July 12, 2012

Hey, You Guys Up For Another Superhero Movie?!?!
— Ace

I guarantee you'll love this One.

Will they do the below movie next?

Sorry, I just can't stop linking that video. I think it's amazing.

Posted by: Ace at 08:47 AM | Comments (168)
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1 Thank you, Lord Obama, for lowering the oceans twice a day.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 08:50 AM (FcR7P)

2 unmanned super hero

Posted by: brutha wtf at July 12, 2012 08:51 AM (BAnPT)

3 I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at July 12, 2012 08:52 AM (bj+Nc)

4 Gawd I hate SCoaMF.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2012 08:52 AM (O/fK8)

5 Do you believe this shit, man? I mean, is this shit real? Is this the real world, man?

Posted by: Guy Who Doubts The Reality of This Shit, Man at July 12, 2012 08:53 AM (115KO)

6 I'm really getting tired of all these political commercials all over TV, is there another election coming up?

Posted by: Independents at July 12, 2012 08:53 AM (4cRnj)

7 En Fuego

Posted by: not the guy who says En Fuego, the other guy, the guy with his shoes on his knees at July 12, 2012 08:53 AM (KXm42)

8 Strait of Hormuz?

Posted by: brutha wtf at July 12, 2012 08:53 AM (BAnPT)

9 Jesus wept.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2012 08:54 AM (bAGA/)

10 Even I would have pulled back here.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at July 12, 2012 08:54 AM (d2QQ4)

11 Not only did He turn the water into wine, He turned the burritos into machineguns.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 12, 2012 08:55 AM (jUZRg)

12 I teared up just watching the trailer.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 08:55 AM (X/+QT)

13 Not one of the people in the movie poster would fit in at Obama Campaign HQ.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2012 08:55 AM (bAGA/)

14 If The Obama Effect has any scenes where Common is teaching Queen Latifah how to perform a lay-up....I'm there.

Posted by: bigfakehand at July 12, 2012 08:56 AM (3TUJD)

15 Idiocracy II

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (0It32)

16 I'm assuming it was filmed in Canada.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (4cRnj)

17 Are you fucking kidding me?

Gak.

Posted by: mpfs at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (iYbLN)

18 He was able to reverse us to a Serf Society in just 3 short years.  Give him another 4 and he'll get us to the Stone Age.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (Y+wkX)

19 Man, never remebered that depeche mode song being 30 minutes long! Oh, must be looking at that mug for so long that made the song interminable

Posted by: ziggyelman at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (AsMdZ)

20 Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at July 12, 2012 08:57 AM (MbB0O)

21 farts, LC LaWedgie beat me to it already "I saw this movie; it was called Idiocracy"

Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 12, 2012 08:58 AM (J6kXj)

22 Look at the faces of his minions.  Frightening. 

Nobama 2012.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 08:58 AM (UOM48)

23 So a Hillary documentary got kiboshed because it was an Election Year, but this shit is kosher?  wtf?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at July 12, 2012 08:58 AM (DQhAB)

24 Thanks a lot, Ace. Hello, relapse!

Posted by: Dave Gahan at July 12, 2012 08:58 AM (3TUJD)

25

Okay, I think we've covered this subject pretty well.

 

Time for a new thread.

Posted by: jwest at July 12, 2012 08:59 AM (ZDsRL)

26 I am.... without words at that video. Wow.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 12, 2012 08:59 AM (t6G7R)

27
7 En Fuego
Posted by: not the guy who says En Fuego, the other guy, the guy with his shoes on his knees at July 12, 2012 12:53 PM (KXm42)



IOW, the Knee-Walking Turkey?




Posted by: Fred Flintstone, Ph.D. at July 12, 2012 08:59 AM (HmCnI)

28 ugh dance mix versions were always crazy long Wait they made this movie right? "Handcock" I think it was called? everything dude touched turned to poop?

Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 12, 2012 08:59 AM (J6kXj)

29 Don't we still have that Obama-Killed-Osama movie coming out in October or did it get cancelled due to all of the national security secrets that were 'leaked' to the film makers?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 08:59 AM (X/+QT)

30 They're remaking Stuporman? I guess that explains why Obama was wearing a helmet while riding his girls' bike--we wouldn't want a repeat of the Christopher Reeve incident.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2012 09:00 AM (vDl/w)

31 one minute my limit

"bigger than Kennedy, this is the New Testament" -- that coming from kiss my ass Matthews who has never read the Bible, just heard about it on occasion, one of those commentators damned to hell by fabricating his own "scripture" for media show and tell.

