both in the CPU and GPU than mine.

When I finally decide I'd better get a new Mini while the getting's good, this one will end up attached to my TV.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 10:04 AM (6fER6)

69 I use to play Counter Strike with a group that played tournaments. And I did not suck. Much

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2012 10:04 AM (vYJuY)

70 I am getting mighty hungry, come here little puppy.

Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at April 22, 2012 10:05 AM (JKwtW)

71 Always had a good time playing Team Fortress.....56k dial-up baby! 

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 10:06 AM (FIDMq)

72 So, just as I suspected... We conventional "gamers" get no love.

No mention of Scrabble, Yahtzee, Qwerty, Dominoes, Battleship, Mahjong, or Monopoly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:06 AM (piMMO)

73 73  Still enjoy Risk and Stratego with my sons

Posted by: kdny at April 22, 2012 10:07 AM (MJ76f)

74 No mention of Scrabble, Yahtzee, Qwerty, Dominoes, Battleship, Mahjong, or Monopoly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 02:06 PM (piMMO)


I fully expected a 'get off my lawn!'

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 10:08 AM (FIDMq)

75

I am not a gamer but I approve this message.

 

More stuff, more often.  Also Hot Pockets.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 22, 2012 10:09 AM (PjVdx)

76
BattleZone.

A Classic.

Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 01:51 PM (MMC8r)


Thanks. You can play it here:

http://atari.com/arcade/arcade/battlezone

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 10:12 AM (7+pP9)

77 Always had a good time playing Team Fortress.....56k dial-up baby! Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 02:06 PM (FIDMq) What Resolution and FPS where you getting on that connection?

Posted by: cheddar biscuits at April 22, 2012 10:12 AM (BBlzg)

78 Still enjoy Risk and Stratego with my sons


*****

Risk is also on Pogo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:13 AM (piMMO)

79 Cool.  Just joined the Steam group.  It'd be nice to actually play online with non-douches.

I finished Mass Effect this morning at around 1am.  I'll tackle ME2 after I finish God of War: Chains of Olympus--while I'll have to restart from the beginning due to the lapse in play and my complete loss of special movement memory...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at April 22, 2012 10:13 AM (0d0K7)

80 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant what plays Barbie RPGs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 22, 2012 10:13 AM (xKC/c)

81 Joined the Steam group. f2p-Greg <--- I like to piss off people who hate free-to-play'ers. TF2 and L4D2 is my thang. Used to play CS, but no longer.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at April 22, 2012 10:14 AM (dptRY)

82
Other classic Atari games (remember Lunar Lander?) can be found here:

http://atari.com/arcade/all/atari-com?game=battlezone

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 10:15 AM (7+pP9)

83 the new life game has debit cards.....and you swipe them for the cost of living.....took all the fun away of being the banker and stealing money............

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 22, 2012 10:15 AM (Ho2rs)

84 I did love one of, if not the best, shooter game: Wolfenstein. And yes, it was 56k with a phone modem.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:16 AM (piMMO)

85 What Resolution and FPS where you getting on that connection?

Posted by: cheddar biscuits at April 22, 2012 02:12 PM (BBlzg)

Not sure on the resolution...but fps were probably in the 30's, not laggy at all...always fun counter sniping the dsl and cable users

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 10:16 AM (FIDMq)

86 Anyone remember a game called "Reach For The Stars?"

Late 80s-early 90s maybe. It might have been Mac only, but it was a blast. We would get drunk, play the game and watch crap movies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 22, 2012 10:17 AM (nEUpB)

87 I have two free 5-day guest passes at Pogo if anyone wants to try it out. It's for the fogies like me who love board and casino games.

http://www.pogo.com/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:20 AM (piMMO)

88
I used to love the early PC game cannonball, but as soon as CPUs got over about 50 Hz it didn't work too well.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 10:20 AM (7+pP9)

89 The wife and I used to play the Mayfair Rail Games (EuroRails, AmericaRails, etc.) before kids, as well as RoboRally, etc., but kids and games with thousands of little pieces are just not not not not not not good.

Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 10:22 AM (MMC8r)

90 PC player, mostly play shooters and strategy. I'll add to the Steam group. I've also got a PS3 (used almost exclusively for Hulu, Netflix and streaming videos from the PC) and a Wii (which the wide wanted, but barely gets any play).

Posted by: DarkFlounder at April 22, 2012 10:22 AM (uYuy5)

91 Why Apple's Tim Cook was at Valve? video: http://tinyurl.com/8x6xe6o Hopefully this works for non-WSJ subscribers.

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 10:22 AM (HOOye)

92 92

Heh.  I've had a Pogo account since, I think, the 90s...?

Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 10:23 AM (MMC8r)

93 Star Wars: The Old Republic has threatened to take over my life.  This from an FPS guy who typically hates RPGs.

Posted by: blue star at April 22, 2012 10:25 AM (wPV9+)

94 #57

Oh, that product line. I've pulled a lot of those out of banks in one of my contract jobs. Not that exact model, as you'll almost never find anything with an AMD CPU in a bank or other big corporate buyer who deals in hundreds of thousands of seats.

On the one hand, it has a real PCI-e x16 slot but no power to speak of to drive it. Doing anything about the power supply that won't be really ugly is very difficult. If it were really important it wouldn't be hard to hack an external power supply but as mentioned, ugly. Far easier just to get a more recent box.

The question is what makes more sense for you economically. If you're inclined to do your own building you can start off bare bones and build up as the funds are available. Otherwise, it can make sense to get a complete new box for cheap that is a worthy upgrade but not a huge one. Then plan to upgrade that frequently, say, on an annual basis.

You'll always trail what the hotrods offer by several years but the sheer number of great games that are ancient by today's hardware standards is enough to keep anyone busy at a very low cost. GOG is great for that.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 10:26 AM (kcfmt)

95 Most ridiculous headline of the week: Norwegian Mass Murderer Spent a Year ‘Training’ With World of Warcraft http://tinyurl.com/7dum2vh I'm sorry, WoW is one of the most family friendly - in style and game play - MMOs out there. Not only do they strive to maintain the game's design and graphics that way, but they also try to manage the community of players the same. Keeping it clean.

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 10:26 AM (HOOye)

96 Finally, a thread where we can have a frank discussion about the corruption of  the "role playing game" idea that came about with the rise of computer games.

Oh, this thread is for computer games?

Finally, a thread where we can have a frank discussion about the almost-theft of Games Workshop's Warhammer universe by Blizzard and the lack of recognition the former gets.

A lot of Blizzard fans here?

Finally, a thread where we can have a frank discussion about whether Diablo III will be worth the wait or should they have put out a III and IV by now, and the role of the WOW cash cow in the delay.

Everyone's just excited to be able to finally play it?

Sigh, Doritos vs. Cheetos.

Posted by: Typical hard core RPG'er at April 22, 2012 10:26 AM (YxaXw)

97 Top post? yes

hundred comments? yes

okay, then

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:27 AM (FifrY)

98
Norwegian Mass Murderer Spent a Year ‘Training’ With World of Warcraft

Not Call of Duty or anything like that (actual gun-using combat), but the medieval fantasy role-playing game.  Sure.


Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2012 10:28 AM (MMC8r)

99 Does anyone know how to get a Steam game to run off-line?  (I'm specifically talking about Skyrim here).  I live out in the boonies, and neither of my internet connections is all that great, so it runs like molasses and is no fun at all to try to struggle through.

I don't think I'll be getting any more games requiring Steam.

Posted by: Empire1 at April 22, 2012 10:28 AM (9KOAV)

100

Tea Party = "Rein of terror"
David Axelrod has advice for Republicans: Be more like Democrats.

http://tinyurl.com/83euwnc


Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:28 AM (FifrY)

101 What if the types of games you play are Angry Birds, Angry Birds in Space and Temple Run?  They're about all I can handle.

I do like it when you all talk about the games you play.  I'll probably just lurk in threads like this and not comment, since I'd have even less to add to the discussion than I usually do. 

Have fun, 'rons and 'ettes! 

Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 10:28 AM (Cf5RM)

102 Empire1 put Steam in offline mode.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 10:29 AM (zyaZ1)

103 How do you join the Steam group?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 10:30 AM (X8/ER)

104 Rory's story cubes is awesome, with the right group of people it can be endless fun. I am hoping that Diablo 3 will be a good replacement for WoW which is a time sink I can no longer afford with an 18 month old.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at April 22, 2012 10:31 AM (dAb14)

105 How stupid is Elizabeth Warren?

Here she shows you. And she shows how big of a liar she is.

Warren says we've reduced "investing," a.k.a. spending, in the last 30 years, and that's bad for GDP.

Warren is a fucking idiot who has no idea what she's saying, but she knows how to lie.

http://tinyurl.com/7wafw9h

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:31 AM (FifrY)

106 Oh, yeah -- I play American Mah-jongg at the Senior Center on Mondays, and the classical Chinese version on the computer -- the one I play is shareware from Britain, but I can't get hold of the writer to register it, so I'm unable to save games.  Drat!

Anyone wants to talk Mah-jongg, I'll be happy to.

Posted by: Empire1 at April 22, 2012 10:32 AM (9KOAV)

107 Yeah, in my opinion Knights of the Old Republic is probably one of the finest video games ever made, and SWTOR is a great follow-up. It is certainly better than that piece of crap KOTOR 2 foisted on us by the talentless hacks at Obsidian.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 22, 2012 10:32 AM (UtoLw)

108 97  Heh. I've had a Pogo account since, I think, the 90s...?

*****

I just got my 11 year badge. It, like AOS, it a total time killer but helps me to relax.

I was thinking that if anyone wanted to play around over there, we could set up a private room.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:33 AM (piMMO)

109 6 year Eve player here, who IS in Test, and I heartily endorse that YouTube video.

Posted by: Mark at April 22, 2012 10:33 AM (VAIMR)

110 I was looking through my statistics and I have almost 1000 hrs of TF2 play. :Cripes:

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 10:34 AM (zyaZ1)

111
How do the Democrats do it?
They run on spending and taxing. And they win.


Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:34 AM (FifrY)

112 111 Anyone wants to talk Mah-jongg, I'll be happy to.

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The only thing I know about Mah-jongg is that it's really complicated. And the tiles are pretty. I guess that's two things.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 10:35 AM (6fER6)

113 I play Scrabble and Gin Rummy.

Now GTF off my lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2012 10:36 AM (UOM48)

114
Cribbage is my game.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:38 AM (FifrY)

115 Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game?

Posted by: WOPR at April 22, 2012 10:38 AM (PdLCG)

116 The real unanswered question is why the Alliance sucks so bad at BG's?

Posted by: jjmurphy at April 22, 2012 10:39 AM (xjEAl)

117 When I get back to my PC I'll look at the technical questions above. I started gaming before PCs hit the market, but I'm not a big nostalgia gamer. I prefer Western RPGs and adventure games, which are getting crushed in the market. I'll check out the Steam group, though I don't enjoy the Uber Team Deathmatch thing that seems so popular. Someone got me Battlefield and I thought it was tedious. Back in a bit for technical questions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Mobile at April 22, 2012 10:39 AM (m4MHI)

118 #111

My mother is a big US Mah Jongg player. I'd love to get her a computer version to practice with but all I've ever found is Asian versions that are baffling to her. Or solitaire games that call themselves Mah Jongg because Activision owns the name Shanghai for computer and video games. (The original on Mac was drawn and coded entirely by mouth. The creator is a quadriplegic.)

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 10:41 AM (kcfmt)

119

I play Scrabble on POGO - against robots.

 

I'm a dinosaur - I started working on computers when they were using punchcards; Radio Shack's TRS-80 was state-of-the-art when we left college....

 

Video Games are my kids' province.....

 

Get off my lawn before I have to get out of my rocker and beat you with my cane!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 22, 2012 10:41 AM (0xqzf)

120 Egypt cancels natural gas deal with Israel Egypt's national gas company notifies EMG about cancellation; the pipeline carrying gas to Israel has been blown up numerous times since Mubarak's removal from power. A deal was reached in 2005 between the Israeli and Egyptian governments as part of a political agreement according to which Cairo undertook to allocate 7 billion cubic meters (BCM) of Egyptian gas to the Israeli market for 20 years, with an option to double the supply. Sources close to EMG said in response, "Egypt does not understand what it is doing. This move will bring back the country - politically and economically – by 30 years. This is a breach of the peace agreement with Israel." Israeli businessman Yossi Maimon's company, Ampal-American Israel Corp., controls 12.5% of EMG, which sells Egyptian gas to customers in Israel, primarily the Israel Electric Corporation. It exports the gas by means of a pipeline that runs through Sinai. That pipeline has been attacked more than 14 times since the popular uprising that ousted longtime Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak. This is how Wars begin. Hey obama, getting rid of Mubarak is working out real great ha?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2012 10:42 AM (eCnLg)

121 Link to Multiverse appears to be bad.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 10:42 AM (X8/ER)

122 Re 107 Zakn --

Love to, but every time I try, I get an error message that I don't have a connection.  Do I have to be connected to work off-line?  That kind of  handicaps me, since I don't have a permanent internet connection, and just getting through can sometimes be iffy.

