56 CSMBigBird
 heh

57 I'll have what she's having.

I might actually get some vacuuming done.

58 54 Yeah, or when my middle one "opened all your cotton things on the leash" and "I put them in the toilet for you." That was shortly after "hatching"  all my eggs in the refridgerator shelves "for me" and "peeling" all the bananas "for me".

59 so Krauthammer writes an article on Israel (WP)perhaps readying herself for war,  getting political unity..

i read the comments and wonder why He writes for wp. Honestly He needs to re-evaluate his friends!

60 My Dad loves that NPS place

61 LOL Dagny.

62 I call bullshit.

I just watched an ad for the Honda van where a man was standing there, mouth agape, as he saw fireworks shooting from the van.

Tell me the truth, is there any man in history that has WANTED to buy a minivan?

63 They have them here Jean?

64 Mitt Romney has a Bullies Chin. Do We Want Him to get The Bully Pulpit?

65 Dagny, haha.

uh hmm when one of my children was a tiny colicy infant i had taked her outside in the backyard to walk and soothe her, (give her something different to look at)apprx time 5 minutes .

I came back in to see the 2 other smallest  children had decided to make stuff .
eggs flour sugar cereal spread out on the floor ready to go. crunch , crunch.

does not take them long to get creative.

66 A whole box of super tampons can almost hold all the water in a toilet bowl.

67 Betty White endorses Obama. She likes "how he represents us."

WTF?

68 is he really high energy Jean? and also doesn't complain about picking up feminine products?

69 Betty White is an idiot.

70 I think there's something to be said for what some of these old dinosaurs are experiencing.

In its simplest form, what they are experiencing is a steel-toed boot in the backside to remind them of who works for whom.  All upside.

71 Tell me the truth, is there any man in history that has WANTED to buy a minivan? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2012 12:28 PM (piMMO) ---------------------------------------------------------- Worst day of my life was when momma turned my "way cool" Nissan Pathfinder 4X4 into a piece of crap Nissan Quest that whistled when you went over 40 miles an hour. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOKuSQIJlog

72

Most tampons have an individual wrapper of some sort.....thin paper, or plastic. ....Which I guess could've been carefully re-sealed.

 

This woman apparently didn't know that the 'white powder' substance was cocaine.....which is understandable. .....Thing is, now I guess our tampons will get searched by TSA at airports, or by entrance guards at govt buildings. ....Yuk!

 

Who wants to use a tampon that's been handled by some dirty-fingered guard?! 

73 65 There are articles about the formation of conscience that seem right. Apparently they only have the external one, "the mother" until about age 4. If she's absent, conscience free! So finding the 2 yr old squatting under the dining room table breaking eggs is probably a common occurence. I do think, however, that by removing the mother from the child the conscience never develops properly------------->libs or at least the welfare suckers.,

74 A whole box of super tampons can almost hold all the water in a toilet bowl.


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There were a couple of girls in the apartment complex where I lived during my teens that used to torment their brother. They would soak tampons in water and then fling them by the string up to the ceiling above his door.

Then, they would pick a fight and he would storm off to his room and slam the door behind him.

75 40 - The way I read it, assuming these guys represent more than just their own views, is that Obama has changed the image of America, while not helping minorities achieve anything like a better life. Just like here.

76 I don't think the tampons were resealed. I think the box was.

77 bbiaf

78 So we can't ship many electronic devices to our troops.
But can we still send the batteries?

79 I think Betty may have used a few of those tampons.

80

Random note: Freaking Josh Hamilton has played 30 games this season. He is batting .407. has hit 17 HR's and knocked in 40 runs . Insane numbers.

81 A sonic weapon used to ward off pirates attacks and drive back rioting crowds will be part of the security arsenal at the London Olympics, Sky News reported Saturday. The American-built long-range acoustic device (LRad) can emit a highly focused beam of sound at a pain-inducing 150 decibels (dB), louder than the takeoff of military jets and just below the instant perforation of an eardrum. The US army deployed LRad as a crowd control device during its struggles in post-war Iraq. Snipers, Anti-Terrorism special forces, SAMs, shit the Olympics ain't that good anymore

82 So we can't ship many electronic devices to our troops. But can we still send the batteries? Posted by: Pecos, at May 12, 2012 12:36 PM (2Gb0y) It's the batteries that are the problem

83 Worst day of my life was when momma turned my "way cool" Nissan Pathfinder 4X4 into a piece of crap Nissan Quest that whistled when you went over 40 miles an hour.



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HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! The is hilarious!

"I got dozens of dollars,.."

84 20 wait, Kotex can explode mid-flight? Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 12, 2012 12:02 PM (Dll6b) Kotex, now new and improve Coc-Tex!

85 What's next? Vodka in the douchebags?

86 Allen Ludden is turning in his grave.

87 Vodka in the douchebags? Posted by: dogfish at May 12, 2012 12:39 PM (N2yhW) I knew a douchebag who had Vodka in her, her name was Mary

88 Peggy Noonan in one of her sober moments once said of liberals; "They want to rule America, but they don't like Americans"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2012 12:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

Ol' Peggy was probably just cribbing off of Valerie Jarrett words.