O...tongue dipped in SHIT



Posted by: brutha wtf at July 12, 2012 09:01 AM (BAnPT)

32 Barack Obama talks like a fag and his shits all fucked up.

Posted by: not the guy who says En Fuego, the other guy, the guy with his shoes on his knees at July 12, 2012 09:01 AM (KXm42)

33 scratched my balls....got a flesh eating disease.

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:01 AM (Y+wkX)

34 "He healed my heart, but tore up the count......" CUT! "He healed the nation, but tore up the Constit.." CUT! "He pushed the oceans towards Fukushima....." CUT! "He promised changed, and now I have none for the parking met........" CUT!

Posted by: Charles Dutton's Screen Test at July 12, 2012 09:02 AM (sRsX7)

35
29 Don't we still have that Obama-Killed-Osama movie coming out in October or did it get cancelled due to all of the national security secrets that were 'leaked' to the film makers?
Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 12:59 PM (X/+QT)



That's not due out until 2013, when it will sink beneath the waves without a whimper after Barky is rightfully returned to private life.


Posted by: Fred Flintstone, Ph.D. at July 12, 2012 09:02 AM (HmCnI)

36 Was just 6 numbers off from winning PowerBall....

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:03 AM (Y+wkX)

37 It's a mental disease.

Posted by: nickless at July 12, 2012 09:03 AM (MMC8r)

38 sort of OT and I won't like Buzzfeed but now they are "just asking questions" about whether or not Romney is a FELON niiiiice

Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 12, 2012 09:04 AM (J6kXj)

39
I guess the noisome sock was my own...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2012 09:04 AM (HmCnI)

40 like=link I'd better eat some lunch

Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 12, 2012 09:04 AM (J6kXj)

41 Sure to be as big a hit as that movie about Joe Wilson and his soooper sekret agent wife being betrayed by Darth Cheney.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2012 09:04 AM (JRU+g)

42 the other guy, the guy with his shoes on his knees Tattoo?

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 09:04 AM (evdj2)

43 It is amazing, and it's creepy as fuck. I couldn't watch more than half.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:05 AM (piMMO)

44 Hi.

Posted by: Direct to DVD at July 12, 2012 09:05 AM (GduBh)

45 Charles Dutton killed a man too. And not just with this trailer

Posted by: Dave C at July 12, 2012 09:05 AM (cSf9B)

46 Scored with a super model....turned out to just be a barbie doll.

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:06 AM (Y+wkX)

47 38 sort of OT and I won't like Buzzfeed but now they are "just asking questions" about whether or not Romney is a FELON niiiiice Posted by: BlackOrchidPinesForDagny at July 12, 2012 01:04 PM (J6kXj) Mister Romney, how many times a day did you beat your wife?

Posted by: BuzzFed at July 12, 2012 09:06 AM (136wp)

48 or did it get cancelled due to all of the national security secrets that
were 'leaked' to the film makers?


Hollywood can't make up its mind which of the official versions from Obama's White House Press Secretary to use as the plotline, or how to amalgamate them all into one of those movies that the audience selects from a variety of endings.

Posted by: brutha wtf at July 12, 2012 09:06 AM (BAnPT)

49 Judging from the comments, I guess it's good streaming is blocked at work.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 12, 2012 09:06 AM (ZKzrr)

50 Mister Romney, how many times a day did you beat your wife?
--
Mrs. Obama, how many times a day do you beat your husband, the POTUS?

Posted by: brutha wtf at July 12, 2012 09:07 AM (BAnPT)

51 Per Drudge, the 0 campaign is overtly calling Romney a felon now over SEC filings at Bain. The eliminated his past opponents in races (state senate, Jack Ryan for US Senate) and here they go down the road again. Anything to protect the savior!

Posted by: Doc at July 12, 2012 09:07 AM (biMBg)

52 Scored with a super model....turned out to just be a barbie blow-up doll.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:07 AM (piMMO)

53 Barry is a composite figure. I want to see Biden in a Bollywood production.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (evdj2)

54

I will give Obama this, He made my transition to the Dark Side complete.