Posted by: Empire1 at April 22, 2012 10:43 AM (9KOAV)

123

If Obama had a son, he'd look just like Alton L. Hayes III:


http://is.gd/8nt66l

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 22, 2012 10:43 AM (0xqzf)

124 Politics, anyone?

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:43 AM (FifrY)

125 Probably a little know fact: Gamers can be some of the funniest people around. Most of the hilarity ensues online, while playing with your guild mates, or on Vent or TeamSpeak chatting. But, also in the various forum threads associated with each game. The classics: 1) no doubt one of the most famous raid recordings More DoTs! http://tinyurl.com/7mu4egt DoT = damage over time (it is exactly what it means, cast a spell, or hit a mob/monster with some sort of poisoned weapon, etc, and it will do damage to the enemy over time. (HoT is the flip side; Heal over Time). 2) Perhaps the 2nd most classic oldie of all time: Leroy Jenkins running in and messing up a planned attacked with his guild/raid members http://tinyurl.com/7vexwbr This lives on, and people are called a "Leroy Jenkins" when anyone accidentally (or not) ruins a kill by running in before anyone else - or the one who was supposed to initiate the kill. 3) And, finally, the (very first) hit youtube video series that made it to the bigscreen based on MMORPG's: The Guild (which was so dead-on with it's character representation! If you have been playing long enough, we all know someone just like these characters.) http://tinyurl.com/34u77j Gaming is fun on more levels than the game itself... You can meet some very cool people.

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 10:43 AM (HOOye)

126 When I finally decide I'd better get a new Mini while the getting's good, this one will end up attached to my TV.

Yeah, i figured a Mac Mini would be a better investment overall and i'd get more use out of it than a blu-ray player that just had some apps.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:44 AM (HI6wa)

127 Mofaz condemns Egypt's termination of gas deal Published: 04.22.12, 21:21 / Israel News Opposition Leader Shaul Mofaz responded to Egypt's decision to terminate a long-term deal to supply Israel with gas and called it a "flagrant breach of the peace treaty between Israel and Egypt." "Egypt's actions require an immediate response from the US," he added. (Moran Azulay) Yeah right. hillary and obama are gonna get right on it.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2012 10:44 AM (eCnLg)

128 I play Scrabble on POGO - against robots.


****

I'll play you!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:45 AM (piMMO)

129 Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 02:26 PM (kcfmt)

Thanks, yeah i thought i got about getting an external supply but figured it really wasn't worth it for this system.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:45 AM (HI6wa)

130 6 year EVE player here too. Nice vid. Weird music. What a crap ton of warp bubbles...lol

Posted by: Psycotte at April 22, 2012 10:46 AM (pOr8u)

131 Empire1 what I remember was that you had to be online with it, then put it into offline mode.

Valve fucked up so bad when HL2 released, they added that mode. I remember just raging because I could not play a game because THEIR auth servers died.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 10:46 AM (zyaZ1)

132 There were 122 bubbles on that gate. Just fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 10:48 AM (zyaZ1)

133 Over 100 comments so I'm going OT. I posted this earlier and I can't be the only person gnashing their teeth about this:

These people are so fucking delusional.... and that's not the half of it.

http://bit.ly/IcdLiV

I say we should revoke their effing passports.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 10:48 AM (piMMO)

134 124 I'm a dinosaur - I started working on computers when they were using punchcards; Radio Shack's TRS-80 was state-of-the-art when we left college....

---------

Don't suppose you ever played Android Nim? I think that was the first game I played that had graphics. 'Course, it was those big 3x2 TRS-80 character cells, but still...

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 10:49 AM (6fER6)

135

I don't due gaming - I can only take 5-10 min of angry birds even. Although I've gotten kinda into the Lego Star wars games.

The Mr on the other hand is a big gaming geek. Gen Con participation nearly every year for 20+ years, Battletech, Red Dawn, etc... PC/Consule games: Aces High, Nobanoga's Ambition, HOI. He's lost whole parts of his life tp some of those games.

Posted by: thekatzemeow at April 22, 2012 10:50 AM (zAKYB)

136 Mumble vs Teamspeak vs Ventrilo? a tiny thread just to start the conversation: http://tinyurl.com/7oasgar and, the link within the tiny thread also comparing Skype http://tinyurl.com/4bqzpgw I always use Vent. Not a fan of video - too many male stalkers, which I learned the hard way, just from posting photos on guild member sites. Women are dogged online - women: stay stealth.

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 10:52 AM (HOOye)

137 I'm not a gamer, I just like to fling my poo and eat dog, but mainly fling poo and eat dog.  Oh yes, I like turtles.

Posted by: Baraka "Dick" Obama at April 22, 2012 10:52 AM (WUWb9)

138 RE 123 Epobirs --

The only American Mah-jongg on line is through the National Mah Jongg League (prefix with the triple-w-dot, run the words together, and add dot-org to get their website.  Last I looked, you have to belong to the League to get the yearly card  ($7), and the on-line game is $40/year.

No, the tile-matching games using that name are not real Mah-jongg!

Posted by: Empire1 at April 22, 2012 10:52 AM (9KOAV)

139 Is it wrong that as a grown man I am looking forward to Lollipop Chainsaw?

Posted by: BK at April 22, 2012 10:52 AM (P73hq)

140
A gaming thread wouldn't be complete with QBASIC Gorillas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDc3ZEKl-Wc


Posted by: sTevo at April 22, 2012 10:53 AM (VMcEw)

141
re: college faculty going to Iran

1. It proves that Occupy is a subversive movement against the United States. Why else would they be in league with our foreign enemies? Since when did Iran give a shit about "fairness?"

2. It shows ho all that equality talk on campus is total horseshit. These are the same people who riot if Ann Coulter shows up on campus, but put on head-scarfs when they visit a country who stones queers.


Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 10:56 AM (FifrY)

142 I s/have mentioned, my More DoT's link is rated R. vulgar stuffies... so beware'ish

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 10:57 AM (HOOye)

143 148
I s/have mentioned, my More DoT's link is rated R.

vulgar stuffies... so beware'ish

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 02:57 PM (HOOye




*gasp!*

Posted by: sensitive, easily offended, Moron Horde at April 22, 2012 10:59 AM (UOM48)

144 112: KOTOR gets my vote too. Although I'm hardly one to talk. I am in my early 60's, bought my first computer 5 yrs back. Was given a PS2 2 yrs ago which I barely touch. Tried FPS, didn't like. Tried RTS, didn't like. I have a subsim that I lite off when really bored (I'm retired). Kotor 2 Is mehh if you ignore the 'influence' crappity. Any DA:O fans aboard?

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:00 AM (/5A+N)

145 Like I've read the comments - as far as the Diablo 3 beta, is it just me or is what is playable so far more Diablo 2.5 than 3?  Which, actually, isn't a complaint, I was concerned that it would be a matter of fixing what wasn't broken.


On the casual gaming front, Angry Birds Space makes me feel even stupider than Angry Birds did and that's saying something.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:01 AM (Gk3SS)

146 re: college faculty going to Iran

1. It proves that Occupy is a subversive movement against the United States. Why else would they be in league with our foreign enemies? Since when did Iran give a shit about "fairness?"

2. It shows ho all that equality talk on campus is total horseshit. These are the same people who riot if Ann Coulter shows up on campus, but put on head-scarfs when they visit a country who stones queers.


*****

They are free to assemble anywhere in this country....anywhere in the world...and they chose I-friggin-RAN! To discuss freedom and their ability to impact an election?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 11:01 AM (piMMO)

147
my watch's battery died.

Instead of taking it to a jeweler, I decided to buy the tool to remove the case-back off ebay -- $7.90 delivered.

Can't find the battery at a store, so I just ordered two batteries for $1.99 including shipping.

Some stuff is cheap cheap.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:02 AM (FifrY)

148 Kabul Spy on my Apple II+. I am in a room with the priest. I see a pack of cigarettes. What do I do?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 22, 2012 11:02 AM (ybkwK)

149 We can haz recipe thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2012 11:02 AM (UOM48)

150
A Thousand and One Ways to Wok Your Dog

by

Baracka Obama

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:06 AM (FifrY)

151 First 'pc' game you purchased?   Mine was Red Storm Rising...Commodore 64, load "*",8,1

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 11:07 AM (FIDMq)

152 Over at Newsbusters, they have video of Keef Uberdouche beclowning himself on This Week with George Snuffleufagus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2012 11:07 AM (UOM48)

153

I mostly play FPS on the 360. My home has 4 360's and a PS3, so I can play most of the console games that come out. I never got into pc gaming. I got into COD around 7 years ago and started playing with GeezerGamers, but recently moved to XMG. Both of them are websites for mature gamers much like 2old2play. I'm probably slightly above average in skill. I normally have lower numbers, but my kdr is usually above 1.5. My best game was 28-0 in TDM.

My biggest gaming accomplishment was being banned from the PS3 network after approximately 10 hours of play. I didn't realize it was possible to get banned, especially since I didn't use a microphone, send any messages or do anything douchey. I came in first or second on every game of COD4 during that time starting at level 1. I guess some people thought I was cheating since I was new on PS3. I did have around 30 days of play on the 360 though.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 22, 2012 11:10 AM (eHwT1)

154 - First 'pc' game you purchased?

Pretty sure it was the original SubLogic Flight Simulator, for either TRS-80 or the Atari 800.

Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 11:13 AM (6bwIq)

155 I guess I qualify as an out of control gaming asshole. I remember the odyssey game, went to the atari, then to original nintendo, became a total zelda head, got a little side tracked with the genesis system, went to super nintendo, then N64 just to hit  the newer Zeldas. Switched over to the first playstation to do resident evil and then became a die hard tomb raider head, then PS2 for ratchet and clank, sidetracked with the game cube for the other zeldas, X box for the elder scrolls and Halo, then xbox 360 for newer games. I think I got most of the WWII shooters in there somewhere too, and a slew of PC games. Then a Wii for newer zeldas. I think on a conservative guess I probably played and won over 400 games in my time. I had a habit of trying to complete all the entries in a certain title, like all the tomb raiders, all the Halos, etc etc. Usually all the quest games, most of the shooters. I still have all the systems, at least 5 are sitting in the entertainment system.

Did I say I was an out of control gaming asshole?

Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 11:13 AM (FMbng)

156 ...get your Silent Snake sneak on

Heh

Posted by: Retired Geezer at April 22, 2012 11:16 AM (oG3T8)

157 Has anyone played Redneck Rampage? That and Quake were the 1st  PC games I played. I really loved Quake and Quake II.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2012 11:16 AM (KNvk+)

158 the last game i got into was Doom...

there are so many other things to waste time on i never get to "games"...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 22, 2012 11:16 AM (8MasJ)

159 Argh.  I have Diablo III "liked" on facebook... and saw no notification of the open beta.

/sad

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 22, 2012 11:18 AM (NJpM7)

160
Empire1 what I remember was that you had to be online with it, then put it into offline mode.

Valve fucked up so bad when HL2 released, they added that mode. I remember just raging because I could not play a game because THEIR auth servers died.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 02:46 PM (zyaZ1)


Yep -- even the HL1 defaults to go online. They ask you if you really, really want to play offline. WTF? I bought the fucking game and I want to play it without being nagged.

And this shit about needing to have the HL2 disk in to even play the game (seven years after it's release) is for the fucking birds.

Steam has its good points -- it kills code kiddies who mod games in their favor -- but it can be a royal PIA.

I loved shooting the flyers out of the sky with my crossbow but then everybody else tried to kill me. It was worth it, though.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 11:18 AM (7+pP9)

161 The original Deus Ex was great, and realistically depicted the struggles of keeping your hobos properly caged.
Tinyurl.com/hobocage

Posted by: Wooga at April 22, 2012 11:20 AM (IhzyJ)

162 I remember playing Red Storm Rising and F-19 Stealth Fighter.  Fun times. 

The last game I played was Skyrim on the 360. 

Posted by: Alex at April 22, 2012 11:22 AM (jdZlf)

163 First pc game I played was probably Math Rabbit or this old DOS gameshow collection of games like Concentration and some others I don't remember.

First pc game I bought?  Tomb Raider.  Or Pickle Wars Trilogy.  Might have been at the same time.  At least, I picked them out, but I think they count.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 22, 2012 11:22 AM (NJpM7)

164 168 I remember playing Red Storm Rising and F-19 Stealth Fighter. Fun times.

The last game I played was Skyrim on the 360.

Posted by: Alex at April 22, 2012 03:22 PM (jdZlf)

Had F-19 too....my first 'flight simulator'

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2012 11:24 AM (FIDMq)

165 On the casual gaming front, Angry Birds Space makes me feel even stupider than Angry Birds did and that's saying something.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 03:01 PM (Gk3SS)

 

Ohhh yeahhh.  Who's my bitch?

Posted by: The Concept of Gravity at April 22, 2012 11:24 AM (GULKT)

166 Ready for this?

Hold on to your hats.

brb...

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:25 AM (FifrY)

167 I remember playing medal of honor on the PS1, and I had a powerful stereo hooked to the TV, and was using a set of floor monitor speakers. There were sections of the game where you can jump onto a tripod mounted machine gun. That shit would rattle the house. lol

Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 11:27 AM (FMbng)

168
Subject:  Send John Boehner a mutant shrimp picture

[redacted], please sign the picture of a mutant Gulf Coast shrimp we are sending to John Boehner, along with a petition telling him to pass legislation mandating that fines paid by BP go toward the clean up and restoration of the Gulf Coast. Click here to sign the picture and the petition.

