April 03, 2012

Hey, "Jewbags," Here Comes Debbie Wasserman-Shultz's One-Women "Jew Cash Money Machine"
— Ace

This is how Democrats do Jewish outreach.

The Democratic Party’s newly appointed Jewish outreach liaison is pictured on Facebook in a series of provocative photos with her friends holding dollar bills and referring to themselves as “Jewbags” and the “Jew cash money team.”

Dani Gilbert, who has been a staffer in the office of Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D., Fla.), was recently appointed as the Democratic National CommitteeÂ’s Jewish outreach liaison, according to her Twitter feed.

The creepy thing is that she looks like a young Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, except without the sharklike maw of savagely hooked, daggerlike teeth.

I dunno. Let's suppose the obvious -- that she uses terms like "Jewbags" as many Jews do, to sort of acknowledge their heritage in a self-deprecating, humorous way, thereby undercutting and undermining attempts to use their heritage against them in a more hostile, mean-spirited, prejudicial way.

Fair enough. If you want to hear a lot of Jew jokes, go to a Seder. They flow like the Mannischevitz wine.

That said: There are private jokes and public jokes, aren't there? If you're going to be a representative to the Jewish community, maybe you want to present a more dignified, self-respecting face to the "Jewbags" you'll be tapping for "Jew cash money."

Eh, it's tough to be a minority (no that's not snark). People have different coping mechanisms.

I tell ya this, this social media thing is crazy. You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives (and saying stuff that people don't say in public) and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this.


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1

The term "Jewbags" seems kinda derogatory to me.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 10:47 AM (+5U+B)

2

"You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives (and saying stuff that people don't say in public) and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this."

Maybe that will turn out to be a good thing.  The PC rules could loosen up a bit.

Posted by: Matt at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (90w0O)

3 Jewbags is where they hide the j00 gold.

Posted by: RONPAUL! at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (Agv0A)

4 Let me be first to say: I'd hit it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (oqYdg)

5

One thing that sucks about modern politics is that a lot of it is run by recently graduated college students. 

I really think this takes a toll on our society (both parties).

Why are these young kids in charge of anything at all? 

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (sWycd)

6

Right wing christians hating jews..always trying to convert them to Jesus.

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:48 AM (ZlF9F)

7 You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives ... and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this.

With me, now:

Get off my lawn!

Thank you.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (bjRNS)

8 Jew is a very broad term

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (ZlF9F)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (8y9MW)

10 They're like the money bags with dollar signs that bank robbers use, but instead of a dollar sign its the star of David.

Posted by: RONPAUL! at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (Agv0A)

11 Since when do most American Jews even get to say they are a minority anyway? They are white. Does this mean protestants and Mormons can now say they are a minority? Someone's going to have to draw me a fucking Venn diagram.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (kTa/B)

12 I'd hit the brown-haired girl in the background with her arms up first, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (oqYdg)

13

Are there any adults out there?

 

Oh wait - it's the DNC.  Nevermind.  No real power there at all.*

*If it had power Nancy Pelosi. would be running it, not DWS.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (hLRSq)

14 ZlF9F, you tell 'em cons

Posted by: AxelrodsBallsBouncingOffMyChin at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (QTHTd)

15 Jewbags are the jews who want to bring the country back to the 10th century..Not the progressive Jews

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (ZlF9F)

16 She looks like a cross between DWS and Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:49 AM (UOM48)

17 How do we ever lose to these guys?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:50 AM (GTbGH)

18 The jewbags want to "take the country back" Women cannot attend service with men...women at home..jewbags

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:50 AM (ZlF9F)

19 Someone's going to have to draw me a fucking Venn diagram.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 03, 2012 02:49 PM (kTa/B)



You need a Venn diagram for fucking?

