December 18, 2012
— Open Blogger In Hollywood, someone with multiple talents is referred to as a "multiple threat".
Paula Abdul: Dancer and singer = Double Threat
Christopher Walken: Actor, dancer, singer = Triple Threat
Some pose no threat whatsoever (ahem, Kim Kardashian, we're looking at you)
Others, however, take it to an entirely different level. Those individuals set the bar so high as to evoke bowing akin to the We're not worthy! praise of Alice Cooper in Wayne's World. There are, if it is to be believed, Septuple Threats.
Rumor of these rare creatures are legend but, only recently, has one been filmed committing to all seven talents.
Prepare yourself. Only slightly NSFW
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Posted by: DC in Towson at December 18, 2012 12:57 PM (P47hr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2012 12:58 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 01:00 PM (ESm0b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 01:00 PM (v8RoL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:00 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 18, 2012 01:00 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 01:01 PM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2012 01:01 PM (jucos)
The rest of us just have to sit back and watch.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 01:01 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 18, 2012 01:02 PM (T/L2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (v8RoL)
Sucks to be you.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 01:03 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:03 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (T/L2Z)
Consensus is those are actually real, so.....
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 01:04 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 18, 2012 01:04 PM (+lsX1)
Bravo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (XkWWK)
__________________________________
That's my standard reply for all football threads.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 01:04 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 01:05 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 01:05 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 01:05 PM (53z96)
That's the only one I need her to demonstrate for me.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 01:05 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:06 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 01:06 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:06 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (UK9cE)
No way! I could read the manufacturer's name and the serial number when they're in the 'up' position.
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 01:07 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 18, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 01:07 PM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (53z96)
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I know natural titties. Those are natural titties.
Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 01:07 PM (ESm0b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:08 PM (XkWWK)
Speaking of "giving people what they want"...
It's really amazing to see the Entertainment World starting to address the idea that 'depicting violence may cause more violence'.
They are actually talking about it.
What ever happened to all that "It's not our fault" rhetoric?
It's more than just being in CYA mode...they are actually confirming the concept of 'copycat crime' now.
Did all that blame of 'The Video' for the Benghazi attack lead to this?
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 01:08 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 01:08 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 18, 2012 01:09 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 01:09 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2012 01:10 PM (79ueO)
also, my ass is mathematically Perfect. Math....the key to the universe
Posted by: Miranda Kerr at December 18, 2012 01:10 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 01:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prince Charles at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (QKKT0)
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That's just.......I don't know.
Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 01:11 PM (ESm0b)
NO!! Tami I absolutely despise Fake tits & Kate Upton's are Gloriously Real
Posted by: Evilpens at December 18, 2012 05:09 PM (ck76k)
Picky. It's ok ladies. I don't dicriminate, I love all tits.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 18, 2012 01:11 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:11 PM (QupBk)
Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 01:11 PM (X6akg)
Okay. Here's Question #2:
http://tinyurl.com/c4eplq8
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 01:11 PM (QKKT0)
15 Politics sucks. Government sucks.
Life does not suck.
Laugh a little.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)
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Yeah, thanks NDH.
It's cool that you're getting to cobblog...thanks for going to the trouble on our behalf.
Hey, did you get the keys to the banhammer too?
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 01:12 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 01:12 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hindu Reincrnation at December 18, 2012 01:13 PM (INNvP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 18, 2012 01:14 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:14 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 01:14 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:15 PM (V70Uh)
Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (X6akg)
Tami Zapruder, is that you?
Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 01:15 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:16 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:16 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:16 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 01:16 PM (XDC0v)
Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states "Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her proportions."
*sticking my tongue out*
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 01:17 PM (X6akg)
http://tinyurl.com/c4eplq8
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (QKKT0)
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Damn! I clicked it. I wasn't going to click it. I really never wanted to click it. (BTW, what's she holding up? A certificate of authenticity?)
Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 01:17 PM (ESm0b)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 18, 2012 01:17 PM (E55AK)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers at December 18, 2012 01:18 PM (GBXon)
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 01:18 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (53z96)
That we old farts have to educate the youth of today on the difference between real and fake is a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2012 01:18 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:19 PM (XkWWK)
Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states "Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her proportions."
