January 03, 2012

Iowa Caucus Rumors Thread
— Ace

I say rumors because, like, it's just getting started. I don't know when the results come in.

At 9pm Eastern I'll join the Howe brothers on a live-streamed podcast at FTRRadio. (Link should be is fixed.)

By the way, our own Russ From Winterset is caucusing tonight, and he'll file a first-person report later, at around 11.

County By County: Neat tool. Not really sure how to read it, but Google has a map which purports to track results as they come in.

Via @starchambermaid

Posted by: Ace at 04:02 PM | Comments (1045)
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1 first?

Posted by: Dick Nixon at January 03, 2012 04:03 PM (jJTjZ)

2 Paul wins but Perry exceed expectations.
First?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:03 PM (FKQng)

3 Damn!

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:03 PM (FKQng)

4 I hear Romney's hair just seceded and endorsed Perry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2012 04:03 PM (7utQ2)

5

FOX says preliminary enterance polls have it a 3 man race b/w Mitt, Santorum, & Paul

Perry supposedly not doing so well, but he's gonna go make a plea in a caucus site, interesting

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:04 PM (uwppY)

6 Paul wins but Perry exceed expectations. First? Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 08:03 PM (FKQng) Fox just said it seems to be shaping up as a 3 person race and perry ain't one of them--sorry

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:04 PM (i6RpT)

7 Fox just said it seems to be shaping up as a 3 person race and perry ain't one of them--sorry

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 08:04 PM (i6RpT)

at the risk of pissing a lot of my fellow morons, there's gonna be a lot of drunk morons after tonight when they see Perry's performance

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:05 PM (uwppY)

8 My God ...

Posted by: toby928© posting from the future at January 03, 2012 04:06 PM (GTbGH)

9 Rumors? I hear that you can go your own way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 04:06 PM (3fcX2)

10 Prediction? Paul and Newt quit the election to form a country western duet. Along their travels they learn about life, love, and even about themselves.

Posted by: dudeonbreak at January 03, 2012 04:06 PM (BRa9r)

11 btw I got a vote for Ron Paul mail in today, I ripped that crap right away

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:06 PM (uwppY)

12

Perry supposedly not doing so well, but he's gonna go make a plea in a caucus site, interesting

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 08:04 PM (uwppY)

Really? I was hoping his ground game could surprise.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:06 PM (FKQng)

13 I hear Paulbots moaning nationwide.

It sounds like the Borg.

Having a movement with Ace.

Posted by: Bob_B at January 03, 2012 04:07 PM (0tRzD)

14
Hey, it's official!  Harold Stassen wins Iowa!

Posted by: The Ghost of Harold Stassen, Perennian Republican Candidate at January 03, 2012 04:07 PM (TkGkA)

15 My God ...
Posted by: toby928© posting from the future

Go on, tell us what it's full of!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 04:07 PM (3fcX2)

16 anyone have a link to a fox news stream?

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:08 PM (srIqv)

17

Really? I was hoping his ground game could surprise.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 08:06 PM (FKQng)

Perry's been doing much worse then you guys would like to think, however since it is a caucus he can still shock everyone if folks change their mind, but I doubt it

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:08 PM (uwppY)

18 Rumors? Any guidelines on how far we're allowed to go? Like, I'm considering going into the gutter (i.e. Santorum and Sandusky both begin with S.A.N. and their both from Pennsylvania... YOU do the math!) but I don't want to break any rules here.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:08 PM (Gc/Qi)

19 anyone have a link to a fox news stream?

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 08:08 PM (srIqv)

no TV?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:09 PM (uwppY)

20 Perry's had a fork in him for weeks. The electorate can be fickle... but jeez.

Posted by: Bob_B at January 03, 2012 04:09 PM (pVvkk)

21 Ooh, Martha McCallum will be monitoring the entrance polls!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:09 PM (ceK0m)

22

no TV?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 08:09 PM (uwppY)


just rabbit ears

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:09 PM (srIqv)

23 I've got beer and snacks, so I 'm in for the longish haul (still haven't invented a self-feeding horse so I can't stay up forever). I look at the Caucus as a first glance at the scoreboard, not as anything definitive. See what slots people fall in, then watch if they go up or down.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 04:09 PM (Qjh0I)

24

Perry's had a fork in him for weeks. The electorate can be fickle... but jeez.

I read that as fecal.

Posted by: dudeonbreak at January 03, 2012 04:10 PM (BRa9r)

25 Rumors spin thread?  I think I'll hang out with the black runny stool a while longer. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:10 PM (5H6zj)

26 Jose go on foxnews and they will have a link

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 03, 2012 04:10 PM (CIPvL)

27 Worst case is Perry comes in 4th. Then he's still in. 5th and he's done.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:10 PM (zLeKL)

28 Just to be clear: this is the Iowa caucus thread, not the Ace's ca-cas thread?

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (Di3Im)

29 Dude because you were on the other thread.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (CIPvL)

30 RON PAUL won't win, because he's an AMERICA-HATING leftist. Unless there are soldiers defending our freedoms in Germany, South Korea and Northern Malta we will NEVER BE FREE! Even now there are plans to block the Straights of Hormuz from Iranian TERRORISTS who will BLOW UP our freedoms just so their FALSE GOD MOHAMMAD will rise from the grave and HONOR KILL our CHILDREN. Our only HOPE is MITT ROMNEY. He will DEFEND our FREEDOMS with FORCE AND POWER, as he kept Massachusetts safe from ILLEGAL ALIEN TERRORISTS. BOMB IRAN NOW!

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (gj4aA)

31 Screw the Iowegians.  Let's talk diarrhea.

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (smvTK)

32 My God ...
Posted by: toby928© posting from the future

Go on, tell us what it's full of!

Lousy candidates?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (0q2P7)

33 Just to be clear: this is the Iowa caucus thread, not the Ace's ca-cas thread? Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (Di3Im) Is there a difference?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (i6RpT)

34 This just in!!! Exit polls from Foxsnooze say no one's exited yet!!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:11 PM (Gc/Qi)

35 It was just four years ago when Iowa disappointed me by going Huckabee with around 35% and Fred only 10%.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (GZitp)

36
I'm back and ready to go again.  Vote Pat Paulson for president.

Posted by: Pat Paulson at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (TkGkA)

37 Well if the "entrance poll" rumors are correct, then tonight looks like a big win for Romney regardless of the actual order of the candidates.  Especially given that it seems to be a clearly delineated three-man race, with Perry and Gingrich in the lower tier.  Mitt will happily take a third-place finish if it comes with Paul and Santorum in the #1 & #2 spots.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (hIWe1)

38
I case of boredom, read up on your political classes here.

Posted by: sTevo at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (VMcEw)

39

Dude because you were on the other thread.....

I read that as throne.

 

 

 

Ok, I'll stop.

Posted by: dudeonbreak at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (BRa9r)

40 BOMB IRAN NOW!

It moved.

Posted by: toby928© loyal servant of the Hebraic Overlords at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (GTbGH)

41 How can 22% of conservatives say they are for paul?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (i6RpT)

42 Ah crap, I just got my first robocall for a Mittens rally in Charleston. Rick Perry comes to town Friday.

It's going to be a long three weeks.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 04:12 PM (diO4R)

43 Worst case is Perry comes in 4th. Then he's still in. 5th and he's done.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 08:10 PM (zLeKL)

I predict he finishes 5th

according to enterance polls Paul is barely winning the Tea Party vote and Romney is winning the electable issue

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:13 PM (uwppY)

44 The live Fox stream page says coverage doesn't start until 8:30.

And hosted by some guy called Rick Folbaum, instead of the hoped-for Blonde Bombshell Trio of Kelly, Huddy and McCallum.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 04:13 PM (3fcX2)

45 My God, check out the little black dress on Martha! Don't know if I'm gonna make it.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:13 PM (ceK0m)

46 Top 4 finishers will produce the GOP nominee. I think.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at January 03, 2012 04:14 PM (jJTjZ)

47 Screw all y'all, I'm rooting for the Yellowstone caldera.

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at January 03, 2012 04:14 PM (Fs7RJ)

48 @: CNN very early entrance polls have Paul, Romney and Santorum as early top tier in tonight's caucuses.

TheFix Entrance polls tells us 2012 electorate is older and with more indies/moderates than 2008. #iacaucus

TheFix Good sign for Romney. Entrance polls says more impt characteristic in GOP nominee is ability to beat Obama. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:14 PM (d6QMz)

49

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (gj4aA)

Fix you keyboard, Butt Munch.

Posted by: Beavis at January 03, 2012 04:14 PM (O6q63)

50 Worst case is Perry comes in 4th. Then he's still in. 5th and he's done.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 08:10 PM (zLeKL)

I agree.  4th means he's "up there" with Romney and Paul and the third guy (Gingrich or Santorum).  5th means he's "down there" with Bachman and Huntsman and whoever.  That's because Perry's poll numbers in South Carolina and Florida are really low.

For Gingrich, the calculation is different.  He's leading in the polls in South Carolina and Florida, so even a 5th-place finish in Iowa won't stop him cold.  (It might even help him in the sense that other states like to 'cock a snook' at Iowa from time to time.)

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (Di3Im)

51
Herd a rumor that there's a joo in Iowa.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (oBLPv)

52 btw turnout said to be better then 2008 and in record numbers

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (uwppY)

53 Dr. Kookoobananas?

Really?

We are SOFA KING SCREWED.

Posted by: Bob_B at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (pVvkk)

54 I predict a huge Romney win as I assume most caucus voters will not want to be known as the RONPAUL! precinct, so will flock to the candidate most likely to block him, Romney.

Though I suppose this could also help Santorum, the latest FotM.

Of course, I'm still hoping for a Perry miracle. Or at least a last minute meteor.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (KI/Ch)

55 Ugh! Rove just ruined my mojo.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (ceK0m)

56 You ever notice the Paultards do parody as effectively as Bill Maher does comedy?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2012 04:15 PM (7utQ2)

57 37 I'm back and ready to go again. Vote Pat Paulson for president. Posted by: Pat Paulson at January 03, 2012 08:12 PM (TkGkA) Is he related to Ron Paulson? Or "His name was Robert Paulson! His name was Robert Paulson! His name was Robert Paulson!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2012 04:16 PM (UlUS4)

58 After tonight no one and I mean NO ONE will give Iowa another thought for 4 years

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:16 PM (i6RpT)

59 Perry is running 6th in Foxs entrance polls. Elect that man! Because he is governer and a good guy and ........ Uh . Um.......um

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 04:16 PM (hC5jI)

60 This caucus could be messier then ace's toilet.

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (GZitp)

61 Prediction - Tim Pawlenty will be weeping on his couch, and mumbling something about straw polls and Bachman.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (UvR6d)

62 Just to be clear: this is the Iowa caucus thread, not the Ace's ca-cas thread?
Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (Di3Im)

Is there a difference?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (i6RpT)

There is: I don't think you can blame Ace for the raw sewage of Iowa politics.

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (Di3Im)

63 I'm on vacation in Canada and I only get CNN. Anything interesting happening on Fox? Right now it's showing a 24/24 tie romney and paul.

Posted by: Timin203 at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (QrQus)

64 Because he is governer and a good guy and ........

would make the best President?

Posted by: toby928© loyal servant of the Hebraic Overlords at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (GTbGH)

65 Don't Fence Me In!

Posted by: luaP noR at January 03, 2012 04:17 PM (CSyi3)

66 Mitt will happily take a third-place finish if it comes with Paul and Santorum in the #1 & #2 spots.

If Paul and Santorum finish #1 and #2 then this whole Iowa caucus thing was a massive waste of time and money. It makes me think of the old bromide about the city slicker coming out to the country thinking he's going to fleece the dumb rubes, only he's the one who ends up getting fleeced.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (diO4R)

67 Prediction - Tim Pawlenty will be weeping on his couch, and mumbling something about straw polls and Bachman.

Posted by: Dave S. at January 03, 2012 08:17 PM (UvR6d)

It wasn't Bachmann who caused Pawlenty's testicles to shrivel to raisins.  That was all his own doing.

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (Di3Im)

68 Rumors? I heard the president was, in fact, heterosexual.

Posted by: observer at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (qLt2k)

69 Is 1 in 3 low for electability as a primary concern? Maybe the situation is that Romney supporters are obsessed with the concept, rather than folks wanting electability first flocking to him.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (sOXQX)

70
Once every four years, we Iowan's have the big boners, and tonight's our night. 

Posted by: Iowan Males & Transgendered Farmers at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (TkGkA)

71 Rumor: Glenn Beck will spend the bulk of his radio show tomorrow analyzing the Iowa results and what they mean for the State of Israel.

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (jiwQf)

72 LarrySabato Romney led Iowa entrance polls in '08. Most conservative voters MAY disproportionately refuse to participate in survey.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (d6QMz)

73 Don't tell me... Ron Paul, with his eyebrow toupee askew, is parading around in a shark-skin zoot suit rattling his shiny silver dimes in his pockets? He harkens back to the Zoot Suit Riots and proposes to "tear down that wall."

What is known as the "Zoot Suit Riots" occurred between the gangs of predominantly black and Mexican youths who were at the forefront of the zoot-suit subculture, and the predominantly white American servicemen stationed along the Pacific coast. On the night of June 3, 1943, eleven sailors on shore leave stated that they were attacked by a group of Mexican pachucos. In response to this, a group of over 200 uniformed sailors chartered 20 cabs and charged into the Mexican American community in East Los Angeles. Any zoot suiter was fair game. On this and the following nights, many a zoot suiters were beaten by this mob and stripped of their clothes, their zoot suits, on the spot. Nine sailors were arrested during these disturbances, not one was charged with any crime. On the following nights of June 4th and 5th, the uniformed servicemen (by this time the sailors had been joined by soldiers and marines) again invaded East Los Angeles, marching abreast down the streets, breaking into bars and theaters, and assaulting anyone in their way. Not one was arrested by the Police or the Sheriff. In fact, the servicemen were portrayed in the local press as heroes stemming the tide of the "Mexican Crime Wave." During the nights of June 6th and 7th, these scenes were again repeated. Time Magazine later reported that, "The police practice was to accompany the caravans of soldiers and sailors in police cars, watch the beatings and jail the victims." Police arrested over 600 Chicano youths without cause and labeled the arrests 'preventive' action. Los Angelenos cheered on the servicemen and their civilian allies." Finally, at midnight on June 7th, the military authorities moved to stop the rioting of their personnel, and Los Angeles was declared off limits for all military personnel.

California's State Senators were concerned about the adverse effect that the events might have on the relationship between the United States and Mexico. An item in the Los Angeles Times stated, "San Francisco Senator Downey declared that the riots may have 'extremely grave consequences' in impairing relations between the United States and Mexico, and may endanger the program of importing Mexican labor to aid in harvesting California crops." These fears were compounded when the Mexican Embassy formally drew the Zoot-Suit Riots to the attention of the State Department. It was the fear of an international incident that could only have an adverse effect on California's economy that motivated California Governor Warren to order a public investigation into the causes of the riots.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky at January 03, 2012 04:18 PM (baL2B)

74 AmishDude's twitter feed says there are lots of Paul and Perry signs outside his caucus site.  Lots of Paulbots with buttons inside. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (5H6zj)

75 Michelle Obama's butt is SO big...

Posted by: Bob_B at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (0tRzD)

76

There is: I don't think you can blame Ace for the raw sewage of Iowa politics.

But we might be able to blame Iowa for ace's raw sewage.

Posted by: dudeonbreak at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (BRa9r)

77 Megan Kelly? I'll be holding a caucus in my boxers tonight.

Posted by: USA at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (6Cjut)

78 The Iowa Caucuses.  It's like herding retards.  Retards with head wounds.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (DiqH3)

79 @75

TL;DR

Posted by: Ron Paul's Mom at January 03, 2012 04:19 PM (0tRzD)

80
The accusations is this campaign have been disconcerting.  By the way, Ron Paul uses a sybian.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 03, 2012 04:20 PM (TkGkA)

81 Entrance polls are mostly saying Paul.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:20 PM (FKQng)

82 btw Mitt & Hillary won the enterance polls in 08 and they both lost

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:20 PM (uwppY)

83 I predict Ron Paul will still be crazy tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 04:21 PM (WsOiK)

84 2012 Iowa caucuses: The 6 counties to watch

Dallas
Dubuque
Johnson
Polk
Sioux
Woodbury

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:21 PM (d6QMz)

85 So are entrance polls in 2012 the new exit polls from 2004? I think I'll wait to see some actual numbers before I get wound up about tonight.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at January 03, 2012 04:21 PM (jJTjZ)

86 Little do people outside Iowa know, but once they close the doors they start a two-hour baggo tournament to see who gets to name their favorite candidate as caucus winner and "cornhole", thus the common name of the game.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2012 04:21 PM (kaalw)

87 Are there Jooos in Iowa or are there more cows?

Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2012 04:21 PM (HmZoH)

88
Ron Paul's a fake Texan. He's never humped an armadillo.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 03, 2012 04:22 PM (TkGkA)

89 Just remember, people, Iowegians are the ones who gave us Jimmy Carter . . . Barack Obama . . . tried to give us Howard YEEEEARRRGGHHHHH!!!!! Dean . . . and that's only on the Dem side . . .

And their license plates have that acronym on them:

Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:22 PM (smvTK)

90 77 Michelle Obama's butt is SO big... Posted by: Bob_B at January 03, 2012 08:19 PM (0tRzD) ---------------------- ........China built a ghost city on it? ........... It has its own coordinates on Google Earth?

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 04:22 PM (jiwQf)

91 Rumor: Glenn Beck will spend the bulk of his radio show tomorrow analyzing the Iowa results and what they mean for the State of Israel.

If Paul wins, it's apt.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:22 PM (MMC8r)

92 Huh huh, "entrance poles."

Posted by: Beavis at January 03, 2012 04:23 PM (diO4R)

93 Really? Cameras in the caucus? Our next "Republican Idol" is...

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 04:23 PM (/h3en)

94  Screw all y'all, I'm rooting for the Yellowstone caldera.

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at January 03, 2012 08:14 PM (Fs7RJ)

Meteors for VP!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2012 04:23 PM (4q5tP)

95 tw Mitt & Hillary won the enterance polls in 08 and they both lost

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 08:20 PM (uwppY)

oh yeah I forgot about that. Exit polling stated Kerry in 2004 general election as well.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:23 PM (FKQng)

96 AmishDude pointing out that the Paul speaker at his caucus is wearing a t-shirt (and he shouldn't; presumably a campaign t-shirt).  Says (lies) that Paul won't cut defense.

No one spoke for Huntsman or Cain.  "Cold" volunteer for Newt - who knew Newt's record well. Talking points for Bachmann. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:23 PM (5H6zj)

97

The Iowa Caucuses.  It's like herding retards.  Retards with head wounds.

 

I'm reminded of the picnic in the park scene from, 'There's Something About Mary'.

Posted by: luaP noR at January 03, 2012 04:24 PM (CSyi3)

98 Personal friend of Perry speaking at AmishDude's caucus.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:24 PM (5H6zj)

99 Bret is watching Megan with an expression of deep, deep regret on his face...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:24 PM (niZvt)

100 itll be interesting to see how much crow jwest will eat tommorow when his prediction that Palin beats Perry in Iowa via write-in doesn't come true

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:24 PM (uwppY)

101 The schizophrenic nature of these caucus results can only mean that Jeb Bush needs to step in now and reunite the GOP.

Posted by: Karl Rove's Encephalopathic Brain at January 03, 2012 04:24 PM (eHIJJ)

102
Rumors? I heard the president was, in fact, heterosexual.


That's a dirty damn lie!

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 03, 2012 04:25 PM (SgLsM)

103

Are there Jooos in Iowa or are there more cows?

Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2012 08:21 PM (HmZoH)

Yeah, there's a few Joos, but we black folk outnumber the Joos.  There's 16 of us and Hattie Mae is pregnant with twins.

Posted by: Alvin Greene's brother Snickers Greene at January 03, 2012 04:25 PM (TkGkA)

104 Oh good! Juan Williams is telling us what we need to know.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 03, 2012 04:25 PM (nEUpB)

105 The Iowa Caucus will be as unpredictable as Aunt Mary Lou when she forgets her meds.

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 03, 2012 04:25 PM (6Cjut)

106 Heh heh... retards with headwounds (@80)   Nice!

Posted by: Yip in Texas at January 03, 2012 04:25 PM (cQhQZ)

107  It makes me think of the old bromide about the city slicker coming out to the country thinking he's going to fleece the dumb rubes, only he's the one who ends up getting fleeced.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 08:18 PM (diO4R)

Mr. Haney?  Is that you?

Posted by: Mr. Douglas with the hotwife at January 03, 2012 04:26 PM (4q5tP)

108 Megan Kelly needs to grow her hair long again and Juan Williams needs to stfu.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:26 PM (ceK0m)

109 Forget ethanol and farm subsidies. I want to pay some of these whackaloons in Iowa not to vote.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (WsOiK)

110 And here come the Badgers!

Posted by: toby928© loyal servant of the Hebraic Overlords at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (GTbGH)

111 Dear Ron Paul:

If elected, what will you do to contain the Bilderberger threat?

Will you release secret government documents on contrails?

Will you release any information we have on the planning of the 9-11 attacks?


Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (MMC8r)

112 Egad, I'm bored already. This just in... Mitt Romney, the guy who is supported by, some people other than the mythical establishment, will win the nomination, without having to lift the equivalent of a finger. When does American Idol start up again? I like that one better. People sing and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (Gc/Qi)

113

Rumors?

Here's one.

I heard the only thing bigger than an Iowan's feeling of self-importance during caucus time is his wife. Who is also his sister. Because they are a bunch of corn-shucking crackers.

Posted by: CAC at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (mPDs/)

114

An ace that lands in front of the hole, essentially blocking the hole from sliders.

 

This is an awesome sentence.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 04:27 PM (CSyi3)

115 98 tw Mitt & Hillary won the enterance polls in 08 and they both lost

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 08:20 PM (uwppY)

oh yeah I forgot about that. Exit polling stated Kerry in 2004 general election as well.


Not only win, but win by a good-sized margin.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:28 PM (d6QMz)

116 Ooohhh, tell us how important this really is.  Making this out to be waaay bigger than it really is.  This whole thing needs to be thunderdomed

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 04:28 PM (FIDMq)

117 49 Screw all y'all, I'm rooting for the Yellowstone caldera.

Fuckin' A!!

Posted by: BigWyo at January 03, 2012 04:28 PM (3wgYt)

118 Holy shit, there have been 4 goals in like 2 minutes in this Leafs-Lightning game.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (3fcX2)

119 twice as many Indys then in 08 involved in this caucus

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (uwppY)

120 Iowa is a hell hole of politics with bat shit rules and has no place leading the nation in voting. This is as crazy as paul.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (i6RpT)

121

Is this thread BM free? Because the Keif thread was really graphic.

I predict some weird white guys will win the Iowa Caucus.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (srIqv)

123 No official Romney speaker at AmishDude's caucus.  A volunteer.  Making the case based on the Salt Lake Olympics. 


After living here for a year and change I gotta tell you all that basing Romney's ability to govern the USA on taking the Utah Olympics out of mismanagement and into the black is silly. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (5H6zj)

124 President Huckabee is testimony to the crucial nature of Iowa.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:29 PM (MMC8r)

125 Watching a live caucus here if anyone's interested, scroll down a bit.

Posted by: booger at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (EjNp5)

126

...Dirty bag A bag that is on the ground or is hanging off the board touching the ground.[5] Dirty roll up A point scored when the bag hits the ground before landing on the board.[5] Gusher or double deuce or Catorce Four cornholes by a single player in a single round...

this is full of win. 
kudos eoj!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (CSyi3)

127

as caucus winner and "cornhole",

 

Huh huh, "entrance poles."

 

This situation will get out of hand. It will get out of hand and we will be lucky to survive it.


Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (PAyD5)

128 I have a confession to make: butter is my drug of choice.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (fwD86)

129 I'm rooting for the Yellowstone caldera.

Fuckin' A!!

Posted by: BigWyo at January 03, 2012 08:28 PM (3wgYt)

That's adorable.

Posted by: Betelgeuse and Eta Carinae simultaneously eh-sploding. at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (mPDs/)

130 No Santorum speaker.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (5H6zj)

131 I fucking hate the Leafs .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2012 04:30 PM (npr0X)

132 I'm just a simple Caveman Politician, you and all your "Caucuses" and magic talking boxes are frightening to me...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 04:31 PM (Qjh0I)

133 I say we wont know till the votes come out. Entrance polling isnt anything substantive.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:31 PM (FKQng)

134 First (*?) round of voting in AmishDude's caucus.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:31 PM (5H6zj)

135 Rumor has it that Katy Perry will beat Ron Paul senseless with her sweater bongos, after which Katy and I will form a two person drum circle and I'll tap her bongos like Neal Peart doing a Tom Sawyer solo.

Two bongos, one drumstick.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2012 04:31 PM (FabC8)

136 I personally fixed the FTR Radio link- should work fine now.  Skipperrrrr!

Posted by: Gilligan at January 03, 2012 04:31 PM (aFxlY)

137 Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (gj4aA)

Damn straight!!!

Posted by: BigWyo at January 03, 2012 04:32 PM (3wgYt)

138

I'm reminded of the picnic in the park scene from, 'There's Something About Mary'.

Posted by: luaP noR at January 03, 2012 08:24 PM (CSyi3)

It was "The Nutty Professor". If I see a flying hamster, I'm outta here!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:32 PM (PAyD5)

139 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2012 08:25 PM (DiqH3)

You missed "rusty trombone" -- where the bag tears and scatters filling all over the board, "dirty Sanchez" -- where a bag that has been rubbed in the dirt leaves a brown smear across the board when thrown, and a "Cleveland steamer" -- where the bag is stretched completely across the hole.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2012 04:33 PM (kaalw)

140 Where can I go to get some of this entrance polling that you all are talking about? 

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 03, 2012 04:33 PM (jucos)

141 The Fox livestream is a sausage fest. What a disappointment.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 04:33 PM (3fcX2)

142 I say we wont know till the votes come out. Entrance polling isnt anything substantive.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 08:31 PM (FKQng)

 

You are wasting your money on college.  Seriously.  They should be paying you to teach other people this kind of stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 04:33 PM (CSyi3)

143 114 Megan Kelly needs to grow her long again Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 08:26 PM (ceK0m) I think she looks cute tonight. But she really seems to have developed a grossly exagerated sense of her own stature as a Great Journalist.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:33 PM (niZvt)

144 Is this IA or FL?  From AmishDude's tweet:
Some people mismarked their ballots. Needed new ones.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:34 PM (5H6zj)

145 Shannon Breem is hotter than Megyn Kelly

there I said it

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (srIqv)

146 Been drinking since 5 o'clock Iowa time.

Based on the entrance polls, that seems to be a wise decision

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (LnQhT)

147 Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2012 08:31 PM (FabC

Russel Brand's leavings???  *gag*

Posted by: BigWyo at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (3wgYt)

148 Race war!

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (MMC8r)

149

You are wasting your money on college.  Seriously.  They should be paying you to teach other people this kind of stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 08:33 PM (CSyi3)

I wish I would be able too but it seems by the time I get into the job market, people will start needing graduate degrees. If there was a time I wish would be here, is the days when a high school degree was good enough.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (FKQng)

150

Official numbers coming....

