January 14, 2012

Giant Cruise Ship Runs Aground
— rdbrewer

50 to 70 people are missing. They might be on the Italian island of Giglio. It's not clear whether the ship ran into the island or whether it hit something and then pushed toward the island to save the passengers. Over 4000 were on board. High-res pictures.

More from MSNBC:

Paolillo, the coast guard official, speaking from the port captain's office in the Tuscan port of Livorno, said the vessel "hit an obstacle" -- it wasn't clear if it might have hit a rocky reef in the waters off Giglio -- "ripping a gash 50 meters (165 feet) across" on the left side of the ship, and started taking on water.

The cruise liner's captain, Paolillo said, then tried to steer his ship toward shallow waters, near Giglio's small port, to make evacuation by lifeboat easier. But after the ship started listing badly onto its right side, lifeboat evacuation was no longer feasible, Paolillo said.

I think I've located the site on Google Earth: 42°21'54.97"N, 10°55'17.47"E. Paste these coordinates into the Google Earth search field or hit satellite view in Google Maps. (Leave off the period.) You can see the harbor, the two piers, and the large rock the ship appears to be near.

Update: From The Telegraph, the captain says that they hit "a rocky spur" in waters that, according to charts, should have been safe:

"As we were navigating at cruise speed, we hit a rocky spur," he told Tgcom24 television station:

"According to the nautical chart, there should have been sufficient water underneath us," he added.

According to a report at MailOnline, the ship was four miles off course when it hit; the captain has been arrested, and right now, divers are searching for trapped passengers.

The first report I read said the ship was traveling south from Savona to Civitavecchia. The story at MailOnline indicates it was traveling north. Considering the location of the damage--on the port side--that makes more sense. There is a nice graphic at the link.

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 08:42 AM | Comments (406)
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1 Thoughts and prayers going out.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 08:44 AM (zLeKL)

2 Ditto

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 08:46 AM (d0Tfm)

3 In this day and age, it's hard to believe than anything could run aground, especially a ship of that size.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 08:48 AM (a28oZ)

4 Sorry, O/T, but I just posted this before the new thread came up. I'm getting some t-shirts printed: MY PARTY HAD CONTROL OF THE HOUSE, SENATE AND WHITE HOUSE FOR 6 YEARS, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY STALEMATE IN THE SUPREME COURT Anyone else interested?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:50 AM (j+Izh)

5 What are the chances those 69 people will survive the first night? Ugh.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 08:51 AM (zLeKL)

6

What a tragedy. ......People buy a cruise package, and end up getting killed.

The AlGore crowd will probably figure out a way to blame this on globull warming.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 08:51 AM (Qli+Q)

7 And hopes and prayers for the cruise ship passengers and crew.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:51 AM (j+Izh)

8 My Mom is just returning from a cruise today.  I'm glad she had a competent crew.  How is this even possible?

Posted by: fozzy at January 14, 2012 08:52 AM (FEzSe)

9 Wow, amazing image.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 14, 2012 08:52 AM (QcFbt)

10 @9: Yeah, it looks like a movie set. I wish it were...

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 08:53 AM (zLeKL)

11 I'm pretty sure most of the unaccounted for are just that unaccounted for and dead. Pretty incredible picture of that big boat on it's side in the shallow water

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:54 AM (i6RpT)

12 One would think with GPS technology some buzzers would have been going off.  Lights flashing.  That kind of thing.

Or how about auto-pilot?

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 08:54 AM (4933g)

13
wow stupid captain and crew

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 08:54 AM (sqkOB)

14 I'm pretty sure most of the unaccounted for are just that unaccounted for and dead. Pretty incredible picture of that big boat on it's side in the shallow water Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 12:54 PM (i6RpT) ops I mean NOT Dead

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:54 AM (i6RpT)

15 The wiki page on the island says it is connected to Tuscany by ferries.  They seem to have ferries on a regular schedule so if there was anything in the water wouldn't the ferry boat captains have reported this?

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 08:55 AM (oZfic)

16
Really odd seeing a billion dollars as a wreck like that.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 08:55 AM (sqkOB)

17

3  In this day and age, it's hard to believe than anything could run aground, especially a ship of that size.

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I know! .....Maybe there was some panic going on on the bridge? I mean, they have state of the art sonar on those big cruisers, don't they?

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 08:55 AM (Qli+Q)

18 Well, those lighthouses sure did come in handy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 08:55 AM (piMMO)

19

How is this even possible?

They did mention an electrical failure, which could've led to the sonar failing. Only a guess. Still, they should have known where they were, especially in shallow water with reefs. Hopefully, it was mechanical not human in nature.

Sad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 08:56 AM (d0Tfm)

20
That ship is indeed huge. It's bigger than Carnival's Destiny-class ships.

Made by the same ship builder, btw.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 08:56 AM (sqkOB)

21 I guess Disney World is not as exotic as a Cruise, but I doubt it will sink

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:57 AM (i6RpT)

22 The AlGore crowd will probably figure out a way to blame this on globull warming.

It's the heat! Water is evaporating at an astounding rate!

Posted by: Your Leftie Neighbor at January 14, 2012 08:57 AM (piMMO)

23 It appears that until they can salvage that ship, the port there is closed?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:58 AM (i6RpT)

24 A ClusterFuckery !

Posted by: AmericanDawg at January 14, 2012 08:59 AM (MjQax)

25 Does Italy have an NTSB?  If they don't they should invite our NTSB over right away, before they do anything.

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 08:59 AM (oZfic)

26

They did mention an electrical failure, which could've led to the sonar failing. Only a guess. Still, they should have known where they were, especially in shallow water with reefs. Hopefully, it was mechanical not human in nature.

Sad.


If I am running down the street at night and the streetlights go out, I stop and get my bearings. I don't keep running and hope not to trip over a curb.

Of course, that is a pure hypothetical. I don't run anywhere. Perhaps I should have used an analogy about driving a car.

Posted by: Your Leftie Neighbor at January 14, 2012 09:00 AM (piMMO)

27 damn italics, again!

Posted by: Your Leftie Neighbor at January 14, 2012 09:00 AM (piMMO)

28 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:01 AM (piMMO)

29 It appears that until they can salvage that ship, the port there is closed?

Note the lighthouse channel markers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:01 AM (piMMO)

30 Can't tell how quickly it all happened. The reports I read make it sound like the tipping over took a long time and that many, perhaps most, of the dead and missing were people who panicked and jumped over the side to escape. While others who just stayed on the ship were rescued hours later.

Understandable that the movie Titanic was running through everyone's mind and the assumption was the ship would sink and take you down. Instead it just turned on it's side, and stayed that way.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 14, 2012 09:01 AM (QcFbt)

31 Is there enough info available to rule out sabotage? I always wondered why terrorists don't pull stunts like that. Bombs at crowded events, so yeah, on a cruise ship you could potentially kill lots of people while at the same time take a stab at "decadent" westerners. We've had the odd shoe-bomber types on planes before, obviously not very good at it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:01 AM (Gc/Qi)

33 I haven't clicked on all the stories yet, but I assume there are hundreds of passengers with video of the scene on board. What a madhouse it must've been. Have any of you seen the old Youtube (I think) video of the interior of a ship as people, furniture, etc are sliding back and forth in what must've been a storm? Tosh.0 used to play it for laughs. I thought it was terrifying.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 09:02 AM (uIz80)

34 If I am running down the street at night and the streetlights go out, I stop and get my bearings. I don't keep running and hope not to trip over a curb. Of course, that is a pure hypothetical. I don't run anywhere. Perhaps I should have used an analogy about driving a car. Posted by: Your Leftie Neighbor at January 14, 2012 01:00 PM (piMMO) Yeah maybe, but Ships that size don't exactly stop on a dime

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:02 AM (i6RpT)

35 Come see beautiful Italy on one of our Club Parillo Tours!

Posted by: Mario Parillo at January 14, 2012 09:02 AM (xKueo)

36

Don't most port areas have those bouy things marking the shallows?

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:02 AM (Qli+Q)

37
Royal Caribbean uses a different shipbuilder, hence the different look.

The cruise ships they're building now are bigger than the enormous USS Ronald Reagan carrier.



Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:02 AM (sqkOB)

38 seriously, who lets an Italian drive anything but a racecar or a wheelbarrow?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 09:03 AM (xKueo)

39 The cruise ships they're building now are bigger than the enormous USS Ronald Reagan carrier. Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 01:02 PM (sqkOB) My money would still be on the Reagan

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:03 AM (i6RpT)

40 I've updated with coordinates.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:04 AM (4933g)

41
These ships are the size of skyscrapers, really.

Navigating them into ports must be a helluva time.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:04 AM (sqkOB)

42 Hank Johnson is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 14, 2012 09:04 AM (NBPbB)

43 ABC radio news just reported that the meeting of the evangelicals has decided to throw its support behind Rick Santorum.

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 09:04 AM (oZfic)

44 ABC radio news just reported that the meeting of the evangelicals has decided to throw its support behind Rick Santorum. Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 01:04 PM (oZfic) Too Little, Too Late, Toodaloo

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:05 AM (i6RpT)

45 38 - And those little scooter-cycles that make the putt-putt sound.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:05 AM (Gc/Qi)

46

Don't most port areas have those bouy things marking the shallows?

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 01:02 PM (Qli+Q)

Usually but even then these ships have digitized charts and tide charts that are extremely accurate.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:05 AM (a28oZ)

47
The draught on this particular ship is 27'.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:06 AM (sqkOB)

48 Usually but even then these ships have digitized charts and tide charts that are extremely accurate.

Isn't a wheel essentially a piece of nostalgia now? They can drive the dang things with a joystick or a dial now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:07 AM (piMMO)

49

 This same cruise company ran a ship into a pier in Egypt last year. Also power failures and a fire.

Hmm, history of mechanical failures, huh? That's not the place to be trying to save money, especially when you rely on the machinery to keep you alive.

And the lawyers will descend, although in this case it appears to be deserved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 09:07 AM (d0Tfm)

50
I went on a Carnival cruise once in March 2001.

Mostly just to see the ship.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:08 AM (sqkOB)

51 I read that they're doing a "recreation" of the Titanic voyage. Minus the sinking, they say. I might cancel my tickets now...

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 14, 2012 09:08 AM (MyByM)

52 The draught on this particular ship is 27'.

The largest freighters have a 53' draught. Doesn't 27' seem a bit shallow for a ship of it's height and size?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:08 AM (piMMO)

53 The Boatfax on that thing will not be good.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 09:08 AM (JGYCE)

54 I read that they're doing a "recreation" of the Titanic voyage. Minus the sinking, they say. I might cancel my tickets now... Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 14, 2012 01:08 PM (MyByM) I read that also and it is already sold out

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:09 AM (i6RpT)

55 Navigating them into ports must be a helluva time.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 01:04 PM (sqkOB)

I mentioned on the other thread that I took a cruise on the Carnival Imagination (855 feet) and it was extremely impressive how the ship was maneuvered in and out of port.

