December 11, 2012

Huffington Post Runs Obituary on Kim Kardashian's Cat, Mercy (RIP)
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Posted by: Ace at 08:13 AM | Comments (51)
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1 Yay kittie thread

Posted by: alex at December 11, 2012 08:14 AM (uFY4s)

2 I thought Kim K's pussy was already dead....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 08:15 AM (da5Wo)

3 Even a dead Kardashian pussy can't save HuffPo.

Posted by: BobAccosted Us at December 11, 2012 08:15 AM (uEm7J)

4 Can you link the actual obituary

Posted by: alex at December 11, 2012 08:16 AM (uFY4s)

5 I was going to make a pussy joke but I've been beaten to it.  I denounce myself regardless.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 11, 2012 08:17 AM (83wHT)

6 Too easy.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 11, 2012 08:17 AM (O7Q1u)

7 Who names their cat mercy

Posted by: alex at December 11, 2012 08:17 AM (uFY4s)

8 an entire thread devoted to pussy jokes. ace knows how please his commenters

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2012 08:18 AM (0PiQ4)

9 I just hope that Bill Clinton's cock is alright.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 11, 2012 08:18 AM (Hx5uv)

10 Is her reality show still going on? Is there going to be a 3 hour long special on the cat's last few meows and over the top funeral?

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2012 08:19 AM (a0IVu)

11 "Consumer sentiment took a giant step back in December, as the looming fiscal cliff made its first measurable dent on the publicÂ’s psyche.

The preliminary University of Michigan-Thomson Reuters consumer sentiment index fell to 74.5 from 82.7 in---HOLY SHIT A SQUIRREL!!1!"

Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2012 08:19 AM (5iuEW)

12 9 its fine

Posted by: hillary clinton at December 11, 2012 08:19 AM (uFY4s)

13 Did someone post "Why is the death of Kim's cat newsworthy yet?"

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2012 08:19 AM (0PiQ4)

14 99 problems but that pussy ain't one of them.

Posted by: Kris Humphries at December 11, 2012 08:19 AM (e0xKF)

15 So will Kim be tweeting a pic of her dear departed pussy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 08:20 AM (da5Wo)

16 i'm sure it won't take long for this thread to derail.

Posted by: ette at December 11, 2012 08:20 AM (nqBYe)

17 Barry protects my pussy.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2012 08:21 AM (cUZV3)

18 12 9 its fine Posted by: hillary clinton at December 11, 2012 12:19 PM (uFY4s) How would *you* know?

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 11, 2012 08:21 AM (Su0W2)

19 cat's outta da bag

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 11, 2012 08:21 AM (3wGX5)

20 A new Christmas money maker for ace?  A link to buy Champagne?  

Not ANY Champagne, the only one with the Ace of Spades trademark.


http://tinyurl.com/cep9sv6

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at December 11, 2012 08:21 AM (wR+pz)

21 I don't want to see this Armenian whore's pussy. Or her undoubtedly heavily-calloused vagina.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 11, 2012 08:22 AM (/tzTG)

22
Kim K's teacup Persian kitten was a gift from boyfriend Kanye West -- but after discovering she was allergic, Kim gave Mercy to sister Khloe's assistant, Sydney Hitchcock.



So, actually not even her cat.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2012 08:22 AM (kdS6q)

23 There's more than one way to skin a journalist.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 11, 2012 08:23 AM (3wGX5)

24 new thread

Posted by: ette at December 11, 2012 08:24 AM (nqBYe)

25 Let's just hope that the anguish from this tragedy drives Bruce Jenner into a murder/suicide tinged Christmas show spectacular.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 11, 2012 08:24 AM (+lsX1)

26 23 There's more than one way to skin a journalist. --- Do journalists make for comfortable outerwear? I need something in a heavy leather to deal with high winds. One which smoked and heavily tanned may be best, provided they can get the nicotine smell out.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2012 08:24 AM (e0xKF)

27 So do we know how her pussy died? I'm assuming it drowned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 08:24 AM (da5Wo)

28 Ugh, her boyfriend is Kanye West? That's the best she can do?

Posted by: L, elle at December 11, 2012 08:25 AM (0PiQ4)

29
Kim Kardashian's Pet Kitten, Mercy, Dies
by Natalie Finn and Ken Baker
Eonline.com




Imagine you go to journalism school for 4 years and you end up writing cat obits.

