August 24, 2012

I Deeply & Sincrely Apologize
— Ace

I am being informed by two or three Mensa Chapter Presidents that I am causing the disastrous 20 point decline in Todd Akin's polling (from 10 points ahead to eleven points behind).

I previously caused a similar cratering of Republican support in the case of Christine O'Donnell. When she became the nominee, the Democrat went from ten points down to ten points ahead.

I don't know why I do these things. I see a parade of strong, articulate, attractive candidates, who are will almost inevitably win on their strong moral compasses, and then I tear them down via this blog.

In each case, I take someone who will almost certainly win, "if we all just have enough faith," and turn them into a loser.

What I really must apologize for, still further, is the fact that this blog has such a powerful sway on the body politic, and yet, rather than devoting this well-nigh preeminent level of political power to helping surefire winner candidates like Christine O'Donnell and Todd Akin, I instead warn other Republicans that they're going to lose, and this process of warning -- this process of prognostication -- thereby causes the actual loss.

And what doesn't cause the loss is, say, the actual failings and weaknesses of the candidates in question, about which I am warning.

That is to say, these losses are not caused by people behaving like teenagers who think that machismo and status ride on doing stupid, reckless things, but rather are due to the adults who say things like "You shouldn't dive from a pier without guaranteeing by close personal inspection that the water is deep enough to prevent a crippling injury."

While I dress such warnings up to sound "adult," in fact these are the womanly caterwaulings of a RINO and likely homosexual. It is, in fact, those with the juvenile sense of Let's Do Something Dumb who are the true adults in the room.

Although I have chastised myself repeatedly for this nasty habit of being right in my predictions (or, I should say, more properly: Of my predictions causing the very catastrophes I warn against), I find I am incapable of stopping myself, and yet cling to this faggy notion that diving from a pier is probably a bad idea.

I'm sorry. I serve the party and the cause so poorly, and not Manfully and With Great Principle like so many others.

In this failing I join noted RINOs and suspected homosexuals Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter. I am ashamed to note I will be joining them later for a party with the themes of Cross Dressing, ABBA, and Amyl Nitrite.

I must continue to fail you,

Ace

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM | Comments (490)
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1 1st

Posted by: eureka! at August 24, 2012 02:31 PM (1qHOu)

2 Can't we just pretend he doesn't exist anymore and move on to Wisconsin again?  I bet that wins both.

Posted by: Mac Gootbone at August 24, 2012 02:31 PM (wA0Xb)

3 Welcome to the party pal!

Posted by: rd at August 24, 2012 02:31 PM (9sUlj)

4 Apologies accepted, you shirt lifting Julie boy.

Posted by: eureka! at August 24, 2012 02:31 PM (1qHOu)

5 Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the (legitimate) lamentations of their women! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Posted by: TrueCon Action Heroes at August 24, 2012 02:32 PM (tBduy)

6 I would rather suck Ace's cock than support that idiot in MO.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 24, 2012 02:33 PM (ovpNn)

7 Haha.  Good one, Ace.  Well, these knuckleheads never learn.  I do hope that all the So Cons that supported Akin and encouraged him to continue will now pony up the money so he can do so.  Cause I wouldn't want the Dems to have to do it by themselves.

Idiots.

Posted by: Popcorn at August 24, 2012 02:33 PM (OOehk)

8 Just tuck your shit back and prance around the room, RINO ladyboy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:33 PM (JDIKC)

9

"And what doesn't cause the loss is, say, the actual failings and weaknesses of the candidates in question, about which I am warning."

Akin's loss is his and his alone, no doubt. But do you remember when you were blaming anyone and everyone other than Rick Perry for his poor performances? Where was this attitude then?

Posted by: Rich at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (TOgQZ)

10 Wow, Ace.  You need to write the SCOAMT's defeat speech.  That was heart-rending.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (Db8f9)

11 Sooner or later we will have to simply ignore him and feel very ambivalent about whether we want him to win. Unless a write-in campaign gets started now, it's probably time to turn our back on this race and ignore it as best we can.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (v6a+f)

12

You sure you don't want to substitute Gloria Gaynor for ABBA?

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (jm/9g)

13 Well, now, bless your heart, Ace. It's tough being Cassandra with all the Polly-akin-annas around.

Posted by: jakeman at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (96M6e)

14 Ace you arrogant prick.. YOU DIDN'T DESTROY THAT! Someone else fucked that up.

Posted by: Todd Akins magic uterus at August 24, 2012 02:34 PM (pRyjR)

15 >>>Akin's loss is his and his alone, no doubt. But do you remember when you were blaming anyone and everyone other than Rick Perry for his poor performances? Where was this attitude then? Hey, he sucked MY dick.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (fxHyG)

16

What, we should vote for Akin because he might be the majority vote in the Senate? Do you want to put that kind of power into the hands of a man so divorced from reality?  Or from politics?

If Akin gets elected, I have no doubt that the Democrats would offer plum positions to him to switch parties, and he would.  Because he isn't in it for the principle, he's in it for the money.  Chair and committee position pay more money, and that is why Akin would switch parties.

 



 

Posted by: Jack at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (wUFaM)

17 Slow. Clap.

Posted by: Piercello at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (E/6f0)

18

I would rather suck Ace's cock than support that idiot in MO.<<<<<

 

I wouldn't.  If those are my choices, I'm sending Akin a check.  Homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (JDIKC)

19 Go to your room!

Posted by: Zharkov at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (ux3QJ)

20 Breaking News: Ann Romney's speech is being moved to Tuesday; Susanna Martina's old timeslot, which in turn is being moved to Wednesday night.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (zrpqj)

21 See, I was right!  Pass the mayo, please.  Oh, and ice cream bars, three of 'em.

Posted by: That Fat Fuck Huckabee at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (1qHOu)

22 Needz moar bless your hearts. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - Feel the burn! at August 24, 2012 02:35 PM (Gk3SS)

23 Show me the money and I go.

Posted by: Rapin Akin at August 24, 2012 02:36 PM (wUFaM)

24 Is it possible to slap together a new party and run somebody with support from the people that were previously helping Akin?

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at August 24, 2012 02:36 PM (2EdUM)

25 Ace, we have known for some time that you have magical powers. 

Oh and Rich, go fuck yourself.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2012 02:36 PM (w6xK8)

26 What?  No apology for drinking cocktails and being a part of the DC-insider circuit?  Apology not accepted!

Posted by: TomInKorea at August 24, 2012 02:36 PM (oJkTX)

27 too many words, i just come here for the cheerleader pics. hint hint.

Posted by: trailortrash at August 24, 2012 02:36 PM (xllDV)

28 *slides Ace a dirty martini w/jalapeno stuffed olives* Cheers.

Posted by: Darcy at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (2+Sc2)

29 Hmm...So Ann Romney is being moved to primetime.  But the nets won't cover Monday.  I wonder...who is Mitt going to put in the Monday slot?

Who is he going to put there that the MSM can't help but cover...

Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (T0NGe)

30 Good job on the time change for Ann's speech.  I was hoping they would shift her to a time slot scheduled to be televised.  Now I just hope the Alphabet Newsies don't change it again.

Posted by: Popcorn at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (OOehk)

31

That's like saying "I'd rather suck Ace's dick than get up and change the channel on the TV."

 

It just seems like you're giving up the beejer way too easily.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (JDIKC)

32 This blog has no influence? Fuuuuuuuck.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (rPA5/)

33 Self fulfilling prophecies get you every time.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (FA8CK)

34 Yousa has been da failin' meesa for de last time.

(Strangles Ace with the Force)

Posted by: Darth Binks at August 24, 2012 02:37 PM (iB24i)

35  Breaking News: Ann Romney's speech is being moved to Tuesday; Susanna
Martina's old timeslot, which in turn is being moved to Wednesday night.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 06:35 PM (zrpqj)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

So I guess the RNC does read AoSHQ.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2012 02:38 PM (Db8f9)

36 Good job on the time change for Ann's speech. I was hoping they would shift her to a time slot scheduled to be televised. Now I just hope the Alphabet Newsies don't change it again.

No, they're stuck with the schedule.  On this I don't blame them.  Conventions are boring.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:38 PM (T0NGe)

37

You are probably right, Ace. You are dragging everybody down. Or....

These guys are so in love with themselves that they believe that people actually want to hear their stupid opinions that they can not keep to themselves.

Which is it?

Posted by: Harry at August 24, 2012 02:38 PM (+BEaq)

38 Oh, good grief. Stupid and conservative doesn't win the election. Anyone who is dumb enough to offend rape victims is too dumb to represent us. I'm about as conservative as it gets. Getting into discussions of "Legitimate rape" pisses me off. I don't even want to think about what it does to actual female moderates. The guy needs to stop focusing on his own dam ego and fall on his sword for the good of conservatism. Take one for the team, Akin. Drop out! Now!

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2012 02:38 PM (V/Aej)

39 Who is he going to put there that the MSM can't help but cover...Posted by: AmishDude

Christie?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (Q/1Jp)

40 Stop whining, Ace, You've had this website long enough to know that not everyone is going to agree with everything you say. It's probably better than a lot of insults they shovel your way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (k4rbt)

41 Point taken on Rick Perry, though. He seemed to me to have the Golden Ticket -- Job Creation. Plus he was a unifying figure the Tea Party and SoCons and Fiscal Cons should have been happy with. I did not know, however, he was retarded. And yes, I didn't back down, because at that point, his mental retardation aside, I could not see any candidate who could appeal to the country and yet not divide the party in half. I thought Romney, for example, would do the latter. He could appeal to the center, but at the cost of a Holy War between the wings of the party. Well, we have avoided that... thusfar. But yes, I stuck with Perry because I could not see any alternative, besides Romney, that could appeal to anyone besides the base, and I thought Romney would divide the base and forfeit the election. Plus, I was stubborn and didn't want to be wrong.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (fxHyG)

42 ABBA party?  Can I crash?

Posted by: Charlie Crist at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (p18em)

43 Luap Nor!  Luap Nor!!!11!!eleventy!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (1+CnU)

44 <i>this process of prognostication -- thereby causes the actual loss.</i>

With great power comes great responsibility.

Posted by: angienc at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (w3JGl)

45 I guess I won't take my cute red, white and blue republican elephant plates and napkins to the tailgate tonight. Thanks, Akin, I don't want to have to deeply and sincerely apologize for voting for you, although it is what I must do.

Posted by: Justamom at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (Sptt8)

46

Ace, Ace, Ace,

 

With great power, comes great responsibilty.   Someday you will learn that.

 

 

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (+7Usq)

47

"Ace, we have known for some time that you have magical powers.

Oh and Rich, go fuck yourself."

 

Did I say something untrue?

Posted by: Rich at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (TOgQZ)

48

"I'd rather toss the salad of this hobo than return these DVDs to the video store."

 

Also sends mixed signals.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (JDIKC)

49 Golf clap.

Posted by: Brian at August 24, 2012 02:39 PM (6gk77)

50 I would like Ace to stand in the middle of a large circle of us so that we can stone him to death.


Posted by: Captain Dildo, Purity Police at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (2b4yb)

51 You failed to mention how your constant badgering of S. Palin, saying she couldn't win, as the reason she chose not to run. 

Rino.

That being said, I try to avoid giving any personal information over the internet, but  for this I will make an exception:  I live in Missouri. 

There, that's as much personal information as I'm ever going to give. 

Oh, and I'm not voting for Todd Akin.  I didn't vote for him in the Primary, I'm not voting for him in the general.  If someone can mount a third party run, I'll actively work for that person.  I don't care if it means Claire gets 6 more years.  Akin is dead to me. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (2pG7H)

52 That's our Ace.

Defeating sure-fire Republican candidates....

WITH HIS MIND!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (kqqGm)

53 Right on.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (3R0Zs)

54 If Akin gets elected, I have no doubt that the Democrats would offer plum positions to him to switch parties, and he would. Because he isn't in it for the principle, he's in it for the money. Chair and committee position pay more money, and that is why Akin would switch parties.

Posted by: Jack at August 24, 2012 06:35 PM

________________________________________

I disagree 100%.  Akin's a complete idiot, but he is in fact conservative and would not switch parties.  If he wins by some miracle he'll still vote the right way.  He'll be kind of like Jesse Helms, only not at all effective like Jesse Helms was.  Is it even true that committee chairs make more money?  If so, only a few grand more, and the guy doesn't need the money.  Finally and most improtantly, no way would the dems want him to join their party, even if he was the 51st vote.

Posted by: buzz at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (i27M5)

55 As far as movie reviews go, compared to, say, Philadelphia or The Birdcage or Brokeback Mountain, I'd give this a B+.

Posted by: jakeman at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (96M6e)

56 That was an absolutely epic point-missing. Not as bad as Akin, but those are additive, not subtractive. What was the plan, by the way, and how was anyone going to carry it out? Oh, there was no plan. That's right.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (qPTpn)

57 ABBA.



I knew it.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (P6QsQ)

58 I wish both sides of this bullshit would calm the fuck down. 

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (/YJYi)

59 I say, this Ace fellow is rather cheeky; what, what?

Posted by: fluffy, Earl of Fluffington at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (3SvjA)

60 >>>33 Self fulfilling prophecies get you every time. Yes, pointing out that someone is unelectable, and then watching them lose is some crafty fucking juju.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:40 PM (tBduy)

61 Holy sh**.  I go on vacation and the whole place goes to hell.  Tiny Todd is NOT going to bring down Mitt.  Can we get real and leave the little spoiled Fu*kabee puppet alone now? He is soaking up being the star of his own show.  Let him ride it all the way.  If lousy Lisa from Alaska can get a write-in and win, I am sure the good people of Missouri can do the same.  Any dems start, we have a plethora of quotes from their own mensa stars to shoot back with and we should do so everytime.

Posted by: Katy Beth at August 24, 2012 02:41 PM (M2edY)

62 Holy poop:

" The anti-Obama movie 2016 ObamaÂ’s America went into wider release around America today and is opening right now in first place at the domestic box office. "

via Dirge report

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 24, 2012 02:41 PM (Q/1Jp)

63

UR s0 stoopid Ase.

Why u make teh g00d failz?

Posted by: James at August 24, 2012 02:41 PM (IbRel)

64 Oh, you are clearly not a homosexual.

No self-respecting queer-boy doesn't have show tunes on his list.

Poseur!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:42 PM (2b4yb)

65 P.S. Akin is NOT in this for the money.  He's fully vested in his congressional pension, so he could retire tomorrow and draw the full salary.  He's in it for the power and glory, or at least the delusion of power and glory.

Posted by: buzz at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (i27M5)

66 I agree we'll just have to wind up ignoring this guy at some point, but as far as the RINO vs. Non-RINO debate, it's a handy test that if you're supporting someone who McCaskill supporters gave $1.5 million in the primaries to, we probably aren't on the same team.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (JGZqd)

67 Brokeback Mountain, I'd give this a B+.

Posted by: jakeman at August 24, 2012 06:40 PM (96M6e)


Yep, Brokeback Mountain gets an A just for Anne Hathaway's boobehs.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (/YJYi)

68 @62: I love the smell of preference cascade in the evening.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (rPA5/)

69

He isn't going to drop out. He's proven his ego is to large. We have to find someone to run a write-in campaign. That's the only hope.

Posted by: Rich at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (TOgQZ)

70 @BurtTC No one can blame you for being an asshole.

Posted by: Darcy at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (2+Sc2)

71
Although I have chastised myself repeatedly for this nasty habit of being right in my predictions,,,,




*cough* President Giuliani *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (kdS6q)

72 Who is he going to put there that the MSM can't help but cover...Posted by: AmishDude

Christie?


Kit Bond? Ann Wagner?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (T0NGe)

73 For shame, ace, for shame.  You must learn to weild your great and awesome power for the good.  And only some unknown person at some unknown time in the future knows what the good is.  And they will inform you when you say something that is not for the good.

But for now, to the corner with you!

Posted by: Marmo at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (pcgW1)

74 Ace, yer such a fag!  I laughed out loud. 

(And let me know how Hannity deals with a popper while yer fuckin him up the ass ... )

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (Jpu4i)

75

No one would have noticed that Christine O'Donnell had shit her pants until Ace pointed it out, causing her to lose the election.

 

It was a LOCK until you touched it with your shitfinger, RINO.   Why don't you stop blogging before you cause a hurricane to  hit the Republican National Conv-

 

Mother.  FUCKER.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:43 PM (JDIKC)

76 >>>ZOMG !!!! idiot Repub said abortionrape sperm. and won't take a dive....!!111!!!

Yes exactly. Reality Check!!
You know what I love about you? Your complete lack of consistency.

Romney can make a little joke about Obama's BC and you F*KING lose it.

But Akin can say something that horrendously offends about 75% of the people out there, including hardened SoCons, takes over the media coverage, links the Republican platform misogyny, tanks Romney in the polls in that state, tanks his own polls, and you are just fine with it and totally clueless as to why we react harshly.