Two years after the BP oil spill, Gulf Coast fishermen are finding huge amounts of mutated seafood. The devastation this is causing to local fisheries is just one of the many ways Gulf Coast communities are struggling to recover from the spill.

To help out, last month the U.S. Senate passed legislation mandating that 80 percent of all court-ordered fines paid by BP go toward Gulf Coast clean up and restoration. The legislation, known as the RESTORE Act, passed with the support of all Democrats and a majority of Republicans.

However, the RESTORE Act has stalled in the House. While it would easily pass if a vote was held, Speaker John Boehner has not yet held one.

Push him along. Please, add your name to the picture and petition we are sending John Boehner, telling him that fines paid by BP should go toward the clean up and restoration of the Gulf Coast.

Keep fighting,
Chris Cocksucker Bowers, Daily Kos

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:27 AM (FifrY)

169 Test Alliance? Who dat? Rote Kapelle - Stimulus is where it's shakin'.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 11:27 AM (jaTaa)

170

I wasted this afternoon playing an impulse buy off Xbox live called Diabolical Pitch. The gist of it is you stand on mound and hurl fastballs to bean demonic carnival beasts on the head. You're a washed up major league pitcher who makes a Faustian bargain with a man in a cow-head mask to heal his pitching arm on exchange for running a gauntlet set in a ghoulish theme park. Yeah. It corny, retarded fun. And you actually have to aim your pitches with Kinect so things get wild, fast.

Posted by: tad blatherton at April 22, 2012 11:28 AM (HueOF)

171

Remember episode of The Simpsons when they discovered the 3-eyed fish and realized that the nuclear power plant was mutating the fish?

Kos and the Left are getting their ideas from cartoons.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:30 AM (FifrY)

172 I'm not much of a PC gamer since I've never had a computer that could run anything that isn't a decade old, but I've played a lot of console games in my time. World of Warcraft is sufficiently light on requirements that I can play it on low settings. I'm hoping the next expansion fixes some of the big problems with the game, namely how the max-level content is all raids and arenas. I'm more of a solo PvE guy.

Posted by: Pre at April 22, 2012 11:30 AM (8LCi0)

173 I really wish Eve had a payment level for the casual user.

Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2012 11:30 AM (5HAgy)

174 Remember episode of The Simpsons when they discovered the 3-eyed fish and realized that the nuclear power plant was mutating the fish?


*****

The Mississippi has been putting out 2 headed frogs for years. I guess they've forgotten about that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 11:31 AM (piMMO)

175 Conferences and Memberships My days in game development meant travelling to keep up with technologies and so forth. Here is a starter list of what were worth attending, or joining. I have been an ACM.org member since my undergraduate days in computer science (nice discount for students at first). As a member, you can still get all the SIG materials send to you if you cannot attend the conferences. And, I was a member of IGDA until just recently as well (I moved and never sought out a local chapter). 1) SIGGRAPH's see ACM.org - and find SIG's: special interest groups in the sidebar: there are many, but Graph was a good one to attend for animation technology (3D & 2D), software development (like illustration software and techniques), simulation, physics as applied to gaming, etc. 2) Game Developer's Conference (annually) gdconf.com 3) IGDA: International Game Developers Association There are many more, especially since gaming has taken off so much. But, these are three key events/orgs.

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 11:32 AM (HOOye)

176 174: Mutated Shrimp? How does something with a ventral, ladder-type nervous system and a chitinous exoskeleton mutate in 2 years due to an oil spill? What? Kos you say? Nevermind.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:33 AM (/5A+N)

177
And since when does the Left give as shit about fishermen?

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:34 AM (FifrY)

178 Thomas, Me, me, me! Love DA:O. Didn't know the gaming thread was up; busy Skyrimming.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at April 22, 2012 11:35 AM (5Q9pE)

179
The Left has done more to shut down the fishery business than anyone or anything.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:35 AM (FifrY)

180 How does something with a ventral, ladder-type nervous system and a chitinous exoskeleton mutate in 2 years due to an oil spill?

Two ways, Thomas.

1. Scientific consensus.

2. shut up, that's why.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:36 AM (FifrY)

181 A young true moron considers it a win to "accidentally" come in ho's mouth before "accidentally" doinking her squeakhole and "forgetting" to pay her.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:37 AM (GwNiH)

182 The last game console i had was the Atari 2600 and i have to have my humble brag moment and mention that for a brief while i held the fastest time for Activision Dragster, got a patch and my name in the newsletter and everything, i was big time baby.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 11:37 AM (HI6wa)

183 Man, I'm having a blast with Kerbal Space Program. Thanks to whoever mentioned it in that last gaming thread.

I've currently got my Kerbonauts in an orbit that goes past the Mun, but I don't think I have enough fuel left to bring them home.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2012 11:37 AM (6fER6)

184 Oh, just a funny aside, the way you recorded your games to submit for records back then? A polaroid of the tv screen.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 11:38 AM (HI6wa)

185
A young true moron considers it a win to "accidentally" come in ho's mouth before "accidentally" doinking her squeakhole and "forgetting" to pay her.

I know this game. It's called Secret Service Goes to Colombia.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 11:38 AM (FifrY)

186 ACA: I thought I was the only one. You do DLC's and/or Awakenings and DA: II? I sit here for hours, zappin' darkspawn and slapping the 'pause, select, direct, unpause, RAN.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:39 AM (/5A+N)

187 Hahaha v5! We used to fight you dudes all the time when we lived in Cloud Ring. You got some decent dudes in there.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 11:39 AM (zyaZ1)

188

Obama is the man

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:39 AM (KeCfz)

189 Ooh. Forgot that, Soothie. "kays, I'll shut up. NOT.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:40 AM (/5A+N)

190 Anyone play RPG's?

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:40 AM (KeCfz)

191

>>My mother is a big US Mah Jongg player. I'd love to get her a computer version to practice with but all I've ever found is Asian versions that are baffling to her. Or solitaire games that call themselves Mah Jongg because Activision owns the name Shanghai for computer and video games.

 

I've played a few on zone. MSN. com. I like the Dark Dimensions one a lot. Not exactly traditional, though.

 

We need not discuss how many times I've played it...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 22, 2012 11:40 AM (XdlcF)

192

Soothie...nobody gives a shit about fisherman.

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:41 AM (KeCfz)

193 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVET-AKBwhw Rote Kapelle (Recruiting Vid from AT-9)

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 11:41 AM (jaTaa)

194 Mah jongg is good

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:42 AM (KeCfz)

195 I'm a dinosaur - I
started working on computers when they were using punchcards; Radio
Shack's TRS-80 was state-of-the-art when we left college....

You are yet a young one, I am a true dinosaur!  The Trash-80 did not come out until I was 10 years out of college!

Early 90's I did kill many hours and brain cells with F15E: Strike Eagle, even had the custom joystick just like the real bird!

Posted by: OldDog at April 22, 2012 11:42 AM (tQYJH)

196 Minesweeper

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:42 AM (KeCfz)

197 @193 ZakN Thanks. We're still here in 0.0 (Syndicate-TXW-E) doing our thing.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 11:43 AM (jaTaa)

198 While Steam is available for Macs, the selection is a bit pathetic. I only keep it around on my MacBook Pro for Europa Universalis III and Hearts of Iron III any more. Never jumped on the Team Fortress train.Posted by: kartoffel

That is easily remedied.

Stop being homo and buy a PC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 22, 2012 11:43 AM (ebPtk)

199 @19d1: Yup. Right out of the Secret Service training manual.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:43 AM (GwNiH)

200 Old Dog. Commodore 64 founder recently died.

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:44 AM (KeCfz)

201 Any morons play World of Tanks?

Posted by: CaptainAtom at April 22, 2012 11:44 AM (gpwwk)

202 A "great" game is one which I can play for over 100 hours without getting bored. The only games that fit that criteria are: 1. Civilization (multiple versions, PC) 2. Red Dead Redemption (PS3) 3. Deus Ex (first one, PC) 4. CounterStrike (PC) 5. Skyrim (360 and PC) 6. Baseball Stars (nintendo)

Posted by: Wooga at April 22, 2012 11:44 AM (IhzyJ)

203 PC

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:44 AM (KeCfz)

204 I'm in! Huge gamer & HQ moron so this should be fun. Finally two of my favorite things, politics & video games, in the same place! (And finally it's not liberal d'bags like you find on all the video game journalism sites). Joining the Steam gorup & happy to participate in this new thread of awesome.

Posted by: John at April 22, 2012 11:45 AM (tdTW2)

205 Gamer: I would like to find RPG's beyond the limited list I currently do but cannot bring myself to try anymore MMO's. I've heard of BG and a few others, but my limited experience in the field is slowing me down. Any recommendations?

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:45 AM (/5A+N)

206 Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 03:43 PM (jaTaa)

Yep. Still have that area pretty memorized.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 11:46 AM (zyaZ1)

207 @OldDog - even had the custom joystick just like the real bird!

+1

I had (still have) rudder pedals.

Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 11:47 AM (6bwIq)

208 On my list, I meant to list the original Deus Ex as the greatest game on the Mac (after Civ). I played it endlessly on an old PowerBook 400.

Posted by: Wooga at April 22, 2012 11:47 AM (IhzyJ)

209 Thomas, Absolutely! On xbox, though. I have to play multiple characters so I can try every fighting style. Currently, I'm all Skyrim. Thought I'd be running multiple Shephards forward right about now but ME3 killed my enthusiasm.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at April 22, 2012 11:47 AM (5Q9pE)

210

Thomas. Pathfinder?

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:48 AM (KeCfz)

211 not that I have time but can't wait for D III to come out, don't even mind if it's hardly different than DII meanwhile question for you guys - I still have the old consoles and games in boxes (I think they work) - Colecovision, Sega, Super Nintendo, Atari, Odyssey (YES! it works too!) and regular NES. And a playstation and a PS2. Why I've kept them all (some were my brother's but he has no storage) I have no idea. Is there any money to be made or should I just good will them? I figure nowadays it's more of a pain to try to set them up with modern tvs, plus you can play all the old games online or via Xbox Live or Nintendo/PS online services . . .

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 11:48 AM (SB0V2)

212 Still playin' NCAA 12 football on my PS3 60GB and enjoying this new open beta for a game called "chess" which is cool because you can play it online or on a board here at home.

Posted by: Truman North at April 22, 2012 11:48 AM (I2LwF)

213 I love my joystick. Brings me hours of fun

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:49 AM (KeCfz)

214 @212 Zakn You can battleclinic "Claire XXX" -- I'm an old player, been in since 2003.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 11:49 AM (jaTaa)

215 Kids are so spoiled today. We never had all these games

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:50 AM (KeCfz)

216 ACA: I thought I was the only one. You do DLC's and/or Awakenings and DA: II? I sit here for hours, zappin' darkspawn and slapping the 'pause, select, direct, unpause, RAN.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 03:39 PM (/5A+N)


I'm in same boat, though I haven't downloaded the DA2 DLC yet.  Hopefully they don't blow then ending in DA3 like they did with Mass Effect, where the last 10 minutes craps all over the previous 120 hours or so.  I do like the multiplayer for MS3, though, since I'm a sucker for horde mode and I think the system it uses for getting new weapons and equipment is interesting.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 22, 2012 11:50 AM (ZmGyD)

217 I had that Dragster patch also. and a high score in Barnstorming lol now I play Wii pretty much, just goofy stuff. can't wait to go raiding with you guys when DIII comes out! I usually go the sorc route, love lightning sorcs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 11:51 AM (SB0V2)

218 Alice: I assume you mean the lame endgame. I play multiple playthroughs but cannot bring myself to obsess over Best Longsword, Best Armor stuff. Ruins the immersion, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:51 AM (/5A+N)

219

I agree John. Video game journalism is overtaken by liberals.Even most gamers are Obama supporters these days. 

Well..most gamers dont make too much money and rely on handouts from govt and family.

Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 11:51 AM (KeCfz)

220 Sames, Hoss. Currently on 3rd pt with II, but DLC list for it is intimidating to say the least.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 11:54 AM (/5A+N)

221 Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 03:51 PM (SB0V2)

You watching the game?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 11:56 AM (SsG4J)

222 Yo rdBrewer!

ArthurK's sidebar post about the long lost kid was better than yours!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 22, 2012 11:57 AM (ebPtk)

223 Thomas and Hoss, The end of ME3 ruined all the goodwill bioware had built. So, I am worried about DA3. Some of the social storytelling in DA2 was crap, but the gameplay was so excellent I ignored it. DA2 was the first game I built a male character, which was a blast.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at April 22, 2012 11:57 AM (5Q9pE)

224 Somebody please start talking about Gears of War and distract raykon.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 11:57 AM (SsG4J)

225 I saw the flyers but haven't turned on the bruins yet - how are they doing? but yes I am happy about the Flyers!! FINALLY!!! they played great - great forecheck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 11:57 AM (SB0V2)

226 I'm an old-timer, going back to Zork, Doom, Castle Wolfenstein on PC.  Loved Half-Life from 1998, best PC game of it's day.  The Thief PC and console games are a lot of fun, sneaking around, trying to accomplish a mission without ever getting noticed, knocking people out instead of slicing and dicing them.  Deus Ex on PC and console are great games too.  KOTOR looks really dated now but was amazing in 2003, fighting through the star ship at the end with your team of jedis was great.