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2012 10:50 AM (X6akg)

20 There's nothing too personal these days. Everything is fodder for FaceBook. Which is why I hardly ever look at my own page, come to think about it.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

21 How do we ever lose to these guys?

John McCain.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (bjRNS)

22 Ilive in NY..so i know the jewbags...dont do business with them. Jewbags hate christians too and want to start a holy war

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (ZlF9F)

23 Dumb thing to do on a public forum?  Sure, but given that they do appear to be Jewish from their pictures, it looks more like a self-depreciating goof than anything else.

Talking Point Robot DWS is living proof that stupid exists amongst all races and creeds.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (SY2Kh)

24 I think DWS should use the term Kapobags. I think it applies to her ilk. Abortion über alles and f-ck Israel JINOS

Posted by: Avi at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (Gx3Fe)

25 I didn't think it was possible for our trolls to get more stupid.  Ballsack, you proved me wrong once again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (UOM48)

26 "You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives (and saying stuff that people don't say in public) and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this."

This is why "honeytraps" are largely a thing of the past.  Used to be that people were so embarrassed by sex scandals that they would go to great lengths to cover them up.

Now they post all the details on Facebook along with video.

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (RSqz2)

27 Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 02:50 PM (ZlF9F)

Take your meds.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (8y9MW)

28 She looks like a cross between DWS and Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM4



I agree Jane.  I initially though it was Chelsea.

Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (X6akg)

29 Jewbags (not progressive jews) hate palestinians

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (ZlF9F)

30 I think that style of outreach will work just fine for anyone who can contain the explosive cognitive dissonance that it takes to be a Democrat and a Jew at the same time these days.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 03, 2012 10:51 AM (SDkq3)

31 1 The term "Jewbags" seems kinda derogatory to me. Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 02:47 PM (+5U+B) How about "Penis Sheath"? Can we call her Penis Sheath??

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (niZvt)

32 Can't wait to hear about the CBC's "Demo-N!gga$ wit Benjamins" campaign.

Posted by: logprof at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (CE2wR)

33 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (7W3wI)

34 Allen..did you just screw you sister...you prob know nothing abt progressive medicine

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (ZlF9F)

35 Now they post all the details on Facebook along with video.

So where's the Anna Chapman video?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (bjRNS)

36 You know you want me.

Posted by: the banhammer at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (GTbGH)

37 Shave the blonde Jewbag on the far right and bring her to me.

Posted by: Alec Leamas, Whiskey-soaked Potato-headed Paddy at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (mg08E)

38 Why are these young kids in charge of anything at all?

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 02:48 PM (sWycd)


They're energetic, will work for peanuts, and not yet cynical. But mostly they'll work for peanuts.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

39 'Lick my Love Pump Jewbag'

Posted by: Spinal Tap at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (KF5+L)

40

I tell ya this, this social media thing is crazy. You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives (and saying stuff that people don't say in public) and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this.


 

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Yeah, like I've got this big zit on my cooter............

Posted by: DW Schultz at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (J4dzh)

41 Dani Gilbert has a chance of growing up and NOT ending up looking like DWS.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2012 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

42 Hamas couldn't have done a more insulting hit job.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (Sh42X)

43 That Jewbag vampire over there will suck the gold right out of your fillings. Ha ha ha!!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (RD6+t)

44 17 She looks like a cross between DWS and Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM4


Geez, I guess Webb got DWS also.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (1grxW)

45 I tell ya this, this social media thing is crazy. You have kids, who don't know no better, outing the most private details of their lives (and saying stuff that people don't say in public) and few of them seem the least little bit abashed about this.



Tell me about it.  We've been beating that thought in our kid's head for the last few years.  Think we finally got through to him.  Either us, or his Staff Sgt.


Yeesh. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (UOM48)

46 Obama is just getting started. USA part II

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (ZlF9F)

47 Tami yes a Venn diagram would be a great help. Instead of letting the guy hang out down there until his jaw locks up.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (kTa/B)

48

Yeah, it's amazing in that I sit there with my jaw dropped in shock at what Kids These Days feel is completely appropriate to tell the universe.