 

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (Qjh0I)

151 This Romney surrogate is boring.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:35 PM (d6QMz)

152 Rumour > tweeting is verbotten for the Amish .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2012 04:36 PM (npr0X)

153 114 Megan Kelly needs to grow her long again Posted by: dananjcon at January 03,201208:26 PM (ceK0m) I think she lookscute tonight. But she really seems to have developeda grossly exagerated sense of her ownstatureas a Great Journalist. Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 08:33 PM (niZvt) Megan Kelly is a journalist??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:36 PM (ceK0m)

154 This Romney surrogate is boring.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:35 PM (d6QMz)

on FOX? that's his wife

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:36 PM (uwppY)

155 142 - Hey, watchit! That's the future Mrs. TC you're talking about there.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:36 PM (Gc/Qi)

156 The Fox livestream is a sausage fest. What a disappointment.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 08:33 PM (3fcX2)

Why I stick to online news sources. I used to watch Fox for an occasional beck but he went all religious on his shows instead of punching liberals so I left. And BOR is a d-bag and Hannity is a talking points fountain.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:37 PM (FKQng)

157 Wow, Bill Hemmer suddenly looks a lot older, and a LOT fatter...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:37 PM (niZvt)

158 This is torture. Never have so many said so little about so what

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:37 PM (i6RpT)

159 "Especially given that it seems to be a clearly delineated three-man race"

Wait, so Iowa is THAT relevant now?


Posted by: Dustin at January 03, 2012 04:37 PM (rQ/Ue)

160 Shannon Breem is hotter than Megyn Kelly

How hot? Hotter than a Laredo parking lot?

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 03, 2012 04:37 PM (GZitp)

161 162 This Romney surrogate is boring.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:35 PM (d6QMz)

on FOX? that's his wife


BreitbartNews

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (d6QMz)

162 160 Rumour > tweeting is verbotten for the Amish .

Actually, no. 

A friend does business with some Amish farmers.  One of the guys, the lead farmer, is allowed to use various forms of technology to conduct his business.  He's limited as to how much he can - fly/phone/text/etc - per unit of time, but as long as it's for work, he can do a certain amount. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (5H6zj)

163 This Romney surrogate is boring.

That's why they're a Romney surrogate.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (MMC8r)

164 Ron Paul doesn't count. The one who finishes second is the winner.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (F40+0)

165 128

Is this thread BM free? Because the Keif thread was really graphic.

I predict some weird white guys will win the Iowa Caucus.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 03, 2012 08:29 PM (RZ8pf)

Sadly, no.  The Iowa Caucuses are basically a huge steaming pile of political dung.  Which appears to be the theme of the evening here at AoSHQ. 

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (smvTK)

166 on FOX? that's his wife lmfao!

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (zLeKL)

167 Oh Christ, the Huckmeister...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (niZvt)

168 Lil Wayne and Air Jordans appearing in Dez Moines.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2012 04:38 PM (V6fqC)

169 Philip Klein Ron Paul crushes my Des Moines caucus site: 24 Paul, 7 Santorum, 4 Perry, 3 each for Romney, Newt, Bachmann

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (srIqv)

170

on FOX? that's his wife

Which one?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (CSyi3)

171 Oh, I could ger used to looking at Ann Romney for 4 years...and here come the Huckleberry. WTF Ffox??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (ceK0m)

172 Would this be an appropriate time to say I hate Ron Paul?

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (MMC8r)

173 Ron Paul doesn't counts. The one who finishes second is the winner.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 08:38 PM (F40+0)

It discredits this stupid cockus

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (FKQng)

174 175 No, here -> BreitbartNews

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (d6QMz)

175 Amish is saying they're talking about platform planks (while votes are tallied, presumably).  Should be interesting with all the Paultards there.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:39 PM (5H6zj)

176 155 - Hey watchit, that's the future Mrs..... on second thought, now that you put it that way, I think I'll just have my dirty, dirty way with her, without trying to engage in wedded bliss.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (Gc/Qi)

177 Why can't they be hot for Rick Perry? Damn. Not enough weed?

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (TCgts)

178 I've actually grown to like MK Ultra's shorter haircut, but the post-pregnancy boobs may be swaying my opinion overall

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (LnQhT)

179 When did Mike Huckabee become a relevant person?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (1PmUD)

180 I don't know if anyone mentioned this yet, but I heard that tonight there are Caucasians in Iowa!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (j+Izh)

181 @171: Yeah, but that rumor about the Amish not wiping their asses on the Sabbath? It's all true!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (niZvt)

182 Memo to RNC:

Remember to tell states with open caucus'/primaries,"No delegates for you!"

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2012 04:40 PM (KI/Ch)

183

Sadly, no.  The Iowa Caucuses are basically a huge steaming pile of political dung.  Which appears to be the theme of the evening here at AoSHQ. 

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 08:38 PM (smvTK)

From what I heard, Ace's dung would not pile up.

Posted by: here say at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (PAyD5)

184 163 Re previous thread.  Does ANYONE have Current TV on their cable?  I have every fucking channel Time Warner offers and I don't have it.  Who carries it?

Or Who gives a shit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at January 03, 2012 08:36 PM (hXJOG)

It's listed but not included in my package with DishTV, and I have an upgraded package.  Neither is MSNBC.

Wow, that Google Map is pretty frickin' cool.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (4136b)

185 I find Megan Kelly annoying. I also find all the fox babes with the same color hair insulting. And put on some fucking sleeves.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (TCgts)

186 Not Ron!

Posted by: Nor Ton! at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (Sx9rf)

187 Think about that...Ron F'n Paul as a caucus winner, talk about a sham if that occurs, and would call for it to be thrown to the ash heap of history, no offense intended.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (FIDMq)

188 Y-not , Obviously he's using this technology privelege like all men in positions of power do , to surf porn . and yes , I keed .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2012 04:41 PM (npr0X)

189 189 I don't know if anyone mentioned this yet, but I heard that tonight there are Caucasians in Iowa!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2012 08:40 PM (j+Izh)

Oh, good Lord.  Don't let them near the hogs . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:42 PM (smvTK)

190 Man on BreitbartNews stream encouraging write-in for someone like Donald Trump.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:42 PM (d6QMz)

191 When did Mike Huckabee become a relevant person? Posted by: Dick_Nixon at January 03, 2012 08:40 PM (1PmUD) When did ron paul?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 03, 2012 04:42 PM (i6RpT)

192 163 Re previous thread.  Does ANYONE have Current TV on their cable?  I have every fucking channel Time Warner offers and I don't have it.  Who carries it?

I'm on Time Warner too, they carried Current a few years ago, i guess they don't anymore i haven't bothered to check.

Posted by: booger at January 03, 2012 04:42 PM (EjNp5)

193 Rick Perry pledged to be the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.

And based on Tebow's last 3 games . . . Perry might be right

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 04:42 PM (LnQhT)

194 Google has a nice chart, doesn't look good for Perry so far


Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (srIqv)

195 Who made Iowa a state?

I want names people, NOW!

Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (HmZoH)

196

There is an ace blocking the cornhole.

There is an ace blocking the cornhole.

Ace has a dirty bag.

Ace has a dirty bag.

 

Posted by: Radio Free Iowa at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (DiqH3)

197 Can't wait till its over, so Bachman can tell me what one of her supporters tearfully confided to her about one of the top 3.

Posted by: Jimmah at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (TMeYE)

198 Highlight of my year so far ---> saw two paulbots get their asses kicked outside a bar in Sioux City tonight.  They tried to tell a Marine that if he voted for Perry, he wasn't patriotic.  .....   ......   ...  then they picked up their signs and their teeth off the ground, wiped their eyes with  their tie-dyed doorags and cried all the way to their van.  HAHA...priceless. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (7r17x)

199

Rumor:

Many democrats voting for luap nor.

Posted by: seamrog at January 03, 2012 04:43 PM (XOQah)

200 Previous Prediction: Rick Perry 'Stunner'.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (F40+0)

201
Voted most beautiful Fox chick with great hooters for 2011, Diane Macedo.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (TkGkA)

202 205

There is an ace blocking the cornhole.

There is an ace blocking the cornhole.

Ace has a dirty bag.

Ace has a dirty bag.

 

Posted by: Radio Free Iowa at January 03, 2012 08:43 PM (DiqH3)

Yes.  Tell us something we DON'T know . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (smvTK)

203 Shannon Breem is hotter than Megyn Kelly

Shannon Bream is hotter in person than on TV.

Posted by: Beavis at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (diO4R)

204 If my twitter timeline is any indication it looks like it's going to be a close fight for first between Romney and Paul.

Posted by: booger at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (EjNp5)

205
This just in from Rumor Central.

Keith Olberrmann was seen outside his posh hotel holding hands with a lemur and Russell Brand...


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (LWXG/)

206 207

You make my heart smile.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:44 PM (MMC8r)

207 So.. while we are awaiting results.. we had a near disaster here tonight.  Made my hubbys's favorite dish.. stuffed peppers.  Took them out of the oven, sliced mine in half and..hoo boy.. the smell.  I stopped hubby with fork ready to go in his mouth and yelled STOP!  Funny thing is, when I was stuffing them I didn't smell anything, but dammit.. those suckers smelled horrific after baking.  So glad I won't be puking my guts out tonight.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (Z71Vg)

208 208 That's what Rush said. Apparently the Forehead was giggling about it on TV.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (TCgts)

209 How many times did Ron Paul's eyebrow vote?

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (F40+0)

210 Late in the sixth round, Leonard just clocks Hearns with a left uppercut. This could turn the fight.

*News you can use from Sept 26, 1981*

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (Onw8c)

211 203 Google has a nice chart, doesn't look good for Perry so far


Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 08:43 PM (srIqv)

Can we buy a vowel?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (PAyD5)

212 Arnold Ziffel should win Iowa.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (4q5tP)

213 So glad I won't be puking my guts out tonight.

I'd wait until we see the results, first.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (MMC8r)

214 194 I find Megan Kelly annoying. I also find all the fox babes with the same color hair insulting. And put on some fucking sleeves. Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 08:41 PM (TCgts) Why, at this rate you'll require them to wear longer skirts that don't ride up to crotch level when they sit splay-legged in front of the camera!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (niZvt)

215 203 Google has a nice chart, doesn't look good for Perry so far

Wow, they have Santorum doing pretty good so far.

Posted by: booger at January 03, 2012 04:45 PM (EjNp5)

216 217 So.. while we are awaiting results.. we had a near disaster here tonight.  Made my hubbys's favorite dish.. stuffed peppers.  Took them out of the oven, sliced mine in half and..hoo boy.. the smell.  I stopped hubby with fork ready to go in his mouth and yelled STOP!  Funny thing is, when I was stuffing them I didn't smell anything, but dammit.. those suckers smelled horrific after baking.  So glad I won't be puking my guts out tonight.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 08:45 PM (Z71Vg)

Send 'em to Ace.  He'll eat ANYTHING.

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 04:46 PM (smvTK)

217 "And based on Tebow's last 3 games . . . Perry might be right

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:42 PM (LnQhT)"


LOL. 

Sad though.  He really presented some great ideas and earned some respect with his record.  Conservatives who wrote him off will probably look back just as many did when Mccain won, wondering why they didn't go with Rudy or whoever.

Posted by: Dustin at January 03, 2012 04:46 PM (rQ/Ue)

218 204 Who made Iowa a state?

I want names people, NOW!


President James K. Polk

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 04:46 PM (d6QMz)

219 So glad I'm drinking right now.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:46 PM (zLeKL)

220 Mike Awwshucksabee just showed up to pardon some killer rapists and eat a few barnyard animals.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (WsOiK)

221 FOX says they project Bachmann will finish 6/7 just as I predicted w/ Huntsman last

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (uwppY)

222 BACHMAN GOES DOWN!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (ceK0m)

223 From AmishDude's location:
Paul 25
Romney 24
Santorum 15
Perry 11
newt 11
Bachmann 6
huntsman 4
spoiled ballot 5

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (5H6zj)

224 Paul would lose the general election by 25%.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (MMC8r)

225 Ooof, Bachmann and Huntsman cementing 6th and 7th per Fox.  They keep talking about the "three man race". Will anyone other than those three crack 10%?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 04:47 PM (Qjh0I)

226 BACHMAN GOES DOWN!!!

fap fap fap fap

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:48 PM (MMC8r)

227 Megan Kelly needs longer hair. FoxBabes=#Winning

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 04:48 PM (hC5jI)

228 Ron Paul mocking Huntsman on Twitter:

Ron Paul we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks.

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 04:48 PM (srIqv)

229 Fuck Iowa. They actually like Santorum. Screw that level of stupidity. Santorum is like every guy that I wouldn't go out with and wouldn't take the hint.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:48 PM (TCgts)

230 Highlight of my year so far ---> saw two paulbots get their asses kicked outside a bar in Sioux City tonight. They tried to tell a Marine that if he voted for Perry, he wasn't patriotic. ..... ...... ... then they picked up their signs and their teeth off the ground, wiped their eyes with their tie-dyed doorags and cried all the way to their van. HAHA...priceless. ===================== so ... ppfp.... u from Sioux City???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (ffV1/)

231

at this rate Perry will finish 5th, just as I predicted

anyone out of denial yet?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (uwppY)

232 Iowa needs to become two states..... the liberals in the east and the smart people in the west.  No offense to my fellow morons in the east, but get the hell out of lib country.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (7r17x)

233

I'd wait until we see the results, first.

LOL.. I wouldn't worry terribly much about tonight.  Iowa's track record ain't anything to brag about.  I learned not to pay much attention to them even though they are right above me.


 

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (Z71Vg)

234 228

I had a middle school teacher who thought Polk was a badass and one of our greatest presidents.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (LnQhT)

235 Can Mr. Inevitable crack the 24% ceiling?

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (FIDMq)

236 "so ... ppfp.... u from Sioux City???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 08:49 PM (ffV1/)"


Yep.  U?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:49 PM (7r17x)

237 Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 08:49 PM (uwppY) --- With 1% reporting? Calm the fuck down, dude! LOL

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:50 PM (zLeKL)

238

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 08:48 PM (srIqv)

wait that's from his official twitter account?

as a Hunstman hater, I say sarcastically...classy

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:50 PM (uwppY)

239 53 Herd a rumor that there's a joo in Iowa. He's a journalism professor at UI. See Iowahawk for more info.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2012 04:50 PM (j+Izh)

240 Actually, I'm a Husker chick.....chickybabe,,,,, herbiette.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:50 PM (7r17x)

241 What? That mouthbreather "Greg" isn't here selling us gloom and doom?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (NmeZ3)

242 So the takeaway so far is 25% of the Iowa GOP is retarded.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (GZitp)

243 AmishDude: So Paul won our precinct. Only 2 of them are going to the county convention

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (5H6zj)

244 With 1% reporting? Calm the fuck down, dude! LOL

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 08:50 PM (zLeKL)

that's why I said "at this rate"

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (uwppY)

245 Nice girls finish last.

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (xZYZ8)

246 Yep. U? =========== Went to college there.... I'm from the.... ahem.... eastern side originally.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (ffV1/)

247

RON PAUL won't win, because he's an AMERICA-HATING leftist.

I would say not only is he an America hating leftist, but that he and his supporters are outright traitors.

While our brave soldiers fight and die to protect Afghanistan from al-Qaeda's primary and historic ally, the Taliban, Ron Paul describes them as essentially freedom fighters like the American patriots.

Furthermore, Ron Paul believes that foreign terrorists should be able to tell us what we can and can't do in terms of foreign policy. Hence, his statements that 9/11 was an understandable act of retaliation for American actions taken against Saddam Hussein in the 1990s.

If treason floats your boat, then fine. But don't pretend that it doesn't exist.

 

Posted by: Chris at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (XGZYX)

248 Brit Hume up next. I say hes got a five martini head start on the rest of the crew.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (ceK0m)

249 Remember Canucks, all that stands between you and Iowa...is Minnesota.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at January 03, 2012 04:51 PM (Fs7RJ)

250 256 Nice girls finish last.

Posted by: Michele Bachmann at January 03, 2012 08:51 PM (xZYZ

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (smvTK)

251 One thing I'll like about tonight, is at least the Rick Perry hangers-on will be forced to suck up some reality. Bitter, creamy reality.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (YiE0S)

252 that's why I said "at this rate" I am in a foul mood right now, so I will be losing friends and alienating people. So fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (zLeKL)

253 Nice girls finish last.

I guarantee it!

Posted by: Nick Folks at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (sOXQX)

254 FOX says they project Bachmann will finish 6/7 just as I predicted w/ Huntsman last

I wonder if she will drop out. Politico says she has a few events scheduled in SC but I suppose those can always be cancelled.

Perry on the other hand looks to have a ton of stuff going on in SC over the next week so I am guessing he's going to stick it out for a little while longer.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (diO4R)

255 244 - He was the man. Ran once, accomplished pretty much everything he set out to do, then called it a career.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (Gc/Qi)

256 It won't suck itself.

Posted by: Iowa to Michele Bachmann at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (LnQhT)

257

 those suckers smelled horrific after baking.  So glad I won't be puking my guts out tonight.

What was it? Spoiled meat?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2012 04:52 PM (PddVe)

258 "Went to college there.... I'm from the.... ahem.... eastern side originally.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 08:51 PM (ffV1/)"


BC?  Morningside? 

I'm a BC aluminumist. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:53 PM (7r17x)

259 260 Remember Canucks, all that stands between you and Iowa...is Minnesota.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada (and the silicone plague)! at January 03, 2012 08:51 PM (Fs7RJ)

It appears that the Retardisil has ravaged Minnesota too, run for your lives

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 04:53 PM (FIDMq)

260 Hearns just took a beating in round eight. Three vicious rights to the noggin followed by Rocky style left and right hooks to the ribs.

Carl Rove says, Leonard can't keep this up.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 04:53 PM (Onw8c)

261 One thing I'll like about tonight, is at least the Rick Perry hangers-on will be forced to suck up some reality. Bitter, creamy reality.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (YiE0S)

as someone who has gotten heat for trying to tell folks it's over for Perry I say a good hearty fuck you Random, seriously

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 04:53 PM (uwppY)

262 This is great entertainment. THIS is the best the Republicans have to offer?

Posted by: Greg at January 03, 2012 04:53 PM (pftd6)

263 One thing I find useful about this thread, it's showing me who cares about conservatism and who's just a prick. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:54 PM (5H6zj)

264

I wonder if she will drop out.

Why have a general election? Let Iowa choose our president!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:54 PM (PAyD5)

265 I'm a BC aluminumist. =================== Me......M'side..... back when they were still the Chiefs.... ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 04:54 PM (ffV1/)

266 I didn't think precincts closed until 8

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:54 PM (7r17x)

267 In Ace's other post he mentioned folks are either too informed or too uninformed. Problem is that most are too uninformed but what makes it worse is that they really think they are informed. Nothing about this country is really going to change politically. Curious if New Zealand is taking any more immigration applications...

Posted by: Old Coach at January 03, 2012 04:54 PM (qhDb6)

268

What was it? Spoiled meat?

Yep.  I had mixed in some ground turkey with my hamburger and other seasonings. I think it was the ground turkey.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (Z71Vg)

269 Presdent Obama do not get discouraged by Iowa. It is a redneck hick state that means nothing like us in the Northeast. Good luck Presdent Obama and Brattleboro still loves you. Wecome back to the USA after your trip to Hawaii ..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (Te1S8)

270 259 Brit Hume up next. I say hes got a five martini head start on the rest of the crew. Yup!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (niZvt)

271 Just keep on drinking...

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (zLeKL)

272 "it's showing me who cares about conservatism and who's just a prick."

I'm all about the prick. Politics is just a hobby.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (YiE0S)

273

The Jew is in the bank.

The Jew is in the bank.

Ron has a shiny hat.

Ron has a shiny hat.

Posted by: Radio Free Paul at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (DiqH3)

274 262 One thing I'll like about tonight, is at least the Rick Perry hangers-on will be forced to suck up some reality. Bitter, creamy reality.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (YiE0S)

I still plan on voting for him, even though MI will go retard Mittens.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 04:55 PM (FIDMq)

275 Oh, gasp -- "the chiefs"....Native American hater!!   

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (7r17x)

276 Paul and Santorum tied. Paul, Santorum, Romney is a good result for a brokered convention.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (FKQng)

277 Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (YiE0S)

Fear me, all you clever asians and whites!

Posted by: The Singularity at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (uhAkr)

278 Curious if New Zealand is taking any more immigration applications... Posted by: Old Coach at January 03, 2012 08:54 PM (qhDb6) I hear Costa Rica is a better retirement option for Americans.

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (vjyZP)

279 Good Grief, please don't tell me the Iowans will go with either Paul or whimpy-looking Santorum...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (niZvt)

280 I'm going to have to go have some sugar free jello.

HanCOCK county has Perry in 2nd at 29% so there.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (TCgts)

281 Romney shows up with 50 million in the bank, Santorum shows up with a Shell gas card and kicks his ass.

Posted by: Jimmah at January 03, 2012 04:56 PM (TMeYE)

282 Iowans take this very seriously.

Posted by: Every talking head for about a month now. at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (zLeKL)

283

I predicted 2 months ago that a bunch of people would make a bunch of predictions based on the Iowa caucus, that is now an 3-man race or 2 man race, and they would mostly be wrong.

Guess I'll have to wait a while.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (fUGwd)

284 Why have a general election? Let Iowa choose our president!

Well, running a campaign requires money and energy, and if you stumble to a 6th place finish right out of the gate it's kind of difficult to get more of both.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (diO4R)

285 "osted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 03, 2012 08:55 PM (Te1S "

I frew up a widdle in my mouf. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (7r17x)

286

4% reporting now
Santorum 24, Paul 24, Romney 22, Gingrich 14, Perry 9, Bachmann 6,  Huntsman 1

 

Who's closest in the prediction pool?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (Qjh0I)

287 sock

Posted by: Every talking head for about a month now. at January 03, 2012 04:57 PM (zLeKL)

288 Ron Paul is in first place with 111 precincts reporting. Will Dr. Paul get rid of fiat money in the First Paul Administration, or the Second Paul Administration?

Posted by: Phist Of Ron at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (xx2Hb)

289 290 Good Grief, please don't tell me the Iowans will go with either Paul or whimpy-looking Santorum...

Better Santorum than that evil garden gnome.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (MMC8r)

290 Romney shows up with 50 million in the bank, Santorum shows up with a Shell gas card and kicks his ass.


I still have better hair.

Posted by: Mittens at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (3aXbg)

291 sock is persistent!

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (zLeKL)

292 Oh, gasp -- "the chiefs"....Native American hater!! ======================== And you were saying exactly "what" about the Western half of the state???? ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (ffV1/)

293 Greg is here. Oh boy. Havent seen the troll in awhile.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (FKQng)

294

I'm all about the prick.

Yeah, no kidding.  You talk about your conquests of women like you're a fucking alien whose only knowledge of them comes from Mary Tyler Moore broadcasts that have just reached your planet.

We already knew, dude.

Posted by: Radio Free Paul at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (DiqH3)

295 From the map it looks like the Madison libtard retard asswipes drove into Iowa and voted for Ron Paul. Either that or stupid floats westward in the wind.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (TCgts)

296 I hear Costa Rica is a better retirement option for Americans.

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2012 08:56 PM (vjyZP)

The Philippines is far better and cheaper.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (PAyD5)

297 I can see myself voting for Santorum, but I know nothing about him. He might be worse than Mittens for all I know.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (zLeKL)

298

Did anyone see Paul's son, Rand on Fand F this morning?  Man, I lost all respect for that guy.  He should have been the one to take the old man aside and tell him to knock it the fuck off.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (Z71Vg)

299 "Romney shows up with 50 million in the bank, Santorum shows up with a Shell gas card and kicks his ass."

Ha. Like it.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (YiE0S)

300 Will my primary vote in Jersey mean anything?

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 04:58 PM (ceK0m)

301 Remember Canucks, all that stands between you and Iowa...is Minnesota. As a proud Canuck , all I can say vote Ron Paul ! We're mustering our force ( notice the singular ) for the inevitable offensive .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (npr0X)

302 @292
Yep.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (5H6zj)

303 Romney shows up with 50 million in the bank, Santorum shows up with a Shell gas card and kicks his ass.

To paraphrase Voltaire, if Huckabee did not exist, Iowa would have created him.

Santorum is the proof of that.

I predict floating crosses are in Santorum's future.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (uhAkr)

304 FTR radio link fixed

Posted by: Andy at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (XG+Mn)

305 293 Iowans take this very seriously. Posted by: Every talking head for about a month now. at January 03, 2012 08:57 PM (zLeKL) Right. Which is why the anti-semitic loon may win.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (niZvt)

306 308... pretty sure a hell of a lot of people in Iowa just voted based on that logic.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (/h3en)

307

Fuck Iowa. No, seriously, fuck them. I'm glad they aren't picking Perry. The last few winners of that state haven gone on to lose. I mean... they haven't even picked a winner in forever. Again, fuck them.

Was that too much?

Posted by: BugPowderJunkie at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (PlSKr)

308 Following the disappointment of Teh Fred dropping out prior to the Florida primary, it will be nice to actually vote for the candidate of my choosing this time.

Mr. Perry isn't going to simply throw in the towel.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 04:59 PM (piMMO)

309 OMG, Willard in 3rd place would be fap worthy.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (dBvlk)

310 If Santorum were to win, what are his chances in NH. Mbviously Mitt first but does Rick pose a significant threat?

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (hC5jI)

311 294

I predicted 2 months ago that a bunch of people would make a bunch of predictions based on the Iowa caucus, that is now an 3-man race or 2 man race, and they would mostly be wrong.

Guess I'll have to wait a while.

---

One night a month ago (while half drunk), I made a post here on how Santorum would be sitting pretty taking in the lions share of Newts refugees when they fled. And now I'll predict he starts stealing from Romney.

Posted by: Jimmah at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (TMeYE)

312 "293 Iowans take this very seriously.

Posted by: Every talking head for about a month now. at January 03, 2012 08:57 PM (zLeKL)"


Really?  Everyone I know thinks it's a ridiculous joke and  can't wait for it to be over .....  well, everyone but the hotel folks, the bar owners, the restaurants, the newspaper and tv ad sales guys, the car rental places, the lawyers, taxi drivers, security companies, the banks, and....ok, nevermiand.  

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (7r17x)

313 I can see myself voting for Santorum, but I know nothing about him. He might be worse than Mittens for all I know.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 08:58 PM (zLeKL)

One word. Romneycare.

If for no other reason, and there are many, for that alone Romney can't be our nominee.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (3aXbg)

314 ""Will my primary vote in Jersey mean anything?""