As a proud no exceptions SoCon, I think Todd Akin should step aside. Why? This isn't a high school popularity contest, as YOU'VE informed us today. We've got a much better chance of winning that seat, and winning the general if he steps aside. If he doesn't step aside. Our best chance of winning the general (That we are behind in slightly as YOU noted earlier today) is to throw Akin from the train, burn his crops, poison his well, and borrow his weed eater and never give it back. As you say BEATING OBAMA IS THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE!!!!

You can't have it both ways Reality Check. We can't be in great shape so Akin is no big deal, AND simultaneously be ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SUX!!!!! So which is it? Self proclaimed expert in reality. Are we in trouble and therefore need every advantage or is the Romney Campaign teh awesome!!!!! and we need not worry about it?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Regular With Full Stomping Power! at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (0q2P7)

77 58 ABBA.



I knew it.


Mamma Mia!!!

Posted by: beancounter at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (p18em)

78 I had my suspicions.

Posted by: Ben at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (XDHBy)

79 36 Good job on the time change for Ann's speech. I was hoping they would
shift her to a time slot scheduled to be televised. Now I just hope the
Alphabet Newsies don't change it again.


No, they're stuck with the schedule. On this I don't blame them. Conventions are boring.


Yeah, watch the networks say they'll cover Monday night instead of Tuesday.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (BVkEs)

80 With my principled stand against assassinating the Chinese dissident Osama bin Laden, cranky persona, suspicion of international Jewry and dogmatic insistence that unlimited personal liberty is The Meaning of Life, I would've been perfect to win this election. But nooooooo you Zionist infiltrators had to rain on my parade

Posted by: Luap Nor at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (8HhF2)

81 Oh dear. Ace, I agree, but it's better to let these dogs lie.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (MrM2k)

82 Somehow, I'm not feeling the warmth of Ace's sincerity, maybe it's too deep.

Posted by: I'd still vote for Akin over McCaskell at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (DJC3E)

83 Sounds like a bitchin party

Posted by: just a lurker at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (9wOfB)

84 Oh, and a reality I faced up to a long time ago. A good share of politicians are narcissists. In the end they crave attention and can't stand the idea of being a nobody. Anyone who wasn't a narcissistic attention sponge would have faced reality before this and dropped out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (V/Aej)

85

No self-respecting queer-boy doesn't have show tunes on his list.

Hall and Oates

Lady Gaga

London Boys

Need I go on?

Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (3SvjA)

86 Apology accepted.

Wait, what?

Posted by: butch at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (nK2Sx)

87 P.S. Akin is NOT in this for the money. He's fully vested in his congressional pension, so he could retire tomorrow and draw the full salary. He's in it for the power and glory, or at least the delusion of power and glory.

There's always more money.

His family has been his campaign staff for a year.  Every penny you donate to Akin is lining the pockets of his family.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:44 PM (T0NGe)

88 enough with this shit already ..fucking move on.  

Posted by: grease monkey at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (VSWPU)

89 Again I'm bracing for the endless warnings about watching what you say about a candidate who doesn't watch what he says. Then, inevitably, when the candidate that didn't watch what they said loses, it wasn't because he didn't watch what he said. No, it's because you didn't watch what you said. It's absurd.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (HEWhR)

90

I disagreed with Ace on COD.  He is right about Todd "legitimate rape" Akin. 

 

This 65 year old ten term Congressman is an idiot, buffoon, inarticulate mysogonist, and a walking, talking, caricature for the democrats to use to marginalize the Pro-Life movement and the Republican Party. 

 

We should stick with Akin because:

A. he won a primary with 36% of the votes of 10% of the missouri voters. 

B. He is Pro-life (and the others candidate were too).

C.  He is the enlightened face of the Republican Party with his eloquent and articulate stand on legitimate rape.

D.  Governor Huckabee and Rep Bachmann have spoken.  If they want to hold Missouri's Senate seat hostage, they can.  But we should not negotiate with them. 

 

 

Posted by: rd at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (9sUlj)

91 I'd vote for a ham sandwich if it was on the GOP ticket in any race from dog catcher to President, because I fucking hate Democrats with all my being, but even I was like "WTF is this guy Akin doing?".

Amongst the many, one thing I hate about Democrats is the way they assume that "science" is supportive of their policy positions and general worldview. For someone in the GOP to go in public and spout such nonsense as Akin did as if it were "scientific" is especially appalling to me because it seems to confirm that Democrat prejudice.

Posted by: BS Inc. at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (P2Ufm)

92 Is amyl nitrate the stuff that smells like bananas? Sorry, my attention wandered. I blame my magical rape-sperm-stopping hoohah.

Posted by: Y-not at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (5H6zj)

93 Damn it ace, now you will have to ask that asshole to play a game of solitaire to fix this fucking mess you made.

Posted by: Queen of Hearts at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (iuY0Y)

94 Christine O'Donnell is not Akins.  She was a Witch.  He's a stalking horse.  Also he changed the direction of the discussion of the presidentials race and all the other races from the economy.  Christine O'Donnell was a rebuke to the RINO and it was more local. Akins is different.  In fact, I would guess that Christine O'Donnell doesn't support Akins.  

Posted by: Minuteman at August 24, 2012 02:45 PM (D65Nc)

95 Fuck Akin. Also ... that was pretty funny, Ace.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (ZPrif)

96 Who is he going to put there that the MSM can't help but cover...Posted by: AmishDude

Christie?


I was thinking Huckabee.  Put him in a slot that isn't televised.

The MSM want to gin up the "legitimate rape".  Make them do it our tune instead of theirs.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (kqqGm)

97 May I recommend amyl nitrite instead of amyl nitrate?  A. Nitrate is a diesel fuel additive, though it will serve the same purpose as A. nitrite.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (JmccH)

98 I'm troubled by these remarks, and don't think that they're helpful.

I have no suggestions as to how to modify them, though.

I'm just concerned, is all.

Posted by: Concerned concern troll being concerned at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (smvTK)

99 with great power comes great Dickishness

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (HPQnO)

100 Although you are right Ace, I think they deserve a real apology thread later. It's in your DNA.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (MrM2k)

101 Ann Coulter is a lesbo? I need film, stat.
 
I'm NOT so keen on seeing ace in a tutu and tights.
 
I'd rather be rickrolled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (cHZB7)

102 What are we supposed to do?

I will not reward this.

I will not be cowed or shamed into backing a stupid and losing position.

How in the name of God can they not see they were at a minimum rolled by Claire and that Huckabee is trying a coup in the shitstorm regardless?

They are asking me to split the party, when I backed "Compassionate Conservatism" which I hate and cost us credibility on the economy to the point Obama became possible.....

I'm serious I am at a loss about what to do.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 02:46 PM (LRFds)

103 Alaska is a small popuation state, making write in easier. But, if the polls end up lopsided with the cognitively functional republican well ahead of Akin, than that may be enough to crush the guys spirits once and for all.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (zrpqj)

104 Your political power amazes me, Ace. I stand in awe. I don't know why the major candidates aren't wining & dining you, let alone just bribing you. However I know that you could never be bribed by the millions of dollars they must be offering you. You are a tower of ethical principle.

Posted by: theCork at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (0hpYU)

105 Akin is NOT in this for the money.


Whenever it's not about the money, it's about the money.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - Feel the burn! at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (Gk3SS)

106 For his next magic trick, Ace will predict that Obama wins Vermont by a sizeable margin.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (tBduy)

107 NOT accepted!!!11!!1!!

Posted by: M. Huckabee at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (Qb/vm)

108 I don't know, I'm warming up to this Akin fellow.

Anybody who can make ace repeatedly lose his shit is worthy of at least some grudging respect.  Akin has taken trolling to an all new level.  Erg, you got nothin' on this Akin character.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (+Gtkw)

109 so ace, what you're saying is the beer's on you?

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (Shrag)

110 He's still better than McCaskill, but lets keep attacking him, hurting his chances at winning even after it's plain he's staying in the race.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (bb5Xq)

111 This is not even a Christine O'Donnell situation, where the choice is between a TrueCon who can't win and a RINO who can. In fact, there are like 12 TrueCons who could take Akin's place and win.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (fxHyG)

112 So.....are we up to $16 trillion on our national debt yet.  I know.  I know.  Such trivia doesn't  deserve to be discussed.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (Db8f9)

113 We just need to put the focus on McCaskill where it belongs.  She is a bigger idiot, she voted for ObamaCare. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (DuH+r)

114

I would guess that Christine O'Donnell doesn't support Akins.

The new litmus test.

Posted by: fluffy at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (3SvjA)

115 So you're Nostradamus reincarnated, big deal. Are these people also blaming the ancient Nostradamus for the consequences of his predictions? Me thinks these people you speak of have been eating too much ergot tainted bread.

Posted by: Rip VanBullwinkle at August 24, 2012 02:47 PM (mMuQi)

116 Akin will not drop out or switch parties. He's on a mission from God that only the self righteous can comprehend. Anyhoo, maybe (I hope, because I think he will stay on the ticket) just maybe people will remember another election we had in MO some time back when an embezzler/felon wound up on the R ticket. I am ashamed to say I voted for the D in that race, and from that small office, the D has gone on and on.

Posted by: Justamom at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (Sptt8)

117 Dana Loesch, radio host, could probably declare and win this thing, without having any prior political experience.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (fxHyG)

118 Magic Ace Ball - Will I get laid tonight?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (TMB3S)

119 Ace, do not listen to the Mensa Chapter Presidents.  They're elitists and they're all in it together.  They party with the Densans.

Posted by: Mensa Serf at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (KhwcT)

120 Did I say something untrue?

My response is "Where was your attitude then?"  Shoe, foot, etc.  Either Ace has magical powers to alter the entire political landscape to sabotage the great hope of our time Todd Akin or heal the shortcomings of a very bad Perry campaign launch and performance.  Which is it?  I can see being in Perry's corner until the end--I was, for the reasons Ace cited above.  For the life of me, I cannot see how spinning for Akin serves any constructive purpose.

There are those who live to cast stones regardless of the topic.  Ace received grief...loads of it...for being Weiner-centric.  This isn't LGF and he doesn't boot detractors, but some people you just can't please.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (w6xK8)

121 Ace is so powerful he turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Warthog at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (+FTRf)

122 this process of prognostication -- thereby causes the actual loss. So until we open the post, he both wins and loses the election? Schrodinger's Candidate. It's come to this... /F--- Akin, F--- Nevada, power to the people and ban the SEIU!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (x8wJs)

123

if Reality Check is serious and not just a lefty shit-stirrer, he reminds me of the paleotools over at "The American Conservative" magazine, who are more nihilist than anything. their only principle is non-intervention and opposition to Israel, and if you're not onboard with that, they'll shit on you every chance they get. so for example one of their writers, while professing to "not care" about the abortion issue, recently applauded Todd Akin...not for what he said, but for "sticking it to the conservative establishment."

having conversations with these people is not useful, they define themselves as what they're against, not what they're for. real tribalist mentality.

Posted by: JParker at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (8HhF2)

124 And EoJ is on effin' fire.

Posted by: butch at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (nK2Sx)

125 And I'm not sure ace's apology is genuine.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 02:48 PM (bb5Xq)

126 >>>>Christine O'Donnell is not Akins. She was a Witch. He's a stalking horse.Also he changed the direction of the discussion of the presidentials race and all the other races from the economy. Christine O'Donnell was a rebuke to the RINO and it was more local. Um, you do know that the DNC ran a lot of adds linking congressional and senatorial GOP candidates to O'Donnell all over the country, right? She got foisted into the spotlight and made into the unofficial face of the Tea Party. Because she was that AWESOME.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (tBduy)

127 "You sound like a fag."

Posted by: Ow, my balls! at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (X/+QT)

128 Well be fair Ace -- I didn't read any warnings here not to vote for Akin prior to the MO primary.   It is unfortunate that he is the nominee but in the words of the CO GOP chairman after the con man won our 2010 primary because the Dems were able to set up the somewhat squishy 'establishment' candidate with a plagiarism scandal "well we can't over-rule the voter's choice" 

Everybody has asked Akin to step down after his gaffe but he cannot be forced to step down --that is not how a republic or democracy works and you know it. 

MO conservatives outside the official GOP banner can try to run a substitute candidate under the constitutional party or something (not that it worked for CO) but they can try.  Otherwise it just has to be endured. 

Posted by: PaleRider at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (dkExz)

129

by the way, it's only missouri!!!!  who gives a flying fuck about missouri?!!!!

let them rot with mccaskill

damn cardinal fans

screw them all

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (Shrag)

130 Great post...Princess.

Posted by: fly at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (WSkHP)

131 Ace, You are so gonna get turned into a newt!

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (XvHmy)

132 Well done, Sir.

Waiting for scores: 10, 9.76, 10, 9.8... waiting for the East German Judge..... 7.5

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (Wa+Fw)

133 Virtually any Republican could win -- apart from Todd Akin. So the Machismo brigade is determined that we stick with the guy whose odds are 1%, because that's the HARDCORE way to do it, and we have to be HARDCORE at all times. It's how we show we're men. Fags like me say things like, 'Um, why don't we pressure him to withdraw in favor of a person who would win by 12% without breaking a sweat?" No, we have to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT over stupid things, because that's how we prove we're hardcore.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (fxHyG)

134 Posted by: Rich at August 24, 2012 06:43 PM (TOgQZ)

No, it isn't our only hope, but thanks for your concern.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (2b4yb)

135 Akin has taken trolling to an all new level. Erg, you got nothin' on this Akin character



Omg.  OMFG!   Have erg and Akin ever been seen in the same room at the same time?   Layers, man, layers.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - Feel the burn! at August 24, 2012 02:49 PM (Gk3SS)

136

Honestly, I want to see this cocksucker, Akin dragged through the mud so badly that he's afraid to ever show his face in public again.

You just know that someone this stupid has skeletons in his closet. I want the GOP to fuck this guy good and hard for being as selfish dick and screwing conservative voters over.

This dumbshit is such a disaster that he's dragging our VP candidate into goddamned RAPE discussions. Fuck him. DESTROY HIM.

Posted by: Warden at August 24, 2012 02:50 PM (HzhBE)

137 Also, Nancy Pelosi is kind of a lock to win her re-election. Rino Ninjas, VANISH!

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:50 PM (tBduy)

138 You're making me wet down there ace.

Posted by: Max Power at August 24, 2012 02:51 PM (q177U)

139 Did Akin rape ace ?  He sure is butthurt.

Posted by: grease monkey at August 24, 2012 02:51 PM (VSWPU)

140

118  NO!!

fucking RINO

Posted by: MAGIC ACE BALL at August 24, 2012 02:51 PM (Shrag)

141 ooohhh really?  Say hi to Abba for me.  They're just my fave!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 24, 2012 02:51 PM (UljOc)

142

That Ewok was our last hope.

 

"No. There is another."

 

David Frum:  "Hey girl, HAAAAYYYYY!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 02:51 PM (JDIKC)

143 In fact, there are like 12 TrueCons who could take Akin's place and win.

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But are any of them putting their names on the ballot?  If not, we're just spitting into the wind.


(Some say pissing into the wind.  But I am a woman and that is harder for me so I say spit, which I find achievable.)

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (P6QsQ)

144

"I am being informed by two or three Mensa Chapter Presidents that I am causing the disastrous 20 point decline in Todd Akin's polling (from 10 points ahead to eleven points behind). ..."

 

Well, "BLESS THEIR HEARTS"!!

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (As94z)

145 "...but some people you just can't please."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2012 06:48 PM (w6xK


Somebody up the thread is offering BJs, and they usually make me happy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (2b4yb)

146 Hey, say what you will about Akin, but let's leave the Cardinals fans outta this. ( Royals get no mention-ha!)

Posted by: Justamom at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (Sptt8)

147 I HATE THIS SOFTWARE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (2b4yb)

148 I admit that i was one of the people who wanted O'Donnell and Angle because i really did want some fresh faces and i thought someone might dig up some O'Donnell nip slips or something, but they got their ass beat and besides, Akin isn't a fresh face, he's more of the same and a closed minded, delusional dick.

Posted by: booger at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (HI6wa)

149 Y-not and her rape-sperm-stopping hoohah @92

How you doin'?

Posted by: butch at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (nK2Sx)

150 (Some say pissing into the wind. But I am a woman and that is harder for me so I say spit, which I find achievable.) Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 06:52 PM (P6QsQ) And you somehow know that no one wants to run because...

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (MrM2k)

151 Seriously.. I live in the show me state.  His win was as big a shock to me as everyone else.  NO ONE expected this guy to win.  Something is truly rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 24, 2012 02:52 PM (UljOc)

152 And are we sure Aiken isn't right about the mysterious lady parts of women and how they work?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (bb5Xq)

153

about time you realized this ace.

 

 

If you hadn't turned the crazy ray on O' Donnel she would be Senator O right now, but noooooooooo you have to go back in time with your damn time machine and hit with the crazy ray just to prove you're right.

