April 13, 2014
— Gang of Gaming Morons!

Famous artist and game designer, Python Anghelo passed away on the 9th.
Of all the games to pick as being your personal THE GAME to get into being a gamer, mine is oddly Joust. Loved the art and just the general amount of fun that game produced between me and my family.
what can you say, this is a good troll from one of the creators of Cards Against Humanity. Read the "site" PWNMeal
• Ubisoft and Nvidia showing off the PC release of Watch_Dogs
• On one hand, it's Harmonix but on the other it's a F2P endless runner....ugh.
• Also at Pax East, Capybara has been showing off their upcoming Below game. It looks good
• Not only did Firaxas announce that we're getting a new Civilization game, it's Space flavored. Gamespot did a big ol writeup on it. I'm excited
• Well, you have PAX and PAX EAST and starting next year, you have PAX South in San Antonio.
• Finally showing off some dogfighting in the upcoming Star Citizen
• Cryptic finally announced the start date for Season 9 of Star Trek Online. It's on on the 22nd.
• Good attach rate for Infamous Second Son as it racked up a million sales in just over a week.
• So Unreal Engine 4 is coming to the Windows Phone and Windows RT but still not coming to the Wii U.
• As much as I hated Bastion (so damn boring), it's nice to see that SuperGiant's upcoming Transistor is being released next month on the PC and PS4 on May 20th.
• Another year, another cutdown Magic The Gathering game for people who don't want to smell sweaty ass in real life or giving the password for your credit cards to Wizards of The Coast. Interesting they didn't announce it for the PS3 or PS4
• Be nice if Disney Infinity would you know, touch more on the traditional Disney properties but the next game looks to be Marvel focused. Considering I'm expecting next year to be Star Wars focused, we probably won't see the original stuff till 2016 at the earliest :/
• My initial reaction was NOOOO!! But after thinking of it, I'm okay with Bruce Lee being in the upcoming UFC game. I'm curious in who they had doing the Jeet Kune Do mocap.
• Not really gaming related but Microsoft announced a few new tv projects they're working on.
Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars (3DS & Vita) - There is a demo up for both platforms if this makes you curious. Personally, I dug the demo on the Vita so I'll probably be buying this in the near future. This is basically Eugenics: The Videogame (I wish they stole the first game's subtitle for this one "Please Have My Child"). You do some "classmating" with girls and create offspring and treat them like Pokemon like meatshields in this JRPG. #Japan
Out of The Park 15 (PC, Linux, Mac & IOS) - I'm totally cheating on this one as it's only being released on Friday for people who have pre-ordered it but I don't care, I really can't wait for this new entry, it now has 3D stadiums. I'm a Brewers fan and this is the only way I can watch them not being a pile of crap. Anyways, do you like number crunching and staring at menus? Well, this is the game for you as you get to run the front office and manager of a Baseball club. Now, this isn't a liscensed game so you do have to hit up the day one custom files to get it up and running properly with real logos but it's worth it. People seem to think Football Manager is the best management sim series around and to those people I ask if they've played Out of The Park as this craps on it from great heights. You have no idea on how many hours I've spent on this game. Buy it here for $40. I'd post a video but no one has released anything of the new version yet
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (PS4) - The PS4 release of this MMO finally comes out. It's a free upgrade if you've been playing it on the PS3 (or know someone who has and can log you into it and then you can go to the website to upgrade) or it's $40 with a month of time. I'm curious in how well this game will travel on Vita with remote play.
Yomi (iOS) - The mobile adaptation of the boardgame is finally here. It's a fighting game based around rock-paper-scissors with a few wrinkles to add a bit of depth. This is a boardgame that I've always wanted to buy but could never stomach dropping the $100 for it and though you can try out the online version for free on their website, I couldn't get into it. It will be interesting in seeing how another premium boardgame does sales wise. For iOS, $9.99 for the original 10 characters and another $9.99 for the expansion characters is a bit steep.
Trials Fusion (PC, PS4, Xbox One & 360) - I can't say I was a big fan of the last one, Evolution as I found it a bit too easy but I have my fingures crossed that this one is more to my liking. The concept is really easy to grasp: you're on a dirt bike going through timed obstical courses while being very careful with the position of your body so you don't wipe doing wheelies or endos. It's simple, it has a ton of content and the series is typically hard so you don't run through it all in one or two sittings. This is more interesting in that while you can buy the regular game digitally for $20, the physical release wil run you $40 as it includes the season pass. There are supposed to be 6 or so content packs in addition in what ever people make in the track editors. And though I may not have been a big fan of Evolution, it did introduce multiplayer which was a lot of fun and this contues with that. Throw in an actual trick system and I'm game
Wargame: Red Dragon (PC) - Eugen Systems, I really like this series but please quit pumping out so many full priced stand alone expansion packs, Airland Battle isn't even a year old. That being said if you're interested, what you will get is a killer but sadly slept on RTS with a great multiplayer community.