Most of the time, the ship would just anchor a mile or two offshore and a tender would ferry passengers back and forth to the island or wherever.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:09 AM (a28oZ)

56 The Boatfax on that thing will not be good.

Boatfax could be an interesting mascot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:09 AM (piMMO)

57

It's a shame Leo DiCaprio wasn't aboard.  Could have spared us from J Edgar 2.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Ready For The Broncos Game at January 14, 2012 09:09 AM (kFnmp)

58
Something about being on a boat and on a airplane, more so the airplane, still amazes me.

Because I feel like I'm doing something I was not meant to do. Like I'm defying nature, which is true, pretty much.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:10 AM (sqkOB)

59

46.....Usually but even then these ships have digitized charts and tide charts that are extremely accurate.

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I was wondering about that too. .....You'd think they would have them loaded into some battery-powered backup of some sort, in case of an electrical failure in their main nav system.

In the old days, the captians did pretty well with those paper charts.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:10 AM (Qli+Q)

60

Kathy Lee Gifford could not be reached for comment.

 

Again, denounce.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Ready For The Broncos Game at January 14, 2012 09:11 AM (kFnmp)

61 27 feet? Damn. I guess that explains why I've never seen a cruise ship in Cape Cod Bay.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 09:11 AM (uIz80)

62 Like I'm defying nature, which is true, pretty much. Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 01:10 PM (sqkOB) yeah but driving a car with a stick going 65 and drinking a coffee while taking to the person in the next seat is so natural?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:11 AM (i6RpT)

63
Can't understand people who don't even pay attention when they take-off.

Don't they realize what's about to happen? You're strapped to rockets and you're  about to leave the ground and fly 5 miles high in the air!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:11 AM (sqkOB)

64 Isn't a wheel essentially a piece of nostalgia now? They can drive the dang things with a joystick or a dial now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:07 PM (piMMO)

Yep. They're essentially like the newer aircraft that can pretty much take off and land without the pilot touching the controls.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:12 AM (a28oZ)

65 Too Little, Too Late, Toodaloo

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 01:05 PM (i6RpT)

That's the kiss of death for Santorum

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 09:12 AM (oZfic)

66

/quickly pauses his game of angry birds, puts his cellphone away...

Uh... Sir????

Posted by: Coxswain at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (NtXW4)

67

Hard to figure how the captian did this. I used to own a sailboat in St. Thomas and we were at the dock one night and a cruise ship ran aground leaving Charlotte Amalie. It was at night and before GPS was used publically so you could kind of make a case that it's a narrow mouth on the harbor and the guy wasn't that familiar with it.

Today with GPS I just don't see it, there is a little line drawn on your display depicting the safe course out of a harbor. All you need to do is keep you boat on that little line.

Posted by: robtr at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (MtwBb)

68
A car is nothing. I can traverse on the ground.

But I cannot fly and I cannot swim across oceans.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (sqkOB)

69
Perhaps I should have used an analogy about driving a car.

Posted by: Your Leftie Neighbor at January 14, 2012 01:00 PM (piMMO)

I'm unsure if driving is the term used for aiming a Chevrolet Volt?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (TkGkA)

70 Yep, nevergiveup, it seemed to be very popular. Some of the passengers will be descendants of the original passengers. I might go in that case.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (MyByM)

71 Can't understand people who don't even pay attention when they take-off.

Don't they realize what's about to happen? You're strapped to rockets and you're  about to leave the ground and fly 5 miles high in the air!

It's my favorite part of flying. I love the sensation of takeoff.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:13 AM (piMMO)

72

27 feet? Damn.

 

That's insane.  10 foot swells and you are flirting with a 40 foot bottom...

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 09:14 AM (xKueo)

73 Well I guess the good news is, cruise prices might go down as demand slackens a bit... Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 01:12 PM (7FadD) Except on the bright side, it sunk on a Friday night going into a huge Football weekend. It's kinda like a White House document dump on a Friday, Nobody is gonna notice

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:14 AM (i6RpT)

74 (oZfic) <--- Is this the cat piss troll? If not, I apologize.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 09:14 AM (zLeKL)

75 Must have been one of those cruises organized by a far-right conservative group...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:14 AM (niZvt)

76 53 The draught on this particular ship is 27'.

The largest freighters have a 53' draught. Doesn't 27' seem a bit shallow for a ship of it's height and size?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:08 PM (piMMO)

Passengers don't weigh as much as Freight...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 09:15 AM (NtXW4)

77

Posted by: Coxswain at January 14, 2012 01:13 PM (NtXW4)

 

How you doin'?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 14, 2012 09:15 AM (xKueo)

78 I don't think the ship is blocking the harbor at all.  It's just that it's so large, it appears to be close.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:15 AM (4933g)

79 Also looks like it was so close to shore that many people jumped in the water thinking they could swim to shore.

I remember going out on my friend's boat once. I'd just gotten over the flu, but I thought I was ok, the cough had gone away. Nice windy summer day, a bunch of friends were gonna spend on his sail boat. Once out on the water everybody jumped in to swim. So did I.

Apparently I wasn't nearly as recovered as I thought. After a minute or so of swimming I realized I was insanely exhausted and had made a really poor decision diving into the water. And I'd already swam pretty far away from the boat (we were throwing a football around.)

And then I started to panic. Which made things worse. I had to have my girlfriend help me back to the side of the boat. I climbed back in and was ok,

But it really was amazing to me how hard swimming became when under stress. And how quickly I went from feeling fine, to barely keeping my head above water. And I was young and healthy, except for the recent bout with the flu.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 14, 2012 09:15 AM (QcFbt)

80 Yep. They're essentially like the newer aircraft that can pretty much take off and land without the pilot touching the controls.

Yes, and those pilots are underpaid for their services!!!

Posted by: You Friendly Neighborhood Union Boss at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (piMMO)

81 Is the ship aground? It seems to me that for anything that top-heavy, taking on water would only make it more stable.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (j+Izh)

82 Yes, Joffen, it is.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (MyByM)

83

In the US Navy, when a ship captain does something stupid like run his ship aground in areas where there are good charts, it usually means the end of his career.  On a civilian cruise liner with literally thousands of people on board, there is no excuse for doing something this incompetent.

This is a sign of the growing worldwide idiocracy.   People of mediocre or low intelligence  are given control over ever-larger instruments of technology and will stupidly ignore training and sound reasoning and do something willfully stupid.  Just wait and see what comes out of the inquiry as to why this ship hit a reef and had it's hull torn open.  This sort of think should NEVER happen.

It reminds me of the recent story about why the Air France Airbus crashed in the South Atlantic - because the pilot at the controls was not experienced enough to take the plane out of a climb and stalled it into a dive from which he could not recover.  Stupidity.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (sJTmU)

84
Every time I hear a plane fly over, I think wow there are about 200 people up there.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (sqkOB)

85 @85: Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (zLeKL)

86 Yeah, the mouth of that harbor is only 170 feet wide.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (4933g)

87 Passengers don't weigh as much as Freight...

What is the freight is cotton candy?

Posted by: You Friendly Neighborhood Union Boss at January 14, 2012 09:16 AM (piMMO)

88 Yum.

Cotton candy.

Posted by: You Friendly Neighborhood Union Boss at January 14, 2012 09:17 AM (piMMO)

89 off sock!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:17 AM (piMMO)

90

Posted by: robtr at January 14, 2012 01:13 PM (MtwBb)

I'm betting it was a combination of failures both human and mechanical.

One thing in the article that jumped out was that the captain didn't immediately put out a distress call which is suspicious.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:17 AM (a28oZ)

91 Larry Kudlow really unloaded on Perry on the radio the last hour - called him a moron, said he has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to venture capital. Called him unprincipled and unworthy of respect, willing to say anything out of desperation, just to see what sticks to the wall. I'd say he pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:17 AM (niZvt)

92 The inidels will never find evidence of our Jew-pedo!

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at January 14, 2012 09:18 AM (kFnmp)

93 Passengers don't weigh as much as Freight... What is the freight is cotton candy? Posted by: You Friendly Neighborhood Union Boss at January 14, 2012 01:16 PM (piMMO) What if the passenger is micheal moore?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:18 AM (i6RpT)

94 80

Posted by: Coxswain at January 14, 2012 01:13 PM (NtXW4)

How you doin'?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 14, 2012 01:15 PM (xKueo)

Sorry...I'm going with the Cabin Boy... toodles!

Posted by: Coxswain at January 14, 2012 09:18 AM (NtXW4)

95
Yeah, that's just weird, pic almost looks photoshopped with that big ship there.  Prayers and hope for all involved.

also (dramatic music plays)...Cold Turkey: Day 7,  I am kicking the chewy tobaccy's backside.  I am sure it has something left for me, lurking, waiting for a little stress to pop up, and then send me its siren song....just one more can...just to get thru the week....but I shall resist..probably.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 09:18 AM (JYheX)

96 So, where was George Bush when this was happening. That guy is the villainous villain there ever was

Posted by: Travel agents in the Villas of Villainy at January 14, 2012 09:19 AM (7aX/5)

97 89 Yeah, the mouth of that harbor is only 170 feet wide. Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 01:16 PM (4933g) What's so wide about that?

Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 14, 2012 09:19 AM (niZvt)

98 They're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Roy Scheider at January 14, 2012 09:19 AM (kFnmp)

99 In the photo of the keel, is that a gash way in the back?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:20 AM (piMMO)

100
I also like planewrecks and shipwrecks.

And turtles.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:20 AM (sqkOB)

101 I'm not saying a submarine from a small Middle Eastern country was involved. I'm just asking questions.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 14, 2012 09:20 AM (dWuuB)

102 So... can this thing be righted, or will it become a future manmade reef?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:20 AM (niZvt)

103 also (dramatic music plays)...Cold Turkey: Day 7,  I am kicking the chewy tobaccy's backside.  I am sure it has something left for me, lurking, waiting for a little stress to pop up, and then send me its siren song....just one more can...just to get thru the week....but I shall resist..probably.

Good luck!

How about sugar free gum?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (piMMO)

104 O/T in a way, but my friends were watching Family Guy last night and one of them said that the creator, Seth McFarlane (sp?) had a crazy 9/11 story. On Sept. 10th he was out drinking and partying because FOX just signed a contract for the show, and he just became a fucking millionaire. The next day he was supposed to fly to LA to meet with some FOX execs but he was so hungover he missed his flight...the one that hit the Trade Center. Crazy, huh?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (zLeKL)

105

One thing in the article that jumped out was that the captain didn't immediately put out a distress call which is suspicious.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 01:17 PM (a28oZ)

It tankes time to figure out if you are damaged after hitting somthing...

Sometimes? its not a big deal, no real damage...

Sometimes? like when we hit a buoy going into Norfolk once? It puts a big Hole in the side of your ship...

So, if damage was in a unmannded void? which then started to fill with water, it could be some time before you know how damaged you really are...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (NtXW4)

106 102 In the photo of the keel, is that a gash way in the back?
          Hey, I'm right here!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (kFnmp)

107 I lost all faith in Larry Kudlow long ago.

That is all.

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (GTbGH)

108 So, Barbour for V.P.?


No?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:21 AM (piMMO)

109

Those "all glass cockpits" now give me pause too. ....I remember the arguments against them, when they were getting started. .....And they are still pretty good arguments.