Nowadays stick to RPG's like Skyrim and Mass Effect.  Looking forward to tackling the recent Batman game and Deus Ex.  Have never played WoW or anything like it, videos I've seen have looked pretty lame.

Posted by: waelse1 at April 22, 2012 11:58 AM (VaU8E)

227 If you guys are going to get some steam games cheap, get started with 2 pretty good bundles and a few free to play recommendations. Almost all games below are Steam compatible: Let's start with the Free 2 Play games: Right now 2 are king. Team Fortress 2, a highly stylized team based shooter available on steam. League of Legends an isometric pvp game. This is a really fun and deep game, but you will need to spend some time learning the ropes. A typical game can run 20 to 40 minutes but it's fairly rewarding. Not on Steam but you can get it from http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4ed79482d7ffa735767459 There are also two decent gaming bundles out right now if you want to pick up some indie games. First get the new Humble Bundle *http://www.humblebundle.com/9: Pay what you want, get 3 quality indie games. Pay above the average and you get an extra game. Second get the Be Mine Bundle (http://groupees.com/bemine2) 10 bucks gets you 6 games, a few albums, and it helps feed the homeless.

Posted by: too far? at April 22, 2012 11:59 AM (HEatA)

228 since you guys are talking old games, I really think someone should revamp that weird Mac card game thing . . . Fool's Errand? would be a great app!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 11:59 AM (SB0V2)

229 Orchid, Bruins just went up 2/1 on a PP.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 11:59 AM (SsG4J)

230 The first PC game I ever bought was Balance of Power. I got it because it would play on my monochrome setup.



After upgrading to a video7 EGA card started playing Leisure Suit Larry.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 12:00 PM (YdQQY)

231 yay! should start watching. am worrying about my daughter who is playing soccer in the cold and rain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 22, 2012 12:00 PM (SB0V2)

232 Revising my list of greatest games for long play, in chronological order:: Baseball Stars (nintendo) 80s/90s Might & Magic (Sega Genesis) early 90s Civilization II (Mac) late 90s Deus Ex (first one, Mac) 2000-2001 CounterStrike (PC) 2002 Civilization III / IV (PC) 00s Red Dead Redemption (PS3) 2010-2011 Skyrim (360 and PC) present

Posted by: Wooga at April 22, 2012 12:00 PM (IhzyJ)

233 @OldDog - even had the custom joystick just like the real bird!
+1
I had (still have) rudder pedals.Posted by: goy at April 22, 2012 03:47 PM (6bwIq)

Never went the pedal rout and I had the old Joystick that wedged in the keyboard input.  Fer some reason that don't work to well with my wireless keyboard.  /

Posted by: OldDog at April 22, 2012 12:01 PM (tQYJH)

234 Orchid, she's probably not cold and is barely aware it's raining!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 12:03 PM (SsG4J)

235 ACA: I always play female PC's (go figger). DA2 really pushes the envelope with the runway model walk Ms. Badazz Champion has.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:03 PM (/5A+N)

236 New Thread or SMOD. Please.1

Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 12:03 PM (4yXmp)

237 If you're looking for folks to play with who aren't little kids (we call them Timmies), then 2old2play is for you. You must be over 25 to join, but maturity is not required.


I have skid stains older than that.


Did someone say "Diplomacy"?

Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2012 12:04 PM (z9HTb)

238

The spin is stupefying:

Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer (D) says that the fact that Mitt RomneyÂ’s father was the son of a polygamist may cause voters to question his suitability to be president.

“It’s my impression that polygamy might not be too popular with women voters,” Schweitzer mused. “Do they really want to put a man who’s only two generations removed from that abhorrent practice in the White House?”

Schweitzer dismissed the fact that President Barack Obama, Jr’s namesake—Barack Obama, Sr.—was also the son of a polygamist, calling it “irrelevant.” “Look, Obama’s father isn’t known for certain,” Schweitzer argued. “No one’s seen a genuine birth certificate. So, there’s no proof that the Obama from Kenya, after whom he’s named, is his actual father. And even if he is, he was the product of a much more primitive culture. So, it would be unfair to hold President Obama to the same standards we might apply to his opponents.”

Posted by: Jimmah at April 22, 2012 12:04 PM (UpwlP)

239 Skyrim is okay, but Morrowind is still the best Elder Scrolls game.

Posted by: Pre at April 22, 2012 12:05 PM (8LCi0)

240 And this shit about needing to have the HL2 disk in to even play the game (seven years after it's release) is for the fucking birds. Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 03:18 PM (7+pP9) If you install from Steam (whether or not you bought it in a store), it shouldn't rquire the disc. That's my scenario, disc hasn't been out of the box since release day. That may not work well if you have a dialup connection or something. Yep, it's this - http://tinyurl.com/72mkwy6 Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 01:50 PM (HI6wa) You can get better systems for the price of a good video card. Always try to get a system with as many standard components as possible - power supply, motherboard, etc. Read reviews, look for pictures of what's inside the case. Generally speaking "office computers" are low-power designs and not good for gaming. Small form factor systems doubly so. The factory did make a 300W power supply for that model, BTW, so you can order one if they still make it, but you're still a little dodgy for new video cards, and you can't upgrade from there if you have problems. At least it's PCIe, so there's that. The Radeon 3100 is very slow. I would definitely try to upgrade my system if I were you, if you need to get a cheap "surplus office computer" look for something quad-core with a full-size case and as many standard parts as possible - Dell and HP/Compaq *love* to use non-standard components, but some systems are not bad. It can be tricky to puzzle all that out, but if you find a deal and post here someone can probably help you out, and there are tech forums like HardOCP or techsupportforums or Anandtech forums where you can find answers more quickly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:05 PM (bxiXv)

241
Is that a real quote, Jimmah?

That man is either a dunce or a secret op for Romney.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 12:06 PM (FifrY)

242 Only dropped by momentarily for the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Carry on.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 12:06 PM (R5yLq)

243 Thomas, HAHAHA! Ms. Hawke's walk is a proud gaming decision.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at April 22, 2012 12:08 PM (5Q9pE)

244
If the Sox lose tonight -- get swept at home by the Yanks -- tomorrow will be a great day.

Why?

Sports talk radio. The homers up here freak out when the Sox lose.
They will be demanding Bobby V's head on spike.

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 12:10 PM (FifrY)

245 I agree. Makes staring at the back end of a character for 40+ hours of gameplay quite....mmm...interesting.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:10 PM (/5A+N)

246 Last PC game I played was Neverwinter nights.

Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 12:10 PM (FMbng)

247 Don't forget Capsuleers: April 28, the Goons are going to attack anyone undocked in Jita as a protest for CCP banning Goon extraordinary Mittens for 30 days. It is going to coincide with Hulkageddon. Jita, for those who do not play, is the largest player trade hub in EVE Online. And the Goons are going to try and burn it to the ground. I love EVE.

Posted by: JimmyT at April 22, 2012 12:11 PM (blYjC)

248

Is that a real quote, Jimmah?

That man is either a dunce or a secret op for Romney.
-------------

Most definitely:

http://scoamf.us/sT

Posted by: Jimmah at April 22, 2012 12:12 PM (UpwlP)

249
The racism in that quote by Democrat Gov Schweitzer is like a slap in the face it's so blatant.

More, please!

Posted by: soothie at April 22, 2012 12:14 PM (FifrY)

250 Ah, gaming... the pastime I never seem to have time for anymore. Yeah, I'm a carebear on Eve, bu luckily I've managed to miss getting slaughtered on Hulkageddon the past two years. Anyone remember TradeWars? I actually have the server version of that around - obviously instead of dial-up BBS now it uses Telnet, but the gameplay is still the same. It spoke to my earliest experiences in gaming, the old Infocom games (Zork, WishBringer, Planetfall, Stationfall, etc).

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at April 22, 2012 12:14 PM (eHBHk)

251 '"Skyrim is okay, but Morrowind is still the best Elder Scrolls game.""


yeah that was a shitload of fun. I really liked oblivion and skyrim, they are epic, but there was something special about morrowind. That tribunal expansion was great.

Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 12:14 PM (FMbng)

252 225 I agree John. Video game journalism is overtaken by liberals.Even most gamers are Obama supporters these days. Posted by: Gamer at April 22, 2012 03:51 PM (KeCfz) And why did I miss that when it happened? Stupid J-school mental midgets. I didn't pay much attention to bought-and-paid-for game magazines, but I read some reviews and commentary recently and the douchebags are dropping crap like insulting (and factually incorrect) Tea Party references. What idiocy drives people to deliberately piss off half their audience with something that's not even *relevant*? Oh, yeah, they're liberals, and like all liberals they cannot shut up about the fact that they're liberals. You can't tell who the conservatives are most of the time because they're not dumb enough to think that throwing an "Obama's Dog" reference into a game review is either funny or helpful. (Smacks idiot journalists around.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:15 PM (bxiXv)

253 253 Don't forget Capsuleers: April 28, the Goons are going to attack anyone undocked in Jita as a protest for CCP banning Goon extraordinary Mittens for 30 days. It is going to coincide with Hulkageddon. Jita, for those who do not play, is the largest player trade hub in EVE Online. And the Goons are going to try and burn it to the ground. Posted by: JimmyT at April 22, 2012 04:11 PM (blYjC) You see, this is why I don't play multiplayer online games. Every single experience is like Occupy Wall Street with weapons.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:17 PM (bxiXv)

254 I tend to ignore reviews until I've at least Demo'd a game. Sometimes I discover why I loved/hated it, but more often than not I disagree either way with the reviewer. Mebbe that's why. (Navy Vet. Liberals can be incarcerated in the CHT, far as I'm concerned)

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:18 PM (/5A+N)

255 252 Last PC game I played was Neverwinter nights. Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 04:10 PM (FMbng) They made a second one that was pretty good, but perhaps not as well-thought-out. Certainly not as popular, but then it was trying to push the last of the Isometric Semi-Open Western RPGs in a world that was already getting sucked into MMOs and COD.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:19 PM (bxiXv)

256 I will be taking part in Jita Apocalypse as well

I'm not sure how well it will go, but it's going to be epic.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 12:20 PM (zyaZ1)

257 I dropped all magazine subscriptions long ago. It became evident that they all had been captured by the damn liberals from journaljism school.  Even the science mags turned liberal.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 12:21 PM (YdQQY)

258 260 I tend to ignore reviews until I've at least Demo'd a game. Sometimes I discover why I loved/hated it, but more often than not I disagree either way with the reviewer. Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 04:18 PM (/5A+N) There have been a number of articles on other media recently about the goodies/deals that game journalists get from game companies, and ad-revenue threats as well. It's just become apparent that unless the reviewers aren't tied in with the industry, as almost all of them are, the reviews are useless. I only look at detailed user reviews, and even they often make no sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:21 PM (bxiXv)

259 Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 04:20 PM (zyaZ1)

I'm going to be on the road! 

I will need much video.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 12:21 PM (SsG4J)

260 I have to say, I never bought a game based on reviews, because the dudes in my local game stop are usually great when it comes to recommending games. Unless its a new release, they always seem to have played a game before I get to it and have recommended a slew of killer games just by knowing what I have played already.  They never stuck me with a dud.

Posted by: Berserker at April 22, 2012 12:21 PM (FMbng)

261 @262 Zakn Did my shopping and GTFO of Jita days ago. Won't see me anywhere close to that laggy hell hole on the day in question.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:23 PM (jaTaa)

262 261: I'd play MMO's more if the other players would stop buggin' me so much. Stay off the PvP servers and disable chat is the only way I can stand them.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:24 PM (/5A+N)

263 The last PC Game I bought based on a review was Black and White.  That game sucked donkey balls.  After that I never believed another damned review.


It was a damned expensive game too.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 12:24 PM (YdQQY)

264 You see, this is why I don't play multiplayer online games.

Every single experience is like Occupy Wall Street with weapons.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 04:17 PM (bxiXv)


I suppose, but the Goons are gonna need ships and ammo and guns...and people are going to need to replace the ships and equipment the Goons blast. Someone is going to have to sell those items, and I see no reason why I cannot be one of them!  I see it as a great capitalist opportunity for industrialist like me! Plus ninja salvaging all the yummy wrecks! And piggyback kills on CONCORD police actions!

Jita on the 28th is gonna be awesome!

Posted by: JimmyT at April 22, 2012 12:25 PM (blYjC)

265 Yes the TiDi will be epic. It already has 1000 dudes in it all the time. So lets dump in 2000 more that are actually flying.

Do you smell node crash? Cause thats what I smell.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 12:25 PM (zyaZ1)

266 @268 Thomas at April Don't play Eve then LOL. It's one giant server, no place is safe.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:27 PM (jaTaa)

267 242 New Thread or SMOD. Please.1

Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 04:03 PM (4yXmp




dagny, are you still here?  Do you ever go to Ree Drummond's Pioneer Woman blog?  I just went there and am starving after reading some of her recipes.  Her photography is also amazing, and she's got some fun jewelry, too.