 

My lawn.  Get off it. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (VtjlW)

49 Allen..did you just screw you sister...you prob know nothing abt progressive medicine

Don't have a sister.  You mom told me to tell you to take your meds.  Then you need to go help her clean up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 10:53 AM (8y9MW)

50 Jewbags on welfare..the best kind

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (ZlF9F)

51 Jewbags? Sounds pretty much like self hate to me. Kind of disgusting.

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (OlN4e)

52 Damn, no wonder I haven't seen curious today. She has a new hash: ZlF9F

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (ggRof)

53 Jewbags (not progressive jews) hate palestinians

So just like everybody else (not progressive) on the planet then?

Posted by: Heorot at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (Nq/UF)

54 Maybe someday the christians will start to respect jews

Posted by: BallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:54 AM (ZlF9F)

55 I find most of my victims via Facebook

Posted by: Sex Trafficker and DNC contributor at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (WDRA0)

56 10-1 she got all that "Jew cash money" from Goldman Sachs so she's a sex trafficker too.

Posted by: Rocks at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (Q1lie)

57 Howdy

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (ZlF9F)

58 Wasserman represents the Jewhags.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2012 10:55 AM (8Kbi6)

59 Fox is reporting the tornado in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area sent a Flying J truck stop......flying.

I totally denounce myself and sincerely pray no one has been injured.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (UOM48)

60 I need more details about the blonde on the right and the brunette in the foreground.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (w/anX)

61 someone contact maet...maet was awesome last night eliminating the troll "ron"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (Ho2rs)

62 24 Dumb thing to do on a public forum? Sure, but given that they do appear to be Jewish from their pictures, it looks more like a self-depreciating goof than anything else.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 02:51 PM (SY2Kh)



See also: Trayvon Martin's Twitter handle.

Posted by: logprof at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (CE2wR)

63 Must be raykon, it's got that "the voices are telling me to write this and masturbate furiously, but mostly write this" vibe.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 10:56 AM (RD7QR)

64 eliminating the troll "ron"

Oh?  The uPud guy?

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (GTbGH)

65 The DNC should put Rosie O'Donnell in charge of fundraising outreach to Asian contributors.  She's got time on her hands and she knows how to talk to those people.

Posted by: Cicero at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (QKKT0)

66 Polynikes..so you hate women...and prob drive a pickup with a big tailpipe

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (ZlF9F)

67 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice, btw.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (GTbGH)

68 yes toby....it would comment...and then the comment would be gone.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (Ho2rs)

69 Look I'm Jewish and I'm not insulted, but anyone that stupid to post that on a public or semipublic page when you work for a congress critter and actually work with that community is damn near to stupid to breath much less hold a job like that. And you KNOW if it was a Republican what would be going on.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 10:57 AM (i6RpT)

70 54 Damn, no wonder I haven't seen curious today. She has a new hash: ZlF9F

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 03, 2012 02:54 PM (ggRof)




She/it hasn't been around lately has she?  I thought she was "Ron" last night with a new hash.  Hopefully she's driving some other blog crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (UOM48)

71 Holy crap, it's Debbie Wasserman Clone

Posted by: WeekendAtBernankes at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (o8lGv)

72 Well, the real irony is that Jews in November will vote in lock-step for Obama, again.  It really is a self-hating and confused demographic. 

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (f8XyF)

73 All trolls are Average Joe ...

Why do we put up with him, then? I can't remember the last time he added anything positive to a conversation.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 03, 2012 10:58 AM (bjRNS)

74 Christians...when will you actually start to respect Jews and Muslims?

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 10:59 AM (ZlF9F)

75 Hope all the Dallas morons are okay.  It's really nasty there.  Stay safe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 10:59 AM (UOM48)

76 Speaking as a Jew who grew up in a heavily Jewish community where every other girl looks like the ones in that picture, I think you're trying to find meaning where there is none.  Young urban and suburban Jews love making jokes about their being Jewish, but not in a self-deprecatory way.  More like a stupid, self-centered, "aren't I so funny?" way. 