One old joke, about Airbus....which was the first to go with an all-computerized cockpit, and crashed promoting it at a big Euro airshow:

"What's the difference between an Airbus and a Chainsaw? ......A chainsaw only takes out one tree at a time."

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:22 AM (Qli+Q)

110

I love the sensation of takeoff.

Me, too. Nothing like getting pushed back in your seat, the more, the betterer.

I also always ask for a window seat. One one flight to see the relatives up in Ohio, the weather down here was pissy on the ground: all overcast and stuff. I especially wanted to look out the window at night. And yeah, I'm easily amused.

We took off about an hour after sunset. While climbing to altitude, we broke through the overcast to the most beautiful cloudscape I have ever seen. The tops of the clouds looked like a carpet with the moon and the stars shining down on it.

It was a truly wondrous sight to see and is a memory that remains with me to this day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 09:22 AM (d0Tfm)

111

The next day he was supposed to fly to LA to meet with some FOX execs but he was so hungover he missed his flight...the one that hit the Trade Center.

 

 

And he makes fun of 9-11 on the show all the time.  Classy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Broncos Fanboy at January 14, 2012 09:22 AM (kFnmp)

112 21 I guess Disney World is not as exotic as a Cruise, but I doubt it will sink

Thankfully, they didn't build it in Guam.

Posted by: pbrown at January 14, 2012 09:22 AM (HASDo)

113 Wow, Niedermeyer, that is one huge gash.  And it's weird.  It's on the port side, maybe toward the stern.  The ship was traveling from north to south.  The island was on its right.  It's hard to see why the gash is on the left like that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:23 AM (4933g)

114 98 - Not probably... you will! 7 days is a great accomplishment, give yourself credit for it. The nicotine is now completely out of your system, and every day you add to it, the further away from the habit you are. Stay out of convenience stores, or any other places that you associate with buying the cans. Pay at the pump, as they say. And have phone numbers of people you can call in your moments of weakness.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:24 AM (Gc/Qi)

115 One thing in the article that jumped out was that the captain didn't immediately put out a distress call which is suspicious.

It tankes time to figure out if you are damaged after hitting somthing...

But did he put out a distress call once he started heading to the shallows? At that point there is no denying he knew they were in trouble.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:24 AM (piMMO)

117 And he makes fun of 9-11 on the show all the time. Classy. ------ Ehhhh....I didn't think about that. It's true. Jesus. That is really evil.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 09:24 AM (zLeKL)

118

This is a sign of the growing worldwide idiocracy.   People of mediocre or low intelligence  are given control over ever-larger instruments of technology and will stupidly ignore training and sound reasoning and do something willfully stupid.  Just wait and see what comes out of the inquiry as to why this ship hit a reef and had it's hull torn open.  This sort of think should NEVER happen.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at January 14, 2012 01:16 PM (sJTmU)


It looks like incompetence is company policy at Costa Cruises.

http://tinyurl.com/7sel6ow

Posted by: fozzy at January 14, 2012 09:24 AM (FEzSe)

119 I'm thinking that the Captain will be drying out from more than just salt water.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:24 AM (ZJCDy)

120 Wow, Niedermeyer, that is one huge gash.  And it's weird.  It's on the port side, maybe toward the stern.  The ship was traveling from north to south.  The island was on its right.  It's hard to see why the gash is on the left like that.

I giggled like a 12 year old boy reading your comment.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:25 AM (piMMO)

121

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 01:21 PM (NtXW4)

That could be as well. We won't know for sure until the investigation is completed which will probably take a loooooong time.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:25 AM (a28oZ)

122 116 Wow, Niedermeyer, that is one huge gash. Desperately biting my tongue...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:25 AM (niZvt)

123
Remember AIRPORT '75?

MOSES rescued everyone.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 14, 2012 09:25 AM (sqkOB)

124
Yeah Nied, I been raiding my girls old halloween candy for chewing gum.

So much so that my jaw muscles look like Spartacus's deltoid..or something.  But for some reason this morn, the cravings and the oral fixation is just not there.  So a break is good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 09:26 AM (JYheX)

125 < /close tag >

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2012 09:26 AM (sdi6R)

126 Oh hell! They've updated the photos. The photo I saw was a kind of far off shot of the keel. Now they have a close up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:26 AM (piMMO)

127 Most certainly had to be an iceberg from Global Climate Change Warming Ice Age.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 09:26 AM (4q5tP)

128
wow nice beaver

Posted by: Frank Drebbin at January 14, 2012 09:27 AM (sqkOB)

129

116 Wow, Niedermeyer, that is one huge gash

 

 

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 14, 2012 09:27 AM (kFnmp)

130 But did he put out a distress call once he started heading to the shallows? At that point there is no denying he knew they were in trouble.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:24 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, and looking at the pics? with a 90 meter gash?

Looks like they were moving pretty fast, and on a downswell hit somthing sticking up.... only way to get the 'gash' that far back... then the momentum of the ship continued the damage...

You're right... once he started to head for shore... all sorts of MayDays should have been going out...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 09:27 AM (NtXW4)

131

Ehhhh....I didn't think about that. It's true. Jesus. That is really evil.

 

Yeah, McFarlane is kind of a scumbag.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Broncos Fanboy at January 14, 2012 09:28 AM (kFnmp)

132

And turtles.

 

What about monkeys?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 09:28 AM (xKueo)

133 Has anyone seen the comment over on InstaPundit? 
.
METAPHOR ALERT: Italian Ship Runs Aground, With Germans On Board.

Posted by: FireNWater at January 14, 2012 09:28 AM (qmw4U)

134 131 Just checking cruises.com, there seem to be some pretty good deals, like 7-day Caribbean cruises in winter for $500

maybe we can have a moron meetup in international waters in the Caribbean? that would seem to be ideal for a number of reasons

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 01:26 PM (7FadD)

Hmmm... and just what Ship will you all be on?

Posted by: DHS Internet Surveilance Team Action Comittee at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (NtXW4)

135
I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (sqkOB)

136 I've updated the coordinates.  One of the high-res pictures showed the location. 

Damn, that ship is big.  It was a quarter mile further out from the harbor than I thought.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (4933g)

137 Desperately biting my tongue...

And it's weird!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (piMMO)

138 113 - I was on a flight to Phoenix once, and a reasonably good looking woman was in the seat next to me, returning home. She kept talking about what a wonderful place it was, since she grew up in Chicago. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to ask her to show me around town, but all I could think of was "shut up lady, I'm trying to stare out the window at all the cool topography down there!"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (Gc/Qi)

139

that is one huge gash

 

But the price is still 2 bits.

Posted by: Millie the Whore at January 14, 2012 09:29 AM (xKueo)

140 >>and you are flirting with a 40 foot bottom...

Sounds like the kind of action you used to get at the old Drive-in back in the day.
On the screen, not in the back seat.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:30 AM (ZJCDy)

141 I hate fucking monkeys. Uh...then stop fucking them?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 09:30 AM (zLeKL)

142

/blares from the Speaker on the Lido Deck

Capt. Stueben to the bridge... Gophers at the helm again...

Posted by: PA System, the Love Boat at January 14, 2012 09:31 AM (NtXW4)

143 http://preview. tinyurl.com/7uo3kyf

Scroll down & see the Ginormous rock still stuck in the side.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2012 09:31 AM (t/mAc)

144 O/T R.D., your music in Henry V is too loud -- can't hear the speech.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 14, 2012 09:31 AM (+XVQe)

145 Sorry...I'm going with the Cabin Boy... toodles!

They're fine, I had three for lunch.

Posted by: Idi Amim Dada at January 14, 2012 09:31 AM (joSBv)

146 I think it likely that captain had sailed that ship through those waters before. But, he's got some splainin' to do.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 09:32 AM (dWuuB)

147 last year the Coast Guard up here (Michigan, upper peninsula) gave tours on their ice breaker. It was huge inside-although much smaller than a cruise ship-and the guide said it was virtually unsinkable. We have freighters coming and going 9months of the year, so keeping the freighter lines ice free is essential. Hard to imagine how that ship ran aground. Anyway, inside the ice breaker there was no steering wheel. And the amount of computers was very impressive. You could tell how deep the water was and the temperature, too. The most amazing part, though, were the outfits they wore and the tethers they used for ice rescues.

Posted by: Chilling the most for perry at January 14, 2012 09:32 AM (6IV8T)

148 145 I hate fucking monkeys. Why don't you try goats, then!

Posted by: The Monkeys at January 14, 2012 09:33 AM (niZvt)

149 I hate fucking monkeys.

2 dollars, same as in town

Posted by: the monkeys at January 14, 2012 09:33 AM (GTbGH)

150

125116 Wow, Niedermeyer, that is one huge gash.

Desperately biting my tongue...

----------

You type with your tongue? .....Now, that's talent. Talent that should be put to good use.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:33 AM (Qli+Q)

151

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 01:26 PM (7FadD)

Totally worth it. Duty-free liquor store, 24 hour buffets, unlimited room service.

Did I mention the duty-free liquor store?

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:34 AM (a28oZ)

152 I was actually looking at that ship/line for a cruise but I heard they had crappy service so I passed.  LOL!

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 14, 2012 09:34 AM (X/+QT)

153 Scroll down & see the Ginormous rock still stuck in the side.

When I first saw it I thought it was a rock too but if you look closely it is wheer something literally peeled back the hull like a sardine can. It peeled back with such force that the metal looks as though it punch back into the hull.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:34 AM (piMMO)

154

I'm pretty sure I was supposed to ask her to show me around town, but all I could think of was "shut up lady, I'm trying to stare out the window at all the cool topography down there!"

You do realize, do you not, that that is the first stage of Creeping Curmudgeonhood?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 09:35 AM (d0Tfm)

155 I was actually looking at that ship/line for a cruise but I heard they had crappy service so I passed. LOL! Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 14, 2012 01:34 PM (X/+QT) Why? I heard you can almost roll right out of bed into the pool?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:35 AM (i6RpT)

156 You type with your tongue? .....Now, that's talent. Talent that should be put to good use. Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 01:33 PM (Qli+Q) Naughty moronettes deserve a good tongue lashing!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:35 AM (niZvt)

157

My Dad can fix this.  He has an awesome set of tools.  It'll buff right out, no problem.

Posted by: Commander J. Spicoli at January 14, 2012 09:37 AM (4q5tP)

158 Most certainly had to be an iceberg from Global Climate Change Warming Ice Age. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 01:26 PM (4q5tP) Or a tsunami from an earthquake caused by offshore fracking?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:37 AM (j+Izh)

159 I wonder what it hit? .....Maybe there is a small boat missing.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:38 AM (Qli+Q)

160 When I first saw it I thought it was a rock too but if you look closely it is wheer something literally peeled back the hull like a sardine can. It peeled back with such force that the metal looks as though it punch back into the hull.

I apologize. I take that back. It is a rock. From the other angle it looks like it peeled.

I should have stuck with my fist impression.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:38 AM (piMMO)

161 first impression

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:38 AM (piMMO)

162 158 - While I do have some curmudgeon blood in me (it runs in the family), in my defense, there are women all over the place on the ground. I only get to fly maybe once or twice a year.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:39 AM (Gc/Qi)

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:39 AM (4933g)

164

 I wonder what it hit? .....Maybe there is a small boat missing.