Posted by: robtr at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (MtwBb)

154 Can anyone explain why Sarah Steelman, John Brunning, or Ann Wagner would not be acceptable candidates, and who would have a 95% chance of winning instead of a 1% chance? This is all chest-thumping. The Machismo brigade wants to show It's In Charge and it does so through crude male aggression displays.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (fxHyG)

155 I don't really think the Christine O'Donnell comparisons are fair.

Personally, I think she was kinduv nuts.  But I can get why people backed her; she was taking on the corrupt establishment wing of the GOP.  Wrong lady for the job, alas, but I get where it was coming from.

This Akin dork is doing no such thing.  He's just a freak who's stuck on stupid.  (I do respect him as a troll, though.)

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (+Gtkw)

156 damn cardinal fans
screw them all

Posted by: navycopjoe (Dem God of RINO war) at August 24, 2012 06:49 PM (Shrag)


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Ya.  What he said.

Go Cubs!

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (P6QsQ)

157 You're Satan's little helper!

Posted by: poking fun with a pitchfork at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (YQHqe)

158 The leading write-ins suggested are Kitt Bond, John Ashcroft, Ann Wagner and Jim Talent. Reminder; people seem to be pushing Steelman a lot given her Palin endorsement, but she can't run as a write in due to MOs Sore Loser Law. She could take Akin's place on the ballot if he were to step down, however.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (tBduy)

159 Can we please focus on the positive, like Wisconsin, Michigan, and MJ's post on The Hostages today?

Posted by: CAC at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (GFIxu)

160 I'll tell you something. When Todd Akin was our nominee, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if he won Missouri we wouldn't have so much problems with illegitimate rapes today.

Posted by: Akin or Bust at August 24, 2012 02:53 PM (8HhF2)

161 How does one sincrely [sic] apologize?

Posted by: logprof at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (Qb/vm)

162 Ace is so full of himself. What a fucking pussy!

Posted by: Melissa Narlor at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (a7gLU)

163 Has Akin's campaign filed as a PAC for Claire McCaskill's reelection efforts yet?  If they don't soon I believe we can have a legitimate case to bring to the FEC.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (GULKT)

164 70 -

Darcy my dear, I relish the enmity of idiots like you. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (2pG7H)

165 So isn't the only question: "Is it possible for Akin to beat McCaskill, and if so, what can we do to make it happen?"

I don't give a rat's ass about Akin. But if he wins then we are one vote closer to eviscerating ObamaCare and dancing on the spurting intestines of its supporters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (2b4yb)

166

143   But I am a woman and that is harder for me so I say spit, which I find achievable.

 

there was this one chick in thailand with really big hands and it was windy and i'll be damned if she didn't.......

forget it

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (Shrag)

167 Ace, confess... did you order the execution of JFK?

Posted by: theCork at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (0hpYU)

168 Can we please focus on the positive, like Wisconsin, Michigan, and MJ's post on The Hostages today? Posted by: CAC at August 24, 2012 06:53 PM (GFIxu) Any new info? I haven't seen any links. New post maybe?

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 24, 2012 02:54 PM (MrM2k)

169

 

Heh. ....Nice.

 

Ace...that is some prize-winning Snark right there.

Great post.

  

I for one, have enjoyed seeing that I'm not the only one who has been throughly gobsmacked by the weapons grade stupidity of Todd Akin.

Like you and many others....I know how this will be used against us, over and over.

 

And then....there is the Creepiness.

Creepy old dude, talking about how Rape affects a woman's body?

{{{shudders}}}

 

Ace....you are our Creepiness-Meter, our touch stone.

Please don't ever stop.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (mtRB0)

170 Can anyone explain why Sarah Steelman, John Brunning, or Ann Wagner would not be acceptable candidates,

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The first two cannot run because of the sore-loser law, from what I understand.  Ann Wagner would have to take her name off the ballot for the Congressional seat.  Has she agreed to do that?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (P6QsQ)

171 "What the hell!?  Guilera ate our Vulture missile?!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (zMgpj)

172 111This is not even a Christine O'Donnell situation, where the choice is between a TrueCon who can't win and a RINO who can.

In fact, there are like 12 TrueCons who could take Akin's place and win.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:47 PM (fxHyG)

 

 

 

This

Posted by: Minuteman at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (D65Nc)

173 I've discovered an amazing new chewing gum. It whitens my teethbones while I smash it up in my mouth. It's like fuckin' science or something.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (f5RQc)

174 >>>This is all chest-thumping. The Machismo brigade wants to show It's In Charge and it does so through crude male aggression displays. I will disagree with you on one thing, and that a sizeable majority of the party and this blog is in agreement with you on Akin and only a few are actually supporting the 'Stupid First, Strategy Later' argument.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (tBduy)

175 Can anyone explain why Sarah Steelman, John Brunning, or Ann Wagner would not be acceptable candidates, and who would have a 95% chance of winning instead of a 1% chance?

This is all chest-thumping. The Machismo brigade wants to show It's In Charge and it does so through crude male aggression displays.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:53 PM (fxHyG)


Steelman and Brunning can run unless Akin drops out....sore loser law.


Ann could be what then happens to the Akin congressional seat she's running for now?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2012 02:55 PM (X6akg)

176 Everybody thinks the *other guys* are the Purity Brigade and you want to throw them out of the party. Which pretty much makes all'y'all the Purity Brigade. Which is why we're called The Stupid Party.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (qPTpn)

177 ...Or, it's made out of fermented chalk. Who knows?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (f5RQc)

178 This is all chest-thumping. The Machismo brigade wants to show It's In Charge and it does so through crude male aggression displays.

There's some of that.  But there's Stockholm Syndrome too.  Akin is holding us hostage.

Reminder; people seem to be pushing Steelman a lot given her Palin endorsement, but she can't run as a write in due to MOs Sore Loser Law.

Not so much.  She's a woman.  At this point, that carries a lot of weight.


Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (T0NGe)

179 Sven, I think if you honestly believe McCaskill is preferable to the admittedly awful Akin, then I guess you don't vote that race. Or you vote for the Dem, but the choices are similar. I think a flattened out rabbit skin is preferable to any Senate Dem. I think Akin should get out now. I think he's an insufferable asshole. But if he were the choice against Debbie Stabenow in Michigan, I would hold my nose and vote insufferable asshole. I'm tired of reading this and hate to even type it but the stakes are too high this election.

Posted by: Darcy at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (2+Sc2)

180 Ace, I think you should add the clip of Peewee in Cheech and Chongs 'Nice Dreams'... "I'm Sorry"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOk6kUXioA

Posted by: Libertarians at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (8yPsP)

181 110 He's still better than McCaskill, but lets keep attacking him, hurting his chances at winning even after it's plain he's staying in the race.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 06:47 PM (bb5Xq)


Right, he lost a 10 point lead virtually overnight and before the push back from the right started, but this is somehow our own fault.  Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (/YJYi)

182 I knew I read this blog for a reason. You are the most important person in the entire Republican party. Only you can make or break candidates!

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at August 24, 2012 02:56 PM (dN280)

183 Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 06:54 PM (2pG7H)

It's not about you or your feelings about Akin. You are in fact correct about him. It's about getting the votes to end ObamaCare.

So hold your nose, bring a barf bag to the polls, and pull the lever for Akin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (2b4yb)

184 tami, right, but they could run if he withdrew, which is still a very viable option. except some people want to show their support and make sure he stays in, instead of encouraging him to withdraw in favor of a non-radioactive candidate. And frankly I'm wondering if we aren't being visited by Claire McCaskill's Internet Angels.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (fxHyG)

185 Honest question: Is it really that Akin is just a narcissistic fuck? Or is he just not a sharp man?

What is it about this pig-vomit that he doesn't see what he's doing not only to himself, or in MO, but nationally? I can not believe this.

I hate conspiracy theories, but is it really outside the boundary to wonder if we've been had? Perhaps something along the lines of what Roger Stone and Roy Cohn did with John Anderson in 1980, where he ran as an Independent and split the vote so Reagan carried NY.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (Wa+Fw)

186 And you somehow know that no one wants to run because...


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I  do not know that no one wants to run, other than the fact that I haven't heard anyone say they want to run.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (P6QsQ)

187 I remember people lamenting and moaning and groaning on twitter the night Akin got the nomination, wondered why at the time, guess now we know.

Posted by: booger at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (HI6wa)

188 Ace, you're doing fine. Just don't predict Teh Cubbies to win the Series this year (cue Mayan Calendar doom music). Seriously, don't worry about your Man Card.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (jWgeo)

189

well the guy's biggest supporter is Huckabee, and that's less "FULL SPEED AHEAD" (although it's that too) talk radio type stuff and more the fact that for all the Looming Christianism, Huckabee's a squishy-soft "forgiver" over a conservative.

 

not that that makes it any better.

Posted by: JParker at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (8HhF2)

190 Okay, since nobody tells me when we change threads, I'm bringing this over from the old stinky one:

Dems had little or no reason to come out for McCasket. Independents had even less.

Now they don't. They're going to roll out to VOTE AGAINST AKIN. And most of them will vote against Romney, too, all because this vapid fuckstool won't take his self-inflicted sucking chest wound and go bleed to death in the corner.

Posted by: nickless at August 24, 2012 02:57 PM (MMC8r)

191 Just wondering, could Huckabee's actions still be a continuation of him trying to sabotage Romney's campaign in 2008?  In that he saw an opportunity and took it?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (kqqGm)

192
Why Apologize?

Just blame Bush.

Posted by: Madeleine Albright at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (7NP4t)

193

185

 

the guy's been in the House for a while. that'd be a pretty elaborate scheme

Posted by: JParker at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (8HhF2)

194 Don't speak like that about possibly the greatest rock group ever. I mean, they surely were responsible for hard rock, acid rock, gangsta rap, and yodelling polkas.  Shame on you, Ace.

Posted by: Alabama Mike at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (Id+yE)

195 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (Ts9tU)

196 Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 06:56 PM (T0NGe)

How's her rack? Palin spoiled us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (2b4yb)

197 On her local radio show yesterday, Dana Loesch was also fielding calls accusing her of being part of the Republican conspiracy to oust Akin.

It's a nightmare. Akin is running against McCaskill, the two thirds of Republicans who ran against him, the "party bosses," and, you know, reality. Loesch said today that she knows from folks close to the campaign that that the campaign isn't listening to any outside advice. They're in a bubble.

Some evangelicals believe, in the spiritual realm, that once you apologize you're forgiven and it's like it never happened. I'm a Catholic--I know there are temporal consequences to stupidity. I don't think Rep. Akin thinks that. I'm sure he's genuinely surprised that he hasn't been forgiven and forgotten. People aren't Jesus--Jesus may in fact work that way. Politics doesn't.

Posted by: Palandine at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (g7D8V)

198 I don't know people that saw this coming with Akin. I mean, he was clearly a socon, but I think most felt the landscape was safe enough that he'd rattle off the talking points and win. He said what he said though and he is damaged goods. Whether a person saw and warned about it beforehand is irrelevant to the reality right before us now. Even today there are better paths to victory before us than shutting up and pretending there are enough rock solid conservatives in the state to offset St. Louis and Kansas City.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (M7Cfv)

199 You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss into the wind, and you never never believe ace when he says he won't nut on your adenoids.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (cHZB7)

200 p.s. Akin can't win.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (MrM2k)

201 154:  Ummm,  because not having kicked Akin's ass out of the primary the MO GOP would look like a bunch of corrupt thugs if they boot him out of the general election after he won the primary?   

I know Dems in NE states get away with that shit but you know damn well the GOP would not.   They have to let him run.  They can cut ads encouraging voters to choose an R who runs a write-in campaign or to cross over if ie. the constitution party put in a GOP person but they cannot remove Akin if he won't step down voluntarily.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 24, 2012 02:58 PM (dkExz)

202

" 62 Holy poop:

" The anti-Obama movie 2016 ObamaÂ’s America went into wider release around America today and is opening right now in first place at the domestic box office. "

via Dirge report "

 

 

Holy crap.  Can that possibly be true?

 

Yes, Ace is powerful, indeed!!  To my recollection he didn't even cammand this, and yet it has come true.

 

Ace and President Messiah should get together on a beach on the East Coast sometime, right before sunrise. Then they can have a contest to see who can command the Sun to rise.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (As94z)

203 well the guy's biggest supporter is Huckabee, and that's less "FULL SPEED AHEAD" (although it's that too) talk radio type stuffand more the fact that for all the Looming Christianism, Huckabee's a squishy-soft "forgiver" over a conservative.

Huckabee can be easily explained.  He plays simple identity politics.  But with Christians.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (T0NGe)

204 Akin will not drop out or switch parties. He's on a mission from God that only the self righteous can comprehend.

Oh, yeah, he'll switch parties.  He's in it for the ego and that's precisely how they'll take him.  They'll appeal to his ego as a man who "stands for principles" and now he can be the conscience of the Dem Party on life or some such thing.  And he'll eat it right up, deciding that God has called him to lead the sinners from their sins..  He's just that dumb, as are the people who are supporting him. 

Huckabee and Bachman?  Both butthurt about losing to a Mormon.  Sucks to be you.  And you're finished.

$100 within 15 minutes to the person who announces a conservative write-in and more to follow.

Posted by: Popcorn at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (OOehk)

205 Damn it Ace, you turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (MkgGw)

206

184  And frankly I'm wondering if we aren't being visited by Claire McCaskill's Internet Angels.

i would bet on it

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (Shrag)

207 in case you guys don't know, withdrawing by September 25th is still permitted. it requires a judge's okay but the law makes it almost automatic. You are assuming the choice is between mccaskill and akin. It's not, not yet. We can still get him to withdraw (and my sources say he is not quite as "in this until November" as he claims) and we can still mount a write-in. Yes, a write-in is tough. But I figure we have a 30-40% chance of winning that way. Which is markedly better than akin's chances, which are around 5%.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (fxHyG)

208 If Akin somehow got elected... which he won't... every piece of legislation he put his hands on would be tainted by his association with. The man is toxic. Why can't his deluded followers see this. He is "Rape Guy."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (azHfB)

209 199 You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't piss into the wind, and you never never believe ace when he says he won't nut on your adenoids.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I had my adenoids removed in 7th grade.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (dZ756)

210 184 tami, right, but they could run if he withdrew, which is still a very viable option.

except some people want to show their support and make sure he stays in, instead of encouraging him to withdraw in favor of a non-radioactive candidate.

And frankly I'm wondering if we aren't being visited by Claire McCaskill's Internet Angels.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:57 PM (fxHyG)


Oh sure, if he drops out they can run.....but that's looking less and less likely.  What I  meant was if he stays in, they can't run as an Indy.



Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2012 02:59 PM (X6akg)

211 Until and unless a non-incumbent candidate is put forward that can credibly mount a write-in in a three-way race in a large state in less than 75 days, Ace is just being pissy and denying reality.  No such candidate has come forward.

So.  Pissy and denying reality.

But do carry on...


Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 24, 2012 03:00 PM (dcoFe)

212

You sure those guys are MENSA chapter presidents?

They might be playing you, Ace. Could be just ordinary rocket scientists.

 

Posted by: GT 5.0 at August 24, 2012 03:00 PM (3W1+C)

213 Seriously.. I live in the show me state. His win was as big a shock to me as everyone else. NO ONE expected this guy to win. Something is truly rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 24, 2012 06:52 PM (UljOc)

 

 

----------------------------------------------------

 

 

Could it be MO's fucked up open primaries election law?

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2012 03:00 PM (Db8f9)

214 CAC:
>> Can we please focus on the positive

Naw.  A happy ace is a boring ace.

The best is when we manage to get him worked up into an incoherent sputtering rage.

Romney/Akin 2012!

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 03:00 PM (+Gtkw)

215 Ace, if you really do have these magical powers to adminster the death blow to weak candidates, can you please switsh sides? I'm sure the Nancyboys over at DailyKos or Huffpo would find a place for you...

Posted by: Icedog at August 24, 2012 03:00 PM (9ScGj)

216 Ace and the party bosses!

Posted by: willy at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (kUCQ4)

217

Just don't predict Teh Cubbies to win the Series this year

 

can we banhammer this poster please?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (Shrag)

218 Dana Loesch, radio host, could probably declare and win this thing, without having any prior political experience.

And teh reason you haven't contacted her is?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (kqqGm)

219 Just wondering, could Huckabee's actions still be a continuation of him trying to sabotage Romney's campaign in 2008? In that he saw an opportunity and took it?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 06:58 PM (kqqGm)

 

 

No Huckabee beleives the same things Akin does, which is fine I guess. It's also why he isn't president though.

Posted by: robtr at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (MtwBb)

220 Posted by: Palandine at August 24, 2012 06:58 PM (g7D8V)

Hey Akin. I forgive you. Now if you will just fix your mess I will be happy to buy you a beer the next time I stop into the MO strip mall where you will be selling cell phones.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (2b4yb)

221 176 Mero,

No mero you know why I am a FiCon who was a Reaganite.  Reagan was not a SoCon demi-god contrary to popular belief and SoCon issues never beat economic ones once.  We have been shooting ourselves in the dick since 1992 on this junk.