 

but now they are "just asking questions" about whether or not Romney is a FELON

What.  The.  Actual.  Fuck.  I have a prediction to go with my Obama has a public freakout one.  Some media entity is going to go over the Sullivan line and get their asses sued.  The suit may not come until after the election but it will come.

 

I will say this, if I were one of the Republican congresscritters being stalked and who is having live streaming video of my house put on the web and I also had teenage daughters, I would be going into court right now to stop the stalking of them.  The congresscritter may be a public figure but the kids are not. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. It's what's for dinner. at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (VtjlW)

55 even if i had the $50 for the wife and i to go see a movie, i can't imagine why i would give my dollars to Hollywood.

F them, let them rot.  besides, that's money i can use to buy more ammo.

PS: for those of you who might have forgotten, Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf**k Of A Miserable Failure.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (8MasJ)

56 Judging from the comments, I guess it's good streaming is blocked at work.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 12, 2012 01:06 PM (ZKzrr)


I wouldn't call it streaming. More like plopping.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (GduBh)

57 Won a free cruise.....on the Costa Concordia.

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (Y+wkX)

58 Vid is creepy as hell. 

Wonder how many of those worshipful idiots still love Teh One?

Orca's career tanked.  So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 09:08 AM (UOM48)

59 Ace, this Personal Jesus video has much better looking people in it:

http://tinyurl.com/ycb5gva

Posted by: kathyssayso at July 12, 2012 09:09 AM (ZtwUX)

60 46 Scored with a super model....turned out to just be a barbie doll. Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 01:06 PM (Y+wkX) Had sex!!! with a Snookie blow-up doll...

Posted by: BuzzFed at July 12, 2012 09:09 AM (136wp)

61

Hahahaha. These people are crazy. Bush was Hitler, Obama is Jesus. Isn't it embarassing to be on some dude's jock so hard?

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 12, 2012 09:09 AM (tsC/8)

62 >>Mister Romney, how many times a day did you beat your wife?

Your father was the governor of Michigan. Michigan plays in the Big 10 with Penn State.  Why didn't you stop the molestations?!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 12, 2012 09:10 AM (ZKzrr)

63

I'd better eat some lunch

 

Be sure to get an extra olive. 

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. It's what's for dinner. at July 12, 2012 09:10 AM (VtjlW)

64 I wouldn't buy that for a dollar

Posted by: Dave C at July 12, 2012 09:11 AM (cSf9B)

65 Don't we still have that Obama-Killed-Osama movie coming out in October
or did it get cancelled due to all of the national security secrets that
were 'leaked' to the film makers?
Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 12:59 PM (X/+QT)



That's not due out until 2013, when it will sink beneath the waves without a whimper after Barky is rightfully returned to private life.


*****

Don't forget, there are two such movies. One by Bigelow and the other by Weinstein.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:11 AM (piMMO)

66 9 Jesus wept.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2012 12:54 PM (bAGA/)


I think he's more pissed than anything.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at July 12, 2012 09:11 AM (6IReR)

67 Got felt up.....in the TSA line

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:11 AM (Y+wkX)

68 Yep, creepy cult

Posted by: fluffy at July 12, 2012 09:12 AM (z9HTb)

69 62 >>Mister Romney, how many times a day did you beat your wife? Your father was the governor of Michigan. Michigan plays in the Big 10 with Penn State. Why didn't you stop the molestations?! Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at July 12, 2012 01:10 PM (ZKzrr) Mr. Romney, your great-great-great-grandfather was around in the 1800s - why didn't he stop slavery?

Posted by: BuzzFed at July 12, 2012 09:12 AM (136wp)

70 Some nutjob at Luther College in Iowa has declared that Jesus was a Muslim, because Islam is "all about social justice".  I guess that clears the way for Obama to be Jesus.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2012 09:12 AM (tqwMN)

71 Creepy freaking cult... "When people stop believing in God.. they dont believe in nothing.. they will believe in anything" GK Chesterton I like that line from the very end.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at July 12, 2012 09:12 AM (DGIjM)

72 The Romney=felon thing was going to be their October surprise.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 12, 2012 09:12 AM (SWJi1)

73 In just the last 4 year my house's value in Michigan has been cut in half.

Posted by: The Obama Effect at July 12, 2012 09:13 AM (cSf9B)

74 I wonder what the Breitbart crew has up their sleeves?  We need some more drip...drip...drip right up until Nov. 6.

Bathhouse Barry buddies/pics? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 09:13 AM (UOM48)

75

I like the part of the trailer where he quits his job to campaign for Obama full time. His wife is all---well I have no idea what she said. It's "What the--" and then a cut, then they imply she used the N word...? But his wife is worried where they'll get money. But he knows.