Kirsti Alley on a raft?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 09:40 AM (4q5tP)

165 I should have stuck with my fist impression. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:38 PM (piMMO) Oh.. MY!

Posted by: George Takei at January 14, 2012 09:40 AM (niZvt)

166 I apologize. I take that back. It is a rock. From the other angle it looks like it peeled. I should have stuck with my fist impression. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:38 PM (piMMO) Where are you seeing these pictures?

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 09:40 AM (dWuuB)

167
Anybody watch the brit tv series Doc Martin?

I don't know exactly where they are, but I'd love to live there.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 09:41 AM (sqkOB)

168 168 I wonder what it hit? .....Maybe there is a small boat missing. Kirsti Alley on a raft? Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 01:40 PM (4q5tP) Face it, Kirstie don't need no raft. Kirsti Alley IS a raft.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:41 AM (niZvt)

169 O/T R.D., your music in Henry V is too loud -- can't hear the speech. Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 14, 2012 01:31 PM

I know.  I had to cover up the other music.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:41 AM (4933g)

170 Italian swimming lessons can be expensive, but very scenic none the less.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:41 AM (ZJCDy)

171  Look at this picture.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 01:39 PM (4933g)

Yep, that's a big fuckin' rock. Broke off.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:41 AM (a28oZ)

172 Has anybody said if this ship can be salvaged, or is it likely to just get scrapped?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:42 AM (niZvt)

173 Where are you seeing these pictures?

The photos that ace linked keep updating. Originally there was a shot of the keel from a distance. Now there's one up close. However, the picture that clearly shows a piece of shore rock poking through the side is in Dave's link above.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:42 AM (piMMO)

174 Thing is, the gash is on the mainland side, not the island side.  Weird, that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:43 AM (4933g)

175 Yeah, that's a big ass rock. And it tore a big ass hole.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 14, 2012 09:43 AM (QcFbt)

176 ...but if you look closely it is wheer something literally peeled back the hull like a sardine can. So it was a Norwegian ship.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:43 AM (j+Izh)

177 Just below the waterline too.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:43 AM (a28oZ)

178 Is it possible the rock is not from the initial collision, but from a secondary collision as the Capt. tried to steer the crippled ship near shore?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:44 AM (i6RpT)

179 180 ...but if you look closely it is wheer something literally peeled back the hull like a sardine can. So it was a Norwegian ship. Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 01:43 PM (j+Izh) I thought Norwegians lean Left?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:45 AM (niZvt)

180 I have never cruised and the only interest I have in doing so would be an Alaskan cruise. Even so, I will NEVER EVER cruise without a balcony suite.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:45 AM (piMMO)

181 I thought Norwegians lean Left? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 01:45 PM (niZvt) Not those named Quisling

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:46 AM (i6RpT)

182 Has anybody said if this ship can be salvaged, or is it likely to just get scrapped?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 01:42 PM (niZvt)

It's a pretty new ship. They'll probably try and salvage it. Patch the hole, pump the water out, get it to float enough to tow it to the nearest dry dock.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 09:46 AM (a28oZ)

183 Is it possible the rock is not from the initial collision, but from a secondary collision as the Capt. tried to steer the crippled ship near shore? Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 01:44 PM

That's what I was thinking.  Could've happened when he beached it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 09:46 AM (4933g)

184

178Thing is, the gash is on the mainland side, not the island side. Weird, that.
---------

Yeah, that does seem weird. ....Thanks for the picture(s).

It's laying over on it's undamaged side. That's what seems weird. 

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 09:46 AM (Qli+Q)

185

I only get to fly maybe once or twice a year.

Once every five years or so with me, if I'm lucky. It's so rare, I want to soak up every sensation and view possible.

Did I mention that the largest part of my psyche is still in its teenaged years? Not that I give a shit...

Which is Phase II of CC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 09:46 AM (d0Tfm)

186 Who was literally asleep at the wheel to not miss this? Sad for those missing and who lost loved ones.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at January 14, 2012 09:47 AM (baL2B)

187 Is it possible the rock is not from the initial collision, but from a secondary collision as the Capt. tried to steer the crippled ship near shore?

Did the weight of the ship cause it to puncture through two hull walls as it listed?

This is going to be an interesting investigation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:47 AM (piMMO)

188 So much for the temptation I was feeling to take a cruise. I'm cured.

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 09:47 AM (joSBv)

189 Look at this picture. Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 01:39 PM (4933g) Attsa notta good!

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 09:47 AM (dWuuB)

190 So maybe a steering/power failure put them on the rock? It had to be on the charts and well known. I suppose all the high tech gear in the world is useless if a hydraulic hose bursts or some sort of driveshaft seizes up..

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 09:48 AM (hiMsy)

191 It is a rock. From the other angle it looks like it peeled.

Yep, the longer shot in rdbrewer's link shows the whole gash.  The rock is bigger than a lifeboat and the smash is 10x that long.  Is the orange debris washed at the top right is one of those big life preservers?

I totaled a lower unit on a rock this past August.  Who knew Sand Point wasn't sand.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2012 09:48 AM (t/mAc)

192 Tow it out to 500 ft depth and sink it. Rediscover 50-100 years later, make a thousand documentaries with zombie Jacques Clousseau. Jobs!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:50 AM (j+Izh)

193 189 - I would have thought the becoming of curmudgeonness would involve losing that teenage psyche stuff. I was counting on that as my defense against getting old.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:51 AM (Gc/Qi)

194 Is this what they call a Cruise to Starboard?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:52 AM (niZvt)

195 These one-percenters shouid have sent their money to my re-election instead of wasting it on a boat trip. Let 'em drown

Posted by: Dear Leader at January 14, 2012 09:52 AM (gbnuS)

196

Hmmm... three recent earthquakes in the area...

The undersea landscape does shift... somthing may have moved... add in some heavey seas and a good 'roller'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 09:52 AM (NtXW4)

197 >>This is going to be an interesting investigation.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:47 PM (piMMO)

The Captain will prolly go with the arrhythmia defense. It's trendy   

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:53 AM (ZJCDy)

198 Is this what they call a Cruise to Starboard? Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 01:52 PM (niZvt) I'd say the Ship pulled a Solyndra

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 09:53 AM (i6RpT)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:54 AM (piMMO)

200 It really looks like the ship dragged along on a big ass rock formation. The hull is not just cut, it is pushed in. I bet there will soon be divers out there looking for an undersea rock that looks Rocky.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 09:55 AM (dWuuB)

201

I was counting on that as my defense against getting old.

That's the only thing preventing the Final Phase: Full Mudge.

I still ride grocery carts occasionally...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 09:55 AM (d0Tfm)

202 Hmmm... three recent earthquakes in the area... The undersea landscape does shift... somthing may have moved... add in some heavey seas and a good 'roller'? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 01:52 PM (NtXW4) Yep, outdated charts are as bad as no charts.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 09:56 AM (dWuuB)

203 I wonder who the insurer for the ship is.

Posted by: SamIam at January 14, 2012 09:59 AM (BBm11)

204 Yep, outdated charts are as bad as no charts.

I'd guess worse. False confidence resulting in an unpleasant surprise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 09:59 AM (piMMO)

205 Yep, outdated charts are as bad as no charts. Yep, I tried telling that to the Chinese embassy in Belgrade.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2012 09:59 AM (j+Izh)

206 203 Damn.

Time to lighten the mood a bit.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:54 PM (piMMO)

So, they DID perfect Cloning???

I'll take one of each....

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 14, 2012 09:59 AM (NtXW4)

207 Yep, outdated charts are as bad as no charts.

I'd guess worse. False confidence resulting in an unpleasant surprise.

So my father always insisted. He bought new issues when they came out for that reason.

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 10:01 AM (joSBv)

208 When the Moby McCain ran aground, it took an entire gang of outlaw bikers to dislodge the leg of lamb plugging her blowhole.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 10:02 AM (3raPN)

209 203 Damn. Time to lighten the mood a bit. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:54 PM (piMMO) Wow, I don't think I've ever enjoyed Aquilera so much in any other music video... those WW2 era outfits are actually a lot sexier than the ho-outfits female singers wear today, and for once she didn't ruin the song with her torturous demonstrations of how she can hit every note.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 10:03 AM (niZvt)

210 The miracle would be that only three people were killed per abc radio news.

"And there is late word the Costa Concordia's captain is now under arrest"

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:03 AM (oZfic)

211 205 - I see... well, I am still young enough, and single, so I'm counting on being able to ride... other things. For now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 10:04 AM (Gc/Qi)

212 The first Christina Hendricks episode of Firefly is on.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 10:04 AM (4933g)

213 Wow, I don't think I've ever enjoyed Aquilera so much in any other music video... those WW2 era outfits are actually a lot sexier than the ho-outfits female singers wear today, and for once she didn't ruin the song with her torturous demonstrations of how she can hit every note.

check

check

check

I love that video and the song is dirty but it is sung and performed in such a charming way that it doesn't seem dirty. Bravo to the director on that one. And, yeah, she usually just sings to hear herself sing which is pathetic because she is very talented.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 10:05 AM (piMMO)

214 215 205 - I see... well, I am still young enough, and single, so I'm counting on being able to ride... other things. For now. Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 02:04 PM (Gc/Qi) Bob Dole says, nowadays you're NEVER too old old!

Posted by: Bob Dole Sporting Natural Railroad Spike at January 14, 2012 10:05 AM (niZvt)

215

As an aside, on a study of how shitty a cruise line can be ran, I recommend The Ship and the Sorm: Hurricane Mitch and the loss of the Fantome.

A true story about how a Windjammer cruise ship sailed right into a Cat 5 hurricane, partially because the owner was an arrogant asshole.

The ending is not happy of course.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:06 AM (a28oZ)

216 If the Captain or anyone else In a position of responsibility was drunk, that cruise line is in for a looooooong nightmare.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 10:08 AM (hiMsy)

217 Some were lucky and died.

Others are still alive.

Posted by: Random at January 14, 2012 10:09 AM (YiE0S)

218 Maybe Gordon Lightfoot can make a hit song about this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:09 AM (4q5tP)

219 Repair of that thing is going to be pretty expensive. Probably easiest to just tell the Chinese they can have if they come pick it up.

Posted by: Blaster at January 14, 2012 10:10 AM (Fw2Gg)

220 Hey, nice boat

Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 14, 2012 10:10 AM (mue85)

221 "It was so unorganised, our evacuation drill was scheduled for 17:00 (16:00 GMT)," Melissa Goduti, 28, from the US told AP. "We had joked what if something had happened today." "We were having supper when the lights suddenly went out, we heard a boom and a groaning noise, and all the cutlery fell on the floor," said Luciano Castro."

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:10 AM (oZfic)

222

Rocket City Rednecks is on NatGeo. ....The cool thing about that show, is seeing a young rocket scientist and his geek buddies playing around, using advanced-level science to do funny garage-projects.

And it explodes the myth that "people with Southern accents are dumb".

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 10:11 AM (Qli+Q)

223 I love that video and the song is dirty but it is sung and performed in such a charming way that it doesn't seem dirty. Bravo to the director on that one.