From Newsbusters back in 2008:

The co-chair of Barack Obama's Transition Team, Valerie Jarrett, appeared on Meet the Press this weekend and used, shall we say, an interesting word to described what she thinks Barack Obama will be doing in January when he's officially sworn into office. She told Tom Brokaw that Obama will be ready to "rule" on day one. It's a word that reflects the worst fears that people have for Obama the "arrogant," the "messiah," that imagines he's here to "rule" instead of govern.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2008/ 11/10/obama-spokesman-says-obama-ready-rule-day-1

89 This may explain much with some wimmin's behavior.

90 The whole thing smells fishy to me. But I'd still take a whiff...

91 A US-based human rights group says the nephew of Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng has been arrested on suspicion of murder. It says the arrest was made in revenge for Chen's actions. ChinaAid Association on Friday revealed the photo of a notification of arrest issued by police authorities in Shandong Province. The notice says the arrest took place on Wednesday. The group quoted the nephew's lawyer as saying that he wounded 3 intruders with a knife at his home in Shandong Province on April 26th after noticing that his parents had been beaten up. More than 20 people claiming to be local officials burst into the house late that night following Chen's escape from house arrest. The group says if convicted, Chen's nephew could face the death penalty. It says the arrest is a reprisal against his uncle and that a fair trial cannot be expected. It condemns Shandong authorities and urges the United States and other countries to press China on the matter. The blind activist told NHK by telephone that he had been informed of his nephew's arrest by his mother in Shandong Province, adding that his brother is also being threatened. He said he wants to appeal through the media for their safety. The US government said on Thursday that it had conveyed its concern to Chinese authorities about reports of the arrest of Chen's nephew. The Chinese government has not issued any comment. For those of you who do not speak Chinese, let me translate for you: FUCK YOU HILLARY

92 70- Sure, but these guys were elected in a time when reacharounds across the aisle was the expected, and you could at least conceivably believe the Dems would be "reasonable" with compromises. We don't live in that time anymore, mostly because Dems have lost their minds, but these guys blame THEIR party for not wanting to compromise anymore. So yeah, it's time for them to go, but when they complain things aren't like they were when Reagan was President, they're telling the truth.

93 The Chinese government has not issued any comment.

For those of you who do not speak Chinese, let me translate for you:

FUCK YOU HILLARY


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The girl who recorded the video after helping him escape.... I wonder if she's dead or still being tortured.

94 New marketing strategy for Red Bull Tampons? Anyone?

95 Anyone ummmmm up for hearing me uhhhhhhhhhhh slow jam the newz?

96 FUCK YOU HILLARY
Posted by: nevergiveup

+1 ** Pressing the Reset button **

97 FUCK YOU HILLARY

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 12, 2012 12:43 PM (05RcU)

That's what he gets for hitting the OVERCHARGED button.  I can't say that anyone with a brain would have expected different from this Maoist-infested administration.

98 Nobody ever accomplished anything without lying to the government about their racial background.

99 I can't say that anyone with a brain would have expected different from this Maoist-infested administration.

The American one, I mean.

100

88.....will be ready to "rule" on day one. It's a word that reflects
the worst fears that people have for Obama the "arrogant," the
"messiah," that imagines he's here to "rule" instead of govern.

 

Nice reminder, PrimOrd². .....There have been other clues like that too, as to how Barky and his team think. .....Like the remark he made about how much "easier" it would be to get things done if this were China.

101 Death Wish week on AMC next week. A different Death Wish movie each night starting Tuesday.

102 Death Wish week on AMC next week. A different Death Wish movie each night starting Tuesday. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2012 12:49 PM (piMMO) Replay of the 2008 Presidential Election?

103 Now you know why I spend over $3000.00 for my contraception. I buy cocaine filled rubbers.

104 Better than NPS, went to an government auction at Pratt and Whitney and bid $300.00 on a pallet of filing cabinets. When we went to load it into the truck we found out it weighed over 800 lbs. There were $50,000+ in carbide drills and porting cutters in them.

105

When Mrs. Cop was very ill a few years, ago one of the medications she had to take made her very manic.  Not a lot of fun,  but the f*ckin' house was spotless!.

 

Fortunately, she's made a full recovery.

106 Nice reminder, PrimOrd².

Heh.  That's cool.  Usually I tell people that "pop" is just fine - I feel like it's an abuse to make anyone type out a long name

.....There have been other clues like that too, as to how Barky and his team think. .....Like the remark he made about how much "easier" it would be to get things done if this were China.

Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 12:48 PM (vKg3c)

Yep.  During the Olympics they were out of their pea-brains with that shit.  I have a feeling that the rulers in China are not even Maoist enough for Barky and his gang.  I'd even give odds on that.

Amazing, isn't it?

107 Ha, the ole glass eye trick!


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Brazen!

108 When Mrs. Cop was very ill a few years, ago one of the medications she had to take made her very manic. Not a lot of fun, but the f*ckin' house was spotless!. Fortunately, she's made a full recovery. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 12, 2012 12:51 PM (M0NzJ) When my wife takes a narcotic she cleans like there is no tomorrow. Now since I have a DEA license your'd think my house would be spotless, but noooo.......

109 Ha, the ole glass eye trick!


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You knew it couldn't end well with George Kennedy in the room.

110 Remember on WKRP IN CINCINATTI when MR. CARLSON got the COCAINE and thought it was FOOT POWDER?

111 Remember on WKRP IN CINCINATTI when MR. CARLSON got the COCAINE and thought it was FOOT POWDER?


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NOOO! I don't remember that.

Johnny didn't have anything to do with it by chance?

112 When my wife takes a narcotic she cleans like there is no tomorrow. Now since I have a DEA license your'd think my house would be spotless, but noooo.......

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 12, 2012 12:53 PM (05RcU)

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I think a lot of  the   wimmenses are programed to clean not because they actually care about a little dust, but because they care about what other people think.  Example: if we meet another couple for dinner, Mrs. Cop makes me help her clean the house, "Just in case they want to come in and  visit."

113 Johnny didn't have anything to do with it by chance? Actually, it was the kid they brought in to replace Johnny when he went off to California. "Help me, Andy! I got a monkey on my foot!"

114 Actually, it was the kid they brought in to replace Johnny when he went off to California.

"Help me, Andy! I got a monkey on my foot!"


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Well, that's probably why I didn't see it.