Obama's stash.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 12, 2012 09:14 AM (tsC/8)

76 "I have a prediction to go with my Obama has a public freakout one."
=====

If this one comes true I will do a little dance.

And I never dance.

Posted by: Kensington at July 12, 2012 09:14 AM (/AHDz)

77 72 The Romney=felon thing was going to be their October surprise. Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 12, 2012 01:12 PM (SWJi1) Are they gonna "discover" a DUI? Or dredge up the fact he was involved in a fatal car crash that killed a priest?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 12, 2012 09:14 AM (136wp)

78 72 The Romney=felon thing was going to be their October surprise.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 12, 2012 01:12 PM (SWJi1)


Team Romney needs to stomp on this hard. This could become a repeated meme and actually do damage.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at July 12, 2012 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

79 "just asking questions" about whether or not Romney is a FELON A felon? Well, if the primaries are any indication, that could siphon off 40% of Obama's base, couldn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 09:14 AM (FcR7P)

80

The Romney=felon thing was going to be their October surprise.

 

Oh lord it's the whole but but but Romney was listed on SEC filings! thing.  (h/t to Nice Deb)  

 

Seriously, this election is going to drive me to daytime drinking.

Posted by: alexthechick SMOD. It's what's for dinner. at July 12, 2012 09:15 AM (VtjlW)

81 I'd like a sticker with ChoomBama in his college days with a red slash through it and SCOAMT next to it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 09:15 AM (UOM48)

82 Matt Millen is on ESPN being an apologist for Paterno. The worst GM in NFL History is trying to get Paterno off the hook. Disgusting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2012 09:15 AM (05RcU)

83 Three brothers all had jobs in January 2009. Now just one does. The Obama giveth, and the Obama taketh away.

Posted by: . at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (hyP1j)

84 The Romney=felon thing was going to be their October surprise. Posted by: NewBrunswicker at July 12, 2012 01:12 PM

I imagine it's bullshit.  But it's out there now.  Stephanie Cutter is the hatchet woman.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (bAGA/)

85 I work at a non-profit.... unfortunately thats not the intent

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (Y+wkX)

86 That would have embarrassed Kim Jong Il's biographer.

Posted by: nickless at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (MMC8r)

87 Note, on the Movie Poster??? Not a single WHITE Person... you know... those folks who still make up about 63% of this Country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (lZBBB)

88

False Prophet.

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (Dnbau)

89 I'll wait for Part II: The After-Effect.

Posted by: Abraham van Helsing at July 12, 2012 09:16 AM (KCuY9)

90

Most people don't know what 'taqiyaa' is.

Which is basically....that it is okay to Lie, in order to further your career.

 

"Mr. President, were you taught Taqiyaa as a child?" ....a question that I would love to hear asked.

 

Many Imams say....."taqiyya is the believers shield, but for taqiyya, God would not have been worshipped".

 

The same can be said about Barky.

Posted by: wheatie at July 12, 2012 09:17 AM (MbB0O)

91 Team Romney needs to stomp on this hard. This could become a repeated meme and actually do damage. With Solyndra, Fisker, GM, GE, etc. all out there I don't see how this could be hard to fight.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 09:17 AM (FcR7P)

92

BIDEN at NAACP: 'Imagine what Romney Justice Department will look like'...

They told Biden to scare them, but rejected his initail idea of dressing up as a scary ghost.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 12, 2012 09:17 AM (tsC/8)

93

According to WZ, they could do a superhero movie on Joe Biden:

 

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING AUDIENCE!

Posted by: reason at July 12, 2012 09:18 AM (sPO/s)

94 The thinner your resume is--the bigger your Cult of Nothingburger.

Posted by: tasker at July 12, 2012 09:18 AM (r2PLg)

95 From the synopsis, "In the beginning of the 21st century, no one ever thought that an African-American would become the first President of the United States. But it happened," so now Obama is the first president of the US? 