Yes, it's the perfect updated reply to that Dean Martin - Andrews Sister vid. Thanks, I hadn't seen it before.

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 10:11 AM (joSBv)

224 Geez, how would you even begin to right that ship.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 10:12 AM (4933g)

225 If Sully Sullenberger was the Captain, he would've elevated to 1,000 feet then beached her safely on shore.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 10:13 AM (uIz80)

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:14 AM (oZfic)

227 Geez, how would you even begin to right that ship. Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 02:12 PM (4933g) Seal the damage. Pump the water out. Pump air in.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:14 AM (i6RpT)

228

if i may?

i lived in sardinia, italy for six years and did some time in the harbor patrol

all the islands off the main coast have steep jagged rocks just waiting for someone to not be paying attention, we actually put our rhibs agound more than once...even in waters we knew well

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 14, 2012 10:14 AM (MedXx)

229 A true story about how a Windjammer cruise ship swordfish boat sailed right into a Cat 5 hurricane, partially because the owner was an arrogant asshole. Perfect storm?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 10:14 AM (j+Izh)

230 200

Hmmm... three recent earthquakes in the area...

The undersea landscape does shift... somthing may have moved... add in some heavey seas and a good 'roller'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 01:52 PM (NtXW4)


The pics from when the ship was just starting to capsize show the seas were very calm.

Posted by: fozzy at January 14, 2012 10:15 AM (FEzSe)

231

 "It was so unorganised, our evacuation drill was scheduled for 17:00 (16:00 GMT)," Melissa Goduti, 28, from the US told AP.

It's Italian.  Hello??!!!11!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (4q5tP)

232 If Sully Sullenberger was the Captain, he would've elevated to 1,000 feet then beached her safely on shore.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 02:13 PM (uIz80)

Okay, that made me laugh.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (a28oZ)

233 SS Whitehouse

Posted by: Jimmah at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (TMeYE)

234 As an aside, on a study of how shitty a cruise line can be ran, I recommend The Ship and the Sorm: Hurricane Mitch and the loss of the Fantome.

I just looked it up. What a beautiful ship he was.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (piMMO)

235 228 Geez, how would you even begin to right that ship.
__________

Ping pong balls, of course.

Posted by: Donald Duck at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (6fER6)

236 Can't understand people who don't even pay attention when they take-off.

Don't they realize what's about to happen? You're strapped to rockets and you're  about to leave the ground and fly 5 miles high in the air!
---------------------------

It's my favorite part of flying. I love the sensation of takeoff.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:13 PM (piMMO) 


Me too.  I don't get to fly much, so when I do, I try to buy tickets between destinations with as many layovers as possible, just so I can do it at least twice each way.    I too don't get the people who are so blasé about it.  Gimme a window seat!.


Posted by: lurker who thinks flying's amaaaazing at January 14, 2012 10:16 AM (XHTHB)

237 It's my favorite part of flying. I love the sensation of takeoff.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 01:13 PM (piMMO)

You would love taking off from LaGuardia then, you go straight up

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:18 AM (oZfic)

238 228 Geez, how would you even begin to right that ship.
___________

Pop corn and duct tape, same way you insulate a house.

Posted by: Red Green at January 14, 2012 10:18 AM (6fER6)

239

And it explodes the myth that "people with Southern accents are dumb".

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 02:11 PM (Qli+Q)

I love redneck sports because there's always a contest of science application.  Pumpkin chucking, tractor pulling, stock car racing, monster trucks- it's all engineering.

 

Posted by: Rosie Onyeah at January 14, 2012 10:18 AM (xXhWA)

240

 

They're Italian so the bridge crew were  probably talking and nobody had their hands on the wheel

Posted by: kj at January 14, 2012 10:18 AM (CXpT5)

241 That's what happens when you get on a ship run by greasy spaghetti-slurpers.

It is a metaphor for their whole county!

Posted by: Lugo at January 14, 2012 10:19 AM (yFhaF)

242 "It was so unorganised, our evacuation drill was scheduled for 17:00 (16:00 GMT)," Melissa Goduti, 28, from the US told AP.

It's Italian.  Hello??!!!11!


Yeah, and the trains haven't run on time years either.

Posted by: Benito at January 14, 2012 10:19 AM (joSBv)

243 If Sully SullenbergerSandra Bullock was the Captain, (s)he would've elevated to 1,000 feet then beached her safely on shore. Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 02:13 PM (uIz80) FIFY

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 10:19 AM (j+Izh)

244 You would love taking off from LaGuardia then, you go straight up

Yes I would! Nest time, I'll skip Newark and go LaGuardia.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 10:19 AM (piMMO)

245

This all seems to make a good argument for keeping those big cruisers out in the safety of deeper waters......and ferrying the passengers to shore.

Not as scenic, from the decks of the cruise ships.  But a lot safer.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 10:20 AM (Qli+Q)

246 They arrested the Captain so they must know something.

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:20 AM (oZfic)

247

Geez, how would you even begin to right that ship.

Need a couple of agile plumbers?

Posted by: Mario & Luigi at January 14, 2012 10:20 AM (4q5tP)

248 They're Italian so the bridge crew were  probably talking and nobody had their hands on the wheel Omg reminded of first time on the autostrada and seeing the guys driving 220 kph on their cellphones talking with their hands! Scary.

Posted by: Blaster at January 14, 2012 10:20 AM (Fw2Gg)

249 You would love taking off from LaGuardia then, you go straight up Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 02:18 PM (oZfic) Better than going straight down?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:21 AM (i6RpT)

250 Doc still couldn't resist copping a feel on the lady hanging from the chandalier.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 10:22 AM (Q5fHc)

251 Heh, I moved down here from Hunstville, AL, also known as the Rocket City. Many of Von Braun's team liked it up there so much, they stayed after they retired.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 10:23 AM (d0Tfm)

252 Seal the damage. Pump the water out. Pump air in. Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 02:14 PM

Yeah, but water has overtopped the deck.  And what if there's another hole on the starboard side?

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 10:23 AM (4933g)

253 I just looked it up. What a beautiful ship he was.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 02:16 PM (piMMO)

It was very beautiful. If I recall correctly, it was originally built for a member of European royalty in the 20's.

Too bad it's a bunch of toothpicks scattered along the bottom of the Gulf of Honduras.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:23 AM (a28oZ)

254 This all seems to make a good argument for keeping those big cruisers out in the safety of deeper waters......and ferrying the passengers to shore. I never liked the super sized cruisers: the larger the ships get, the suckier the service seems to be. It used to be that when you went cruising, you were always eating. On Carnival, I was always wondering when we would get to eat. Besides, too many people crowded in a relatively confined space: no wonder plagues always seem to break out. And... with thousands onboard, it seems only a matter of time before a disaster of truly epic proportions.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 10:25 AM (niZvt)

255

 I guess Disney World is not as exotic as a Cruise, but I doubt it will sink.

Yeh, but the idea of giraffes pissing on my balcony is worrying.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2012 10:26 AM (XdlcF)

256 Yeah, but water has overtopped the deck. And what if there's another hole on the starboard side? Posted by: rdbrewer at January 14, 2012 02:23 PM (4933g) Hey I'm a freaken Dentist, why are you listening to me?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:26 AM (i6RpT)

257 Hey I'm a freaken Dentist, why are you listening to me? Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 02:26 PM (i6RpT) I dunno... I guess you can fill the cavities?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 10:27 AM (niZvt)

258 Yeh, but the idea of giraffes pissing on my balcony is worrying. Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2012 02:26 PM (XdlcF) Giraffes? Hell that was me from the 3rd floor

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:28 AM (i6RpT)

259

The pics from when the ship was just starting to capsize show the seas were very calm.

Posted by: fozzy at January 14, 2012 02:15 PM (FEzSe)

Hmmm... this it the Med as well... don't remember being big seas there like in the Pacific or Atlantic... but its been a lot of beers, I mean years since I sailed those Waters...

Like... oh... last Millenium?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 10:28 AM (NtXW4)

260

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 02:25 PM (niZvt)

This is very true. I went on a cruise with Dolphin Cruise Line. They're fleet are all smaller and older ships.

The cruise I went on had only 500 passengers and it seemed like we knew half of them by name by midweek.

The smaller the cruise ship, the better.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:28 AM (a28oZ)

261 258 They also look very top-heavy to me. But I'm not a naval engineer, so what do I know?

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2012 10:29 AM (sdi6R)

262

Heh, I moved down here from Hunstville, AL, also known as the Rocket City. Many of Von Braun's team liked it up there so much, they stayed after they retired.

 

Bet none of they drove metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:30 AM (4q5tP)

263

255Heh, I moved down here from Hunstville, AL, also known as the Rocket City. Many of Von Braun's team liked it up there so much, they stayed after they retired.

--------

That show, Rocket City Rednecks, is located there at Huntsville. Hence the name. .....The main guy, Travis Taylor, is a rocket scientist who does work for NASA, JPL too, I think. And all his buddies are geniuses too.....his dad is on there too, and helps them with their projects. He worked on the Apollo missions.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 10:31 AM (Qli+Q)

264

I'm not clicking on the link at Instapundit to a story about a fake penis getting someone fired.

Even reading that much is TMI.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2012 10:31 AM (XdlcF)

265 they = them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:32 AM (4q5tP)

266 The thing that creeps me out about a Cruise is the staff situation. I've never been on one, and I haven't ruled it out but I know people who tried "working their way around the world" by becoming Cruise employees. I don't know how I'd ever relax knowing that there were all these kids creeping around in passageways and living in little nests of bunk beds all around me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 10:34 AM (uIz80)

267 You would love taking off from LaGuardia then, you go straight up Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 02:18 PM (oZfic) I was on a flight from Minn. to Seattle and we had to take off into an enormous thunderstorm. The pilot said he would point the plane up as much as it could go and step on the gas. We would be above the storm in about 2 minutes. He pushed that small airliner way past the usual takeoff specs. It was as close to being in a fighter plane as I'll ever get.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 10:34 AM (dWuuB)

268

@258, CoolCzech,

I know what you mean. ....I've never been on a big cruise liner. Yet. Been tempted to go on one at times. .....But when it came down to it, the thought of surrendering all control over my life for several days just sort of overcame the prospect of an endless buffet.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 10:35 AM (Qli+Q)

269
That ship looks like America under the JEFs piloting.

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 10:37 AM (VMcEw)

270 That ship looks like America under the JEFs piloting. Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 02:37 PM (VMcEw) except I bet the ship is refloated before America is

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:38 AM (i6RpT)

271 I don't know how I'd ever relax knowing that there were all these kids creeping around in passageways and living in little nests of bunk beds all around me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 02:34 PM (uIz80)

I've never heard that.

It'd be fucked up if you were stumbling around drunk after the discotheque closed at 3 a.m. and The Feral Kid jumps out of an air vent and tries to kill you for your wallet.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:38 AM (a28oZ)

272 waiting for Ace to blame this on Ron Paul in 3 ... 2 .. 1...

Posted by: Chuckit at January 14, 2012 10:39 AM (1C3O0)

273 OT: Are the games going to be available to watch online?

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 10:39 AM (WNvlG)

274
Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 10:39 AM (VMcEw)

275

Hence the name.