115 That AP article from Drudge's headline is pretty funny:

Obama's rock-star-like reception at Berlin's Victory Column in the summer of 2008

AN illegal act and pretty much the most repulsive thing an AMerican political campaign can do.  Barky should have been arrested for this - and he still should.  AMerican politicians are NOT ALLOWED to hold political rallies for foreigners or take any money or material help from foreigners for any AMERICAN political campaign.

Where the hell is that piece of shit McShame and his un-Constitutional campaign laws?  That fucking coward should burn in hell.

was a high point of a wildly successful European campaign tour. The thawing of a harsh anti-Americanism that had thrived in Europe was as much a reaction to the Bush years as it was an embrace of the presidential hopeful.

So, now the AP admits that the Euroscum, who have lived off of America since WWII are a bunch of ingrates who hate our guts.  This "thawing" the AP fantasizes about (though the article is about how it isn't really happening) just means that even the idiot lefties know that the Euroscum still hate the nation that saved them and even allowed France to have a joke of a 5th Republic (at some point you would think that France would just change the name of that joke of a nation).

Europe deserves, as their punishment, to be forced to take Barky and live under his "rule".  Fuck 'em.

116 was a high point of a wildly successful European campaign tour.

WTFFFFF?

Orange.  Jumpsuit.

117 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 12, 2012 01:00 PM (M0NzJ)

Well, DUH. Water is wet too. Jeez.

118

Remember on WKRP IN CINCINATTI ...

 

Posted by: Spurwing Nickless at May 12, 2012 12:56 PM (MMC8r)

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Man, I loved that show when I was a kid!.  My partner and I in the Detective Section recreated one of the gags from the show where the nebbish (Les Nesman?) marked off his "office" by laying tape on the floor.  We'd make the other detectives enter the "office" by the "door" (i.e., gap in the tape)  before we'd talk to them   until the Sergeant told us to knock it off  after a couple of days.

119

....I have a feeling that the rulers in China are not even Maoist enough for Barky and his gang. I'd even give odds on that.

 

Amazing, isn't it?

 

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2012 12:52 PM (X3lox)

 

I think it is the totalitarian control that they are envious of. .....That is the continuous thread that runs through everything they want to do....Control....over every aspect of our lives.

 

Control Freaks. 

120 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

121 I think it's not just control but the need to "punish". Barky wants to punish whitey for colonialism.

122 Tell me the truth, is there any man in history that has WANTED to buy a minivan?

Add a jet.

http:// www.youtube.com /watch?v=HTOpWnPMMS8

123 Now I know what those little "tube" applicators are for in the kotex box.

124 Obama doesn't view America as an American does.  He views it as a foreigner would.  And not one of the ones that seeks to come here to make their life better. 

125 I think these are the tampons they use when they shoot the commercials.

126 125 I think it's not just control but the need to "punish". Barky wants to punish whitey for colonialism.

 

Posted by: dagny at May 12, 2012 01:10 PM (JoL4S)

 

Yeah. ....But I think that 'colonialism' is just a convenient cloaking device for his racism and hatred toward "typical white people".

 

He also want's to 'punish' anyone who doesn't drop to their knees and worship him.....as evidenced by all of his thuggery and bullying. 

127 Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 01:08 PM (vKg3c)

Yep.  They want to direct every single movement in America.  What makes it so amazing is that they are the most inept and incompetent administration this nation has ever seen.  They know that they are too dumb to run anything, so it's clear that they just want to control everything, as you say, and don't care if there is nothing left in the wake of their retard rule.

Shrillary is a perfect example.  ANy ordinary person, after having such an incredibly stupid and dangerous fuck up like that pathetic RESET/OVERCHARGED button would just nver show up in public again, but that fucking idiot still acts as if she should be in charge of serious instruments.  This should repulse every person with more than two brain cells to rub together - even lefties should be offended that they can't get a smart leftist in her to carry out their demented dreams.

I don't know what to make of it, anymore.

128 John Ford used the same actors, directors, music, etc. The formula worked for a long time.


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If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

129 I think it's not just control but the need to "punish". Barky wants to punish whitey for colonialism.

Posted by: dagny at May 12, 2012 01:10 PM (JoL4S)

Yes, for Barky and the affirmative action race-idiots he has around him.  Barky sees himself as the Avenging Angel of the Third World brought to rain destruction and chaos on America.  And he has doing pretty well at that - mostly since destruction doesn't take any skill or brains, just access to power.

Shrillary and the American idiots want the control and power.

130 Well, DUH. Water is wet too. Jeez.

Posted by: dagny at May 12, 2012 01:07 PM (JoL4S)

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Just another data point that men and women are different after all.  A fact surprising only to collectivists attempting to change society by making everyone identical cogs for the machine.

 

Speaking of the differences between the sexes* I'm off to buy something shiny for Mrs. Cop for Mother's Day.

 

* Pet Peeve:  The correct noun is sex not gender.  Sex refers to the girl/boy parts, while gender is used in language.  For example, Roman has words with masculine, feminine and neutral gender  forms.  Yet another thing the secular progressives have to f*ck up.

131 Add a jet.

http:// www.youtube.com /watch?v=HTOpWnPMMS8

Posted by: DaveA at May 12, 2012 01:11 PM (ZYrSB)

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Even then it isn't cool, just fast!

Note the idiot commenting that regular minivans can do 117 mph. Well, yeah, but not in a quarter mile.

132 131:   Aside from possibly saving the country from mob rule followed by tyrranny I'd like Mitt to win just because I am really really sick and tired of having the "celebrity idol" POTUS and FLOTUS.   

133

@136

Damn lazy Pixy hamsters!!! I'd swear I saw a space between words before I posted:

"nounis" should be noun is

134 131 - I think it's next to impossible to tell what's going on inside the head of anyone else. No doubt his concept of race relations is horribly complicated by all the warped individuals to which he was exposed. I just don't see any overt hatred of white people in his actions. Maybe an assumption that we should all see his special specialness, and some confusion and anger when we don't, but that's not the same as hatred. And I think it's pretty clear, most of what happens in this White House, policy-wise, does not originate from the brain of Barack Obama. He's very much just a figurehead, literally.

