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October 05, 2012

Hey Now!
— Ace

If only that decolletage was Libyan Intelligence reports.

I got it from DListed.

Posted by: Ace at 10:52 AM | Comments (409)
Post contains 17 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Foist?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (lOmbq)

2 Did I have to be first?

Posted by: Gerry at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (I9brv)

3 Thankfully, no.

Posted by: Gerry at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (I9brv)

4 I threw up in my mouth....

Posted by: fu52 at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (NYXC6)

5 You up for some scissorin later, baby?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx says fuck islam at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (wJX79)

6 I don't even know who that is in the purple dress. Am I supposed to?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (/kI1Q)

7 Boobehs!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (lOmbq)

8 There appears to be something both Bill and Hillary agree on. Bobeehs

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (tf9Ne)

9 There was a time when male politicians were caught doing that. Maybe she's channeling JFK or Eleanor Roosevelt. Pick one.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2012 10:53 AM (iAUf+)

10 MTV ruined music

Posted by: Vic at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (YdQQY)

11 Hillary IS a lickalotapus!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (UK9cE)

12 That is Christina Aguillera.

Her tits got fucked up by her surgeon.

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (GQ8sn)

It'll take a village to motorboat that rack.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (HethX)

14 I don't care who you are, you couldn't resist looking either.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (PiESu)

And I wasn't even trying. Better to be lucky than good...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (lOmbq)

16 "NOW I understand my husband in a way I never did!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:54 AM (+tqYo)

17 Maybe it should have been from Double D listed?

Hey! You guys are great! I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Shecky Laughenstein at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (xq7pr)

18 Hillary saying "nice tits".

Posted by: Vic at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (YdQQY)

19 Was there really ever any doubt?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (DzvS7)

20 "That's a nice amoeba-shaped pin on your chest. Looks like white gold..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (+tqYo)

21 I think that's Christina Aguliara (sp?)

Posted by: Hello, it's just me Donna at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (9+ccr)

22 Uhhh. . . Bengazi. . . uhhh. . . investigation. . . continues. . . soft . . uhhh. . . smooth. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (iAUf+)

23 And they say guys are obvious. Sheesh!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2012 10:55 AM (GFM2b)

24 We're past the pre-noon OVERNIGHT THREAD already?!?

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (MzQOZ)

25 Who is the woman with the fun bags?

Posted by: Ben at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (C2Y4l)

26 Boy, Huma's gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (TpXEI)

27 I have always thought Hildebeast was a lesbian, or at least goes both ways. Though I can't imagine who of either sex would want to climb in the sack with the old bag of rancid grease.

Posted by: maddogg at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (OlN4e)

28 Hillary gawked. Huma cried.

Posted by: c'mon at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (W2qJe)

Bill retired and can chase all he wants. Hillary's current incompetence is getting people killed (and the object of her affection is a skank who fronts for the Muslim Brotherhood).

Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (tyXnB)

30 "Let me show you my Ben Franklin in a watermelon eating contest impression..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (+tqYo)

31 As if today wasn't vomit inducing enough.....thanks ace.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2012 10:56 AM (X6akg)

32 20 "That's a nice amoeba-shaped pin on your chest. Looks like white gold..." Pearl. As in necklace.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2012 10:57 AM (GFM2b)

Odds of this happening? Small.

But good god wouldn't it be sweet as hell to see this woman lose on election night.

http://tinyurl.com/9efo5ao

Posted by: Rich at October 05, 2012 10:57 AM (pnHKr)

34 Ace, you still celibate?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:57 AM (+tqYo)

35 Weiner's wife is going to be pissed.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 10:57 AM (GZitp)

36 I recognize Heath Ledger's The Joker, but who's the other bimbo?

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 10:57 AM (jUytm)

37 IT'S A TRAP!!!! Ace is hiding with the banhammer!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe (iphone5 snob) at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (nvwMe)

38 32 20 "That's a nice amoeba-shaped pin on your chest. Looks like white gold..." Pearl. As in necklace. Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2012 02:57 PM (GFM2b) Pearls before swine, I always say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (+tqYo)

39 Does anyone wonder why we can't project power when we have tired wrinkly old dykes running State? Why isn't Hillary taken seriously-look at the picture.

Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (tyXnB)

40 Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: Jerry S at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (XPs7+)

41 Don't forget, I'm the reason Bill Clinton has a bent pecker

Posted by: Hillary at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (vjyZP)

Oooooo....don't get caught lookin.

It's like the Sun George. You glance and look away....glance and look away.

I did that once at work when a girl with a nice butt was walking away. I forgot there were like four other women standing around me at the time.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (fsLdt)

43 "The Sexatary of State would guard those embassies all night, baby."

Posted by: HRC's Thought Bubble at October 05, 2012 10:58 AM (5Rurq)

44 39 Posted by: ejo at October 05, 2012 02:58 PM (tyXnB) Between her and Madeliene Albright, the USA should've been finished well before 9/11/01.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (+tqYo)

What Hillary is thinking: "Threesome! Billy! Oh, Billy!"

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (jx2j9)

46 caption: "Progress!"

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (jUytm)

47 ever been to BENGAYZI?

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (nk+tC)

48 Tits.

You just can take your eyes of em.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (UK9cE)

49 How YOU doin'??

Posted by: Hillary at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (KjlbF)

50 One is a shameless depraved attention whore with a substance abuse problem and many questions surrounding her private life . . . and the other is Christina Aguilera

Posted by: c'mon at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (W2qJe)

51 I did that once at work when a girl with a nice butt was walking away. I forgot there were like four other women standing around me at the time.

Were they looking too?

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (GQ8sn)

52 Is that Christina Aguillerra?. She's a Genie in a bottle babay.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 10:59 AM (fsLdt)

53 Oh, my.

Great caption, Ace!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (baL2B)

54 Jesus Christ, Ace: I really don't get the lengths you're going to to find pron but not pron you can jerk to.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (imtbm)

55 Can I get some of that? I'll stay on bottom, promise.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (/YJYi)

56 46 ever been to BENGAYZI? Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 02:59 PM (nk+tC) I saw that flick. Double feature with "A Queer and Pleasant Stranger."

Posted by: Barney Fagele at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (+tqYo)

57 Whoa.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (QupBk)

58 Ace just lost.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (XPs7+)

59 Ace, you still celibate?

If a picture of Hillary gets him going, he's not going to admit it to us. We'd never let him live it down.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 11:00 AM (/kI1Q)

60 Off, toothless crook sock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (+tqYo)

61 I WOULD SOOOOOOOOOOO MUNCH HILLARY'S DELISHISH MEAT CURTAINS! YUM!

R-MONEY *SPIT* HAD NOTES IN HIS HANKERCHIF DURING DEBATE! HE CHEATED! IT DOESN'T COUNT!

IT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!

Posted by: KayInMaine at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (/Aauo)

62 Christina's carpets don't match the drapes

Posted by: Inspector Gadget at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (vjyZP)

63 Hillary: "Are those freedom fighters in your dress, or are you happy to see me?"

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (jUytm)

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Emerson."

"Emerson who?"

"Emerson nice boobehs you got there."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (lOmbq)

65 OVERCHARGED [breasts] Button!! Shrillary's new titlomatic initiative.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (X3lox)

No, they were all looking at me being a dog.

I like (nice) butts, I can not lie.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 11:01 AM (fsLdt)

67 38 IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Ace is hiding with the banhammer!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe (iphone5 snob) at October 05, 2012 02:58 PM (nvwMe)

This is why I have been wasting a lot of time on this blog this week.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (baL2B)

"Ace, you still celibate?

If a picture of Hillary gets him going,"

If that's true, Ace is in a deep bad place that only boobeh shots from Rosie O'Donnel may snap him out of

Posted by: c'mon at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (W2qJe)

69 Was there really ever any doubt? Two words: Wellesley College.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (QupBk)

70 lulz

Posted by: rockmom at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (aBlZ1)

71 AOSHQ: Where else can you go to get a vocabulary primer with your obligatory tit shot?

Posted by: Fritz at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (/ZZCn)

Somebody wipe that drool off of Hillary's mouth.