One of these days, perhaps we'll get a Sunday afternoon recipe/fashion thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM48)

268 I get a better hook on a game from the forums (gamebanshee is the one I use most often) on gameplay than I ever have from a review. That reviewers might see some payola doesn't surprise me, but from my radio broadcasting experience, how they get away with it is beyond my ken.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:29 PM (/5A+N)

269 @271 JimmyT They'll already have stuff pre-stocked. They won't be buying and undocking. They'll have neutral alts in Orcas (probably) dumping ships into space at deep-safe spots. That way a -10 pod can warp to the cache, grab a new ship, and warp back to a gate to kill stuff. Now BNC'ing (piggy-back killing) onto Concord kills and looting will still be available.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:31 PM (jaTaa)

270 Diablo II was "awesome but boring." I hope D3 is better but it looks like "more of the same with cues from LOL," and I have zero interest in LOL. Yay. On the other hand, the general COD-ing and Farmvilling of all games could help me enormously. I don't need to spend time on games. The big concerns like EA and Activision are trying to monetize the Hell out of the games, which I guess I don't blame them for, but I won't participate. Somebody recorded a conference call at EA and put it up on YouTube of the CEO talking about selling ammo to players in the middle of an online game because they'll pay so as not to let down their online friends by running out of ammo. They want to cut you off mid-game to squeeze more bucks out of you. I'll be God Damned if I get bitch-slapped by a game company like that like some junkie begging for a fix. DLCs are no longer expansions, they're main game content sold separately. It's not about greed, it's about honesty. If you need to charge $80 for the game, charge $80. Inflation, we get it. Don't sell it for $50 and then sell integral stuff after.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:32 PM (bxiXv)

271 Ted Nugent pleads guilty to transporting an illegally killed black bear in Alabama.

What's the penalty for that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 12:33 PM (piMMO)

272 @275 JimmyT A smart man might have combat probes out and try to snag ships as the pods board them.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:33 PM (jaTaa)

273 V5: I assume you mean server farm in series. I don't know from experience, but EVE sounds like its pretty big.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:34 PM (/5A+N)

274 155 We can haz recipe thread? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2012 03:02 PM (UOM4 ----------- Hehe. I just made a pizza tonight. Here's the dough recipe I like the best! It's actually focaccia from an old Frugal Gourmet book. I just dump this in my bread machine (which has a Pizza Dough setting; 45mins) in this order. I bake the pizza on a pizza stone: 1 packet of yeast 1 cup tepid water (90degrees) 1T sugar 2T olive oil 1/4C canola oil 1/2t salt 2 3/4 c all purpose unbleached flour Pizza = great gaming food!

Posted by: mostly MMORPG's, now at April 22, 2012 12:36 PM (HOOye)

275 That reviewers might see some payola doesn't surprise me, but from my radio broadcasting experience, how they get away with it is beyond my ken. Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 04:29 PM (/5A+N) How does MSNBC donate a billion in in-kind contributions to the Democrats and get away with it? The millions game companies give to reviewers is peanuts compared to that. Luxury weekends in Japan with servants, free games and systems, luxury" conferences" and paid attendance at expos. Hell one of G4/IGN's employees was in ME3 for no other reason. It's not like she had any talent to speak of, the voice acting was terrible. Shockingly G4 and IGN stridently defended ME3 from users criticizing it. After all, it wasn't a game they were reviewing, they were *in* it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:37 PM (bxiXv)

276 What's the penalty for that?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 22, 2012 04:33 PM (piMMO)

-----------



All game violation penalties are horrendous.  I have heard of cases in GA where someone lost their boat, trailer, truck, and everything in it when caught illegally fishing with a net.  And that was in addition to the fines.

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 12:37 PM (YdQQY)

277 276: See my earlier comment about intimidating DLC lists. Can't blame capitalists for behaving like....well...capitalists, but I don't have to spend my hard earned e-bucks on 'em.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 12:37 PM (/5A+N)

278 >>>Ted Nugent pleads guilty to transporting an illegally killed black bear in Alabama. What's the penalty for that?

Death.

(unless he joins the NBPP, then nothing)

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 22, 2012 12:40 PM (PdLCG)

279 @275 Vat5

True, but right now, I am selling Tornados as fast as I can build them in Jita! And they are selling pretty quick.

Posted by: JimmyT at April 22, 2012 12:40 PM (blYjC)

280 There are ads up on the main page for geeks.com - surplus/used computers and stuff. I've bought from them for years, they aren't always the best prices or perfect service, but they're pretty good and decent return policy. That sounds like faint praise but for used technology, "pretty good" is actually high praise. Some of the deals (prices) are mediocre but some of them are great. Shop around.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:40 PM (bxiXv)

281
Nappy time.

P.S. -- If you want to read the best story Vonnegut ever wrote (I generally loathe him) click on my name link.

It's short and eerily prescient.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 22, 2012 12:41 PM (7+pP9)

282 >>>Ted Nugent pleads guilty to transporting an illegally killed **black** bear in Alabama.

Oh, and  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 22, 2012 12:41 PM (PdLCG)

283 I like to yo-yo.  When I yo-yo my favorite move is "walk-the-dog" and by "yo-yo" I mean dinner, by "move" I mean main course, and by "walk" I mean eat.

Posted by: Baraka at April 22, 2012 12:43 PM (WUWb9)

284 New thread up

Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2012 12:44 PM (YdQQY)

285 And if you want a game to spend a bazillion hours exploring space, fighting and/or building factories and selling things, X3. The learning curve is not shallow but not insane, the interface is a little complicated but not clunky or poorly done, the universe is huge and you can build factory complexes. Lots of mods to add ships / features. Not multiplayer/online, so if you tried Eve and didn't get into it because of that, X3 is pretty cool and often on sale - the next one will be out before too long (after Skyrim and ME3, I will always wait a while after a game comes out before even *looking* at it - Skyrim was more bug than game, and ME3 is the worst PR clusterfuck I've ever seen).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:45 PM (bxiXv)

286 @280 Thomas Eve is considered one giant "sandbox." It's all played on what they call a "single shard server." There are no separate PvP or PvE areas. Every place in Eve is accessible for every player. There are areas of "high security," "low security," and "null security" space. High security is the most safe place, but it's by no means secure, and these are all in the same sandbox. There is still a couple of separate servers just for the Chinese and testing, but for all intents and purposes Eve is one giant server where every player can interact with every other player.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:45 PM (jaTaa)

287 So far, I'm finding DIII a little disappointing.  I'll have to get into it a little farther to see if it lives up to standards or not.  It's kind of fun, though.

Cons - weird lag that results in quick death while all action is frozen on-screen.  Big no.  Trying a fix now.

Pros - ?  It's like DII?

The witch doctor is so offensively stereotypical, I wonder if there have been any complaints.  Not sure if I like her or not.

Also, I've been spoiled and want more customization of my characters. 

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 22, 2012 12:46 PM (NJpM7)

288 Sunday is a good "random interest thread" day - we could have Book, Gaming, Recipe, etc. threads spread through the day, even without much main content, and help fill those embarrassing spaces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:46 PM (bxiXv)

289 @286 JimmyT Damn you ... a fellow Tornado seller. LOL

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 12:48 PM (jaTaa)

290 Somewhere else on an internet: A D3 beta player was asked for a review. Said, "One sentence review: "It's good, but why did it take so long for this D2 expansion pack to come out?"" Obviously not an actual in-depth review, but a minor LOL.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:50 PM (bxiXv)

291 #244

I can just imagine the 'Please Stop Helping' messages flooding into the Governor's office.

Does this guy realize what he's said?

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 12:50 PM (kcfmt)

292 There have been a number of articles on other media recently about the goodies/deals that game journalists get from game companies, and ad-revenue threats as well.

It's just become apparent that unless the reviewers aren't tied in with the industry, as almost all of them are, the reviews are useless.

I only look at detailed user reviews, and even they often make no sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 04:21 PM (bxiXv)

 

I would have loved to have been at the PAX East Xplay panel.  And to get to ask a question.  I would have asked Adam Sessler how good the hookers were that EA supplied to him in order to get him to suck their dicks with his review and defense of the Mass Effect 3 ending.

Posted by: The Concept of Gravity at April 22, 2012 12:51 PM (GULKT)

293 /sock

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 12:52 PM (GULKT)

294 Buzzion did you hear that they announced right before the ME3 PAX panel that they would take no questions on the ending? Because they just announced the "more of the same" expanded ending no one asked for? I am kind of in awe at how much power someone must have had to fire all of the PR people and replace them with howler monkeys. Also at the falling stock prices. The real question we will probably never have an answer to: why?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 12:55 PM (bxiXv)

295 297 Somewhere else on an internet:

A D3 beta player was asked for a review.

Said, "One sentence review: "It's good, but why did it take so long for this D2 expansion pack to come out?""

Obviously not an actual in-depth review, but a minor LOL.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 04:50 PM (bxiXv)

Pretty accurate, if my recollection of D2 is correct.

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 22, 2012 12:56 PM (NJpM7)

296 As much as I love them, no game has addicted me like World of Tanks.  Free to play, teamwork rules when you can get it.  Since I started playing last year, I've started and stopped Skyrim, Mass Effect 2, Civ V (restart), Skyrim again, Dragon Age Origins.  Still playing World of Tanks.

Posted by: Ironmonger69 at April 22, 2012 12:57 PM (lVxcF)

297 301 Buzzion did you hear that they announced right before the ME3 PAX panel that they would take no questions on the ending? Because they just announced the "more of the same" expanded ending no one asked for?

I am kind of in awe at how much power someone must have had to fire all of the PR people and replace them with howler monkeys.

Also at the falling stock prices.

The real question we will probably never have an answer to: why?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 04:55 PM (bxiXv)

 

I'd have walked out.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 12:58 PM (GULKT)

298

whoa, the gaming thread exists!!!

when do we get to make fun of the consule dweebs?

 

by the way, my steam name is navycopjoe (go figure)

i'll be playing cod 3 in a little while if anyone need co-op stars

oh and

ALIENWARE MOFOs!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe crying because da cubbies suck as usual at April 22, 2012 01:00 PM (aeve0)

299 Pretty accurate, if my recollection of D2 is correct. Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 22, 2012 04:56 PM (NJpM7) I am actually having a hard time finding new games worth a peck. I guess I'll go back and play the old ones. I have updated versions of Baldur's Gate and Planescape: Torment running in high-res / widescreen with updated menus and bugfixes. The P:T one even has restored missing dialog.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 01:01 PM (bxiXv)

300 #234

fools-errand.com/

You can see all of Cliff Johnson's games there, including the sequel to Fool's Errand.

A big problem with putting Fool's Errand on anything but the early Mac it ran on is that the ultimate puzzle is based on a bug in the early versions of the Mac ROM. They had to essentially replicate the Mac environment to port it to other platforms. On something touch oriented it would need to change a fair bit.

One of Cliff's later games was done for my then employer, Cinemaware. We got in touch with him after Fool's Errand became known as the Mac Flu. Somebody would start playing the game after hours, and realize it was like 3 in the morning when they finally gave up for the night, knowing they would call in sick the next day. Cliff did the game entirely with public domain clip art after teaching himself PASCAL.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 01:03 PM (kcfmt)

301 Gotta go make eaty-eaty. I've been lurking at the HQ for 2-3 years. I'm honored to be welcomed so heartily. Thanks all.

Posted by: Thomas at April 22, 2012 01:06 PM (/5A+N)

302 305 whoa, the gaming thread exists!!! when do we get to make fun of the consule dweebs? Posted by: navycopjoe crying because da cubbies suck as usual at April 22, 2012 05:00 PM (aeve0) Oh, man, I forgot that. "Fucking console games are ruining the industry! Everything's dumbed down and the interfaces suck!" There. Actually I do hate what the console market has done to the PC market. Skyrim's UI was a fucking insult. ME3's "everything button."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 01:09 PM (bxiXv)

303 Do not forget that Witcher 2 enhanced has come out.  If you didn't play Witcher 2 before, get the enhanced edition.  I honestly never played it before, and an amazing game so far.  Also gotta love the humor.  You are hiding out from assasins underground.  So what do you do?  You decide to pork your girlfriend, whose sounds go are heard as muffled above ground, and they decide not to check it out further.  Hillarious scene.

Posted by: Kevin at April 22, 2012 01:15 PM (oa10y)

304 Yay!

Posted by: massideas at April 22, 2012 01:17 PM (qF3P2)

305 #309

It's like hearing a tapeworm complain about the way human behavior affects him.

It's all about the numbers. If PC game sales are a small fraction of console sales, the developers are going to do whatever they can to reduce the cost of ports. The alternative is dropping PC support entirely for many types of games.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 01:27 PM (kcfmt)

306 These new games are for pussies.

Posted by: Duke Nukem at April 22, 2012 01:30 PM (Tt6ky)

307 wow. this is so big and official that it is kind of intimidating. did i spelr that rite"

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 22, 2012 01:31 PM (RC3M9)

308

312  i agree but then us pc'ers will cry that we don't get the good games

 

also the difference is price in a way

how many people are willing to drop a small fortune for a top shelf system?

then again i have a M17r2 (soon to be r4) and a clevo 3d

Posted by: navycopjoe crying because da cubbies suck as usual at April 22, 2012 01:31 PM (aeve0)

309

313  and while im at it, the new duke nukem sucked

seriously

wtf, i waited all that time for that level of suck?

Posted by: navycopjoe crying because da cubbies suck as usual at April 22, 2012 01:32 PM (aeve0)

310

#310

Witcher 2 - the pride and joy of Poland. I heard their leader brought the Witcher games to Obama when he visited the US.