Posted by: LIGuy at April 03, 2012 10:59 AM (+usC4)

77 >>> >>>40 Why are these young kids in charge of anything at all?

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 02:48 PM (sWycd)

>>>They're energetic, will work for peanuts, and not yet cynical. But mostly they'll work for peanuts.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 02:52 PM (RD7QR)



Yeah, I get that.  I guess my question was rhetorical. 

I really do think there is an issue with DC in that there are too few adults.  And I don't mean adults as in old enough to drink and f***, I mean adults as in, having some experience in life and wisdom.

Seriously, if you go to DC and see how politics is really run there, it really does remind you of college.


Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 11:00 AM (sWycd)

78 Well, the real irony is that Jews in November will vote in lock-step for Obama, again. It really is a self-hating and confused demographic. Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at April 03, 2012 02:58 PM (f8XyF) Well last poll I saw was at only ( ONLY) 65% or so. And I have a hunch it is less that that. But anything more 1% is a shanda

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 11:00 AM (i6RpT)

79 Actually Jews tend to be more educated and progressive. Why they support obama

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 11:00 AM (ZlF9F)

80 We are really oppossed to this type of treatment, obviously im not going to vote for conservatives, I am fully informed and know what they are like the media tells me about them constantly.  So I'm going to write a slightly smaller check to the DNC and in the notes include "please be nicer"

-stereotypical self hating jew

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:00 AM (RfvTE)

81 I take Snagglebags was too personal?

Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (KWdVT)

82 She should call herself Jew One-Bagger. I suspect, like Debbie, time will grant her the priveledge of becoming a true Jew 3-Bagger in 20 years or so.

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (OlN4e)

83 Well..heading back to the office. I actually have a job to do

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (ZlF9F)

84 balls hanging off pickup you wreak of cat urine.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (Ho2rs)

85 I think you're trying to find meaning where there is none Ah point of order? If you work for a congress person and are the outreach to the Jewish Community ......I mean do I have to spell it out?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (i6RpT)

86 >>> Speaking as a Jew who grew up in a heavily Jewish community where every
other girl looks like the ones in that picture, I think you're trying to
find meaning where there is none. Young urban and suburban Jews love making jokes
about their being Jewish, but not in a self-deprecatory way. More like a
stupid, self-centered, "aren't I so funny?" way.

But this is missing the point.

This is where the "what if this were a Republican" test needs to be applied. 

The MSM would be going crazy.

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 11:01 AM (sWycd)

87 Ladies, why do you listen to beady-eyed Jews? You think you'll get their gold?

Posted by: RayconsBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 11:02 AM (Agv0A)

88  Fox is reporting the tornado in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area sent a Flying J truck stop......flying.

I totally denounce myself and sincerely pray no one has been injured.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 02:56 PM (UOM4

 

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'Tis the season. 

Posted by: Soona at April 03, 2012 11:02 AM (J4dzh)

89 87 Well..heading back to the office men's room. I actually have a job to do

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 03:01 PM (ZlF9F)




Fixed it for you, Ballsack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 11:02 AM (UOM48)

90

Ace, you gotta fix the formatting on this site man.

Posted by: dan-O at April 03, 2012 11:02 AM (sWycd)

91 Looks like Chelsea and Wassername melded together.

Posted by: dutch at April 03, 2012 11:03 AM (CoCyl)

92

>>Hope all the Dallas morons are okay. It's really nasty there. Stay safe.

 

Yikes. And their weather offen heads here when they're done with it, so I'm going to keep an eye on that storm...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2012 11:03 AM (XdlcF)

93 Being a stinky member of the failed OWS isn't much of a job to go back to.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2012 11:03 AM (8Kbi6)

94 87 Well..heading back to the office. I actually have a job to do

Posted by: ConservativeBallsHangingofpickup at April 03, 2012 03:01 PM (ZlF9F)


--But I thought you only worked two hours a day for your six figures, raykon?