Please.

It's embarrassing.

Posted by: wheatie at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (l5RhJ)

73 That poor, poor girl was just raped by Ms. Rodham's eyes.And she is wearing a blue dress to boot.

Posted by: Drider at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (HaJD9)

74 Bill! That is where you have been hiding from me!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, unbanned, ready to get this done at October 05, 2012 11:02 AM (baL2B)

75
Two words: Wellesley College.

========================

+10 internetz for you.

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at October 05, 2012 11:03 AM (DzvS7)

76 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2012 11:03 AM (6o4Fb)

77 Christina's carpets don't match the drapes

Posted by: Inspector Gadget

Hardwood floors are all the rage.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2012 11:03 AM (VndSC)

78 I'd sure like to press her Reset button

Posted by: Hillary at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (N2yhW)

This is how I would introduce Hillary Clinton if I were the cryer at the King's ball.

I present lady Hillary Clinton of the cattle futures scam, the jew bastard fame, the Rose law firm record obstruction. She who is married to the famous adulterer ,rapist, perjuror. Now presiding as Secretarty of State responsible for the misspelled reset button fiasco and dead ambassador.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (m2CN7)

80 I can haz sweater puppehs?

Posted by: Hillary at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (KjlbF)

81 That reminds me. The State Department needs more motorboats.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (QKKT0)

82 Two pickets to Tittsburgh please...

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (y12hg)

83 "Mmmm maybe I can convince Huma to get some like this"

Posted by: JPS at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (FP9ks)

84 R-MONEY *SPIT* HAD NOTES IN HIS HANKERCHIF DURING DEBATE! HE CHEATED! IT DOESN'T COUNT!

IT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!

Posted by: KayInMaine at October 05, 2012 03:01 PM (/Aauo)

One, your stupid.

Two, there's no rule saying you can't bring notes to a debate, so why would he put it on a tissue?

Dip. Shit.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (UK9cE)

85 "I'd talk down that economy in a NY minute!"

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (jx2j9)

Finally, I find evidence that Hillary and I have something in common.

We both admire a nice rack.

Posted by: West at October 05, 2012 11:04 AM (1Rgee)

87 "with that weight thing C, we finally have something in common"

no not that, get yer mind outta the gutter

ankles you dirty goranimals

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:05 AM (nk+tC)

88 You know that Hillary is thinking what a fine cigar humidor this object would make for her husband.She'll take two.

Posted by: Drider at October 05, 2012 11:05 AM (HaJD9)

89 I think my contact lens is down there.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:05 AM (QKKT0)

90 First Anthony and now this! [sobs]

Posted by: Humid Abedin at October 05, 2012 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

91 Sad thing is, Hillary actually looks better now than she did when she was Christina's age.

That's not really saying much, but still.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:05 AM (UK9cE)

92 I can hear the 3:00am phone going off in the background." Mrs. Clinton, this is U.S Consulate, Bengazi!!!!!"

Posted by: JimboHoffa at October 05, 2012 11:06 AM (dAfqy)

93 I don't even know who that is in the purple dress. Am I supposed to?

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at October 05, 2012 02:53 PM (/kI1Q)

I never recognize those pop tarts; especially when they have some old politician leering at them.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at October 05, 2012 11:06 AM (ghr0T)

94 "If your lookin' for some kinetic action, you've come to the right place, baby..."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 05, 2012 11:06 AM (wtvvX)

95 "I still think Michael Moore's tits are bigger."

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:06 AM (R18D0)

96 That's the happiest I've seen Hillary in four years.

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (jx2j9)

97 "Two words: Wellesley College."

I got stuck in Northampton one night. Nothing like killing a few hours drinking with a bunch of silver haired lesbians.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (GZitp)

98 I threw up in my mouth....

Posted by: fu52 at October 05, 2012 02:53 PM (NYXC6)

Well, whose mouth was the other option?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (2b4yb)

99 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (8y9MW)

100 Busy confirming the absence of WMDs in A-rack.

Posted by: Mama Brug at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (yI15E)

101 Hardwood floors are all the rage.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2012 03:03 PM (VndSC)
[brI prefer stone tile. Wait, does that mean I'm into robot vagina?

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (vjyZP)

102 So the reason she didn't leave Bill was she was thinking, "Yeah, I'd have done her too."

Got it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 05, 2012 11:07 AM (8y9MW)

103 THE POWER OF TITS COMPELS YOU!!!

THE POWER OF TITS COMPELS YOU!!!

THE POWER OF TITS COMPELS YOU!!!

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)

104 Not gonna lie, I got a thing for ol XTina. Would HAMMER it. "Built for comfort or for speed?" Why choose?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (da5Wo)

105

Why does Hillary think she can wear that hairstyle? On Tumblr she's actually considered sexy. WTF?

I just knew Hillary liked the feminine type.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (dTQUV)

106 you need a bigger staff!

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (nk+tC)

107 Oh wait, Northampton was Smith college. I think the lesbian ratio is even higher there then Wellesley.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (GZitp)

108 I got stuck in Northampton one night. Nothing like killing a few hours drinking with a bunch of silver haired lesbians.

Here's a toast to Fawn Liebowitz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (QKKT0)

109 That noise you hear in the background is Hillary starting up her "Evinrude outboard motor," IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: jakeman at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (96M6e)

110 Hillary: "I could understand if THIS is what my husband was doing, but Monica?!?"

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:08 AM (UK9cE)

111 Well, look at your bls numbers sweetie! Have they been massaged or manipulated lately?

Posted by: Hillary "betty eyes" Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:09 AM (PHb2k)

112 "Lean FORWARD."

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:09 AM (R18D0)

113 If we could have RESET tattooed on her nipples I could give her to the Muslim Brotherhood as a state gift.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:09 AM (QKKT0)

114 Hillary's getting some nip-nip traction there I notice.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (fsLdt)

115 God,I hope she gets some. She be off my ass.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (wR+pz)

116 Here's a toast to Fawn Liebowitz. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2012 03:08 PM (QKKT0) Now, she had a great rack.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (X3lox)

117 Why does Hillary's hair look like she just got out of bed?

Posted by: dogfish at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (N2yhW)

118 Hilary is not aging well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (4cRnj)

119
Christie.... youre a tad to tall.

The tips.almost.touch.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2012 11:10 AM (C8hzL)

120 "~~Lean~~Fall over FORWARD." Fixt

Posted by: jakeman at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (96M6e)

121 christina is not a natural color

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (j1z2L)

122 Where's Hector?

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (0SHei)

123

Notice the positioning of the hands is cropped.

Come to think of it in one of the hands might be a crop.

Posted by: arminius at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (cDnhR)

124 I know it is Friday afternoon but this does not count as lezbeanpron.

Posted by: dogfish at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (N2yhW)

125
117 Why does Hillary's hair look like she just got out of bed?

----

Only open cockpit airplanes land in Shitcanistan.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (C8hzL)

126 Areolas.....Big or small?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:11 AM (UK9cE)

127 now that is smart power!

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (nk+tC)

128 Areolas.....Big or small?

Medium to big.

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (GQ8sn)

129 She sure looks like she taking full ownership of that little blonde slave girl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (PHb2k)

130 Run, Run! Its Jabbatha the Hut! Run for your life!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (KAxDb)

131 My cuz said that Christina had a body odor problem when they were in school. Sti ky stink.

Posted by: RWC at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (t+Sdx)

132 Good lord, Hillary looks like the Cryptkeeper. Or maybe his wife. I guess working with Obama ages one pretty rapidly.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2012 11:12 AM (DuH+r)

133 Have I ever told you about the time they tried to kill me in Tuzla?

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (QKKT0)

134 "Oh I disagree. These are the tits I'm looking for."

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (R18D0)

135 Smith College was the birthplace of Thundercunt, whereas Wellesley was home to The Mewling Quim, a sidekick/sometime cohabitator with The Silver Snapper, who went to Radcliffe.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (HethX)

136 "Areolas.....Big or small?"