Posted by: bahabuddha at April 22, 2012 01:33 PM (1OZ/I)

311 Of the Steam games, the one I've played by far the most was Counter-strike. (There's a Counter strike 2 now, but I''m so cheap I still play the original.)  What, no mention of it in the original post?  If I'm not mistaken, it still holds the record for the most popular multiplayer first-person shooter in history.

You can find me on there as Secret Squirrel, if any of the moron horde happen to see me, feel free to drop me a line!

Posted by: Old School HQ Gamer and Longtime Lurker at April 22, 2012 01:34 PM (kMuGy)

312 Obama wouldn't like it.  There's sex with naked women in the game.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 01:34 PM (GULKT)

313

318  i would have guessed quake

 

oh, my first game played?  leisure suit larry the lounge lizard...on the 1988 med cruise on the forrestal

good times

Posted by: navycopjoe crying because da cubbies suck as usual at April 22, 2012 01:37 PM (aeve0)

314 #316

After almost 14 years it was pretty much guaranteed. What could they have possibly been sitting on all this time that would have justified the delays. I think the only reason they finally cobble something together and shipped it was death threats. Otherwise they could have kept gathering Vaporware Awards forever, until they retired the title to some lifetime achievement status.

How many other games can claim to have won multiple awards years before shipping?

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 01:39 PM (kcfmt)

315

i like to play MULE, by EA. the little boats go around, we bid on stuff, the music plays, but this is all so modern and big... did i use the word intimidating already today ...

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 22, 2012 01:48 PM (RC3M9)

316 because i am apio, i am,  in my other worlds of virtual, i must mention that strike force centauri was a fantastic hud game with a great story line, before my overwhelmingness at the popularity of this thread intimidates me.

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 22, 2012 01:51 PM (RC3M9)

317 The factory did make a 300W power supply for that model, BTW, so you can order one if they still make it, but you're still a little dodgy for new video cards, and you can't upgrade from there if you have problems.

I haven't been able to find a 300w for it and i'm guessing even if i did the cost wouldn't be worth it, they do list this card as being compatible with this model, but it doesn't seem like it would be much of an improvement, if any,  over the integrated - http://www.ebay.com/ctg/73850519?_imid=140710629006#

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 01:56 PM (HI6wa)

318 did i mention that this was a Ludum Dare weekend? awakening to a niffty thread on the bestest site, having forgotten the thread from last week (which made our little hearts beat fast, gollum, gollum) is a real pisser!!

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 22, 2012 02:00 PM (RC3M9)

319 I forgot to mention, every so often I need a break for the fast paced games and fire up Civ V again. 

My last achievement was a domination victory on Immortal.  Quite a cool game, since I had to take out one of my main rivals to get aluminum.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 22, 2012 02:17 PM (Why44)

320 I love the idea of having these threads. I will ask two questions here in hopes that someone will read it and give a speculative reply: 1) When do we get an updated version of Sanitarium? 2) When do we get an updated version of Dark Age of Camelot? Two of the best ... I need them again.

Posted by: Tonawanda at April 22, 2012 02:25 PM (iuHbc)

321 Let's see, I started playing wargames with Ogre, jumped into RPGs shortly thereafter, and spent many hours trying to navigate a maze of twisty passages, all alike. 

I stopped playing games on the computer about five years ago.  I'm still hostile about it.  Buying games, and then finding out the hard way that they weren't compatible with my hardware (despite meeting all the criteria under system requirements posted on the box) really torqued me off.  And of course, returning opened software is nigh impossible.

I have an XBox 360, but multiplayer doesn't really appeal to me.

My thoughts on the ME3 ending:
<spoilers, highlight to read>
It was well-established during the first two games that the Reapers controlled the direction of societies by introducing tech.  The Catalyst was obviously a trap, but one that Shepard--as established in the first two games--would really have no choice but embrace.  I can't help but think that the intended end was Shepard and Anderson sitting on the Citadel, bleeding out, and watching the world die.  Simple, beautiful, and tragic.
Of course, it would also have caused the bean-counters and executives to have an absolute cow.  Killing off valuable IP?  That just isn't done.  The screams of outrage from the business side must have been overwhelming.
I've chosen to just disbelieve the last ten minutes of kludge and dreck.  The game ends, everyone dies.

If you're interested, I could drop an occasional game review into the weekly thread as a comment.  [shrug]  My free time isn't predictable enough for me to make a commitment to do so regularly.  (Not to mention that I'd run through games I'm genuinely excited about relatively quickly, and have to start discussing ones that didn't really appeal to me.  That's no fun.)

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 02:38 PM (HPbj7)

322 Ports from PC to console are also problematic. 
Take Dragon Age: Origins.   I played the game on console, and hated it.  Then I started comparing it to Planescape:Torment and Baldur's Gate which I'd played on the PC and enjoyed.  By most metrics I could come up with, DA was at least as good, if not better.  It's just clearly meant to be played with a mouse.


My apologies for my thoughts of ME3 being in plainview.  I had the font color set to be hidden (or, at least, hard to read) but for some reason, it didn't take.

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 02:48 PM (HPbj7)

323 It's like hearing a tapeworm complain about the way human behavior affects him. Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 05:27 PM (kcfmt) And this is pretty much why gaming companies like EA get so much bad press. The customer is "like a tapeworm." Maybe someone who is competent at their job will decide to move into that industry. Probably not, let's be honest. Making an actual PC interface for Skyrim was not a monumental task, it wasn't Mount Olympus, it wasn't going to take ten men ten years to do it. They just didn't bother. They let the fan base fix their loose shit. As far as I can tell, they don't even have tech support (I never got a single solitary answer). They just farm QA, tech support and most bugfixes out to the audience. Oh, also, the PC market is bigger than consoles last year (by revenue) and this, so if they want to piss a market down their leg, why not the consoles?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 02:48 PM (bxiXv)

324

I used to buy games, the 50 buck ones for pee cees once a month.

I wanted a better job to buy a console ( still might buy an xbox due to kinect ) but I digress.

Since 1999 I only play 2 games on the computer. Both online

I play Asheron's Call, it is an mmorpg and I play chess, which when done right is also a role playing game

I play AC to be more social, more normal. I play chess to kill things :-)

 

Posted by: Kala_Bon at April 22, 2012 02:50 PM (ysWJ9)

325 As for EVE having Jita burn to the ground, it's a lot more complicated than just "oh, more hippy shit". It is, in fact, possibly the most non-hippy shit in the game. See, EVE was designed as an open sandbox. PVP is on all the time, you just get whacked after agressing in high-security systems like Jita. Deciding to do an attack in Jita is only supposed to be foolish. Something costly. Well, the game design allows it - if you are willing to take the hit to the wallet, the incursion into Empire space can actually happen in-game. Which means that by design, the devs have to allow it and ultimately pair that with an impact to canon. It is also a political (specifically game meta politics about only the game) move since the game company had implemented an actual democratically elected player body that regularly meets and is required to have access to content plans ahead of time. It's quite unusual, but each player rep actually in theory has a lot of pull. Usually they don't, though, but recently the council has made some quite important moves which have directly impacted the game development process in a substantial manner. They get to go to Iceland to schlub with the devs and, being Iceland, the devs tend to fill in the gaps in the day with pub crawls with the reps. During the last convention in Reykjavik, (where pub crawls were scheduled ahead of time and included in the programs like in prior years) the Mittani, the Chairman who also headed the Goons (The SA alliance/corp - long story there but for another time) who are a kind of improvisational comedy troupe armed with capital ships. Or, conversely, the scourge of the galaxy, a bunch of stupid nerds who are awful assholes, children, or the most cunningly created opponents "x" alliance ever died to, etc, ad infinitum. Suffice it to say they're a well organized group of forum-goers who have over the last six years prosecuted a war of revenge that had no equal. And they pissed on their (BoB) enemy's corpse and had a good laugh. Shortly after imploded and reformed because of hilarious drama. They're important and they like to laugh and fuck with things. They are also rich. And the Mittani, during a drunken rant that was on some q and a session, made some remarks about some guy talking about suicide. Queue the faux outrage, ass-covering, and real-life public relations by the dev corp ensuing and then drama. So Mittani's back on the 28th, and the whole Jita burn thing is to test the waters - see if the overbitchiness of CCP is gone a bit far. Jita burning is a bid for canonicity by the Goons. They'll have to write them into the official timeline, That is, if CCP isn't being officially a bit too quick to stamp down when there's a bunch of people complaining. See, CCP used to kind of brag about how they intend for people to be able to attack anyone and that complaining about getting ganked was missing the point of the game. The Goons are trying to see if that still holds true. If it does, they get to blow up billions of isk worth of hulls and surprising people in Jita with faces full of hot plasma - and they get immortalized in the in-game lore. If not, they have ammo against CCP cracking down on them from CCP's own game design articulated by CCP devs on multiple media. And they get drama to laugh about.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 02:50 PM (ux4hK)

326 <<Steam! I love love LOVE Steam.>>

Cannot agree. Pisses me the hell off. Steam still has bug issues that need to be addressed, and selling new releases for retail prices? Also B.S.

Posted by: Sgt. York at April 22, 2012 02:51 PM (xTSjS)

327 Well, Moldy, at least you did it on a dead thread, so less harm. People have come up with hundreds of pages of excuses as to why the end of ME3 didn't actually happen, which kind of proves how terrible it actually is, that a chunk of the fanbase is spending weeks retconning it out of existence without permission or direction from the company. And the PR response (or more accurately lack of response with occasional contradictory vague messages) has been horrific. They would have been far better off shutting off their phones for a month. They basically tossed a grenade into their forums and ran, the explosion is still expanding, if weakening.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 02:53 PM (bxiXv)

328 I don't really follow gaming news much anymore, so I imagine this was probably a big sore spot, but damn I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who was totally pissed off by the Skyrim interface. 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 02:55 PM (wTXhS)

329 Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 06:50 PM (ux4hK)

I think it's hysterical and I can't wait.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 02:57 PM (SsG4J)

330 I play AC to be more social, more normal. I play chess to kill things :-) Posted by: Kala_Bon at April 22, 2012 06:50 PM (ysWJ9) I beta-tested Asheron's Call. It was better than EQ (also beta), but the nerf/buff schedule was too quick and entirely driven by 12-year-old dick wavers at the time, so I dropped it when beta ended. I gave up on MMOs before WOW came out, but I occasionally play Cryptic MMOs (Champions, Star Trek Online) because A) They're Free, and B) They're not actually goo enough to get hooked on (I really can quit any time I want to, haven't looked at either in a month, only really played CO much last summer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 02:58 PM (bxiXv)

331 Also glad to see I'm not the only one who despises Steam.  Crashing my game to update it, system resource hog, and making it impossible to play the game if my internet won't connect.  Yeah, Steam is fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 03:00 PM (wTXhS)

332 So who are actual goons here? +1 here

Posted by: Kaitian at April 22, 2012 03:00 PM (et2m1)

333 Cannot agree. Pisses me the hell off. Steam still has bug issues that need to be addressed, and selling new releases for retail prices? Also B.S. Posted by: Sgt. York at April 22, 2012 06:51 PM (xTSjS) Steam suffers from being the "least lame" online market/DRM system for games. Which means they have little incentive to improve. It's not that intrusive as DRM goes, they *generally* respond to user demands (but are HORRIBLE about specific issues), but the interface is kind of weak, the bugs are rampant, and support takes forever to get back to you. I had a problem at the beginning of the gigantic summer sale two years ago (right after I got home from the hospital, so I could have used some new games), and they didn't fix it until after the sale was over, and I got effing nothing. I also had a download problem where it couldn't download two games at once, but it insisted on trying to, so it locked up 20 seconds after I loaded it every time. Took two weeks to fix that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:02 PM (bxiXv)

334 Also like to see someone else enjoyed Baldur's Gate.  For a game as old as it is, the modding community is fairly active and advanced.  I still enjoy cranking up BG and BGII from time to time.  Never tried P:T though.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 03:07 PM (wTXhS)

335 335 I don't really follow gaming news much anymore, so I imagine this was probably a big sore spot, but damn I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who was totally pissed off by the Skyrim interface. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 06:55 PM (wTXhS) You, me, and every left-hander who plays (lefties can't use WASD, Skyrim was functionally WASD-locked). I was one of the peeps on the Bethsoft forums who worked on reverse-engineering their compiled interface code to allow people to actually configure the f****** keys for the love of f****** God. Others did most of the work but I helped. Kind of like everything else that went wrong, someone else (other than Bethesda) did the work. The interface is still crap, BTW, even with keybinding hacks and SkyUI, because they used a semi-obsolete Flash menu design system that has limited hooks to the engine, requires people to have expensive software to modify, and just has some really bad ideas built into it. The biggest single problem with designing games for consoles is the vast majority of consoles do not have a *pointing* device. Thumbsticks are not for pointing, they're for moving. You move an arrow on a screen, left right up down, until it's kind of in the right place. This is a misunderstood but HUGE difference in human interface engineering, and it's a very basic behavior that, if missing, changes a *lot*. It's also one reason why the interface was so screwed up, it was designed for "tick-tick" movement navigating instead of pointing. One of the unstated reasons why the weights for everything is so high is to keep inventories small for players, because that's really hard to deal with using a controller. The control issues are probably the biggest source of the console vs. PC flamewars, any why "ports" are unpopular in both directions.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:10 PM (bxiXv)

336 333 Seriously, this is quite rare - Steam is incredibly stable. You might have an insecure account where someone is using your account or your machine has malware. Run Spybot Search and Destroy (should be on tucows.org) and run a full scan with your antivirus. (if you have no current antivirus, install Microsoft Security Essentials which is free from MS). Afterwards boot into safe mode and run a quick scan, reboot. You may need to close down Steam fully, go to your Steam directory (by default C:/Program Files/Steam) and delete clientregistry.blob and then restart Steam. If this does not resolve your problem - go to your Library, right-click on your program - select Properties then Local Files and click "Verify integrity of game cache" . Old versions of Steam had a problem with updating that clientregistry.blob file. When you delete it, it polls your account and populates it's list correctly. To go into offline mode, call up Steam and in the upper right hand corner, click on the first dropdown "Steam" and select "Go Offline". Done.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 03:12 PM (ux4hK)

337

Doh!