135

* Pet Peeve: The correct nounis sex not gender. Sex refers to the girl/boy parts, while gender is used in language. For example, Roman has words with masculine, feminine and neutral gender forms. Yet another thing the secular progressives have to f*ck up.

 

Control freaks realize that one  of the ways to gain power is to confuse the masses by twisting the language to mean something quite different.   Witness the vast  dichotomy between political language and normal, everyday speech and meaning.

 

"Confusion of confusions. All is confusion."*

 

*Shit Solomon said.

136

It's the 'selective enforcement' that pervades the Barky administration....that should offend any fair-minded person.

 

Barky drapes himself in rhetoric about what's "Fair"......and yet doles out Waivers to ObamaCare to a chosen few. ...That's just one example. 

 

That's the hallmark of a totalitarian regime isn't it? ....Create laws that are so heinous, that even the loyal followers don't like them....so that they have to seek special favors of relief from them, thereby creating a way to keep them in the fold.

137 140 - Anytime you go back and self-correct something you wrote, it's a good idea to double space between what you left and what you replaced. And if you insert a word, double space after the inserted word as well.

138 140 @136
Damn lazy Pixy hamsters!!! I'd swear I saw a space between words before I posted:
"nounis" should be noun is

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 12, 2012 01:24 PM (M0NzJ)

 

I've noticed that the spaces tend to disappear most often when you go back and delete/correct some text you have already written.  For instance I put the space between disappear and most in the sentence before.  I then went back and deleted the space and the "mo" from most and put it back in.  Let's see if the space is there.

139 Hmmm nope space remained.  Let's see if it happens by tweaking "space remained"

140 Oh NO. Lynch mob!


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No CSI team back then.

141 I just don't see any overt hatred of white people in his actions.

Then you just aren't very observant.

142 140 @136 Damn lazy Pixy hamsters!!! I'd swear I saw a space between words before I posted: "nounis" should be noun is
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 12, 2012 01:24 PM (M0NzJ)

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Double spaces required in FF.

143 Oh well.  That is the time I usually notice the blog eating my spaces between words.

144 Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 01:28 PM (vKg3c) Or create a system of laws so complicated, irrational, and self-contradictory that no one can ever be certain they're in compliance.

145 WTF?

146 149 - No, I'm just not a genius mind-reader like you are, Kreskin. I suspect most of the hate you see is originating inside your own mind, though I can't be sure.

147
Betty White will be dead soon.

148

***Even then it isn't cool, just fast!Note the idiot commenting that regular minivans can do 117 mph. Well, yeah, but not in a quarter mile.

 

It was somehow fitting that I heard of Carroll Shelby's passing during the opening ceremonies of last night's Nationwide race. I posted a small tribute over at my blog out of   respect for all he did to help FoMoCo compete agains Chevy.

 

And that ad   for the minivan was aimed at guys IIRC. It's supposed to have some guy stuff in it. A nice concept, but the totally wrong platform. Now, if they put a functional blower sticking out of the hood, they might be on to something...

149 Obama spends 20 years in Wright's church and you don't think he has hatred of white people?

150 From the Inaugural Benediction:

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day [...] when white will embrace what is right.  Let all those who do justice and love mercy say amen.

How much more overt does one have to get?  At the friggin INAUGURAL!

I can understand how people missed this ...

151 I just don't see any overt hatred of white people in his actions.

Then you just aren't very observant.


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How about the tanning bed tax?

152 His "typical white" grandmother

153 No, I'm just not a genius mind-reader like you are, Kreskin. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 01:32 PM (Gc/Qi)

I read words, not minds, Einstein.

154 And actions are a good element to key off of when trying to assess somebody's positions.  Usually even better than words.

155 >>I just don't see any overt hatred of white people in his actions.

He talks about it in his books. 

156

How about the tanning bed tax?

 

His "typical white" grandmother

 

"The police acted stupidly"

157 How many white people bellied up to the Pigford trough?

158 Burt, you shouldn't let your dislike of me force you into indefensible intellectual corners.

159 How about the tanning bed tax?

His "typical white" grandmother

Taking sides in the Trayvon™ incident before there were any facts (like the fact that Zimmerman isn't white) were released.

160 Damn lazy Pixy hamsters!!! I'd swear I saw a space between words before I posted:
"nounis" should be noun is Posted by:
Retired Buckeye Cop
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Well now the whole internet is broken and we know you are stupid.

161
3 Celebrities Who Will Die This Weekend

James Garner
Mel Brooks
Della Reese

162

"The police acted stupidly"

 

"White man's greed runs a world in need." Or something like that. Don't forget his "legal work" suing  mortgage companies on behalf of minorities, thus contributing  to the housing market crash  that he blames Bush for.

 

November cannot get here quickly enough so we can send his pathetic ass back to Chicago.

163
Obama only hates Whites because Whites hate him.

So, you see, it all makes sense.

164 Support the company Melaleuca. The CEO has been targeted by Obama brownshirts for giving money to Romney. They have lots of health and wellness products: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/

165

What pisses me off....is that we keep getting punished, for what the  bad  guys  do. ....Or  because of someone shirking  their responsibilities, we get more regulations to contend with.

 

Because of the Tylenol tamperer...we got all sorts of 'tamper-proof' packaging that make it harder to gain access to products. ....Because some parent allowed their kid to get into the medicine cabinet....we have 'child-proof' caps on things.

 

Now....because of this 'Tampon-tampering', we will probably have to have a pair of bolt cutters to get the new wrappers off of our tampons.