The ONLY two elections you can half ass make the SoCon case for are 2000/2004 and frankly '04 was more about Kerry's past than the economy.

But every other cycle like clockwork the SoCons demand we die taking that hill, well this hill we face is the last hill and the things it takes for me to scale it have a lot more to do with surviving if Barry wins, fires my wife, continues wrecking the economy and whatnot.

I don't have God on speed dial like Huck and Akin so I send money and give time.

Evidently, like Ace I have had it wrong all these years and all the party has been missing is divine intervention.

The voices in Akin and Huck's heads tell them so.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (LRFds)

222 154 Can anyone explain why Sarah Steelman, John Brunning, or Ann Wagner would not be acceptable candidates, and who would have a 95% chance of winning instead of a 1% chance?

This is all chest-thumping. The Machismo brigade wants to show It's In Charge and it does so through crude male aggression displays.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:53 PM (fxHyG)

 

Can Steelman or Brunning actually be placed on the ballot as his replacement?  I know the sore loser law applies to them running third party, and almost certainly as write-ins, but if Akin does drop out they can be chosen as the replacement right?

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (GULKT)

223 What's an Amyl Nitrite? I would google it but I am not by my computer. Or is that one of those questions I am not suppose to ask at the HQ?

Posted by: Hobo Wellington at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (MG6Y6)

224 Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (kqqGm)

She has a vagina and he very, very afraid of them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (2b4yb)

225 >>> don't know people that saw this coming with Akin. I mean, he was clearly a socon, but I think most felt the landscape was safe enough that he'd rattle off the talking points and win. I don't blame anyone for him getting the nomination, except Claire McCaskill running ads in his favor. Just like with Rick Perry -- the voters really didn't know he was going to open his mouth and throw up all over himself. This isn't a "You're so dumb for nominating him" thing. This is a "he's a prick for staying in" and "you should try to pressure him to withdraw in favor of a better candidate" thing. i don't see how this could have been avoided. It's not like we all knew he was going to be a retard.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (fxHyG)

226 Right, he lost a 10 point lead virtually overnight and before the push back from the right started, but this is somehow our own fault. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Adam


I'm not blaming anything thing on "push back from the right" but at some point it's not helping if he's staying in the race, it's only hurting his chances at winning. When does it stop and should it be done in public?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 03:01 PM (bb5Xq)

227

Ace  is  so  powerful,  I've  heard  that  Chuck  Norris  not  only  reads  the  AoS  comments,  but  the  articles  as  well...

 

Posted by: Optimizer at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (As94z)

228 could Huckabee's actions still be a continuation of him trying to sabotage Romney's campaign in 2008?

Huckie is playing the long game.  And by long game, I mean the one behind the hoagie and large chili fries.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (w6xK8)

229 I've hated Huck as a phoney douche since the 2008 campaign.Now he has uped my hate to 11.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (Ts9tU)

230 >>>207 in case you guys don't know, withdrawing by September 25th is still permitted. it requires a judge's okay but the law makes it almost automatic. Ever think maybe he's hanging in until then, soaking up whatever campaign cash he can, then bailing? Also, I've heard McCaskill can appeal the judge's order up to the MO Supremes which has a majority of Democrat appointees. Is that accurate?

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (tBduy)

231 Ace,
  All is forgiven.
Chuck

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (Rk02y)

232 Sure, Akin only has a 1 in 10 chance of winning, but if he pulls it off it will feel 20 times more awesome than a regular win. You'd have to be an idiot to fold a hand with that kind of +EV.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (+lsX1)

233 219 Robtr,

You are far more generous than I am because I precisely think this is religious bigotry against a man he is not fit to clean his shoes.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (LRFds)

234 Just wondering, could Huckabee's actions still be a continuation of him trying to sabotage Romney's campaign in 2008? In that he saw an opportunity and took it?
Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 06:58 PM (kqqGm)

Ding. Ding.  We have a winner.  Huckabee shares Akin's beliefs but he wouldn't have dissed the whole party if he weren't God's Own Bigot when it comes to Mormons.

Posted by: Popcorn at August 24, 2012 03:02 PM (OOehk)

235 There's only one word for Rape Guy and all of his followers. It rhymes with 'suck hard.'

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (azHfB)

236 AtC, 1) It's ALWAYS about the money 2) Are these the recriminations you spoke of? (please please please)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (GEICT)

237 I REALLY want to hear if Huckabee plans on using Huckpack to float this guys campaign? I wish someone would ask him that question.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (zrpqj)

238 A decent, announced write-in candidate will see endorsements from a long list of folks, from conservative to RINO, if they present themselves as the Akins alternative:    Rush, Coulter, Hannity, Levin, Palin leading the list.  Akins has: Huckabee.   Time to move on from cursing the darkness and start lighting a candle in Missouri:  Write-in for Senate! No McCaskell//Akins!     

Posted by: Minuteman at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (D65Nc)

239 No way Akin would ever switch parties. His ego is tied up in his mission from God to smite sin everywhere, starting with baby killing commie sodomites. I've known this man for years and years, many pro-life fundraisers and been to his house many times too.

Posted by: Justamom at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (Sptt8)

240 Can Steelman or Brunning actually be placed on the ballot as his replacement? I know the sore loser law applies to them running third party, and almost certainly as write-ins, but if Akin does drop out they can be chosen as the replacement right?

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (GULKT)


Yes....if he drops out.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (X6akg)

241 This good-hearted Christian is being absolutely illegitimately raped by the party bosses, most notably the famous RINO Ace, best known for suggesting to George Bush Sr. that Reagan's plan was "voodoo economics"

Posted by: Huckabee at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (8HhF2)

242 Oh, and such a candidate would require exponentially larger amounts of money that wouldn't have been spent in MO to fight our own party's nominee in said three-way write-in race in a large state.

Money that should be spent elsewhere.  Like in one or two other close Senate races we could use to make up for losing this one.

So, unless Akin quits of his own accord before 9/25 your only options are to support him or abandon him.  Write-ins are delusional fantasies in this case.

Understand that abandoning him means you keep your purity but have less loyalty than the average Democrat. 

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 24, 2012 03:03 PM (dcoFe)

243 Americans just don't like smarmy, know-it-all politicians.  Smarmy.  There, I said it!

Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (X/+QT)

244 ace, did you get the enemies list I sent?
Please use your now public weirding powers of prognostication to make them all smited and sorry. There's a lottery number attached - it'd be very much appreciated if you could bend reality just a tad to get me a mid level prize like $50K. I'm willing to share.

Also could you make Akin lose the senate race with your 'predictions'? Because The RINO Establishment.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (xROTy)

245 akin went all john Roberts.

Posted by: willy at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (kUCQ4)

246

So, basically, it was the cops who shot all the bystanders?

 

Posted by: RokShox at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (r2y+f)

247 >>>I'm not blaming anything thing on "push back from the right" but at some point it's not helping if he's staying in the race, it's only hurting his chances at winning. When does it stop and should it be done in public? there continues to be an active campaign to get Ann Wagner to run as a write-in, if Akin refuses to withdraw.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (fxHyG)

248 Akin's trying to figure out how to get a million roofies into a million voters' drinks on Election Eve.

Posted by: nickless at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (MMC8r)

249 217 If you had to choose,Cubs WS or leaked nude pics of SP,which would you choose?

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (Ts9tU)

250 Ace, well at least you came clean. Takes a real man to do that. Luckily I am not a man so I am going to go right on blaming that moron Akin.

Posted by: Terrye at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (H9eRV)

251 Ace, Not that you do it for me but you should know. I love the fact that you have this blog. I love the fact that that you DESTROY liberal idiots on twitter. Really. I clench my little hands and yell hell yeah. You speak for me bro. BRING IT!

Posted by: Simpleton at August 24, 2012 03:04 PM (za3QZ)

252 226 Dr Spank,

we have got to punish the morons in our party and keep them from getting gain from powerplays.

Everybody misunderstands that the donks have forged a party unity so strong they all kill their own interests in the service of the enviro whacko neo communists.

If I wanted a party where you can be as batshit crazy as you want I would have volunteered on main street in Xenia instead of 3d street.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (LRFds)

253 No mero you know why I am a FiCon who was a Reaganite. Reagan was not a SoCon demi-god contrary to popular belief and SoCon issues never beat economic ones once. We have been shooting ourselves in the dick since 1992 on this junk. Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (LRFds) Why are you arguing with me? All I'm telling you to do is stop pulling the fucking trigger. But no, It's *always* the other guy who pulled the trigger. For everyone. Because, Stupid Party.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (qPTpn)

254 hahaha mensa....i've never met a smart person who belonged to mensa....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny & team armstrong at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (Ho2rs)

255 If ACE is so all powerful how come he never shows up in the top 10 most influential people in the World?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (j1gX1)

256 Speaking of Huckabee, I wonder if Chuck Norris has called on Akin to get out?

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (zrpqj)

257 "David 'Fat Albert' Frum: "Hey girl, HAAAAYYYYY! Hey! Hey!"

FIFY


Posted by: Mr_Write at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (CLkAH)

258 Ace (I presume to call you Ace), you know ABBA is Swedish....

Posted by: Thorvald at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (1V6Pv)

259 if akin drops out we can run anyone, including steelman and brunning. if he doesn't, and we have to mount a write-in, we can't run anyone who ran in the primary. Then we turn to an Ann Wagner or a Kit Bond.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (fxHyG)

260 you should try to pressure him to withdraw in favor of a better candidate

------


What would you recommend, Ace?  I've sent emails and letters to his campaign HQ, but I am not one of his constituents and I don't know if they are even reading these.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:05 PM (P6QsQ)

261 JParker: the guy's been in the House for a while. that'd be a pretty elaborate scheme

Not that kind of conspiracy!

John Anderson was a liberal as well much previous to 1980. He was paid off to run on the liberal party line in NY, knowing it would split the vote.

We already know Akin was a conservative, I'm questioning why he'd continue to run?

Despite knowing his campaign was financed indirectly by the democrats, despite the polling mischief, despite seeing the national media attention and it's effects on Romney/Ryan. Despite today's polling from Ras seeing him dropping. Despite the funding dying, despite everyone leaving him. Why?

Did he get a suitcase of money like John Anderson did in 1979/1980? I don't know, but Occam's Razor isn't so clear cut here.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (Wa+Fw)

262 I see Iowahawk is rubbing off on you Ace.
Excellent.

Posted by: ghost707 at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (yzFuV)

263 Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (LRFds)


It'd be nice if you'd stop painting social conservatives with such a broad brush.  You're starting to sound like a liberal.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (/YJYi)

264 Just like with Rick Perry -- the voters really didn't know he was going to open his mouth and throw up all over himself. Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (fxHyG) I still need medication since that "oops" incident. Fortunately, bourbon is still legal.

Posted by: theCork at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (0hpYU)

265 247 Ace,

all of need to use what sway we have bought or gotten over the years to encourage the party to that end, and we need to bear the damage come what may.

We need to try to beat Obama, but I fear SoCon is plotting to sit this one out or cross.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (LRFds)

266

244  you're doing it wrong maet

have ace pick all the numbers except for six of them

 

then play those six

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (Shrag)

267 >>>>So, unless Akin quits of his own accord before 9/25 your only options are to support him or abandon him. Write-ins are delusional fantasies in this case.

False dichotomy.  Nice try, though.  How much have you sent Akin?  Cause I sure hope you don't expect us folks with intelligence and common human sensitivity to support your retarded loser of a candidate.

Posted by: Popcorn at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (OOehk)

268 "Your a bad man.   You're a very bad man."

Posted by: Billy at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (T3Dw+)

269 * I like ABBA, I wonder if I should say that out-loud. Nah, I'll let it pass. *

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2012 03:06 PM (CrOSO)

270 Sorry to inform everyone, but Todd Akin is the only real Republican left in this country.

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 24, 2012 03:07 PM (6JMZR)

271 I've known this man for years and years, many pro-life fundraisers and been to his house many times too.

Does he leave his windows unlocked?

Posted by: The RINO Ninja at August 24, 2012 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

272 263 Adam.

It'd be nice if SoCons told their leadership to tell Huck to tell Akin to get the fuck out.

If Boehner had just called Barack the N bomb on TV I assure you I'd be telling the Ohio Gop to ditch him in 5 minutes.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:07 PM (LRFds)

273 #255: Wrong list.  Check the top 10 most influential ewoks list. He's #2 just behind Wicket.

Posted by: Mr_Write at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (CLkAH)

274 does it occur to you guys (Dr. Spank, etc.) that if Claire McCaskill is actively campainging for Akin to stay in, maybe we've got a fucking problem on our hands? She's fucking laughing like you. She pulled a miracle victory out of the jaws of certain defeat and you're JOINING her in plumping for her designated tomato-can.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (fxHyG)

275 Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 07:05 PM (P6QsQ) Rape Guy is a deluded fanatic, appealing to him will not work. We have to focus our anger on the Missouri Republican Party, who should be readying a write-in candidate but apparently are standing outside with their mouths open, looking up into the sky.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (azHfB)

276

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:59 PM (fxHyG)

 

Ace,

I agree.....it's not over yet.

 

The DNC Convention will be an in-your-face reminder of what Akin said.

Count on it.

They will not be able to resist.

 

Even someone as deluded and self-righteous as Akin is....will be able to see the damage he has done, and continues to do.

 

That is when party leaders need to go to Akin and do an intervention.

They will then be able to say....."Look at what you've done. Look at what you will continue to do, if you stay in this."

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (mtRB0)

277 ghost707:
>> I see Iowahawk is rubbing off on you Ace.

Ew.  Bad imagery, man.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (+Gtkw)

278 Reagan may not have gotten social conservative policies done in office (in any case outside of the specific issues it's not as though the President dictates the culture) but i would not play down that aspect of him. not to say they didn't like his economic policies but a lot of the Reagan Democrats' support for him was based in cultural conservatism, patriotism, etc. etc.

Posted by: JParker at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (8HhF2)

279 The thing is, you can't trust a politician's vow, any politician, that when they say something like "I'm staying in period" that they mean it. Tomorrow he could drop out, regardless of what he has said so far.
 
So this puts any potential write in candidate in a tough spot. I can see why no one has stepped forward so far.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2012 03:08 PM (cHZB7)

280 Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 06:59 PM (fxHyG)

I doubt very much that a write-in will be successful.

No offense, but that 30%-40% is bullshit.

This isn't Alaska, with a small population and a highly motivated core. This is a typical Midwestern/Southern state with a large number of low-interest voters whose ears suddenly perked up and decided that they are going to vote against the idiot.

The only chance is for Akin to be replaced by Spetember 25th with a strong candidate who can regain the support of the entire Republican party.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (2b4yb)

281 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (GULKT)

Yes....if he drops out.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2012 07:03 PM (X6akg)

 

Good, because there have been some idiots here talking like they couldn't do that if he dropped out.  Even after my multiple attempts at pointing out them replacing him was likely different than running third party. 

 

I swear, its like a bunch of people decided that its awesome to act like Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (GULKT)

282 I've known this man for years and years, many pro-life fundraisers and been to his house many times too.

Posted by: Justamom at August 24, 2012 07:03 PM (Sptt


---------


Was he perceived before this incident as an extreme candidate? 

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (P6QsQ)

283 It'd be nice if you'd stop painting social conservatives with such a broad brush. You're starting to sound like a liberal. Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 07:06 PM (/YJYi) Fighting your friends is much better than fighting your enemies, because you're more comfortable around them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (qPTpn)

284
213

Missouri does not have open primaries, you have to choose Republican or Democrat ballots. Its just that they force no one to prove they are registered to either party so you can walk in and pick whichever you want.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (MkgGw)

285

249  excellent question

if i choose Teh SARAH!!! pics i'll have a heart attack and die but die happy

if i choose da cubbies then it'll signal the end times and smod will kill us all

hmmmmmm

 

i choose da cubbies to win the world series

cause i'm a nuclear grade h8r

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (Shrag)

286 197 "I'm a Catholic--I know there are temporal consequences to stupidity. "

Mormons believe that too; we call it choice and accountability. You can make mistakes and be forgiven, yet you still have to be responsible for the ramifications of your actions and any fallout from them. But I won't paint all evangelicals under the stupidity brush that Akin wants to smear himself in; I'm sure many of them get that too.

Akin is legitimately raping the republican party, and since we don't have magic vajayjays we can shut down we have to sit back and take it. Oh well, lie back and think of Ryan. And the sweet tears of the Obamabots on election night when Obama loses in a landslide.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (8wqqE)

287 >>>What would you recommend, Ace? I've sent emails and letters to his campaign HQ, but I am not one of his constituents and I don't know if they are even reading these. send emails to Ann Wagner and Kit Bond and tell them you're with 'em. Remind them that their names are far simpler to spell than Lyssa Marzooski from alaska.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (fxHyG)

288 Despite what I feel about holding my nose and voting, I don't think it is a bad thing to keep up the pressure on Akin to get out. Until there are no other options.