Dude, we're in jersey, what do you think?

Posted by: Berserker at January 03, 2012 05:00 PM (FMbng)

315 Everybody leave Random alone! He loves him some Santorum and this is his one night to enjoy it. Like a prom queen. News flash for the Perry haters. We know. We're already over it. We don't need a bunch of fat old Iowans to tell us.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (Gc/Qi)

316 FTR radio link fixed

Uhhhhh, where?

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (YiE0S)

317 Santorum doesn't have the money to compete anywhere else, he won't get backers like McCain did.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (GZitp)

318 Mitt Romney 3rd? Huh.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (sOXQX)

319 Why the hell doesn't Sarah endorse Perry?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (piMMO)

320 Oh oh... Romney just at 22%...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (niZvt)

321 If for no other reason, and there are many, for that alone Romney can't be our nominee. I've been beating that drum for months.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (zLeKL)

322 Tight race? I want Megan to tell me again how tight it is.

Posted by: USA at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (6Cjut)

323 I thought we agreed that Greg's dick is going into Maet's paper shredder bomb thing?

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:01 PM (TCgts)

324 Voters are truly looking for any reason...and anyone...to vote against Romney. The guy seems inevitable and yet has such limited support.

Posted by: Greg at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (pftd6)

325 292 Romney shows up with 50 million in the bank, Santorum shows up with a Shell gas card and kicks his ass.

1. Santorum hasn't kicked anyones ass. He's merely the last vestige of the migration of you ridiculous "super-uber-hard-core-chuck-norris-conservatives" whose ideology really collapses into "anybody but Romney, who I was OK with in 2008."

2. Ron Paul is a fucking douche.

3. Romney hasn't spent anywhere near that amount. Nor has he toured all the counties or even competed for Iowa, like Santorum. Iowa was Santorum's gambit, and he won not because he was correct in a justified-true-belief style, but because of a Gettier-eque, right man in the right place at the right time.



Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (447Af)

326 I must be the only one who thinks Paul winning is good news. This should re-star the whole campaign in NH, SC and Florida. If the candidates that remain can make a good showing in debates then this might get good. Not to mention this should really get Bachman out of the race, which I think can only be helpful.

Posted by: Ana at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (WamA+)

327

One night a month ago (while half drunk), I made a post here on how Santorum would be sitting pretty taking in the lions share of Newts refugees when they fled. And now I'll predict he starts stealing from Romney.


Romney's primary argument is that he is inevitable...and the other choice is Ron Paul. If you give the primary voters a specific third option and not half a dozen people splitting the not Romney/Paul vote that potentially changes quickly.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (3aXbg)

328 Rounds nine and ten looked like both fighters were saving their energy for the rematch in New Hampshire.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (Onw8c)

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (srIqv)

330 AuthorLMendez: This may be the beers, but despite you being a Mitt fan, you're alright in my book. Cheers.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (zLeKL)

331 Lots of nice new folks here.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 05:02 PM (WsOiK)

332 Does Michelles behind have it's own caucus??? Just asking.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (ffV1/)

333 My friendsh, you have nothing to fear from a Ron Paul presidency.

Posted by: John McHeydrich at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (PddVe)

334 3. Romney hasn't spent anywhere near that amount.

The SuperPAC aligned with Romney has spent millions this past month. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (5H6zj)

335 Granted I am bum that Perry isn't doing better. I hope this gives him some time to convince people in other states. I don't see how Santorum goes further than Iowa.

Posted by: Ana at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (WamA+)

336 Ed Rollins is a d-bag

Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (w5ZaA)

337 You talk about your conquests of women like you're a fucking alien whose only knowledge of them comes from Mary Tyler Moore broadcasts that have just reached your planet.

It does come across as almost magic and hard to follow when you hit the groove (no pun intended), but it's beautiful to see it work.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (YiE0S)

338 I am so pissed at Paul and his brain damaged supporters. Fucking ignorant extremists that don't care they're helping to reelect Obama. Assholes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (niZvt)

339 Ron Paul is an asshole.

That is all.

Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:03 PM (Aju6j)

340 Nice girls finish last.

I guarantee it!

Posted by: Nick Folks at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (sOXQX)

Who the fuck are you?

Posted by: Will Folks at January 03, 2012 05:04 PM (jucos)

341 I don't see how Santorum goes further than Iowa.

Momentum surge in SC? He doesn't have to win, just place.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:04 PM (YiE0S)

342 "If for no other reason, and there are many, for that alone Romney can't be our nominee.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 09:00 PM (3aXbg)"


Amen.  The "conservative" socialism, Romneycare, and Strong Gun Control are ideological non starters.

But the abortion flip flop is so ridiculous it amounts to a character non starter.  The man has no personal character and plays politics with human life.  Watching him pander to the left on abortion in the early 2000s, say he's been pro-abortion rights for 37 years and outlawing it = back alley deaths, how in his legal opinion Roe v Wade is "good law" and how he will "never waver" in supporting abortion rights... all that isn't just wrong ideologically, it's a passionate fully fleshed out pander, and when Romney flipped on this, he didn't do so a little bit.  He pandered 100% the other way.  At 57 years old?  I can't trust even the few things he says that I agree with, and Obama would crush his flip flopping ass like a bug.  The Romney debates Romney ad was awesome, and they barely put any effort into it.  It pisses both sides off and leaves us realizing the man is dishonest.


Mitt Romney doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Dustin at January 03, 2012 05:04 PM (rQ/Ue)

343

I thought we agreed that Greg's dick is going into Maet's paper shredder bomb thing?

lmao.. I almost spit wine out of my mouth.  Hmm, that reminds me...

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 05:04 PM (Z71Vg)

344 I thought we agreed that Greg's dick is going into Maet's paper shredder bomb thing?

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 09:01 PM (TCgts)

Aren't you making a big assumption there?

Posted by: Its like a Ken Doll down here at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (3aXbg)

345 Why the hell doesn't Sarah endorse Perry?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:01 PM (piMMO)

Really. That would help immensely. Unless she just wants romney to slowly get the nomination.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (FKQng)

346 349 I am so pissed at Paul and his brain damaged supporters. Fucking ignorant extremists that don't care they're helping to reelect Obama. Assholes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 09:03 PM (niZvt)


Yeah but this is it for him. Trust me.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (GZitp)

347 Santorum would probably be able to irritate our enemies to death. Obama bows and they smirk but Rick would have them giving him swirlies.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (TCgts)

348 And you were saying exactly "what" about the Western half of the state???? ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 08:58 PM (ffV1/)

HAH....point taken.

Santorum spent a lot of time here.  He comes across as a much nicer guy in person than he did in the debates.  Gray-haired Iowegians loves them some "nice guy". 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (7r17x)

349 "But he gives his word he will repeal Obamacare! His word! If you can't trust that, what can you trust?"

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (zLeKL)

350 Problem is that most are too uninformed but what makes it worse is that they really think they are informed. Nothing about this country is really going to change politically.

Has anyone mentioned the bond wraiths yet?

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (sOXQX)

351 You think Bob McDonnell could fly in from Richmond by 10pm and launch a surprise campaign? Shit, it's already 9 in Virginia. Stupid relativity. H. Ross Paulrot seems to be in a good position to capture the fringey know-nothings in November. Maybe he'll get Ralph Nader as his running mate. Santorum's looking like Gary Hart in 84...hope he isn't planning any ocean cruises.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2012 05:05 PM (V6fqC)

352 AuthorLMendez: This may be the beers, but despite you being a Mitt fan, you're alright in my book.

Cheers.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 09:02 PM (zLeKL)

im not a Mitt guy, actually I may vote for Perry knowing he'd still lose when I vote come FL, though I am very comfortable w/ Mitt compared to most folks here

I am really annoyed though w/ the dickish behavior by the Romneybots

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (uwppY)

353 Not to mention this should really get Bachman out of the race, which I think can only be helpful.

The field's needed to be trimmed for a while, now.  She should drop out and let her voters go to their next choice, and we'll start to see where the field goes when it's not so fragmented.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

354 I am so pissed at Paul and his brain damaged supporters.

Well, they do take a lot of pot, and read a lot of Murray Rothbard. That combo will do it.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (YiE0S)

355 TheFix Howard Fineman says Bachmann senior guard are telling her it's time to drop out. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (d6QMz)

356 Steve Hayes!

Posted by: Steve Holt at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (xZYZ8)

357 349 I am so pissed at Paul and his brain damaged supporters. Fucking ignorant extremists that don't care they're helping to reelect Obama. Assholes.

They aren't.

The Romney camp owns that, CoolCzech.  They're the ones who have made it clear they do not need conservatives to win.  If they would make some fucking effort, they'd pull in many not-Romney voters which would make Paul irrelevant (as always).  But they won't and their candidate won't. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (5H6zj)

358 So, how does one actually listen to that radio?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 03, 2012 05:06 PM (sEvRn)

359 Kirsten Powers! I need for the FNC makeup crew to give her the Fox Girl look: extra short skirt, boob job, and lots of lip collagen!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:07 PM (niZvt)

360

Nice girls finish last.

They finish first, second and third. I finish last.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2012 05:07 PM (CSyi3)

361 I am sick and tired of hearing how very, very serious Iowans take their caucus. Sure...the 140k who actually participate take it seriously but just how damn serious do "Iowans" take it when so few choose to participate.

No offense to those who do take it seriously and who drag their rears out in the cold and snow to cast their votes....but damnit....that kind of a turnout simply does not justify the impact it has upon the rest of the nation. Just as the electoral vote system keeps cities like NY and LA from choosing the president for the rest of the nation, so too should there be limits on the power of the small towns in a single state.

Something has to change. I no longer give a rat's ass about "tradition".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:07 PM (piMMO)

362 I'm probably going to have to support Romney. God damn it. Perry is dead in the water and I doubt Gingrich will rebound in the next few primaries, so it's looking like Romney is the guy. Santorum wouldn't have a prayer in the general.

Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:07 PM (Aju6j)

363 Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 09:06 PM (uwppY) --- Well damn! Good to know ya.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:07 PM (zLeKL)

364 Really. That would help immensely. Unless she just wants romney to slowly get the nomination.

Santorum surging, Perry not surging. Maybe she's waiting to carefully place her shot.

Maybe Sarah Palin doesn't give a crap how much you like Rick Perry?

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (YiE0S)

365 I hate Ron Paul. Words can't even describe it.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (hC5jI)

366 How many drop out after tonight? Or will Bachmann be the only one?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (1PmUD)

367 Oh my, Hearns is pummeling Leonard in the 11th. Lefts and rights to the head and body in combination, but Leonard stands his ground. We'll see what happens in the 12th.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (Onw8c)

368 I am no longer held in thrall to MITT (Mormon) ROMNEY, the RHINO. We can only be saved by the One True Conservative, RICK SANTORUM. He is, by the Grace of Our GOD, the REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE for PRESIDENT of our BLESSED UNITED STATES. USA! USA! BOMB IRAN NOW!

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (gj4aA)

369 Gingrich is doing well so far.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (zLeKL)

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (d6QMz)

371 Fucking ignorant extremists that don't care they're helping to reelect Obama.

No, a lot of them are Dems trying to do exactly that.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (MMC8r)

372 The Romney camp owns that, CoolCzech.  They're the ones who have made it clear they do not need conservatives to win.  If they would make some fucking effort, they'd pull in many not-Romney voters which would make Paul irrelevant (as always).  But they won't and their candidate won't.

What does that even mean? Now Paul placing in Iowa is Romney's fault?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:08 PM (GZitp)

373 Joffen, he vetoed it a dozen times. What about that eludes you? Also, every single State in the Union including commie enclaves like Texas and Montana has provisions for providing care to the indigent. Laws force them to. Screaming "Romneyvcare!!!" as if it means something in the context of Obamacare is meaningless.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (Qjh0I)

374 I'm writing Perry in on my Va ballot.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (TCgts)

375 Nice girls finish last.

I guarantee it!

Posted by: Nick Folks at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (sOXQX)

Who the fuck are you?

Posted by: Will Folks at January 03, 2012 09:04 PM (jucos)


Kicker for the cowboys.
(sockpuppet misfire)

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (sOXQX)

376 Time for another beer.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (zLeKL)

377

I've been telling you ninnies who think 'it's too late' before it has even begun, but you're too busy screaming about Ron Paul's past associations with racism. So Iowa goes Santorum/Paul, Paul/Santorum, Romney.

In 2008 Iowa went Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, and Fred Thompson, and they all made fine presidents.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (fUGwd)

378 Why is Santorum the favorite of the tea party voters in Iowa? He wrote an anti-free market book ! WTF? Are Iowans illiterate?

Posted by: Spike at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (g/arr)

379 " They're the ones who have made it clear they do not need conservatives to win." 

Well, they don't, do they?  It should, but I'm afraid there are enough democrats and indies with buyers remorse that would vote Romney over Obama.....

or am I wrong?  which I usually am, so be kind. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (7r17x)

380 Bret keeps looking at Megan and saying "looks tight tonight."

Posted by: USA at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (6Cjut)

381 If Santorum were to win, what are his chances in NH. Mbviously Mitt first but does Rick pose a significant threat?

Doubt it. The RCP average has Romney crushing the field with 41% with Paul in 2nd at 18.8% and Gingrich in 3rd at 12.5%. Santorum is in 6th with 4%. He would have to make a pretty big leap to get from 6th into 2nd or 3rd and would need to take votes away from Gingrich, Huntsman, and Bachmann (if she were to drop out).

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (diO4R)

382 Santorum spent a lot of time here. He comes across as a much nicer guy in person than he did in the debates. Gray-haired Iowegians loves them some "nice guy". ================= Perhaps..... but I think it was more a function of it being "his" turn for a surge in support. Do me a favor..... down a Charlie Boy and a schooner for me if you will. You know what Im talking about..... ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 05:09 PM (ffV1/)

383 Rick Santorum is George McFly pre-Marty's trip back to 1955.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (LnQhT)

384 seriously any none-Romneys skip NH, Romney's gonna win NH going away, go straight to SC when the race really begins

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (uwppY)

385 Mitt Romney has now established the precident of underperforming his 2008 loss.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (fUGwd)

386 As it stands now, the Google map thingy has it Paul edging out Santorum by a point, Santorum and Romney virtually tied.

24/24/23%

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (YiE0S)

387 Well, here we are, round 12. Leonard has a mouse over his left eye. This may favor the right hand of Hearns. Hearns looking strong strong.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (Onw8c)

388 The SuperPAC aligned with Romney has spent millions this past month.

Not $40 Million or any such amount as claimed.

Speaking of money, this is really the metric by which we can see the formal downfall of Rick Perry.

Informally, that debate stumble was an amalgamation of much of the general frustration with his performance and lack of formal fluence on the issues. Mind you,this wasn't a fault of Mr. Perry per say, rather what happens when you take any governor and expect them to transition from the state-level to the national stage in 3 weeks after throwing a debate prep binder at them.

After being the conservative option, spending the most in Iowa (http://tinyurl.com/7v77t34) and then coming in 5th place and being lucky to break 10% of the vote -- this is a death knell IMHO.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (447Af)

389 TheFix 12% in. Paul 24, Romney 23, Santorum 23. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (d6QMz)

390 I don't see how Santorum goes further than Iowa.

Posted by: Ana at January 03, 2012 09:03 PM (WamA+)

When you look at the candidates running, Santorum hits all the conservative check boxes better then the other candidates*.

It is easy to overestimate how much one state will decide, but if we are going to get serious about a not-Romney he's arguably the man in the position to be that guy right now.

*Perry it could have been you, if only you had a "heart".


Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (3aXbg)

391 Not that you morons deserve it, but the results from precinct 73 are as follows: Bachmann - 0, Perry - 1, Santorum - 10, Ginrich(sp?) - 24, Paul - 47, Romney - 105.

Posted by: chicagorefugee at January 03, 2012 05:10 PM (Cvvzd)

392

So, how does one actually listen to that radio?

Fuckin' links! How do they work?

Posted by: Insane Clown Webmaster at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (O6q63)

393 Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 09:08 PM (gj4aA)

When you made your campaign contribution to Father Paul, did you stop to realize it was odd he wanted that that worthless paper money as opposed to the precious metals he says have real value?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (uhAkr)

394 Correction:

24% Paul
23% Santorum
23% Romney

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (YiE0S)

395 Do i see grey hairs on Kirsten Powers??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (ceK0m)

396 After reading the Entrance poll data, the whole thing is a load of bullshit, what a f'n joke

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (FIDMq)

397 I just can't imagine Santorum winning nationally. The man just looks whimpy and creepy, like a crybaby.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (niZvt)

398 I'm starting to think that a brokered RNC convention is a best-case scenario . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (smvTK)

399 he vetoed it a dozen times. He vetoes certain aspects of the legislation, such as "provisions providing dental benefits to poor residents on the Medicaid program, and providing health coverage to senior and disabled legal immigrants not eligible for federal Medicaid" - wikipedia Did he veto the mandate? NO!

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:11 PM (zLeKL)

400 What does that even mean? Now Paul placing in Iowa is Romney's fault?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 09:08 PM (GZitp)

----

Read CoolCzech's post. 

He was talking about Paul giving us four more years of Obama.  That's foolish in any other year.  There is no reason to believe Paul's candidacy goes anywhere aside from a few states that have these sorts of weird caucuses and the weirdos around to capitalize on it. 

The only way Paul is relevant is if Romney can't seal the deal and break 25% and the vote keeps getting split three ways. 

If Romney can't convince conservatives to vote for him, then Paul becomes relevant. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:12 PM (5H6zj)

401
I need for the FNC makeup crew to give her the Fox Girl look: extra short skirt, boob job, and lots of lip collagen!

Don't forget the bridesmaid's dress!

Posted by: Wodeshed, now with Sex Panther! at January 03, 2012 05:12 PM (SgLsM)

402

Are certain words creeping into his conversations?

Words like, "chemtrails!?"

And, "Silver dimes!?" and "da jooooos!?"

Well, if so my friends,

Ya got trouble,

Right here in River City,

With a capial "T"

And that rhymes with "P"

And that stands for "Paul."

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2012 05:12 PM (4q5tP)

403 Momentum surge in SC? He doesn't have to win, just place.

After his comment targeting blacks?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:12 PM (piMMO)

404 Santorum ignores NH, and goes directly to SC. Obviously.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:12 PM (YiE0S)

405

Are Iowans illiterate?

Scarcely literate, just like all the other states.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:13 PM (fUGwd)

406 I just can't imagine Santorum winning nationally.

The man just looks whimpy and creepy, like a crybaby.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 09:11 PM (niZvt)

he lost by almost 20 in 06

McCain lost by 10 in 08

I think Obama would LOVE to face Santorum

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:13 PM (uwppY)

407 "Do me a favor..... down a Charlie Boy and a schooner for me if you will.

You know what Im talking about..... ;-)

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 09:09 PM (ffV1/)"

Remember Miles Inn?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:13 PM (7r17x)

408
After his comment targeting blacks?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:12 PM (piMMO)

Not to be pedantic or anything, but that quote was completely made-up bullshit.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (uhAkr)

409 Going into round 13, Carl Rove has Hearns way ahead on points.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (Onw8c)

410 If Santorum is the nominee, we are fucked beyond belief. Obama would crush him.

Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (Aju6j)

411 Remember Miles Inn? --------------------------------------------- Exactly......!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (ffV1/)

412 Remember: Ron Paul doesn't count.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (F40+0)

413 Woodbury county:

Paul & Romney 24%, Santorum 23%, Gingirch 13%, Perry 9%, Bachmann 6%

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (7r17x)

414 "After his comment targeting blacks?"

Well, I was commenting at HA about that, taking the position that he probably said black and, if he didn't, Ed Morrissey was wrong to flat-out say he didn't ... especially after Santorum both didn't deny it and explained why he might have said it.

So, yeah, good point. I have no idea, but I do know he has a better chance in SC than NH.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:14 PM (YiE0S)

415

Politics is like a sport with some people. They support Obama even though he sucks, but it means as much to them as their support of, say, the Cleveland Browns. Unless he does something that affects them directly, they ride that pony all the way to the bottom.

And it ain't just the 47% non taxpayers.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2012 05:15 PM (PddVe)

416 Mitt Romney has now established the precident of underperforming his 2008 loss.

What was the benchmark (for those of us who don't remember)?

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:15 PM (sOXQX)

417 Perry needs to head to SC right away. Skip NH. I just don't see Santorum going anywhere after this. I think the Paul win actually helps Perry. Or maybe I just want to think that. Perry doing well in the next few debates would help him.

Posted by: Ana at January 03, 2012 05:15 PM (WamA+)

418 Leonard clocks Hearns!

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:15 PM (Onw8c)

419 What misery did the Joos inflict on Iowa for it's voters to support Paul?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (1PmUD)

420 Joffen, keep your Caps in your pants. The mandate was the key to preventing the single-payer plan. What, pray tell, is your secret super conservative method of giving away massively expensive medical care for free to people who probably don't "deserve it" in any real way? And what is your constitutional option when your Veto gets overridden? Real life is a matter of practical battles, not just staking out philosophical positions and stomping one's feet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (Qjh0I)

421 Hearns in big trouble.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (Onw8c)

422 Why the hell doesn't Sarah endorse Perry?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:01 PM (piMMO)

I would guess she's waiting until it is a clear Romney/Paul/A Conservative race where her nod could do the most good.

So I doubt she will shown her hand until after SC at the earliest.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (3aXbg)

423

Ginrich(sp?) - 24

See, told you.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (fUGwd)

424 look at the Google search results for Santorum

how do they still let that happen?

Posted by: Jose at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (srIqv)

425

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 03, 2012 09:15 PM (qjUnn)

Get your furnace lit, Shrimp?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 05:16 PM (PAyD5)

426 As a true American, I must support the anointed candidate from the THINKING PARTY, the REPUBLICAN PARTY. I THINK, therefore I vote REPUBLICAN. And Santorum is the NUMBER ONE CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE in the race. I admit, once, I felt stirrings for Mitt Romney, and Rick Perry, and Michelle Bachmann, and Jon Huntsman, but I found my TRUE LEADER in the future WINNER of the IOWA CAUCUSES, RICK SANTORUM. We must all get behind the RICKSANITY of defeating BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA in 2012! (That's the RICKSANITY of RICK SANTORUM, not Rick Perry, that would be crazy.)

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (gj4aA)

427 Not to be pedantic or anything, but that quote was completely made-up bullshit.

What part of the words coming from his mouth were made up?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (piMMO)

428 Fuck Ron Paul, I hate that creepy little freak.  And I'm pretty cheesed off at Matt Drudge for posting a bullshit poll where the paultards could go and vote 27,000 times a piece.

spits

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (UARKz)

429 423 If Santorum is the nominee, we are fucked beyond belief. Obama would crush him.

Who the hell is going to vote for Obama this time around? Suckers excluded.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (F40+0)

430 More suburban counties and urban counties come in: More dems for Paul

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (FKQng)

431 That's it, I'm jumping on the Sanatorium bandwagon, just because some idiot Herr Doktor Paulus clown used that absolutely brilliant word: Sanatorium! I love it. Sanatorium for President: Sweater Vests for Everybody!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (Gc/Qi)

432 I work with the public in Woodbury county and have yet to meet a Ron Paul supporter.  If he's polling that high, where the hell do they hide these people? 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (7r17x)

433 If Romney can't convince conservatives to vote for him, then Paul becomes relevant.

Only reason Paul would be relevant is the retards that support him. It's not Romney's fault that 25% of Iowa's GOP went for Paul over Perry, Gingrich and Bachmann. It's stupidity.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:17 PM (GZitp)

434 Well, it'll be interesting to see what Newt does to Romney in the next few days, rhetorically-speaking. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (5H6zj)

435 Florida is the linchpin!

Posted by: Rudy Giulliani at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (ceK0m)

436 With 13% in:

24% Paul  (3,821)
23% Santorum  (3,650)
23% Romney  (3,636)

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (YiE0S)

437 Are you keeping warm tonight, JJS?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

438 No worries about Santorum, he is actually running for vp

Posted by: SoCalMe at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (s72/N)

439 This was my Iowa thread prediction from earlier today: >>28 Paul 1st, Romney 2nd, Santorum 3rd, all within 4 points, maybe even 3.<< I should have said within 2, maybe even 1!

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (ZiYQG)

440

BREAKING NEWS:

CNN projects that Obama won the Democratic Iowa caucus.

Posted by: Chris at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (XGZYX)

441 Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 09:16 PM (Qjh0I) What, pray tell, is your secret super conservative method of giving away massively expensive medical care for free to people who probably don't "deserve it" in any real way? Well for one thing, I don't think the government should be involved in healthcare at all, so there's that. My issue is with the unconstitutional mandate. It is unconstitutional, period. I do not give two shits how Romney rationalized signing the bill. Don't care. He is the reason Obamacare exists.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:18 PM (zLeKL)

442 Hearns down. Hearns down. WTF? Ref says no knock down?

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (Onw8c)

443 "Well, it'll be interesting to see what Newt does to Romney in the next few days, rhetorically-speaking."

Yep.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (YiE0S)

444 Sheezus H., the Daily Caller draws in the batshit crazy crowd, eh?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (7r17x)

445 Who the hell is going to vote for Obama this time around? Suckers excluded.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 09:17 PM (F40+0)

Don't underestimate the Chicago Machine.


Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (Aju6j)

446 What part of the words coming from his mouth were made up?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:17 PM (piMMO)

Doesn't at all seem clear to me.  I'm not one to give the MFM the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (uhAkr)

447 395 Rick Santorum is George McFly pre-Marty's trip back to 1955.

If Grandpa hadn't hit Rick with the car, then none of you would have been born.

Posted by: Lorraine Baines Santorum at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (yBtkG)

448 Guess we should've let Paul debate and such in 2008 just so he'd have gone away then, and not be such a thorn now?

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (/h3en)

449 Random #450:

Holy crap.  If that holds up, it's a great night for Romney and death bells for everyone -- and I do mean everyone, including Santorum & Paul -- else.

That's insanely close.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 05:19 PM (hIWe1)

450 Fuck Ron Paul, I hate that creepy little freak.  And I'm pretty cheesed off at Matt Drudge for posting a bullshit poll where the paultards could go and vote 27,000 times a piece.

I voted twice just to test the system. I didn't even have to clear my cache. Hell, he still has Cain in there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:20 PM (piMMO)

451 It's not Romney's fault that 25% of Iowa's GOP went for Paul over Perry, Gingrich and Bachmann. It's stupidity.

Romney skipped a couple (at least) faith forums in Iowa, his campaign has been pandering to the left-leaning media, and he has done nothing to convince conservatives he wants there votes.

Are you saying Romney has not been running to the left of most of the field? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:20 PM (5H6zj)

452 What, pray tell, is your secret super conservative method of giving away massively expensive medical care for free to people who probably don't "deserve it" in any real way?

How about we don't do it at all. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:20 PM (sOXQX)

453

Posted by: Defeat Paul

Heh.