 

And if we carry a couple in our purse......and try to go through Security:

 

"Oh no! She has a Tampon in her purse! Call Hazmat!"

166 All I said is some of you assume you know what's going on inside his head. Maybe he does hate white people, I don't know. I suspect it's a lot more complicated than that for him. Some of his advisers though? No question, you can see a lot of hatred in their actions.

167

I think it's not just control but the need to "punish". Barky wants to punish whitey for colonialism.

Posted by: dagny at May 12, 2012 01:10 PM (JoL4S)

Yeah. ....ButI think that 'colonialism' is just a convenient cloaking device for hisracism and hatred toward "typical white people".

Beck blew the lid off Barky on his TV show this past Thursday.  Remember Barky's poor, beleaguered grandfather who was a cook (aka slave) to the British in the Colonial days?  Well, grandfather's wife said THAT'S NOT TRUE.  In fact, he paid 12 cows as a dowry to marry her, so he was quite well to do.

 

So if Kenyan grandpappy really wasn't forced to be a slave to the Brit colonials, what was B.O.' reason for sending back the bust of Churchill?  Will Dinesh D'Souza have to rethink his book?

 

GB even had quotes from Stanley Ann that put the lie to stuff Barky has claimed.  There were 47 clips in that show, and each one was more stunning than the last. 

168 He talks about it in his books.

It seems to be all his fucking book is about:

http://empireofjeff.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/the-taste-of-asshole/

169 166 - I don't dislike you.

170 Now....because of this 'Tampon-tampering', we will probably have to have a pair of bolt cutters to get the new wrappers off of our tampons.
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And we'll be talking about the good ol' days when you could buy tampons right out of a coin-op machine in the ladies' room! And girls could bring them to school instead of having to go to the nurse for one (not too embarrassing, eh? "The tampon line is over heeere!").

171 So, is this no longer the "Happy Saturday Joy Thread"?

172 And if we carry a couple in our purse......and try to go through Security:

"Oh no! She has a Tampon in her purse! Call Hazmat!"

Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 01:43 PM (vKg3c)

Like the kids who got suspended from school for drug violations because of ... Tylenol.  The schools insisted that drugs are drugs and they have to follow their "rules".

Meanwhile, there would be lines of young, young kids lining up by the nurse's office at lunch to get really heavy duty drugs for the ADHD that every single boy seemed to have.

173 [ 174 All I said is some of you assume you know what's going on inside his head. Maybe he does hate white people, I don't know. I suspect it's a lot more complicated than that for him. Some of his advisers though? No question, you can see a lot of hatred in their actions.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 01:44 PM (Gc/Qi)

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No one's saying he's not more complex in his actions and hatred.  But he does hate white people.  And it does show in what he has done and said.  And the fact that he so willingly associates with those who you say there is no question should even be evidence for you to see that he does hate the pigmently challenged.

174
Obama's memoirs can be pretty much summed up in one sentence: My father was sharp enough to recognize how White people do all the bamboozling.

175 173 What pisses me off.... ...is that my new, politically-correct commode won't flush a turd. I'm going to a thrift store to find an old one. One that, you know--FUCKING WORKS.

176
Can I get an amen?

177 It seems to be all his fucking book is about:

http://empireofjeff.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/the-taste-of-asshole/

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2012 01:45 PM (1l365)

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How the heck did I not know EOH has his own blog?!

178

So, is this no longer the "Happy Saturday Joy Thread"?

 

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2012 01:46 PM (piMMO)

 

 

Need more coke filled tampon applicators, I guess.

179

What pisses me off....is that we keep getting punished, for what the bad guys do. ....Or because of someone shirking their responsibilities, we get more regulations to contend with.

 

That's more totalitarianism for ya. I can remember when individuals were punished for crimes instead of the population at large.  Case in point: in a  9th grade class, the whole class got punished for what one student did. As I was sitting there quietly, meekly, (and very stupidly) accepting that shit,  I wondered what exactly I had done to warrant being punished.

 

Thus beginning my awakening to  the abuse of power  and politics.

180 Thanks, Barry.  Gas is now $4.48 at the nearest station.

181 How the heck did I not know EOH has his own blog?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2012 01:48 PM (piMMO)

 

You never put your cursor over his name even though its always a clickable url?

182 Well Barks has an alcohol problem so is he Big Boozer Bamboozler?

183 EOJ, that is

184 You never put your cursor over his name even though its always a clickable url?


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Nope.

Half the time I've done that over the years it just goes to some photo or something unrelated

185

"Oh no! She has a Tampon in her purse! Call Hazmat!"

 

Say hello to my leetle super absorbent frien'.

186 That's more totalitarianism for ya. I can remember when individuals were punished for crimes instead of the population at large. Case in point: in a 9th grade class, the whole class got punished for what one student did. As I was sitting there quietly, meekly, (and very stupidly) accepting that shit, I wondered what exactly I had done to warrant being punished.

Thus beginning my awakening to the abuse of power and politics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 12, 2012 01:48 PM (d0Tfm)

 

Nothing beats having to retake a final because the son of one of the other teachers stole his keys to get the answer key and because the teacher didn't know who all had the key everyone had to retake it.

187

141,131....BurtTC,

 

It's nice that you want to give Barky the benefit of doubt about his hatred towards white people. ....But the clues are there.

 

He championed Derek Bell's hate-whitey views, and taught classes about them. ....He worked solely as a Civil Rights attorney, shaking down companies/banks with accusations of 'racism'.....while sitting in a hate-whitey church for nearly 20 years.

 

His books are laced with his disdain for white people. ....He is married to a woman who majored in "How to see racism everywhere" in college. ....And he worked as an agitator for community organizers, whipping up racial tensions in order to motivate people on racial issues.

 

Perhaps you didn't know about these things....or have forgotten about them. ....But the clues are real, and they are there for all to see.