Posted by: logprof at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (CE2wR)

95 Helping to protect Jews with your money and blood does not count for lefties.

Calling them names, excusing their murders, and sucking their money while they vote for you does.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (RfvTE)

96 Perhaps Andy Levy can give them some of his pamphlets.

Posted by: Lauren at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (bV8xV)

97 Fox is reporting the tornado in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area sent a Flying J truck stop......flying.I totally denounce myself and sincerely pray no one has been injured.

Yeah, if weather tracks like it has been (never a given when tornadoes are involved) I'm in slim corridor that might just get side-swiped.  Not that that's any protection against tornadoes, itself.

On the up side, everything appears to be north of my house (and therefore wife & kids) and headed north.

TinFtW, you around?  How are things in your neck of the woods?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (8y9MW)

98 Ah, reading the comments, I'm not alone...

Hah.

Posted by: dutch at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (CoCyl)

99 96, see, Fluke was right - there is a reason for lesbian birth control

Posted by: Jean at April 03, 2012 11:04 AM (WkuV6)

100 No, I'm in agreement with you.  It has meaning because of their position, I just meant their was no purpose behind their comments.

Posted by: LIGuy at April 03, 2012 11:05 AM (+usC4)

101
Are we talking white Jewbags?
Also how many Jewbags equal a boatload of Jews?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 03, 2012 11:05 AM (Fx8df)

102

94

Ace, you gotta fix the formatting on this site man.

 

The trolls are the reason why we can't have nice things. ....They've used them to break the blog.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 11:06 AM (+5U+B)

103 Everyone, channel Breitbart, and tweet/re-tweet the JewBag love.

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 03, 2012 11:06 AM (bN5ZU)

104 Scandis have their own secret lingo and terms of endearment. "Lutefisk lips", for example.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 03, 2012 11:06 AM (HmCnI)

105 Other photos depict Gilbert as a bit of a party girl,  including one featuring an assortment of condoms.

Shit, do they want us to pay for their birth control, too?

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 03, 2012 11:07 AM (Xwgt3)

106 Tornado near DFW Airport.  Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 11:07 AM (UOM48)

107

Where are the dildo's?

Posted by: demoncrat at April 03, 2012 11:07 AM (1kwr2)

108 In fairness this was a "whitey-joo"

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:08 AM (RfvTE)

109 http://tinyurl.com/7dzvbm4

The ultimate prepper accessory.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 11:08 AM (kcfmt)

110 Ah, yeah. Memories of high school. If you get a chance to bang the one with her hands up, I highly recommend it. All minorities fuck the same, amiright?

Posted by: MJ at April 03, 2012 11:08 AM (/x4oj)

111 From the article:

In one photo, Gilbert is seen kissing paper currency of undetermined denomination. The caption at the bottom of the photo reads “JEWBAGS.” A comment left on the posting refers to Gilbert and a coterie of female companions as the “Jew cash money team.” Other photos depict Gilbert as a bit of a partygirl, including one featuring an assortment of condoms.

Since she apparently has sex and is Jewish, we know she's single.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 03, 2012 11:08 AM (SY2Kh)

112 114 http://tinyurl.com/7dzvbm4

The ultimate prepper accessory.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 03:08 PM (kcfmt)


Yeah, but they kill you on the toner cartridges.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

113 The trolls are the reason why we can't have nice things. ....They've used them to break the blog.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 03:06 PM (+5U+B)

 

 

 

 

I'm going to have to disagree with you on that wheatie. Thats the same thing as blaming the terrorists for having to get questioned, felt up and X-rayed to get on a fucking airliner. The reason the blog isn't fixed is because the blog isn't fixed.