I think I was supposed to be 4th (5th?) to help out on this, but Ace emailed we during Turkey season.  Do you know how hard it is to get cell service out in the middle of freaken nowhere? Seriously, no where. 160 Acres of awesome woodland, surrounded by 320 acres of a "Conservation area" (it's land donated to the State conservation department to create a gigantic huting/fishing area.) Surrounded by..erg...thousands of acres (almost 50k) of National Forest.

The nearest gas station is 30 minutes away. Yeah.  In any case, good thread, I think you managed to hit pretty much everything needed to start a good 'ol fashion gamer discussion war.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 03:13 PM (SYrwI)

338 341 Also like to see someone else enjoyed Baldur's Gate. For a game as old as it is, the modding community is fairly active and advanced. I still enjoy cranking up BG and BGII from time to time. Never tried P:T though. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 07:07 PM (wTXhS) Planescape was freakin' awesome. Same engine as BG, it was a little narrower in scope but not really a shorter game. Less locations, just as many things going on. I would rate it a *little* higher than BG. Definitely worth getting. Look into bugfixes / mods / graphics hacks. The *style* is totally different, though, some people thought the music / FX were annoying, the music was less classical and more discordant, for example. And it was a little on the gross side for the time it was made, having a lot to do with death and the undead. If you're not a D&D nut you probably won't know about the setting - it starts in Sigil, which is sort of a trans-dimensional city in the D&D universe. There are "gateways" to travel through planes in various places in the city, and people end up stuck there after having accidentally traveled there from other places.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:15 PM (bxiXv)

339 Mero - when that happens, select a different server cloud under Settings, - Download & Cloud. Change the region to whatever cloud has less of a load. Sometimes the US server cloud has high demand due to some bigass game release. When that happens, I hit someplace that hasn't a huge demand at the time like Peru. Usually get screaming dl speeds too.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 03:17 PM (ux4hK)

340 To go into offline mode, call up Steam and in the upper right hand corner, click on the first dropdown "Steam" and select "Go Offline". Done. Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 07:12 PM (ux4hK) 1) You have to "save" your password and login automatically for offline mode to work. Some people don't do this for security reasons. 2) I was never able to go offline even with the password saved, from opening (I joined Steam with the install of HL2 on release) until an update they did last year. Their Techs were never able to do anything, it just started working after that update.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:24 PM (bxiXv)

341 346 Mero - when that happens, select a different server cloud under Settings, - Download & Cloud. Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 22, 2012 07:17 PM (ux4hK) If you're referring to the "two week freeze," I couldn't change anything. Steam would lock up after I started it, no menus, no nothing. I even reinstalled, it picked up the new games, started downloading, boom. I finally found a way to hack all but one of the games as "do not download" and was able to set them one at a time. It wasn't server speed, the *client* locked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:27 PM (bxiXv)

342 341 Also like to see someone else enjoyed Baldur's Gate. For a game as old as it is, the modding community is fairly active and advanced. I still enjoy cranking up BG and BGII from time to time. Never tried P:T though.

I  encourage you to so. 
There isn't a character with the cheesy goodness to compare with Minsc, but it's probably a better story.  It's a lot more about investigation than BG was. (The underlying mystery is the history of your amnesiac character, very Azure Bands, I know.  But it works.)  You'll die a lot, but it's not nearly as extreme as BG.  (I don't see how a few of *those* battles were possible to beat without using cheat codes.)  I don't recall there being a huge difference in gameplay, aside from your character's unique quirks, anyway.  (But it's admittedly been several years.)

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 03:35 PM (HPbj7)

343 I am sorry, but Steam is NOT incredibly stable. I have Steam on about 8 machines here at home, and it acts up in interesting and different ways on every one of them. Steam is a steaming pile of crap, but unfortunately, it is the only way to play Skyrim or Fallout, so I am stuck with it.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet[/i] at April 22, 2012 03:39 PM (UtoLw)

344 StarCraft 1.0 anyone?

Posted by: sonnyspats at April 22, 2012 03:39 PM (bo11P)

345 OK, I know darn well I had the post I was responding to italicized. 

I take it I have to hard-code the commands, rather than highlight and click the appropriate button? 
(Even though that makes them display correctly before hitting post.)

<i> test </i>
<color=white> test </color>

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 03:46 PM (HPbj7)

346 Or not.

There's a trick here.  And I'm going to feel stupid when someone explains it to me.

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 03:47 PM (HPbj7)

347 Moldy, the HTML got partly shut off after a troll tried to break the blog with it. Try [ s ] strike, [ i ], etc. Without the extra spaces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:53 PM (bxiXv)

348

UBB (BBC) whatever code is used here.  It's [] not <>. (Also I don't think underline, color or the like work.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 03:53 PM (SYrwI)

349 Trying to help someone on the phone rehabbing a GTX260. Effing thermal paste, people. That tape is worse than useless. I have "fixed" multiple devices just replacing cheap-ass thermal tape with shims and paste. Shit doesn't last.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 03:54 PM (bxiXv)

350 @66, 73, 74: I taught my sons to play Tactics II (still have it) and Stratego, along with tabletop "horse & musket" miniatures using rules based on Joseph Morschauser's classic book. We'll get some games in this summer -- I made "Imagi-Nations" armies for them one Christmas, using mostly Crimean-era 1/72 scale plastics I picked up for a song at a convention. I still have my old Chaosium RuneQuest RPG stuff from college, and they're getting interested in trying that. We also play stuff like Bas-Ket (the basketball game with the spring launchers and the ping-pong ball) and Strat-O-Matic Pro Football and Pro Hockey.

I like miniatures best of all, but I still enjoy map & counter games and on the computer I'm messing with Il2 4.10 and various mods that tax my HP laptop a little. :-) I also found an open-source, community-developed modern naval simulation (think Harpoon) called Global Conflict Blue. It's promising, and has a nice little community.

Posted by: Ken at April 22, 2012 04:05 PM (7yb9x)

351 Thank you.
test

Posted by: MoldyMaltQuaffer at April 22, 2012 04:09 PM (HPbj7)

352 Moldy, only bold italics strikethrough and underline work! 

You can do links in your sig.

We run a lean mean fightin machine here...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 04:12 PM (SsG4J)

353 Mount and Blade, and its newest iteration, Warband. Tons of mods, and absolute blast to play, huge battles if your rig can handle it. I helped on the mod Prophesy of Pendor for the original game, its very challenging  but great fun.Eagle and Radiant Cross mod...pseudo-Vikings vs. Spanish Conquistadores vs. 19th century quasi-German Uhlans and their dippy Kaiser vs. a kind of medieval Turkish faction vs. a  medieval combo Polish-Lithuanian Lancer faction. Join a faction and beat the crap out of all the others. Viva Espana.

Rome Total War, tons of mods, some strictly historical and some fantasy. I'm playing and loving the Amazon:Total War mod right now, a female horse archer faction that hates the Greeks and Romans. Its very satisfying to give all those tough guy Spartans and Praetorian guards an arrow shirt and toying with them like a cat and mouse. They're (Amazons) a bit challenging to control because of their speed and darting around, but stone cold killers when you get the hang of them.You will learn to hate Egypt and their "All your base belong to us" arrogance.Lots of Monty Python references, "What did the Romans ever do for us?"

Posted by: JHW at April 22, 2012 04:13 PM (Em/DQ)

354 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2012 04:16 PM (7W3wI)

355 True dat.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 04:38 PM (bxiXv)

356 By all of Mero's comments you'd think i'd be trolling with all the Steam stuff. Outside of the first two weeks when it came out with HL2 I have had zero problems.

It is very effective extracting money from me when I am using it. I love the friends list, the ability to see what everyone's up to. Oh this dude is playing tf2? Join him. Playing L4D2? Shoot him a message and see if there's room in his group.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 04:39 PM (zyaZ1)

357 Some free 5-12 year old games.

MegaGlest - RTS: check glest.org

MechCommander Gold - 2.5D isometric: check wikia gaming.

ARX Libertatis - Thief-like RPG: google ARX Libertatis.org

Haven and Hearth - survival/pvp 2.5D isometric: google haven and hearth.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 04:52 PM (h6XiD)

358

@ 343 thanks, but it's not a malware/virus issue.  I run all that protection/scanware you mentioned and then some.  As for the other suggestions, it's a new version of Steam.  Tried the work offline options after some of these types of fixes and it just didn't work. 

 

The bottom line is that this sort of shit shouldn't happen when I get a game retail and it shouldn't require jumping through hoops to play or needlessly hogging resources or crashing games.  Steam is a Steaming pile of crap and I truly have no desire to do even the remotest amount of digging around just to crank up a game and keep it working because of a third party program's inability to get its act together.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 05:00 PM (wTXhS)

359

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 08:52 PM (h6XiD)

 

Don't forgot the original marathon is running free out there somewhere! (I think it's on Bungie's site.) (And legitmately free, not "Abandonware" free which isn't even a real thing.)

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 08:39 PM (zyaZ1)

Perhaps true, but I cannot for the life of me get over the fact that to push Valve's system they basically abandonded support of games on the consoles.  Sure they'll release them, but updates are nonexistant.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 05:00 PM (22rSN)

360 Oh, the Total War series - freakin' love it!! 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 22, 2012 05:01 PM (wTXhS)

361 @339 Kaitian I know there are a couple Goons here (I'm not). A few years a go I lived in Washington DC and drove to Richmond for a Moron-Meet. A local guy and fellow moron, road down and back with me. During the trip I found out he played Eve as well and that he was, in fact, a Goon. At the time I was either with Heretic Army/Heretic Nation or was flying with The Star Fraction. Currently I'm with Rote Kapelle-Stimulus ... having just left Veto.

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 05:01 PM (jaTaa)

362 Heh, get a new router, change your hash apparently. I guess it's tied to IP address (I was guessing something more static like MACs)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 05:02 PM (22rSN)

363 "road down" = "rode down" --- sorry for typos. *sheepish grin*

Posted by: V5 at April 22, 2012 05:02 PM (jaTaa)

364 I really enjoy playing 2.5d isometric games, although i'm not exactly sure why.  Suggestions for 2d iso games other than star craft and other major/mega titles are welcomed.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 05:17 PM (h6XiD)

365 Sorry I missed the geekfest. I'm currently on hiatis from Eve. I'd joined a mega alliance (White Noise), and it sucked ass. For one, it was run by idiot Russians; there's a buttload of them and can launch hundred of idiots, so it's hard to mess with that much DPS, but it is fucking boring as shit. And, my "squad leader" warped us into a 100 ship mob my first out (goodbye Machariel). I have one toon running in SWTOR up to lvl 43 bounty hunter now. There are a few bugs not worth mentioning, with good gameplay, storyline, and PVP rocks.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 22, 2012 05:19 PM (mxnUd)

366

341

Look for the enhanced edition of BG launching soon.  They are keeping the same game, just updating the graphics I hear.  goto baldursgate.com to check it out.

Posted by: Kevin at April 22, 2012 05:23 PM (oa10y)

367 Holy shit a White Noise dude! I was thinking of ya'll during burn Tenal. We were fucking huge dicks compared to what we did against Raiden. There was real :effort: in plinking station services and rapecageing during Branch.

Posted by: Zakn at April 22, 2012 05:23 PM (zyaZ1)

368 371 I really enjoy playing 2.5d isometric games, although i'm not exactly sure why. Suggestions for 2d iso games other than star craft and other major/mega titles are welcomed. Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 09:17 PM (h6XiD) What *genre*. You mentioned Starcraft which is RTS (real time strategy). There are other strategy games like Sol Survivor that are similar. There are also the Command & Conquer games, the earlier ones are considered better but I never got into them. There are also iso RPGs like Neverwinter Nights (though you can play that FP, most people don't know) or the classic Baldur's Gate / Planescape etc games, or Ultima games, 7-8 hold up pretty well (though fanboys hate . YouTube game videos are not a bad way to get a feel for how a game plays, though obviously they don't tell you everything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 05:28 PM (bxiXv)

369 I understood very little of what I just read. ...and I thought I was a moron geek. Y'all win hands down.

Posted by: dogfish at April 22, 2012 05:36 PM (N2yhW)

370 #330

It isn't like it had no cost attached. It is somebody's job to look at a list of suggested changes or special feature for a platform and decide if they cost more than they earn. They looked at it and said, all versions identical or they don't happen.