That's it,
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Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:15 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 11:15 AM (r/e1Q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 11:16 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: pilot141 at April 13, 2014 11:18 AM (nPwzA)
Posted by: Wizard at April 13, 2014 11:20 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: pilot141 at April 13, 2014 03:18 PM (nPwzA)
you're in luck then with Jeff Minter remaking that game for the last 30 years
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:20 AM (bStrg)
The first was Heroes of Might and Magic. The second was civilization 1 through 3.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 11:21 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 11:22 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2014 03:21 PM (T2V/1)
could always try the Kings Bounty games if you want some Heroes of Might and Magic. As for Civ, you missed the best entry in the series with Civ IV: Beyond The Sword
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:25 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: pilot141 at April 13, 2014 11:25 AM (nPwzA)
Posted by: Mikey at April 13, 2014 11:27 AM (Uo535)
Posted by: navycopjoe's wife at April 13, 2014 11:28 AM (krmE0)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 13, 2014 11:28 AM (ClWQc)
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:28 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: navycopjoe's wife at April 13, 2014 11:29 AM (krmE0)
spent a fortune figuring out all the damn moves
Posted by: navycopjoe's wife at April 13, 2014 03:29 PM (krmE0)
Available on Steam.
Posted by: buzzion at April 13, 2014 11:31 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Mikey at April 13, 2014 11:31 AM (Uo535)
Posted by: navycopjoe's wife at April 13, 2014 03:28 PM (krmE0)
cost you a decent penny for a real Joust cabinet
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:31 AM (bStrg)
If you have, what did you do? Is it killable? I know the one in Labyrinthian can be killed, but this gfy ... Well, I finally satstagedd out, but if it happens again, I'd rather just defeat it as I should.
Posted by: Empire1 at April 13, 2014 11:32 AM (RIxfX)
Posted by: Mikey at April 13, 2014 11:33 AM (Uo535)
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 03:25 PM (bStrg)
Didn't miss it I bought it. Just didn't like it. They changed the emphasis from game play to fancy graphics which bogged the shit out of my computer.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 11:33 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 11:35 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 11:36 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 11:38 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:38 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: The Fool at April 13, 2014 11:39 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:42 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: The Fool at April 13, 2014 11:48 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: The Fool at April 13, 2014 03:48 PM (cGlgB)
best console for the multiplatform games is the 360 then it just comes down to which one has the exclusives you're interested in
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 11:51 AM (bStrg)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2014 11:58 AM (sdi6R)
relentless, it was
also, the ads keep notifying me that someone named "Ellen" is a withered old dyke
Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( sixth man in the Dave Clark Five ) at April 13, 2014 12:01 PM (JyjXt)
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 12:01 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: scampydog at April 13, 2014 12:02 PM (xYb8+)
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 12:04 PM (emQ8O)
There is a new trailer out and it looks really Crowley
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 04:01 PM (emQ8O)
I mentioned it on twitter yesterday and I totally forgot about posting about it :/
The hands on impressions on it coming out of PAX East have been brutal from almost everyone
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 12:05 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 13, 2014 12:10 PM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 12:12 PM (emQ8O)
On topic, I too liked Joust. Played it many times when I was a teenager.
Posted by: Baldy at April 13, 2014 12:18 PM (2bql3)
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 12:20 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 12:23 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 13, 2014 12:24 PM (ZshNr)
http://bit.ly/1ey5dd4
I'll still probably buy it on launch though, new Mikami game
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 12:25 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 13, 2014 12:34 PM (NjGf2)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 13, 2014 04:34 PM (NjGf2)
The Digital Foundry breakdown makes it seem quite respectable for what it is
http://bit.ly/1ey7TaJ
Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 12:44 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: rainoflead at April 13, 2014 12:45 PM (emQ8O)
Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2014 12:47 PM (nEIMV)
Posted by: Damasca at April 13, 2014 12:59 PM (K0Azp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 01:23 PM (IXrOn)
F-ing pteradactyl.
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri 2 looks good. Based on the Civ V engine, hopefully they won't suffer from the same late game resource blowup and overflow that ended so many of my games in the original (yeah I built way too many cities and satellites).
LOTRO has Update 13 coming tomorrow, "The Breaking of Isengard," including session play as Treebeard.
And revamps of several areas, improvements to mail and inventory, and a host of other goodies. Unfortunately the one thing I was most looking forward to, the quest log limit increase is going to be a per character mithril coin purchase rather than an accountwide purchase (which we were asking for).
Posted by: Methos at April 13, 2014 01:34 PM (hO9ad)
The Eugene Jarvis game that really grabbed me in the arcade was Robotron.
I was a Galaga demi-god. Good enough that I had to be the second player to see my score correctly due to a bug that would push the leading digits of the first player's score off-screen if you went over a million points.