Hillary's? Long.

Ick.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (GZitp)

137 I am always amazed at Christina's tits. I can't keep my eye off of them either. I am not going to blame Shrillary. C'mom man, her tits are be-ee-a-youtiful.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (he2LC)

138 116Here's a toast to Fawn Liebowitz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2012 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

Now, she had a great rack.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2012 03:10 PM (X3lox)

Those should be very firm by now.

Posted by: JimboHoffa at October 05, 2012 11:13 AM (dAfqy)

139 You know, my husband and I are swingers.......

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (UK9cE)

140

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (kdS6q)

141

It's one thing, to catch her doing a 'quick look' at Aguilar's boobs...

But Hillary is doing a 'head tilt' too.

It's the head tilt that is the most hilarious thing about this picture.

Posted by: wheatie at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (l5RhJ)

142 Good lord, Hillary looks like the Cryptkeeper. Or maybe his wife. I guess working with Obama ages one pretty rapidly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

A fat Cryptkeeper? It'll never happen.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (R18D0)

143 christina had her implants inserted through her arm pits and the plastic surgeon did a horrible job sewing them back up..saw a pic of her with her arm raised it was creepy.....poor thing used to be gorgeous....now, not so much.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, what did huma abedin know at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (j1z2L)

144 Body odor? Maybe it was a lost condom in her "lady parts."

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (he2LC)

145 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA RAS: Missed this earlier, but Romney's lead in OH with Independents is 18 points. If this is so on election day, he wins.

Posted by: Evilpens at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (ck76k)

146 I'm triple D and they are real. I hate these people.

Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (3xbS0)

147

Dubious - euphemism for "illegal as hell".

http://tinyurl.com/9fvkdgt

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 11:14 AM (jx2j9)

148 I am always amazed at Christina's tits.

They're fake.

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

149
"Yup..... Vince Fosters Whitewater copies are still in there....."

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2012 11:15 AM (C8hzL)

150 her boob feelers are copping a boob feel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:15 AM (PHb2k)

151 My caption?

Hillary: "I'm a closet Libyan."

Posted by: Jackwagon at October 05, 2012 11:15 AM (PxUBA)

152 It's the head tilt that is the most hilarious thing about this picture.
Posted by: wheatie

Olan Mills never even got a head tilt like that.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (R18D0)

153 She's maintaining a laser-like focus on eye-rack.

Methinks Ace's domain is getting feisty.

Posted by: esch at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (l5WBL)

154 D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA Also in OH, 90% of Romney voters say they will not change their mind, just 80% of Obama supporters say the same. D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA The We Ask America showing Rom +1 in OH is D+4. This is fairly reasonable, though I expect is on the high-end of what Democrats could get D.M. Hawkins @HawkinsUSA In VA, the key number is also Indies, where Romney leads by 7. Expect turnout there to be either even or to the R or D way by 1-2 points

Posted by: Evilpens at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (ck76k)

155 I'm triple D and they are real.

Posted by: mpfs

Do you have a blog?

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)

156 Human must be pissed, first Weiner now Hilary

Posted by: Jean at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (OfinX)

157 Put a braille version of the Libyan report on Agulera's body and she'd at least page through it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (e0xKF)

158 148 I am always amazed at Christina's tits.

They're fake.

I've always operated in the mode of "If they're there, they're real."

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2012 11:16 AM (KjlbF)

159 >>BuzzFeedBen #ff @AceofSpadesHQ, the very smart fever swamp duke who I can never quite resist engaging. 9 minutes ago Fever swamp? Coming from Buzz Feed.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2012 11:17 AM (9otrl)

160 145I'm triple D and they are real.

I hate these people.

Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 03:14 PM (3xbS0)

PICS???!!!

PLEASE???!!!

Posted by: JimboHoffa at October 05, 2012 11:17 AM (dAfqy)

161 I'm up here.

Posted by: Christina Aguilera at October 05, 2012 11:17 AM (0nt6p)

162 Shortly thereafter, Christina was seen puking in a trash can due to the overwhelming smell of rotting fish.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:17 AM (UK9cE)

163 Sophia Loren?

Posted by: Lou at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (xp1pq)

164

Posted by: wheatie at October 05, 2012 03:14 PM (l5RhJ)

Maybe old lesbians have lost the art of being discreet. We had a female manager who used to stare at the women's crotches, didn't even try to hide it. Thank God she was based in another city. We only had to put up with her every so often.

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (jm/9g)

165 I'm triple D and they are real.

I hate these people.
Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 03:14 PM (3xbS0)

Cut. Jib. Centerfold.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (UK9cE)

166 Fever swamp? We're big fans of DDT.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (/kI1Q)

167 135 Smith College was the birthplace of Thundercunt, whereasWellesley was home to The Mewling Quim, a sidekick/sometime cohabitatorwith The Silver Snapper, who went to Radcliffe.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 05, 2012 03:13 PM (HethX)

What about Snarf?

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (vjyZP)

168

"Come on Christina, I'm sure Bill is into it. I promise I'll just watch..."

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 05, 2012 11:18 AM (HethX)

169 Down boys. Kratos has met me in person. :-)

Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 11:19 AM (3xbS0)

170 145 I'm triple D and they are real.

Statements like these require proof.

148 I am always amazed at Christina's tits.

They're fake.

Posted by: EC at October 05, 2012 03:15 PM (GQ8sn)

So what?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 11:19 AM (da5Wo)

171 Here's another example of an idiotic crowd-pleaser line Obama would never say in a debate: "But I just want to make sure got this straight. He'll get rid of regulations on Wall Street -- but he's going to crack down on Sesame Street." hahahahahahaha! Who writes this shit for Obama, Chris Rock?

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (jUytm)

172 Hey Hill, bathing in the blood of maidens won't work if they weren't virgins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (QKKT0)

173

BREAKING: Obama hires new debate coach!

http://tinyurl.com/9y8zphn

Posted by: Nash Rambler at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (LZ7QO)

174 BBF at splitters. MOAR BOOBS. http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/10/05/big-boob-friday-88/

Posted by: MJ at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (TR60b)

175 at least Hill Bill have something in common

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (nk+tC)

176 I don't think Hillary was the master of her domain that night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:20 AM (PHb2k)

177 Who writes this shit for Obama, Chris Rock?
Elmo.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 11:21 AM (MzQOZ)

178 Hilary looks like one of those women who has bad breath. Really bad. Like day-old car repair waiting room coffee, rancid mellon and a hint of dead tooth.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:21 AM (R18D0)

179 That stupid joke above went over so well with his stupid rabble, he's been repeating it and tweeting it for the past 24 hours.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:21 AM (jUytm)

180 Down boys.

Kratos has met me in person. :-)
Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 03:19 PM (3xbS0)

No offense, but that has nothing to do with anything.

Unless you were like Barack's mom in some commies apartment getting your picture taken, I don't care.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (UK9cE)

181 176 I don't think Hillary was the master of her domain that night. --- I'm sure that she was using her Huma-dor in the process.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (e0xKF)

182 It looks as though Christina's thinking: This adeled old bitch wants to squirrel my cooter.

Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (FhUgE)

183 169 Down boys.

Kratos has met me in person. :-)

Posted by: mpfs at October 05, 2012 03:19 PM (3xbS0)

Yeah but he's banned so he can't confirm it.

Posted by: buzzion - Free Kratos at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (GULKT)

184 178 Hilary looks like one of those women who has bad breath. Really bad. Like day-old car repair waiting room coffee, rancid mellon and a hint of dead tooth.

Posted by: DangÂ© at October 05, 2012 03:21 PM (R18D0)

Oh dear gawd! Someone, anyone.....put up a new thread!