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Professional jealousy. She has it, and the surgeon can't reproduce it.
Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 01:19 PM (ESm0b)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:19 PM (piMMO)
*sticking my tongue out*
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (X6akg)
That's not proof. That's some guy's opinion. I agree that they've gotten really good with the implants, but her's bounce REALLY really well, so......I'm just going to keep my imagination pure and view them as real and magnificent.
And I've got a place for that tongue.....
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 01:19 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at December 18, 2012 01:20 PM (+inzX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:20 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Penfold at December 18, 2012 01:20 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 01:20 PM (ccXZP)
Btw, Tom Cotton endorses that video. AWESOME!!!
Don't know about you morans, but very soon I'm heading to a gun show to load up.
The idiots we have running this country is astonishing.
Posted by: Prescient11 at December 18, 2012 01:20 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 01:21 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:22 PM (piMMO)
My wife is average. But dang. Her cousin married a beautiful woman and boingo-presto voila: a gorgeous daughter.
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:22 PM (V70Uh)
I'm still depressed over Chachi.
Posted by: Erin Moran at December 18, 2012 01:22 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 01:23 PM (XDC0v)
As a former Pole Dancer Inspector for many years I can attest to those as being REAL.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 18, 2012 01:23 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 01:23 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Steve Poling at December 18, 2012 01:23 PM (db5YN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:24 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 01:24 PM (53z96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:24 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:24 PM (53z96)
The boob fu is strong with this one.
Posted by: Yoda at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (QKKT0)
NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:25 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (XDC0v)
Read that,
interesting scenario, especially the Breitbart Syndrome nugget.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 01:26 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:26 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Prince Charles
You'll be her suppository and like it.
King Dulcolax I. I like it.
Posted by: Prince Charles at December 18, 2012 01:27 PM (QKKT0)
I'm doing alot of calculation here!
the physics of those are WAY WAY more complicated than this easy debt stuff
Posted by: MATH at December 18, 2012 01:27 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Yoda at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (QKKT0)
The also feel different when you squeeze them, but alas us Morons will never get the "feel" test on those.
Those are high dollar boobs. Besides, as the old cliche goes, I have underwear older than those boobs.
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 01:27 PM (53z96)
NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.
Mine has a knob at the end to prevent me from punching myself in the nose.
Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 01:28 PM (4pSIn)
Is there a license fee? A written test?
Most importantly, can you get a Pell Grant to study for this? I might just skip the classes and take the labs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 01:28 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 18, 2012 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Kate's uncle at December 18, 2012 01:30 PM (6TB1Z)
And I've got a place for that tongue.....
Posted by: © Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (UK9cE)
Yeah, what would 'some guy' who's only a plastic surgeon....in MIAMI know about recognizing breast implants.
I agree, they're 'spectacular'!....but bought and paid for.
And my tongue doesn't know where that place has been!
Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 01:30 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 01:30 PM (LOc+Z)
Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2012 01:30 PM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2012 01:31 PM (XfTMw)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:34 PM (LpQbZ)
Mine has a knob at the end to prevent me from punching myself in the nose.
That's almost the exact punchline to a Polish joke.
Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2012 01:34 PM (GcwH1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 01:35 PM (GEICT)
GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:28 PM
The apprenticeship is several years long. And expensive....*cough*.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 18, 2012 01:35 PM (wSTfB)
3 more days! Woo hoo. Wouldn't that be great? OFuckShit gets denied a 2nd inauguration. Kind of makes it worth it.
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:35 PM (V70Uh)
If the next order fly monkeys fly I'm gonna need to hide behind the couch.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 18, 2012 01:35 PM (81UWZ)
Real boobs are like black and white t.v.s.. They've never actually encountered one.
I have, but they were on the small side.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2012 01:35 PM (3x3F6)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:36 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 01:36 PM (GEICT)
Kate Upton's breasts are not real.
But I guarantee you, that I can give you breasts like Kate Upton!
My work is so good that they will even jiggle like the real thing.
Trust me.