Well, I'll be sheep-dipped. Ima's from that area too.

Right before I moved down here, I worked at MSFC with a bunch of guys who were there in the old Mercury, Gemini and Apollo days. The building was the old Gemini assembly building.

And I know I've told y'all my boss was Charlie Yeager, Chuck's second cousin. Good times. Cool place to work too. There was all kinds of old spacesuits, prototypes and just, well, NASA stuff everywhere in that building. Part of a Skylab training module was wrapped up in plastic just sitting in a corner.

Built a full-scale mock-up of a propsed (this was in '87) Science Module for the current Space Station while I was there. I think it's still on the tour, along with the Habitation Module mock-up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 10:40 AM (d0Tfm)

276 You have to wonder how many crew members were negligent in a location that clearly presented navigation problems.
Is everything dependent on computers as though they were on a sub?
I can only imagine what went on on that bridge in the middle of the night on the open ocean.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 10:40 AM (ZJCDy)

277 A friend had an elderly uncle who would go on these cruises free. His job was to mingle and dance with women. He shared a cabin with one other person. Overall, he enjoyed himself.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 10:41 AM (WNvlG)

278
quick someone p-chop Chtulu in that pic!

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 10:41 AM (sqkOB)

279 A friend had an elderly uncle who would go on these cruises free. His job was to mingle and dance with women. He shared a cabin with one other person. Overall, he enjoyed himself. Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 02:41 PM (WNvlG) Yeah I saw that movie

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 10:42 AM (i6RpT)

280 A deer ran out into the strait.

Posted by: Capt. Billy Bob at January 14, 2012 10:44 AM (j+Izh)

281 I guess Superman was baked on Kryptonite hash again.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 10:45 AM (dWuuB)

282

@279....BackwardsBoy.

Well, hell.....you might even recognize Travis's dad. I forget his name. ....It's a cool show, if you haven't watched it. I get a kick out of it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2012 10:46 AM (Qli+Q)

283 Someone on fb is calling the game "the choir boy versus the playboy"

Posted by: Free Market Capitalism is the Best Path to Prosperity at January 14, 2012 10:47 AM (oZfic)

284 Second Tier Blog Runs Aground

Posted by: alternate headline at January 14, 2012 10:47 AM (xKueo)

285 >>I guess Superman was baked on Kryptonite hash again.

No, that was the Captain.

Posted by: Jamie Brocket at January 14, 2012 10:48 AM (VMcEw)

286 Posted by: ErikW
One of the guys I knew only talked about how awesome it was to see all the sights, the new chicks every month, etc. The other guy did nothing but bitch like he'd been in prison for a year. Who knows which was more accurate?
They do live in weird, communal conditions and they do have their own little ways around the ship, they both mentioned that all the time. Tons of rules, and you're basically dependent on your employer for everything when you're stuck in the middle of the ocean. Lots of "company store" action.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 10:48 AM (Qjh0I)

287

I need to friend a Moron on Facebook.

I just got the funniest pitcure of a feminist rally with a guy standing way off the the background and holding up a sign that reads, "Iron my shirt, bitch!"

It's probably old, tho.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:49 AM (a28oZ)

288

Uh oh:

Authorities were looking at why the ship didn't hail a mayday during the accident near the Italian island of Giglio on Friday night, officials said. The ship is owned by Genoa-based Costa Cruises.

"At the moment we can't exclude that the ship had some kind of technical problem, and for this reason moved towards the coast in order to save the passengers, the crew and the ship. But they didn't send a mayday. The ship got in contact with us once the evacuation procedures were already ongoing," Del Santo said prior to the announcement of the arrest.

 

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 14, 2012 10:49 AM (XdlcF)

289
Song about a doomed ship.

Posted by: Jamie Brockett at January 14, 2012 10:50 AM (VMcEw)

290

Well, hell.....you might even recognize Travis's dad. I forget his name. ....It's a cool show, if you haven't watched it. I get a kick out of it.

I just might recognize him. I went to HS up there with a Mike Taylor. I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 10:50 AM (d0Tfm)

291 @TimTebow

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 10:51 AM (WNvlG)

292 Guam is going to do the same thing, you just watch.

Posted by: Some Democrat Congresscriter at January 14, 2012 10:53 AM (Usk3+)

293 You couldn't get me on one of those things if you paid me.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 14, 2012 10:53 AM (dM1NM)

294

When I was eight I saw an old WWII amphibious plane crash on takeoff on Diamond Lake in MI.  Everyone got out before the plane sank. The plane went down pretty quickly.  When they came to salvage it, scuba divers filled it with bladders and filled the bladders whith air. The bladders pushed the water out of the plane and it rose to the surface.

I imagine that they will seal the holes and do something similar.  It is in a shallow depth so pressure should not be too big of an issue.

Dirk Pitt raised the Titanic back in the 70s and that was really deep.

Posted by: Sock With No Name...Yet at January 14, 2012 10:53 AM (Q5fHc)

295

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 02:48 PM (Qjh0I)

That's interesting. I actually considered getting a job on a cruise ship as a casino dealer because I was told by an actual dealer that if you were American and could shuffle a deck of cards, you could get a job.

I can see how it could be a wierd communal thing. I'm definitely not up for the "company store."

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 10:53 AM (a28oZ)

296
The Titanic would be considered a medium size ship in displacement compared to the Concordia and there are even bigger ships out there.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 10:55 AM (oBLPv)

297 Lots of "company store" action.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 02:48 PM (Qjh0I)

I was wondering if there was any cougar action on those cruises.

 

Posted by: Herm the pizza man at January 14, 2012 10:56 AM (Usk3+)

298

For those of you on the fence about taking a cruise, lemme just say a couple words:

Topless. Sun. Decks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:57 AM (4q5tP)

299 Sorry about the capsizing. I shouldn't have run over to the rail like that.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 14, 2012 10:57 AM (dRxxJ)

300 It might be different if you are a "professional". These guys were lowest rung restaurant/dining room help who hung out with chambermaids.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 10:59 AM (hiMsy)

301 302

For those of you on the fence about taking a cruise, lemme just say a couple words:

Topless. Sun. Decks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 02:57 PM (4q5tP)

That's three words. About two things. Where the ticket booth?

Posted by: Herminator the pizza man at January 14, 2012 10:59 AM (Usk3+)

302
funny thing about those who go noodie kazoo in public: they don't look good noodie kazoo

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 10:59 AM (sqkOB)

303 Okay, next time we try less buggering and more lash.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at January 14, 2012 10:59 AM (j+Izh)

304

The Titanic would be considered a medium size ship in displacement compared to the Concordia and there are even bigger ships out there.

I drive past Port Canaveral when I have gigs over on the coast. There's some damn big ships there sometimes, the Disney and Carnival ones.

I've heard from several friends who've been on cruises that they're a lot of fun and the food's pretty good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 11:00 AM (d0Tfm)

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2012 11:00 AM (kaalw)

306

The Titanic would be considered a medium size ship in displacement compared to the Concordia and there are even bigger ships out there.

Hey baby, I'm packing a Concordia here.

Posted by: Julian Epstein at January 14, 2012 11:01 AM (4q5tP)

307

Been there. Done that.

Posted by: Exxon Valdez at January 14, 2012 11:01 AM (Usk3+)

308 282
quick someone p-chop Chtulu in that pic!

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 02:41 PM (sqkOB)

Hey!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2012 11:01 AM (kaalw)

309 Was the captain texting or something? Ridiculous! Should never happen! Passengers gonna own a cruise line when all said and done.

Posted by: Uncle Wang at January 14, 2012 11:05 AM (jiwQf)

310

Topless. Sun. Decks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 02:57 PM


That was the first time I ever saw Teh Boobies live. I was fourteen.

They were magnificent. It made me feel funny. You know...down there.

*sigh*

Posted by: Moron ™ at January 14, 2012 11:06 AM (kqlYK)

311 I've had mixed results on my two cruises.  The first was a 7 day cruise on Royal Caribbean.  It was amazing.  The ship, people, food and entertainment were all very impressive.  The second was a 7 day cruise with Carnival.  Two days in we both got the Nora virus.  The rest of the cruise was spent in the room wishing we were dead.  My fever was so bad that I really thought that was a possibility.  The only thing the doctor would do is give my asprin.  I really couldn't rate the cruise from my room but I am sure Royal Caribean is more expensive for a reason.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 11:07 AM (Q5fHc)

313 Dirk Pitt raised the Titanic back in the 70s and that was really deep.

Porn star?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:08 AM (piMMO)

314

Topless. Sun. Decks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 02:57 PM (4q5tP)

I never did make it to the top deck.

Might have to strap it down for that trip.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 11:08 AM (a28oZ)

315 It made me feel funny. You know...down there. *sigh* Kinda reminded you of that feeling you got on the downward glide on a big swing set?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 11:10 AM (j+Izh)

316 I just got the funniest pitcure of a feminist rally with a guy standing way off the the background and holding up a sign that reads, "Iron my shirt, bitch!"

Put it on flicker then link it here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:11 AM (piMMO)

317

It's probably old, tho.

 

Real old...but a classic.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 11:12 AM (xKueo)

318 317 Dirk Pitt raised the Titanic back in the 70s and that was really deep.

Porn star?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 03:08 PM (piMMO)

Action flick.  Think Dirk Pitt was plyed by Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 11:12 AM (Q5fHc)

319

It was very beautiful. If I recall correctly, it was originally built for a member of European royalty in the 20's.

Too bad it's a bunch of toothpicks scattered along the bottom of the Gulf of Honduras.


Wasn't she a steel hull? I read today that they think it sank in about 1500' of water. Seems they could raise her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:13 AM (piMMO)

320 Don't worry Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.

Couldn't find the link from Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 11:14 AM (Lpgtj)

321
Some interior shots before the accident.

Maybe the captain couldn't take any more of the interior and wanted out.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 11:14 AM (oBLPv)

322 Two days in we both got the Nora virus. Hey, let's give credit where credit is due!

Posted by: Norwalk, OH board of Tourism and Trade at January 14, 2012 11:15 AM (j+Izh)

323 I guess we may as well be on the lookout for any damaged submarines going into dry dock.

Posted by: Jamie Brockett at January 14, 2012 11:16 AM (VMcEw)

324 We moronettes have been patient and giving this year. Until last night, no man-meat to stare at while constantly serving up the hotties to the morons.

I fully expect a hot Tebow pic today.

The boy makes me feel things that aren't quite, uh, Christian.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:16 AM (piMMO)

325

I never did make it to the top deck.

Might have to strap it down for that trip.

While wearing an Italian designer bananna hammock?  Most impressive.

Posted by: Julian Epstein at January 14, 2012 11:17 AM (4q5tP)

326

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2012 03:00 PM (kaalw)

It was a false-flag operation executed by the US, which is so eager to wage war against Iran!  Don't you remember the Lusitania?  

*sarc*

Posted by: Pauluian at January 14, 2012 11:17 AM (UR5vq)

327 "The cruise ship incident is very serious. I've just signed an executive order banning all permits for cruise ship movement in American waters until we know exactly what happened in this case." 