Posted by: Kick girlscouts asses at January 03, 2012 05:21 PM (fUGwd)

454 Joffen, he has nothing to do with why Obamacare exists. That document Pelosi shoved down our throats was decades in the making. The O-team tried to bandwagon The Heritage Foundation, Romney, and everyone else who had ever tried to deal with the issue in the real world, but that was well after the fact.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:21 PM (Qjh0I)

455 423 If Santorum is the nominee, we are fucked beyond belief. Obama would crush him. Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 09:14 PM (Aju6j) Anyone can see that... Except Iowans. No wonder Nebraskan view them with all the respect usually reserved for people that wipe their booger on the restroom wall before leaving without flushing the damned urinal...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:21 PM (niZvt)

456

Methos at January 03, 2012 09:20 PM

And the people said "Amen".

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (1PmUD)

457 "Holy crap.  If that holds up, it's a great night for Romney and death bells for everyone -- and I do mean everyone, including Santorum & Paul -- else."

I'm not so sure. This primary has all been about rallying around the next "not Romney", so why not Santorum's turn?

If you get some drop-outs, are those votes going more for the not-Romney or Romney?

Romney has his constituency. Paul has his. It seems to me that the rest of the vote is divided, but not naturally for either of the aforementioned men.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (YiE0S)

458 Ah, Chris Wallace. 3rd place in Iowa=weak "frontrunner"

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (sOXQX)

459 I hate Joe Trippi. With a passion. A white, hot heat passion. WTF is up with Fox (aka Romney Love Boat)

Posted by: Heartless Nora at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (VxqUc)

460 OT but not really, did anyone already comment that Lifetime Movie Network is playing a series of "crazy Mormon" movies today? Coincidence? Doubtful.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (RZ8pf)

461 Actually, I don't think that Paul not getting a lead in a caucus situation is rather surprising.  It's a chance for the mentally-defective Paul supporters to actually spam polls in meatspace like they do online.

Considering how many are actually Democrats trying to pick the worst GOP candidate in the lunacy of an open process like this, and Der Paulenfuhrer should have a fat lead.

And the fact that Santorum suddenly has a surge that puts him even with the Paulian Scum and Mitt's Money indicates that there's plenty of support for an alternative to both MassCare Mitt and Alex Jones' bestest pal.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (MMC8r)

462 How about we don't do it at all. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 09:20 PM (sOXQX)

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner. 

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging, not negotiate with the leftist next to you about what toll you'll use to dig with.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:22 PM (3aXbg)

463 Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 09:21 PM (Qjh0I) --- Talk to me when I've had less beers, because everything you wrote is wrong and I don't have the energy to explain why.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (zLeKL)

464 The fact that there are so many Paul votes and so many Santorum (?) votes makes me think the votes are the dems throwing the results.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (TCgts)

465 No wonder Nebraskan view them with all the respect usually reserved for people that wipe their booger on the restroom wall before leaving without flushing the damned urinal...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)

Urinals have flushes?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (jucos)

466 Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 09:19 PM (hIWe1)

Why are you always right Jeff B? I want to have perfectly correct opinions like you always do.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (FKQng)

467 Romney skipped a couple (at least) faith forums in Iowa, his campaign has been pandering to the left-leaning media, and he has done nothing to convince conservatives he wants there votes.

You keep talking about conservatives. Conservatives had the choice between Santorum, Perry, Gingrich and Bachmann. Instead 25% went for Paul, that ain't Romney's fault.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (GZitp)

468 "No wonder Nebraskan view them with all the respect usually reserved for people that wipe their booger on the restroom wall before leaving without flushing the damned urinal...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)"

Now, now, now, don't be starting a river war.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:23 PM (7r17x)

469

BREAKING NEWS:

CNN projects that Obama won the Democratic Iowa caucus.

Posted by: Chris at January 03, 2012 09:18 PM (XGZYX)


Obviously a conspiracy by the Democrat establishment

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (sOXQX)

470 According to the entrance poll data, young(er) independents and liberals, some of whom have never attended a GOP caucus, are voting for Ron Paul.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (d6QMz)

471 You know that after all this we're going to go ahead and vote for Obama in November, right?

Suckers.

But don't you dare fuck with our first-in-the-nation entitlement.

Posted by: Iowa at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (yBtkG)

472 The true tragedy in all this is if Rick Perry had treated the debates as serious and actually prepped for them, we would be discussing who his VP would be.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (uhAkr)

473 "makes me think the votes are the dems throwing the results.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 09:23 PM (TCgts)"

Absolutely.  No doubt in my mind. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (7r17x)

474

CNN projects that Obama won the Democratic Iowa caucus.

Posted by: Chris at January 03, 2012 09:18 PM (XGZYX)

And I bet this time he didn't even cheat.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:24 PM (3aXbg)

475 Romney falls behind to 22%, Santorum and Paul tied at 24%.

Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (Aju6j)

476
In the meantime, here is a snark-free list of SCoaMF firsts. Unprecedented.

Posted by: sTevo at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (VMcEw)

477 With 15% in:

Paul 4,440 24%

Santorum 4,292 23%

Romney 4,183 23%

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (YiE0S)

478

Yes, I'm still seeing Paul ahead, as I predicted.

My prediction earlier today:

 

1. Paul

2. Mitt

3. Santorum

I'm a Perry guy.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (I2LwF)

479 It's wrong, or you just have no idea what you're talking about after months and months of repeating the same talking points without ever looking into any of them?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (Qjh0I)

480 According to the entrance poll data, young(er) independents and liberals, some of whom have never attended a GOP caucus, are voting for Ron Paul.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 09:24 PM (d6QMz)

So...why do we allow open primaries again?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (3aXbg)

481 You keep talking about conservatives. Conservatives had the choice between Santorum, Perry, Gingrich and Bachmann. Instead 25% went for Paul, that ain't Romney's fault.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 09:23 PM (GZitp)

-----

Why doesn't Romney want conservatives to vote for him?

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 05:25 PM (5H6zj)

482 Let's not argue over who killed who. Let's fight the REAL ENEMY, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA by getting behind the true champion of conservatism, RICK "SANTORMENTUM" SANTORUM. Let's tick off his qualities: 1) He's not MITT ROMNEY 2) He's not NEWT GINGRICH 3) He's NOT THAT LEFTY MUSLIM SYMPATHIZER ron paul. 4) He's a REAL CANDIDATE, with REAL CANDIDATE POWERS. He can speak to our hearts, if we'll accept him into ours. BACK A WINNER. BACK THE RICKSANITY.

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (gj4aA)

483 @481: *facepalm*

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (niZvt)

484 I just got back from mine. It was pretty fun. Lots of nice people.

Posted by: brando at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (D/+0G)

485 The energy of the Tea Party in 2010: GOP gains in the House that hasn't been seen in decades. The energy of the Tea Party just two years later: Mitt Romney as our nominee.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (zLeKL)

486

Paul winning "independents" going away

guess we know who the Dems want Obama to face

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (uwppY)

487 I stick with my 38% for Romney prediction.

That is predicated on the belief that only truly schizoid assholes could really vote for douchenozzle Ron Paul.

At some point, Iowans have to get serious about defeating the SCOAMF.  If not, they are dead to me.. although I might still but their corn.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (UTq/I)

488 Woodbury county:  14% OF PRECINCTS REPORTING: Paul & Romney 24%, Santorum 23%, Gingirch 13%, Perry 9%, Bachmann 6%

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 05:26 PM (7r17x)

489 480 The fact that there are so many Paul votes and so many Santorum (?) votes makes me think the votes are the dems throwing the results.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 09:23 PM (TCgts)

This could be the end of the "first in the nation" for Iowa. It's not written in stone, you know.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (F40+0)

490 dagny,

Looks like McCallum's got enough sleeves for all the Fox fembots

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (LnQhT)

491 Ron Paul? Ron Paul? Doom, the country is full of doom.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (RZ8pf)

492 Now even at 23% for the top three.

Posted by: Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (Aju6j)

493 486... working with the campus GOP groups here at UofTN, it is overrun with Libertarians (though most don't ID as such). Small spending, stop waste, government out of daily life, end the war types. Natural fodder for Paul. Probably not unique to my campus.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (/h3en)

494 Urinals have flushes? ------------------------------------- Yep..... and a big free breathmint in each one.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (ffV1/)

495 This ref is just wrong. He stops the fight just because Hearns is taking a beating in the 14th. One eyed Leonard wins.

AllahP says this will help Romney. Rove says, "See I told you so."

That's it from *News you can use from Sept 16, 1981*."

Thanks for watching. Tune to this station for fight night when we report from New Hampshire.


Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (Onw8c)

496 I thought the Big 10 sucked, but even I underestimated how much the big 10 sux!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2012 05:27 PM (/7hoP)

497 509 Pot heads?

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:28 PM (TCgts)

498 Perry needs to head to SC right away. Skip NH.

He is. It looks like only Romney, Paul, Huntsman, and Gingrich are taking the time to go to NH. I can't find Santorum's schedule; I'm guessing he probably doesn't plan more than one primary in advance.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (diO4R)

499 Holy crap, a 3-way tie with 22% reporting? That's a nailbiter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (Qjh0I)

500 Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:28 PM (YiE0S) --- I'm pretty sure we're all following the results, but thanks for the unnecessary updates.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (zLeKL)

501 I still think this thing could turn in Perry's favor.  The more I see of this idiot-circus, the more convinced I become that he is the ONLY one I want to see as our nom, or our prez.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (UARKz)

502 Wow, some of these guys have over 4 thousand votes already! 4000!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (Gc/Qi)

503

BREAKING NEWS:

Ace of Spades HQ & Red State project that Obama won the Republican Iowa caucus.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:29 PM (LnQhT)

504

This could be the end of the "first in the nation" for Iowa. It's not written in stone, you know.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 09:27 PM (F40+0)

Amen to that, off to Super Tuesday with you and take your irrelevancy with you.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 05:30 PM (FIDMq)

505 Looks like McCallum's got enough sleeves for all the Fox fembots

I know she isn't the favorite here because she isn't "the hot one" but she is my fave. Smart and tough and does it without seeming like a bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:30 PM (piMMO)

506 VT is making Michigan's defense look bad, although the score remains low.

Posted by: toby928©: Poluting your thread with football at January 03, 2012 05:30 PM (GTbGH)

507 If Romney comes in third I'm praying for a Howard Dean moment. BEEEEEYAaAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:30 PM (hC5jI)

508 Ron Paul? Ron Paul? Doom, the country is full of doom.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at January 03, 2012 09:27 PM (RZ8pf)

If Ron wins Iowa it means nothing.  All Iowa is is free publicity for an underdog candidate with little name recognition.  Paul has nationwide recognition already.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:30 PM (uhAkr)

509 I really need a shot of heroin right now.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (F40+0)

510 So let me get this straight..... <20,000 total for the top three so far with 21% reporting. Is Iowa really worth all the fuss?

Posted by: SoCalMe at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (s72/N)

511
488 The true tragedy in all this is if Rick Perry had treated the debates as serious and actually prepped for them, we would be discussing who his VP would be.

You could be right, but then again, maybe folks just don't think that another Texan governor/pilot is electable after the debacle of W (and yes, SCOAMF is a much bigger debacle, but W was a debacle of the keep-boiling-the frog, turning-the-ratchet, and spending-like-a-moonbat variety, nonetheless).

Posted by: Arms Merchant at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (vA8Rg)

512 Are we absolutely certain the Mayans didn't predict a Ron Paul victory?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (piMMO)

513 What's up with Rick W. Perry?  He hit every church in the state.

Is he less Christy than Santorum?

This 3-way tie is perfect.  A Romney,  a non-Romney, and a crazy Fed conspiracist.

Posted by: Clarence at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (z0HdK)

514 Why doesn't Romney want conservatives to vote for him?

Because we have actual expectations, and cooties, but mainly the cooties.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (sOXQX)

515 Fuck yourself, Joffen.

I still think this thing could turn in Perry's favor.  The more I see of this idiot-circus, the more convinced I become that he is the ONLY one I want to see as our nom, or our prez.
Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 09:29 PM

LMAO.

No: ROFLMMFAO!

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (YiE0S)

516 514... there is a share of them, though they are the self-IDed Libertarians, and not in the GOP groups, but in my classes. I've developed a following out of both groups. About 2/3 of my rosters for the Spring are made up from those groups (GOP and Libertarians) who have been around me before in some way.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 05:31 PM (/h3en)

517 I really need a shot of heroin right now.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 03, 2012 09:31 PM (F40+0)

Dude, that shit will mess you (deep sniff) up. You need something to (deep sniff) keep you in the game man.

Hey, who's up for a trip to White Castle?

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (3aXbg)

518 So let me get this straight..... <20,000 total for the top three so far with 21% reporting. Is Iowa really worth all the fuss?

Uh, yeah. My two cents on that up-thread.

My answer would be "No".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (piMMO)

519 "This whole idea of personal autonomy, well I donÂ’t think most conservatives hold that point of view. Some do. They have this idea that people should be left alone, be able to do whatever they want to do, government should keep our taxes down and keep our regulations low, that we shouldnÂ’t get involved in the bedroom, we shouldnÂ’t get involved in cultural issues. You know, people should do whatever they want. Well, that is not how traditional conservatives view the world and I think most conservatives understand that individuals canÂ’t go it alone. That there is no such society that I am aware of, where weÂ’ve had radical individualism and that it succeeds as a culture." tinyurl.com/CatoSanto

Posted by: Rick Santorum at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (vjyZP)

520 Ah, Perry's won Humboldt County!

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (I2LwF)

521 522 While I trust Ace anything Erickson says is questionable.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (hC5jI)

522 Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:31 PM (YiE0S) --- I seem to have pissed of our resident racist.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (zLeKL)

523 She's tight!

Posted by: Cheap Trick at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (PAyD5)

524 I knew Paul would spam this to a victory but I'm shocked at how well Santorum is doing.

The turdballs on Fox are spinning this as a Romney victory!

Sheesh!

The guy who has been running for eight years, has tons of money, the best organization, tha backing of the GOP and it's "his turn" -- can't kick Santorum's ass?

I don't care how long and hard the pundits suck Romney's cock (Kraut is next to don the knee pads), he's still no hit with the voters.

But Perry might as well pack it up. Reality bites on both ends.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (7+pP9)

525 Why can't we have a guy with Reagan's views, looks, appeal, political savvy, and communication skills?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (niZvt)

526 Mitt Clinton is goin' down the tubes.


Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 05:32 PM (WsOiK)

527

The energy of the Tea Party in 2010: GOP gains in the House that hasn't been seen in decades.

The energy of the Tea Party just two years later: Mitt Romney as our nominee.

2010 All Star Tea Party Budget Cuts: $200B to start with! $100B! $50B fuck it $30B. $30B.....

 

 

*.1= $3B.

Posted by: Kick girlscouts asses at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (fUGwd)

528 Doh

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (fUGwd)

529 I really need a shot of heroin right now.

Fuck heroin. You need a roofie.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (YiE0S)

530 It shows how much the field sucks if the top people are getting 22 percent. Schmuckabee at least got above 30.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (FKQng)

531 Ron Paul's supporters give a bad name to potheads

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (LnQhT)

532 Think it might have been Joffen up thread, If Perry hadn't scoamfed the debates, and called us all heartless, than he'd be walking away with this. It must've been the Tardisil.

Posted by: Heartless Nora at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (VxqUc)

533

Rick Santorum is our George Wasington.

Buy my book and subscribe to my eTV station, now!

Posted by: Glen Beck at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (CSyi3)

534 Here is a report regarding the Paulbots at an Iowa Caucus site. http://tinyurl.com/7m5xbhq

Posted by: R.D. Walker at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (YNGrw)

535 Boy, it's a good thing that the state GOP isn't bound by these results, but rather just decides to send delegates in support of any damn candidate they feel like supporting.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 05:33 PM (I2LwF)

536 I completely agree Peaches.

And Fuck off assholes.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:34 PM (TCgts)

537 While I trust Ace anything Erickson says is questionable.

Oh bullshit, I've got the total goods on Will Folks.  I know exactly who put him up to it, when, where, and for how much.  Just keep watching this space and make RedState your homepage and I'll break the whole sordid story any day now.

Posted by: Erick Erick$on at January 03, 2012 05:34 PM (yBtkG)

538 Michelle Bauchman 2012: Because going full retard is Perry's fault.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (sb3kT)

539

Ron Paul is our Adam Weishaupt.

Log on to The Blaze and get the real story!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (CSyi3)

540 Well, it's still really early. only 25% reported.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (FKQng)

541 when Erickson subs for Neal Boortz I swear he sounds like he's got mucus stuffed up his mouth

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (uwppY)

542 As a concerned Christian conservative, I'm worried that Martha McCallum is having trouble breathing in that tight dress.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (ceK0m)

543 While I trust Ace anything Erickson says is questionable.

So, I've been following conservative blogs/forums/etc as long as they've been around. Where the hell did Erickson come from, and why they hell do people pay attention to him?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 05:35 PM (3aXbg)

544 So far, it seems that it's Newt and Perry (nearly) tied at 4th. Perry isn't doing horrendous, so I ain't jumping ship yet.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:36 PM (zLeKL)

545 565 His blog has a great name.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:36 PM (hC5jI)

546 559 The football game is much better, Va Tech is winning!  ESPN

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (F40+0)

547 The turdballs on Fox are spinning this as a Romney victory!

Not just them!

Posted by: Beff J. at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (sOXQX)

548 When did making flapjacks begin requiring a Masters?
Which moron truly cares whether MK is a "journalist"?
Who else will celebrate not hearing "Iowa" in their sleep?
This deal doesn't even really begin til S.C.

Posted by: csm at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (P8mj5)

549 Who are the 207 Iowa voters that went for Huntsman?

They must love dominatrixes in the bedroom.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (LnQhT)

550 So far, it seems that it's Newt and Perry (nearly) tied at 4th. Perry isn't doing horrendous, so I ain't jumping ship yet.


I'm not jumping ship until he calls it quits.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (piMMO)

551 501The energy of the Tea Party in 2010: GOP gains in the House that hasn't been seen in decades.

The energy of the Tea Party just two years later: Mitt Romney as our nominee.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 09:26 PM (zLeKL)

 

To be fair, the GOP has done everything in their power to kill whatever enthusiasm and momentum we had after 2010. The future of this country isn't looking too bright.

Posted by: BugPowderJunkie at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (PlSKr)

552 Let's not forget, my friends, that MIKE HUCKABEE won Iowa in 2008. Our delicate sensibilities may not be offended if our ONE TRUE candidate, RICK "RICKSANITY" PERRY doesn't win. In the end, all that matters is KEEP AMERICA STRONG, and that means our FIGHTING SOLDIERS in EVERY COUNTRY on the EARTH. BOMB IRAN NOW!

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (gj4aA)

553 Rick Perry 201...what's that last number?

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:37 PM (sb3kT)

554 I don't care how long and hard the pundits suck Romney's cock (Kraut is next to don the knee pads), he's still no hit with the voters.

Says the guy typing a little message out on an internet forum to one of the conservative movements most articulate and intellectually astute sages.

Well done sir, you have smited him so valiantly. I'm sure the inter-galactic interstate will be rerouted now as to preserve your home planet!

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 05:38 PM (447Af)

555 565 While I trust Ace anything Erickson says is questionable. So, I've been following conservative blogs/forums/etc as long as they've been around. Where the hell did Erickson come from, and why they hell do people pay attention to him? Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2012 09:35 PM (3aXbg) I've heard him described as the "foremost conservative blogger." I have no idea why.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:38 PM (niZvt)

556 Who are the 207 Iowa voters that went for Huntsman?

They must love dominatrixes in the bedroom.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 09:37 PM (LnQhT)

Wait, can I change my vote?

Posted by: Some Moron at January 03, 2012 05:38 PM (3aXbg)

557 Ron Paul's supporters give a bad name to potheads the mentally ill

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 09:33 PM (LnQhT)

fify

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:39 PM (UARKz)

558 If Paul wins, does it spook the stock market tomorrow? I need to know, as I'm configuring my IRA tonight. Another 10K to be manipulated by the Bilderbergers!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2012 05:39 PM (V6fqC)

559 I am the 23%!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:39 PM (Qjh0I)

560 Things earnest Paul supporters do not do well: humor.  See examples above.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 05:39 PM (NmeZ3)

561 The krauth is so full of shit sometimes.... there is only about 7200 votes between first and last place.. wtf

Posted by: SoCalMe at January 03, 2012 05:40 PM (s72/N)

562 I've heard him described as the "foremost conservative blogger." I have no idea why.

Huge droopy  foreskin.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:40 PM (TCgts)

563 It'll be fun if Paul wins. I'll check back after I slay this dragon and learn the Ice form shout finally.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:40 PM (FKQng)

564

Why doesn't Romney want conservatives to vote for him?

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2012 09:25 PM (5H6zj)


Again, what are you talking about? Romney would love the conservative vote. Hell that's all you people complain about is how he panders and flip flops for the conservative vote. Now because your man Perry get's blown out of the water it's Romney's fault. Maybe you should be pissed Paul did as well as he did on Perry and Bachmann.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 05:40 PM (GZitp)

565 Oh well. At least the Leafs are going to win tonight.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 05:40 PM (3fcX2)

566 Says the guy typing a little message out on an internet forum to one of the conservative movements most articulate and intellectually astute sages.

It's not like he's culturally relevant.

Posted by: Some fat chick at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (sOXQX)

567 OPPS I MEAN RICK "RICKSANITY" SANTORUM. Let's keep it solid, patriots.

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (gj4aA)

568 Fuck Kraut

Posted by: Zakn at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (zyaZ1)

569 563 As a concerned Christian conservative, I'm worried that Martha McCallum is having trouble breathing in that tight dress. Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 09:35 PM (ceK0m) perhaps we should help her ease out of it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (niZvt)

570

Well, I just caucused my ass off.  Neither Bachmann nor Huntsman had representatives there.

The results in my precinct in my little town with a whopping 275 votes cast:

1 - Luap Nor!  (Fuck.  Really?)
2 - Mittens
3 - Santorum  (huh?)
4 - Gingrich
5 - Perry
6 - Bachmann
7 - Huntsman  (0 votes)

I should have taken video because I don't remember the actual vote counts except that Paul was in the 90s, Romney in the 70s, Santorum in the 40s, Gingrich in the 30s, Perry in the 20s, Bachmann at 4, and Huntsman 0.  As close as I remember.

I tell ya, if Luap Nor wins Iowa, someone needs to sit Iowa in the corner with our dunce hats on and take away our caucus privileges for a while.  Best I could gather in talking with some Paulbots is that they think they're voting on principle.  It's not like Paul has actually done anything other than talk.  Idiots.

Posted by: Marmo at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (pcgW1)

571 587 It'll be fun if Paul wins. I'll check back after I slay this dragon and learn the Ice form shout finally.
  Goddamnit, I bought that for my wife, she played it for like four hours, and returned it.   Meanwhile I was dying to try it myself.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 05:41 PM (I2LwF)

572 Ron Paul just conceded that he's a Charlatan.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (F40+0)

573 587 It'll be fun if Paul wins. I'll check back after I slay this dragon and learn the Ice form shout finally. Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 09:40 PM (FKQng) It's kinda gay unless you get all three.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (sb3kT)

574 @584 Yep. It's like watching foreigners try to use slang from the 90s.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (CLtPi)

575 505 480 This could be the end of the "first in the nation" for Iowa. It's not written in stone, you know.

Delegates to county conventions of political parties and party committee members shall be elected at precinct caucuses held not later than the fourth Monday in February of each even-numbered year. The date shall be at least eight days earlier than the scheduled date for any meeting, caucus or primary which constitutes the first determining stage of the presidential nominating process in any other state, territory or any other group which has the authority to select delegates in the presidential nomination. (Iowa Code 43.4, 2007)

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (d6QMz)

576 Again, what are you talking about? Romney would love the conservative vote.

You're taking what was said too literally.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (YiE0S)

577 I've heard him described as the "foremost conservative blogger."

Yeah, Leon and I call him that sometimes to suck up when we want him to institute a new round of bannings.

It's bullshit, though.  They should be putting us on CNN.

Posted by: Moe Lane at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (yBtkG)

578 The 50% votes-in mark will be a good benchmark. Can't imagine the order will change much after that, unless we really go down to the wire with basically a tie and each campaign wanting the one extra vote to make them "official  winner".

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (Qjh0I)

579

All that matters to me is the removal of Obama and Paul Krugman from and their band of bullshit economic advisors and the freak Holder OUT OF THERE.

Posted by: whatever at January 03, 2012 05:42 PM (O7ksG)

580 586 I've heard him described as the "foremost conservative blogger." I have no idea why. Huge droopy  foreskin. Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 09:40 PM (TCgts)

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:43 PM (niZvt)

581 It'll be fun if Paul wins. I'll check back after I slay this dragon and learn the Ice form shout finally.

Man, I just restarted as a thief, because in planning my paladin I thought the level cap would be 100 rather than 81 and misallocated my perks.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:43 PM (sOXQX)

582 Ace--I just finished caucasing in Linn County, and put together a writeup. Don't know if you can use it, but it's a bit of info. Doesn't look good. http://rosathetinwoman.blogspot.com/2012/01/caucus-2012.html

Posted by: Rosa E. at January 03, 2012 05:43 PM (48d69)

583 This kinda Paultard troll shit is gonna make it tough to wait 5 minutes for the site to reload.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 05:43 PM (WsOiK)

584 596 587 It'll be fun if Paul wins. I'll check back after I slay this dragon and learn the Ice form shout finally.
  Goddamnit, I bought that for my wife, she played it for like four hours, and returned it.   Meanwhile I was dying to try it myself.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 09:41 PM (I2LwF)

[whistles]

Posted by: your favorite torrent site at January 03, 2012 05:43 PM (FIDMq)

585 Why does anyone give a rat's ass about Iowa's caucuses?  They're never right re the nom (I think once?).  It's like people getting excited about the garage band that opens for the who-cares band that opens for the maybe-had-one-hit that opens for the Stones, eh?  It's fuckin' meaningless.

However, if LuapNor were here in this room with me, I'd drag his decrepit old ass out on the patio, rip off his head, and shit down his neck. 

Yeah, I went back to work today, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (UARKz)

586 If Gingrich does the scorched earth and then doesn't prevail? a pox on him.

Posted by: whatever at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (O7ksG)

587 I guess the republicans and fakes in Iowa are jealous of the democrats in Iowa. 4 years ago the democrats nominated the biggest tool they could find so now the republicans are doing the same.

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (TCgts)

588 It's time to nuke Iowa.  Our Illinois farmers can take up the slack for those retards.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (UTq/I)

589 It's kinda gay unless you get all three.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 09:42 PM (sb3kT)

I do!

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (FKQng)

590 Did Kirsten Powers bleach her hair?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:44 PM (niZvt)

591

fix:

All that matters to me is the removal of Obama and Paul Krugman from office. I want their band of bullshit economic advisors, and the freak Holder- OUT OF THERE.