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (X6akg)

185 Welcome to my lair Miss Aguilera. From now on you shall be known as Booby Galore.

Posted by: Dr. eev-Hill at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (pMGkg)

186 OK, setting aside Hillary's creepy ogling, did Christina balloon up a little or is that just a bad angle?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (POGCP)

187 Hey, morons, you mock Charlie Crist and Boehner for their orange skin. Not bothered by it now are ya? Huh? huh? So if Crist and Boehner get a nice new set of tits you'll stop ridiculing them?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 11:22 AM (NQI//)

188 62 Christina's carpets don't match the drapes Assuming there's any carpeting at all...but you say that like it is a bad thing.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at October 05, 2012 11:23 AM (BDH94)

189 The stuff pop stars and diplomats can do with their mouths and tongues, even without hard wood. It's amazing I tell you, amazing.

Posted by: Joe Biden what is getting a semi at October 05, 2012 11:23 AM (sOtz/)

190 164
In my experience many of them hate and seek active disapproval of men. So they then feel totally justified in mimicking the worst aggressive sexual stereotypes of men, whether those stereotypes are justified or not.

Posted by: esch at October 05, 2012 11:23 AM (l5WBL)

191 Yeahhh, my Hillary. She loves her some big tits, but don't we all fellas? I'll tell ya sumthin I learned early on about that girl, she loves taking it in the ear. Every time I'd try to put it in her mouth, she'd turn her damn head.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:23 AM (1hLHC)

192 "Two reset buttons!!!"

Posted by: Odie1941 at October 05, 2012 11:23 AM (UWRbo)

193 You can tell it's not photoshop cause the neck waddles all line up.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 05, 2012 11:24 AM (JPfSc)

194 Fake? Who cares? It's not like I am ever going to get to touch them and be like, so disappointed because they don't quite feel right.

Posted by: Bart who lurks with SMOD 2012, master of his domain at October 05, 2012 11:24 AM (he2LC)

195 I guess when your economic thinking stopped at 'sharing' in kindergarten, then Sesame Street jokes are pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:24 AM (PHb2k)

196 So if Crist and Boehner get a nice new set of tits you'll stop ridiculing them? No. But if you're a chick, I'm interested in what you have to say, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Unless you're as hideous as Hildabeast.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at October 05, 2012 11:24 AM (BDH94)

197 ou can tell it's not photoshop cause the neck waddles all line up.

Posted by: typo dynamofo

HOOT!

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:24 AM (R18D0)

198 Hillary: "I'm a closet Libyan." She's cunning linguist.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 11:25 AM (QupBk)

199 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 03:22 PM (NQI//)

Didn't you get ban hammered for that pic you put up the other day? Cuz you shoulda.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2012 11:25 AM (KjlbF)

200 "... to which Mrs. Clinton replied 'But I don't even like the taste of vagina.'"

Posted by: South Park reporter Creamy Goodness at October 05, 2012 11:25 AM (e0xKF)

201 >>>Hey Hill, bathing in the blood of maidens won't work if they weren't virgins.

Technically they're not maidens then.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular! With Full Stomping Power! at October 05, 2012 11:25 AM (0q2P7)

202 198 Hillary: "I'm a closet Libyan." She's cunning linguist. --- She eats Lebanese on a regular basis.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (e0xKF)

203 Waterhouse, I think she's gained and lost weight a couple of times. Women who are voluptuous do that. You see the same thing with Christine Hendricks. She'll look kind of heavy, then you'll see her on some tv show and she looks thinner again. I saw her on some food network show and was surprised at how thin she looked, other than the rack.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (NQI//)

204 hmmm...did I remember to pack the dental dams?

Posted by: the Thought Bubble over Hillary's head at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (jm/9g)

205 http://tinyurl.com/9jw7z6a Lady GagaÂ’s Family Restaurant Worse Than Â“HerpesÂ” According To Review HAHAHAHAHA !! By the way Wonder if Markie Post is jealous of HRC staring at Aguilera Ta-Ta's

Posted by: Evilpens at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (ck76k)

206 Almost as good as cake girl!

Posted by: Jay Bee at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (6W8+8)

207 >>>That is Christina Aguillera

Looks more like Michael Jackson.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (SDkq3)

208 Nato could use those you know

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (nk+tC)

209 I saw her on some food network show and was surprised at how thin she looked, other than the rack.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 03:26 PM (NQI//)

That's hot.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:26 AM (UK9cE)

210 But let's make sure we got this straight. Obama will allow muslims to get away with murdering our ambassador, but he'll crack down on youtube videos. crowd: hahahahahaha!

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:27 AM (jUytm)

211 "Uhh, hello! My face is up here!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2012 11:27 AM (iAUf+)

212 Lady GagaÂ’s Family Restaurant Worse Than Â“HerpesÂ” According To Review --- Well, you kind of figure that when someone is wearing the main course as a dress shortly before it is prepared.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:27 AM (e0xKF)

213 or a Cunning Stunt

Posted by: Evilpens at October 05, 2012 11:28 AM (ck76k)

214 "29 Bill retired and can chase all he wants. Hillary's current incompetence is getting people killed (and the object of her affection is a skank who fronts for the Muslim Brotherhood)." There was a link on Drudge or somewhere that security at the Libya consulate was actually lowered. I couldn't even read it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 11:28 AM (NQI//)

215

Huma just can't get a break. First she was competing with a cellphone, now the Secretary of State.

0-2 ain't no fun.

Posted by: President of Libya at October 05, 2012 11:28 AM (+lPVc)

216 "It puts the old lady on its skin."

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:29 AM (R18D0)

217 Real or fake. Who cares? They're boobehs.

http://tinyurl.com/9j9q53u

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 11:29 AM (da5Wo)

218 I expect "Tits Rule" bumper stickers to be showing up everywhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:29 AM (PHb2k)

219 Hey Dang
Is R18DO any relation to C3P0?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 05, 2012 11:30 AM (JPfSc)

220 She's just wondering if the drapes and carpet match.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 05, 2012 11:31 AM (rlba9)

221 217 Real or fake. Who cares? They're boobehs. http://tinyurl.com/9j9q53u Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 03:29 PM (da5Wo) Whoever botched that job sucks... how could someone with that kind of $$$ get a job like that? I like boobehs either way, but man that is some disfigured shit right there.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 05, 2012 11:32 AM (UZQM8)

222 Hey Dang
Is R18DO any relation to C3P0?
Posted by: typo dynamofo

R2D2's sexbot.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:33 AM (R18D0)

223 But Hillary goes to Hooters because the wings are so good.

Posted by: kbiel at October 05, 2012 11:33 AM (9UEu0)

224
I like boobehs either way, but man that is some disfigured shit right there.
Posted by: cajun carrot at October 05, 2012 03:32 PM (UZQM

Musta went to the same guy that Tara Reid went to.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:33 AM (UK9cE)

225 "That stupid joke above went over so well with his stupid rabble, he's been repeating it and tweeting it for the past 24 hours"

Who does he think he is, Richard Lewis?

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 11:33 AM (GZitp)

226 "Didn't you get ban hammered for that pic you put up the other day? Cuz you shoulda. Posted by: Muad'dib" I put up a pic the other day? I don't even remember. Was it a baaad picture of Muhhummud or something, Is there going to be a jihad against me?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 11:33 AM (NQI//)

227 Boobehs.
http://is.gd/kfbuiJ

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 11:34 AM (/kI1Q)

228

Breaking! Romney cheated by wiping his nose! Election is over!

http://tinyurl.com/9hd6t9z

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 11:34 AM (jx2j9)

229 I missed the Obama joke. Anyone want to shame themselves by repeating it? For the sake of ridicule, of course.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:34 AM (R18D0)

230

So if Crist and Boehner get a nice new set of tits you'll stop ridiculing them?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 03:22 PM (NQI//)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mental floss?!

Posted by: Beagle at October 05, 2012 11:35 AM (sOtz/)

231 "Uhh, hello! My face is up here!" There's a fantastic old SNL skit called They Had Eyes In Their Breasts where female aliens invade Earth and they have eyes in their breasts. It's explained that since that's where men look, evolution took its course and voila! RE: Christina's tits - one of the things a better plastic surgeon will tell a woman getting breast implants is that when she gains weight, well, those nice 34Cs are going to turn into 44EEEs. Oh and they may end up lopsided.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

232 I missed the Obama joke.

Obama: Romney wants to remove the regulations from Wall Street. And fire everyone on Sesame Street.

