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July 30, 2012

Insanely Hot Chick Isn't At Olympics
— Ace

This was old last week when I didn't post it (wondering if it was too old to post).

If you haven't seen this, but you're a male heterosexual, here you go.

The costs of not seeing it are too great to run that risk.

Here are some gifs. You can send these to your dad and your dad will say, "Hey, thanks son. She's really somethin', isn't she?" and you'll say "yes, Dad, she sure is." And then you'll probably both wack it, and then realize you wacked it at about the same time, over the same girl, which will be awkward around Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 AM | Comments (94)
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1 Yep - this was posed (I think) about a week ago. The good news is that she's young enough (only 18 or 19, IIRC) that we should get to see her around for a while.

Cute, fit, bubbly, and a great athlete. Works for me for a Monday morning starter.

Posted by: RightWingProf at July 30, 2012 05:15 AM (bHgwn)

2 Cardio for the day: check. Target heart rate reached! <.< First?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 30, 2012 05:15 AM (P/y0x)

3 I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 30, 2012 05:15 AM (ywv14)

4 her smile is also worth gold what a happy person

Posted by: from a female perspective at July 30, 2012 05:16 AM (HOOye)

5 Oh, and First. I didn't build that, but if I were younger and single, I'd like to try and wreck it.

Posted by: RightWingProf at July 30, 2012 05:16 AM (bHgwn)

6 I used to enjoy my Monday morning cup o' DOOM along with breakfast. I still miss DOOM, but Insanely Hot Chick beats DOOM hands down.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 30, 2012 05:16 AM (P/y0x)

7 Sure, she's sexy, but is she qualified to be VP?

Posted by: jwest at July 30, 2012 05:17 AM (ZDsRL)

8 This is beginning to smell like Ace was working last week - incognito working, and not relaxing... hmmmm

Posted by: from a female perspective at July 30, 2012 05:17 AM (HOOye)

9 meh... the red tops in lanes 2 & 3 are better

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at July 30, 2012 05:18 AM (bB91d)

10 Crikey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 30, 2012 05:18 AM (1Jaio)

Well, now I have no reason to watch the Olympics

Posted by: Ben at July 30, 2012 05:18 AM (C2Y4l)

12 In my mind, the opening ceremony was the awesome.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 30, 2012 05:20 AM (mxnUd)

13 uhh..huh..huh..huh..Dou WANG was spankng herself..

Posted by: willy at July 30, 2012 05:23 AM (kUCQ4)

14 Wow, an Ace post before 11:00 a.m., someone must have put some caffeine in his cup of morning hobo blood.

Posted by: Penfold at July 30, 2012 05:23 AM (1PeEC)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 30, 2012 05:23 AM (8y9MW)

16
OK..... shes attractive..... BUT

That 24 year old gymnast from Romania is SMOKIN hot...... omg..... smokin HOT.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2012 05:25 AM (C8hzL)

17 You can bet if she were at the Olympics there would be come kind of caterwauling about how evil her warmup was.

Hospital beds = athleticism at its finest.

Lovely female showing off her magnificent movement and form = ruining the sport.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 30, 2012 05:26 AM (IGYyt)

18 Ace is on catch-up mode.

Yeah, this chick is fit and hawt. A fine candidate for Monday morning wacking.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 05:26 AM (GQ8sn)

Ace, Welcome back.

Definitely a nice way to start the week.

Posted by: rd at July 30, 2012 05:27 AM (9sUlj)

20 VDH says California sux.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2012 05:27 AM (OlN4e)

21 >>>This is beginning to smell like Ace was working last week - incognito working, and not relaxing... i was working. I worked more last week than in a normal week. I was writing a book. I did good. Well begun is half done.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 05:28 AM (115KO)

22 God, how I wish I was a cross-bar.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at July 30, 2012 05:28 AM (vVdMd)

23 What kind of book, Ace?

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2012 05:28 AM (OlN4e)

24 "And then you'll probably both wack it, and then realize you wacked it at about the same time, over the same girl, which will be awkward around Thanksgiving."

As long as the girl isn't mom, who cares?

Posted by: Ozzie at July 30, 2012 05:29 AM (fvAxG)

25 God, how I wish I was a cross-bar.

She'd never touch you!

You mean to say, "God, how I wish I was a pair of running shorts."