Posted by: whatever at January 03, 2012 05:45 PM (O7ksG)

592 Man, I just restarted as a thief, because in planning my paladin I thought the level cap would be 100 rather than 81 and misallocated my perks. Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 09:43 PM (sOXQX) Thief is definately the way to go. One shot bow kills, and slow motion backstab kill sequences. Also you pick every lock without sitting there for an hour, finish the thieves quest series, and then just never return the key, you can unlock every lock without a lockpick.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:45 PM (sb3kT)

593 Let's not forget, my friends, that RICK SANTORUM won Iowa in 2012. Our delicate sensibilities may not be offended if our ONE TRUE candidate, RON "MY SUPPORTERS ARE SKULLFUCKED" PAUL doesn't win.

Posted by: Kirk Cameron's Banana Grip at January 03, 2012 05:46 PM (FabC8)

594 Buddy Roemer is losing to Herman Cain tonight, and he's crying about it on twitter.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 05:46 PM (/h3en)

595 Come on, Perry!

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:46 PM (zLeKL)

596 On the plus side, the winner tonight gets less than 10 delegates out of 1400 needed.

Posted by: jimmuy at January 03, 2012 05:46 PM (SyGxX)

597 Our local precinct caucus result:

30% turnout

Ron Paul 33%
Mitt Romney 23%
Rick Perry 20%
Rick Santorum 10%

No other candidate received votes.

RP support actually down a little from four years ago.  (Precinct's main "town" has a number of business that accept silver coins, so this was not a surprise result here.)

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 05:46 PM (gT3jF)

598 Cam and Company interviewed a sampling of the increased youth turn-out in Iowa. Three idiot girls that all plan on voting, like, for Obama. But they, like, are interested in the caucus thingy and, like, listening to other views and stuff. And Ron Paul is like, interesting. Yeah, right. That's what you twits were doing there.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 03, 2012 05:47 PM (mM45n)

599 Paul's support comes mostly from non-Republicans. However, Paul's finish will be used to say that all Republicans are racists and nutjobs. Watch.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2012 05:47 PM (Fw2Gg)

600 Delegates to county conventions of political parties and party committee members shall be elected at precinct caucuses held not later than the fourth Monday in February of each even-numbered year. The date shall be at least eight days earlier than the scheduled date for any meeting, caucus or primary which constitutes the first determining stage of the presidential nominating process in any other state, territory or any other group which has the authority to select delegates in the presidential nomination. (Iowa Code 43.4, 2007)

That's right, fuckers.  We get to be first because we say so.  Your state can't frog-jump its way ahead of us because that would be illegal, according to representatives of the same bunch of people who brought you Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee, and maybe even Ron Paul.

We'll hold the next one of these things in 2014 if you force us to.

Posted by: Idiots Out Caucusing Around at January 03, 2012 05:47 PM (yBtkG)

601

[whistles]

Posted by: your favorite torrent site at January 03, 2012 09:43 PM (FIDMq)

 

Bah.  I might steal from Ubisoft, since they hate America and Americans.  But Bethesda seems OK for now.

Posted by: Truman North at January 03, 2012 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

602

Did Kirsten Powers bleach her hair?

That's not all.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 03, 2012 05:48 PM (Z71Vg)

603

Rumor:

Busloads of Chicago democrats returning east-bound

on I-80, after totally screwing Iowa Republican

caucus results. Described as a convoy !

Posted by: seamrog at January 03, 2012 05:48 PM (XOQah)

604 BTW the ending to Skyrim sucks ass. If you even want to call it an ending.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:48 PM (sb3kT)

605 Did Kirsten Powers bleach her hair?

She's <i>always</i> been a brunette where it counts.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 05:48 PM (NmeZ3)

606 With 31% in, the top 3 candidates are within 189 votes of each other. Unreal.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (YiE0S)

607

Just got back from my precint (in Iowa). I live in Johnston, in central Ia.

Results were: Romney 1st, Newt/Paul 2nd, Perry 3rd.

Posted by: Liberty's Leviathan at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (dtiGp)

608 Hey, Paultards, you know how you're compulsively coming back to forii like this to psychotically insist that Ron Paul never said what he said, didn't write what he wrote, doesn't think what he thinks?

Good luck with that if that odious little weasel makes it to the general.  You'll have the MSM doing wall-to-wall racist newsletters and non-stop conspiracy theories all day and night to ruin your little Hitler.  You'll go absolutely apeshitter than you already are trying to shout them down and the hundred million voters who roll out to vote your little nut's ass back to Galveston.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (MMC8r)

609 Metro areas? Iowa has metro areas? Where the hell IS Iowa, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (niZvt)

610 I'll give you the numbers for my caucus (Johnston 2, and suburb of Des Moines)

Romney- 72
Gingrich and Paul tied at 43
Santorum 35
Perry 25
Bachman 6
Huntsman 5

Voted for Gingrich personally.  Wanted to speak for him, but they only allowed one speaker per candidate, and most campaigns had appointed speakers there, so no dice.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (7JrOh)

611 She's always been a brunette where it counts. --- Why didn't that HTML work for you?

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:49 PM (zLeKL)

612 oh Christ Palin on FOX next

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Voting In A Month at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (uwppY)

613 Well, the 2012 caucus winner for a small and shrinking segment of the internet is coming up next on Fox

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (LnQhT)

614 So far, it seems that it's Newt and Perry (nearly) tied at 4th. Perry isn't doing horrendous, so I ain't jumping ship yet.

Perry's going all in with SC. Newt has a commanding lead right now with Romney in 2nd at his typical ~20%. The interesting thing is that the last poll is two weeks old so we don't know if Gingrich's collapse in Iowa is confined to Iowa or if it's playing out in SC as well.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (diO4R)

615

Delegates to county conventions of political parties and party committee members shall be elected at precinct caucuses held not later than the fourth Monday in February of each even-numbered year. The date shall be at least eight days earlier than the scheduled date for any meeting, caucus or primary which constitutes the first determining stage of the presidential nominating process in any other state, territory or any other group which has the authority to select delegates in the presidential nomination. (Iowa Code 43.4, 2007)

Iowa must pay us $11,000,000 a year (Illinois Code 83.29.4b, 2012)

Whatcha gonna do? Law's the law.... Iowa state law... Illinois state law... these things are federally binding you know.

Next year Alabama is gonna pass a law saying they must be allowed to vote 2 weeks before Iowa, but will call the primary a 'Civil Plebicite' so as not to trigger Iowa's law, as a Civil Plebicite is not neither a meeting, a caucus or a primary.

And I hear Vancouver is passing a law saying they get to vote too.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (fUGwd)

616 Fuck it, I'm listening to Zepplin

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (zLeKL)

617 Paul's support comes mostly from non-Republicans. However, Paul's finish will be used to say that all Republicans are racists and nutjobs.

And how would this be new?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)

618 Oh oh, Palin coming up next... Good time to shuffle off to bed. I can't take listening to her describe herself as a "maverick" yet again.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:51 PM (niZvt)

619 So, if Perry hangs in, and probably will, and Newt bails, whom does he endorse?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 05:52 PM (piMMO)

620 I believe Vancouver asserts that it's laws have jurisdiction globally, so there's nothing we can do about it really but just accept it.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 05:52 PM (fUGwd)

621 644 Paul's support comes mostly from non-Republicans. However, Paul's finish will be used to say that all Republicans are racists and nutjobs. And how would this be new? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:50 PM (piMMO) He's got ya there.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:52 PM (sb3kT)

622 Iowa can hold its meeting whenever it likes.  And the GOP can just toss half of their delegates out on their asses, too.

Posted by: Florida at January 03, 2012 05:52 PM (NmeZ3)

623 633

Just got back from my precint (in Iowa). I live in Johnston, in central Ia.

Results were: Romney 1st, Newt/Paul 2nd, Perry 3rd.

Posted by: Liberty's Leviathan at January 03, 2012 09:49 PM (dtiGp)

That gives me a little hope for our state.  Luap Nor won in my precinct in Johnson County.  Of course, with the University of Iowa here, we have some pretty unconventional conservatives.

Posted by: Marmo at January 03, 2012 05:53 PM (pcgW1)

624 644 Paul's support comes mostly from non-Republicans. However, Paul's finish will be used to say that all Republicans are racists and nutjobs.

And how would this be new?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:50 PM (piMMO)

This time it's actually true?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2012 05:53 PM (KI/Ch)

625 635 Metro areas? Iowa has metro areas?
LOL

Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2012 05:53 PM (TCgts)

626 At long last, our TRUE SAVIOR is returning MITT "MITTASTIC" ROMNEY is making a comeback! Let's all get behind the true candidate, MITT "FUCKING" ROMNEY, the only way we can defeat BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA in 2012!

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:53 PM (gj4aA)

627 629 Rumor:

Busloads of Chicago democrats returning east-bound

on I-80, after totally screwing Iowa Republican

caucus results. Described as a convoy !


Tasking Predator D strike. Hellfire launch approved.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (447Af)

628 Iowa is dead to me.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (UARKz)

629   647 So, if Perry hangs in, and probably will, and Newt bails, whom does he endorse?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:52 PM (piMMO)

Donald Trump?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (PAyD5)

630 631 Did Kirsten Powers bleach her hair? She's always been a brunette where it counts. Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 09:48 PM (NmeZ3) For some reason, the term "Occupy Landing Strip" comes to mind...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (niZvt)

631 Thief is definately the way to go. One shot bow kills, and slow motion backstab kill sequences.

I know about the bow sniping (part of the reason my perks wound up all over the place). I had this one fight in the bowels of a fort I just couldn't do, so I tried sneaking. One hit sniped both the archer and the mage, retreating for a bit while the tank came looking for me and failing. The best part about that was after the third time I sniped the tank, he gave the usual "I thought I heard something" but then followed it with a glance over his shoulder at his dead buddies and said "I'm gonna kill whoever did this."

Also you pick every lock without sitting there for an hour, finish the thieves quest series, and then just never return the key, you can unlock every lock without a lockpick.

That'll save me a couple perks in the lockpicking series, then. I was having trouble finding a few extra to get my stack on the base pickpocketing perk.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (sOXQX)

632 Way to represent the ACC, cHokies.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (NmeZ3)

633 Despite looking pretty bad, Michigan leads 10-6 at the half.

Posted by: toby928©: Poluting your thread with football at January 03, 2012 05:54 PM (GTbGH)

634 653

You really think that turdball Paul has a fucking chance in the general?  You're a bigger nut then he is.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

635 Yeah, I'm gonna go watch storage wars with Mrs. dananjcon.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 03, 2012 05:55 PM (ceK0m)

636 I just got back from my precinct in Iran and everyone voted for Ron Paul. Pretty strange huh?

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 05:55 PM (hC5jI)

637 Hi, I'm Nicole Johnson and I LOVE FOOD!  Betcha never would have guessed that, would you?  Why, there's nothing I like better than moist chocolate cake!  Unless it's crispy fried chicken!  UNLESS it's an entire DiGiorno pizza!  UNLESS it's an entire barrel of Land 'O Lakes!  MMMMM!  Why should I let diabetes stop me from eating whatever the hell I want?  Now order the fucking brochure and leave me alone, I've got a room full of brownies to arrange....

Posted by: Former Miss America Nicole Johnson at January 03, 2012 05:55 PM (yBtkG)

638 Fuck it, I'm listening to Zepplin Posted by: Joffen
..............
I was rocking to "Stairway to Heaven" in the car on my way to work yesterday..  Some woman in the car next to me was giving me weird looks.  Maybe it was the banging on the steering wheel during the "and as we wind on down the road" verse!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2012 05:55 PM (UTq/I)

639 Methos you don't perk up lockpicking.....ever. You just buy a thousand lockpicks you can end up picking any lock with shitty lockpicking if you just keep trying.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 05:56 PM (sb3kT)

640 After almost getting aced out of the 2000 nomination because Dhim voters contaminated the Repub primaries, GWBush did NOTHING for 8 years, when he cd have helped restore the integrity of our party primaries. NOTHING. Now Ron Paul is gonna win the Iowa caucus thanx to Dhim agents. This problem has GOT to become a priority for the GOP, else we will not have a GOP any more.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 03, 2012 05:56 PM (hRH92)

641 I've been consistent in my beliefs that MITT ROMNEY will be the TRUE CANDIDATE. At last, our brethren and sisteren in Iowa are MAKING HISTORY. We will be BLESSED by our MORMON CANDIDATE, MITT "RICKSANITY" ROMNEY.

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 05:57 PM (gj4aA)

642 Iowa is a first peek. But in no way representative of the outlook of the rest of the country.
America is no one size fits all country. The GOP needs to change their primary system or continue to piss off the natural conservative base.
And stifle Rove. Nasty little toad.
 

Posted by: Pecos, at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (2Gb0y)

643 Where the trollbusters at?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (3fcX2)

644 "Yeah, I'm gonna go watch storage wars with Mrs. dananjcon."

Watch an Australian movie called "Storage". Trust me.

You can find it on Netflix.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (YiE0S)

645 I will say this once and for the record. F .... all the sod kicking, ethanol sucking, clod hoppers in the Hawkeye Cauci. We do not care what they think about anything. Our man is Romney. Because, frankly, we're on crack ... and like it.

Posted by: Voting-Age Nebraskan at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (kkQ6Q)

646 Ron Paul is slipping back a bit now.  In third place.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (gT3jF)

647 GWBush did NOTHING for 8 years, when he cd have helped restore the integrity of our party primaries. NOTHING.

Now Ron Paul is gonna win the Iowa caucus thanx to Dhim agents.

This problem has GOT to become a priority for the GOP, else we will not have a GOP any more.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 03, 2012 09:56 PM (hRH92)

Why was it GW's responsibility? Don't the states determine how their primary is operated?

Posted by: your favorite torrent site at January 03, 2012 05:58 PM (FIDMq)

648 Great. Obama news on FOX. It seems he has won the Iowa Democrat caucus, or something.

I'll watch the Cheese Wiz Bowl until after that SCoMF announces his Stunning Victory in Iowa.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (Onw8c)

649 This anti-Romney chaos is reminiscent of the anti-Bush bs that resulted in irrational and naive, care-free voting. And, what did we get? SCOAMF. That is what we got. How much does Rubio, Jindal, Christie (?), West, Ryan, etc, really want Obama out of office? Why did they let this happen? Could they have screwed up this much?

Posted by: whydidntyourun? at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (/MuFf)

650 Where the trollbusters at?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 09:58 PM (3fcX2)

Refusing to engage, Waterhouse.  Suggest you do the same.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (UARKz)

651 You really think that turdball Paul has a fucking chance in the general?  You're a bigger nut then he is.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 09:55 PM (MMC8r)

The Ron Paul Revolution only started picking up steam once all the Deadheads finished about ten years of detox and rehab.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (NmeZ3)

652 Appears Paul is getting almost 50% of the independent vote. Young and stupid is a deadly combo.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (hWRjQ)

653 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2012 09:55 PM (UTq/I) --- Sweet. I usually scream the lyrics to any song on the radio. It's a way to de-stress after work, although the wife doesn't like it that much.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (zLeKL)

654 Three way tie...incredible...

Posted by: ARRRJAYYY at January 03, 2012 05:59 PM (GD1rP)

655 So if it's a 3-way tie, then Gingrich, Bachmann and Perry can all justify continuing by saying "there is no clear choice, voters are still looking around." Then Romney takes NH...and South Carolina is a very unpredictable bloodbath.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:00 PM (ZiYQG)

656 3way tie??? I call bullshit.

Posted by: marine43 at January 03, 2012 06:00 PM (C2zAE)

657 How the fuck is Mitt electable? This is a sad showing for him.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:00 PM (zLeKL)

658 655Iowa is dead to me.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 09:54 PM (UARKz)

No soup for you!

Posted by: Corn Soup Nazi at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (pcgW1)

659 Finally, we can all agree that Iowa is not a "CIRCUS", dominated by "LUNATICS" and "MUSLIMS". RICK "RICKTORIUS" SANTORUM is leading. We can all agree, can we not my friends, that he is the true conservative alternative to BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, the true enemy of REPUBLICANISM.

Posted by: Defeat Paul, What a Loon at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (gj4aA)

660 It's actually the Hawkeye Cock Eye

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (NmeZ3)

661 @Joffen - I recommend "In My Time Of Dying". Most underrated Zeppelin song in the catalog.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (ZiYQG)

662 Refusing to engage, Waterhouse.  Suggest you do the same.

I've been good all thread long!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (3fcX2)

663 200 votes at 41%. Pretty amazing if it wasn't so sad.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 06:01 PM (hC5jI)

664 How the fuck is Mitt electable? This is a sad showing for him.

Finally you say something smart.

I've been waiting.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (YiE0S)

665 Palin looks like her hair is about to swallow her.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (/h3en)

666 I don't know why everyone is so worried about the possibility of Ron Paul getting the nomination. It's not going to happen. He's doing well tonight, and he will probably do well in New Hampshire. But that's it. He won't do well in South Carolina or Florida. So stop with the hand-wringing already.

Posted by: ARRRJAYYY at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (GD1rP)

667 The traditional three legs of the Republican Stool Romney - Establishment Fiscal Conservative Santorum - Social Conservative Paul - Slayer of the Lizard People,

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (QcFbt)

668 Half time cheerleaders are elbowless. But the good news is, they have cankles.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (Onw8c)

669 We get a participation ribbon, though, right?

Posted by: Marmo an Iowanian at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (pcgW1)

670 All cons hate freedom.

You've figured us out.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (GZitp)

671 These two waterheads in here tonight are certainly more entertaining than "Greg."

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2012 06:02 PM (NmeZ3)

672 Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 09:44 PM (UARKz)

Oh Man. That was awesome.

I need a cigarette and a nap now.

Posted by: sifty at January 03, 2012 06:03 PM (WsOiK)

673 @691: Oh, come on. We all know liberals have shitty taste in music.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:03 PM (zLeKL)

674 Mrs. Palin's voice isn't annoying anymore. It keeps getting better. That's good for her.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 06:03 PM (hC5jI)

675 55% for Not-Romney/Paul.

Get the bottom of the pack out and start consolidating the base of the party.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

676 "Why was it GW's responsibility? Don't the states determine how their primary is operated?" He was the titular head of the party for 8 years, he had first-hand experience of how damaging the problem is, and his family has had a long history of influence in the institutional Repub party...Had he made it even a small priority, we wdn't be watching counterfeit primary-day "Repubs" negate/annul the votes of bona fide, loyal Repubs.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 03, 2012 06:04 PM (hRH92)

677 How did Bachmann win the straw poll? Has she been punked?

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:04 PM (zLeKL)

678 This thread is dead. Like Mitt Romney's nomination chances.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:04 PM (YiE0S)

679 684 So if it's a 3-way tie, then Gingrich, Bachmann and Perry can all justify continuing

Not Bachmann.

From 1st in the straw poll to LAST in the actual caucus.

Although a woman just came from the audience to tell her that she should continue on . . .

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 06:05 PM (LnQhT)

680 Listening to Hendrix rockin the Star-Spangled Banner.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:05 PM (zLeKL)

681 I coulda been a contender, you betcha.

I wouldn't get off my ass and run or take a stand on any candidate or even finish my own PAC-funded family vacation bus tour but you darn well better listen to me 'cause I'm a kingmaker.  Or at least I would be if ya could pin me down on anything or anyone.

Oooh, and RON PAUL.  Ya better respect him and his supporters.  Tellin ya.

Posted by: Sarah Palin™ at January 03, 2012 06:05 PM (yBtkG)

682 Paul's slipped to third.  Maybe sanity WILL prevail. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 06:07 PM (7r17x)

683 Santorum's now slightly in front with 46% reporting, and Paul is back 1000 votes.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:07 PM (YiE0S)

684 @Joffen - Aw, c'mon, lighten up. I actually hung out with John Paul Jones for an afternoon once. No lie.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:07 PM (ZiYQG)

685

Palin's talking, but all I'm hearing is "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty quitter."

Posted by: BugPowderJunkie at January 03, 2012 06:07 PM (PlSKr)

686 Although a woman just came from the audience to tell her that she should continue on . . .

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 10:05 PM (LnQhT)

Another tragic tardasil victim, no doubt.  Was the woman weeping as she spoke? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 06:07 PM (UARKz)

687

713Listening to Hendrix rockin the Star-Spangled Banner.

 

 

 

Look up the version he did in Atlanta on youtube.  July 4. 1970

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 03, 2012 06:08 PM (gsO2s)

688 Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 09:10 PM (447Af)

Someone who writes "per say" should not be holding forth on political matters.

Posted by: jeanne! at January 03, 2012 06:08 PM (9oS8E)

689 Paul's slipped to third.  Maybe sanity WILL prevail. 
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012

Sanity will not prevail until you post a link to a catalog image of the panties themselves.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:08 PM (YiE0S)

690 678 This anti-Romney chaos is reminiscent of the anti-Bush bs that resulted in irrational and naive, care-free voting. And, what did we get? SCOAMF. That is what we got.

How much does Rubio, Jindal, Christie (?), West, Ryan, etc, really want Obama out of office? Why did they let this happen?

Could they have screwed up this much?


I think Jindal, Daniels, and Christie should have given it a shot, but the others were right to stay where they are.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:09 PM (d6QMz)

691 720 Was the woman weeping as she spoke?

Yes, but that's because she was a New York Jets fan.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 06:09 PM (LnQhT)

692 Palin still needs to work on lowering/deepening the tone of her voice--Thatcherizing herself, so to speak.  Maybe next time.

With luck, after four or eight years of being Secretary of Energy or of Interior . . . or both?

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 06:09 PM (smvTK)

693 (Precinct's main "town" has a number of business that accept silver coins, so this was not a surprise result here.)

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 09:46 PM (gT3jF)

I think I wanna visit your town for the next annual vinegar fair!

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at January 03, 2012 06:10 PM (q3zGg)

694 For my part, prettypinkfluffypanties, I will post this link to a site relevant to my nickname.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:10 PM (YiE0S)

695 jmartpolitico Santorum 24.3%, Romney 23.8%, Paul 21.8% via AP at 10:03 p.m. ET. 47.5% precincts in. http://t.co/Jf2iKRud #Iowa2012

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:10 PM (d6QMz)

696 Liberal, I'm just messing with ya.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:10 PM (zLeKL)

697 Ick.  It's flirting.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 06:11 PM (MMC8r)

698 >>>Why do cons hate freedom like they do? Im about ready fer some seriously loud RadioHead.

1.) Radiohead is my favorite band, and I'm actually a well-regarded expert on the band (in an alter-ego).

2.) I'm a conservative.

3.) Fuck you.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:11 PM (hIWe1)

699 So far, it seems that it's Newt and Perry (nearly) tied at 4th. Perry isn't doing horrendous, so I ain't jumping ship yet.


I'm not jumping ship until he calls it quits.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2012 09:37 PM (piMMO)

Same here.  Perry's on Fox right now with Megan Hardass Kelly and she's asking questions like, "Why aren't you winning, Governor?" and, "Why are you such a loser, Governor?"

I so hope Ron Paul wins this.

Posted by: JoAnne at January 03, 2012 06:11 PM (8DdAv)

700 So, uh, wtf is Paul Ryan doing tonight?  He could still jump in, energize teh base and knock those fuckin' fascist frauds right out of town.  Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 06:12 PM (UARKz)

701 726 720 Was the woman weeping as she spoke?

Yes, but that's because she was a New York Jets fan.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 10:09 PM (LnQhT)

Was that before or after the Tardasil shot?  If it was before, even more tragic.

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 06:12 PM (FIDMq)

702 Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 10:11 PM (hIWe1) --- I never liked Radiohead, they're too fucking weird.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:12 PM (zLeKL)

703 So, uh, wtf is Paul Ryan doing tonight?  He could still jump in, energize teh base and knock those fuckin' fascist frauds right out of town.  Just sayin',

Yeah.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 06:13 PM (YiE0S)

704 Conspiracy theory or truth? http://tinyurl.com/7znusfv "Americans Elect" "party" an Obama campaign/backer front group to peel Independents away from GOP? You know, they are this evil. And, people really are that stupid to fall for it.

Posted by: keepyoureyesopenAndpost at January 03, 2012 06:13 PM (/MuFf)

705 @Joffen - I did read you're drinking now, amirite? :-) John Paul Jones, BTW, is a perfect gentleman, and sat down in front of me and played the bassline to "What Is And What Should Never Be" just to show me how he uses left hand slides to make it work. Really generous guy.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:14 PM (ZiYQG)

706 >>>Just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry

See, but that's shitty early Radiohead.  Their best music didn't come until Kid A and afterwards.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:14 PM (hIWe1)

707 Ah.  ONT is up.  Jan. 3 is the most depressing day of the year.  Truly.

Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2012 06:15 PM (smvTK)

708 736

Well, her mother got knocked up by Joe Namath, so it was preordained.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 06:16 PM (LnQhT)

709 743: Yes, I am currently drinking Molson.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:16 PM (zLeKL)

710 dagny: I suspect that you're absolutely correct.  I'm looking forward to the first primary in Fl that might really make a difference.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 03, 2012 06:16 PM (5qnlK)

711 Liberal Reader, that's an awesome story.

To me, JPJ is the only decent human being in Led Zeppelin and one of the most talented musicians ever.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 06:16 PM (LnQhT)

712 That is pretty fucking cool, Liberal.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:17 PM (zLeKL)

713 @Jeff B - Kid A and Amnesiac (recorded at the same time, I believe) are their masterpieces. You must be happy - this is all a win for Romney, isn't it?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:17 PM (ZiYQG)

714 745 Jan. 3 is the most depressing day of the year. Truly. -- Crappy orthday to me... crappy birthday...

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 06:17 PM (/h3en)

715 Bachmann will be forced to fold up the tent and go home to Marcus.  First in straw poll, hung everything on Iowa, and didn't connect.  At all, apparently.

Perry spent ridiculous money here for the result he has gotten.  Where is his firewall state in the next three or four contests?

Gingrich did poorly, but his was a campaign by TV ads and that wasn't going to work in Iowa anyway.  He is hanging his hat on SC, so it didn't matter how he finished.

Santorum's campaign plan:  1. Win Iowa 2.???? 3.Be president.  Interesting to find out what the ???? part is going to be.  He should get a good boost out of this, though.

Romney:  Not a good night to get punked by Santorum like he is.


Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:18 PM (gT3jF)

716 Jeff B: Is this a "win' for Romney? If so, would you care to explain it to us? I gotta say, this is pretty bad for Perry so far.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:18 PM (zLeKL)

717 @Joffen - We're in ONT territory here, but I used to work at a bass amp company. JPJ played our amps, I was the key product guy, so we geeked out about gear and bass for a few hours during a factory tour. I still can't believe it happened.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:19 PM (ZiYQG)

718 Radio Head is so gay they would suck off ColdPlay while singing "Cry me a river".

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 06:19 PM (sb3kT)

719 1,704 Iowa voters separate Gingrich and Perry. Ask Pawlenty if someone can implode. Only 120,000 total voters showed up to vote-keep in mind some of those were Independents and Democrats turning out for Ron Paul. 1,704 Iowans shouldn't get to be kingmakers because Bill Kristol-the guy who just wrote a couple of weeks ago that it wasn't too late for a Valentine's Day ticket of- of Paul Ryan and Rubio.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:20 PM (r2PLg)

720 ...said so.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:20 PM (r2PLg)

721 Random

http://   missykey.    com/

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (7r17x)

722 This caucus proves:

1) Paltards are champion spammers
2) Romney's support will remain tepid
3) Perry hasn't a chance.
4) Gingrich is a falling star

Live it or live with it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (7+pP9)

723 Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 10:19 PM (ZiYQG) ---- That is pretty badass.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (zLeKL)

724 759 RadioHead, In Rainbows, Album of the year. Not a cheap trick Posted by: Lick at January 03, 2012 10:20 PM (hogX0) You know how I know you are gay? You like RadioHead....and you like rainbows.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (sb3kT)

725 Why does this state caucus even matter when Iowans can change their political affiliation to vote in the caucus? That means Dems can vote Republican for the night (and vote for whoever might lose to Obama), thus subverting the Republican election process. Has the media shared this fact?

Posted by: TBone at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (PJqqZ)

726 If Santorum gets a clean win, tomorrow will be the first time half of America hears his name.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (Qjh0I)

727 *ahem* ..you know, for a liberal. I guess.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:21 PM (zLeKL)

728 Bill Kristol-the guy who just wrote a couple of weeks ago that it wasn't too late for a Valentine's Day ticket of-

of Paul Ryan and Rubio.

And, you know what?  He's right.  The time is ripe.  We need a fuckin' savior.  Our country needs it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2012 06:22 PM (UARKz)

729 CausticConservative His mistake was campaigning in Iowa and touting that he gave a damn about the military. In Iowa they don't care about that-there is exactly how many military bases or retired military in Iowa? In South Carolina it's a completely different story-they might still give a damn.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:23 PM (r2PLg)

730 Whatever the paultards and progressives are up to, Franklin and Wright county are ground zero. 

Is that a major college area?

Posted by: f2000 at January 03, 2012 06:23 PM (FcMtg)

731 Good catch, Joffen.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:23 PM (ZiYQG)

732 Don't you hate it when the trolls try to get chummy?

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 06:23 PM (MMC8r)

733 Peaches Right-but he can't truly make both arguments.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:24 PM (r2PLg)

734 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

Posted by: ePub ebook for android at January 03, 2012 06:24 PM (jct/m)

735

Donald Trump?

OMG are we seriously gonna nominate this guy president?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 06:25 PM (fUGwd)

736 Gingrich officially projected 4th, Perry 5th by Fox.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 06:25 PM (LnQhT)

737 Just returned from the Caucus. Romney trounced everyone in our precinct. It surprises me that the state numbers are so tight compared to our caucus, but we are in a very suburban area. Rural areas probably will be a little different.

Posted by: Cornfed at January 03, 2012 06:26 PM (TF47w)

738 Franklin and Wright have barely reported.  Paul leads by 7 votes. LOL.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:26 PM (gT3jF)

739

Sorry about that I got the date wrong... let's see.. Michelle, no wait, here it is.

Newt Gingrich

OMG, are we serioulsy gonna nominate this guy president?

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 06:26 PM (fUGwd)

740 And so the Hokies are preserving their unbroken record of choking in the big games. Sigh.

Posted by: joncelli at January 03, 2012 06:26 PM (+MbqG)

741 774 You made a few good points there. I did a search on the matter and found a good number of people will agree with your blog.

Posted by: ePub ebook for android at January 03, 2012 10:24 PM (jct/m)

I don't know bout that ePub, looks like only 10% or so in IA.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2012 06:26 PM (KI/Ch)

742 I do wonder what Newt said to the good folks of Winneshiek and Monroe counties.  He has barely placed in the top three anyplace else, and he's winning there.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:28 PM (gT3jF)

743 I gotta say, this is pretty bad for Perry so far.

Worse than you think. Perry, given his predicted 5th place finish as well as projections for NH and polling in SC means he might not qualify to be on stage for the next debate.

As I mentioned previously, the floor has fallen for him. This could be bad; not only for Ace & Co. but Romney supporters like myself.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 06:28 PM (447Af)

744 It figures a guy named "lick" would like a gay band like RadioHead.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 06:29 PM (sb3kT)

745 % reporting. I'm forcing myself to step up until they hit 50.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 06:29 PM (Qjh0I)

746
Tiny neck and...Huge droopy  foreskin.

It's kind of like the male version of the correlation of droopy boobs to big mouth vaginas.


Posted by: Wodeshed, now with Sex Panther! at January 03, 2012 06:29 PM (SgLsM)

747 Liberal AoSHQ Reader:

>>>@Jeff B - Kid A and Amnesiac (recorded at the same time, I believe) are their masterpieces.


>>>You must be happy - this is all a win for Romney, isn't it?

For years I was convinced that Kid A was and would remain their peak...until they came up with In Rainbows.  A greater, more unexpected late career turnaround hasn't been seen outside of Barry Bonds and BALCO.  "Reckoner" may just be their finest moment on record, period.

Amnesiac always struck me as a bit too patchwork, chiefly because Thom Yorke crippled the album weeks before its release by removing "Cuttooth" (which remains their greatest B-side) and putting in the awful "Hunting Bears" in its place as the 9th song on the album.  Listen to Amnesiac with "Cuttooth" restored (ideally crossfading in from "Dollars And Cents" as it originally was meant to) and the ENTIRE ALBUM becomes a completely different experience.  I think people would widely consider it their best, or close, if they'd just let it go out the way it was supposed to.

And yeah, looking like a good night for Romney.  First or second with Santorum is pretty much ideal, maybe even better than a decisive win as it keeps Rick alive and kicking to split the vote in SC with Perry, Paul, and maybe Gingrich and Bachmann.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:29 PM (hIWe1)

748 787 Sanatorium is a religious nut, on the same level as Palin and Bachmann. God help us all if he wins. Posted by: Lick at January 03, 2012 10:29 PM (hogX0) Like you plan on voting for whoever wins anyway.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 06:30 PM (sb3kT)

749 46%

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 06:30 PM (Qjh0I)

750 So it's now a difference of 1,755 Iowans.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:31 PM (r2PLg)

751 it's 49% returned at the CNN website.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:32 PM (r2PLg)

752 Santorum at 24. 3%, Romney at 23.6%, Paul at 21.8%

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:33 PM (d6QMz)

753 Good enough for me. I'll head to bed thinking that it's a rough tie between Romney and Santorum with Paul coming in third and nobody else breaking 15%. We'll see if the morning brings any big changes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2012 06:34 PM (Qjh0I)

754 as well as projections for NH and polling in SC means he might not qualify to be on stage for the next debate. Oh God, there are more debates? I thought we were done with these things.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 06:35 PM (AcrIN)

755 @643 "Fuck it, I'm listening to Zepplin" You know who moved in at the top of my road a couple months ago? Robert F'in Plant, that's who. No, I didn't know who he is either...

Posted by: Fortunata at January 03, 2012 06:35 PM (90H1N)

756 Perry is still my guy. Yeah, he did bad but this is the first out of 57 states!

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:36 PM (zLeKL)

757 800 "Like you plan on voting for whoever wins anyway." Ill vote for Paul or Huntsmen, else its Obama. Posted by: Lick at January 03, 2012 10:35 PM (hogX0) You mean you planned on voting for Obama anyway.

Posted by: Mr Pink at January 03, 2012 06:37 PM (sb3kT)

758 Seriously people, listen to this: http://tinyurl.com/5g8lpr

Especially if you're feeling gloomy about tonight's results.  I've played this song on every election night since 2007.  Radiohead's finest song.  The last minute is profound.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:38 PM (hIWe1)

759 @Jeff B - That's interesting about Amnesiac, I didn't know that. Will have to check it out. The song on that record for me is "Knives Out" - holy god, what a tune. On "In Rainbows" it's "Weird Fishes" and "Bodysnatchers" (bassline!!). That record is just behind the other two, IMHO. Pretty damned consistent band once OK Computer came out. On Romney: Yup, it's almost a dream scenario for him. There's no way he or his team could have planned it (Santorum wins Iowa?!). Better to be lucky than good. :-)

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:38 PM (ZiYQG)

760 Perry is still my guy. Yeah, he did bad but this is the first out of 57 states! **** LOL!

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:38 PM (r2PLg)

761 A good point about independent voters was made above.  For some reason I wasn't on the precinct's rolls, so I had to reregister.  There were several people there filling out forms asking "What do I check if I'm an independent", to which the caucus worker responded "You have to be a Republican to vote in tonight's caucus".  Then, the person would check the independent box, and go in to vote.  My gut tells me most of them voted for Romney or Paul.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 03, 2012 06:38 PM (7JrOh)

762 781 Franklin and Wright have barely reported.  Paul leads by 7 votes. LOL.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 10:26 PM (gT3jF)

Ah.  Should have spotted that.

Posted by: f2000 at January 03, 2012 06:39 PM (FcMtg)

763 Second preference caucus goers are helping Santorum out tonight.  He had the highest favorability of the people running, and Romney being perceived as a significant front runner here might have led to some votes getting switched to Santorum by people who thought Romney was going to have it locked up.

It didn't happen at the caucus this time, but it did last time in 2008 as well as 2000.  People who got up to speak for a candidate asked people to vote for their guy to see to it another viable candidate made it out as a competitor to the front runner.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:39 PM (gT3jF)

764 798 as well as projections for NH and polling in SC means he might not qualify to be on stage for the next debate.

>Oh God, there are more debates? I thought we were done with these things.


Next debate is on Saturday, then another on Sunday. 8 more after that.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:39 PM (d6QMz)

765 806 Plant and Krauss

Raising Sands



Great album, but I though that was from 2010....

Posted by: f2000 at January 03, 2012 06:40 PM (FcMtg)

766
And yeah, looking like a good night for Romney.  First or second with Santorum is pretty much ideal . . .

Holy fuck. Biggest organization, most money, running for over four years, has the backing of the national GOP, and is tied at 23% with a nobody.

Dream on, boy. I've had more impressive sharts.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 06:40 PM (7+pP9)

767 Who watched the debate and thought- "oooh that Santorum has so much charisma!" Even Santorum bitched about not getting enough debate time. ugh.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:40 PM (r2PLg)

768 omg...they dug up Mark Sanford on FOX.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:41 PM (r2PLg)

769 TheFix 52% in. Santorum lead over Romney is 354 votes. Wowza. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:41 PM (d6QMz)

770 "Reckoner" is definitely the best off In Rainbows. As a whole, though, I still prefer the earlier Radiohead. The Bends was my depressed freshman year music, played semi-daily as I shelved books at Woodruff Library.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 06:42 PM (AcrIN)

771 I don't see this as a win for Romney.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:42 PM (zLeKL)

772 I will be willing to give Santorum a first look, but Perry is still my guy.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:42 PM (zLeKL)

773 I think Romney finishing second to Santorum is a lot worse than finishing second to Paul. You can write off the Paul vote as fringe, non-Republican types, but Santorum actually has some legit conservative backing.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 06:44 PM (AcrIN)

774 813 It came as a shock to me but his grasp of foreign policy was really good. He made Paul look like the tinfoil hat wearing idiot he is. And he did it charismatically.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 06:44 PM (hC5jI)

775 Perry was done a while ago, but he's clearly done now.  He needed Iowa just like Bachmann needed it.  The only reason people cling to him is because they have some minimum standards... he's basically the only candidate with an impressive record.

But now it's clear we need to settle, or we're going to repeat 2008 and wind up with a really poor candidate who can't even distinguish himself from democrats because he's that weak.

Santorum beat all these guys, and he had about as much funding as a girl scout troupe.  That he apparently beat Romney is staggering, given how much romney has put into being president for most of the past decade.  Many, many millions.  What a weak candidate.

Sure, Newt didn't win either, but he didn't need to and his campaign is also on a shoestring.  We need to watch the near future and see if Newt really can win.  Personally, I think Newt is the most conservative candidate who can win.  Wish that were Perry, but it isn't.

Posted by: Dustin at January 03, 2012 06:44 PM (rQ/Ue)

776 Paul still has a chance if only 53% are in.
I hope Newt stays in to club Romney to smithereens. We need someone to do that.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 03, 2012 06:44 PM (FKQng)

777 Santorum's my second choice, but I'm gonna hang with Perry for now. Of course by the time it gets to Maryland (April 6) it might be all moot.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 06:45 PM (AcrIN)

778 Holy fuck. Biggest organization, most money, running for over four years, has the backing of the national GOP, and is tied at 23% with a nobody.

And Dr. Kookoobananas managed third on his friendliest ground anywhere.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

779 I have been quite impressive with your posts, keep up the great work.

Posted by: ePub ebook for android at January 03, 2012 06:46 PM (jct/m)

780 Has Faux News gone orgasmic yet?

Posted by: Red Shirt at January 03, 2012 06:47 PM (FIDMq)

781 Joffen, there is no one else competing for moderate GOP votes. As long as conservatives stay split, Romney wins. If they stay split until Florida, it's just about over. And you know how I feel about Romney.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 06:47 PM (ZiYQG)

782 I'm not ready to throw in the towel on Perry. I see this is horrible news for Mitt though. Still not able to break the 25% barrier, huh champ? YOU SUCK

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:48 PM (zLeKL)

783 88% in, Sant up 45 votes on Mitt (out of 52k between them).

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 06:48 PM (/h3en)

784 It's hard to be the 'winner' when three out of four voters don't vote for you.

This is how Europeans win elections, and wind up forced into unworkable coalition governments.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

785 >>>@Jeff B - That's interesting about Amnesiac, I didn't know that. Will have to check it out. The song on that record for me is "Knives Out" - holy god, what a tune. On "In Rainbows" it's "Weird Fishes" and "Bodysnatchers" (bassline!!). That record is just behind the other two, IMHO. Pretty damned consistent band once OK Computer came out.

If you like "Arpeggi" (I love it...and I'm still used to calling by its original name) then you MUST MUST MUST check out this incredible version of it, from 2005's Ether Festival

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6X9LW59S

Very early performance, two years before it would be officially recorded.  Truly captures that feeling of being "in the deepest oceans, the bottom of the sea."

(Everyone is welcome to download this...I just uploaded it personally, so no worries about viruses or whatnot.)

I also love "Bodysnatcher" -- as heavy a rock song as they've done since the era of The Bends.  Also a huge fan of "Nude" (a miracle, really -- a song they'd had around for over a decade, that they didn't actually ruin when they finally came up with an official version) and "Faust Arp."

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:53 PM (hIWe1)

786 Joffen, there is no one else competing for moderate GOP votes. As long as conservatives stay split, Romney wins. If they stay split until Florida, it's just about over. And you know how I feel about Romney. Yep.

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:53 PM (r2PLg)

787 Methos you don't perk up lockpicking.....ever. You just buy a thousand lockpicks you can end up picking any lock with shitty lockpicking if you just keep trying.

Er, that's stunningly obvious now that you've made me think about it. I was thinking the perks for extra stuff in treasures chest would be worth it, even though you have to go through several others. But since the lockpicks are cheap and weigh nothing, there's no reason not to burn through them.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 06:54 PM (sOXQX)

788 this blows. Palin says the party must not "marginalize" Ron Paul or his supporters.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 06:55 PM (nj1bB)

789 Methos, and other guy (sorry I didn't see who was talking with you), How would you go about learning lock-picking? I'd love to pick that up. Just to do it.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 06:56 PM (nj1bB)

790 Palin says the party must not "marginalize" Ron Paul or his supporters. oh ya-you caught that... $%#^

Posted by: tasker at January 03, 2012 06:56 PM (r2PLg)

791 Romney may end up pulling this out...the counties that haven't reported yet were strong Mitt country back in 2008.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:56 PM (hIWe1)

792 I went in thinking Perry was done at 5th place, but i'm still hanging on. Let's see how he reacts to this huge loss.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:56 PM (zLeKL)

793 Just the Tip Mitt slips it in 25%.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2012 06:56 PM (IJzI9)

794 Palin says the party must not "marginalize" Ron Paul or his supporters.

He's a mavericky maverick of the maverickest kind, just like me, you betcha.  I like people who stir it up, keep it interestin', stick a stick in the hornet's nest.

And I keep an Israeli flag on my desk, or at least I did up until I bolted from office, so I hereby inoculate him from charges of Jew-hatred.  Issue over.  Mama Grizzly says.

Posted by: Sarah Palin™ at January 03, 2012 06:57 PM (yBtkG)

795 This has got to be the end for Huntsman, right? Bachmann too.

Posted by: Joffen at January 03, 2012 06:58 PM (zLeKL)

796 Holy shit.  Santorum leads Romney by...THIRTEEN VOTES.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 06:58 PM (hIWe1)

797 Saw that too ace, knew you's love it.

So is Mitt gonna break his 2008 take tonight? He's been running this long and hasn't lost anyone yet, that's gotta count for something, right?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2012 06:58 PM (KI/Ch)

798 It's hard to be the 'winner' when three out of four voters don't vote for you.

It's a straw poll.  It's not the end of the world. 

The thing about a caucus is that, in Iowa, it's on a cold night in January, middle of the week, and you make people wait more than an hour in a meeting before they get to vote for their candidate.  The people who come out to vote for a candidate really, really want to.  And the campaigns that are better at turning out passionate support will get their ticket punched for NH.

Maybe Iowa doesn't pick presidents, but they serve an important role.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:58 PM (gT3jF)

799 13 vote separation and Santorum is currently leading in Woodbury Co.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 06:58 PM (d6QMz)

800 I'm really strongly thinking I'm going to teach myself French and Italian (might as well do both). I don't know if I'm going to follow through but I just feel like learning some stuff.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 06:59 PM (nj1bB)

801 Like a few others, Perry is my man until he either drops out or another is chosen to be the nominee.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 03, 2012 06:59 PM (5qnlK)

802 I don't believe Huntsman even visited Iowa, did he?

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 06:59 PM (gT3jF)

803 I like bird nests.

Posted by: Sarah Palin's hairdresser at January 03, 2012 07:00 PM (r2PLg)

804 Second look at... Thaddeus McCotter?

Posted by: shibumi at January 03, 2012 07:00 PM (z63Tr)

805 ..and hairspray. ..for the snortin'...

Posted by: Sarah Palin's hairdresser at January 03, 2012 07:01 PM (r2PLg)

806 so here's my list: 1. Drawing. I need to learn this because I'm going to put out a short book on Kindle and I might as well do the cover art. I've got an amazon load of supplies coming tomorrow. 2. French and Italian. I think I have an affinity for Italian, might as well pick up French. and now: 3. Lockpicking. Always wanted to do this. I have to figure out photoshop and web-design too, I guess, being that they would actually help me in my career.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:01 PM (nj1bB)

807 SC goes for Santorum and Perry?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2012 07:01 PM (IJzI9)

808 This has got to be the end for Huntsman, right? Bachmann too. Huntsman didn't even contest this thing, so no. He's going all in for NH. But Bachmann - yeahs, she's toast.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:01 PM (AcrIN)

809 >>>Methos, and other guy (sorry I didn't see who was talking with you),

>>>How would you go about learning lock-picking? I'd love to pick that up. Just to do it.

See, I thought you were referring to the actual, real-world skill of LOCKPICKING.  Then I went back and searched the thread thinking I'd find an interesting subconversation...

You AD&D dorks are hilarious.  God love ya.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:02 PM (hIWe1)

810 Let's look at the past of each candidate and vet each one honestly! Whose past matches their present talk? Instead, WE, the people, let the media mock every little mistake on camera in order to avoid the true vetting of the candidates' records. Republican Party-shame on you for not truly handling the forum for the debates-they were a joke and now we will most likely have to settle for what we get which is NOT the best!!

Posted by: TBone at January 03, 2012 07:03 PM (PJqqZ)

811 I can pick locks-seriously. That's why I always hide beaucoup de hairpins in Sarah's do. Never know when you'll have to bust into a toilet on the Greyhound.

Posted by: Sarah Palin's hairdresser at January 03, 2012 07:04 PM (r2PLg)

812 No I really meant real lockpicking. I know the basic theory. Tense the lock with a tenser by twisting it to the side while poking up the gears above the shear-line. But I'd like to actually do it. Doesn't seem that hard.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:04 PM (nj1bB)

813 Methos, and other guy (sorry I didn't see who was talking with you),

How would you go about learning lock-picking? I'd love to pick that up. Just to do it.

Ace, we're talking about Skyrim, if it's the game you're wondering about. In-game, you're introduced to the practice about ten minutes in (depending on how long you took designing your character). You already have ten lockpicks in your inventory, so you just walk up to a locked door or chest, hit "x" when prompted and the minigame starts. Like any other skill in the game you get better by doing it a lot.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:05 PM (sOXQX)

814 19 votes

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:05 PM (d6QMz)

815 Sarah Palin... dead. Dead to me, I mean. Marginalize this, you worthless has-been.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2012 07:06 PM (Gc/Qi)

816 ah no I thought you meant actual lockpicking. I guess you'd just get a lockpicking set and twenty locks and mount them on a board and start picking.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:07 PM (nj1bB)

817 Ace --

If you're going to learn Italian, you might as well learn Spanish too.  Once you know one, the other will come easy-peasy.  And Spanish is a fucking cinch to learn outside of the normal difficulties that native English-speakers have in deploying things like the subjunctive and conditional tenses.

French is a bit harder because of the vocab.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:07 PM (hIWe1)

818 I don't feel like learning Spanish.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:08 PM (nj1bB)

819 ...aaaand Romney suddenly goes up by 150 votes.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:08 PM (hIWe1)

820 Sen. Paul does not look enthusiastic.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:08 PM (d6QMz)

821 I learned French first, which made learning Italian all the easier. French, Italian and Spanish are all basically the same damned language. Of course I can't actually speak any of them, but I can read them.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:09 PM (AcrIN)

822 >>>I don't feel like learning Spanish.

You don't seem to get it: if you learn Italian, you're already 85% of the way towards knowing Spanish at a level of semi-fluency.  (And it's a short step to Portuguese from there).  Meanwhile, the same quasi-commutative property does not apply to French, which has a whole shitton of German-language interference wreaking havoc on its vocabulary and pronunciation to render it significantly more difficult to pick up.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:10 PM (hIWe1)

823 Sen. Paul does not look enthusiastic.

Feh.  Blame the Joos.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:10 PM (MMC8r)

824 @Ace - Remember when I said that Gingrich would fall, and then Paul would rise, and then fall, and then Perry would get the second look just in time for tonight? I guess Santorum stole Perry's second look. It's surreal.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 07:11 PM (ZiYQG)

825 Even if Romney ekes out 1st place by 1,000 votes tonight the only winners will be Santorum and Gingrich. Even Paul will take away more from this than Romney.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 07:11 PM (7+pP9)

826 michellemalkin Ron Paul: "This momentum is going to continue!" Rand Paul: Golf clap. #iacaucus

LarrySabato Rand Paul did NOT applaud when Ron Paul said, "It's time to get out of Afghanistan." Rand looked very uneasy...

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:12 PM (d6QMz)

827 >>>You don't seem to get it: if you learn Italian, you're already 85% of the way towards knowing Spanish at a level of semi-fluency. No I get that. I don't feel like spending time to do that. Look, this is all hypothetical until I get the French or Italian software.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:12 PM (nj1bB)

828 Ace,

If you're going to learn French, there are two key phrases:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

and whatever the 75 words for "surrender" are.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 07:12 PM (LnQhT)

829 I guess you'd just get a lockpicking set and twenty locks and mount them on a board and start picking.

I'd bet you could find a youtube video or a dozen to get you started. It seems like just a lot of trial and error once you have the basic idea down.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:12 PM (sOXQX)

830 Ace, start tinkering. One of my biggest boot-straps in understanding (in many things, but in term of lock-picking) was actually from Richard Feynman of all places. 'Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman' has some very neat, albeit short, stories of Feynman's lock-picking and how he did it. Especially when you're a kid, God damn he was neat.

Always look for the side-channel attack.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 07:13 PM (447Af)

831 859 This has got to be the end for Huntsman, right? Bachmann too. ----------------------------- I think Bachmann stays in till she runs out of gas money. I think she has a severe case of Palinitus. She has sniffed the limelight and that old congressional office is going to be too small for her now.

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 07:13 PM (jiwQf)

832 Even if Romney ekes out 1st place by 1,000 votes tonight the only winners will be Santorum and Gingrich.

I'm not sure if I'd call it a win for Newt, given where he was in the polls a few weeks ago. He survives, so it's a win relative to Bachmann, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:15 PM (sOXQX)

833 yeah the idea is pretty simple. the "pins" in a lock (about 5 or six of them) descend down. Each is cut in a different place. The purpose of the key is to raise each pin so that its cut is even with the others -- the shearline. You put in a tenser, twist the lock to create some "stickiness" in the pins (the tortion holding them up a bit) and try to poke (pick) each one up until it feels like it's at the shearline. When they're all up properly the tension you have on the lock should turn it and it should open.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:15 PM (nj1bB)

834

Look at the fucking county map.

That's what elections look like. Romney wins in all the blue areas around the cities, a few humungous cesspits of corruption and city planning, and gets his ass blown out everywhere else.

Santorum carries the rural vote, Ron Paul a bit of each, Perry won 2 small precincts.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 07:15 PM (fUGwd)

835 If Bachmann and Huntsman let loose their 6%, who gets it?  Are they firm Not-Romney voters?

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:16 PM (MMC8r)

836 of course a lot of things are pretty simple conceptually. throwing a football is pretty simple at a basic conceptual level.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:16 PM (nj1bB)

837 >>>Even if Romney ekes out 1st place by 1,000 votes tonight the only winners will be Santorum and Gingrich. Even Paul will take away more from this than Romney.

Wow, you're really living in a fantasy world, aren't you?  I'm sorry you're so upset about Romney's victory tonight (yes, even if Santorum ends up topping by some statistically insignificant margin, it's a big victory).  The idea that Paul or GINGRICH (ha!) are going to be thought of as "winners" after tonight's results is laughable sour grapes.

Remember: no matter how hard you squinch your eyes shut and WISH, it won't make those wishes come true.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:17 PM (hIWe1)

838 This has got to be the end for Huntsman, right?

Huntsman gets to pretend through NH, but short of beating Mitt there, I don't see how he justifies his campaign beyond that.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:17 PM (sOXQX)

839 LarrySabato Rand Paul did NOT applaud when Ron Paul said, "It's time to get out of Afghanistan." Rand looked very uneasy... ----------------------------- Yeah well, Rand's prob. got his hands in the deep pockets of the defense industry. Principles baby! You're nothing without principles! Right Cons?

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 07:17 PM (jiwQf)

840 >>>This has got to be the end for Huntsman, right? no, huntsman didn't contest there and even denigrated the state (Iowa picks corn, NH picks presidents).