Posted by: Barry the Protector Obamski at January 14, 2012 11:17 AM (Usk3+)

328 I'm your drunken cut rate harbor pilot and I've just missed the buoy marking 20 ft dept and the ship drafts 40 ft. Damn, this hangover is killing me. Now I've just ripped a gash in the hull you could sail the Titanic through and put 4000 paying passengers into the drink.

Think your 15 minute maritime insurance will pay for this?

Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem .... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at January 14, 2012 11:18 AM (Y+DPZ)

329 We went on an Alaskan cruise two years ago, on an Italian ship, Silver Shadow. Great food and service. But it was driven by a Scandi. That's what you want in a boat--Italian food, but a Scandi captain. Not the other way around, God forbid.

Posted by: stace at January 14, 2012 11:18 AM (lYlx9)

330

Wasn't she a steel hull? I read today that they think it sank in about 1500' of water. Seems they could raise her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 03:13 PM (piMMO)

That's right, she was a steel hull (been years since I read the book.)

There might not be much left other than that tho, which is a shame. She was almost certainly dismasted.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 11:19 AM (a28oZ)

331 Santorum: US wrong to condemn Iran scientist death Published: 01.14.12, 20:59 / Israel News Republican presidential contender Rick Santorum said Saturday the US was wrong to condemn the killing of an Iranian nuclear scientist this week. "Our country condemned it. My feeling is we should have kept our mouth shut," Santorum told about 200 people packed into a diner in Greenville. "If these are people who are developing a weapon to be used to either destroy the state of Israel or to spread terror – a reign of terror – around the world, we shouldn't be sitting on the sidelines and letting it happen." (AP) Did I miss something? Did we condemn it?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 11:19 AM (i6RpT)

332

309 Iran?

Damned interesting if it's true. I'll be giving it the 24-hour Treatment, but with this excuse for an administration, we'll never hear the truth from them anyways.

Still, if Iran did this, they'd be inviting trouble, and a metric fuck-ton of it at that. Sure would be nice to know what the other side of the hull, the part that's underwater, looks like. If it has a hole that appears to be from an explosion, then all bets are off.

I'm confused about Russia's role in this, 'tho. I thought they were Iranian allies, kinda, sorta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 11:20 AM (d0Tfm)

333 Reporting 3 dead, two French tourists, unknown 3rd.
Most were evac'ed to the island. I'm glad it was daylight at the time.

What? That's not the ship of state?
Oh yeah, it's listing to the right. /sarc

Posted by: Gmac at January 14, 2012 11:21 AM (Zsn/u)

334 Waiting for the environmentalist to make the cruise-line repair the damage to the rocks/coral they scraped.

I heard of the requirement for rocks to be painted in the desert that are disturbed by the construction of pipelines. Now I have to look it up.

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 11:21 AM (VMcEw)

335 Great tip, Stace. Magnus in the wheelhouse, Vito in the galley. Should be a law.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 11:21 AM (hiMsy)

336 I hereby christen thee, the SS SCOAMF

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 11:22 AM (Y+DPZ)

337 309 Iran?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2012 03:00 PM (kaalw)

Modern torpedoes don't hit the ship, they blow up underneath and let the bubble formed by the explosion do the damage... it literaly breaks a ship in half...

Unless there is other damage somewhere, and the gash we see was caused when it was coming in to beach itself (possible)... I can't see that damage being caused by a torpedo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 11:22 AM (NtXW4)

338 There might not be much left other than that tho, which is a shame. She was almost certainly dismasted.

It's bone-chilling to read of the several different way in which she may have met her fate. All must have been horrendously terrifying for those aboard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:22 AM (piMMO)

339 The Mosaad did it. You'll see.

Posted by: Luap Nor at January 14, 2012 11:23 AM (kqlYK)

340 Modern torpedoes don't hit the ship, they blow up underneath and let the bubble formed by the explosion do the damage... it literaly breaks a ship in half...

I think a photo essay of just such an explosion was posted here in the last year. That's exactly what happened

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 11:23 AM (piMMO)

341 Give me a ship with British officers, French and Italian cooks, German engineers, Scandinavian stewardesses and waitresses, and American passengers

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 11:26 AM (Y+DPZ)

342

Too bad it wasn't the italian island of Gigilo. Then we would know where all the women are.

Too soon?

Posted by: dagny at January 14, 2012 11:26 AM (Ke2m6)

343 >>>. But it was driven by a Scandi. You mean a Viking.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 11:28 AM (WNvlG)

344

The boy makes me feel things that aren't quite, uh, Christian.

He was on the NFL channel all moring at the gym while I tortured myself on the machines. I think I may have found my carrot on a stick.

Except he may be a little of a butthimface. Because I'm a woman of experience and some maturity, I can overlook that due to his other potential ...........attributes.

Posted by: dagny at January 14, 2012 11:29 AM (Ke2m6)

Posted by: FiREHOSE at January 14, 2012 11:31 AM (xKueo)

346 Ever been bass boating at 60mph on an Appalachian lake, and the depth locator suddenly goes from 60' to 5'? That'll put the fear of God in ya.

Posted by: Capt. Billy Bob at January 14, 2012 11:32 AM (j+Izh)

347 >>>It was a truly wondrous sight to see and is a memory that remains with me to this day. I remember taking off and landing at LaGuardia at sunset. At the time, it felt so low and slow as if I could touch the skyscrapers of Manhattan. They were all golden, reflecting the setting sun. Post 9/11, those days are gone...

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 11:33 AM (WNvlG)

348 "Butthimface"? Haha, first time I've heard that variation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 11:35 AM (hiMsy)

349 Tebow and his girlfriend: http://goo.gl/PGgKR

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 11:35 AM (WNvlG)

350 Capt Billy Bob, Smith Mtn Lake in VA is exactly that way. You can fly but you can't relax. And don't even go near the dam.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 11:39 AM (hiMsy)

351 Ever been bass boating at 60mph on an Appalachian lake, and the depth locator suddenly goes from 60' to 5'? That'll put the fear of God in ya.

Posted by: Capt. Billy Bob at January 14, 2012 03:32 PM (j+Izh)

Yep. I was driving a 30' Chris Craft that didn't belong to me at full throttle when the depth finder went from 25' to 5'. I wheeled that cocksucker over right quick!

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 11:40 AM (a28oZ)

352 How the fuck do you salvage that thing?  It going to be there a LONG LONG time.  I guess they will cut it up, doesn't look like the hole can be repaired.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at January 14, 2012 03:39 PM

I think there are salvage companies that can do it, they can patch the gash, pump the water out, and tow it to a port. First thing they have to do is send divers to make sure there's no bodies left in there



Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 11:44 AM (Y+DPZ)

353

I remember taking off and landing at LaGuardia at sunset. At the time, it felt so low and slow as if I could touch the skyscrapers of Manhattan. They were all golden, reflecting the setting sun. Post 9/11, those days are gone...

Here's an example of my vast geographical knowledge...

Layover in Newark, NJ on the way to Ohio again, on approach, start seeing the beginnings of a town outside my window seat. What seems like twenty minutes later, the buildings are getting bigger and bigger, thinking, "Shit, this place is pretty big, whatever it is."

Then the Twin Towers come into view...

Duh!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 11:46 AM (d0Tfm)

354 It going to be there a LONG LONG time. http://tinyurl.com/bgvoze

Posted by: Capt. Billy Bob at January 14, 2012 11:47 AM (j+Izh)

355 Earlier Saturday Francesco Schettino, captain of the Costa Concordia, had told Italian television that the vessel had hit a rocky spur while cruising in waters which, according to the charts, should have been safe

That's-a one sharp-a elbow!


Posted by: Capt Schettino at January 14, 2012 11:48 AM (Y+DPZ)

356

How the fuck do you salvage that thing? 

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at January 14, 2012 03:39 PM (hXJOG)

That depends on how much money they want to spend on salvaging it. It can be refloated, it just depends on whether it's worth it or not.

I know that's kind of an obvious answer but my guess is that they at least try. It's only 6 years old and cost 450 million Euros (whatever the hell that is in U.S. dollers) to build.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 11:48 AM (a28oZ)

357 I was on a flight from Minn. to Seattle and we had to take off into an enormous thunderstorm.

It was as close to being in a fighter plane as I'll ever get.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 02:34 PM (dWuuB)

A number of years ago, I was flying back from Scotsdale, AZ, after a training seminar when the jet-liner I was in had to go down through a thunderstorm in order to land.  After the pilot warned us, he put that beast into a hard bank and then steep dive.  The aircraft was bouncing around pretty badly and even the stewardesses flight attendants were a little freaked out. 

I hate flying with a white-hot hatey hate anyway and that experience just about put me over the edge.  Once I got on the ground, I had a couple drinks.  On second thought, since it gave me an excuse to drink Scotch maybe it wasn't so bad afterall.

If the crew doesn't have their sh!t together, if things go sideways the passengers are screwed.  From what little I've read, it doesn't seem the crew on that ship knew what they were doing and left the passengers to fend for themselves after the ship listed. 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 14, 2012 11:49 AM (M0NzJ)

358 It would be difficult to break a ship of that size in two. A torpedo definitely broke that South Korean ship in two, but I think it was much smaller, something like a frigate.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 14, 2012 11:51 AM (7+pP9)

359 Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 03:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

Wonder how many decks are flooded and to what extent.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 11:51 AM (oBLPv)

360

I know that's kind of an obvious answer but my guess is that they at least try. It's only 6 years old and cost 450 million Euros (whatever the hell that is in U.S. dollers) to build.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 03:48 PM

Then it will be painted and sold as "previously owned" at a Southern California auction

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 11:51 AM (Y+DPZ)

361 From what little I've read, it doesn't seem the crew on that ship knew what they were doing and left the passengers to fend for themselves after the ship listed. 

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 14, 2012 03:49 PM (M0NzJ)

I think I read that they hadn't had the lifeboat drill yet too, since it was the first day out. So that was kind of bad timing.

Posted by: stace at January 14, 2012 11:53 AM (lYlx9)

362 Anyone who flies up and down the East Coast is now dragooned into my own personal obsession. Next time you are on a day time flight try to make a mental note of where you are when the dirt at the construction sites changes from red clay to normal brown dirt. I hunt for the demarcation every time I fly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 11:53 AM (hiMsy)

363 Thanks for this post! You're fired! I'm going on a cruise in two weeks. #$!@ ?%*&!

Posted by: Steve Lockridge at January 14, 2012 11:55 AM (U//lK)

364 Wonder how many decks are flooded and to what extent.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 03:51 PM

I'm not a marine engineer, but I imagine that you could pump water to the port side to ballast it and the ship will right itself, then it could be shored with collision mats and towed a short distance

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 11:55 AM (Y+DPZ)

365
NFL noodles!

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 12:00 PM (sqkOB)

366 >>>>Layover in Newark, NJ on the way to Ohio again... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. Heh. When I've flown to europe, I'd often switch planes in Cincinnati. It's a great small airport but because it's so small, the pilot would have to jam on the brakes so hard it felt like we were going to run off the runway. It was fun...sort of...

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 12:01 PM (WNvlG)

367 Unless there is other damage somewhere, and the gash we see was caused when it was coming in to beach itself (possible)... I can't see that damage being caused by a torpedo...