Posted by: Darcy at August 24, 2012 03:09 PM (2+Sc2)

289

223

 

it's a club drug that you huff

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2012 03:10 PM (jm/9g)

290 Hammering on McCaskill won't really help.  Akin cannot win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2012 03:10 PM (CrOSO)

291 I've heard of Abba,... but it's been a long time.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 24, 2012 03:10 PM (Mrdk1)

292 This post is making my homophobic, racist tendencies act up.

Posted by: Havedash at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (ToMJU)

293 It'd be nice if SoCons told their leadership to tell Huck to tell Akin to get the fuck out.

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What is this "leadership" of which you speak?

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (P6QsQ)

294 Apparently he can drop out by September 25th with a court order "which the law says "shall be freely given" unless the election authority opposes the motion and shows good cause." Saw that at the WSJ.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (bb5Xq)

295 hey gnu-- >>>This isn't Alaska, with a small population and a highly motivated core. This is a typical Midwestern/Southern state with a large number of low-interest voters whose ears suddenly perked up and decided that they are going to vote against the idiot. you know how much of the primary vote Akin got? 36%. Of the primary vote. That is about 10% of the total population, if that, and don't count on all those voters to stick with him when there's a viable write-in. If Akin is held to single digits -- and he might be held to less; in fact, he'd drop out at some point -- we win.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (fxHyG)

296 Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 07:07 PM (LRFds)


It doesn't matter what anyone tells Huckabee, he's a fucking moron who cares more about getting his face out there so he can make money then he does about fixing the country.  Acting like a dick isn't going to change that

I always wondered why republicans were called the party of stupid but now I'm really beginning to understand why.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (/YJYi)

297 Let's face it, Romney would not be the candidate if Ace had not endorsed him. And Ryan's only VP because Ace hinted he favored him. The Ewok's power is scary awesome. Do not discount the power of pudding.

Posted by: theCork at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (0hpYU)

298 260 Mama Winger,

You've done what you can and when i wnet off it was at Dirty Old Man not you ma'am.  I don't know start pressuring the party to go write-in, or call and ask if anyone will even try?  I am not being a jerk do you understand why a lot of us feel we cannot reward Akin with backing?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (LRFds)

299 I doubt very much that a write-in will be successful. It's not just to beat McCaskill... Rape Guy is making sure that's not possible. But a write-in campaign is prophylactic against Rape Guy contaminating the rest of the party. Other Republicans have to be able to say, "I'm supporting Akin's opponent."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:11 PM (azHfB)

300 in case you guys don't know, withdrawing by September 25th is still permitted. it requires a judge's okay but the law makes it almost automatic.

Provided the departing candidate (i.e., the GOP) pays for ballot reprinting, that's the usual

You are assuming the choice is between mccaskill and akin. It's not, not yet. We can still get him to withdraw (and my sources say he is not quite as "in this until November" as he claims) and we can still mount a write-in.

This is an interesting twist because I can't imagine any sources are close enough who are not his family.  It's clear to me that he would rather just end this.  45 second press conferences?  Retreating to other states?  There are rumors that his wife is more intransigent than he is.

The only real leverage is his son.  It appears his son wants to go into politics.  That won't happen if he stays on the ballot and loses the seat.

Yes, a write-in is tough. But I figure we have a 30-40% chance of winning that way.

It also puts the Romney/Ryan ticket over the top.  With a write-in, we get GOP voter enthusiasm up instead of down.  If we want to win, Ann Wagner seems the way to go.  If it seems a fools errand, then Kit Bond would be a decent sacrificial lamb if Wagner didn't want to risk it. But she could be promised a job in a Romney administration.  I'm quite sure that there are long discussions, polls and focus groups that are deciding how to go on this.

BTW, if Akin does eventually pull out, the write-in candidate can be put in that slot.  It freezes out Steelman, but I think we have to assume Akin is in it. Now maybe having a write-in makes Akin more resolute, but we can't worry about his ego anymore.


Posted by: AmishDude at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (T0NGe)

301 send emails to Ann Wagner and Kit Bond and tell them you're with 'em. Remind them that their names are far simpler to spell than Lyssa Marzooski from alaska.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 07:09 PM (fxHyG)



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Consider it done.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (P6QsQ)

302

It'd be nice if you'd stop painting social conservatives with such a broad brush. You're starting to sound like a liberal.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 07:06 PM (/YJYi)

 

Some of the stuff being thrown around after Akin's foot bullet unfortunately reminds me of liberal unhingement.   Call it the downside to adopting Alinksy tactics.  

No Moron, you are teh Librul.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (oY6Yp)

303 let's put it another way -- 64% of the primary electorate voted for someone else. Do you think the non-primary-republican-leaners are going to stick with Akin when there's a winning candidate they can write in?

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:12 PM (fxHyG)

304 Ace if you have all this power how the fuck is Obama president?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (++kZl)

305 The thing that makes my head hurt is that Akin was a stealth 'tard--if I'm to believe what I'm hearing, there was no indication of this before now. I find that to be extremely unlikely, which is really making me wonder what's really going on here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, New Caprica Sanitation Department at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (x8wJs)

306 Tear them down, lest we become a party with leaders who think Guam might tip if we build a military mase on one end of the island.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (ZG8Ti)

307 He's not my candidate.  I don't live in MO.  If I did I would certainly vote for him over McCaskill. 

What I don't get is the endless dead-horse beating about one Senate seat.  I get that people don't like that he's made it exponentially harder to win this seat.  what I don't get is why people are acting like this is supposed to be some kind of cake-walk under any circumstances.

Either you want to win the Senate or you don't.  Not all of our candidates are going to be Daniel fuckin' Webster.  Most of them are going to be barely better than your average local insurance salesman.

Get over it.  Either support the guy or don't but stop feeding the fire.  And stop waiting for a magic prince on a white unicorn to replace him.  that kind of shit is what Dems do.  And at least the Dems stay loyal to their fuck-ups. 

They understand how to win power.  Hang together or hang separately, I believe someone once said.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (dcoFe)

308 Fighting your friends is much better than fighting your enemies, because you're more comfortable around them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 24, 2012 07:09 PM (qPTpn)


All while the democrats point and laugh.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (/YJYi)

309 First of all, a self-fulfilling prophecy is a real thing. As is a self-fulfilling crisis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_crisis (the article is about financial crises) Second of all: "In this failing I join noted RINOs and suspected homosexuals Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter. I am ashamed to note I will be joining them later for a party with the themes of Cross Dressing, ABBA, and Amyl Nitrite. I must continue to fail you, Ace" A) DADT. B) If we had an "intellectual elite" worth a damn, would we be where we are? C) Appeals to authority are fallacious. There are plenty of other fallacies out there as well. I suggest you refrain from engaging in any of them.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (5e6JG)

310 it's a club drug that you huff And if you huff it while watching Pr0n and polishing Flipper, it feels like you are actually in the Pr0n! Or, so Andrew Sullivan and Anthony Weiner tell me.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (azHfB)

311 274 does it occur to you guys (Dr. Spank, etc.) that if Claire McCaskill is actively campainging for Akin to stay in, maybe we've got a fucking problem on our hands?
--ace


Why yes it did. You're point?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 03:13 PM (bb5Xq)

312 "Faggy Notions" -- the stylings of Mr. Ace O' Spades

Posted by: Hurricane Isaac at August 24, 2012 03:14 PM (w062R)

313
Some of the stuff being thrown around after Akin's foot bullet unfortunately reminds me of liberal unhingement. Call it the downside to adopting Alinksy tactics.
No Moron, you are teh Librul.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 07:12 PM (oY6Yp)


I'm the liberal?

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:14 PM (/YJYi)

314 >> I doubt very much that a write-in will be successful.

I fear you're right.  If he stays in, we're probably gonna lose that seat to a corrupt big government tool.

That's why the pressure for him to drop out needs to be relentless.  And not just against him; against his staffers, against Mike Huckabee, etc.  Every one of them needs to become radioactive.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 03:14 PM (+Gtkw)

315 296 Adam,

That is exactly correct.  This is a power play by one small part of the socon wing.  I do understand this, but dear lord when SoCons keep saying "well he won't quit you have to back him....well he won't quit" we're gonna wind up being held hostage by everyone of these egotistical dorks.  Sooner or later we'll have a legitimate hategroup stealth guy come out and then what?

I can't allow Huck to get more power this way and be a long term part of this party, because I would NEVER do this had the SoCons won.

I was a Perry guy for much of the year, but I didn't go suicide bomber because that is what votes are for.

Akin is asking everyone to pretend he'd still be the nominee had he detonated his vest 3 weeks back.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (LRFds)

316 Gee willakers,
   What are the "temporal consequences" for a Republican supporting state-run health care?
Chuck (I now declare myself winner of 7 Tours de France) Gigantic Johnson

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (Rk02y)

317 197 "I'm a Catholic--I know there are temporal consequences to stupidity. " I love that. My previous favorite saying was "Sin makes you stupid."... a variant on "Sin weakens the will and darkens the intellect".

Posted by: theCork at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (0hpYU)

318


Just like with Rick Perry -- the voters really didn't know he was going to open his mouth and throw up all over himself.

 

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 07:01 PM (fxHyG)

 

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Proof....that having back surgery, then jumping into a Presidential Race while on pain killers.....is a bad idea.

The Rick Perry that showed up....was not the Rick Perry that I have been seeing for years.

 

I still think that his wife had something to do with pushing him to run, poor guy....and he will never admit it.

A guy like him never would.

Posted by: wheatie at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (mtRB0)

319 CharlieBrownsDildo said: This isn't Alaska, with a small population and a highly motivated core.

Agreed.

Any success must go through removing Akin from the Republican slot. His refusal to is real fucking with my Bayesian calculator in my mind -- I see no logical reason.

Even narcissism has it's bounds when it's confronted with ubiquitous social recognition of guilt. You can deal with the shame of your actions, you use it to cover up the guilt -- but seeing the national effects of what you've done on your party, the Romney/Ryan ticket, your family... that's strait up guilt.

Which is why something doesn't compute.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (Wa+Fw)

320 Ace, you're railing against 4 'tards, one of which is the candidate. Isn't there something more productive to be done rather than shouting to the world, "The water was cold. There was shrinkage!"

Posted by: Cantstandya at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (mxnUd)

321

It'd be nice if SoCons told their leadership to tell Huck to tell Akin to get the fuck out.

 

Sven, please provide the e-mail/mailing address of the SoCon Supreme Leader and "we" will get on that.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:15 PM (oY6Yp)

322

Ace destroyed the Robert Taft candidacy in the '50s, voted for JFK in 1960, tried to sell us out to the infamous divorcee Nelson Rockefeller in 1964, said Reagan was "too extreme" in 1976 and from the '80s on teamed up with David Brooks to encourage "a different kind of conservatism." So it's not surprising he would turn on such a sterling, consistent man of the Right, who is clearly destined to be our next President.

Posted by: The Soul of Barry Goldwater at August 24, 2012 03:16 PM (8HhF2)

323 Todd Akin is a stuttering clusterf*ck and soon to be a miserable failure.

iow, he's a SCASTBAMF.  fuck him sideways with a tankers bar wrapped with three rolls of concertina wire and heated white hot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2012 03:16 PM (8MasJ)

324 Put another way, if you want Akin to stay in, you're siding with Ed Schultz, Martin Bashir, and Larry O'Donnell. Welcome to the short bus. Let me help you with your helmet.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (azHfB)

325 So, basically, it was the cops who shot all the bystanders?

Posted by: RokShox at August 24, 2012 07:04 PM (r2y+f)

 

 

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I imagine Bloomy  is going to have to ban guns on cops.  Or if they carry them, they only get one bullet.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (Db8f9)

326 Chuck (I now declare myself winner of 7 Tours de France) Gigantic Johnson

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okay that there made me lol

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

327 If ACE is so all powerful how come he never shows up in the top 10 most influential people in the World?

He influences them not to vote for him.  He's that influential.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (kqqGm)

328

' You are assuming the choice is between mccaskill and akin. It's not, not yet. We can still get him to withdraw (and my sources say he is not quite as "in this until November" as he claims) and we can still mount a write-in. '

 

See?  Ace  intends  to  use  his  powers  for  good!

 

[But seriously, folks: Yeah, I gotta believe the guy is not as "in" as he pretends, and the sooner he goes, the better.]

Posted by: Optimizer at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (As94z)

329

Mike Huckabee is a not a social conservative.  He is a Christian Socialist.

 

Todd Akin is not a social conservative.  He is a social idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (GULKT)

330 2) Are these the recriminations you spoke of? (please please please)



These would be the recriminations.  Hopefully, all will proceed as foreseen.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - Feel the burn! at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (Gk3SS)

331 This isn't Alaska, with a small population and a highly motivated core.

Beyond that, Alaska is more red than Missouri and the person running as a write-in was an incumbent.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (wMUiZ)

332 I'm the liberal?

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 07:14 PM (/YJYi)

 

No, no no.   Just making an obscure reference to a dumb Doom fanfic where the hero becomes that which he fights.   (And then he was a zombie.)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:17 PM (oY6Yp)

333 Ace made Hans shoot first.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (HiKk0)

334 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 07:17 PM (oY6Yp)


Just checking.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (/YJYi)

335 I think the best choice, if we're going to do a write-in, would have to be someone with significant name recognition, which would not be Ann Wagner.  Aside from the fact that Wagner is going to win a House seat that we don't want to give away either, I think the best choice would be one of the ex-Senators, with the "best" of them being Jack Danforth.

Why Danforth?  Well, he is  way more "moderate" than a lot of us would like, but he's still a "senior statesman" in the state.  Moreso than Ashcroft or Bond or certainly Talent. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (2pG7H)

336 What you should be apologizing for is being a long-time Republican Party hack who covered their butts while forwarded Progressivism at home and abroad.

Posted by: Don't care at August 24, 2012 03:18 PM (xZZ5K)

337 I don't care if your name is Todd Akin,
get the fuck out of the race...

/awesome guitar solo here


Posted by: Cheap Trick, at a county fair near you at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (8MasJ)

338 333 Ace made Hans shoot first.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 24, 2012 07:18 PM (HiKk0)


What I want to know is who made douche bag Lucas change it.

Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (/YJYi)

339

Instead of tooling on social conservatives, the hate needs to flow at the two people who are causing this ruckus, Todd Akin and Mike Huckabee.

 

Huckabee should be banned from the GOP and any event put on by the GOP for fucking life, same with this Akin scrunt.

 

Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (VrVBw)

340 Would "Anne Wagner" count as close enough spelling? ----- Thing is that even if Akin gets withing striking distance, Claire M. can easily raise big time money from dems across the country to hold him off. There is close to zero chance he wins this race.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (zrpqj)

341 Empire of Jeff is also a gift from God.

Posted by: Simpleton at August 24, 2012 03:19 PM (za3QZ)

342 It'd be nice if SoCons told their leadership to tell Huck to tell Akin to get the fuck out

Here's what's going to be interesting:  I think there's a decent chance Huckabee gets booed at the convention over this.  I wonder how that goes over.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (wMUiZ)

343 These would be the recriminations. Hopefully, all will proceed as foreseen. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 - Feel the burn! at August 24, 2012 07:17 PM (Gk3SS) Thank the good Lord and a grinding Kate Upton

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (GEICT)

344 Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 07:11 PM (fxHyG)

I understand that Akin's support was marginal, but this was a primary. The general pulls many more voters, most of whom will not write in, no matter what.

[Gnu? Insult? Greeting? I have no idea!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (2b4yb)

345 Ace is holding the chicken down while Akin rapes it?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (Ov3wD)

346

 

 

Ace,

 

 I take it, then, that, as an act of penance and contrition, that, among other things and in addition to the usual acts of self-effacement, you have donned a hair shirt.

 

 Could you, perhaps, be troubled to, and would you mind terribly, having said shirt be painted a suitable colour, that all passer-by may know that you are in fact performing penance, and not merely going about au natural (or at least topless)?

 

 As always, I remain,

 

 Your obediant servant,

 

 - A

Posted by: Arbalest at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (YU266)

347 "In this failing I join noted evangelicals Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter."

FIFY

Chuck (I now declare myself winner of 7 Tours de France) Gigantic Johnson

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (Rk02y)

348

"327
If ACE is so all powerful how come he never shows up in the top 10 most influential people in the World?: "

 

I feel I can answer this.  Back in college there was a list (by Playboy, or somebody) of the top schools for drinking.  My own school was was described as "too professional to be rated".

 

So I assume it's something like that.

Posted by: Optimizer at August 24, 2012 03:20 PM (As94z)

349 302 CM,

A SoCon decided that because I like winning elections, and that because winning elections requires compromise, and that because Akin even when expressed the best it can be carries a 20% position I was a "pro-choice" sellout.

Fred zepplin who was on earlier when I shouted Hi at him was there when my wife lost three births to miscarirage, and the charmer who said I favored the baby butchers mocked me.

This SoCon as the poor, poor put upon wing not throwing heat is not exactly so true.  Since the type of cowboy who was throwing around "you like baby murder" has largely gotten their way as of now the FiCons look mean.