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:18 PM (nj1bB)

841 Even if Romney wins tonight, he did not improve his vote share from 2008 whatsoever. Call me unimpressed.

Posted by: Chris at January 03, 2012 07:19 PM (XGZYX)

842 throwing a football is pretty simple at a basic conceptual level.

Says you.

Posted by: Tim Tebow at January 03, 2012 07:19 PM (LnQhT)

843 Wow, Newt congratulating Santorum now, particularly for being positive.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:20 PM (sOXQX)

844

>>>Look at the fucking county map.

>>>That's what elections look like. Romney wins in all the blue areas around the cities, a few humungous cesspits of corruption and city planning, and gets his ass blown out everywhere else.

>>>Santorum carries the rural vote, Ron Paul a bit of each, Perry won 2 small precincts.

Yes, and?  You do realize this is a STATEWIDE election, right?  It really doesn't matter where the votes come from in the state, just so long as the numbers are there. 

And Romney is only winning the "blue areas around the cities" because, generally speaking, there are more Republicans there than anywhere else in Iowa.  There are also more Democrats (and, being cities, the Dems outnumber the GOP unfortunately). 

I don't see how this is some sort of indictment of Romney's victory, or a warning sign about how the general election might play out...unless you're just trying to float an unstated "them thar RURAL folks are more pure and true and conservative than those city slickers!" bullshit thesis.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:20 PM (hIWe1)

845 The good news(?) is that people will remember Huckabee won Iowa not too long ago, and went no where after that, so there's still plenty of time to turn things around.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 03, 2012 07:20 PM (7JrOh)

846 Picking locks can be useful; you're a screwdriver and a paper clip away from getting into whatever you've lost the key to. I was fascinated by the concept as a kid and figured out how to pop padlocks and the like first; it's actually come in handy occasionally since then - when I was moving, I had a safe I had lost the key to, and I opened the safe after some time and effort. I bought a different brand of safe for the new place, on the assumption that any security I can bypass won't stop or even slow a practiced thief. So, to answer Ace's question for real, buy a padlock at the store and practice on it. Once you gain the hang of it, your confidence in the actual effectiveness of most locks as a security measure will probably take a big hit.

Posted by: Locarno at January 03, 2012 07:20 PM (QABa/)

847 877 Even if Romney ekes out 1st place by 1,000 votes tonight the only winners will be Santorum and Gingrich. Even Paul will take away more from this than Romney.

Not really. Tactically, maybe. Think strategically.

Strategically, Iowa has killed the viable anti-Romney's.

In the long-run, the only viable candidates were Perry, Romney and maybe Gingrich if we lived in a simulation with a crazy-ass guy at the helm.

Iowa, tonight, has effectively ended Rick Perry -- given NH and the requirements of top-4 finisher, there is a high probability he won't qualify for the next debate in South Carolina. The debate gaffe was the virtual end, this is the real thing.

Iowa has fatally wounded Gingrich. He's bleeding and totally defensive without Maverick on Catapult 3.

Iowa has pushed up Ron Paul and Santorum as the anti-Romney's. Ron Paul is bloody insane. Santorum seem to have huge reservations, even voiced here.

Iowa was well played by the Boston crew.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 07:21 PM (447Af)

848 LarrySabato 92% in, Romney up by 13 votes out of 110,000. That's 13 votes, friends.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:22 PM (d6QMz)

849 Dear Mitt, Duck and Cover. Your "Pal", Newt

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at January 03, 2012 07:22 PM (/h3en)

850 >>>Wow, Newt congratulating Santorum now, particularly for being positive.

It's been pretty widely believed for a day or two now that he was going to drop out and throw his support to Santorum in an effort to fuck over Romney.

Which is pretty evil given that Romney is a very likely winner in the general election against Obama (at the very least our ONLY credible candidate) and Santorum is a 100% guaranteed landslide loser.

But hey, that's his right.  And that's classic Newt for you: the man is driven more by his hatreds, appetites and resentments than any semblance of principle.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:22 PM (hIWe1)

851 Even if Romney wins tonight, he did not improve his vote share from 2008 whatsoever. Call me unimpressed.

Just remember, second place is the first loser.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:22 PM (sOXQX)

852 Latest has Santorum over Mitt by 43 big votes.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 03, 2012 07:23 PM (hRH92)

853 I am a piss-poor loser.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at January 03, 2012 07:23 PM (yBtkG)

854 >>>f. So, to answer Ace's question for real, buy a padlock at the store and practice on it. Once you gain the hang of it, your confidence in the actual effectiveness of most locks as a security measure will probably take a big hit. okay and you're saying I can just use a screwdriver and paperclip?

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:23 PM (nj1bB)

855 896 Wow, Newt congratulating Santorum now, particularly for being positive.


If Newt had countered Mitt's negative ads, he probably wouldn't be in 4th place.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:24 PM (d6QMz)

856 Huntsman in NH is in the same spot Santorum was in Iowa.  He has to win there to come up with ANY possible scenario toward the nomination.  Last check Romney was up 15 points on everybody else, without any sizeable social con problem awaiting him in NH.

Huntsman isn't out yet, but will be very soon.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 07:24 PM (gT3jF)

857

I don't see how this is some sort of indictment of Romney's victory, or a warning sign about how the general election might play out...unless you're just trying to float an unstated "them thar RURAL folks are more pure and true and conservative than those city slickers!" bullshit thesis.

I just think it's interesting the way Romney plays in the state is the same way a democrat plays in the state.

Romney's support is a majority only in areas that are dominated by democrats.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 07:25 PM (fUGwd)

858 Which is pretty evil given that Romney is a very likely winner in the general election against Obama (at the very least our ONLY credible candidate) and Santorum is a 100% guaranteed landslide loser.

Well, we'll find out if you're right about one of those.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:25 PM (sOXQX)

859 Yes. Use a small flat screwdriver. I said buy a cheap padlock because you might screw up the lock - don't want to ruin anything valuable.

Posted by: Locarno at January 03, 2012 07:25 PM (QABa/)

860 If this goes where I think it's going to go, South Carolina is going to look like the last scene from True Romance, and Romney is gonna end up on a beach with one eye and the nomination.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 07:25 PM (ZiYQG)

861 I know I'm not supposed to use this word, but Newt is coming across like an incredibly whiny little cunt in his "concession" tonight.

This is the Real Newt.  You know, now that the mask has slipped.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:26 PM (hIWe1)

862 I'm going to learn how to pick a lock, and then I'm going to steal Ron Paul's gold.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:26 PM (nj1bB)

863 The good news(?) is that people will remember Huckabee won Iowa not too long ago, and went no where after that, so there's still plenty of time to turn things around.

And I remember McCain's campaign was d-e-a-d, dead, at one point in 2008.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (MMC8r)

864 Jeff B, Newt has 1000X as much principle in his little finger as Mitt does in his entire campaign. He's worked w/Santorum for ~25 years, they agree on almost everything. Why shdn't he support Sant. if he chooses to drop out? Romney is the outlier.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (hRH92)

865 Sanatorium took his 400th baby, which died at the hospital, home to meet the rest of the family. Really, just go fuck yourself already, jackass.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (AcrIN)

866 If the soldiers overseas are fighting to "preserve the process" of Iowa, like Gingrich claims, then maybe Nor Luap is right.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (LnQhT)

867 Sanatorium took his 400th baby, which died at the hospital, home to meet the rest of the family.

I suppose that wouldn't make sense to those of you without a shred of humanity.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (sOXQX)

868 I already regret writing #915, or at least not censoring it.

But man, my Twitter feed tells me I'm not alone in my reaction to Newt.  It's playing...poorly.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (hIWe1)

869 TheFix 93% in. Santorum 28,049, Romney 27,977. 72 votes separating the two. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (d6QMz)

870 isn't there a better way to put tension on the lock? They seem to use an L-shaped tool, so it's out of the way of the lock (hanging down, l descending, leaving clear path to lock).

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:27 PM (nj1bB)

871 Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 11:21 PM (447Af)

To be fair, Iowa didn't end Rick Perry...Rick Perry pretty much did.

Asshat was in the lead by ten points in August.  Then he started speaking.  I don't think he was prepared for the scrutiny of a national issues campaign, much like Palin wasn't when she became the VP nominee.

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 07:28 PM (gT3jF)

872 oh my god Lick you are so fucking smart -- you learned a skill before I considered learning it! You're so much BETTER than me! Holy fuck, you rock!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:29 PM (nj1bB)

873 I'm going to learn how to pick a lock, and then I'm going to steal Ron Paul's gold.

Don't you have to trick him into saying his name backwards first?

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:29 PM (sOXQX)

874 Ace, for language learning LiveMocha is great. Basically a free Rosetta Stone.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 07:30 PM (QcFbt)

875 and that's not picking.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:30 PM (nj1bB)

876 916 From his campaign coffers?? Yes please Mr. Ace.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:30 PM (hC5jI)

877 You've used LiveMocha? I'm thinking of that 1-2-3 thing.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:30 PM (nj1bB)

878 80s,

I know it's me, but every time you post the Twitter feed from "The Fix" and they go, say, 92% in, I keep reading "The Fix Is In".

Thanks for the updates, though; very valuable contributions.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 07:31 PM (LnQhT)

879 Raykon is a callous, wicked cretin.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:31 PM (d6QMz)

880

I just think it's interesting the way Romney plays in the state is the same way a democrat plays in the state.

Romney's support is a majority only in areas that are dominated by democrats.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 11:25 PM (fUGwd)

Looking through the Google widget, I see counties that Romney won where Santorum was the next favored candidate, but in a lot of counties Santorum won, Romney was far down the list.  What to make of that?

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 07:31 PM (gT3jF)

881 927 oh my god Lick you are so fucking smart -- you learned a skill before I considered learning it! You're so much BETTER than me! Holy fuck, you rock!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 11:29 PM (nj1bB)


It's a wonder a super-genius like that is so desperate for friends he settles for negative attention here and then tries to get chummy.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:31 PM (MMC8r)

882 929 Ace, for language learning LiveMocha is great. Basically a free Rosetta Stone. --------------------------- Thanks for that info Clubber.

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 07:31 PM (jiwQf)

883 But man, my Twitter feed tells me I'm not alone in my reaction to Newt.  It's playing...poorly.

Is it playing poorly among anyone other than the "Romney at all costs" crowd? I'm really not sure why you ever thought absolutely everyone was going to just throw their support behind Romney. He's nothing special.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:32 PM (sOXQX)

884 By the way, these maps show why Romney is a pretty good candidate. He does well in cities and urban areas.

It's like if the Democrats nominated a guy who did better in rural areas.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 07:32 PM (QcFbt)

885 931 Idiots please keep your stupidity off of our blogs so we can enjoy ourselves. And go to hell for what you said about Mr. Santorum and his son.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:33 PM (hC5jI)

886 I hear Iowa isn't a total loss for Herman Cain. He managed to get a phone number or two at the Des Moines Waffle House.

Posted by: Earth Bound Misfit at January 03, 2012 07:33 PM (jiwQf)

887 934 80s,

I know it's me, but every time you post the Twitter feed from "The Fix" and they go, say, 92% in, I keep reading "The Fix Is In".

Thanks for the updates, though; very valuable contributions.


NRO Tweet Tracker is a great resource.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:33 PM (d6QMz)

888 You could get actual specialized tools, and they would work better, but I assume you are just curious about the whole process and don't plan on becoming a dapper, Moron-themed supervillain or a locksmith. A screwdriver and paperclip will work fine for the average lock.

Posted by: Locarno at January 03, 2012 07:33 PM (QABa/)

889 934 Me too.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:34 PM (hC5jI)

890 Hey Lick,

Posted by: My Derrier at January 03, 2012 07:34 PM (0b17P)

891 nickless, he didn't try to get chummy. He was doing a superiority dance, because he'd googled 'bump lock" before I did. Trash takes delight in trashy accomplishments which most people would consider... not accomplishments. Learning how to pick a lock would be cool. Having to buy a bump key from a locksmith would be kind of lame.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:34 PM (nj1bB)

892 Michele Bachmann, who came in dead last, now giving a "concession" a thousand times more dignified and gracious than what I just heard from #4 Newt Gingrich.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 07:35 PM (yBtkG)

893 >>>You could get actual specialized tools, and they would work better, but I assume you are just curious about the whole process and don't plan on becoming a dapper, Moron-themed supervillain or a locksmith I plan on the moron-themed supervillain, that's why I'm also learning languages.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:35 PM (nj1bB)

894 Is there any state out there where Ron Paul could hope for a friendlier format?  New Hampshire?

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:35 PM (MMC8r)

895 Jeff B. is right.  Newt was nasty tonight.  He needs to be gone ASAP. 

Posted by: misty at January 03, 2012 07:37 PM (z9Chx)

896 Ace - as to learning a new skill:  Photoshop is a great choice.  You can get knee deep in tutorials and not come out for days. 

Posted by: mama winger at January 03, 2012 07:37 PM (P6QsQ)

897 nickless, he didn't try to get chummy. He was doing a superiority dance, because he'd googled 'bump lock" before I did.

Oh, no, Ace, he was suddenly the bet buddy at the bar when the subject came around to music.  You could see how thrilled he was to chit chat instead of trying to get attention with his troll schtick.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:37 PM (MMC8r)

898 Romney probably doesn't win Massachusett's  electoral votes as the nominee, but would Santorum win Pennsylvania's if he were to get the GOP nod?  Penn is much more purple....Obama wouldn't win the election without Pennsylvania...

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 07:37 PM (gT3jF)

899 951 Vermont?

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:38 PM (hC5jI)

900 Michele Bachmann, who came in dead last, now giving a "concession" a thousand times more dignified and gracious than what I just heard from #4 Newt Gingrich.

Not a concession, apparently.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:38 PM (sOXQX)

901 okay clubber I'm now signed up for some kind of French course.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:38 PM (nj1bB)

902 Ace, I've seem some pretty good vids teaching lock picking on teh YouTube.

Seems simple enough. And fun. If memory serves, possession of the tools is a felony in some states unless the possessor is a super secret gooberment approved lock picker. YMMV.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 07:38 PM (Onw8c)

903 After listening to him, I wonder how far Gingrich has fallen in SC.  He was leading there three weeks ago when the last poll was taken around the time he started slipping here in Iowa...

Posted by: CausticConservative at January 03, 2012 07:39 PM (gT3jF)

904 GoD, what am I dealing with?
Posted by: Lick at January 03, 2012 11:37 PM

Yeah.  We're hopeless.  I'd ditch us if I were you.


Posted by: mama winger at January 03, 2012 07:39 PM (P6QsQ)

905 I taught myself Spanish just to prove I could. Realistically it wasn't that useful. On the plus side now I can read Spanish pretty well.

My audio processing never got up to speed. I can follow Spanish TV and movies if Spanish subtitles are on, otherwise it's too fast for the audio part of my brain. But I can read Spanish in real time.

After a lot of effort I got to the point where I could watch/read Hollywood movies dubbed in Spanish, trashy Mexican chat shows about celebrities, and Mexican sports shows about soccer.

Culturally I didn't exactly elevate myself. ESPN Deportes and Sabado Gigante didn't really expand my cultural frontier much.

The reading seems to be a permanent part of my brain now. I can go long periods without reading anything in Spanish, but jump right back in. But my poor audio processing gets even shittier if I go weeks or months without practicing.

I go on periodic self-improvement kicks. The language one took me a long time. And probably wasn't worth the effort. I enjoyed it though.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 07:40 PM (QcFbt)

906 956 Romney probably doesn't win Massachusett's  electoral votes as the nominee, but would Santorum win Pennsylvania's if he were to get the GOP nod?

Not a chance.  He was kicked out of office to the tune of almost 20 points in '06, and even in a bad year no Republican has any business losing PA by that margin.  There was a reason he lost so badly.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 07:40 PM (yBtkG)

907 I need to look at the LiveMocha thing, actually, could be interesting. Ace, the idea is to turn the screwdriver slightly while poking at the individual pins with the paper clip (unbent and with a little angle at the tip) until it slides one up enough to twist a bit more. You're basically using the tolerances/imperfections in the lock parts to open it 'one pin at a time'.

Posted by: Locarno at January 03, 2012 07:40 PM (QABa/)

908 Not-Romney/Paul got 55%.  Get the no-chancers out one tier at a time and see where the support lines up.

Posted by: nickless at January 03, 2012 07:41 PM (MMC8r)

909 962 I see what you did there.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:41 PM (hC5jI)

910 >>> If memory serves, possession of the tools is a felony right I was hoping someone could tell me like "take an allen wrench and get it grinded down flat on one part to use as a tenser" and whatever you'd use for a pick. I guess the allen wrench part would work.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:41 PM (nj1bB)

911 A friend caucused for Perry today. She got some great pictures. 

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:41 PM (d6QMz)

912 Not a concession, apparently.

Hence the quotations.  I'd be surprised if she dropped out now.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 07:41 PM (yBtkG)

913 Locarno, right, I have that basic theory down. When I was young I tried to write a novel about a thief so that much I got (just to fake it in prose).

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:42 PM (nj1bB)

914

Looking through the Google widget, I see counties that Romney won where Santorum was the next favored candidate, but in a lot of counties Santorum won, Romney was far down the list.  What to make of that?

Yup. The 2 that went for Perry, Paul and Santorum take 2nd and 3rd (1 each) and Romney 4th.

In the counties that went for Paul, he probably averages 4th place, Perry and Gingrich show up more in Paul counties, and Santorum ahead of him. In one or two of Paul's bluest counties, Romney shows up 2nd. A couple of others, 5th.

He shows up 2nd in about 1/3rd of Santorum's counties, but then 3rd - 5th in the rest. In Davis he came in 6th.

Posted by: Entropy, and if you disagree you hate America and want Obama to win at January 03, 2012 07:42 PM (fUGwd)

915 michellemalkin MT @: If current figures hold, should be about 2,200 votes to split between Rick & Mitt. W/80 separating now

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:43 PM (d6QMz)

916 >>>I go on periodic self-improvement kicks. The language one took me a long time. And probably wasn't worth the effort. I enjoyed it though. I never have before, ever. Now I feel like doing that sort of thing. Je'm appel Ace. Check.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:43 PM (nj1bB)

917 @: Turnout estimated to be 123K, which would be a record. 119K in '08 was past high. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:44 PM (d6QMz)

918 Well, ace, there's really not much more to say about lockpicking. It's not really rocket science - if you know that, all that's left is practice.


Posted by: Locarno at January 03, 2012 07:45 PM (QABa/)

919 975 Add an e to mapelle buddy

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:46 PM (hC5jI)

920 *mappelle it's late

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 07:47 PM (hC5jI)

921 postpolitics UPDATE: 96% reporting in #IAcaucus... Santorum at 24.6% (28,95 , Romney at 24.6% (28,879), Paul at (25,044)

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:47 PM (d6QMz)

922
Wow, you're really living in a fantasy world, aren't you?  I'm sorry you're so upset about Romney's victory tonight (yes, even if Santorum ends up topping by some statistically insignificant margin, it's a big victory).  The idea that Paul or GINGRICH (ha!) are going to be thought of as "winners" after tonight's results is laughable sour grapes.

Remember: no matter how hard you squinch your eyes shut and WISH, it won't make those wishes come true.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 11:17 PM (hIWe1)

I detest Paul and have no love for Gingrich.

This is Paul's high water mark -- he only does well in contests like internet polls and caucuses, stuff his fanboys can spam. It's all downhill for him from now on.

Perry lost badly. He's an ex-candidate. A Norwegian Blue.

So if you combine Perry's and Paul's loss, it moves Newt up. I think Newt would be a horrible nominee against Obama, but it's a fact that he gains from tonight's showing.

Santorum has been catapulted into the latest "not Romney", win or lose.

Right now Romney can't win by more than a few hundred votes. That's truly pathetic.

So the only two winners tonight are Santorum and Gingrich. That logic is undeniable.

Romney will get about zero momentum from his NH win. Things are going to get interesting after that.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 07:48 PM (7+pP9)

923 I don't think it's a stretch to say that Gingrich at least didn't hurt himself with this showing. Had he dropped to fifth it really could have killed his candidacy. Now I didn't see his concession speech, and if it's as bad as several people are saying, that could bite him in the ass.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:49 PM (AcrIN)

924 philipaklein Santorum campaign rep here at the rally says there's currently a "standoff" b/w him and Mitt over who goes first given close race.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:50 PM (d6QMz)

925 >>>Now I didn't see his concession speech, and if it's as bad as several people are saying, that could bite him in the ass.

It wasn't "Howard Dean 2004," but...it will not help him.  At all.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:50 PM (hIWe1)

926 God God, so now the troll is quoting a Radiohead song which is basically Thom Yorke whining about George Bush.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:50 PM (AcrIN)

927 In my former line of work, it was occasionally necessary to call a locksmith to pick the lock on a home or business. Never saw a home lock that could not be defeated. Most with just a credit card. Heavy duty locks on businesses were hopeless. After letting the smith try for about 20 minutes, we'd just kick the door.

Cars were much easier.

I'm kinda friends with a local locksmith. I may ask him about learning tricks of the trade, just for hobby purposes. Puzzles fascinate me.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't know his nic at January 03, 2012 07:51 PM (Onw8c)

928 BEEEEEYAAAAAHHHHHHH

Posted by: Howard Mofuggin Dean at January 03, 2012 07:53 PM (hC5jI)

929 >>>philipaklein Santorum campaign rep here at the rally says there's currently a "standoff" b/w him and Mitt over who goes first given close race.

It's worse than that according to Erick Erickson and Ed Morrissey: apparently Santorum is demanding that Romney "concede" so Santorum can deliver his 'victory' speech.  Which, as Morrissey points out, is almost Newt-like in its arrogant insanity and retardation given that there are still 66 precincts (many of them in Romney-leaning areas) still out there to be counted and only 116 or so votes between the two.

Kinda douchey, Rick.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 07:53 PM (hIWe1)

930 >>>Because you have not been paying attention We're quoting Rock Songs with Very Significant Lyrics? Awesome!!!! I remember 8th grade. This song is basically my anthem, like that Radiohead one is yours. Enjoy, and pay attention to the lyrics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFAZKG5O8rc

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:54 PM (nj1bB)

931 Some of my occasionally pointless self-improvement kicks:
1) Spanish.
2) Drawing. Several tries. All failures. Could trace and do some rudimentary cartooning.
3) Guitar. Pretty easy to get to basic campfire rock stage. Hard to get good, though. And if you don't practice it's a bitch on the fingers.
4) Piano. I play piano like a guitar, strumming chords.
5) Juggling. Easy to master 3 ball cascade.
6) Sleight of hand card magic. Did this as a teen. Fun to learn. Downfall was I always get nervous and twitchy during the tricky part.

Drawing was the only one I'd consider a near complete failure. I can juggle, do a card trick, and play a recognizable version of most popular songs on either guitar or piano. But if you asked me to draw something it'd look like total crap.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 07:55 PM (QcFbt)

932 Well, Donna Brazille loved Gingrich's speech, so it must not have been all bad. /sarc

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:56 PM (AcrIN)

933 clubber, I have $50 worth of books and pencils and pads coming so this time I can't fail!!!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:57 PM (nj1bB)

934 I'm not going to run a negative campaign against that Massachusetts moderate douchebag.

And we're going to New Hampshire, and South Carolina, and then shipping up to Boston to kick Romney right in his magic underwear.

BYEAH

Posted by: Newt Gingrich tonight at January 03, 2012 07:57 PM (LnQhT)

935 Perry speaking now. Apparently he teared-up a bit.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:57 PM (d6QMz)

936 It's worse than that according to Erick Erickson and Ed Morrissey: apparently Santorum is demanding that Romney "concede" so Santorum can deliver his 'victory' speech.  Which, as Morrissey points out, is almost Newt-like in its arrogant insanity and retardation given that there are still 66 precincts (many of them in Romney-leaning areas) still out there to be counted and only 116 or so votes between the two.

I'm not sure what the rush for either one to speak is in that case. But there's hardly anything untoward about asking loser Romney to acknowledge his place in the race.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 07:58 PM (sOXQX)

937 Rick Perry capping the night off with class.  Makes teh Newtster look worse still.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 07:58 PM (yBtkG)

938
It's worse than that according to Erick Erickson and Ed Morrissey: apparently Santorum is demanding that Romney "concede" so Santorum can deliver his 'victory' speech.  Which, as Morrissey points out, is almost Newt-like in its arrogant insanity and retardation given that there are still 66 precincts (many of them in Romney-leaning areas) still out there to be counted and only 116 or so votes between the two.

Kinda douchey, Rick.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 11:53 PM (hIWe1)

Sounds to me more like Erickson & the Doughboy are being pretty douchy by spreading some loose shit they made up.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 07:58 PM (7+pP9)

939 uh oh, Rick says he's reassessing, returning to Texas. I don't think you can come back once you say you're reassessing.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 07:58 PM (nj1bB)

940 Wow, I think Perry's dropping out.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 07:59 PM (ZiYQG)

941 Eeek, it's never good when a candidate says he's going to "reassess" his candidacy.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 07:59 PM (AcrIN)

942 TheFix "I've decided to return to Texas, assess the results of tonight's caucus...." -- Perry. #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 07:59 PM (d6QMz)

943 Perry almost sounds like he's dropping out

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 07:59 PM (LnQhT)

944 Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid: Romney will get about zero momentum from his NH win. Things are going to get interesting after that.

With all due respect, you just aren't grasping this. Romney doesn't need momentum, he has the money and infrastructure to go the distance. He doesn't need tactical wins. The only other candidate who didn't need tactical shenanigans in these contests (because he had the money, the structure and the right backing) was Rick Perry, who just died tonight.

Forget the tactics. Think strategically. The only viable anti-Romney, Rick Perry finished 5th and given NH as it currently stands, he will not qualify for even the debates in South Carolina.

The inputs into Iowa were Perry and Gingrich. The outputs are Santorum and Ron-fucking-Paul. Gingrich has been fatally neutered IMHO.

Iowa has basically forced the Republican party to walk the line and ask themselves if they're feeling not lucky, but fucking batshit insane.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 07:59 PM (447Af)

945 That Dean speech was amazing. I've watched him point at Michigan about 10 time in the last hour, only to be outdone by BEEEEEYYYAAAAHHH

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 08:00 PM (hC5jI)

946 >>>uh oh, Rick says he's reassessing, returning to Texas.

>>>I don't think you can come back once you say you're reassessing.

Yeah, I think Perry's done.

This kind of throws a spanner into the works of what I thought SC would look like. I expected Newt to drop out, not Perry.

Perry's speech was classy and heartfelt.  Again, it reminded me of why I've always liked the guy, even as I concluded that he wasn't up to the task of running for/being our nominee for President.  Striking contrast to Newt.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:01 PM (hIWe1)

947 So where do you turn now, Ace, with Gov Perry effectively removing himself?

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 08:02 PM (/h3en)

948 I don't know, I have to reassess myself. I'll wait to hear Perry's word. There is always the Jindal Swap Option.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 08:03 PM (nj1bB)

949 >>>So where do you turn now, Ace, with Gov Perry effectively removing himself?