Around 1988 I became friendly with this woman who had recently moved to CA and joined the LASFS. We discovered that we'd both had been big Galaga players. Several weeks later, a bunch of us were having dinner after a LASFS meeting at the original Jerry's Deli, which has a bowling alley attached. This included a small arcade with a Galaga machine. Neither of us had touched a Galaga in at least five years. I let her go first and when my turn came the old instincts kicked in. I got up to around 150K before getting blowed up. This took at least ten minutes.
"Oh, do I get to play now?"
"Sorry, I told you I used to be pretty good at it. Back in the day I would have made it to at least 500,000."
Posted by: Epobirs at April 13, 2014 01:36 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 13, 2014 01:36 PM (M9BzG)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2014 01:40 PM (GDulk)
Long term, as you can easily get both machines for the cost of a PS4, I'd recommend going that route. This will give you both sets of exclusives and the ability to choose on multi-platform items or go for the best price where all else is equal. As for the cost of XBL Gold, you can regularly find deals on one year cards that bring the cost down to less than four bucks a month. Add tot hat the value of the Games With Gold free games and it really worksout pretty well. Remember, you get to keep the free Games With gold even after the subscription runs out. They're permanently attached to your account whether it is Silver or Gold.
I think it is strongly probable that there will be a 'definitive edition' of GTAV on the new machines. The reticence on the PC version may be due to this.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 13, 2014 01:44 PM (bPxS6)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2014 01:45 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at April 13, 2014 01:45 PM (Jzrec)
I bought this on a sale several months ago but only got around to playing it this week. Essentially this is a platformer with a Zombie Apocalypse theme but that doesn't convey how well done the game truly is. Set in Seattle in 1986, the game is intensely atmospheric.
Getting this as a freebie is worth the cost of a Gold subscription all by itself. Though if you acted today, you can still get Hitman: Absolution as the free item for the first half of the month.
Screens: http://tinyurl.com/d2m75r5
Posted by: Epobirs at April 13, 2014 01:52 PM (bPxS6)
I almost go all the way back to the arcade version of Pong. I used to be an absolute terror on Tournament Cyberball 2072, Pole Position, S.T.U.N Runner, Hard Drivin', ...hell, just about any driving game.
You showed up for the mechanics in Smash TV, and you kept pumping quarters in it because of the awesome soundtrack. Yeah, Circuit 3 was a bit of a dog, but pumping 3-way shot into the buffalo herd kept you from hearing it anyway.
Posted by: steveegg at April 13, 2014 02:21 PM (o44nj)
If you have, what did you do? Is it killable? I know the one in Labyrinthian can be killed, but this gfy ... Well, I finally satstagedd out, but if it happens again, I'd rather just defeat it as I should.
Posted by: Empire1 at April 13, 2014 03:32 PM (RIxfX)
The skeletal dragon in Labyrinthian is unique; there isn't another one anywhere in Skyrim, random or otherwise. Are you sure this isn't caused by a mod you've installed?
Posted by: DKCZ at April 13, 2014 02:36 PM (yw21T)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2014 02:57 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: BornLib at April 13, 2014 03:11 PM (zpNwC)
is great - lots of good free [as long as you have PS+] games every month.
IMHO - 360 for shooters, ps3 for japan/rpg games. good luck
Posted by: Geezer der Mehsch at April 13, 2014 03:31 PM (6aFlV)
Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at April 13, 2014 03:32 PM (6aFlV)
Posted by: Arcadehero at April 13, 2014 03:44 PM (aS0AZ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2014 04:00 PM (30eLQ)
The only "mods" I have are the three official DLCs at this point, so that isn't the problem. (Unless one of those hiccuped, of course.)
Oh, well. I couldn't find anything in a web search either, so I guess it was just a fluke. I may try going to Mount Anthor again tomorrow, to see if it's still there, and if so just avoid dragon bounty hunts there.
Posted by: Empire1 at April 13, 2014 04:39 PM (T9dxl)
Posted by: DKCZ at April 13, 2014 06:55 PM (yw21T)
I used to collect the classic games, now I just repair/resell as a hobby. I love 'em so much and I get a lot of joy bringing them back to life! Centipede is currently undergoing a refurb now.
Defender is my all time favorite - no game (okay, maybe another Jarvis creation - Robotron) makes me feel like an old man now - they just kick my ass for the most part but after a few warm-up games. . . In. The. Zone. Pure greatness! Thank you, Eugene!
I got my first computer back in '95 for the sole purpose of finding a great baseball sim. Baseball for Windows (the Ernie Harwell play-by-play was near seamless and was greatly immersive) was fantastic but they went under.
I'm now in my 8th season of OOTP (I run one each year, starting on real Opening Day and going throughout the season) and can't recommend it enough. Wonderful simulator.
Posted by: OOTP and Defender at April 14, 2014 09:44 AM (yg+GO)
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Posted by: pilot141 at April 13, 2014 11:12 AM (nPwzA)