Posted by: maddogg at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (OlN4e)

114 Major portion of DFW storm appears to be in the Cleburne area and heading Northeast, so Dallas is next.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (WDRA0)

115 Progressive Jews were silent like quislings during the Shoah. Just read " a deafening silence" byRafeal Medoff, or the documentary " who shall live and who shall die".

Posted by: Avi at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (Gx3Fe)

116

“Jewbags” and the “Jew cash money team.”

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Meh...and it has the added effect of not being funney.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (8ieXv)

117 Fair enough. If you want to hear a lot of Jew jokes, go to a Seder. They flow like the Mannischevitz wine.


How can you tell if a Jewish girl is having an orgasm?

She stops doing her nails!

Posted by: Henny Youngman at April 03, 2012 11:09 AM (Y+DPZ)

118

"The creepy thing is that she looks like a young Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, except without the sharklike maw of savagely hooked, daggerlike teeth."

Classic ace. One that should be retained in the archives.

 

Posted by: Alamo at April 03, 2012 11:10 AM (m/tN9)

119

Lawyers for the Obama operation said yesterday that their "extensive back-end review" has carefully scrubbed contributions to prevent illegal money from entering the operation's war chest. "I'm pretty sure if I took my error rate and matched it against any other campaign or comparable nonprofit, you'd find we're doing very well," said Robert Bauer, a lawyer for the campaign. "I have not seen the McCain compliance staff ascending to heaven on a cloud."

The Obama team's disclosures came in response to questions from The Washington Post about the case of Mary T. Biskup, a retired insurance manager from Manchester, Mo., who turned up on Obama's FEC reports as having donated $174,800 to the campaign. Contributors are limited to giving $2,300 for the general election.

Posted by: Obama 2012 at April 03, 2012 11:10 AM (e8kgV)

120 #117

With that thing you can set up your own 24/7 toner cart refurbishing line. Come the apocalypse just being able to offer a heated environment in winter will get you all the labor you need.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 11:11 AM (kcfmt)

121 {chewing fingernails like gum}

Sorry if I'm a little distracted, things seem to have accelerated here in DFW.

On the up-side, I'm already in about the safest place I can be.  On the down-side, I'm hearing about bad damage near(ish) my house and right around where one of my brothers works.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)

122  Tornado near DFW Airport. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 03:07 PM (UOM4

 

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Guess it's not a good day to be making  flight connections out of DFW.

Posted by: Soona at April 03, 2012 11:13 AM (J4dzh)

123 AllenG.....you still got cell service? Can you call to check on your house?

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 11:13 AM (+5U+B)

124
The stuttering cluskerfuck of a miserable failure is also blaming da joos for the high oil prices.
http://tinyurl.com/dx6pgc2

Posted by: YIKES! at April 03, 2012 11:13 AM (Fx8df)

125 Jew bags is the only thing Jewish about the Jewish left (except perhaps some dna).
Now stop asking why so many jewish people voted for Obama.  here is your answer.

Posted by: bigben at April 03, 2012 11:14 AM (x759p)

126 She sounds just like the "peaces of work" whom Isaiah was describing.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:14 AM (RfvTE)

127 With that thing you can set up your own 24/7 toner cart refurbishing line. Come the apocalypse just being able to offer a heated environment in winter will get you all the labor you need.

Posted by: epobirs at April 03, 2012 03:11 PM (kcfmt)


Nice -- should be able to hook some hot wandering refugees too. Maybe a second mortgage....

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 03, 2012 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

128 126 {chewing fingernails like gum}

Sorry if I'm a little distracted, things seem to have accelerated here in DFW.

On the up-side, I'm already in about the safest place I can be. On the down-side, I'm hearing about bad damage near(ish) my house and right around where one of my brothers works.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 03:12 PM (8y9MW)




Be safe, Allen!  I hate this time of year.  Have spent too many times hunkered down in my husband's closet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 11:15 AM (UOM48)

129

114 http://tinyurl.com/7dzvbm4

 

The ultimate prepper accessory.