According to the radio show tonight, he indicated he was pretty strongly leaning towards Romney now.  But revolted at having to find himself in this position.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:03 PM (hIWe1)

950 I think Ace is writing in Ralph Saenz aka Michael Starr.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:04 PM (LnQhT)

951 >>>There is always the Jindal Swap Option.

Heard about this for the first time on your guest appearance tonight.  You're not serious, are you?  I've got news for you: it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:04 PM (hIWe1)

952 Maybe Perry can try to pull a brokered convention win from the floor thing, a-la Ed O'Neill's character on The West Wing.

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 08:05 PM (/h3en)

953 uh oh, Rick says he's reassessing, returning to Texas.

I don't think you can come back once you say you're reassessing.

Yeah, sorry ace. You were right this summer that the Rick Perry we thought we were getting was the best shot at holding the party together and doing the right things in office. What, could have been...

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:05 PM (sOXQX)

954 Lick, National Merit Finalist, right?

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 08:05 PM (nj1bB)

955 I just read that McCain is going to endorse Romney tomorrow. http://t.co/KqPsuDWL

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 08:06 PM (ZiYQG)

956 Hey Jeff, do me a favor and clam up. You're psyched about Romney; I think he sucks and I don't want to vote for him. So take your aggressive "get in line" bullshit and stick it up your ass. I could support Santorum over him, or Huntsman, too.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 08:06 PM (nj1bB)

957 McCain to endorse Romney shoring up his conservative credentials. /

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 08:07 PM (hC5jI)

958 I normally can maintain enthusiasm for my self-improvement for a good 6 weeks. Then I get distracted. Lose momentum.

For most skills, I would always fall short of my goal, but I would make tangible progress. And the next time I'd be able to start at a higher level.

But with drawing I just have zero natural talent.

I have a brother who is a decent artist. I honestly have never gotten close to how good he was when he was 8. And he's not ever that good. He just has some natural talent to draw what's in his mind's eye. I don't.

I worked through books. I did the drawing exercises. And I showed zero improvement. I bought books, special pencils. That Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain book that was popular.

(The most likely reason I can't draw is that the Bilderberger and North American Superhighway groups poisoned the fluoride in my water and chemically lobotomized the drawing portion of my brain. Which is why I'm supporting Dr. Ron Paul who has vowed to not chemically lobotomize my brain.)

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 08:07 PM (QcFbt)

959 Allah reporting that McCain is endorsing Romney tomorrow

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:07 PM (LnQhT)

960 Perry surprised the hell out of me.  I figured he would spend his campaign dollars to stay in through Florida.

If Perry withdraws tomorrow, that frees up donors and volunteers to migrate to other campaigns.  And if that happens, the key will be whether they migrate to Romney, Newt or Santorum.

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 08:07 PM (PcAXh)

961
The only viable anti-Romney, Rick Perry finished 5th . . .

Think about what you wrote. It doesn't make any sense.

A third place prediction for Perry was stretching it, fourth was more likely. That didn't make him a very viable anti-Romney candidate. He hasn't been the viable anti-Romney candidate for months.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 08:08 PM (7+pP9)

962 I think Romney goes after Newt in SC hard now. Look for an onslaught of negative advertising. Romney's got the money to flood the state, Newt doesn't. Romney will go for the quick win now.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 08:08 PM (GZitp)

963 >>>I just read that McCain is going to endorse Romney tomorrow. http://t.co/KqPsuDWL

Um...thanks but no thanks, John.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 03, 2012 08:08 PM (hIWe1)

964 Look, Santorum was always a close second to Perry, so I'll have no problem supporting the other Rick. I still think Perry is the better overall candidate, but I can live with this.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 08:09 PM (AcrIN)

965 Ace was correct, that Gov. Perry, the idea, was the best shot at unifying the contemporary conservative base from 2000-2004.

Ace was wrong, that Gov. Perry, the reality, was anywhere near ready for the national stage. 

Ace was wrong, that the conservative base from 2000-2004, is the right distribution of voters to target in 2012.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 08:10 PM (447Af)

966 Of course you will, Lick.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 08:10 PM (nj1bB)

967
Allah reporting that McCain is endorsing Romney tomorrow

Posted by: The Q at January 04, 2012 12:07 AM (LnQhT)

Rove and the AOS Romneybots will be jizzing their pants.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 08:10 PM (7+pP9)

968 Allah reporting that McCain is endorsing Romney tomorrow

Obviously in an effort to cement the "true conservative" vote behind him.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:11 PM (sOXQX)

969 1028 This is the base circa 2000-2004? I wasn't aware.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 08:12 PM (hC5jI)

970 37-vote lead for Santorum

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:12 PM (d6QMz)

971 If Perry drops out, and Gingrich goes on a kamikaze mission against Romney - both of which are very likely - Santorum, a Catholic, could win South Carolina. I can't believe I'm writing that.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 08:12 PM (ZiYQG)

972 1034 - A carefully crafted Papal plot.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 08:13 PM (QcFbt)

973 I really wish Daniels or Jindal would have run.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:14 PM (d6QMz)

974 >>>Hey Jeff, do me a favor and clam up. You're psyched about Romney; I think he sucks and I don't want to vote for him. So take your aggressive "get in line" bullshit and stick it up your ass.

You're reading into my post something that isn't there.  What's my crime here, repeating what you said in your own voice a couple hours ago?  Unless I was tripping on PCP you quite clearly said that between Paul, Romney and Santorum you would reluctantly choose Romney.  (I did point out that you would be 'revolted' at having to do so.)  If you changed your mind in the last 120 minutes then fine -- it's not my fault for taking you at your word, though.

I guess if the larger point you're making is "I'm in a crappy mood because this outcome sucks a fucking dick as far as my personal desires are concerned," then I can understand that.  Not trying to dance on anyone's grave here -- especially because, as I keep pointing out, I actually like Perry and respect him (and would be happy to support him as my nominee had he won) in a way that I don't feel about, say, Newt.

If you want to go jump on the Huntsman bandwagon, then fine go ahead.  Hell, I'd be fine with Huntsman if I thought he could win the nomination. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:14 PM (hIWe1)

975 If Perry drops out, and Bachmann is really no longer remotely viable, then Romney is fubar. It becomes a two-man not-Romney race. Throw in the fact that Paul ain't getting close to 20% anywhere else, and even a split conservative vote between Gingrich and Santorum sinks Romney.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 08:14 PM (AcrIN)

976 Ace was wrong, that the conservative base from 2000-2004, is the right distribution of voters to target in 2012.

And if the Romney-bots continue insisting that the party win an election without us, we'll find out whether you can.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:15 PM (sOXQX)

977 Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid: Think about what you wrote. It doesn't make any sense.

Of course it does, you're just confusing scales.

Gov. Perry is the only globally viable candidate that can go-toe-to-toe with Romney nationally. He has vocal super-nodes in the conservative movement like Ace, he had the Southern money men, the infrastructure/hierarchy and experienced team. Nobody else had this.

Perry's sucked recently and Iowa's poor performance was the result.


There is a difference between global optimal solutions and local ones.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 08:15 PM (447Af)

978 Jesus, Kristol is shameless in promoting his wet dream of a white knight to rescue us from the current field.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:16 PM (LnQhT)

979 Hey Jeff B - Paul's right, Perry dropping out would be bad strategic news for Romney.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 08:16 PM (ZiYQG)

980 From Twitter:

allahpundit When does Charlie Crist declare his candidacy? He can probably win South Carolina at this point

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:16 PM (hIWe1)

981 1035 1034 - A carefully crafted Papal plot.

The Joos gave him the idea.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at January 03, 2012 08:17 PM (sOXQX)

982 Re: Huntsman, I don't like him but he would have had a legit shot based on his record had he not made the dumbass decision to run as a "no labels" type moderate

Posted by: BSR at January 03, 2012 08:17 PM (BH4RQ)

983 Goodnight to my fellow conservatives.

To Romney fans, not so much.

Heh -- looks like the real winner is about to "concede".

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 03, 2012 08:17 PM (7+pP9)

984 Rick Santorum now has to see if he can move the needle appreciably in South Carolina and Florida.  New Hampshire is too soon and too close to Romney's adopted home state of Massachusetts to be the test of Santorum's momentum.  But South Carolina and Florida ought to be friendly territory for a "full-spectrum conservative" like Santorum, so if he can gain vote share in those states, he's on a good trajectory.

Gingrich is polling strong in both those states, and he's not going to cede them easily to Santorum.  It seems like it's rapidly turning into a three-prong race: Romney, Paul, and a battle for the third spot on the stage between Gingrich and Santorum.

Romney still hasn't demonstrated that he can add the former supporters of anti-Romney candidates to his own base of support.  If Santorum and Gingrich end up in a two-man race to split 65 percent of the GOP vote, one or even both will end up with more than Romney's 25 percent share.

Posted by: stuiec at January 03, 2012 08:17 PM (PcAXh)

985 >>>Hey Jeff B - Paul's right, Perry dropping out would be bad strategic news for Romney.

Yes, except that at that point the candidate himself becomes a problem.  Santorum might possibly be a threat (though I'll believe it when I see it), but Gingrich will continue to drown in the buckets of offal drenched up by his horrible past misdeeds, and his own weirdness.

But hey, I ain't Karl Rove.  Maybe you're right.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:18 PM (hIWe1)

986 Romney just went up on Santorum again.  No idea if it will last.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:19 PM (hIWe1)

987 I'm practically fluent in French already. I can say lots of stuff, like "I am French" or "I am Swiss."

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 08:19 PM (nj1bB)

988 A-ha, so this is where the head Ewok ran off to.

Posted by: Andy at January 03, 2012 08:20 PM (XG+Mn)

989 Latest total I'm seeing has Romney +52 votes. Changed right around the time Sant was introduced. 98% in

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 08:20 PM (/h3en)

990 Rick, I'm your Lord, not your fuckin' BFF.

Posted by: God at January 03, 2012 08:20 PM (yBtkG)

991 +62, sorry

Posted by: Doc at January 03, 2012 08:21 PM (/h3en)

992 >>>Latest total I'm seeing has Romney +52 votes. Changed right around the time Sant was introduced. 98% in

I'm wondering whether Santorum went first because his guys ran the numbers and guessed that the outstanding districts would take Romney over the top.

Total pulled-it-out-of-my-ass speculation on that, but I wonder.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:22 PM (hIWe1)

993 1050

Jeff, let me tell you: if you're inserting the word "weirdness" into a comparison of Santorum and Gingrich, you applied it to the wrong guy.

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:23 PM (LnQhT)

994 1047 Goodnight to my fellow conservatives.

To Romney fans, not so much.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 04, 2012 12:17 AM (7+pP9)


'Night, Newt.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 08:23 PM (yBtkG)

995 Good on you, Rick. Thank you for picking up the banner of us Paesans who were left broken-hearted as Giuliani gets ready to start his campaign for 2008.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2012 08:23 PM (V6fqC)

996 It seems like it's rapidly turning into a three-prong race: Romney, Paul, and a battle for the third spot on the stage between Gingrich and Santorum.

I'm not sure how much traction Paul gets from here on out. It does make me curious about Virginia. If Paul was the leading not Romney, I doubt anyone would be surprised to see Romney get 80% of that primary. But if there is no chance of Paul winning the nomination, he returns to being a viable protest candidate box to check.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:24 PM (sOXQX)

997 >>>RE - Huntsman

>>>I don't like him but he would have had a legit shot based on his record had he not made the dumbass decision to run as a "no labels" type moderate

It's more than that.  I actually tried -- during the phase where I was like "no fucking WAY am I going to default to supporting Romney!" and yes there really was one -- to get into the idea of supporting Huntsman.  But I just couldn't.  It wasn't merely the conservative-baiting on global warming (though my god did that piss me off), it's...something about his entire demeanor.  His tone just seems "off."  For all that people talk about Mitt Romney being "plastic" or "fake" he doesn't hold a candle to Huntsman in the "unctuousness" sweepstakes.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:24 PM (hIWe1)

998 fuck Iowa

Posted by: robtr at January 03, 2012 08:25 PM (MtwBb)

999 1040 Ace was wrong, that the conservative base from 2000-2004, is the right distribution of voters to target in 2012.

> And if the Romney-bots continue insisting that the party win an election without us, we'll find out whether you can.


This election is too important to play that game.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:25 PM (d6QMz)

1000 Great speech so far by Santorum. Always liked the guy and thought he had potential. I disagree with his economic policies vehemently, but in terms of foreign policy he's exemplar and socially he's alright.

I just wish he didn't publicly make many of the homosexual / beastiality comments; would be a huge drag as a VP against the Chicago assholes.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at January 03, 2012 08:26 PM (447Af)

1001 Huntsman and Romney are fascinating contrasts. Romney is a moderate pretending to be a conservative and Huntsman is a conservative pretending to be a moderate.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at January 03, 2012 08:26 PM (AcrIN)

1002 @jaketapper RT @: Romney needs 324 votes now to match his turnout in 2008 #iacaucus

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:27 PM (d6QMz)

1003 If Santorum and Gingrich end up in a two-man race to split 65 percent of the GOP vote, one or even both will end up with more than Romney's 25 percent share.

That's the way this primary was always going to be. The thing is in primaries is after a while voters like to attach themselves to winners. Strong showing in Iowa, a win in NH, strong showing in SC, etc. pretty soon he starts moving off the 25%. It's not just a win here and there it's consistency. Maybe Santorum has it in him but I think consistency has a lot to do with money.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2012 08:28 PM (GZitp)

1004 Here's your compassionate conservative Iowa. Thanks for thrusting him upon us.

Posted by: 49 other states at January 03, 2012 08:29 PM (/h3en)

1005 >> This election is too important to play that game. It's already lost, even if "we" win.

Posted by: Andy at January 03, 2012 08:30 PM (XG+Mn)

1006 >>>Jeff, let me tell you: if you're inserting the word "weirdness" into a comparison of Santorum and Gingrich, you applied it to the wrong guy.

Nah, that's not really fair to Santorum.  I mean, Santorum is a wet blanket, and comes off like a sour so-con parody sometimes, but he seems like a pretty decent guy all told.  Even his one truly irksome failing -- the constant need to say shit like "guys...hey guys, I DID COOL STUFF when I was a Senator!" -- is reasonably human and relatable.

Meanwhile Newt genuinely seems to think of himself as a Nietzschean "superman" archetype, and behaves accordingly.  This is a guy who was literally justifying his flip-flopping on global warming last week by proclaiming that he was an "amateur paleontologist," and who privately talks about how bourgeois morality is only something that needs to be paid "lip service" to, but that Great Men like him can behave as their needs dictate.  The guy's track record is littered with...well, "weirdness" is the best catch-all I can think of.

Santorum's a nerd, and a really terrible fit in terms of profile for the current moment.  But Newt actually sometimes gives off genuine 'sociopath' vibes to me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:30 PM (hIWe1)

1007 This election is too important to play that game.

I really feel sorry for those of you who are going to have to make that argument, in the possible event of a Romney nomination, when, being already too unreliable for much of the base's taste, he veers left in the general so as "to not scare independents." You have a miserable year ahead of you.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:30 PM (sOXQX)

1008 Huntsman is like an awkward guy at a party trying really hard to come off as charming but just making everyone uncomfortable

Posted by: BSR at January 03, 2012 08:31 PM (BH4RQ)

1009 I think that Romney beat Gingrigh for Santorum and so did Perry, Iowa just didn't show Perry any love at all. Can't figure it out. Perry sounded like he was done in his speech so it's going to be between Mitt and Santorum.

Posted by: robtr at January 03, 2012 08:32 PM (MtwBb)

1010 Thanks for thrusting him upon us.
Posted by: 49 other states at January 04, 2012 12:29 AM (/h3en)

There'll be none of this talk of "thrusting" when I'm president, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Ricky Sanctimorum at January 03, 2012 08:33 PM (yBtkG)

1011 98% in: 5 VOTE DIFFERENCE?! Meanwhile, Santorum's stump speech is way better than I would have guessed from watching him in debates. That manufacturing message might have legs. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 08:34 PM (ZiYQG)

1012 5 votes. 5!!!!!! Not anything close to that I can remember.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 08:36 PM (hC5jI)

1013 1074 >This election is too important to play that game.

I really feel sorry for those of you who are going to have to make that argument, in the possible event of a Romney nomination, when, being already too unreliable for much of the base's taste, he veers left in the general so as "to not scare independents." You have a miserable year ahead of you.


So I just give-up on this country altogether, is that your argument? The unwillingness of the conservative population to fight for the family unit, morality, education, etc. when it mattered is partially how we got into this mess. 

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:39 PM (d6QMz)

1014 The guy's track record is littered with...well, "weirdness" is the best catch-all I can think of.

I agree with all you said about Newt.

I guess I just tend to use "weird" in a different, less malevolent context. To me, Santorum, who you described as a nerd, wet blanket, and socon parody, is "weird".

Romney's pretty "weird" too. Gingrich might just be evil, but I think "weird" is a non-threatening adjective

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:39 PM (LnQhT)

1015 And yeah, Gingrich as "sociopath" sounds right.

Huntsman just gives off douche chills. No way around it, even if his policies might align better than some of the other candidates

Posted by: The Q at January 03, 2012 08:41 PM (LnQhT)

1016 Teabaggers, terrorists that you are if and when you decide to start a civil war we can now legally render you.

Genius, you might want to go read about what civil wars generally look like if you think making arrests is some kind of threat/solution.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:41 PM (sOXQX)

1017 1086 " morality"

How about you quit cramming your view of morality down our throats?


No one is cramming anything down your throat, you self-loathing idiot.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 08:44 PM (d6QMz)

1018 1086 Huntsmans entire campaign has just been a giant middle finger to conservatives. That's his problem.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 03, 2012 08:44 PM (hC5jI)

1019 No one is cramming anything down your throat, you self-loathing idiot.

I'm on the wrong site?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 03, 2012 08:46 PM (yBtkG)

1020 Posted by: Miss80s at January 04, 2012 12:39 AM (d6QMz)

I'm not suggesting a course of action for you. I'm saying that your claim that this election is important, coupled with the nomination of an unprincipled, untrustworthy, lefty-pandering, government healthcare supporting squish, just doesn't hold water. It makes no sense to claim that it's vitally important that we nibble around the edges of problems which may well ruin us before the election arrives anyway.

If our choice are Romney or Obama, then the truth is that 70-80% of the people of this country have already given up and no choice we make is going to affect the macro outcome.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:47 PM (sOXQX)

1021 Plz keep your God out of my life

Child, you have no choice in that.

Posted by: The Almighty at January 03, 2012 08:49 PM (sOXQX)

1022 >>>If our choice are Romney or Obama, then the truth is that 70-80% of the people of this country have already given up and no choice we make is going to affect the macro outcome.

Do you just come out of hiding during primary nights to bug the shit out of us, dude?

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:50 PM (hIWe1)

1023

Perry is not done.

He just wants let people think about what the field would look like without him. Crafty move.

Santorum will destroy himself, no experience.

Bachmann is done.

Any real conservatives left ???

Posted by: seamrog at January 03, 2012 08:51 PM (XOQah)

1024 Lick working the phones at RuPaul Campaign: "RuPaul for president, you're an asshole!"

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at January 03, 2012 08:51 PM (digkk)

1025 Do you just come out of hiding during primary nights to bug the shit out of us, dude?

Yep. I pretty much have never commented here except on election nights. And I'm totally the only person that ever feels the moral compunction to troll you.

Boo!

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (sOXQX)

Posted by: Meremortal at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (Usk3+)

1027 I'm sorry, but compared to Santorum, I thought that Romney's speech kinda sucked.

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 08:52 PM (ZiYQG)

1028 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 03, 2012 08:53 PM (LnQhT)

1029 Palin says the party must not "marginalize" Ron Paul or his supporters.
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2012 10:55 PM

I understand how you feel, Ace, but it's just politics. We may not like them, but their votes are going to come in awful handy come November.

Remember also many are young and idealistic and not overly informed outside of their bubble of info. As they mature and stop masturbating to the most boring novel ever written -- Atlas Shrugged -- some will adopt more realistic stances, and they'll be predisposed to adopt them on the right side of the aisle.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 08:55 PM (YiE0S)

1030 >>>I'm sorry, but compared to Santorum, I thought that Romney's speech kinda sucked.

I'm guessing that's because, in part, you don't like listening to someone take a rhetorical billyclub to President Obama.

Santorum's speech was surprisingly good, however.  And hey -- I'm a biased hack.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 03, 2012 08:58 PM (hIWe1)

1031 1092 ...If our choice are Romney or Obama, then the truth is that 70-80% of the people of this country have already given up and no choice we make is going to affect the macro outcome.

I agree that it would largely mean they have given-up, at least at that point. However, we still have a chance of future recovery if Romney is elected; if Obama is re-elected, though, there will be no coming back.

Besides, if you feel it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever, then why even bother threatening to withhold a vote for Romney?

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 09:00 PM (d6QMz)

1032 I understand how you feel, Ace, but it's just politics. We may not like them, but their votes are going to come in awful handy come November.

Ron Paul's neo-Nazi supporters are irrelevant because they never voted Republican, or for anyone else, in the first place.  These are people who were overwhelmingly apolitical until DOCTOR Paul came goose-stepping in, and will be again after his bunker collapses around him.  So fuck 'em.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 03, 2012 09:01 PM (yBtkG)

1033 Yes I do, ask Hitch

Posted by: Lick at January 04, 2012 12:50 AM (hogX0)

Hard to argue there. Sure, if you die in unbelief and isolate yourself in Hell for all eternity, or until its annihilation following the last judgment, I suppose you can accomplish a total separation from God. And win, or something.

The point was God's omnipresence makes it an impossible task while you walk this earth, regardless of my, or any other Christian's, intent towards you. So whining to us about your desire not to be under his feet is pointless.

Fortunately for you, he loves you, and is more patient than most of us, and only asks that you accept forgiveness for your sins.


Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 09:01 PM (sOXQX)

1034 @Jeff B - heh. I hang out here, remember? I can take Obama taking a rhetorical beating pretty good, I think. Romney just doesn't emotionally project. He says all the right things, in the right order, but...why does it all feel slightly awkward? I'm a lib, though. What do I know?

Posted by: A Liberal AoSHQ Reader, Really! at January 03, 2012 09:02 PM (ZiYQG)

1035 Ace, if you REALLY are serious about wanting to pick up a language or three, the only thing to do outside of travelling there is to immerse yourself in it a little each day. For example:

Find some online news TV or radio stations in Italian or French and start listening.

Buy CHILDREN's books, with pictures to start, in Italian or French.

Buy simple French or Italian school children grammar books and dictionaries.

It'll seem foreign (duh) for a while, but it will come to you, and you will start THINKING in those languages, not just translating.

Also, sure, use traditional methods to gain some basic vocabulary and grammar, but concurrently, do the above.

Finally, check out Tim Ferriss's stuff on learning foreign languages quickly.

Wait, not finally.

Also, travel to regions where it is spoken!

Good luck.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:03 PM (YiE0S)

1036 Besides, if you feel it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever, then why even bother threatening to withhold a vote for Romney?

Voicing despair. And it is the logically required counterargument to the Romneybots' inevitability/electability obsession.

However, we still have a chance of future recovery if Romney is elected

I just don't believe that. I guess it's good for you to have that hope, but I can't fake it.

Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2012 09:07 PM (sOXQX)

1037 1110 Voicing despair. And it is the logically required counterargument to the Romneybots' inevitability/electability obsession.

He's not as electable as they think he is but their bragging doesn't make me feel vengeful. Voting or withholding votes based on the feelings of others just doesn't make sense to me.


I just don't believe that. I guess it's good for you to have that hope, but I can't fake it.

I can't force you to be optimistic but I hope you can understand why I feel let-down by older conservatives. Doesn't mean my generation is somehow blameless in all this but I do feel that it's not just the Republican politicians who threw-in the towel.

Posted by: Miss80s at January 03, 2012 09:26 PM (d6QMz)

1038 On language learning. I didn't find children's book very helpful. For one, childrens books go very quickly from very basic grammar. (This is a dog. Hi Dog.) To very complicated. (Timmy was boy, but sometimes he thought what it would be like to be a robot. Maybe if he was a robot he wouldn't have to eat his vegetables!) That's all sorts of subjunctive mood shit right there that, in Spanish classes, is considered pretty advanced stuff. Yet it's common in all but the most basic kids books. I found reading Spanish news on topics I knew to be very useful. So I'd read the ESPN Deportes account of the Lakers game. Or Univisions report on the Republican debate. I found these a lot easier than childrens books. For one, less subjunctive. News stories are pretty straight-forward. X did Y, then S did T. And two, kids books go crazy with less context. (Timmy turned into a robot and then he punched the Dinosaur in the face and knocked him into Jupiter.) News stories don't all of a sudden stop talking about Kobe's jumper and start talking about sharks eating volcanoes on Mars. Plus reading news stories is confidence boosting since you think, correctly, hey this is what actual native speakers of X do. Checking the daily sports, news, pop culture news. Another very good thing is Wkipedia. I used to read the Batman entry in Spanish over and over again. Again, reading the entry on the Justice League in a foreign language is confidence boosting since this what actual foreign dorks would do. It's actually what some obsessive foreign fanboy dorks have spent their free time on, crafting the perfect description of the Legion of Doom.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 03, 2012 09:39 PM (QcFbt)

1039 I didn't find children's book very helpful.

It's a starting point. You ramp up from there.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:44 PM (YiE0S)

1040 And do it in conjunction with target language TV and radio.

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:44 PM (YiE0S)

1041 I found reading Spanish news on topics I knew to be very useful. So I'd read the ESPN Deportes account of the Lakers game. Or Univisions report on the Republican debate.

Quite!

Posted by: Random at January 03, 2012 09:45 PM (YiE0S)

1042 I can't force you to be optimistic but I hope you can understand why I feel let-down by older conservatives.

I was born in the 70s, so it's not so much about being older as just understanding that there are inescapable consequences for the choices we've made in allowing credit to drive our economy and allowing Democrats to waste all the resources they did buying votes, and understanding the magnitude of further damage being inflicted by the frauds being committed today to cover it all up.

Ballots disappearing in the deep of night only to turn up in Romney's favor is not helping my mood.

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1044 1116 I was born in the 70s, so it's not so much about being older as just understanding that there are inescapable consequences for the choices we've made in allowing credit to drive our economy and allowing Democrats to waste all the resources they did buying votes, and understanding the magnitude of further damage being inflicted by the frauds being committed today to cover it all up.


We were given chance after chance to rectify our situation and instead we complained bitterly but did nothing meaningful to change our situation. People always blame the politicians for our current crisis because it is convenient and, while they do share a lot of the blame, so do we. The liberals were allowed to destroy the foundations of our society and economy without much protest. People can complain all they want about the sorry state of our government but it is reflection of who we largely have become.    

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