188 181 - If I had to guess, I'd say he's more ashamed of his own whiteness, rather than hateful toward it. He's an easy mark for the leftists who spew hate, and he's really not very bright. White America opens its arms to him, and not just the rotten, radical left. The wishy-washy middlers who voted for him in Illinois and in '08. I suspect he genuinely thinks he's a good guy, and is doing good for people, white and black. In the end, I don't really care what's going on inside his head. Whether it's hate or it's stupidity or insanity, the leftish cant of his politics is harmful to everyone, not just white people. I'd like to get beyond doing any mind-reading and fight him and his people on their actions.

189
Obama is further proof of my theory that posits Leftists are exactly like Palestinians.

We've been witness to Obama's grudge against Whites for the past 4 years. Obama's is just carrying the grudge-torch of his radical leftist father.

Obama hates white people just like Palestinians hate Jews and Israelis.

190 I don't dislike you.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 01:46 PM (Gc/Qi)

You're just saying that to try and prove that I can't read minds.







^{That's a joke.}

191 195 - I'm not giving him any benefit of any doubt. He might very well hate white people, including himself. What I see though, is a narcissist who is an easy mark for all the race hustlers who want to stroke his ego by telling him how special he is. And then he turns around and says "yeah, only I can heal America! Me, Mr. Ebony and Ivory!" But it's all just guessing. You, me, his shrink, all of us. We don't really know how much is hate, or something else.

192 I'd like to get beyond doing any mind-reading and fight him and his people on their actions.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 01:53 PM (Gc/Qi)

 

Except you just admitted to mind reading yourself.  You claimed to know what was going on in the minds of the people he surrounds himself with.  You know they hate white people.  And you are doing absolutely nothing different with them than we are with Obama.  You claim you can see their hatred through their actions.  We also see Obama's hatred through his actions. 

 

There is no difference in what we are doing, yet you're the one with your panties all in a twist for this fact.

193 Words. Just words.

194 198 - How many fingers am I holding up?

195 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined…


http://tinyurl.com/c94d5ut

196 I find it incredible that Barry thinks that promising four more years of the same stuff he's already tried is somehow a winning position.

197 You don't want to know what's in Obama's mind. Just take my word for it.

198 So, being a blind drunk (literally) means you forfeit your rights?

Not so fast, NJ!

http://cbsloc.al/JkJk0Z

199 202 198 -

How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 02:00 PM (Gc/Qi)

 

One.  And its the middle one.  Oh wait that's me to you being so obtuse.

200 In context: Fuck you.

201 200 - No, I am guessing, just like you are. We can guess all day long, but we never really know. Maybe it's not important, I don't know. I think it CAN be dangerous though, when we assume we know what someone is thinking.

202 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined…

I hope James Hansen is under suicide watch.

203 Burt, in order to make predictions about anyone's behavior and anticipate their actions we HAVE to (try to) know what motivates them and how they generally think.  We ALL do this, because we have to.  Otherwise, one would go through life being constantly amazed at what is happening and without any possibility of ever planning for the future when any people are involved.

We all have to make assessments of what is in others' minds - and even more deeply, what motivates their personlities - in order to operate in this world with any skill or efficiency.

204 Burt you like 'curious' so you're judgement is suspect.

205 or 'your judgement'....either or

206

OK 'rons 'n 'ettes, Ima gonna go see if I can  find the enthusiasm to finally replace the headlight on my truck so's I can drive it to my gig tonight  instead of B'Gal's car.

 

Have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

207 ....GB even had quotes from Stanley Ann that put the lie to stuff Barky has claimed. There were 47 clips in that show, and each one was more stunning than the last.

 

Posted by: RushBabe, co-opted by the Mayor of Realville at May 12, 2012 01:45 PM (tQHzJ)

 

I think that Barky learned at an early age....that he could get away with lying, and that because he was 'special', no one would call him out on his lies. ....His mom probably didn't....and his grandparents probably didn't either.

 

He now seems to have a compulsion to lie....boldfacedly, with no shame. ....With an air of confidence, that no one will dare to point out that he is lying.

 

And it is 'Lying'. ....There is no other word for it. ....No matter how much his spinmeisters try to call it something else. ....It is boldfaced lying. 

208

No, I am guessing, just like you are. We can guess all day long, but we never really know.

 

Really?  You're just guessing?  You don't really know? 

 

Some of his advisers though? No question, you can see a lot of hatred in their actions.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 01:44 PM (Gc/Qi)

 

"No Question" in that they hate white people according to you.  That sounds a lot more certain than just a guess almost like you know.  And its the exact same thing we are doing with Obama.

209 No, I am guessing, just like you are. We can guess all day long, but we never really know.

We can never "really know" anything (other than mathematical truths).  You can't take that absolutist position on anything real.  We don't "really know" the laws of the physical universe, but we have to work with the theories we have (that seem consistent with reality) until they don't work.

210 or 'your judgement'....either or


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I find that more frequently I mistype the versions of your and their. I catch it the moment I post the comment, but it happens nonetheless.

211 203 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined… B-b-b-ut...PEAK OIL!!!

212 211 - I agree with you. But I do think, even in circumstances when we are darned sure, we better leave at least a little bit of doubt in our own minds, lest we be wrong. And the only reason I want to be careful here, regarding whether Obama hates white people or not, is this campaign could be derailed if the right goes overboard with it.

213 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined…
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EPA: Perfect place to build a solar energy company and plant windmills.

214 I find that more frequently I mistype the versions of your and their. I catch it the moment I post the comment, but it happens nonetheless.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2012 02:06 PM (piMMO)

Sometimes my fingers just type whatever the hell they want.

215 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined…

Wow!

And we still the natural gas, too.