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 05:29 AM (GQ8sn)

26 Here's the more dramatic presentation: http://goo.gl/7b2Vj

Posted by: Scobface at July 30, 2012 05:30 AM (IoNBC)

27 She is beautiful. She is fit. She has breasts and hips and still looks like a woman. And she looks like she really enjoys herself. Love her.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 30, 2012 05:31 AM (Dnbau)

28 Purdy and talented, I love female athletes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 30, 2012 05:32 AM (9TTOe)

29 I love Aussie girls.

That girl is a dead ringer for an old college girl friend I had who was an Aussie scholarship tennis player (except my girl had red hair). Gorgeous, smart, with rock-hard arms, she was a straight shooter who lived life fully.

R.I.P. to a great friend and lover!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 30, 2012 05:33 AM (HqpV0)

30 Morgan Grotheer 5-1-5-0

Google it.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Ozzie at July 30, 2012 05:35 AM (fvAxG)

31 >>>What kind of book, Ace? fiction. I can't say more because I might publish it with no connection at all to this site/handle.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 05:36 AM (115KO)

32 I saw a celebrity olympics. Kate Upton won the gold in the catwalk.

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 05:37 AM (Lia1Q)

33 I can't say more because I might publish it with no connection at all to this site/handle.

But we all get comp copies, right? Right?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 30, 2012 05:39 AM (8y9MW)

34 elbows. pointy.

Posted by: bob at July 30, 2012 05:39 AM (RUsmm)

35 fiction. I can't say more because I might publish it with no connection at all to this site/handle.

Hobos: The Other Other White Meat.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 05:39 AM (GQ8sn)

36 Flat Chinese girl to the left named Duo Wang, wonder what she's into?

Posted by: BarryS at July 30, 2012 05:39 AM (U+nBy)

37 Anybody hating on that cannot experience joy nor give it.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 30, 2012 05:40 AM (Dnbau)

38 I'm guessing ace is writing some Ewok erotica fan fiction involving some of R2D2's lesser known attachments.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 30, 2012 05:41 AM (r9Xie)

39 They did keep us from seeing the hot chick from Greece. I think she had the West Nile virus or something and had to be quarrentined.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2012 05:41 AM (zEeUf)

40 41 I'm guessing ace is writing some Ewok erotica fan fiction involving some of R2D2's lesser known attachments. O-oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at July 30, 2012 05:42 AM (IoNBC)

41 Quarantined.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2012 05:42 AM (zEeUf)

42 Hobos: The Other Other White Meat.

He said "fiction."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 30, 2012 05:42 AM (8y9MW)

43 NBC on it's sport channel ( yeah they actually have one?) is showing Equestrian stuff. I guess that's ok as long as that evil Romney is not in it, but I do know one of her horses is.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 30, 2012 05:42 AM (05RcU)

44 35 I saw a celebrity olympics. Kate Upton won the gold in the catwalk.

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 09:37 AM (Lia1Q)

Kate wins gold at life. Oh and for having spectacular boobehs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 30, 2012 05:43 AM (da5Wo)

45 i was working. I worked more last week than in a normal week. I was writing a book. I did good. Well begun is half done. Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 09:28 AM (115KO) -------- Nice. Have written myself. Rule of thumb: Spend at least 10 minutes writing per day. It works. The 10 minutes turns into hours.

Posted by: keep it up at July 30, 2012 05:43 AM (HOOye)

46 Nobody is showing up to watch the Olympics. Few people can afford tickets and those that can, didn't show up. Swimming - Tickets to swimming events were the most expensive of all athletic events, going on the secondary market for an average of $713.80, a 242 percent premium over their average face value of $208.64 Track and Field - Aside from the Opening Ceremonies, track and field tickets generally had the highest face values to begin with (the average cost is $344.8

. Track and Field tickets fetched $569 on average, with prime Gold Medal sessions going for closer to $1,000. MenÂ’s Basketball - The average premium over face value for a basketball ticket on the secondary market is 148 percent, the third highest of any Olympic event. Although tickets originally sold for an average of $167.92, the current resale price is $416.47, nearly a $250 increase. Tickets to see USA Basketball in action during even preliminary rounds were going for $500 and up. Tennis - Of all the Olympic events SeatGeek tracked, Tennis had the highest average premium over face value at an average of 260 percent. Tickets for matches at WimbledonÂ’s All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club sold for an average of $379.12 on secondary markets, up $273.76 from their average face value of $105. http://goo.gl/ZFWJG

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 05:44 AM (Lia1Q)

47 I just noticed this. The two black chicks got utterly smoked by everyone else, even that thick girl in lane 5.

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 05:46 AM (GQ8sn)

48 She's no Kate Upton - [fill in your own conclusion].

Posted by: Gerry at July 30, 2012 05:46 AM (J0GA/)

49 I am here in the UK and hot, sexy athletic chicks abound.

You know what's even hotter than a hot athletic chick? Lot's of them drinking English Ale.