I'm a tweener who tries to play the odds, and the only thing I am firm on is I hate "stupidcon" and Todd ain't SoCon he is StupidCon.

Huck after idiotically aiding claire whether by "luck" or design is having a great time screwing the moderates in our party, and trying to gain us the loss.

Huck is just EvilCon

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:21 PM (LRFds)

350 I'm not arguing that Akin should stay in.  I'd like him to have quit three days ago.

I'm arguing that if he does stay in, either support his ass or shut the fuck up about him and move on.

Write-ins in this circumstance would be a waste of bloody time and precious money that could be used in other seats.

Honestly, if he doesn't quit before the end of the Dem convention it will be time to let it go.  I secretly hope he quits at 10 am on the morning of the Dem convention's first day, after they have centered their entire pitch on him. 

That would be schadenfreude-alicious.

Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 24, 2012 03:21 PM (dcoFe)

351 A lot of people would spell Jack's name as "Danfourth". Not ideal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2012 03:22 PM (zrpqj)

352 342 AD,

I'd really rather know what the meeting Todd had in FLA after he chatted with God at Buckeye stadium to not be able to quit was about.

If they are gonna screw us I'd like to know.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:22 PM (LRFds)

353 #191/#234...winnah! And just an excellent piece of analysis...I've disliked the Huckmeister for years and I think I've just added another reason...thanks!

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at August 24, 2012 03:22 PM (uYXYP)

354 can we talk about something else....i'm achin' for a new thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl, team dagny & team armstrong at August 24, 2012 03:22 PM (Ho2rs)

355

What I want to know is who made douche bag Lucas change it.

 
Posted by: Adam at August 24, 2012 07:19 PM (/YJYi)


Why Ace of course.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at August 24, 2012 03:23 PM (HiKk0)

356

Ok, Ace, this is the way to handle the Akin Problem, and it should start with Scot Brown the next time he gets asked a question regarding this.

 

Journo:  "Senator Brown, what do you make of Akin's .....blah, blah, blah......"

 

Senator Brown:  "Well, I think that Congresman Akin is taking a play out of President Obama's and the Democratic Party's play book.  Believe in and advocate for something that just isn't true.

 

"As unfortunate and sensitive this is to say, it is my utter conviction that women can conceive due to rape.  Akin is wrong and practically all of us know it.  His stance is proved wrong by the evidence before our eyes...and unfortunately, this applies to our economy and position in the world as well.

 

President Obama advocates and signs into law policies and proceedures that limit small business, and large business too.  The evidence is right before our eyes.  There are 3.2 million fewer people working than there were in 2009.  We all know it.  But like Akin, Obama refuses to recognize that his policies result in the opposite of what he advocates.

 

And the only difference here between those positions right now, is how the press covers it.  Every day I hear segments on the radio about how our economy is doing better........"

 

I could go on and on Ace, but do you see my point?   If you deconstruct it, Obama is the same as Akin, except Obama has a whole bunch of people cheering for him   And at some point, they have to ask themselves, are they better off under Obama, and do they think they are going to be? 

 

 

Posted by: Jack at August 24, 2012 03:23 PM (wUFaM)

357 The nastiness of Mike Huckabee has been obvious for years.

Democrat-like, some conservatives refuse to see it, because he's supposedly on "our" side, whatever that means.

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 03:23 PM (+Gtkw)

358 Ace,

<<I must continue to fail you>>

The consistency is appreciated. And the ABBA themed party sounds fun! But be careful which faggy notions you hold on to.

As for Akin...

...there is no defense. NONE. What he said in that interview belied an ignorant misogyny that should not be tolerated by anyone, and certainly should not be voted for.

I don't give a shit what his "conservative credentials" are.

And as for those whiny cunts that cry "double standard" they are dead fucking wrong.

There is no double standard.

Only standards.

We have them. The Left does not.

We need to live by our standards, not cry "no fair" just because they get to cheat all the time.

Principles and ideology.

Fuck the Left. Fuck Akin. And if those of you reading this actually STILL support Akin then fuck you too. 

Posted by: Sgt. York at August 24, 2012 03:24 PM (Q+6UT)

359

I'm too drunk to post anything non-offensive.  So, I'll just stop her

Posted by: QZY at August 24, 2012 03:24 PM (QBN0C)

360 I just looked this up -- Lisa Madcowski announced her write in bid on Sept. 17th. So there is still plenty of time from the standpoint of her success (which was pretty much unprecedented I must admit).

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2012 03:25 PM (cHZB7)

361 I secretly hope he quits at 10 am on the morning of the Dem convention's first day, after they have centered their entire pitch on him.

That would be schadenfreude-alicious.


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Ohhhhh that gave me chills.  That would be awesome.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:26 PM (P6QsQ)

362 Detective Munch, if Coulter and Malkin are found scissoring together, can either of them get pregnant? 

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 24, 2012 03:26 PM (mV8sg)

363 Testify!  The key to Rethuglican victory is to put Bible thumpers in their place, which I believe is Rio Linda, California

Chuck (I now declare winner of 7 Tours de France) Gigantic Johnson

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:26 PM (Rk02y)

364 321 CM,

Really?

You have no idea who leads the wing of the party you are in, and you have no contacts in said party?

The leader of my wing of the GOP back in the day was Phil Gramm, I wrote him my first letter when I was 12.  In a crisis like this, I'd at least contact his office or send him my thoughts.  Phill saw a lot of this coming WRT finances.

When has the "Phill Gramm wing" won any power as a BIG DEAL?

I know who my county boss is, and I can get in touch with my state boss.  Had to last month to see if anyone needed money bombed anyway.  Then went home and triple checked our registration.

None of it matters towards Huck or Todd inasmuch as in MO pressure and pressure to other SoCons does.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:26 PM (LRFds)

365 362 Detective Munch, ifCoulter and Malkin are found scissoring together, can either of them get pregnant? Only one way to find out...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:27 PM (GEICT)

366 361 mama winger,

yeah hell I hope he is in on some plan and not just a timebomb....

I do know he is making the national party look retarded.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:27 PM (LRFds)

367 A lot of the damage is done, but he's hurt chances in the general by repulsing moderates, especially women who got suckered by Obama last time, already made a little uneasy by the innaccurate ads about Romney's position on the subject, and cast Ryan's into highlight, and attached Akins stupidity to it. Support from the GOP is a bad idea, because the only thing worse than losing his vote is losing lots more, and the presidency, too. He's cost us already, and it can always get worse.

Posted by: Sarahw at August 24, 2012 03:27 PM (LYwCh)

368 To summarize: Akins is in the toaster and he pushed the handle down himself. It's simply a question of how crispy he'll be when his time is up. "Lightly singed" is out of the question; he's going for full-blown "charcoal briquette". Can we move on to more productive matters? (Full disclosure: I earned my chops two years ago when we in Delaware foisted both Joey Choo-Choo and Christine "Not a Witch" O'Donnell upon all y'all.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 24, 2012 03:28 PM (gznAu)

369 361 -

More likely, he'd call a new conference, as he did today, to tell everyone he's still in.

In fact, I hear Akin turned down an invitation to go to that meeting of Obama and the 5 NBA players because he didn't like the idea of being the 6th most interesting person  in the room. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:29 PM (2pG7H)

370 Praise Obama that we live in a country where I can support 9-month abortions and California luvs me for it.

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at August 24, 2012 03:29 PM (8HhF2)

371

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 07:21 PM (LRFds)

 

 Sven, I get that you are invested in winning and all - but none of what you said magicks up a SoCon Supreme Leader to make Socons a monolithic block that can be ordered around in a top-down manner.  

 

The only group with that level of homogenity is the Obamabot horde, who aren't worthy of emulation.   (What with the whole communistic collectivist groupthink bent.)  

 

Passion matters, but hysterics isn't going to make things better.   If you're not in MO, there's little you can do personally to fix this - so chill out. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:29 PM (oY6Yp)

372 Cassandra! Is that you?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 24, 2012 03:29 PM (FV/9i)

373 Your apology reminds me of the paste my asshole makes on a hot day.

Posted by: Flex Crush at August 24, 2012 03:29 PM (rn2Ru)

374 One idea for Mr. Akin to salvage his campaign: deflect the "war on women" accusation by advocating for rape treatment education. Women who are raped and who seek medical attention immediately help police collect evidence to catch and convict their rapist and greatly increase their chance of avoiding pregnancy, if not conception, and thus making abortion unnecessary. Yes, his comment was phenomenally stupid, and he hasn't shown any signs of trying to redeem himself on that score, but hope springs eternal (not for you, Ace, I know.)

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 24, 2012 03:30 PM (takeD)

375 Ace, just have a press conference and admit you are the supreme leader of the Stonecutters, who rules all the light touches, and put to rest what the rest of us already know. Have a good lodge meeting at the convention; we expect Prince Harry level of pics from you, nothing less will satisfy the 'ettes.

"I'm sorry. I serve the party and the cause so poorly, and not Manfully and With Great Principle like so many others."

And, btw, the new standard of manliness for Republicans is now Ryanman. Guns/grin of steel, fires a crossbow, and an intellect that cuts glass? Who can compare to that?

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2012 03:30 PM (8wqqE)

376 The Paul Ryan interview that has the libs/dems tweeting, fbing, emailing, ferociously: http://tinyurl.com/9dkwyn7

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 03:30 PM (oZfic)

377 I just looked this up -- Lisa Madcowski announced her write in bid on Sept. 17th. So there is still plenty of time from the standpoint of her success (which was pretty much unprecedented I must admit).

In 2008, Missouri went 49.29% to 49.44% for McCain.  Alaska went 59% to 38% for him.  It's a much redder state, so there was more of a Republican vote to split, so it was more tenable to run there as a write in candidate.  Plus, Murkowski was an incumbent.

At minimum, you need someone with serious street cred (Kit Bond, John Danforth) and even then it would be a stretch.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 03:30 PM (wMUiZ)

378 Bingley!

Posted by: Darcy at August 24, 2012 03:31 PM (2+Sc2)

379 And now the troll is here. Sweet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at August 24, 2012 03:31 PM (GEICT)

380 Ace, Christine O'Donnell thinks Akin is a horrible candidate.  She at least had the excuse of relative inexperience, a Single-A player called up to the bigs before she was ready to hit major-league pitching.  Crap on a stick, Akin's been in the US Congress for twelve effing years.  He's got absolutely no excuse for being this completely and utterly tone-deaf.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:31 PM (o9JlE)

381 Now wait just one dang minute. Your Kansas City Royals are only 4 or 5 starting pitchers from having a division winner.

Posted by: teej at August 24, 2012 03:31 PM (erYRT)

382 A write-in will never work, either he drops out or we support him, those are the options.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2012 03:31 PM (bb5Xq)

383 Well I've had enough of this douchebag. I'm going to my happy place. Romney is in great shape, the Senate is still very much in reach and the House is a lock. The RNC is next week and it will be 4 glorious days of kicking the every loving shit out of Obama on national teevee. Then its a week of vacation followed by two weeks in Europe where large amounts of beer will be consumed before the final push. And I absolutely believe we are going to win big in November. So we lose MO. Would have liked to have it but its gone now. Eyes on the prize.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2012 03:32 PM (TMB3S)

384 358 -

In addition to all that, what he  essentially said was, he couldn't figure out a  way to justify the rape exception, so he invented a magic trick that made the rape exception obsolete. 

He  may have done more damage to the pro-life movement than any Democrat  could dream of doing.   

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:32 PM (2pG7H)

385 >>>This is a power play by one small part of the socon wing. I do understand this, but dear lord when SoCons keep saying "well he won't quit you have to back him....well he won't quit" we're gonna wind up being held hostage by everyone of these egotistical dorks. Sooner or later we'll have a legitimate hategroup stealth guy come out and then what? I don't hear it's the "socon wing." I hear the socons in Tampa were not supportive. Except for a couple of dummies. It's more just as I described: The people who owe their livings to, or stake their egos on, their capacity for fighting over stupid things.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2012 03:32 PM (fxHyG)

386 LizLem:
>> And, btw, the new standard of manliness for Republicans is now Ryanman. Guns/grin of steel, fires a crossbow, and an intellect that cuts glass? Who can compare to that?

Well, I don't wanna brag...

Posted by: Joe Biden, pumpin' iron at August 24, 2012 03:33 PM (+Gtkw)

387 384 -

Being AGAINST the rape exception, I meant.  Stupid me and my not self-editing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:33 PM (2pG7H)

388 Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Posted by: Invictos at August 24, 2012 03:33 PM (OQpzc)

389 And is an epic non-apology Ace; on a scale of one to ten you get 8 Andy Levys.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2012 03:34 PM (8wqqE)

390 371 CM,

I just got told by a MO Ozarks Bible Thumper that I *had* to reward this guy or they would happily hand over MO to Obama.

and I hate feeling the need to use that language to get my point across.

This is not "hysterics" this will alter national turnout models unless wonder boy the chosen one is isolated and kept from being MSNBC's prop.

I know who to get in touch with on military matters, financial legislation matters, and on social matters.

What I don't know how to do is get Spielberg to send a "message" to this idiot or contain the damage.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:34 PM (LRFds)

391

Maybe Bond although I don't know if he wants the job.  And Danforth ain't happening.  These days, he's a lot closer to Claire than he is to any conservative.  Plus he's a priest in the Episcopal Organization so his weird religion makes him unelectable.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:34 PM (o9JlE)

392

You have no idea who leads the wing of the party you are in, and you have no contacts in said party?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 07:26 PM (LRFds)

 

Apologies.  I failed to register myself to the National SoCon Registry upon becoming one.   Do you know where the nearest office is?   Are there any dues?    When can I expect marching orders? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:34 PM (sGtp+)

393 >>>362 Detective Munch, ifCoulter and Malkin are found scissoring together, can either of them get pregnant? Posted by: Darth Randall at August 24, 2012 07:26 PM (mV8sg) Absolutely. However, the fruit of their loins will only be RINO Ladyboys.

Posted by: Hurricane Isaac at August 24, 2012 03:35 PM (w062R)

394 385 Ace,

That's good to hear you are more connected nationally than I am through your "rolodex" I'd wager.

As long as we don't lose 10-20% of our caucus I'd just say ignore him.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:35 PM (LRFds)

395 And just so you know, right now, this conservative Christian can't see himself pulling the lever for Todd.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at August 24, 2012 03:36 PM (o9JlE)

396 So when is the write-in candidate announcing, because if it is the right person they will have million over night.

Posted by: TJexcite at August 24, 2012 03:36 PM (PNDql)

397 392 CM,

Really?  Look I get it you "care' and are a "so-con" but as a FiCon I am part of the Club for Growth wing I am not being snarky please believe me, I have stepped WAY back since my peak "service" to the party but you are not a member of the CC?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:37 PM (LRFds)

398

Um, ace? If you have a heart, warn us that Obama is going to lose because (fill in the blank and just make it quick).

;;;;;

 

We'll even be OK with it if you cause the loss. Pinky swear.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 24, 2012 03:37 PM (1Y+hH)

399 Danforth ain't happening. These days, he's a lot closer to Claire than he is to any conservative.

------


Really?  That's too bad.  I always liked him.  Didn't he help officiate as priest at Reagan's funeral?  And if I recall correctly, he was also the Senator that pushed for the nomination of Clarence Thomas, who attended his Bible studies.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:37 PM (P6QsQ)

400 What gets me, is that people like Sven seem to think that the New England Republican model is a winner, and the Southern Republican model is a loser. Electoral Reality says, "Meh, not so much."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 24, 2012 03:38 PM (azHfB)

401 395 CJ,

How could you, personally I am pro-life as all get out.  Even if I accepted his clarification on that matter which I am sympathetic his idiocy at chasing that particular media car is not something I want at the senate level.  Were this in Ohio I'd sit out if he could not be moved.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:38 PM (LRFds)

402

I just got told by a MO Ozarks Bible Thumper that I *had* to reward this guy or they would happily hand over MO to Obama.

 

Well, then direct your ire at that MO Bible Thumper who singlehandedly destermines the MO vote.   But that MO Bible Thumper is hardly the SoCon wing. 

But what do I know?   Apparently I missed joining the vast SoCon hiearchy where everyone answers to *someone*, so I clearly have no say in things.    So ignore me, and pay more attention to MO BT guy.   Or maybe you can ignore him as well.   It's an Internet Opinion.  It's not really that important. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:38 PM (oY6Yp)

403 Sven -

with all due respect, I think you have some misconceptions on Social Conservatives,  thinking that we all network together or are part of some centralized coalition.   You seem to think there are specific groups we belong to.  Not true.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:40 PM (P6QsQ)

404 391 -

Eh, I'm pretty sure he's always been a minister,  but I'm assuming you were joking about that part.

Anyway  yeah, Danforth might deserve the RINO label, but he was one of the Fab Four exes who urged Akin to get out. 