(Roughly)

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (MzQOZ)

233 Why, that 7.8% rate is raising eyebrows!

Posted by: Hillary the blogger at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (PHb2k)

234 227 Boobehs.
http://is.gd/kfbuiJ

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at October 05, 2012 03:34 PM (/kI1Q)

I'm putting a jihad on you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (da5Wo)

235 That is some exquisite stitching in your gown young lady! uh huh! Exquisite stitching!

Posted by: wierd flunky at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (X+nFp)

236 220 carpet mulch is important

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (nk+tC)

237
Alright fellas, I'll put my gazoombies up against ChrisAg's melons any day of the week. Also, I wouldn't let Hillary gaze at my bumps or lick my runway. She's not called Hildabeast or Cankles for nothing.

Posted by: Kate Upton at October 05, 2012 11:36 AM (lDWQr)

238 OBAMA: JOBS REPORT SHOWS ECONOMY IS ON RIGHT TRACK BY KEN THOMAS ASSOCIATED PRESS FAIRFAX, Va. (AP) -- I see TFG went running back to "his people." Go make that stump in Utah or Nevada you POS.

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 05, 2012 11:37 AM (UZQM8)

239 those nice 34Cs are going to turn into 44EEEs Posted by: alexthechick

Even Doug Henning couldn't pull that off. Tits. Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:38 AM (R18D0)

240 We had a female manager who used to stare at the women's [woo-woo]s...

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2012 03:18 PM (jm/9g)

----------

In my first waitressing job, our boss used to pat our butts as we walked by in the kitchen.

BTW, she was a petite little thing, about 5'2"... in all dimensions.

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 05, 2012 11:38 AM (9wOfB)

241

Obama: Romney wants to remove the regulations from Wall Street. And fire everyone on Sesame Street

Mitt Kreuger starring in:

N i g h t m a r e o n S e s a m e S t r e e t

This time it's personal

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (4pSIn)

242 At least put the picture below the fold, this is painful.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (MzQOZ)

243 Ryan v. Biden-- can't happen fast enough.

Posted by: tasker at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (r2PLg)

244 Obama: Romney wants to remove the regulations from Wall Street. And fire everyone on Sesame Street.

(Roughly)
Posted by: Al

FUCK. Sorry I asked.

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (R18D0)

245 237

This thread is worthless without pics.

Posted by: esch at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (l5WBL)

246 Pixy hates me

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (4pSIn)

247 ace is just tearing up BuzzFeed on Twitter.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 11:39 AM (GZitp)

248 "But I just want to make sure got this straight. He'll get rid of regulations on Wall Street -- but he's going to crack down on Sesame Street."

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:40 AM (jUytm)

249 247 ace is just tearing up BuzzFeed on Twitter. Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 03:39 PM (GZitp) ______________ Thanks for the heads up--off to go check it out.

Posted by: tasker at October 05, 2012 11:40 AM (r2PLg)

250 Two tickets to paradise, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2012 11:40 AM (GFM2b)

251 Oh and they may end up lopsided.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 05, 2012 03:36 PM (VtjlW)

----------

Eeeek!!!!

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 05, 2012 11:40 AM (9wOfB)

252 I keep seeing different variations here. I seem to remember Connery's (Bond's) line being, "As long as the collar and the cuffs match". Is my ancient brain letting me down? Again?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 05, 2012 11:41 AM (3R0Zs)

253 Hell, Freddy might not be able to do enough cutting.

Maybe redefine "Murder" this time and get Freddy some help. Sarah Connor, a zombie plague or two, etc.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 11:41 AM (MzQOZ)

254 252 I keep seeing different variations here. I seem to remember Connery's (Bond's) line being, "As long as the collar and the cuffs match". Is my ancient brain letting me down? Again? --- Something like that, from Diamonds Are Forever. My personal favorite bits from the film deal with Lana Turner's busty sister, Plenty O'Toole.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:42 AM (e0xKF)

255 this is wrong but--- does anyone else have the urge to burn a huge Big Bird effigy?

Posted by: tasker at October 05, 2012 11:43 AM (r2PLg)

256 Alternate Post Title: Ace: Here, Amuse Yourselves With This Pic While I Tweet

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:43 AM (jUytm)

257 It's funny because they're both Streets.

Posted by: TFG at October 05, 2012 11:43 AM (GZitp)

258

But on the upside, if you already have lopsided boobs implants can help. Never screw up a perfectly good set of boobehs just to make them bigger.

Posted by: Beagle at October 05, 2012 11:44 AM (sOtz/)

259 enviroment friendly and not green, appreciate that

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:44 AM (nk+tC)

260 I put up a pic the other day? I don't even remember. Was it a baaad picture of Muhhummud or something, Is there going to be a jihad against me?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 05, 2012 03:33 PM (NQI//)

Wasn't it you who put up a pic of a ginormous code pinko with stuff hanging out? I was just advocating a banning 'cuz Jihad sounded like a lot of work.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 05, 2012 11:44 AM (KjlbF)

261 Hillary seems to find them udderly titillating.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 11:44 AM (dx2ze)

262 Real or fake. Who cares? --- *raising hand*

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (aHR5E)

263

does anyone else have the urge to burn a huge Big Bird effigy?

Burn? No. Baste early, baste often.

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (4pSIn)

264 255 this is wrong but--- does anyone else have the urge to burn a huge Big Bird effigy? Give it until late November & my ex will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (zji3t)

265 Did yall see the magic that the Vogue hair/makeup and airbrushing depts did on Debbie WS.

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/04/pop-quiz-2/#more-126002

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (tf9Ne)

266
Juan Williams dated Big Bird!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (lDWQr)

267 No wonder Hillary got mad with Bill's 'bimbo eruptions.' Bill was greedy and never left any for Hillary.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 05, 2012 11:45 AM (fLln5)

268 does anyone else have the urge to burn a huge Big Bird effigy? Posted by: tasker

I'm gonna need to buttfuck it first.

Posted by: Angry muslim man-child at October 05, 2012 11:46 AM (R18D0)

269 never miss an opportunity to screw up they say

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:46 AM (nk+tC)

270 Fake tits don't feel right. Like squeezing a loaf of stale bread.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 11:47 AM (dx2ze)

271 Pervert Bill said she gets more than he does, and by the look I would say she is going to put some moves on.

Posted by: John at October 05, 2012 11:47 AM (46VAS)

272 Notice the pattern? Of course you do. Us: We don't want to pay for other people's birth control. Them: ZOMG, the Republicans want to ban all access to birth control; declare war on womensss!! Us: We're sick of paying for PBS. Them: The Republicans want to ban childrens television programs!!

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:48 AM (jUytm)

273

Nearly 300 comments in, surely I'm not the first to say "I bet Huma is furious!"

Lemme check now.....

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2012 11:48 AM (TOk1P)

274

Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton: ass bandit!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 05, 2012 11:48 AM (lDWQr)

275 Fake tits don't feel right. Like squeezing a loaf of stale bread. Posted by: Dr. Varno

Really? *pulling down pajama pants while running to the pantry*

Posted by: Dang© at October 05, 2012 11:48 AM (R18D0)

276

"Hillary"? I didn't notice anybody by that name in this photo...

Posted by: Optimizer at October 05, 2012 11:48 AM (As94z)

277

273 -

Yes, post #26. Nice work.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2012 11:49 AM (TOk1P)

278 I am standing in for Barry next time, he'll be having a war.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at October 05, 2012 11:49 AM (wR+pz)

279 262 Real or fake. Who cares?

---

*raising hand*

Posted by: mediumheadboy at October 05, 2012 03:45 PM (aHR5E)

Passing up boobehs? Feel free to pass them along to the Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at October 05, 2012 11:50 AM (da5Wo)

280 So what's the deep bench on the Dem side? Hillary has been too damaged in the past few years to run in '16. Biden is senile. Obama won't come back for a second try.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 05, 2012 11:50 AM (X/+QT)

281 Ace, bring on a new thread already. This thread is way too long for CA's tits. Maybe it'd be justified for Kate Upton...