Posted by: Exile at July 30, 2012 05:46 AM (GGCsk)

50 52 I am here in the UK and hot, sexy athletic chicks abound.

I believe the appropriate response is "pics or it didn't happen"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 30, 2012 05:47 AM (da5Wo)

There are gold medals. Those are nice. Leave'em to your kids. Then there are endorsements and modeling for ads.

Real nice.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 30, 2012 05:48 AM (z4bFV)

52 4 Ace posts before 10 Eastern? 'scuse me a sec. I need to do a goatee check, I may have wandered into an alternate reality this morning... (Oh, and welcome back Ace! Looks like your vacay recharged those batteries a bit...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil presents at July 30, 2012 05:49 AM (GBXon)

53 her smile is also worth gold

what a happy person

Posted by: from a female perspective at July 30, 2012 09:16 AM (HOOye)

She looks like one of them conservative/Christian bitches.

Posted by: Rosanne Barr Barr at July 30, 2012 05:49 AM (eavT+)

54 Hey Ace, I finished my book. Now I'm editing. That's harder than writing the freking book.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Team Dagny at July 30, 2012 05:49 AM (9TTOe)

55 Nah, Ace just missed us so much that he checked into work early.

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 05:50 AM (Lia1Q)

56 She's an overflowing tank of boner fuel. Great googly-moogly.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at July 30, 2012 05:50 AM (VTeUD)

57 I read of an incredibly hot chick, then look down and see an ad for one of my senators, Debbie Stabenow. Too early for me to be nauseous.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 30, 2012 05:51 AM (QnRSM)

58 keep it up, thanks, I'm trying to do that. I'm trying to take all the advice I previously did not take, like using a big bulletin board and index cards to plot things up. And I'm trying to keep in mind that I can't just write if "I feel like it," or feel "inspired," because that happens like next to never. So just pushing through, and when I don't have anything clever to say, I turn to one of the parts that is just straight descriptive stuff, the boring stuff. Get that out of the way.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 05:51 AM (115KO)

59 Next to her Wang was kinda stiff.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 30, 2012 05:52 AM (E5pcj)

60 >>>NBC on it's sport channel ( yeah they actually have one?) is showing Equestrian stuff. HORSE BALLET?!!?!?

Posted by: the Los Angeles Times at July 30, 2012 05:52 AM (115KO)

61 50 Shades of Wicket

Posted by: irright at July 30, 2012 05:52 AM (5UU+7)

62 >>>Hey Ace, I finished my book. Now I'm editing. That's harder than writing the freking book. good for you, man. I don't mind the editing. Once I have stuff on paper I like the editing. it's the putting it down that's the problem for me.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 05:53 AM (115KO)

63 Ha love the announcer's comment:

"There's some 'youthful exuberance' coming out"

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2012 05:54 AM (d/5qf)

64 I have a couple of half-formed seeds of story ideas. I just can't decide if I want to devote the time to them to fully-form (and then write) them.

I don't get to see my kids much as it is.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at July 30, 2012 05:54 AM (8y9MW)

65 Romney/Jenneke 2012

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2012 05:55 AM (d/5qf)

66 53 52
I am here in the UK and hot, sexy athletic chicks abound.

I believe the appropriate response is "pics or it didn't happen"

Ask and you shall receive;
http://tinyurl.com/y9zg2uy

Posted by: Exile at July 30, 2012 05:56 AM (GGCsk)

67 >>>You know what's even hotter than a hot athletic chick? Lot's of them drinking English Ale. This isn't even some of the better photos: http://goo.gl/rvJk5

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 05:58 AM (Lia1Q)

68 http://tinyurl.com/y9zg2uy

Dammit! Blocked by work!

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 05:59 AM (GQ8sn)

69 Hey Ace, glad to see that you are making progress on your book

check out Steven Pressfield's "Do The Work", it is a free Amazon download I think, it is about how to start a big project and then how to press through until the very end - it is quite good

Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2012 05:59 AM (d/5qf)

70 Well, good luck with the book, Ace. May you have a best seller and grow filthy rich off the movie rights. Or at least filthy.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2012 06:00 AM (OlN4e)

71 71 http://tinyurl.com/y9zg2uy

Dammit! Blocked by work!