Maybe Bond is a better choice (and yeah, his name is easier to spell).  Or Talent, but Talent has the stank of losing to Claire in the first place, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:41 PM (2pG7H)

405 400 GoY,

No GoY, I am a Southern Conservative at heart.  The National Model we need for a majority and to win Presidential politics requires some deference  to other regional coalitions though.  If things go really bad I am going to Texas friend.

I love Texas as much as Ohio these days, my wife took the assignment here in Indiana to decide whether we are going home when her service is up.

I suspect the answer is "no".

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:41 PM (LRFds)

406 18 I would rather suck Ace's cock than support that idiot in MO.<<<<<

I wouldn't. If those are my choices, I'm sending Akin a check. Homo.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 24, 2012 06:35 PM (JDIKC)


You are just jealous.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 24, 2012 03:41 PM (ovpNn)

407 At this point, I'm thinking that the only way Obama could win is if Paul Ryan screws up disastrously, and I think that's very unlikely.  (The look on Mitt Romney's face would be pretty funny, though.)

The real challenge is what happens next; it's gonna be difficult and painful, and half the GOP will be undermining us the whole way.  Pork, pork, pork...

Posted by: sandy burger at August 24, 2012 03:41 PM (+Gtkw)

408 I thought I heard on FBN a couple of days ago that the MO guys, Talent, Bond, Danforth, and Ashcroft have already said they won't run.



Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2012 03:41 PM (X6akg)

409 This post was stupid, and not only stupid, but hurtful to the cause. Normally I might ignore that, but not this year. It's just too vital to the history of the country. Remember, after 2012 the Mayan calendar ends and we lose our ability to make laws and destroy bad programs. It's our last shot. Ace, don't let your ego get in the way of total domination by the RNC. I call on you to do the honorable thing, and surrender this blog. From now on only post what Romney tells you to.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at August 24, 2012 03:42 PM (3GtyG)

410 399 -

Correct on both counts, but I believe Danforth has been away from politics a bit too long,  and he was fairly vocal about being against the Iraq war, I believe.  Or he said some positive things about Obamacare.  I don't remember. 

He's pretty soft these days, whatever the case,  but I still think he considers himself to be a loyal Republican. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2012 03:43 PM (2pG7H)

411 403 Mama Winger,

I don't think you guys are a unimind there are formal SoCon coalition groups.

If the SoCon movement in Missouri are not organized at all how do you exert your political will as a group and why is he so confident then?

Not snark I am curious I am ignorant of the realities on the ground in MO, I have a few contacts at Fort Leonard Wood but it is not the same as making contacts and observing.

Thanks for the reply.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:43 PM (LRFds)

412

397 392 CM,

Really? Look I get it you "care' and are a "so-con" but as a FiCon I am part of the Club for Growth wing I am not being snarky please believe me, I have stepped WAY back since my peak "service" to the party but you are not a member of the CC?

 

The only meaning I can think of for CC is "Concerned Conservatives".   Nope, not part of that. 

Have you noticed that the SoCon wing is populated by Catholics and Protestents and Mormons?   If they're not even monolithic in theology, what makes you think they have a single hiearchy for politics?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:44 PM (sGtp+)

413 Someone needs to invent some Rape 'n Akin Icecream

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka Wright at August 24, 2012 03:44 PM (ovpNn)

414

I see no reason Akin should be in the Senate.  He is not representive of the Republican Party.  He is vile.  Why would any Republican want that kind of man to be the Republican Senator from MO?

It is better not to have anyone of that ilk in the Senate.  Let the moral reprobates represent the Democrats. 

We need good people, not people like Akin.

Posted by: petunia at August 24, 2012 03:45 PM (hgrmi)

415 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Not ABBA!

Posted by: Trialdog at August 24, 2012 03:45 PM (39Pn8)

416 Ye gods, I loathe these SoCon Bubbas following the Pied Piper of Huckabee to their doom. It's COD all over again.

Posted by: TooCon at August 24, 2012 03:46 PM (W7oRI)

417 412 CM,

No Christian Coalition, you know what...never mind.

I get it I am supposed to defer order and the idea anyone has any influence in that wing and instead things like the meeting in Florida "just happen".

I stand corrected thanks.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:46 PM (LRFds)

418


If the SoCon movement in Missouri are not organized at all how do you exert your political will as a group and why is he so confident then?

 

Are you speaking right now as an official representative of FisCons?   Official liasion to AoS?   No?   Then chances are, no one speaking here is an official rep of SoCons, national or MO or wherever.  

 

We're not the Air Force or the Army or Navy here.  Sometimes, there is no real hiearchy.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:47 PM (oY6Yp)

419 You got to admit, Todd Akin's undertaker makes him seem so life-like.

Posted by: I'd still vote for Akin over McCaskell at August 24, 2012 03:48 PM (DJC3E)

420 maybe you should all carefully listen to what Paul ryan said in that interview. To his credit he didn't throw his beliefs under a bus to win the election. He handled that question beautifully. The libs/dems are too rabid to hear what he actually said...maybe soone will take pity on them and translate.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 03:48 PM (oZfic)

421

Danforth ain't happening. These days, he's a lot closer to Claire than he is to any conservative.

 

Danforth was always fairly moderate, but if your choice is between him and McCaskill, I say bite the bullet and don't even think twice about it.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 03:48 PM (wMUiZ)

422 418 CM,

Understood, and I am not a member of the Club for Growth.

Copy, thank you out.


Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:49 PM (LRFds)

423 Seeing people try to defend Akins jack-off idiocy is a sight to behold at least. Seeing a Senate seat we were going to win wasted on that idiot kinda hurts though.

Posted by: Kelgair at August 24, 2012 03:49 PM (85l4A)

424

I get it I am supposed to defer order and the idea anyone has any influence in that wing and instead things like the meeting in Florida "just happen".

 

Influence does not imply the level of authority that you can just order Huckabee or Akin around, or that SoCons lingering around this blog can do so if they just really want to.    

 

Yes, by all means use the influence you have to get the results you want.   Venting at Internet peoples in a blog comment area, however, only serves as catharsis.   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 24, 2012 03:50 PM (sGtp+)

425 423 Jelgair,

They got their "take the beach" mode on for certain, but there is nothing we can do so I am gonna eat the nice pizza my wife just cooked and whistle dixie.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:51 PM (LRFds)

426 It's not even worth lurking anymore. Huhh...sigh.

Posted by: push back from the table at August 24, 2012 03:51 PM (D7lJF)

427 how do you exert your political will as a group

-------

From my experience, it comes from an internal source rather than an external group.  The faith-based community that votes socially conservative holds some core beliefs in common and tends to vote consistently according to those beliefs.  Not because an organization advises them to do so, but because the way we vote is the way we live: with an eye on being a responsible citizen that puts God first, family second, and country third.  There are choices that flow out of those priorities, and our votes reflect that.  No one has to tell us how to vote - they don't preach it from the pulpit.  It is just an extension of how we live .

I've never taken instruction from a church or group or coalition. And yet all the people in my life who follow the same set of beliefs as I do, tend to all vote the same way because conservatism at its root represents a constructive way to live, and the freedom of conscience that allows us to believe as we wish.

What I guess I am trying to say is that our core beliefs match up with traditional conservatism so it's easy to vote that way as a so-con.

Posted by: mama winger in Paul Ryan's district at August 24, 2012 03:52 PM (P6QsQ)

428 How much longer is Ace going to contine to wave the bloody tampon to cow and crush the enemies in the party?  I can't believe the frivolity of this whole jumped-up "scandal".  If the election's over, then give up and start posting stories about cats and boobs and vodka.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2012 03:53 PM (JH8Np)

429 424 CM,

I asked a serious question as the last time I was ever asked my opinion by the clowns in the suits that range from cheap to designer was about 15 years back.

From what I am being told there are no precinct bosses, no country bosses, and no state apparatus....shocking since I can find most of those online but very well.

I am through with the matter other than expressing my rage at Huck so any observer from the party can see Huck is a pariah to all but his android followers.

There were two candidates I would have refused to back Paul and Huck.

Evidently Huck runs the party now.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:53 PM (LRFds)

430 Here is a link to various polls addressing the country and the abortion question, cause really that is what this is boiling down to: http://tinyurl.com/76bag Oddly enough, romney/ryan are in sync with the American people....

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 03:55 PM (oZfic)

431

What's done is done, but if he's staying in the race, maybe it's timer to stop the lecturing.  He's not out of it.  The latest Rasmussen has it 48-38 with 14 undecided.  The pre gaffe Rasmussen had it 47-44, 9 undecided.  So McCaskill picked up 4 points and is still below 50.  The rest went from Akin to undecided, but not to McCaskill.  That is noteworthy.  I would think whatever effect it had is over, so if Akin can get the people who moved to undecided, but NOT to McCaskill back, and pull in most of the previously undecided, he may well pul it out after all.

Posted by: Landru at August 24, 2012 03:55 PM (yzRpf)

432 Ace, You suggested earlier that Akin might be wavering. What do you think it is going to take? A few weeks of cratering polls. Good advice from a trusted friend? Me driving 5 miles to his office holding an abort this campaign sign?

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 03:55 PM (UvR6d)

433 427 MW,

Ok, thanks.  I appreciate your answer.  My experience in texas and Louisiana was along those lines.

I suspect the Christian Coalition is not as powerful as it pretends, but that is another battle.  I try to live within the tents of faith, but decided during Reagan as a boy the Cold War was worth fighting for so I volunteered for Bush the elder in the '88 race.  It is a habit I never grew out of.

I have never tried to use party contacts for personal gain but recognized the organized nature of our political foe.

I hope things work out for you, your family, and Missouri.

regards,
sven

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 03:57 PM (LRFds)

434 We're all gonna get b(sl)ammed again.

Posted by: Oh! No! at August 24, 2012 03:58 PM (D7lJF)

435 430 CE,

I know that is why I am willing to try the long game to reduce abortion.

Mike Huckabee miscasting this as a pro-life fight is assinine, what brought this on was the poorly uttered, horribly cast pseudo science, and the "apology" reinforcing the worst intention possible.

He is hurting our coalition but it is out of my hands.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 04:00 PM (LRFds)

436 Seeing people try to defend Akins jack-off idiocy is a sight to behold at least. Seeing a Senate seat we were going to win wasted on that idiot kinda hurts though.

Honestly, what hurts even more than Akin is the enablers.

It's easy say to attack him for not withdrawing, but when you're the one who thought you had a Senate seat in the bag just a week ago, walking away from it all and admitting it's all over is easier said than done.  What does the guy go away to?  He's a pariah now.

There is no such excuse for the people cheering him on.  We've had too many examples by now for it not to be blatantly obvious to everybody what is going to happen on election day.  There are also too many suitable alternatives.

I have a hatred for Huckabee right now that has only been matched in recent years by Arlen Specter.

Posted by: AD at August 24, 2012 04:00 PM (wMUiZ)

437 My rabbit ears pick up two channels. Coming up I've got the Chiefs on one and bears/giants on the other. I'll be channel surfin' baby.

Posted by: teej at August 24, 2012 04:01 PM (tWrwm)

438 What do you think it is going to take?

McCaskill has already ordered up a boxcar full of champagne, and the DNC has commissioned a special statue  of Akin to memorialize his "courage" in standing on principle.   Democrats are big on "courage".

Posted by: The Chicken at August 24, 2012 04:03 PM (w78gy)

439 This guy Akin seems a lot like Obama. He has a messiah complex. He can't seem to understand that there are 5000 guys in a 5 mile radius who could do a better job than him. When last I heard Akin speak, I deemed him to be the most selfish and least principled (conservative) person I had ever heard. He is toast. NO, it is not fair, but this is the world we live in. He should be offered a position as the ambassador  to some pleasant country in the Romney administration where he can enjoy a few cocktails in obscurity. I am disappointed in the GOP leg breaking squad.

Posted by: Putter at August 24, 2012 04:03 PM (JHWGg)

440 What does the guy go away to?

A phat 80% govt pension for serving in the house more than 5 years, and the "retirement bonus" of whatever is left of his warchest.

Its a good gig for anyone who doesn't have the spending habits of a Saudi Prince.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 24, 2012 04:06 PM (w78gy)

441 Posted by: sven10077 at August 24, 2012 08:00 PM (LRFds) Maybe not, maybe just change the optics. In that interview paul ryan came across magnificently. He kept his beliefs, he didn't stridently toss Akin under the bus as the dems are wont to do all the time and you got the feeling that he is not an empty shell but a man of faith and principle. Maybe take a page from the dem book. Realize that he's as crazy as Joey B and say so but also do what the dems do "but you gotta love em, that man has twelve years experience in the house and he's going to bring that with him to the senate and work hard for missouri"...."yeah, he's our joey b, but the party is a big tent, we'll educate him, teach him that his 1970's science is voodoo medicine and move along".... Look the independents are going to begin to buy what the dems are selling....that is, that the "party bosses and not the people are picking for missouri"...that's worse than a misinformed senate candidate who misspoke but has a good heart and joeyb syndrome. Do you understand where I'm going with this. I think a lot of folks, with this issue, are being forced to do some real soul searching which is why it is such a hot button issue. But a good pr person can diffuse this with the help of a few good conservative bloggers and there is a chance the guy will win. It appears he has the big guy on his side.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 04:09 PM (oZfic)

442

So I haven't read the thread (which I assume is chock full of win), but I just had to thrown in my two bits.  That was awesome, ace.  I love a good biting diatribe, and your smackdown up there had a heck of a bite.

 

This is even more ridiculous than the COD thing.  Literally every significant figure on the right, as well as 99.99% of every day Republicans have told this jackass to pack it up because he has zero chance.  The other 0.01% then proceed to blame the rest of us (but mostly you, ace) for pointing out Akin's glaring idiocy.  As if there's anyone in the country who hasn't already heard his retarded statements.

Posted by: OSUsux at August 24, 2012 04:14 PM (vD8J3)

443 But Ace!!........But Ace!!!!......You could been a contenda!!!!!!

Posted by: redgrains at August 24, 2012 04:17 PM (TExGL)

444 "I am being informed by two or three Mensa Chapter Presidents that I am causing the disastrous 20 point decline in Todd Akin's polling (from 10 points ahead to eleven points behind)." Oh no! You're actually HELPING! Derp! Anyone who can't see that you loudly and constranly reflecting the Democrats PR points isn't the best idea EVER is absolutely STUPID. Plus Claire McCasckill is the better candidate and far less embarrassing. We can't have senators with misconceptions about how wombs work can we? We can't run interference for them and help them find the right answer! Nope! We have to shun them like they are Jerry Sandusky. Sure it helps the democrats but at least they'll respect us now! DERPa DURRR! What did Reagan ever know anyway? he just got lucky! Inevitable! Theocrat! Helpful! Durrr!

Posted by: Cackfinger at August 24, 2012 04:24 PM (CCHli)

445 This is most certainly worse than COD. There was a legitimate argument there, past all the screaming. How far do you go in the name of pragmatism. The best Delaware was going to produce was a 50% vote. Here, we have a half dozen or so that would be 80-90% votes, and could still win. Even today.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 04:25 PM (UvR6d)

446 Like the 52% even heard of AoSHQ.

You can be sorry but you can't claim the credit for unscientific poling, shitty candidates and corruption in ballot stuffing.


Posted by: sTevo at August 24, 2012 04:26 PM (VMcEw)

447

Dear The Internet,

I haven't been keeping up with this whole thing around here lately.  And since I don't know what this whole post was about or who it was aimed at, I will simply assume it was entirely against whatever silly thing I'm thinking at the moment and hold it against all of you.

 

You rotten bastards, you. It's all your fault, whatever the problem is.

Posted by: Ennui Malaise at August 24, 2012 04:28 PM (I70cm)

448 "Rush Limbaugh" Rush Limbaugh agreed that he should step down but didn't sound at ALL happy about the GOP Blanklet party going on. Neither did Malkin. Or Palin (cult of personality/purist ring a bell?)_. And you were whining like a small child about Rush not liking you during the debates. Coulter? She says we're doomed. She said we were doomed every time Newt or Cain or Perry spoke. Great line up of character witnesses! They totally prove you right! Lol! I bet Claire McCasklill agrees with you too! And Debbie Asserman Shultz! Oh wait they want to keep Akin in the race and are the only reason he won the primary, right? Stupid party.

Posted by: Cackfinger at August 24, 2012 04:28 PM (CCHli)

449 Should add maybe even with Akin in the race, if he could get marginalized close to the single digits.

Posted by: Dave S. at August 24, 2012 04:29 PM (UvR6d)

450 Ace shot a man in Missouri........just to watch him die.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch (imaginary Internet person) writes.... at August 24, 2012 04:33 PM (sJTmU)

451 "99.99% of every day Republicans have told this jackass to pack it up because he has zero chance. The other 0.01% " Real numbers! Take 'em seriously folks! No sulfites and NO ignorant hyperbole!