And you have to share the byline.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2012 08:26 AM (kdS6q)

30 I smell a Pulitzer...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 11, 2012 08:28 AM (3wGX5)

31 Was it a white cat and if so has Jamie Foxx been listed as a person of interest by local authorities?

Posted by: ADK46er at December 11, 2012 08:28 AM (IMD8t)

32 I'll give huffpo this you can google almost any topic and one of the first page results will be a huffpo piece. They draw you in then hit you with the politics, I think we should copy it. Well okay maybe not the Kardashian part.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 11, 2012 08:29 AM (NzBQO)

33 Does anyone know where we're supposed to send the flowers and pictures of our penises?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 11, 2012 08:29 AM (+lsX1)

34 All I know is BO the dog should be looking over his shoulder. He's next.

Posted by: Long Island at December 11, 2012 08:31 AM (hl8SI)

35 What kind of pussy was it? One of those hairless ones?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 08:32 AM (da5Wo)

36 BC it was real hairy pussy ... Persian.

Posted by: Long Island at December 11, 2012 08:34 AM (hl8SI)

37 30
I smell a Pulitzer... Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 11, 2012 12:28 PM

Pulitzer s smell like pussy? I didn't know that. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Long Island at December 11, 2012 08:36 AM (hl8SI)

38 BC it was real hairy pussy ... Persian.




Ugh. Not a fan. Just a pain to keep clean.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 08:36 AM (da5Wo)

39 Ugh. Not a fan. Just a pain to keep clean.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 11, 2012 12:36 PM

The dingle balls are epic with those pussies!

Posted by: Long Island at December 11, 2012 08:38 AM (hl8SI)

40 Ugh, her boyfriend is Kanye West? That's the best she can do?

Pretty sure no man in his right mind would take her on.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 11, 2012 08:40 AM (/kI1Q)

41 KK is Mercy-less...

Didn't she once go with Reggie Bush??

Posted by: Aston at December 11, 2012 08:48 AM (itpzb)

42 The cat was delicious

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, M.D. at December 11, 2012 08:57 AM (e8kgV)

43 Was this the Cardassian cat in Deep Space 9

Posted by: Dr Spock at December 11, 2012 08:59 AM (e8kgV)

44 Search whoring? Geez, that HuffPo is despicable.

On a totally unrelated note, how's HQ traffic this afternoon?

Posted by: little miss spellcheck at December 11, 2012 08:59 AM (a5ljo)

45 The cat was innocent. Didn't volunteer for that mission, right?

Posted by: EROWMER at December 11, 2012 09:26 AM (kxlCQ)

46

Pretty sure no man in his right mind would take her on.

 

That sounds like a challenge!

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 11, 2012 09:35 AM (zF6Iw)

47 A state funeral is called for. Obama should declare national day of mourning.

Posted by: scrubjay at December 11, 2012 09:36 AM (q8cLm)

48 test

Posted by: Walkers! at December 11, 2012 09:37 AM (0Ufr+)

49 Back from Banmation!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 11, 2012 09:37 AM (0Ufr+)

50 Just remember -- she's a fucking democrat. Be thankful...

Posted by: Walkers! at December 11, 2012 09:39 AM (0Ufr+)

51 >>>47 A state funeral is called for. Obama should declare national day of mourning. Posted by: scrubjay Better yet, a federal paid holiday!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 11, 2012 10:05 AM (0Ufr+)

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