 

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"Pending Approval by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission"

 

Heh. What are the chances that that mini-nuke generator will ever be on the market?

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 11:16 AM (+5U+B)

130 We need to learn to make hay,  not so shameless as the left since that only hardens the opposition.

"Anti-semitism in democratic circles again bubbles over"

Thats the kind of thing we should be writing.. not the by the nuymbers oh "look some dumbass.. imagine how they would react if some dumbass on our side did that?"

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:17 AM (RfvTE)

131 AllenG, keep safe.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2012 11:17 AM (nj1bB)

132

Hey AllenG- What part of the metroplex is home? I'm in Plano- Just issued a Tornado warning for Collin county (aka home).

 

Posted by: Alamo at April 03, 2012 11:17 AM (m/tN9)

133 Be safe, Allen! I hate this time of year. Have spent too many times hunkered down in my husband's closet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 03:15 PM (UOM4

 

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I love this time of the year.  It's one of the things that brought me back to OK instead of somewhere else.   The  springtime weather here is exciting.  An adreneline rush if there was one.

Posted by: Soona at April 03, 2012 11:19 AM (J4dzh)

134 Looks like Oklahoma City is on tornado watch too

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 11:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

135 Wont someone please tell me what David Brooks or DubbyWazzernameShultz has to say about this Dallas Tornado?  Whats its pantscrease like?  How does it feel about women and Jooos?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 11:22 AM (RfvTE)

136 I'd hit it!

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 03, 2012 11:23 AM (sl3x6)

137  Looks like Oklahoma City is on tornado watch too

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2012 03:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

 

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I doubt we'll see anything like that here.  It's been raining all day and it's only 58 degrees as I type.  Too cool for circular storms.

Posted by: Soona at April 03, 2012 11:24 AM (J4dzh)

138 When I grew up, calling someone a "jewbag" was an insult.  Of course, we insulted everyone we could.  My little potato mick self was surrounded by krauts and cheeseheads (Canadians) and limeys and bohunks and beaners and on and on and on.  And nobody sued over it or called it "hate speech."  And we got along better than we do now. 

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 03, 2012 11:27 AM (ZtwUX)

139 Agree with bigben-the only spiritual value she likely finds sacred is her 100% commitment to the blessed and holy sacrament of abortion. 

Posted by: ejo at April 03, 2012 11:31 AM (slp7M)

140

Jewbaggers!

 

Posted by: km at April 03, 2012 11:32 AM (iFQkz)

141 By the bye, the pictures of her partying, drinking beer and surrounded by condoms, etc., have apparently been scrubbed off her Facebook site.  Gee, I wonder why?

the sinner,

Patrick

Posted by: Patrick at April 03, 2012 11:51 AM (7NF25)

142 Dani Gilbert? I'd do her. But there is NO WAY she would be attracted to the size of my wallet.

Posted by: Stereotypes at April 03, 2012 11:59 AM (U/ftZ)

143 My guys are not stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You're mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you? I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you!

Posted by: J. B. Bulworth at April 03, 2012 12:18 PM (7HWzJ)

144

Sigh. Need I repeat myself, wingnuts?

Not an issue because it is Democrats making the crude bigoted gaffe not Republicans. Democrats are cooler, & they care more. Republicans are icky jesus fetuses with assault rifles.

Look ye not for coverage of this in ye old daily newspaper or network news show, for we shall not report it.

yours very insincerely,

M.S.M.

Posted by: MikeD at April 03, 2012 12:32 PM (p8QOg)

145 Why not "Jewbags for Douchebags 2012"?

Posted by: Doug at April 03, 2012 12:42 PM (7WbS4)

146 I, too, would hit it.

In order:
1. Blonde in front right
2. Chubby brunette in front middle
3. Girl sitting in background
4. Arm raiser
5. Nose pointer
6. Would hit Wasserman with a brick.

Posted by: Mac Davis at April 03, 2012 12:55 PM (EN3UW)

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