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2012 09:18 AM (mV8sg)

96 90 Most people don't know what 'taqiyaa' is. Which is basically....that it is okay to Lie, in order to further your career. "Mr. President, were you taught Taqiyaa as a child?" ....a question that I would love to hear asked. Many Imams say....."taqiyya is the believers shield, but for taqiyya, God would not have been worshipped". The same can be said about Barky. Posted by: wheatie at July 12, 2012 01:17 PM (MbB0O) But if he can lie, he can lie about taqiyya. You need to ask the question, "If I was to ask you if you use taqiyya what would you say"

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 12, 2012 09:19 AM (136wp)

97 ... and don't forget to try the free "Kool-Aid" served in the lobby.

Posted by: Obama's Left Nut at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (4grMe)

98 How many felons and other lawbreakers does Obama have in his cabinet again?  (Even before FnF shakes out.)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (X/+QT)

99 Oh God, I read that synopsis before I watched the trailer and thought it was going to be a movie making fun of the Obama worshippers.

Posted by: Z Ryan at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (tsC/8)

100 95 From the synopsis, "In the beginning of the 21st century, no one ever thought that an African-American would become the first President of the United States. But it happened," so now Obama is the first president of the US? Posted by: Darth Randall at July 12, 2012 01:18 PM (mV8sg) That's right cracker, all of the other POTUS are invalid because of SLAVERY

Posted by: NAACLP at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (136wp)

101 Team Romney needs to stomp on this hard. This could become a repeated meme and actually do damage.


****

We need to take it to Twitter, and hard. Make a hashtag out of it and then own the hell out of it through mocking.

While not everyone tweets, an awful lot of folks hear the rumors that are started or end there. Example: Eddie Murphy being dead. The rumor started on twitter and ended on twitter but the story was everywhere before the day was done.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (piMMO)

102 89 I'll wait for Part II: The After-Effect. Posted by: Abraham van Helsing at July 12, 2012 01:16 PM (KCuY9) The Hangover III?

Posted by: cajun carrot at July 12, 2012 09:20 AM (UZQM8)

103

Ahhh... but of course Romney is a Felon... because WE control the Law... we decide who is guilty, and which laws to enforce....

 

Heck... we've even assasinated American Citizens!

 

Good Times!

Posted by: Obama Regime at July 12, 2012 09:21 AM (lZBBB)

104 My ears enjoyed that.... great tune.  My eyes need rinsing out..... I mean, like, who does this Obama kat think he is?  I ran on the same basic platform he did... and I was kicked to the curb.... this guy...this guy... is viewed as a god?....what  the f*#k!   Kitty!  Where did you put the rubbing alcohol?

Posted by: Some guy named "Mike" hanging out in Wisconsin at July 12, 2012 09:21 AM (HfI4I)

105 Oh God, I read that synopsis before I watched the trailer and thought it was going to be a movie making fun of the Obama worshippers.

****

Wait. that's not what that is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:21 AM (piMMO)

106 Hey Buzzfeed, while we're just "asking questions".. and maybe this documentery could shed some light on the subject... Why is Obama losing weight, and is it possible it's AIDS related? Is Obama hiding his medical records because he's HIV+, having contracted the disease at one of his visits to the bath house in Boystown with Rahm Emmanuel? Or, did he get it from Reggie Love? Ask those questions, Buzzfeed. And this "Obama Effect" movie? I wouldn't use the DVD of it to scrape a klingon off of uranus, if you smell what The Naq is cooking.

Posted by: Naqamel at July 12, 2012 09:21 AM (UMwMT)

107 So far, I've heard: 1. Romney may cheat on his taxes because of off-shore accounts 2. Romney may be a felon because of ? What's next? Murderer, child molester, racist rock collector?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 12, 2012 09:22 AM (136wp)

108 Won a Trillion dollars.....Zimbabwe dollars.

Posted by: the obama effect at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (Y+wkX)

109 AKA: 50 shades of Jonestown.

Posted by: The Obama Effect at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (GxGVt)

110 His hem, I wants to touch it.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (9Q7Nu)

111 What this guy needs is - STAGING!!! Get me the Brandenburg Gate and some Greek columns-- STAT!!

Posted by: Dr. Axelrod at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (r2PLg)

112 Part II: The After-Effect.
The Hangover III?

The Splenda of jobless aspertame.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (0It32)

113 brb, praisin myself

Posted by: lolobama at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (9Q7Nu)

114

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 12, 2012 01:19 PM (136wp)

 

Well.... you know the REAL reason Obama messed up his oath of office???

 

 

Its because the Bible burns my minions....