Yeah that's pretty far fetched.  Looks like he hit that rock "Like A Boss".
But any excuse to sink some more of the Iranian Navy is good with me.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2012 12:03 PM (t/mAc)

368 Yes, having your shit together is important. I remember years ago a ferry from europe to GB sunk because they forgot to close the fucking doors. So, went I was on it, I went around asking people if they had closed the doors and to show me. They were not amused but neither was I.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 12:04 PM (WNvlG)

369 reminds me of that time off the east coast of australia...

Posted by: Ron Rico at January 14, 2012 12:04 PM (RmlCF)

370 Costa sucks.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 14, 2012 12:04 PM (E7yM+)

371

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 03:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

As fucked up as that gash is, it can be sealed and even if it isn't watertight, as long as the pumps can keep more water out than what is coming in, it can be towed.

And BTW, I'm no marine engineer either, I've just read a shit-ton of maritime disaster books, so I'm going off of that.

I could be completely full of shit.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 12:04 PM (a28oZ)

372 I think cruises sound like a lot of fun but you are assuming a whole lot of risk to do things you could do on land.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 12:06 PM (loM0R)

373 Except he may be a little of a butthimface. Because I'm a woman of experience and some maturity, I can overlook that due to his other potential ...........attributes.

Sometimes he doesn't look great and sometimes he looks like a Roman god.

And this is new to me. Sometimes he looks really, really pissed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 12:07 PM (piMMO)

374 Unless there is other damage somewhere, and the gash we see was caused when it was coming in to beach itself (possible)... I can't see that damage being caused by a torpedo...

There's a visible piece of the rock spur sticking in the hull, so I think Iranian torpedoes or Al Qaida mines are pretty well ruled out

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 12:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

375 Yes, having your shit together is important. I remember years ago a ferry from europe to GB sunk because they forgot to close the fucking doors. So, went I was on it, I went around asking people if they had closed the doors and to show me. They were not amused but neither was I.

And, never, ever ride a ferry that also hauls cattle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 12:12 PM (piMMO)

376

I hunt for the demarcation every time I fly.

Heh, back home in Alabama, red clay is the normal color north of about Montgomery.

Legend has it that some foreign car company did some research on the clay in that area many years ago, looking for just the right formula for ceramic engine parts.

I went to a mud drag race they had set up in the Von Braun Civic Center one time when B'Boy2 was little. They used the local stuff and had a pre-race contest to see who could run or crawl across the track to the end. One good ol' boy got stuck in that stuff nearly up to his waist and delayed everything for nearly an hour while they tried to pull him out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 12:12 PM (d0Tfm)

377

You are posting at AoSHQ with the morons, the odds are high that you are.



Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at January 14, 2012 04:07 PM (hXJOG)

 

It's funny because it's true!

In my defense, I grew up around boats and plan on buying a 25'-30' sailboat in the next couple years.

That's certainly nothing like a freaking 952' cruise ship. That's just stupid big.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 12:12 PM (a28oZ)

378 There's a visible piece of the rock spur sticking in the hull, so I think Iranian torpedoes or Al Qaida mines are pretty well ruled out

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

Well, using rocks as weapons WOULD fit the muzzies M.O.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 12:14 PM (a28oZ)

379
Anyone who flies up and down the East Coast is now dragooned into my own personal obsession. Next time you are on a day time flight try to make a mental note of where you are when the dirt at the construction sites changes from red clay to normal brown dirt. I hunt for the demarcation every time I fly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 03:53 PM (hiMsy)

That would roughly be the southern limit of the largest glacial advance. I forget which one it was (IIRC there were four), but I think it was the one about 40,000 years ago.

Soils untouched by glaciers have weathered for millions more years which explains their red color. Chemical weathering also generally triples for every 10 degree increase in climate. That's why bauxite is only found near the equator. It's what's left when everything else has weathered out.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 14, 2012 12:16 PM (7+pP9)

380 If this had been an accident with an iceberg it would have sunk to the bottom.  Doesn't seem like much of an improvement in safety over the Titanic.  At least it didn't break in half.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 14, 2012 12:19 PM (zNbcJ)

381 Heh, back home in Alabama, red clay is the normal color north of about Montgomery.

Normal in Georgia as well. There some clay here in North Florida but it doesn't extend far before it is black, sandy soil.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 12:21 PM (piMMO)

382

There's a visible piece of the rock spur sticking in the hull, so I think Iranian torpedoes or Al Qaida mines are pretty well ruled out.

There's also a substantial part of the hull that we can't see. If there's a different hole in that side, well, there's your sign, as Bill Engvall would say, were he here.

The 24-Hour Rule still applies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 12:22 PM (d0Tfm)

383 Wonder how many decks are flooded and to what extent.

All of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 12:23 PM (piMMO)

384 Yeah that's pretty far fetched. Looks like he hit that rock "Like A Boss".
But any excuse to sink some more of the Iranian Navy is good with me.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2012 04:03 PM (t/mAc)

Weird thing is that the ship lies on its other side...

The water filled compartments should be on the side of the ship pointing DOWN... we should not be able to see the damage unless the ship somehow rolled onto its undamaged side while beaching... which seems pretty odd.. I don't know if Cruise ships have the ability to counter flood comparmtments...

But the way it lies seems odd... unless it was running into things as it came into the beach?... which means we do not really know yet where the damage we see came from...

Could be the origional grounding... could be while beaching.. can't really say from what we know so far...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 12:23 PM (NtXW4)

385 I remember taking off and landing at LaGuardia at sunset. At the time, it felt so low and slow as if I could touch the skyscrapers of Manhattan.

When I was 17 y/o or so I flew from Baltimore to NYC, staring out the window most of the way since it was only about the second time I'd been in a plane. This was great stuff,  bird's eye view had a new meaning! Until we were lower and lower, and still over water, and lower and lower, and still over water, and the wheels had to touch soon...where the hell is the land??! So I shut my eyes. And white knuckles had a new meaning.

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 12:23 PM (joSBv)

386

How many decks are flooded?

Looks like all of them from the pics, even the Topless. Sun. Deck.

 

A lot of spumoni ice cream going to waste. And tons of gabba gool.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 12:23 PM (4q5tP)

387 391 If this had been an accident with an iceberg it would have sunk to the bottom. Doesn't seem like much of an improvement in safety over the Titanic. At least it didn't break in half. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 14, 2012 04:19 PM (zNbcJ) I do not think most people appreciate how many ships sink on a regular basis. Something on the order of one panamax size freighter goes down every month. Contrary to popular mfm opinion, gaia has not rolled over and given up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 12:25 PM (loM0R)

388 A lot of spumoni ice cream going to waste. And tons of gabba gool.


Limoncello is killing the sea kittens!

Posted by: PETA at January 14, 2012 12:25 PM (piMMO)

389 While the exposed gash and rocks seem to rule out a torpedo attack, if the ship was torpedoed it may have become hard to control. Or they might have just said "damn the torpedoes" and headed for the closest ground.

The big question is what the hull looks like on the underwater side. When a ship hits a rock or iceberg, the side that gets gashed takes on water and the ship lists to that side.

So -- why is the side of the ship with the gash above water? It seems kind of counter intuitive to me.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 14, 2012 12:29 PM (7+pP9)

390

Well, using rocks as weapons WOULD fit the muzzies M.O.

Yeah, I also doubt they would have the latest and greatest in torpedo tech, unless Russia has helped them more than I thought.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 12:31 PM (d0Tfm)

391

I don't know if Cruise ships have the ability to counter flood comparmtments...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2012 04:23 PM (NtXW4)

Not the big one that I was on, at least not that I could see.

We had the cheap cabins near the waterline and the hallways were as wide as you'd find in a regular hotel with no self-sealing hatches.

I don't know what it was like on the lower decks but if it was a wide open engine compartment, which it might have been since it's near the stern, the force of the spraying water may have rocketed over to the starboard side of the ship causing that side to sink first.

Again, just speculation.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 12:32 PM (a28oZ)

392 You know what makes copying Lat and Long coordinates easier for us? Leaving a few spaces after them with no period.

Posted by: Mike James at January 14, 2012 12:38 PM (E5gnO)

393 So -- why is the side of the ship with the gash above water? It seems kind of counter intuitive to me. Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 14, 2012 04:29 PM (7+pP9) It may have something to do with the topography of the seafloor. if there is a small ridge beneath the ship it may have been forced to lean to one side

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 12:39 PM (loM0R)

394 I read that when it happened some people panicked and jumped overboard. That's a long ways down into what I'd assume is pretty shallow water. A lot of people have ended up paralyzed or dead diving into water without knowing if it was deep enough.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 14, 2012 12:40 PM (CAaOx)

395 does anyone remember the name of that ship that went down off the coast of south africa / capae of good hope? the crew abandoned ship and everyone was rescued by helicopter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 12:44 PM (loM0R)

396 It may have something to do with the topography of the seafloor. if there is a small ridge beneath the ship it may have been forced to lean to one side

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 04:39 PM (loM0R)

That makes more sense than my idea.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 12:47 PM (a28oZ)

397 "More From MSNBC" ? Don't care if they are interviewing Jesus about that Second Coming thing. Not going the read/hear/look at anything from that pool of drooling imbeciles.

Posted by: Doug S at January 14, 2012 01:01 PM (bGgEi)

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2012 01:18 PM (t/mAc)

399 404, momentum, the captain was driving it ashore.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2012 02:21 PM (eLCau)

400

I'm going with pilot error. I read in one of those articles that they were maneuvering around the island toward the bay at cruising speed which is 21 knots.

That still doesn't sound right.

 

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 03:04 PM (a28oZ)

401

Two Questions.

1. Is the capitaine Jewish?

2. Behind to the right of the orange lighthouse looks like an oilrig. Are they equipped with missile launchers?

Posted by: Ula Porn at January 14, 2012 03:43 PM (7rziZ)

402

Ugh, the more I look at the pictures the more I think it's a total loss.

If it's a sandy bottom, the tide will move it around and bury it deeper.

The captain is is fucked.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:25 PM (a28oZ)

403

I know I thought it could be refloated but damn.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:26 PM (a28oZ)

404 It will be refloated. It may take Americans to do so, but it will be done. You may quote me. Thank you.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (/crvS)

405 Hmm, actually spent a weekend (Memorial Day 199?) on Giglio, with the then-gf.  There are indeed ferries from the mainland - we took one.  It was picture postcard pretty, quaint little harbor.  Had the single best pasta in my life at a harborside restaurant - 2-3 huge ravioli with seafood filling .... unbelievable.  The gf was nuts - really - and I recall one of the notable outbursts of insanity she suffered occurred in the nice hotel room we had, which overlooked the harbor.  I distinctly recall thinking about the juxtaposition of the gorgeous circumstances and the nutso ranting gf.   It's all OK though.  Another time she gave me the priceless memory of an indignant comment about "you war-like Americans" - she's German.  Even she paused and laughed a bit. 

Posted by: non-purist at January 14, 2012 10:21 PM (ESC13)

406 GILLIGANIAGO!!!

Posted by: il Skippertini Luigi at January 15, 2012 12:41 PM (jShXB)

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