Posted by: 'some guy' in Miami who is a plastic surgeon... at December 18, 2012 01:36 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 18, 2012 01:37 PM (G6kli)
That's almost the exact punchline to a Polish joke.
I just hope I was able to fit a metric joke into an English blog.
Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 01:37 PM (4pSIn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:38 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:38 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:39 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 01:41 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 01:41 PM (ccXZP)
But then I find I'm surrounded by Forensic Boobologists,
Happy pop-up tampons, and an old nukie on his lawn in his undershorts.
I've come to the sudden realization...
let me rephrase....
....with the accumulated wisdom gathered here it's obvious to me
that some difficult decisions have to be taken on who's springing for the marshmellows at the LIB Fireworks Spectacular.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 01:41 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 01:42 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:43 PM (LpQbZ)
151...some difficult decisions have to be taken on who's springing for the marshmellows at the LIB Fireworks Spectacular.
Uh...is a marshmellow more mellow than a marshmallow?
And I volunteer to bring Chocolate!
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 01:44 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Marquis de Laplace at December 18, 2012 01:45 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:45 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:46 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:44 PM (K4wCe)
You bring those and we'll mix 'em.
Trust me nobody'll know, they all be shitfaced.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:48 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 01:48 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:48 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:49 PM (LpQbZ)
Read Ann Coulter on the subject of "single mothers". It's a hoot.
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:49 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:49 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:49 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2012 01:49 PM (tkoGU)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 01:50 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:50 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:51 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 18, 2012 01:51 PM (zE7QH)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:51 PM (V70Uh)
Our team is the Washington Generals of legislation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:52 PM (LpQbZ)
His father is a vice president of taxes for GE Energy Financial Services.
http://is.gd/292QC8
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 18, 2012 01:52 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 01:52 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (zE7QH)
Don't underestimate the value of that talent. Let's 'em keep all their teeth.
Posted by: Ike Turner at December 18, 2012 01:53 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:54 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 01:54 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 01:55 PM (QdVWw)
Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 01:56 PM (LpQbZ)
You usually pay double for that kind of action.
Posted by: Pepper Cotton at December 18, 2012 01:56 PM (tkoGU)
188...Her 8th talent is shutting the fuck up.
I can do that.
In fact, I'm really good at shutting the fuck up.
Nobody ever has to tell me twice, because once is enough...then I just shut right up.
Don't you just hate it when someone keeps on yammering after they've been told to shut the fuck up?
I hate that too.
The very least that someone can do when told to shut the fuck up...is shut the fuck up.
I mean, really...how hard is that?
Which is why I'm really good at shutting the fuck up.
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 01:57 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (V70Uh)
I can get you a good deal on it,
you lemme know
Posted by: Mike Corleone at December 18, 2012 01:57 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 01:57 PM (v8RoL)
For all of your spoof fool the stupid liberal things you do, if you want to be technically accurate, the chemical name for water (coincidentally steam and ice as it is not phase specific) is "Oxidane"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 01:58 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 18, 2012 01:59 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: speedster1 at December 18, 2012 02:02 PM (yeM7r)
OTOH, every single fact to come out has later been revised, so I might take this with a grain of salt.
PS
They're real.
Posted by: real joe at December 18, 2012 02:13 PM (n6kY6)
Posted by: krm at December 18, 2012 02:14 PM (+fXXA)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2012 02:22 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Muggsy at December 18, 2012 02:22 PM (PMGbu)
Posted by: Max Entropy at December 18, 2012 02:44 PM (NRv+R)
Posted by: CAC at December 18, 2012 02:51 PM (kH1+r)
Posted by: wte9 at December 18, 2012 03:07 PM (6Tcdo)
She is gorgeous, and all the more gorgeous because they are real.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 18, 2012 03:25 PM (MmH0Z)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 18, 2012 03:27 PM (MmH0Z)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 04:06 PM (piMMO)
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Tom. Fucking. Cotton.
Tom Cotton: No ordinary freshman congressmanGreat piece in WaPo by Jen Rubin.
Posted by: Prescient11 at December 18, 2012 12:57 PM (tVTLU)