Posted by: Satan at July 12, 2012 09:23 AM (lZBBB)

115 thought it was going to be a movie making fun of the Obama worshippers. That's embarassing. I watched most of it and it never occurred to me that it was serious.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 09:24 AM (FcR7P)

116 Toodles! Can I be in the movie?

Posted by: Green Lantern at July 12, 2012 09:24 AM (jucos)

117 111 What this guy needs is - STAGING!!! Get me the Brandenburg Gate and some Greek columns-- STAT!! Posted by: Dr. Axelrod at July 12, 2012 01:23 PM (r2PLg) Hey, we got some pyramids we want to get rid off

Posted by: Eygpt at July 12, 2012 09:24 AM (136wp)

118 brb, politivangelizin

Posted by: lolobama at July 12, 2012 09:24 AM (9Q7Nu)

119 No, I'm not ready for another super hero movie.

But call me when they finally make the sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: Phinn at July 12, 2012 09:24 AM (KNtHw)

120

There really is such a thing as kool-aide.

so creepy, i don't know why anyone wants to lift a politician up to a g-dlike status in this day n age.

yick. 

Posted by: willow at July 12, 2012 09:25 AM (TomZ9)

121 Where is Brutus when you need him?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 12, 2012 09:26 AM (9TTOe)

122 Jesus's miracle of turning water to wine and loaves to fishes put wineries and fisherman out of business, just like ATM machines.

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at July 12, 2012 09:26 AM (qi31x)

123 Why is Obama losing weight, and is it possible it's AIDS related?

He's hitting the Grecian Formula pretty good these days too. 

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 12, 2012 09:26 AM (60Li1)

124

96, 90.....

But if he can lie, he can lie about taqiyya. You need to ask the question, "If I was to ask you if you use taqiyya what would you say"

 

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at July 12, 2012 01:19 PM (136wp)

 

True.

The thing is.....team Barky has opened the door to ask questions about his religious upbringing, because they've been asking questions about Romney's.

Barky was raised on Islam.

Taqiyaa.....sanctioned Lying....is one of the teachings of Islam.

And unfortunately, most people don't even know about this.

Posted by: wheatie at July 12, 2012 09:27 AM (MbB0O)

125 From the synopsis of the movie: In the beginning of the 21st century, no one ever thought that an African-American would become the first President of the United States.


He's George Washington now too!  There's nothing Obama can't do, including time travel!!!

Posted by: beancounter at July 12, 2012 09:27 AM (p18em)

126 1. Romney may cheat on his taxes because of off-shore accounts 2. Romney may be a felon because of ? What's next? Takes extravagant vacations? Has no relevant experience? Will only hire ideologues? Follows an alien religion? Throws like a girl?

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2012 09:27 AM (FcR7P)

127 119 No, I'm not ready for another super hero movie. But call me when they finally make the sequel to Buckaroo Banzai. Posted by: Phinn at July 12, 2012 01:24 PM (KNtHw) Sorry, we changed our name to the Democratic Party, we have bigger fish to fry

Posted by: World Crime League, at July 12, 2012 09:27 AM (136wp)

128 jonestowners drank flavor aide...kool aide gets the bad rap...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny at July 12, 2012 09:28 AM (Ho2rs)

129 But Axelhole said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people."

Posted by: Cicero at July 12, 2012 09:28 AM (QKKT0)

130 noodles

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 12, 2012 09:28 AM (9Q7Nu)

131 Et tu Brute?

Posted by: Julius Obama at July 12, 2012 09:28 AM (jucos)

132 Super Hero?  Not quite.
Bond villain?  perhaps.

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 12, 2012 09:28 AM (60Li1)

133 Why is Obama losing weight, and is it possible it's AIDS related? Michelle, you've got your own plate!

Posted by: Barry O'Bones at July 12, 2012 09:29 AM (FcR7P)

134

Seriously, this election is going to drive me to daytime drinking.

 

You're not drunk now?  Turn in your Moron card.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2012 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)

135 If that's what was waiting for me in bed every night, I"'d be out look for some strange too,.,..,

Posted by: @PurpAv at July 12, 2012 09:30 AM (2NMln)

136 Wonder if Dear Leader still considers himself one of the top five greatest presidents?

Cannot.Wait. for this prissy, pissy man-child to be back to his Chicago thuggery.  I'll bet Rahm misses their times together in the bathhouse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2012 09:31 AM (UOM48)

137

Some dude on the Democracy NOW! channel yesterday was saying everyone thinks Romney is a smart law abiding financial genuis, but is that true?  According to him, Romney uses off shore accounts to avoid taxation that while not illegal come pretty close to the edge, according to him.  That is the meme.  Romney is a crook who got rich by avoiding paying taxes. 