God in Heaven. They block everything here and even we can access it.

Do you work in a monastery?

Posted by: Exile at July 30, 2012 06:00 AM (GGCsk)

72 That shitty opening ceremony cost $2500 for the tickets.

Posted by: Vic at July 30, 2012 06:02 AM (YdQQY)

73 >>>Ask and you shall receive; Are any of those girls over 12 years old???

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 06:03 AM (Lia1Q)

74 this guy says this slow-mo close-up on Michelle Jenneke as she hurdles reveals at lip-slip (check it out at 1:22 in the tape) http://tinyurl.com/799j25n

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 06:04 AM (115KO)

75
Ahh, I didn't know whacking it was a requirement for moronhood.

I will have to reconsider my membership.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 30, 2012 06:06 AM (Jk23z)

76 Did I just get Ace-Rolled?

Posted by: Redd at July 30, 2012 06:07 AM (Lia1Q)

77 Anyone in the creative art's needs to read Stephen Pressfield's mini-book "Do The Work" or his full-blown "The War of Art". Techniques on how to beat Resistance and finish the damn thing.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at July 30, 2012 06:07 AM (KZi9D)

78 This isn't even some of the better photos:

http://goo.gl/rvJk5

These are called "chavs".

Posted by: EC at July 30, 2012 06:12 AM (GQ8sn)

79 fiction. I can't say more because I might publish it with no connection at all to this site/handle. Posted by: ace

gahhh!! why would you say that??!! I can easily understand why you would do it... but why would you say that? Now I'll never know.. and always wish I did. Bastard!

Posted by: original signed at July 30, 2012 06:19 AM (YCuex)

lolo jones on twitter:

wen duz da azz suckin' contest start?

Posted by: > Murcek at July 30, 2012 06:25 AM (TdU5O)

81 which will be awkward around Thanksgiving The only thing awkward about Thanksgiving will be when I invite her to Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 30, 2012 06:41 AM (1hM1d)

82 I demand equal time and pics for another Hawt Woman!

For more than half a century, Helen Thomas owned the most valuable piece of real estate in the White House briefing room. Her front-row seat at presidential press conferences and its attendant benefits made her the unofficial dean of the White House press corps. She was often called on first and usually ended the gatherings with a signature Â“Thank you, Mr. President.Â” Her bold, irksome questions were like hot pokers to 10 US presidents, and her fearless approach rattled press secretaries and set a tone for generations of straight-shooting, honeybadgering reporters.

Cracker and bunk worthy IMO...

Posted by: sickinmass at July 30, 2012 06:42 AM (CFi9O)

83 Maybe that new "All Your Base" meme will get posted tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at July 30, 2012 07:03 AM (fWAjv)

84 That girl is a fat disgusting cow.

Posted by: Skin-n-Bones Anorexia Assn at July 30, 2012 07:17 AM (I7O5y)

85
>>>What kind of book, Ace?

fiction. I can't say more because I might publish it with no connection at all to this site/handle.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2012 09:36 AM (115KO)

Please tell me you're FINALLY writing your magnum opus "Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2012 07:33 AM (TIIx5)

86 She's a pretty girl; shame about the elbows.

Posted by: Kensington at July 30, 2012 08:57 AM (/AHDz)

87 "Insanely" hot?!?!

...

Posted by: Sgt. York at July 30, 2012 09:08 AM (Mu5Fp)

88 Who the *bleep* cares about her elbows? Jeeum...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 30, 2012 09:10 AM (S+E53)

89 The dance is cute and all, but I like the part where she gets settled into the block and her butt rises above the hurdles like the morning sun right before she gives a pony tail flip.

Posted by: CausticConservative at July 30, 2012 09:43 AM (gT3jF)

90 Here's a Bulgarian sprinter showing good form:

http://tinyurl.com/cj83dxq

Posted by: CausticConservative at July 30, 2012 10:24 AM (gT3jF)

91 Makes me think of those Canary Island Cheerleaders for hire for some reason. smoking hot.
http://vimeo.com/1663961

Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 30, 2012 11:16 AM (b7AU3)

92 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2012 11:24 AM (6o4Fb)

93 Ahh,reminds me of a stripper I knew who was also on her college track team running hurdles.Those legs,those thighs.......

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2012 04:42 PM (6o4Fb)

94 Beat 'em like redheaded stepyoungun's, she did. Looked good doin' it too.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 30, 2012 05:19 PM (kxlCQ)

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