216 I'm going to a thrift store to find an old one. One that, you know--FUCKING WORKS. one word: Canadian Toilets. Shipped to your house. BTW, I have discovered that my low-flow toilet has a full flush mode. If you continue to hold the handle down, it will dump close to a full load of water rather than the EPA prescribed douch's worth.

217 221 GAO: Recoverable Oil In Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “About Equal To Entire World’s Proven Oil Reserves” Combined… We're ready for you, wingers. We're just waiting for the right moment to play the Variegated Left-Eyed Yellow-Footed Prairie Dog card.

218 I can't remember, in that conversation where the reporters overheard Romney talking on the balcony about abolishing a few Departments, did he say anything about shutting down the EPA? Or at least shrinking it to a guy in a cubicle? Has he ever?

219 And the only reason I want to be careful here, regarding whether Obama hates white people or not, is this campaign could be derailed if the right goes overboard with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 02:08 PM (Gc/Qi)

Burt, it takes two to tango but only one to force a war.  Barky and his minions are going down the race road, whether you like it or not.  They've been doing it since the beginning but it's going to get exponentially worse as the election approaches. 

And being honest is never the wrong policy.  What scares people are those would not stand up for themselves and the truth in the face of clearly underhanded, incorrect, and nasty attacks - as we have been getting, also, since Day One.

In an effort to avoid losing on an issue that most of America sees pretty clearly you make the loss that much more likely.

220 212 - To be fair, I did say I "kinda" like her. I think she's goofy, but mostly harmless. I know there have been words between her and others, but I mostly ignore them. I see her as a work-in-progress. Far from perfect, as we all are, but possibly on the right path.

221 I'm afraid the race war this election is going to be the terrorist war that McCain wouldn't fight last election.

Just commenting on everything that comes my way.....

222 BurtTC, thanks for the rec on "The Great Upheaval".  I'm thoroughly enjoying it and mentioned it on the earlier thread.

223 152 Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 01:28 PM (vKg3c)

  Or create a system of laws so complicated, irrational, and self-contradictory that no one can ever be certain they're in compliance.

 

Posted by: Scobface at May 12, 2012 01:31 PM (IoNBC)

 

Yup.

 

I think we've seen another good example of this....with the ongoing story of Fauxcahontas Lizzy Warren....

 

Those EEOC rules require that contractors use 'Visual Confirmation' first, in determining if Affirmative Action is applicable....then followed up by seeing 'proof' in writing.

 

Yet when states like Arizona try to do the same thing with illegals....they get sued by the Feds for it! 

224 Between all your house chores and cocaine smuggling, there doesn't seem to be enough time to make me a sandwich, Laura. Can you juggle your schedule?

225 Those EEOC rules require that contractors use 'Visual Confirmation' first, in determining ifAffirmative Action is applicable....then followed up by seeing 'proof' in writing.

Yet when states like Arizona try to do the same thing with illegals....they get sued by the Feds for it!

Posted by: wheatie at May 12, 2012 02:16 PM (vKg3c)

Great catch!

226 227 - I think a lot of us are predicting a long hot summer. I hope Obama doesn't fan the flames, but I'll be prepared if he does.

227 Cocaine Kotex?

Cocaine can be used as a topical anesthetic.

That's one place I don't want numbed!

228 230 - You're welcome! It's a great read. He's got another one, I think it's called April 1861. I've read a lot of books on the topic, so I don't recall exactly what he said, but I do remember it being very well done.

229 I hope Obama doesn't fan the flames, but I'll be prepared if he does.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 02:17 PM (Gc/Qi)

That 2004 donk convention speech where he talked about Americans working together is just a vague memory now.

230 Are these things made in Mexico and then used to smuggle this stuff into the US? When they figure how to put it in avocado pits we are screwed.

231 235 Cocaine Kotex?

Cocaine can be used as a topical anesthetic.

That's one place I don't want numbed!

Posted by: sistrum at May 12, 2012 02:20 PM (AyryN)

Noted!

232 To be fair, I did say I "kinda" like her. I think she's goofy, but mostly harmless. I know there have been words between her and others, but I mostly ignore them. I see her as a work-in-progress. Far from perfect, as we all are, but possibly on the right path.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 12, 2012 02:13 PM (Gc/Qi)

 

To be on the path one must walk it.  That thing does not walk it but stands there and doesn't even bother to acquire information from the questions it asks. Most of us once saw that troll as a work in progress too, only to have it become very apparent that it refuses to learn.   Also it links to Trig Truther articles and talks about how Sarah Palin must address this.

233 >>That 2004 donk convention speech where he talked about Americans working together is just a vague memory now.

It was only ever just reading someone else's words off a TelePrompter.

234 I think it's called April 18615.


I'll be commenting on Upheaval on tomorrow's book thread.

235 And she turned it in????

236 EPA: Perfect place to build a solar energy company and plant windmills.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 12, 2012 02:08 PM (oS2lG)

So they seem to think.  Governor Fuckenlipper here signed off on banning shale-oil extraction on the western slopes, but called a special meeting of the legislation beginning Monday so they can push gay marriage down our collective throats.

I live just east of Boulder (Louisville), and I can now see multiple wind generators if I walk to the top of the hill in my neighborhood.

237  Great catch!

 

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 12, 2012 02:16 PM (X3lox)

 

Thanks. ....I can't be the only one who has noticed this. .....So I am hoping to see some of our brilliant conservative bloggers bring this up, or at least Tweet about it. 

238 236 - Oops! That's April 1865! No wonder I couldn't remember what he said... Now that I've jogged my own memory, I do remember his take on that time. Not just focusing on what Lincoln was up to, but the decisions Lee made as well.

239 To be on the path one must walk it. That thing does not walk it but stands there and doesn't even bother to acquire information from the questions it asks.Most of us once sawthat troll as a work in progress too, only to have it become very apparent that it refuses to learn. Also it links to Trig Truther articles and talks about how Sarah Palin must address this.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2012 02:23 PM (GULKT)

She's not even on the path....she's lost in the woods.