 Like Denise Rich and her ex-husband.  Or Debbie Wasserman Schultz.  Or Nancy Pelosi.  They are going to make Romney release his tax records in order to demonize his success.  Remember the whole, McCain doesn't remember how many houses he as meme?  They think they are still running against McCain.

Romney is no McCain.

 

Posted by: thunderb at July 12, 2012 09:32 AM (Dnbau)

138 Most people don't know what 'taqiyaa' is.
Which is basically....that it is okay to Lie, in order to further your career.

"Mr. President, were you taught Taqiyaa as a child?" ....a question that I would love to hear asked.

Many Imams say....."taqiyya is the believers shield, but for taqiyya, God would not have been worshipped".

The same can be said about Barky.


Judeo-Christianity is rare inasmuch as it is not an ends-justify-the-means philosophy. Taqiyya isn't really new. Every Marxist and Alinskyite practices it explicitly.

And why not? It is irrational not to lie to your advantage.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2012 09:33 AM (T0NGe)

139 132 Super Hero? Not quite. Bond villain? perhaps. Posted by: @PurpAv at July 12, 2012 01:28 PM (60Li1) I don't want you to talk Mr. Constitution, I want you to die...

Posted by: Barack GoldDinkus Obama at July 12, 2012 09:33 AM (136wp)

140 Any 'reporter' asking Romney or his campaign about any illegal activites must first be forced to answer how many times said report has asked the administration about FnF.  Until then, no questions will be taken from said MSM hack.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at July 12, 2012 09:37 AM (X/+QT)

141 He quit his job? Well what was the point of that? Another month and he'd have been laid off anyway.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 12, 2012 09:38 AM (pUqSw)

142

Annoying neighbor with dogs who bark at 2:00am moved out!

 

New neighbors have proceeded to cover  all windows in aluminum foil, now have a garden hose dripping a suspicious liquid poking out the kitchen window.

Posted by: obama effect (actually happening in reason's neighborhood) at July 12, 2012 09:41 AM (RQDhf)

143 So far, I've heard:

1. Romney may cheat on his taxes because of off-shore accounts

2. Romney may be a felon because of ?

What's next? Murderer, child molester, racist rock collector?

*****

I expect the Six Degrees game to be in full play.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:42 AM (piMMO)

144 New neighbors have proceeded to cover all windows in aluminum foil, now have a garden hose dripping a suspicious liquid poking out the kitchen window.


*****

No way!

Don't wait for your neighborhood to explode.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2012 09:43 AM (piMMO)

145 "In the beginning of the 21st century, no one ever thought that an African-American would become the first President of the United States." Wow. That's re-writing history.

Posted by: scofflawx at July 12, 2012 09:44 AM (dJges)

146 Per Drudge, the 0 campaign is overtly calling Romney a felon now over SEC filings at Bain.

The eliminated his past opponents in races (state senate, Jack Ryan for US Senate) and here they go down the road again.

Anything to protect the savior!

Posted by: Doc at July 12, 2012 01:07 PM (biMBg)



Which means that Barry and his minions are afraid of losing. All of the dirty tricks will come out now and the MFM will gladly help

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2012 09:44 AM (1Jaio)

147 ...he takes on the Obama campaign with full force in an effort to fight for something he believes in. In the end, he not only learns that putting effort into something can yield unexpected results[\b], but that fighting for something you believe in, including yourself, is what life is all about.[\i] Barack Obama: Life Coach for Idiots

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 12, 2012 09:45 AM (ZY+lZ)

148 ChampionCapua: Format Coach for Idiots

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 12, 2012 09:46 AM (ZY+lZ)

149

"But if he can lie, he can lie about taqiyya. You need to ask the question, "If I was to ask you if you use taqiyya what would you say" "

 

Man, I was at Rancho Yummo the other day, and they had a special lunch plate of taqiyytos.  Oh man, were they good...