Posted by: Cackfinger at August 24, 2012 04:35 PM (CCHli)

452 Akin did what Roberts did in June. He reminded us we can still lose this election...if we rest on our laurels. And this would be an easy thing to do considering the gains we've made since 2010. So I say we need to use Akin to spur us on in other races. We also have to stop lamenting our fumbles and start planning our next offensive drive. Every team has its fumbles and ours is no different, but if we keep pushing and acting like this thing never happened, perhaps the Dems will fumble something of their own tomorrow. So I propose this: no more talk of Akin among conservative bloggers, columnists, or pundits. No more coulda shoulda woulda. No more 'what if he still drops out' speculations. No more crying over spilt milk. Complete silent treatment. The Dems say nothing every time Joe Biden puts his foot in his mouth. And so should we.

Posted by: Fasterplease at August 24, 2012 04:46 PM (8/UGr)

453 "There is no such excuse for the people cheering him on. We've had too many examples by now for it not to be blatantly obvious to everybody what is going to happen on election day. " This is not the end of the world. There will continue to be elections. If you're going to build an America where a Republican primary can be overturned by the party chiefs if the polls are too bad in August, you are going to stink the brand up. Boss Tweed is not a beloved figure of American folklore. Secondly, there is plenty that a Republican President and a Republican House can do to compel repeal of Obamacare to be put to a vote in a Democrat Senate. That this seems unlikely is in large part due to the hysterical, the too-smart-to-fight, poll-driven frenzy you're promoting here. We have a Republican House voting to fund Planned Parenthood and threaten the Pentagon with 50% cuts, because of that stupid, gotta-win-this-week's-polls panic that results every time there's a showdown. And that's crediting you with fair motives. The secularist, "safe-legal-and-rare", silence-the-socon lefties are enemies trying to exploit this for their own purposes.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at August 24, 2012 04:50 PM (3GtyG)

454 Keep our mouths shut about Akin, that is.

Posted by: Fasterplease at August 24, 2012 04:51 PM (8/UGr)

455 Since I feel a lot of you would like to really really really rant, I heard this today and it's a classic classic rant... I give you Mike Francesa ranting on "the mets".... http://tinyurl.com/9qbzkto Mike hasn't had a rant this good since he was with the mad dog...

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 04:53 PM (oZfic)

456 *chuckles*

Thanks, Ace.

I guess you're the witch

I did send a very nice message to Mr. Akin, imploring him not to hurt the pro-life cause - which he is doing by staying in the race. I impressed upon him that there are other routes for him to be an advocate and that politics is no longer a viable route. For him to believe that he MUST be a legislator in order to stand up for what he believes (which I think is still the pretense) shows nothing but pride and personal ambition. There is nothing honorable in what he is doing.

I relayed my experience in writing to then-Senator Clinton begging her to vote for the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. I was even-handed, with the naive hope of making an impact on her thinking, setting out the basic rationality of stopping those very late term abortions. I received back the form letter response with staff initials. And of course she voted against it. I feel similar about Akin as I did to Clinton. They only care about their own ambitions and stark ideologies.

Posted by: Crispian at August 24, 2012 05:00 PM (uBMtY)

457 Needs more spirit fingers...

Posted by: stating the obvious at August 24, 2012 05:33 PM (K+1FQ)

458 453  Dammit, I didn't see your earlier post and took you seriously.

Posted by: Shoot Me at August 24, 2012 05:48 PM (qiXMt)

459 Yea. We just gotta STFU and forget this moronic retard. Missouri is lost, there is no way he will drop out and any write in would split the vote with Akin's SoCons. Time to focus on other races.

Posted by: Cashin at August 24, 2012 05:52 PM (X3awm)

460 459 Yea. We just gotta STFU and forget this moronic retard. Missouri is lost, there is no way he will drop out and any write in would split the vote with Akin's SoCons.

Time to focus on other races.

Posted by: Cashin at August 24, 2012 09:52 PM (X3awm)

 

Well the thing is that I don't really want a write-in as a way to win the senate seat.  That I consider a loss as long as Akin stays in.  What I think a write-in will do, and others perhaps see it this way as well, is energize enough voters who may have become disenfranchised by Akin, to still get out to the polls to still vote for Romney.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2012 05:55 PM (GULKT)

461 "In this failing I join noted RINOs and suspected homosexuals Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter. I am ashamed to note I will be joining them later for a party with the themes of Cross Dressing, ABBA, and Amyl Nitrite."

Invitation, please.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at August 24, 2012 06:03 PM (1NqW8)

462 Ace: "While I dress such warnings up to sound "adult," in fact these are the womanly caterwaulings of a RINO and likely homosexual." Now that you've come to terms with your sexuality, there is a way out. But it involves letting Michael J. Fox go off his meds and buttslam you.

Posted by: TooCon at August 24, 2012 06:18 PM (W7oRI)

463 hmmmm really like levin and linbaugh knows how to say an awful lot and say nothing at all and hannity has just learned a lot about civility from his kid so he's going in an even better direction.....but Can't stand those two women though. Notice that Laura, meghan and Dr. Monica have not been so chatty as flick and flack...

Posted by: cynder ella at August 24, 2012 06:35 PM (oZfic)

464 I'm glad to see that Ace has finally conceded the settled science that a woman's body can discern the difference between rape sperm & non-rape sperm in order to eradicate the former... unless she enjoyed it, of course.  And I would hope that he would also now recognize, before the court, our legitimate claims to the throne of Missouri!

Posted by: The Akin Clan at August 24, 2012 06:57 PM (zFXVc)

465 Bravo Ace! Your genuine contrition shines through.

Posted by: Roald Dahl Paul at August 24, 2012 07:08 PM (Kd6lF)

466 Self fulfilling prophecies: people convince themselves they're losers so they make them losers. Not supporting the R is the exact same as supporting the D. That's just it. Like Levin says, sort of: we need all we can get.

Posted by: David C. at August 24, 2012 07:20 PM (ZtMso)

467 Even though she has to be pushing 60, I'd still be tempted to nail the gap toothed blond from ABBA.

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud at August 24, 2012 07:49 PM (RFQlS)

468 Ed Mahmoud: "Even though she has to be pushing 60, I'd still be tempted to nail the gap toothed blond from ABBA." Dude, that's Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: Look For The Adam's Apple at August 24, 2012 08:11 PM (W7oRI)

469 An aerial photographer, over exposed, to the cartologist's 2-D images knows, the areas where the water flows...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2012 09:34 PM (i0App)

470 1. Ace is a pole-smoker 2. Shitty candidates only fail due to this awesomenest of blogs 3. I, Oscar Meyer, apologize to my wife for my rank flatulance due to my love of onions, garlic & cheap beer when I am passed out next to her in our bed every night.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 24, 2012 09:36 PM (HNgLh)

471 Oh and 4. ABBA has the best production (sound-wise) of any band from the 70s except ELO and maybe Boston.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 24, 2012 09:39 PM (HNgLh)

472 *Snort * It's good to be King, ain't it?

Posted by: I'd Rather Be Surfin at August 24, 2012 09:44 PM (U+y6a)

473 Dear God, more ABBA?

Posted by: Le Trollface at August 24, 2012 11:26 PM (39zvG)

474 You're not doing anything of the sort, Ace. But I do wish you'd take a nap and maybe have a nice hot bowl of soup.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at August 24, 2012 11:42 PM (X3KAb)

475 Ignore the trolls Ace. Your blog is still the best first click of the day anywhere.

Your friend,
John

Posted by: GenghisJohn at August 25, 2012 03:02 AM (npX7n)

476

I am about as Pro-Life as you can be, very conservative and female. I am outraged at Akin's remarks. I don't see that he just misspoke one word. His whole message was callous to women who have suffered the horror of rape and ridiculously uneducated as to the ability to conceive as a result .

His refusal to see how this impacts not only his campaign but the national implications makes him unworthy to hold office in my opinion. His denial is mind boggling to me. Then his attempt to blame the situation on the liberal elites further reduces any respect for the man. This is not the kind of person we need making decisions for our country. Sadly we don't need Claire Mc either.

Posted by: Denise at August 25, 2012 04:40 AM (TeKfL)

477

I hear ya, Denise. I'm a female MO voter and voted for Akin in the primary, even though he's much farther to the right than I am.

It also boils down to the fact that I cannot vote for a total idiot.  I can live with voting for someone and then realize that they're an idiot AFTER the fact, but in good conscience, just can't knowingly vote for someone that stupid.  He is clueless, ignorant, self absorbed, selfish and would be absolutely ineffective in DC. 

And yup, now we're screwed because our choice is:  vote for the far left disaster Claire or vote for the far right idiot Akin.

To the folks trolling ace: Do you live so far in your alternate reality that you can't see that this isnt' about principle it's about someone being so boneheadedly dumb about basic life facts AND how politics works, that he can't possibly be someone that anyone with a drop of intellect could get next to?  

The only benefit that I can see before Akin is relegated to the dustbin of obscurity is that perhaps he could reveal where that uterus control switch is and illuminate the rest of us because that would completely solve the problem of abortion and the need for birth control. 

Posted by: tired at August 25, 2012 05:55 AM (wWFt6)

478 Hurry up with the Malkin/Coulter pics.

Posted by: Penultimatum at August 25, 2012 06:14 AM (EEUs4)

479 _____________________________________

Ace, you bastard,

How could you fail to lend your critical support to such a principled intellectual heavy weight like Todd Akin. It's now obvious to all that if not for your Benedict Arnold behavior, Akin would be at least tied in the polls. All you had to do was tell a teensie-tiny lie and pretend that what Martian Akin said wasn't really all that bad and that we just need to stick by him. Had you done that, this whole catastrophe (otherwise known as Akin's disastrous candidacy) would have been avoided.

But noooooooo. You just had to ruin everything by announcing to the world that Akin is utterly radioactive. Once you weighed in, even Fox News had no choice but to cover the Akin story. No one would have noticed had you just kept your yap shut.

So, I'm afraid there is no way that your apology can be accepted in this case. With all the sincerity with which you offered it, I reject your apology.
I know this rejection will leave you emotionally devastated.
But after all, you brought it upon yourself.

Next time, take a page out of Todd Akin's expert playbook and avoid making the mistake in the first place so you never have to do the right thing: apologize and step aside.   



Posted by: _Dave_ at August 25, 2012 06:18 AM (/nxRb)

480 I'm not from Missouri. I don't understand democrats voting in the republican party, in my state each has their own primary. The guy was a congressman, someone said, for twelve years. Means he got elected 6 times. If he was such a bad representative why did Missourians put him on the ballot and why did any of them vote for him in the first place? I mean just the fact that claire is trying to dictate the election of her republican opponent tells you enough about claire, absent her unabashedly being the first senator to get out there and support obamacare, to make you vote for anyone on the republican side, anyone. the guy misspoke. The guy is a lot like joe in that respect and they are around the same age. People that age say what they want to say, they figure they've earned the right. He said he's in it to win it. At what point, does making more of an issue out of it, become the issue itself? Yeah, it's a tough situation, it's up to the people of missouri by the grace of God. It is what it is. I know people feel that republican voters might not come out to vote for romney cause of him, what are you guys serious? sure, they might not pull the lever for akin but they're going out for romney. You should give akin a chance though, a "write in" candidate gives the election to claire anyway and all it does is save face.

Posted by: cynder ella at August 25, 2012 06:54 AM (oZfic)

481 I will not be happy until the Ace and his RINOs put Akin on the Cross of Jesus and Drag him through the streets of Tampon!

Posted by: Westie at August 25, 2012 06:54 AM (3YBFV)

482 Let me put this up front--I wish Todd Akin would have withdrawn.  Not for what he SAID, but for a lack of political skills for putting the issue behind him.  It was stupid, but he did apologize.

But I also have a criticism for this site.  Where was your condemnation of Don Young (R-AL) for endorsing in an ad Democratic Rep. Mazie Hirono of Hawaii?  How about Sen. Coburn donating $250 to Sen. Manchin of WV?  Or condemning Sens. McCain, Graham, and Brown and Reps. Boehner, Cantor, McCartney, and Rogers for siding with the Muslim Brotherhood over Michele Bachmann?  The Rep. Leadership was threatening to remove Bachmann from the intelligence committee unless she resigned.

Do not actions speak louder than words? 

But as you stated, if Todd Akin is not listening to Mitt Romney, he sure as hell won't be listening to Ace-of-Spades.  Your influence was readily apparent in the O'Donnell v. Castle primary.  But it might be helpful if you held off from trashing him from now to the general.  You all made your, mostly valid, points.  I am still waiting for the condemnation of Don Young.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/07/25/2555408/opposites-attract-alaskas-young.html#storylink=cpy

Posted by: Scoob at August 25, 2012 07:35 AM (bCONy)

483 Let me put this up front--I wish Todd Akin would have withdrawn. Not for what he SAID, but for a lack of political skills for putting the issue behind him. It was stupid, but he did apologize.

But I also have a criticism for this site. Where was your condemnation of Don Young (R-AL) for endorsing in an ad Democratic Rep. Mazie Hirono of Hawaii? How about Sen. Coburn donating $250 to Sen. Manchin of WV? Or condemning Sens. McCain, Graham, and Brown and Reps. Boehner, Cantor, McCartney, and Rogers for siding with the Muslim Brotherhood over Michele Bachmann? The Rep. Leadership was threatening to remove Bachmann from the intelligence committee unless she APOLOGIZED.

Do not actions speak louder than words?

But as you stated, if Todd Akin is not listening to Mitt Romney, he sure as hell won't be listening to Ace-of-Spades. Your influence was readily apparent in the O'Donnell v. Castle primary. But it might be helpful if you held off from trashing him from now to the general. You all made your, mostly valid, points. I am still waiting for the condemnation of Don Young.

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/07/25/2555408/opposites-attract-alaskas-young.html#storylink=cpy

Posted by: Scoob at August 25, 2012 07:37 AM (bCONy)

484 I despise faggoty fag faggots!

Posted by: Got A Red Hot Poker Up My Ass at August 25, 2012 08:20 AM (t2z5E)

485 Akin has now stuck his fingers in his ears, or more accurately, Mike Huckabee has stuck HIS fingers in Akin's ears and they are both muttering to themselves, "we are winners, who win" over and over. Huckabee has always been a douche bag and becoming Akin's masseuse just cements his place as top ass turd in my book. I bet Huckabee smells his own farts and thinks, "God im awesome", then gives Akin a "cuppa" and they both hug and giggle. I now officially despise both of them.

Posted by: AlecJ at August 25, 2012 09:15 AM (5esZK)

486 "Or condemning Sens. McCain, Graham, and Brown and Reps. Boehner, Cantor, McCartney, and Rogers for siding with the Muslim Brotherhood over Michele Bachmann? The Rep. Leadership was threatening to remove Bachmann from the intelligence committee unless she resigned."Posted by: Scoob at August 25, 2012 11:37 AM (bCONy) I was away for over two weeks. Didn't look at anything so I had no idea they forced Bachman to resign. I wonder how many other folks don't know this. I think republican leadership is just as bad as the dems. They are all part of the same elite club and care more about power and influence than their constituents. didn't someone say that if you aren't a millionaire when you go in the house or the senate, you are when you come out? Seriously, if romney came out for term limits I'd vote for him in a minute and I bet there are others out there, where that would tip the scales towards romney. I'd also love to see committee assignments by lottery. If you want to be part of a specific committee, you toss your name in the hat, literally. This business of rewarding or punishing using committee assignments has got to go. Michelle Bachman wouldn't have come out with what she came out with if she didn't think it was important for the American people to know. So the aforementioned lawmaker felt the need to squelch her and her information? Gee guys don't you work for us?

Posted by: cynder ella at August 25, 2012 09:41 AM (oZfic)

487 The Rep. Leadership was threatening to remove Bachmann from the
intelligence committee unless she APOLOGIZED.

My bad on the first entry.

Posted by: Scoob at August 25, 2012 10:16 AM (bCONy)

488 Exactly how many Senate did win on the witch bitch, Ace? I'll wager it's the same you'll win on the Akin '12 effort. But don't say I didn't warn you about Obumbles getting a free ride off of your diatribe.

Glad that you decided to show me just how smart you really are -  well done!

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at August 25, 2012 01:29 PM (KWZGV)

489 Yeah, Ace, real cute. Just one problem - you ARE part of the problem, a$$hole. You don't like a particular candidate, fine. But tearing down the duly elected candidate (you know, the candiate of the freaking voters in the Repub party)... that's bullshit. You're part of the problem, you're not the solution, cuteness.

Posted by: fabrexe at August 25, 2012 04:40 PM (5Tuyj)

490 Oh boo hoo. This coming from someone who backed Perry to the bitter end to the point of you needing a freaking room and despite us Texans warning you and despite your lying eyes and ears could not conceive his drunken onstage ramblings.What, you can fall for Perry hook, line and sinker to that bitter end, but can't put that kind of energy into helping Missouri instead of hurting and dismissing them? Should have figured as much. Sure is a shame what you and some of the other right-wing blogs out there are doing to Missourian conservatives right now. You all do them a grave disservice.

Posted by: halodoc at August 25, 2012 07:10 PM (Fzbp3)

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