Posted by: JDTAY at October 05, 2012 11:50 AM (a0nis)

282 Did yall see the magic that the Vogue hair/makeup and airbrushing depts did on Debbie WS.

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/10/04/pop-quiz-2/#more-126002

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 05, 2012 03:45 PM (tf9Ne)

--------------------------------------------------------

*gak* Why do I keep clicking on the fucking links in this blog.

Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2012 11:51 AM (FhUgE)

283 I hope I'm not the first to say #2.... "why no, Mrs. Clinton, I've never tasted turkey neck before, why do you ask?"

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2012 11:51 AM (TOk1P)

284 If you complain or criticize how your tax dollars are spent, you area book-burning Hitler bigot.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:51 AM (jUytm)

285 Christina: "Why does it smell like the Dead Sea in here?"

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:52 AM (UK9cE)

286 280 So what's the deep bench on the Dem side? Hillary has been too damaged in the past few years to run in '16. Biden is senile. Obama won't come back for a second try. --- Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York is the clear favorite. Other jokers mentioned include Lieawatha Warren and Gov. O'Malley of Maryland, neither of whom is remotely electable.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 11:52 AM (e0xKF)

287 Them sho'll is some big birds ya got there, xTina.

Posted by: Paul Revere at October 05, 2012 11:52 AM (iqtXM)

288

Talk about a nanny state:

Florida wildlife officials rule that kids' gator pool parties are unsafe

http://tinyurl.com/9lnk4ow

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 11:53 AM (4pSIn)

289 Buzzfeed is the less credible hip version of Politico, yes?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 11:53 AM (QupBk)

290 The Big Bird thing-

Someone should do a vid with a serious and sad moderator explaining how no favorite childhood character could ever be sustained by profits and have him drone on and on while Bugs Bunny, The Power Puff Girls, Yogi Bear, Sponge Bob etc all walk silently behind him.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at October 05, 2012 11:53 AM (JPfSc)

291 So I'm standing in line at the bank and I've got my tongue in this chick's ass and she says "Excuse me. Do I know you?"

Posted by: The DiceMan at October 05, 2012 11:55 AM (UK9cE)

292 As noted over at Insty, Big Bird is richer than Romney and pays LESS in taxes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2012 11:55 AM (PHb2k)

293 Read CA's Maxim interview...freak! In a good way. I'd have no problem believing Cankles McBaggyface is all up innat.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 05, 2012 11:55 AM (0CiTm)

294 That's the first time Slick Willie was sorry that he wasn't with Hillary

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2012 11:55 AM (1Jaio)

295 http://mashable.com/2012/10/03/big-bird-mitt-romney/

Posted by: tasker at October 05, 2012 11:55 AM (r2PLg)

296 Speaking of Huma, did she ever have that baby she was so fortuitously pregnant with just as the Weiner scandal exploded?

Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 05, 2012 11:56 AM (B34qS)

297 someone here mentioned that PBS' CEO makes over $600K how many shitty lazy teachers could we hire with that money?

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 11:56 AM (jUytm)

298 If small children can't swim with alligators in their own swimming pools, this isn't America. What's next, no tiger daycare?

Posted by: Beagle at October 05, 2012 11:58 AM (sOtz/)

299 johnny dollar @johnnydollar01 Oooh, retribution. Lean Forward! RT @chrislhayes After my exchange w/Giuliani we'll look into his business record on tommorrows @upwithchris

Posted by: Evilpens at October 05, 2012 11:58 AM (ck76k)

300 >>>Ace: Here, Amuse Yourselves With This Pic While I Tweet Ace should be glad we are so supporting. And uplifting.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 11:58 AM (dx2ze)

301 You know how we have the flaming skull? I want a flaming Big Bird--damn it.

Posted by: tasker at October 05, 2012 11:58 AM (r2PLg)

302 296 no wonder Hillary is looking elsewhere

Posted by: akak at October 05, 2012 11:59 AM (nk+tC)

303 FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: The DiceMan at October 05, 2012 11:59 AM (UK9cE)

304 Dammit

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 11:59 AM (UK9cE)

305 Tickle Me Elmo could have done a better job in Denver than The Won-Ton

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 05, 2012 12:00 PM (fLln5)

306 Jack Welch on Fox.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2012 12:01 PM (X6akg)

307 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 03:52 PM (e0xKF)

Cuomo is smart and tough and a real sleaze beneath the sleazy, greasy exterior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2012 12:01 PM (2b4yb)

308 #286: That's why Chris Cuomo today was questioning the veracity of the Labor figures. It's not out a devotion to the truth. He doesn't want Obama elected so his Big Brother can run in 2016.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2012 12:01 PM (iAUf+)

309 Hillary certainly seems impressed. Gotta admit, I am too.

Posted by: Chipperoo at October 05, 2012 12:02 PM (6c62F)

310 Who is the cutey next to the old dyke?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at October 05, 2012 12:02 PM (dy4en)

311 @306, I didn't need farking commentary about Tickle Me Elmo in -this- thread. I'm already heaving bile.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 12:02 PM (MzQOZ)

312 Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 12:03 PM (UK9cE)

313 When Boy928 was young, he had a TickleMeElmo coin purse, which he named NickleMeElmo.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 12:03 PM (QupBk)

314 My, how Chelsea has changed.

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 05, 2012 12:03 PM (BVkEs)

315 "@chrislhayes After my exchange w/Giuliani we'll look into his business record"

What a pathetic fucker.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 12:03 PM (GZitp)

316 Seriously... there are, what, thousands of episodes of Sesame Street, yes? And only, what, 25 or 26 letters in the alphabet? And, really, how many times is it necessary to count to ten and film it. What I'm saying is: We've made enough goddam Sesame Street shows, already.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:03 PM (jUytm)

317

I want a flaming Big Bird--damn it.

Ratty, 2nd hand Big Bird purchased at a yard sale -- $1

Can of lighter fluid -- $5.99

One million views on YouTube -- priceless.

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 12:04 PM (4pSIn)

318

BLS - totally impartial

http://tinyurl.com/9tunuzq

Jack Welsh on Fox now with his own numbers.

Posted by: HtP at October 05, 2012 12:04 PM (jx2j9)

319 Cuomo is smart and tough and a real sleaze beneath the sleazy, greasy exterior. --- He'll be exceptionally tough. The big problem for him will be reading the tea leaves to figure out the right election cycle to run in, and I don't think it will be 2016. Considering how much of a SCOAMF there is in the White House right now, and the likely collateral damage his loss will do to the Dems as a whole, a Romney administration that doesn't end up as a complete and total failure likely wins re-election.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 12:05 PM (e0xKF)

320 So the comments slow down and I back button to the main page figuring new thread. You know what that means? That's right. I had to look at cankles mcturkey throat again. Twice. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at October 05, 2012 12:05 PM (K4AdI)

321 Well, at least Ace's chicken should be safe.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 12:06 PM (MzQOZ)

322 New York is nearly bankrupt.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:06 PM (jUytm)

323 New York is nearly bankrupt.
Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 04:06 PM (jUytm)

Morally AND financially.

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 12:07 PM (UK9cE)

324 Get this narsty old dike away from me!!

Posted by: Christine A. at October 05, 2012 12:08 PM (eavT+)

325 Jeez, put up another post already. I might have to go to Hot Air or something.

Posted by: marinemom at October 05, 2012 12:08 PM (OKtOV)

326 New York is nearly bankrupt.

This is news?

And do you mean the City or the State?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 05, 2012 12:09 PM (8y9MW)

327 go to Hot Air or something.