Posted by: the biden effect at July 12, 2012 09:47 AM (RQDhf)

150

"Don't wait for your neighborhood to explode. "

 

I'm  tempted to go out there and cork the hose.  Just to see what happens.

 

In the meantime, Mrs. Reason has made a new friend in  the PD's Narc division, and basically provides logs of everything they do, and all the various license plates that  come to "visit."

Posted by: reason at July 12, 2012 09:51 AM (RQDhf)

151 Synopsis In the beginning of the 21st century, no one ever thought that an African-American would become the first President of the United States. But it happened, and an entire country celebrated the exceptional efforts pulled off by citizens ready for sweeping change.






The entire country? I don't remember celebrating. Anyone here celebrate?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2012 09:55 AM (1Jaio)

152 He's George Washington now too! There's nothing Obama can't do, including time travel!!! At least now he will look like those guys on the money.

Posted by: toby928© at July 12, 2012 10:07 AM (QupBk)

153 celebrating. Anyone here celebrate? Maybe they meant Celeb Rating...like on TMZ and Gawker and shit? BHO is a 10!!! ZOMG!!!

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 12, 2012 10:09 AM (ZY+lZ)

154

It's pretty disturbing to review how a cult of personality was able to succeed in THIS country.

 

Around 4:00 is the money quote. Normally, if a politician were to babble nonsense about light shining in through a window, and then your having an "epiphany" to vote for them, they'd be laughed off the stage and their campaign would be done. Clearly, something very, very wrong was going on, and there still seem to be residual effects today.

 

As to the last quote, that really takes away from it; it's completely insane/idiotic. I remember someone pulling that out on me before, and I countered, "Yeah, you could end up believing all kinds of crazy things without religion. Like people rising from the dead, staffs turning into snakes, seas parting upon command, water turning into wine..." Somehow everybody suddenly shifted to talking about Lazarus.

 

Anyway, calling "blasphemy" seems to miss the point about you scary-crazy the cult of personality phenomenon is. It just seems to be complaining about who the FOCUS of the crazy is.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at July 12, 2012 10:17 AM (As94z)

155 I predict this bomb going straight to VHS.

Posted by: Nukie at July 12, 2012 10:21 AM (Kqtqx)

156 I laughed, I cried, I got foreclosed on.

Posted by: Clueless Critic at July 12, 2012 10:23 AM (Kqtqx)

157

Did I miss it, or did they miss the quote where he talks about he will stop the oceans from rising? And what about Oprah calling him "the One"? And didn't some other famous person literally call him the Messiah?

 

There's actually a lot missing here. Heck - it doesn't even show him in the stadium with the fake Greek columns, or preaching to the Germans (most of whom probably don't even speak English).

 

I guess you can only fit so much in, but it seemed like they repeated a bunch of things.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 12, 2012 10:30 AM (As94z)

158 How is this not an in-kind contribution to the Obama campaign?
How soon before we see OFA e-mails and tweets suggesting supporters throw a movie-viewing party?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2012 10:31 AM (2ucnU)

159 Wait... this is real?

I really thought this had to be a slublog thing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 12, 2012 10:39 AM (QxGmu)

160 That bit of fiction may brighten up some folk (who can afford to see it in a theater.)

But 14%+  African American unemployment rate (and that doesn't count those off who've fallen off the unemployment rolls) coupled with highest black on black crime rate in ChiTown (Obama's home town) and you got a bit of distaste for the man in the community...

Posted by: AFRO Reality Check at July 12, 2012 10:40 AM (7YnaR)

161 Overreach. Badly.

Posted by: sherlock at July 12, 2012 10:50 AM (tahkI)

162 Forward. Pay It, Bitches.

Posted by: 66chevelle at July 12, 2012 01:43 PM (QjSgY)

163 @44 Waaaaaazzaaaap???222!!11!

Posted by: shakyhand bootleg cam at July 12, 2012 01:54 PM (QjSgY)

164 @76 Hello.

Posted by: Evil Doctor LIBOR at July 12, 2012 01:59 PM (QjSgY)

165 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2012 02:58 PM (Xb3hu)

166 "It's dead, Jim."

Posted by: This thread at July 12, 2012 05:29 PM (5z33c)

167 Hey, that Personal Jesus vid is choomtastic, brutha.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 12, 2012 06:13 PM (yR6A1)

168

How many times did Danzel Washington save the world this week?

 

Posted by: burt at July 13, 2012 05:39 PM (OzqQM)

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