The PC market and the PC gaming market are two different things. Further, when you break down by genre, there are types of games where the PC world barely exists, and vice versa. There are a bunch of successful PC games that never see consoles because nobody believes there will be sufficient audience to make it worth the investment.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 05:56 PM (kcfmt)

371 Sure, RTS is something I find enjoyable. Sol Survivor looks pretty cool, thanks.



RE: MMO's therepopulation. com is currently in alpha2 testing but it already looks to be an interesting civ sim/pvp conquest game worth following.

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 06:05 PM (h6XiD)

372 377 #330

It isn't like it had no cost attached. It is somebody's job to look at a list of suggested changes or special feature for a platform and decide if they cost more than they earn. They looked at it and said, all versions identical or they don't happen.

The PC market and the PC gaming market are two different things. Further, when you break down by genre, there are types of games where the PC world barely exists, and vice versa. There are a bunch of successful PC games that never see consoles because nobody believes there will be sufficient audience to make it worth the investment.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 09:56 PM (kcfmt)

 

You know I could almost buy that.  But when it comes to Bethesda, I really don't think they give a shit how a game is when its released.  They set a release date early in the development and it its a completely unstable pile of crap they'll still release it.  To not even have some of the most basic features like allowing you to customize your key bindings?  That's just pathetic.  Especially when companies like Rocksteady and Ubisoft will delay the release of the games on PC by several months to make sure they work on the PC.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 06:05 PM (GULKT)

373 It isn't like it had no cost attached. It is somebody's job to look at a list of suggested changes or special feature for a platform and decide if they cost more than they earn. They looked at it and said, all versions identical or they don't happen. Of course there's a cost attached. Lost sales because I don't have the time to fix amateurish crap for *months*. The PC market and the PC gaming market are two different things. I was talking about the gaming market. People forget it spikes when new consoles come out and drops down after, so they scream "OMG consoles win" when a new one comes out, and then the sales drop because less money is spent after a year or two. Besides, it's not like I'm talking about a new engine, I'm talking about an interface template. The fans fixed most of it in their spare time, doing it right the first time would have been even faster. Simply unlocking the reserved keys would have taken about 3 minutes on the dev end and would have saved fans hours and hours of digging through files and testing, and would have solved about half the interface problems. I also don't think getting the selection frames to match onscreen text for lists would have broken the freaking bank, either. Fixing the selections so it selected what you clicked on rather than some other random thing is harder, but the only reason the fans haven't fixed that is apparently it's hard-coded in the engine and someone is trying to rewrite the *entire* interface to fix that. Not Bethesda, of course, they don't care. I honestly think the entire gaming industry has demoted Quality to like "Job 14 or 15 or whenever they get around to it." Every recent release I've played has embarrassing bugs in it, though not every game has game-breakers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 06:06 PM (bxiXv)

374 To not even have some of the most basic features likeallowing you to customize your key bindings? Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:05 PM (GULKT) When I got the demo for ME3, first thing I did was rebind the keys. Except when I tried to rebind the "everything button," the key was reserved and wouldn't bind. For no apparent reason. As you know, it kind of went downhill from there. The Everything Button was probably the most frequent PITA in that game. I have a friend who plays the MP and he's always yelling "MAGNETIC WALLS" or "GET AWAY FROM THE WALLS!" At least the command keys didn't change into other keys whenever they felt like it, like Assassin's Creed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 06:14 PM (bxiXv)

375 YouTube. The Repopulation Nation Gameplay Footage - Pre-Alpha

Posted by: 13times at April 22, 2012 06:15 PM (h6XiD)

376 What, 382 comments and no one has mentioned Plants vs. Zombies!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at April 22, 2012 06:45 PM (plhyL)

377 #380

The charts can be very deceptive.

The Nintendo Wii fell off a cliff. That is almost the entire dip in console revenue. New hardware sales decline but when software dips heavily, that is where the real hurt happens. Nintendo had one of its worst years in it's video game history.

Comparing PC to consoles involves a false assumption: That the PC represents a single platform. In real life, the PC represents a zillion platforms with some stuff in common, like some sort of x86 processor. (Yeah, that really narrows it down!) A console with an installed base of ten million units means ten million units identical to a fairly low level, allowing for lots of optimization and a fairly narrow testing matrix. (Back in the day, machines like the Amiga filled the same role in terms of the meaningful variable being a very short list. One chipset change that had to be tested against didn't happen until the third major revision and many companies ignored it after a while because the earlier machines represented such a small portion of the installed base and the resulting issue was solely aesthetic.)

The PC market is all over the map. The list of variables that must be contended with for game testing is huge and a far higher cost than consoles. In fact, it is simply impossible to fully test a complex PC game. It's gotten pretty damn hard to do it on consoles.

Look at the big negatives of consoles for publishers. Royalty costs, having an outside company in charge of media production, having an outside entity hold the right to refuse your game's very existence on the platform. So why do they put up with that? Because the chances of making money on a well managed and narrowly defined platform is so much greater and simpler than in the alternative.

The PC version may have a lower price tag but for the publisher represents a higher cost per sale due to what is required to get a semi-finished product in the market. But it is an open platform, so the appeal will always be there for those new to the business or pursuing a concept that needs to start small and build an audience. Doing that on consoles is not impossible but so much more difficult as to make it questionable. Even for a big company, some types of games are considered a dead loss on consoles. Sometimes they'll a simpler version with faster play, like Civilization Revolutions but in general, if you want certain kinds of stuff, you go PC.

Patching of PC games is hardly new. People were complaining about it when dial-up was the rule and it could actually cost you money to get connected long enough for a large patch to download. (Remember downloading newsgroups in batches and reading them offline to minimize connect time with your ISP?) I'd suggest it is the increased overlap with consoles that have heightened the complaints. When there was a large gulf separating the two there was little option to reduce cost by applying a single design across the board.

One reason the Nintendo DS is such a money machine is that it gets a version of nearly all of the major franchises but it is such a different platform that it is almost always a unique game tied into the brand which might still sell a copy to someone who played the 'big' version on a console. The DS also moves remarkable amounts of stuff you couldn't sell almost anywhere else in big numbers, so no accounting for taste.


Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 06:53 PM (kcfmt)

378 Another thing. What you think of as simple can be a nightmare for the publisher and make them regret not having the item locked down.

For most of its existence, I was the guy answering calls and letters at Cinemaware. Every time a new featured was offered a bunch of customers who thought it applied them and were wrong would pop up. That was just one issue.

For example, there was a hack to add more RAM to the Amiga 1000 without buying an expensive sidecar device. It involved stacking chips and had to be made active by running a bit of code before the memory became visible to the system.

When it became fairly common for the second generation Amigas to have a MB or more of RAM we started putting a cache function in the games to preload stuff off the floppies. It made getting into the game slow but made for a better experience once it started. Since these games were designed to boot from their floppies, they didn't know about the extra memory in those machines with the stacking hack.

Consequently, a certain amount of my time was then taken up in telling those owners of hack A1000s that they weren't going to see any caching from our games or the vast majority of multi-floppy games out there.

That was just one little item. The list stretched out endlessly over time and each platform had its own list.

When the NES and Turbo-Grafx came out and we started doing ports to console the difference was huge in terms of the reduced hassle. And all of this was for little tiny games shipped on floppies. (And some very early CD-ROMs.) The amount of cost that could be incurred after the sale was not a trivial matter and support of extended features and user options played a direct role in how complicated supporting a game could get. On the PC there were so many things beyond our control. A major video card maker turns out to do EGA just a little differently than everybody else but doesn't put a big "WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT" on the box or in their documentation. Do they get the angry phone calls? Nope, we did. No easy way to ship a patch back then, so I got to spend a lot of time processing disk exchanges instead of testing newer products.

It all adds up.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 07:14 PM (kcfmt)

379

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 11:14 PM (kcfmt)

 

Hey look, most of what you're talking about most gamers get.  We know that for the PC they have compatibilty issues for probably hundreds or even thousands of systems variations and on release some aren't going to work, and patches will be needed.  But there are some companies out there like Bethesda where if those were the only patching issues for their PC games it would be a god damned miracle. 

 

Bioware, Blizzard, Rocksteady, Sega (owns Total War now),  I've played multiple games by these companies and none of them have a perfect bug free game out there with no chance of issues coming up and no need to pathc.  But when it comes to Bethesda games, I'd better be pressing the quicksave button every 15 minutes or I'm gonna be fucked.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 07:35 PM (GULKT)

380 #386

A simpler answer is not to be in a rush to buy the hot new item. Some people enjoy that kind of abuse but I feel no need to be among them. I can understand it among the younger gamers. It's a peer group thing for them. They need to see the big new movie, play the big new game, know the big new song. It's why Hollywood loves the young. But after a certain  age you shouldn't be in that trap anymore.

And I meet people quite often whose idea of what getting a decent product shipped involves is rooted in fantasy. The single best way I know of to cure a gaming addict is to make them a playtester. You will never want to see that game again in your whole life and may lose interest in everybody else's products as well.

It's like the kid who thinks it would be great to have his own comic book shop, not realizing what a miserable business it is if you need to make a living at it. Kevin Smith got rich first, then opened his shop as an indulgence.

Seem to me a heck of a lot of Mass Effect fans would trade some killer bugs with workarounds for an ending to their liking right now. No patch is ever going to fix their memories.

Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 07:53 PM (kcfmt)

381 Steam - guys, really, you have that many problems with it? For me it's been the greatest thing to happen to PC gaming in the last 5 years. It's because of Steam that every game is now available via download. Every publisher has now realized that digital distribution is the way to go, and they have responded with their own proprietary services. Steam has great community features - you can manage friends, see who is playing what, track your own play time, and (this is huge) chat with anyone by just clicking a button. I can't even figure out how much time I've wasted over the years trying to get disparate friends all hooked up and talking together to play one stupid game. Steam makes it seamless. Plus - the sales! Steam gathers tons of data and publishers have realized that the more they discount their game the more revenue they make. My gaming inventory has exploded under Steam, for much less than I used to spend for several new releases. Plus, I haven't had to put a CD or DVD into my computer to play a game in years. Oh, and the Steam Cloud. I can play a game now (on a trip on my laptop), and when I get home my progress will be saved on my PC at home. Bliss!

Posted by: pilot141 at April 22, 2012 08:08 PM (XkGtb)

382 My 17 year old son has been playing Diablo 3 Beta for the last couple of months and cannot get enough of it-- we have a higher end rig and it looks and plays absolutely gorgeously... release date May 15th-- if you want a fun and laid back (no reflex point and click) game, try "Unity of Command"-- Germans and Ruskies on the Eastern Front-- i've been having a ball with that game!-- and it's only like 30 bucks on a download-- can't wait for Halo 4

Posted by: tomc at April 22, 2012 08:47 PM (avEuh)

383 385 Another thing. What you think of as simple can be a nightmare for the publisher and make them regret not having the item locked down. For most of its existence, I was the guy answering calls and letters at Cinemaware. Every time a new featured was offered a bunch of customers who thought it applied them and were wrong would pop up. That was just one issue. Posted by: epobirs at April 22, 2012 11:14 PM (kcfmt) That's called "changing the subject." If anyone calls to complain because menus *work properly*, they're mentally ill. If you break your game by allowing people to bind their keys, you've done something horribly wrong out the door. I'm not talking about replacing everybody's head or anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 09:39 PM (bxiXv)

384 388 Steam - guys, really, you have that many problems with it? Posted by: pilot141 at April 23, 2012 12:08 AM (XkGtb) No, we're all lying for no reason. In fact, I'm an energy being from an alien planet who trolls Earth websites because, seriously, do you know how boring it is to be pure energy? /sarc /SARC /SARC, DAMMIT!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2012 09:40 PM (bxiXv)

385 Well, I guess the people I deal with on Steam are the ones who don't have any problems with it. Plus my one friend who is the absolute worst computer curse ever can actually get into games with me, so it leads me to think that Steam is more user friendly than the alternatives. But you should definitely use your alien energy powers to clean up your Steam profile! Shit, just get all the games and then play what you want!

Posted by: pilot141 at April 22, 2012 09:52 PM (XkGtb)

386 What, no Farmville?


/runs away
//got crops to harvest

Posted by: Beth at April 23, 2012 05:02 AM (kBxk7)

387 I'm liking Star Wars: the Old Republic (SWTOR), too. I'm on Canderous Ordo. What servers are you guys on?

Posted by: NYCcon at April 23, 2012 10:13 AM (jLXdE)

388 Hands down best shooter - period - and its free to play!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISXcw-eduo

Posted by: Foz at April 23, 2012 11:01 AM (CPpAm)

389 I read about EVE here a few days ago. I got a buddy pass from a youtube poster and now have been playing for six days. I don't know how I missed this great game before, I feel shamed.

Posted by: Gassernorm at April 23, 2012 03:35 PM (dO6S/)

390 Hey, I`m late to post, but i am a long time moron that has been making video games for 20 years for a total of 26 games that I have worked on, Including Quake, Star Wars Battlefront, Assassins Creed 3, etc...  I could tell you plenty about game development, the history of games, and the inside scoop on whats happening now, and what will happen. Just thought i`d throw that out there....

Posted by: Percopius at April 24, 2012 12:20 PM (rrs4u)

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