Posted by: marinemom at October 05, 2012 04:08 PM (OKtOV)

Capt Ed covering for the BLS will make you puke; or worse

Posted by: Tim in Timbuktu at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (Dll6b)

328 Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 04:06 PM (jUytm)

But Cuomo is doing some smart things for maximum "fiscal conservative" cred. He will insulate himself from the rank stupidity of the NY State legislature.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (2b4yb)

329 Her breasts don't quite look "fair and balanced".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (dx2ze)

330 Ah just in time...the thread is old and crusty!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (eavT+)

331 "How you doin'?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (U+DUu)

332 Both of them have cankles now. Only one of them has skin that would be used to make a handbag...but give it 40 years.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 05, 2012 12:10 PM (ovpNn)

333 327 New York is nearly bankrupt. This is news? And do you mean the City or the State? --- Both, I think. The difference between now and every other time in its history is that Cuomo has future plans and isn't going to be stuck begging Romney for a bailout. He knows better than to blindly follow the policies of predecessor Gov. David Paterson.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 12:11 PM (e0xKF)

334 that being said, Christina has a great voice!

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright at October 05, 2012 12:11 PM (ovpNn)

335 Ratty, 2nd hand Big Bird purchased at a yard sale -- $1

Can of lighter fluid -- $5.99

Riots...fatwas...death threats...hafta go into hiding...

Who's got a video camera?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 12:11 PM (/kI1Q)

336 I swear she looks more and more like that Scottish nobleman in Braveheart everyday.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 05, 2012 12:11 PM (l3vZN)

337 He will insulate himself from the rank stupidity of the NY State legislature. That'll be some trick if he can manage to separate himself from his state's economy wile he was governor.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:12 PM (jUytm)

338 280 "So what's the deep bench on the Dem side? Hillary has been too damaged in the past few years to run in '16. Biden is senile. Obama won't come back for a second try."

Apparently this is where Weiner was supposed to come in. Why anyone thought he was such sure-fire presidential material is beyond me.

Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 05, 2012 12:12 PM (B34qS)

339 IT'S A BOOBY TRAP

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at October 05, 2012 12:13 PM (dx2ze)

340 337 I swear she looks more and more like that Scottish nobleman in Braveheart everyday. --- That's not leprosy, though, that's an overuse of plastic surgery. She looks like one of the cosmetic surgery ghouls from Escape From LA.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 12:13 PM (e0xKF)

341 If you don't mind shelling out $30 + shipping and handling. From 1986 on eBay. A Big Bird to help save Sesame Street.

http://tinyurl.com/8nvnl5m

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 05, 2012 12:13 PM (fLln5)

342 ace has been on Twitter non-stop for a while. So unless he had a post ready, it could be a while for a new one.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 12:13 PM (GZitp)

343

Who's got a video camera?

I'm more of an 'idea guy'

Don't you own a cell phone?

Posted by: fluffy at October 05, 2012 12:13 PM (4pSIn)

344 So we've gone from boobs with phony figures to figures with phony boobs. Neat!

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 05, 2012 12:14 PM (d2QQ4)

345 Ma'am, do you have a license for those?
I may have to inspect them... for safety.

Posted by: US Office of Mammary Inspection at October 05, 2012 12:15 PM (8y9MW)

346 8 There appears to be something both Bill and Hillary agree on. Bobeehs

---------------------------------------------

Who is Bob, and when did Bill turn Bi?

Posted by: Evan Maughan at October 05, 2012 12:15 PM (iV63h)

347 Apparently this is where Weiner was supposed to come in. Why anyone thought he was such sure-fire presidential material is beyond me. --- I don't think he was considered Presidential material but, more likely, a leadership candidate for the House or Senate. To say that the Dem leadership is decrepit would be an understatement. Most of them look like their next residence will be six feet under.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 12:15 PM (e0xKF)

348 4356 Sesame Street episodes thru season 43, which ended in March. Oh, that was a rhetorical question. Damn

Posted by: Love Reggie at October 05, 2012 12:15 PM (CofEF)

349 If you don't mind shelling out $30 + shipping and handling. From 1986

Pffft. I'll stop at Goodwill on the way home from work and see what they've got for a buck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 12:16 PM (/kI1Q)

350 I'm examining that picture like a private dick. Just trying to get up there and in between them.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 12:16 PM (dx2ze)

351 It took 346 comments but we finally have a winner. Thank you Nighthawk.

Posted by: wierd flunky at October 05, 2012 12:17 PM (X+nFp)

352 Ace is on a pretty funny twitter jag right now.

Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2012 12:17 PM (q177U)

353 I'm examining that picture like a private dick. Just trying to get up there and in between them.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2012 04:16 PM (dx2ze)

I see what you did there.....

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 12:17 PM (UK9cE)

354 The locals down here in SPI call her Christina Putalera

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at October 05, 2012 12:17 PM (OBDWE)

355 I'm sorry the Libya investigation hasn't yet been completed but a couple of bumps in the road have cropped up.

Posted by: hillary clinton at October 05, 2012 12:17 PM (vDl/w)

356 All the big financial institutions are sprinting out of NY. One of the only ones left, JP Morgan, is being witch-hunted right now by NY's AG.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:18 PM (jUytm)

357 He knows better than to blindly follow the policies of predecessor Gov. David Paterson. ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© for TB at October 05, 2012 12:18 PM (QupBk)

358

335 -

I say this with a certain amount of pride: I wouldn't know the difference between her voice and yours.

I say this not as some sort of snide, elitist attitude, I just happen to think popular music is more corrosive than any other institution in our society, with the possible exception of our news media.

It's worse than pron because it's insidious, and it's being sold to our children.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

359 HeatherRadish, I know. But I find it amusing PBS has been trying since 1986 to keep Sesame Street from going extinct. Even as all those cute plushy things sell like hot-cakes and PBS gets royalties.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (fLln5)

360 BREAST WE MUCH

Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (dx2ze)

361 over 4000 Sesame Street shows? At a certain point, you've made enough Sesame Streets.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (jUytm)

362 Look, Hillary. Even if I was into leather, your dusty cooter is the last place I'd be shopping.

Posted by: Christina Aguilera at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (/ZZCn)

363 And here I thought I would never agree with the Hilda-beast on anything. Go Figure...the figure!!!

Posted by: Paladin at October 05, 2012 12:20 PM (WujO7)

364
# 316:

What I'm saying is: We've made enough goddam Sesame Street shows, already.

You're missing the alternative lifestyle possibilities that could keep Sesame Street funded well into the next century.

"Elmo has two daddies, and a part time mommy that gets spanked a lot"

"One of these strap-ons is not like the others"

"Zoe's Aunt Robert"

"Big Bird gets stuffed"

"How many pairs of assless chaps are in Bert and Ernie's closet?"

"Super Grover offends Islam"

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 05, 2012 12:21 PM (L7hol)

365 351 you guys think Bammer wouldn't to go Grover Cleveland on us if he loses? the thought's crossed my mind. probably not in 2016 though, yeah --- Not a chance. He's too lazy to do it, especially if he gets to retire to a gigantic mansion in Hawaii. He doesn't even want to put in the effort to get re-elected as an incumbent, whioh is exceptionally easy compared to running against an incumbent.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 05, 2012 12:21 PM (e0xKF)

366 Romney at the next debate: "Mr. President, your campaign has called me a murderer and a liar. Do you agree with that assessment?"

Posted by: Craig Poe at October 05, 2012 12:22 PM (BVkEs)

367 The jobs numbers? They're as fake as Christina's rack.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 05, 2012 12:22 PM (3QaxX)

368 Posted by: wierd flunky at October 05, 2012 04:17 PM (X+nFp) Aw, shucks! *blushes*

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 05, 2012 12:23 PM (yU1Dt)

369 I just happen to think popular music is more corrosive than any other institution in our society, with the possible exception of our news media. ------------- Hey, whatz about us guys?

Posted by: Jersey Shore at October 05, 2012 12:23 PM (pMGkg)

370 >>>She looks like one of the cosmetic surgery ghouls from Escape From LA.