240 241 >>That 2004 donk convention speech where he talked about Americans working together is just a vague memory now.

It was only ever just reading someone else's words off a TelePrompter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 12, 2012 02:23 PM (hO8IJ)

 

Nah he believes that.  But its just like how the democrats view words like "compromise" and "bipartisan."  Which always means doing only what they want.

241 I suspect he genuinely thinks he's a good guy, and is doing good for people, white and black.

A narcissist, such as Obama, doesn't give a shit about "doing good", or how much their actions might destroy others lives.  The NPD personality only cares about what they can con others into doing for them.

242 Careful PA, Burt might accuse you of trying to be a mindreader.

243  Also it links to Trig Truther articles and talks about how Sarah Palin must address this.

 

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2012 02:23 PM (GULKT)

 

'It' also consistantly displays attention-seeking behavior and has mentioned that it likes to come here and agitate....so that it's liberal friends can see how conservatives respond with 'bullying'. 

244 Poor Jerry Rivers is butt hurt that a TSA agent hand raped him. I suspect he is outraged that it happened in public instead of in private.

245 Also it links to Trig Truther articles and talks about how Sarah Palin must address this.

Posted by: buzzion at May 12, 2012 02:23 PM (GULKT)

Ugh.  The older I get the less I tolerate idiots.  Even I'll admit that she's disarmed me by making unexpectedly valid points but ultimately she reverts back to being a retard.

246 Oh, that battery thing...I found some site that ripped a Kindle apart and it looks like it uses a Lithium Polymer battery. 

Lithium Polymer batteries definitely can explode and burn.  I've seen quite a few LiPo fires.  The Lithium burns like a Magnesium flare or Thermite. i.e. HOT -- you can't put it out once its going.  It burns until the Lithium is completely oxidized.

247 Ugh. The older I get the less I tolerate idiots. Even I'll admit that she's disarmed me by making unexpectedly valid points but ultimately she reverts back to being a retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2012 02:31 PM (HfgvZ)

She's never bothered me about anything and happily engages with me as a normal commenter, even making good points at times (as you say) but then I see what she says to some of the 'ettes and it just blows me away. 

I think Jane D'oh pointed out this male/female dichotomy of curious' a while ago and it amazed me when I saw it in action.

248 First vodka tampons, now cocain tampons. So vajajays are basically usb ports for drugs?

249
254 Oh, that battery thing...I found some site that ripped a Kindle apart and it looks like it uses a Lithium Polymer battery.

Lithium Polymer batteries definitely can explode and burn. I've seen quite a few LiPo fires. The Lithium burns like a Magnesium flare or Thermite. i.e. HOT -- you can't put it out once its going. It burns until the Lithium is completely oxidized.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 12, 2012 02:32 PM (N7c3/)

I accidentally short circuited a 9v battery with a paperclip while it was in my pocket. I noticed something was wrong because it felt like someone jammed a 300 watt bulb into my pants.

Do you think shorting a lithium polymer battery would cause it to overheat to the point where it actually caught on fire?

250 256 First vodka tampons, now cocain tampons.

So vajajays are basically usb ports for drugs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 12, 2012 02:43 PM (niZvt)

 

I prefer them to be more plug-and-play.

251 255 She's gone after me too. I don't care in the slightest because I'd already decided she was loopy from the 9-11/janedoh/phoenixgirl/newyorker/porn stuff. It's extremely strange to come here just to annoy people when you pretend to not be a dem troll.

252 249 I suspect he genuinely thinks he's a good guy, and is doing good for people, white and black.

A narcissist, such as Obama, doesn't give a shit about "doing good", or how much their actions might destroy others lives. The NPD personality only cares about what they can con others into doing for them.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 12, 2012 02:27 PM (N7c3/)

That's more sociopathic per se. A true NPD personality can well trick themselves into believe they're doing good, indeed the only one who's doing good. It's part of the package they sell themselves about how truly wonderful and great they are. Which is why progressivism/socialism is such a draw to him -- the idea of "doing right" but the liberty of being as petty and malicious as he pleases in the process. And if only everybody else were "doing it right" (i.e. his way) they wouldn't be targets, so it's their fault.

253 Do you think shorting a lithium polymer battery would cause it to overheat to the point where it actually caught on fire?

A dead short usually causes them to flat out explode...violently.  The "slower" fires happen when one is damaged and has a small air leak.

The LiPo's I've seen disassembled have HUGE internal reaction surface area and are capable of dumping instantaneous short circuit amperage in the range of 1000+ amps.

254 NPD personalities lack empathy, so any nominal "doing good" notions they might project is bullshit, because they don't actually care about doing good for others -- unless that good might give them more power and control of course.  NPD personalities love to have fawning groupies who'll polish their knob over everything.

255
Thanks, Purple Avenger -- I recently bought several 18v DeWalt tools, none of which are Li on. Scares me to think I could have possibly bought a grenade just waiting for a stray piece of metal to detonate it.

256 Half the crowd had to be sekrit service agents, too. Posted by: jwb7605 at May 12, 2012 03:22 PM (Qxe/p) Where are all the Colombian coochie-coochie putas?

257 I'll just say that when a group says they want me dead - in this case, it's what black extremists are saying of whites - I take that threat seriously.

/thus sayeth one whose great-grandparents fled the Ukraine in the early 1900s

258 Like the Twilight Zone reference. Damn kids around here don't have a clue.

259 LAURA, CAN I HAVE SOME? PLEASE? COME ON. I'M REALLY BEHIND. MY FLOORS NEED STRIPPING, THE PORCH PAINT NEEDS SANDING, THE BATHROOM....zzzz