Selena did the same thing. Making yourself look like Michael Jackson will not automatically produce similar sales numbers.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at October 05, 2012 12:24 PM (SDkq3)

371 How quickly does Ace get banned by Twitterers?

Posted by: © Sponge at October 05, 2012 12:24 PM (UK9cE)

372 They're as ~~fake~~ pumped up as Christina's rack.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 12:24 PM (MzQOZ)

373 "Capt Ed covering for the BLS will make you puke; or worse"

Dumbest thing Malkin ever did was hire that fucking idiot. He's so weak intellectually that his opinions are are almost as consistent as a psychotics, his writing (when he ain't stealing other peoples style) is horrendous and his video reports are less professional then a high-school freshman's in AV class and his interview questions border on retarded. He's a freak'n embarrassment to the conservative cause.
This Erika Jensen they have now is halfway decent and Allahpundit can still bring the snark every once and a while at least.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2012 12:25 PM (GZitp)

374

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 05, 2012 03:38 PM (9wOfB)

___

HA!

exact description of our old lech, I know it's not the same woman since we're not in the restaurant biz

Posted by: the Thought Bubble over Hillary's head at October 05, 2012 12:25 PM (jm/9g)

375 Snuffelufagus has the AIDS.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 12:26 PM (fsLdt)

376 deviant sock off

Posted by: kallisto at October 05, 2012 12:26 PM (jm/9g)

377 Posted by: Nighthawk at October 05, 2012 04:23 PM (yU1Dt)

Naturally, I stole it for #AtTheHQ on Twitter. It's already had a couple of retweets.

Posted by: Polliwogette: Teahada hobbit at October 05, 2012 12:26 PM (B34qS)

378 What I'm saying is: We've made enough goddam Sesame Street shows, already.

The DVDs of early shows carry a disclaimer that they're not suitable for children.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16314549

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at October 05, 2012 12:27 PM (/kI1Q)

379 Surprisingly....Burt is the catcher and Ernie is the pitcher.

Posted by: eleven at October 05, 2012 12:27 PM (fsLdt)

380

I shall only allow my children to listen to Finnish death metal.

Posted by: entropy at October 05, 2012 12:27 PM (TULs6)

381 Before/After shots

http://tinyurl.com/8dyjuak

Edmunds says: "these are not standard equipment for this make/model"

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 05, 2012 12:28 PM (3QaxX)

382 Okay... I'm going to stream-of-consciousness for a minute.

Wednesday, Mitt Romney absolutely destroys TFG in the debate. I still haven't seen it, but it's evident from the reactions I'm reading and from reading the transcript that it was no contest. Thursday, it seemed to me, the narrative changed. Certainly the Media weren't praising Romney, but they were pretty quick to throw up any excuse to cover TFG's awful performance.

Now, today, we have the BBSS (Bureau of bull-shit statistics) jobs data. I'm seeing to media narratives emerge, and neither is particularly helpful to Obama.

Both of them tout the 7.8% number, but one narrative says "WTF? How I'm confused." The other says, "WTF, these numbers have to be cooked."

What's important here is that I'm not seeing anyone say "Wow, these numbers are awesome! Hey, look, happy days are here again!" That's exactly the narrative I expected, but I'm not seeing it. I mean, the headlines seem to suggest it, sort of, but they're a little bland for that, and then the actual articles fall (roughly) into one of the two previously mentioned catagories. Indeed, the side saying "these numbers have to be cooked" have been very, very good at showing their MathWitchcraft to prove that the numbers cannot be right.

Did the media figure out that Wednesday night was Obama's death-knell? Are they turning, however slowly and subtly, against him?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at October 05, 2012 12:28 PM (8y9MW)

383

Over at Weasel Zippers:

Pool: Obama asked the proprietor at Rolston Poultry how business was going.
Â“Terrible since you got here,Â” the man said.

Â— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller)

Posted by: Heh at October 05, 2012 12:29 PM (ggRof)

384

370 The jobs numbers? They're as fake as Christina's rack.

Yep.

It's actually a good analogy...to compare their numbers to fake boobs.

Fake boobs are something that 'Look good, but endanger the life of the host'.

The jobs numbers were inflated with an increase in Govt Jobs.

We've been having to borrow money, to pay for the Govt Jobs that were already there!

Govt Jobs do not bring in any new revenue.

We're now worse than Spain.

Posted by: wheatie at October 05, 2012 12:30 PM (l5RhJ)

385 Welcome to Obama's Wreckovery.

Posted by: soothie at October 05, 2012 12:31 PM (jUytm)

386 383 I shall only allow my children to listen to Finnish death metal.

At least that's not a Soviet psyop like Sesame Street was...

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 05, 2012 12:31 PM (3QaxX)

387 383 I shall only allow my children to listen to Finnish death metal. Posted by: entropy at October 05, 2012 04:27 PM (TULs6) There is only 1 Finnish Death Metal bad - Turmion KÃ¤tilÃ¶t RULZ!

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 05, 2012 12:35 PM (+hB3s)

388 I'll take the one on the left

Posted by: RonUSA at October 05, 2012 12:41 PM (Yv4O4)

389 I'll take the one on the right. Prior agreement...

Posted by: Old Scratch at October 05, 2012 12:44 PM (g1O1k)

390

bitch

Posted by: bill clinton at October 05, 2012 12:44 PM (zYYbU)

391

There was a picture of Hillary meeting Gwyneth Paltrow in the 1990s and Gwyneth was wearing a transparent black gown totally naked underneath. Hillary's eyes wear hanging out of their sockets and her mouth was agape. It was pre-internet, in The Star and Enquirer, and I haven't seen a decent copy of it scanned.

There is no doubt.

Posted by: Darrell at October 05, 2012 12:49 PM (8RXHm)

392

Wait... THAT'S A MAN!

And the one in the purple dress might be one as well.

: )

Posted by: trax at October 05, 2012 12:52 PM (GFTct)

393 @394

www.absolutecelebrities.com /pic/PaltrowClin 66020265.html

Fewer spaces. That's 1998 Premiere of "Shakespeare in Love"

A variant off of that one? Or a different time?

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 01:01 PM (MzQOZ)

394 Damn, I don't think I have EVER seen that woman smile a genuine like that in, well, ever. I've never seen it. Hey now...Maybe Hillary stained the blue dress and Bill was just watching?...he does like his threesomes.

Posted by: halodoc at October 05, 2012 01:19 PM (Fzbp3)

395

Al,

That might be the dress, but the pictures used in The Star and Enquirer covered the whole meetup. Hillary was holding both of Gwyneth's hands while staring directly at Gwyneth's body, not her face. She posed holding Gwyneth around the waist and Hillary looked like a normal woman who had just been caught shagging her best friend's husband--guilty as sin--eyes bulging, face red, and sweaty. She couldn't hide any of her emotions on her face. The camera's flash made Gwyneths nakedness even more apparent. Good times.

Posted by: Darrell at October 05, 2012 01:21 PM (8RXHm)

396 No, I figured that wasn't the right picture. But that dress... ouch. Seemed like the right one to me, and narrowing down when exactly really helps with further searching.

Posted by: Al at October 05, 2012 01:23 PM (MzQOZ)

397 Whoever botched that job sucks... how could someone with that kind of $$$ get a job like that?

Posted by: cajun carrot at October 05, 2012 03:32 PM (UZQM

Tell us about it...

Posted by: Kenny Rogers and Bruce Jenner at October 05, 2012 01:39 PM (eOufH)

398 Hillary and I have something in common...we both LOVE the tits! Hey now! Indeed

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at October 05, 2012 01:41 PM (4eNxd)

399 Hillary is in the picture?

Posted by: Little Boomer at October 05, 2012 01:42 PM (3qM/W)

400 Say honey, how would you like to be our new Ambassador to Labia?

Posted by: Horny Hillary at October 05, 2012 01:44 PM (wAQA5)

401 Work,work, work...Hello Boys! I've missed you!

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at October 05, 2012 02:05 PM (6+8Fv)

402 Uh oh

Bumping boobages.

Grrrrrrr baby

Posted by: SD Tom at October 05, 2012 02:05 PM (BkZ6Z)